#general-chat

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thick coyote
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Or restart your game

fierce cave
rain tangle
orchid skiff
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when are they rolling out the state mandated goth gfs

rain tangle
fierce cave
fierce cave
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💔

fierce cave
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Chats dead

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Any lurkers about

amber delta
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im not a lurker im a stalker

fierce cave
amber delta
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cheeki breeki i v damke

fierce cave
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The stalker radio is peak

hasty sky
fierce cave
feral vessel
fierce cave
feral vessel
fierce cave
hasty sky
feral vessel
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wouldn't it be funny if the beloved was actually TTS emperor (overused joke here)

fierce cave
hasty sky
orchid skiff
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wouldn't it be funny if @fair bridge was my long lost brother

fierce cave
hasty sky
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Oh shit that's the line the arbites says

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I am the sex

tawny gorge
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brooo

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hehehe argh

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sex

hasty sky
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Freakytide

tawny gorge
feral vessel
shy sandal
fierce cave
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Lay gex

feral vessel
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i have seen at least one arbites named sesbian lex

hasty sky
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Signalis reference

fierce cave
hasty sky
little marten
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guys i got bullied on league of legends

fierce cave
tawny gorge
feral vessel
little marten
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yo

tawny gorge
upper citrus
feral vessel
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aint racist, just dont like em

feral vessel
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luv me emprah, luv me rations, luv me shoota, simple as

little marten
tawny gorge
feral vessel
little marten
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Bard

fierce cave
tawny gorge
little marten
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All lanes 😈

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But support

tawny gorge
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do ogryns call them shootas too?

tawny gorge
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thank god i quit adc

little marten
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Won and got S+

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Soooo

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Can’t be that useless

tawny gorge
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then you lied to us

tawny gorge
little marten
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No they stilled flamed me 🙁

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IRON

tawny gorge
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MFER

little marten
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I haven’t played in like 8 years

amber delta
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id flame you too

tawny gorge
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say nothing

little marten
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I think I got like gold 1 in my prime nothing special

feral vessel
tawny gorge
orchid skiff
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i am not gay

little marten
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True 🙁

orchid skiff
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??????????

tawny gorge
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if we analyze your dna

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LUX would be capitalised

orchid skiff
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@fair bridge do something

little marten
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If being a happy fellow means I’m gay then by golly gosh I’m GAY

orchid skiff
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if being sexy is a crime then call me a law-abiding citizen

little marten
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Model citizen more like

tawny gorge
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youre meant to moraly support your fellow roadmen

feral vessel
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the true citizen appreciates the comforts

feral vessel
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these people gotta be running outta fucking ideas

little marten
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rewdy isnt a roadman hes some next wasteman bruv

feral vessel
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i got banned off of the lgbtqia fandom for being homophobic apparently

amber delta
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what fandom was it, I would like to get banned too

feral vessel
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i dont entirely understand how i can be homophobic when im bi

amber delta
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dont question it just have fun with it

feral vessel
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shrug

lethal jasper
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Oh no. Anyways.

feral vessel
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don care DON CARE

turbid nymph
somber stream
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Oh they reduced BF6 weapon XP grind

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Noice

orchid skiff
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get a job

lethal jasper
formal mortar
opal raft
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I don’t play dark tide

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I play tabletop

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So I’m only here for the minis and army’s chat

orchid skiff
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Oh so you're rich

opal raft
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Cause the real ones are too barcode

somber stream
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Ill give it a go later to see how much they reduced

opal raft
somber stream
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It was ridiculous before

formal mortar
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I haven't even looked at all the xp stuff

somber stream
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40, if you're sweaty enough

formal mortar
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Ah, I see

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I don't remember what the grind was like to perfect all weapons in bad company 2

somber stream
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Match Completion XP per min increased by 10%
XP from Daily Challenges increased by 40%
The XP needed to unlock the first 20 Attachment Ranks has been reduced.

