general-chat

[astral basin]

Oml

[little marten]

Can’t you just hellbore 5 dudes in the face with the bayonet?

[astral basin]

Lmao

[vocal hawk]

fuck my chungus life

[ocean widget]

nah gotta be kills during volley fire

getting the bayonet hits'll take too long

[subtle silo]

Ok

[ocean widget]

just hammer fan 5 highlighteds and call it a day

easy as shit

[little marten]

Certified gunslinger has spoken

[astral basin]

Theres the. Ranged enemies are hiloghted, and extend duration on highlight kill

[ocean widget]

i have just realised my pfp fits this

[little marten]

It’s a pretty slick vibe Ngl

[somber stream]

Morning beautiful people

[ocean widget]

hello lich

[little marten]

Oh look it’s lich

[somber stream]

Yes, it's Lich

[little marten]

Waking up for his 12 hour morning hike

[astral basin]

Good evening licht

[somber stream]

It's very much 4 AM in the morning

[round mica]

hell yeah

[astral basin]

It is very much 9pm at night

[little marten]

What time do you go to bed lich?

[round mica]

Atleast 9

[somber stream]

10PM sharp

Any later and i'm dead

[little marten]

Love that for you x

[somber stream]

xoxo

[little marten]

I think I’ve hit a point now where I need to be getting 8 hours minimum

But I’m fighting against it

[somber stream]

Bruh

[jaunty path]

You mean in sleep?

[little marten]

The Z’s aye

[somber stream]

You stay up till like 5 AM these day for no reason at all

[vocal hawk]

if i sleep at all i always wake up tired

friggin pmo

[little marten]

Im going through a bit of a depressive patch

[astral basin]

Slept 10 hours this morning. I do not feel better tbh

[somber stream]

Oh no, my condolences :c

[jaunty path]

Yeah I strongly suggest getting 8 hours at least

[somber stream]

Hang in there, this too shall pass

[little marten]

Aye it’s all ebbs and flows

[little marten]

Yeah that’s definitely become a necessity lol

[vocal hawk]

if you really think about it it’s so over

[rocky radish]

I woke up at 8am today. That’s my biggest regret. Not the time, just being awake

[astral basin]

I demand 8 hours sleep minimum. No matter what. I refuse less.
Somethings wrong if i get more.

[subtle silo]

Been thinking of using a bolt pistol if a shotgun does nothing

[somber stream]

Nah

[jaunty path]

For me. I like to sleep with Plane noise on.

Also. You need consistently good sleep. You won't feel fully well rested on just one night of good sleep

[rocky radish]

I need 9 hours sleep minimum or i get headaches

[jaunty path]

Starts peeling your skin off

[jaunty path]

Joe Biden

[somber stream]

Things happen, but the world move on

[little marten]

I used to be really good and have no phones, read for an hour then pitch black it’s just all gone to shit a bit recently

[subtle silo]

I usually get 4 hours

[vocal hawk]

me with a suspiciously shaped it’s so over belly

[somber stream]

That's me, i have a no screen 1hour prior to sleep policy

It's great

[ripe tangle]

if you put a big scoop of Ghee in Ramen, is that more insulting to Japanese or Indians?

[somber stream]

Save for when a really good RPG drop every once in a while

What's a Ghee

[jaunty path]

I've been keeping my phone beneath me. As in like it's literally underneath my bed as I sleep on a loft bed

[ripe tangle]

clarified Indian butter, used for cooking.

[jaunty path]

Butter is butter

[somber stream]

I have never tried this ghee so i can't tell

[rocky radish]

Nah. Brain won’t stop going full speed all day. When we sleep the body flushes waste chemicals from our brains. In my case it takes longer. At least, that’s how my psychiatrist explained it to me

[somber stream]

But butter usually don't go in Ramen

[wicked sentinel]

I believe ghee is goat milk

[somber stream]

That's a western thing

[wicked sentinel]

In the butter

[somber stream]

Ew

NO

[rocky radish]

Isn’t ramen Chinese?

[jaunty path]

Goated milk

[ripe tangle]

it tastes like thicker slightly greasier butter

[somber stream]

Maybe use that with Korean noodle

[little marten]

Not to dump but I have really really bad fear of wasting time, so I get to like 10pm and I’m like I want to do 100 different things and so I stay up later and later because it feels safe after 10pm like it’s just me and I can do nothing and there’s nothing bad to worry about etc

Problem is ofc, for someone with extreme anxiety about wasting time and making wrong choice.. it’s the only thing I do lmao

[jaunty path]

Since ghee has health benefits

[ripe tangle]

technically yes, but claiming Ramen is Chinese instead of Japanese is like claiming Hamburgers are German rather than American

[astral basin]

Cut holes in my coffin when i am buried. So that the world may see that i leave it empty handed, despite all the things i have achieved.

Alexander The Great. Or something like that

[jaunty path]

Is it okay if I drink a gallon of ghee

[somber stream]

I had this very same problem

I feel more at ease at night, there is little sound

[little marten]

Fix me licht

[jaunty path]

Fun Historical fact: Americans stole burgers from germany during ww2

[astral basin]

Go to clown college NG

[somber stream]

But we weren't made to operate at night, which is why i opt for waking up at 4

[ocean widget]

mood

[ripe tangle]

burgers existed in the US long before WW2 -_-

[little marten]

I graduated with top marks 🤡

[jaunty path]

Name one burger before 1939 I'll wait

[somber stream]

Same deal, but your body won't give on you for staying up late

[ocean widget]

burgers are just a greasy sandwich, therefore they originated in italy

[ripe tangle]

Hamburgers have been eaten in the US since the 1840s -_-

[vocal hawk]

fun fact

[somber stream]

Only you can fix yourself NG

There is no saviour, there is no santa claus, and there's no Queen of England

[jaunty path]

I'm

Hungry

Fuck

[little marten]

I’m doing well! Or was.. just had a setback and it hit hard cause I’d been doing so well

[astral basin]

I heard that clown college teaches you to play up your worst traits.
So if you are a naturally depressed fuck, the pessimism tends to lose its meaning

[odd shadow]

Eat a hamburger
🍔

[wicked sentinel]

Eat a burger

Lol

[jaunty path]

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/wendys-spongebob-squarepants-wendys-x-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-gif-1886237768776391100

[astral basin]

Salisbury steak. Say it right.

[somber stream]

Take some time to gather yourself, and regroup

[odd shadow]

Damnit no gif perm

[somber stream]

Don't slip

[ripe tangle]

putting eggs in ramen

[astral basin]

Imbed fail everyone laugh

[odd shadow]

Peak

[little marten]

Yes sir! I’ve been writing lots and I’m actually going to finish something so there is one positive lol

[ripe tangle]

agree

[jaunty path]

I know what I'm gonna eat in the morning

[astral basin]

Oh god i have eggs that are a month old i need to throw them out when i get home

[odd shadow]

I put poached eggs at this one ramen spot I go to

[somber stream]

Very nice, i'm eagerly waiting for your piece!

