general-chat

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S KARKING GOOO!

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-mort-gif-21834126

[astral basin]

What merciful madness fid i miss coming from lucia this time

[misty trench]

look all I'm saying is if any of you are in Australia in the next 12 months then hit me up

but actually don't because I won't be there and can't get a beer with you 😔

[little marten]

Austria has never appealed to me, I think Germany and Hungary will be my European exploits

[ripe tangle]

I actually heard Vienna is a really nice city, beautiful and very touristy

[somber stream]

Exciting

[ocean widget]

Dont worry we can just firebomb a youtubers house while we wait, dont think anyone's done that before

[ripe tangle]

one of the best places to go for a vacation

[misty trench]

I heard Vienna has Sausages

[somber stream]

It is, i have a relative there. Would be great to move there

[little marten]

I bet they all love classical music there tho they’ll look down on me

[misty trench]

well it's ok because you only get 5 years in prison for it apparently

[ripe tangle]

you think they'd look down on me too?

[little marten]

Depends are you short?

[somber stream]

They're nice

[ripe tangle]

I'm 1.6 m

[somber stream]

Much nicer than your average German

[little marten]

Convert it you heathen

[ripe tangle]

5'5

or 5'4

one of the two

[little marten]

What’s the height of your average Austrian

[ripe tangle]

like between them

[astral basin]

Round here well call em Baby Ds

[somber stream]

Male 1m75-1m8

[ripe tangle]

Arnold Schwarzaneggar

[misty trench]

SHORT

[somber stream]

Female, 1m7

[little marten]

I think you’d be on an even playing field sister

[ocean widget]

5 foot 10 for men 5 foot 6 for women if im reich

[astral basin]

We have a chibi sister of battle in here

[misty trench]

oh hey that's my height

[somber stream]

Oh you dog

[somber stream]

Twin

[misty trench]

we're allowed to go on the rollercoasters (barely)

[hazy kestrel]

It’s tough being short. My tall friends used to use me as an armrest sometimes.

[astral basin]

I keep telling folk lucia is the short angry type of SoB

[ripe tangle]

is the Netherlands a good place to visit?

[south jetty]

If you're what now

[little marten]

Is her height considered short?

[ocean widget]

She is

[misty trench]

my tall mates would lift me in the air so I could grab onto the basketball hoop and reposition it like some sort of fucking hook

[somber stream]

we're standard FromSoft character Height
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/i-was-surprised-and-delighted-to-learn-that-every-fromsoft-protagonist-outside-of-elden-ring-nightreign-is-5-feet-7-inches-tall-aka-the-best-height-for-cool-people/

[whole glade]

me am gringin

[south jetty]

I'm 5' 8", up from 5' 7" for some reason despite not having grown in 17 years

[little marten]

Bro is a wretch

[formal mortar]

They're only 5'7"?

[ripe tangle]

does taking T add to height?

[little marten]

If you stand on it yes

[south jetty]

That's my best guess

[little marten]

Like the Pixar lamp

[ocean widget]

Maybe by like an inch or so

It is based off bone structure n shit too

[south jetty]

maybe it's because it gave me more muscle to support my shitty back

[hazy kestrel]

If I had proper sitting posture, I’d probably be taller. But, alas.

[little marten]

I don’t get the whole height thing if you spend long enough with someone you stop seeing them as tall or short anyway

[hazy kestrel]

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah testosterone only helps with height as a teen

[formal mortar]

Only if you are not done growing, if you're an adult then no

[misty trench]

well HRT is kinda like a second puberty so

[little marten]

I’m height blind unless it’s like an actual Goliath

[formal mortar]

Wjat

[ocean widget]

HRT doesnt unfuse bones aquila

[somber stream]

How tall?

Was it 1m8, if i recall correctly

[little marten]

Like 6’3 and above tbh

Wait me?

[somber stream]

Yeah you

[astral basin]

If i took teste supplements id probably be 6’3-6’4
Ive got a great bone mech, but the meat armor is lacking

[ripe tangle]

would you push the button if what it did was merge NZ with Australia, like the two countries suddenly crash into eachother at breakneck speed.

[formal mortar]

Hehe he said teste

[ocean widget]

Nah mate ur bones are fused

[little marten]

Dammit

[misty trench]

no that's what the oxy acetylene torch is for

[hazy kestrel]

True. But tall women make my knees weak, and I’d hate to one day not register them as being tall.

[little marten]

5’11

[formal mortar]

Nurgle is 6'

[little marten]

Based

[formal mortar]

He's lying and saying he's 5'11" to be nice

[ripe tangle]

you can always meet our Repentia Mistress, she's about 6 feet tall and carries a neural whip.

[little marten]

It’s me

[misty trench]

sometimes u gotta meet people half way, and that's why this chat is now levelling off at 5'10

[somber stream]

Is height that important in America? I've never notice people obsessing over that here in Europe

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[somber stream]

Except for the Danes, they're fucking trees

[misty trench]

I think it's just an internet thing

[little marten]

Height is MASSIVE in normie dating culture

At least here

[somber stream]

Oh i see i see

[ripe tangle]

only in dating apps like Tinder and Bumble, otherwise people don't care about height.

[green shoal]

Same. When I see women from a distance, my brain sees them as the same height as me. But as they get closer, they shrink heh (like reverse perspective)

[formal mortar]

Lucia keeps making me want to play soulstorm or inquisotry martyr ngl

[astral basin]

If i straighten out the failed posture check. Im 6’1

[hazy kestrel]

Not really, I just have a type.

[little marten]

Are you sure they’re not descending escalators?

[whole glade]

gug

[astral basin]

Welcome back fetus

[autumn plank]

it kinda matters but only for superfluous reasons, most really dont care

[misty trench]

idk I think height is really blown out of proportion y'know

[green shoal]

maybe they're doing that sneaky trick yeah, where you pretend like you're walking down an escalator but you're just kind of bending down

[little marten]

Love that one!

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, you’re probably right.

[little marten]

I like to pinch my nose and shimmy like I’m going underwater but I’m not because I’m at a bus stop and no one’s laughing because I’m a grown man

[somber stream]

I can certainly see the appeal of dating tall people, but to make it a must have trait is pushing it a bit

[misty trench]

also straight up if you're a short-ish dude and you're having trouble getting dates it's NOT the height I assure you (that or said people aren't worth dating anyway)

[astral basin]

Natural estimation differential
You are calculating the most relevant knowledge first, which is yourself

[little marten]

Short kings are kings for a reason

[clever horizon]

she dark my tide til i havoc 40

[ripe tangle]

who are the Short King's Vassals?

where is the Short Kingdom?

[clever horizon]

egirls and single moms

[ripe tangle]

why is his height a prerequisite for his Monarchy?

[little marten]

Heavy is the crown

[astral basin]

Napoleon was not short. The french was using some weird made up measurements at the time

[ripe tangle]

Short are his legs

[fair bridge]

just finished tron ares
if jared leto wasn't in this i'd almost call it decent

[misty trench]

I'm 5'7 and legit had the issue of having too many relationships when I was younger (I rebounded a lot and was enabled to do so)

[little marten]

Also short dudes tend to be more handsome imo like got interesting faces like rogue ish charm

[hazy kestrel]

That’s why we’re short, it’s crushing our vertebrae and stunting our height growth.

