general-chat

[somber stream]

But hey, grass is greener on the other side huh?

[ripe tangle]

You have to consider I don’t live there

so it looks fresh and cool to me

[somber stream]

I know

[little marten]

Don’t be mad that you’re a pessimist be reassured if this was cavepeople time you’d be a survivor

Sadly it’s not cavepeople times so it’s kinda useless

[ripe tangle]

it can always be cavepeople time, you just need a cave and some people you need to force to live with you in said cave, use violence if needed.

[somber stream]

I'm a closet perssimist

[little marten]

Elon musk will turn up and call you a pedo then

[astral basin]

Bonk. New spouse.

[ripe tangle]

did you know humans spent most of their existence in the Stone Age?

[little marten]

I think you mean on tiktok

Actually guys add me on tiktok

[amber delta]

tiktok has the intellectual level of stone age, yes

[ripe tangle]

Stone Age lasted 2.7 million years, recorded history currently is only like 7000 or so years…

[little marten]

Oh..

[somber stream]

You're dead to me

[ripe tangle]

think about how long 2.7 million years is.

that’s insane to me

[little marten]

I send funny TikTok’s of crackheads and shit

[somber stream]

I do instagram reels

[little marten]

I do think about it and I probably don’t believe it tbh

I don’t have an Instagram

[somber stream]

Yet, Tiktok

[little marten]

I like funny videos

[somber stream]

Curious

[astral basin]

Ah how view of life changes when access to things change

[little marten]

Otherwise I have no social media really

[somber stream]

Hey same, why do you think i hang around here all the time

[little marten]

I have no idea what the girls from school who told me to get a haircut is doing now 20 years later

[ripe tangle]

did you know if you countrd lifespans in terms of days… humans rarely even make it to 30k days.

[somber stream]

My feed is full of crows and birds video lately

[ripe tangle]

30k days is 82 years btw

[little marten]

Bleak

[somber stream]

They tapped my phone

[little marten]

I’m gonna live to be 200 so

[astral basin]

Look up frogmouth owl

[somber stream]

Would you like to live past 80?

[ripe tangle]

Yeah, I guess so?

I don’t think about death that much tbh.

[little marten]

Lucky you

[astral basin]

Now im curious about the personality type bs

[ripe tangle]

I figure dying is something I cannot stop for I am mortal, and when it comes it’ll likely feel like a long endless sleep.

I only hope that I don’t die in a violent or undignified way.

[little marten]

But sleep is only sleep because you awaken

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want my final moments to be like that.

[little marten]

I’m a ravenclaw

[somber stream]

After 80 your body fails you

70 even, if you have a poor lifestyle

[astral basin]

Body starts failing after 60 wo proper care

[ripe tangle]

NG, пойдем в Макдоналдс

NG, learn Vodka Runes

[little marten]

What did u say

[somber stream]

I don't want to spend the remaining time on earth giving my offsprings hell taking care of me

[little marten]

Translate it!

Now!

[ripe tangle]

I said we should get McDonalds

[little marten]

I don’t eat McDonald’s

[ripe tangle]

too bad

[astral basin]

European mcdonalds?

[somber stream]

30, even

[ripe tangle]

you’re coming with me to McDonalds

[little marten]

Do they have those abacus things you can play with still

[ripe tangle]

I don’t think so

[little marten]

There are two memories in my head that are not my own

And one of them involved being in a McDonald’s in a South American country

[ripe tangle]

Мы идём в Макдоналдс и отказываемся есть еду, мы идём туда слоняться без дела и затевать драки с работниками фастфуда.

это будет весело

[somber stream]

McDonalds in Brazil sounds like an adventure

[cosmic burrow]

stop with the cyrylic

[ripe tangle]

which country?

[little marten]

I have no idea

[ripe tangle]

did they speak Portugese, Spanish, Dutch, French, or English?

[little marten]

I don’t know 🙁

[ripe tangle]

:c

[austere prism]

All the active users in the Warhammer channel of my LGS Discord Server use AI ;-;

[robust prawn]

just beat the campaign :D

[little marten]

Now you can take part in the true endgame, harassing the developers here

[ripe tangle]

only because you asked nicely <3

[little marten]

Are you learning Russian

[ripe tangle]

nah

[cosmic burrow]

cyrylic is not equal to cyrylic

[somber stream]

Devs actively avoid this server like a cesspool it is

[robust prawn]

does that involve begging them not to nerf the Greatsword?

[little marten]

It can do

[cosmic burrow]

you would be wrong tho

[ripe tangle]

also Russian isn’t the only language to use Cyrillic alphabet.

[cosmic burrow]

a lot of ideas came from here

[little marten]

Ok dorks make me look stupid

[somber stream]

Name 1 dev

[little marten]

I actually am really smart I did a buzzfeed quiz thst said so

[cosmic burrow]

yes and cyrylic is not equal to cyrylic becuase those differ country to country

[blissful kiln]

cyrillic*

[amber delta]

acryllic

[cosmic burrow]

let me rephrase that. devs them selves maybe however playtesters gather ideas

[cosmic burrow]

CYRYLICA

[little marten]

Name Juan dev

[somber stream]

Players feedback are gathered by devs through play testers yeha

Also links from the CM sometimes

[robust prawn]

hehehhehhehehe smite go brr

[cosmic burrow]

from what i gathered playtester refined some of the ideas spewed here

[robust prawn]

hey whats max level again?

