general-chat

[feral vessel]

i am going to be a productive person now

have fun

[viral dagger]

a what ?

[upper citrus]

i think hes becoming corpse starch

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-cute-cat-gif-14074577

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Fatshark is letting us pick dogmatic or iconoclast options during this event as a community! Peak!

[little marten]

Oh shit when is skulls actually

Normally November right

[nimble glade]

Pockets the rations

[amber delta]

I'm choosing heretical option by not picking the rations up

[little marten]

Can’t wait to see 6 new Warhammer mobile games announced

[ocean widget]

may

this year

[little marten]

Oh.. yeah

I’ll retire to my crust hole now then

[ocean widget]

[frosty torrent]

#darktide-pics-vids message

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[green shoal]

What does this mean?

[upbeat tartan]

Why destroy

[frosty torrent]

@upbeat tartan

[low hemlock]

ye if we destroy rations that equals no food

[nimble glade]

Just making a Rogue Trader reference. First time I've seen Fatshark let us do a community based decision event based on our actions.

[frosty torrent]

Daemons drop them when they die.

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[low hemlock]

that’s cause Beast of Nurgle eats anything even Rejects

[nimble glade]

Mobian 6th Ogryn intensifies

[low hemlock]

Rations are gud

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

dogmatic destroy iconoclast recover basically

[ocean widget]

they're in undamaged tins, the foods fine

[nimble glade]

Inquisitoral Stormtrooper intensifies

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

im going to turn you into the rations you've wasted

[low hemlock]

Me will save every bit of bit of Rations for me

[vague elm]

Save the good rations destroy the stank rations
Honor the 21st!

[green shoal]

If your team destroys rations, you get a consequence during the mission.
If your team recovers rations, you get a different consequence?
What if teammates are both destroying and recovering?

[gaunt wind]

Ogryn morale will drop significantly if we just destroy every ration

[rocky radish]

It depends which happened most

I fully support our ogryn pals

[low hemlock]

Me am Team Recover Rations cuz Ogryns hungry plus, heard Hadron was hungy too! Time 2 feed Wife!

[nimble glade]

🗣️ Alright, it's decided as a community that we save the extra rations! Make sure to spread the good word in-game too.

[upbeat tartan]

Its gameplay

[upbeat tartan]

Let’s go!

Oorah, for Atoma

[drowsy lynx]

blows up rations with mind

[low hemlock]

Mah Karkin Rations Sah‼️💢

💥 🍽️

[ocean widget]

you get consequences for saving rations?

i did it and never got one

got 3 destroying ration consequences in a row tho

[thick coyote]

The consequences are just more enemies and more bosses

[ocean widget]

ik

starvation riots, hungry ogryns etc etc

[ocean widget]

i think hadrons fine

[thick coyote]

dwarf holding shroom.png

[low hemlock]

She’s fine alright

[jaunty path]

Yall not true clankophiles

[grave plaza]

drum revolve grenade launcher when?

[ocean widget]

lucky shot rumbler

[grave plaza]

no ogryn, veteran only

[ocean widget]

then no

[low hemlock]

Sry Missus….guess u can say I’m about that Sobot Rex life

[ocean widget]

we're still waiting on the vet to get the art stubber

[ocean widget]

big boi
what was that emoji

[low hemlock]

🧌

….nothing……..

[ocean widget]

[low hemlock]

Also, this Save Rations event just gave me a new idea for a commission……

[ocean widget]

dont put hadron in a tin big boi

shes already metal enough

[low hemlock]

more like puttin tin in hadron

[ocean widget]

yup
either save the tins or destroy em
if you destroy them i legally get to turn you into replacement tins

the tins drop fron enemies so you'll find em

plus there might be a couple mini events like angry ogryns

[last scarab]

Ogryns are gonna be upset if you destroy their rashuns anyways

[ocean widget]

just a plague ogryn and enemy ogryns show up

plus a horde shows when starvation riots happen

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/guardrail-roll-forming-metal-roll-forming-machine-gif-15390789

[jaunty path]

hail satan

[blissful kiln]

hail dn

[frosty torrent]

A Daemons drops that "Food" as you are calling it when it died. Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

its an undamaged tin

if it was damaged, sure destroy but
but its clearly undamaged

[grand ore]

who do you lads think has the best stealth skill? vet or zealot

[blissful kiln]

space aids can go through a fucking tin can

[ocean widget]

zealot

[blissful kiln]

burn it all

[tender horizon]

Zealot by far

[ocean widget]

have you tried not eating damaged tins

[grand ore]

i thought so too, cuz he can also just quickly regain it right?

[ocean widget]

more the fact zealots can just obliterate monstrosities via stealth

[grand ore]

oh

[frosty torrent]

A void suit does not protect you against corruption. You think that simple metal can protect against warp Magic. You are a fool.

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

i know how the fuck tins work
the tins are safe

[grand ore]

i am looking for the best one due to the fact that i wanna be stealthy as much as possible

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[grand ore]

while fatshark doesnt include a stealthy class or sum

[thick fog]

Yeah I am destroying all rations just for the spawns

This event is fun

[upbeat tartan]

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

veterans
"Replenish all Toughness and enter Stealth for 8s, gaining +25% Movement Speed. Leaving Stealth Suppresses nearby Enemies. While in Stealth, and for 5s afterwards, you have +30% Damage. Attacking makes you leave Stealth."
zealots
"Enter Stealth for 3s. While in Stealth gain +20% Movement Speed, +150% Backstab Damage, +150% Finesse Damage, +100% Critical Chance & +100% Melee Rending. Attacking makes you leave Stealth."

zealots clearly have it better than veterans

[grand ore]

yeah

and besides, zealots can more easily regen it

[upbeat tartan]

Getting a plague ogyrn right after the scab captain assassination is funny

[tired inlet]

Ogryn:

Stand perfectly still that you disappear from view like Draxx the Destroyer

[ocean widget]

omw to throw you in the tinning machine

[upbeat tartan]

Don’t they spawn either way

[ocean widget]

no clue tbh
they might?

[grand ore]

i think they do

[ocean widget]

havent seen any downsides to saving the tins compared to destroying them

[thick fog]

While playing event missions, enemies will react differently as the strike team chooses to destroy or recover these rations.

[ocean widget]

seems you'll get starvation riots and angry ogryns anyway

[ocean widget]

yeah but its FS so knowing them they've probably coded it to happen either way

[thick fog]

Captains spawning was not what I expected but twins also spawning too is even less expected

[ocean widget]

you had the twins?