[outer jasper]

I beg to differ

[little marten]

Really tall dudes just look like high elves and they’re kill on sight

[fair bridge]

the nine inch nails soundtrack goes hard though

[misty trench]

reporting you to the thalmor rn

[fair bridge]

takes the movie from a 4 to a 5 easily

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Pelinal Whitestrake

[little marten]

Present your argument

[outer jasper]

me, Im the argument

[clever horizon]

more offtopic than zealot chat

[outer jasper]

Im hideous and 5'1

[clever horizon]

you guys play arc raiders?

[misty trench]

this chat is well on its way to being demoted from general chat to corporal chat ngl

[somber stream]

I think the problem lies in the hideous bit

[hazy kestrel]

You are beautiful pal, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

[little marten]

I have no psychic powers atm cause I had a big dinner but imma say you’re probably not hideous

[outer jasper]

proof?

yall have never seen me

[autumn plank]

E4 mafia chat when

[misty trench]

u don't know that

👁️

[inland mantle]

That's what you think

[outer jasper]

you live in canada Im pretty sure youd die if you came to the south us

[little marten]

I rolled the bones

It told me everything I needed

[misty trench]

I'm Australian, I'm the most southbound cunt out here smh

[hazy kestrel]

What doth the auguries say?

[outer jasper]

true

[clever horizon]

"short kings rise up" but how many iphone 16s tall are you

[little marten]

Pickles is a grade A snack

[misty trench]

depends, are the batteries bulging?

[languid hazel]

Character background still has no effect on the character at all right? I’m assuming that hasn’t changed

[outer jasper]

wrong pickles, pickles go hard but they werent talking about me

[twin flower]

just different voice lines n stuff

[misty trench]

still absolutely zero outside Cadian giving you da purple eyes n shit

[outer jasper]

sometimes I drink pickle juice

[little marten]

Ur probably mad cute and have a cheeky smile you don’t realise you do that keeps the world spinning

[outer jasper]

I dont smile

[little marten]

Same tbf

Sounds silly but like I don’t really know how

[languid hazel]

Same

Also same

[twin flower]

not even naturally?

[misty trench]

wtf I grin like a fuckin idiot all the time, it helps me get through security checks

[somber stream]

Same lol

I have this fake smile 70% of the time

Corpo life got to me

[little marten]

I think I must naturally but I can’t do a fake smile then

Like on command

[misty trench]

smile through da pain 🤝

[hazy kestrel]

Downturn-y mouth prevents me from smiling well. I have resting “done with everything” face.

[echo scarab]

Beanz

[little marten]

Look like someone on back of a cigarette packet 💀

[hazy kestrel]

What kind of beans?

[wicked sentinel]

Hey love

[echo scarab]

Heyo ^^

[twin flower]

baked beans

[formal mortar]

I smile a lot too for some reason

[hazy kestrel]

Best beans.

[formal mortar]

Previous employer thought I was high because I would always be smiling

[twin flower]

the only beans

[echo scarab]

Me n the boys at 3am lookin for beans

[somber stream]

No need for fake smiles if you're not dealing with people every day

[echo scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-3am-beans-gif-15374589

[little marten]

Everytime you sent me a laughing emoji was a lie

[somber stream]

I found a smile, no matter how fake. Give you an edge in dealing with matters

[misty trench]

my employer would've been correct

[somber stream]

No i actually grin

[autumn plank]

straight up just listen to fossil canyon while you work and things get 10 times better its great

[formal mortar]

I don't get high lol

[little marten]

Also who cares if you think ur uggers statistically more than one person thinks otherwise so go buy a bicycle and find them

[hazy kestrel]

No, that’s not true pal. It was more of a smirk, but that’s all I can muster.

[misty trench]

I've been taking a break but I was getting baked out of my mind like once a week for the last few years

maybe more than once lol but anyway

[little marten]

I miss getting high lol

[outer jasper]

sorry Im a statistical anomaly

[hazy kestrel]

Whatever gets you through the work shift.

[somber stream]

Smoke free for 2 months and counting

[misty trench]

I haven't touched any for like a month and a bit now? something like that

[little marten]

You are the outlier 🙏

[formal mortar]

I have gotten high before, but I have an unusually high tolerance for it

[astral basin]

And were living the same damn lie, and its a shame
That i cant rememberrrr

[formal mortar]

Same thing with drinking, I have a high tolerance

[jaunty path]

I drank a barrels worth of crude oil

yummy.

[hazy kestrel]

I’m boring, I don’t drink. It looks fun though.

[outer jasper]

you cant joybait me Ive looked in a mirror before

[formal mortar]

That isn't boring

[vocal hawk]

das kapital

[formal mortar]

You can still have fun and not drink or smoke

[misty trench]

I don't plan on staying sober or w/e just reducing total intake to like, once every couple weeks or smth but figured I'd take an extended break just so I break the habit

[little marten]

I wouldn’t joybait if I thought you were mad ugly I’d just pretend i didn’t read your messages 💀

[misty trench]

plus I'll have to see how I go once I get medication n shit anyway, might end up feeling no urge or they'll tell me to avoid it

[vocal hawk]

bp reference

[hazy kestrel]

Fair, though I’m more of a “stay inside forever with my book collection” kinda guy. Going outside is rough for my introverted self.

[little marten]

What’s that?

[formal mortar]

I stay inside too, I don't go out to party much

[vocal hawk]

looks are the only thing that matters basically

[somber stream]

Been thinking of getting a kindle

[little marten]

Kindle is pretty great I finally got one with a backlight

[somber stream]

Physical books are a bitch to move around with

[little marten]

I could never read high tbf

[somber stream]

Thought? How long do they last

[formal mortar]

I have trouble reading on a kindle

[little marten]

The battery?

[vocal hawk]

why not just get books

[somber stream]

Can you import your own Pdf?

[astral basin]

I get called shaggy for how i look
I get called high bc i space out

[little marten]

Fuck knows I just click a book and read it sorry 🙁

Battery lasts ages tho

[somber stream]

Space

[little marten]

I charge it maybe once a month

[vocal hawk]

stack hundreds of books on top of each other like in little nightmares

[little marten]

I buy books I think are worth having on the bookshelf

[misty trench]

I've been enjoying reading books again ngl

[autumn plank]

kindles tend to last around 3-5 years give or take, source being me

[misty trench]

currently reading Guns, Germs and Steel

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-high-scooby-doo-gif-12057697

[vocal hawk]

have you read the very hungry caterpillar? very deep

[somber stream]

Like the battery or the entire thing? They fail after 5 years?

