general-chat

[upper citrus]

technically we stole the stimms from them

hi rat

[sleek harness]

Technically they stole the stims from Atoma

[thick coyote]

21st hordes

[thick coyote]

Captain

Twins

Apparently yeah

[ripe tangle]

is chocolate pizza really pizza?

[hushed mist]

Im thinking celerity and combat stims

[sleek harness]

Yes

[thick coyote]

There's a code for syringe buffs on this event
Probably revealed tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Also I have a sibling that likes that

[ripe tangle]

I’ve never had it

it seems wrong to me idk why

[sleek harness]

It is

[thick coyote]

For recovered

[upper citrus]

rat ignored me :c

[misty trench]

chocolate pizza if we're talking like, as a pure dessert thing, is good

[thick coyote]

For destroyed it's ranged buffs

[sleek harness]

Hello Sqltzipire

[thick coyote]

Probably revealed soon™

[upper citrus]

wtf is chocolate pizza

[ripe tangle]

Have you had it before?

[sleek harness]

Pizza with chocolate

Like

[upper citrus]

that sounds horrible

[sleek harness]

Melted ones

[gaunt wind]

Chocolate bread, chocolate sauce, chocolate toppings

[sleek harness]

I don't judge anyone who likes it

[blazing ibex]

It's literally a dessert pizza

[sleek harness]

After all my sibling likes it

[upper citrus]

i do, yall weird

[gaunt wind]

Choco-tacos are the shit though

[blazing ibex]

Like I actually don't get what's weird about that

[upper citrus]

cause youre part of the problem

[gaunt wind]

Ogryns would love chocolate Pizza

[blazing ibex]

There is no problem here.

[ripe tangle]

Ogryns will eat anything though

[sleek harness]

Ogryns would love rat pizzas

[tawny gorge]

no

[upper citrus]

pigs love cuddling in their own shit

[ripe tangle]

They’ll eat tin cans if you tell them it’s food

[blazing ibex]

It's basically a pastry.

[sleek harness]

Sister, they aren't dogs

[gaunt wind]

Yeah but Ogryns know when theyve got some gourmet shit on their hands trust

[blazing ibex]

It's just called a pizza because of how it's set up

[misty trench]

yea though what I had was like, dessert oriented pastry as the base with chocolate and marshmallows on it

it's not a fuckin pizza base with chocolate or whatever the rat thinks

[ripe tangle]

They actuallu don’t, pigs will poop away from their food and bedding if you give them enough space to seperate them from their toilet

[sleek harness]

It's mud not shit

[ripe tangle]

pig farmers tend to not give pigs a seperate space

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[upper citrus]

exactly, given better choices even pigs are smart enough

we are devolving

[sleek harness]

Okay I have a question

Is events becoming like Helldiver's Major Orders?

[gaunt wind]

To be fair its kind of hard to tell shit apart from mud from a distance

[sleek harness]

Because we got the choice to get the rations back or destroy it

[upper citrus]

not at all, is more like skulls event from vt2

[ripe tangle]

I remember reading a greentext story about a kid who brought lamuhcans to school in a school that was mostly Italians and other kids thinking they were eating a cursed pizza

[upper citrus]

major orders can be lost, this event is uphill only

[whole glade]

should i grind havoc until i want to rip my nutz off?

[misty trench]

sounds like cope over being exposed to the SUPERIOR dish

[sleek harness]

Major Orders are mostly rigged tbh

[upper citrus]

still, you get the point

[sleek harness]

No I don't

[ripe tangle]

ngl lamuhcans are insanely good

[sleek harness]

Explain it 3 times longer

[upper citrus]

no, is not a major order, is just a counter going up

[round mica]

ogryn mains

[sleek harness]

Didn't explained in 3 times longer

[upper citrus]

sorry, short is all i have, a blessing and a curse

[misty trench]

legit, that and gozleme

[sleek harness]

Can't see it then

Sorry

[round mica]

ogryn mains can you tell me if this line is traight https://i.ibb.co/KpYFmKpv/image.png

[upper citrus]

yes

[thick coyote]

It's more like voting than Major Orders

[ripe tangle]

also Borek

[upper citrus]

^

what higui said

[ripe tangle]

I love Borek

[sleek harness]

I vote to destroy the rations

[thick coyote]

Too bad recovering is winning

[sleek harness]

It's probably poised

[thick coyote]

🚬

[upper citrus]

except the voting is rigged because of the abysmal dogshit default keybinds

[thick coyote]

I'm also on team destroy

[misty trench]

and borek loves us

[thick coyote]

[whole glade]

i will be listening to cattle decap

[sleek harness]

Because

[whole glade]

and no one can stop my ass

[upper citrus]

whatever was on number 1 is going to win

regardless of the outcome

[sleek harness]

That's the point of voting

Dumbass

[upper citrus]

so true bestie

[sleek harness]

Don't call me that

[whole glade]

first we mine

then we craft

such a peak movie

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[round mica]

who just pinged me

[thick coyote]

Because I'm being promised ranged buffs

Selling my vote fr fr

[ocean widget]

you blind

[sleek harness]

Where

[thick coyote]

[ocean widget]

#zealot-class message

[thick coyote]

In the code

[round mica]

holy shit you were righty infront of my eyes and i didnt see you

got some camoflage shit going on

[thick coyote]

Aka nothing official yet

[whole glade]

HAHAHAHA

[ocean widget]

2 members kek @surreal solstice

[whole glade]

That statement has rendered me most amused

kekw indeed my good sir

[fiery wave]

No. Controller is DPAD Left and right. Left is consumables so you might wastes them. Right is Inspect weapons.

Left is recovery, Right is Destroy.

[little marten]

Darktide on controller?

[upper citrus]

well this is darktide, i bet majority of players is on mnk

[little marten]

I spit on you

[ocean widget]

sick
mnk its 1 to recover 2 to destroy

[upper citrus]

^

[little marten]

Actually that’s really aggressive I take that back

[upper citrus]

abysmal dogshit

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-french-tease-insult-gif-25991610

[upper citrus]

since most people play melee, they just press 1 to not swap, thats why destroy is losing horribly

[little marten]

I bite my thumb at you filthy capulet

[blissful kiln]

/spit

[sleek harness]

Better than Keyboard

[upper citrus]

ragebait

[little marten]

Ok when did you come out of your lobotomy

[sleek harness]

1899

[little marten]

Old timer

U.K. supermarkets really butcher salmon

They cut their fillets in half so they’re like 2 inches wide for some stupid reason

[true tendon]

Anyone else notice matchmaking canceling itself

[blazing ibex]

First time?