[thick coyote]

Yeah you destroyed like

[thick fog]

Yes

[thick coyote]

350 rations

[thick fog]

Peak

I know what i am gonna be doing

[ocean widget]

worst i've had is a plague ogryn cus i didnt let a vet destroy em

[ocean widget]

stop trying to get into rindas pants by destroying rations gears

[thick coyote]

If you recover like 350 you get 2 plague ogryns + brutes iirc

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

[thick fog]

Captains and twins spawning in missions is what I need in this game

[upbeat tartan]

The ogyrns do

[elder merlin]

Oof

[thick fog]

that makes me go eep

[upbeat tartan]

Holy shit

[thick fog]

captains and twins are better

[ocean widget]

go play havoc or orthus offensive

become discount ainz

[upbeat tartan]

Doesn’t one of the twins spawn in some missions or was that jsut an event

[thick fog]

Orthus offensive

[ocean widget]

sometimes on auric last i checked

[thick fog]

i did many times already

[thick fog]

they never do

[ocean widget]

become discount ainz

huh strange
had it happen before when no event was on

[upbeat tartan]

Either way I’m recovering them

Even if it leads to a bad outcome, that outcome ironically is probably more fun

[ocean widget]

rannick gets corrupted by nurgle so we get to fling him out the mourningstars window

[upbeat tartan]

I think rannick is such a person that he would need an actual demon to corrupt him lol

I do like this choice to go down a path of letting the community shape the story though, I hope they do it again

Perhaps with something more interesting than picking up cans

[tired inlet]

Morrow's been busted up and mindwiped and busted up and mindwiped; half of his memories probably aren't even his

like, Zola's Mortis memories are about revenge and her love for her brother; Morrow's is about being sent out to die, scavenged back, fixed up, mindwiped, and sent back out by Rannick

[upbeat tartan]

I was gonna say that’s not rannick

[green shoal]

When you're 'saving'/recovering rations, you're recovering them for the humans (taking from the ogryns), so the Ogryns get angry
When you destroy the rations, I think the Ogryns also get angry

[ocean widget]

makes sense

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-pickup-that-can-gif-11718562733955129502

[green shoal]

I think 'recover' will win because when I look at a ration, I only see the option to recover, I don't see an option to destroy. That maybe pushes players to 'recover'

[ocean widget]

recovers in the top left destroys in the top right

1 to recover 2 to destroy

or its somewhere on the left and right

i forgot already tbf

[green shoal]

ah I play with controller, so it just shows me a picture of a D-Pad
Left on the D-Pad is 'Recover'
That's all it says

[ocean widget]

oof
hit right and it'll probably destroy it then

[past coral]

Why do people consider orthus offensive so difficult

[arctic escarp]

man fuck the rations. The moebian 6th knows whatsup

[past coral]

The regular version I’ve done on auric multiple times

[orchid skiff]

you wouldn't last a day in the sixth

[green shoal]

The gas, maybe. It takes a bit of time to figure out that you need to watch the ceiling fan to know where to go to avoid the gas

[ocean widget]

the gas and you're also relying on 3 other people not to get stuck in it

plus its not a mission board mission so people cant join if one leaves

[past coral]

Nah it’s on the mission board now, you gotta go into the campaign playlist

[ocean widget]

is it a mission board mission or is it a campaign playlist mission

because most people have turned off the quickplay into campaign mission setting

[past coral]

Campaign playlist is through the mission board, so

Depends how literal you want to get here I guess lmao

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[past coral]

Lmao

[ocean widget]

people turn off the quickplay into campaign missions just so they dont quickplay into orthus offensive

[past coral]

Cowards, I say

I rock that shit

[ocean widget]

more the fact that its fucking boring watching people go down constantly

[elder merlin]

Moff

[ocean widget]

not to mention it takes longer than normal missions

[past coral]

I do in fact like moths

[ocean widget]

yeah

[past coral]

Hm

[green shoal]

Maybe yeah. Not sure what though

[pseudo timber]

Rations event my beloved

[elder merlin]

Look in dms

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

I repeat, Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[past coral]

I don’t know if I’d trust rations from the moebian 6th

[tired inlet]

ogryn eats 5 rations in a level, turns into plague ogryn and attacks the team until downed or injected with a healthstim

[past coral]

Like a health stim would fix that

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[tired inlet]

health stims fix corruption, so yeah @past coral

Sefoni quietly cackles

[past coral]

I think a plague ogryn is a bit more than just corruption damage, man

That’s full on mutations

[neon zinc]

Nu uh no steroids 100% natty

[past coral]

Lmao

[past coral]

I never said steroids

[ocean widget]

@misty trench can we get a tinning machine to shove the anti-tin people in

[neon zinc]

And I added 100% natty

[frosty torrent]

I repeat, Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[ocean widget]

you're going to hate bonehead implants

[past coral]

Made it seem like you were making a counter argument

[tired inlet]

you know who else remembers the 21st? American liquor distributors

[neon zinc]

Bone 'ead? Hardly knew 'er

[neon zinc]

Nah the correct term would be uhhh joke I guess

Light banter

Catch my drift bruva

[frosty torrent]

What is this American is that another planet?

[tired inlet]

pretty sure the country still exists as a suberviant nationstate on Terra

it ain't no Himalayas where the throne is

probably filled with acrologies named after entire regions

end game SimCity 2000

[frosty torrent]

Terra is His land not this "American".

[sage pike]

I’m not an experienced player or a long time player. Only started playing when the arbiter released. I was playing as psyker on damnation and realized I am complete dogshit 😞. I failed so many missions yesterday trying to use the flame staff - maybe I need to change my build or something.

[wooden pilot]

Just keep on trying, and you'll get there!

[sage pike]

I was using the keystone on the left

[frosty torrent]

You got this freak, keep fighting.

[ocean widget]

psyker is a glass cannon

if you can dodge well you'll be fine

emphasis on the glass btw

[blissful kiln]

psyker is not a glass cannon anymore

[sage pike]

Is focusing less on the staff and more on melee as psyker fun?