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If im looking at this correctly

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They reduced 60 hours down to 20

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Which is still kinda long ngl, but much more reasonable

little marten
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tdlr

formal mortar
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I'm sure there will be some xp grind servers out at some point

amber delta
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how about just give me all gear unlocked by default

formal mortar
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Don't think they've ever done that before

little marten
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battlefield more like rattlefield with all the babies playing

amber delta
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yeah they have, there were no unlocks in bf1942 thumbsup_ogryn

formal mortar
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I never played 1942

lethal jasper
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I’ve never played a battlefield before and this is my first one. And it brought back OG COD mw4 nostalgia for me. Loving it

somber stream
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Already since day 1

formal mortar
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Lich I haven't looked around the game at all lmao

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I don't even know how to tell what level my weapons are

somber stream
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Yeah just saying lol

formal mortar
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I gotchu

lethal jasper
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Been leveling the sg9 which is a fucking laser

somber stream
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They're going easy on the custom servers since they don't want to upset the player base at this stage

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They need a win, and they're having one

lethal jasper
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I have nearly 8.0 kd with it

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It’s good

somber stream
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Damn, which one is it

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The MP7?

formal mortar
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Nice

lethal jasper
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First smg

somber stream
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i see

lethal jasper
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After you kit it out

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It’s crazy accurate even at long range especially if you burst

formal mortar
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I wonder why muzzle velocity doesn't increase damage

lethal jasper
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I’m looking to max it out then nvo assault rifle and then kv9 (another smg)

upper citrus
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based

jaunty path
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When are they adding micheal jakeson

little marten
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hehe

tawny gorge
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ow

thick coyote
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Shamone

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🗣️ 🔥

vestal mantle
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Update: I emailed the guy from when I was in the military 10 years ago and I got a response \o/

arctic escarp
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aayyy lets go

tawny gorge
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what type of people

orchid skiff
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you know the types

amber delta
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bad guys

vocal hawk
tawny gorge
# amber delta bad guys

when the american government tell you they're killing bad guys it could mean 20 different things

vestal mantle
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But Im in a pretty good mood now. We haven't talked in 12-13 years

amber delta
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exactly

upper citrus
amber delta
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if we are killing them, they are bad guys

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because we are good guys

vestal mantle
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Mostly because he was reenlisting and I chose to get out

amber delta
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good guys don't kill other good guys

upper citrus
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so true bestie

vestal mantle
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Kinda hard back then to keep in touch

orchid skiff
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bad guy by billie eillish

upper citrus
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duh

jaunty path
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Billy eyelash

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Micheal jaundice

little marten
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i love hash browns

final herald
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Liar

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I love hash browns

orchid skiff
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dont hash me

little marten
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oh.. ok.. you can love them then 🙁

jaunty path
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I love brown 💜

orchid skiff
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sorry i think of you as a friend missus

little marten
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if its yellow let is mellow

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if its brown

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flush it down 💀

tawny gorge
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thats all you can do

jaunty path
orchid skiff
vestal mantle
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The best part about hashbrowns is when you mix it with jello and it becomes chewy like gum

little marten
tawny gorge
vestal mantle
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🤤

little marten
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sorry, a maginificent mocha friend

orchid skiff
tawny gorge
orchid skiff
tawny gorge
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you wouldnt do shit anyways

orchid skiff
tawny gorge
arctic escarp
little marten
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I’m not white either

orchid skiff
orchid skiff
arctic escarp
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I can make a twink out of her

little marten
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.. sorry

little marten
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Colour me curious

arctic escarp
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🙂

feral vessel
little marten
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they refuse!

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such teasing

jaunty path
tawny gorge
jaunty path
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Is this what you look like

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Gay.

little marten
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i dont see colour unless its games workshop branded paint colour

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therefore i am white scars white™

tawny gorge
orchid skiff
somber stream
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I see Yellow, do you know what else is Yellow?

little marten
orchid skiff
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so that's why you wear sunglases indoor

little marten
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i wear them to protect my identity

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unless you mean my pfp?

little marten
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thats my dad

orchid skiff
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i do not believe you

feral vessel
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oh yeah, a dude in my english class asked me what my favourite space marine legion is because he saw the shitty aquila patch i have on my backpack

fierce cave
tawny gorge
blazing hawk
fierce cave
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Stinky

blazing hawk
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I shit mephiston red and piss rhinox hide

feral vessel
sleek harness
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Death

tawny gorge
blazing hawk
tawny gorge
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thats still not as bad as you what you've given yourself

fair bridge
feral vessel
orchid skiff
fair bridge
arctic escarp
tired inlet
orchid skiff
little marten
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lmao

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not far off

lament vault
amber delta
orchid skiff
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what should i use to make rice tasty

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im going grocery

iron vale
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I'm having a wild variation in teammates. one minute, they're killing everything before I can get a flame out, and the next, they've left the objective to chase enemies that are already coming towards us, and I've been abandoned at the objective and I died.

