#general-chat

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formal mortar
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Contra was a fun game back in the day

jaunty path
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My Psyker is named Skibidirizzlet

pseudo timber
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We love silly ass psyker names

worn rivet
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and my vets name is Malus-Caedor cause i love Malum Caedo but wanted to stay respectful

vivid sequoia
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If I see a pysker walking around named after the one guy in Skyrim that always goes do you go to the cloud district very often I'm throwing myself down the stairs

formal mortar
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My psyker is PoopdeckLiability

thick fog
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You know what, I am not gonna fucking ask about your zealot name

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Typical least normal zealot name

jaunty path
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My Zealots name is just Nadia

thick fog
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No wait I mean psyker LOL

pseudo timber
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LMAO

thick fog
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Can't read

worn rivet
jaunty path
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My Ogyrn is named Ruckus

formal mortar
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my Zealot is iwrestledanorkonce

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Ogryn is named Pants

pseudo timber
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Pants the goat

worn rivet
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also i met malum ceado in sm2 yesterday

vivid sequoia
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I saw someone with their name for the ogryn was Shrek

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
formal mortar
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Pants always got them cheetah pants on

worn rivet
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cheetah panties

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nothing else

pseudo timber
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Swimsuit cosmetics when fatshark

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Count your days

vivid sequoia
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How could I work to words getting gear to look like a skitari like do I have to do challenges or smth to unlock them or do I have to like actaully buy them

worn rivet
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šŸ‘

pseudo timber
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Just level up your characters and grind for currency

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The commissary has okay psyker gear

vivid sequoia
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Okie

pseudo timber
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The paid shop is where all the cooler gears are tho

worn rivet
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i legit wish there was more spectacular earnable cosmetics

vivid sequoia
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I just wanna look like a skitari

worn rivet
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we need more mass and glowy bits to look cooler

pseudo timber
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Just check out the cosmetics fren

worn rivet
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i wanna carry a church on my back and be a badass

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while running around with my zealot

pseudo timber
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I wanna beat heretics with my fist

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For the Emperor

worn rivet
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ogryn double handed axe when?????

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fatshark?

pseudo timber
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You mean the normal axe??

worn rivet
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no

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double handed

pseudo timber
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Or wait that's the pick

worn rivet
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MAKE THE AXE PRIMARILY FOR HORDE CLEARING

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bro just hire me already

pseudo timber
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That's shovels job

vivid sequoia
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"there's only one tool you need for purging and I got it"

worn rivet
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ill be your ideaboy

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fatshark

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yall hiring?

vivid sequoia
pseudo timber
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It's a hammer

quick bloom
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Has anyone noticed the build-reverting bug getting worse

worn rivet
vivid sequoia
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The whuh I'm new

worn rivet
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i think it just resets whenever they updte it

lethal solstice
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Select a build and it'll fix the problem

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Loadout

quick bloom
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I just reset the same build like 3 times in 20 minutes

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It's reverting cosmetics too

whole glade
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me am toired

worn rivet
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same

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im going to bed

worn rivet
pseudo timber
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Goodnight sloptide enthusiasts

worn rivet
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im happy that someone new is getting into darktide

worn rivet
pseudo timber
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Elf?

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I'm a cadian

thorn wedge
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I had a rush of customers

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Did we decide if orcs could give a necron a soul by wishing for it like a Christmas special?

vivid sequoia
lethal solstice
thorn wedge
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Like if you convinced a bunch of them to believe it

lethal solstice
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Still not how it works

thorn wedge
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It's more

lethal solstice
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The waaagh field is more like reality lubricant

thorn wedge
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Thumb on probability right?

lethal solstice
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It makes things more possible, not entirely possible

quick bloom
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There should be a Not How Orks Work jar

lethal solstice
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Ork guns are all functional, they just suck when used by anyone else and jam/misfire constantly

formal mortar
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Just realized I practically started a waaagh every day back in middle school

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And highschool

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Would show up, grab 4 buddies, say we're going, then go and tell other people we're going, then have the entire school walking in a massive group

thorn wedge
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I watched a large junior on crutches obliterate a deans spine during a big too do

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He had a cane from then on

formal mortar
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I'm the reason a security guard and a gym teacher both stopped steroids the same year

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And we'll just leave it at that

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playing ogryn is so fun

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Felt bad at the end of my last mission, didn't notice the psyker was low and he died

wicked sentinel
thorn wedge
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That's what they're for

fossil holly
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i am on a 3 loss streak...

thorn wedge
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Were they funny losses?

fossil holly
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no

thorn wedge
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How did you lose?

fossil holly
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first

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a pox bursters came up while we were on the ledge of the bridge

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blew 3/4 of us off to die

thorn wedge
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That's funny though

wicked sentinel
fossil holly
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the last one got mauled by 2 ogryn

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NOT FOR ME

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WE WERE SO CLOSE

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TO THE END

thorn wedge
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You didn't snicker even a bit?

fossil holly
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AND THEN A BURSTER

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BLEW US UP

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AND WE ALL DIED

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2nd

thorn wedge
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Yeah

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It's a very 40k ending

wicked sentinel
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Lol I always get blown off edges because one of my teammates shoot a barrel

fossil holly
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one guy sold the match