[thick fog]

You are very squishy

[sage pike]

I was using the flame staff bc I heard it was good but I feel slow when I use it

And get surrounded

[ocean widget]

the glass or the cannon part cus they're still squishy

[sage pike]

and I go down more than anyone on my team

[ocean widget]

are you charging or just clicking with it

RMB charges it so easy horde deletion

[blissful kiln]

they're not squishy, they have 25% DR talent now

[sage pike]

But then I go down a difficulty and I can complete the mission - however I’m not sure any amount of heresy makes you better at damnation

Sigh

[sage pike]

Right click charging

[thick fog]

a single DR talent still does not make them tanky

[ocean widget]

which talent

[blissful kiln]

positioning is your problem then

[ocean widget]

then yeah learn how to dodge while doing that

[blissful kiln]

might want to download some mods that disable all the screen crap

psyker is unplayable without mods

especially flame psyker

[ocean widget]

now thats cope

[thick fog]

just learn how to see

psyker got the third eye for a reason

[blissful kiln]

you literally cannot see anything on the screen, it's all covered in warp shite

[ocean widget]

oh yeah @sage pike have you taken wildfire as a talent

[sage pike]

I also died more than a few times to overloading my psychic power

[ocean widget]

yeah you wanna learn how to quell then

[thick fog]

You have to micromanage your quell

Psyker is a tricky class

[ocean widget]

or you can just do what i do and pop scriers gaze with warp unbound for infinite peril

[sage pike]

I think so, I looked at some YouTube videos and builds on gameslantern and tried to find a common medium of talent points

[ocean widget]

sick, remove it

wildfire sucks

[thick fog]

rule number one: never use gameslantern as source to seach for builds

or really youtube

If you start learning classes

[ocean widget]

still waiting on the 25% dr talent to be named

[ocean widget]

this TBH

its an alright starting point but you're better off learning what works for you

[green shoal]

I just learned (in the zealot channel) that it's a lot more complicated than just "ogryns get angry whether you recover or destroy". Recovering or destroying lead to different types of enemy waves @still pulsar

[thick fog]

this server is the best of offer

for best tips and learning

[ocean widget]

you got a message link?

[green shoal]

#zealot-class message

[ocean widget]

ty

[blissful kiln]

Just a Dream

[sage pike]

That reminds me of monster hunter for builds in that case @thick fog because I can’t use speed runner builds. I need comfort skills

[blissful kiln]

also, Immaterial Focus just flat gives 10% DR

[shy sandal]

You say this as if anyone here can agree on anything

[sage pike]

But I’ve been playing monster hunter so long I just know what I can use

[shy sandal]

Wrong reply, whoops

[sage pike]

I’ve also never tried ogryn or veteran before. I have a arbiter a psyker and a zealot

I thought the wizard stuff looked cool

[ocean widget]

yeah thats not damage resist given it'll still kill people like vieRa who havent learned to micromanage peril yet

[ocean widget]

ogryn and vet are decent classes

[blissful kiln]

that is literally damage resistance

what are you talking about

[whole glade]

guh

im up

[ocean widget]

read more than 4 words

[whole glade]

drinking a rip it

energy drink

:]

[blissful kiln]

did you even read the talent?

[ocean widget]

yeah

you didnt read what i said

[blissful kiln]

the talent will not kill anyone

[ocean widget]

and you still havent read what i said

[tired inlet]

psyker dying in a seizure going through a mortis trial as half a pint of blood spills out their nose and they choke on their own fluids due to having too much dream peril

[blissful kiln]

it is 25% DR with a tiny condition

[tawny gorge]

this is a really exciting event

[ocean widget]

reread what i said

[tawny gorge]

picking up fish n chips

[blissful kiln]

read what I said

[thick fog]

welcome back totems skulls event

[ocean widget]

i know
much better than the normal just "complete mission with this modifier"

[blissful kiln]

Psyker has 25% DR and additional 10% unconditional DR

that is not a glass cannon lmao

[sage pike]

When you guys say micromanage peril, like how? It goes up so fast when you get overwhelmed

And you move so slow

When doing it

[blissful kiln]

that's on top of all the TDR

[ocean widget]

please reread what i said

[thick fog]

As a psyker you have lot of things to worry about

[ocean widget]

just quell peril constantly unless you're running either scriers gaze with warp unbound or venting shriek

[shy sandal]

In all fairness, it's muscle memory. You'll eventually learn to read the queues on the screen by not even looking at them.

[sage pike]

Is it because I have a staff? Would using the melee weapon more be better?

[tired inlet]

Ah, solid cuisine combining the best of Iberian Jewish migrants with Incan tubers of the Andes.

[ocean widget]

with those 2 abilites you can be less careful with peril but you still have to be careful

[ocean widget]

melees dont generate peril other than the warp and warp greatswords special attacks

so they're alright but the staffs are still great weapons

[thick fog]

You are the squishiest class that takes far more damage so you have to worry about the right position in lot of situations including agaisnt ranged enemies

Keep on track with your peril

[tired inlet]

Warpsword + Deflect Blessing + Block Perk + Talent to take peril instead of damage -> I AM THE BUBBLE

[ocean widget]

make sure you use cover, unless you're using the dome ability in which case you're fine against ranged while its up

[tawny gorge]

mate youre not getting me to call fish n chips solid i'm italian

[ocean widget]

welp
time to throw you in the thames

[tired inlet]

I am visiting Italy next summer. I'm thinking Venice?

[ocean widget]

venice is venice last i checked

[shy sandal]

What part of Italy?

[tired inlet]

Well France is just nice then

[ocean widget]

nah france is shit

[tired inlet]

fuck you can't even get your own joke

[tawny gorge]

this dude will ask for my address next

[tired inlet]

you are British

[ocean widget]

i will not accept compliments of france to exist even if they're part of a joke

[tired inlet]

I liked France; I was there for Bastille Day. Got to hear Bruno de Sa sing

beautiful

[rain charm]

Anyone know yet what the claiming vs destroying the rations in the new event does? Dont have the chance to play it yet

[ocean widget]

#zealot-class message

[shy sandal]

[shy sandal]

From my experience, Paris looks beautiful, smells awful

[tawny gorge]

bro paris literally has a disease named after it that you only get going to it

nothing beautiful about that

[jaunty path]

Any French ppl here I got a question

[shy sandal]

It is the most overrated city in Europe, i'll give you that, but if you have realistic expectations, it looks alright

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/marex-golden-sniper-gif-15274894047511573761

[tired inlet]

It didn't have a problem with it. I was in St. Malo and it rained pretty hard. But it never got to 'wet dog' smell or anything
It if means anything I grew up on a cow farm so I'm pretty resistant to a lot of smells.

[jaunty path]

Any French people

Frenchers

Are you here

[outer jasper]

not a big fan of france

[jaunty path]

@tawny gorge starting to suspect you're trying to hide something

[shy sandal]

The place where i was at had guys selling adulterated "cigarettes" near the train station

[tawny gorge]

that i'm french? scroll up

[jaunty path]

Are you French

[tired inlet]

yeah, I grew up with a lot of people smoking because I was born in the 1980s.

