general-chat

[vale linden]

Why

[civic otter]

I LOOOVVE DARKTIDEE AND I LOVEE MICROTRANSACTIONS

[vale linden]

That hurts

[little marten]

🫵😅

3 months baby

Old timer

[vivid sequoia]

I um just like It when the heretics die

[ripe tangle]

:v

[formal mortar]

Imagine being old

I could never

[civic otter]

Sister has fallen to slaanesh, servo skull, combust

[vale linden]

Old folks

[ripe tangle]

yaknow what’s considered old is a matter of perspective

[fiery wave]

Watched him since pre-100k. Always chill much.

[little marten]

Do you feel 30?

Because I don’t

[vale linden]

Sure buddy

[ripe tangle]

compared to the lifespans of celestial bodies, 500 years is nothing.

[little marten]

And that’s all that matters

[somber stream]

I'm 18 af

[formal mortar]

I like how he's chill when he's playing horror games lmao

I definitely didn't turn 34 on the 15th

[vale linden]

Oh.

[little marten]

Damn dude who let you out the nursing home to type on here

[astral basin]

Evidence found lacking.

[civic otter]

Good machine. Kill some heretics in his name

[civic otter]

I forgot you cannot scroll anymore, old thing

[vale linden]

Yall old af im only 18

[fiery wave]

Why is nice. Don't like fake screaming. Painful to ears.

[fiery wave]

Look up the stuff she posted earlier.

[wicked sentinel]

I think once you pass 30 normal bed activities is boring

[somber stream]

karma sutra time

[little marten]

Sleeping?

[vale linden]

Is that the age people begin to give up on life

[fiery wave]

30? Yeah.

[low wharf]

Sleeping is also boring pre 30

[little marten]

Normal bed activities are still fine at 30 Dw

[somber stream]

Normally, folks would start to gather their shit since they learned nobody is coming to save them

[little marten]

Like praying

[fiery wave]

Everything hurts.

[civic otter]

Sleeping is good because you can ignore every other aspect of life, but sleeping means you have to wake up tomorrow instead of not exist, double edged blade

[vivid sequoia]

Service duration 19 rotations since initiation

[ripe tangle]

I don’t sleep at night

[little marten]

This part is true

[ripe tangle]

for some reason I just cant

[vivid sequoia]

Neither do I

[astral basin]

Im still young by most measurements
Same age as the college kids. Still cant stand them.

[vale linden]

Wow can't wait for 30

[formal mortar]

Nobody ever believes I am as old as I am

[wicked sentinel]

Then you make other things hurt to forget what used to hurt

[fiery wave]

People think I'm half my age.

[formal mortar]

My favorite is when someone younger than me tries to talk to me like I'm younger than them

[little marten]

I don’t get that

[upper citrus]

What's your age

[little marten]

People assume I’m like 40

[vivid sequoia]

Oorrr replace the flesh with machine!

[elder merlin]

Boomer?

[astral basin]

Cant wait for my failed posture check to be permanent in 5-10 years.
…things are starting to get stiff even now

[upper citrus]

Aren't you?

[twin flower]

wild

[ripe tangle]

people tell me I look younger than I am until they see my eyes, my sunken baggy dark circled eyes.

[somber stream]

I look 20 despite being near 30

[little marten]

🙁

[ripe tangle]

due to lack of sleep

[wicked sentinel]

I wish I would hop on cybernetics 20 years ago

[fiery wave]

Seems normal. But I have 3 fucked up wisdom teeth I can't afford to fix so... nothing is worse than nerve pain and they refuse to die.

[formal mortar]

Nah I'm a millenial, born in 91

[elder merlin]

How old are you? @formal mortar

[formal mortar]

I'm 34

[ripe tangle]

I was born in 1995

[elder merlin]

Im 34

[little marten]

If I shave I look about 20 tho

[fiery wave]

Been over 15 years with them now.

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

But like a fuck ugly 20 year old

[astral basin]

Partly the same reason people assume im older

[elder merlin]

I look like i shoulda died yesterday

[wicked sentinel]

I was born in the 80s let's keep it at that

[somber stream]

Nah i'm sure you look like a proper lad

[vale linden]

Nah the beard is awesome

[upper citrus]

Jk ily

[little marten]

No I have bird features

[somber stream]

But yes the beard is awesome

[elder merlin]

Boomer

[little marten]

I’m ok with this fact

[somber stream]

Birds features? fym bird features

[misty trench]

OLD

not young like us spritely 96ers

[little marten]

When I shave

[fiery wave]

Uhh, you are budget Keenu Reeves.

[little marten]

I look like a bird

[fiery wave]

So wot.

[misty trench]

(my back hurts and I'll see you at bingo)

[little marten]

He’s budget Nurgle gamer

[somber stream]

How do a person look like a bird

[little marten]

If I ever shave I’ll fly over and show you

[somber stream]

Hell yeah

[elder merlin]

[vale linden]

Don't do it man

Beards save everybody

[formal mortar]

If I rest do you think Recover will still be winning?

[somber stream]

I look proper without beard

I look a bit like Kojima with one

[little marten]

I’ve had facial hair since I was 18 it’s just jarring to not have one at this point

[ripe tangle]

I’m one of those people who’s technically a millenial but also too young to REALLY truly be a real Millenial, but I’m also way too old to be a Gen Z, I find myself able to relate to younger millenials and older gen z despite not really fitting in with either generations fully

[little marten]

But I envy clean shaven folks that look good

[somber stream]

No need for that

[vale linden]

They're clean shaven cause they can't grow a beard

[formal mortar]

That's kinda how my gf is, she was born in 98

[somber stream]

Embrace your strong points

Your beard is awesome

[orchid sigil]

i`m in 98 also

[vivid sequoia]

The flesh is weak!

[somber stream]

Reminds me of Joe from 'you'

[little marten]

Thanks lol much appreciated but it’s all good

[misty trench]

I stayed clean shaven and kept my hair short pretty much up until the pandemic and now I'm australian jesus

[fiery wave]

Go the way of biomods.

[somber stream]

I grew my hair out during the lockdown as well

[vale linden]

Ive never seen a Australian without long hair

[ripe tangle]

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

[somber stream]

People called me Howl lmao

[little marten]

That is based

Every man should try out the Jesus look once at least

[misty trench]

fr, it's liberating

[somber stream]

I wouldn't call it liberating, hot af

[misty trench]

only downside is long hair and a beard is a lot more maintenance

[somber stream]

But it was fun

[ripe tangle]

I do have an appointment at 8am and it’s 2:30 now

I need to sleep

[somber stream]

Sleep, Lucia

[ripe tangle]

Goodnight everyone

[vale linden]

Yes you do

[misty trench]

gn lucia

[vale linden]

Night

[wicked sentinel]

I used to have long hair down to my lower back. I looked like Jason Mamoa. Now I am bald and look like I should be riding a hog

[vivid sequoia]

See yeah gn

[formal mortar]

sleep well Lucia

I gotta remember to put oil in my beard

I keep forgetting

[little marten]

Long hair into bald combo is actually huge

[twin flower]

what does putting oil on it do

[somber stream]

Yeah how did that happen, actually

[vivid sequoia]

What's the backstory y'all made for your characters?

