general-chat

[final herald]

The curse has lifted

[hazy kestrel]

Greek Iron Warriors is peak.

[final herald]

Now to just hope mechanicus 2 brings back binaric and then that the (new) 40k rts is good

[hazy kestrel]

Perturabo misquoting Plato’s allegory of the cave was peak.

[whole glade]

the legions were based of lions boys and their knights. SMS ARE MEANT TO BE KNIGHTSS

[jade stump]

Thanks for the reminder to play mechanicus, rogue trader been yoinking my attention

[whole glade]

wdafsegdh

[final herald]

Erm they are called angels

[hazy kestrel]

The Iron Warrior laughed. “You are wrong.”

[hazy kestrel]

Where wings?

[whole glade]

like the "ANGELS OF DEATH" the DAs first name.

[final herald]

On chest

Duh

[hazy kestrel]

Ah, how silly of me.

[final herald]

I know people will hate it but I want the lost primarchs to show back up

[whole glade]

NLs better CU

[final herald]

And also the rangdan

[whole glade]

same

[final herald]

Bring the rangdan back in full force

[hazy kestrel]

No

[whole glade]

i want to see russ be a bitch again

[whole glade]

Yes.

Jago is all i need

[elder hare]

my tinfoil theory is that the Emperor "erased them from history" but Horus was about to say one of their names before Malcador choked him out. My theory being that they'll introduce the last one as a tie-in for female space marines

[final herald]

Ah

The transformers route

[elder hare]

GW just sitting on it

[hazy kestrel]

No

First Captain Forrix is better.

[final herald]

"The legendary woman primarch"

"Womanicus"

"Of the space infantry"

[elder hare]

Femarch Womanses

[whole glade]

I AM JUSTICE. I AM JUDGEMENT. I AM PUNISHMENT.

[elder hare]

Primarch of the XX legion

[whole glade]

-Jago-

[final herald]

That would actually be so funny

[elder hare]

GW should hire me

[whole glade]

those re my 3rd fave CL

[final herald]

But fr there is still the ominous 11 room under the palace

[hazy kestrel]

Too much edge. How about we tear down the walls of the Imperial Palace?

[final herald]

GW will either fumble it or not but if we get 1 new chaos/evil primarch and 1 new loy I'm downbad for it instantly

[whole glade]

slavic emo vampies who cause fear? my cup of tea

and Green Space Knights with biblical ties

hell yeah.

[final herald]

What if one of the lost primarchs is actually "Ferrus Manus Jr."

[elder hare]

If the math checks it it'd def be 1 chaos 1 loyalist, and someone did some deep lore and apparently some lore that GW redacted was that their name was Mallibron, even though it's not 'canon' anymore

[whole glade]

Hes leading the Legio Damnitorium

[final herald]

And is just a guy who got living metal'd completely and keeps putting skin on instead of taking it off

[hazy kestrel]

Sidenote: Forrix being the logistics manager in the Iron Warriors omnibus was peak. Haha yes, tell me more about chaos warband supply chains.

[final herald]

Necron loyalist primarch

Gay son or mecha daughter

[elder hare]

We already have Lion'el Johnson and his Dark Angel

[whole glade]

el'jonson*

erm

[elder hare]

oh i know i was referencing him in the context of the catholic poet

[whole glade]

oh

yea

i forgor about the poem

[elder hare]

and the whole 'secretive nature'

a great level of depth for 40k i'll admit

[whole glade]

ye

i saw someone make fan art of fulgrim and it was i think the hazbin hotel style and the warhammer fans were insufferable.

[somber stream]

We, humanity as a whole

Needs to unite and find a way to kill every single last mosquitoes on this earth without causing any major eco system consequence

[elder hare]

introduce a mutagenic agent, breed a specific monomer that causes flies to breed like crazy, utilize landfills to procreate new generations of flies with those mutagens, those flies will go and take over the mosquito population. The mutagenic focuses on flies eating a ecodynamic foodsource like another pest, prolly something like gypsy moths, profit

[inland mantle]

[elder hare]

limit genetic feedback loops so that they only last two-four generations before becoming sterile

[final herald]

Ah yes the wise mystical completely controlled gene timers

[elder hare]

We do have gene splicing and CRISPRs that work, so it's a matter of research

[final herald]

Thats not how genes work

[jade stump]

Tell that to the genestealers

[final herald]

You don't just "sterile in x generations"

[elder hare]

tell that to the inbred royalty

[final herald]

That...is a much different issue

Mosquitos can inbreed way more than people can

[elder hare]

Yeah assuming natural birth cycles, I'm talking about introducing a genetic defect in the alleles

[final herald]

One does not simply put birth defects on a timer

[rocky moat]

surely bolt pistol psyker wont be terrible

[elder hare]

We already have cloned monkeys yaks and cows with sterile genetic properties

and have been doing it for years

[somber stream]

I don’t think the buzzing phase is the issue, problem lies im their larvae state, a lot of aquatic life feed on those

Plenty of flying bug to replace them

[elder hare]

we've also made chicken eggs non sterilized but fit for consumption

[final herald]

This feels like how fox news thinks crispr works

"See we did this so simply do this completely different thing that to a completely uninformed individual sounds the same"

"We can sterilize offspring so all we need to do is introduce an automatic timed mass sterilization gene" is not a thing

[elder hare]

I mean gene drive mechanisms are exactly that, though

[rocky moat]

what if i ate all the genes what then

[final herald]

I don't think you get it at all

Passing something down =/= enabling some sort of magic biological timer

[little marten]

What we talking about guys

[somber stream]

Mosquitoes are a bit tricky for that i reckon. Let’s say we managed to sterilize them, what’s the next cycle? How will they breed? How to fill the space they left behind?

[final herald]

Mosquito breeding

[elder hare]

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41434-024-00468-8

[little marten]

Ah.. of course

[elder hare]

Its how we fight malaria

[little marten]

What if we trained mosquitos to suck pollution and not blood we could save the planet

[final herald]

Malaria is not

What

Thats not the same thing

God you really are fox news

[elder hare]

and youre irrelevant

we can go on.