[zealous viper]

are we destroying the rations or saving them?

[ocean widget]

saving

[zealous viper]

our entire ship is going to get the plague </3

[ocean widget]

the tins are sealed and undamaged so they're safe to eat

[split mauve]

anyone got a mod to disable the last wound visual effect

it's really pretty bad

[blazing ibex]

doesn't work like that

[ocean widget]

as a brit
yes it does

[split mauve]

yeah i don't think nurgle's plague really cares about that

[blazing ibex]

There's a reason rejects don't pick up heretic weaponry.

[ocean widget]

because they're not tins of food

[thick fog]

destroying because captains dont deserve it

[blazing ibex]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/17

[split mauve]

i did see that one but i saw it was last update 2 years ago and some people say it doesn't work in the comments

not sure if they are wrong

[blazing ibex]

I use it. It works as far as I can tell. But it's just called something weird in the menu. Can't remember and I'm not at my computer to find out though.

Also.

I yearn for the day this doesn't have to be a mod.

[thick fog]

it still works good to this day

[split mauve]

ok will do then, thanks

[thick fog]

the mod page says it has not been updated but in-game it has arbites screen effects featured

[thick coyote]

Eat the tins

🗣️

[feral vessel]

fatshark pls i dont want to play clandenstium again

a

[sleek harness]

We should destroy

But people (idiots) are saving it

[prisma owl]

Ah, "Iconoclasts"

[feral vessel]

fascinating that you of all people say it

nosh stealer i bet

[sleek harness]

Wdym

Do I look like a thief?

[grave plaza]

you're ratling yes

[sleek harness]

Idiot

[grave plaza]

nah ratling maxxing

[sleek harness]

That's 40k dwarves

Dumbass

[grave plaza]

you're ratling

rat-ratling

[sleek harness]

I am not

[grave plaza]

yes you are, mr ratling

you stealing

rashun

[sleek harness]

I am not a dwarf

[prisma owl]

I don't steal rations, i burn them

[sleek harness]

@glossy bear

This is a dwarf

[grave plaza]

that's the short stack

you're ratling

[zealous viper]

yeh thas what im doing

[sleek harness]

You are writing it wrong

[grave plaza]

is correct, ratling

[sleek harness]

No

[grave plaza]

😙 yes

[little marten]

Happy Diwali all 🙏

[prisma owl]

What's that ?

[blazing ibex]

Probably don't know better.

Not everyone knows the golden rule in 40k.

[little marten]

Festival of light

[prisma owl]

Oh

[grave plaza]

i thought those indian color powder

[feral vessel]

yes

[prisma owl]

So many of them are going to get reported to the Inquisition

[thorny cave]

It’s like Christmas in India I think? Not 100

[maiden talon]

Pretty much every ration tin I've found explodes in green gas so XD

[fair bridge]

waaat

[little marten]

It’s a biggie

[fair bridge]

i just pick them up

[grave plaza]

oh wait i think color powder are Holi

[maiden talon]

If you look at them closely they got flies around them, and if you destroy chunks and green gas appears

[little marten]

Yes that’s Holi!

I’d forgotten the name of that one

[wooden pilot]

The biggums needs their rashums!

[grave plaza]

you like indian culture?

[maiden talon]

Also I love the notification art for the rations shows them with worms crawling in it XD

[little marten]

Sure do

[grave plaza]

rare

[little marten]

Fascinating place tbh would love to visit for a month or so at some point

[prisma owl]

They got some of the best food

[maiden talon]

Honestly no matter what you pick, the hive is completely f'ed

[little marten]

Hell yeah they do my best friend is Indian and I lived with him and some others and the kitchen was always popping

[prisma owl]

I went there once, sure there are it's ups and downs but it was an experience

[thick coyote]

Would you rather beat poor people and steal their food or beat poor people and destroy their food

[low hemlock]

“Dont look so bad … had worse!”
^ Bully Ogryn

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[low hemlock]

🍴

[maiden talon]

Feeding them to ogryn is how we get the big plague bois

[prisma owl]

Correction, they are heretics and i'll destroy the corruption

[low hemlock]

If Ogryn can drink from contaminated water from the Silo Mission

then a few flies in his Ration would be E X T R A P R O T E I N‼️‼️

[thick coyote]

[Dogmatic]

[maiden talon]

Would be funny the more rations that are 'reclaimed', the more poxwalkers spawn in

[low hemlock]

steal they food, not like they’ll last long within Atoma anywayz

especially with Scabs and Abomination roaming 24/7

[maiden talon]

And like hundreds of deamonhosts hanging out casually

[low hemlock]

plus, Plague Ogryns, Beasts of Nurgle, Chaos Spawn

[maiden talon]

Also the hundreds of thousands of poxwalkers already around

and apparently the whole ass deamon that's kinda just growing in the city

[low hemlock]

Whole army of Crushers w/ Maulers with an sprinkle of Scab Ragers

the fact atoma hasn’t fallen is an God Empera miracle in itself

if it weren’t for the Rejects

[cold quiver]

Guys is the new event good

[maiden talon]

It's fun, lots of shock troop

and rashuns

[cold quiver]

What does keeping/destroying the rations even do? Summon hordes?

[prisma owl]

We get to decide wether people get to eat or not

[maiden talon]

summon different enemy types, also possible story effects

[cold quiver]

Oh so like only lore reason? Thats cool, kind of like The Outlast Trials does it

[thick coyote]

Recovered summons Ogryns, plague ogryn, plague ogryn+ ogryn

[prisma owl]

If you cleanse the rations the population decide to rebel against us, and if that happens: deliver the Emperor's Mercy upon them

[thick coyote]

Destroying summons 21st horde, captains, twins

[maiden talon]

You destroy rations, people starve, you give them the rations, they're pretty much all tainted

[thick coyote]

It's like 50 for the first

[prisma owl]

The former is a preferable outcome

[maiden talon]

Regular citizens are screwed over either way, unless they pray real damn hard

[prisma owl]

Better to spend your last moments knowing you were loyal to the Emperor than be damned for eternity over a morsel of food and heretical lies

[grave plaza]

You have to consider not go north, since my indian friend said place like Delhi has smog issue, then Mumbai slum you can be seen on tiktok, south is nicer place you can go without goes health issue.

