general-chat

[elder merlin]

Plus humanity is on the brethren moon's radar, so its only a matter of time before we get wiped

But thats just a theory, *** A GAME THEORY***

[ancient violet]

You know what I can prove it

😈

Just look at podcasters

[halcyon glen]

My generation

[storm mirage]

Yea idk how feel about it on one hand the necromorphs designs in bigger environments couldve been crazy but would it still feel like dead space

[elder merlin]

Sounds ass

[elder merlin]

Anyone with a brain already knows this

[green beacon]

avocado toast mfs vs waffle house mfs

fight of the century

[little marten]

It’s women’s fault

[zinc marsh]

My theory?

Y'know how in movies when the world's ending people either run or just accept fate and decide to do whatever?

Yeah i think women just have a societal trigger for that shit and it rang early

[storm mirage]

No it's mine I pressed the big red button

[zinc marsh]

-# also lets be honest no one wants to be with the person that said "bro if i ran rome it'd never have fell"

[little marten]

I can fix Rome

[storm mirage]

Df does that even mean

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Nero 2.0

[zinc marsh]

bro you cant even fix your sink

[little marten]

It’s not broken

[fierce cave]

Anyone got abiotic factor?

I'm so lonely

[little marten]

I do yeah

[fierce cave]

Wanna join?

I'm at reactors rn

[little marten]

Cooking dinner soz

[fierce cave]

Got a base n everything

[zinc marsh]

sorry i was clip farming

[fierce cave]

Later

[little marten]

Never apologise for gunning me down homie

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

sorry i'm part canadian

[ancient violet]

Yeah it's called desperation 😈

[zinc marsh]

I'm not actually apologetic i'm just sorry

[ancient violet]

Like a fish flailing one last time

[little marten]

Women ey! Can’t live with em can’t live without em!!!

[orchid skiff]

..

[elder merlin]

Lets be honest, why would you wanna deal with an emotionally stunted or dead man who doesnt see you as a human, when you can just shop on bad dragon and get better results?

[zinc marsh]

We can still sometimes read their texts 😔

[ancient violet]

I just hope the generation that constantly complains about their wife dies off soon 🙏

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

I wish we were neighbours

[fierce cave]

Man this women sucks

[little marten]

We could lend each other Tupperware

[fierce cave]

YOU MARRIED THER

[zinc marsh]

"bro my wife sucks at cooking 🙄"
BRO YOU MADE THE SANDWICH

[fierce cave]

Join me and together we will be cool

[elder merlin]

"I should get a new one" Bro, you're 99% of the problem in the relationship

[fierce cave]

And awesome

[storm mirage]

This is what we call thinking with the other head

[fierce cave]

I'm lesbian unfortunately

[tawny gorge]

no lol

[fierce cave]

[storm mirage]

Should still get the joke either way

[elder merlin]

We literally just discussed this, keep scrolling

[tawny gorge]

they were going to make a 4

thats all you need to disprove that

[elder merlin]

But they didnt, so fuck 'em

[storm mirage]

I already said that

[elder merlin]

Isaac is dead either way now

[tawny gorge]

so you know the truth

[zinc marsh]

"Jenny would never treat me like this 🙄"
JENNY HAS PTSD AND STOCKHOLM SYNDROM

[elder merlin]

I wish i could be a lesbian, being a dude sucks

[fierce cave]

Lesbian isn't a sex

It's a way of sex

[jaunty path]

Lesbian gender

[storm mirage]

It is what it is far as I'm concerned Issac is just casually floating in space limbo watching earth get devoured

[elder merlin]

Still sounds cooler than bein a dude

[upper parcel]

It's 2025, just stop being a dude, idk.

[tawny gorge]

nah the storyline suffered variations during dead space 3's development itself

imo

it was doomed from the start

isaac's story ends in 2

[hazy kestrel]

Now we’re cooking with fire

[zinc marsh]

That or Jenny is a repressed housewife who just chainsmokes their husband's life savings away while hiding a knife under the pillow ala Family Guy Bonny Swan™

[fierce cave]

@little marten fishing ink fish

For black oil

[ancient violet]

Nah it's 100%

[fierce cave]

100% of the time

I love having a wife

[ancient violet]

Don't worry, soon the boomers will die off and we will be free 🙏

[fierce cave]

Legally

[zinc marsh]

bro isn't that just the plot of signalis

[storm mirage]

I didn't mind the story of 3 but I feel like it was missing something

[elder merlin]

Probably, i was just giving a little leeway cause no one is perfect, but when you're an emotionally stunted man baby incapable of common decency and self reflection, yeah, 100% is fair

[hazy kestrel]

But not from the economy they ruined

[ancient violet]

Oh fuck I forgot about the Gen Xers 😔

[tawny gorge]

Carver's story is rushed

they should have given him 3

[storm mirage]

It felt like it

[tawny gorge]

he survived his own outbreak the content was there

[elder merlin]

Wish they would all die off faster, them and their children

[ancient violet]

True....

Wait

[elder merlin]

[storm mirage]

Boomers still hate computers let that sink in

[zinc marsh]

The Housing Market would never have recovered with the newgen scalpers treating everything as a constant investment that needs to be improved but never actually made livable, all while the workmen dont want to exist because they're breaking their back for shit they'll never be able to afford

But hey Home Depot is offering free electrical, HVAC, and Construction basics training in my local area

So i can just buy the 300 permits to build my own house
With blackjack
And hookers

[tawny gorge]

maybe get more money

[hazy kestrel]

As God intended, or something.

This is a joke, obviously

[storm mirage]

Just work harder or something

[tawny gorge]

grind and shine

[zinc marsh]

look god definitely inntended home depot to have free training in Electrical, Hvac and Construction basics

Why sell the shit if they'll never know how to use it properly?