[somber stream]

genetic? Stress?

[vale linden]

Balding is scary

[formal mortar]

It keeps it healthy and soft

[little marten]

Me but less racist

[formal mortar]

Also keeps it from getting split ends and such

[twin flower]

What kinda oil you put on it

[formal mortar]

Dunno, my gf buys it for me

[vivid sequoia]

But it's Warhammer your suppose to be space racist

[twin flower]

whale blubber

[formal mortar]

I just put it in and never once read the bottle

[little marten]

I’m not saying he isn’t racist

[vale linden]

Nurgle is more racist than a space racist

[vivid sequoia]

Ew nurgle?

[somber stream]

Aren't we all, technically, space racist?

[vivid sequoia]

He gives me the ick

[astral basin]

Im pretty sure me n ng have similar build stereotypes
Im just. Slightly more on the narrow side.

[little marten]

That’s just affection

[vale linden]

Seems like a chill guy

[upper citrus]

Less racist ≠ not racist

[little marten]

Nurgle chill af all the other chaos gods trying to hard

[upper citrus]

1 is less than 2 but more than 0

[fiery wave]

Vet fallen to Slaanesh/Tzeentch. Is pretty nice though. Resident sneaker of actual food on the ship.

[formal mortar]

My vet is just me in 40k.
My zealot is a strong woman who has been in many battles, including wrestling an ork at one point.
My psyker accidentally blew up the poopdeck of a ship, hence his name poopdeck liability.
My arbitrator is based off of Judge Sid De'Ath.
My ogryn likes fancy pants.

[astral basin]

“Ew, you came from the MOON? Go back to your planet, you rock kicker!”

[little marten]

YOURE A HERETIC?!

[formal mortar]

That's as far as I got to backgrounds for my characters

[fiery wave]

Has a thing for Commissar stuff. Hat is taken from her old squad's useless commissar.

[vale linden]

Ive only maxed out a zealot so far highest I've been is havoc 2 seems pretty easy

[vivid sequoia]

I made mine me but a pysker witch I'ma tryna unlock some of the unlockable cosmetics to look like a skitari!

[twin flower]

Wait til you try H40's

[fiery wave]

Inquisitor stuff from a lady who wanted to dissappear and fade away after knowing too much. A trade of sorts.

[upper citrus]

Ayo

[vale linden]

Dosent seem so bad rn I play on damnation most of the time just have a problem with teammates rage quitting when they die

[fiery wave]

You didn't know??? I used to RP in general on it.

[vivid sequoia]

What do y'all think of my username being a play on words of schizophrenic and skitari lol

[astral basin]

Karien needs a royal thammer bonk

[twin flower]

Traitor scoooom

[little marten]

I thought it was a bluff

[vale linden]

Cool af

[vivid sequoia]

I think it's silly and funny :>

[astral basin]

Are there backpacks with servo-skulls?
I doubt but. I hope.

[little marten]

Mind you the story I’m working on has unintentionally become Nurgle fanfic

[vivid sequoia]

I hope so

[vivid sequoia]

I wanna have a lil servo skull fren :>

[vale linden]

Nurgle romance?!

[twin flower]

and all it does is back sas u

[upper citrus]

Yeah? Morrow? This one, throw him out the airlock

[little marten]

It could be

[vale linden]

Im invested now

[little marten]

A naked man does fuse with a giant boil

[upper citrus]

Good heavens there's 2 of them now

[vale linden]

I dont know much about 40k lore but im all for this

[fiery wave]

It wasn't. Licht only drew her cos she her marks are hidden lul.

[upper citrus]

Starting heretic, oh no

[little marten]

👀

[fiery wave]

Natural dislike for Nurglites as well so works well.

[little marten]

lol

[twin flower]

Wouldn't a former traitor reject just be killed instead of imprisoned or something

[vale linden]

Nah id definitely blaze with Nurgle yall are crazy

[little marten]

I don’t really like Nurgle it’s just a cool name

[somber stream]

pfp checks out

[vivid sequoia]

It would be cool

[fiery wave]

Ask him.

[white vale]

We've had a conversation about this yesterday, depends on the inquisitor

[vale linden]

Hey man that's gator!

[vivid sequoia]

Do y'all like toasters?

[somber stream]

I know who Gator is

PIMP

[vivid sequoia]

I hate it when the toaster burns my toast....

[vale linden]

Mhmmmmmmmm

[little marten]

Maybe I need to have a backstory now.. might have to change my dudes name from John Warhammer if so

[vivid sequoia]

Am I not praising the machine god enough? Is that why my waffles and toast burn?

[vale linden]

Nurgle is a god tho right so he's gotta be cool

[little marten]

If you’re a pestilence fan then yeah

[vale linden]

Huh

[vivid sequoia]

Already saw someone named John Warhammer

[vivid sequoia]

???

[little marten]

There are hundreds of us bottom feeders

[vale linden]

Damn Nurgle looks nasty!

[vivid sequoia]

Well yeah it's nurgle

[astral basin]

My purpose is to serve.
…predisposed to weapons guidance. Recycled memories from this units former self currently has a subfile labeled “things that go boom”.

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Imagine being the servoskull that hosts kids parties at McDonald’s

[vivid sequoia]

No

Just no

[white vale]

Imagine having a McDonald's on your planet

[vivid sequoia]

I think the servo skull would kill itself

I think it would just shut off

[little marten]

Ketchup on wall parameters have exceeded exceptional levels

[vivid sequoia]

I would just let my battery run out

[little marten]

Your duty is to serve

[vale linden]

Are servo Skulls alive like those machine people aswell?

[fiery wave]

I am too lazy to name. Easier ingame to just use the same so ppl know is me.

[vivid sequoia]

Yes?

[astral basin]

I find it funny of the idea that
There was a low level maintenance admech that was just so dogged and reliable at having generalist knowledge
Bc most of the time his superiors just couldnt be bothered
That an effort was made to consecrate their memory drives and skull

Mind you the memory recycle bit? Expensive by even admech standards, and mostly used on high level archmagos with active projects

[white vale]

They run on a human brain, so essentially yes

[twin flower]

Idk if a floating skull drone is considered being alive imo

[little marten]

I used to be really serious with names for any video games always something RP but now I just do something that I find easy/funny

[astral basin]

Servitors run on human brains
Servo skulls are pure machinery with a skull for a chassis

[vale linden]

Well I saw a video that talked about those people in the medicaid stations and I thought if they're doing that what else might they be doing

[little marten]

Servitors tend to be lobotomised right?

[vestal mantle]

I think you all are missing the best warhammer god

[little marten]

Tend being the key word

[twin flower]

imagine being one attached to a toilet

[vestal mantle]

Praise be to Nuffle

[thick fog]

yes

[fiery wave]

I just use online name. Easier for ppl.

