#general-chat
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ah ok I sea
when are they rolling out the state mandated goth gfs

Can't believe this guy blocked me
💔
tommorrow
im not a lurker im a stalker
cheeki breeki i v damke
Hi
Hello
now
Uh oh


wouldn't it be funny if the beloved was actually TTS emperor (overused joke here)
Threatening aura (what am I looking at)
wouldn't it be funny if @fair bridge was my long lost brother
Gay
Freakytide
'Arbitrator Sesbian-Lex, would you care to explain what 'yuri' is??'
Say Lex 
i have seen at least one arbites named sesbian lex
Signalis reference
That would have been mone
guys i got bullied on league of legends
League players deserve bullying
say nothing
'nurgle gamer'
yo
are you racist?
first time?
aint racist, just dont like em
luv me emprah, luv me rations, luv me shoota, simple as
… no 😔
what role?
orkish and ogryn low gothic is apparently very similar grammatically
Bard
My nurglers
jungle?
no not really
do ogryns call them shootas too?
you deserve getting your head chopped for that
thank god i quit adc
then you lied to us
rank?
MFER
I haven’t played in like 8 years
id flame you too
say nothing
I think I got like gold 1 in my prime nothing special
i dont think theres any confirmed ogryn way of saying 'gun'
so bad
youre gay ofc youre good at league
i am not gay
True 🙁
??????????
@fair bridge do something
If being a happy fellow means I’m gay then by golly gosh I’m GAY
if being sexy is a crime then call me a law-abiding citizen
Model citizen more like
youre meant to moraly support your fellow roadmen
the true citizen appreciates the comforts
the what
these people gotta be running outta fucking ideas
rewdy isnt a roadman hes some next wasteman bruv
i got banned off of the lgbtqia fandom for being homophobic apparently
what fandom was it, I would like to get banned too
https://lgbtqia.fandom.com/wiki/LGBTQIA%2B_Wiki this one i think
i dont entirely understand how i can be homophobic when im bi
dont question it just have fun with it
shrug
Oh no. Anyways.
don care DON CARE
half-homophobic
I’ve been enjoying it. Got it two days ago
Gotta run hammer on engineer to blow up tanks
🙁
I don’t play dark tide
I play tabletop
So I’m only here for the minis and army’s chat
Oh so you're rich
Cause the real ones are too barcode
Ill give it a go later to see how much they reduced
Nope, I save muh munni
It was ridiculous before
I haven't even looked at all the xp stuff
It takes 60 hours of playing time on average to unlock all attachments for 1 single weapon
40, if you're sweaty enough
Ah, I see
I don't remember what the grind was like to perfect all weapons in bad company 2
Match Completion XP per min increased by 10%
XP from Daily Challenges increased by 40%
The XP needed to unlock the first 20 Attachment Ranks has been reduced.
If im looking at this correctly
They reduced 60 hours down to 20
Which is still kinda long ngl, but much more reasonable
tdlr
I'm sure there will be some xp grind servers out at some point
how about just give me all gear unlocked by default
Don't think they've ever done that before
battlefield more like rattlefield with all the babies playing
yeah they have, there were no unlocks in bf1942 
I never played 1942
I’ve never played a battlefield before and this is my first one. And it brought back OG COD mw4 nostalgia for me. Loving it
Will be?
Already since day 1
Lich I haven't looked around the game at all lmao
I don't even know how to tell what level my weapons are
Yeah just saying lol
I gotchu
Been leveling the sg9 which is a fucking laser
They're going easy on the custom servers since they don't want to upset the player base at this stage
They need a win, and they're having one
Nice
First smg
i see
After you kit it out
It’s crazy accurate even at long range especially if you burst
I wonder why muzzle velocity doesn't increase damage
I’m looking to max it out then nvo assault rifle and then kv9 (another smg)
based
When are they adding micheal jakeson
hehe
ow
Update: I emailed the guy from when I was in the military 10 years ago and I got a response \o/
aayyy lets go
you were killing people 10 years ago?
