#general-chat

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autumn summit
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Geneva is fucking gone

formal mortar
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War crimes don't exist in 40k but yes it is

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Doesn't stop a certain country from doing those things

knotty bloom
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I just want to spread the gift of necrosis, pestilence & plague… for the Emperor I’m sure.

autumn summit
formal mortar
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Yeah true

autumn summit
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Repeatedly and without consequences

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Anyways

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Lets feed them bad cans

formal mortar
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I should try and use a pick ax on ogryn

astral basin
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Canned syphilis

formal mortar
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Could be worse

astral basin
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Honestly. I think syphilis is a base for a lot of the humanoid diseases
It rots faces off. And nurgle cultists are notably devoid of face

main pike
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I'm so dumb

astral basin
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Arent we all

main pike
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I was having the most unexplainable connection issues. I finally gave up and checked my router.... I had placed a piece of metal ontop of it absentmindedly

jaunty path
main pike
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Hadron would of not been pleased

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but yea, the rations, everyone of them seems tained

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tainted* why aren't we destroying them

astral basin
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Doubt they are tainted

long trench
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Most ppl are simply hitting recover cuz its the first choice

astral basin
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Dregs need to eat too

knotty bloom
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I think the proper word here is blessed.

wheat sphinx
main pike
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just sayin, I imagine another mobian unit is gonna go down after this event

wheat sphinx
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I think it's inevitable

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either they will succumb to Nurgle rot

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or they will die from starvation

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or revolt against the Mourningstar

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and become Nurgle armpit lickers anyway

echo scarab
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Heyo! ^^

wheat sphinx
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hi

echo scarab
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o.o

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Hi.

wicked sentinel
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Hey love

echo scarab
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Love! ^^

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Hiiii

autumn summit
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Chat, what if, we give this food to the mourningstar labours

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Then we get mourningstar lower decks maps

somber stream
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Brilliant

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How different it would be from our existing maps though

ripe tangle
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Hello Residents of the Mourningstar.

somber stream
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Hello Lucia

elder merlin
ripe tangle
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it’s actually quite well and good to feed the lower masses.

somber stream
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She doesn't know

ripe tangle
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What don’t I know?

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Enlighten me Licht, as your name should suggest.

somber stream
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The ration were stolen from us, by nurgle cultist

ripe tangle
somber stream
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Nurgle, the nurgle

ripe tangle
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WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!

somber stream
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That's what we're here for, it's either to reclaim the ration or to destroy them

ripe tangle
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THROUGH THE POWER OF THE EMPEROR AS HIS SERVANT, AS HIS INSTRUMENT, I SHALL MAKE AN OCEAN OF GORE OUT OF ALL WHO TRANSGRESS AGAINST THE HOLY.

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Point me in their direction.

autumn summit
somber stream
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It would be interesting to have a narrative at the end of this event

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Like, 'fell for it again' award

autumn summit
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Rannick can finally think admonition MIGHT exist

ripe tangle
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hands Licht a meiji chocolate

somber stream
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melt and have with coffee

astral basin
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Signs point to the dregs desperately clinging to humanity, being desperate enough to steal from us at the start. The rations should be reclaimed.

somber stream
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I mean

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Gotta eat

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That's not a human exclusive trait

clever horizon
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mod to auto destroy rashuns?

grand ore
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should you have a wound curio?

clever horizon
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no

grand ore
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having 2 lives seems hard but eh

somber stream
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What if we photosynthesis together

grand ore
clever horizon
clever horizon
grand ore
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i meant between recover or destroy

clever horizon
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fatshark needs to lose weight

astral basin
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Skinny dolphin needs to gain weight

obsidian wren
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I need to gain more meat

wicked sentinel
frosty torrent
grand ore
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this raises more questions than answers

wicked sentinel
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Lol

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The boosts and buffs basically

frosty torrent
astral basin
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Gossip and fear mongering is against regulations. Please refer to an appropriate superior officer or commissar with any concerns.
The morale of the Militarum should not be tainted.

ripe tangle
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sees the Servo-skull with a Xenos mask

wicked sentinel
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The destroy favors range more than other types while the recover is more for general like stims, attack speed, etc

ripe tangle
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wait

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wait

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I got this

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puts a cloak over it so it looks like Death

wicked sentinel
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I'm not much of a range fighter for most of my characters so I favor the buffs from retrieving

astral basin
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My sensors. Obstructed. AAAAAAA

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flying black cloak starts hitting walls

wicked sentinel
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Lol

ripe tangle
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oh no... I've damaged a Holy Relic, an object owned by a Servant of the Emperor.

for a joke mind you.

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now I have to ask the Abbess for another punishment.

civic otter
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You will read lengthy scriptures all day now

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And i will help you with your necron mask... defect

ripe tangle
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But I consider that a great reward.

civic otter
ripe tangle
civic otter
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Yeah

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What do i do if my underwear gets stuck in an uncomfortable angle

ripe tangle
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it's all fun and games until you actually do it, then you realize your whole body somehow hurts worse than if they just hit you instead.

astral basin
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The fixture upon my frame. Was a comical choice from former handlers. They have yet to be apprehended.

civic otter
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They will be

astral basin
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This unit finds interest. Documenting reactions of crew that suddenly come to bear of such a ghastly figure.

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Removal is currently not necessary

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It does not hinder typical functions

formal mortar
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Servoskull, query: Should I brew coffee or make another cup of tea?

astral basin
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Processing.

wicked sentinel
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Where would the tea go if it has no body?

formal mortar
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I have a body to use

frosty storm
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so if you pick up too many rations, it summons ogryns?