-# also to be fair Hvac training can get you a lot of money

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/jlsvm-uxqVc?si=TXD9Pw9GZ0TMQWXH

[tawny gorge]

buy bolters

and resell them

[whole glade]

me when hot dawg

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

i'm going to assume either the link is wrong or the basic summerization of why r/niceguys needs to be destroyed (for better and worse) is important to god's intention for us to learn the carpentry of his kin (somehow)

[round mica]

guys guys

anna de armas is splitting with tom cruise

i am so happy

i still have a chance

[ocean widget]

everyone knows you dont have a chance with tom cruise nick

[round mica]

damnit

i wanted some of those sweet scientology funds

[ocean widget]

as if scientology pays tom cruise

barely makes enough as a fudge packer

[orchid skiff]

there's a lot of nazi killers in here

wait

it's the same guy

[ancient violet]

MB I think I replied to the wrong comment 💀

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

its the opposite

[tawny gorge]

Satoru Groomer?

[orchid skiff]

domain expansion : diddy island

[ocean widget]

no shit
thats why i said as if

[tired steeple]

what do I feel like doing

[civic otter]

killing 'eretics

[tired steeple]

maybe

[zinc marsh]

Domain Expansion : Doritos Locos

[weary lotus]

What is the difference between the 2 dif helbore lasguns

[orchid skiff]

i don't know..

[weary lotus]

No?

[wooden creek]

There are 3, mainly charge rate and damage. The hardest-hitting one has its bayonet doing a chop rather than a stab.

[sweet trail]

Sorry shouldnt have said that it could be read as toxic

[orchid skiff]

You're already reported.

[sweet trail]

I accept my just punishment...

[orchid skiff]

🫦

[sweet trail]

I QUESTION HOW JUST THIS PUNISHMENT IS

[elder merlin]

[upper parcel]

People should stop picking up grimoires.

Especially on Auric difficulty, shit is hard enough as is without missing most of your health.

[steady flare]

grimoire gaming

if you pick up a grimoir barrels may start exploding suddenly next to you

and nobody knows why

[upper citrus]

tf does this mean

[analog marsh]

I think they want to be a woman who likes other women.

[ocean widget]

paul wants to become pauline from the hit game 1981s donkey kong

[ocean widget]

no, fuck you, im going to carry the evil book

[elder merlin]

If only you could see

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Grass is greener type situation

[fierce cave]

Imagine not being one

[upper citrus]

im not even a woman

[fierce cave]

Skill issue bro

Shouldn't have formed x

[upper citrus]

on jah

[feral vessel]

how does one attain the convicts rank? is it just. stay in the server for long enough, or

[upper citrus]

yes

[feral vessel]

never mind apparently

lmao

[upper citrus]

just yap

[fierce cave]

The fabled 100tg message

[fossil oasis]

100tg?

[fierce cave]

Th

Fuck you

[fossil oasis]

Why are you so mean

[fierce cave]

Nothing personal

Annoyed today

Mb king or queen

Queern

[fossil oasis]

It's ok

[pseudo timber]

Woah

Big ah ear

[fossil oasis]

Cabbit :3

[pseudo timber]

The cabber

Howls chat feline today

[steady flare]

C viper released in SF6 and it has punched me in the gut with a wave of nostalgia for SF4

The game that got me interested in fighting games as a genre

[little marten]

🙈

[fossil oasis]

Good I think, watchin someone play Vampire The Masquerade rn

Hbu?

Also only just noticed the discord has an animated icon

[pseudo timber]

I'm getting ready to level up my psyker

Need to change her heretical name 💔

[low hemlock]

Tiem 2 make it Mildy Annoyed

[fossil oasis]

Time to spend 50k at the barber chairgeon

[feral vessel]

what is the freak's name.

[pseudo timber]

Meowskullsfeet

[feral vessel]

my fav zealot and psyker interaction gotta be 'dont touch me freak' while a psyker is reviving a zealot

[fossil oasis]

Peak!

[feral vessel]

that is.. not bad

[pseudo timber]

I shall..keep it then

[low hemlock]

[pseudo timber]

Thank you counsel

[fossil oasis]

My Psyker is just called Biscuit

[upper citrus]

[feral vessel]

good choice

[fossil oasis]

Very good name

[steady flare]

be lore accurate and simply allow the zealot to die

[feral vessel]

my psyker is called Artyom in reference to literally the best literature in existance

(in my humble opinion)

[fossil oasis]

I think my Arbites has the most different name tbh since they're called Shaggy

(I'm sure you can guess what the dog is called)

[feral vessel]

that's a lot more creative than my Dredd and Cupcake

might rename him Dderd

[fossil oasis]

I see a lot of people with dogs called Princess tbh

[feral vessel]

i mean yeah. cupcake feels more cutesy than that

[thick coyote]

buzz light-year.gif

[ancient violet]

Nah the best by far is the Dreamer and Maul 💀

[leaden granite]

Black out is the worst modificator in the game

It genuinely fucking sucks

[jaunty path]

SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

[fossil oasis]

I don't get it

[ancient violet]

"no beloved I can't figure out why the Oppressor hates us??"

"It's because you are an aberration that deserves only death"

"Well that's very unkind, my beloved thinks you should apologize"

"I do not apologize!!!!"

[ancient violet]

Have you tried turning the brightness up on your monitor?

[jaunty path]

I don't think that helps at all lmfao

[thick coyote]

Have you tried insert non helpful advice here

[pseudo timber]

Just use a flashlight.