[tawny gorge]

scroll up

[jaunty path]

Are you French

[tired inlet]

I did visit the Black Cat tobacconist; that was neat.

le chat noir

[tawny gorge]

point proven you people literally cannot scroll up

physically unable to

[jaunty path]

Are you French

[jaunty path]

Ableism I see

[whole glade]

what tf

[outer jasper]

french people when asked to do a simple task such as saying yes or no

[jaunty path]

^

[tawny gorge]

i steal from the blind, and use sign language to manipulate the deaf

[whole glade]

how do i track the rations?

[shy sandal]

London had really welcoming people weirdly enough.

Either my accent was good enough to fool them i wasn't a tourist or they really were just reserved.

A lady got pissed off because i though she was irish due to her accent though

[ocean widget]

mourningstar

[ocean widget]

you're not american so we dont give a shit about you

[tawny gorge]

you can do that in game too

[thick coyote]

Tab

[jaunty path]

Dense

[ocean widget]

oh neat

[jaunty path]

Are you french

[shy sandal]

Aye fair enough

[ocean widget]

"is this british person french"
are you stupid

[jaunty path]

Fashslayer why isn't 69 in ur name

[tired inlet]

Paris Syndrome? That's a cultural disease mostly affecting east asians as a psychological miasma due to the cognitive dissonance of the idealized version of PAris presented in films versus the reality of it being a huge city with millions of people who are just working and commuting and who really don't have time for tourists because they're trying to survive through the austerity and neoliberalism of their faithless Government while also trying not to fall into some fascist shithole by Marine Le Pen's goons

[jaunty path]

Are you saying someone can't be more than british

[whole glade]

they say zero

[ocean widget]

yes
its called colonisation missus

[jaunty path]

Starts pulling off your skin

Notice how you haven't said no yet

[tired inlet]

JESUS WEPT

[jaunty path]

Starting to think you're French.

[tawny gorge]

brother, im not reading a message that long if it starts with paris

[ocean widget]

i think the fact i spell colonisation with an s is enough to prove im not french

[tawny gorge]

wonder why

[jaunty path]

Ah bc u don't have sex

[shy sandal]

I thought i was going to see "Jimmy from the Pub", with his fat bald head, yelling for me to go back to my country with how people described it 😭

[swift beacon]

earnable aquilas when?

[ocean widget]

im going to bury you in a tin of tesco beans

[tired inlet]

#general-chat message

[ocean widget]

may 2025

[tawny gorge]

yes

[outer jasper]

a double standard is on the list of french things french people do

[ocean widget]

theres parts of the UK that'll probably be like that given reform is slowly gaining popularity unfortunately

[ancient violet]

🤮

[tired inlet]

imagine being frightened of reading a sentence. couldn't be me. I'm built different.

not even one of those 19th century Bronté run-on sentences either

[jaunty path]

Why did you post the goblin goblin emote

[little marten]

REFORM U.K. TAKING OUR BORDERS BACK

[thick coyote]

2026

[tawny gorge]

you're built like 2 snickers and an oversize hawaian shirt

[little marten]

THE LIONS GUARD US

[ancient violet]

😈

[outer jasper]

being needlessly rude to people is also a very french thing to do

[jaunty path]

Bring more Mexicans to America

[outer jasper]

sorry but I think youre french

[jaunty path]

We need more mexicans.

[zealous knoll]

People of the Imperium, I'd recommend not to recover rations

[tawny gorge]

i trust raziel wont take to heart that since he's a grown ass man

[tired inlet]

Dennis Nedry out here trying to insult other Unix users

[ancient violet]

The irony of the British empire enslaving and colonizing half the world is going to end with them complaining about people "invading" their country 😭

[tawny gorge]

dude compares me to a living legend

[jaunty path]

Anyone could be a sensitive soft wholesome femboy you know.

[shy sandal]

From my experience the brits and the french are not mean.... Just really really frustrated, all the time.

To be fair, that's most europeans from what i've witnessed

[tawny gorge]

im too lazy for linux i wouldnt even bother setting up a distro

[ocean widget]

yeah we're fed up with the morons in charge over here

[little marten]

Maybe but I doubt big gaz down the pub was alive during the British empire

[tired inlet]

A Dilophosaurus says differently.

[tawny gorge]

why havent i killed you yet

[little marten]

I’m voting for jezza again

[ocean widget]

you'd think they'd use the fact they're in with nobody liking them to improve the country but nope

[green shoal]

That makes sense yeah. If you destroy more, you'll get more regular hordes, and then a captain, and then twins
i think

[tawny gorge]

are you actually 40?

[little marten]

Might even join his party once it’s formed

[tired inlet]

for a few more months.

[outer jasper]

cuz youre french the moment you try to attack the slightest hint of aggressive will have you submitting

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

Not that U.K. politics is anything other than a thinly veiled apparatus to give their rich mates nhs grant money

[tawny gorge]

if the butcher from hit game diablo saw you he wouldnt say fresh meat

he'd say old rotten meat

[hollow karma]

So… recover=more ogryn spawns and destroy=?

[jaunty path]

Me after recovering all the rations

[misty trench]

what do people have against tin? it was a big deal in the bronze age y'know

[neon agate]

@maiden finch is french

[tawny gorge]

this dude is still going

[ocean widget]

they're destroying undamaged ration tins
they must be used to replace wasted rations

[ancient violet]

I'm more of an anti bronze kinda guy 😏

[tired inlet]

thinking the Butcher of Tristram would actually ever get a hit on me when I used a Boba Fett Trainer and had a Godly Plate of the Whale on my warrior is cope.
I ain't Wart.

[outer jasper]

I dont know when to drop the bit sorry

[jaunty path]

Keep going

Pets you

[outer jasper]

ok

nevermind

[shy sandal]

Recycling is very important in the 41st millennium ❤️‍🩹

[little marten]

Based

Never let them know your next move king

[tawny gorge]

cheating in my diablo?

[ancient violet]

Yeah like corpse starch 👍

[jaunty path]

Eat people

[tawny gorge]

i'll kill you in minecraft for that you scumbag

[jaunty path]

Kill me in the 8th dimension

[little marten]

Why would the inquisition enable ration recovery after it was tainted by chaos

[tawny gorge]

don't ever cheat in diablo again just peak warrior and start hitting things

[whole glade]

so are the rations like plasteel?