what type of people
you know the types
bad guys
nurgle is not my lover
when the american government tell you they're killing bad guys it could mean 20 different things
But Im in a pretty good mood now. We haven't talked in 12-13 years
exactly
everyone is considered bad guys
Mostly because he was reenlisting and I chose to get out
good guys don't kill other good guys
so true bestie
Kinda hard back then to keep in touch
bad guy by billie eillish
duh
mostly means browns
good shit
i love hash browns
dont hash me
oh.. ok.. you can love them then 🙁
I love brown 💜
sorry i think of you as a friend missus
you're gay though
thats all you can do
Racism
jump off the window and die right now
The best part about hashbrowns is when you mix it with jello and it becomes chewy like gum
i cant be racist i have a brown friend
i would survive
🤤
sorry, a maginificent mocha friend
im not white
kuh... this explains why you're still alive after my strongest attack...
my dick emmits anti psychic energy dawg
you wouldnt do shit anyways
thanks man
I’m not white either
now you are disinterested in shadowheart
what did i say about lying
I can make a twink out of her
.. sorry
🙂
elaborate
Are you sure
i dont see colour unless its games workshop branded paint colour
therefore i am white scars white™
you look like you sell drugs
I see Yellow, do you know what else is Yellow?
if by drugs you mean cry, and if by sell you mean, do it right now, then yes
so that's why you wear sunglases indoor
Game time
thats my dad
i do not believe you
oh yeah, a dude in my english class asked me what my favourite space marine legion is because he saw the shitty aquila patch i have on my backpack
A guy in my old class asked to get freaky with him 💔
the WHAT
he looks like the people you gun down in max payne that take the drugs
epic embed failure
I'm averland sunset
I shit mephiston red and piss rhinox hide
Death
||daltonic||
Your shit is now the consistency of agrax earthshade
thats still not as bad as you what you've given yourself
im at work trying to earn a living for us
i'd say it's more like waste wash to rustic
Same
get back to your wagie cage
the wind is in my hair and the sun shines on my skin, i am free
final bid to prevent the ork from tearing you in half
this is how i see @little marten #zealot-class message
Actual degenerated felinid propaganda, I am pleased

I'm having a wild variation in teammates. one minute, they're killing everything before I can get a flame out, and the next, they've left the objective to chase enemies that are already coming towards us, and I've been abandoned at the objective and I died.
Is there a way to find some happy middle ground? some way for players to learn how the games core mechanics, like cohesion and objectives, work? Even on Damnation it happens
mustard powder
why would players not fuck around in baby difficulties
if you want them to be forced to play with team you play where they have to or they die
Can you rewrite this sentence as tough you would like to be understood? There isn't a single noun apart from "team."
it's made of pronouns and prepositions.
Just white rice or to go with something?
Playing Ogryn all day.
Having really terrible teammates all day.
What the fuck.
ogryn I keep teaming with cosplay as walls and cover for the enemy.
darktide moment
white rice
what kind of white rice, long grain, jasmine, this kind of thing matters.
boiling or steaming?
shallots, ginger, carrots, mung bean sprouts, soy sauce, and whatever protein you want
I also think a stir fry is the way to go.
if I could do a stir fry for every meal, I would
or just steam it and have it with some curry, easy and good and perfect cold weather food
curry is good too
my shopping list is getting big
my wife makes the best lomo saltado, and the mains are white rice and steak with fries if you want something heavier
Rice
Also soy sauce
And fish
Seaweed if you're feeling fancy
Horus really doesn't seem that bad now that I'm listening to some of the lore 

He makes sense up until he turns to chaos, and for being the integral dude to the heresy they never really
Feel like they properly flesh that one out
the only bad horus has done was thinking he would have won against the plot device called the empruh
||the reason he joins chaos is stoopid, the reason he stays is even more stoopid||
thats what the 8 other primarchs said
also dont forget that all the primarchs have a 'superpower'-- gullyman could think in excel, lion had austistic sword focus, peturabo was the break and entry king, dorn was the stonewall, konrad could sneak up on batman, etc. Horus's superpower was rizz, and its why he was considered the fav son even over sang
but he was also a shit, we wont ever forget Isstvan V
konrad unironically couldn't sneak up on batman
Kurze wasn't really based on stealth, just blitzing like the Khan
Corvus is the stealth one
Batman is just an edgier cain if you had to read about his parents dying every time he gets mentioned
i haven't played darktide in quite a while and it seems like the game dosen't allow me to start the game with mods. Does anyone know if any of these mods have been broken by updates?