[ripe tangle]

eggs somehow absorb the ramen juice

[jaunty path]

Peanut butter in Ramen

[wicked sentinel]

You wasted 10 dollars

[ripe tangle]

and affect the flavour of both

[little marten]

Halloween 🫡

[jaunty path]

Okay its not just me

[astral basin]

Quite literally

[jaunty path]

How do I kill eggs

[vocal hawk]

ash baby

[jaunty path]

Shhh no. They're century eggs now

Eat them

[little marten]

Do eggs go stale?

[jaunty path]

Raw.

[somber stream]

That's not how century eggs work..

[wicked sentinel]

Lol ever since they forced free range in most farms it's getting pricey

[ripe tangle]

yes....

[little marten]

Hmm..

[jaunty path]

All fruit become wine if you wait long enough

[somber stream]

... durian wine?

[little marten]

I’d best eat my eggs tomorrow then

[somber stream]

I've been thinking about that a lot

[jaunty path]

Subscribe to my news letter for more insightful information

[ripe tangle]

I'm going to go find a French person and force them to watch me pour Coca-Cola in Wine.

[jaunty path]

Let's kill her.

[little marten]

🤯

[somber stream]

Faux-gif

[astral basin]

Ia that why weve had an egg shortage?

[jaunty path]

Bird illness

[little marten]

Fat thumbed it at the truly barbaric Lucia message

[astral basin]

Forces free range ?

[odd shadow]

“In other American tourist brutally beaten to death by a crowd of French citizens”

• CNN

[ocean widget]

if you need to test if they're still good to eat toss them at a nearby child and see how they react

[wicked sentinel]

Combo of a lot of things but free range and bird flu is the top reasons

[little marten]

Bird flu was quite bad in the south east the past few years

Knew a few people that had to cull their chickens

[astral basin]

Tomato wine

[ripe tangle]

that sucks since the South East has the most Chicken Farms

[somber stream]

I've had tomato smoothie before

It's not bad, actually

[little marten]

Is that true?

[wicked sentinel]

Yes

[vocal hawk]

we should use cow eggs instead

[little marten]

Crazy that I trust you for knowledge of my region more than me

[astral basin]

We have. A LOT of chicken farms
Private and corporate

[ripe tangle]

yeah, it's one of the biggest industries in the Carolinas

[rain idol]

You sick bastard

[little marten]

Oh I meant the U.K. lol

[wicked sentinel]

South delivers everywhere east of the rocky mountans

[vocal hawk]

even the factory farms are affected 🥺

[little marten]

But hey I’ve learned something about American chicken production so thank you guys ☺️

[astral basin]

Peco

Is huge here

I mean railways installed just for them

[wicked sentinel]

West of the Rockies it's basically everywhere that deliver eggs

[languid hazel]

Bork

[wicked sentinel]

But south is 3/4 country egg supplier

[little marten]

Mfw when I’ll never live the American dream and be a South Carolina chicken farmer 🙁

[somber stream]

Sell your house, move to America

Live the dream

[odd shadow]

California just has produce and cow farms primarily in the central and north part

🐄

[somber stream]

-# (don't)

[vocal hawk]

tariff dreams 500%

[little marten]

I’d like to sell the house tbh

[astral basin]

My friends wife used to work at a chicken farm
An old classmate has family that made it their business. And were successful

[little marten]

I’d rather not die where I was born and the shittier town next door isn’t exactly far enough to meet that criteria

[somber stream]

Owning a house mean you're already winning at life

Considering how things are these day at least

[astral basin]

I wish the same.
Gonna happen anyways

[ripe tangle]

my State's biggest export is Oil and Natural-Gas

[vocal hawk]

Texas???

[ripe tangle]

it's biggest import are Conservatives from blue states who want to live in a Red State

[astral basin]

Not beef? Huh. Guess theres more than ranches in texas

[little marten]

Let’s elope

[vocal hawk]

I love fossil fuels 🤑🤑🤑

[little marten]

With your talent and my lack of charisma we could take the world by storm

[odd shadow]

Californians been flooding your state for a while now and as a Californian I’m deeply sorry

[whole glade]

sould i pull an all nighter and grind penances?

[astral basin]

Hell yeah i need a tax break

[ancient violet]

i live in Cali, please get me out

[ripe tangle]

mfw I'm a Californian who moved to Texas -_-

[somber stream]

Send me an invite to your wedding

[little marten]

They wear big hats in Texas

[ancient violet]

you know what im going to say it

im gonna say

it

😈

[whole glade]

im a louisianian living in TN sucks ass here

[narrow tree]

anyone else experiencing 'backend error' when logging into the game?

[whole glade]

too many red hat people here

[little marten]

Oh no the Americans are gonna start doing American things

[ancient violet]

Give Cali, NM, Arizona, and Texas back to Mexico

[little marten]

lol

[odd shadow]

I will return you to the ocean

[ripe tangle]

What are American things?

[astral basin]

Me and NG can trade green cards hell yeah

[vocal hawk]

you’re about 200 years late

[vocal hawk]

baseball

[odd shadow]

How is Texas treating you as a Californian

[ancient violet]

[little marten]

Shouting yeehaw and stuff 😒

[somber stream]

I have yet to meet a Brit who wants to move to America

[whole glade]

HEY

[somber stream]

This might be the first

[little marten]

Where u from?

[odd shadow]

Guns and burgers

[ripe tangle]

I've lived here most of my life...

it's whatever, I'm used to it here

[whole glade]

i have a smooth accent fuckass

not a hillbilly

[twin agate]

i wish we could scrap previously empowered or consecrated weapons for diamantine and plasteel

[vocal hawk]

I want some ice cream

[whole glade]

or a cowboy

[wicked sentinel]

To be honest those states are the ones that have major impact in economic loss

[whole glade]

ben n jerries so goog

[little marten]

Yeeehaw these darned rooting tooting americants ey I’m walkin ere

[ripe tangle]

do you know how long Mexico owned California, New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas?

[odd shadow]

I feel like the hillbilly accent are for people that live far away from even from small towns in the South and parts of the Midwest

[astral basin]

Wait. I forgot if NG was american or british.
The green card statement might be false

[ripe tangle]

California, New Mexico and Arizona, they owned for about 27 years TOTAL
Texas, about 15 years... again, TOTAL

[vocal hawk]

well considering they gained independence in 1819 (pretty sure) they’ve only owned it for about 30 years

[little marten]

I have yellow teeth

[ancient violet]

yes, exactly

[twin flower]

welcome to mehico

[ripe tangle]

that being said

[ancient violet]

give it to Mexico
kick out the gring*s
profit

[odd shadow]

Welcome to Costco I love you

[ancient violet]

💸

[ripe tangle]

Spain owned all of the American Southwest for around 300 years

[little marten]

I’ve not been to the dentist in 12 years actually

[ripe tangle]

they didn't really settle it for the most part

[ancient violet]

briish?

[ripe tangle]

they did in some areas but mostly didnt

[whole glade]

i have hillbilly family but they do not have the "yEeHAw" accent 😭

[little marten]

Reported

[astral basin]

Trying to remember my last dentist appointment

[ancient violet]

😈 do it no balls

[astral basin]

7 years?