[little marten]

[somber stream]

Calm your tits chat

This is how the mosquitoes are winning

[little marten]

Guys stop fighting I literally solved the problem

[final herald]

Just like fighting malaria is to massed generationally timed sterilizationg switches

The closest you can get is spreading a gene that responds to certain controlled stimulus with a negative effect

[arctic escarp]

create the superior ultragenes

[rocky moat]

but what if we put really tiny sticks fo dynamite in their genes and set a timer to go off when we need it to

it wo7ld be that easy

[little marten]

If we make ultra jeans then overweight people can wear Levi’s too

[final herald]

Thats how what he is saying comes off to me

Straight up

"What if we just installed a windows zip bomb"

[rocky moat]

exactly we should do that

[final herald]

Realistically the easiest thing do do is make them like...really want soybean oil or something

[somber stream]

I’m sure we’re capable of total elimination of mosquitoes, but it’s not how we do it that’s the main concern. It’s how to do that without screwing ourselves over in the process

[stuck wasp]

There genetic culling for certain insects, I won't pretend to understand how those programs work, as the only thing I know is that they release male insects with modified genes that make unviable spawns

[final herald]

This is true and not quite the issue

The issue is making it have a generation based timer

Which is the part I'm saying isn't a thing

[little marten]

Lich u dropped the t

U in ur emo phase?

[elder hare]

and create situations, ideal environments for generational propogation introducing those edited genes in future generations with those genes

[somber stream]

Halloween special

[little marten]

Consider me spooked 👻

[final herald]

I thought u meant smth else

😭

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey..

[somber stream]

☠️

[final herald]

Also

[stuck wasp]

What ?

[final herald]

propogation of sterilization

[stuck wasp]

I don't understand that

I think I have missed something

[final herald]

Heretic shall soon understand my plight

[elder hare]

In an ideal world, you cant simultaneously stop or introduce a gene to a population. it has to be done over time, with the propogation of a species

creating locus of ideal conditions for flies will attract the biggest concentrations, where new the engineered control species can propogate

you have to essentially allow them to breed with other flies to create offspring that mate, and those offsprings mate, and eventually those flies fly and introduce those genes across a wider biome

[stuck wasp]

I mean, if you could concentrate a lot of the insects in one area, just trap them 🤷

[elder hare]

cant spread it across the world if it's in one location

[final herald]

Do you know how we cull screw worms

[elder hare]

Introduce them to you

[final herald]

Go look that up

Please

[stuck wasp]

The Male insect release programs are basically introducing "stronger" males that are blighted to be sterile

So wild male can't procreate

[final herald]

Yep

The issue is

You can't introduce a sexually transmitted gene that makes you not able to transmit genes sexually

So you just have to mass produce the blighted flies

[stuck wasp]

And would be harder than just sterilizing via radiation

[elder hare]

Exactly, so you can't just sterilize a population ad hoc, otherwise it stops at the first or second generation. Which in fly time is what, a week?

[rocky moat]

bolt pistol psyker is so fun ng

[final herald]

What

There is no generation

Where are the generations coming from

The flies are sterile

[orchid skiff]

i think i should get sterilized

[final herald]

If I cut off your balls you cant have kids
You don't then grow more people without balls

A man without balls does not lead to a population of balless primates

Are you understanding what I am trying to say here

Is this some sort of longform ragebait

[hardy crag]

I'm mildly interested in this convo, but what was the original discussion prompt?

[final herald]

Someone wished to kill all mosquitos and specified without environmental consequence

Blade champion made a hypothetical where sterilized insects can somehow pass that sterilization down

[elder hare]

Feelings aside, I understand what you're saying but that's not an effective means of insecticide. the original prompt (or thought exercise) was how to get rid of mosquitoes without fucking up the global ecology

[final herald]

It is

Thats literally

How screw worm control works

Thats what we do in the modern age

We shoot radiation at adult flies and then airdrop them onto existing populations

And we just keep doing this endlessly

[elder hare]

Yes but mosquitoes number in an astrological range, for a complete widespread positive reaction it would require a much longer reaching, more reasonably executed, method

[final herald]

This is the reasonably executed method

Screw worms are not low population

Like straight up this is the most effective tactic in the modern age

For other things like malaria you can modify immune responses to fuck up either the carrier or the carrierborne pathogen itself

This does not work the same with sterilization

[elder hare]

It has been proven successful in a few states, we're talking about global scale of a species of fly that doesn't just mate once

[jade stump]

Plague inc expert right here, making me feel dumb with big words

[dreamy shuttle]

Bacteria > Us.

[final herald]

Mosquitos only mate once

🧍

[dreamy shuttle]

Mosquito forbbiden lore

[final herald]

Regardless of succesful...uh...payload

A female mosquito mates once

And then goes and lays eggs

[elder hare]

Hold on hold on lets define flies vs mosquitoes

[final herald]

The flies, the example I gave, also only mate once

[elder hare]

Truth

[final herald]

Thats why the mass sterilization tactic works

The sterile males go do the jiggy

The females just kind of try to go lay eggs and they are unfertilized duds

And all you rlly gotta do is shoot radiation at a bunch of males

Keep in mind in both populaces (iirc) it is the females that are the main issue

[elder hare]

We're talking about the Sterile Insect Technique, right?

[final herald]

The radiation one specifically

Not crispr

[elder hare]

I gotchu, we're on the same page then

[pallid dust]

greetings everyone i need 2 people to assist with getting the "true survivor" penance is there anyone willing to partake in this torture?

[sleek harness]

No

@elder merlin

Play game

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Also the shark dog person

Forgot her name

[final herald]

Do it bark

[rocky moat]

obliterating a specialist and watching it burst into warpflame is fun

[pallid dust]

or in this situation is this the correct channel to even request help from the community? asking the veterans here

[sleek harness]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[pallid dust]

appreciated

[sleek harness]

@languid hazel

[pseudo timber]

Mrowmrrp

[languid hazel]

Woof woof?

[sleek harness]

Play game

[languid hazel]

What gayme?

Danktide?