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man... its ogre now

formal mortar
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They were easy to deal with

frosty storm
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we summoned them at some odd AF times

formal mortar
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Literally shot 2 nades from the launcher into the group and they all died

frosty storm
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i mean... rumbler does solve everything

formal mortar
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I'm thinking of switching it from bleed to brittle tho

astral basin
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This unit has record of previous prolonged abuse to industrial recaff.
Tea would be beneficial for its reduced negative effects, and more savory flavor. Access, however, was often more rare.

formal mortar
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Appreciated Servoskull. I will make coffee

frosty storm
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whats the 4500 prize exactly? Whats that icon?

formal mortar
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It's a trinket for your weapon

somber stream
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It's a rat tail

frosty storm
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oh

somber stream
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It's literally a rat tail

frosty storm
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like a special cosmetic for the weapon

formal mortar
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So that you can be prepared for Vermintide

somber stream
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I hate rats

formal mortar
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Trinkets are a weapon cosmetic

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So all of your weapons can have trinkets, they just dangle off the weapon

astral basin
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Vermin are known for chewing wires. They are treated with as much prejudice as that of the archenemy.

somber stream
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Also store rotate this week right?

wicked sentinel
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Next week

somber stream
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Gum, spreading misinformation i see

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Face the wall

wicked sentinel
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Loo

formal mortar
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I can't afford the store right now so I don't keep track

wicked sentinel
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Lol

formal mortar
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Spreading misinformation spreads ignorance and everyone knows ignorance makes you stronger

wicked sentinel
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Wait is it already that week?

formal mortar
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It's the week of the toasters

somber stream
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Yes

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I don't recall my dopamine getting spiked last week

wicked sentinel
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Time is fucked up for me

somber stream
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Time is relative

formal mortar
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Time is imaginary

wicked sentinel
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Lol going to be 7 days straight of working Thursday night

formal mortar
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Oh damn, hope you get a day off soon

somber stream
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Sending thoughts and prayers

formal mortar
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I was rocking over 80 hours a week and that was terrible

somber stream
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I'm in a similar spot rn, working at least 12 hours a day

astral basin
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Only in ignorance can the militarum march forward without fear. Maintaining ignorance among the populace is doing the emperors work.
So says the Inquisition.

wicked sentinel
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Yeah it's going to be 84 for me when this is over

somber stream
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What's your line of work?

wicked sentinel
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Forklift in a factory

somber stream
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My dude here is forklift certified

formal mortar
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It's illegal to work 7 days in a row where I am, unless you work a government job

wicked sentinel
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Best paying job besides a national certified welder or doctor here. If you don't include an officer in the military

somber stream
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I WFH, more cons than pros atm

astral basin
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Some factory jobs here have a rotation that includes a 10 day work week
8-10 hours each day, some mandatory 12s thrown in

wicked sentinel
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Though over here they don't normally accept new drivers they prefer experience

somber stream
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You can earn up to 4 or 5k a month working as a nurse in elder homes here

wicked sentinel
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On top of that I am in a leadership position so I get a bit extra on top of the extra O get for my experience

somber stream
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Very nice, you’re loaded

wicked sentinel
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Yeah but I been doing both positions for over 10 years

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In previous jobs

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I'm just glad they haven't placed me in a supervisor position yet

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I will be pissed

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Lol

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Been trying to keep away from that for 3 years

twin flower
halcyon glen
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Sue

astral basin
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Sue

twin flower
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the virgin?

wicked sentinel
astral basin
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Pink pony club

opaque spruce
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The guy above me farted

full smelt
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just made rations burger for dinner

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whats the consense now

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as a community speaking

astral basin
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Fear mongering is high on the public level
But the overall soldiers are picking them up all the same

vocal hawk
wicked sentinel
low hemlock
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a gas station way worse whatthefuck_heresy

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anything can happen

wicked sentinel
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I thought that too but I was a GM

vocal hawk
wicked sentinel
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Lol store or general manager

formal mortar
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Convenience shops/gas stations are cool

jaunty path
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until you meet the local crack head

formal mortar
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I got a free nintendo color and pokemon red when I was kid because someone left it at the one my mom worked at

low hemlock
vocal hawk
wicked sentinel
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I didn't like that my job consists of customer service, inventory management, and accounting

formal mortar
vocal hawk
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we were on the frontlines (letting the register calculate how much change I need to give someone for a snickers bar) while you sat in the back like a dog

wicked sentinel
formal mortar
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Yes

low hemlock
formal mortar
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I've even been in a brawl at work because some racists broke in and hit my coworker in the head with a pipe

low hemlock
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if u haven’t went through that, u aint a REAL WORKER lil vro son

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🚬 👨‍🦳

vocal hawk
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the liberal nurgling media doesn’t want you to hear this simple trick

formal mortar
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I feel that people shouldn't have to ever go through that

low hemlock
formal mortar
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Of course

