general-chat

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

That’s fair

[rocky moat]

it should be a ccriminal offense

[fierce cave]

The ransom convos that happen here

Can't miss em

[dreamy shuttle]

SAS can you eat whole raw onion? like take a bite out of it?

[little marten]

Agreed. Only because the scrutiny of the law is no longer aimed at me

[fierce cave]

Yummy

[arctic escarp]

dude, when the homies are on I cant miss out on the talks

[low hemlock]

If the W A R D E N S were here…..let’s just say there would be a shoot out…

[arctic escarp]

*even if it means Im staying awake till 5 am 💀 *

[little marten]

True especially considering weekends are kinda dead

[dreamy shuttle]

Red onion or light one tho?

[fierce cave]

Yummy

[little marten]

When it pops off Sunday night it’s go time

[dreamy shuttle]

Insanity

[arctic escarp]

aye

[rocky moat]

i dont have homies here youre all my enemies

[fierce cave]

Crazy?

[arctic escarp]

just random bullshit the entire night..

[fierce cave]

I was crazy once

[dreamy shuttle]

My uncle used to just chomp onions raw

[arctic escarp]

thems the vibes

[little marten]

All we need is an American to type “letsss goooo”

[rocky moat]

letsss goooo

[fierce cave]

Grinch ahh uncle

[dreamy shuttle]

Yeah xD

[little marten]

BASED

[dreamy shuttle]

Americans have amazing meat tho

[fierce cave]

Let's talk about scream

The films

[arctic escarp]

mmm meat..

[fierce cave]

Gay

[fierce cave]

Even gayer

[dreamy shuttle]

like it's so hard to get proper steak here

[dreamy shuttle]

oi

i just like meat ;-;

[rocky moat]

im gay as FUCK

[fierce cave]

MMMMMM GAY

[little marten]

Poland has massive beef exports tho?

[dreamy shuttle]

That's true, but we also has highest prices in fucking europe

[rocky moat]

never met a straight psyker player

[fierce cave]

They don't exist

[dreamy shuttle]

even when we earn less than finns, germans lmao

[fierce cave]

Germans you say?!

[dreamy shuttle]

There is already goverment issue, about Steam prices lmao

they use to calculate from 2021

[dreamy shuttle]

Germans earn decently right?

[fierce cave]

I do not know

[arctic escarp]

we have 2 token straight zel chat regs

[fierce cave]

All I know is my gf likes shouting in German

[arctic escarp]

everyone else is either gay or bi 💀

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

Umm

[fierce cave]

Gay server

[rocky moat]

darktide community

[little marten]

if i faked my death would you cry at my funeral?

[fierce cave]

Gay server member

[fierce cave]

No

[rocky moat]

no bc i'd know.

[dreamy shuttle]

Sounds like holy hymms to the eardrums.

[fierce cave]

Because it's fake

[blazing ibex]

straight people, in my warhammer 40k based discord server???

[little marten]

HAH! it was a test and you failed 🙁

[dreamy shuttle]

I would.

[blazing ibex]

unspeakable

[rocky moat]

i didn't fail

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT BY MY SIDE ALL ALONG

[rocky moat]

I only shed tears for those who are truly gone

[fierce cave]

Same

[little marten]

i feel like part of me died when i changed my name

[dreamy shuttle]

You're too cool to forget or not to gireve

[fierce cave]

[hard crane]

woah woah didnt recognize you for a second

whole different person

[arctic escarp]

I would bawl my eyes out and cry your name

John..

[little marten]

I know 🙁 and not a good person

[dreamy shuttle]

Just eat the brocollie man, and we can lower the bolter

[rocky moat]

i would only do this if broseph actually died

[little marten]

im crying at the thought of you crying rn 🙁

[fierce cave]

Just got the email that the guy got banned

I feel nothing

[dreamy shuttle]

Also. Sora AI is fucking way too advanced

[rocky moat]

bro damn

[arctic escarp]

John...

[rocky moat]

i expected to like

wake up tomorrow to bro being gone

[dreamy shuttle]

what did they used it to make it

[rocky moat]

he got shot dead on thje spot

[fierce cave]

@dreamy shuttle

[arctic escarp]

exec squad

[little marten]

the 11 y/o got banned?

[fierce cave]

Got the email just now

[dreamy shuttle]

N-no!

[astral basin]

Almost butt dialed a mod

[fierce cave]

[arctic escarp]

whos that

[little marten]

wild

[dreamy shuttle]

WHY DID U DO THAT!

[little marten]

i accidentally butt dialed fatshark julia before

[blissful kiln]

many years of wasted electricity and scraping the internet

[fierce cave]

Force of habit

[astral basin]

Oml

[little marten]

they didnt respond fortunately

on vacation no doubt 💀

[astral basin]

Lmao

[dreamy shuttle]

I get that but... what patterns did it used?

[arctic escarp]

oh yea

[dreamy shuttle]

It looks WAY too good for average AI

[arctic escarp]

didnt like NY or something had rent prices go up

[astral basin]

This would be the…6th close call
The first two actually dialed

[arctic escarp]

because of the power needed for AI generative servers or somethin 💀

[dreamy shuttle]

YOU SENT A INNOCENT MAN INTO DEATH WALL

[little marten]

every time you ask chatgpt a question it used 1 litre of water

[fierce cave]

It takes 200 gallons of water an hour

[fierce cave]

I feel nothing

[blissful kiln]

every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

[dreamy shuttle]

His brain is on the floor right now, How could you @fierce cave

[fierce cave]

Yummers

[dreamy shuttle]

Evil

[fierce cave]

If you buy a property in Egypt what they do is they give you property

[rocky moat]

me when it takes 200 gallons of water an hour to have a little guy in my phone that tells me incorrect things

[dreamy shuttle]

We only support wholesome and good vibes in 40k space.