[maiden talon]

The rations are full of nurgle worms too. Though arguably that could make them taste better

[feral vessel]

this conspiracy nonsense about the rations being tainted is getting annoying

[maiden talon]

.... It's literally not conspiracy

[feral vessel]

my theory is that, since it was rations stolen from a loyalist convoy, it is, in fact, NOT tainted

[maiden talon]

Stolen and then handled by nurgle cultists

[feral vessel]

Still tinned and unopened.

[hazy stone]

i saw 2 large ones plop out of a beast of nurgle. The shits nasty

[maiden talon]

Like that's ever stopped nurgle

[maiden talon]

The art pieces for the rations have worms coming out of them, destroying them give a cloud of green gas and they're surrounded by flies

definitely safe and sealed

[feral vessel]

unrelated but stimming someone with a health stimm also releases a green cloud. coincidence? (j)

[maiden talon]

We're fine, we're loyal servants of emprah

[maiden talon]

I love the idea that nurgle took green as his colour because that's the colour of healing

[low hemlock]

yea if Rejects survived against all olds, whats stopping them‼️

[feral vessel]

i will eat a thousand rations to prove that they are, in fact, not tainted

[arctic escarp]

it was me barry

I stopped them

[maiden talon]

Oh boy, another plague ogryn

[little marten]

Yeah I’d want to avoid those places

[low hemlock]

BASED AND OGRYN PILLED PAL‼️

[grave plaza]

[maiden talon]

I wonder if the heretics stole rations mostly because their own ogryns have been hangry

[arctic escarp]

most likely

[maiden talon]

I mean it does summon heretic ogryn when you recover them

[little marten]

What is the in-depth lore behind this filler event?!?

[maiden talon]

Food

[little marten]

Dan Abnett wrote the stolen rations event and that’s it

[arctic escarp]

sometimes zealot chat gives good info out of the freakiness

[maiden talon]

So... more mutated enemies if we recover them

[little marten]

Whose winning atm

[maiden talon]

recover

[little marten]

Sad

[maiden talon]

yeah

[little marten]

Guess I’m gonna have to pull an all nighter and instigate a famine

[grave plaza]

recover? i get destoy

[maiden talon]

Though I bet most people aren't really caring about which wins, just which is easier

[slim axle]

WHY IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME ARE YOU ALL NEAR HERETICS RECOVERING THE CLEARLY CORRUPTED RATIONS

[grave plaza]

mine is destory winning

[maiden talon]

Hey I been smashing the bad rations every time

[arctic escarp]

yea with how destroying rations spawns more dangerous enemies

[hazy stone]

Think this event will have any sort of impact on the story based on who wins?

[arctic escarp]

I can see why recovering is winning

[arctic escarp]

i would hope so

[maiden talon]

Yeah spawning scab generals does really slow things down

[arctic escarp]

reminds of TF2's Soldier vs Demo

[maiden talon]

Assholes with their shield nonsense

[arctic escarp]

I was a wee lil lad back then...

[zinc marsh]

Look i just roast them with the flamer before picking them up.
Clearly purified

[slim axle]

TOTALLY NOT AN NEW MISSION WHERE WE WIPE OUT AN NURGLE CULT FORMING IN THE MORNINGSTAR

[gaunt wind]

You do NOT want an Ogryn hunger strike

[maiden talon]

... You know I have been hoping for a mission based on the mourningstar

[slim axle]

(same)

[maiden talon]

Gotta clean the engine bay of heretic scum

[hazy stone]

brunt recovery unit

[slim axle]

imagine, we go in the Morningstar ship lower decks

really claustrophobic mission

[maiden talon]

We find Brunt has already been smushing heretics on the ship and he lost track of time

[ocean widget]

it wont be

just play RT
you'll see how big the mourningstar actually is

[jaunty path]

WORSHIP SATAN!!!!!

[maiden talon]

Yeah, the ship is bigger than most cities

[ocean widget]

the lower decks are fucking massive

generations of families live on RT ships

[zinc marsh]

we're just in the bridge, right?

[jaunty path]

I LOVE THE DEVIL AND I ENDORSE THE ACTIONS OF HIM AND HIS FOLLOWERS!!!!

[slim axle]

WHAT

WHAT

[ocean widget]

maybe?

[zinc marsh]

calm down kevin

[maiden talon]

Who is this 'satan' person and is he a heretic

[ocean widget]

definitely a part of it

[slim axle]

HERETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[zinc marsh]

CALM DOWN KEVIN

[maiden talon]

I think someone forgot their meds

[jaunty path]

I'm officially Evil

[slim axle]

I KILL YOU

I KKILL YOU WITH MY WIZARD GUN

[jaunty path]

Sends nukes to ur mailbox

[maiden talon]

Anyway I have heretical drawing to do

[zinc marsh]

-# sadly, you lack the gif perms to do so

[slim axle]

(my psyker is named after a commonly used medicine to treat schizophrenia)

RisperidoneTheSeer

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

I wanna name my arby I am The Sex

But unfortunately Fatshark is woke

[maiden talon]

It's time to bring lexy back

[hazy stone]

i saw one psyker named "pre-chaos spawn"

[slim axle]

he will have lots of lex, lexing and lexy times

[thick coyote]

The unukebomber

[maiden talon]

Sex is obviously inferior to THE LEX

[zinc marsh]

Maul Arbites named "The Lex" because all he can remember is he is the lex

[arctic escarp]

also arbitrators treat the Lex as if its the bible

[zinc marsh]

alternatively: Batman and Robin

[maiden talon]

Thou shalt not talk shit about the Lex

[jaunty path]

It is

Mandated edict: Eating farts

[zinc marsh]

bruva shits so boring it dont even have a back-book summary

[arctic escarp]

Maul is genuinely psychopatic

[jaunty path]

Yes he is

[river elbow]

"Sometimes even the rocks are heretics." Is a quote that comes to mind whenever I think about how zealous the Maul is about the Lex Imperialis.

