general-chat

[grave plaza]

my game lately got lagging when this update come

[ocean widget]

tetanus is from the weapons not from a clearly safe tin

[zenith glade]

Tetanus is botulism isnt it

Different genus

No, species

[lethal solstice]

They literally have a green stinky aura

Also, captains are more fun to fight

[ocean widget]

thats just you

[ocean widget]

tetanus is from bacteria getting into wounds, the same bacteria that is likely on nurgle cultists weaponry

[orchid skiff]

I am vaccinated I don't care about nurgle

[fossil holly]

So I went from maelstrom to normal auric again

And now normal auric is so boring

But maelstrom is like I win 1/5 games

What do I do

I don’t want to be bored

[vestal mantle]

Shoot more hairy ticks

[fossil holly]

Sir yes sir

[odd shadow]

Play havoc

[fossil holly]

I’m not ready for that… I’m to terrible 😞

It’s noticeable too I am so unbelievably bad at this game lmao

[vestal mantle]

Guys, I have found the best deal

I have restaurant frozen chicken strips, 5 lbs... 8.99 for the bag

[fossil holly]

How many strips tho

[vestal mantle]

5 lbs

[inland mantle]

Atleast 2

[vestal mantle]

Like at least 70-80

[fossil holly]

Cook all of them

Go to homeless shelter

Then eat all of them

Sharing no scraps

[vestal mantle]

Better

I will show them to ogryn and then feed to pet rock

[fossil holly]

That is even better, do that

[vestal mantle]

Pet rock is called pikachu... He uses headbutt a lot

I help him use headbutt

[odd shadow]

1-15 havoc is not too bad tbh

[stone jay]

Does anyone have a recording of the dialogue between a Loner psyker(I think) and Maul arbitrator where Loner says he wishes he had died in the tancred bastion and Maul says he also wishes the Loner had died there

[fossil holly]

No like you don’t understand, I am horrid at this game, it’s a miracle I can win damnation matches

[grave plaza]

guh, sitting for long period time waiting verifying file hoping to fix "Issue found with selected current loadut. Please verify equipped items"

[odd shadow]

I have high hope brotha you cant be that bad

[grave plaza]

console is misery to win high endgame difficulty

[odd shadow]

I got used to getting clapped ngl im a ps5 especially when i tried havoc

[grave plaza]

melee console are easier

but ranged is abyssmal

[odd shadow]

Stick drift sucks

[neon badger]

preach

[blazing ibex]

Destroy

[fiery wave]

Just use recon.

[blazing ibex]

Purge the heresy that lingers on the doomed rations.

[blazing ibex]

1-15 is literally malice to heresy with a little extra spice.

[wicked sentinel]

Lol Google said as a prevention when I was searching for why stick drift is normal for ps controllers, it told me to get an xbox

[fiery wave]

Get third party.

[blazing ibex]

16 is where things get, a little trickier.
21 is where it actually gets considerably difficult.
30 is basically CBT.

[fiery wave]

Seriously. I had Xbox drift after 1 week.

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

1 bloody week.

[wicked sentinel]

I got me an xbox

[elder merlin]

Tokyo drift, hell yeah

[elder merlin]

My condolences

[fiery wave]

And? Gamesir controllers work on Xbox.

100x better for 1/6th the cost.

Vs Elite.

Or 1/3rd if you want 4 extra buttons AND wireless.

[wicked sentinel]

I had the original Xbox controller from x series for almost a year now

Nothing wrong

[fossil holly]

Idk, I’ll get my A.S.S first then I’ll try havoc

[fiery wave]

Who knows, but multiple failing after 3~ months... at $90-$100 each time, yeah...

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah but that is mostly ps controllers

[fiery wave]

BTW, controller warrenty here is 3 months.

No. Xbox.

I do not use PS.

Talking standard Xbox.

[wicked sentinel]

I guess mine was special

[blazing ibex]

I warn you.

That is not a title you want to deliberately go for.

And it could take a while before you actually get it.

[fossil holly]

I am not ready to get it yet lmao

Not at all

Also

I need friends to want to play havoc lmao

[blazing ibex]

A.S.S is a title you just want play the game normally to get. Because trying to actively get that title will actually drive you insane

[fiery wave]

Should mention that title is mocked to heck due to ppl abusing the exploit to get it so most suck at the game.

[blazing ibex]

That too.

[vestal mantle]

So ogryn Abys sad... Didnt get to play with plasma shooters first time... Abys throw rock at shooter and he get back up

[fossil holly]

Oh, so just use reject title for the laughs

[languid hazel]

The what title?

[vestal mantle]

So I just throws another

[languid hazel]

Oh!

[vestal mantle]

He gets back up

[languid hazel]

Auric Storm Survivor

[vestal mantle]

He never gave me my rocks back the grot

[fossil holly]

I kinda want to level up a relic blade but the heavy evis is so gooooooood

I love it

It’s my fav

But the relic blade is so COOL

[vestal mantle]

But have you tried... Rock

[fossil holly]

I have, it’s actually decent but I don’t play ogryn lol

I like the shoutys

[vestal mantle]

Awwww

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[fossil holly]

I get the point, I clicked the link dw

[vestal mantle]

Good

[blazing ibex]

I'll be really with you. Reject either says someone is new.

[vestal mantle]

That one there comissah

[blazing ibex]

Or they are one of the best players in this game.

[fossil holly]

I’m neither lmfao

[blazing ibex]

There's no in between.

[fossil holly]

I suck, but I’m not new

So I rely on helping my team as much as possible to make how bad I am at the game seem not as bad

[blazing ibex]

Are you playing Damnation?

[fossil holly]

Auric

[blazing ibex]

You don't suck then.

[fossil holly]

No I do hear me out rq

I went to auric bc damnation people are so rude

Like

[vestal mantle]

Meanwhile my psyker and zealot is still on heresy because i keep wanting to try different things

[fossil holly]

Really really mean

[vocal hawk]

I wish kidney stones upon you

[inland mantle]

The toxic people who think their good but are hardstuck on norm damnation

[fossil holly]

Not most of them are rude, most are normal

[wicked sentinel]

I can rush you through those one day so you can skip the bs

[fossil holly]

But the mean ones are really mean

[wicked sentinel]

Too much toxicity in heresy

[fossil holly]

Auric is either silence or chill

[vestal mantle]

Yes but also its fun watching the zealot just poof

Their zealot I mean

[fossil holly]

Maelstrom is just, “OMFG THERES 8 OF THEM WE ARE SO DEAD”

[wicked sentinel]

Lol Maelstrom can be good or bad depends who with you

[vestal mantle]

My friends I get into darktide have a love/hate with it

[fossil holly]

Randoms (I have no friends)

[fossil holly]

My friends hate it lmao

[vestal mantle]

Every time I post maelstrom, one of gc vfhb vcfcc cc fvhgccvgvvbgvvvfffgbbjhyfvbhydc

Stupid smgvjubbu

Argh

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

It's only heresy right?