[arctic escarp]

thats fucking wild

[fierce cave]

Ok and?

[little marten]

fartificial intelligence lol

[dreamy shuttle]

W-would you kill me too as well?!

[fierce cave]

Maybe

[dreamy shuttle]

I need to change my pants. Brb

[fierce cave]

What

[rocky moat]

how it feels being older than anyone can comprehend

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Old 🫵

[rocky moat]

Yeah and

[hard crane]

how frail are your bones

[blissful kiln]

Warhammer is for everyone

[fierce cave]

Gret

[dreamy shuttle]

You are in your mid 20's prolly.

[blissful kiln]

[fierce cave]

19*

[rocky moat]

how frail is tungsten

[hard crane]

uhhhh idk

[fierce cave]

I'm 23

I'm old

[rocky moat]

im also not 19

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

26 here

[little marten]

ur 19 and engaged

wild

[fierce cave]

What

[little marten]

ur 19

and engaged

wild

[fierce cave]

No

[dreamy shuttle]

He is happy. Let him be

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Goddam it

[little marten]

im not judging

[dreamy shuttle]

old unc nurgle is hating again

[fierce cave]

IM LESBEEN

[fierce cave]

I am 23 years of age

[blissful kiln]

yes, we know, you mentioned it at least 100 times already

[rocky moat]

can you mention it again for me rq

[fierce cave]

@dreamy shuttle

[fierce cave]

Oh yeah sure

[dreamy shuttle]

Well 101 now lmao

[fierce cave]

I'm a been

[rocky moat]

thanks

[fierce cave]

Les

[dreamy shuttle]

YOU ARE A BEAN?!

[fierce cave]

She 🥀

[rocky moat]

i hope one day i can annoy a chud loser so hard they just explode

[dreamy shuttle]

SHE BEAN?!

[arctic escarp]

aaah young love

[fierce cave]

She bean on my pod till I metamorphosis

[rocky moat]

young love when old hate walks into the room

[astral basin]

Spooky scary skeletons…

[fierce cave]

I'm going to end myself

By unplugging Internet

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey

[dreamy shuttle]

into what tho

[arctic escarp]

goodnight!

[fierce cave]

Lesbian

[arctic escarp]

sweet dreams

[dreamy shuttle]

butterfly? wasp? bee?

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

ah okay.

[little marten]

one day i will be 23

and not 17

[dreamy shuttle]

Nurgle you're hitting 30 soon

[fierce cave]

You are older than 23

So sad

[upper citrus]

It doesnt get any better mate

[little marten]

soon :S

[dreamy shuttle]

Soon. :3

[little marten]

i was 17 in july

[dreamy shuttle]

And I can cook french Onion soup.

And you guys can't.

[rocky moat]

no you wont

[fierce cave]

Kill him

[blissful kiln]

can you cook dn?

[stark bobcat]

I just did

[dreamy shuttle]

I can also fill a... JOB APPLICATION unlike you lot!

[fierce cave]

My name is Walter Hardwell white

[stark bobcat]

its really good

[fierce cave]

I have a job

[dreamy shuttle]

No you don't

propaganda

[fierce cave]

Im a bartender

[dreamy shuttle]

Yeh u are...

[rocky moat]

fartender lol

[fierce cave]

Are you calling me an alcoholic

Fuck you

[little marten]

BASED

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait then why u working now?!

[misty trench]

holy hell he's just gone with the wind already

[stark bobcat]

deleted account?

lmao

[fierce cave]

I killed him

[dreamy shuttle]

why you don't work*

[arctic escarp]

Incan youre late to the party

[blissful kiln]

what did Deleted User say?

[misty trench]

that I am

[dreamy shuttle]

Never did, but I couldn't be bartender.

the urge to get just few sips would destroy me.

[arctic escarp]

says he's 11

I told him thats below discord tos for age

[fierce cave]

I reported it out of habit

[arctic escarp]

then backpedals

[fierce cave]

And he ded

Steam support got his ass

[arctic escarp]

he may or may not be actually 11 years old

[blissful kiln]

you scared him off

[dreamy shuttle]

SAS... please... don't kill people like that

[fierce cave]

Your next mf

[blissful kiln]

brutal

[dreamy shuttle]

give them 1 m in to write reply

[fierce cave]

I'm in the top 0.1% of reporters

[arctic escarp]

I just have that effect on people teehee

[fierce cave]

[blissful kiln]

now he thinks the fbi is after him

[dreamy shuttle]

OH YEAH?! what would you report me for huh?!

I'm clean and honest!

[fierce cave]

Racism

[dreamy shuttle]

Hah to who?!

[fierce cave]

Me

[final steppe]

It's so weird that neither the players nor the enemies have a Close-Combat Weapon and Pistol model
Even Rodin just pathetically tries to kick you when you close to melee
The closest we get is one of the Scab Captain configs but they always switch between their weapons and never use both at once

[dreamy shuttle]

Huuuuuuuh

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Bolt pistol

One slot is for melee

You don't make sense

[blissful kiln]

Arbites Shistol

[dreamy shuttle]

Also, a friendly advice. Never mix alcohol.

[fierce cave]

No shit

[dreamy shuttle]

Whiskey and Rum don't go well... together.

[final steppe]

what
you can use your melee weapon with Bpistol?