Ez

[fossil oasis]

Flashlights on weapons are actually surprisingly quite helpful tbh

[ocean widget]

as someone who is blind as fuck IRL
genuine skill issue

[fossil oasis]

At least imo

[jaunty path]

Yeah your best bet is using a light source like a torch and memorizing the layout of the map

[thick coyote]

Preferably a good one

[ocean widget]

i dont need a flashlight i just shoot at stuff that moves
plus i can see decently well in lights out anyway so

[thick coyote]

Like Iags or Ilas

[leaden granite]

It does not help

[ancient violet]

Have you tried turning on the monitor first?

[jaunty path]

My brightness on my monitor is 20

[fossil oasis]

Oh fun fact btw, in Ventillation Purge, using Vet or Zealot stealth removes the fog while you're under the effect

[pseudo timber]

Shoot gun; make rudimentary light source via bullet

[jaunty path]

Turn off the monitor and learn how to play darktide blind

[pseudo timber]

Turn monitor off and play game

[leaden granite]

I do not think that a modificator that would require me to change hardware settings is healthy

[thick coyote]

Correction

[leaden granite]

• weapons with flashlights usually suck

[thick coyote]

Like iLas And Recons

[ocean widget]

mate you're just shit ngl

[leaden granite]

[rough galleon]

"smells like a daemonhost."

[ocean widget]

autoguns suck
now i know you suck

wrong reply but you get the gist

[leaden granite]

I'd rather play any other havoc 40 than any black out

[fossil oasis]

What's wrong with autoguns?

[jaunty path]

I don't mean to be rude but most of the complaints about that modifier are skill issues. It's perfectly fine to be unset about having no visibility

[fossil oasis]

I've not used them enough to know

[thick coyote]

Who the hell thinks Autoguns suck
Well brautos sucks

Infantry doesn't

[leaden granite]

The modifier's plain shit and it's not fun

[fossil oasis]

I thought Braced Auto was good for Zealot?

[jaunty path]

Well I've had fun with it :(

[whole glade]

I HATE UPDATING MY LAPTOP

[leaden granite]

I forgot these existed

[whole glade]

JUST FUCKING UPDATE TO W11

FUCK

[civic otter]

W11 🤮

[ocean widget]

fiasco

[fossil oasis]

Ew

[leaden granite]

I unfortunately do not have every single map memorised and playing anything than boltgun is painful

[thick coyote]

They are usable
And even then they get outperformed by Infantry Autoguns

[leaden granite]

I did not say that

[whole glade]

im not risking security risks

[ocean widget]

nothing
they're great
fiasco just thinks theyre shit

[thick coyote]

Because Iags are dps monsters

[fossil oasis]

Oh right

[thick coyote]

And the Vraks5 is THE dps monster

[ocean widget]

@leaden granite

[low hemlock]

y’all use W11?

I’m still on W9

[leaden granite]

Usually suck, which means I generalised, not said every single one of them sucks

[fossil oasis]

Recon Las has flashlight and is peak

[ocean widget]

i carry an autogun all the time on my zealot just for plonking bastards i cant hit with my sword

[jaunty path]

Eh? Use Flamer its one of zealots best primaries. I've been using bolter for killing bosses.

[civic otter]

Agripinaa Mk I my beloved

[jaunty path]

Aaaa

[whole glade]

well im just trying to not get malware and just moving from w10 so ill stop getting a pop up about it

also w10 support ended

so

[leaden granite]

The swap speed sucks so much on the flamer

[thick coyote]

But yeah I agree

[leaden granite]

Only reason I dont play it

[thick coyote]

Lights Out sucks

And I love them

[jaunty path]

Thats why you use the knife/pull it out strategically

[ancient violet]

Wait so you are telling me you would want to play Garden, Stims, and Rotten?

[thick coyote]

Hate Ventilation Purge though

[leaden granite]

If I could actually see shit, yeah

[fossil oasis]

I prefer vent over blackout

[outer tartan]

Lets make every map ventilation purge for a solid 72 hours.

[jaunty path]

Throwing knife is just a trapper/sniper kill button

Lets make lights out map wide

[low hemlock]

wha? ventilation purge fun with alot of red lasers everywhere feeling like
Laser Tag

[jaunty path]

Whats vent purge

Is it like gas

[ancient violet]

I think we found an M everyone 😏

[leaden granite]

Especially with the funni sniper mod

[low hemlock]

the fog from silent hill

[jaunty path]

Oh lol

[leaden granite]

I have no idea what that is

Or what that means

[fossil oasis]

Make Lights Out also apply to the Mourningstar

[ancient violet]

It's you!🙏

[outer tartan]

Oh god, not the silent hill fog!

[ancient violet]

Never change

[leaden granite]

As long as you're having fun with it

[ocean widget]

M for moron
M for motherfucker
or M for jesus fucking christ how blind is this twat

[thick coyote]

Sniper gauntlet is fun
Ventilation Purge isn't

[ancient violet]

😊

[thick coyote]

Vent Purge is also really map dependant

[low hemlock]

at least u can see where u going

unlike lights out

[leaden granite]

I find it pretty funny how personal you're getting over me discrediting a shit modificator

[thick coyote]

On maps like Throne side it's pretty atmospheric

On maps like Smelter

REEEEED

[ocean widget]

im finding it funny about how blind you are
not pissy though sorry

can someone explain how the fuck yall struggle with vent purge and lights out

only modifier thats easier is the one that reduces enemies

[fossil oasis]

Lights Out is awful, genuinely have ended up lost on some of the maps I know less

Mostly the smelter complex maps

[leaden granite]

Vent purge aint bad
And my monitor is shit so all I see on blackout is black on black

[fossil oasis]

Vent Purge is only annoying because it spawns 1 million snipers but otherwise its ok

[low hemlock]

if Ogryn can get flashlight on KickShotgun

then me wouldn’t hate lights out as much

🔦

[thick coyote]

Lights Out just strains my eyes
But I'm usually the one with the flashlight so the dark doesn't scare me

[ocean widget]

ah so i guess the two Bs make me immune to vision based effects
blind and british

[thick coyote]

Wouldn't play it for prolonged periods of time

Vent Purge is just annoying

Can't see shit

[leaden granite]

The scarce teeth glow yellow so you can see more

[ocean widget]

i just stab the shit and shoot the shit out of everything

[ocean widget]

you're thinking of american radioactive toothpaste
not british teeth

[jaunty path]

Same thing

[fossil oasis]

Fun Fact: British Dental Care is actually much better than American Dental Care

[jaunty path]

Bet you glue ur teeth back in

Dense.