[odd shadow]

Fake hillbilly spotted

[little marten]

How do I do it

[whole glade]

IM LOUSIANIAN NOT A HILLBILLY

[ripe tangle]

can you be a Hillbilly if you're not from Appalachia?

[ancient violet]

i gotu fam: https://discord.com/safety/360044103651-reporting-abusive-behavior-to-discord

[whole glade]

ye

[astral basin]

THEYRE THE DEFINITION OF HILLBILLY

[whole glade]

NUH UH

[ripe tangle]

I think you pretty much have to be from Appalachia to be a Hillbilly, otherwise you're a Redneck.

[little marten]

I will but when you least expect it 😈

[somber stream]

Why do southerner here denies their accent so very fiercely, i think it's charming

[little marten]

Americans sound cute

[whole glade]

CAJUNS ARE NOT HILLBILLIES

[ripe tangle]

and Rednecks and Hillbillies are NOT the same thing.

[whole glade]

T.T

[little marten]

Shouting louder than everyone else

[ancient violet]

bring it on 😈

[vocal hawk]

the stigma maybe

[somber stream]

Stigma? Can you expand on this

[ancient violet]

dam speaks french AND from Texas?????

[ocean widget]

as someone who has no experience with any of the shit you're talking about
pretty sure you have to be a goat

[vocal hawk]

1861-1865

[odd shadow]

MY NAME IS MUD intense bass lines

[somber stream]

That's silly

[little marten]

“Oh my god Mary-Beth d’ya see that there! That’s the Tower of London Mary-Beth!”

[ripe tangle]

People think it sounds uneducated and stupid.

[whole glade]

louisiana*

[vocal hawk]

I’m just guessing

[astral basin]

this bitch mentioned cajuns
Knowing damn well thats the one everyone associates with swamp magic bs

[ancient violet]

state rights to do what?

[whole glade]

and yes i do speak a tad bit of french

[vocal hawk]

swavery 🥺

[somber stream]

@round mica Grok is this real

[little marten]

Remember agincourt before you utter a single syllable of it

[ocean widget]

what the fuck is swamp magic

[wicked sentinel]

Louisiana is full of French and Creole history

[ripe tangle]

it's funny though, the South used to have more accents based on Social Class, the Upper Class used to sound VERY different from the Lower Class.

[whole glade]

voodoo?

[misty trench]

I only ever associated it with really fucking good food

[somber stream]

There are Upper class southern accent??

[whole glade]

thats african cajuns

[astral basin]

Not just voodoo
Only mostly voodoo

[somber stream]

I must hear this

[ancient violet]

fun fact about the civil war

when Lincoln passed the bill to give ex slaves weapons and join the union army, the war ended in 6 months 😈

[little marten]

Why does every American put bacon on their pancakes

[ripe tangle]

There used to be, but after the Civil War, Southerners were encouraged to stop using it.

[round mica]

it can be, but an accent doesn’t mean anything for the most part

[ancient violet]

salt, fat, and carbs

[astral basin]

Yee yee

[little marten]

Bacon is savoury pancake is sweet

[whole glade]

cuz they pussies

[misty trench]

it's pretty good ngl

[ancient violet]

dont ask me

[wicked sentinel]

No put it on your donuts and ice-cream

[round mica]

for me, I take pride in my southern accent

[somber stream]

People are masking their accent so idk

[little marten]

🤔

[whole glade]

at least yall havent said anything bad about our food

[somber stream]

As you should! I think it's neat

[odd shadow]

Special secret sauce in the American diet it’s our favorite

[whole glade]

keep it that way.

[ripe tangle]

it's because of association with Treason.

[ocean widget]

because a magic stretchy dog told them to

[misty trench]

like eggs and bacon on a pancake legit works, good combo of sweet and savoury

[astral basin]

Bacon? On pancakes?
My cousins need to be burned…

[whole glade]

voodoo?

[ripe tangle]

since it was largely the Upper Class who owned slaves and rebelled

[odd shadow]

I’m from cali and people say we have a particular accent which I’m not convinced it’s anything special

[little marten]

Maybe I’ll have to try it then

[misty trench]

think of like, a savoury crepe, it's the same logic

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-pancakes-adventure-time-gif-24367655

[little marten]

Normally I have ice cream on pancakes and strawberry sauce

[whole glade]

yall cannot talk shit about cajun food

[misty trench]

ice cream and fruit on pancakes is also goated ofc

[whole glade]

its way too goog

[round mica]

it’s just a typical valley accent, nothing crazy

[ripe tangle]

the irony with this is that it's mostly lower class whites who take pride in the Lost Cause ideal

[odd shadow]

Jambalaya is goated

[odd shadow]

I figured

[whole glade]

hell yeah.

[somber stream]

I have a thing for cow girls

[whole glade]

with a lil sausage

[round mica]

as a cajun myself i won’t allow this slander

[little marten]

Lettssss goooo

[whole glade]

same

[twin flower]

dont we all

[whole glade]

no cajun food is bad

[wicked sentinel]

Bacon ice-cream, bacon and maple donuts, bacon wrapped steak, chocolate dipped bacon. I can go on

[odd shadow]

You like them southern women?

[little marten]

I have cowgirl miss fortune skin on league of legends licht

[somber stream]

I like the accent

[languid hazel]

This talk about food suddenly is making me want food

[somber stream]

And i have one for Ashe

👀

[ocean widget]

remove the space licht

[whole glade]

cowgirls or Cow girls?....

[little marten]

Damn I love Ashe

[misty trench]

you already know there will be people who will find this thinking you mean something very fuckin different

[little marten]

You win

[ancient violet]

real cow girls or those people who practice animal cruelty rodeo? 🤔

[little marten]

Licht clearly wrote the talent tree blog it seems

[somber stream]

I was going to clarify but somehow that will make things worse so i didn't

[ocean widget]

aint gotta clarify if you just remove the space

[astral basin]

I was gonna say “we call those heifers”

[whole glade]

if i was on death row i would want crab/lobster/skrimp bowls

and mtn dew

[somber stream]

Yet, look around you

[astral basin]

Gumbo

[somber stream]

I know you people

[ocean widget]

if i was on death row i would want to know how the fuck i got there because we have no death penalty over here

[little marten]

Shame innit

[whole glade]

depends. if its my moms than yes, if a uncultured guy makes it. hell no

[ocean widget]

both, both is good
however we both know what you meant

[misty trench]

if I was on death row I'd ask for a heartattack burger, large fries and beter make it a diet coke

[ocean widget]

fortunately no

[astral basin]

My old man hates shrimp
But needs the spiciest sausage he can get
So its so so

[somber stream]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[whole glade]

i would ask for vodka redbulls and vodka mtn dews so i can get drunk before i die so no pain

[vocal hawk]

If I was on death row I’d ask for Madison beer as my last meal

[odd shadow]

[wicked sentinel]

Mmm gumbo or jambalaya

[whole glade]

british "people" eat jellied eels

[ocean widget]

just ask for some sleeping meds, easy way to sleep through the punishment

[whole glade]

ew

[little marten]

If I was on death row it would be because I’m the one administering the injection 😈

[ocean widget]

im beating you to death with a stick

[somber stream]

Is he wrong?

[whole glade]

am i wrong hoe?