[rocky moat]

is psyker real chat

[arctic escarp]

zealot >

[formal mortar]

Lot of bug talk, lot of wrong info mixed with right info

[rocky moat]

wrong

zealot boring

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

[arctic escarp]

[rocky moat]

(im using bfgs bolt pistol)

[arctic escarp]

you can 1 shot bosses

[final herald]

I hesitate to ask

[rocky moat]

wizard zealot

[sleek harness]

The game with every content creator leaving it

[languid hazel]

Because of lies no less

But ye sure

[elder hare]

Alright back after some research and you're right, we're already working on a global scale mosquito/fly population control. Changed my whole mentality on it, very excited to see how this technology comes into play in the future

[sleek harness]

I am sure?

[languid hazel]

Nono, ye as in yeah

Not ye as in you

[final herald]

...this is a rare response.

Very well. I am happy to have offered this sort of understanding.

[languid hazel]

Or the worse option

[sleek harness]

Okay

@elder merlin

Old man

Helldivers 2

[final herald]

I kind of wanna yap about crispr now

[sleek harness]

Morbi

[final herald]

Lot of stuff it can do, a lot of stuff its hardcoded not- hi

[formal mortar]

Glad to see you both came to an agreement.

[sleek harness]

Moevien

Morbian

[languid hazel]

Hmmhmm… time to get high in an hour :3

[elder hare]

i'm all for being wrong and learning something, rarely am i right, but i do not abide being called an idiot (which Fox news is incredibly misinformed or outright lies). That being said, I appreciate learning something

[languid hazel]

The Morbian VIth

[elder merlin]

Join us, @languid hazel

[final herald]

To be fair, again, it was one of those things where I knew why you were wrong but its incredibly hard to word why

[languid hazel]

I am. Invite me nerd

[elder merlin]

Be a stinky diver dog gril

Im takin a dump currently, @sleek harness add Leanna

[drowsy lynx]

This is hype, fuck those little shits

[final herald]

Because I also understood the confusion itself

[elder hare]

an impossible situation hahaha, but i respect the knowledge and you asking me to do my own research

[languid hazel]

3039-6208. Friend code :>

[final herald]

It took me a while to pin down the easiest direction to point you in

Because I was gonna be like "skill issue research crispr more"

[sleek harness]

I already have you added

[formal mortar]

You could just send the cdc site info on how we control mosquitos next time

[final herald]

True

[languid hazel]

Oh yeah

[neon agate]

Hellfloppers 2?

[elder merlin]

Everybody poops

[languid hazel]

Heckdivers 2, ye

[final herald]

https://www.cdc.gov/mosquitoes/mosquito-control/genetically-modified-mosquitoes.html

There's this

Its not sterilization but its on the same vein you were going for

@elder hare

[final herald]

Me when I make the "fuck you" gene that says "fuck you" to female mosquitoes

[formal mortar]

Yep that's what we've been doing for a bit. They aren't sterile but have a limiter so the offspring can't become adults

[elder hare]

i think i was clumsily trying to point at and didn't quite have the understanding to highlight lmao

[languid hazel]

Gonna be real, sterilizing al mosquitos globally sounds like a bad idea

[elder hare]

I like the sterilization route more since it's proven to be successful

[formal mortar]

This method is for out of control populations that need culling

[final herald]

^

[formal mortar]

And they return back to their normal levels after a time

[rocky moat]

happened to my buddy erin once

[final herald]

Wym

[formal mortar]

The method Blade was referring to for Malaria hasn't been used yet

[rocky moat]

my buddy erin back in '96

[formal mortar]

It's still in discussion

[rocky moat]

she died of fuck you because they gave her the gene that says fuck you

[formal mortar]

But has been trialed and tested

[ancient violet]

It's happening right now in Chile

[sleek harness]

Orcka

[ancient violet]

No

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

[ancient violet]

Nope

[sleek harness]

Why

[ancient violet]

No

[sleek harness]

But its fun come on

[halcyon glen]

Flakes

[little talon]

Is it me but I think the guns kinda feel like pea shooters sometimes

[ancient violet]

Skill diff

Get better bullets

Shrimple

[formal mortar]

I haven't seen anything saying they've deployed the ones with the genes specifically for malaria yet. I do know they deployed the previous ones that control population though in Chile

[ripe tangle]

Greetings all, a fine day for purging, isn’t it?

[sleek harness]

Sister

[little talon]

It also might be I have low level gear tbh

[ripe tangle]

Skaven

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

Get in

[ripe tangle]

Okay

[elder hare]

Skaven taking everyone diving

[sleek harness]

8412-1455

Anyone can add me

[elder hare]

867-5309

[sleek harness]

Sorry buddy we just reached max team

[elder hare]

ill be sure to tell Jenny

[ripe tangle]

Vymy?

[sleek harness]

Vymy

What the hell is vymy, Sister

[ripe tangle]

nvm

[ancient violet]

Sorry I meant Colombia

Also it isn't a gene splice

It is using the bacteria Wolbachia

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

OLD MAN

[ripe tangle]

who else is on Helldivers with you Skaven?

[sleek harness]

Come on you are taking forever

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[sleek harness]

Paul and @languid hazel

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

That's something else entirely from the malaria gene drive. I don't even know if Wolbachia works on Malaria. It's more for like dengue and zika

[ripe tangle]

@sleek harness I sent you a request

[sleek harness]

Who is Goblibri

[elder hare]

Alpharius

[jade stump]

What if you’re alpharius and you’re tryna trick us to not finding out

[formal mortar]

Oh yeah wolbachia can reduce the parasite to help prevent transmission, neat

[ancient violet]

The bacteria prevents the spread of pathogens in the mosquito's Salavia specifically of Aegis Egyptia

Which is the primary mosquito that spreads Malaria

Malaria isn't a serious problem in Latin America atm due to the purging of DDT in the 80s, so it makes sense that they use it primarily for Denge

[elder hare]

True, there was the zika outbreak in the tropics not too long ago iirc

[ancient violet]

The problem with Malaria ATM has nothing to do with its spread

For the most part, Malaria has stopped ravaging the world by the end of the 20th century due to the discovery of ACT as a drug and DDT and later other insecticides

The problem is the drug resistant strains that will inevitably come back in the near future

1st world counties also have no incentives to cure 3rd world countries, as long as they are safe. Malaria along with TB was one of the few diseases that affected everyone, HIV is also another good example

[feral vessel]

hop on auric this instant (not)

[shy sandal]

Who out here Darkening their Tide?