[astral basin]

Lobotomization, and wired through circuits to be a motherboard
Servitors are criminals
Servoskulls are honored servants of the imperium.

[vale linden]

Warhammer has some crazy lore

[white vale]

They're basically always lobotomized, but the effectiveness of the lobotomy can vary greatly

[twin flower]

should read the rest of it

[little marten]

Start with deamounculaba

[astral basin]

Well. Servo skulls are taken from honored servants of the imperium in the hope that the “righteous soul” could further bless the machinery and help the imperium further

[astral basin]

NO DONT ITS A TRAP

[little marten]

That’s not canon anymore is it

[fallow ferry]

for some reason I cant matchmake anyone tonight. Regardless of difficulty on quickplay. Not sure why.

[astral basin]

“I feel myself… slipping away…”

[white vale]

There's also that one servitor in Space Marine 2 who deliberately overdoes his tasks out of spite

[vale linden]

Wtf

[somber stream]

self destruct

[white vale]

Maliciously compliant servitors are the best servitors

[vale linden]

That's dark ngl thought it was all about war

[little marten]

Mostly, and human furniture

[vale linden]

It gets worse fuck man

[astral basin]

What is wrong with you, why arent you doing this properly?
Pain threshold… exceeded…
Then increase the anesthetic supplements!
Parameters… already fulfilled.
Fine. Go to maintenance to be refitted.

[little marten]

Future Tau fan I imagine lol

[astral basin]

I havent seem the tau kisser in a while

[vestal mantle]

Ok... Dragon fruit or mixed berry?

[little marten]

They popped by yesterday I think

[white vale]

Based servitor for demanding his worker rights

[vale linden]

Weird nose people

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Then the one thats backtalking the admech about rivet specs

[white vale]

Yeah that's the one I was talking about lmao

[astral basin]

“I did them within specs. Readjust your parameters”

[white vale]

"Oh I'm supposed to do this properly? Well fuck you then, I'm gonna aim for a degree of precision that literally cannot be achieved with the tools you gave me. Eat shit."

[formal mortar]

Them servitors get away with so much

[white vale]

Being a servitor is horrible until you realize that nothing matters, it can't get worse, and any acts of spiteful malice you manage to pull off in moments of lucidity are just "program errors"

Then it becomes hilarious

[astral basin]

Those servitors are what i imagine happens to trade skill criminals.
Stripped of personality, but not core talents.

[vivid sequoia]

I said <<BZZT>>\ 00110101… Greetings, flesh-kin. In another server I was in and was met with clanker alot lol

[formal mortar]

I mean, of course you're gonna be met with that

[odd shadow]

“that servo skull full of mischef”

[formal mortar]

Just like my team mates in these Squad Deathmatches are being met with being called heavy

[astral basin]

Yeah nows not the time for robot stuff.
People got a funny clip turned into another funny clip. And can now mention racism wo the backlash.

Star wars fans upset. Cant shoot a toaster wo it being a meme rn

[white vale]

ANDROID SPOTTED
SAY GOODBYE CLANKKA

[vivid sequoia]

Is my bio good enough? Does it fit with my whole skitari thing I have going for my pfp lol

[formal mortar]

I want to make a cyborg in cdda

[astral basin]

Discord. “Imagine a place”
Cringed at that commercial

Cdda?

[formal mortar]

Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead

[twin flower]

waz dat

[formal mortar]

It's an ascii based game, you can get tile packs for images, but basically it's apocalyptic and you can do pretty much everything you can think of

[astral basin]

Time to reference the database

[formal mortar]

A similar game would be project zomboid I suppose, but this came out before then, and is constantly being updated since it's an open source project

[white vale]

It reads too much like the martian equivalent of a Jehovah's witness knocking on my door and not enough like an irradiated chromed-up stimm addict soldier with one too many civilians in his kill tracker

[astral basin]

LMAO

[formal mortar]

There are zombies, aliens, and more.. You can also mod in magic, dinosaurs, etc etc

[vivid sequoia]

Hmm how could I make it fit better to that then?

[twin flower]

me still waiting for build42 to be stable

[astral basin]

Skitarii are. Servants of magos sects. Private military

[vivid sequoia]

I'm still new to Warhammer still learning about the crazy lore so lol

[formal mortar]

Time between stables is so long

[twin flower]

Real

Its almost been a year I think since b42 came out

[formal mortar]

I want to get into space station 14

[white vale]

Honestly I'm not sure, I'm not that big of an admech lore guy. I'd recommend reading an admech book if you're interested in the faction, it could help you sample a lot of different personalities and learn more of their lore.

[astral basin]

Sometimes im sad i dont own a pc
Sometimes im glad i dont have to look at. Jigsaw puzzles

[formal mortar]

But there is a lot to learn with that game as well

[white vale]

Currently I'm reading Gaunt's Ghosts, which is about the Guard

[twin flower]

Reading Son of the Forest whenever I have free time

[vivid sequoia]

Ah okie

[little marten]

This event is further proof of ogryn player favouritism !!

[formal mortar]

Bro, my last match I did my teammates were like "Hey bigman, those heretics stole your rations" and they let me hoover up all the rations

[vivid sequoia]

I don't think the spooky version is necessary the nurgle gamer is scary enough lmfao

[prisma cypress]

[little marten]

I agree

[astral basin]

Skitarii are pretty much regular militarum that worship body mods rather than the munitorum

[vivid sequoia]

Is there a option to eat the rations? What flavour are they?

[little marten]

Hyperplague

[odd shadow]

Please obese fish add skitari class

[vivid sequoia]

My toaster burnt the waffles again is this heresy ?

[astral basin]

Overtuned parameters. Requisitioning appropriate servitor. Ready sacred oils.

Now i imagine that all food the admech eats has an oil base.

[rare pulsar]

We will have to wait a lot longer

Unless this guy hires some help

[vivid sequoia]

What kinda flavour would oil taste like to them?

[twin flower]

Reeee

[pseudo timber]

Food flavor

[astral basin]

Heartburn. Is why the heart gets replaced.

[twin flower]

Gonna be in my 40s by the time it happens

[white vale]

They're more capable than the average guardsman while also generally being considered more disposable by their superiors. So much so that one of their guns can literally give you cancer from prolonged usage.

[rare pulsar]

I hope this guys stays alive to finish pzlmao

[vivid sequoia]

I'm listing to the darktide soundtrack and just letting auto play play whatever comes and now I'm listing to a heavy metal cover of disposel unit

[rare pulsar]

Gonna be like tolkien and just leave a legacy behind

[white vale]

The admech is a lot more diverse than it would seem at first, but the common unifying factor for most skitarii is that being a skitarii fucking sucks.