[little marten]

I have a terrible confession to make

[cosmic burrow]

and they got implemented

[ripe tangle]

tbh Latin alphabet is similar in that it’ll use same characters but also have unique characters for certain languages, and depending on the language characters can be pronounced different for each language, Spanish, English, and German all use Latin Alphabets and pronounce the majority of letters in each language differently from eachother, same logic applies when comparing Russian to Bulgarian and Serbian.

[little marten]

In the past two days I’ve caught up on this streamer dude that shocked his dog drama

[cosmic burrow]

30

if you see more its havoc lvl

[somber stream]

So, Devs still actively avoid interacting here. Can't blame them considering how often we talk shit about them lol

[robust prawn]

drat

im level 34 and i wanna fill my skilltree

[little marten]

I think the devs have personal accounts that are here tbf

[amber delta]

FS based Remote Detonation on this when designing Arbites

[little marten]

FatShark oracles

[cosmic burrow]

you only will ever get 30 points

[astral basin]

Ah yes.
Did you catch up on the months of drama from earlier this year on him?

[robust prawn]

meant 24 :(

[cosmic burrow]

we still mild about it

[ripe tangle]

There’s a mod that lets you see level beyond 30 I think

but it doesn’t mean anything

[little marten]

I don’t think so, it’s political right?

[ripe tangle]

sonce 30 is still more or less maximum for everything

[blissful kiln]

Hasan is a political grifter, yes

[somber stream]

One of the old CM said if there were any, they wasn't about to share that fact with anyone, being a Shark dev that is

Smart move, that is

[blissful kiln]

it could be any one of us

[cosmic burrow]

he could be you

[somber stream]

It could be you, it could be me!

[little marten]

It could be me

[amber delta]

💥

[cosmic burrow]

meet the fatshark dev

[little marten]

(It’s not me)

[somber stream]

Definitely not me

[astral basin]

Very. He was actively supporting violent action groups and loud mouthing warzone stuffs. Wasnt taken down by his platform despite how divisive he was getting

[robust prawn]

can i pick up the fatshark dev and SQUEEZE them?

[ripe tangle]

youll scare them Jee

[little marten]

He should just focus on sitting in a hot tub taking unemployment benefits off of gooners tbh

[cosmic burrow]

no we have hank for that

[ripe tangle]

how much would it cost to build a sauna in your basement?

[little marten]

Not as much as building a basement would

[somber stream]

According to a Finnish i knew

About 10k

[ripe tangle]

too expensive

[robust prawn]

aw

[somber stream]

Why would you want a Sauna in Texas

[ripe tangle]

I don’t

[little marten]

I had a estranged great aunt who got chased out of the country by the Russian mob (different story) and when I left university and needed a job her new husband she came back with was a rich banker dude so I wanted to get in with them and my dad was helping build a sauna for them in their house so I helped install it

Needless to say, they didn’t help me get a job

[somber stream]

Scammed by Russians

[astral basin]

“If only they listened to us about so many things” - any dt playtester

[somber stream]

Tale as old as time

[little marten]

They’re not Russians lol

[ripe tangle]

mfw Russians even scam eachother

[little marten]

Classic east end folks

[ripe tangle]

actually they probably scam eachother more than they scam anyone else

[somber stream]

Shiv them

[ripe tangle]

do they talk like Orks?

[little marten]

lol

I guess we kinda do

[somber stream]

Nonsense

I've heard your beautiful voice

[little marten]

She used to work with a guy and they sold dodgy mortgages I believe

[somber stream]

Straight from a play

[little marten]

One day her partner got visited by the mob and they tied him and his family up and held them at gunpoint

But she fled the country

[little marten]

Wicked the musical

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to get some sleep

it’s almost 5

[somber stream]

A play nontheless

[astral basin]

To have the confidence that i could resettle somewhere else

[somber stream]

Sleep well Lucia

[astral basin]

I probably can tbh.

[little marten]

Sweet dreams 😴

[somber stream]

You can, arm yourself with a proper job first though

[ripe tangle]

are made of these

who am I to disagree

I travel the world and the seven seas

everybody’s looking for something

[astral basin]

The biggest hurdle
Showing up to a new city to find the job and apartment situation the same as where im at

[somber stream]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

This isn't the 60s

[ripe tangle]

anyway for real gn

[little marten]

Big respect to folks that can do that tho

[somber stream]

Job first

[astral basin]

Some of them what to use you

[little marten]

I’d love to gtfo of here

[somber stream]

Same

[astral basin]

Some of them want to get used

[somber stream]

Let's all move to Austria

[little marten]

cries in brexit

[somber stream]

Oh right

[astral basin]

Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

[little marten]

I could probably get a job in like Qatar or something

But why the fuck do they even have good internet

[somber stream]

I have some mates in Saudi

Heard the job market there is bleak atm

[astral basin]

Stralia

Sorry i dont want to go to the land of bugs bigger than your face

[little marten]

I don’t think I could live myself if I ever set foot in saudi or UAE

[somber stream]