[ocean widget]

oh nevermind it was a german invention not an american one
surprising

[fossil oasis]

British people take better care of their teeth than Americans statistically

[leaden granite]

Eh, it's the british who are discredited for poor dental care

[low hemlock]

Also, why is Ogryn’s only flashlight weapon is that one shot at a time heavy gun vro🥀🥀💔💔

[leaden granite]

You don't have to tell me that
Murican healthcare sucks balls overall

[ocean widget]

and yet you are wrong

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[leaden granite]

I forgot the proper word

[ocean widget]

but yeah radioactive toothpaste actually exists

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doramad_Radioactive_Toothpaste

[weary lotus]

Tips for "on overwatch" penance

[jaunty path]

I bet its yummy

[leaden granite]

And I didn't mean anything about the toothpaste

Uhh

Stereotype

[thick coyote]

It's also the worst Flashlight

[fossil oasis]

Which one is On Overwatch?

[leaden granite]

The running stereotype about brits is having poor dental hygiene

One of

[ocean widget]

use VOC with gold toughness
dont get hit

[thick coyote]

14 meters

[ocean widget]

complete a mission without taking any HP damage from melee

[weary lotus]

Complete a malice dif mission without taking meele damage

[thick coyote]

Instead of Ilas/Recon 28m

[jaunty path]

Brits just smell bad period

:3

[thick coyote]

Or Iags/SAP 18m

[fossil oasis]

I did it with a steath build and lots of extra toughness

[ocean widget]

if that were true rewdy would be attracted to british people

[fossil oasis]

And also recon lasgun

[low hemlock]

oh do the that repair mission Power Matrix Map (aka the fastest and smallest map) and try to traverse the map without taking any fall damage nor DO NOT get hit

use the stealth invisible ability on vet bro

[jaunty path]

Rewdy is probably a project moon goon

[leaden granite]

I can wholeheartedly say, that after working and living where I do, it's mostly south asian people that smell bad

[jaunty path]

@orchid skiff You a project moon goon right

[jaunty path]

Smelly asian women....

[fossil oasis]

Apparently you can also complete it if you die at mission start and no one picks you up through the whole mission

[leaden granite]

Them uber drivers seem to not leave their car for a week

[leaden granite]

I meant more the

Russia leaning countries

Closer to russia

[jaunty path]

Society.

[leaden granite]

I don't judge tho

[ocean widget]

Isnt that northern and not southern

[jaunty path]

There should be a deodorant that makes you smell worse

[leaden granite]

Should have said center or nothern

I've been up for 27 hours soz

[ocean widget]

Thats called sweating missus

[jaunty path]

Hm

[leaden granite]

I mean, just use fart spray as cologne

[low hemlock]

There is
it was the Limited edition Nurgle scented Candle

[weary lotus]

Hl-17-36?

[low hemlock]

ye that map

the one where u put three power cells

me favorite map of all time

[ocean widget]

Pretty sure that was gwyneth paltrows candle

[leaden granite]

Speaking bout nurgle

I liked whammer fantasy influence of the chaos gods more than I like it here

Because here it seems abysmal

(Darktide compared to vermintide)

Other than that ion know shit about the lore so don't crucify me

[ocean widget]

If you compare a bunch of shit between the two games VT is better in comparison

[orchid skiff]

not at all

[ocean widget]

Better bots, better cosmetics, better characters etc etc

[orchid skiff]

how did you come to this conclusion

[elder merlin]

Isnt it just as abysmal in fantasy too? The hell you mean?

[weary lotus]

The only 1 available is high intensity 😭

[orchid skiff]

i tried playing limbus company and got stopped by a game breaking bug in the tutorial so that's fate

[hazy kestrel]

Feelsbadman. Nothing hurts more than when your team is actually competent, and they damage the boss to the next shield phase right as you’re about to one tap it.

[leaden granite]

Refer to me saying darktide compared to vermintide

Because darktide is just nurgle

Other than that you got funni coloured enemies

[low hemlock]

best do on regular or better option low intensity

[elder merlin]

I just got here and i didnt care to look up

I still dont

[ocean widget]

I swear nurgle and tzeench are the only two chaos gods who actually get games

[elder merlin]

I miss old auric

[ocean widget]

Where the fuck is cornflakes in all this shit

[weary lotus]

Do lows even still spawn on malice? I havent seen one yet

[low hemlock]

i think so

[hazy kestrel]

Me too pal, sometimes.

[low hemlock]

Low intensity spawns are rare tbf

[ocean widget]

Shouldn't take too long to get one given the mission timers

[thick coyote]

Where my Slaneesh horde shooter at

🗣️

It's either the most beautiful game you've seen
Or thirst trap

[sleek harness]

Paul why were you pinging me at 7 in the morning

[upper citrus]

hi rat

[sleek harness]

Hello Saltzy

[upper citrus]

how are you rat

[pseudo timber]

I just had a plague ogryn knock off my whole squad and left me dangling 💔

This game is beautiful

[agile raven]

[thick fog]

They probably same people who just let themselves being hit by their charge

And not know they can block

[jaunty path]

Remember. There are over 2869278297 genders and its your duty and memorize them all

If not. Immediate execution

[blissful kiln]

oh yeah?