[round mica]

the meat riding for AH is wild

@orchid skiff

[whole glade]

AH?

[grave plaza]

Sca-ven

[shy sandal]

Arrowhead

[feral vessel]

tiding my dark

[whole glade]

OH

[orchid skiff]

my hatred knows no bound

[rocky moat]

but what they're saying is literally true
shams made several statements in gen-3 basically completely validating that statement
saying "heh.. theyre meat-riding AH" to people saying to be patient and observe so we can be properly critical of behavior (especially when they said they're changing up how they do things, especially with the upcoming patch) is dumb, annoying, and helps no one

[formal mortar]

I say we all play darktide and enjoy our bear necessities

[round mica]

should do this before releasing updates and breaking the game though

[rocky moat]

theyre not saying "don't cast your judgement ever, AH is perfect" they're saying "wait to cast your judgement until arrowhead actually does something"

[shy sandal]

Idc abt helldivers tbh

[rocky moat]

and in response to this what would you rather do
wallow and whine endlessly to wait a week till the patch likely comes out
or be patient, go do other shit and enjoy your life to wait a week till the patch likely comes out

[formal mortar]

We are in wh40k, judgement is cast immediately

Anything else is heresy

[round mica]

i’m not doing either, i enjoy seeing the arguments and AH getting slammed for poor practice

[rocky moat]

it's better to save your judgement for when it matters rather than just being a nuisance to other people who don't wanna hear it anymore

it sounds to me like in that case, you do not genuinely enjoy the game and are flat out just lookin' for drama

stinky, buh-bye

[round mica]

i enjoy a game that works

[feral vessel]

did i really just see an entire team get wiped by fucking ledges

[rocky moat]

yes probably

[feral vessel]

hab dreyko is a beast

[blissful kiln]

next tide game should be Space King Tide

[round mica]

the world of possibilities is endless in DT

[shy sandal]

Watchout for yon barrel fucking teamwipes

[formal mortar]

This is normal

Had a team where all 3 of my team mates ran off the same ledge and were left hanging while I fought the boss

[shy sandal]

Honestly, a Space King game would be sick

[round mica]

what’s even funnier is seeing 3 teammates who are clueless getting grabbed and slammed by the same mutant over and over and not killing it

[formal mortar]

They didn't get barreled either. They just ran off

[round mica]

was it power supply outage?

[whole glade]

i cant wait in 15 years to have a trech crusade video game

[formal mortar]

Nope just a casual auric maelstrom

[round mica]

insane

i guess your teammates gave up

[formal mortar]

With mutant wave mod, but mutants weren't even there when it happened lol

[shy sandal]

Rejects have 0 spacial awareness, i'm telling you

[lethal jasper]

Just my two cents. Every time I come into this chat and see you talking, you’re always arguing with someone. Kind of sounds like projection at this point. 🤷‍♂️

[ocean widget]

you werent invited to jump off the cliff with them

[shy sandal]

Damn. By Kendrick Lamar

[rocky moat]

if i was projecting i'd be calling you gay or somethin dawg, i think you're trying to see a problem where there ain't one

[formal mortar]

First guy who ran off had an excuse. He was stoned. The other 2 followed him blindly

[lethal jasper]

Cool.

[shy sandal]

I should play Zealot drunk for the fanatic experience

[feral vessel]

another excellent match

[lethal jasper]

Do it.

[blissful kiln]

https://youtu.be/_OUCWKHGUOM
peak cinema (Hatemarch)

[feral vessel]

two teammates die on first horde wave

me and one other zealot are left

other zealot has like 2 HP left

get into elevator

dog pack

zealot bro fucking dies

[rocky moat]

darktide

[feral vessel]

i get pinned by a dog

death

[formal mortar]

Last time I played zealot drunk I was quoting the Booty Warrior

[feral vessel]

peak cinema

[feral vessel]

i don't understand how these people manage to lose HP so fast though

[pseudo timber]

Sloptide my beloved

[formal mortar]

Sometimes those mobs come at you just right so you can't quite dodge them all

And sometimes it's that they dont run toughness

[feral vessel]

luv me when i run out of dodges the second a mutant comes in

[pseudo timber]

Just micrododge

Ez

[feral vessel]

i mean to be honest, dodge cooldown is quite generous, so it's difficult to go dry unless you're instinctively spamming it

[formal mortar]

Trappers are my biggest issue

I always have some desync with them, so ill see the net go past me after I dodge, but still get dragged

[feral vessel]

similar case with mutants and dogs

bluetooth dogs catching you while you're half a mile away from them wink wink

[formal mortar]

And in my last game I got netted across 2 rooms through the walls, that was interesting

Oh yeah dogs have huge desync

[hidden trout]

they unbound their dodge key

[formal mortar]

Worse than left 4 dead hunters

[feral vessel]

netcode is acting up again it would seem

[formal mortar]

The distance they pounce from varies hugely, but the push back timing remains the same no matter what, and they always fly back to their original spot, so if they pounced from out of range good luck smacking them

[feral vessel]

i find the shove range for dogs to be oddly forgiving (?)

like, you can shove them from what seems to me like way out of usual shove range

in practise i end up usually panic shoving dogs away even if i'm getting swarmed by trash

[formal mortar]

What I seem to get is the range appears forgiving, but the amount of time remains the same, if that makes sense

So if the dog is close, my time to shove is the same as if the dog is far. If the dog is far and I dont shove, it pins me well before it gets to me. If the dog is close, it sometimes goes through me before it pins me

And I have no clue why that is

[feral vessel]

prolly just desync

[formal mortar]

Yeah that's what I figure.