HOW

It's literally just for reading

[tawny gorge]

fax though

[misty trench]

it kept giving me the munchies so no

[odd shadow]

What about Cloudy Chance of Meatballs (not the new modern version OG version)

[little marten]

Kindle isn’t particularly expensive tho

100 euros for 5 years

[somber stream]

No they aren't

But i don't like to part with my stuff

[vocal hawk]

I tried getting into actually long books like war and peace but it’s so fucking boringggggg

[somber stream]

I still have the Iphone 7 from 2018

[autumn plank]

the whole thing tends to fail overall before any battery issues arise, theyre good machines im just rather tough on them lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Unrelated: That one guy with the big glasses and the massive newfound book collection from that one nuclear apocalypse episode of the Twilight Zone is a mood tbh. Too bad even with time enough at last, fate broke his karking glasses. Always thought that that particular ending was just depressing. My man just wanted to read all the books.

[little marten]

I have an 8 I think it’s cracked to shut

[somber stream]

OH so it's more of a user issue than the product itself

[little marten]

Are you also a cheapskate?

[odd shadow]

The chad “me like color pictures” enjoyer

[little marten]

I most certainly kinda am

[somber stream]

I prefer the term practical spender

[vocal hawk]

basically

[little marten]

Based

[somber stream]

Getcho Iphone 17 plus promax bro

[autumn plank]

money mileage maximizer for me

[somber stream]

It's crucial for your daily lives bro

[vocal hawk]

I heard 1984 is based off of modern day england, is this true?

[little marten]

My family are spending addicts so I have an aversion to always chasing the new thing

They’re like paying off debts from decades ago still

[somber stream]

Bruh

[vocal hawk]

consumerism’s finest soldiers

[little marten]

🙏

[somber stream]

My relatives from Japan give me reality check every day, keep me grounded and saving money instead of spending

[odd shadow]

Global inflation is a karker ain’t it

[little marten]

For them lol

[vocal hawk]

inflation is good

[autumn plank]

i dont get how people do that, not even the money part of it, its the whole thing that things take time to get to used to using, how do people use a phone for like a year and then switch, like did you even have time to get used to using it?

[somber stream]

Most case are "rebecca's boyfriend got her a new phone so must have one as well else i'm a failure"

[misty trench]

I legit upgraded from my iphone 6 this year lmao

[hazy kestrel]

I’m more of a use it until it breaks before upgrading kinda guy.

[somber stream]

Not the case for most German, luckily. We're all cheapskates

[little marten]

Without sounding rude and I may be entirely wrong but I get the impression from my own family they don’t have the intelligence to understand they are not magpies chasing the next shiny thing when they get bored

[misty trench]

and only because I copped an iphone 12 for free lmao

[blazing ibex]

what planned obsolescence will do to a mofo 😔

[somber stream]

Looking into this as well, apps are slowly but surely cease to support older devices

[misty trench]

yeah mine didn't support jack shit so it was time to upgrade anyway

[autumn plank]

and i will go out of my way to get the parts and fix it before replacing something as well, my phone is the ship of theseus at this point there isnt a part i havent replaced lol

[little marten]

“I’m living my life my way” is a very clever way of saying I have an unhappiness im choosing to fill with spending

[misty trench]

I miss when phones had physical buttons

[somber stream]

Thinking of getting a iPhone 12 myself, should last for another 8 years

[vocal hawk]

ignorance is strength

[blazing ibex]

I miss my old Sidekick.

[somber stream]

#YOLO

[little marten]

You should write for the Darktide loading screens

[vocal hawk]

it’s a quote from the hit non fiction novel set in modern day birmingham, 1984

[blazing ibex]

I miss Bob's Journey to the Center of the Earth 😭

[little marten]

Billie Elliot?

[autumn plank]

suppose i should stop stalling in chat here and actually start running some missions

[little marten]

Same but sleep since work in 4 hours

[vocal hawk]

no dont

[hazy kestrel]

No, continue conversing in general chat.

[autumn plank]

but those 75 mutants need someone to target

[vocal hawk]

the darktide community will continue speaking in the darktide discord general chat until morale improves

[hazy kestrel]

Should sleep as well though. Interview tomorrow, and I don’t want to look like Nosferatu with the bags under my eyes.

[little marten]

Ok guys if we all go to sleep at the same time we can hang out in the dream water park

Race you to the big slide!

[vocal hawk]

kino

[little marten]

Let’s catch some waves brother 🙏

[hazy kestrel]

Wish me luck folks, if this goes well, I’ll finally get to spend the rest of my days staring at Excel spreadsheets, the dream.

[autumn plank]

you dont want to join my dreams its all slot machines and 1985 nissan 300zx's

[little marten]

Break a leg 🫶

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S GO GAMBLING!

[vocal hawk]

I don’t have dreams anymore

[hazy kestrel]

Thanks pal.

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood

[vocal hawk]

I’m pretty dark and twisted….heh

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else want to do a satanic ritual with me

[hazy kestrel]

What are ye summoning?

[jaunty path]

Beleth.

and maybe Aim.

[autumn plank]

i put it all on red and lost now i gotta run off meta psyker, im fucked

[coarse apex]

what is the % chance from 0 to 100 that we will get at least One (1) new weapon for ogryns before january 1 2026

[vocal hawk]

inshallah we shall bring down the metal birds and drag to the infidels through the concrete from our promised land (battlefield 6)

[jaunty path]

[inland mantle]

0.0000001%

[autumn plank]

a solid 3% based off star alignment and the voices screaming about gacha games in my ear

[inland mantle]

[tawny gorge]

yeah Dan Abnett is a time traveler

[astral basin]

Aaaaaa

[green shoal]

I saw a meme earlier today (but I can't post images in this chat so I'll just describe it):
Girls at sleepovers: "Lets summon a demon" "Omg this is gonna be so fun"
Boys at sleepovers: it showed multiple 'chad' meme cartoon heads, with guns, facing a demon, saying "WHO KEEPS SUMMONING THEM"

[vocal hawk]

good one

[jaunty path]

Ya know

Christians are funny

[green shoal]

jokes are best when explained in text like this yes heh

[jaunty path]

I just realized that the solution to a demon is presenting a cruifix in their face

[tawny gorge]

hahaha another classic brother

[tawny gorge]

you find that out yourself?

[jaunty path]

When they're historically a form of torture and execution

[tawny gorge]

btw how was the therapist?

[jaunty path]

LMFAO

[vocal hawk]

big twist

[jaunty path]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE CRAZY

[tawny gorge]

typo

[jaunty path]

The therapist was nice tho I think I'm making good steps

lmfao ya good I can't speak for everyone else tho

[astral basin]

You know what? I need to start pretending like im 16 whenever i get scam messages
“Oh thats cool! How do i? Oh… oh im sorry i dont have a card”

[jaunty path]

anyway HM

So

[vocal hawk]

well yeah crucification was a punishment for criminals

[tawny gorge]

you on any medication or does that take a gazillion years to get

[jaunty path]

My Adderall needs to get refilled still

Which will be dealt with tomorrow hopefully

Psychiatrist :3333

Hopefully more goddamn responsible and responsive.