[vestal mantle]

Fuck you discord mobile I hope you rot and rats eat your eyes first

[fossil holly]

So real

[vestal mantle]

For them yea

They are still new

[wanton spindle]

Crazy but real

[orchid skiff]

Chat is boring where are the people always fighting

[vestal mantle]

The last patch fucks up my keyboard

And I cant get out unless I restart it

[fossil holly]

Drop the most controversial comment ever

Then watch

[wanton spindle]

Start smth

[inland mantle]

Bet

[elder merlin]

Just in heresy?

[vestal mantle]

Ogryns should be turned into premium corpsestarch to feed the zealots

there

[inland mantle]

Smite pysker isnt op broken and is very fun to play with

[wicked sentinel]

I been fine in other difficulties so I am not seeing the toxicity elsewhere

[fossil holly]

I’m not good enough to agree or disagree with any of these lmao

[orchid skiff]

It's not gay to check out people at the urinals it's called gauging the competition

[inland mantle]

[wanton spindle]

Depends the person I think

[fossil holly]

That’s not controversial

That’s just true

[wanton spindle]

Ngl yea

[wicked sentinel]

Heresy and below mostly new people but at least in uprising and malice they don't talk shit when they are shit

[orchid skiff]

😭 someone did this to me and I have been pee shy ever since

[fossil holly]

I only pee in stalls, I haven’t had a weird encounter, idc I’m waiting for a stall to open

[wanton spindle]

Oh damn 💀

[vestal mantle]

My group of friends that started I've had to tell them to be careful splitting off which is great because the one uk guy in my group of regulars immediately runs off and meets a trapper

[wicked sentinel]

Heresy I find a lot of people that think they know what they are doing and get mad when you actually know how it is done

[ocean widget]

you guys actually use public toilets?

[ocean widget]

based

[wanton spindle]

Bro just wants to do his own side quest

[fossil holly]

In very, very, very desperate situations

Like

[orchid skiff]

Getting bagged and shanked in an alley is the uk experience

[fossil holly]

It’s either in the toilet or in my pants

[vestal mantle]

Its ended up being a joke in our circle

So now he just gets trapped, "Why meeeee?", and then me or the psyker run to fetch him

Though I have to tell the psyker friend "Hey, its great you helping the british guy but kill the trapper first"

Im waiting for when the trapper gets her while rescuing the uk guy

Im gonna clip it

[wicked sentinel]

Lol they even get mad when I have my buddy with me that likes to explain what to do along the way to make it easy for them. Then the randoms wonder off in the opposite direction

[vocal hawk]

yeah ain’t no one seeing my cock and balls except for me

[fossil holly]

REAL

SO

REAL

[vestal mantle]

Nah, im a jerk when that happens

[orchid skiff]

Selfish

[vestal mantle]

If they dont wanna stick together, im not rescuing em

[fiery wave]

Not that... Just ppl are bad there.

[vestal mantle]

Unless of course they tell us their plan

[vocal hawk]

no

realistic

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah we usually just pick them up when they are able to be rescued instead of going all the way back

[fiery wave]

Because some do know, not all though. At least for that diff.

[wicked sentinel]

I always end up with people in tunnel vision when in heresy and below that stay focused on killing things. Which I can work with but getting upset dying because you wanted to stay 1 or 2 areas behind when being told to stay together I just get into fuck it and wait till I can rescue them

[fiery wave]

I get the speedrunners who end up overheaded, netted or dogged.

[wicked sentinel]

I stay around the majority and usually it's the one that stays behind that's fucked

[fiery wave]

Thing is, should move with them. Some people just can't move when there's a small horde. Some builds are just awful for it.

[wicked sentinel]

I even wait if they are in the next room behind me till the majority catches up

[fiery wave]

Doesn't matter if they are having trouble.

In over their heads maybe, but still.

[uneven creek]

am i suppose to collect or destroy the rations?

[slate marten]

Anyone know if there is any (current) difference between procuring and destroying rations?
I've just been collecting them all because it totally won't have any negative story consequences when the event ends at all no siree.

[wicked sentinel]

Only difference is buffs.

[fiery wave]

It's hard to catch up if you gotta deal with 3 dogs, 2 muties and a trapper.

[uneven creek]

buffs?

[wicked sentinel]

Taking them is general buff and destroying is for range

[uneven creek]

like a vote?

[fiery wave]

And yes, had that on heresy.

[wicked sentinel]

No you press left to take it right to destroy

[fiery wave]

You vote in match by recovering or destroying the things.

[wicked sentinel]

Or 1 and 2

[slate marten]

I know holding them will give angry ogryn and starvation riots. Idk if destroying the rations gives different penalties.

[fiery wave]

You get captain and twins.

[uneven creek]

so let me get this straight.... this collecting or destroying rations is a vote between buffs or range for the next update?

[fiery wave]

Next day.

[fossil oasis]

What does Angry Ogryns actually do? Is that what's spawning a plague ogryn?

Also hello chat

[fiery wave]

So should now be running more oggies with cranial corruption.

And us getting more stam and such.

[slate marten]

@fossil oasis yeah it spawns plague ogrns and a horde of bulwarks. You may get captains at random, too. Or, when you proc starvation riots

[wicked sentinel]

Yes the taking has been in the lead

[uneven creek]

oh well.... recover rations seem important but idk if i can trust the stench that attracts flies....

[fossil oasis]

Oh right, makes sense I suppose

And both of those are related to taking them?

What's the penalty for destroying then?

[fiery wave]

No.

[slate marten]

@uneven creek pretty sure taking them is the worst choice since they are obviously corrupted. Especially, story wise.
But, the consequences sound more fun.

[fiery wave]

Pogryn+bulwarks is for taking.

[slate marten]

@fossil oasis idk what happens when you destroy them. Been collecting like a loot goblib

[ancient violet]

Wtf is this event? 💀

[fiery wave]

Flak armoured, captains and twins for destroying.

[fossil oasis]

Same tbh

[fiery wave]

Recovery is easier in most cases.

[fossil oasis]

Oh so Captains/Starvation Riots is for destroying them?

[wicked sentinel]

An event for what buffs we get and how difficult your match gets

[fiery wave]

Yes.

[graceful harbor]

Best part of this event is all the Ogryn players came out to protect the food. Been averaging about 2 per drop and they always rescue the rations.

[fossil oasis]

Ogryns love their Rashuns

[wooden pilot]

'Em biggums gotta eat, of course

[gaunt palm]

you guys also have connection issues?

