general-chat

[round mica]

pull a PUBG and use a cast iron pan to block bullets

[lethal jasper]

Speaking of

[rocky moat]

im so hungry i could eat a horse

[lethal jasper]

Is bf6 really getting a br

[round mica]

yeah

[fossil oasis]

Would make it convienient to carry tho tbh if you need to take it somewhere

[round mica]

pretty sure it is

[lethal jasper]

Why though?

[round mica]

later down the line

[lethal jasper]

[amber delta]

because it's a trend

[round mica]

because it’s a new modern game

how can you have a game with a battle pass and no BR?

[rocky moat]

why not

[lethal jasper]

Unironically bf6 reminds me of the og cod 2-4 mw

[rocky moat]

it's just a gamemode

[lethal jasper]

And I love it

[hollow karma]

It is very cod 4 esque

[jaunty path]

Why does hd2 discord have a million users

[fossil oasis]

I saw people really hyped for battlefield 6 before release, and then since release i've seen a lot of people complain

[hollow karma]

I’m enjoying tf outta bf6

[rocky moat]

im one of them

[lethal jasper]

Nostalgia fr fr

[rocky moat]

the people just enjoy my presence so much they stay

[fossil oasis]

Is the campaign good? I saw IGN give it like a 5/10 and IGN scoring something that low usually means it's pretty bad

[jaunty path]

Yeah thats how it always goes w newly released games.

[lethal jasper]

You don’t play these for campaign tbf

[fossil oasis]

Yeah true, although I did enjoy BF4s campaign

[lethal jasper]

I bought it yesterday and played one hour of campaign just to tweak settings then went mp

[round mica]

people are in the honeymoon phase of bf6 right now, in 2 months people will start whining 24/7

[hollow karma]

It definitely wasnt their focus to develop when making the game that’s for sure

[round mica]

just watch

[hollow karma]

Most reason to play it is to get guns for MP

[lethal jasper]

Not really for me

[orchid skiff]

i left because of u

[fierce cave]

The battlefield loop

[lethal jasper]

I tend to play multiple games at once for variety

[fossil oasis]

Holy shit it's genderman

[round mica]

don’t wanna see a singular complaint from you here on out

nothing but positivity

[fierce cave]

Collect my pronouns

[fossil oasis]

[lethal jasper]

I’ve been playing yotei, bf6, sm2 and darktide with a little hogswart legacy with the gf

[abstract fiber]

thats cause they brought on one of the cod gameplay leads to helm bf6

[round mica]

why would you put your gf through the pain of space marine 2

[lethal jasper]

? No just hogswart

[rocky moat]

i already have a few

now to find the rest

[lethal jasper]

Gotcha

[fierce cave]

Hi Charlotte

[little marten]

lame and dork

[fierce cave]

It's me spaghetti

[grave plaza]

me going back warframe now

[little marten]

😈

[blissful kiln]

Genderman when Pronounman walks in

[orchid skiff]

it's not that bad

[rocky moat]

good

[fierce cave]

I got these stickers added

[rocky moat]

i'm not afraid

[fierce cave]

@grave plaza
The 4 new ones are the ones I got added

[orchid skiff]

i'm space marine sized

[fierce cave]

Ik so aura

[round mica]

i’ll be honest

[orchid skiff]

honest load

[round mica]

i don’t think i want the warhammer collab to happen with hd2

keep that shit in the drafts AH

[fossil oasis]

The most insufferable people ever would be all over it

[fierce cave]

Unless they do just kreig and las rifles

[fossil oasis]

Noooo, no krieg please

[grave plaza]

We got las scythe and las sickle and

[fierce cave]

What

I saw that

[grave plaza]

Autocorrect

Is acting wierd

[fossil oasis]

Krieg are cool but like the HD2 larpers who take it too seriously would go full fasc

[fierce cave]

Sure

[orchid skiff]

look what you did now she's spamming stickers

[lethal jasper]

Autocorrect works when you don’t want it to and doesn’t when you want it to

[fierce cave]

I read that as Isaac

Like dead space

[round mica]

with the current state of HD2, they should just invest into skibidi toilet collab

[little marten]

im just a gunslinger

[round mica]

would fit

[grave plaza]

Sure what? I say sickle it went “dickle” auto rephrase it

[little marten]

and i slung my guns

[fossil oasis]

It would bring out the worst of the HD2 community imo

[orchid skiff]

back to ignoring for a while

[fierce cave]

Sus

[fossil oasis]

Chat have you seen the Light of Jerma?

[grave plaza]

Don’t sus at me fool, the apple did all this

[fierce cave]

[fossil oasis]

Light of Jerma is peak

[fierce cave]

Sus

[round mica]

one of my closest friends talk about jerma often but i have never seen or heard of him in full context

he’s a youtuber right?

[fierce cave]

[fossil oasis]

Twitch Streamer

He used to do youtube but started to not enjoy it and so moved to twitch

[fierce cave]

He's something

[fossil oasis]

He's funny

[amber delta]

who is Brian and why is he injured

[fossil oasis]

Light of Jerma is a remix someone did of Light of the Imperium but with Jerma instead

[round mica]

is he one of the good ones who actually have a personality

[fierce cave]

I have it saved

[fossil oasis]

Yes

[fierce cave]

It's posted around here

[orchid skiff]

@round mica welcome to the club

[fossil oasis]

I'd say so

[fossil oasis]

Peak

[round mica]

huh

[rocky moat]

my uncle

[round mica]

WHAT

[fierce cave]

Like far up

[fossil oasis]

It's literally what got me to start playing Darktide again when I first saw it

[fierce cave]

Who is drug and why are people abusing him

[orchid skiff]

kitchen injury

[rocky moat]

my other uncle (brian's husband)

[fierce cave]

Gay 🫵

[rocky moat]