[tired inlet]

yeah, battle.net didn't really have centralized servers; so it never really checked as it was basically an IRC server that would transfer to AT&T control in 1998 when StarCraft was launched. So it never did integrity checks on games as it was more of a peer-2-peer host system.

[jaunty path]

Radical Inquisitors

[whole glade]

the track at the end of the game?

[hollow karma]

They let ogryn grow up big n strong

[shy sandal]

Why are you so angry all the time? 💔

[little marten]

Too radical for my liking

[outer jasper]

calling the inquisition on inquisitor grendyl

[whole glade]

not with my build

[tawny gorge]

"soo back in the 90s" 👴

[thick coyote]

Destroy moebian 21st hordes, captains,twins

[tired inlet]

used to install bots to moderate IRC channels on battle.net and manage them with topazchat

[shy sandal]

Man i miss Starcraft 2

[tawny gorge]

you can still play it

[tired inlet]

use diablo freware to make an account, switch to topazchat to then use battle.net as a full IRC server.

[shy sandal]

It's not the same without my old man

[tawny gorge]

also im angry all the time because rn im not making money but i got money on my mind, money on my phone because i talk to the money

[tired inlet]

<< reminiscing about Arcturus Mengsk

[tawny gorge]

may he rest in peace

[jaunty path]

You don't have a job :3

[whole glade]

my teammates are throwing

i swear

[jaunty path]

Real jobs are twitch streaming and making youtube videos

[whole glade]

no one can be this bad at being a team

[little marten]

Just become a popular streamer yeah

Then you’ll make money

[shy sandal]

Money Talks

[tawny gorge]

if i were to go into detail about mi vida to you it wouldnt be in darktide general chat

[jaunty path]

Be a twitch e girl for money :3

[orchid skiff]

this is the place to

fym

[jaunty path]

A bit of cleavage pays 6 months of rent

[tawny gorge]

can i even say the three letter acronym

[outer jasper]

french people do be angry

[orchid skiff]

shut the fuck up

[jaunty path]

Sure i forgor wha it is

[tawny gorge]

french people are broke they spend all their money on ciggis

[tired inlet]

well their Napoleanic Crown Jewels were stole this last week

[little marten]

Oh shit Rewdy

[outer jasper]

youre just mad

[jaunty path]

Fnf = Friday Night Farting

[tired inlet]

F.B.I. OPEN UP!?

[fair bridge]

L2C?

[little marten]

Anyone else get tingles when Rewdy drops a message

[ocean widget]

they were not stolen
they were just repossessed
into the british museum

[blissful kiln]

based

[whole glade]

they let a pox hound eat me for 100hp

[blissful kiln]

British Museum was pretty pog when I visited it

[tired inlet]

more than likely a Russian or Chinese oligarch funded the heist, but sure

[whole glade]

i swear

[blissful kiln]

they should repossess more stuff

[whole glade]

no teammate can be this bad

[hazy kestrel]

Just don’t get pounced pal. Skill issue.

[tawny gorge]

no, it has to do with the self

[little marten]

British musuem is pretty sick actually

[tawny gorge]

and doing things to the self

[outer jasper]

Im going to eat now

[little marten]

Don’t buy food there tho

[orchid skiff]

ur such a pussy

[whole glade]

the fucking zealot didnt ping it as i was carriing the payloads

[little marten]

£8 sandwich

[tired inlet]

Ah, H.O.N.; for Maslowe's Heirarchy of Needs

[jaunty path]

I wish there was a vtuber themed airport

[tired inlet]

achieving self-actualization

[fair bridge]

SPS

shower poop sleep

[hazy kestrel]

Never rely on anyone but yourself. Lesson one of any co-op game.

[tawny gorge]

french people do be hungry

[fair bridge]

you don't do any of these things............

[tired inlet]

how to call a cat

[jaunty path]

Thats what my arby build is centered around

I love my crusher

[outer jasper]

french people dont actually eat they live off a sense of superiority and those tiny espersso shots

theyre mad cuz theyre hungry and refuse to eat

[whole glade]

how tf can someone in a coop game not ping an enemy?

[ocean widget]

you tried to eat a fucking mummy nurgle

[tired inlet]

Rule #1: Always look out for #1

[tawny gorge]

espresso is italian you cultural appropriator

[whole glade]

its heresy threat

[tired inlet]

Rule #2: I'm #1

[tawny gorge]

get your own culture

[jaunty path]

New born babies

[outer jasper]

blame hte french

[little marten]

I seen them in Cairo 😈

[tawny gorge]

kamehameha

[outer jasper]

I dont drink coffee it tastes bad and is a crutch for people who cant wake themselves up

[hazy kestrel]

You expect way too much of the average player.

[jaunty path]

Italians pretending they have culture any further than gabagool and Sopranos:

[whole glade]

PINGING?!

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah

[little marten]

If you don’t ping you’re worthless

[jaunty path]

Starts farting

[hazy kestrel]

Too high expectations

[tawny gorge]

im not gonna say what i wanna say

[tired inlet]

nmap -n -sn -PE 127.0.0.1/24

[whole glade]

EXACTLY

[tawny gorge]

but just know that i wanna say what i wanna say

i just can't say

what i wanna say

[whole glade]

Alright pyro calm down

[little marten]

Takes like the briefest amount of muscle memory to learn to ping

[tawny gorge]

starts farting LOUDER

[jaunty path]

That I'm true?

[whole glade]

NOOO

[whole glade]

I love that weird british man

[jaunty path]

Starts farting harder

[hazy kestrel]

Joker shroom wit’ da ciggie. What will he do?

[tired inlet]

LSD

[little marten]

🍑 🌬️

[cunning estuary]

let it be known, if we allow a sliver of a chance of corruption to spread we are doomed, destroy the rations is what i shall be doing

[jaunty path]

Does lsd make you fart rainbows

[hazy kestrel]

No

[jaunty path]

Like Nyan Cat

[gaunt wind]

Destroying MY Rashuns

[tired inlet]

depends on the trip

[cunning estuary]

not yours, your rashuns are safe

[ocean widget]

they're undamaged tins

they're fine to eat

[cunning estuary]

i rather not take the chance

[gaunt wind]

The Emprah promised me these Rashuns 40,000 years ago

[jaunty path]

Nurgle

[ocean widget]

you dont know how tins work

[jaunty path]

Dense

Nurgle.