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like on purpose

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just kept blowing up barrels next to his team and jumping off leges

formal mortar
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Losing a match to a Gusher is always funny

fossil holly
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3rd

formal mortar
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Just report him

thorn wedge
somber stream
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The man who blew the team

fossil holly
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we died in 30 sec

somber stream
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tape start playing

fossil holly
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there was 3 of us

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then

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there was a puppie and plauge ogryn

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and we all died

thorn wedge
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Mutant into buster in that way where it juuuust eats two wounds

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That's comedy

fossil holly
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mutant

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into flamer

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into sniper

wicked sentinel
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One hell of a bj

fossil holly
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into burster

thorn wedge
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You know something funny

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The AI didn't used to combo specials

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They taught it to do that

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Or programed or whatever

fossil holly
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mutants throw me towards flamers

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i hate it

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fire hurts

thorn wedge
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Pssssh

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Fire hurts

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If I had my way we'd have old new fire rework fire back

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Where it was bugged and the second you were out of toughness it killed you

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That was funny

fossil holly
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i feel like im playing basketball horse

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from the mutant

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to the flamer

thorn wedge
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People running from flamers in absolute terror

fossil holly
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to the bomber

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to the trapper

thorn wedge
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It was great

fossil holly
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to the ledge

thorn wedge
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That sense of panic

formal mortar
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From the windoooooow

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To the wall

upper parcel
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Gave a concentration stimm to a guy with many wounds thinking it was our chorus zealot.

Turns out it was martyrdom psyker.

vocal hawk
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the headless horseman is so tuff

thorn wedge
upper parcel
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Psyker with a lot of wounds.

spice palm
upper parcel
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Yeah...that was definitely not that kind of psyker.

wicked sentinel
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Yes crystalline will is fun

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If being set on flame wasn't fun enough how about an explosion

somber stream
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Mah main goah, is to blow up

whole glade
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hahahah

somber stream
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Finally, reverse pox burster

thorn wedge
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With unlucky for some, it's technically support

worn rivet
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NO! GIRLS! ALLOWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!

upper parcel
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It was not a suipsyker, it was a "I go down if a gentle breeze touches me" psyker who probably thought having more wounds will let him go down more often. I mean, sure, he went down more often without dying outright, but he was still going down every 30 seconds.

somber stream
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Are you even playing if you're not blowing

long kelp
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Just played as Ogryn for the first time and lmao the fact that you have to look down to hit enemies is hilarious

somber stream
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Wait till you learn about r0k

formal mortar
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If you make a max height character you have to look a bit down as well

upper parcel
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You get to see 40 enemies go flying when you do a big sweep with like a pickaxe or smth.

thorn wedge
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I wonder what the peak suipsyker looks like

long kelp
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Min maxxing height for better headshots hmmm

wicked sentinel
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I always make mine shortest so I'm on their neck level

formal mortar
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Shorter character = smaller hitbox

somber stream
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Make fun of your teamate for being short āœ…

formal mortar
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I always make a big character, cept for my psyker

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Because PoopdeckLiability is supposed to be a funny lil guy

thorn wedge
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You should get wider as you get shorter

wicked sentinel
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Get a booty?

thorn wedge
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I mean wider

long kelp
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Don't ogryns already block most of the doorways

somber stream
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So this is why body slider isn't a thing in tide

long kelp
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More wide and no one would see xd

somber stream
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You'd see XXXL sized guardsman everywhere

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h o r i z o n t a l l y

wicked sentinel
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Lol hope they can take a lot of damage because we won't see them

somber stream
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"Colonel, i'm trying to squeeze through this door way, but i'm dummy thicc"

ripe tangle
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imagine

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all the abominations you'd see

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like Oblivion lmao

somber stream
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And i'd love it

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Ultra wide top with the slimmest legs possible

formal mortar
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Or Darksouls

wicked sentinel
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Lol the ogryn has to already crouch in some entrances even at its shortest

somber stream
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Bring back naked option

thorn wedge
somber stream
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They should remaster Red Alert 2

thorn wedge
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We need an ogryn flail with wobbly bones in the model

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So that someone can swap the model for floppy rannick

next iris
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There's an ideal height where ypur weapon will hit the most heads nerd_actually

thorn wedge
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Flavor > ease of use

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My vet isn't tall so she has a better angle on heads

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She's tall because she's a giant bitch

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And I think it's funny when I'm next to a tiny zealot

elder merlin
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My psyker is shortest

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Arbite and Ogryn are tallest

twin flower
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I like having my chars just be at a really tall height as well lmao

elder merlin
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Vet is middle height

somber stream
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Psykers and Zealot tend to be shortest for some reason

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Gremlin energy maybe?

upper citrus
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All my 5 characters are big boys, I ain't hiding from no one, they are hiding from me

formal mortar
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I realize all of these points you are all making

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Like I said, my only small character is the psyker because he's a funny lil guy

rocky radish
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I made all my characters tall, before realizing that just gives them a bigger hitbox. Might change their heights at some time

thick fog
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though i think the taller your character is, you are able to reach further on saves

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and of course hit enemies heads more easily

somber stream
past coral
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wait character height actually matters?

somber stream
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On a more serious note you do poke a bit out from cover, but that's it

somber stream
upper citrus
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Idc about gameplay implications, big=better

twin flower
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I honestly didnt think it did til people talked about it here lmao

past coral
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huh

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so then being the shortest you can be puts you at the best angle?