Yeah fuck that

Scandinavia still have relatively 'cheap' housing

Cons: you have to live there

[little marten]

I don’t really have a highly desired skill set that would justify me getting a visa anywhere in Europe sadly

[astral basin]

My state has the. “One of the lowest cost of living”. In the US.
But the income barely supports it. Nor do the taxes

[somber stream]

Sub urb and do remote

It's a realistic goal

[little marten]

I’m just focusing on getting some writing done these days

That’s about the extent of my ambition atm lol

[somber stream]

Still, that's something

So, well done

[little marten]

🤗

[somber stream]

(っ˶ ˘ ᵕ˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶ς)

[little marten]

Let’s co create a graphic novel about a alternate history wild west where the civil war was ended by the biblical apocalypse

[somber stream]

Interesting

Cowboy vs daemon, i swear i've seen a similar movie once

[little marten]

Was aliens sadly

[somber stream]

Whuh

Aliens are in the bible?

[little marten]

Depends who you ask

[somber stream]

Still, cowboys vs alien

There are multiple movies about that i think

[astral basin]

Jehovahs witness? Yes. They had everything explained
Mormons? Idr

[somber stream]

John on Mars or something

[astral basin]

John Carter

[little marten]

I think the weird west genre is open for some great stories

[somber stream]

Yeah that!

I enjoyed that movie

[little marten]

They just have to keep the stoic grit of actual westerns and not be too zany

Minus the way women are portrayed

[somber stream]

Dyed hair, half cut with an attitude

[little marten]

Based

[astral basin]

My childhood, john carter. Watched that movie dozens of times

[somber stream]

I once wrote a story, about a girl trying to survive the apocalypse. She wasn't strong or smart, she was lucky

Too bad i burned the thing because my classmates made fun of it

[little marten]

JOHN CARTERRRRE

Most of the best characters I write are women

[ember nimbus]

hello party people

how are you doing on this fine wednesday

[somber stream]

Hubngry

Lunch soon

[somber stream]

Holy shit, the Alien guy was William Da foe

[astral basin]

I get stuck on. The universe of a story. Overthinking. The grander view over the actual story of something

[somber stream]

Usually mean the actual story is boring af

[astral basin]

Willem has. A voice for a lot of things

[somber stream]

Or the setting is too good, it overshadowed the story itself

[astral basin]

I mean. Visual stuffs do it better than reading material
Its why i like LoL media
You have. A massive, established map and can throw a dart, find something there, and expand the lore on it

2-5 person views, major historical event type settings

…almost enthused enough to pick lotr or eregon back up

[little marten]

Malazan

If you haven’t read that already

It’s everything you described but on crack

[astral basin]

Hm

[tawny gorge]

bro why did you allow people like that to get to you

[somber stream]

Middle schooler

It was a battlefield

[tawny gorge]

that makes the story you were writing explainable

[astral basin]

Middle school. Horrible age range inside and out.

[robust prawn]

God whenever I use the Force Greatsword in crowds I just feel like that one Chivalry 2 freebird clip (the most viewed one)

[lilac crag]

got permanent eye damage from those fuckers

[robust prawn]

It makes my brain produce SO much serotonin

[astral basin]

The glass incident was that early????

[lilac crag]

in 8th grade yeah

[astral basin]

F

[blissful kiln]

I had a crazy guy almost pierce my eye with a pencil in a rage (in 4th grade)

it grazed and went along the nose instead

bro missed a 95%

[astral basin]

Im waiting to finish my vet grind b4 i get to the gandalf build 😩

[robust prawn]

Honest to god

Gandalf build is fun and all

But reject the Wizard

Embrace the blender

The blender is when you take a force Greatsword

You slap so many peril = crit, peril = toughness, and peril = damage upgrades on your Psyker

Chug a combat stim

And send them off into a crowd

[amber delta]

reject vile sorcery

embrace faith

[robust prawn]

Reject faith, embrace blender

[astral basin]

I was mad when i looked at psyker
Saw every key point i needed for the build i wanted
Gotta consult the ancients and honored minmaxers if i want to adjust on zealot

[robust prawn]

I ain’t even minmaxing lmao I’m just spamming left click and somehow getting the most kills

[astral basin]

Jazz hands, a passive that lets you eat ranged w block, bonus damage at the cost of gradual peril for an ability

Whatever the right keystone was

[robust prawn]

And the ability to mulch entire horde waves

[amber delta]

if there was pvp which class would be strongest

[robust prawn]

Psyker

[verbal panther]

ogryn

[amber delta]

if tou say anything other than zealot youre wrong

[robust prawn]

Psyker can stun everyone with smite and then Insta kill you with a Stub Revolver fan

[verbal panther]

ogryn has big shield

[dreamy shuttle]

PVP in darktide... that's a... scary thought

[verbal panther]

check mate

[robust prawn]

Smite goes through shield

:3

[verbal panther]

smite barely does any damage after the rework it feels

[robust prawn]

It really does

But I mainly use it for building a LOT of peril and getting close to fuckers before I turn the blender on

[somber stream]

I’ve heard, sorry it happened to you 🫂

Kids are cruel

[verbal panther]

are you a FGS or a FS user

[wicked sandal]

i just ate an entire box of mozzarella sticks

[astral basin]

Fun

May your fumigation be deadly

[orchid skiff]

I am all you need

[wicked sandal]

id believe it

[rare pulsar]

May the lord have mercy on your guts.