[fierce cave]

I work pouring drinks

[fierce cave]

Just switch weapons

[little marten]

name 10 bars

[fierce cave]

Metal

Wood

[final steppe]

Close I guess

[dreamy shuttle]

I had like few drops of Rum, added it to whiskey, and pourd cola over it

[fierce cave]

Tungsten

[fierce cave]

This guy

[dreamy shuttle]

and now I'm.... dying

[solid roost]

farmapram, footballs, totem poles, school buses

[arctic escarp]

well theres helbore lasgun's bayonet

and its a functional melee weapon

[fierce cave]

Prison bars

Door hinges

[arctic escarp]

Im so hungry..

[fierce cave]

Eat me

[dreamy shuttle]

What's my drink called?

[solid roost]

both make people dumb so fair

[dreamy shuttle]

Rum Whiskey and cola

[astral basin]

Spooky scary skeletons, sends shivers down your spine…

[arctic escarp]

mmm let me switch genders real quick

[little marten]

sorry i was tabbed out can you name them again

[fierce cave]

A drunk

[dreamy shuttle]

Wait you can do that?!

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[dreamy shuttle]

Fuck, it fits.

[fierce cave]

He's a frog

[final steppe]

Yeah I meant like the aesthetic of the 40k (tm) sergeant/hybrid infantry model like the Guardsman Sergeant or the Ork Slugga Boy

or Assault Marines if you're cringe

[blissful kiln]

they're saving it for a big update

[arctic escarp]

I do want a dual wielding weapon for the game..

[dreamy shuttle]

@fierce cave Also don't you need like Iron will to be bartender?

[blissful kiln]

dual weapons, melee x ranged weapons

[arctic escarp]

bring back sword and dagger kerilian fatshark

[fierce cave]

I have iron will

[dreamy shuttle]

Like don't you get want or urge to drink something for funz?

[fierce cave]

No?

[tender horizon]

I want a powerfist/pistol tbh

In that vein

[fierce cave]

I don't smoke or drink

Or do drugs

[arctic escarp]

BASED

[dreamy shuttle]

or to refuse alcohol to someone who's clearly drunk

[arctic escarp]

BASED

[dreamy shuttle]

and they beg you for it

[arctic escarp]

I love those statements from you

[fierce cave]

They paying

Not my problem

I'm here to make money

[dreamy shuttle]

That's honest and cold.

[fierce cave]

Not argue with Jim who just got divorced and lost the kids

[final steppe]

Or dual power claws
The Guard Commander got them in Dawn of War 1 why can't we

[blissful kiln]

idk why there's no dual anything

[arctic escarp]

bolt pistol power sword combo my beloved

[blissful kiln]

when they clearly know how to do it

[fierce cave]

I state facts

[dreamy shuttle]

@fierce cave Aight, just pour me another, and I can sleep in garbage bin

[final steppe]

The Ragers can dual wield but we can't
The Gunners can carry heavy stubbers on human chars/actually get Hotshot Volley Guns but we can't

[fierce cave]

Pay the previous 72937 tabs first

[astral basin]

Howsa bout this one

[tender horizon]

You can dual wield in vt2, I have to imagine we will eventually

[dreamy shuttle]

But honestly, you do need some kind of ''anti-alcohol'' mentality for being bar tender

[fierce cave]

I have never drank and never will

[dreamy shuttle]

if you like to drink or get drunk, it would be hard as hell to resisit

[arctic escarp]

sowrd and dagger kerilian

fatshark I wil lstart ww3 fr

if you bring me that

[dreamy shuttle]

How the fuck, you never drank, and became barkeeper?

[fierce cave]

Locking in

Don't need to drink to pour drinks

[tender horizon]

Loved axe and sword saltz tbh

[fierce cave]

Hey it's me

[blissful kiln]

wish granted:
new Veteran exclusive weapon - Devil Claw and Combat Knife

[fierce cave]

Axe

[dreamy shuttle]

Okay so you're like metorite that killed dinos, in Alcoholic community.

[arctic escarp]

BASED

dclaw and knife would be baller

[astral basin]

Eugh

[fierce cave]

This is shocking

[final steppe]

Knife for armor and sword for horde clear, not bad ngl

[little marten]

u r my drug

[final steppe]

inb4 it doesn't get Uncanny

[arctic escarp]

like how actual dual wielding practice is sword on one hand, a dagger on another

[fierce cave]

LER ZEOLOT HAVE 2 MELEES

[dreamy shuttle]

I've seen a guy begging for 2 cans of beer in normal shop. nothing can surprise me

[fierce cave]

Not even

Get of that computer call

I'm feeling romantincal

[dreamy shuttle]

Ohhh my

[arctic escarp]

man yall make me laugh istg

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-me-on-my-hot-mouth-gif-5248098706142623700

[fierce cave]

Smash

[dreamy shuttle]

@fierce cave If you had guy, kneeling in front of counter and begging for 2 can of bear, what would you do

[fierce cave]

Seel him the beer

Without having him beg

His money

His choice

[dreamy shuttle]

The lad behind counter, said he would call police if he didn't get out, and my man went home, crying and bearless

[fierce cave]

Bear fist?

[blissful kiln]

saddest story ever written

[dreamy shuttle]

beerless

[little marten]

if i walked into your bar id do a 360 spin and walk away

[fierce cave]

The right to bear arms

[dreamy shuttle]

like without beer

not with bear

[jaunty tundra]

Why doesn’t anyone play havoc anymore is it because of this update?

[astral basin]

If i were given two melees
Id want to get shield maul
That way i can really return to kruber

[fierce cave]

I mean two melee slots

[dreamy shuttle]

it was nearly 1am in shop that's only to 2am, and seeling all random shit, including alcohol

[fierce cave]

No gun

All melee

[astral basin]

This stick i shove with, this stick i slap with

[astral basin]

I did too

[blissful kiln]

wow, if only there was a recently released class with a shield and a maul 🤔

[dreamy shuttle]

But dute was drunk so heavily, you could see it

[fierce cave]

Kiss me vro

[arctic escarp]

I play flamer zealot with tknives LIKE A REAL MAN!!