Yeah

[round mica]

i don’t watch many twitch streamers for this reason, but i’ll take your word on it. I don’t hear much hate about the guy

if any at all

[fierce cave]

Acholholics don't run in my family

They drive

[little marten]

dont take drugs guys

[rocky moat]

exactly

[fossil oasis]

I don't watch his streams either, just the Vods or the highlights

[grave plaza]

Take the stimm anyway

Red stimm

[fierce cave]

Stimm addict

[amber delta]

I don't have alcoholism problem, my alcoholism is working perfectly fine

[rocky moat]

fact

[round mica]

there’s like 2 streamers that i like watching on occasion and that’s caseoh and sometimes charlie

[fierce cave]

I watch neither

[fossil oasis]

The highlights and vods are good tho, there's also someone on youtube who does like "best of Jerma" for the current month/year. I mostly watch that kinda stuff rather than the actual streams

[rocky moat]

i dont watch any streamers

[orchid skiff]

i love streamers i spend all my time and money to watch them and make them say my name on stream

[fierce cave]

Cept the monotone jesus

[amber delta]

I only watch Asmongold and Hasan

[fossil oasis]

[rocky moat]

intriguing

[fierce cave]

The guy that flew the plane?!

[amber delta]

speedrunning loss of braincells

(im jk I dont watch them)

[rocky moat]

oh okayp hew

[round mica]

give pokimane your entire paycheck in the hopes she will read your highlighted text

[fierce cave]

Lies

[lilac crag]

[fierce cave]

He did it

[round mica]

i’ll check em out

[fierce cave]

[rocky moat]

me when i get you

[lilac crag]

wat

[little marten]

Islands in the stream

That is what we are

[orchid skiff]

how much is it to get a picture without makeup

[fierce cave]

501748264715272936271

[little marten]

If I see pokimane in public I’d do a 360 and walk away

[round mica]

speaking streamers

i hope you guys aren’t wearing any shock collars

[fierce cave]

That means you'd walk to her

[round mica]

[fierce cave]

It's 180

[rocky moat]

do you walk backwards

[orchid skiff]

i'm always wearing one

[rocky moat]

regularly

[fierce cave]

Michael Jackson

[orchid skiff]

you never know when you're gonna need it

[little marten]

No I would do a 360 and walk away it’s pretty obvious

[round mica]

better not leave your small square of the room boy

or else

[rocky moat]

ok so you walk backwards

[fierce cave]

No

He does a 360 no scope

[rocky moat]

yes

[fierce cave]

Then walk away

[little marten]

Why do they call it the Xbox 360

[fierce cave]

So he does a 480

[rocky moat]

yeah but you'd need to do a further

180

[fierce cave]

Because it cost 360

[little marten]

Because when you see it you do 360 and walk away

[orchid skiff]

charlotte struggling

[rocky moat]

i'm not struggling

[rocky moat]

i've never struggled in my life

[fierce cave]

Are you sure about that

I can think of a many times

[round mica]

me on youtube in 2008 looking up videos on the new upcoming xbox 720 and its the most photoshopped shit ever

and i thought it was real

[rocky moat]

no you can't because they didn't happen

[little marten]

Take pride in the joy that short belief probably gave you

[round mica]

nothing will ever beat old school YT

[orchid skiff]

i received a scam call today should i take joy in that

[fierce cave]

Do the glorp shake emote

[rocky moat]

hes not holly jolly that cat is mad as fuck

[round mica]

i watched a video from 20 years ago yesterday and it felt like a damn time capsule

[rocky moat]

old

[little marten]

I can’t tell you how to live your life sorry

[fierce cave]

Do am Indian voice back

[orchid skiff]

worthless

[tired steeple]

How come scam calls and texts are so rare

[fierce cave]

I take great joy in scam calls

[rocky moat]

no beccause joy is not known to you

[fierce cave]

Phone blocks em

[little marten]

For you maybe I get then daily

[tired steeple]

Oh okay thanks

[round mica]

https://youtu.be/jNQXAC9IVRw?si=JgiTf9b3c9Ks5pU2

[little marten]

AI job recruitment ones

[round mica]

one of the first videos on youtube ever probably

[tired steeple]

I get scam emails a lot

[fierce cave]

[rocky moat]

be careful saying that word

[fierce cave]

JOB

[amber delta]

j*b

[little marten]

U ever get the one where they say they watching you Jork it lol

[rocky moat]

STOP

CENSOR IT

[fierce cave]

I have a JOB

[rocky moat]

STOPPP

[orchid skiff]

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO

[fierce cave]

AKIRRAAAAA

[little marten]

Uh..

[tired steeple]

HAHAHAHA NO

[little marten]

dork

[tired steeple]

that’s amazing

[fierce cave]

Jibbly jibbly bob

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

[jaunty path]

I love my vtuber gf

[little marten]

🤪

[round mica]

my distant relative

[jaunty path]

I watch her everyday

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-первый-класс-internet-yamero-yamero-gif-5126360254507659333

[fierce cave]

Delusional

[little marten]

Are vtubers the fake ones piloted by a dude

[fierce cave]

Soft

Overated

[round mica]

yes

[little marten]

That’s wild why do they exist

[fierce cave]

Or the gay ones

[round mica]

to appeal to some odd folks

[fierce cave]

Insert the furry pizza incident

[little marten]

Maybe I should become a vtuber I think people would pay to hear my opinions

[fierce cave]

Podcast

The nuglers cast

[orchid skiff]

i would pay so you don't talk

[rocky moat]

i dont think so

[fierce cave]

What up my nurglets

[rocky moat]

i think yo ushould pay me to listen to you

[fierce cave]

Job

[rocky moat]

exactly

thats a job

[little marten]

Sounds like a bargain I’m in

[fierce cave]

GET A REAL JOB

[rocky moat]

like what

[fierce cave]

A 9-5

A 6-12

[rocky moat]

pay me to listen to you

and ill think about it

[fierce cave]

A 6-6

[orchid skiff]

[rocky moat]

sorry i can't hear you over the sound of not enough money being in my wallet

[ancient violet]

Vtuber talk again 😈

[fierce cave]

Poor

[ancient violet]

Can we get a vtuber Ogryn?