[cunning estuary]

yes is metal box that contains things

[ocean widget]

wot

[jaunty path]

Metal Box that contains things

[blissful kiln]

I think dense is a nurgle cultist

[jaunty path]

Chaos god nurgle.

[arctic escarp]

you disingenuous dense mothafucka..

[jaunty path]

Tins have like

Things in them dude

[ocean widget]

do you dare question a brit over the quality of their tins

[blissful kiln]

yes

[ocean widget]

well fuck you wanker

[thorny cave]

We all chaos cultists we just dont know the gods yet

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[jaunty path]

In the setting of 40k

[tawny gorge]

like fish n chips

[gaunt wind]

Pre-Poxwalker

[tawny gorge]

all 4 but tzeench is prolly the weakest

[thorny cave]

Bitch im gonna be a beautiful daemonette. How dare you insult my beauty

[jaunty path]

Starts eating human meat

[tawny gorge]

Slaanesh? we got japan for that
Khorne? we got the us for that
Nurgle? india and france for that

[jaunty path]

Sorry! Brain did dumb

[gaunt wind]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder as they say

[little marten]

Nurgle

[thorny cave]

LOL I thought it was hilarious

[orchid skiff]

where do you even get those mpreg

[jaunty path]

[thorny cave]

Pox walkers are farts eating human meat

[gaunt wind]

New Dehli is Nurgles Garden

[blissful kiln]

trade secret

[little marten]

🤔

[jaunty path]

Calling the brown people nurgle adjacent is wild

[orchid skiff]

bro is scared

[little marten]

Bordering some time outs here atm

[orchid skiff]

shivering in his boots

[blissful kiln]

you can subscribe to my patreon to download the latest mpreg

[thorny cave]

lol this is lit

[gaunt wind]

Oh But calling the French Nurgle adjacent is fine huh

[neon agate]

I am not nurlge adjacent (oh wait this is in game my b)

[little marten]

Neither is

[tawny gorge]

no one did that

wtf

[gaunt wind]

I dont think the French care that much

[thorny cave]

We embrace all chaos gods equally

slannesh helped us invent french

[jaunty path]

a

[little marten]

Not me I’m a nurgussy boy through and through

[thorny cave]

Thats why it sounds so secksi

[tawny gorge]

you're loco

[tawny gorge]

wwtf

inquisition

[gaunt wind]

Cease the Heresy

[jaunty path]

As a black pansexual(I'm banned from the food kitchen) girl, I am deeply offended by this claim

[tawny gorge]

oh nah Horus is the man don't believe the conspiracies

[jaunty path]

Dude

Fnaf x 40k crossover

[gaunt wind]

Why would the Emperor ever make Horus Warmaster his name is literally Horus Heresy

[tawny gorge]

black i believe you
pansexual i believe
girl i believe you
banned from the food kitchen?
there are 2 pieces of information here that dont match

[little marten]

This must be some kind of Horus Heresy

[orchid skiff]

why specify food kitchen

[jaunty path]

Pots and pans are very nice.

[orchid skiff]

how many kitchens are there

i only know 2

[blissful kiln]

are you black or are you attracted to black pans specifically?

[jaunty path]

Also wow for once someone believes im black and not call me white as fuck

Lmfao

[gaunt wind]

Cast Iron Skillets just get me all hot and bothered

[orchid skiff]

if you didn't vote for biden then you ain't black

fuck me that was 5 years ago

[jaunty path]

I don't think I could even vote at the time

[orchid skiff]

time flies

[jaunty path]

Old

[orchid skiff]

well then i don't make the rule

[gaunt wind]

We're getting old

[blissful kiln]

Joseph Biden the Arbiter of Melanin

[orchid skiff]

praise be his name

[blissful kiln]

praise be

[gaunt wind]

Biden Blast this planet cleanse it of heresy

[tawny gorge]

i don't see colour

[jaunty path]

Pulls off your skin

[tawny gorge]

we're all red inside

[tawny gorge]

exactly

[jaunty path]

Some have better insides than others. Like clowns

[little marten]

Mines probably a bit yellowish

[tawny gorge]

roadmen routine does that to you

[arctic escarp]

taking away your melanin 😔

[orchid skiff]

the brown mafia has decided your fate

[little marten]

If you’re so brown name 5 shades

[arctic escarp]

theres 50 shades of brown...

[little marten]

Name them

[arctic escarp]

I am currently incapable to do such a task

my deepest apologies

[tawny gorge]

50 shades of what?

sex

[little marten]

I’d say that too if I couldn’t name them

But I’ll let you off this time cause you’re cool

[jaunty path]

Woaw...I'll be paper white then? Wow....then I can finally be the clown I always dreamed of!

[arctic escarp]

yay!

[fair bridge]

coffee, mocha, peanut, carob, hickory, pecan, walnut, caramel, gingerbread, syrup, chocolate, tortilla, umber, tawny, brunette, cinnamon, penny, cedar, oak, fir, almond, beaver, bisque, bistre, bronze, cafe au lait, cafe noir, taupe, tan, sand, fawn, khaki, golden brown, ochre, saddle, wheat, russet, sepia, sienna, burlywood, tumbleweed, tuscan brown, chamoisee, coconut, acorn, ash brown, bark, brandy, brown bear, brown sugar, camel, canvas brown, cashmere, chamomile, chicory, croissant, desert grey, dull brown, fall harvest, firewood and hardwood

[tawny gorge]

this dude is french

[little marten]

tldr

[fair bridge]

brown

[formal mortar]

Brown cows for chocolate milk

[blissful kiln]

I prefer bird's milk

[little marten]

goats is p good

[gaunt wind]

Pink Cows are known for their delicious strawberry milk

[tawny gorge]

and white cows for

[formal mortar]

Gonna grow a pizza tree

[whole glade]

guh

[lethal socket]

if I speak

[little marten]

i love strawberry milk and i dont care who knows

[lethal socket]

I will get killed :(

[formal mortar]

You just spoke tho

[hollow karma]

Valid

[tawny gorge]

we're sending you the endz

[gaunt wind]

Strawberry Milk good as fuck

[tawny gorge]

and the nhs won't save you

[hollow karma]

Strawberry milk goated

[formal mortar]

Gonna go get some strawberry milk

[gaunt wind]

I might do the same

[hollow karma]

Imma have some malort milk

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

I have to buy more i just got last glass

[arctic escarp]

I just love how theres a bg3 nsfw mod literally called immersive nudity 💀

[little marten]

how immersive

[thick fog]

We having immersive sex in bg3

[arctic escarp]

some of the romance animaton looks clunky and awkward

but they nail the romance aspect at least

[thick fog]

tbh thats for every game

[tawny gorge]

immersive sim

[thick fog]

romance scenes in games always looked awkward

Even worse with first person romance scenes

[tawny gorge]

Cyberpunk 2077

[thick fog]

I was about to point that out LOL

[tawny gorge]

Cyberpunk 2077

2

[arctic escarp]

Im browsing the bg3 nexus looking for some cool clothing mods..