[wicked sentinel]

Yes we must feed our ogryn pets

[fossil oasis]

Ngl Ogryns should have got 4 voice options imo. Would mean every ogryn can have a unique voice in a full squad

Wouldk make up for the fact there's no gender option on ogryn since each class technically gets 6 options (3 male, 3 female)

[wicked sentinel]

Yeah they just wanted to keep the lore when making ogryn

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, no issue with that but like a 4th option for voice would have been nice

[grave plaza]

the rashun event is lagging me so bad

[fossil oasis]

Ngl kinda wonder which combination of personalities would get along best (assuming you have one of each class) and then which combination would not get along at all

[wicked sentinel]

Well some personalities are aggressive some are friendly

I think all zealot hat psykers

Hate

Haven't found one that can give my psyker a compliment without sounding offensive

[hazy kestrel]

It’s think male agitator warms up a bit to fem loner. There’s definitely something there.

[wanton pier]

Female Ogryn do exist, I think one shows up in a book. Why they aren't an option in Darktide is probably more due to GW being weird about allowing things that haven't been depicted on the tabletop.

[wicked sentinel]

Yes but the majority are baby makers

[fiery wave]

Pick them up or deal with it basically.

[fiery wave]

Loose cannon will totally sleep around with all of them.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah, i'd say don't run event but that's not exactly easy when it's gonna be showing up in quickplay

[fossil oasis]

True, male or female tho? Or both?

[fiery wave]

Both.

[wanton pier]

(Male) Judge Zealot and (Male) Savant Psyker have a few pleasant interactions, probably the nicest interactions I've seen between Psykers and Blunts that isn't Ogryns

[fossil oasis]

Truth nuke

[hazy kestrel]

Dunno why it is exactly, but for some reason, fem loose cannon’s voice is just pure nails on a chalkboard for my ears.

[fiery wave]

Snark and sarcasm at times. Some ppl hate it.

[fossil oasis]

I really like the Brawler and basically any of his interactions with any of the vet personalities

[fiery wave]

Also, fem Loner x fem Fatalist.

[hazy kestrel]

Same-ish with Dukane. The voice just makes my ears “itch”

[fiery wave]

Rose tinted glasses much.

[wanton pier]

I recall seeing that the Fem Fatalist seems to flirt with the Male Maul

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I don't have any issues with any of the personalities tbh or voices in the game

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

My ears just disagree

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[fossil oasis]

I hear more annoying accents walkin around my city ngl

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[hazy kestrel]

Rinda on the other hand, now that’s music to my ears.

[swift beacon]

should destroy rations

ogryns should have a secret third option to consume them on the spot

[fossil oasis]

I'm particularly attracted to the female Maul voice tbh

[full smelt]

so killing elites drop rations?

[wanton pier]

It is space Kerillian

[hazy kestrel]

Space Kerillian will do that to ya.

[fossil oasis]

Don't think it's guranteed but yeah

[full smelt]

well a chance, yeh

[wanton pier]

I think Ogryns have a chance to drop large rations, while everything else has a chance to drop small rations, even groaners

Plague Ogryns drop two large rations

[full smelt]

there must be a higher % depending on the enemy, bcs after some hordes theres atleast 4 or 5

[hazy kestrel]

I think any monstrosity does. Could be wrong.

[fossil oasis]

Pretty sure they do

Idk, i've only had plague ogryns so far tbh

[hazy kestrel]

Daemonhosts definitely do. Go outta me way to delete them, as is tradition.

[full smelt]

this mod is legit so fun

oops! all ogryns!

oops! all hounds!

[vocal hawk]

I want hadron to whisper sweet nothings into my ear and call me a good varlet

[fossil oasis]

TRUEEEEEE

[wanton pier]

I'll admit I've been securing rations rather than destroying them, despite probably being corrupted

[hazy kestrel]

I want Rinda to put me in the cauldron soup, but we can’t always have what we want pal.

[wanton pier]

I can't recall but is this the first time they've done an event with this kind of competing objective?

[gaunt palm]

Strike Team? Violence, now. Please

[fossil oasis]

I kinda like it honestly. Makes a change from the usual event

Although I also kinda hate it at the same time since i'm staring at the floor tryna pick up all the rations

[fiery wave]

Skulls but more annoying.

[hazy kestrel]

Oi, don’t judge me Karien.

I see you.

[wanton pier]

When the event ends with Rannick chewing us out for bringing obviously tainted rations aboard the Mourningstar

[fossil oasis]

Wouldn't surprise me tbh

They look rotten

[wicked sentinel]

You will be force fed

[wanton pier]

After the event even more of the Moebian 21st turn into Poxwalkers, since they somehow haven't run out of bodies

[wicked sentinel]

Well how many prisoners can you take as soldiers

Must've been one hell of a prison

And the laws are too hard to resist breaking

[grave plaza]

is Malleus Monstronum means you have deal 50 dmg remain of their health to kill it?

i means as 50% health total and kill it

[wanton spindle]

I don’t wana stay awake till 12 today 😭

[fossil holly]

I am 0/2 on maelstrom runs

Not fun

[ocean widget]

they're fine

they're in undamaged sealed tins

eat the fucking corpsestarch or become the corpsestarch

your choice

[grave plaza]

im confused reading at Malleus Monstronum description

of 50 health what?

[ocean widget]

50%

[gaunt bridge]

Bro, what’s up with Dickshark grind the whole event just to unlock a digital d*?

[ocean widget]

FS as usual

for both questions

[ocean widget]

plus its a rat tail

[whole glade]

fug

me lobve kitkats

dead ass chat

[vocal hawk]

Alan wake tuah

[fossil oasis]

[somber stream]

How was the event chat?

Have yet to play

[lilac crag]

fun

[somber stream]

🫵

Sleep

[sleek harness]

I like destroying all the rations

[lilac crag]

not invasive in any way

[lilac crag]

GRAH

[sleek harness]

Because I want an different buff

[lilac crag]

YOU CANNOT MAKE ME

[somber stream]

This is the correct approach anyway

It's nurgle we're dealing with

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[ocean widget]

you guys underestimate the power of tins

[sleek harness]

"Oh but the rations are in sealed cans so it's safe to eat!"

[wicked sentinel]

Feed the pet ogryns

[sleek harness]

Dies from cancer 50k

[zealous viper]

crazy theory what if saving all the rations causes an uptick event in scab spawns due to our guys getting corrupted but destroying them all does the opposite due to hunger riots or whatever

[fossil oasis]

Yeah I feel like nurgle kinda dgaf about metal tins tbh

[somber stream]

It's space AIDS we're dealing with, not risking it

[fossil oasis]

Like there's literally farticles coming off of the tins

And maggots

[ocean widget]

eat the corpse starch or replace the corpsestarch
your choice

[zealous viper]

those rations are NOT safe

[ocean widget]

thats just you

[sleek harness]

We aren't the ones eating it

[fossil oasis]

[somber stream]

BURN WITH HOLY FIRE

[sleek harness]

Smartass

We are giving it to the poor

[wooden pilot]

Honestly, I am just curious to see if anything comes from this event, narratively or mechanically. We for see

[zealous viper]

oh alright recover them then

if it’s not our guys who cares

[sleek harness]

Theres going to be buffs depending on what vote won

[somber stream]

You're giving shork too much credit

Narative change based on community input? What are they, helldivers?