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

Sorry im not gay enough for you

[arctic escarp]

WTF IS A PROPER RANGED WEAPON 🗣️

[tender horizon]

Buffed crushers+rot armor+stimms is severely unfun, I imagine.

[fierce cave]

I'm a women

[astral basin]

Exactly

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

A lesbian

[fierce cave]

Servostranger

You cannot hide

[astral basin]

I. Aint. Gay enough to slurp those noodles. Not even in the correct category.

[dreamy shuttle]

Women. Men...

[fierce cave]

You cannot hide

[dreamy shuttle]

Just make me feel loved.

[fierce cave]

Wo-men

[little marten]

whats the deal with lesbians anyway

[dreamy shuttle]

That's all i ask.

just hug me

[astral basin]

My older sister is the bottom bottom of a les poly

[fierce cave]

Why do you know

[blissful kiln]

are you doing standup?

[dreamy shuttle]

Onion soup is amazing !

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

RAAH RAAAH BANNED

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[dreamy shuttle]

French lads has amazing dishes

[fierce cave]

Ew french

[dreamy shuttle]

French. Is. Good.

There i said it.

End me.

[little marten]

gosh no im sitting down

[fierce cave]

Okay

[little marten]

hahahaha

[fierce cave]

Sitdown comedian

[little marten]

no

[fierce cave]

I get it your the joke

[blissful kiln]

old men

[blissful kiln]

are the future

[tired steeple]

hello

[little marten]

dont start a war with me

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

my favourite one is

"gay? (as in homosexual)"

the other ones we can't post here cause they contain a disability slur

[dreamy shuttle]

Can we just eat cabbage and onions... PLEASE!

[astral basin]

I met her butch gf
I know my sister. We got the same coded anxiety. She has to be dragged around
And the third they added was said to be the bubbly outgoing type
So uh… process of elimination

[fierce cave]

1800

[little marten]

poly want a cracker

[astral basin]

Squawk

[blissful kiln]

wut

[tired steeple]

the red dead thumbnails

[dreamy shuttle]

OKAY. Do any of you. GAMERS. Know how Bread is made?

[little marten]

in

[fierce cave]

Bitches be like I'm poly
Ok want a cracker?

[fierce cave]

Wheat

Water

[little marten]

sorry im not talking to you because we are at war

[fierce cave]

The breeding war

[dreamy shuttle]

BREAD need love and molding!

you gotta touch the daugh to make bread!

[fierce cave]

It didn't consent

[dreamy shuttle]

Fair.

[little marten]

The only breeding I’m doing is black mould in the bathtub

[dreamy shuttle]

We going starvation rout then now

[blissful kiln]

beat the dough into shape

it just works

[fierce cave]

1900 house wives

[little marten]

I suggest any one who is thirsty get a glass of water because I will be informing the moderators next time things drift away from pg friendly

[dreamy shuttle]

Eat Avocado

[little marten]

I actually despise Avacado

[fierce cave]

Nikacado

[little marten]

Him I like

[dreamy shuttle]

Why tho

[blissful kiln]

nicocado avocado

[little marten]

Because hes a bad bitch and he knows what he wants

[dreamy shuttle]

if you grind it, and pour some salt and pepper, it's really good on sandwitches

[little marten]

Oh you meant avacado lol

[dreamy shuttle]

YEAH

THE VEGGIE

YOU ONLINE FREAKS

[fierce cave]

What I call the

[little marten]

You’re a vegetarian

[fierce cave]

The guy

In the

I will not continue this joke

[little marten]

Me when I FaceTime you

[pseudo timber]

[little marten]

For my wedding invite

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm meat lover, but here is always a place, for greens in my heat.

I don't discrimiate.

[fierce cave]

Gay

[dreamy shuttle]

Bruh

[little marten]

I love the asparagussy tbf

[gilded tusk]

If you could be anything from the Warhammer universe, what would it be?

[fierce cave]

The spragussy from skyrim

[gilded tusk]

Also, is the Store gonna rotate tomorrow?

[little marten]

Plaguebearer

[fierce cave]

Hadrons robes

[dreamy shuttle]

Dirt so Girls could... nvm, a Warhammer to be wielded by MAN.

[fierce cave]

Sexist 💔

[dreamy shuttle]

Bro ;-;

[gilded tusk]

I'd be a Arbitrator for...reasons

[fierce cave]

And gay

[fierce cave]

Bro wants dawg

[dreamy shuttle]

Sexist and Gay?! how could you even combin those1

[fierce cave]

You like men

Hate women

[dreamy shuttle]

Fuck.

[fierce cave]

Get out logiced

[dreamy shuttle]

wouldn't it be misogyny tho?

[gilded tusk]

Epstine Island

[fierce cave]

Too far

[dreamy shuttle]

Aight I will just say i'm attracted to dirt, and love minerals in rocks.

[gilded tusk]

I'll leave it at that

[fierce cave]

Dwarf

Danger

[little marten]

name 10 minerals

[fierce cave]

Darkness

[dreamy shuttle]

;_;

[fierce cave]

Morkite

Gold

Mahnite

Jaidz

[gilded tusk]

He looks at soil and soils himself

[fierce cave]

Endor pearls

[dreamy shuttle]

Iron... uhhh, english is hard

[fierce cave]

Ok so you have some fetishes

[gilded tusk]

Idk trying to match the vibes

[little marten]

its difficult right

[fierce cave]

Incorrect vibe

[gilded tusk]

[blissful kiln]

it's the same thing. misogyny is more specific

[dreamy shuttle]

Don't we all?

[gilded tusk]

It is very hard

[fierce cave]

We?!