Is there a way to find some happy middle ground? some way for players to learn how the games core mechanics, like cohesion and objectives, work? Even on Damnation it happens

little marten
orchid skiff
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if you want them to be forced to play with team you play where they have to or they die

iron vale
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it's made of pronouns and prepositions.

drowsy lynx
upper parcel
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Playing Ogryn all day.

Having really terrible teammates all day.

What the fuck.

iron vale
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ogryn I keep teaming with cosplay as walls and cover for the enemy.

orchid skiff
iron vale
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what kind of white rice, long grain, jasmine, this kind of thing matters.

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boiling or steaming?

elder hare
iron vale
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I also think a stir fry is the way to go.

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if I could do a stir fry for every meal, I would

elder hare
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or just steam it and have it with some curry, easy and good and perfect cold weather food

iron vale
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curry is good too

orchid skiff
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my shopping list is getting big

elder hare
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my wife makes the best lomo saltado, and the mains are white rice and steak with fries if you want something heavier

ocean widget
ocean widget
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And fish

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Seaweed if you're feeling fancy

pale shoal
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Horus really doesn't seem that bad now that I'm listening to some of the lore loregryn

tender horizon
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He makes sense up until he turns to chaos, and for being the integral dude to the heresy they never really

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Feel like they properly flesh that one out

tawny gorge
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the only bad horus has done was thinking he would have won against the plot device called the empruh

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||the reason he joins chaos is stoopid, the reason he stays is even more stoopid||

elder hare
elder hare
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but he was also a shit, we wont ever forget Isstvan V

tawny gorge
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konrad unironically couldn't sneak up on batman

stuck wasp
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Kurze wasn't really based on stealth, just blitzing like the Khan

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Corvus is the stealth one

ocean widget
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Batman is just an edgier cain if you had to read about his parents dying every time he gets mentioned

turbid leaf
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i haven't played darktide in quite a while and it seems like the game dosen't allow me to start the game with mods. Does anyone know if any of these mods have been broken by updates?
Decode_Helper
Healthbars
animation_events
custom_hud
KillfeedImprovements
scoreboard

grim spoke
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but all of those should be fine

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if you have numericUI that needs to be updated too

turbid leaf
lapis spear
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If you haven't played in a while, why would you even try to run the game with all your old ass mods without even checking for updates KEKW_ogryn

tawny gorge
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?

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he was asking about that

lapis spear
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He was asking us to spoonfeed information to him after he tried to run the game without looking on Nexus for any information first you mean

ocean siren
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Why are you so angry over a guy asking a question

lapis spear
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Because the answer is so obvious it's painful

ocean siren
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Not to everyone

lapis spear
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I disagree

ocean siren
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It's not obvious to me

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God forbid someone doesn't know the obvious

whole glade
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im going to slash someones tires

lapis spear
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Do you mod the game?

whole glade
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i got no sleep last night

ocean siren
whole glade
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i got to level 14 on VT2

lapis spear
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Yes. Because to anyone who mods it becomes extremely apparent very fast that mods break early and often

little marten
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WAR

thick fog
red niche
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what's up with so many bad laspistol psyker players in havoc recently?

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who spread that build

gentle cedar
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How do I actually install the Ovenproof scoreboard mod, I try to do it like others and it just breaks, and there arent instructions on the description that I have found.

lapis spear
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Probably a lot of people spread the build cause laspistol is goated

ocean widget
tawny gorge
lapis spear
tawny gorge
ocean widget
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Ah just checked and theres a plug in

thick fog
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You also need the actual scoreboard mod too

ocean widget
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KEKW_ogryn last updated 2024 no wonder it doesnt work

thick fog
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to use the ovenproof addon

tawny gorge
whole glade
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why didnt skinny fish just use the one from VT2

ocean widget
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No fucking clue

lapis spear
whole glade
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and how does a game from 2018 have better QOF

tawny gorge
drowsy lynx
# orchid skiff white rice

I think furikake is traditional but I am basic white man so I put dark sweet soy, tiny bit of sesame oil, and maybe a lil chili crisp on it

whole glade
thick fog
lapis spear
pale shoal
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I see

tawny gorge
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nellop straight up just makes the same exact video every day

whole glade
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then i carried

tawny gorge
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listen

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you dont have to explain anything

lapis spear
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Lmao this man doesn't get a hint

jaunty path
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Ah god why is lois griffin so hot😓

whole glade
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dfy

arctic escarp
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stat chasers being toxic is why scoreboard is not implemented KEKW_ogryn

whole glade
ocean widget
whole glade
lapis spear
arctic escarp
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oh nice smelter complex is in rotation

tawny gorge
lapis spear
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It's like saying dude