[fossil oasis]

Listen to Nirvana until 4am or Sleep now

[wooden pilot]

Buffs depending on what you vote? The first I've heard of it. What are the options, if you know?

[ocean widget]

its in zealot chat somewhere

i forgot

[wooden pilot]

Hah, fair-fair. You got me there.

[fossil oasis]

Someone also said about it further up in this chat

I think I saw like the very end of it so idk the full conversation

[wooden pilot]

I'll go scrounging. Thanks!

[sleek harness]

Recover gives you stimm buff
Destroy gives you ranged buff
Just saying 1 of each

Theres more buffs

[fossil oasis]

Isn't it meant to change each day too based on the results of the previous day?

That's what I saw someone else sayin

[wooden pilot]

Ah, neat-neat, I see! Thank you

[sleek harness]

I believe it's going to be locked on one for the rest of the event

[wicked sentinel]

We will find out maybe next is kill Easter bunnies

[fossil oasis]

True, think it's gonna be save the rations all the way tbh

[somber stream]

I'm up for this

[fossil oasis]

It's already insanely far ahead

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[fossil oasis]

Nooooo

That's awful

[vivid sequoia]

Hello

[fossil oasis]

[sleek harness]

Also I believe the objective of the event will change eventually

[zealous viper]

replacing all the rations with rabbit STEW

[fossil oasis]

[wicked sentinel]

Or rations seasoned with rabbit feet

[somber stream]

Surely nothing will go wrong from consuming rations recovered from enemies known for spreading plague and diseases

[ocean widget]

Yeah its always gonna be recover fortunately

[sleek harness]

Sad, I wanted the poor to starve for us to get that sweet ranged buff

[somber stream]

Surely, we'll learn from the incident involved a certain Moebian Aquatic regiment

[ocean widget]

Theyre in undamaged tins, its fine

[fossil oasis]

Do we know they've not been tampered with and resealed?

[somber stream]

You brits and your tins

[ocean widget]

That was stimms not food
Stop injecting beef into your veins licht

[misty trench]

wait you all know that moebian tins use lead soldering right?

[ocean widget]

How many heretics do you know with a working tinning machine and clean tins

[sleek harness]

If so they would be the best trolls of the 40k universe

[wicked sentinel]

The rations is dog meat

[ocean widget]

They'd be dead from lead poisoning aquila

The lead would leech into the corpse starch aquila

[misty trench]

hey Rome lasted nearly 1000 years despite lead poisoning

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[grave plaza]

I am experiencing camera turning stutter

[vocal hawk]

alan wake 2 starts you off as a fat naked balding man. this is a reference to darktide fans

[sleek harness]

Like, the Moebians are spying on us and discovered that most are recovering the rations, so they make the cultist put hyper cancer on it

[grave plaza]

feel ike render is crappy when i try turn

[ocean widget]

:)

[agile raven]

Ah yes my favorite Nurgle plague, straight up Turbo Cancer.

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[low hemlock]

y u buck tooth uk ba$tard

[ocean widget]

Destroy father-ills, remember you can put him in a tin

[ocean widget]

Funny

[vocal hawk]

the rejects are the most violent union busters ever

[fossil oasis]

It's the Americans that are buck toothed

[somber stream]

Space aids, it can literally seep through layers of space marine armour
https://wahapedia.ru/wh40k10ed/factions/death-guard/

[sleek harness]

If tap water makes you into thoses ghouls we kill in game imagine what turbo cancer does to you

[vocal hawk]

this is true and it kind of hurts

[ocean widget]

Tins are more powerful than space marine armour licht

[agile raven]

It kills you.

[somber stream]

:D

[ocean widget]

The tins have survived being magdumped by bolters
Space machines havent

[fossil oasis]

Could be worse I suppose

[low hemlock]

“Yeah their MY No-Hopers!”
^ Morrow

[agile raven]

Call me a Pinkerton then cause people are gonna die.

[ocean widget]

You mag dump a bolter into a space marine and what happens, that fucker dies

[sleek harness]

No necessary... You will revive and become part of Nurgle's family, still with the cancer in you

[ocean widget]

You mag dump a bolter into a tin and that fucker remains undamaged

[low hemlock]

[wicked sentinel]

Where do the enemies store these rations some don't have clothes

[agile raven]

No you just die.

Nurgle got lazy.

[somber stream]

I think we have different kind of tin in mind here

[agile raven]

Turbo cancer just kills you and that's that.

[sleek harness]

Nurgle revives you for the funny

[ocean widget]

Skin pockets

[wicked sentinel]

I think they did it prison style

[ocean widget]

I compared footage between the space marine games and darktide

[agile raven]

I told you, he got lazy.

[agile raven]

The maggots chew out a nice hole to secure your tin in.

[sleek harness]

Why would you put armor on mindless zombies

[low hemlock]

so zombie last longer

[fossil oasis]

Why not?

[ocean widget]

So you can hide mines in the armour
Turn them into mind zombies

[fossil oasis]

Harder to kill

[wicked sentinel]

I think they may have loosened their valves why we got rations

[sleek harness]

I think theres an event for that dude

[somber stream]

I'm barrelling any mf i play with who save the ration

[agile raven]

"I saw a terr on a bundu track,
He had a landmine in his pack,
When the Troopies opened fire,
They found his head in Bulawayo."

[somber stream]

And shoot the bursters, too

[wicked sentinel]

Do it

[ocean widget]

Next you'll tell me theres an event for mind goblins

[somber stream]

It's not a threat, it's a statement

[fossil oasis]

I see way too many fuckin people shoot at bursters and get themselves killed

[wicked sentinel]

Lol I been picking them up

[fossil oasis]

[sleek harness]

Not yet

[somber stream]

Guilty

[fossil oasis]

Awful

[ocean widget]

I have picked up every ration tin I can simply because I am big brained

[somber stream]

I was very trigger happy back then

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/tinman-wizard-of-oz-dance-gif-26075403

[agile raven]

Does anyone actually know where I pulled that from.