I dont

[dreamy shuttle]

You do too.

[fierce cave]

Name one

[dreamy shuttle]

You're arroused by spagettie.

[little marten]

its monday tomorrow

[fierce cave]

No

[dreamy shuttle]

Yes

[fierce cave]

No

[dreamy shuttle]

Maybe

[fierce cave]

Never

[gilded tusk]

Is the store gonna rotate tommarow?

[dreamy shuttle]

Perhaps?

[astral basin]

Sexist and trans inclusive

[little marten]

thursdays every 2 weeks i think

[gilded tusk]

Last time it was Monday tho?

[little marten]

oh then idk

[dreamy shuttle]

@little marten Monday is fucking evil

[fierce cave]

I sleep now

[astral basin]

Lmao

[dreamy shuttle]

it's start of another week of suffering

[astral basin]

Cas had enough

[fierce cave]

It's 1:16 am

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm still in my Sunday arc.

[fierce cave]

I have work

[little marten]

what time u working boo

[pseudo goblet]

How do pc players make melee so easy

[fierce cave]

9-6

[little marten]

who goes to the bar at 9am

[dreamy shuttle]

8-5

[fierce cave]

Old men

[dreamy shuttle]

and me^

[little marten]

oh.. ill see you there then

[gilded tusk]

Anyho, I'll take my leave

[fierce cave]

Yeah old men

[astral basin]

Weak. I havent slept in 3 days. At work right now. Drinking my… idk how many things of caff ive had…

[blissful kiln]

peasants wouldn't understand

[fierce cave]

I don't drink coffee

[pseudo goblet]

🙁

[fierce cave]

New person

[dreamy shuttle]

pour some gin in and... tell me a story

[fierce cave]

Are you a minor

[astral basin]

What DO you drink 😭

[dreamy shuttle]

before i rev my tracktor to plow some potatos

[blissful kiln]

old men are the future

[pseudo goblet]

Maybe

[fierce cave]

Yeah no don't exist here

[dreamy shuttle]

DO any of you even know how to plant seeds properly ?

[fierce cave]

My gf

[fierce cave]

Yeah

I garden cook and

[dreamy shuttle]

Ai won't seed potatos by itself!

[fierce cave]

Uh

[pseudo goblet]

But I like this video game

[fierce cave]

The server does not relate to the game

[dreamy shuttle]

It is quite wild how gardening and working on your small field helps your brain

it's... so nice

Did any of you had moments where you felt ''OLD'' as fossil ?

[pseudo goblet]

The dark tide discord, is not for… dark tide…?

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[dreamy shuttle]

We are having emotional moment right now

[fierce cave]

It's the dark side

Not the dark tide

[pseudo goblet]

I hate my stupid servitor life

[fierce cave]

This place do cover NSFW and shi like that

Warning

[dreamy shuttle]

I was helping a teacher with field trip, and one of the younglings said ''Butter comes from Shop right?!''

[fierce cave]

Not just the women

[dreamy shuttle]

I died inside a bit.

[fierce cave]

But men

And the kids to

You said younglins

[blissful kiln]

I feel old when I talk to my friends who are ~3y younger and they don't understand\know some of the old memes

[pseudo goblet]

[fierce cave]

Start wars

[fierce cave]

Bros talking to eggs

[dreamy shuttle]

I love Star Wars.

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

But not the current one

[fierce cave]

I didn't say star wars

I said

Start wars

[dreamy shuttle]

what's start wars?

[fierce cave]

Begin a war

[dreamy shuttle]

hmmmm

[fierce cave]

I sleep

Bye

[dreamy shuttle]

Yeah...

[rocky moat]

fat

[loud ivy]

real

[loud ivy]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/804491292897574944/1159542076589998080/image0-4.gif

[heady bay]

Which chainsword saws on light hits?

[loud ivy]

ah I see

[fierce cave]

L bozo

[loud ivy]

nvm

[fierce cave]

Lack of inage

[dreamy shuttle]

Even when you try to teach younger lads, things that could help them they ain't wanting to learn

[fierce cave]

No Ohio rizz

[pseudo goblet]

6 7

[dreamy shuttle]

they believe they can ask Chat GPT for anything

[fierce cave]

OH MODS

MINIR ALERT

[pseudo goblet]

NOOOO

[dreamy shuttle]

EAS GOT TO SLEEP

[pseudo goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-pc-meme-gif-5997102336755808542

[dreamy shuttle]

YOU CRANKY WITCH

[fierce cave]

Fine

[blissful kiln]

minors go back to the mines

[dreamy shuttle]

Enjoy your nap

[pseudo goblet]

I don’t yearn for the mines

[dreamy shuttle]

AI is just easier term for ''google it'' tho sadly

and it's often very wrong, especially where opinions are involved

[blissful kiln]

yeah, but google won't blatantly lie to you

it's just a search engine

[pseudo goblet]

How get better on melee, I try to fight like pro players but my fingers hurt

[astral basin]

You dont drink coffee. You dont consume the alcy. No motor oil.
Next thing i know you cant drink milk or oj

Oh i see

[dreamy shuttle]

I have one friend, who simply ask AI for everything, including food, lifestyle and any knowledge

[astral basin]

Oh

[loud ivy]

kill them

[dreamy shuttle]

he buys all subs and keeps in touch with Ai technology, he believes chat gpt is some sort of guidence for humans

[blissful kiln]

dodge and push more

[pseudo goblet]

I drinks coffee

[dreamy shuttle]

He was amazing friend tho

[rocky moat]

get robot fingers

[dreamy shuttle]

but got sweept in with all Ai bros and theories

[loud ivy]

is he a real friend if he wouldnt let you slime him?