And may your poop be gentle and swift

[wicked sandal]

im about to eat some PB&J sandwiches

[rare pulsar]

Youre playing with fire my friend

Youre gonna end like elvis

[wicked sandal]

im baked

so

perhaps

[rare pulsar]

Understandable

That honestly sounds like something i would do when im high af.

Imcluding the violent pooping afterwards.

[orchid skiff]

What if we all just stopped pooping

[rare pulsar]

We would eventually poop from the mouth

[verbal panther]

oh boy its worse

[rare pulsar]

Thats what u get

[ember nimbus]

i think eventually your intestines rupture and you die of sepsis

[rare pulsar]

We can also eat with our ass instead

[ember nimbus]

real shitty way to go

pun intended

[rare pulsar]

Reverse digestion

[rare pulsar]

Hehehe

[ember nimbus]

once i was in the hospital on a morphine drip

and i didnt go number 2 for like 5 days

i was getting real worried

[rare pulsar]

Yeah i know the feel

That shit had me sweating cole bullets

Never again

[ember nimbus]

i destroyed that hospital bathroom

[rare pulsar]

I belive you

[ember nimbus]

that was a championship size turd

[rare pulsar]

You shouldve raised it to be your child

[ember nimbus]

another south park episode

the butt eating one and the one with bono

[rare pulsar]

Finally someone who gets it😂

That was such a good episode

[ember nimbus]

they brought back jesus this season

[verbal panther]

bro is referencing southpark

[ember nimbus]

might as well bring back mr hankey

[rare pulsar]

Havent watched the new season yet

[ember nimbus]

its alright

pc principal is a criminally based character

[rare pulsar]

They never dissapoint with new characters atleast

I have to watch it i totally forgot it exists

[ember nimbus]

the way they tied in chatgpt was hilarious

[blissful kiln]

who the hell watches south park in 2025

it's been "current political trend" the season for 10 years now

[rare pulsar]

I barely watch any series anymore

The last thing i watched was primal.

South park may not be as good as it used to be but its still better then 90% of the bs you see nowadays.

And south park allways was about current events

Thats why its good and because they dont care if they offend anyone.

[astral basin]

I want. Visualization to the red rising series

But it wont happen, bc they have a color coded caste system
Despite the novels being about its destruction

[blissful kiln]

South Park wasn't always 100% about "current thing". It had a lot of weird and silly episodes that had nothing to do with current events

also, it just looks soulless now

it had charm when it was still imitating cardboard cutouts

now it's overdesigned, overanimated, and it's 1 season "arc" about current thing or one joke repeated 30 times

[astral basin]

South park isnt just about current events
Theyre gimmick is to poke fun at all beliefs
Main reason Chef was removed is bc the va had a problem with them putting his beliefs under fire

Watching it got stale for me tbh

[rare pulsar]

True its not exclusively current events

But a lot of it allways was

And i did like the old ones more but i still like the newer ones aswell

[astral basin]

Usually

[ember nimbus]

theres not another cartoon out there that stayed this consistent

[rare pulsar]

With time everything gets stale

Maybe they just need to try something new

[analog prawn]

i am making funny german man

[blissful kiln]

south park is anything but consistent

[ember nimbus]

this mfer still mad about orange man lmao

[blissful kiln]

season 2-4 were the best, season 1 had some great stuff too

it goes slightly downhill and uphill from there and then drops from a cliff somewhere, maybe when they introduce superheroes or that PC guy

[blissful kiln]

who is mad?

[ember nimbus]

different strokes

[blissful kiln]

what makes you think that

I haven't even mentioned him once wut

[ember nimbus]

ye, i did

[little marten]

Trump has made the latest season kinda boring

As a European that is

[blissful kiln]

so wtf does this even mean lmao

[ember nimbus]

i think its pretty obvious

but we dont have to get into it rn

[blissful kiln]

what's obvious is that you spend too much time on reddit

[ember nimbus]

lol i was right

[blissful kiln]

and make weird assumptions

based on nothing at all

you're not the first to do it here

[lilac crag]

quiet down, you lot

this is silly

[blissful kiln]

it is very silly when you can't say you don't like something without a redditor accusing you of some political stance lmao

[little marten]

I’ll have to crack some skulls if you nitwits don’t pipe down

[ember nimbus]

we are getting pretty silly

getting shushed is kinda weird tho

[ember nimbus]

theres way worse discussions here daily

[little marten]

😼

[amber delta]

oh you don't like Hasan electrocuting his dog, you must be complicit in the genocide

[blissful kiln]

ZEUS ULT

🌩️

[rare pulsar]

The only god worse then zeus is neptune

Greek gods are fckn molesters😂

[digital lava]

ZEEEUUUUUUUSSSSSS

[rare pulsar]

Zeus will shapeshift into a duck to steal yo girl and then leave you with the kid.

[blissful kiln]

the forgotten greek god Moe

Moe Lester

[tawny gorge]

first thing i read

[tawny gorge]

is this

y'all good?

[rare pulsar]

No none of us is „good“

[amber delta]

I'm not good, I'm great

[rare pulsar]

My body is held awake by coffee and put to sleep by mary jane.