[ancient violet]

Just the heaviest voice changer

[rocky moat]

not enough
if you were a true baller like me you'd know there's never enough

[fierce cave]

Voregryn

[fierce cave]

Lack of coin

[rocky moat]

the opposite

[fierce cave]

Lack of bitches

[little marten]

Heeyyyaaaaa Nurgloids how’s it going it’s your good time boy Nurgle Gamer and today on Rotfather I’ll be taking my finger off of the pulse of society to give you a action packed 45 minutes of hard hitting facts as to why I hate women!

[fierce cave]

[rocky moat]

you have no dabloons ye landlubber

[ancient violet]

We using millies just to stay warm 😎 🔥

[rocky moat]

one is enough for me

ye landlubber

[little marten]

Should gamers be legally allowed to own women as property? Find out on next weeks pod

[rocky moat]

if i speak i will be banned

[ancient violet]

Do it

😈

Let the demons out

[orchid skiff]

shut up blue pill the government should give me women

[rocky moat]

what are these ignored messages

[little marten]

Modern feminism has gone too far. What is with the unrealistic female expectation that I shower at least once a week?!

[rocky moat]

fat

[ancient violet]

Sabrina Carpenter

[orchid skiff]

see this is why women didn't use to have rights

[blazing ibex]

I had forgotten about this

[orchid skiff]

how fuckin dare you

[blazing ibex]

Thanks for the reminder

[rocky moat]

deserved

[ancient violet]

"guys I don't care about this guy I blocked, guys, guys, I don't care. Btw did y'all figure out I don't care?"

[little marten]

Back in the Stone Age when men were hunters, do you think the women care that they had swamp ass when they brought home the buffalo????

[ancient violet]

Ayooo based????

[rocky moat]

i wish ignored messages would just stop popping up tbh

[orchid skiff]

EXACTLY so when i break my back working at the air conditioned office part time 9am 13pm she should bear with me

[ancient violet]

Just unblock, fixed 👍

[orchid skiff]

vencord/vesktop

[tired steeple]

What’s that

[rocky moat]

i cant use plugins unfortunately

[orchid skiff]

linux 😂

[little marten]

Don’t let them take your throne king

[ancient violet]

You could also use modded discord with plugs but that usually doesn't work

[rocky moat]

cant

[tired steeple]

Buuuuuurp

[orchid skiff]

ur linux arent u

[rocky moat]

fact

[little marten]

Let’s become political grifters on twitch

[rocky moat]

no

[orchid skiff]

then why not

[rocky moat]

ok so basically

my lap;top is old

so old

i cant pdate it anymore

[little marten]

Have you tried performing machine rites?

[rocky moat]

so the bbrowser is out of date

[ancient violet]

Ok how about you be the Monarchist

And I'll be the Hegelian

Well have a "debate Sunday" night where we shit fling each other for 6 hours straight

We'll make millions

[tired steeple]

How do even use discord

[rocky moat]

so plugins dont work

[rocky moat]

yeah

[little marten]

I’d sooner support global famine than monarchies lol

[ancient violet]

Uninstall is the only way 😔

[ancient violet]

What's the difference?

[little marten]

Lizards

[ancient violet]

Wait what if Billionaires are all cold blooded

[blazing ibex]

What if?

You mean they arent?

[little marten]

Do you think billionaires play games on the lowest difficulty?

[ancient violet]

No they pay someone else to play the game at the lowest difficulty

[little marten]

Rippppp

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/QqRp4MJ9iTY?si=m_DcnCCVI12jF7Ii

[orchid skiff]

https://github.com/revenge-mod/revenge-manager would this work on your phone ?

[little marten]

If I was a billionaire I’d be pretty generous I think I’d let my employees come on my yacht all the time as long as they worked I think it’s fair they come too

[ancient violet]

Everyone says this at the beginning

[orchid skiff]

if i was a billionaire i'd live a life of pleasure and discord shitposting

oh wait.

[ancient violet]

But then they see the coke

[orchid skiff]

nothing changes

[ancient violet]

Pleasure on discord

Impossible

[blazing ibex]

What a generous billionare

[steady flare]

https://fximgur.com/a/XYnsEaM what if they added C. Viper to darktide

that'd be cool

[blazing ibex]

Letting people come on your yacht

[rocky moat]

i dont use my phone

for discord

[orchid skiff]

u just live in the moment

woa..

[blazing ibex]

I would imagine there wouldn't be many people that wouldn't want to come on your yacht

[little marten]

I’d invite all the pretty girls hehe

[rocky moat]

obese

[little marten]

and will smith because he likes pretty girls

[orchid skiff]

oh you're too fat to use phones

[ancient violet]

Pay*

Wait that's illegal

[blazing ibex]

Will Smith does seem like the type to come on someone's yacht

[orchid skiff]

big fingies

[little marten]

Will smith would be so annoying hes defo the dude that spends the whole time at McDonald’s shooting straw wrappers out of the straw and you’re like “will it was funny at first but come on dude”

[rocky moat]

yup ikmj 9 billion pounds

[blazing ibex]

The man that Loudly Eats Spaghetti on your yacht

[orchid skiff]

don't worry it just means there's more of you to hate

[ancient violet]

Wait ur Saturn 🪐????