[vocal hawk]

what are you afflicted by

[jaunty path]

ADHD, Depression, most likely another diagnosis soon to come

Probably an anxiety disorder or an Emotional dysregulation discorder.

[vocal hawk]

hopefully not AIDS

that would be bad

[jaunty path]

I don't think Aids is a mental thing edward

kek

brain aids..

uh what was I going to...

[vocal hawk]

the brain prion AIDS is being contracted by the mind beams

[jaunty path]

Yeah but wouldn't it make more sense for a demon to be enticed by an object of torture

I MEAN LIKE

[vocal hawk]

I don’t think a lot of religion makes sense but meh

[jaunty path]

the guillotine was also a tool for executing criminals

[tawny gorge]

you're not on any antidepressants?

[vocal hawk]

like why would people receive eternal torture for actions in a finite amount of time it’s crazy

[jaunty path]

A lot of execution/torture devices were definitely reserved for crminals

[vocal hawk]

what’s even crazier is the trade federation blockade on Naboo!

[jaunty path]

I mean the fucking death penalty lmfao

A cruxifix should 100% have the opposite expected affect on a demon

you're presenting them with a glorified torture device

[tawny gorge]

if they were intelligent they would give them forced labour and immortality

[shy sandal]

They didn't pass the vibe check 💔

[blissful kiln]

demons are Christians too

[shy sandal]

Hmmm.

[astral basin]

ADD ODD OCD ADHD anxiety
Diagnosed at 5 by a generalist psych office at risk of my education

[tawny gorge]

what part of the bibble says this?

[vocal hawk]

hell is vibes based

[blissful kiln]

leviticussy 34:69

[tawny gorge]

jimmy never wrote such a thing

[shy sandal]

Can't they also be Jewish and muslim?

[blissful kiln]

no, those are daemons and devils

[twin flower]

well if god made everything, then..

[vocal hawk]

horus tuah heresy on that thang

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

people cannot talk about religion without oversimplification of unbelievable degree

the University of Oversimplifiance

[shy sandal]

About 6, 7 traitor legions

[misty trench]

idk I think it's pretty believable

[elder merlin]

What is? Religion?

[misty trench]

I'm agnostic to the level of simplification

[tawny gorge]

is this how slaanesh empowered horus?

[jaunty path]

I don't think I need it. I just need to like......try and regulate my emotions better lol.

[elder merlin]

Why would i believe in some imaginary cunt who would send me to hell for abitrary reasons?

[vocal hawk]

god should summon a cart infront of me before finals

[elder merlin]

Also who apparently setup his creations to fail

[shy sandal]

Life without faith is mere existance-

[misty trench]

because now I'm sending you to jahannam for arbitrary reasons

[elder merlin]

Gehanna?

The fuck is Jahannam

[tawny gorge]

good, them shits kill your penis and balls, or so i've heard

[vocal hawk]

the devil made me stub my toe yesterday and it hurt really bad 🥺

[tawny gorge]

don't ask for that which you do not want
-aristotle in the bibble

[misty trench]

islamic "hell" (you can leave after learning your lesson)

[elder merlin]

I didnt even wanna exist in the first place, this shit sucks, i had no choice is this.

[jaunty path]

I'm technically agnostic bc my view of god is that it works like an ocean.

God is just a force to me

[tawny gorge]

reason why theological discussion do be useless

[astral basin]

Which one is the religion that says jesus died for all peoples sins to be absolved?
Always thought was the Christian focal point, and got confused when people talk about sinning and burning in damnation

[jaunty path]

That bends to no ones will, or even has its own

its just motion

[rocky moat]

my religious view is that i can't be assed

[misty trench]

I'm agnostic because I can't pick a side

[elder merlin]

None of it makes sense when you read the shit

[jaunty path]

God is a furry femboy

[vocal hawk]

hell has always been illustrated as the fears of people around that time

[tawny gorge]

you need to accept jesus to get his blessing sinning is not accepting his message

broooooooooooooooo

okay i'll stop religion talking

[misty trench]

look all I'm saying is, if the Emperor didn't want me to put beans on toast then why did he give me access to the tools

[floral ermine]

unless u committed one of the bigger sins then you're perma fucked bozo

[elder merlin]

Also, what kind of god requires you to believe in it? If it was a just being, all it would require of you, all it would ask, is that you lived a somewhat decent life. Be kind to yourself, others, the beings around you, animals and whatnot

[jaunty path]

trve

[misty trench]

yeah but like, just don't do that

[vocal hawk]

what if you didn’t know is it still a sin orrrr

[lethal solstice]

But what if they get hungry

[jaunty path]

does eating pork send you to hell

[tawny gorge]

im being tempted back into religion talk

[floral ermine]

REAL shit brother

[tawny gorge]

AquilaTheDevil's right hand

[lethal solstice]

And need a little snack on the weekends (live lamb)

[floral ermine]

them infidels do be avoiding the easy way out!

[misty trench]

seriously if you do one of those sins like...kinda morality skissue ngl

[vocal hawk]

according to Judaism and Islam it is only acceptable if it’s the only option left to eat

[astral basin]

Yeah people dont like if you argue the contradiction of it
The catholics have confession, to unburden your soul
Baptists… baptize… to purify your soul.

[jaunty path]

Me stockng my home with just bacon

I see.

[south jetty]

time to commit all 7 sins at once

related question: combat axe or tac axe time

[misty trench]

as long as that doesn't include double parking you'll probs be fine

[tawny gorge]

god showing you 4k footage of everything else you could have eaten

[elder merlin]

We require sustenance, doesnt mean you cant be kind to the animal you are going to eat before you kill it, and kill it humanely

[vocal hawk]

the 7 deadly sins have never been mentioned in the Bible

[floral ermine]

hard to not know the bigger ones even if you're not practicing

[jaunty path]

Yeah but bacon

[south jetty]

I don't have a car but I could do this by standing between two parking spots

[civic otter]

Do you want to click or hold click

[south jetty]

third option: chain axe

[misty trench]

I mean you're not muslim so it's not an issue really lol

[vocal hawk]

yeah but if you’re like a north sentinel island tribe guy and you do a major sin is it still a sin

[elder merlin]

The thing is just bein a bastard at that point

[south jetty]

I think I might like hearing it rev

[vocal hawk]

it’s not like they know

[astral basin]

Pork is consider taboo bc the pig is seen as an unclean animal

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but what if the creator of the universe wants a little live lamb snack as a treat

Are you gonna say no?

[tawny gorge]

only eat cow and chicken every other animal is bad 4 u

[astral basin]

The body is your temple, yada yada

[floral ermine]

there's actually special rules for people who never got the "message" but that's a whole can of worms that i wont get into cause im half memeing and this is serious

[twin flower]

If the Emperah wanted lamb, would you say no?