Decode_Helper
Healthbars
animation_events
custom_hud
KillfeedImprovements
scoreboard
you have to update the mod framework
but all of those should be fine
if you have numericUI that needs to be updated too
kks ❤️
If you haven't played in a while, why would you even try to run the game with all your old ass mods without even checking for updates 
He was asking us to spoonfeed information to him after he tried to run the game without looking on Nexus for any information first you mean
Why are you so angry over a guy asking a question
Because the answer is so obvious it's painful
Not to everyone
I disagree
im going to slash someones tires
Do you mod the game?
update them
i got no sleep last night
Does it matter?
i got to level 14 on VT2
Yes. Because to anyone who mods it becomes extremely apparent very fast that mods break early and often
WAR
Fucking FS always breaking the games with my mods 
(Game got updated that of course will break mods)
what's up with so many bad laspistol psyker players in havoc recently?
who spread that build
How do I actually install the Ovenproof scoreboard mod, I try to do it like others and it just breaks, and there arent instructions on the description that I have found.
Probably a lot of people spread the build cause laspistol is goated
Try not sticking darktide in an oven
you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH my fellow roadman
Ovenproof stopped supporting that so you may have to find a patch or fix for it. Check on Nexus or the modding discord.
try not sticking darktide in the wrong ends
Thats the scoreboard mod
get the patch
Ah just checked and theres a plug in
You also need the actual scoreboard mod too
last updated 2024 no wonder it doesnt work
to use the ovenproof addon
scoreboard so you can see how many ops you put down?
why didnt skinny fish just use the one from VT2
The same reason the bots in DT are worse
No fucking clue
Because "muh toxicity"
and how does a game from 2018 have better QOF
because they didnt want a scoreboard
I think furikake is traditional but I am basic white man so I put dark sweet soy, tiny bit of sesame oil, and maybe a lil chili crisp on it
I WANNA SEE IF I CARRIED ORR NOT
its better we dont have
Then you are specifically the reason they removed it
nellop straight up just makes the same exact video every day
well if i clear more hordes and elites with a fucking than the fucking pysker
then i carried
Lmao this man doesn't get a hint
Ah god why is lois griffin so hot😓
dfy
stat chasers being toxic is why scoreboard is not implemented 
man?
You fucked the hordes and elites 
i have a anti-corruption stat
Man is not a gendered pronoun 
oh nice smelter complex is in rotation
he fucked the roads and the men
i know, im just fucking with ya
lmao had a friend who didnt announce they had a scoreboard and posted it at the end after a "casual" game. downloaded it myself, sweated 2x their points for the rest of our matches, and they never mentioned scoreboards again
im not a stat chaser, im saying if my team aint doing shit but looking for loot, i will say something
they should bring back first edition
The only thing I want in the next update is a relic-blade like blunt weapon for ogryn
Only if she's put on a pike and not a flag
i want a biggerer chain ax
Thats the shock maul
what like a statue or something
Best I can do is another maul type weapon
it dont matter how you personally use it. It has been very toxic enough on VT2 players that it warrants removal
I gifted a friend of mine Darktide through steam and the moment he booted it up he is getting a constant backend error. He tried to verify integrity of game files and even updated his graphics drivers but idk if the fact he is on windows 11 changes anything

idk the best place to ask for help on it lol
i havent seen anyone be toxic with the SB
Shock maul half counts for that
first edition marines would tell you you're a wanker before killing you
real btw
whats the error? not saying we can help but maybe someone experienced similar and found a fix
Backend error is usually a internet connection problem. Is he using a VPN?