[rocky moat]

nope

[little marten]

That borders cosmic horror

[rocky moat]

no one hates me

unless they hate me ccus they aint me

[little marten]

I don’t hate you

[rocky moat]

see? exactly

[ancient violet]

Who hates you?

I'll find them

[blazing ibex]

Hate is a very strong word :(

[rocky moat]

he would never lie

[little marten]

I would never lie unless the outcome was funny to me

And hating you and lying about it is not funny, it’s just not very nice at all

[rocky moat]

yeah its only funny when i do it

[crimson timber]

when are knuckle duster being added

[blazing ibex]

When fatshark locks tf in

[rocky moat]

0 ccleave 0 damage mediocre attack speed

[orchid skiff]

ah..

[crimson timber]

so never

[orchid skiff]

even if charlotte uses vencord the blocked message plugin no longer works

[blazing ibex]

I believe it is coming in the next

Ten years

[orchid skiff]

this is my 9/11

[crimson timber]

ogryn whit knuckle duster would be cool af

[blazing ibex]

I saw them in a dream

[crimson timber]

amen

[blazing ibex]

In that same dream, Ryan Gosling also asked me out on a date

While lying on a snowy staircase bleeding out

It was very cool

[crimson timber]

now that is a dream

i think they can do more whit my little ogryn he needs more funny wepons

[orchid skiff]

did you mercy kill him

[round mica]

i was thinking why am i joining only games with people with squares in name

for some reason asia and central pacific was selected

[crimson timber]

wops

[blazing ibex]

yes

[elder hare]

👀

[neon zinc]

4/5 auric storm survivor and I ran head on into plague ogryn and flew off

[amber delta]

phrasing

[orchid skiff]

ogryn assisted suicide

[neon zinc]

I got greedy

[tired steeple]

My mouth has so much phlegm

[tired steeple]

Great image

[ancient violet]

Forgsss????

[upper citrus]

we froggin in gen chat? lets karkin go

[little marten]

Very immature behaviour these frog images

[tawny gorge]

where liquid metal

[orchid skiff]

that sounds pretty dangerous so probably in a factory

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mercury-gif-26071258

[little marten]

sikh and you shall discover

[orchid skiff]

i was right

[pallid crystal]

Any fellow south africans want to play

[whole glade]

i wanna rename my zealot go goonrat

is that a banned word?

[little marten]

probably not

[whole glade]

goonrat the zealot

lets go

[orchid skiff]

yeah i ban you

[whole glade]

W-wha WHYYYYY

[orchid skiff]

hoeism

[whole glade]

reallyyy?!

[dapper trench]

most likely

[whole glade]

that was ddays ago

[dapper trench]

[orchid skiff]

ur telling me u changed?

[whole glade]

changed wha?

[little marten]

how do you goon without meth

is gooning just a big meth conspiracy

[orchid skiff]

willpower

you look like you do meth tho

[whole glade]

no lube. - Hatemonger

[little marten]

common misconception

meth is quite difficult to obtain here

[whole glade]

i look like a stoner metal head

[little marten]

how can you be made of metal if you're already made of stone?

[whole glade]

common misconception

[little marten]

astute

[dapper trench]

ill lube u

i forget if he smashed the guy with the hatemace

or literally gave him a hate mace enama

[whole glade]

ruh roh

[fierce cave]

Gayism

[fierce cave]

Seems kinda gay

[fierce cave]

Even gayer

So much gay

[rocky radish]

Don’t be speaking ill of my precious meth

[little marten]

whats it like is it good

[rocky radish]

My adhd meds are a variant of meth

So… great

[fierce cave]

Yeah

Pretty good

Can cause health issues if not done properly

[little marten]

i wouldnt of taken you for anything other than a meth fiend

[fierce cave]

Not meth

Sex fiend 🔥✍️

[little marten]

sorry im prudish and that upsets me to read

[round mica]

meth is good

[little marten]

i probably wouldnt try it in case its -really- good yano

[dapper trench]

[rocky radish]

I wouldn’t recommend it for a neurotypical

[little marten]

which one is that

oh wow the word a****t is blocked

[rocky radish]

Not neuro spicy

[little marten]

is it a slur now or something

[trail bolt]

I am neurodivergent

ADHD + OCD ahhh

[rocky radish]

It might only help people with adhd to be honest

[little marten]

i have adhd

[rocky radish]

Mine is (of course) prescribed. Highly regulated, but i get a 90% discount

[little marten]

oh actually that sounds familiar i remember someone telling me their adhd meds were methamphetimines or however u spell it

i guess thats meth to some degree

[wooden creek]

ADHD meds are usually central nervous stimulants like lisdexamfetamine or dextroamfetamine

So amphetamines

[round mica]

when i learn more from general chat than from school

[rocky radish]

I have a concoction of chemicals to keep me (barely) functional

[little marten]

Praise the alchemists

[round mica]

whiskey and vodka

[rocky radish]

Indeed

Depressants? Meh

[little marten]

MDMA

[rocky radish]

I never got into that kind of thing. If i had, it might have made me just feel “normal”

[little marten]

Depends on what feelings you have that make you feel abnormal

[rocky radish]

That would be quite the list. And has overlap with things that are not technically classed as neurodivergencies

[fierce cave]

I just made this

[trail bolt]

LOL

nice

[little marten]

Get cozy and have a nice tea

[fierce cave]

I have learnt the ways of the sticker

[little marten]

Sticker DN?

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

That dog has crazy teeth

Guys I fucked up badly

I ate my gfs pastry

She will be home soon

[rocky radish]

Can i have your DT account when you’re gone?