rocky radish
# somber stream Shrimply don't get hit

I think i have 180 hours in game and i only just started parrying last night. Still donā€™t slide. Almost never block. I tend to charge into crowds and pray my toughness regen will hold up

upper citrus
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180 hrs and not blocking is criminal

somber stream
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Idk about being shortest, it should hinder your ability to do headshot, same reason for being tall ig?

thick fog
inland mantle
upper citrus
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I headshot just fine

thick fog
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and also cover with the environment

somber stream
upper citrus
past coral
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I put myself at roughly medium height

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see how that goes

rocky radish
# upper citrus 180 hrs and not blocking is criminal

And i somehow have a 100% success rate in havoc lol.

I structure my builds around playing like a paychopath, but from this week i want to start focusing on mastering skills. Thatā€™s where the real progress will be

upper citrus
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I cranked the slider all the way high

inland mantle
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I just run default like a loser lol

rocky radish
rocky radish
jaunty path
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Man

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Difficulty in this game really scales with who you play with

thick fog
inland mantle
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Indeed

jaunty path
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Just jesus

rocky radish
twin flower
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Do be funny

jaunty path
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why do havoc forged mfs need to play like complete jackasses.

twin flower
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Wym?

thick fog
inland mantle
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Gotta flex a worthless title

upper citrus
thick fog
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thats why you have 100% win rate

jaunty path
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Dude ran off with his knife and tried to takeon the whole first section on his own

thick fog
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Low havoc is just a snooze fest

inland mantle
rocky radish
jaunty path
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Tryin to learn how to play without martydom and just use blazing piety

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and use heavy sword

twin flower
jaunty path
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its definitely a chore

thick fog
past coral
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I just get bored when people get caught up on every individual chaff

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see ya I'm gonna go actually play the game

jaunty path
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Do you do that at the very start of the mission and fight without your team

somber stream
past coral
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yes but they catch up

jaunty path
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pain

past coral
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I stick with the team usually

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but like

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brother I am playing the mobility build

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what do you expect me to do

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walk everywhere

inland mantle
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Yes

past coral
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no I'm going to play like a crack head desperate for his next fix

jaunty path
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How fast do you get downed.

past coral
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I don't

inland mantle
past coral
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I genuinely don't

jaunty path
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Give me your computer

inland mantle
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Just that good

past coral
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play with me that will be your source

thick fog
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(He about to change to sedition)

past coral
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I play on auric maelstrom exclusively

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unless I'm with a friend, I want them to have fun

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so I will play at their comfort level

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I may take some hits, sure

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but I'm not downed, and I can live long enough to skip a med station or two

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without getting downed

rocky radish
past coral
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anyways are good knife zealots that hard to come by

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I consider myself average

jaunty path
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Knife Zealots are found to go to hell when they die

inland mantle
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Can confirm

jaunty path
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But what I dealt with was a knife psyker

inland mantle
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In hell as we speak

rocky radish
jaunty path
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I think it was also a gun psyker

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which isn't that bad either

rocky radish
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I feel bad not bringing the bubble as a psyker, but my melee build is so fun

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And the voice linesā€¦ glorious

jaunty path
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Also

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fuck em

rocky radish
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I still have a really stupid goal to get either 4 zealots or 3 zealots and a psyker to see how much we can keep that chorus ability that makes us immortal for a few seconds up

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Because meme builds are fun

formal mortar
jaunty path
upper citrus
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Im vegan

jaunty path
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How can you be vegan when you eat the meat of plants

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sick fuck

somber stream
formal mortar
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Plants do scream when they are cut

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Or at least grass does

somber stream
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So eating greens is kinda metal huh

elder merlin
formal mortar
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Yeah

vocal hawk
formal mortar
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I have never screamed any time I have ever been cut

pseudo timber
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Tommy tuff knuckles over here

vocal hawk
twin flower
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maybe it wasnt deep enough

formal mortar
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I've been cut down to the bone before, I just don't react to physical trauma immediately

stuck wasp
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Acacia tree can sense the difference when bugs are eating their leaves and when giraffes are, and will turn poisonous against Giraffes as well as warn nearby Acacia tree (I'd they're down wind

somber stream
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That's shock + adrenaline

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Happens

rare pulsar
formal mortar
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It's interesting all the ways plants warn each other

rare pulsar
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Bring whatever you want

formal mortar
rare pulsar
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I think its a bit much to allways expect your psyker to bring bubble

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A bit egoistic

formal mortar
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I mean if you're doing something that you are planning a party for, then I guess pick what you'd like to have in said party

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Record some matches on a different build and show it, or just play with other people that are willing to risk your different build, and see if it changes minds

pseudo timber
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Plants low-key scary

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Y'all seen that movie the happening?