[maiden talon]

Mandated Edict: Deadlift the Lex, extended edition

[arctic escarp]

like this gal treats having an imagination as deception to ones self

and deception is a crime to the Lex

[zinc marsh]

I Cast Suplex™

[jaunty path]

HUH?

Lol

[maiden talon]

May the emporer preserve your spine

[zinc marsh]

May the omnissiah be able to rebuild it after my great success

[river elbow]

Yeah. It's a conversation between male Loose Cannon and male Maul.

LC: "There's a heretic lurking under every rock, ain't there?"

M: "Sometimes even the rocks are heretics."

[zinc marsh]

sometimes even reality's a cop

[arctic escarp]

like I said genuinely psychopatic

[maiden talon]

That man needs a hug

[arctic escarp]

nah nah

[maiden talon]

Preferably in body armour

[arctic escarp]

I love my psychopatic unhinged police brutality king

[gaunt wind]

I would say the rocks on a chaos corrupted world are heretics

[solid roost]

dude needs a hug from a straitjacket

[river elbow]

He needs another pack of Marlboros.

[arctic escarp]

truly a good representation of what the Arbitrators are

[gaunt wind]

If only they had faith in the Emperor

[solid roost]

real

[solid roost]

every arby in every book i’ve read has been a good character as far as i can remember

[jaunty path]

What does that even mean 😭 does he just wanna bomb it??

[maiden talon]

Well yeah, if you had a whole book from the Maul's perspective it would mostly just be internal listing of what parts of the lex were not adhered to

You kinds have to make books from the perspective of more relatable characters

[river elbow]

He'll just say its the Will of the Lex or something.

[solid roost]

yeah in the game you can be a tad more realistic i guess since they just obliterate anything that goes against the lex in lore

[river elbow]

Fatalist and maybe, just maybe, Authoritarian are a bit more lenient in their interpretation on the Lex Imperialis. Fatalist for sure, though.

[arctic escarp]

I mean Cain wouldnt be as popular as a character I imagine if he's one of the common turnover of going through the Schola

[solid roost]

GW manager keeps recommending cain

i got night lords instead

[bitter matrix]

Is there increased ogryn spawns or something

[solid roost]

i think

in the event there’s angry ogryn which is what it sounds like

[thick coyote]

Event

[bitter matrix]

Yeah That's what I meant

[thick coyote]

Yup

Recovering too much

50 is a wave of bulwarks

100 should be plague ogryn

[rain tangle]

hey guys

how's the game?

[thick coyote]

350 is plague ogryn brute conscript

[low hemlock]

Cuz I am H U N G R Y simple as

[thick coyote]

It's going good

[bitter matrix]

Heaven forbid a fellow has an appetite smh

[languid hazel]

I am gonna channel my inner Authoritarian and make it illegal to be mean to me :3

[thick coyote]

The Japanese Arbites?

[languid hazel]

The whut

[thick coyote]

Authoritarian

[rain tangle]

well then, i'll be back

[thick coyote]

He has a Japanese accent

[rain tangle]

miss kill heretics

[thick coyote]

Male Authoritarian

[arctic escarp]

gonna channel my inner Maul

and just be hated by everybody

😈

[thick coyote]

Have I ever heard a fatalist before

Which one is Kerilian

[pseudo timber]

Bug chat

[pseudo timber]

So like what's better, keeping or destroying rashuns

[tawny gorge]

latter

[pseudo timber]

that filthy ah food

Patooie

Crushers just droppin beans and chaos

[ocean widget]

1960s version

[ocean widget]

keeping

the tins are undamaged

[vestal mantle]

Im gonna damage

Dont trust dem hairy ticks

[blazing ibex]

Golden rule of 40k. If it sounds like the more empathetic choice, it's most likely the wrong choice.

Destroy them all.

[pseudo timber]

Is rev it up good?

[ocean widget]

wrong actually

its the more strategic choice

just because you're recovering them doesnt mean you're giving them to hungry people

[pseudo timber]

No, chaos beans is not the wave brother

[blazing ibex]

Don't listen to this Iconoclast.

[ocean widget]

i think i know more about whether a tin is safe than you do

[pseudo timber]

It literally has green aura with flies

[ocean widget]

its meh
better options though

[ocean widget]

thats just you buddy

[pseudo timber]

NUH uh

Maybe the green aura

No flies I swear

[little marten]

Why not 😈

[vestal mantle]

Imagine recovering rashuns to destroy them at an incinyrater

[arctic escarp]

fem maul

[arctic escarp]

too exhausted

[thick coyote]

Oh so I probably never heard fatalist before

Welp, time to visit krall

[arctic escarp]

the fem cops are surprisingly rarer than the men

heeey maybe thas a reflection of irl cops gender gap or somethin

but they are no less

• nerdy
• cynical
• psycophatic

[ocean widget]

while possible
the customization for women in darktide compared to men just sucks

[maiden talon]

If the game was in 3rd person, fem would be more common

[ocean widget]

nah

the clothing is modelled for male bodies

even for female characters

[arctic escarp]

broski

the women wear full plate armor

what is there to look at

[ocean widget]

women in plate armour duh

[maiden talon]

Even the astartes got cake

[thick coyote]

Yeah that's already a thing

[arctic escarp]

I do wish

[ocean widget]

malarkey did ask what there was to look at in 3rd person

[arctic escarp]

we get different proportions on cosmetic between body types..