[misty trench]

I would, he needs to eat his fucking vegetables

[elder merlin]

Which is crazy that humans arent seen as unclean

[twin flower]

Well

He did kinda turn into one

lmao

[vocal hawk]

the EMPEROR NEEDS a BALANCED BREAKFAST

[south jetty]

If the Emperor said he wanted lamb I'd strip naked and challenge someone to a fist fight instead

[floral ermine]

why would we be considered unclean

[tawny gorge]

in islam you are why do you think you have to clean yourself 5 times a day before and after prayer

[floral ermine]

just shower taps forehead

[misty trench]

I'm sick of divine entities skipping their greens, this is how you end up on a golden throne smh

[tawny gorge]

THEOLOGICAL DISCUSSION IS USELESS

[elder merlin]

The motherfucker can have a live lamb as a snack, if he can kill it humanely first, otherwise im gonna judge his ass

[south jetty]

Clearly you've never worked retail

[floral ermine]

i did and it sucks

[south jetty]

So you ought to know

[astral basin]

If the emperor said he wanted lamb the custodes would have a panic attack

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but then who gets them their snacks

[elder merlin]

I dont particularly care about those crazy people in the middle east, i'll be honest with ya

[lethal solstice]

Oh that was a critical typo

[twin flower]

lambs or psykers

[south jetty]

Retail is the ultimate in "Poop, Piss, Puke, and Other Fluids, and Where They Shouldn't Be"

[elder merlin]

You'd think since that guy can create whatever he wants, himself?

[floral ermine]

me when cleaning myself 5 times a day is crazy behavior (im crazy)

[tawny gorge]

a quarter of the world is muslim

again

theological discussion

useless

[astral basin]

Felt

[elder merlin]

Good for them, but fuck 'em

[shy sandal]

Not useless, just long and arduous

[south jetty]

in my case I had to find out that people are willing to leave bloody urine specimens in a cart

I've never wanted someone to walk into busy traffic so bad

[tawny gorge]

bro people don't care

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fight-beat-up-beating-punching-gif-13866624219462802987

[elder merlin]

The fuck are you talkin about

[vocal hawk]

I piss blood and kidney stones

[south jetty]

fuck are YOU talkin bout

[tawny gorge]

they don't actually care about it but engage with it even so im engaging with it

[astral basin]

@elder merlin

[elder merlin]

Listen, i thought you were Turkish, not muslim

[shy sandal]

.... I do 🥺

[floral ermine]

ogryn iq on display right here

[misty trench]

I'm not muslim but like half of my family and a lot of my friends are lmao

[tawny gorge]

you dont have to be a muslim to disagree with your bigot take

[elder merlin]

Well fuck them too

[tawny gorge]

yo

no

[south jetty]

I don't care what your religion is. You can oil up and flex just like the rest of us if you want

[twin flower]

chaoooss

anaarrchhy

[lethal solstice]

Oh we really having mask offs in chat today

[vocal hawk]

you’re a CIA plant

[lethal solstice]

Wow

[elder merlin]

Sure, sure

[astral basin]

Apparently a solid third of my old mans family is mormon
So

[misty trench]

oil wrestling my beloved

[elder merlin]

I wish, i'd atleast have money then

[south jetty]

Thank you for oil wrestling

[floral ermine]

there's a reason why you're broke

[elder merlin]

Arent those people crazy?

[vocal hawk]

uneducated people don’t get good jobs

[twin flower]

wats oil wrestling

[south jetty]

I need Abelard Werserian in Rogue Trader to practice oil wrestling for tactical purposes only

[languid hazel]

Very

[elder merlin]

And wait is muslim the religious sect or just the ethnicity?

[south jetty]

People oil up and wrestle

[elder merlin]

I just hate the religion

[vocal hawk]

muslim isn’t an ethnicity

dumbass

[tawny gorge]

you're soo clueless it hurts

[lethal solstice]

That doesn't make it better

[tawny gorge]

lmfaooooooooooooooo

[lethal solstice]

In any possible way

[elder merlin]

shrugs

[abstract fiber]

im an ethnic methodist

[astral basin]

Crazy? Eeeeehh
They have a lot of superstitions they practice

[languid hazel]

I hate all religions equally :3

[misty trench]

please say sike

[shy sandal]

Arab is the ethinicity, muslim is the religion 🙂

[elder merlin]

Is what it is then, i guess

[lethal solstice]

Incan

[vocal hawk]

breaking news, religion is an ethnicity says local british man

[lethal solstice]

Kill him

[twin flower]

I like cheese

[floral ermine]

just put the fries in the bag bro

[south jetty]

I like Abelard

He's old and hot

[floral ermine]

how do u hate something that u dont understand 🥀

[elder merlin]

Man, i forget this shit half the time

[shy sandal]

Same

[misty trench]

ABELARD THIS IS NO TIME TO LOSE YOUR COMPOSURE, INTRODUCE ME

[tawny gorge]

how many times have i said that theological discussion is useless

[south jetty]

I'm glad you only agreed with the normal half of that

[tawny gorge]

thats the exact reason

[elder merlin]

Never worked in a fast food chain before

[floral ermine]

now's the time!

[south jetty]

it's time!!!

[floral ermine]

the burgers are waiting

[south jetty]

throw him in the deep fryer

[vocal hawk]

I feel pity for people who are less intelligent than me and I feel jealousy for those that exceed my own intellect

[tawny gorge]

i'll take 2 number 9s

[south jetty]

I think we are all capable of smart but acquiring knowledge is tricky

[tawny gorge]

okay but what if we throw rocks at the more intelligent people and kill them

[south jetty]

thinking is scary but it's fun on occasion

[tawny gorge]

now who's the intelligent one?

[elder merlin]

Feel like i've never heard good things about mormons or jehovah's witness's

[vocal hawk]

we should kill anyone I don’t agree with

[astral basin]

When you dont have the patience or tools to understand
Whether by choice or by chance

[tawny gorge]

do you think deus ex is the best game of all time?

[vocal hawk]

I haven’t played it before

[autumn plank]

fatshark i beg you please give me a way to convert ordo dockets to diamantine

[tawny gorge]

okay won't kill you yet

[elder merlin]

That the game with the built in eyeglasses guy or the other one?

[tawny gorge]

first one

youre talking about the prequels

[elder merlin]

Ah

[pseudo timber]

Bug chat

[elder merlin]

It was alright

[tawny gorge]

dont play them the second prequel has a muslim in it

[south jetty]

bug chat

[floral ermine]

sounds like heresy to me

[pseudo timber]

Elden ring is the best game ever made, second to gears of war three

[elder merlin]

Lol

[vocal hawk]

ethnicity or religion?

[tawny gorge]

you didn't even choose the best Gears

[pseudo timber]

What's the best gears?