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That's how I know they're racists because the reason they gave the cops

wicked sentinel
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Lol had a few of them one was getting pissed that he had to show an ID. I am ex army so I knew how to get him to back down. He had the nerve to say he was a Marine when I was in diapers. I told him well you must've been a poor Marine if you have issues following simple instructions. All we asking is for an ID not asking to storm a bunker

vocal hawk
ripe tangle
formal mortar
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I was working at a McDonalds and was 17

ripe tangle
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-_-

formal mortar
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It was a 24 hour place but the lobby closed at 9pm, they broke in and hit her in the head, I was in the back window when it started, so me and the guy on the grill went out and took care of it

jaunty path
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The most ghetto resturant gotta be mcdonalds

vocal hawk
formal mortar
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It was bad back then, we didn't even have real cameras

somber stream
opaque spruce
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I like apples and bananas:3

somber stream
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Over here you’re looked down as less than insect if you claim to be ex-military

formal mortar
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They had cameras hanging up that had the wires hanging, all cut

somber stream
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Which i was, for 2 years lol

twin flower
ripe tangle
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there's a Mcdonalds not far from me that closed down for a week because some people got in a fight over something stupid, one guy called the establishment a bunch of racists (which is ironic since everyone who works there is black except for like one manager) anyway, and tore the order menu sign off the wall and smashed it

opaque spruce
twin flower
ripe tangle
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keep in mind the order menu kiosk or whatever that got torn off is worth like 5000 dollars apparently

formal mortar
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They aren't actually worth that much

ripe tangle
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it's what was claimed

wicked sentinel
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No most ghetto restaurant is an outback. I was working at one that got it's supplies from uncertified supplier like Walmart. The employee bathroom toilet was black inside. The oven was being held closed by a towel. Also one time the sewer backed up from the floor and they didn't closed down so we were still cooking with sewage evaporating into food

formal mortar
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But they set them to a price like that so it's a felony

ripe tangle
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you guys are talking about the most ghetto restaurant and noone's said Waffle House yet

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I'm shocked

formal mortar
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Don't have waffle house where I am

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Waffle house is a regional thing

ripe tangle
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oh, we have Waffle House where I live

wicked sentinel
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Waffle house is more clean than the outback I was in

ripe tangle
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I actually like Waffle House

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they make really good grits and pancakes

formal mortar
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Waffle House has one of the best logistics systems in the world

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Only place that will be open in a disaster

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And if it isn't open then you know you're fucked

ripe tangle
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the Waffle House I go to, I know the cook and she'll actually make my burger bloody like I like it even though they're not supposed to do that

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it's like the only place to go at 3 am when I want a rare burger

formal mortar
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I can't go anywhere at 3am if I want food, nothing around here stays open since covid

ripe tangle
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it sucks yeah

formal mortar
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And bars have to close at 2

ripe tangle
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especially if you're like me and only active at night

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because I sleep during the day like a weirdo

formal mortar
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Actually I'm starving, I better go heat up some noodles then get these rations

wicked sentinel
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Lol I sleep during the day because I work nights

ripe tangle
twin flower
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whats your work

ripe tangle
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I work in a bar

wicked sentinel
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Me?

formal mortar
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Lucia twerks for tips

twin flower
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eyo

ripe tangle
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I don't twerk.

twin flower
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she throws it back

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im sorry lmao

wicked sentinel
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Lol

formal mortar
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I just wanted to say something that rhymes with work

wicked sentinel
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Bartender?

ripe tangle
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Gumi, what do you do for work?

ripe tangle
formal mortar
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Gumi drifts

wicked sentinel
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Forklift in a factory

astral basin
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Waffle house eggs commits warfare on my body.
Cant explain why.

ripe tangle
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good honest work, I respect that.

twin flower
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at night tho?

ripe tangle
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plus being forklift certified is sexy

wicked sentinel
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Lol

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It's very hard to get nowadays since nobody wants inexperienced drivers but been doing it for over 10 years

astral basin
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My first job did crash course forklift training. Quick and kinda accessible

wicked sentinel
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Lol be watching some of these guys demolish pallets worth of product

astral basin
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Didnt have license at the time so i couldnt try for it

ripe tangle
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where I work we close at 11pm on Weekdays (though I'll still be there until after midnight) and on weekends we close at 2am, weekends being Fridays and Saturday.

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I tend to start my shift around 4-6 pm depending on labor and hours

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afaik this is normal

astral basin
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One of my coworkers smashed his forklift into a stack of crates
Car parts. Mercedes.
He wasnt fired. He was transferred to a floor position with a cut into his paycheck to pay back the damages.

vale linden
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Nice

formal mortar
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Seems pretty normal to me

wicked sentinel
ripe tangle
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if it's a super busy weekend like a holiday or something I'll come in at like 1 or 2 pm

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but that's basically a "we're going to be slammed harder than hard tonight" kind of night yaknow?

misty trench
astral basin
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Gets worse during game season

wicked sentinel
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We work with tiles here

ripe tangle
wicked sentinel
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One wrong turn and out shoots the tiles

ripe tangle
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cause of death: flying tile

misty trench
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I remember doing pizza delivery and football finals were the fucking worst...also best tipping tho

wicked sentinel
ripe tangle
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still geez

astral basin
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Last weekend was brutal bc it was a home game for the university.
Even now im still getting trashy out of towners cussing me out for arbitrary reasons

wicked sentinel
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It's porcelain so it cuts like a knife since it's basically glass

astral basin
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We had a window section in the warehouse i worked
Didnt work over there personally. Pretty sure it was back glass that i was near tho

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Wait. No. Door windows. Forget how big they actually are

misty trench
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gah porcelain is kinda dense too

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would not wanna have a tile falling on me

trail bramble
wicked sentinel
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Yeah the guy was lucky. Usually the normal injury is if you work in production because of the silicone dust can get in your lungs without a resperator

ripe tangle
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speaking of porcelain, why are toilets super fragile before you hook them up then suddenly they're the sturdiest thing in the bathroom after you hook them up?

formal mortar
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They're not thrones until they're hooked up

ripe tangle
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is it because of how they're anchored down?

wicked sentinel
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The ground is taking the shock

formal mortar
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I would imagine it would be something to do with vibration

trail bramble
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I think ceramics are just weird like that

vocal hawk
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hey guys it’s alan wake

misty trench
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pretty much how they're anchored yea, like Gumi says the ground takes the load

vocal hawk
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it’s me alan wake from hit game alan wake

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and alan wake 2

ripe tangle
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thanks for answering, it's one of those things I've always wondered but never really bothered asking or looking into

somber stream
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The ground isn't the only thing that take the load ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wicked sentinel
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Just like when you lay tiles you got to hit with a hard material to break it but drop one and it shatters

somber stream
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Get a bidet

vocal hawk
formal mortar
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You can hook it up to heated water

ripe tangle
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I remember when I was in Germany, noone anywhere had a bidet...