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Be nicer to them

formal mortar
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No I never saw it but I heard about it

pseudo timber
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It's a crazy watch

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Just in general

formal mortar
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Plants released something that just straight up killed people in it or something?

pseudo timber
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It MADE people off themselves

formal mortar
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Yeah there are some things irl that are so painful it makes people do that

pseudo timber
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Dudes throwing themselves off stuff, going into literal lion cages

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Everything really

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It's a wacky watch

formal mortar
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Not to quite that extent tho

pseudo timber
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Mark whalburg

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He's in it

formal mortar
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Yeah that sounds like some parasite type ish

pseudo timber
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Very hive mind esque

past coral
jaunty path
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Your skin is still being yanked off unfortnately

elder merlin
somber stream
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I remember watching this one B-tier movie

pseudo timber
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Oh to be flayed like fish

fierce cave
formal mortar
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B-Movies are great

fierce cave
fierce cave
formal mortar
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Bollywood is a different catagory of movie

upper citrus
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The Bee movie

formal mortar
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Which is still great

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I don't like the bee movie

fierce cave
formal mortar
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If you like B-Movies, you should watch the Velocipastor

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It's so bad....

somber stream
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Plants released toxin, killing anyone who inhaled the thing. Somehow a guy drinking soft drink managed to survive and they developed a cure out of it

past coral
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and live a happy life

jaunty path
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And I will just gnaw on freshly flayed skin

elder merlin
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I need to see Primitive War

twin flower
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not an image i thought that would run through my mind lmao

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the comic? or that low budget movie about it

jaunty path
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I love eating raw batter

formal mortar
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Is it as low budget as Velocipastor? I am trying to find something more low budget. They literally put in a scene for a car explosion where they just wrote VFX Explosion on the screen

heavy flame
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Question, where can I report bugs?

wooden creek
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Forums have a bug section

upper citrus
pseudo timber
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Bugs are neat

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Little critters

somber stream
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DEATH

pseudo timber
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Oh to be a rolley polley

heavy flame
past coral
ripe tangle
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Licht

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wasps

somber stream
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DEATH

ripe tangle
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scorpions

pseudo timber
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Valid

somber stream
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DEATH

past coral
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awh

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my bee gif doesn't embed

ripe tangle
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botflies

past coral
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silly little guy falling out of a flower

somber stream
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Botflies are horrifying

pseudo timber
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Silly bumbler

ripe tangle
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mango worms!

upper citrus
past coral
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oh

pseudo timber
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There's nothing

past coral
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that would make sense

pseudo timber
ripe tangle
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if you donā€™t know what Mango Worms are, I donā€™t suggest Googling it if you have trypophobia unless youā€™re okay with being disgusted

past coral
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I will fully condone killing screw worms

upper citrus
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I like mangoes, worms not so much

past coral
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genuinely the only damn thing that does fucking nothing for the ecosystem

upper citrus
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Worms?

past coral
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they do nothing but cause misery and pain

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screwworms

pseudo timber
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Anything besides a worm and caterpillar and slug, smash those wrigglers

amber delta
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I like worms (armageddon and world party)

somber stream
past coral
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flies and maggots that go for fresh, living meat

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and make wounds much worse

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fuck screwworms

astral basin
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Ooga booga

ripe tangle
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youā€™re also describing Botflies and Mango Worms

formal mortar
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Yeah mango worms are f'd up. I hate when I see people removing them with their barehands

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Wear some gloves at least

somber stream
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Things to do in Africa:

  1. leave
astral basin
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Eat a honey pot ant

upper citrus
jaunty path
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I love eating random mushrooms in the forest

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I am speaking with god

amber delta
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bloatfly

jaunty path
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he told me all of you are going to hell

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and that I'm going to heaven

somber stream
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Is he golden

amber delta
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which god is that

jaunty path
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yea

rare pulsar
upper citrus
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Your beloved likes me

somber stream
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Space king

rare pulsar
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Some just straight up throw their eggs in your hair.

amber delta
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space king does not allow girls

ripe tangle
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flies are nasty

jaunty path
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ah thats how lice happens

ripe tangle
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no, louse are not flies

jaunty path
rare pulsar
astral basin
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Spooky scary skeletons

somber stream
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This is why Spiders are important

pseudo timber
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Fleas

amber delta
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contrary to popular belief, butter is not made from butterflies

somber stream
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I keep 3-4 around my place

jaunty path
rare pulsar
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I started feeding the spider at my window

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It got really fat allready

somber stream
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You fool

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Now it won't work for food

ripe tangle
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did you know some people can get lice not just in headhair, but also armpits, pubes, and even eyebrows.

pseudo timber
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You now have a loyal servant

amber delta
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man tries to help an animal
animal gets fat

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tale as old as time

somber stream
rare pulsar
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Its super cool to watch it

astral basin
rare pulsar
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Put the web around stuff

somber stream
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SHOWER

ripe tangle
rare pulsar
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Whenever i see sometjing crawling about i throw it in the netšŸ˜‚

astral basin
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The default evolution

rare pulsar
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Its so much fun

amber delta
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btw whats up with that survey FS put out in game

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are they doing an arrowhead

wooden creek
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Probably testing the survey system

ripe tangle
amber delta
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they didnt even let me answer about things I dislike about the game

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toxic positivity

visual blade
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do you like game
what game part u like
ok thx

wooden creek
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I'd imagine there would be a little bit more fanfare outside of the game (tweets etc.) if they're looking for the broadest possible responses

rare pulsar
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Spiders are chill af

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I think it likes me allready

tacit geode
somber stream
formal mortar
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My favorite thing about the game is the chickens

somber stream
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Else you'll have to do a 'population control'

pseudo timber
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There's chickens in darktide??