[sleek harness]

Playing Helldivers 2 for 2 hours straight

[blissful kiln]

name them all

right here in this chat

or else

[sleek harness]

You can't execute the executioner

[orchid skiff]

Why

[pseudo timber]

[astral basin]

Waking up. Back to work.

[jaunty path]

Sigh. I wish mean people would stop telling me to take a shower:/, Don't they know it would ruin my Aura?

We live in a society of Beta Males..

[astral basin]

Missus. Negative aura.

[jaunty path]

Negative is a good stat in balatro

It leaves space for one more clown...💜

[neon zinc]

Quick Q did they change how wiping auric storm survivor progression works?

Feels like I died at 3 cause plague ogryn pushed me off a cliff but it went to 2 cause I dont think I finished any after that

And now it 2

[elder merlin]

Read

[little marten]

Take a shower bro

[astral basin]

In fact, the skaven didnt read

[fierce cave]

Collect my pronouns

[weary lotus]

I DID IT

[weary lotus]

Rolling steel was the strat

[thick coyote]

Slenderperson

🗣️

[fierce cave]

Tbh should be slenderwomen

[upper citrus]

Having fun over there?

[remote jackal]

Bro find some new emojis to post WE ALL hate these ones

[low hemlock]

we?

[remote jackal]

WE as in EVERYONE

On EVERYONE'S souls (except mine) WE ALL hate them

[neon zinc]

Ok some quick hot dogs and darktide in an out 1 hour 2 maelstorms and to bed in an out quick adventure

[low hemlock]

hmmm let me see

[remote jackal]

5 hours later trying to beat Silo Cluster Havoc 40 with Pink and Rotten Armor modifiers:

[tawny gorge]

on everyone's souls except mine darktide's servers work flawlessly

[blissful kiln]

no

[remote jackal]

Do it

Or else

[neon zinc]

Probably yes

[remote jackal]

😈

That's right

No more Mr nice Unc

[neon zinc]

I gotta find a solid group soon to get that pesky true survivor title

[sleek harness]

One guy joined my game and didn't hug me

This was a bad sign

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shake-thug-shaker-black-ass-shake-gif-25873456

[neon zinc]

Hope you tattled to the comissar

[sleek harness]

No

Too far

[low hemlock]

me can hug ye Rat-Man

[sleek harness]

No

[remote jackal]

Don't trust the big man rat, he wants more than just a hug!

[low hemlock]

[sleek harness]

WHY THE HELL YALL KEEP PINGING ME NOW

[upper citrus]

how about me

[sleek harness]

Did I finally became a legend in this server?

[remote jackal]

Because WE love you 🥰

[upper citrus]

always been

[sleek harness]

I don't know you

[upper citrus]

i literally open this chat in hopes to see you

[low hemlock]

💀

[remote jackal]

WE ALL love @sleek harness

[upper citrus]

real ily @sleek harness

[hard crane]

foolish Skaven is foolish because they don’t accept our appreciation

[remote jackal]

On God Emperor there's not a single soul on this server that doesn't love @sleek harness

[upper citrus]

ill force my appreciation down his throat

[sleek harness]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[upper citrus]

you dont know me?

[sleek harness]

Expect Saltzpyre I know him

[low hemlock]

Foolish Skaven is ✨F A M O U S✨

😳

[upper citrus]

Who's we?

[remote jackal]

On @sleek harness soul we all watch him in his sleep

[low hemlock]

yea who is we?

[remote jackal]

🥰 🥰 🥰

[hard crane]

We like Nintendo Wii?

[upper citrus]

Maybe hes french

[hard crane]

like oui oui?

[upper citrus]

Mayhaps

[remote jackal]

Oh no... T-This can't be...

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-ruckus-uncle-ruckus-no-uncle-ruckus-dna-results-uncle-ruckus-why-lord-why-boondocks-gif-10628132944124823648

[hard crane]

maybe even Weee! Like they’re excited?

[upper citrus]

A fate worse than death

Sentenced to a life in france

[remote jackal]

God Emperor preserve me

DO NOT FORSAKE ME AT THIS DARKEST HOUR

[sleek harness]

Question yall

[hard crane]

yea?

[sleek harness]

Plasma or Arc

[thick coyote]

"hold on bro, I'm not ready"
" I don't know you, dawg"

[remote jackal]

You

[hard crane]

context?

Or no context

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

[hard crane]

plasma

[sleek harness]

Why

[hard crane]

arc kinda yucky after the hp bloat

[sleek harness]

But I don't like Plasma

[hard crane]

Plasma at least has a good primary

[remote jackal]

Recoiles rifle all the way 🗣️ (and also energy weapons)

[elder merlin]

Nobody reads, only responds

[sleek harness]

Paul

Plasma or Arc

[remote jackal]

Reading is dead
Billions must respond

[elder merlin]

Raiders

[elder merlin]

Plasma, i guess

[thick coyote]

I miss barrels event

[blazing ibex]

She Clandestiums on my Gloriana until I

[whole glade]

how long will w10 be safe to use

my fucking laptop isnt wanting to download w11

[blazing ibex]

then don't

do not entertain microsoft's nonsense

[whole glade]

how safe will w10 be?

like for how long?

[blazing ibex]

as safe as you can have it be

there are still people out there running 7

[whole glade]

so if i just use discord and youtube ill be good?

[blazing ibex]

dont see why you wouldnt be

just be wary of what you open

which, you should always do that

no matter what OS you use

[whole glade]

yeah but like eventually wouldnt people try and use spy/malware?