[dreamy shuttle]

He just sends like 2-3 videos per day, with Ai slop

I say it's cool and it's interesting, and don't respond

DUDE was a beast in math, he helped me thro high-school

[blissful kiln]

some stuff can be funny at times, i'll admit

[elder merlin]

[dreamy shuttle]

and now he want's to write AI

[little marten]

hes got ai psychosis

[astral basin]

Abominable Intelligence

[zinc quail]

How do I unlock final difficulty?

[little marten]

complete the one before it

[pseudo goblet]

Who do curios even do

Being playing the game with only one blue curio

[ocean widget]

buffs HP stamina wounds

[astral basin]

Lolol 1 blue 2 green
Never bothered boosting them yet

By the golden throne… is that end game…?
Walking between brunt-hadron trying to grind up a preferred roll?

The horror

[little marten]

not for weapons

who knows about curios

[astral basin]

Curios

[little marten]

curious

[ocean widget]

btw upgrade ur curio rarity

gives u more mini stats

[astral basin]

I think blessings can be changed. But not base stat

[ocean widget]

nah the main curio stat cant be changed

the perk stats can tho

[pseudo goblet]

I upgraded it

It’s got 13% more toughness

30 plus more toughness regen speed, 3% more toughness and 12% block efficiency

[astral basin]

Thats what i said you disingenuous mofo

[ocean widget]

you said blessings

https://tenor.com/view/smart-thinking-thoughts-think-ponder-gif-7713620

[ocean widget]

get better curios and change the perk stats
getting ability cooldown reduction is good

[pseudo goblet]

How get better curios tho

Mine at 290

[shy sandal]

Either that or mastering weapons to always be able to choose the God Roll.

Sire Melk also has some goodies when it comes to weapons and curios.

[astral basin]

Yeah, the
…
Perks?
F u

[ocean widget]

melk bucks and brunt

[past coral]

holy shit there's channels other than zealot chat here?

[ocean widget]

no

[past coral]

ah my bad, thanks

[pseudo goblet]

What would be like the best curio setup for bullgryn

[hazy kestrel]

Gambling at Melk’s casino.

[orchid skiff]

@little marten how dare you ?

[little marten]

huh?

[astral basin]

Honestly what ive been doing with my weapons while leveling character
Swap out for better power except when its something i already mastered
Gets tricky with class specific weapons…

[shy sandal]

Code 2319, i repeat, code 2319

[weak beacon]

[tender horizon]

Melk gambling, iirc the higher the curio rating you have the better ones Brunt will sell too

[ocean widget]

check the ogrynomicon for ogryn

they've got a bunch of good builds

[pseudo goblet]

Ok

What’s the max for a curio

Like 500

[hazy kestrel]

420 I believe

[tender horizon]

I haven't seen higher than 420

[astral basin]

Last time i asked about it someone said 430
The sources here tend to be questionable

[little marten]

t̷͙́́̐h̶̓̿̂͝e̷̓̅̅̊ ̵̆̄͋̿c̵̈́͗͑̃u̵̔̅̾̃riou͊̇š̷̛̍͠
̴͑̉̃̈
̴̂̎̅̀ǎ̵͆̔̈́las̐̓̂͆
̵̽̃͝
t̍ỏ̴̭̦̐ǫ̵̆̇̃ ̶la͑͠ṫ̵̋͗͛e̵̔͗̀͝

[tender horizon]

I think ive seen a 430 actually

I genuinely do not remember rn

Ik ive never seen a 440 tho

[wheat sphinx]

I'm curious what is the main difference between Vet and Arbites? Like archetype wise. Because Iirc Vet is like a jack of all trades class, Zealot is a melee specialist, Ogryn is a juggernaut quite literally, and Psyker is just a mage (high AOE damage, low survivability), but wtf is Arbites?

[little marten]

dog lover

[astral basin]

Its always funny when the minmaxers dredge themselves out of the shit post hole
Imagine them like hermits covered in refuse, about to concuss me w a stick

[tender horizon]

Arb is like the bastard child of Og and Vet, leans way more melee than vet does tho imo.

[inland mantle]

It's 430 for curios

[wheat sphinx]

Got it thanks

[astral basin]

Hahaha! Im not a total moron relying on other idiots! I was told right!

[little marten]

arby is like stagger tank with minion support

[wicked sentinel]

I guess you can say that they are a tanky vet with lots of cc

[uneven ermine]

Vet is more about raw damage from precision grenades and melee bleed

Arbi is suppression melee damage stagger and shock with gun damage coming either from their ability (castigator)or their shotgun

[wheat sphinx]

So Vet has higher raw damage but needs to be precise while Arbi just staggers shit and blows them apart?

[uneven ermine]

Vet is a lighter long range gun class that can spec into frontline melee

[little marten]

essentially

[uneven ermine]

Arbi is a tank with a shotgun

[wheat sphinx]

got it thank

[tender horizon]

Tbh a lot of Arbi very heavily benefits from hitting weakspots

[wicked sentinel]

They do

[uneven ermine]

Yeah but they don’t NEED to

Most vet gun damage comes from weak points

[little marten]

arbitrator is fun but veteran is more fun over time

[wicked sentinel]

Hit the head for more damage and stagger

[tender horizon]

I would argue you need to to make use of FoW+Conc and SGS which are some of their best talents in an amazing tree

[wheat sphinx]

I agree

[astral basin]

Arby gets the best of zealot with the safety of vet
Horde push, elite sniping via attack dog, ranged elims

[tender horizon]

Force of Will, Concussive, and Soul Guilt Scan

If those letters made no sense

[wheat sphinx]

I play my Vet as a gunslinger quite literally

strong melee (knife), grenade spam, weapon specialist with bolt pistol.