[ocean widget]

one more woman in plate armour

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[jaunty path]

I need to be lookin at a big ol jiggly butt while I'm playing you don't understand

[maiden talon]

I mean, the games cosmetics would be more fun if we weren't in first person. Though direct view of the very... Um, non-heretical looking gloves is alwasy nice

[ocean widget]

i just shove my characters in helmets and call it a day unless they're offbrand geralt or tequila sunset

[tawny gorge]

to darktide this doesnt apply

[arctic escarp]

funny cuz

this one of the reasons why even male players play fem characters

[ocean widget]

until women get more haircuts that actually look like you didn't give a 6 year old an electric razor it wont apply

[arctic escarp]

in games where you can look at your character directly over a 1st person view

dat ass broski

[jaunty path]

Indeed

Sniff

[arctic escarp]

ONG

[ocean widget]

[tawny gorge]

[thick coyote]

Gasmask soldier peak

[arctic escarp]

also fem characters generally have better customization than the men

all Im saying is

[jaunty path]

It's true

[arctic escarp]

sexualize the men too video game devs

[jaunty path]

^

[ocean widget]

doesnt apply to darktide unfortunately

[jaunty path]

We need bubble butt twinks

We demand it

[arctic escarp]

we need bubble butt bears

[jaunty path]

^

[ocean widget]

surprisingly some games have neither without mods

like someone bashed an otter with a hammer and called it a day

[jaunty path]

Helldivers 2 mods

[ocean widget]

could never be fucked with body mods in bethesda games so played as women for that sweet sweet 10% more damage to most enemies

dont think any other game ive seen so far has gender based perks

[arctic escarp]

fnv has

well ig thas bethesda too..

funny how if you wanna maximize damage in fnv

either you

• become gay
• be a woman

because 90% of enemies are male

[jaunty path]

They need more jiggle physics. Even on flat chests I want that shit like water

The Emperor demands it

[ocean widget]

same in every bethesda game

even skyrims got a gender based perk

[graceful viper]

yoo everyone supp

howdy

[tawny gorge]

or become bi since you can take both

which is the only choice for both if you wanna maximize damage lol, be bi

[ocean widget]

yup
the only bethesda game where u can be bi

hey @ripe tangle hows VTM

[tawny gorge]

skyrim

[ocean widget]

nah

gender perk is only for opposite

[tawny gorge]

you can marry the same sex lol

[ocean widget]

thats gay not bi

marrying a man doesnt give you 10% more damage towards them

[tawny gorge]

being able to marry both man and woman is bi

[ocean widget]

true
however no 10% dmg buff

which excludes it

bethesda could've just never added specific gender requirements for marriages while a perk would be an intentional feature

[little marten]

Bye

They should just take romance out of videos games

[ocean widget]

obsidian did that with fuckin whats it called

outer worlds 2

[tawny gorge]

i like it when they give you differences when playing as a man or a woman or a nord or a breton or a cat or a cow

[tawny gorge]

WE WORK

[ocean widget]

[tawny gorge]

TO EARN THE RIGHT

TO WORK

[little marten]

I don’t need to go collect 6 fart flowers to get a single dialogue line being told I’m loved by a pixel

[ocean widget]

outer worlds 2 is gonna suck though ngl

[little marten]

I can’t wait to get one third of my way into the game and never touch it again

[ocean widget]

a week until it releases
8 days until it shits the bed

[tawny gorge]

6 flowers? mandem don't bring no 6 flowers to the gyall

[little marten]

Mind you from the sounds of it outer worlds 2 will have some girth to it

Unlike ow1 and avowed

Gamepass games. 😬

[ocean widget]

160 gigabytes
70 quid price

0 good story elements

[tawny gorge]

Doom The Dark Ages

[little marten]

Was that good

?

[astral basin]

Excellent

[tawny gorge]

idk i skipped it

[little marten]

Thanks for the recommendation I’ll try it then

[tawny gorge]

i dont like gamepiss

[ocean widget]

if OW2 somehow doesnt shit the bed i will be surprised given what i've seen

[tawny gorge]

i be buying my videogames

[little marten]

Obsidian are a bit wet

[ocean widget]

a bit is a debatable term

[astral basin]

Oh I thought you meant overwatch
Was about to say they already did

[little marten]

Their stuff is far too quirky these days

[ocean widget]

quirky?
what way

cus the shit ive seen is boring

[little marten]

Clearly made for people with blue hair

[ocean widget]

oh 'quirky'

nope

[tawny gorge]

you played it recently

[little marten]

Like outer worlds 1 with the whole capitalist pantomime vibes just felt a lil bit too much like borderlands 3 style ‘hey young folks we hate the rich too lololol”

[tawny gorge]

it made a comeback now the community only shittalks the choices blizzard takes as far as who gets what cosmetics

[ocean widget]

think the only companion im actually looking forward to using is valerie

and thats because they're a robot

[grizzled plover]

A rat tail? Really?

[thick coyote]

To go with ogryns rat jacket

[tawny gorge]

enjoy picking up rations

[grizzled plover]

So we all realize these rations are tainted right

[ocean widget]

they're in undamaged tins paladin

they're fine

[tawny gorge]

the great minds at fatshark blessed us with another action packed event

[grizzled plover]

Yes, all tins are undamaged when you seal them

[ocean widget]

holy hell wayne from hylics

[grizzled plover]

Honestly the fact that they're clean worries me more

[ocean widget]

wrong actually

[tawny gorge]

i made a wayne irl

[thick coyote]

No, we all don't

Recovered is winning

[ocean widget]

you can have a sealed damaged tin

[thick coyote]

[tawny gorge]

and somsnosa

[grizzled plover]

The Four are right, loyalists are stupid holy shit

[ocean widget]

they've seen the tins are fine

just because you're blind doesnt mean they are

[grizzled plover]

seal tainted goods in clean tins

Wow it's literally that easy

[ocean widget]

im glad you think the heretics have access to a tinning machine

oh and clean tins

[tawny gorge]

pick up the ration

[ocean widget]

oh and a working factory

[grizzled plover]

They control most of the city

Including several manufactorums

[pseudo timber]

Indigestion apon ye 🗣️

[ocean widget]

how many manufactorums have tinning machines

[grizzled plover]

All it takes is one to produce enough tainted rations to kill a hab block

[ocean widget]

they raided a supply convoy
not a tinning machine convoy

[grizzled plover]

I do not trust this

[winged swift]

Do psykers ever get good

[pseudo timber]

Destroy them tins

[ocean widget]

as someone with more experience with tins than you, you are stupid

[little marten]

no

[astral basin]

More than that. How many manufactorums are honestly being operated instead of getting the bubble guts on the wall

[little marten]

swap to zealot now

[ocean widget]

no

[pseudo timber]

I've had one or two psyker hard carry

[ocean widget]

0 probably

[winged swift]

im lvl 15 and it suuucks lol

[grizzled plover]

Renaming yourself doesn't hide your being a disingenious dense motherfucker lmao

[tawny gorge]

no, genestealer cults own all of those

[little marten]

you cna carry the game with bubble but do you really wanna be a bubble bitch?