[blazing ibex]

as long as you don't carelessly let spy/malware in, there's no reason that should happen

meaning

browse safely

if something looks suspicious

[whole glade]

so just carry on?

[blazing ibex]

assume it is.

[whole glade]

until i get a new laptop?

[blazing ibex]

p.much

i dont even want to upgrade honestly

the prospect of having my ssd bricked by my own fucking os doesn't sound all that appealing to me

[whole glade]

i dont mind w11 i had to use it for school

but my home laptop i never upgraded to w11

i tried all day today

and i have low disk space some how?

bc my system and reserves are useing 75 percent of my storage and i litterally cant upgrade

[blazing ibex]

probably because it may not have fully downloaded but it is taking up a chunk of your disk space

that will happen with os installations

[whole glade]

it wont even install

[blazing ibex]

yep

[whole glade]

i just says install w11

[fossil oasis]

Stay on Win10, it's better

[whole glade]

i would love to

[fossil oasis]

If you're gonna go to Windows 11, consider Tiny11

[whole glade]

but im anxious nervous mess when it comes to stuff like this

[fossil oasis]

It's basically just Win11 but with most of microsoft's bloatware

[fossil oasis]

Yeah that's fair

[whole glade]

i just want it to update

and it wont

i couldnt even install it

i meet the mins for it

but my storage is being taking by things out of my control

[fossil oasis]

Yeah I think to install Windows you need an empty drive

I could be wrong

[whole glade]

so would i be safe unil next year without that shitty esu thing

next year being january

[wheat sphinx]

If only my lvl 1 friend could still find games on higher diffs when I host

I want him to lvl up faster and I gotta basically solo Damnation campaign games smh

because he made a new char

[ocean widget]

have you considered

making him play easier difficulties

[wheat sphinx]

he made a new char

he is already accustomed ot the game

[ocean widget]

sick

make him suffer

[wheat sphinx]

I want him to lvl up faster

[ocean widget]

awful

make him do the difficulty system

[wheat sphinx]

ew no

[ocean widget]

anyway which classes has he got to level 30

[languid hazel]

The devs should allow Arbites to take the shock collar blitz even without the dog :3

[upper parcel]

500 million fucking bursters.

What a mission.

[wheat sphinx]

Psyker

[covert hearth]

emperor protek

[upper parcel]

Burster, burster, burster, flamer, flamer, burster, burster...Endless waves of bursters and flamers.

[covert hearth]

he do i seent it

[ocean widget]

hes fine to level up by himself then

[wheat sphinx]

no.

[hard crane]

instantly shatter toughness on use

[languid hazel]

;3

[pale shoal]

Man

A lot of people don't do the objective

[fierce cave]

Me when

[inner nimbus]

man 120hz refresh rate on a phone is weird

[languid hazel]

Get a new fone?

[tawny gorge]

why?

been like this for a while now

[languid hazel]

What a an awesome name :3

[tawny gorge]

despite the rebrand the message remains the same

shoutouts @jaunty path

[ocean widget]

why are you a george foreman

[fierce cave]

Ham

Beef

Chicken

Cheese

All we're at peace until the cheese nation attacked

[languid hazel]

Because sometimes misspellings are funni :3

[ocean widget]

Darktide general isnt a place for your shopping list

[fierce cave]

Avatar reference

[ocean widget]

I dont think those blue fucks had cheese

[tawny gorge]

i'll have 2 bo o 's o wa er please

nd some crisps

[fierce cave]

Avatar be like

I mean

The avatar with fire water

[ripe tangle]

what’s the best kind of cheese?

also you ever just randomly remember something from your early childhood for no reason whatsoever and idk why but I vaguely remember as a really little kid watching several movies and none of which I can even recall what they even were lmao.

[fierce cave]

Cheese

[wheat sphinx]

My mate went from level 1 to 7

with one Damnation Campaign match

god dammn

[ocean widget]

Yup

[fierce cave]

Seems kinda gay

[ocean widget]

Any of em tbf

[astral basin]

Im partial to pepperjack and provolone

[ocean widget]

Just depends on what you do em with

[astral basin]

Im not a cheese snob tho

[ripe tangle]

for example, I remember as a kid watching a movie about a Sea Lion and I cannot remember anything about the plot just that it was about a Sea Lion lmao. I also remember an animated movie about a girl who became queen of a secret kingdom of cats and she became a cat.

[ocean widget]

You wouldn't have a blue on its own and you wouldn't have camembert without a good chutney and some rolls

[tawny gorge]

mozzarella

[languid hazel]

This guy cheeses

[tawny gorge]

its a bri ish

[ocean widget]

Cheese is one of the only good thing we have over here right now

[little marten]

dont be racist guys

[tawny gorge]

since when is britain known for its cheese

[little marten]

cheddar

[ripe tangle]

Britain is known for it’s cheese….

it’s home to like 50 kinds of cheese 😐

[tawny gorge]

compared to parmesan?

[tawny gorge]

are you british

[languid hazel]

Now I want some cheese

[little marten]

parmesan tastes like what id imagine ass does

[ocean widget]

https://www.thecourtyarddairy.co.uk/blog/history-british-cheese-introduction/?srsltid=AfmBOooUe-DV7rWUkjMsRBKco2GS6PUVaCG78xdMQ5lOattrxrEjrh6O

[tawny gorge]

ip grabber

[ripe tangle]

No, but you don’t need to be British to know Britain is famous for several known kinds of cheese.

[little marten]

wensleydale

[ocean widget]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses

[little marten]

red leicster

[languid hazel]

As someone who has eaten ass before, parmesan is worse /joking

[tawny gorge]

no you're bri ish

[ripe tangle]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A&pp=ygUYbW9udHkgcHl0aG9uIGNoZWVzZSBzaG9w

[little marten]

do you recommend the former?