anecdotal haha
I think its better to focus on how your playing and how much fun you're actually having than whatever the other players are doing if its not negatively affecting you
just look at the class chats a year back
HUH
well it still happens
to be fair, both sides of this argument are pure secondhand
No VPN
IF IM IN THE TRENCH FIGHTING 15 RAGERS
Ah yes the classic "well I haven't seen anyone toxic so it must not exist"
and my team isnt playing team
im just saying
i think it help people improve and if your playing with buddies its a good way to help focus on the weakpoints of their play style
I dont know, I follow exactly what the patch description says to do and it doesnt change. patch was last updated Oct 1st 2025
What trench bruh, just stab the ragers in the dick, problem solved
i do!!!
That's a porn tag thing
U bad guy
Why are you stabbing people in the dick in a trench
TO SURVIVE
death korps of krieg tactics
I am home now so too late
Is your user_config file read only?
Gotta help your potential sisters
Why and how does someone remember a porn tag
goonpilled
I'm not sure what he's referring to lmao
I dont think stabbing people in the dick turns them into women last I tried
My dumb tag?
UGH dexter
Its rewdy
Lewdy
true....
nothing wrong with gooning, just overgoonin
Rewdys probably memorised e9s wiki
We should band together and yank off rewdys skin
Ip grabber
commissar, obliterate his balls immediately
isnt e6 the furry one?
Yeah
yes it is
Yes
idk know my goon lore
you're not slick
6 goes into 9
2 goes into 9
1 goes into 9
You stupid
goon lore??
It just says "Backend Error - Error signing in"
I'm having sex with your wife
like the websites and stuff
Rewdy was thinking of a different kind of kake, not the Japanese dry seasoning furikake
Thanks for assuming I have a wife i suppose
I dont know, I dont remember having to edit that with any of my other mods, Ive been using mods for a long time,this is the first one ive not been able to just work
yeah makes sense I suppose. does 4chan fit into goonlore?
Thats news to me
Ahh lmao
Not all kakes are made equally
no, its maga/racists not gooning
Ah that makes sense.
@orchid skiff I'm going to find you
/trash/ exists
Who is my wife missus
you cant
Theres goon boards lol
me
Hello just bought this game yesterday
I checked the comments on the ovenproof patch and someone said their game didn't launch because user_config was set to read only so I was just spitballing 
my condolences
oh yea, but mostly that
holo night
Hi grimm what do you need
huh
Ey it's very simple pal. The goon code goes a lil somethin' like this:
- Women light up the world that's why it's called broad daylight.
- What the boss says, goes. If ya wonder who's walkin 'ere, it's the boss, see?
- But most of all: be kind.
Have fun waiting for the refund
Damn what’s wrong
im watching emesis blue as i eat my foog
Game bad
Servers bad
Fatshark bad
Nothing the games great people are just cry babies
Dense is what his name says
i dont like women
it's actually not as horrible as some people say (except for the awful netcode)
Darkviperau reference
The game is very fun in my honest opinion
The fomo shop sucks ass
unless their vampires
Even with its issues
wdym fomo is the best part of any game
Still a very solid game
I really miss when goon was just a word for the henchmen in a batman cartoon.
i still use it in that sense sometimes
don't mention the creature
hotdawg time
language adapts and evolves. sadly
I just want a more detailed scoreboard mod, anyone know one that actually works lol?
No
i recommend the vermintide scoreboard plugin
No wonder ur gay you eat too many winnies man
ovenproof
asfhdgjfhgj
Language evolves into wank
Just like everything evolves into crab
I have tried following the steps in the ovenproof patch exactly and I cannot get it working
Is anyone else having an issue with ovens m
Mod overloading the chat
slaanesh shit
what the fuck has been happening while i was storing my shopping
Bro talking with his mouth full smh
you installed the ovenproof patch version?