[fossil oasis]

One of my friends who is new to the game keeps tryna run away even tho I keep explaining the correct way to deal with them

[low hemlock]

u best do it right

if not….I ALWAYS COME BACK‼️‼️💢💢

[somber stream]

Bunk number, NOW

[somber stream]

I'm something of an accidental expert in this regard

[ocean widget]

Im not going to let you fuck me licht

Gotta buy me dinner first

[low hemlock]

💀

[wicked sentinel]

Destroying rations is for heretics

[ocean widget]

Too bad YOU KEEP DESTROYING THE DAMN TINS

[fossil oasis]

Just pick up the rations off the floor, that'll suffice

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[sleek harness]

We aren't eating it by the way

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮

[sleek harness]

Destroying it better

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-robinson-penis-thats-a-penis-himym-how-i-met-your-mother-gif-4703463

[fossil oasis]

Honestly idgaf, i'm hittin whatever button is more convienient at the time

[wicked sentinel]

Lol honestly rather have the buffs that help everyone vs just range

[sleek harness]

Theres more buffs

For each

And yet you don't know

[nimble glade]

@ocean widget brother, I've been collecting as much rations I could. Even barrelled a few randos that were destroying the rations, brother!

[low hemlock]

iz that a NUB or T O E⁉️

[ocean widget]

[somber stream]

It jiggle.

Ah fuck

[ocean widget]

Its a penis big boi

[somber stream]

I have that one song stuck in my head again

[low hemlock]

[somber stream]

My money don't jiggle jiggle

[sleek harness]

You guys are childish

[low hemlock]

a cock‼️

like chicken

[fossil oasis]

Why is chat so horny today

[somber stream]

This isn't even horny

Just full blown homosexual

[sleek harness]

Gay

[fossil oasis]

I don't look in here all day, and then I decide to before bed and it's all sex and penis

[jaunty path]

Sex and penis

[wicked sentinel]

Collecting rations supports stim addiction. Attack speed and many other things. Say yes for crack

[fossil oasis]

[jaunty path]

Remember to collect as many tins as you can so you can make your team miserable

[ocean widget]

Im going to put you in a tin

[jaunty path]

They deserve it

[sleek harness]

No

[low hemlock]

NAUGHTY WORDS‼️ MANDATED EDICT: NAME WRITTEN ON SANTA’S NAUGHTY LIST💢‼️‼️‼️‼️

[agile raven]

[agile raven]

What is with you lot.

[fossil oasis]

Wdym?

[wicked sentinel]

Hate to be the one to say this but santa isn't real he only exist when you need your chimneys sweeped and you like to be have a daddy spank you when naughty

[fossil oasis]

Nah Santa is real, I saw him

[somber stream]

Santa is real, but he's busy preventing the elves from unionize

[low hemlock]

Santas been R E A L dud

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[low hemlock]

u just don’t have enough Christmas Belief Spirit in yah

[untold skiff]

Source: I saw it in a dream once.

[elder merlin]

Thats usually how it is

[elder merlin]

[fossil oasis]

It was revealed to me in a vision

[low hemlock]

Which means Santa is real

Case Closed

🎅

[wicked sentinel]

I mean he does like to call us a ho and give gifts from his huge sack

[fossil oasis]

Do you think Santa still delivers presents to the God-Emperor?

[formal mortar]

Santa owes me $20

[wicked sentinel]

Failure to pay for the ho services?

[somber stream]

Pretty sure Santa is one the Emperor's many alias. How else is a mf going to travel around the globe in 1 night

[ocean widget]

He goes out of his way to deliver to dr doom, I think he delivers to the emperor

[formal mortar]

Gas money for the sleigh, it doesn't actually run on reindeer

[ocean widget]

Warp magic

Oh and darkseid

[somber stream]

Big!

[sleek harness]

He owns you 20 dollars because he lost the bet that One Punch Man season 3 would be animated very well

[ocean widget]

The gift delivery not the teleportation

[formal mortar]

Imagine a world where anime studios didn't get swapped around and things can remain great from season to season

Impossible though

[low hemlock]

Based Dr. Doom would be that hero to help Santa

[jaunty path]

We should chain Animators to their desks

[ocean widget]

Nah dr doom gets coal

[somber stream]

Christmas is right around the corner huh

[ocean widget]

Oh wait no brain had a stroke

Darkseid gets coal

Dr doom gets armour polish

[wheat sphinx]

Why is Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker not Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker anymore?

What happened...

[ocean widget]

https://www.superherohype.com/comics/589913-how-doctor-doom-saved-christmas

[ocean widget]

Im showing off my qualification of tins

Because some fucks keep destroying undamaged tins

[somber stream]

Bunker food enjoyer

[wheat sphinx]

But why...

[ocean widget]

See here

[jaunty path]

Yeah but when you destroy them, don't you see maggots popping out..

[ocean widget]

Thats still from you missus

[jaunty path]

hey now

:(

[fossil oasis]

I think the maggots are in the tins

I will not be told otherwise

[round mica]

mmmmm maggots

[ocean widget]

I think you guys have maggots

Stay away from my tins

[jaunty path]

Dense I think you like eating maggots

[ocean widget]

You're the fucks putting maggots in tins

[fossil oasis]

How would we put them in if they're sealed?

[somber stream]

A bag of very expensive catfood got exposed to maggot once, i only used 1/3 of it, but i threw the entire thing after

[jaunty path]

Mf ITS FROM THE NURGLE CULTISTS

[fossil oasis]

Before breaking them

[ocean widget]

Well given they come out when you destroy them, you destroy them with maggots, shrimple

[jaunty path]

OF COURSE THERES MAGGOTS IN THEIR FOOD THEIR WHOLE THEME IS ROT AND DECAY

[fossil oasis]

Why are you eating catfood?

[somber stream]

They are crunchy

[ocean widget]

Its not their food though

[jaunty path]

Its been in their hands

[main zephyr]

Grey knights share 1 major thing with custodes both their gene seeds are from big E

[fossil oasis]

Nooo, the crunchy brown morsels are for cat not people

[ocean widget]

Youd make a great british copper

[clever horizon]

do custodes have gene seeds

[somber stream]

okay food police

[ocean widget]

Yeah, its called their balls

[clever horizon]

from the emperor himself 🙏

[main zephyr]

Yes directly from big E

[somber stream]

Globules >>>> Geneseeds

[main zephyr]

like they grey knights

[jaunty path]

I don't think geneseeds are in the balls.

I think it might be closer to the spine

[fossil oasis]

No more crunchy brown morsels

[clever horizon]

new class when

[jaunty path]

cookies and cream

[low hemlock]

KEEP SECURING EM RATIONZ PAL‼️

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[low hemlock]

not until next year

if so the Next Class most def putting bets on

SUSters of Battle

[wicked sentinel]

Heresy

[fossil oasis]

Nah, I doubt we'd get sisters of battle tbh

Not unless they where gonna do an Arbites style thing where they're not gonna be rejects

[low hemlock]

oh so? there’s that second hive that got susters of battle inside there

[somber stream]

There will be

[ocean widget]

Sisters of battle are too close to zealots ability wise tbf

[low hemlock]

it’s in the dialogues from the rejects

[frosty torrent]

No! They are tainted by chaos. Buzzing flies in Green smoke emits from them when they are touched.