[pseudo timber]

Why are daemon hosts so fun to fight

Everyone keeps hiding from them 💔

[feral vessel]

daemonhosts aren't hard by principle

it's moreso that if the team isn't ready for it, then it usually goes to hell very quickly

daemonhost can deal a LOT of damage if you don't pay attention (even if it kills like, one or two operatives at most)

that's half ye team gone

[thick fog]

Hold up, let me stunlock then for you

[inland mantle]

Cant relate devil claw go brrrt

[nova tangle]

I keep getting a 3013 error every time I try to get in with a character. Does anyone know what might be causing it? I've verified the files....

[thick fog]

Ogryn shovel punch stun

[inland mantle]

[thick fog]

[pseudo timber]

Glowing pinata

My favorite!

[whole glade]

why is TC controversial? besides the religious stuff?

[pseudo timber]

Tc is so dope who cares about the cons

[ocean widget]

idfk this is a darktide server not a trench crusade server

[whole glade]

yeah i love the style and lore

[whole glade]

my fault big broski

[ocean widget]

thinkin we actually know shit about warhammer

[pseudo timber]

What's Warhammer.

[marble bluff]

this dude named horus really wanted 40k warhammers

[ocean widget]

a long stick with a big stick on the end

[marble bluff]

and bad things happened

[pseudo timber]

So just a broom handle

[thick fog]

Anyone know how many hammers of war were made

[marble bluff]

at least 2

[pseudo timber]

At least

[inland mantle]

Nah has to be 3

[marble bluff]

idk, 3 seems like a lot

[inland mantle]

Nah i counted them all trust

[ocean widget]

what kind of broom are you using where it has one stick

thats not a broom thats an abused rake

[pseudo timber]

If it works it works

I don't make the rules

[ocean widget]

and yet it doesnt work

[pseudo timber]

Simply abide by them.

[feral vessel]

like four

fourty... fourty thousand..

[inland mantle]

Name them all then I'll wait

[shy sandal]

I'm half a bottle of dry gin down. Wish me luck

[feral vessel]

so the first hammer was named alpharius

and then the uhh second one was

i dont rember

[inland mantle]

Damn

[feral vessel]

big e def shouldve named his warhammers better

[round mica]

hammerous bingus bonkus

[pseudo timber]

Hammer 1-40,000

[feral vessel]

idea: add friendly fire to darktide

[inland mantle]

Already there called barrels

[feral vessel]

oh right

i mean, barrels do not satisfy the innate urge i have to magdump any loner personality psyker i meet. and even if they are present, they are not plentiful enough to do the job quickly

[inland mantle]

Hmm

Try popping a bruster in their face

[sleek harness]

Wait WRONG EMOJI

[pseudo timber]

Barrel is the ultimate troll

[inland mantle]

Close enough

[feral vessel]

waves of mutants. increased poxburster spawns

[inland mantle]

Average maelstrom modifier

[feral vessel]

it's actually one of the most fun ones i've tried

definitely more enjoyable than no ammo pickups + dreg faction only

[hearty anvil]

Hello

[blissful kiln]

how dare you mpreg vampirene

[hearty anvil]

Couldn't help myself....

[pseudo timber]

Dog why is he more pregnant

[hearty anvil]

XD

[inland mantle]

Just likes me that much 👉 👈

[blissful kiln]

[feral vessel]

mpreg reaction

[feral vessel]

i want that man PREGNANT

[feral vessel]

🐀

[feral vessel]

excuse me my lack of edibles seem to be kicking in

[jade stump]

Simply fix the lack of edibles

Problem solved

[pseudo timber]

Just take a dab

Ez

[feral vessel]

some of that settra the impeccable boof would be useful right now

[azure lintel]

anyone know what the radius is for sound cues?

[inland mantle]

What sound

[ocean widget]

no

[azure lintel]

getting sniped by plasma gunner without even hearing them

[ocean widget]

oh thats a usual complaint for them

[azure lintel]

well then lol

[ocean widget]

only thing you can do is upgrade your eyes

or be cringe and get the spider sense mod

[inland mantle]

Im cooked then 😔

[azure lintel]

wow, is that cause I'm asian..?

well good day sir!

[ocean widget]

no, its because you need to keep an eye on the plasma guns light

they do make a glow so if you see em just shoot in that direction

either the plasma gunner dies or they cant fire

[blissful kiln]

omg, Dense is racist

[inland mantle]

Well it is a 40k server

[blissful kiln]

[ocean widget]

the day i end up as a reform voter is the day i fling myself off of london bridge

[azure lintel]

the hi shocks just dumps like 10 of them, from a far and the usual get sniped by some of them without hearing anything

[blissful kiln]

whatever that means I'm happy for you, or sad that it happened

blimey

[ocean widget]

the reform voters are a bunch of racist fuckwits

and reform itself

[elder merlin]

Everyone gone, @sleek harness @languid hazel @ripe tangle

[ocean widget]

yeah thats because it increases specials and elites

more of em, more plasma gunners

just gotta pray n spray

[azure lintel]

i dont mind the spawn, just the sound cue still seems to be inconsistent per usual

[ocean widget]

pray first because if you dont you're fucked

[ocean widget]

they dont have a spawn cue last i checked

plasma gunner charge up is quiet too

[pseudo timber]

Plasma gunners are the worst with low vis modifier

[azure lintel]

alright thought it was just me

[ocean widget]

i think they also dont have any unique lines too

[azure lintel]

guess just getting fatsharked

[ocean widget]

nah mate they've been complained about since they released

[languid hazel]

Sorri m8

[ocean widget]

it was even worse during the plasma gunners release because they came with captains

think i only ever completed one mission with the event modifier

[languid hazel]

Hmm hmm… should try SM while like this :>

[elder merlin]

[languid hazel]

Pauli. Hop on spesh muhreen two :3

[umbral cipher]

I’m coming back to the game after a long time away. Is brain rupture still pretty useless on Havoc missions?

[jaunty path]

Like fbi agents...

[elder merlin]

Im doin my gundam dailies, it'll be a bit

[distant knot]

whats with all the teammates instantly leaving auric missions if they get downed and calling one incompetent

[hazy kestrel]

It was always that way pal.