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:<

somber stream
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Those Japanese machine have the option to shoot warm water

vocal hawk
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I don’t want heated water shooting up my butthole

formal mortar
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It shouldn't go up your butthole unless you got a huge gape for some reason

wicked sentinel
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US don't normally have one either just rich houses

somber stream
misty trench
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wait are those big red bidets on the street not for that?

ripe tangle
somber stream
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Soon, it will be nationwide, and after that

EUROPE

vocal hawk
formal mortar
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You can buy a bidet hookup for like $20

wicked sentinel
somber stream
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It's cheap, but you have to do the water system to feed it

ripe tangle
somber stream
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That, isn't

ripe tangle
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for some reason

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ironically it's a north/south divide too

somber stream
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Bidet is the future

misty trench
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honestly anything is better than the Roman method of using a fuckin' stick

ripe tangle
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Italy and Spain bidets are not just common but expected everywhere, Germany and the Netherlands and there is no bidet anywehere

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for whatever reason

wicked sentinel
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Lol probably have your nuts become internal using a hydrant as one

ripe tangle
vale linden
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Who did that

vocal hawk
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big crust doesn’t want you to wipe so they make you use bidets instead

astral basin
wicked sentinel
misty trench
vocal hawk
ripe tangle
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even with a bidet, you still use toilet paper... just not as much.

wicked sentinel
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That's an old movie

vocal hawk
ripe tangle
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you use paper to remove solids, bidet to clean your ass, then wipe once more to remove water.

wicked sentinel
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One of my favorites though

somber stream
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Both

ripe tangle
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it's not weird -_-

somber stream
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Use both paper and water

vocal hawk
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can you slide up and down to get it all off or is there like a nozzle that changes the trajectory?

somber stream
astral basin
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Apparently my local walmart sells bidet set ups for $30

ripe tangle
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you can add a bidet thing to a regular toilet for cheap

vocal hawk
# somber stream Aim.

might as well just use the hose out back I guess, might get some weird looks from the neighbors

somber stream
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I will flex now

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My toilet has seat warmer

ripe tangle
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Licht is Mr. Moneybags now

somber stream
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it comes with the apartment

astral basin
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Mine does too.
The heat comes from my own bottom, but its warm when im done

somber stream
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I hit a lotto with that setup ngl

wicked sentinel
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Lol

ripe tangle
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can you train a cat to use a toilet?

somber stream
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Sure can!

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But not me, personally

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There's the sandbox, go do your thing

astral basin
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Wouldnt want to train a cat to squat over water
What will i do if she falls in?

vale linden
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That's what im thinking they're too small

somber stream
astral basin
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Not to mention cats have natural instinct to bury poop

somber stream
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Can be overwritten

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H u m a n i t y

astral basin
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Oh the

formal mortar
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What about orange cats?

ripe tangle
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when I was in Germany, my friends have these neighbors they don't like... their neighbors always blast music late at night and never recycle and they use my friend's fence as a makeshift clothesline without permission, so my friend's cat poops in the neighbor's swimming pool.

formal mortar
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w cat

ripe tangle
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and they think it's funny

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I think so too tbh

somber stream
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The loud noise i mean

misty trench
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bros can afford a pool but won't pay for a fuckin clothesline

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wtf

ripe tangle
formal mortar
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My neighbor used to do that to us

ripe tangle
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it's annoying

formal mortar
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We were told anything on our side of the fence is legally ours to mess with

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So I put on gloves and smeared dog poop all over their clothes

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Never did it again

misty trench
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my neighbour just blasts our shared patio with second hand smoke 💀

vale linden
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Nice

somber stream
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Zivilisation geht halt nur mit Zivilisierten.

astral basin
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Wish i lived in a town of fellow minded glass eyed workafellas
Instead of… thuglifestartersville

somber stream
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Civilization only works with civilized people

ripe tangle
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sind schlechte Nachbarn in Ihrem Land ein weit verbreitetes Problem?

somber stream
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Uhhh

misty trench
somber stream
ripe tangle
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what about Melbourne?

arctic escarp
rare pulsar
misty trench
rare pulsar
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I avoid people i general

somber stream
misty trench
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melbourne you'll just have to deal with people really liking hipster shit but it's good otherwise

rare pulsar
somber stream
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Scheißberlin.

ripe tangle
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I know someone from Leipzig who lives in an old DDR era commie block that got refurbished

rare pulsar
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A bunch of rich brats playing poor in berlin its pathetic

ripe tangle
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I've seen his apartment and it looks... lausig

rare pulsar
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Ohh look im in berlin im so cultured

misty trench
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🤝

rare pulsar
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I consume 10 grams of amphetamines every day to keep me going yay

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Berlin rules

vale linden
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Hell yeah

somber stream
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You either find them to be super tidy and boringly normal

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Or it's a warzone, no in-between

astral basin
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Lol

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Live to serve

ripe tangle
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wir sollten nach Berlin und gehen eine Heroinsucht entwickeln

rare pulsar
upper parcel
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Was playing an event mission.