[twin flower]

my great grand kids would be the one playing by then

[vivid sequoia]

Nah be a gamer unc

[rare pulsar]

Forreal

[vivid sequoia]

I hate auto correct

[rare pulsar]

Project zomboid collectors edition will release in about 50 years

On steam 2.0

[twin flower]

we get gta 6 first before b42 on zomboid

[rare pulsar]

Gaben is now a fused cyborg controlling steam

[little marten]

Why doesn’t project Zomboid have an end yet

All they need to do is make a random helicopter appear after 1 year somewhere on the map maybe create a way to pinpoint it and then you can escape

[amber delta]

I hope Gaben never dies

[little marten]

I love the game but the lack of an end goal really will stop it reaching the stratosphere

[astral basin]

Skitarii are generally volunteers apparently
Menial laborers that work on forge worlds always has the option no matter their lot in life. Or servitorization.
Then theres the vat born ones
Sometimes they pull from refugees. Ig as a tax? “Heres your work opportunity. Figure it out.”

[white vale]

Reportedly, he's training his younger son to be a worthy inheritor of Valve and Steam who won't betray gamerkind

[vivid sequoia]

Servo skull I have a question What do skitari eat?

[white vale]

His older son is a Formula 1 racer who doesn't give a rat's ass about games

[twin flower]

When the only helicopter event you get is that one that follows you and attracts zomboids

[amber delta]

hopefully the first lesson was "never let Valve go public"

[white vale]

So you know how food has nutrients? Yeah they just skip food and go straight to nutrients

[somber stream]

Are we talking about the inevitable passing of our lord and saviour, Gaben Newell?

[amber delta]

yes but it is not inevitable if his personal project comes to fruition

[pseudo timber]

I hope they make l4d3 when he croaks

[somber stream]

I want my HL3

[pseudo timber]

Cant count to three my ass

Make the fucking game

[little marten]

Maybe he don’t wanna

[pseudo timber]

Gayben

[white vale]

His passing will trigger an ARG led by his AI engram, and the first person to crack the puzzle will get to release Half Life 3, like in Ready Player One

[little marten]

Real talk will we get a gaben dead steam badge to claim

[pseudo timber]

It's called "we did it"

[somber stream]

His passing will cause a global mourning for sure

[white vale]

And global panic

[somber stream]

Nw

[pseudo timber]

Gamers will rise up.

[somber stream]

I'm sure he'll leave behind a video

Something like
"If you're watching this video, that mean i'm dead."

[astral basin]

Unrecognizable query. Variable answers conflicting.
The skitarii are mostly human, and must subsume among the rations appropriate to the individual in question, with proper bionic maintenance kept in mind as well.
The patron Magos may have a process in place, or allow the vanguard to requisition from the Munitorum under proper protocol.

[somber stream]

"But i have a plan"

[pseudo timber]

He'll post a video like Raul Mendez

Cordis Valve

[vivid sequoia]

I'm asking someone in the helldivers discord server if the reason why the automatons are so hostile is cause they don't praise the Omnissiah and the machine god and all that lol

[somber stream]

Oh right, new HD2 warbond soon

[pseudo timber]

They eat people

[vivid sequoia]

Oooh

[rare pulsar]

Thats really the wrong way to think about a sandbox like pz

[odd shadow]

They need to fix the game bruh

[rare pulsar]

Make your own end

Your own goal

[little marten]

Sure I get that

But I’d like a goal too

Personal preference

[rare pulsar]

Nothing stops you

[astral basin]

Oh lawd a new bond?
…time to farm ig

[rare pulsar]

Again?!?

[little marten]

It’s just 3 pages of bandaids

[pseudo timber]

For supah earf

[rare pulsar]

They be milking us frfr

[amber delta]

wheres the performance patch tho

[rare pulsar]

They aint getting a cent from me

Ill farm

[astral basin]

Licht said so.
Gotta shake my horde fatigue for some sweet sweet credits

Pub squad fatigue

All the fatigue

[rare pulsar]

Farming on lvl 1 s is super fast

[somber stream]

I still have about 50e for this month's random purchase

I'll buy

[elder merlin]

Still gonna be shit

[rare pulsar]

Youll easily get more then 1000
In an hour

[somber stream]

80% chance to be true

Oh fuck LIBERTY DAY SOON

[formal mortar]

I was so confused why my aim sensitivity was off, didn't realize that I have 3 sliders to mess with in Darktide now

[astral basin]

Licht i thought you was already counting the days for liberty day

[amber delta]

liberty day we all gonna get super cool based new cape

[vivid sequoia]

What would the skitari or necron think of the automatons

[rare pulsar]

Nothing beats the malevelon cape

[somber stream]

4 days from now

[rare pulsar]

Prolly something like heretic

Or more like heretech

And necrona would prolly put em in a zoo or smth

[vivid sequoia]

I hate that stupid pun joke made me slightly chuckle

[astral basin]

Necrons dont care. Not part of their dynasty
Admech… “oh cool humans in full body robots! Wait… theyre ai? Abominable Intelligence! We arent allowed! Get scrapped!”

[vivid sequoia]

Pffftt

[astral basin]

Hd1 cyborgs were basically the start of the admech.
Automatons came from the borgs. Whether or not they have human brains is debated… even human brains downloaded into motherboards would give them a pass tbh

[vivid sequoia]

What if we make Frank Horrigan from fallout a space marine

[pseudo timber]

What if

What if it was all for not...

[amber delta]

not what

[tired fog]

Question bout the event, what's the difference in collecting vs destroying rashuns? Or does it even matter

[elder merlin]

When is Liberty Day again?

[tired fog]

26th

[amber delta]

if you collect you get to fight plagueryns
if you destroy you get to fight hordes and captains

[tired fog]

Got ya

[elder merlin]

Honestly, i want a purple armor to go with that stupid purple cape we got forever ago

[jaunty path]

I wish hd2 fits were more colorful

but eh

[elder merlin]

Someday

[jaunty path]

AH isn't doing the best rn but whateveeeerr

I need to eat

my head is being dumb again.

[amber delta]

I don't think AH has ever been doing well

[vivid sequoia]

My favourite part of helldivers is when I get to dive into hell a second time

[amber delta]

they just... succeeded in spite of not doing well

[jaunty path]

I don't know much besides a lot of the fanbase isn't happy

I just really want FS to fix havoc

thats my biggest wish

[formal mortar]

Always collect the rations

Don't destroy them

[worn quail]

Is there anyway to check how many rations you've recovered/destroyed after you've completed the event?

[jaunty path]

I always destroy them

[worn quail]

I always destroy them

[formal mortar]

Missus is a heretic

[worn quail]

I cant STAND eating

[formal mortar]

So is Fenrir

[worn quail]

I just got scoreboard yesterday, do I need to do a quick update to add it to the counter?

[formal mortar]

More rations means happier ogryn

[amber delta]

why are you people starving the population

[worn quail]

What's there to envy about being fat

[formal mortar]

Because they are heretics

[somber stream]

Fuck them kids

[worn quail]

Anyway is there like

A counter that lets you see your personal count

[somber stream]

Would you want more pox walker?