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Dudes can be chicks too

whole glade
elder hare
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lmao had a friend who didnt announce they had a scoreboard and posted it at the end after a "casual" game. downloaded it myself, sweated 2x their points for the rest of our matches, and they never mentioned scoreboards again

whole glade
tawny gorge
hazy stone
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The only thing I want in the next update is a relic-blade like blunt weapon for ogryn

ocean widget
whole glade
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i want a biggerer chain ax

elder hare
lapis spear
arctic escarp
fickle veldt
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I gifted a friend of mine Darktide through steam and the moment he booted it up he is getting a constant backend error. He tried to verify integrity of game files and even updated his graphics drivers but idk if the fact he is on windows 11 changes anything

fickle veldt
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idk the best place to ask for help on it lol

whole glade
hazy stone
tawny gorge
elder hare
lapis spear
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Backend error is usually a internet connection problem. Is he using a VPN?

arctic escarp
jaunty path
arctic escarp
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just look at the class chats a year back

whole glade
arctic escarp
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well it still happens

elder hare
whole glade
lapis spear
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Ah yes the classic "well I haven't seen anyone toxic so it must not exist"

whole glade
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and my team isnt playing team

elder hare
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your perception is your reality

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but it is not mine

whole glade
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i think it help people improve and if your playing with buddies its a good way to help focus on the weakpoints of their play style

gentle cedar
# thick fog get the patch

I dont know, I follow exactly what the patch description says to do and it doesnt change. patch was last updated Oct 1st 2025

ocean widget
orchid skiff
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U bad guy

ocean widget
whole glade
feral vessel
orchid skiff
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I am home now so too late

ocean widget
drowsy lynx
lapis spear
jaunty path
whole glade
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Why and how does someone remember a porn tag

elder hare
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goonpilled

drowsy lynx
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I'm not sure what he's referring to lmao

ocean widget
drowsy lynx
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My dumb tag?

ocean widget
drowsy lynx
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Lewdy

whole glade
whole glade
viscid fable
ocean widget
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Rewdys probably memorised e9s wiki

jaunty path
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We should band together and yank off rewdys skin

ocean widget
jaunty path
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Dumb bitch

feral vessel
whole glade
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isnt e6 the furry one?

jaunty path
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Yeah

feral vessel
ocean widget
whole glade
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idk know my goon lore

tawny gorge
ocean widget
feral vessel
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goon lore??

fickle veldt
jaunty path
whole glade
ocean widget
ocean widget
gentle cedar
feral vessel
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yeah makes sense I suppose. does 4chan fit into goonlore?

ocean widget
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Thats news to me

drowsy lynx
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Not all kakes are made equally

whole glade
jaunty path
feral vessel
ocean widget
tawny gorge
jaunty path
tawny gorge
little talon
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Hello just bought this game yesterday

ocean widget
lapis spear
elder hare
whole glade
feral vessel
jaunty path
whole glade
wooden creek
# whole glade idk know my goon lore

Ey it's very simple pal. The goon code goes a lil somethin' like this:

  • Women light up the world that's why it's called broad daylight.
  • What the boss says, goes. If ya wonder who's walkin 'ere, it's the boss, see?
  • But most of all: be kind.
ocean widget
little talon
whole glade
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im watching emesis blue as i eat my foog

ocean widget
jaunty path
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Dense is what his name says

feral vessel
ocean widget
jaunty path
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The game is very fun in my honest opinion

ocean widget
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The fomo shop sucks ass

whole glade
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unless their vampires

jaunty path
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Even with its issues

thick fog
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wdym fomo is the best part of any game

jaunty path
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Still a very solid game

tender horizon
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I really miss when goon was just a word for the henchmen in a batman cartoon.

feral vessel
tawny gorge
whole glade
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hotdawg time

feral vessel
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language adapts and evolves. sadly

gentle cedar
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I just want a more detailed scoreboard mod, anyone know one that actually works lol?