[fierce cave]

I have made more

[fierce cave]

Split it with me

[fierce cave]

Buy another

Fast

[little marten]

Impossible

To answer all questions

[rocky radish]

Uber eats something better

[fierce cave]

Dih

[little marten]

im not ubering

[fierce cave]

[rocky radish]

The solution is makeup

[fierce cave]

Makeup is a solution

Very good

[rocky radish]

You can use makeup to cover your impending black eye

[little marten]

these are all financial solutions

i need something i can do with my raw charm and wit

a poem perhaps

[rocky radish]

That’s actually pretty good

[fierce cave]

Something else raw

[little marten]

we have some salmon in the fridge

thats raw

[rocky radish]

If you can make the poem include that pastry and be funny and apologetic, you might just survive

[little marten]

i think im just gonna pretend the pastry wasnt there

[fierce cave]

If I ate my GFS pastry

Id become the new one

[rocky radish]

Gaslighting 👍

[little marten]

works so good they made a name for it

realistically i think ill go puss in boots eyes then talk about how nice it tasted for the rest of the day

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

work smarter not harder stickerlady

[fierce cave]

I did not make this one

However I will still use it

Because it's funny

[little marten]

is that clash of clans

clash of klans 💀

[fierce cave]

[orchid skiff]

let her hold it while you pee

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

YUMMERS

[fierce cave]

Wtf

[round mica]

clash of KHANS

[little marten]

thats reserved for us

[jaunty path]

y shame

:(

[orchid skiff]

[fierce cave]

Gay

[round mica]

Anime is canon in 40k

[jaunty path]

Sure.

[orchid skiff]

the emperor is a tsundere teenage girl

[little marten]

anime is such a childish form of entertainment

[tawny gorge]

one of the sentences of all time

[jaunty path]

Oh you changed your name, Your name used to be Nazi guy

Guess you got a cease and desist from John Nazi huh

[little marten]

Changed your brand

[tawny gorge]

no its just discord moderation doing its thing

i've had that as part of my nickname for i think all of the time i spent talking here.
my actual username still has it

[tawny gorge]

also what did i tell you about saying it like that

https://tenor.com/view/the-giant-hoodwinked-too-watch-yo-tone-i-said-watch-yo-tone-big-guy-in-a-blue-suit-slapping-someone-gif-12346937456305641225

[elder merlin]

@jaunty path is now an enemy of the imperium, do it @ripe tangle

[jaunty path]

Are you gonna hit me with a belt now (sorry lol)

[elder merlin]

Nazi killer you mean lol

[jaunty path]

That reminds me of a particular tattoo

[tawny gorge]

no you'd enjoy that i wouldnt come near you even if i had Terminator armor

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Oh I don't smell that bad but I have been asked to leave several public areas due to my girl musk

#showerfreeforever

[tawny gorge]

im not a follower of nurgle i don't need that information

[jaunty path]

Yes you do

all information is to be relayed

[tawny gorge]

thats bullshit

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

for nurgle followers 11th edition is just 1 shower away

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill him too, @ripe tangle

[jaunty path]

Showering is government propaganda to deprive us of our natural bodily oils

[tired inlet]

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/8f/95/47/8f9547217e2a7960e42359ceca443903.jpg

[thin sonnet]

This game fell off so bad

[tawny gorge]

yeah whatever

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

Howso?

[tawny gorge]

top 2 mfers on here are the ones that ask for genestealer cults and the ones saying the game is dead

[elder merlin]

Go be quirky somewhere else

[tawny gorge]

my brother in the emperor stop

[tawny gorge]

you stinky

[elder merlin]

I mean, i would hope they'd be the next enemy faction to be added

[little marten]

Saying anime is bad is far too strong a bait I apologise to my community I should have been better, I will be better.

[jaunty path]

enjoy ur government slop

[tawny gorge]

it would make no sense for them to be in with how fucked up tertium is

[tired inlet]

https://youtu.be/BI7sLkPuKwg?t=71

[elder merlin]

I dont care

I want to fight new stuff

[little marten]

🥷
👖

[tawny gorge]

you can fight new stuff and have it make sense stoopid

[jaunty path]

Play Auric Maelstroms

:3

[little marten]

Dark elder please

[tawny gorge]

real ones didn't fall for it

[tired inlet]

I mean they literally added a new enemy type this month

[elder merlin]

Let them be in another hive city or something, fighting back against the chaos worshippers, they could have been on tertium first

[tawny gorge]

not a faction

[elder merlin]

I think it'd be neat

[tired inlet]

you wrote "stuff"

[jaunty path]

They need to add a new fucked up female enemy in this game

[tired inlet]

...the trapper?

[elder merlin]

You're gay, shut up

[little marten]

Let’s keep women out of Darktide thanks x

[jaunty path]

A NEW one

[tawny gorge]

you're straight shut up even more

[tired inlet]

An ARMORED trapper?!

[zinc marsh]

i mean tbf this is like

the biggest level of "Well technically"

But at the same time
Guy did just write "stuff"

[little marten]

I think it’s time straight folks kinda shut up and let other people’s voices be heard

[jaunty path]

Sure but id like it to be like the Mutant

Carapace Mutant

lfg

[zinc marsh]

We could have been shooting infected felinids with stupid cat bodies and human heads and it'd be "new stuff" to shoot

[tawny gorge]

in the context of adding genestealer cults in the game i dont need to handfeed you everything

[drowsy lynx]

A trapper riding on the shoulders of another trapper. It's exactly the same but shoots two nets, one delayed so it hits you just as you come out of dodging the first

[tawny gorge]

also they wrote stuff before me

[little marten]

Carapace mutants is the logical next step in enemy design

[tawny gorge]

just add mortarion to the game

[little marten]

Carapace plague ogryn being the climatic conclusion

[tawny gorge]

its not that hard

[tired inlet]

https://youtu.be/qIBZjRO8108?t=41

[little marten]

CARAPACE PLAGUE OGRYN WITH DESTRUCTIBLE ARMOUR 🥵

[tired inlet]

3 trappers in an bulwark trenchcoat

[zinc marsh]

You say genestealers
But honestly what if we just had wilderness mission looking for a hidden bunker and had to do a fcuking Cabela's Dangerous Hunt™ section where we just shoot nothing but wildlife that's actively trying to murder us

[little marten]

So the Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a bit dead

[tired inlet]

ah, a wood elf level

[tawny gorge]

my good sir

this is a horde game

[jaunty path]

It's a horde game?