Cause that's how you get more pox walker

Look at the 21st

[vivid sequoia]

I've been doing a pattern recover the first destroy the second so on and so forth

[somber stream]

Now be a good little chud and starve for the Emperor

[worn quail]

🔇

[blissful kiln]

hello, based department?

[formal mortar]

Traitor behavior, like the heretic in the storyline

[vivid sequoia]

It says to recover or destroy? Why not both?

[formal mortar]

Why destroy when you can recover?

[blissful kiln]

the tins are filled with space aids

purge

[somber stream]

^

[elder merlin]

Narrows eyes

[vivid sequoia]

Why recover when you can recover and destroy

[vivid sequoia]

Oh well now I'm destroying all of them

[formal mortar]

btw anybody good at squad dm in bf6?

[odd shadow]

Quartermaster Brunt would like to have a word with you

[amber delta]

but what if we ignore the rations what then huh

[astral basin]

If you destroy the cans, the camp gets mad “THATS GOOD FOOD WTF YOU DOIN”
If you take them, you get punished by a monstrosity.

[formal mortar]

The monstrosity is easy to kill

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Thump

[worn quail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m6F7ch9nph8

Why is this so hard to find

So many copies just have some lame ass dollar store voice changer with no music

This is THE perfect version

[astral basin]

Using it from now on

[worn quail]

Back when I was a 40K newbie just from the overwhelming aggression emanating from this guy's design and the video itself I thought he was a world eater and not a word bearer

[astral basin]

It is isnt it

The saturation doesn’t help

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

ragebait

[vivid sequoia]

I saw this meme of a skitari applying their version of what makeup would be for them but that makes me question what would their makeup be?

[elder merlin]

Oil grease and rust dust

[astral basin]

Costuming is costuming

[little marten]

Ruh roh

Jinkies scoob

[astral basin]

They are soldiers. Pretty sure they have a

Fuck. You.

Pretty sure they have a special cloak/coat for parades n other important stuffs

Maybe some shiny mod bits
But. Thing is. Even their speech is practical. Even have a language thats like the ai binary speak.

[gaunt bridge]

Guys, please explain some unemployed dude told me not to pick up rations, just destroy them. I kept grabbing them anyway and he goes, ‘Something bad’s gonna happen.’ Like bro, the game’s already dead, what disaster are we talking about here? Then he hit me with a ‘f*** you’ and rage quit

[little marten]

Based

[somber stream]

Based

[midnight lark]

holy crap I logged on and saw this new event was up, saw it was like 2k to 13 or something when I got in, went to redo my Zealot talents and build and came out of the menu to 30k vs 19k, the scores increased by like 300% in 10 mins

[spice drift]

why do i have missions with angry ogryns?

[amber delta]

they want your food

[little marten]

Event is a psyop to make ogryn mains even more intolerable

Especially you Hank

[amber delta]

ogryn mains are the sweetest

[little marten]

It’s begun 💀

[elder merlin]

Eat da lil'un

[gaunt bridge]

guys what happen if i destroy ?

[formal mortar]

You're a traitor

[somber stream]

Happy ending

[low hemlock]

AYO‼️ FATSHARK CHANGED THE EVENT SCORE LIVE⁉️❓❓❓

#darktide-driptide message

[elder merlin]

I eat you

[amber delta]

you let city children starve

[gaunt bridge]

[wicked sentinel]

That is heresy

[little marten]

Which options let’s you kill the most ogryns

That’s the based one

[formal mortar]

The one that retrieves the rations

[low hemlock]

What the fuc, The Team Save Rashuns were on a winning streak💢

CURSE U FATSHARK‼️

[little marten]

Oh..

[formal mortar]

You actually get some small ogryn waves for that

[little marten]

To kill ogryns.. one must side with the ogryns..

[midnight lark]

so if we save rations more ogryns spawn?

[formal mortar]

Yes

[midnight lark]

neat

[formal mortar]

Just a small wave tho

[little marten]

Well played ogryn cabal, well played

[amber delta]

why are you writing like an AI when asked to create clickbait article titles

[astral basin]

So. Apparently
Rations were tainted
Now its a different enemy set

[low hemlock]

u it tru pal u have to believe me

I saw it with me on eye

live

in 4k

[amber delta]

[astral basin]

It was damned if you do damned if you dont sitch anyways

[somber stream]

What for lunch

[inland mantle]

Everything

[astral basin]

Blighted rations

[somber stream]

I am not all consuming

[inland mantle]

Not yet

[fiery wave]

MREs.

[astral basin]

Id say that ogryns were getting tummy rumbles
But. I almost doubt it

[somber stream]

I was just thinking about this, actually

After reading servo's lol

[formal mortar]

Still gotta save the rations

[astral basin]

Y? They are confirmed blighted now

[formal mortar]

For my tummy of course

[astral basin]

Ogryn with the shits is not something anyone wants to deal with im sorry

[somber stream]

I had American MRE once

[astral basin]

Was it beef

[somber stream]

Doesn't taste bad at all

But not something i'd have every dya

[somber stream]

Mexican chicken

Coffee wasn't very coffee

And the cracker was mid

[astral basin]

Apparently it can be a dishonorable discharge if you knowingly eat too many beef mres
The beef is so full of preservatives that its not safe consuming regularly

[worn quail]

the rations were blight tainted

No way!

Great news!

[astral basin]

.

[nocturne horizon]

beef mre is good

the shredded one

[worn quail]

.

[gaunt bridge]

beef taste ?

[somber stream]

US MRE will give you constipation when consumed daily

[wicked sentinel]

It is made for consumption while being physically active. Otherwise it is very high in calories

[lilac crag]

did they point this out in game?

it'd be really funny if so

[wicked sentinel]

Yes but the buffs are so worth it

[nocturne horizon]

i think 1 is like 1.5k cals

[astral basin]

The company either starves, or gets blighted
Best case scenario, the rations were fine
Worst case. Disease

[nocturne horizon]

ure sopposed to have multiple a day i think

[fiery wave]

Depends. For ppl who wanna pewpew, the destroy buffs are funnier. You can now shoot hordes.

[worn quail]

Yea the event thingy just reset

Now its more mutants and armored groaners

[lilac crag]

[wicked sentinel]

To destroy them is act of heresy plus it only really benefits range to be honest

[worn quail]

Debating switching from flak/unyielding to flak/maniac for my greatsword

Food is gross

Destroy the rashuns

[low hemlock]

Food aint smelly, u just got W E A K stomach Shouty Zealot

[worn quail]

This aged like fucking milk

[astral basin]

As fine as carbonated milk

[gray kettle]

Anyone else annoyed that lasguns really fall off in the end game?

I mean they look so cool but they just arent viable at all in the end game.

I mean except for the bullpup variant.

[astral basin]

Me wanting a laser show wo having to resort to star wars

[worn quail]

Friend of mine had a helbore lasgun setup that kicked ass

Recon is generally pretty good also I think

Then again he's cracked asf so the helbore may be a bit of a specialist thin g

but recon is reliable

[gray kettle]

Should have clarified. The regular patterns. Not the diffrent weapon

[worn quail]

Ahh

[gray kettle]

I mean i know lucius is also a lasgun pattern

But you know what i mean right ?