[fierce cave]

Lester the molester

[tawny gorge]

you're falling for the ragebait for no reason

you have to be an undercover brit

[fierce cave]

I be British

[little marten]

north south east west?

[ripe tangle]

I’m definetly not British lmao.

[tawny gorge]

i don't believe you

[ocean widget]

Worse
She's welsh

[languid hazel]

Yes :3

do note I am genuinely joking. I’ve never eaten cheeks before. Have eaten parmesan and it’s… okay.

[tawny gorge]

wtf

[little marten]

thank you for your service

HAHAHA WELSH

[ripe tangle]

Whenever I think of Brits and cheese though I think of Wallace and Gromit.

[tawny gorge]

can you speak welsh?

[astral basin]

Oml not Wallace n grommit

[ocean widget]

I mean to be fair wallace and gromit did save cheese from collapse

[little marten]

dim

[languid hazel]

The british invented the moon to safeguard their cheeses from the French

[ripe tangle]

Why would I know Welsh?!

I’m not from Wales…

[ocean widget]

Wensleydale got a huge boost in sales because of wallace and gromit

[tawny gorge]

the only good thing to come out of bri ain

that and the funny roadmen

people of the road

[ocean widget]

[languid hazel]

And tanks

[tawny gorge]

and tanks

true

[ripe tangle]

what about Warhammer?

[little marten]

im not super keen on wensleydale but if u get the wensleydale and cranberry cheese and have that with the hovis biscuits in the jacobs cracker box its basically cheesecake

[ripe tangle]

it came from Britain

[tawny gorge]

absolutely not

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[tawny gorge]

thats a reason to nuke bri ain

[languid hazel]

Tanks my beloved ❤️

Signed: a gal with a special interest in tanks :3

[ocean widget]

Go, steal a tank

[ripe tangle]

are you Yukari Akiyama?

[little marten]

Don’t nuke Britain thanks

[stark bobcat]

Opposite day

[little marten]

Ahhh!!!

[stark bobcat]

💥

[languid hazel]

Who?

[tawny gorge]

this is revenge for what the bri ish did to hiroshima

[little marten]

Don’t hate on Britain until you’ve met Big Ben okay

[languid hazel]

I already have! I have thirteen tanks sitting in my lawn right now :3

[ripe tangle]

autistic girl from the anime Girls und Panzer who has a special interest in Tanks.

[tawny gorge]

is that a roadman

man of the road

[little marten]

Ex cockney geezer

[languid hazel]

I need to watch that. Is it any good?

[little marten]

Loves a bit of sniff

[ripe tangle]

it’s good yeah

[tawny gorge]

cocaine addict

[little marten]

That’s most of the south east

[ocean widget]

Big ben is the bell in the elizabeth tower

[tawny gorge]

i wanted to make fun of this but technically we all come from cock

[ripe tangle]

it’s a sports anime in a universe where nonlethal Armored Warfare is regarded the same way as like… Girl’s WaterPolo or Volleyball.

if that makes sense

[little marten]

I’m an unofficial cockney tbf

[ocean widget]

Fym non lethal armoured warfare

[tender horizon]

If you like tanks yeah it's pretty good tbh

[ripe tangle]

It makes sense if you watch the anime

[tawny gorge]

it's spokkon

[little marten]

Not a cocaine addict -yet-

But that’s what my thirties are for

[ocean widget]

My guy
If you get directly hit by a tank shell you are dead

[astral basin]

Join me in the south. We have meth

[little marten]

Portsmouth?

[tawny gorge]

what else could havingin a bit of a sniff mean connor mcgregor

[astral basin]

The US

[ocean widget]

Probably how he pronounces spiff

[ripe tangle]

How many Floridamen does it take to consume one Meth?

[tawny gorge]

so called first world dwellers when they see their first crack cocaine den (they're taking it in broad daylight)

[little marten]

Only way I’d ever go to the us is to have a small piece of land where I could sit on the porch with my shotgun and look out at the rockies in the distance

What a life

I’d probably blow my brains out shortly after because I’d peaked

[fierce cave]

By one meth how much

[astral basin]

One florida baby

[fierce cave]

One ounce

One brick

One lb?

[tawny gorge]

still in the womb?

[little marten]

Are u Welsh gurl?

[ripe tangle]

all of the above

[fierce cave]

A brick of meth

[tawny gorge]

so can you speak it

[little marten]

Must be from angelsy 💀

[fierce cave]

I'm British

[tawny gorge]

the sister of bottle is hiding

[little marten]

Which part compass wise

[tawny gorge]

her welsh bri ish origins

[fierce cave]

It's 00:00

[little marten]

Bet like Lincoln or something lol

[fierce cave]

I am the eternal one

[ripe tangle]

Na, iaith ffug yw'r Gymraeg

[little marten]

Dim

[tawny gorge]

if you come to these endz you're finished

why do roadmen talk worse than orkz

@ocean widget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upjm1g_z404

[little marten]

wagwan

[tawny gorge]

"my momsy and pop are piseeeeeeeeeed bruv"

[little marten]

uh

bare p's bro

[tawny gorge]

i miss the chris chan fighting with his dad meme

[fierce cave]

Ill tell you what bruv

I'm gonna rip ya spine out and jiggle it

[little marten]

some dizzy yute cuz

[tawny gorge]

dikhead

[little marten]

are u mad bro

[tawny gorge]

say nothing

[little marten]

say less*

[fierce cave]

Which bro

[fierce cave]

Wrong spelling

[little marten]

girl u live in coventry dont @ me

[fierce cave]

It's actually dikkheading

[tawny gorge]

they say say nothing too

[fierce cave]

Converty?