The game spawned crushers INSIDE THE ELEVATOR as we were using one and they one-shot a teammate who thought he could chill for a second.

rare pulsar
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Like crack

upper parcel
ripe tangle
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what about Crystal Meth?

rare pulsar
little marten
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Big fan

rare pulsar
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Still lets u work

ripe tangle
astral basin
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I was gonna say let the US folk introduce the brits to meth (dont)

rare pulsar
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Heroin just makes u disfunctionsl lucia

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U gotta plan ahead

little marten
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We’re good we’ve got spice

ripe tangle
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isn't meth a pretty bad epidemic everywhere not just the US?

misty trench
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yeah it's pretty bad in Australia

vale linden
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The Brits dont already have it?

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It seems so common

little marten
#

Meth not so big a problem here

misty trench
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I think the Brits have it but the licensing is really hard to get

somber stream
#

German youth have problem with Weed, mostly

astral basin
#

I heard that meth abuse wasnt reported as often as most other countries

little marten
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We’re classic folks, Heroin is where it’s at

somber stream
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Or so i've heard

misty trench
#

trainspotting

ripe tangle
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personally I was never really a big fan of drug use, I like having a clear mind.

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I say as I serve people alcohol as a job

somber stream
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Also smoke cigs

vale linden
#

You drink?

rare pulsar
somber stream
#

Duality

rare pulsar
#

Get real

little marten
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Sometimes if I’m in town I’ll stand outside kfc and watch mothers ask their kids to stand at the corner shop while they go and haggle with the dealers for their heroin

ripe tangle
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I also smoke cigarettes yeah....

little marten
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It’s pretty bleak

ripe tangle
#

-_-

vale linden
#

Oop

somber stream
rare pulsar
somber stream
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I can smell it from here

ripe tangle
#

I sometimes smoke weed but I dont do it super often

somber stream
#

Tch

rare pulsar
#

Honestly tho

ripe tangle
#

it's more like a social thing

little marten
#

420 blazeee it

somber stream
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It smell like piss

rare pulsar
#

Drunk youths do more bad things then stoned youths

vale linden
#

Weed definitely better than cigarettes tho

somber stream
#

Agreed

ripe tangle
#

socially smoking weed but not smoking it by yourself is normal right?

vale linden
#

Yeah

ripe tangle
#

okay

somber stream
#

There was this one Spanish neighbor nvm

ripe tangle
#

I do smoke cigarettes by myself though

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I get stressed without them

rare pulsar
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Before sleep

little marten
#

Used to smoke weed too much so have completely cut it now

rare pulsar
#

Smoking by yourself is fine

somber stream
#

Or kinda did

little marten
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Or not completely but only if we end up in a trap house situation

rare pulsar
#

Weed is also not addicting by itself

somber stream
rare pulsar
#

Its usually the tobacco

fiery wave
vale linden
#

Just dont smoke blunts

hidden trout
ripe tangle
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raucht Marihuana immer noch ein Verbrechen in Deutschland?

somber stream
little marten
#

I dunno I think weed is quite addicted

somber stream
#

3 decades too late

rare pulsar
hidden trout
#

OH MEIN GOTT
THIS IS EIN CAVE FULL OF BLUNT SMOKEN!!!

rare pulsar
#

Theres snacks!

somber stream
vale linden
rare pulsar
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Good times

astral basin
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My mind and body go to war if i do anything
Plain nicotine spikes anxiety, eventually depression
Weed and alcohol im fighting to keep coherency.
At least the alcy lets me physically relax

little marten
#

Yeah I was smoking it like cigarettes every 2 hours all day for a while

rare pulsar
little marten
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Good fun lol

vale linden
#

Yeah tolerance can get crazy high

little marten
#

But life just becomes waiting for the next joint

rare pulsar
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Then i got a job again

ripe tangle
#

I heard Germany decriminalsed weed but it's still illegal

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last time I asked anyway

somber stream
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Depends on how much you have on you

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Too much is a no no, according to my sister

fiery wave
rare pulsar
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But its legal now

vale linden
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Thought weed was only legal in the US

rare pulsar
little marten
rare pulsar
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Uruguay

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Malta

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Portugal

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Plenty of countrys

vale linden
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Damn

rare pulsar
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Netherlands

somber stream
#

US of A is the only country that haz true Freedom™

fiery wave
vale linden
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That's cool af

astral basin
#

The US is split in half on legalization
Alabama is stuck up n corrupt so. Its not gonna happen

little marten
vale linden
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They're just gonna smoke it anyways

ripe tangle
#

the US depends on which state you're in, some states it's totally legal and in some states it's absolutely illegal, federally it's illegal and a Federal Agent can still technically arrest and charge you for it even in a state where it's fully legal but that depends on whether the cop arresting you is a Federal Cop or not, that being said, if you're in a state where it's legal they likely won't bust you.

rare pulsar
#

Well i dont really give a fuck anyway

ripe tangle
#

does that make sense?

rare pulsar
#

I do what i want

vale linden
#

Yes it does thanks

fiery wave
rare pulsar
somber stream
#

Smoke free for 3 months now, life's good

rare pulsar
#

I usually do it at home

vale linden
#

I would definitely be worried of getting caught if it was illegal where I am jail is scary man

fiery wave
#

Guy doesn't get what thirdhand smoke is.

rare pulsar
#

Only if you carry a lot

little marten
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Feeling good tho I got 7 hours sleep

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Ready to take the day by the balls