[somber stream]

Kantrael? Yeah that thing is ass

Needs a burst fire

[fiery wave]

Lasguns doesn't exist.

You start vet with ONLY a shovel.

[astral basin]

Burst fire kant would be goated

[fiery wave]

[somber stream]

I mean it's in the game already

The 6th use it

[gray kettle]

Look, find me a gun whose scope looks like a church window and ill be happy real quick

[astral basin]

Recon las…? Kantrael?

[worn quail]

Yea ikwym, there was one build video I saw of this dude who absolutely destroyed with it, but then again he was cracked as hell

Landing every headshot

He used ghost and deadly whatever-it-is

the 100% weakspot/crit hit thing

[astral basin]

Its a high top arch. Like a church window
Its also a. Semi shitty holographic scope

[gray kettle]

Yeah its kinda shitty

[worn quail]

i like to think the better u are at aiming the better u can make it

[gray kettle]

But style points !

[gray kettle]

Skill makes every weapon better tbh.

Or class

[astral basin]

Cries in controller

[gray kettle]

Like how some people can play ogryns at max auric difficulty and just not die somehow.

[amber delta]

controller in the year of our lord 2025

[somber stream]

I use controller for RPG games

[astral basin]

I posted my button layout in xbox chat.

[gray kettle]

Ah well cant wait for arc raiders so ill have something to play while waiting for the next update.

Also power falchion is nice but i still prefer the power sword.

[worn quail]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CRUSHERS

[astral basin]

Im tired of this, grampa
Thats too damn bad. You keep (title chasing)

[worn quail]

WHJAAATG

[amber delta]

rashuns

[gray kettle]

Cause life is like a nail and crushers love hammering.

[astral basin]

Bring on the thump

The hammer wants to go thundering

[gray kettle]

I still like the ogryn starter weapon. Shotgun cannon is just so much fun and usefull no matter how high the difficulty.

I am annoyed theirs only one pickaxe that does wide sweeps though.

[upper parcel]

The one pickaxe. All of them.

[astral basin]

Does oggy get shovel?

[gray kettle]

The other two dont do wide sweeps. Its always vertical swings. Unless you swing it right.

[gray kettle]

Ye

[amber delta]

oggy shovel is goated

[blissful kiln]

they all have wide sweeps

[astral basin]

…this might be the reason i try out og

[blissful kiln]

karsolas just has the easiest combo of spamming heavies

[gray kettle]

Aaah

[jaunty path]

All of them

Heavy, light Heavy, light

[gray kettle]

Dammit people read the rest of the convo before correcting 😭

[jaunty path]

I'm not reading at 6 in the morning

The pickaxe is very fun

[astral basin]

Gamers? Read? Nonsense we dont even look up

[gray kettle]

Why are you on discord at 6 am in the morning?

[jaunty path]

Use the crusher

[jaunty path]

Why aren't you

[astral basin]

Miss. Tell me youve smoked your crack already

[amber delta]

discord never beating the degenerates allegations

[crisp hemlock]

too bad because they’ll never notice someone wrote gullible on the ceiling

[gray kettle]

Cause im talking to australians to get an internship and that requires me to stay up to 2 am in the morning.

[upper parcel]

Borovian light 1 is a wide sweep. And heavy 1 is a sweep that chains into 2 more light attack sweeps.

Branx is a little different with sweeps on heavy 2, followed by light attack sweep which loops back into heavy 2.

[jaunty path]

Use the Branx pickaxe

If you use the karolas

Use the bully club

[amber delta]

use shovel

[astral basin]

Shoe val

[gray kettle]

Also how do you use the new gun the ogryn has? The one that acts like an oversized rifle.

[amber delta]

vaal it

[gray kettle]

Of which i cant remember the name

[upper parcel]

You point it at things and shoot.

[amber delta]

its for sniping specialists

[gray kettle]

I know just how do you use it effectively?

Im asking for a build to be more specific

[formal mortar]

Hmm.. .ogrynomicon is on steam now, that has good info on that stuff

[upper parcel]

Ask the #ogryn-class chat.

[blissful kiln]

Achlys is the sniper rifle

special\gunner deleter

It doesn't really need anything in the tree

just shoot heads

[gray kettle]

Cheers

[amber delta]

yeah i use it with melee build

[wooden creek]

It's a good backup weapon for melee builds, though I've seen an argument for using the faster-firing versions on a glugger build as they can be built for punching through carapace (maybe not so much now after the crusher HP buffs)

[amber delta]

for sniping priority targets

although grenadier gauntlet serves similar purpose and is more versatile

[gray kettle]

Ogryn snipers…. This sounds like a psy op like ork snipers.

We sure this isnt grendyl spouting bullshit?

[jaunty path]

Genestealer

[worn quail]

Every time one of you get chain tossed by a mutant, every time you get overheaded by a crusher in a pack of 20+ crushers, every time you literally cannot move from the sheer amount of bulwarks in your face, I want you to remember that THIS IS YOUR FAULT RATION RETRIEVERS

CURSE YOU

[upper parcel]

Yesterday I couldn't shoot a sniper with my kickback cause he was in a bit of a weird spot.

I threw my ogryn nuke at him. He really needed to die.

[amber delta]

yeah and I'd retrieve again

[jaunty path]

Thats a massive waste

jesus christ.

[upper parcel]

If my teammate dies, that just means more rashuns for ogryn :3

It's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[somber stream]

EA is having a drama with Bf6

[jaunty path]

The kickback has super fuckin wide hitrange though

[somber stream]

Gaming drama is so hot these day

[formal mortar]

What's the tea Lich?

I'm in the middle of a match so can't look it up

[somber stream]

They turned off XP gain in portal mode

[jaunty path]

Wouldn't it be better to bomb the horde inhibiting your aim rather than throw a nuke to kill one enemy

[formal mortar]

lmao

[somber stream]

Despite saying they won't

[formal mortar]

That's because it was abused

[somber stream]

I mean i partially understand because of the XP farm thing

But they could've just, tweak THOSE specifically

[little marten]

Is battlefield even still relevant

[somber stream]

Now they just turned it off, across the board

[upper parcel]

He was really high above and after several shots I just couldn't hit the sniper.

Then I said "catch this!" and he did catch it.

The horde wasn't really bothering me, but the sniper was.