[hollow karma]

Double down is crazy

But true

[tawny gorge]

tbh it depends

the only one i'd call really awkward is the one with the police

but thats by design, his questline is also half arsed so there's that

panam's route feels organic just sped up

[blissful kiln]

that's a good mod in theory
the one and only case where nudity is shown outside of romance scenes is astarion's final quest

why bother with full nudity if they're so afraid of using it

[arctic escarp]

true...

[tawny gorge]

you can't go outside with your willy out in baldcunts gay?

and it won goty?

[arctic escarp]

you actually can...

[tawny gorge]

you did it?

sicko

[elder merlin]

Stop fuckin the bear, goddamnit

[thick fog]

I will fuck the dragon thank you very much

[arctic escarp]

I will have gay sex with the big burly man!!!

[elder merlin]

You can fuck a dragon? I thought it was just between the bear and the mind flayer?

[arctic escarp]

also bear being a gay term for...big burly gay guys

[elder merlin]

Im talking about the actual bear, as in the animal

[tawny gorge]

they know

[thick fog]

I just mean the dragonborns and dark urge

[tawny gorge]

they just wanted to educate you in lgbt culture

[blissful kiln]

no, but squidward had a gay dragon lover

[tawny gorge]

lgtv slang

[elder merlin]

I know they know, im just reiterating

They always know

[tawny gorge]

who are they?

why do they always know?

[arctic escarp]

the woke mob 😔

[elder merlin]

They, them, he, she, you, me, all of us

Everyone in here

Nobody

Who knows

[thick fog]

what is this woke nonsense? Them? He and she?

Tf is pronouns

[arctic escarp]

what is this woke nonsense

[thick fog]

That did not existed in my school back then

[arctic escarp]

empathy is a sin yall

[elder merlin]

Furries were a mistake

[thick fog]

It aint a furry if is a scaly smh

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i lost my goddamn mind at that shit, i fuckin swear

[thick fog]

asmongold:

[tawny gorge]

give em melatonin

[ocean widget]

you lost your man?

damn go get him back paul

[elder merlin]

It was a typo lol

[tawny gorge]

asmongold is just stupid he's not heartless

[elder merlin]

Im tired

[tawny gorge]

heartlessly ignorant

[jade stump]

we need a strike team to get paul's brain back, hes tired

[elder merlin]

More tired than i thought apparently

[jade stump]

[tawny gorge]

its in the middle east

[ocean widget]

no fuckable dragonborn gears

[agile crag]

guys stop destroying the rations

[tawny gorge]

out of respect for paul we'll leave it there

[jade stump]

make stronger rations

[elder merlin]

You think i have a brain?

[ocean widget]

nah, i ate it

[elder merlin]

Never been there in my life, shut up

[tawny gorge]

insulting someone like this has no meaning, so yes you do have a brain

[elder merlin]

I aint going to a desert, hot as fuck there, and there are probably big ass spiders

[frosty torrent]

Destroy the rations, remember the Mobian 21st!

[elder merlin]

Aint going there

[elder merlin]

Barely

And when we playing Darktide? @tawny gorge

[tawny gorge]

middle east = desert

[thick fog]

I will do the urge

even if he kills me smh

[ocean widget]

if you're not the urge the urge is dead

so you're kinda fucked in that regard

[tawny gorge]

what's that?

never played that game a day in my life

[arctic escarp]

ay Ive been to saudi arabia

[thick fog]

if we destroy, they run out of twins and captains man

[arctic escarp]

that part of the middle east is all desert at least

[thick fog]

bro literally admited he was born without empathy on stream

[agile crag]

we gotta feed the citizens of tertium

[elder merlin]

Ok, not entirely desert, but whatever

[tawny gorge]

reminder that he's stupid?

[arctic escarp]

yeaa...

[tawny gorge]

dont take his word at face value

[arctic escarp]

defending asmon ew

[tawny gorge]

if i tell you i'm a machine that kills nazis

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

would you believe me?

[ocean widget]

i mean tbf empathy is an aberration modifier which he didnt get

[tawny gorge]

what type of defense is "reminder that he's stupid?"

lmfao

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/zC0ZGfQqHBE?si=wSKukVP3Ugo5VuL9

[feral vessel]

scuse me

[elder merlin]

Isnt Asmongold the guy who woke up to a corpse decomposing in his walls and just used it as an alarm clock for awhile?

[tawny gorge]

"ay this dude is a dumbass"
"mate stop defending him"

[ocean widget]

it was a rat corpse

[feral vessel]

Asmongold is, objectively speaking, a pretty nasty person

[thick fog]

sometimes is better to die early

[elder merlin]

Dont worry, you're cool

[ancient violet]

I think the issue is that they are sorta diminishing Asmongold's accountability on what he says and does

[tawny gorge]

@arctic escarp come back i need you to explain that 2 me

[feral vessel]

'apparently being an acolyte of nurgle gives you expertise in world of warcraft' said one wise man

[elder merlin]

Everytime i see him it looks like he's never washed his face

[hollow karma]

He scares me

Reminds me that people like that actually exist

[arctic escarp]

you sound like defending asmon when you try to justify his antics as being oh hes stupid

[tawny gorge]

he is nurgle's second in command

[formal mortar]

Is there a dale darktide video, similar to the dale Zelda dale vid?

[arctic escarp]

like backhanded defense type

[elder merlin]

Nurgle worshippers usually have that effect on people

[tawny gorge]

except i didnt do that

you dummy

[arctic escarp]

fair

[tawny gorge]

"i dont have empathy"

is a stupid statement

[feral vessel]

he lacks the usual jovial nature of nurgle worshippers though

[hollow karma]

For now

[elder merlin]

Ah, one of those then

[feral vessel]

nurglites are pretty cheery and joyous when they're not trying to tear off loyalist skin

[elder merlin]

Typhus is Jovial?

[feral vessel]

MOST of them

[tawny gorge]

sarcasm isnt that hard to grasp mate

[ancient violet]

I think people don't realize half the time what his actions on stream does via ripple effects across the internet and even the real world 😭

[tawny gorge]

i've been here before the game even came out

[elder merlin]

That too was sarcasm

[dire crow]

Anyone here having issues with error 4001?