[misty trench]

a yorkshire pudding goes hard tho

[ripe tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S72nI4Ex_E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnZealJXoVM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAqqCbRGr88

[little marten]

I’m jk I don’t even kill insects

[ocean widget]

well no
however, fuck him

[astral basin]

My state has death penalty
In fact, we have one of the highest execution rates

[whole glade]

full english is the only over the pond food i tolerate.

[little marten]

Based

[somber stream]

Brb grabbing my headphones

[misty trench]

if you ain't tried a yorkie you should tho, they gud

[wicked sentinel]

Eel is good though I eat it more in an Asian style with eel sauce

[ocean widget]

a yorkie is different to a yorkshire pudding aquila

[whole glade]

you also have stargazy pie

stfu

[somber stream]

Unagi eels are overated btw

[whole glade]

you sick freaks

[little marten]

I don’t even know what English food is but everyone always bullies us about it

[ocean widget]

that is delicious
go fuck yourself

[ripe tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jVsQToSfag

[odd shadow]

Most English answer ever I swear

[misty trench]

pffft next you'll tell me yorkshire isn't in Scotland like as if I'm some gullible yank

[little marten]

Spotted dick like?

[whole glade]

is it a real pie or a meat pie or sausage?

[wicked sentinel]

Lol got something better?

[ocean widget]

a yorkies a chcoolate bar aquila
stop dipping your chocolate bars in gravy

[little marten]

Pie mash and liquor with the geezers down at the ole boozer before the west ‘am game

[misty trench]

deep frying my mars bars rn

[round mica]

Working for you yet?

[twin flower]

wat is happening

[odd shadow]

YOU CANNOT TELL US AMERICANS WHAT DO BRITISH BOAH

[somber stream]

That's just English

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-a-knife-ace-merrill-stand-by-me-taunt-knife-gif-21690144

[misty trench]

wait so what's the fuckin' shorthand for yorkshire pudding then

[little marten]

Not for girls mate

[ocean widget]

we dont have one because its called a yorkshire pudding

[misty trench]

GAH

[ripe tangle]

the Upper Class Southern Accent is based on a British Accent, very observant of you.

think the guy from the Fifth Element

[little marten]

Yorkie is a sexist chocolate bar

[untold skiff]

Are you secretly Scottish?

[astral basin]

Yorks arent bars? They are disc candy

[ripe tangle]

he has an Upper Class Southern American Accent

[little marten]

It’s not a bad chocolate bar tbf

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkie_(chocolate_bar)

[misty trench]

forever thanking my one ancestor for being irish and getting deported down under

[wicked sentinel]

Talking about southern bells?

[ripe tangle]

yeah

[astral basin]

Tf is that

[little marten]

Ireland has the best deli culture

[ripe tangle]

it's a mostly dead accent

[ocean widget]

its a chocolate bar

[somber stream]

Now this is more hnnn, 'exotic'
I like it a lot

[south jetty]

Who up eating beans and squash

[little marten]

Every corner shop they cooking some wild chicken sandwiches

[ripe tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jVsQToSfag

Zorg

[misty trench]

that actually sounds pretty gud

[ripe tangle]

his accent is Antebellum Southern Aristocrat

[ocean widget]

i think aquila should give me the ability to lob tins of beans at people ngl

[somber stream]

I tend to avoid Eels in general, if i want seafood. Salmon is love

[south jetty]

damn right

[little marten]

Mr beanie ?

[ripe tangle]

also Colonel Autumn in FO3

[misty trench]

getting you a Heinz sponsorship rn

[astral basin]

I do say

[wicked sentinel]

Salmon raw with seafood sauce

[ripe tangle]

he also has a Southern Upper Class accent

[wheat sphinx]

Why are Auric missions called Auric? What does Auric actually mean

[odd shadow]

Irish people got treated pretty badly here in America when they first arrived and most people deny this which is crazy

[wheat sphinx]

Like every difficulty increase is a higher heresy or something (uprising to malice to heresy to damnation) but wtf is Auric?

[misty trench]

it's like the next evolution above sigma male

[whole glade]

me when mortician

[misty trench]

you got alpha males, sigma males and then auric males

[whole glade]

me love screaming

[little marten]

SAUSAGE BEANS AND CHIPS DANNY BOY COME DOWN STAIRS AND EAT YA TEA I AINT BEEN SLAVIN’ OVER THIS OVEN FOR YOU TO LET IT GET COLD OI

[somber stream]

I like my salmon with tons of wasabi

[odd shadow]

And then the havoc males

Then the mortis males

[untold skiff]

Havoc 40 male

[little marten]

I just transported you all to Britain

[wheat sphinx]

I should get art of my fursona mogging in a Guardsman outfit and title it "auric male"

[little marten]

You’re welcome

[wheat sphinx]

thanks for the idea

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/stab-knife-kifluggs-kill-murder-gif-24765587

[misty trench]

I need to see this happen

[wicked sentinel]

When eating sushi or sashimi you should mix the wasabi in some soy sauce

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um1U4mOCx6Y

[wheat sphinx]

I'll let you know if I do it, currently getting other comms lol

[little marten]

My home town had the first triple stabbing where 3 people all stabbed each other at once

[untold skiff]

Thanks now I have an excuse for not being at work I just got teleported to Britain.

[ocean widget]

auric means loadsamoney

[little marten]

Don’t stay at any hotels with bald men outside

[somber stream]

No sauce, i like it raw

The wasabi i mean

[astral basin]

Cornhole competitions

[wheat sphinx]

Lots of M O N E Y whas that spell? LOTS OF MONEY

[misty trench]

an ouroboros of shamk

[south jetty]

I could fuck up some corn soup right about now

[ocean widget]

its L O D S OF E M O N E

[somber stream]

There's a guy i play with here have this very accent

[wheat sphinx]

LOODSOFEMONE

[astral basin]

I wonder if the british know about cornholing

[south jetty]

y'all don't even know about corn soup

[odd shadow]

Average London experience

[wicked sentinel]

Omg corn hole

[ocean widget]

we know what anal is servoskull

[little marten]

What is cornholing

Oh it’s anal?

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/lodsofemone-gif-22272866

[wicked sentinel]

It's a game

[south jetty]

I'm not talking about no yellow corn either

[somber stream]

Cornhole is anal?

[astral basin]

You dense motherfucker

[somber stream]

That's new

[astral basin]

Its not

Its a game

[little marten]

Then I’ve been deceived

[ocean widget]

"cornhole
/ˈkɔːnhəʊl/
US English
verbvulgar slang
gerund or present participle: cornholing
have anal intercourse with (someone)."

[little marten]

Cottaging

[somber stream]

See?

[ripe tangle]

Colonel Autumn legit talks like an old Southerner who should be drinking a Mint Julip on a porch of a big Plantation House while wearing a white suit.

[somber stream]

Cornholing

[little marten]

You bloody bastard!

[south jetty]

Cornhole is a game where you try to throw beanie bags into a hole in a wooden structure of some sort that they can slide into and fall through

[untold skiff]

Pretty sure it's an innuendo born from shit being corny.