[formal mortar]

I knew it'd get shut off at some point

[somber stream]

About 350k players on steam daily, pretty much

[formal mortar]

I didn't even do a portal mode yet because I wanted to just play and not grind

[jaunty path]

I rather look for cover and dodge

[little marten]

What’s the point in playing the game if you unlock everything first

[jaunty path]

[somber stream]

Thing is

The XP system was fucked from the start

[little marten]

Children that need the meta weapon I guess

[somber stream]

They had to address this by reducing the XP requirement to obtain the attachments

Nurgle

[blissful kiln]

playing for fun

[somber stream]

You need 60 hours to fully unlock all attachments for 1 weapon alone

[little marten]

lol

[somber stream]

That's about 3500 kills

[little marten]

That’s an afternoon for me

[somber stream]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Come then, be my squad mate

[little marten]

I don’t got it

[somber stream]

But yeah EA patched this by lower the XP requirement for the first 20 level, now it's 'decent'

[little marten]

That is insane requirements tbf

[somber stream]

XP abuse won't be necessary now, but what of future portal maps? Ones that doesn't involve farming

[formal mortar]

Dunno, makes me wanna play some halo forge tho

[twin flower]

What game?

[somber stream]

Bf6

[little marten]

I’ll get it when it goes on sale

[formal mortar]

My only gripe right now is helicopters on that mountain map

[amber delta]

I like games that give me all gear from the start and I'm tired of pretending I don't

[formal mortar]

The flares need to take longer to come back for them or something

[little marten]

Life was better when cosmetics were the progression

[somber stream]

There is currently a bug with the laser designator

[astral basin]

Ngl. The level lock is ass

[somber stream]

Flare doesn't work at all if you're painted

[formal mortar]

Nah they still work

[little marten]

Silly me I sat down and forgot to boil the kettle

[formal mortar]

Was painting and watched the missiles fly off into the ground

And then still happened after the helicopter was away from the flares

[amber delta]

I read that as "forgot to boil the kitten"

[somber stream]

Seen that Jackfrag vids? Jets and helo got blown off the sky despite flare was on

[amber delta]

I did not sleep well

[formal mortar]

I haven't seen it but I am experiencing it right now, the flares were working better than they should be lol

[little marten]

Should’ve cuddled up to me

Blissful sleep

[somber stream]

Awww, poor FS please add quickplay to Havoc

[little marten]

Why isn’t havoc in quick play tbf

[somber stream]

Happened to me in Jets, flare doesn't do anything lol

[little marten]

I don’t want to have to interview for a spot

[formal mortar]

All my stuff goes flying off when the flares are up

[astral basin]

Tbh. Would you want to play a high stress difficulty with pub randoms?

[little marten]

Because I don’t mind

[amber delta]

so that you can experience getting kicked out of squads for not running meta enough builds

[amber delta]

yes

[formal mortar]

I have had 1 instance where I hit during the flares, but the heli turned the same way the missile turned then met up with it

[little marten]

Fun is overcoming the odds no matter the way the deck is stacked

[amber delta]

idc if we lose

[little marten]

Losing makes winning taste better

[formal mortar]

Also have had times where they used their flares, I relocked, then the missile flew off as if flares were still up

I'm starting to think it's got a desync issue

[little marten]

Unless you’re 4/5 on ass

[astral basin]

So you wont mind the acid pools mod being tacked on to more missions

[little marten]

I’ll just jump

[astral basin]

Leg day

[little marten]

Not in real life I’m basically an albanauric

Also huge win I did in fact boil the kettle

[astral basin]

ER reference?

[somber stream]

ER 2 when

[astral basin]

Hopefully no time soon

[little marten]

i do wonder if er2 is on the horizon

i know miyazaki did ont want to do one but it would be a fool not to tap into the liquid gold

[somber stream]

I would also prefer something else entirely, actually

Bloodring

[astral basin]

Id say im happy w nightreign but
I haven’t played it

[somber stream]

Same

I don't really like Multiplay coop

[astral basin]

That. And the fact that ill be hedged away from all the pretty things on the horizon as the match goes on

[somber stream]

Yeah

That upcoming chinese eldritch extraction shooter looks interesting though

[astral basin]

I prefer the confined spaces in DS2 and 3 over the dungeon system as well

Lol eldritch extraction shooter?

[amber delta]

are extraction shooters the new battle royales

[somber stream]

Yeah, the trailer was really good, actually

Hang on

[rare pulsar]

Yes

[astral basin]

That eldritch monster game
Hunt 1947 or some such
Is really cool

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkox2R_Ya2o

[astral basin]

I pulled off some wacky things on that game

Oh i think i saw this

“Ah yes the classic genre of tactical team running away from incomprehensible horrors”

Second comment

[somber stream]

Since it's Chinese i expect the actual product is about 20-30% that of the gameplay trailer, at best

But the concept is there

[amber delta]

they have radiohead 🗣️ 🔥

[eager bridge]

For the special event is everyone mostly destroying the rations or recovering them

[somber stream]

Skibidi

[astral basin]

Yeah I remember seeing it
Wasnt too concerned bc. Some monsters were cool, some goofy. Made me think of the chernoble game that people were playing for 3 months

Stalker

[somber stream]

Stalker 2 was dogshite at launch

[rare pulsar]

Destroying rashuns is heresy

[low hemlock]

I’m Recovering them

[rare pulsar]

Also fighting plogryns is 10x more fun then fighting stinky captn

[eager bridge]

Ok

[astral basin]

Stalker was cool. But i felt like it was
“Hard mode fallout”
For some reason

[rare pulsar]

Or twink twins

[low hemlock]

Also, I met an Ogryn named Mr. Hyde talking about the rashans are “tannted”……

vro🥀 Mr. Hyde aren’t u a cannibal that eats human flesh

[amber delta]

Sam Hyde

[astral basin]

Oh lawd he comin

[upper citrus]

Ogrynhyde

[low hemlock]

That Hyde on a veggitarn diet

🙏

[rare pulsar]

Questionable rashuns are still rashuns

[astral basin]

No one wants to deal with an ogryn with the shits

sigh

Turning back the counter

[rare pulsar]

Better then dealing with hungry ogryn

Never make ogryn angry

[upper citrus]

I'll take my chances with the hungry ogryn, that's lacking vitamins instead of the fed corrupted ogryn

[rare pulsar]

Hell just eat you then

Tough luck

[astral basin]

Is fine. Thammer cares not what is getting bonked, only that the bonking is done

[rare pulsar]

Puny shouty can try

[upper citrus]

Slightly heretical quotes but I'll let it pass

[worn quail]

Wow this is lame

[rare pulsar]

Your clownhammer will just bounce off me thicc hide

And then ill eat yo ass

[worn quail]

I gotta take a break or I'm actually gonna genuinely resent the people that collect instead of destroy

[rare pulsar]

Please do

[astral basin]

It has been proven that thammer smack heccin hard

[rare pulsar]

Heretic

[astral basin]

Omg once human will eventually come to console

I. Am resigned to wait

[formal mortar]

tfw I been vibin for a while and just realized it's 6am

[arctic escarp]

your silence is consent - Lion El'Jonson

what does the Lion mean about this

[rare pulsar]

Exactly that

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge mfw i wake up full of regrets and try to sleep again but phone calls for a fuckass poll

[orchid skiff]

the lion does not care if the sheep drinks too much

[little marten]

rewdy ur like 16 u shouldnt be drinking

[formal mortar]

Yeah, no water for you

[blissful kiln]

I think we should ban Rewdy

[orchid skiff]

Fellas, I gotta confess. I'm downbad. I uh, got caught peeing in the sink. Now, I don't think that's weird. It's a victimless crime. Just like punching someone in the dark. If the sink is so forbidden to urination, then why is it placed so perfectly, reducing my hesitation? But I feel embarrassed. No, not because I did it, but because I got caught. I'm not gonna stop, I'll just get better. For the future I'm gonna trickshot my stream around the sink bowl. That's a silent projectile. Effectively, I'm applying a suppressor, to my gunbarrel. That way, members of my family cannot ambush me so easily. And I will not be shamed by people who immediately revert to authoritarian fascist statements such as: we have two toilets, why did you use the sink?