You thought of the wrong kind of kake
We're plotting on turning you into living furniture that screams at the press of a button
.-.
wrong is subjective
I have the scoreboard mod working, the ovenproof plug in mod, and downloaded the oven proof patch and followed its insturctions and nothing worked
I played a few campaign missions and I really like the zealot with his hack and slash playstyle
Thats because its outdated
It hasn't been updated since 2024
Do you get a crash report? You can try putting it in the modding discord, they are pretty good at reading them
The patch was updated oct 1st 2025
Original version has been obselete
The patch still being updated
Just says a bunch of files are missing or invalid so I have to be fucking something up
Ah nice
oh yeah I love zealot too! hope you continue enjoying it. if you want you can look on gameslantern for builds and discussions about the game
Yay! Try out the ogyrn and psyker. Ogyrn has a lot of movement despite being a slow tank. You can knock non specialists over by just dodging into them
Very good trash horde control
Also remember to push
Beat small people to death with a stick
As ogryn
did you placed the patch files into the original ovenproof folder and overwrite them?
tip: poke the daemonhosts with a stick
I did it exaclty how its said to do, take the patch folder and just drop it on the Darktide Mods folder and let it override
Just joined the modding discord tho
But the zealot has cool asf lines
ogryn has some of the best voicelines in the game. trust the process
(even though all of the personalities are excellent)
But the aura
Ive been using mods for years, but this one just aint working for me
Just never joined the discord
that was good 2 hotdawgs
Well if you can't get it to work you should try powerdi, it is ovenproof's newer project and it gives a lot more in depth analysis of stats
Is there anyway I can change the personality cuz I would like my character to have more interactions with other players and I don’t see it often
Barber
^
got to the end of phage tree mission and a poxburster throws all of us off the map lmaoo
wait you can change your characters appearance post creation?
Yup
dude ive been resetting my character everytime oh my god
All aspects are changeable except the class
barber
yeah you like that meat in ur muf
shit happens
i love my 4 trappers in the late morning
-.- go back to yo goon cave dawg
lmaoo
Just had 2 back to back games as Vet where the 3 other players where Psykers
Which was weird
No competition for the ammo and grenades tho so 
i don't masturbate
i'm not impure like you
3 zealots
1 psyker
yeah my ass dude

That doesn't sound as bad tbh
again, you cannot
there is nothing
lore wise implications would suggest otherwise. gameplay wise it's fine since zealots are mostly melee based
hey look its the eldar simp girlyman
the realm of ultramar?
what would a discord dedicated to the ultramarines even talk about
robert quill man
the codex?
eldar women (and femboys, possibly)
as a custodes main i have access to all the inner circle secrets
(it is well known that no eldar can be masculine)
i wish staves didnt all have stupid ass charge time
thats just the primearch
Mandrakes are kind of masculine for Eldars
kill all aeldar
fair point
i want a lil Watcher in the Dark :]
behead aeldar
they silly
orbital strike all craftworlds
actually dont kill all eldar cuz then gw won't have a convenient plot device to revive one of the important characters
NUH UH
i would be much rather happier if eldar got eaten by tyranids
whats the fallen?.... hm?
what about Robin Williams eldars?
the Aeldar lost all their aura as soon as the War in Heaven ended
Where
which btw
behind the commissary
the title is lost
boof weed 🐀
War in Heaven is the most gangster name you can give a conflict
the best thing the aeldari did was invent slaanesh so they could mostly die
aeldar mechs look like doodoo too
how do you as a society exist for eons but have doodoo mechs
the tau exist for an incomprehensibly smaller fraction of time and they have baller mechs
nah they're still not japan level mechs
stellaris flashbacks
japan still has all the good stuff, the west has
(xenophobic militarist empire stuck between two fallen empires)
and rail guns
and sonic cannons
mech aint shit if we can just blow the whole cockpit out in a single AI aimed shot
SONIC?