[astral basin]

You can look up anything in urban dictionary

[misty trench]

ah so that's why my tax return is themed after corncobs

[wicked sentinel]

Lol there is actually a southern game called corn hole

[odd shadow]

That comes from a British dictionary we ain’t reading that as Americans

[ripe tangle]

Cornholing isn't Anal, it's a game -_-

[somber stream]

I wish i could send gifs here

[little marten]

How much corn can you fit in your hole?

[south jetty]

eating corn the long way

[vocal hawk]

all of it

[little marten]

I can probably do like 7 tbsp’s

[odd shadow]

Don’t make us dip chocolate in gravy @ocean widget

[ocean widget]

you'd only be disappointing yourself
and proving american culinary skills

[little marten]

Can I get something off my chest while all you Americans are squawking around

[astral basin]

I asked a question
Some dense bastard started a riot

[somber stream]

This conversation took a interesting turn

[little marten]

You’ve ruined hotdog eating with your minmax antics

[misty trench]

look let's all chill out over a nice warm teaspoon of vegemite

[jaunty path]

Hotdogs is literally just lard and plastic

don't worry

[tawny gorge]

i'll kill you, its ninja gaiden 4 day

[odd shadow]

That’s even worse mate

[somber stream]

What's a vegemite

[ocean widget]

also im pretty sure thats not vegemite in the teaspoon

[ocean widget]

yeast extract

[somber stream]

Why would anyone want to eat that

[little marten]

I heard Vegemite is low-key pretty good

[twin flower]

isnt that more like an aussie thing

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

[misty trench]

like marmite but actually good

[astral basin]

Wtf even is vegemite
Sounds like some made up veganism
Like “strawberry milk came from strawberries”

[odd shadow]

AND WE AMERICANS LOVE IT SO DONT INSULT OUR INGENIOUS CUSINIE

[ocean widget]

british company

[somber stream]

[ocean widget]

ah nvm vegemites AU marmites GB

[little marten]

American try not to shout “letsss gooo” and do something mildly interesting challenge

[ocean widget]

roughly the same origin though cus aussies couldnt get access to marmite after WW1

[somber stream]

It looks chocolate but taste like umami

Why

[little marten]

Actually I find Americans really cute I’m sorry guys

[astral basin]

Aussies are brits re-evolved on the american west doctrine change my mind

[misty trench]

it's a beer making byproduct so like

yea

[ocean widget]

it tastes like shit

just drink beer

[somber stream]

I've had those before

Yeah taste like shit

[little marten]

If I ever get transformed back into a little boy by an evil witch I would like an American family to adopt me

[ocean widget]

if that somehow happens im lobbing a hammer at you

[misty trench]

mfs ain't got that 50 degree celsius palate smh

[odd shadow]

Throw a Nuke the old fashion American way

[misty trench]

bet you don't even cook your eggs on the hood of your car

[little marten]

I’d be a quick nimble little sprog

[somber stream]

Do Aussies use celcius or Fahrenheit?

[misty trench]

we use celcius because we're upside down, not stupid

[wicked sentinel]

With sports peppers, relish, mustard, tomatoes, and lettuce

[somber stream]

Phew

[odd shadow]

Delicious

[astral basin]

Isnt aquila canadian?

[odd shadow]

You know what….i can’t even argue against that lowkey

[ocean widget]

nah
turkish aussie

[somber stream]

Aussie migrated to Canada

[little marten]

My water provider just transferred me money is this a scam

[ocean widget]

you might wanna get some bottles of water mate

either they've leaked sewage into the water again or a pipes burst

could be either either

[little marten]

Ah fuck

[rocky radish]

They’ll measure everything in anything but metric. They would rather say how many washing machines high something is, or football fields wide

[astral basin]

Hes canadian all reputation lost
No wars to reclaim it in rn

[ocean widget]

oh shit nvm if you're lucky they're refunding an overcharge

no need to panic yet

panic in 15 minutes

[astral basin]

Need to rewatch fugget about it

[little marten]

Not sure if it’s an overcharge cause I only pay £50 a month for it

When we moved in we got on the old owners gas and electric account and it was £50 for both all winter 😈

[somber stream]

50 pounds holy shit

What did they do with the water??

[ocean widget]

wait whos your water company

[little marten]

Cocaine residue mainly

[ocean widget]

ah
thames water

[little marten]

Nah it’s NW and ESL

[rocky radish]

It’s criminal here. I pay like $350 a month for electricity, and i’m not even home half the time

[little marten]

That’s fucking wild

[somber stream]

It's Japan

Half your salary goes to bill and rent

Sorry, 75%*

[wicked sentinel]

Lol

[little marten]

It’s around £100 now for gas and electric but since I don’t shower I would say I don’t use an average amount of gas

[ocean widget]

probably something to do with this then
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg4vpzpkqw2o

[wicked sentinel]

Though don't major companies there have recreational areas, nap stations, food etc. You don't need a house

[rocky radish]

For real. When my son isn’t around (spends half the time at his mother’s house) i basically live on tofu to try to save money

[little marten]

That explains why they sent me 15.7 mil

Anyone want some aquilas

[somber stream]

And only about 2% of the population get to work in those company

[little marten]

Nah we drank feces for however long and they sent me £80 lol

[ripe tangle]

am I the only one who knows how to do both?

[somber stream]

Else you live in vans, internet cafes or really, really cramped 'apartment'

[ripe tangle]

as in I can calculate both forms of measurement in my head instantly?

[ocean widget]

ah RIP
long as ya didnt actually drink it

[ripe tangle]

it's not hard, I don't know why people struggle...

[rocky radish]

I’m not even allowed to eat lunch at my workplace. It’s stupid

[ocean widget]

yes because that comes with being old

just wait a couple months and aquila'll do it too

[somber stream]

This isn't sustainable

[ripe tangle]

I'm not that old!

[somber stream]

Young people aren't even having sex it's not funny

[ripe tangle]

I'm in my early 30s....

[ocean widget]

potato potato

[little marten]

Old

[ripe tangle]

:<

[little marten]

You’re like 3 months older than me

[somber stream]

You're literally the same age

[little marten]

That’s ancient tbh

[wicked sentinel]

I remember visiting the Bridgestone factory there I was like wtf. We slaving in America at ours

[ripe tangle]

holy fuck, I'm going to be 31 in like 5 months -_-

fuckme

[little marten]

That’s actually scary

[ocean widget]

have you considered dying

[little marten]

Should we just both die so we don’t have to turn 31?

[ripe tangle]

I have actually... :I

[somber stream]

DO NOT

🫵

[ocean widget]

i mean tbf i plan on dying at the age of 40 maximum

[little marten]

I’d like to live to 33 to find out if I’m Jesus or not

After that you can set the dogs on me

[ocean widget]

you're from england not the middle east nurgle
im pretty sure its apparent if you're jesus

despite what farage says you didnt come here on a small boat

[ripe tangle]

Nurgle, have you ever turned water into wine?

have you ever raised the dead?

[little marten]

You never know I might tan well

[ripe tangle]

do you speak Aramaic?

[little marten]

Why do you think Jesus would choose the same loadout?