[tawny gorge]

you'll get your catachan simulator maybe

never

you'll never get it

[little marten]

Why don’t we have a racing mission ?!?!

[tired inlet]

I mean he's asking for a 40K version of Athel Yenlui

[tired inlet]

WH40K: Speed Freekz

it's really fun

[little marten]

That’s a game not a Darktide mission

[jaunty path]

I hope they add some furries to this game

[tired inlet]

it's like Twisted Metal 2 forthe PSX

[zinc marsh]

Sir Have You Played Cabelas Most Dangerous Hunt 2013

[little marten]

I’m gonna stake my reputation as highly trustworthy individual and say without doubt we will not be getting any furry races

[zinc marsh]

Its About As Fucking Arcad-y Of A Cabelas Game As You Can Fucking Get Lmao

[tawny gorge]

its still not a horde game lol

and no not 2013

[elder merlin]

Good thing im not straight, i can keep yappin

[zinc marsh]

They Will Be Hordes Of Teeming Rats To Eat Your Face

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Straight people and you 💀

[zinc marsh]

HOLY FUCK STOP DOING YOUR DAMN SYSTEM TESTS TV

[elder merlin]

I mean, definitely not felinids anyway

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2v9glT1SY

[zinc marsh]

-# le embed fail

[elder merlin]

Your ass should be added too

[little marten]

I agree

[tawny gorge]

mandalore still doesnt have 1milli??

[tired inlet]

that's just Vermintide again, which does have a forest level

I think you should just play some more vermintide

[little marten]

I wouldn’t recommend anyone listen to me either but that’s not gonna stop me slop posting until we find the right medications

[jaunty path]

Therapy is tomorrow

[tired inlet]

today is zombocom

[tawny gorge]

you're unemployed how do you afford that

[jaunty path]

I hope they still me everything I believe is correct

[jaunty path]

My Father :)

[thin sonnet]

It’s true game is shit now sadly

[tired inlet]

is that therapy or confirmation bias?

[jaunty path]

how tho

Out of action discord

[elder merlin]

If i could ask for anything in darktide, i want chaos wastes mode, a pair of gauntlets and more weapons in general for ogryn, a beastman class and a new faction, genestealer or otherwise

[jaunty path]

very nice

[little marten]

Me too! Are you excited for yours?

[tawny gorge]

kamehamehaa

[elder merlin]

Dats what i want going forward

[thin sonnet]

Just boring the ui is ugly to look at and gameplay isrepetitive

[swift prawn]

I just want more missions

[tawny gorge]

tell us more about the beastman

[elder merlin]

Bait used to be believable

[zinc marsh]

look i'm just saying i think a touchup on vermintide would be nice aswell

But also i want to hear the one psyker go on about what the fucks up with the giant rats and why emps hasn't deleted them all

[tired inlet]

Pestigors? Oooh boy.

[elder merlin]

Die

[tawny gorge]

if you talk about 1 species in particular you'll have your balls cut off

[tawny gorge]

mhhh

curious

[jaunty path]

The therapists ojb is to tell me I'm hot and sexy and objectively correct about everything

[elder merlin]

Aint tellin you shit when you just shoot it down

[little marten]

Are you all of those things?

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

I'm hoping I get some sort of diagnosis....which is probably depression and some sort of anxiety disorder

[tawny gorge]

soooo lie, lie, depends what youre talking about

[jaunty path]

Or dysregulation disorder

[tired inlet]

They're called pestigors. You fight Tzaangors in Space Marine II, the Tzeentchian breed.

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

What’s ur symptoms

[jaunty path]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Cognitive disonance from the sounds of it

[little marten]

🙀

[tawny gorge]

untrue i would also love to see Kaldor Draigo join the ranks of the rejects

[zinc marsh]

inb4 "bro you got the ADHD+ bundle"

[elder merlin]

Go back to killing nazis and stop talking

[little marten]

I have a dysregulated nervous system

[tawny gorge]

that and a subscription to ritallin or adderal

[jaunty path]

My Adderall will be refilled soon.

[tawny gorge]

can't the moderators will ban me if i go back to doing my job you jobless one

[zinc marsh]

dude would get executed daily by Rannick just for rambling on about tithes (which is basically taxes)

[jaunty path]

You could name yourself fashslayer69

[jaunty path]

THIS UNIRONICALLY

[little marten]

🤫

[zinc marsh]

jokes on you i dont HAVE a wallet

[jaunty path]

ALL OF YOU SHOULD GIVE ME MONEY

[fierce cave]

Fuck you

My momey

[tawny gorge]

mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[zinc marsh]

and even if i did it'd only have 2$ and a shiny nickel

[little marten]

I bet you spend your money on funko pops

[jaunty path]

No just on junk food and video games

[little marten]

That’s an interesting way of spelling funko pops

[jaunty path]

and probably fidget toys

[jaunty path]

Labubus

[elder merlin]

I wish i knew what i wanted to do

[rigid lotus]

None of my mods are working anymore? I have it patched and all but still nothing

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

HERETIC

[zinc marsh]

bro just wait until the deli starts clearing out at 1030 and get your pizza sticks for free along with some loaded potato bites

[rigid lotus]

I need le help

[tawny gorge]

you have any?

i like some popmart stuff but labubus aint one of their ips i like

[rigid lotus]

mods don't work anymore or are they patched? True level, stim color mods for example do not work anymore???