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's what I was thinking

[somber stream]

Next year, new enemies, Jeans stealers

[clever horizon]

how would a sister of battle differ from zealot besides their skills being named battle trances

[fossil oasis]

It'd basically just be Zealot 2

[low hemlock]

Oh, but the Arbites isn’t a Veteran 2.0

[wicked sentinel]

Not my pants

[fossil oasis]

They can have my Jeans, Cargo Pants are better

[somber stream]

🤷‍♂️
👖

[ocean widget]

Man named father ills is saying bad things come from tins
People get ill from disease
Man is named ill
You know I think this might be a nurgle worshipper who wants people to starve

[low hemlock]

The sisters pf battle are known fpr their praying yes?

They will be more of an priest than em Smelly Loud Zealots

[somber stream]

🙇‍♂️
⁉️

[clever horizon]

sisters of battle wouls need six voices then since no penises

[wicked sentinel]

Would be nice to have a all female class to counter ogryn

[ocean widget]

Tyranids

[fossil oasis]

They'd probably just do 3, just like Ogryn having only 3 despite being single-gender

[low hemlock]

Hey I’d be happy to see more sisters of battle replacing more of em Zealots

gettin tired seeing em anyways

[clever horizon]

😔

[full smelt]

so most of the community is gambling on recovering the ration rn?

[ocean widget]

Yeah because recovery is good and destruction is bad

[wicked sentinel]

Yes the true believers

[fossil oasis]

Not always

[clever horizon]

not me

[sleek harness]

Probably people who doesn't know any better (not part of this deranged server)

[low hemlock]

Serves em Zealots right making fun of us Ogrynz

let the Sisters of Battle be a new replacement to the Zealots‼️

[ocean widget]

Just because you destroyed those children doesnt mean you can be anti recovery

[frosty torrent]

My epitaph comes from my actions in the hive. I have burned the illness out of many habstacks and what was I rewarded with for my faith, imprisonment. I was amongst the first on the war front against these cultists. Many of my comrades in the 21st died due to injection of the plague from drugs found in the hive. I and many others survived, the mobian 21st is still here, but we shall not forget their sacrifice. Interacting with these tainted rations will spell Doom for the planet. Your willful ignorance and insistence will damn us all.

I repeat, Destroy the rations, remember the mobian 21st!

[full smelt]

yum yum rations

[low hemlock]

vro we got the Mobien 53rd 🥀

[ocean widget]

Too many words
Executed for heresy

[formal mortar]

We recovering rations right?

[ocean widget]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

Destroy!!!

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but chaos cultists

:3

[fair bridge]

homie caught the bug from a dirty ration needle we need to destroy this shit man

[formal mortar]

And slapping fools who are destroying them with an electric fly swatter

[ocean widget]

Yee

[full smelt]

btw i hate when i get paired with bots, they are not programmed to pick up the rations so its all on me until someone else joins

[blazing ibex]

How about you swat the flies floating around the Emperor damned tins?!!!

[wicked sentinel]

Collect rations it is the Emperor's will

[low hemlock]

Who cares about em Mobien 21st anywayz

the Mobien 6th had a bigger sacrifice on Nox Alpha

[full smelt]

guys we can make ration cake if we hit 10 million!

[low hemlock]

Yeah‼️

[fossil oasis]

Bed time I think, goodnight chat
Remember, destroy the rations, or don't, idk

[frosty torrent]

I have already been condemned once by others and my faith remains pure. Your actions will damn us all.

I repeat, Destroy the rations, remember the mobian 21st!

[somber stream]

Rashun bad, destroy

[wicked sentinel]

May you have nightmares heretic

[somber stream]

Emprah proud

[wicked sentinel]

Lol goodnight

[fossil oasis]

:3

[full smelt]

cake for the emperor

[main zephyr]

Btw

The grey knights know big e's true name

[fossil oasis]

My cozy bed will stop them :3c

[somber stream]

Who doxxed big E

[low hemlock]

Chase while u are alsleep

me will collect more Rations

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!

[full smelt]

me rubbing my rations shaped belly

[somber stream]

Someone mpreg that fellow

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[fossil oasis]

Dreaming about ogryns collecting rashuns tonight

[main zephyr]

[low hemlock]

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

Shush, get in the tin

[main zephyr]

No remember nork deddog the greatest ogryn hero

[jaunty path]

Starts farting

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/toss-the-titan-games-throw-away-lift-hurl-gif-20035329

[low hemlock]

Mmmm~ gas

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[round mica]

did someone say rashuns?

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[wicked sentinel]

Yes we are trying to feed our pet ogryns

[round mica]

false

you are our pets

we take care of the lil uns

[low hemlock]

just name your self Mobien21stGlazer why don’t yah‼️

🫵

Bet me rations ye wont hah!

[wicked sentinel]

It's ok big guy we know you are superior -pets head-

[somber stream]

Then why would you address us as 'sah', something meant to use for superior? Curious

[round mica]

because we wanna give you a sense of importance

[frosty torrent]

These words you use are nonsense.

[round mica]

[somber stream]

[low hemlock]

Yeah…. just like the Mobein 21st

[round mica]

WE ARE BIGGEST AND BESTEST

[knotty bloom]

Just like the Grimoires we must collect the rations. “For the Emperor”.. I’m sure.

[low hemlock]

Mobien 21st fell to stems on the ground

W E A K‼️

[frosty torrent]

Nonsense!

[low hemlock]

[frosty torrent]

And you will do the same if you insist on consuming tainted food.

[wicked sentinel]

Book make smarter and rations make bigger

[frosty torrent]

Your weakness is your ignorance and your insistence will be your downfall.

[somber stream]

I have yet to play, but will give it a try later today

Skyrim has been all-consuming

[frosty torrent]

This greed will consume you and all those around you.

[round mica]

emprah says there’s strength in ignorance, and i’m very strong!

[shy sandal]

I'm staring at the tins, haven't decided on shooting or saving yet

[wicked sentinel]

I think it lasts only today I don't know. I know the buffs take effect tomorrow

[frosty torrent]

Unless you destroy the rations and remember the lessons of the mobian 21st.

[somber stream]

Burn it

[somber stream]

Events last for several weeks

[wicked sentinel]

Ah ok

[low hemlock]

Tru, at least Me wont end up like a mindless galaxy gas crackhead like
the sharded remains of the so called glorious Mobien 21st

[frosty torrent]

You misunderstand His words slab.

[low hemlock]

[somber stream]

Meanwhile Helldivers community is burning, for some reason

Never too old for drama huh

[shy sandal]

We eatin' nurgle starch with this one

[wicked sentinel]

They joined us true believers and dropped the false hope of democracy for the Lex

[low hemlock]

HERETIC!!! U DARE QUESTION THE WORD OF T H E EMPERA!!!!