[somber stream]

Some maintain high level of work enviroment and infrastructure, the pay might be good but then again, your bill will always overshadow your gains

[little marten]

Coming at me with your smarty pants questions

[ocean widget]

he was cross with the recent nerfs

[little marten]

Jesus has watched Jurassic park why do you think he wouldn’t come back to watch Jurassic park 2 the new world this time

[somber stream]

It's a really sad thing to know that most youth i know from Japan, like the native. Gave up on the idea of dating, nevermind marrying and have kids

[fossil oasis]

Marrying is made up religious bs anyway tbh

[somber stream]

Same thing in Korea, apparently. But at least your youth is trying to put up a fight

[somber stream]

yesn't

[ocean widget]

thats common sense baby
if there aint enough money for yourself there sure as shit aint enough money for a baby

[fossil oasis]

Marriage is just a state enforced relationship

[blazing ibex]

Marriage is a good way to get a DN status

[little marten]

Don’t worry I’m sure the western weeb exports will fix Japan 💀

[somber stream]

Yet our forefathers popped out babies like machine gun

[fossil oasis]

But yeah it is sad that people in Japan/Korea aren't really dating tho

[ripe tangle]

tbf society has been cooked for a while now...

[somber stream]

It's common to have upto 9 siblings

[ripe tangle]

since the Boomers onward tbh

[vocal hawk]

no but due to capillary action I have floated on water

[ocean widget]

back in those days
children died faster and were less expensive

[little marten]

Let’s just make our own society

Dibs on shaman

[somber stream]

Yes, different life standard

[ocean widget]

people did have more kids because they were more likely to die back then tbf

[fossil oasis]

I want to make a Transgender Commune, somewhere in the UK

But like I have no skills for homesteading nor the money to buy land

[little marten]

You’ve just described bristol

[vocal hawk]

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster to the human race. they have drastically raised the life expectancy in first world countries while making life unfulfilling

[ocean widget]

can you colonise 10 downing street and use that

[fossil oasis]

Never knew Bristol was so queer

[little marten]

Yeah Bristol rolls like that

[ripe tangle]

all of the UK should just send the old people to like, one single County.

[fossil oasis]

I want Downing Street flattened, my commune must be off in the woods

[little marten]

Same retirement home that you’re in right now old timer

[fossil oasis]

Kent

[ocean widget]

yeah bristols good for queer folk

[ocean widget]

cant
NIMBYs

[blazing ibex]

A disaster or a miracle.

Depends on who you ask.

[somber stream]

Miracle

[blazing ibex]

The nuances of industrialism.

[ocean widget]

plus the fact kier couldnt pull his finger out his arse unless it resulted in him getting 50 grand or more

[fossil oasis]

Ehhh, more the fault of capitalism than the industrial revolution imo

[little marten]

STOP THE BOATS

[vocal hawk]

If I was the UK PM I’d also but a finger in my butt too aha

[little marten]

LETS TAKE BACK OUR TRAVEL LODGES

[ocean widget]

i think this is the first time i want to see the greens win

[somber stream]

Technological advancement has been a blessing, make no mistake. It's the elites having total control over them that's what fucked

[vocal hawk]

I already do that but I think it would be different

[fossil oasis]

Yeah genuinely don't get the people upset at immigrants in hotels, they're literally sharing like a travel lodge, it's a single bedroom for like a family of 4 and with no nice things attached

[ripe tangle]

would you push the button if all it did was remove Wales, it just sorta breaks off and floats over to Ireland.

[fossil oasis]

Yes

[blazing ibex]

True. But industrialism, and in turn, technoism also plays a big part in the current human state.

[little marten]

Also surprise surprise after 20 odd years of pretending he wasn’t a Zionist guess who turns up in tel aviv coked off his nut ready to boost the price of stellar Artois again

[fossil oasis]

Wales deserves to be Irish honestly, would be better for them

[somber stream]

Wales are nice, i don't see why one would

[ocean widget]

unfortunately we wouldnt have these issues if the coppers did their fuckin job

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but why should they be british? Give them freedom

[ocean widget]

ireland is in britain chase

[somber stream]

Wales is technically still a 'independent state'

[ripe tangle]

only the Northern bit is part of the UK though

[little marten]

I fucking howled when I saw Tommy on the news yesterday

[fossil oasis]

Yeah exactly

[ocean widget]

yup

[somber stream]

It's just as depressing as the rest of UK

[little marten]

Silly cunt about time he revealed himself

[vocal hawk]

….have subjected human beings into indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering. in the third world, it has led to physical suffering as well

[little marten]

Anyway.. apologies

I have broke a rule

[dreamy crow]

Is there a difference in performance between Transformer Model and Convolutional Neural Network DLSS?

[somber stream]

Go sleep

[ocean widget]

wot

[somber stream]

It's 4AM over there

[ocean widget]

can confirm it is 4am

[somber stream]

I'm something of a UK expert myself

[fossil oasis]

Actually pissed off at all the flag shaggers honestly, there's a street around the corner from me that all those cunts went and stuck flags up on

[little marten]

When I finish my tea ate

[fossil oasis]

It's unpatriotic for so many reasons which I don't feel like explaining rn

[somber stream]

Who the fuck have tea at 5AM

[fossil oasis]

4am

[ripe tangle]

pushes a button that forces Germany to only have two political parties, the CDU and AFD

[vocal hawk]

true british patriots

[ripe tangle]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅

[fossil oasis]

Booooo

[vocal hawk]

global two party system when

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

As if it hasn't been so for the last 2 decades or so

[little marten]

All the flag represents is awful fuckers who expect their wives to cook them dinner every night

[fossil oasis]

Yeah exactly

[somber stream]

AfD on the horizon:

👁️

[misty trench]

no I already know (sort of) because Canada is mindpoisoning me

[fossil oasis]

Ngl I am gonna go bed tho, I was planning to go bed like 45 minutes ago

[ripe tangle]

I've seen the policies of AfD and it's literally just German MAGA

-_-

[somber stream]

It's inevitable

[little marten]

Good night x

[ripe tangle]

or like, their equivalent

[fossil oasis]

Goodnight chat

[misty trench]

Canada uses both interchangably and it's some cosmic horror shit lemme tell ya

[fossil oasis]

[clever horizon]

hows the update

[ripe tangle]

goodnight Chase

[dreamy crow]

wot

[somber stream]

Goodnight, sweet prince

[ocean widget]

have fun chase

[vocal hawk]

the canadian liberal mind control beams are turning me gay

[ocean widget]

dont die

[misty trench]

oh no I was already gay

[fossil oasis]

Thank u, bed is about to be real cozy :3

[blazing ibex]

That's true. But consider why you're here, able to connect with others from across the globe at this moment, in this chat. Among all the other things technology has granted humanity.

It's a blessing and a curse.

A double edged sword.

[whole glade]

i learned the dodge off the edge glitch thingy

[little marten]

This was quite funny actually the telegraph I think I was did a poll of everywhere in the U.K. for how much they supported brexit; the town I grow up in was the least supportive in the entire country lol

The town at the time I lived in however, was the most supportive

[vocal hawk]

I’m glad I can talk to random people while like…..slavery

[misty trench]

technology created my parking spot and then stole my parking spot

[hazy kestrel]

Looks like the fascist carnival is back in town!