no you furry back to your cave
yeah but like
that's no good
it also has railguns
but sonic :[
also mechs are nice but imperium has walking city titan mechs
tau have japan reality bending mechs while the imperium is stuck with logistical anomalies
lmao the imperium got so powerful they had to nerf themselves
otherwise entire galactic collapse
which are very scary until you remember you can one shot it
i remember the christmas special of that
tau having an existencial crisis when they find out an imperial titan is older than their entire empire
not this again
yes this again
they dont care about that
i mean granted i dont HATE the tau
genestealer shadowsword my beloved
i just find that particular thing funny
all my homies HATE the imperium
T'au do not perform ancestor worship
workers rights for all
they were scared someone would go through the torture of being subjugated to that pain for that much time
what ancestors
yo' momma
the tau know they're newer
do you have a better idea than the imperium, perchance 
i will be glad to hear it
let the hive mind eat everything
is there no one playing campaigns? im at campaign four and i cant find a single party
"omg it's older than our entire civilisation, now watch that manta do it's thing"
the emperor was already 43k years old when the tau made their empire
Buh?
kill
or is everyone playing it solo
true
40 T'au drift in sideways in a FISH OF FURY and wipe out half battallion in seconds
then it'll just be necrons and tyrannids
Trajann Valoris was 5k years old when the first tau tadpole walked on land
okay what about orks
i saw people got mad at a Space marine head box that had asian heads and they thought it was female heads and called it woke
humiliating
Weren't orks literally made to kill the necrons though (krorks, at least)
orks don't stand a chance against necrons
Idk vro. Maybe they are just in higher difficulties, or the new players aren't on rn..
Darktide has a medium, but dedicated fanbase
ah right. they got stupid
krorks are an entire different ball game
yeah they do, bc they believe it
thats all fatshark games tbf
Bruh
so its true
not how that works
people glaze orks so hard lmao
yuh huh
me when i can't remember 40k lore
dayum guess i just gotta get good and run it solo with bots
thank u
because thematically orks are peak warhammer
my uncle does
idk any lore besides the warp thing
i fucking hate unity so much
they're peak wargame in anything they exist
People usually hang around malice and above
that they are, just as much the face of 40k as ultramarines are
reactionaries are both racist and misogynistic; simple as.
fr
the fucking editor casually taking up 50% of my memory
<< Rick Sanchez after the relationship wht the Hivemind ended
whats that haha i probably cant join cause im only lv4 lol
Space King type reaction.
"NO, GIRLS, ALLOWED!"
they have cool lore, and are hysterical dont get me wrong but the whole WAAAGH! warp thing is pretty out there
and reactionaries don't get the messaging from that either.
Second unlockable difficulty
does the mind thing include the warp or?
its warp energy
Yeah, it was a passage from a admech looking over ork weaponry-- they said "it shouldn't work, but it does"
No, Flashgitz 100% meant they hate female space marines as an idea. Have you seen their other cartoons?
just like the whole girlyman thing with the elf, meme lore became heavier than real lore
mhm?
lion better
its a psychic field warps create on their own that surrounds them
But people forget that using ork weaponry on ttrpg, you have to roll to see if the gun explodes in your face or not lmao
reminder that orks are pretty much just mushrooms
counterpoint: mushrooms are fucking rad
mushrooms are cooler than alien technology imo
the worlds largest communication system is mycelium and can influence bioshperes across the world
it might just be my interpretation that it was supposed to suggest that the orks being mushrooms was a weakness
even including tree root systems
Just wait till evening or join the US servers where all the unemployed gather around
my apologies if i understood it wrong
its the best advantage you could ask for if your society exists only to fight
lol sounds good
agreed, Lion > Girlyman
somehow still no one
DAs should have been the posterboys for the imperium, even Horus was scared to fight them during the heresy
tism over simping
bruh if we could weaponize tism we'd easily take over the galaxy
he made it an art form
accomplishments wise girlyman is the better girl
how?
wym how?
he aint do shit but make a book
lion woke tf up fought angron and brought his legion together
you one of them Warhammer 69: Horus Orthodoxy
readers
lmao and also, during the imperium secundum, saved Ultramar
Wait we talking about Horus Heresy?
no its a 40k
dornian heresy is a better story than HH
oh you wanna talk about what they did after waking up?