[frosty torrent]

Again you speak nonsense.

[low hemlock]

@ripe tangle

BURN THIS HERESY‼️‼️‼️‼️

[round mica]

i enjoy watching the bickering because at the end of the day, it’s silly

[shy sandal]

Game literally kills your pc now... I was gonna buy it but i'd rather not buy a new ssd or cpu over a game

[somber stream]

It's very silly, yeah

[frosty torrent]

The only thing I question is why I am arguing to a wall.

[somber stream]

But several issues need to be addressed

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

Gluttony*
Greed is for money n shit

[somber stream]

So i've heard, but how common is this? If it's truly as severe as they said, steam would've done something about it

[low hemlock]

The Wall of Meat and Steel

Made of Empera’s Will and Hadron’s L O V E

[ocean widget]

Big bois a dozer

[shy sandal]

Not risking it though... Besides, it means money saved

[wicked sentinel]

Fed with the finest rations

[ocean widget]

Yeah you'd think that but a while back a game hacked a bunch of people's crypto wallets

Even longer before that a game had spyware

[somber stream]

Fair, only buy what you know you will enjoy playing

[frosty torrent]

Hoarding of tainted food is greed!

[somber stream]

Steam released a statement about this and took action, no?

[ocean widget]

Its not hoarding if im eating it all

[ocean widget]

Yeah, did take a little bit though and people's shit got fucked

[vocal hawk]

what’s a moebian 21st?

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[somber stream]

Also if it's crypto related, they had what was coming for them

[round mica]

in all honestly idek, in heard it’s common, uncommon, etc. the entire thing is he said she said. BUT.. there is no denying the game runs like ass regardless 90% of the time

[knotty bloom]

It’s for the greater good of the war effort.

[somber stream]

This i agree

[frosty torrent]

The mobian 21st are the very first agents of the Inquisition that were sent to fight on the planet.

[shy sandal]

What are you, the Tau?

[vocal hawk]

you’re lying. there has never been a moebian 21st

[round mica]

someone said in this server that helldivers 2 makes darktide feel like a fully flushed out game

[vocal hawk]

you’re confusing them with the moebian 53rd, who valiantly defeated the heretic forces at nox alpha

[wicked sentinel]

We didn't hear of them because they failed to eat rations

[somber stream]

Both are slop

[shy sandal]

How the tides have tabled... I forgot the quote

[somber stream]

Yet, here we are

Why are we like this

[frosty torrent]

||taking a step away from role-playing and joking around for a second. Just go play the campaign it's literally a part of it and was an event in Year One of the game.||

[astral basin]

Slop is still rationa

[round mica]

how the turns have tabled

[vocal hawk]

what are you talking about?

[somber stream]

🎣

[knotty bloom]

I shall not dignify that with a proper answer

[shy sandal]

Having fun and being whimsical is illegal in the darktide server, everyone needs to be sarcastic and sour at all times.

[vocal hawk]

there is no moebian 21st and never has been. you’re probably an agent of slaanesh or something trying to make me believe in falsities

[round mica]

no clue, but i always find myself coming back to Darktide more often than HD2

if i had to choose between the 2, i’d take DT over HD2 any day tbh

[formal mortar]

Darktide won't brick your pc

[round mica]

i genuinely feel like because i uninstalled hd2 my shit has ran smoother for other games

not even kidding

[somber stream]

Acktually..

[round mica]

the fear i had just having it even downloaded was insane

[shy sandal]

Malware removed, i mean, kernel anticheat

[frosty torrent]

|| Darktide had a year one anniversary event where they introduced stems into the game. The players that played during your one got some exclusive cosmetics representing that they are part of the mobian 21st and that event resulted in a new enemy type being the armored groaners in the game. They have the 21st armor on and the ones that survived the tainted stem injections which is in The narrative of the campaign are effectively the year one players.||

[formal mortar]

It's literally the gameguard that bricks parts, it has always been an ineffective tool and it gets into things it's not supposed to

[vocal hawk]

most dense darktide player challenge

[ocean widget]

This game had events where it wasn't a portrait reward?

[ocean widget]

No, thats me

[vocal hawk]

they’re some hot ass portraits tho

🤤

[wooden pilot]

That, and the aquilas xbox controversy. Heh

[ocean widget]

Also armoured box walkers

[somber stream]

That's evil nvm i thought pox burster

[frosty torrent]

||I'm dictating on my phone so yeah it does pick up some words differently.||

[ocean widget]

Well if youre dictating thatd explain the box

[whole glade]

guh

[shy sandal]

Should o install Valorant, Battlefield 6 and Helldivers 2 to my pc and see which anticheat is the dog shittiest of them all?

[frosty torrent]

||yep it was an entire armor set.||

[whole glade]

tf you gayasses talking about?

[somber stream]

Battlefield 6 is working so far

Have yet to see any cheater

[ocean widget]

Make sure u get r6s

[vocal hawk]

ah yes the infamous helldivers 2 cheating problem

[abstract fiber]

muh pve coop game sanctity

[ocean widget]

Do horde shooters even get cheated on?

[shy sandal]

I already have that one...

[frosty torrent]

#darktide-pics-vids message

[formal mortar]

Gameplay wise, what's the effects of recovering rations vs destroying?

[ocean widget]

Damn

[ocean widget]

Something in zealot chat showed it

Happens at 100 and 350 rations recovered or destroyed

[round mica]

allow me to introduce myself

[lethal solstice]

• in mission (triggered per certain amount of pickups each):
  • recover spawns bulwark waves (50), plague ogryns (100), and 2 plague ogryns with ogryn wave (350)
  • destroy spawns armored groaner waves (50), captain (100), and twins (350)
• daily total (presumably):
  • if destroyed wins: ranged buff for players, infinite ranged cleave/double ammo; inferno circumstance mission; more hordes, armored groaner replacement
  • if recovered wins: stimm buff, attack speed/reload speed/dodge speed/dodge distance/more stamina; walking giants circumstance mission; head parasite mutator; mutant waves

(in mission spawns scale per difficulty, listed is auric)

[vocal hawk]

what are we talking about

[frosty torrent]

||that is the armor set excluding the helmet which was a beta player exclusive. The headpiece is a gas mask for the zealot. I can try to get a picture of it when I get home, unless someone else posted it.||

[vocal hawk]

is this a new mission or something

[ocean widget]

See above

[abstract fiber]

yea they do get cheaters but it's not that common cause it's coop, and when it does occur 'usually' doesnt affect others

[ocean widget]

The event

[vocal hawk]

darktide? ew!!!