[tawny gorge]

think about it

[ocean widget]

no but it does show my qualifications of being british

[grizzled plover]

I do not trust psychic disease food

[tawny gorge]

this is fatsharks way of teasing genestealers

[ocean widget]

you are stupid, eat the tin

[pseudo timber]

Green aura with flies food

[grizzled plover]

Yeah honestly given the average brit eats like a nurglite I won't be trusting your experience with tins

[ocean widget]

said aura and flies are coming from you

how many rejects have actually had a wash ingame

[pseudo timber]

I saw them

[ocean widget]

i can tell you it aint fucking many

[pseudo timber]

I have

They have showers in game

[ocean widget]

fuck you and your jello salad

[grizzled plover]

We disinfect and clean after several missions, the dialogue confirms

[ocean widget]

wait theres dialogue?

[pseudo timber]

Lore accurate our ass stinks but we're clean

[winged swift]

LOL

[grizzled plover]

Enjoy a stargazy pie lmao

[ocean widget]

i will actually, get fucked

[grizzled plover]

"mmm scrumptious, six whole fish in a pie crust"

[pseudo timber]

Six fish is insane

[ocean widget]

you're going to hate the concept of a fish pie

[vestal mantle]

Tbf I would trust any factory that has bubble gut problem with their worker

[ocean widget]

"Stargazy pie is a Cornish dish made of baked pilchards, along with eggs and potatoes, covered with a pastry crust. Although there are a few variations using other types of fish, the unique feature of stargazy pie is fish heads protruding through the crust, so that they appear to be gazing to the stars."
is very nice, would recommend

[grizzled plover]

Go stick a pot pie between bread lmao

[pseudo timber]

RASHUNS

They're bad

Don't trust

[grizzled plover]

I do not trust nurgle rations one bit

[ocean widget]

its not an actual pot pie you dumbass, its the contents

[ocean widget]

im gonna use you to replace the destroyed rations

[grizzled plover]

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/3526ba87d3906700982bd57255928bb6aea72360/0_48_640_384/master/640.jpg?width=1900&dpr=2&s=none&crop=none

[pseudo timber]

They always said ogryn eat folk

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[ocean widget]

post it in #zealot-class

[astral basin]

The dregs are hungry. Not all of them are like the karnak twins.

[pseudo timber]

Guys is it possible to one tap a daemon host as veteran

[astral basin]

Steal back the rations

[winged swift]

if we had grenade launchers and could mag dump 6 kraks on it thatd be swell

[pseudo timber]

That would be terrific ngl

Just delete them

If you have all soliders, you can just bully them

[winged swift]

or perhaps close range meltagun 😮

[next cradle]

who up grindin for they ugly rat-tail trinket

[ocean widget]

how the fuck do u even get it

i havent seen a goal that gives it

[winged swift]

or stormbolter mag dump😮.. game balance always deprives us of getting the best shit

[pseudo timber]

Do pennace rewards ever reset?

[blissful kiln]

well, VtMB Tuah is a certified turd

looks worse than a 2012 game, runs worse than darktide

[full smelt]

why not an eat rations option

[nocturne horizon]

2 days until new cosmetics

[winged swift]

Ikr that would make our poor oggies happy. Spam rashun

[nocturne horizon]

felt like years

[low hemlock]

That’s cause it’s every 2 weeks pal

[nocturne horizon]

i better get a nice big cape with alot of gold stuff and a big imperialis on chest armor

mmm

fir my veteran

give me cadian castellan outfit

no rag tags pls

[next cradle]

for all the time I put in this game I better get an Ultramarian Auxilia outfit that makes me look like a Roman Hoplite

[nocturne horizon]

oh yeah

we need a solar auxilia cosmetic

and lord admiral supreme general commander uniform for veteran

and some random skin for arbites

this would be good

[slate marten]

What mods do you all use to show your buffs and procced effects in the center of your screen?

[autumn plank]

Custom HUD on nexus

[ocean widget]

punisher skull on the chestplate

[pseudo timber]

Bring back shirtless tattoo skins

Slopshark plz

Let me rp as prison shanker 1042

[stark bobcat]

custom hud and/or better buff management

[slate marten]

@autumn plank @stark bobcat tyvm.

[full smelt]

youre telling me an ogryn fried this rice

[solid roost]

can’t cook nosh with green fire…

[rocky moat]

bfgs makes me so upset

[pseudo timber]

I just wanna one shot a demon host with a shovel

[hard crane]

technically if you stab it with your shovel then it falls off the map thats a oneshot

[pseudo timber]

Yeah but then you've got a shove and touch it

I just wanna swing and home runner

[dapper trench]

you wanna know what i like about the community

my gut is saying recovering the rations are objectively worse than destorying them

[whole glade]

you can either have a good halloween or good christmas

[pseudo timber]

THANK YOU

[whole glade]

you cant have both

im feeling like

shitty halloween

[pseudo timber]

It's like what if we collect the rations and the shop gets infected

[whole glade]

but god tteir christmas

this year

[pseudo timber]

Ehen id Halloween ever good unless you're like

12

Halloween is just any other party at that point it's as good as you make it

[whole glade]

christmas just makes my soul feel good

[pseudo timber]

Depends what yer doing tho cuz if you're doing a haunt it's automatically better then anyone else

[whole glade]

and the music

fuuuckkkk

so good

[whole glade]

thats the thing

[pseudo timber]

John Carpenter

[grand ore]

lads, what are the weapons that can block bullets? at the top of my head i know the ogryn shield, arby's shielded weapons and psyker's melee's with deflector, is that it?

[whole glade]

halloween has good stuff but christmas has all of that with the benifet of friends and family with ya

:]

[pseudo timber]

I like to think they all do

[grand ore]

all melee block shots?