[tawny gorge]

skooma and skooma

[rare pulsar]

This is the way

[balmy jackal]

anyone on? Looking for game

[peak falcon]

I would be on, but I work.

[tawny gorge]

top 10 sentences

"i would be on but i literally can't be on"

[lilac crag]

not that bad of a statement

[final herald]

Look at who's nitpicking it lol

#1 nitpicker

[lilac crag]

I've noticed

[final herald]

No big surprise imo

[lilac crag]

lil bit

[dreamy shuttle]

Water is sick. It's like a soup for organism and microbiology

WC Sorry

[final herald]

Nah spit your facts

[pale shoal]

Maelstrom kicking my ass since yesterday

[final herald]

Gotta lock in fr

[lilac crag]

mobie are u free

[fierce cave]

Collect my pronouns

[pale shoal]

I need a bigger club

[dreamy shuttle]

Imagine 2-handed big slab of Rock on Stick, for Ogryn

[final herald]

Im doing escort work rn

[tawny gorge]

we all do

[lilac crag]

gotcha

[final herald]

Because apparently there is a fear that electricians will steal network equipment or smth

[final herald]

Aww shiet

[amber delta]

oh I thought like a prostitute work nvm

[dreamy shuttle]

He will drain your + and leave you with only -

[final herald]

[lilac crag]

goated reply

[final herald]

I'm a bid of a head honch hoe around here...

[digital thorn]

first time playing since open beta and im so stuck on which class to choose

[final herald]

Pick any

Enough slots for all

Play all

[fickle ravine]

Looking at "official" art of the Arbites..GW really dont want them to look differently

[final herald]

Nah they have plenty

Just not implemented yet

iirc FS subcontracts all the cosmetics to some chinese studio

[fickle ravine]

Source : I made it up

[lethal jasper]

Have they added new arbites drip since release

[fickle ravine]

No

[lethal jasper]

I haven’t checked for a while

💀

[fickle ravine]

GW kinda stopping them

[final herald]

Gem did you ever play ss13

[lilac crag]

[fickle ravine]

Space station?

No

[final herald]

Yer

Oke

Mb

[fickle ravine]

GW have an idea how a character/role should look with not much wiggle room

and looking at official models and art, the arbites really dont have much when it comes to uniforms

[final herald]

This is like 6 billion % speculation

[lilac crag]

they are exploring options with GW

the coat we have in game is a stretch in it of itself

[fickle ravine]

Literally other game compagnies that worked with GW came forward about how shit they are

when it comes to non-source material stuff being implemented

[lilac crag]

but as far as we can guess, they're likely to refresh the arbites with 11th edition

[amber delta]

when I'm in a money hating competition and my opponent is GW

[final herald]

It is mostly representation and abilities that GW starts violently spinning about

Like if you go "we will have pink votann" they will implode

But changing up helmets and shit isn't much to gawk at for them

[lilac crag]

its safe to say they're not against more arby fashion, it's just that, much like most concepts, they haven't been developed enough

they literally haven't given them more thought beyond their current uniforms

[fickle ravine]

Yeah

theres literally barely any variation in official art for Arbites

Looking at 40k art archive I saw like..

4 different armour sets, 2 of them already ingame

oh and some pre-horus heresy designs

[amber delta]

too bad 40k is completely set in stone and its literally impossible to come up with new designs

[fickle ravine]

like the current set of cosmetic we got are from the recent kill team for Arbites if I remember correctly

[lilac crag]

they are

[final herald]

We have like 2 chestplates out of the many that arbites can possibly get for example

None of the cool cuirass variants

(I.e. the one worn in rogue trader)

None of the more decorated/flamboyant variations

[fickle ravine]

I would love a set based on the Necromunda arbites uniform tho

[final herald]

Agreed

The only enemy of variation rn is time

We haven't even gotten the other trenchcoat in the files yet :^/

[fickle ravine]

oh right I cant post images here

[final herald]

Do we have the segmented chestplate

That the arbites w/ the bolt pistol has yet

I know we don't have the seal-covered armor/shield yet

[wooden creek]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/DHbfyzyv/adeptus-arbites-exaction-squads-are-simply-too-good-for-regular-police-work/ you mean the really old ones in here?

[pale shoal]

People DC a lot dang

[half parcel]

4/5 on storm survivor, rando shoots barrel and launches me off cliff. Im done trying this

[orchid skiff]

sorry i missed the poxwalker

[ocean widget]

just wait until the aussies get on
then you'll get it

[fickle ravine]

ended up being a commission, no clue why its in 40k.gallery

so nvm lol

[waxen jolt]

Wondering whether to buy the game or not
it's a bit pricey for me due to currency value differences even post discount

[amber delta]

clandestium gloriana?

[ocean widget]

wait for a sale

[orchid skiff]

don't

[ocean widget]

like a big one

[waxen jolt]

it's 60% off rn

[ocean widget]

not big enough

[waxen jolt]

it goes lower?

[ocean widget]

christmas it probably will

[orchid skiff]

lemme check

[amber delta]

you mean darktide?