feral vessel
jaunty path
whole glade
ocean widget
gentle cedar
# thick fog ovenproof

I have tried following the steps in the ovenproof patch exactly and I cannot get it working

jaunty path
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Is anyone else having an issue with ovens m
Mod overloading the chat

orchid skiff
drowsy lynx
thick fog
ocean widget
jaunty path
whole glade
orchid skiff
gentle cedar
little talon
ocean widget
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It hasn't been updated since 2024

lapis spear
gentle cedar
thick fog
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The patch still being updated

gentle cedar
ocean widget
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Ah nice

feral vessel
ocean widget
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Still outdated though

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There's been updates between now and the first

thick fog
jaunty path
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Very good trash horde control

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Also remember to push

ocean widget
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As ogryn

thick fog
feral vessel
gentle cedar
thick fog
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weird

gentle cedar
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Just joined the modding discord tho

thick fog
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This your first time using mods?

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Or already know how to install

little talon
feral vessel
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(even though all of the personalities are excellent)

little talon
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But the aura

gentle cedar
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Just never joined the discord

whole glade
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that was good 2 hotdawgs

lapis spear
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Well if you can't get it to work you should try powerdi, it is ovenproof's newer project and it gives a lot more in depth analysis of stats

little talon
wooden creek
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Barber

lapis spear
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^

zealous viper
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got to the end of phage tree mission and a poxburster throws all of us off the map lmaoo

zealous viper
wooden creek
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Yup

zealous viper
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dude ive been resetting my character everytime oh my god

wooden creek
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All aspects are changeable except the class

zealous viper
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ive levelled up veteran to 30 like 3 times now

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no way

orchid skiff
feral vessel
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i love my 4 trappers in the late morning

whole glade
zealous viper
fossil oasis
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Just had 2 back to back games as Vet where the 3 other players where Psykers

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Which was weird

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No competition for the ammo and grenades tho so shrug

orchid skiff
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i'm not impure like you

fossil oasis
elder hare
whole glade
feral vessel
fossil oasis
orchid skiff
elder hare
orchid skiff
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there is nothing

feral vessel
whole glade
tawny gorge
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what would a discord dedicated to the ultramarines even talk about

feral vessel
tawny gorge
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the codex?

elder hare
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page. by. page.

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with highlights and annotations

feral vessel
elder hare
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as a custodes main i have access to all the inner circle secrets

feral vessel
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(it is well known that no eldar can be masculine)

rocky moat
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i wish staves didnt all have stupid ass charge time

tawny gorge
stuck wasp
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Mandrakes are kind of masculine for Eldars

tawny gorge
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kill all aeldar

feral vessel
whole glade
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i want a lil Watcher in the Dark :]

tawny gorge
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behead aeldar

whole glade
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they silly

tawny gorge
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orbital strike all craftworlds

feral vessel
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actually dont kill all eldar cuz then gw won't have a convenient plot device to revive one of the important characters

tawny gorge
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you're weak

whole glade
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NUH UH

elder hare
feral vessel
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i would be much rather happier if eldar got eaten by tyranids

whole glade
whole glade
arctic escarp
elder hare
tawny gorge
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the Aeldar lost all their aura as soon as the War in Heaven ended

little talon
tawny gorge
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which btw

feral vessel
tawny gorge
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the title is lost

feral vessel
tawny gorge
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War in Heaven is the most gangster name you can give a conflict

elder hare
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the best thing the aeldari did was invent slaanesh so they could mostly die

tawny gorge
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aeldar mechs look like doodoo too

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how do you as a society exist for eons but have doodoo mechs

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the tau exist for an incomprehensibly smaller fraction of time and they have baller mechs

elder hare
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its the weeb energy

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good guns good mechs but fold when in punching range

tawny gorge
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nah they're still not japan level mechs

feral vessel
tawny gorge
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japan still has all the good stuff, the west has

feral vessel
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(xenophobic militarist empire stuck between two fallen empires)

tawny gorge
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the west has transformers i take it back

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they dont have all the goodstuff

elder hare
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and rail guns

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and sonic cannons

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mech aint shit if we can just blow the whole cockpit out in a single AI aimed shot

whole glade
elder hare
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no you furry back to your cave

tired inlet
tawny gorge
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it also has railguns

whole glade
elder hare
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also mechs are nice but imperium has walking city titan mechs

tawny gorge
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tau have japan reality bending mechs while the imperium is stuck with logistical anomalies

elder hare
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lmao the imperium got so powerful they had to nerf themselves