Smh my head, what's next?
Warhammer 420 😔
girlyman the best desk operator, but i'd want Lion on my side in a battle 10/10 times especially if i have inner circle status
lmao finally mastered the art of squat-slide on the Mourningstar, giggling like an idiot rn 
depends on the battle
yeah a legal battle girlyman wins for sure
if its something that will last long you'd want gorillaman
BRO WAS IN STASIS
?
dude took a nap and woke up feeling better, being much more reasonable. relatable dad energy af
what does that have to do with tactics and leading an army
girlyman had a stasis meaning his mind and body werent aging, while lion ws slowly ageing and sorta growing stronger
meaning girlyman has a better chace of winning any fight because he didnt age
Also girlyman may have made the codex but every single chapter modelled after Lion's tactical setup lmao
even Horus was like "yo write this down WRITE THIS DOWN"
my DAs dont fullyy follow the codex
just the tactics but they get to go home and see family
I was gonna disagree but I remembered a chaos marine giving him a little trouble when he woke up
Eventually he did end up shmooving on angron though iirc
lmao and a random ass space wolf chapter master would have beheaded Girlyman with an attack that was considered perfect, but Lion caught it at the last minute with his hand
Lion is just him
lion el johnson when an aberrant caves his head in with a street sign
Lion is autism incarnate
the lion doesnt concern himself with the opinions of Space Wolves.
Girlyman would win a legal battle but lose his mind over the actual arguments
thats why hes a better leader and primarch than girlyman
who stole the spotlight from Lion
He is only a good leader after waking up
He was actually genuienly a dogshit leader
he scared horus
Dante was about to get beheaded and Lion showed up and threw hands, even calgar was like "oh thank the emperor"
he had to beg gorillaman not to wipeout his legion once 
autism
He does wnd up doing a good job at ot
Recruits his wayward sons
So now we have the risen
the realest 'tist, took a nap and ate some food and locked in
also the rock > the phalanx
Bro got some dino nuggets and finished his math homework
also the DAs just have better characters
and the way termies act
Azrael dope af, I cant even name an important blueberry outside of Calgar and that one OC some dude paid a million dollars for every artist to paint
"Cato please shut the fuck up"
And then mallum caedo breathing heavily in the background
he's the most mid character with main character syndrome
i just wish the DAs got their company heros box back
whatever this means, malum is game only
"I don't lose"
- loses
"Fuck"
hes cannon
and will forever be game only put him anywhere else and you ruin him
he's relatively canon
his accomplishments would make him the best space marine lol
hes playable in SM2 and might even get his own model at some point
yeah this fool does not know what fool's talking about
. HERESY HEARSAY
THE PLAUGES OF INSUBORDINATION
BURN THE WITCH
PAY THE TITHE
thats different shas'la has a novel
he screams "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in it
he? and i know what GW does with characters
ive been a warhammer junky for years
fool is gender neutral
thats why custodes the best legion
most unbearable fanbase
all that just to not play space marines 2
his armour is litterally in the campaign as dlc
You said Iron Hands wrong friend.
me when i dont know what im talking about again
You said Iron Warriors wrong, pal. 
you can't even accurately recreate Malum Caedo in space marine 2
Like his specifically or just the sterngaurd beaky
not even the helmet
imma be real Iron Hands need more love
Mr. Iron Hands is my favorite Primarch
They can use they hands
They do ;_;
space marine 2 doesnt have the leaves on top of the beacky helmet
Facts
you can buy his soulder pads and chain sword for the campaign
no?