Pain. How many times to we have to teach them this lesson?

[little marten]

My housemate got to be the national paper saying how much she loved Europe

And let me tell you

[vocal hawk]

30 lane highways and 50 story parking lots

[blazing ibex]

Tbf that was a thing well before the Industial Revolution was even a concept in anyone's mind.

[ripe tangle]

Slavery has always existed though

[misty trench]

I FIXED THE TRAFFIC BRO I SWEAR ONE MORE LANE BRO

[little marten]

She might have loved Europe but she wrote profanities on the milk when someone accidentally drank some

[ripe tangle]

in fact it's more prevalent in 2025 than a century ago

[vocal hawk]

trust me if I was around back then I’d have ended slavery before it started

[ocean widget]

the day slavery in all its forms no longer exists is the day humanity is either dead or a hivemind

[blazing ibex]

Like, literal millenia ago

[little marten]

We are all slaves

To the rhythm

[hazy kestrel]

LET’S KARKING GOOO!

Proceeds to make traffic jams even worse.

[misty trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdljTnme--8

[ocean widget]

theres gotta be some form of integer overflow with more lanes where it just fixes traffic

[whole glade]

me when

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, I remember this classic.

[whole glade]

me whan the

the uhhh

[vocal hawk]

I’ve escaped the matrix and can easily combat the democrat italian mind beams that are going to turn everyone gay

[whole glade]

uhhh

the...

[somber stream]

Really big fucking road
Bottle necked checkpoints

[ripe tangle]

@misty trench you're in Vancouver right?

[misty trench]

more or less, yeah

[little marten]

What mens red pill boot camp can I also pay 10k to attend so that I might also escape?

[ripe tangle]

Vancouver, the city that boasts about not having Freeways going through it, still somehow has some of the worst traffic in Canada lmao

[misty trench]

it's because the people here cannot fucking drive

[little marten]

Is Vancouver where Drake lives?

[vocal hawk]

I’m gatekeeping

[hazy kestrel]

The new UI did take a bit of getting used to.

[blazing ibex]

https://youtu.be/T-4E5X3l86g?si=tvL1HSlrYgrY5Clv

[little marten]

Cmon bro I’ll buy your fitness plan

[ocean widget]

Its just you, theres not been a stamina rework its just a UI change

[whole glade]

me when when. your. uhh ur mom

[hazy kestrel]

How I feel about my fellow drivers whenever I drive. So many terrible drivers.

[blazing ibex]

get

[misty trench]

I've never been in a city where people are so keen on not knowing how the fuck a 3 way stop works or how right of way works or how red lights work or how swinging into oncoming traffic to overtake is actually illegal and really stupid when we meet again at a red light 10 seconds later

[whole glade]

getted

[vocal hawk]

the weak european mind could never understand ruby ridge

[ripe tangle]

I remember when I was in BC, I liked Vancouver Island more than Vancouver the City.

Vancouver Island was really beautiful ngl

[misty trench]

also idk what it is with North America but you lot really fuck yourselves up by not embracing the raw power of the roundabout

[misty trench]

yeah victoria is gorgeous, by far the best choice

[hazy kestrel]

We have a few roundabouts near where I live. They scare me.

[misty trench]

roundabouts are super common in Australia, they're amazing

[ripe tangle]

we have a few roundabouts in my city

[hazy kestrel]

I simply am unable to trust my fellow drivers. And my anxiety spikes.

[ripe tangle]

people use them wrong often lol

[misty trench]

Canadians DO NOT know how to use roundabouts tho

[clever horizon]

multilane roundabouts hurt my american soul

travel lane roundabout

[little marten]

Ah yes.. uh.. cars

[misty trench]

god I remember when I was in Paris, watching a 5 lane roundabout just work was some next level shit

[clever horizon]

four stop roundabout with three lanes one merge

[blazing ibex]

Automobile

[hazy kestrel]

There’s multi lane roundabouts?

[somber stream]

My car has been collecting dust for half a year now

[ripe tangle]

I've never been to Paris

[little marten]

I’m 30 and don’t drive and now I’m suspicious i might never learn

[somber stream]

Bus reign supreme

[blazing ibex]

I have.

[hazy kestrel]

And I’m over here all spooked by the basic one lane roundabout.

[misty trench]

visit france before france visits you is what I was told

[ripe tangle]

how was it?

[blazing ibex]

Honestly. Mid.

[misty trench]

something something 2nd coming of napoleon

[somber stream]

Employ the only mode of transport god has given you, walking

[little marten]

On wings of night

[clever horizon]

just use fast travel

[blazing ibex]

It was a trip we had the opportunity to go to in middle school

[misty trench]

what year did ya go in? I went in 2013 and while I liked it I was also developing some fucking michael phelps tier lungs trying to not inhale second hand smoke

[somber stream]

I mean if your city is built around public transport, not much need for cars innit?

[little marten]

I had to cancel my trip to Paris because of riots

[hazy kestrel]

Abandon motorized vehicles, return to the horse drawn carriage

[blazing ibex]

London, Paris and Madrid.

[somber stream]

YES

[ripe tangle]

I've been to the French Riviera, been to Nice and Marseillie

and Toulouse

[somber stream]

BRING BACK HORSES

[misty trench]

ayyy I went London, Paris and Rome (also a day trip to Venice)

[blazing ibex]

God this was well before thst.

Hmm

[little marten]

We have horses and carriages in my area

[hazy kestrel]

Would actually like to.

[somber stream]

And early 1900s fashun

[agile raven]

Careful.

[little marten]

They belong to the traveller community

[ripe tangle]

the part of France I was in was nice actually

[somber stream]

Shhhhh

[agile raven]

Bringing back the Cold War.

[somber stream]

Don't, don't.

[agile raven]

Don't alert them.

[misty trench]

that's because you were in nice ofc

[agile raven]

If you say horses too loudly they'll flock.

[little marten]

We don’t really fuck with the travellers because they’re liable to gun you down on the way home from work

[somber stream]

Wait, aren't you one yourself

[formal mortar]

Does France smell bad? Genuinely curious

[green shoal]

nice or Nice...

[blazing ibex]

I know I was in the 9th grade

[misty trench]

Horses are great but you also need to accept they're gonna shit A LOT

[agile raven]

There are reasonable ones amidst us.

[blazing ibex]

So like... it was about 2009.

[clever horizon]

its monkey busineaa but horse play

[somber stream]

Uh huh

[agile raven]

My autism also lies in cold war militaria.

[misty trench]

smelled of cigarettes the whole time I was in Paris, I'm sure less dense areas are fine lol

[little marten]

Horse people in 2025 are kinda freaky

[hazy kestrel]

Bought myself a nice London fog trench coat a while back.

[blazing ibex]

London was nice but really gray. Madrid was fucking beautiful and the food was great.

Paris?

[formal mortar]

I remember my cousin who visited telling me it smelled like pee

[agile raven]

If I could wear CVC coveralls for everything and not be made out as weird for it I would.

[ripe tangle]

the part of Germany I was in was Rhineland, Hesse, and Baden-Wurrtemburg

[green shoal]

ah I see I'm the 2nd person to make this same joke heh

[blazing ibex]

...eh...