[orchid skiff]

no this is the lowest

[amber delta]

60% off is a steal, go get it

[ocean widget]

on cdkeys its 9 quid 49 so no clue how much it is for you but check there

[orchid skiff]

you can get 71% at gamer thor (no clue what that is)

[ocean widget]

cus its 4 quid lower there than it is on steam rn

[orchid skiff]

but otherwise 60% is lowest official

[waxen jolt]

more expensive actually
on steam it's 51 on cdkeys it's 55

[ocean widget]

oof

[orchid skiff]

#zealot-class message

[pale shoal]

Why people keep leaving when they die once

[orchid skiff]

i got shit to do

bye

[amber delta]

hardcore permadeath players

[waxen jolt]

real question is, is the game worth buying rn?

[amber delta]

yes

[orchid skiff]

and to this i still say no

[waxen jolt]

er

[acoustic wren]

Yes

[waxen jolt]

I mean, I dont have a friend group that plays these types of games tho

[amber delta]

worth it anyway

I only play with randoms

[lilac crag]

game is intense. fun, but intense.

[pale shoal]

Who is you

[ocean widget]

its in a state right now

not a good one
not the worst though either

[orchid skiff]

i'm just me..

[pale shoal]

So when they die in the game do they uninstall?

I see

[amber delta]

when they die in game they die irl

[pale shoal]

Just like that one anime, ready player one

that's cool

I mean dying is not cool

[acoustic wren]

They create a new character and start from lvl1

[waxen jolt]

i think im just more concerned over spending so much money only to have no one to seriously enjoy it with
I bought GTFO last year for like, a 100 of my currency, and it sits untouched with only 31 hours on it
Because none of my friends ended up buying it, and the community just died down after the free trial ended

[acoustic wren]

Game has 4.5k players rn and double of that on weekends

[amber delta]

GTFO was a steamer bait friendslop, don't fall for streamer bait games

[waxen jolt]

I do like the concept of GTFO tho

[amber delta]

wait my bad, I was thinking of REPO not GTFO, ignore what I said

[broken hedge]

The game was kinda in a weird state but I think it finally ended being rebuilt from the ground up when it comes down to the mechanics surrounding the core gameplay loop

[ocean widget]

yeah darktide is a game you kick up for a single match and put down again

playing for extended periods of time at once isnt great

[waxen jolt]

the differing opinions is real, but good too

[broken hedge]

I think there's already enough content to entertain and occupy most casual players

[hazy kestrel]

Devil’s advocate here, playing for extended periods of time at once is great.

Thammermaxxing goes brrrr

[broken hedge]

All it needs is to gain momentum

That's what Darktide needs

[ocean widget]

until you go three straight losses

[broken hedge]

I think the game failed to capitalize on the Arbites hype

[ocean widget]

not to mention the difficulty unlock system sucks right now

so if you're a new player you're going to have to suffer through it

[hazy kestrel]

To quote loner psyker: “Maybe the God Emperor is testing you, zealot?”

[ocean widget]

10 matches of heresy and damnation to unlock auric

[hazy kestrel]

But yeah, I see what you mean

[hazy kestrel]

Speaking of, I’ve been seeing really low ranked people in aurics lately.

[round mica]

it’s not bad, but it can feel like a slog

[ocean widget]

haha not bad
meanwhile an arbites running straight through a daemonhost and dying to it

[hazy kestrel]

Somehow saw a level 8 ogryn. Never left the ready-up screen so fast in my life lmao.

[waxen jolt]

I'll just get it
Playing minecraft is boring without friends
Roblox sucks balls
Loneliness is real
And I just miss the idea of being able to hack and slash digital enemies

[ocean widget]

how the fuck

[round mica]

i’m pretty sure if you quit out of the match before the failed mission cutscene shows up it won’t count towards your penalty

[orchid skiff]

i didn't want to level him up in damnation

[hazy kestrel]

Or was it damnation? Either way, what the heck.

[orchid skiff]

stay next time i could use your help

[broken hedge]

In a squad w someone who has access to Auric

[ocean widget]

ah

awful

[broken hedge]

Probably power leveling

[orchid skiff]

try roguelikes

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t want to share your burdens pal

[orchid skiff]

gunfire reborn, nightreign, stuff like that makes it easy to make friends

or even vermintide 2

[waxen jolt]

I dont enjoy roguelikes, permadeath is just not for me

[orchid skiff]

it's a tide game but better

[round mica]

deep rock galactic has a pretty welcoming community aswell

the mods in the server suck ass though

[waxen jolt]

I do play deep rock galactic

[orchid skiff]

deep rock galactic is one of the best game ever and it's cheap as hell

oh

[dreamy shuttle]

ROCK AND STONE!

[waxen jolt]

but im in South East Asia
SEA region is swarmed by modded Chinese and Taiwanese players

[orchid skiff]

rip

[hazy kestrel]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[waxen jolt]

who just spawn in hundreds of items

or xp hack

[dreamy shuttle]

TO THE BONE

[round mica]

FOR KARL!

[ocean widget]

does darktide even have many SEA players?

[hazy kestrel]

ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!

[waxen jolt]

I dont know

usually when it's a more western oriented game, I find australian people

[dreamy shuttle]

Mushroom Mushroom... Stop it! Get back to Work!