[autumn plank]

...elaborate immediately

[astral basin]

My mother and her direct family were Jehovas
Their docrine explains all beliefs.
All.
Of them.
From adam and eve to dinosaurs to scienrology to aliens and dragons… yeah idk much more than that

[south jetty]

you two should fight really hard about it

[tawny gorge]

it's 2

[pseudo timber]

Best endgame yeah but 3 is peak all around

[tawny gorge]

no because it's not up for debate

[vocal hawk]

we used to ride dinosaurs until the liberal left took it from us

[south jetty]

Yeah not up for debate, but a fight doesn't have to be a debate

[tawny gorge]

nah i wouldnt beat someone up over gears of war

Dead Space sure

[south jetty]

You should start here

[rocky moat]

you can debate about things that are objective btw

[pseudo timber]

Spread space 2 the greatest

DEAD

[south jetty]

what are they spreading there

[pseudo timber]

The markers beauty I think

[pseudo timber]

Or sumthin

[tawny gorge]

yes it is

[shy sandal]

Two ofc

[pseudo timber]

Make us hole or whatever they said

[tawny gorge]

where do you think the marker goes?

[pseudo timber]

Chat does everything hit like a wet napkin or is it just me

[astral basin]

Make us pole*

[autumn plank]

whatre you running?

[south jetty]

make us mole

[rocky moat]

context where

[pseudo timber]

Was running zealot heavy evis

Practically was throwing it felt like

[elder merlin]

Well then

[tawny gorge]

btw no gears 3 sucks doodoo dom dies in it

fuck out of here

[pseudo timber]

That's why it's peak

[pseudo timber]

You wouldn't get it

[autumn plank]

dom shoulda wall bounced out

[elder merlin]

I laughed when he died, it was so stupid

[tawny gorge]

you eat doodoo

[pseudo timber]

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED MARIA 🤪🤪🤪

[south jetty]

I don't think Kriegers are smart enough to know they're alive

[tawny gorge]

all the dom haters in here do

[astral basin]

Heavy evis is more like a wooden bat than a metal one
Its a crowd beater, not an armored thrasher. Though it doesnt remove the ability to thrash some armors

[elder merlin]

Surprised he even made it to gears 3 with how he was acting, figured he'd have offed himself off screen

[pseudo timber]

So should I just run chain axe

Is the question then

[rocky moat]

chainaxe my beloved

[south jetty]

I'm about to use chain axe

[astral basin]

I wanna chain some axes

Nunchuck axes

Woooo

[south jetty]

chainchucks

[pseudo timber]

Broom stick with glass tip

[autumn plank]

fatshark give us lightning claws and my life is yours

[pseudo timber]

Fist weapons NOW

[misty trench]

I want a whip sword just to make sword nerds angry (I want to be angry)

[astral basin]

Whats that fighting game

Soul caliber

[rocky moat]

can i have a sword with a sword inside of it

like a russian nesting doll

[pseudo timber]

The fighting game with Yoda yes, soul caliber

[misty trench]

only if there's another sword under that

[autumn plank]

balance doesnt matter just give me a jumppack and lightning claws

[shy sandal]

The golden rule of sequels applies here.

First one alright, second one is the better, third one is mid, and the fourth is abysmal dogshit

[pseudo timber]

What y'all feel bout judgement

[tawny gorge]

shut up dead space 4 will come out any decade now

[formal mortar]

Ivy's sword from Soul Calibur?

[autumn plank]

we do not acknowledge the existence of the fifth gears

[tawny gorge]

goated

[pseudo timber]

Goated

Really hype for e day

[elder merlin]

This a game or you talkin divine judgement?

[pseudo timber]

Whicher you feel applies

[tawny gorge]

yakuza spin off

[autumn plank]

baird really was just shitposting his way through judgement wasnt he

[elder merlin]

Ah, alright

[pseudo timber]

Baird is just the goat lowkey

Always been

[formal mortar]

I'd like them to port yakuza deadsouls to pc

[elder merlin]

Dont care for the yakuza franchise myself, my friend loves it though

[tawny gorge]

never gonna happen

[misty trench]

goated

[formal mortar]

Yakuza is one of those games where you either play 1 in the series or you play all of them pretty much, since the story continues from game to game to game

[shy sandal]

It alright

[tawny gorge]

did you play dead souls?

its unironically one of the worst shooters ever made

[elder merlin]

Always liked the weapon, i just was never good as Ivy

[misty trench]

man I miss killzone

[astral basin]

I think thats 4
The one i know had custom characters

[elder merlin]

Get on helldivers

Be a helghast with me

[formal mortar]

Killzone was pretty fun, but no Halo

[misty trench]

no I meant like, I miss killzone as a game

[formal mortar]

Did helldivers fix their issues yet?

[elder merlin]

I know, my statement still stands

[lethal solstice]

Water is still wet, no

[autumn plank]

thank the emperor that the zealot oneshot build still works

[formal mortar]

I'll be staying off that game unless they fix it

[pseudo timber]

Still need to try that

[astral basin]

Thumping thammer

[autumn plank]

its hilarious just running up to daemonhosts and just saying "no" as you remove them from existence with a comically large hammer

[broken cave]

fun fact: the reason the cadian set from the penances only has one glove is cause the other arm is the goon arm

[rocky moat]

you are done

[formal mortar]

Dude just admitted to gooning without gloves, unsanitary

[shy sandal]

All i remember from that game is the poster guy

[south jetty]

How did you find out......

[broken cave]

walked in on a cadian gooning

worst moment of my life

[formal mortar]

I think the neatest thing about the first killzone was being able to play different routes depending on who you picked

[rocky moat]

how does that happen

[astral basin]

They were just making more soldiers of the emperor dont worry

[shy sandal]

You should be playing a REAL man's game...

Little Big Planet 2!

[astral basin]

Ew

[broken cave]

was told to investigate why no one could use the latrine

[vocal hawk]

Cadia falls but the guard goons

[broken cave]

I then shot him 457 times in the chest

[shy sandal]

You are not invited to my hotwheels birthday party

[rocky moat]

he was probably fine, golden toughness and what-have-you

[formal mortar]

Anybody listen to Pulses. or South Arcade? Trying to find more music like them

[elder merlin]

[broken cave]

with a bolter

[rocky moat]

a boltter doesn't have that many shots

peculiar

[pseudo timber]

He's been hoggin all the ammo

[broken cave]

you say that yet we can shove like 70+ 5.56 rounds into an assault rifle magazine that can only hold at max 30

[formal mortar]

Hogging rashuns is fine, hogging ammo is heresy

[rocky moat]

don't diss the omnissiah's blessings

[broken cave]

tell that to the commisar who told me to deal with the latrine problem with maximum prejudice and then handed me a bolter and loads of ammo

[pseudo timber]

[lethal solstice]

Reminder that most bullet guns in this game use triple stacked magazines

[formal mortar]

The omnissiah has blessed you with additional capacity, if you do not wish to accept said blessing you may be reduced to 10 rounds

[pseudo timber]

Gun privileges revoked

[shy sandal]

Chunky mags

[formal mortar]

2nd amendment removed

[pseudo timber]

Mr playing psyker

Me**

[rocky moat]

i always play psyker

[broken cave]

how did you survive getting shot 457 times in the chest with a bolter damn

[rocky moat]

i dont need guns, i have my fruity pebbles

[misty trench]

KZ3 was goated, had such visceral melee and the pvp was genuinely fun

the semi-autos felt so fuckin good

[pseudo timber]

Is void strike staff good

[rocky moat]

i'm telling you, golden toughness was crazy

[formal mortar]