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And squeeze

vale linden
#

Indeed

river elbow
somber stream
#

Nice

rare pulsar
#

Dude i sleep like a baby

somber stream
#

Have a productive day today

rare pulsar
#

Weed is godsend

little marten
fiery wave
somber stream
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Well, then

vale linden
#

Hard to sleep after you stop smoking for a few days tho

rare pulsar
somber stream
#

I drink a warm glass of milk 30 minutes prior to sleep

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Works every time

little marten
somber stream
#

Yes

astral basin
#

US is a collection of nations with an overarching government

little marten
#

All tucked up with your ball of yarn

ripe tangle
#

I've heard France and Italy are really harsh about weed and other illicit substances, moreso than other countries and it makes sense when you know about Organized Crime in both countries I guess.

fiery wave
somber stream
#

It ease the mind

rare pulsar
#

Warm milk with honey is goated

vale linden
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Had to quit last month to get a good job that shit sucked for a minute

somber stream
fiery wave
somber stream
rare pulsar
ripe tangle
rare pulsar
#

I thought about swizching to a vape

somber stream
#

Christmas soon, EGGNOG

rare pulsar
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To quit tobacco

ripe tangle
#

and how many people don't understand how a federation works

vale linden
fiery wave
#

Vape is worse though.

rare pulsar
somber stream
#

It's certainly is a start

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Less smell

vale linden
#

Oh for tobacco

rare pulsar
#

Smoking is definetly worse

fiery wave
#

Smells 'better', far worse.

somber stream
#

Yes, but so is vape. Best to quit them altogether

vale linden
#

They're both bad

rare pulsar
ripe tangle
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heck the US being called "United States" as a name indicates it as a federation tbh

little marten
#

DONT VAPE

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VAPING IS NOT COOL

rare pulsar
#

Wtf am i supposed to do then?!?

vale linden
#

Weed if anything

somber stream
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Chew gums and chips

ripe tangle
fiery wave
ripe tangle
#

like a true German

vale linden
upper citrus
fiery wave
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Either way, bleah.

somber stream
#

Lucia, what?

rare pulsar
upper citrus
somber stream
little marten
#

Why superheat your lungs with unholy vaping when you can have a nice tasty cigarette and feel like the icon John Wayne

vale linden
feral vessel
#

update: i have so far consumed 300 rashuns. i still yet live. take that, liberals

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also goodmourning

upper citrus
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Nurgle worshippers also live

vale linden
#

Morning

rare pulsar
upper citrus
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Whatever they call living

somber stream
#

Jogging helps

feral vessel
little marten
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Jog on

somber stream
#

Jog off

upper citrus
somber stream
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

upper citrus
#

Give it time

rare pulsar
#

Stroke it….🥀

feral vessel
#

i lack the boils, i lack the foul odour, and shampoo doesnt burn my skin

little marten
feral vessel
#

i think i am yet far from becoming nurglite

formal mortar
#

i'ma save some more rations now that I've had mine

ripe tangle
#

I actually like bathing, taking baths is relaxing.

formal mortar
#

I wish I could take baths

little marten
#

Swimming in ur own poop

somber stream
#

I much prefer showers

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Ain't nobody got time for that

upper citrus
vale linden
ripe tangle
#

I also shower too

feral vessel
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i like to bath. but i am forced to show

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er

formal mortar
#

I am too tall to fit in the tub

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So I have to shower

ripe tangle
#

I like both

vale linden
#

Skill issue

upper citrus
#

Skill issue

river elbow
#

Average Nurgle Follower activities.

formal mortar
#

If I can't be fully submerged I don't want it

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Also when I do bathe I shower first then bathe

somber stream
#

Though i have some of these herb things for Bath i got from my mom

little marten
#

Bro washes in a sensory deprivation tank

ripe tangle
fiery wave
vale linden
somber stream
formal mortar
somber stream
#

It's more about time

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I have things to do, cats to stroke

little marten
fiery wave
ripe tangle
#

me, I'm almost 5'5 I have no problem fitting into anything while I was overseas

fiery wave
little marten
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I think I’d look cute in a bubble bath but I don’t have the patience

ripe tangle
#

I'm blessed with shortness sometimes

feral vessel
somber stream
vale linden
#

Sorta a skill issue?

ripe tangle
somber stream
ripe tangle
#

I'm normal sized

river elbow
formal mortar
#

What's the fastest pickaxe anybody know?

little marten
feral vessel
somber stream
feral vessel
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branx is relatively slow

little marten
#

How demanding

somber stream
ripe tangle
somber stream
#

He's a royal prick

misty trench
#

I ran into a cat on my walk today, he gave me a lil headbutt before moving along

formal mortar
#

lmao I was in lowes today

little marten
#

Wait wtf ur cat is actually cool af

somber stream
#

Goes by Klaus

vale linden
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He's chillin

somber stream
#

He's a tsundere type

little marten
#

Looks like a klaus

vale linden
#

Oh boy

somber stream
#

ikr?

river elbow
ripe tangle
#

Klause the tsundere cat

feral vessel
#

i need to post my pet rat (skaven) in pet tide

fiery wave
ripe tangle
#

wait, aren't most cats Tsunderes?

misty trench
somber stream
somber stream
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So unless it's sadako..

misty trench
somber stream
#

I have another female cat, he like to put up a front when she's around

misty trench
#

mine loves to hop up in my chair with me and then get the idea that the chair is his actually

ripe tangle
#

you ever see a cat stretch their toes and they look all spread out and look like jelly beans?

little marten
#

I am allergic to cats 🙁

somber stream
#

"Hmph, it's not like i want you to pet me in secret or anything, b-baka!"