[ocean widget]

yeah you'll probably find more aussies then

6k players rn and i doubt many are SEA ngl

[round mica]

warhammer is pretty popular in asia from what i’ve heard and seen

specially in Japan

[broken hedge]

It's kinda crazy that this game spent two years being rebuilt

[ocean widget]

warhammer the thing and darktide are notably different

[waxen jolt]

it's still niche
You can't even buy warhammer anything anywhere here but online

and very very very very niche figurine stores

[round mica]

Japan has a quite a few flagship stores though, idk what part you’re from

[orchid skiff]

isn't ur ping going to be crazy in darktide?

[somber stream]

Not really

[round mica]

but it’s kinda wild to me

[waxen jolt]

if it's australia maybe 50-60ms

[somber stream]

Japan has just about anything, but Warhammer isn't very popular there

[round mica]

in the smallest nook and cranny of japan you can even find the humble xbox store

[somber stream]

Real

[round mica]

idk about that bro, if it wasn’t decently popular why are there a few actual store locations for it?

[dreamy shuttle]

What's popular TTRPG in Japan?

[somber stream]

Japan has a lot of expat and western immigrant

[waxen jolt]

I'm from the beautiful country of Malaysia, where everyone hates each other, the government, and this shitty country.
But hey, could be worse, just no warhammer

[dreamy shuttle]

Like DnD etc

[somber stream]

No idea, not a local

[round mica]

i’ve never met anyone who hates asians more than asians

this checks out

[somber stream]

My mom's side is from there so i visit every once in a while

[dreamy shuttle]

That checks out for nearly every other ethnicty/race lol

[waxen jolt]

It's like LA and New Yorker hate
Same but not the same

[dreamy shuttle]

Nobody hates you more, than your neighbour

[somber stream]

Thailand has a few GW store, last time i visit

[waxen jolt]

Warhammer is somewhat popular in Thailand yes

[dreamy shuttle]

Did you lads also hear bout GW suing another company?

[round mica]

both are the same, just different flavors of ego

[dreamy shuttle]

the 3D printer ones

[somber stream]

The shit they pull make it hard for me to draw anything else about Warhammer

[round mica]

for what

[waxen jolt]

and pizza

[dreamy shuttle]

They sued Ghamak

And it's pretty big

[round mica]

no idea who they are

time for google

[fickle ravine]

EGO???

[waxen jolt]

Lord I pray a new yorker comes to Malaysia, and finds that one cafe with the banana and chocolate pizza

[fickle ravine]

[dreamy shuttle]

3D moddellers, who make lots of minis, in both W40k, Trench crusade and others etc

[waxen jolt]

actually dominoes here sell a banana with coconut jam sweet pizza

[fickle ravine]

oh my god I'm becoming the annoying limbus company fan

[dreamy shuttle]

I've heard horror stories about LC fans lmao

[tired steeple]

Call of Cthulhu

Outsells dnd there

By quite a lot

[fickle ravine]

they're not that bad, depends on the age range

[waxen jolt]

it's an infection, once you become one you must recommend it to everyone you know and spam Don Quixote gifs and emojis everywhere

[dreamy shuttle]

Protesting in-front of studio because they had the gall, to not give Biking to X character

[tired steeple]

Oh I love limbus company

[fickle ravine]

I already infected like 3 people

but like 2 out of 3 are story nerds

[dreamy shuttle]

CoC is amazing, glad to see it's being loved in Japan

[tired steeple]

Don Quixote is cool but I’m extremely sick of her face

[round mica]

what is limbus company

[tired steeple]

A gacha game

Korean

[round mica]

oh no

[waxen jolt]

You are not part of the solution

[somber stream]

don't

[tired steeple]

About corporations and that. Lots of brutal dystopia type shit

[fickle ravine]

to be FAIR, its one of the most forgiving one

[tired steeple]

Inspired by cyberpunk and the like

[fickle ravine]

like the game showers you in 10 pulls

[tired steeple]

Walp is soon

[dreamy shuttle]

A Sin.

[tired steeple]

That collab was like

I mean the story was good but we really lost another intervallo for that huh

[round mica]

the gambling addiction is speaking for you

[tired steeple]

No connection to canto 9

Somehow we’re still in hongyuan

Canto 8 and the entire arc has been the worst part of limbus company to me

[lethal solstice]

Did have slightly insane meursault lore drop though

[dreamy shuttle]

Btw. How dose Corpse Starch taste like? Minced meat?

[tired steeple]

It did

I’ve heard it just tastes “weird”

That’s the most I’ve read

[fickle ravine]

Honestly I like seeing the spinning animation without me needing to put money in

[fickle ravine]

Idk, I liked it

[lethal solstice]

He also finally referenced his source material

[dreamy shuttle]

Chicken weird, or human flesh weird?