[safe loom]

nothing changes, had a lvl 1 playing go down a single time on uprising and just left

[distant knot]

i didnt knew. i just recently started playing auric since that and havoc is the only thing i need to do for penances

[keen vapor]

Better question, the hell is wrong with some people and elevators? I had two mission with someone just NOT getting in the elevator

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of: I had a great maelstrom run cut short today. The one thing that killed me? Got barrel’d by a teammate off of a high place

[safe loom]

just keep yelling at em fr fr

[distant knot]

claustrophobia

[hazy kestrel]

I was in my groove and boom. Barrel’d to the God Emperor

[distant knot]

i had a similar experience just a few hours ago

[keen vapor]

I had one dude, ogryn, just... walk. Like, he was halfway back of the map just walking. I asked him if he was having controller problems or something and he just responded 'hi' and proceeded to twirl around.

[distant knot]

but i was only a bystander this time

[ocean widget]

by chance were you reloading after the barrel blew up

[distant knot]

no i wasnt even there at that point. i was slacking and a few metres back covering the back

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[distant knot]

i use mods to track who detonates barrels

so i clearly would know

and apologize if necessary

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[jaunty path]

Are you that salty

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, I understand salt to an extent.

[distant knot]

im not salty

i just dont get humor that well

[jaunty path]

You are full of sodium. You can't hide your chemical composition from me mortal

[hazy kestrel]

If they were going for one of those annoying auric title penances and got them ruined by barrel friendly fire, I’d understand.

[jaunty path]

Real.

I've been trying to for several days now and its been ruining my life

Almost want to do exclusively assassination missions

[hazy kestrel]

I believe in you pal

[shy sandal]

Being drunk made me play zealot better

Would recommend

[jaunty path]

Because those are easy and predictable

[hazy kestrel]

If that’s what it takes, then that’s what it takes.

[jaunty path]

Might be doing that today

[shy sandal]

With all due respect, that's kind of overkill.

[hazy kestrel]

If you can, try to only play regular high intensity missions, not the shock troop gauntlet ones. Hounds could also be good. Annoying, but good.

[little marten]

im something of an A.S.S man myself

if u need a carry

paypal me

[hot fjord]

I found the nurgle

[distant knot]

i mean yeah i get it. i just want to know if i fucked up and need to take care better

[hot fjord]

I ask what is the nurgle? And the nurgle appear

[distant knot]

but usually i ingore it and only look at it if someone gets yeeted off the map

[keen vapor]

No that a SLaanesh cultist. We all know that Big E is a tits man

[shy sandal]

No, explode he barrel intentionally and gaslight your friends into thinking it was them who ignited it

😈

[distant knot]

none of my friend play darktide

[hot fjord]

Wtf

[obsidian garden]

are fatshark servers a bit wonky atm? Im trying to get Aquilas

[distant knot]

they definetly are ye

[shy sandal]

It is fat green man who loves you the way you are

[little marten]

What would you like to know acolyte

[little marten]

Issue with credit/debit services I thibk

[distant knot]

theres no harm in doing a little tracking

at least of stuff like that

[sweet trail]

i almost clutched.... almost...

[little marten]

Next time chief next time

[shy sandal]

Dw bro, if your teammaes are not stinky poo poo, you wouldn't need to clutch 🙏

[grand ore]

i stg i cant find any good parties when i start a new caracter

i mean i get it most people are noobs

or are playing for the first time

but please do not use an ammo crate soon as you pick it up

sorry, ramblings of a mad man

[distant knot]

dw ive seen other people with couple hundred hours do the same thing

[grand ore]

[shy sandal]

Rambling of a sanem man ❤️‍🩹

[grand ore]

"sanem"?

oh

sane

lmao

[shy sandal]

I'm drunk

[hot fjord]

When do I get to play as the nurgle

[little marten]

stop showering and after about two/three weeks

[grand ore]

alright

i just had the most (un)funny and (un)original idea yet

make an arbitrator, call him johnwick, make your cyberdoggo's name "daisy" and soon as you can grab the no dog perk and then castigator stance

[dapper trench]

Yo nurgle

[hot fjord]

Who is the nurgle?

All hail nurgle

[little talon]

Is there friendly fire?

[hot fjord]

Emperor is fake

[hot fjord]

Only stuff like barrels

[inland mantle]

You ever heard of a man called Asmongold? More or less that

[hot fjord]

You can't hurt your teammates just by shooting them

[hot fjord]

Not really, some wow player or something right?

[inland mantle]

A man who roommates with cockroachs yes

[hot fjord]

Daddy doesn't play wow so I'm pretty blind to that community

[grand ore]

as much as i like the emperium and all

[hot fjord]

Emperor isn't even real

Where is he?

[grand ore]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
FOR KHRONE

[grand ore]

bassicly in a wheelchair?

on lifesupport?

idk how else to properly describe it man

without making a 4 long pharagrah message

also is the game dead at this hour in europe or what

i am getting barely no games and when i do its lobbies where im the only one

[hot fjord]

Probably

[grand ore]

then again

my character IS level 3 cuz i made a new one

[hot fjord]

Oh those are empty a lot

The beginning ones

[grand ore]

welp as they say "the emperor protects"

[broken cave]

are they doing server maintenance or do i need to verify my files, i keep getting a backend error

cursing out ruskis? you ukrainian or something?

or slavic in general?

fair

[fossil oasis]

I got a few errors attempting to matchmake but that's it. Maybe verify viles anyway?

FatShark Backend 😵‍💫

Edgy

[broken cave]

understandable tbh ik how slavic countries fucking hate each other for some reason

[broken cave]

yeah i'm verifiying now cause it won't let me in the game

[finite glen]

I mean there was a period in which they were all a united front

Russians and Balkans alike

What

Yes what the soviet union did was wrong

But quite frankly

The nazis were just going to take ALL of it instead

[gilded tusk]

Question, when will the next update come out?

Like, do we have any idea?