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otherwise entire galactic collapse

tawny gorge
whole glade
feral vessel
feral vessel
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yes this again

tawny gorge
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they dont care about that

feral vessel
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i mean granted i dont HATE the tau

zealous viper
feral vessel
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i just find that particular thing funny

zealous viper
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all my homies HATE the imperium

tired inlet
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T'au do not perform ancestor worship

zealous viper
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workers rights for all

whole glade
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are people really getting mad over a SM helmet box?

tawny gorge
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they were scared someone would go through the torture of being subjugated to that pain for that much time

elder hare
tired inlet
tawny gorge
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the tau know they're newer

feral vessel
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i will be glad to hear it

zealous viper
opal grove
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is there no one playing campaigns? im at campaign four and i cant find a single party

tawny gorge
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"omg it's older than our entire civilisation, now watch that manta do it's thing"

elder hare
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the emperor was already 43k years old when the tau made their empire

feral vessel
opal grove
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or is everyone playing it solo

tawny gorge
tired inlet
tawny gorge
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then it'll just be necrons and tyrannids

elder hare
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Trajann Valoris was 5k years old when the first tau tadpole walked on land

feral vessel
whole glade
# shy sandal Buh?

i saw people got mad at a Space marine head box that had asian heads and they thought it was female heads and called it woke

tired inlet
#

humiliating

feral vessel
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Weren't orks literally made to kill the necrons though (krorks, at least)

tawny gorge
shy sandal
feral vessel
tawny gorge
whole glade
whole glade
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so its true

tawny gorge
elder hare
#

people glaze orks so hard lmao

whole glade
feral vessel
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me when i can't remember 40k lore

opal grove
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thank u

tawny gorge
whole glade
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idk any lore besides the warp thing

feral vessel
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i fucking hate unity so much

tawny gorge
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they're peak wargame in anything they exist

shy sandal
elder hare
tired inlet
whole glade
feral vessel
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the fucking editor casually taking up 50% of my memory

tired inlet
opal grove
shy sandal
elder hare
# whole glade my uncle does

they have cool lore, and are hysterical dont get me wrong but the whole WAAAGH! warp thing is pretty out there

tired inlet
shy sandal
whole glade
elder hare
shy sandal
elder hare
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just like the whole girlyman thing with the elf, meme lore became heavier than real lore

tawny gorge
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its a psychic field warps create on their own that surrounds them

elder hare
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But people forget that using ork weaponry on ttrpg, you have to roll to see if the gun explodes in your face or not lmao

tawny gorge
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reminder that orks are pretty much just mushrooms

feral vessel
elder hare
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mushrooms are cooler than alien technology imo

tawny gorge
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idk what youre countering

#

lol

elder hare
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the worlds largest communication system is mycelium and can influence bioshperes across the world

feral vessel
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it might just be my interpretation that it was supposed to suggest that the orks being mushrooms was a weakness

elder hare
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even including tree root systems

shy sandal
feral vessel
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my apologies if i understood it wrong

tawny gorge
elder hare
opal grove
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somehow still no one

elder hare
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DAs should have been the posterboys for the imperium, even Horus was scared to fight them during the heresy

whole glade
elder hare
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he made it an art form

whole glade
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only if lion was the main bad boy of the imperium

#

instead of gillyma

feral vessel
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i need to take my shift on havoc again 😔

#

i mean it isn't horrible but

tawny gorge
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accomplishments wise girlyman is the better girl

whole glade
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how?

tawny gorge
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wym how?

whole glade
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he aint do shit but make a book

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lion woke tf up fought angron and brought his legion together

tawny gorge
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readers

elder hare
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lmao and also, during the imperium secundum, saved Ultramar

ancient violet
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Wait we talking about Horus Heresy?

whole glade
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dornian heresy is a better story than HH

tawny gorge
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oh you wanna talk about what they did after waking up?

ancient violet
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Smh my head, what's next?