[little marten]

wasteman

[tawny gorge]

pussyhole

wait

[ripe tangle]

I just gad a thought, what if the Orks evolve back into Krorks and instead of talking like Hooligans, they talk like Roadmen

[fierce cave]

I do not understand

[tawny gorge]

is pussyhole meant to be asshole?

bro

[little marten]

u dont know where coventry is?

[tawny gorge]

where tf do these terms come?

[little marten]

nah its like coward

[fierce cave]

I'm not smart

Cept numbers

I'm big brain with numbers

[astral basin]

Now its acceptable waking time

[fierce cave]

The real questions

[tawny gorge]

say nothing

[fierce cave]

It's 00:05 am

[little marten]

safe g

[tawny gorge]

safe my drilla

[fierce cave]

Gotta set my respawn point

[little marten]

have you ever seen the yooo my slime video lol

[fierce cave]

Le epik Minecraft reference

[tawny gorge]

no

[little marten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GatHO84SGJQ

[astral basin]

6pm. Had to pass out and drag back to work two hours ago

[tawny gorge]

ahhahahahhahhaahaha

"can i get a weed please"

[fierce cave]

Job

[little marten]

yoooo my slime

it goes without saying if you spoke like that in my town centre you'd be stabbed

[astral basin]

Getchuwun

[fierce cave]

I got 3

Numero uno

Not starving

Numero dos

Not dehydration

Numero tres

Sex

[little marten]

my man movin mad yano

[fierce cave]

Le epik 3 jobs

[little marten]

why do you have 3 jobs

[fierce cave]

Warframe player

[fierce cave]

Why don't you

[little marten]

im barely present at 1

[tawny gorge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-2W71Oijeyw

uk drill

[astral basin]

Mhm

[tawny gorge]

is the only genre i know of that only has 1 good artist

how

[little marten]

OFB 8 Bar Specialist is probably n1 drill song

i dont really listen to much drill anymore tho cause i have too many cardigans these days

[tawny gorge]

i dont even get it

did he have both a dagger and a hammer

like where tf does he think he is whats that loadout?

[astral basin]

soviet intensifies

[little marten]

they arrested a roadman for having the blades of chaos the other year

[tawny gorge]

wasnt a dagger

[tawny gorge]

uk police out here arresting the god of war?

you cant have shit in birmingham

[little marten]

bossman of war

actually ngl i still call corner shop and kebab shop owners bossman

[tawny gorge]

wait this mfer was drugdealing

with the blades of chaos and a katana

huh?

[little marten]

what no guns do to a mfer

[jaunty path]

I want your money

[tawny gorge]

imagine you steal from a drug dealer and he starts sprinting at you full speed with the blades of chaos

[tawny gorge]

you know what you have to do

[little marten]

somali rage

[pseudo goblet]

Does the commodore shop change from time to time

[tawny gorge]

dont mention it here though

[pseudo goblet]

Cause I like the scion helmet and would like it

[tawny gorge]

it gets new stuff in it from time to time

[pseudo goblet]

Can’t wait for it to return

[tawny gorge]

you'll be waiting

[pseudo goblet]

[tawny gorge]

by the time they'll come back fatshark will commit exterminatus on tertium (genestealer cults were sighted)

[pseudo goblet]

🙁

[little marten]

ive eaten a lot of pastries today my insides kinda burn

[astral basin]

Wouldnt that be something
Gene stealer cult and nurgle cult eating at the same luau
Not knowing until its too late

[little marten]

we dont associate with jean stealers

[astral basin]

Didn’t realize you associated with any kind of pants

[little marten]

good assumption

[vocal hawk]

I wish someone would steal my jeans but nobody ever will

[little marten]

just be here during femboy hours and you'll be fine

[jaunty path]

I can help

[little marten]

soothe me sweet missus

[tawny gorge]

"sweet"

[little marten]

everyone is sweet until proven salty

[tawny gorge]

[vocal hawk]

I don’t want a discord whore

[jaunty path]

Im as sweet smelling as a dumpster bin is!

[whole glade]

fire

[little marten]

i could learn to pinch my nose

actually i have bad sinuses

[whole glade]

imagine

[tawny gorge]

where

how

[whole glade]

bro

[tawny gorge]

how much

when

[whole glade]

WHY ARE WE HORNY AGAIN?!

[tawny gorge]

what

bro we live in 2025 wenches cook & clean

[vocal hawk]

penny’s on the dollar

[little marten]

sometimes it easy to jump to the horny conclusion but sometimes we mean a emotional love that transcends the wanton desires of the flesh

[tawny gorge]

no

[whole glade]

wanton soup

[tawny gorge]

motha love me long time long time

[neon zinc]

Got auric storm survivor with random matchmaking

[shy sandal]

Man, it's too early for a .

[little marten]

sorry brother 🙁

[whole glade]

imma litseb to metal and drink mtn dew like a goblin

[shy sandal]

The stock market will suffer from this

💔

[whole glade]

Me when i make hot dawgs

[vocal hawk]

recession indicator

[whole glade]

i will touch all of you.

[vocal hawk]

I’m not legal yet

[whole glade]

above 18 ofc.

[vocal hawk]

I’ll be seeing you in a jidion video soon!!!!

[whole glade]

I SAID ABOVE 18 YOU FUCKA

YOU CANT EVEN VOTE YET

"allen we are so fucked."

[vocal hawk]

watch me

[whole glade]

dont it wont do anything

[fossil oasis]

[little marten]

😼

[fossil oasis]

[jaunty path]

Scream if you endorse the actions of the devil

[outer tartan]

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

What did i miss

[little marten]

everyone was giving money on paypal

u should too

[astral basin]

Damn i dont got any

[little marten]

open a credit account its ok

[astral basin]

Woohoo debt

[little marten]

I actually donated to a charity with my credit card