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Why hasn't this game win goty

formal mortar
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When you are an Ogryn, everything is a chicken

rare pulsar
ripe tangle
rare pulsar
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Its a respectfull spider

somber stream
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How polite!

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I let mine in, they've been very helpful

formal mortar
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I like Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy so much

somber stream
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Until they multiplies

formal mortar
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I watched that show all the way through twice

amber delta
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when I grew up I realised I had always been Ed

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(dumb)

rare pulsar
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Also saw a mantis a while ago

formal mortar
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Ed in the 1st episode as actually more intelligent and like a cool older bro

rare pulsar
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That was cool

formal mortar
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Then they made him dumber almost immediately

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Still liked him either way

rare pulsar
upper citrus
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"I spent no less than 4 hours thinking how to best kill myself" yes mister E, I love kamikaze build

ripe tangle
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and Eddy more of a weasel

somber stream
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What kind of monstrosity are you raising

rare pulsar
#

Cross-Spider

#

With the cross on its back

#

I think theyre very pretty

ripe tangle
#

whatā€™s that one spider in Australia

#

itā€™s ridiculously massive

somber stream
#

Good god

ripe tangle
pseudo timber
#

Crab spiders

#

How delightful!

somber stream
#

At least they're not venomous

ripe tangle
#

Oh, Iā€™m thinking of Australian Huntsman Spiders

pseudo timber
#

They can get crushed with a bowling ball fuc em

#

One million ants vs one spider

#

Ants on top

#

šŸœ

rare pulsar
#

Some spider get a sbig as dinner plates

#

In africa

pseudo timber
#

Good eats

rare pulsar
#

Yeah they eat them a lot

#

Wanna try that someday

pseudo timber
#

Puuuure protein!

rare pulsar
#

Yeah i wanna try grasshoppers and stuff too someday

pseudo timber
#

I've had fried crickets

rare pulsar
#

Just wanna know what it taste like

pseudo timber
#

Really good

#

It really depends because it can all taste good

#

Textually is where the real journey when it comes to food begin

#

It can be so good but translate horribly

rare pulsar
#

Yeah texture is a big thing

pseudo timber
#

Some insects feel like eating wood chips, some like a jolly rancher

rare pulsar
#

I wouldnt like it if its too gooey

pseudo timber
#

Fried beetle šŸ¤¤

rare pulsar
#

Rashuns

pseudo timber
#

Some times I really think I need to be put down

#

But good eats is good eats

somber stream
#

Don't expect them to taste like shrimp

rare pulsar
somber stream
#

I meant spiders

pseudo timber
#

Like tortilla chips

somber stream
#

I've had Crickets in Thailand

#

They're wee crispy, yeah

rare pulsar
#

I wanna eat somw crickets

somber stream
#

Doesn't taste all that well

pseudo timber
#

Bacon flavored crickets

rare pulsar
#

Mmmmmh

pseudo timber
#

Sound so good rn

rare pulsar
#

Bacon

#

Cricket flavored bacon

pseudo timber
#

šŸ¤¤šŸœ

#

Chocolate covered ants

rare pulsar
#

Mmmhh antman

pseudo timber
#

They call me an anteater the way I eat er ants

#

Goodnight bug chat

upper citrus
formal mortar
#

bf6 campaign is lame

astral basin
#

Havenā€™t played campaign tet

formal mortar
#

I'm only doing it to get the unlockables

#

If you are choosing to get the unlockables I would start on the hardest mode, it's pretty easy tbh

somber stream
formal mortar
#

The ending is ass too

#

BF3 had a more fun campaign imo

#

Bad Company 2 will always be awesome tho

somber stream
#

Campaign wasn never Battlefield's strong suit

formal mortar
#

Nah it wasn't, but I feel like as the years have gone on it has declined

astral basin
#

Moral dilemma
Havent slept in. 3-5 days.
Do i continue this streak to grind more battlefield?

somber stream
#

Fucking sleep, NOW

formal mortar
#

You need to sleep if you haven't slept in that long

sage dragon
#

Yes, so you can get ready for Darktide event

ripe tangle
#

Licht, do you like Cicadas?

formal mortar
#

You start to experience hallucinations after a few days then you die

somber stream
#

Good thing i have a very thick window

astral basin
#

4 days. 1 monster, 1 monster, 2 monster, 2 basic 100mg coffees bc i just knew anything more wouldve been a mistake.

ripe tangle
#

they like to scream

astral basin
#

4 and a half

sage dragon
rare pulsar
#

Morality is a myth

ripe tangle
#

did you know there are over 3000 species of Cicadas in the world? They thrive in more temperate climates and theyā€™re a common pest insect in North America, Europe, and East Asia

little marten
#

Shit Iā€™m tired

somber stream
ripe tangle
rare pulsar
somber stream
sage dragon
somber stream
ripe tangle
sage dragon
somber stream
#