[long sigil]

HUH

[long sigil]

what is he say

i cant read long

[hard crane]

Sink pisser

[fiery wave]

Is like he's asking to get banned.

[long sigil]

sink pissing💀

[little marten]

based

fellow sink pissers unite

[long sigil]

wait gonna translate it

uhhhh

why sink piss?

why

cup and dish gonna piss glaze

[little marten]

it honours the beautiful carnage of nature

[formal mortar]

I had to tell someone he was fired at a previous job because he actually got caught peeing in the sink

Back in the tool shop

[little marten]

was the toilet readily available at the time of said piss?

[formal mortar]

I honestly think he did it because he had to go upstairs to get to a toilet and his knees were bad

I even said we need to put a toilet downstairs but I'm sure someone above me was looking to get rid of him tbh

[orchid skiff]

so it was you

[formal mortar]

Where did I indicate it would be me?

[orchid skiff]

you fired me

my wrath will know no bounds

[formal mortar]

You're too young to have been fired by me

And it was never my decision to make either

[hard crane]

except maybe the sink? How else will you piss

[orchid skiff]

i shoot the messenger idc

[rare pulsar]

Just pee poop and shower altogether for maximum efficiency

[twin flower]

but minimum hygiene

[rare pulsar]

Press the poop down the drain with your feet

Maximum hygiene

[twin flower]

fuckin hell

[rare pulsar]

Im allready showering wdym

How much cleaner can i get?!?

[twin flower]

your stepping on your own shite down the drain tho wym

[hard crane]

being on discord makes you have minimum hygiene while in the shower

[rare pulsar]

Discord debuff

[rare pulsar]

Where else would i push it

Smh

[twin flower]

discostang

[arctic escarp]

the brown council doesnt approve of this

[orchid skiff]

I am appealing the ruling.

[blissful kiln]

who sharted in the shower

[formal mortar]

shart with a stank face asking who sharted

[round mica]

remove your skin entirely

[little marten]

Rejected.

[worn quail]

You ever just leave a game because your performance was so dogshit you dont want to even burden the team with your presence

Last time I try a build that outrageously different than what I'm used to

[formal mortar]

I honestly prefer that people just play it out

[little marten]

No make them suffer

[formal mortar]

Maybe you'll get the hang of it part way

[little marten]

Only leave if you’re not enjoying YOURSELF

[round mica]

making mistakes is the best way of learning

[little marten]

BEND BOW AND BREAK TO NO MAN

[crisp hemlock]

never leave

make them suffer for ur undoings

[worn quail]

Nah we had this vet that was so insanely good that it felt like an insult to keep dying as much as I was

I hardly ever leave LOL

But that was just insane

[twin flower]

I just laught at myself when I play so doodoo lmao

[little marten]

Just get carried

People that apologise for their performance make me feel sad inside 😔

It’s ok brother, you’re enough

[worn quail]

Winning for them is fun too

[round mica]

also playing 100% all the time isn’t possible

[twin flower]

To be fair they're either the "i got u" type or the "stop fucking dying already" in my experience

[worn quail]

Fun generator

[round mica]

you’re gonna have days where you’re ass

[worn quail]

I just swapped to a ridiculously diff build than what I'm used to

[little marten]

If I expect you to apologise for playing bad then I must apologise for myself when I play bad and I’d much prefer to not understand English in those moments

[worn quail]

||And im ngl this dodge speed buff thing is actually throwing me off LMAO||

[twin flower]

I mean using same build gets boring imo

[worn quail]

I'd sidestep a dude and go hurdling down a flight of stairs into a crusher pack

[round mica]

me when i go from playing ogryn for months at a time and finally switch to psyker

[worn quail]

It feels so cool tho

Bloodborne shit

[round mica]

i was not cooking at all

[worn quail]

Feelin that with zealot rn

[round mica]

see, playing zealot feels nice as a ogryn main

[worn quail]

I can already anticipate myself pressing G and showing the sniper my cool grenade, not even throwing it, instead of throwing a knife when I play vet

[round mica]

because i kinda have that tankiness

[worn quail]

Fair

Ogryn is my least played class, I should play it more

It looks super fun

[round mica]

yes

[round mica]

yes you should

[twin flower]

me when i only have vet

[round mica]

become BIGGEST and BESTEST

[worn quail]

Become male from europe when they turn 30

CAM ON INGERLANDDDDD

SCOAR SUM FACKIN GOLS

[round mica]

unless you’re polish or german, you just become a femboy

[low hemlock]

Ogryn is fun when brain shut off and u still steam roll em heretics

[worn quail]

I typically play with my brain off, all the more reason to play

Or I keep my low brain entertained with zealot steamroll, and my higher brain entertained with video essay because thinking is bad for you

[crisp hemlock]

30 is when they experience twink death

[worn quail]

[round mica]

when da eretic’s are close, i krump um’ wiff me club. when day are fah, i krump um’ wiff me boolets

[round mica]

no more bussy popping, now it’s time for drunk driving 🗣️

alexa, play rain again by staind

[vestal mantle]

Understood. Finding pictures of Spaghetti

[vestal mantle]

Error... Code 2014. Playing Photograph - Nickelback

[upper parcel]

3 saviours of hungry ogryns collecting rushans,

1 future martyr destroying them. No destroy ogryn food!

[vestal mantle]

You destroy rashun because green rashun bad and keep us from eating metal rashun that gud

Man in hat told Abys

Me like hat

[soft aspen]

I am amazed so many people are actively picking up rations, found in traitor territory, dropped by pox walkers, has weird green gas coming from it and people decide hm.. fuuud.

[formal mortar]

Food is good :)

[vestal mantle]

I think they forgot that we aren't heroes, we are rejects

[formal mortar]

Either way there was going to be a consequence

[soft aspen]

So is fasting in the name of the emperor... for several weeks at a time..

[formal mortar]

Fasting is bad

It's bad for the body and soul

[soft aspen]

Sounds like heresy.

[upper parcel]

Sah told ogryn "Green is good for you!"

Sah wouldn't lie to ogryn, sah is good boss!

[wooden pilot]

Ya' gotta eat your greens, biggum!

[soft aspen]

I can see why the good quartermaster has simply disappeared

Probably starting a garden on some lower deck of the ship