Warhammer 420 😔

elder hare
mossy solstice
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lmao finally mastered the art of squat-slide on the Mourningstar, giggling like an idiot rn KEKW_ogryn

elder hare
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yeah a legal battle girlyman wins for sure

tawny gorge
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if its something that will last long you'd want gorillaman

whole glade
tawny gorge
#

?

whole glade
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lion was just cleep and slowing aging

#

ofc girlyman has it better

elder hare
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dude took a nap and woke up feeling better, being much more reasonable. relatable dad energy af

tawny gorge
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what does that have to do with tactics and leading an army

whole glade
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meaning girlyman has a better chace of winning any fight because he didnt age

elder hare
#

Also girlyman may have made the codex but every single chapter modelled after Lion's tactical setup lmao

#

even Horus was like "yo write this down WRITE THIS DOWN"

whole glade
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my DAs dont fullyy follow the codex

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just the tactics but they get to go home and see family

final herald
#

Eventually he did end up shmooving on angron though iirc

elder hare
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lmao and a random ass space wolf chapter master would have beheaded Girlyman with an attack that was considered perfect, but Lion caught it at the last minute with his hand

whole glade
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Lion is just him

zealous viper
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lion el johnson when an aberrant caves his head in with a street sign

final herald
#

Lion is autism incarnate

whole glade
final herald
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Girlyman would win a legal battle but lose his mind over the actual arguments

whole glade
final herald
#

better leader

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No

whole glade
#

who stole the spotlight from Lion

final herald
#

He is only a good leader after waking up

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He was actually genuienly a dogshit leader

whole glade
elder hare
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Dante was about to get beheaded and Lion showed up and threw hands, even calgar was like "oh thank the emperor"

final herald
#

His entire arc after waking up is learning how to talk to people

tawny gorge
final herald
#

He does wnd up doing a good job at ot

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Recruits his wayward sons

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So now we have the risen

elder hare
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the realest 'tist, took a nap and ate some food and locked in

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also the rock > the phalanx

final herald
#

Bro got some dino nuggets and finished his math homework

whole glade
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also the DAs just have better characters

final herald
#

I won't disagree there

#

Most of the DA stuff is like

whole glade
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and the way termies act

final herald
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"We must redeem ourselves"

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Meanwhile the UM are like

elder hare
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Azrael dope af, I cant even name an important blueberry outside of Calgar and that one OC some dude paid a million dollars for every artist to paint

whole glade
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and their origin

#

is so good

final herald
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"Cato please shut the fuck up"

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And then mallum caedo breathing heavily in the background

whole glade
#

the boltgun guy dont count

#

everyone likes him

final herald
#

Tbf I don't dislike cato either

#

He's getting humbled from his matt ward era

elder hare
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he's the most mid character with main character syndrome

whole glade
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i just wish the DAs got their company heros box back

final herald
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They made his main character syndrome into a character flaw

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Its so fucking funny

tawny gorge
final herald
#

"I don't lose"

  • loses
    "Fuck"
whole glade
tawny gorge
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and will forever be game only put him anywhere else and you ruin him

tawny gorge
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his accomplishments would make him the best space marine lol

whole glade
final herald
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And the best tau is also from a game

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Doesn't matter

tawny gorge
cyan current
#

. HERESY HEARSAY
THE PLAUGES OF INSUBORDINATION
BURN THE WITCH
PAY THE TITHE

tawny gorge
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he screams "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" in it

whole glade
#

ive been a warhammer junky for years

tawny gorge
elder hare
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thats why custodes the best legion

whole glade
tawny gorge
final herald
#

More like.

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Cuh stud EZ

whole glade
dreamy shuttle
tawny gorge
elder hare
hazy kestrel
tawny gorge
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you can't even accurately recreate Malum Caedo in space marine 2

final herald
tawny gorge
elder hare
blissful kiln
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Mr. Iron Hands is my favorite Primarch

final herald
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They can use they hands

dreamy shuttle
tawny gorge
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space marine 2 doesnt have the leaves on top of the beacky helmet

hazy kestrel
whole glade
tawny gorge
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whatever this is just meaningless ragebait

elder hare
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just get the Astartes mod and you can make him

#

ez

tawny gorge
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they should just make him the ultramarines champion

whole glade
tawny gorge
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they arent getting it

final herald
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I hope caedo crosses the Rubicon and dies

tawny gorge
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bro there is nothing about Malum in sm2

final herald
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Not so that he doesn't exist

tawny gorge
final herald
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But so we can go "he would have 1v1d a custodes and won"