[whole glade]

is it weird that i wanted to be part of a mafia or mob?

as a kid

[ocean widget]

Yes

[whole glade]

uh oh

[ocean widget]

Still less aquilas than what console players got

[formal mortar]

Nice, sounds easy peasy

[frosty torrent]

||honestly I have no idea what you're talking about cuz I play on PC.||

[formal mortar]

Had someone destroying them in the game and then complain that we got a plague ogryn to deal with lol

Because I was spamming recovery on them

Plague Oggys are easy to deal with and destroying is for traitors

[shy sandal]

Some people REALLY care about reputation, then you have PD2 players who will use crashers to kill your game over what build you are using.

[ocean widget]

Way back when, console players got a fuck ton of aquilas, PC players complained because they played for a year with nothing, FS gave them a couple outfits and told them to stop Pearl clutching and thus the pearl clutching meme was born

[ocean widget]

Payday 2, payday 2 never changes

[formal mortar]

I miss payday 2

[elder merlin]

Fatshark is still abunch of bastards for that

[abstract fiber]

early hd2 cheaters did things like give everyone in the party maxed samples and resources

[ocean widget]

Same
Now they've added a monthly subscription

[ocean widget]

Yup

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

To payday 3?

[formal mortar]

To payday 2

[frosty torrent]

||anyway back to your regularly scheduled program of me being a grizzled old preacher with PTSD.||

[ocean widget]

Nah pd2

[formal mortar]

They increased the dlc price and added a subscription

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[elder merlin]

Im interested in Den of Wolves

[ocean widget]

Pay the subscription to get all tbe dlc without buying it

Or buy all the dlc that they made more expensive

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

Glad i bought the super edition with all the dlc forever ago

[ocean widget]

Yeah you can either pay a monthly fee to access the dlc without buying it or buy the dlc which costs more

[ocean widget]

Good

[elder merlin]

Looks like payday is a dead game series now

[ocean widget]

Btw theres more dlc you probably have to buy

[abstract fiber]

payday is so cooked theyre collabing with the not-payday roblox game that has 300x payday's DAU

[ocean widget]

Notoriety or smth

[elder merlin]

I havent played it in forever, dont think im ever gonna now though

[ocean widget]

Its called "a payday experience" I think

[formal mortar]

Yeah they absolutely fucked payday 3 then decided they would try to squeeze more out of payday 2 by raising prices

[shy sandal]

Payday and Team Fortress can rot in hell for all i care, their communities deserve that

[abstract fiber]

it's just funny that someone made a roblox knockoff of payday that gets almost a million active players

[ocean widget]

I played a bit of it, its alright

Not the same as PD2 but its a game

[formal mortar]

roblox needs shut down

[ocean widget]

It ain't unfortunately unless what's his name cracks it open

The nonce catcher with the telly show

[abstract fiber]

theyre just addicted to letting kids get groomed

[formal mortar]

I'm glad I convinced my sister to not let me niece play that anymore

[abstract fiber]

oh you came to us with evidence of users grooming kids, thanks we're gonna ban you and bury this

[formal mortar]

Chris Handsome?

[ocean widget]

Thats the fucker

Chris hansen

[formal mortar]

Yeah

Everytime he's brought up I just remember the Booty Warrior

[untold skiff]

Fleece johnson

Don't ask how I know the name off the top off my head

[formal mortar]

Nah it's pretty common knowledge tbh

[wheat sphinx]

What...

With Notoriety???

[ocean widget]

Yeah they did it ages ago

[wheat sphinx]

What...

[ocean widget]

Game got pulled and went back up with the name notoriety: a payday experience or smth

Think it was round when roblox called their games experiences

[wheat sphinx]

Starbreeze bro

Do something good for once

[elder merlin]

Cause its free

[jaunty path]

Okay so

[somber stream]

We need a class war

[rocky radish]

99.9% vs 0.1%?

[somber stream]

Hmm

That's the ideal outcome

Reality it's 50% vs 49.9% + 0.1%

[misty trench]

seeing a lot of violations of the 80/20 rule rn smh

[somber stream]

People got too comfortable with their current lifestyle

smh

[jaunty path]

what are we talking about

Are we talking about aliens

[misty trench]

working class zealots rising up against the bourgeois psykers

[jaunty path]

That game was fun I used to play it a lot. It seems to get a shit ton more updates and actual care from the devs than payday itself

Lmfao

And overkill is already jumping ship on payday 3

Which is just

Hilarious.

[wheat sphinx]

oh hi Aquila

I am sitll getting that comm btw

Just gotta wait

first on hand is something with a friend

[misty trench]

no worries lol

[flint mauve]

the 99% would lose

[wheat sphinx]

Considering my artist friend recieved like 3 comms from my friends me included

he might do a sketch for free, I'll beg him

And it will be Auric Male

[astral basin]

Oh

God

[flint mauve]

what does being an auric male entail

[astral basin]

The fact that i know the context

[wheat sphinx]

My fursona mogging with my Vet's helmet

Aquila's idea

[formal mortar]

People saying the rations are corrupted D:

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah I saw a Reddit guy saying it

I am like, yeah so?

The citizens of Tertium are HUNGRY

[flint mauve]

theyre kinda stinky

[wheat sphinx]

They must consoom

[formal mortar]

Rations are rations

[somber stream]

It won't be 99%, never was

[formal mortar]

Something is bugged tho

[astral basin]

The rations were stolen bc dregs be hungry
Not all of them are like the karnak twins
We stealing the back

[formal mortar]

My swings stop sometimes, and then I'm locked in holding a swing for like 5 seconds that never comes out

[autumn summit]

Also why are we knicking rations?

Is the goddamn mourningstar running out of food?

[blazing ibex]

I mean. They got an aura. And flies.

[formal mortar]

The rations were stolen from us

[wheat sphinx]

We need to give something for the Shipmistress to poison her enemies with

[knotty bloom]

The people yearn for rations

[formal mortar]

I think if they were bad rations they wouldn't have us recovering them tho tbf

[wheat sphinx]

Remember the blighted stimms

that the mobian 51st injected themselves with

[astral basin]

“Planned to poison my enemies”
“Accidentally started a plague”

[autumn summit]

But that means more maps!

[formal mortar]

lol

[autumn summit]

More places where we can fight

[formal mortar]

I'm playing an ogryn I can't be destroying rations

[autumn summit]

Fuck atoma's citizens, theres more maps and missions

[wheat sphinx]

I want to end Atoma Hunger

that's why I am recovering them

[formal mortar]

What do you mean more maps and missions?

[autumn summit]

So LETS FEED THEM BAD RATIONS, AND HAVE MORE VARIATY MAPS

[autumn summit]

More places TO KILL

[long trench]

I am recovering them cuz 1 is more convinient to press

[astral basin]

Isnt poisoning accessible food a war crime?

[formal mortar]

Oh I get what you're saying

[autumn summit]

We're in the 40k