Hang on

grand ore
#

slowly clearing damnation

astral basin
#

Sleeps been eluding me. Inner clock is all kinds of messed up over the last month

grand ore
#

good lord i dont think ill be able to do auric

sage dragon
ripe tangle
somber stream
#

Lyric:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

astral basin
little marten
#

Is blue collar the good one

astral basin
#

Blue collar is the heavy lifting one

little marten
#

Nah not for me that

astral basin
#

White collar is the pencil pushing one

ripe tangle
#

blue collar is the American term for the working class, often used as a way to say itā€™s done the hard way

formal mortar
ripe tangle
#

White collar are office workers you see, and Blue Collar wear those blue jackets, back in the olden days I mean

somber stream
formal mortar
#

I'd appreciate that honestly

rare pulsar
#

Only way to learn

little marten
#

I love my blue collar šŸ’™ humans

formal mortar
#

I recently been playing old vocaloid videos on my tv while I clean

#

And old music videos/meme music videos

little marten
#

Especially bus drivers šŸ’€

somber stream
#

Angel with a shotgun, nightcore

ripe tangle
#

Bus Drivers are considered Blue Collar workers yeah

formal mortar
little marten
#

Lich did u upload ur thingy yet

#

Iā€™m guessing not

somber stream
#

No, later today

#

You'll get a premium ping once i do

little marten
#

šŸ˜”

#

@ me at your peril

ripe tangle
#

Youā€™re expecting a dick pic from Licht?

somber stream
#

@little marten

#

Lucia what the fuck

little marten
#

If you wanna send me one Iā€™ll give it a review

#

Idm

ripe tangle
#

he asked about your thingy

upper citrus
#

Im with Lucia on this one

rare pulsar
#

Ewww

ripe tangle
#

-_-

rare pulsar
#

Who tf would want that?

little marten
#

Better be an appendage worth my time though

upper citrus
rare pulsar
#

Just send your feet smh

astral basin
#

Oh no Sister Lucia has been corrupted

somber stream
#

Sickos

upper citrus
#

Ok

astral basin
#

Break out the hymnals

ripe tangle
#

Iā€™ve never been corrupted, Iā€™m incorruptable.

upper citrus
#

Famous last words

little marten
#

Fleet of foot,
Smeared in soot,
Take not the ashen route.

upper citrus
#

Foot knights arise

somber stream
#

Feet pic is a perfectly valid transaction btw

little marten
#

I have not fetish for feet but I donā€™t mind seeing a healthy foot

#

You send me some gangly mess of toes Iā€™ll report you to interpol

ripe tangle
#

What about a really unhealthy foot?

little marten
#

PASS

somber stream
#

I think

#

I think she's into that kind of thing

little marten
#

Lich probably has really cute feet

rare pulsar
somber stream
#

That came out of nowhere, but mine is perfectly normal

astral basin
#

ā€œNormalā€

ripe tangle
#

Iā€™m not into feet noā€¦

upper citrus
little marten
#

In todays society I think we tend to be too self critical and negative so I just want to share some love

ripe tangle
#

everyone has kinks and mine is kinkshaming.

somber stream
#

I mean what's wrong about feet

#

It's just as important as hand

#

If not even more

ripe tangle
#

wait

little marten
#

SOME people made feet weird

ripe tangle
#

does hand fetish exist?

somber stream
#

YES

ripe tangle
#

really?!

somber stream
#

It's the default

elder merlin
upper citrus
#

Anything has a fetish

#

Just gotta make it sexual

elder merlin
#

Did you know people fetishize @ripe tangle?

astral basin
#

I was. Gonna say something on ā€œmy kink is kink shamingā€
Felt kinda gross ngl

elder merlin
#

Its sad, but true

ripe tangle
#

okay so youā€™re telling me someone somewhere out there has a fetish for elbows?

elder merlin
ripe tangle
#

wtf

elder merlin
#

Lol

somber stream
#

"You have a pretty hand"
"Your hand is cute"
"Your hand is soft to the touch, i like it"
....
The basic

elder merlin
#

Thats so basic

ripe tangle
#

how is that arousing?

#

okay what about armpit?

elder merlin
#

I dont know

#

LOL

ripe tangle
#

or fucking back of the neck

somber stream
elder merlin
#

You poor sweet summer child, @ripe tangle

somber stream
#

Yes and yes, actually

astral basin
sage dragon
#

So think event will start this week?

little marten
#

Take me back to the good old days when a fetish was someoneā€™s chopped off ear hanging from your neck and not a grown man begging a woman half his age to see toes

ripe tangle
#

the fuck?!

astral basin
#

VAMPIRE BURN THE WITCH

sage dragon
#

Send in the witch hunters

little marten
#

Back of necks are actually really freaky

#

All that hair

ripe tangle
#

what about ear?

somber stream
#

That spot is magical

#

Ears, too

little marten
#

Ears can be cute

ripe tangle
#

who the fuck has an ear fetish?

somber stream
#

Didn't you know it's a very sensitive area?

upper citrus
little marten
#

Elephant fanatics

somber stream
#

People can get off from that alone

ripe tangle
#

:v

somber stream
#

No, not kidding

rare pulsar
#

Yeah thats out of pocket

astral basin
#

Apparently people like to suck, bite, breathe on ears

ripe tangle
#

thatā€™s freaky

somber stream
#

Wait, where are we going with this

upper citrus
#

To zealot chat

astral basin
#

I have no idea.

somber stream
#

REVERSE

ripe tangle
#

yaā€™ll disgust me, and I disgust me too since I started this conversation like a dumbass.

somber stream
#

Endoskeletal

#

Humanity

little marten
#

Itā€™s Halloween letā€™s exchange spooky stories

somber stream
#

Oooooh i have some!