whatever this is just meaningless ragebait
they should just make him the ultramarines champion
the macragges chosen
they arent getting it
I hope caedo crosses the Rubicon and dies
bro there is nothing about Malum in sm2
Not so that he doesn't exist
the rubicon has to cross him
But so we can go "he would have 1v1d a custodes and won"
And there would never be an antifeat to refute it
we can already do that
sms are so powerful they can die from surgery 
Yeah but if he shows up in a book later
he was doing 1 v 50's featuring a lord of change
again, he shouldnt
And he doesn't singlehandedly dropkick a lord of change to death
if youre gonna do fire warrior again
make the book about him
Have caedo run around in the warp with corvus corax
shas'la's book was just him telling his peers "fuck off im not like you"
and telling space marines "fuck off i'm not like you and im an atheist"
How is he playable…?
I don't think he is
You only play as Titus
he's not
My favourite part of sm2 was when calgar showed up
the MACRAGGES CHOSEN
I know. That’s why I’m questioning him.
And I went "woagh thats marneus calgar"
IM NOT TWEAKING
He’s probably confusing astartes mod
I KNOW THAT CHAIN SWORD
titties
He’s not. Is just cope because you can use armor / paint combos to “play as” Malum Caedo.
not even
his helmet isnt in the game
Nor are his weapons
my friend in another channel loves to throw the "average World Eater prisoner punched through a custodes chest"
Lmao. I stand corrected, I haven’t played SM2 in a while.
The dual fist guns or whatever
kind of
we do
Give Ogryns dual Rocks
astartes mod carries for both of these tbf
no laurels but there are sternguard beaks
Sure but I mean vanilla
My favorite moment of SM2 something. It was the first warhammer story driven game I played lol
And at that point the only warhammer game I played was vermintide 2
i want duel shedder autopistols
lmao the most ammo hungry build ever
You can put on a beaky if you want
Its not sterngaurd specific
still gonna be horrible but at least it'll salvage the disaster of a gun (in my opinion)
but kill hordes in .9 secs
But its usually something you'll only see sterngaurd wearing
Because why the fuck else would you have a beaky on as a primaris
i use it bc it shedds armour
We’ll get those once vet finally gets the heavy stubber from their class art. (Never) 
cause youre part of the consecrators and its a relic
Everyone's going to think you are an idiot if you show up in a beaky without a really good reason to have a beaky
and/or
fr
there are sternguard helmets though
beakys have the best sensors on them
even compared to mkX
Its still weird though
Ravens are ravens
lots of space wolf minis with beakies
This is UM yap
fair
you can play as different chapters though
MK VII and MKIII best helmets
i only have dark angels
Cause some dude said you could play caedo
bc of DA useages of them
bringers of judgement
YOU CAN YOU GET HIS SHOULDERS AND CHAIN SWORD
for titus
You should use # to make the text even more allcapsier
Doesn’t mean anything lmao. You’re still playing as Titus.
except not even that
they're not his
i swear i remember the trailer was caedos
You’re tripping pal.
im nott geeking
The geeker
his chainsword ws the same
You’re tripping. 
you quite literally are
maybe as a tribute or sum
theyre saving the Caedo fit for SM3
not evenc again
i didnt get sleeb last night
Ballum Baedo
Borus Beresy
that shit is coming out after Boltgun 2
just in time for Boltgun 64
Emperor warhammer and his 40,000 versus a heretical horse with 4 gods or whatever
With John Marine and his Primaries
Words of Vengeance? 
They had to beat the tories in those
Aye that’s the one 
does the lion really have lions?
No he lost them to the rangoons
The 2 missing primarchs went missing when they ate bad rangoons
it got more content yesterday
😔
No but Custodes like Herculanus rides mechanical lions into battle
ew
gold bananas
i think i hate bfgs
The space marines are supposed to be the ones with idiotic customs
Greek mythology references go brrr. Or something like that.
Vampire bloodlines fans on copium life support
Uhhh we're the talons and the lions of the emperor
All the more reason to install it 
ah yes, my space knights have greek and roman themes.
Im just glad that 40k has good games