[finite glen]

Never

This is it

The last one

Darktide 2 comes out next month

[little talon]

Man I went to malice and got my ass kicked

[fossil oasis]

The Danish actually surrendered quicker than the french in WW2

6 hours

[gilded tusk]

What I get for asking children

[finite glen]

Literal hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[fossil oasis]

Nope, no idea. We only recently got Bound by Duty so probably not for a few months?

[finite glen]

What resistance were they to put up

[fossil oasis]

[finite glen]

I mean its not like they could feasible resist

Feasibly

[inland mantle]

We get 4 updates a year so maybe November December around there

[finite glen]

It would be like Rhode Island trying to hold off the eastern seaboard

[fossil oasis]

Peter Griffin...

[fierce cave]

Gay meets gayer

[fierce cave]

[finite glen]

Brochacho peter griffin is NOT going to be gettung out of this one

[fierce cave]

It's you

Your gayer

[finite glen]

His time of reckoning is NOW

[fossil oasis]

He'd find a way, trust

[finite glen]

Bro

I'm sorry to say

He's not doing it man

[fierce cave]

I'm a lesbian

Getting married fella

[finite glen]

You guys know what I really like

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Food

[inland mantle]

Men

[finite glen]

Remembering the Russian Heros of the 2nd world war

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

[finite glen]

Say what you will, but no other nation ever challenged Ukraine on its Asov Battalion

[broken cave]

yeah i'm still not being let in darktide

[inland mantle]

No DT today for you rip lil bro

[finite glen]

Yes, the brave men and women who saved the world against the greatest threat its ever faced

[broken cave]

also i feel like imperial guardsman and cloud are getting too into politics rn

i get politics talk is gonna be inevitable since it's a warhammer server but y'all getting heated

[fierce cave]

Your in 3 servers I'm in

Ts is rare

[finite glen]

I noticed instead of trying to back me up with the support of other Balkan states in the war

[fossil oasis]

Thought political chat was banned in the server anyway

[broken cave]

ayyyyyy

[finite glen]

Idk tf u on about

[fierce cave]

Lesbian meets furry 🥀

[fierce cave]

He's a little special

[dusky anchor]

decided i'd do some quickplay for fun, got placed into a train mission, all three of my teammates went down and all left

[finite glen]

Im sorry honoring heros is political chat?

Crazy

[fierce cave]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

[dusky anchor]

NOOOOOO NOT THE RATS

[distant knot]

thats what happes to me too pal

i feel ya

[fossil oasis]

I was just referencing what Carmine said about it getting political in chat

[finite glen]

watching you 👀

[distant knot]

one mans heroes ar another mans foes. so yeah. definetly political

[fossil oasis]

rats rats, we are the rats

[broken cave]

i mean specifically y'all talking about the ongoing russia-ukraine war and shit

[finite glen]

Bro its the Nazis

[fierce cave]

They are not bro

[inland mantle]

🍿

[fierce cave]

Read 💔

[finite glen]

No idea what you're on about dawg

[broken cave]

yeah

i only see snippets of the chat and need to stfu tbh

[little marten]

ok lets talk politics guys

[distant knot]

tbh. i havent even read 80% of the discussion since i dont karking care for political chat in a video game discord

[fierce cave]

Hamburger vs pizza

What's better

[little marten]

should women have to pass iq tests to vote?

[fossil oasis]

That's crazy

[broken cave]

pizza

[fierce cave]

That's actually funny

Ngl

[fossil oasis]

Pizza

[finite glen]

BET

[REDACTED]

[fossil oasis]

I more often feel in the mood to have pizza than a burger

[distant knot]

make it that everyone has to do iq test to be able to vote and im in

not women or men. everyone

[broken cave]

isn't that eugenics

[little marten]

(i dont actually hate women)

[fossil oasis]

IQ isn't a good gauge of how informed people are

[finite glen]

YES

[distant knot]

it was a joke

[fierce cave]

Get out of here clanker

[finite glen]

Its a damn good start

[distant knot]

pretty bad one tbh

[finite glen]

If the system can be improved upon theoretically

And eventually perfected

[distant knot]

everyone es eaqual before the law so everyone is allowed to vote

[finite glen]

I dont see why something like that shouldn't be implemented

[jaunty path]

My IQ is 120

I'm very smarted

[fierce cave]

I wonder why

[blissful kiln]

<@&735928989146939404> can you take a look at the messages here? that's competitive hatred right here

[fossil oasis]

I put in a modmail already

[finite glen]

I 100% dont believe someone with a 3rd grade reading level at 30 should be allowed to vote

[fierce cave]

I wonder why we should it so women can't vote

[upper parcel]

Well, I guess I'm kind of an animal.

But also, that's not very nice.

[little marten]

I vote for women

[blissful kiln]

why we should it what

[fierce cave]

Your grandmother was a whore because your wife was a whore because your daughter was a whore, Russian glue-eating gopnik
(Translation)

.

[finite glen]

I got ne lasgun to keep me warm at night

[fossil oasis]

Do you heat your lasgun powerpacks over an open flame?

[distant knot]

at the level of how laws are written even a 300 grade reading level isnt gonna help ya sometimes

[fierce cave]

You can't spell

Hombre

[finite glen]

Private did that once, company tech priest ripped him in half

[fierce cave]

<@&735928989146939404>

[inland mantle]

Had it coming tbf

[fossil oasis]

Well, technically it can recharge them tho, just very dangerous, so yeah reasonable response tbh

[fierce cave]

I use diesel

[little marten]

What a bizzare situation is unfolding

[broken cave]

yo <@&735928989146939404> deal with the inflamitory guy

[fierce cave]

Get better

[distant knot]

what are thoose power packs even made of lore wise

[finite glen]

Wierdst part?