[formal mortar]

But wasn't sure if I could believe her

[hazy kestrel]

Haven’t worn it yet. Hopefully I’ll get to soon when it gets karking cold around ‘ere.

[little marten]

Visit London I will tour guide for 80 euros a day

[dreamy crow]

i feel like this applies to most things in life

[ripe tangle]

Rhineland, more like Wineland amiright?

[little marten]

Travel not included

[somber stream]

Get a fedora

[misty trench]

London I had fun with the historical stuff but the rest of the city sucked

[blazing ibex]

Best way I could describe Paris was like going though a very large fish market

[ripe tangle]

SAME

omg

[hazy kestrel]

I would, but the m’lady fellows ruined them.

[misty trench]

the giant fucking glass gherkin poking out over the skyline was funny tho

[little marten]

Wait you didn’t like M&M world ?!

[hazy kestrel]

Can’t have anything on this planet, smh.

[blazing ibex]

And the people were very rude there.

[misty trench]

the green m&m was too hot and scared me

[agile raven]

Bring back 60s U.S. ECW for cold weather standards.

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable

[somber stream]

Lameland

[little marten]

.. fair

[somber stream]

Visit Baveria or Berlin for some action-packed adventure

[ripe tangle]

London, I dont want to be rude or mean when I say this... London just felt like NYC except not.

[agile raven]

Need to visit Europe to tour the WW1 scars.

[misty trench]

like who the fuck thought this was a good idea (sorry abusing my perms to post cursed shit)

[agile raven]

But I don't like Europe.

[green shoal]

Toronto feels like baby NYC

[somber stream]

That's a penis

[outer jasper]

hahaha it looks phalic this is quite comical

[agile raven]

The twisted phallus.

[little marten]

That’s because most of the tourist certified historical parts of London are interlaced with the various financial districts

[agile raven]

TWIST HIS PHALLUS

[astral basin]

Outside of the grandmother living the nest state over
I’ve never been out of state
The generational white house visit? Same answer as every other school activity. Gotta find the money myself

[ripe tangle]

I've never been, I've been to Quebec, New Brunswick, and British Columbia, but never been to Ontario.

[hazy kestrel]

Find yourself an unexploded artillery shell pal. Just don’t poke it too much.

[agile raven]

THE OL' PHALLUS TWISTER

[misty trench]

like you've got tower of london, westminster abbery etc and then that fucking thing

[little marten]

If you got to the socially significant places will see hundreds of micro cultures

[agile raven]

[ripe tangle]

apparently the majority of Canadians live in Ontario though

[astral basin]

Hehehehe genitals

[little marten]

Gherkin is pretty dumb

[ancient violet]

what happened to their home planet? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[little marten]

Got kicked out of there once lol

[misty trench]

I like Vancouver well enough aside from traffic tho, also the fucking cost of living is insane but that's just like...city living in 2025

[ripe tangle]

what about the London Cheese Grater?

[little marten]

The shard?

[ripe tangle]

it got blown up

[twin flower]

[little marten]

Tbf the London skyline is really oppressive and bleak it’s like a giant circuit board

[hazy kestrel]

The shape made me think that we need to bring zeppelins back. I want to ride in a dangerous and highly flammable glorified air balloon damnit.

[misty trench]

seriously this shit is why I have brain fog

[ancient violet]

🤯

[astral basin]

I foget most states have 2 football universities

[little marten]

I don’t even recognise that building

[outer jasper]

my bad

[ripe tangle]

I heard one of the buildings in London was built in such a way that it reflects sunlight down onto the street and it burns cars lmao

[misty trench]

meanwhile in Australia we just build giant fiberglass fruits and prawns

[ripe tangle]

who designed that!?!

[hazy kestrel]

Peak.

[little marten]

Take a lovely walk along the embankment and pop in to see shrek the musical

[hazy kestrel]

Some architects just want to watch the world—and your cars—burn.

[little marten]

Very cultural

[green shoal]

Heh, I've lived in Alberta, Ontario, and Quebec. The first time I went to Toronto, I thought it was really cool. But then I went to NYC and it felt like 10x Toronto in every way.

[astral basin]

Aquila do you know of the sea lion with the criminal record?

[ripe tangle]

20 Fenchurch Street, nicknamed the "Walkie Talkie," apparently burns cars since it reflects light downward like a magnifying glass.

[ocean widget]

Yes that was a thing

[little marten]

Imma check that out next Tuesday when I go in

Might burn tho

[misty trench]

wait they finally caught him?

[ripe tangle]

come visit me in Texas, I want to give you BBQ

[ocean widget]

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-23930675

Fucking googles a twat

[misty trench]

(no I have no idea, I just know about the sea otter that stole people's surfboards)

[formal mortar]

What is a twat other than an insult?

[cloud vessel]

Anyone else getting Error Code:9999 while trying to start a map?

[somber stream]

I think it's a pure insult

[little marten]

Maybe the walkie talkie keeps burning tfl workers that’s why the trains have stopped giving a fuck about turning up

[astral basin]

Theres a fat bastard that harasses roads and homes by just
Laying there

[ripe tangle]

vagina

[formal mortar]

Hell yeah

[ripe tangle]

it's the same as calling someone a cunt

[misty trench]

OH nvm I do know about him lmao

Neil the Seal

[astral basin]

That one

[formal mortar]

Cunt is a more fun word tbf

[ocean widget]

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/twat

[misty trench]

he's a fuckin elephant seal btw

[little marten]

Cunt is a term of endearment in my parts

[green shoal]

Texas, the Alberta of the States.
I don't think I'll be there any time soon ha, but ok

[somber stream]

Real!

I have 3 cunts

[misty trench]

look at this absolute menace

[little marten]

Uh

[low hemlock]

Naughty words Sister‼️ Adding coin into the Swear Jar💢 …. jk

[hazy kestrel]

Oh my goodness, look at this silly menace.

[somber stream]

I meant 3 cunts living in UK

[ocean widget]

What are you
That 3 mouthed cyberpunk ad?

[somber stream]

Maybe

[astral basin]

Imagine calling your boss
“Sorry dude neils blocking my drive out. Ye i did ask. See you tomorrow.”

[little marten]

Me? 👉👈

[somber stream]

Wanna be my 4th?

[ocean widget]

[little marten]

Ok ☺️

[ripe tangle]

once it's filled completely, the Abbess will whip me for funzies

[somber stream]

I have 4 cunts!

[little marten]

Come stay at my house

[ripe tangle]

You should go to a Doctor for that one Licht, especially since you're a man afaik.

[little marten]

I will wash up

[ocean widget]

You're banned from becoming a sister repentia
Straight to the bolter round for you

[somber stream]

This is going too fast

😳

[little marten]

I do actually want to get back to Germany next year

[hazy kestrel]

Can I be your stand-in when that day arrives?

I mean, uh.

[low hemlock]

WAIT‼️ LET….Sister….Cook❓….

[ripe tangle]

if Mortification of the Flesh is your penance, than so be it.

[somber stream]

Visit Austria instead, the better Germany with funni accent