Did another auric maelstrom that went smooth just now, someone either lost connection or dipped out, but nobody died

[rocky moat]

before it got nerfed i guess

[pseudo timber]

Or is blast just the better option

[rocky moat]

it's my favorite

both are good

[autumn plank]

*you can now only primary fire ten times before your staff becomes useless and you need to find another

[formal mortar]

I never got to play the pvp, only got the games late so only played the campaigns

[shy sandal]

Unfortunately, never played it.... I did play Uncharted 2's pvp a lot though

[rocky moat]

both of them kinda do different things though

[pseudo timber]

Darktide rouge like edition where you have to loot weapons mid fight

[formal mortar]

That'd be fun

ngl

[broken cave]

hadron's just gonna kill us with a button if we take a heretic weapon

[misty trench]

ah, the campaign is good too tho

[autumn plank]

let me pick up the pre nerf scab plasma please, easy win

[lethal solstice]

Red like eddition

[formal mortar]

I agreed I enjoyed it, though I am simple and enjoy many things

[misty trench]

but yea smashing a dude's skull into the wall on pvp was fun af

[pseudo timber]

Skull smashin fun!

[obtuse oak]

They came in here, said some bigoted shit, started implying they were a minor out of nowhere, fully derailed the chat, and started giving out younger and younger ages when pressed about it instead of just dispelling the claim. They could've not done any of that at any point. This'll do something towards teaching them the necessary lessons.

[formal mortar]

BF6 and Darktide distracting me from Persona

I need to finish Persona

[pseudo timber]

Darktide is all you need

OoooOooo for the emperor OooOooOoo

[rocky moat]

there is no more tide of dark

i ate it all

[broken cave]

OOOOOOOO Rally Formation right fraggin now OoooOOOOO

[lethal solstice]

Don't scroll up

[pseudo timber]

Full of dark the tides are strong

[twin flower]

OOOOO for the fraggin guard OOOOO

[misty trench]

sequel to the award winning don't look up

[pseudo timber]

OOoooOoo FOR CADIA oooOooOoo

[astral basin]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_OUCWKHGUOM&si=mOuBNrCiF9ooQn0m

[lethal solstice]

Which one

[south jetty]

deleted user moment

[astral basin]

@somber stream

[broken cave]

ah yes, we have 200 gold toughness now

[formal mortar]

I'll be honest if I'm in a stream and someone says they're underage I ban them immediately because that can't be risked, simply don't do that

[rocky moat]

me as a ghost when i die haunting my darktide besties

[misty trench]

Cadians be like:

https://tenor.com/view/crying-turn-to-dust-finnicklomlgif-gif-6202351048420329284

[formal mortar]

No second chances

[blazing ibex]

just the very act of declaring yourself underaged on discord is a problem

[south jetty]

Cadians smell really bad

[blazing ibex]

joke or not

[shy sandal]

Reminds me of that picture of the skeleton and the flloating giant spine

[pseudo timber]

Mmmmmm

[formal mortar]

Persona 5 Royal, the first persona I'm trying to play through fully. I played the 1st part of 1 when I was a kid, but after that never played

[twin flower]

what'd they smell like

[rocky moat]

and even if in a vacuum it wasn't a problem
it just isn't like, a funny 'joke' to make lmao

[south jetty]

imagine the smell

[autumn plank]

i might need to put the game down for a while i have accidentally added karker to my daily vocabulary and now i get weird looks from coworkers

[rocky moat]

my favorite joke, lying for attention

[pseudo timber]

Being r slur online

[lethal solstice]

I like 5 the least of the modern games

[pseudo timber]

My favorite

[lethal solstice]

Play 4, then 3, then Metaphor

[formal mortar]

AH... I've been enjoying it, it's getting me through different emotions which is neat af

I can't play it at night because I get pissed off and excited at and get too loud

[pseudo timber]

Your neighbors must love you

[lethal solstice]

What is there to get pissed at

[formal mortar]

Because of how TERRIBLE people are in it, it'

It's too real

Like the gym teacher at the start? FUCK THAT GUY

[lethal solstice]

Its pretty cartoony to me

[pseudo timber]

Nah people do be straight troggin it up in heresy </4

[tired flume]

is rolling steel inaccessible?

[formal mortar]

It's too real tho

[jaunty path]

I'm really liking the crusher Arbitrator build I made

[formal mortar]

That kind of shit has happened in my town

[broken cave]

what are you talking about?

[rocky moat]

love the nickname

[lethal solstice]

Like sure most the villains are shit bags but they're almost comic book villain shit

[tired flume]

ah yeah i'd forgotten

[formal mortar]

Dude was sexually assaulting students and abusing them

[broken cave]

i literally just did it like half an hour ago

[tired flume]

literally

[formal mortar]

I was talking about persona 5, but yeah I'll stop

[broken cave]

if it's not accessable rn it's just cause of rotation

[autumn plank]

okay real shit i need to ask, why do people hate smite so much

[tired flume]

okay thanks

[autumn plank]

is it just too good or like

[tired flume]

braindead for everyone involved

[formal mortar]

Rolling Steel might be my 2nd favorite map

[misty trench]

crusher my beloved

[lethal solstice]

Man if you think 5 is bad wait till 4
You trade in the roster for one actually well written and fucking horrible villian

[formal mortar]

My favorite map is the one where you cross the bridge of many martyrs but I don't know the name

[tired flume]

completely invalidates all other cc playstyles

[rocky moat]

because alot of the smite users with.. lower levels of intellect don't know how to properly utilize it

[lethal solstice]

And I can't tell you about them because it ruins the plot

[tired flume]

i think i changed it when i was trying to play main tankgryn

[formal mortar]

Honestly tired of getting Clandestine Gloriana all the time

[tired flume]

old tankgryn*

[elder merlin]

Fuck 'em

[misty trench]

mfs be like "smite makes right" smh my head

[vocal hawk]

1984

[formal mortar]

Heard they did tank buffs for Ogryn

[jaunty path]

Thinking about naming my guy I Am The Sex. because I'm dumb and silly.

I feel like I'm out doing other arbitrators by a lot too. You don't see many use the crusher

[formal mortar]

I might need to look into trying a more tank build

[tired flume]

if you have a smyker on your team anything other than dps playstyles are utterly irrelevant

[rocky moat]

ehhh i'd disagree because there's major drawbacks to using it in the first place, at least as of now

[twin flower]

Someone sya syex?

[jaunty path]

ALSO the combat shotgun is SO good my god

[lethal solstice]

Can the other person refute your claim if the clouds open and turn them into a pair of smoking boots

[misty trench]

I feel as though sex is probably filtered in the character creator

[autumn plank]

i see, i thought it was because with nearly every patch they find a way to break smite and make it cost zero peril

[jaunty path]

Wait what

[tired flume]

ok

[jaunty path]

Fuck Fatshark

[rocky moat]

ok

[tired flume]

is that true?