[tawny gorge]

kamehameha

[jaunty path]

Asmondgold is a roach taken form of a man who unfortunately has a lot of fucking influence

[little marten]

i am woke

[ancient violet]

I am sleep

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/robbing-asmongold-house-me-finding-out-gif-16890099709542597840

[tawny gorge]

he was bound 4 success

[feral vessel]

metamorphosis

[jaunty path]

Literally

[tawny gorge]

that level of WoW knowledge at that moment in time?

[jaunty path]

Dude I just realized

[elder merlin]

From the way its described, i would imagine you'd know its his house as soon as you open the door

[jaunty path]

Asmond is roach coach from ppg

[tawny gorge]

arent you the same mod that removed perms

[jaunty path]

Think about it

Yeah he also killed my family

[misty trench]

actually no I didn't remove shit lmao

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/tripping-crying-rage-gif-10484062

[whole glade]

oooo the boys have a haunted house trip

ooooo

[misty trench]

I don't have perms to edit channel permissions and nor can I make that call on my own

[whole glade]

my ghost loving brain likey :3

[tawny gorge]

can you ban people

[ocean widget]

the mod team decided embed perms needed to be removed

[misty trench]

yes I can ban people

[jaunty path]

Maybe the removed image perms were the friends we made along the way

[thick fog]

Me trying to murder asmongold but he quickly summons his cockroach army to protect him as armor

[jaunty path]

Tfw Hun can't ban me because I'm not a person

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

does tencent pay you

[elder merlin]

He gets paid in firm handshakes

[formal mortar]

Cant have image perms because too many losers dont know how to act in a public setting

[whole glade]

ye

[hollow karma]

Ten cent is the pay check

[misty trench]

brother this shit is volunteer, nobody pays for moderation

[thick fog]

[elder merlin]

[thick fog]

You dont get it, you work to an official game discord server

So of course you being paid

[untold skiff]

Man is paid with the duty of being able to ban people who yell the nword in VC.

What glorious duty

[hollow karma]

B….b…but? It has check mark???

[jaunty path]

I will take the job when server moderation unironically becomes a job

[thick fog]

reddit

[jaunty path]

I will

[dire crow]

Guys, does anyone else have error 4001? I can't join the game at all.

[elder merlin]

Why do people mod for gaming discords then?

[jaunty path]

I need money

[misty trench]

so never

[elder merlin]

What do you get out of it? @misty trench

[jaunty path]

SOON

[arctic escarp]

he gets playtester priivlege

[misty trench]

no I already had that

[hollow karma]

And piss colored name

[thick fog]

Can I hire you for my vrchat moderator group instance

Your job is to kick and ban anyone who you dont like or have an opinion

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-haircut-meme-smack-gif-17673522996508069582

[elder merlin]

Why be a mod in anything, if you dont get anything for doing it?

[arctic escarp]

aah I havent chatted in a server Im a regular it. Ive been really avoidant of them these couple days

[misty trench]

I was playtesting before I was moderating, hell I was playtesting before DT even existed

I just took up moderating this server as a favour to Hedge and it's not really that much effort

[elder merlin]

Who is hedge?

[whole glade]

me

me am hedge

[arctic escarp]

is not that much effort still rings true after 3 years

[misty trench]

one of the old CMs

[tawny gorge]

wym old

[thick fog]

Fym "wym old"

[formal mortar]

They're like 110 years old

[thick fog]

It literally explains

[hollow karma]

They’re like 97 years old

[misty trench]

FORMER, PREVIOUS, MOVED ON TO GREENER PASTURES

[tawny gorge]

rip hedge fund, fired by tencent for failing to pledge allegiance to the CCP

[thick fog]

People lost the sense of the word old

[formal mortar]

Gotta be quicker grog

[arctic escarp]

its better than CM'ing for Darktide community

[tawny gorge]

no it doesnt you just

1. haven't grasped the complexity of it
2. didn't play deus ex

[hollow karma]

Ogryn thinking as fast and possible

[formal mortar]

Guess my implant is faster

[ancient violet]

VR chat

[blazing ibex]

Planescape Torment mentioned

[thick fog]

So you want to join. Give me your personal data

[tawny gorge]

no it hasnt

[hollow karma]

You one of the smarties, can count the 3 digit numbers

[ancient violet]

Sure I live in nunya

[tawny gorge]

smarties are candy

[blazing ibex]

[ancient violet]

Last 4 digits of my SS: 6942

[hollow karma]

Rashuns u say?

[ancient violet]

Date of birth: 14/47/1776

[tawny gorge]

if any 6'5 goth girls from the north pole need my information just dm

[ancient violet]

Sorry I'm from the south pole 😞

[thick fog]

Man is ancient than the established American states

[ancient violet]

Yeah I was in the rebellion with the Breakfast guy

[whole glade]

what...?

[ripe tangle]

Date of birth: 1695

hehehehehehe

[hushed mist]

anyone else having a problem with text and voice chat in game?

[ocean widget]

no

[hushed mist]

hmmm, skill issue I see

[ripe tangle]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[upper citrus]

i genuinely hate this event, not because of the event itself, but because who on the fatshark table decided that 1 and 2 the keys designated to swap weapons, were the way to go

[hushed mist]

lol I keep hearing people say that. cant you just rebind it?

[upper citrus]

idk, either way, this being the default choice is just horrible regardless

i normally hate rebinding, i rarely do, unless theres some diabolically dogshit binding like this

[hushed mist]

I get ya, but yeah you can rebind just the pickup event items buttons

[upper citrus]

the event is poggies, i like both outcomes, but holy the keys

[hushed mist]

I thought it was going to be an actual item like grims or scrips that you held and then there was a chance to have the item start corrupting you

[upper citrus]

i genuinely think recover is massively winning simply because melee is more played than ranged so they press 1 to not change, and you cant convince me otherwise

[hushed mist]

I'd believe that. but what happens if you destroy more than you recover? still get a plague ogryn?

[upper citrus]

ogryns are also more fun than captains

if you destroy you get a captain with a moebian 21st wave

[hushed mist]

lol so about the same

[upper citrus]

yeah

one would argue twin pogryn is easier

but still

[sleek harness]

Theses heretics went too far

Stealing rations? Really?

[gaunt wind]

The flew too close to the sun

[rocky void]

i'm absolutely convinced of this as well

[hushed mist]

whats next, stims?