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And there would never be an antifeat to refute it

tawny gorge
whole glade
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sms are so powerful they can die from surgery whatthefuck_heresy

final herald
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Yeah but if he shows up in a book later

tawny gorge
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he was doing 1 v 50's featuring a lord of change

tawny gorge
final herald
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And he doesn't singlehandedly dropkick a lord of change to death

tawny gorge
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if youre gonna do fire warrior again

final herald
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Then like

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Hes weaker

tawny gorge
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make the book about him

final herald
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Have caedo run around in the warp with corvus corax

tawny gorge
#

shas'la's book was just him telling his peers "fuck off im not like you"
and telling space marines "fuck off i'm not like you and im an atheist"

lethal jasper
final herald
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I don't think he is

lethal jasper
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You only play as Titus

tawny gorge
final herald
#

My favourite part of sm2 was when calgar showed up

whole glade
lethal jasper
final herald
#

And I went "woagh thats marneus calgar"

whole glade
#

IM NOT TWEAKING

lethal jasper
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He’s probably confusing astartes mod

whole glade
#

I KNOW THAT CHAIN SWORD

tawny gorge
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titties

hazy kestrel
tawny gorge
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his helmet isnt in the game

lethal jasper
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Nor are his weapons

elder hare
hazy kestrel
lethal jasper
#

The dual fist guns or whatever

final herald
#

I don't think we have a sterngaurd beaky in the game

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No laurels

tawny gorge
dreamy shuttle
elder hare
tawny gorge
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no laurels but there are sternguard beaks

final herald
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Sure but I mean vanilla

neon agate
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My favorite moment of SM2 something. It was the first warhammer story driven game I played lol

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And at that point the only warhammer game I played was vermintide 2

whole glade
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i want duel shedder autopistols

elder hare
final herald
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Its not sterngaurd specific

feral vessel
whole glade
final herald
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But its usually something you'll only see sterngaurd wearing

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Because why the fuck else would you have a beaky on as a primaris

hazy kestrel
elder hare
final herald
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Everyone's going to think you are an idiot if you show up in a beaky without a really good reason to have a beaky

elder hare
#

and/or

tawny gorge
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there are sternguard helmets though

elder hare
final herald
#

Like if its a relic they'll be like

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"Sure"

elder hare
#

even compared to mkX

final herald
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Its still weird though

elder hare
#

Weird sure but not impossible

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Ravens prefer them for that reason

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Also quieter

final herald
#

Ravens are ravens

tawny gorge
final herald
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This is UM yap

elder hare
#

fair

tawny gorge
whole glade
#

MK VII and MKIII best helmets

tawny gorge
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i only have dark angels

final herald
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Cause some dude said you could play caedo

whole glade
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bc of DA useages of them

tawny gorge
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bringers of judgement

whole glade
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for titus

final herald
#

You should use # to make the text even more allcapsier

hazy kestrel
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Doesn’t mean anything lmao. You’re still playing as Titus.

tawny gorge
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they're not his

final herald
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Where is the caedo right shoulder anyways

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I dont see it

whole glade
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i swear i remember the trailer was caedos

hazy kestrel
#

You’re tripping pal.

whole glade
#

im nott geeking

final herald
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The geeker

whole glade
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his chainsword ws the same

hazy kestrel
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You’re tripping. thumbsup_ogryn

tawny gorge
whole glade
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maybe as a tribute or sum

elder hare
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theyre saving the Caedo fit for SM3

tawny gorge
whole glade
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i didnt get sleeb last night

final herald
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Ballum Baedo

hazy kestrel
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Borus Beresy

tawny gorge
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just in time for Boltgun 64

final herald
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Emperor warhammer and his 40,000 versus a heretical horse with 4 gods or whatever

elder hare
#

With John Marine and his Primaries

jade stump
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There’s a cool version of Boltgun involving spelling words, I forget its name

final herald
jade stump
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Aye that’s the one thumbsup_ogryn

whole glade
#

does the lion really have lions?

final herald
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No he lost them to the rangoons

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The 2 missing primarchs went missing when they ate bad rangoons

tawny gorge
final herald
#

😔

elder hare
final herald
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Why do the custodes have lions

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Thats stupid

rocky moat
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i think i hate bfgs

final herald
#

The space marines are supposed to be the ones with idiotic customs

hazy kestrel
little marten
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Vampire bloodlines fans on copium life support

elder hare
jade stump
whole glade
final herald
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Im just glad that 40k has good games