#

But can't tell now, maybe in some hours

astral basin
#

Ooooo im a spooky xenos

blazing ibex
little marten
#

You blue balling motherfucker

ripe tangle
astral basin
somber stream
#

Adds to the suspense

little marten
blazing ibex
#

and ears, are honestly not the freakiest thing

somber stream
#

Ears are elegant

ripe tangle
#

Eyeball fetish?

little marten
#

Remember the stretched earlobe fad

#

Do people still get ear plugs ?

sage dragon
#

Speaking of Halloween, do you folk at Fatshark have anything special planned for Darktide @umbral field , or will it just be Vermintide 2?

astral basin
#

Some people like the shape and colors of eyes?

#

Whyā€¦ are we pinging staff

somber stream
#

I like looking at eyes a lot

little marten
blazing ibex
ripe tangle
#

is it weird to have sorta reddish colored eyes?

somber stream
#

But i wouldn't make a fetish out of it

little marten
sage dragon
astral basin
ripe tangle
little marten
ripe tangle
#

and my Anemia makes me eyes baggyā€¦.

somber stream
#

Vampire

ripe tangle
#

which sucks

amber delta
#

red eye color naturally occurs in humans as sign of albinism

ripe tangle
#

I uhhhhā€¦.

amber delta
#

are you albino

ripe tangle
#

am also super pale

astral basin
#

Lucia is ghostly pale
Burns in the sun
Has red eyes

amber delta
#

checks out

astral basin
#

Not looking good on the vampire allegations

blazing ibex
ripe tangle
#

but I donā€™t have white hair irl

#

my hair is like chestnut brown

#

kind of a reddish brown color

little marten
#

Like Pepsi

somber stream
#

How is that pepsi

astral basin
#

Same. And it turns bronze with prolonged sun exposure
But i dont go out in the sun: so my hairs started to fade

somber stream
#

Wait, actually

sage dragon
blazing ibex
#

so ur a ginger vampire...

ripe tangle
#

I like garlic šŸ˜

#

I sometimes eat pickled garlic actually

sage dragon
#

strong stuff

somber stream
#

Pickled garlic is asian's default

#

Can't claim you're one if you don't

blazing ibex
#

roasted garlic goes hard

little marten
#

You darn Asians and your garlic

#

(I donā€™t know if Asians and garlic is a thing)

astral basin
#

Garlic is vampiric propaganda
Its a blood thinner.
They are trying to season us

rare pulsar
#

Garlic is peak

little marten
#

Roasted garlic crushed into mashed potato

blazing ibex
rare pulsar
#

But it makes you super stinky

somber stream
#

Same for onion

ripe tangle
#

I am allergic to silver thoughā€¦ wearing silver jewlery gives me a really bad rash

somber stream
#

Consume with moderation

ripe tangle
#

literally hives

blazing ibex
#

example, there are thai dishes that love garlic

rare pulsar
#

Yeah onion too

little marten
#

Doesnā€™t silver do that to most

astral basin
#

Ah the dreaded nickel allergy
Cant even where gold

rare pulsar
#

Makes my hands stinky from cutting

ripe tangle
#

Gold doesnā€™t bother me as much, though I still feel itchy

#

Silver though will give me a blistering rash

green shoal
#

I heard that garlic helps lower blood pressure, and that it might also make veins larger (which might be how it lowers blood pressure). But unsure if that's just internet bro science

rare pulsar
little marten
#

Iā€™ve never owned jewellery šŸ™

rare pulsar
#

Im a man of extremes

blazing ibex
#

restaurant ramen also usually has an option for "black garlic" which is a gift from god

somber stream
#

With controlled amount

little marten
#

No one has ever handed me a half heart necklace and smiled and said ā€œ I have the other heart bestieā€

somber stream
#

Oh okay

astral basin
ripe tangle
#

Usually when I wear jewelery I wear either Stainless Steel or Tungsten, precious metals like gold and silver, especially silver fucks up my skin.

somber stream
#

I don't wear jewelry, like ever

#

Same goes for watches

#

There's a phone yall

ripe tangle
little marten
#

Donā€™t need a watch my ancient Druid blood gives me inherent grasp of the time

somber stream
#

You're a celt?

little marten
#

So I say

somber stream
#

Kinda hot ngl

little marten
#

šŸ˜

somber stream
#

#Nohomobro

sage dragon
astral basin
#

I wish i was able to
Also have pressure sensitivity
Wearing a ring makes my entire arm feel constricted in a day

ripe tangle
little marten
#

I have green eyes however so that comes with the suggestion my ancestors sadly could not escape the northmen

green shoal
sage dragon
# ripe tangle wdym?