[uneven ermine]

I play my veteran as John last gun

I have a infantry las

[little marten]

bistol lawbringer pirate build

[wheat sphinx]

based

[uneven ermine]

And I used to be chainsaws but I’ve been liking the falchion

[wheat sphinx]

falchion good ye

but I love me knife

and bpistol combo

I just quick swap to Bpistol and oneshot a dude and get my melee stack

then keep killing

it runs out? No worries I one shot 90% of the enemies

and if I don't, I reload in 0.2 seconds

from WS and Volley

[uneven ermine]

I swap to las blast someone’s skull apart and then keep swinging

[wheat sphinx]

based

[uneven ermine]

I do wish we had the las volley the scab gunner has

[astral basin]

Has the arby shotgun builds survived the reworks?

[wheat sphinx]

I'd say so

They clera

clear

[wheat sphinx]

Vet needs a LMG smh

[astral basin]

Watching arby stun shot stun a crusher squad was. Surprising.

[analog marsh]

Hotshot Volleygun would be great to have as a player, sucks only the scab gunners get them. Same with the dreg gunners having a heavy stubber.

I think devs should add hotshot volleygun as a unique vet weapon and then add the heavy stubber to all classes except the psyker, since that doesn't seem like a gun they'd use.

[tender horizon]

I could see Arb getting one, their models have one iirc

[zinc quail]

Does exp do anything after level 30

[blazing ibex]

nope

[fossil holly]

so this might be a dumb question, but what does empowerment level do for curios?

[elder merlin]

Nobody knows

Makes ya feel cool though

[fossil holly]

makes sense

id feel badass with all 500 empowerment on my curios

[inland mantle]

For a more real answer they just affect the % of the curio with 410 giving max stats with stm being bugged and needing a 420 to be a true +3 stm max curio is 430 but you dont need a 430 to get max stats

[fossil holly]

oh

alrighty then

wait so i only use wound curios

does it ever increase the amount of wounds it gives

[inland mantle]

Wounds max out at 1 so they dont care for empowerment level

[fossil holly]

oh so empowerment means nothing to me lol

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[fair bridge]

no shot you're sleepier than me. i would go Z for Z with you any day of the week.

i could honk the shit out of a shoe right now and you already know i'm paying extra for the mimimi

[weak beacon]

Is this a reference? I don’t get it

[fossil holly]

so ive been on damnation for a while now right

and im scared to move to auric

bc i dont want to be selling a whole match because i suck

but people in damnation are so rude

so what do i do

[blazing ibex]

Auric is not nearly as rude

[fossil holly]

ive heard

[blazing ibex]

At least from my experience

[ocean widget]

play auric

its easier than damnation because there arent dickheads there

[fossil holly]

idk bc like damnation is only hard IF

my teammates dont work together

so we all die

[blazing ibex]

The general skill level tends to be higher in auric

[ocean widget]

easy way to tell if you're going to do fine in auric

are you shitting the bed in damnation
if no play auric

[fossil holly]

no i love damnation its so easy when i have a team who kills things together and doesnt go alone and die instantly

[ocean widget]

sick, so play auric

[blazing ibex]

play auric

[fossil holly]

ok cool, thanks dudes, ill get back to you guys after i play a auric match and ill tell how its goes

[blazing ibex]

Do keep in mind

HISTG is where things get really dicey.

[ocean widget]

yeah dont touch HISTG until you get comfortable with auric ngl

[fossil holly]

so im probably dumb for asking this, but what does histg?

[ocean widget]

high intensity special fuckers

basically that one circle with the upwards arrow in

high intensity shock troop gauntlet

[fossil holly]

oh those on damnation still even with a good team fuck me up\

like

its so scary

[ocean widget]

ur gear at 500?

[fossil holly]

yea

[ocean widget]

wuts the dumpstats

[fossil holly]

i feel so dumb lmfao, what are dumpstats?

like on the weapons

[ocean widget]

lowest stat

the dump stats you want on ur melee is 60 defense and gun 60 mobility

[fossil holly]

penetration on my sword, ive been meaning to get that switched tho

stability on my gun

[ocean widget]

sick yeah i'd recommend getting those changed sooner rather than later

[fossil holly]

to do that i have to get another sword tho right?

[ocean widget]

just roll a bunch of brunts to get a grey with the 60s in defense and mobility

[fossil holly]

and then max it out

[ocean widget]

yeah, mastery stays the same though

[fossil holly]

ok cool

[ocean widget]

its fine though cus mats are relatively easy to get

[ocean widget]

which class u playing

[fossil holly]

zealot

[astral basin]

Tbe damn hist has always been trippy

[fossil holly]

big sword is so fun

[astral basin]

EYYYYYY a fellow masochist

I mean

Shouty

[ocean widget]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16W_MhzUGXv9WRVjXjowIyqlktqrJ8U5wxVlgX3X5TU8/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0

zealot guide

[fossil holly]

cool

[ocean widget]

each class has their own community-made guide pinned in their channel

[fossil holly]

ok i got a dump mobility

i ran out of gold before dianamite...

[astral basin]

And we have a few local minmaxers to ask for advice
Just… zealot chat in particular has a lot of shit posters. Fair warning.

[fossil holly]

makes sense lol

so can i sell weapons?

i have a bunch of profane weapons that i would just like to sell for gold

[astral basin]

Dump stat is personal preference sometimes
I see a lot of people dump block

Its the discard option

[languid hazel]

Bork :3

[fossil holly]

oh ive never seen that lmao

cool

[fossil holly]

meow

[fossil holly]

idk about stats ive played the game casually not really caring for most of my time lol

[ocean widget]

btw dont spend melk bucks if you're low on resources

[fossil holly]

melk bucks?