[jaunty path]

none

[fierce cave]

Hamburger

[zinc marsh]

Did you re-run the .bat?

[rigid lotus]

yes

[little marten]

🎃

[tawny gorge]

yeah it would be strange youre jobless and labubus now cost too much

[zinc marsh]

Did you update everything?

[little marten]

How much does a labubu cost

[rigid lotus]

yes

[zinc marsh]

Welp beyond me then

[tawny gorge]

4 times the market price

like 80 bucks for 1 blind box

[little marten]

Lollll

[zinc marsh]

Look if it cant be solved by "Update/restart" i am fuckin useless

[little marten]

Rabid beasts

[tawny gorge]

the bubulas

[little marten]

Inflating the price of fucking plastic demons while complaining they can’t afford a dinner that wasn’t produced by the slurm queen

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

"Blood for the emperor", The zealot says before oblittering a pox hound's head with the explosive force of a point blank tank shot canister

[tawny gorge]

the people buying these can afford them

usually

[zinc marsh]

"usually"

[little marten]

Yeah I think I was thinking of examples in my own family

[tawny gorge]

like they dont just sell blind boxes you can get 40cm tall ones for the price of a ps5

[zinc marsh]

-# >insert that one fucker who thinks labubu's are more important than food

[tawny gorge]

they prolly exist

somewhere

eating a labubu for dinner

[zinc marsh]

-# look my beer is more important than your sandwich, and even then i'm buying labubu's and eating sleep for dinner

[little marten]

Maybe the labubus dark magic is making itself a priority for the fragile minded

[zinc marsh]

Death cant take me if i bribe him with labubus

[fierce cave]

This is my 1 of 1 gold plated labubu

[tawny gorge]

wine is better than beer

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else wanna be assimilated by The Thing

@little marten you do right

[zinc marsh]

dude can i just like

cease existing

like not die just y'know
not be

[little marten]

I never say no to a cheeky assimilation

[tawny gorge]

you wouldnt even notice it

[fierce cave]

The tihing 💔

[tawny gorge]

if the thing is cunningly brutal

[little marten]

Is that the thing that turns you inside out?

[zinc marsh]

look if the orb has tought me anything being in a hivemind sucks

[tawny gorge]

no it just assimilates you at a microscopic level and tries to do the same to every surrounding life form

[tawny gorge]

its not a hivemind

if i remember right

[little marten]

As lovely as that sounds I think I’m too much of a trailblazer for it to work

I’d end up assimilating it

[tawny gorge]

it can retain your looks

memories and mannerisms if it needs to

[little marten]

Sucks for them

[tawny gorge]

rip

look in the mirror and tell yourself youre sexy

NOW

[little marten]

Thanks for the pep talk!

[tawny gorge]

next time it'll be 5 euros per word

[zinc marsh]

so-

like i get to stop being AND my body becomes someone elses problem?

this is sounding like a done deal

You give me: The release of non-existance
I give you: a bad back, fucked knee and probably cancer

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

the thing only knows how to assimilate and survive you'd become everyone elses problem

[tawny gorge]

also no it wouldnt keep your cancer

nor the knee

[zinc marsh]

well then maybe the unwatched cholesterol will help

[tawny gorge]

no you'll just fuck over everyone else if you get turned into one

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Can you make one with a cute cat please

And it says meow

[tawny gorge]

tl;dr go watch the thing it's top 3 Horror Movies

[uneven ermine]

Do I get to keep the pretty face
-# idk just trying to be nice

[jaunty path]

The thing is hot

[little marten]

Kurt Russel

[tawny gorge]

you keep your face

wait

[tawny gorge]

it keeps your face

mb

[little marten]

Can it assimilate dn?

[tawny gorge]

yeah

they're living

[zinc marsh]

i mean on the bright side i'm pretty sure my bones are near indestructible considering the amount of milk i drink

[little marten]

🙀

[little marten]

If I was a barbarian I’d laugh and say “ha, milk drinker” but I’m not so therefore I won’t

[tawny gorge]

cellular level

why am i nerd emojing over the thing

just play among us

its the same thing

[little marten]

Girls really go for the ugliest of boys

[tawny gorge]

you see how the imposta looks just like ur crewmate

[jaunty path]

Whats wrong with ugly bastards?

[zinc marsh]

Sorry but my mother did not lactate blood ya fookin daemon spawn

[upper parcel]

Ok. I understand me and another psyker going down early, but an arbites just dying to random trash mobs?

[jaunty path]

newb arby

[little marten]

Nothing

[tawny gorge]

do you feel taken in cause?

[zinc marsh]

ok look to be fair
Looksmax McGee only knows how to cook rice and boil chicken
And i mean i dont know if you looked at a LOT of the chefs from Ratatoiulle but all of them had some defect or were french

[little marten]

I don’t know what this means but I’m going to treat it as wisdom

[ancient violet]

Dude we should make a podcast

[tawny gorge]

i'll explain to you

you know how in tetris you have different blocks?

[zinc marsh]

The Uglier The Chef The Better The Food

[ancient violet]

Sabrina Carpenter confirms that doing basic household chores is pretty hot 🥵

[little marten]

Oh shit wait you guys are actually dropping wisdom

[tawny gorge]

he's talking about the legendary z tile

it exists you'll just never get to see it

same with good french people

[little marten]

If it exists why haven’t I seen it

[tawny gorge]

they exist

but you'll never see them

[little marten]

Rip Rewdy

[zinc marsh]

Well yeah someone had to make the guillotine

[ancient violet]

I feel bad for women tbh, they should just all become Lesbians

The expectations are becoming way too low 💀

[little marten]

Lesbians are cool

[tawny gorge]

youre talking about mr guil lotine

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

the helmet in your avi looks too much like the advanced suits

[round mica]

dad space

dad space 2 is the best

[elder merlin]

The shit they gotta deal with is rather insane

[round mica]

dead space 3 is ass

[zinc marsh]

look
they either just need to deal with

• Absolutely ripped guy who cannot cook if it would save the world
• Average fuckboi
• Failed Soundcloud Rapper (looks like fuckboi but has a meth addiction)
• An Actual Human Male But Ugly And Probably Has Mental Issues
• "Omg actually me" guy who watches too much ryan gosling

[tawny gorge]

dead space 3 is overhated

[round mica]

it was fun with my buddy who hasnt logged into xbox 360 forever

[fierce cave]

No

[round mica]

but solo pls kill me

[little marten]

Please!