[pseudo timber]

Everything's a bullet sponge

[grand ore]

then why would the deflector blessing say that

[lament vault]

He is saying that all our faces are bullet shields

[grand ore]

ah

fair

yeah i think those were the only ones that can block ranged attacks

[lament vault]

Can't recall any other

[grand ore]

welp

oke thank ye

[wicked sentinel]

Shields too

[grand ore]

i did mention the shields

shield from ogryn and arb, and the deflector weapons

[wicked sentinel]

Ah had to read more up

Yes but you will have to take the blessing

[dusty crypt]

i'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm

[rocky moat]

rage

[dusty crypt]

guess who just got kicked from a game for "stalling"

ie not fucking speedrunning

[grand ore]

lmao

you can get kicked?

[wicked sentinel]

Yes

[dusty crypt]

AS A BIG SLOW ASS TANK OGRYN BTW SO IF YOU'RE PAST ME YOU ARE OVEREXTENDED

[grand ore]

how?

havoc things or?

[dusty crypt]

regular fucking auric

[grand ore]

how do you get kicked...

[wicked sentinel]

Vote

[dusty crypt]

by continuing to play this dumb fucking game despite the quality of the average player having leaped off a fucking cliff, apparently

[wicked sentinel]

You go to social menu in game

Then go to team and vote to kick someone

[dusty crypt]

no i think what they mean is "kick votes never actually succeed"

so yeehaw!

we must genocide all gamers

it's fine if that includes me just as long as i take the rest of these mfs with me

[wicked sentinel]

You mean no one pays attention to the votes?

[dusty crypt]

either that or all 3 people don't agree the behavior is kick worthy

imagine. being told you're stalling because you're doing your god damn job being surrounded by enemies while everyone yaketysaxes away

two of them were console peasants it must be noted

and people wonder why i think a limit of 50 people blocked is too fucking low

[wicked sentinel]

I think they were hoping you would bash through enemies faster

[dusty crypt]

i think they can eat my shit and hair and i won't even provide the silverware

[wicked sentinel]

I usually only vote to kick if someone didn't say brb and just afk

[full patio]

anyone want to try Just a fleshwound penance for zealot?

[dusty crypt]

this is the left-click heretics game yes? the one where you have fun left-clicking the heretic? the one where the core gameplay loop involves left-clicking the heretic? i just want to make sure i'm playing the game i think i'm playing

and that this didn't suddenly become "how can i make number go up" game #234345

[wicked sentinel]

No you hug the heretic

[dusty crypt]

i have hug bound to left click too

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[whole glade]

i have a big ass cup of mtn dew

[viral dagger]

if you want to play endgame king of

but you can always have people make the numbers go high for you and then you left click heretics

[dense dirge]

walk into like 40 gunners in a hallway wth

[dusty crypt]

i was playing taunt ogryn with shield

my literal entire job is to make number go up so other people can left click heretic

instead they were like "world's worst sightseeing tour GO"

idk if regular auric counts as endgame

or if that's havoc/auric mael

[viral dagger]

end game is more like 30/40 havoc i think

where you have to go meta to win

[dusty crypt]

that's not even the kind of number go up that makes people do the shit i just experienced

these are mfs who just want... wins i guess?

like i genuinely do not understand what motivates this shit

[viral dagger]

wdym

[dusty crypt]

speedrunning and kicking someone who actually wants to play

[misty sequoia]

Is the event any good?

[hazy kestrel]

Yesn’t

[viral dagger]

yeah those guys are annoying

[viral dagger]

you have to pickup shit on the floor

meh

[hard crane]

i sure hope our rations arent shit

[misty sequoia]

Haven’t played in a month and all my skill trees are reset got like 20 classes to go through

[hard crane]

yea skill trees got reworked for the better

[viral dagger]

oh and if you pickup 4500 shit containers you win a worm trinket

[hazy kestrel]

Erm, actually, it’s a sewer rat tail pal.

[viral dagger]

i would prefer a worm lol

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[tawny gorge]

hopefully the next event is more action packed

[misty sequoia]

To lazy to go through skill trees might just stick to ogryn since their skill tree didn’t get messed with

[whole glade]

imagine not having a high motab

losers

[ocean widget]

what do you mean
it contains tins
and the tins contain action

[tawny gorge]

shits chaos packed

[dapper trench]

found someone twinning my character

[outer jasper]

action in the toilet I aint never eating no nurgle cult rations

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/hivemind-hive-higher-institute-of-villainous-education-opening-tin-gif-23433898

[hazy kestrel]

That’s just Taco Bell pal.

[tawny gorge]

[hard crane]

man why the pickup button gotta be 1 and 2

[outer jasper]

yeah why do you think Im petitioning to destroy taco bell?

[hazy kestrel]

You are?

[outer jasper]

I hate chaos

[hazy kestrel]

Ah

[lament vault]

Public service to prevent Nurgle uprising irl

[tawny gorge]

-Jack Garland
Final Fantasy Stranger of Paradise

[outer jasper]

who the fuck is final fantasy

[viral dagger]

i am final fantasy

[outer jasper]

hello final fantasy I am pickles

[tawny gorge]

when they're casting the clueless guy in movies you shan't be casted

anyone got a good youtube video to keep in the background

while one works

[limber matrix]

hey fellow rejects its that time of the month where darktide hates me and wants me to blow up despite not changing any settings or hardware for the 19th time in a row, im getting hella stutters after 30 minutes into the game and getting kicked out for error 2016 over and over

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNAfTq3RRiw

10 hours

[tawny gorge]

that shit is 10 hours long

[ocean widget]

yes

[limber matrix]

what got broken and how do we fix it this time

[ocean widget]

update ur drivers

[limber matrix]

did the heretics also steal frames alongside rashuns

[hard crane]

wish i could help but my ethernet cable is fucked so i cant even open the game for more than 7 minutes without disconnecting

[ocean widget]

UK?

[hard crane]

wuh?

[limber matrix]

god damnit

[rocky moat]

im about to peril overload irl

[ocean widget]

are u in the uk

[hard crane]

no im us

[ocean widget]

sick

so not the same issue over here

probably just AWS then

[hard crane]

thought aws got fixed by now?

[hidden trout]

ogryns arent that much slower at all
theyre like
.2m/s slower when sprinting with stamina vs non psykers but .15m/s faster when sprinting without stamina, zealots alone are only a little bit faster than that too
yeah weapons do change that but the only ones that make a real difference are ones like knife

[orchid skiff]

Noita wand explanations

[hidden trout]

they feel slower cuz of the animations/camera
but they arent

[tawny gorge]

noita is great

[orchid skiff]

Fuck noita winning the game got me 1% closer to exploring the game

There is so many secrets

How the fuck did anyone figure this shit out

[ocean widget]

brute force

oh and datamining

[hazy kestrel]

Been thinking of getting it, it looks fun.