[fierce cave]

HOORAY

[little marten]

I always miss it when a genuine nutcase shows up

[broken cave]

oh they are

[inner nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/vtmb-vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-masquerade-bloodlines-vampires-gif-2026743727432095181

[fierce cave]

THE MODS APPEAR

[finite glen]

Wasn't even our company tech priest

[fierce cave]

Thank you king 🙏

[broken sun]

Thx for the ping

[blissful kiln]

I'm sure Poland has never been a cruel invader in their history ever, they've always been peaceful and growing flowers

[broken cave]

lead acid

[fierce cave]

Kings*

[blissful kiln]

[fossil oasis]

Idk, I just know they can be heated on an open flame

[finite glen]

He had been stuck on that world for 300 years from the last invasion

[distant knot]

oh that actually should be somewhat fine

lithium batteries not so much

[fierce cave]

Where did one acquire such pfp

[little marten]

You’ve won the battle it’s now customary you fall on your own sword and ban yourself.. you’ll be missed

[fossil oasis]

Yeah he's probably seen enough shit and is sick and tired of seeing people fuck up his sacred old machines then

[finite glen]

Possibly

[broken cave]

idk what they're actually made of, but them being something similar in concept to a lead acid battery makes alot of sense

[finite glen]

Can't imagine wildlife doing any tech rituals

[little marten]

Bitch I use Apple Pay

[fossil oasis]

True that

[latent stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-darktide-sharpshooter-darktide-veteran-hello-chat-darktide-hello-chat-gif-2742873438399829862

[fierce cave]

Give me your apples then idk

[latent stirrup]

Epic embed fail

[broken cave]

give me your apple wallet then

[broken cave]

oh shit i got the red role now

[little marten]

I don’t have any apples 🙁

I was trying to sound cool

[fossil oasis]

Yippee :3

[fierce cave]

Then lack of apple wallet

[inland mantle]

One of us now sadly 🫡

[broken cave]

i eated them all sorry

[broken cave]

*one of us again

[fierce cave]

Me when I misinform

[little marten]

Hope you didn’t eat the seeds and apple tree will grow inside you!!!

[fierce cave]

Inflation

[fossil oasis]

Nooooo

[distant knot]

tho theyre not that really powerdense.
theyre incredible cheap tho wich is probably very good if everyone and everything is disposable

[jaunty path]

There should never be an IQ test to determine if someone can vote, THOUGH I do think there should be some sort of test determining whether someone should be allowed to vote or not. But I have no clue what it should be

[inland mantle]

[broken cave]

nah i digested them and the cyanide like it was nothing

[orchid skiff]

what if ..

[fierce cave]

Age test

[broken cave]

what

[dreamy shuttle]

Don't even remind me. Older brother told me that when I was 8, I was scared for my life

[fossil oasis]

Was just about to say isn't there cyanide in them

[fierce cave]

Inflation alert

[little marten]

Am I talking to an Apple tree right now?

[fossil oasis]

I have a gif for this

[broken cave]

i turned it into backrooms almond water

[inland mantle]

🤨

[fossil oasis]

I'm not posting it

[dreamy shuttle]

Which one you wanna, Red or Green, maybe Yellow?

[blissful kiln]

[fossil oasis]

It really is, I kinda hate it

[elder merlin]

Not that you can anyway

[jaunty path]

It should be a literacy test in my opinion, too many fucking idiots in this country to allow everyone to vote.

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Golden

[orchid skiff]

[fossil oasis]

Just another epic embed fail

[dreamy shuttle]

That cost extra tho, gold hard to get

[fierce cave]

This is a subject that I do not want to be included in

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[fierce cave]

Good day madam

[elder merlin]

Goddamn cabbits and their inflation porn

[little marten]

Personally I’d love to see what happens to media if we lowered voting ages to 12

[fierce cave]

[dreamy shuttle]

Inflation. Porn?

[jaunty path]

Honestly yeah no I'm saying that out of pure emotion

[fossil oasis]

Nooo, i'm not into that, but it's an inside joke for which I cannot explain

[jaunty path]

Justttt upset with the state of things right now

[broken cave]

[little marten]

Local politicians doing rallies in fortnite

[fierce cave]

UK virtual id

[little marten]

While I’m throwing a griddy in my xenomorphs skin

[jaunty path]

Unironically this would happpen

[dreamy shuttle]

Isn't that just enjoying balloons going up in air?

[fierce cave]

SAME

[little marten]

Queeen

[fierce cave]

We should play fortnite together

[fossil oasis]

These fuckin throat soothers are makin my mouth feel weird, like there's a layer of smthn sticky in it but like it's the only thing stopping my throat feel like sand paper

[dreamy shuttle]

Anyone above 35 is currenty decomposing, looking at chat

[fossil oasis]

[fierce cave]

Coom 🫵

[distant knot]

nothing really will change i believe. at least here where i live

[fossil oasis]

Nah, that wouldn't be as bad as this

[fierce cave]

Problem solved

[jaunty path]

My mans mouth sticky 🥀

[little marten]

next season hmu

this season sucks

[fierce cave]

Me you abiotic cactor

[broken cave]

[fossil oasis]

I have to keep drinking more water so it's not constantly like that

[fierce cave]

OH MODERATERA

[fierce cave]

Drink the thicker variety

[broken cave]

drink soda

[little marten]

mmm some nice thick sloppy water

[fossil oasis]

Yeah but it's not a drink that's the problem

[broken cave]

drink dr pepper

[jaunty path]

Oh shit sorry,

My theys mouth sticky 🥀

[fossil oasis]

It's these throat soothers which are like solid but like weirdly sticky

[fierce cave]

Embed fail

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[fierce cave]

We all saw it

[fossil oasis]

All good, thank u :3

[little marten]

the flint michigan water

[dreamy shuttle]

It was me

But ASgore didn't work

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Look at my banner

[dreamy shuttle]

I did. That's why I sent ASSgore at your way

[fossil oasis]

Can't believe they really called an Undertale character Ass-Gore 🥀

[fierce cave]

Not into ass unless it's my wife's

[dreamy shuttle]

Damm.

High standards.

[little marten]

nice ass

[distant knot]

do you like ananas pineapple on pizza?

[little marten]

🫃

[dreamy shuttle]

Aight my gifs just don't work, got it ;_;

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

[stark bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-400062707846796155

[inland mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[fossil oasis]

Yeah can't embed

[dreamy shuttle]

theirs too

[distant knot]

i. i dont know what that emoji means @fierce cave

[stark bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348491368221249578/1425607890260983929/when_you_dn.gif

[fierce cave]