[ocean widget]

you can buy the random 200 cost option and discard all the weapons from that for easy stuff

[ocean widget]

you know melks contracts?

[fossil holly]

oh those

[ocean widget]

u can spend the currency they give at him

melk bucks

[fossil holly]

ok my dump for my new eviserator is mobility

its 490 not 500 🙁

[ocean widget]

oof

[fossil holly]

ok now its 500

[astral basin]

Yeah no im casual as well. Mostly parroting what I remember until someone corrects me with real info

[fossil holly]

well, ive been playing off and on since the game first came out but never looked anything up so ive been playing on auric for a while until they made me unlock difficultys

and i just got back into it so i just dont want to sell my team bc im in over my head

[visual blade]

I’ve literally never had a bad experience with people in the lfg channel here either, just food for thought

In case you wanna try getting some folks from here for help too

[fossil holly]

idk ive thought about it, but joining voice is weird bc i listen to music while i play so i cant hear anything but gunshots and music lmao

so in vc i have to turnj off my music and have

human interaction

[rocky radish]

Ew

[ocean widget]

u dont have to join VC btw

just need their FS ID

[astral basin]

So. The 500 is the max power level the weapon can be.
A weapon will roll 76 average between all 5 stats, and the closer it is to 500 the more filled out the stat will be to its rolled max %

Power 320, damage 28%/78% (the other stat maxes will roll out to say 62, 80, 80, 80)
Where as 500 power matches those first numbers to the second numbers

[ocean widget]

close enough

just hit 60 on the dump stat and call it a day

[fossil holly]

makes sense enough

[fossil holly]

thats what ive gotten from like 4 different people lmao

just get a dump

put it at 60

everything else 80

[ocean widget]

thats cus its the best and easiest

[fossil holly]

well ill be back

im gonna play on auric

eat shit

come back and say how bad i did

[astral basin]

True grinders look for that 76 roll 👀

I look for 80-75s

[fossil holly]

i dont have the gold for that lmao

and i dont have the work ethic lol

[astral basin]

Felt

[grim spoke]

u don’t need a 76 roll

the only specific rolls are for plasma and one of the ripper guns

dumping mobility/defense/ or whatever weapon needs whatever, is plenty

[rocky radish]

Last night i finally started to try out parrying. Man… i’ve been missing out. Parrying a plague ogryn makes me feel like a badass

[grim spoke]

dclaw is so fun

[astral basin]

I just hold onto what i have on mission completion and do a monthly clean tbh

[grim spoke]

i hardly ever touch my inventory

i’ve got so many weapons from missions that i just don’t bother looking

even if im rolling a new weapon i just buy them until i get what i need

[weak beacon]

🌌 🦈

[grim spoke]

too lazy to sort thru 400 weapons

[grim spoke]

shark

[astral basin]

Mfw you can spend less ordos to rebless than to roll a new weapon

[weak beacon]

Not just any shark a space shark

[grim spoke]

i have like 4 million dollars and a shit ton of plasteel and diamantine

i’m not really worried about resources

[astral basin]

Well SOME of us are broke 😢

[grim spoke]

run a havoc once a week for the chest

[elder merlin]

[astral basin]

Havoc. I gotta get past these damned heathens pubbing in damnation first

[full smelt]

are contracts universal, or random per profile

[ocean widget]

random per character

more characters more contracts

[astral basin]

Really? Melk weekly is individual rolled?

Noice

[ocean widget]

yeah

[wicked sentinel]

Yes gives a reason to try different classes

[ocean widget]

nah its been around a long long while

easy way to get money tho if u can be fucked to do it

[astral basin]

Gives a reason to sell your soul to skinny dolphin

[wicked sentinel]

I know it has originally Italian was how you got the best blessings

[astral basin]

More 👏 play 👏 hours 👏

[wicked sentinel]

It

Not Italian

But you would roll for a shitty weapon in regular shop with great base level and stats then you go to melks to take blessings for weapons

[ancient violet]

What about a thick dolphin? 😈

[wicked sentinel]

But would really calling fat shark a dolphin be an offense. If you take it one way you would be calling them smart

[astral basin]

They are smart. They can also be vicious

[wicked sentinel]

Little trout sounds more better

[astral basin]

Dolphins are exceptionally cruel creatures

[wicked sentinel]

Stinky fish

[somber stream]

Obese fish

[rocky radish]

Portly porpoise

[somber stream]

We talk about dolphin and its relation to sea life a few days ago here

Apparently, they do gang r***

[arctic escarp]

yea..

[elder merlin]

Yeah, they're pieces of shit

Same with Orckas

[somber stream]

At least Orca don't rap3

Wait actually let me check

[long trench]

Dont both Dolphins and Orcas purposely avoid hurting ppl?

[astral basin]

Orcas play with their food.

[somber stream]

Orca rap3.

The animal kingdom is a interesting place

[astral basin]

Orcas? Avoid hurting people? Theyre like. If a dolphin evolved into a shark.
Only ironically friendly

[somber stream]

They're smart enough to know their teeth are no match for human machinery

[little marten]

As above

So below

[somber stream]

Decent movie

[little marten]

Not bad actually yeah

[somber stream]

Realistic depiction of France

[little marten]

Burning cars really the finishing touch

[fossil holly]

ok i did my first auric match

it went well

[somber stream]

Oh yeah

Well done cream

[little marten]

You seem familiar have you been here before

[fossil holly]

thanks dude

[fossil holly]

no

i get that a lot tho

in a lot of servers lmao

[arctic escarp]

its a torture fest (the fun kind)

[little marten]

🤔

[fossil holly]

well i thought i would sell but it was like damnation just a little scarier

[astral basin]

Ngl nurg i thought it was cas until i peaked the role color