[orchid skiff]

That was my guess

[ocean widget]

same way people normally figure shit out

[low hemlock]

https://youtu.be/g0d9B9oL2h0?si=WIz7fcyksWmM1tbd

Try this one Pal,
✨G R O O V Y✨V I B E S✨

[tawny gorge]

i found the vid

[ocean widget]

i dont think their work is 4 minutes long

[tawny gorge]

but its too engaging and the guy making it is going in really autistic detail

[low hemlock]

better than the one me recommended

[ocean widget]

send it

[orchid skiff]

It is too fun.. i was doing well playing chill games, eating and sleeping

Now I'm back to 0

[low hemlock]

[tawny gorge]

so i dont actually focus on the work im watching the vid

[ocean widget]

oh it is flaw peacock

[low hemlock]

u can put it on repeat on youtube vro

i use the feature alot

[tawny gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLVxvSHC8EM&t=1878s

[tawny gorge]

loop

[ocean widget]

oh nvm its not flaw peacock 0/10

[tawny gorge]

i hate people with autism

[ocean widget]

self hatred is bad fashslayer

[tawny gorge]

why are you hyperfocusing on the details enough for me to notice stuff that wasnt there

[tawny gorge]

songs good, really zen

[orchid skiff]

If autism didn't exist who would keep watch on all those trains

[languid hazel]

I wish I was autistic enough to be really good at explaining details :3

[rocky moat]

shred riposte time

[low hemlock]

one of me top favorites to vibe two

[languid hazel]

Holy shit Big Boi that banner flashbang my brain

XD

It’s glorious

:>

[low hemlock]

💐💍

Glorious indeed💗

Me commissioned such fine exquisite art-piece 🎩

[ocean widget]

oh yeah dickhead @tawny gorge

magnus archives and stellar firma

[ocean widget]

this is also very zen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wJvmGlDWw

[analog marsh]

What is the difference between recovering the rations and destroying them? Will it affect a future event or update etc?

[wicked sentinel]

Speaking of event do you get better rewards picking them up or destroying?

[analog marsh]

idk

[ocean widget]

is very zen, very nice

[ocean widget]

neither

theres a thing in zealot chat that shows u what can happen tho

[ocean widget]

see above

@tawny gorge https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLFhKaqnWwk
this is also very zen

[tawny gorge]

in 2025?

[ocean widget]

:)

[ocean widget]

@low hemlock you might like this too

[viral dagger]

wtf is that banner

[neon horizon]

[ocean widget]

its class is what it is

[viral dagger]

hadron making out with an ogryn is NOT what i wanted to see today

[ocean widget]

thats too damn bad

[wicked sentinel]

Wish you got diamantine instead when doing event. I don't really need the plasteel

[heavy sentinel]

New to the game, can someone please explain how the cosmetic store works? Like what's the rotation for cycling in more stuff. And how long might I hate to wait for cadia specific stuff lol

[ocean widget]

2 weeks
centuries

[wicked sentinel]

Next Thursday

Yes every other week after that

[ocean widget]

its fomo so it'll basically never show up when you want it

[wicked sentinel]

It's like Christmas you may get a computer one year then an ugly sweater the next

[pseudo goblet]

Guys

[full smelt]

where do i check my progress ingame, literally my first event lol

[wicked sentinel]

In this case mostly ugly sweaters and rare occasions for the pc

[pseudo goblet]

There is a 410 power curio in the melk casino

[tawny gorge]

tab

[pseudo goblet]

Do I buy it

[full smelt]

ty

[heavy sentinel]

Do all 3 pages for each class change or just one of them at a time?

[ocean widget]

no

[tawny gorge]

no wait

tab is for the events

[ocean widget]

410 curios are bugged and dont have the stats shown

[tawny gorge]

what do you wanna check specifically?

[ocean widget]

all 4

arbites dont change

[pseudo goblet]

It shows it for me

[wooden pilot]

Hey, I am curious. Is the "Stolen Rations" event, the first choice-based event we have had, or has there been events like it in the past? If anyone knows.

[ocean widget]

it shows it
but it doesnt have it

[pseudo goblet]

It’s got +1 wound

[ocean widget]

oh then yeah its got 1 wound

dont buy it

they always have 1 wound

[pseudo goblet]

FAHHH

[full smelt]

the goals ig?
those bars with the rewards marked you see in the events page

the objectives*

[ocean widget]

tab and hit e until the rewards show up

[full smelt]

ty

it doesnt seems hard to complete

[ocean widget]

probably the first

[ocean widget]

it isnt

[full smelt]

it was fun, and literally got 200 or maybe more rations in my first round

[ocean widget]

its for the entire team so it'll get done in like 15 missions or so

[full smelt]

yeah, like plasteel

[wooden pilot]

Seems like it, yeah.

[full smelt]

woo im red now

that rat tail keychain gonna be mine soon

[astral basin]

Huh

[wicked sentinel]

I think they are talking about one of the penance rewards or blessings

[ocean widget]

event reward

this time its a weapon charm

[thick coyote]

A rat tail

To pair with Oggys rat jacket

[mild cobalt]

so we have a new event and actually seems to be interesting it's a global event? where we all as a collective player base contribute to everyone getting the rewards by collecting or destroying those rations

but I wonder what is best to do? in my opinion the best thing to do is destroy the rations because they have definitely been tampered with so there's some type of disease in them or corruption

[ocean widget]

recover them

the tins are undamaged and sealed

they're safe to eat

[grave plaza]

the game fucked, loadout issue i can't create another loadout

[ocean widget]

you hit the loadout cap

[grave plaza]

i only have 1 loadout

i created

i deleted 5 to test if that fix

no fixed

[ocean widget]

oof

fs as usual then

[lethal solstice]

You think something as small as the seal on a tin can is enough to stop nurgle

[ocean widget]

yes

clearly you dont have as much experience with tins as i do

[lethal solstice]

He can literally give metal diseases