Brokk, the blue dwarf? His skin became that color from handling metals barehanded

somber stream
#

Black hair
Brown eyes
Oh yeah, we gamin

little marten
#

Based

ripe tangle
#

black hair and brown eyes is the most common combination in the world

somber stream
#

For a good reason

little marten
#

A comissar looks like his troops

ripe tangle
rare pulsar
#

Yesterday i made egg with loads of onion

little marten
#

Eggion

elder merlin
somber stream
elder merlin
astral basin
#

Brok was a silver and i think a mercury worker?
raw silver stained the skin i think

green shoal
#

My theory about black hair/brown eyes is that it makes it easier to see people's emotions, because the dark contrasts against skin, which is why it's popular (the theory doesn't work great for black people, obvs)

little marten
#

I will change the course of humanity

sage dragon
elder merlin
somber stream
little marten
#

I mean thatā€™s great but maybe donā€™t look at the sun

#

Green eye gang pop pop

somber stream
sage dragon
somber stream
#

It's not an option during winter, the sun come to you no matter where you look

little marten
#

Iā€™d look somewhere else

somber stream
#

Like inside?

little marten
#

Deep bro

#

Deep..

somber stream
#

#Deep

astral basin
#

My eyes are generally blue. Shifts from a sparse hazel green to grey
Sometimes just. Blue.

sage dragon
#

So who's ready to visit the witherlands?

little marten
#

Never trust a blue eyes

elder merlin
somber stream
#

My preference is red hair, green eyes

elder merlin
#

Terrible way to wake up

somber stream
little marten
somber stream
#

Tch, half way there

little marten
#

Also rough preference given 2% of world is green eyes only

#

We are truly alone is this brown eyed world

somber stream
#

Yeah, tough

#

I would like to change that

sage dragon
little marten
#

Iā€™m not allowed to tell you guys this but green eyed people have a giant WhatsApp group and we make fun of you all in it

green shoal
rocky moat
sage dragon
#

we will be seeing more white in darktide thats for sure. next mission is garunteed to be back in the interzone void

rocky moat
#

my eyes and the sun do not agree

little marten
#

Wake up

somber stream
#

Sunglasses

sage dragon
rocky moat
#

sunglasses are like a bandaid

#

and they look stupid

little marten
#

I broke my sunglasses in Hamburg šŸ™

rocky moat
#

yummy

little marten
#

šŸ„ŗ

somber stream
#

(Mostly because i look stupid in one)

green shoal
rocky moat
#

i have no idea how that wo7uld wrk

little marten
#

Sunglasses but bandaid

green shoal
rocky moat
little marten
#

Seems excessive

somber stream
#

No no, he's cooking

#

Reminds me of 2B

little marten
#

Isnā€™t 2B a type of pencil

somber stream
#

Yes

#

But also a really hot robot

little marten
#

Uh..

#

BRB

amber delta
#

2B is a clanker pysop do not fall for robot cheeks

somber stream
#

5 seconds of google later...

little marten
#

I could fix her

#

Fix her to a crucifix the bastard clanker

somber stream
#

Humanity is dead af in that universe

little marten
#

Humanity is very much dead in this universe

#

We just await our jailers to bring the last helping of slop

somber stream
#

No, this can't be

elder merlin
elder merlin
little marten
somber stream
#

Ah fuck it's Monday

#

I forgot to rant about it

little marten
#

Ok Garfield

#

Actually tbf I have work to do today so Monday does indeed suck

somber stream
#

And you stayed up till 5 to chat with randos?

#

Bold

obtuse oak
#

@little marten what's spooky about this version

little marten
elder merlin
formal mortar
#

Instead of being an unclean one, he is a clean one, that's what's spooky

elder merlin
amber delta
#

hello Hank, any news on some more DS nerfs?

little marten
#

Maybe I washed away my charm

obtuse oak
obtuse oak
elder merlin
obtuse oak
sage dragon
little marten
vivid saddle
#

One message removed from a suspended account.

green shoal
obtuse oak
somber stream
#

Once every 2 days is the recommended amount

amber delta
somber stream
#

Daily shower is excessive

#

Unless you're in the service industry

green shoal
sage dragon
amber delta
obtuse oak
vivid saddle
amber delta
obtuse oak
sage dragon
obtuse oak
amber delta
#

thats a sniper getting a small wound presumably from a bolter

sage dragon
obtuse oak
#

It's a sniper getting obliterated by a bolt round (probably) just before he shoots

little marten
#

Hank my silver tongued pawg

#

Have you playtested anything upcoming?

rocky radish
obtuse oak
sage dragon
little marten
#

Could you describe your experience but with just a shape?

#

I understand if not

obtuse oak
#

It just means that there's an update coming in Q4 but everyone already knew that.

formal mortar
#

When are we getting a cajun ogryn?

little marten
#

Itā€™s nice to have it confirmed by you though šŸ„ŗ

sage dragon
formal mortar
rare pulsar
#

New ogryn voices when?

amber delta
#

female ogryn when

little marten
#

When your mom finishes recording them

formal mortar
#

Damn

little marten
#

šŸ”„

rare pulsar
little marten
formal mortar
#

Made me lose a bit of my drink there

rare pulsar
#

He wouldnt leave for cigarettes

#

Only for rashuns

little marten
#

Based

#

My mum probably wouldā€™ve had a better quality of life if sheā€™d been with an ogryn instead of my dad too

rocky radish
#

Liverpool accent for ogryn when? So i can complete my Eddie Hall roleplay

rare pulsar
#

Ogryns are loyal

#

And prolly have a massiveā€¦.

formal mortar
rare pulsar
#

Big toe

rocky radish
#

Not everyone likes big toes.
sad face

elder merlin