[stark bobcat]

no

[tired flume]

dont know much about psyker meta

[stark bobcat]

well

[formal mortar]

A lot of arbitrators don't know how to play mechanically well from my experience. I like to teach them bits about their doggo and things they can do as an arbitrator to make the game easier. Haven't had negative feedback yet

[rocky moat]

i should make a smyker build with like 130% peril reduction

[stark bobcat]

if you count Warp unbound and PA change then I guess its infinite

no

[autumn plank]

yes, there's a method i saw from two days ago

[tired flume]

whee

fun fun fun

[formal mortar]

I haven't seen a 0 peril cost

[rocky moat]

the 20 dps for like 30 seconds would go crazy

[jaunty path]

I've been using castigators stance with execution order and mines, it's been very good to me

[formal mortar]

I have seen infinite smite through cooldowns tho

[tired flume]

red light! go hit them, guys!

green light! now we die!

[lethal solstice]

Are we really letting crusher hate slide right now

[formal mortar]

That's pretty good to do, a lot of people don't know you can sic your hound on enemies when you are down

[lethal solstice]

Kill this guy!!!!!!

[formal mortar]

Or to bounce the hound around to keep enemies stunned

[jaunty path]

Actually i'm not using dog lol, I'm loner

[astral basin]

Smite psykers typically drop my frames
Usually a force crash
But its never them using smite, its them using scriers

[formal mortar]

Ahh

[jaunty path]

I like recharging mines :3

[formal mortar]

I don't like playing as loner personally

[pseudo timber]

Ruh roh raggy

[jaunty path]

but I should use my dog more

[twin flower]

wat dat dog doin

[formal mortar]

I like to play with a hound but that's because I can't have a dog where I live and I miss my dogs

[pseudo timber]

Illegal stims

[jaunty path]

Mauling Heretics

[jaunty path]

Oh :(

[autumn plank]

i never really saw smite as the braindead playstyle when inferno staff/soulblaze was right there

[tired flume]

ROLLING STEEL IS ON THE AURIC BOARD

[formal mortar]

I need to play a game to distract myself before I make myself sad I been drinking a lot tonight so I'ma dip from chat and play some bf6

[tired flume]

WE ARE BACK

[lone crescent]

why is the havoc party system so bad?

[twin flower]

Rolling steel?

[agile raven]

Train level.

[elder merlin]

[agile raven]

The really fucking cool one.

[jaunty path]

H*ck

[twin flower]

Was there more than one

[elder merlin]

Rock

[inland mantle]

Thats what I am yes

[elder merlin]

[rocky radish]

I discovered a major flaw in my plan to become a parrying pro.

When there are dozens of body parts flying everywhere, I can’t actually see attacks. Can’t parry what I can’t see

[tired flume]

i just use it for obvious overheads

[rocky radish]

I mostly want to parry to look cool and impress other people

[twin flower]

does it work?

[jaunty path]

I pray darktide becomes nothing like Helldivers rn

and I pray even harder

[languid hazel]

Why should skinny fish remobe smite?

[rocky radish]

Not sure yet. My crew usually play on the weekend and i only started parrying late sunday night, when they were asleep

[whole glade]

Wha happen to hd2

[jaunty path]

I never get hooked onto another game like hellidvers tha goes down its direction.

[jaunty path]

A lot of problems concerning hardware, game stability, a lot of crashes, unsavory balance.

[twin flower]

and then we get a Darktide 2 lmao

[jaunty path]

This game is fresh.

Give it like 5 years

[whole glade]

uhhhh?

[jaunty path]

OKAy

This game has crashes

[whole glade]

uh huh

[jaunty path]

But I don't think its nearly as frustrating ...and maybe I need to consider my privilege

idk I just saw a lot of people at eachothers throats in hd2 discord

probably cooled off by now

[lethal solstice]

Probably not

That place has been a dumpster fire since before launch

[whole glade]

i just play like 4 games and thats it

Darktide

Sniper Elite

[jaunty path]

darktide, tf2, balatro sometimes, idk.

[whole glade]

Ghost recon

[rocky radish]

There are games other than darktide?

[twin flower]

I've been cycling between Darktide and Red Dead 2 lmao

[whole glade]

i hate how overrated RDR2 is

PLAY THE FIRST ONE

ITS BETTER

[twin flower]

I finished the first one

[whole glade]

IT SO GOOD

[twin flower]

After finishing 2, I actually wanna replay it

[whole glade]

and peak DLC

[twin flower]

Just to see these details about the old gang lmao

[whole glade]

the other free time i have

im either reading TC rules or MTG

i rather play TC over WH anyday

[twin flower]

idk what that is

[whole glade]

no bc im a simp for Mike Franchina or the art of TC but bc its cheap and easy

[whole glade]

Trench Crusade

[twin flower]

Oohhh

I dont know much but I have it followed on Insta

[whole glade]

its so flipping up my alley

of fucked up alt history shit

[twin flower]

Yeah I kinda dig it too

Love the art

lorewise I dont know much tho lmao

[whole glade]

i think i had a fucked childhood or sum bc i love weird and dark alt history

[twin flower]

Last thing I read was something about about these Janniseries

forgot what theyre called its been a while

[whole glade]

1st crusade led to a few templars to find an artifact and say "ooo thats sick asf" and open a portal to hell

causing an 800 year war between hell and humanity

[vocal hawk]

I HATE cyberpunk!!!!

[whole glade]

but Jobby Silberhan :[

[twin flower]

what did they call those big ass knights again

[whole glade]

which?

[vocal hawk]

yes the famed anti corporate terrorist creates by a corporation

[whole glade]

the new one?

[twin flower]

uhh,their equivalent of a primarch or something or other

the ones the church made

[vocal hawk]

it’s like poetry it rhymes

[whole glade]

the paladins?

[twin flower]

yeah those guys lmao

[whole glade]

theyre like the space marines

or navy seals

i belive 12 were made

but only 9 remain

1 fell to hell and serves them and the others died

i think

[astral basin]

Loved mtg when it kept to the idea of. Really cool world building.
Idk wtf they are doing now. Not sure i want to

[whole glade]

and God or YHWH is an absent father like the 40k emperor

[whole glade]

just over monetized cash grab with collabs

but for friend :3

[twin flower]

I dig TC's concept about the sultunate tho

I think thats my fave so far

wats mtg?

[formal mortar]

TC is pretty neat

[astral basin]

Magic the gathering

[whole glade]

eh.... their cool buuuttt i like the heretics and Seven Headed Serpent

and i like the way their doing irish/ nordic factions rn

[misty trench]

Sultanate GANG

[twin flower]

oh shit they are?

[whole glade]

ye

[whole glade]

the court and HL better

[misty trench]

yea Eire is really cool

[twin flower]

the only bit of news I get from it is when I just doom scroll in insta lmao

[whole glade]

and funny

Witch my beloved fake woman who throws bombs :]

[whole glade]

bassically the norse arent helping cuz they busy fighting a shifting portal to hell

[misty trench]

I'm also glad the TC discord finally figured its shit out

[astral basin]

Man. Im still upset my main man gideon was killed off