fiery wave
misty trench
ripe tangle
little marten
#

Cats are actually mad long

misty trench
#

he also grabs onto the armrest of the chair and does the kicky legs on it

jaunty path
#

I got auric exemplar title

ripe tangle
#

nice

vale linden
#

Sick man

jaunty path
#

This game is going to ruin me

little marten
#

How do u get that title

misty trench
#

don't pretend it hasn't ruined you already

ripe tangle
#

did you know people used to keep cats on ships?

vale linden
#

For what purpose

jaunty path
#

Arbitrator crusher and combat shotgun build

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Pets

ripe tangle
fiery wave
jaunty path
vale linden
#

Makes since

little marten
#

Oh nice very nice

somber stream
#

There were trench cats too

river elbow
misty trench
somber stream
#

Same application, but the shells got a bit too intense for them

jaunty path
#

For me atleast

little marten
#

Skepticism of black cats and subsequent cat purges across Europe were the reason for the Black Death

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We turned our back on cats, so they turned their backs on us

rare pulsar
#

I still cant save rashuns pc still in repair

somber stream
jaunty path
#

It feels like cheating since it was on arby but I felt I was playing smarter than most

misty trench
#

this is why Istanbul still stands, it's got a divine shield from all the cats

little marten
somber stream
#

Don't

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Unless?

little marten
#

Dog might be too difficult with commuting sadly

jaunty path
#

Oh yeah I'm pretty sure its unknown whether unsinkable sam was the same cat each time

fiery wave
somber stream
#

Build up an immune system by exposing yourself daily?

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Will that work?

little marten
#

No idea tbh

ripe tangle
jaunty path
ripe tangle
#

and it's because locals would feed them and let them be

jaunty path
#

Sounds like ny w pigeons

fiery wave
little marten
ripe tangle
#

so you have generation after generation of wild but friendly cats all over the city

astral basin
#

Licht showing off the prince again?

jaunty path
vale linden
somber stream
jaunty path
little marten
jaunty path
#

Oof

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Yeah I'd get something to manage that

little marten
#

It’s ok it only gets bad like 3 times a year or so

jaunty path
#

I took loradine for my allergies

little marten
#

Whenever I get a cold really

ripe tangle
#

If you see a coyote walking on two legs like a human, is that a wendigo?

jaunty path
#

Maybe

vale linden
#

I think wendigos were human previously

astral basin
#

Miss my reese
Need to see if my old tablet has photos of her

fiery wave
jaunty path
#

I don't think they do it as often as deer?

ripe tangle
#

could just be a weird coyote tbh

little marten
jaunty path
#

I don't think dogs can really stand on their legs without training

somber stream
#

Bro has an entire plan for it

ripe tangle
jaunty path
#

But idk!

somber stream
#

I hope it works out Nurgle

ripe tangle
#

which is also weird

somber stream
#

I want a pet raven/crow

jaunty path
little marten
#

Gonna train my dog to come on the tube with me

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Sit on my shoulder

vale linden
ripe tangle
fiery wave
somber stream
little marten
#

Like the man with the cat from that Bob Dylan song

vale linden
#

They talk

little marten
#

W.a.p

astral basin
#

Old roommate of mine. His mother used to run a shitzu puppy mill
The patriarch of the house, semi crotchety veteran, had a yorki that he took absolutely everywhere

somber stream
#

Wakawakawakawakawakawaka

jaunty path
little marten
#

Lich you strike me as the kinda guy who owns like 6 turtles

astral basin
#

I like tuttles

somber stream
#

How, even

arctic escarp
fiery wave
vale linden
little marten
#

My dream pet would be a highly trained fox the size of a large dog, she would be called ‘Scout’ and would drag me out of fires

somber stream
#

Wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka

astral basin
#

Oh lord we have a shart

vale linden
#

Shadowheart!

astral basin
#

It wasnt the nurgle gamer

ripe tangle
little marten
#

Sir a third shart has hit baldurs gate

vale linden
#

Definitely get a crow

little marten
#

Crows remember faces right ?

somber stream
#

They do

ripe tangle
#

they also remember voices and body types

somber stream
#

And they hold grudges

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And they shit talk

vale linden
#

Hell yeah

astral basin
#

Wait. Just realized
For animals that reflexively poop. Automatic, no holding in
Are all poops for them sharts?

vale linden
#

That's awesome

#

Mindfuck

ripe tangle
misty trench
little marten
#

What if you upset your crow and they tell all their crow friends

fiery wave
somber stream
little marten
#

Im scared of birds lol

fiery wave
little marten
astral basin
little marten
vale linden
#

Fight back

little marten
astral basin
#

Btw. Crows dont hold funerals.
They hold crime scene investigations

ripe tangle
#

a group of crows is called a murder

a group of ravens is called an unkindness

a group of grackles is called a plague

a group of magpies is called a mischief

little marten
#

wtf is a grackle

fiery wave
ripe tangle
#

a grackle is a type of bird

vale linden
somber stream
#

Apparently

little marten
little marten
ripe tangle
#

Grackles are the most common pest bird in Texas, they eat garbage and french fries

somber stream
#

Sounds like seagul

ripe tangle
#

they’re related to Starlings but looks like smaller crows sorta

little marten
#

Wait they look cool

vale linden
#

Ngl im from Texas and I have never seen a grackle

ripe tangle
#

personally I like them

vale linden
#

Look colorful tho

little marten
#

We don’t have grackles here it would seem

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Hence my lack of knowledge on them

ripe tangle
little marten
#

What would we do without you sister, educating us on strange and exotic avian matters

ripe tangle
#

those are Grackles

somber stream
#

Ikr? crucial

little marten
#

I grow fat on knowledge

vale linden
#

Damn I didint know that never looked closely

ripe tangle
#

they’re the single most common pest bird in Texas

#

they’re everywhere

little marten
#

Not here tho

ripe tangle
#

you see them in parking lots, on power lines, at gas stations.