[ancient violet]

So their choices basically are:

Men with crippling social anxiety, but blame women for it

Men with Narcissistic personality disorder, but blame women for it

[round mica]

i compare it to 10 crushers spawning and crushing me and my teammates balls

[zinc marsh]

like-
I get what they were going for
But my genuine, Biggest issue with it is that you get to pay money for more cards and a robot that'll curse at you

[tawny gorge]

im not saying it's as good as 2 dont get me wrong i was playing 2 like 20 minutes ago

but its not that bad

[zinc marsh]

And yeah you can just not buy the MTX but like its still there, they still put effort into making the MTX, They failed the wallet litnes test

[tawny gorge]

and the suits in 3 are great too

[zinc marsh]

And chances are neither of them can cook

[tawny gorge]

the mtx in dead space 3 are literally useless though

[elfin mica]

-# the codex astratis

ist ein

bunch of

BULLSCHEßE

[tawny gorge]

the only thing you need to get is awakened so you can have the games finale

[ancient violet]

I think the funniest thing

Is people think women have an "obligation" to cook, but when it's the culinary industry all of the sudden they "can't" cook 💀

[zinc marsh]

would you rather have

• Unlimited bacon, but no games
• Games, Unlimited games, But no games

[tawny gorge]

im trying to apply that to dead space 3 but yeah just take your fucking pills

lmfao

[zinc marsh]

dawg i learned how to cook just because my family didn't know how to cook fish worth shit and kept trying to feed it to me 💀

But like genuinely I dont know why people are the way they are. The stuffs right there, You have the 5 minutes to make an egg and wash the fucking pan afterwards, why the fuck are you spending 46$ on advocado toast

-# tbf the advocado is probably good for your knees

[tawny gorge]

where in the world is avocado toast that much

[zinc marsh]

in the same world fucking jimmy is buying 37 watermelons and its just legally OK for susan to just Take 15 of them what fucking world are the math books subjecting these people to???

[tawny gorge]

is this why Curze let that callidus assassin kill him?

[zinc marsh]

i mean fuckin probably

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

dude saw the joker movie in his cognitive disonance and decided it was a shame we lived in a society

[elder merlin]

Usually why women just choose to stay single

No reason to deal with men anyway

[zinc marsh]

look the ryan gosling watcher doesn't have anything wrong with them
They just watch way too much ryan gosling

And women will still choose to be single

[elder merlin]

I miss it sometimes

[fierce cave]

Time to dive

(I want to)

[zinc marsh]

people might hate on being able to make your own gun

But it was kinda fun

[fierce cave]

Lack of burnout

[elder merlin]

Who is ryan gosling anyway?

[fierce cave]

The drive guy

[elder merlin]

Drive guy?

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-driving-crash-car-crash-b-gif-16416943410227699529

[elder merlin]

[zinc marsh]

drive guy uhhh
due from barbie uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
... wasn't he in the ghost runner movie?

[elder merlin]

He looks familiar

Oh, ghost runner, alright

[zinc marsh]

he gets his face all smashed up and shit

[elder merlin]

Never seen that

[zinc marsh]

and he wears the funny coat that just looks a bit too big for him

in le purple room

... no wait its ghost rider

and blade runner

absolute mixup

Just like that one soundcloud mixup that still repeats in my head

[tawny gorge]

you can still play it

i always find a game

[elder merlin]

Not on pc

[storm mirage]

Man dead space 3 I seen that talked about in years

[elder merlin]

LURKER

[storm mirage]

Greetings

[thick fog]

theres no third of space in death

[elder merlin]

Isaac died at the end

[neon agate]

Did you play the dlc?

For 3?

[storm mirage]

Awaking is what it's called if I remember correctly

[upper parcel]

Did a couple missions with devil's claw on melee psyker.

It can cleave a horde pretty well, but that's about it. I guess it's also a very safe weapon cause of the parry, but the parry is kinda niche, I barely used it. Like, why should I wait for an enemy to attack me to parry them when I can use a different weapon and kill the enemy before they can attack me?

[elder merlin]

He dies at the end of 3, no way its ambiguous, earth is literally being attacked by multiple fully formed Brethren moons. The only way Isaac wins if he can just enter that metaphysical space and kill their intelligences/souls, like he did with the frozen unformed one, and fully kill them

[upper parcel]

Mid Space 3.

[neon agate]

There is a chance

[storm mirage]

Devs did say in a interview the forth dead space was a going to be a free roam style game so who knows what they had cooking for the story guess we'll never find out either thanks to EA

[elder merlin]

Like, i guess, if they jumped out of the sol system, but im pretty sure there arent that many colonies for them to go and find

Especially if earth gov is fuckin with bootleg markers on them

[ancient violet]

I have a theory

Men throughout history literally owned women as property.

So now that women actually have agency to choose their partners, they develop standards.

And men are fucking lost, because they are going up against someone who has over 6000 years of history on being socially attractive 💀

[thick fog]

that does not sound good

[neon agate]

Issac can do it. I believe

[thick fog]

open zone/free roam dead space