#

EVERYWHERE

vale linden
#

I only ever hear the birds i swear when im out i never see em

#

They're avoiding me

ripe tangle
#

males are big and black and females are small and brown

somber stream
little marten
somber stream
#

"Hoe hoe hoe"

ripe tangle
#

now that I’m talking about them Frenzy, next time you go out you’ll see hundreds of em lmao

somber stream
#

Works for both christmas and daily uses

elder merlin
little marten
vale linden
#

I be chasing birds yall they fear me now

somber stream
astral basin
#

I wonder if thats the bird i see here
One of the old stores i was at had birds pocking apart chicken bones from the instore deli

little marten
#

You should she’s very talented

vale linden
#

No...

little marten
#

Her life was wasted up on that stripper pole

#

Much like mine

vale linden
#

Proof

somber stream
#

I see

ripe tangle
little marten
ripe tangle
#

the males are bigger and black, the females are smaller and brown, and they have bright yellow eyes, they also scream.

somber stream
astral basin
ripe tangle
#

very common, like Texas, the most common pest bird.

ripe tangle
#

I love Grackles

vale linden
#

Trees are tall af in alabama I only heard birds there too

little marten
# somber stream Elaborate? I'm interested

She was like 80 years old behind the bar pretending to not speak English and she short changed me about €30 euro, so I was explaining it and she summoned all the young fighting fit strippers over to argue with me so I had to explain to them then they gave me my money and we basically sat in an empty stripe club for 30 minutes and that’s probably the only time I’ll ever spend in one in my life

vale linden
somber stream
astral basin
#

We have a lotta birds. lotta invasive plant and wildlife
Lotta pine

somber stream
#

Verbal fighting with strippers

little marten
#

I felt like a rival pimp

somber stream
#

Ikr? Tell me. How did it feel?

little marten
#

Fucking awful lmao I don’t want to shout at an old lady ever in my life

ripe tangle
#

Grackles in their natural habitat

fiery wave
little marten
vale linden
#

Houston got em bad

ripe tangle
somber stream
ripe tangle
#

@vale linden which part of Texas are you from btw?

little marten
#

When I grew up my grandma used to have a squirrel we’d regularly invite in for peanuts

fiery wave
vale linden
little marten
ripe tangle
vale linden
#

Im about 45 mins from Houston rn

somber stream
ripe tangle
#

I used to live in Harris county right near the county line near Montgomery

#

in Spring

somber stream
#

About 3PM

vale linden
#

Hell yeah some parts of Texas are just ghetto and nasty tho

fiery wave
arctic escarp
little marten
fiery wave
somber stream
#

About uhhhhh 8-9 Asian time?

#

PM

little marten
#

I haven’t played Darktide since I got ass so I’m itching for a reason to hop back on

ripe tangle
#

Spring was like… I lived off of Kuykendahl and 6, you go five minutes one way and it’s gated communities and mansions, you go five minutes the other way and you’re in Greenspoint and they have gang related gun fights every single night.

somber stream
astral basin
little marten
#

We’re destroying the rations tho right?

#

I’m not Bono this isn’t live aid

somber stream
#

Yes

#

No food for the poor

#

fuck them kids

little marten
astral basin
elder merlin
little marten
#

My eviscator thrums at the prospect

vale linden
ripe tangle
#

didn’t Bono try to sue South Park creators for portraying him as a massive piece of shit (literally) and by doing so he only proved that he truly was one

elder merlin
#

Who?

little marten
astral basin
#

#general-geography-times

vale linden
ripe tangle
#

I need to be somewhere in the morning

#

and it’s 2

vale linden
#

Oop

ripe tangle
#

urreeegh I cant sleep

little marten
#

When I can’t sleep I just think about important things I need to plan

somber stream
#

Hit yourself with a pillow

vale linden
#

Lich has the right idea

little marten
#

And that makes me fall asleep cause I don’t want to plan things

wicked sentinel
little marten
#

Last night was hard though going to sleep at midnight and not 6am

#

Woke up at 2am wide awake but soldiered on and forced some Z’s

wicked sentinel
#

Night night stick

somber stream
little marten
ripe tangle
#

hitting me with the night night stick might not make me sleep

little marten
#

I know my shame

ripe tangle
#

It might just make me feel another way

wicked sentinel
somber stream
#

Wait.

ripe tangle
#

yeah….

vale linden
#

Wa

somber stream
#

🫵 staregryn

civic otter
little marten
#

🙈

jaunty path
civic otter
#

What is this

#

Whining sound?

vale linden
#

That changed real fast

ripe tangle
somber stream
#

I knew she was a closet freak

vivid sequoia
#

I like darktide :3

little marten
#

I’m sure some self affection would make you sleepy

#

You could watch a YouTube video on grackles

somber stream
#

Oh okay.

little marten
#

No I still meant that

somber stream
#

Ooh

#

Okay

little marten
#

I dunno what the kids are into these days tho

formal mortar
#

Been watching manlybadasshero on youtube and falling asleep

vale linden
#

Gackles ig

wicked sentinel
#

Nothing wrong with that. I find it fun giving or receiving pain

ripe tangle
astral basin
#

For shame, Sister. Once again forsaking your scheduled resting period for studies.

ripe tangle
somber stream
#

I see