[waxen jolt]

gelatin

[round mica]

reporting this to a foreman

[fickle ravine]

PM world is not cyber. It’s dystopian but it’s not that advanced yet

[round mica]

you’re now going to be executed

[dreamy shuttle]

I'M SORRY

[fickle ravine]

Don’t you DARE put rat meat in your corpse starch

[lethal solstice]

Mf there's an entire district that has complete control of local time scale

[waxen jolt]

doesnt rat meat just gets in randomly

[fickle ravine]

Yeah, that’s still not cyberpunk

[round mica]

you’re cooked

[lethal solstice]

It is highly advanced though

[tired steeple]

I mean I said inspired. Not that it’s the same

[round mica]

they said they are giving you a worse fate than death

[fierce cave]

Rat you say

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm getting choked, help chat

[lethal solstice]

Shattering the laws of physics advanced

[fickle ravine]

Cyberpunk is a genre tho-

[tired steeple]

Also Tbf cyberpunk doesn’t have like, time trains

[waxen jolt]

Rat I say

[round mica]

you’re gonna clean the ogryns toilet after 2 pots of coffee and indian food

[fierce cave]

Everyone who's normally on isn't om

So sad

[dreamy shuttle]

Imagine the chaos if we just added 1 extra electron to everything.

[fickle ravine]

Oh yeah, thing is. The source of it is more magical than technical

[round mica]

imagine a world where we all just shifted everything to the left by a few inches at the same time

[lethal solstice]

Still advancement in any case, just a different direction

[fickle ravine]

All corporations are using a source of magical thingy to fuel their tech

It’s more like magic/tech genre that I keep forgetting the actual name of

We do NOT talk about old L corp

[tired steeple]

the magic in limbus is pretty rare though that it can barely be called fantasy

[dreamy shuttle]

Would we live if Earth Gravity shifted just a little?

[round mica]

that’s a good question

[lethal solstice]

Yes

[fickle ravine]

No but you’d probably fuse with your love one

[round mica]

how much is a little to you

[fickle ravine]

And call yourself love town

[tired steeple]

tomerry

[fickle ravine]

Don’t worry about it

[lethal solstice]

It would mess with most anything that flies but we'd be fine

[tired steeple]

people should probably stop spoiling lovetown

like yeah it's dark and fucked up but it's also a huge part of the story and a really good intro to w corp

[round mica]

love town?

[fickle ravine]

More project moon talk

[tired steeple]

and people all but spell out what it actually is lol

[fickle ravine]

Don’t worry about it

[round mica]

love town sounds like a good place for an ogryn

[fickle ravine]

I-

Hm

[dreamy shuttle]

That's intersting

[balmy jackal]

The mayor is actually ogryn

ogrynese

[dreamy shuttle]

I always tought any change to gravity is big boom dead for us

[lethal solstice]

I mean it would suck because your body is now constantly under like 5% more stress or smth

But we'd be fine

[round mica]

i remember seeing a long time ago that if we got any closer to the sun, like let’s say if our planet got closer by about 30 feet we would be cooked

[lethal solstice]

Future generations would grow up in it and adapt slightly to deal with it

[round mica]

30 feet don’t seem like a lot

but i guess it is

[dreamy shuttle]

Isn't the sun getting bigger tho?

[lethal solstice]

30 feet wouldn't matter in the slightest

[round mica]

i hope

[lethal solstice]

Its an astromically imperceptible distance

[dreamy shuttle]

Like the storms on surfce of Sun etc

[round mica]

i wish i could get to see it explode and destroy everything

[lethal solstice]

Over the timescale of hundreds of millions of years, yes

[fickle ravine]

It’s in library of ruina- the game is 4 years old

[round mica]

the best firework in the galaxy

[tired steeple]

if I got in trouble for spoiling a 10 year old anime for someone I'm not letting this off

[fickle ravine]

You should’ve told the other person they’re weird

[round mica]

at that point that’s their fault

not yours

[tired steeple]

it was jojo part 1

[dreamy shuttle]

So we're good for next.... 10 years right?

other than... smog killing us

[round mica]

no

[tired steeple]

smough and orenstein

[dreamy shuttle]

well gg

[round mica]

on the 9th year a day before the new year, we are doomed

[fickle ravine]

Kinda funny heathclif story is like one that is more aligned with the original book

Than the other sinners

[round mica]

i wonder how long it would take for us all to die when the sun explodes

[opal raft]

Hey guys I’m new and have some questions?

[round mica]

seconds? minutes?

[dreamy shuttle]

Well might as well release the Ice-cliffs, and let all new and amazing bio-friends free, from Antarctica

[fickle ravine]

Shoot, what’s up?

[opal raft]

I play the tabletop game

Does this server have help and tips with painting?

I’m trying to find some help is all

[fickle ravine]

Nah this is more for darktide

[opal raft]

Oh okay

[fickle ravine]

The actual video game

[tired steeple]

there's a mini channel

[amber delta]

#40k-minis-and-armies

[round mica]

i mean you could ask in the figures channel?

[somber stream]

Thin yo paint

[fickle ravine]

Is there?

[opal raft]

Do you know any servers that might have one?

[fickle ravine]

Oh neat

[tired steeple]

good ole official warhammer server

is it official

the reddit one

[amber delta]

you can also try Wahapedia discord server

[tired steeple]

there's 2 reddit ones actually

[opal raft]

Oh I found the mini server

Thanks friends!

[tired steeple]

have fun

[dreamy shuttle]

Is there some kind of super uber bacteria in Antarctica that's frozen still?

[round mica]

if there is, we should steal it

and thaw it out

[dreamy shuttle]

make bio-weapon from it, against Xenos

[round mica]

just put the water in a super soaker

and go to town

a hypochrondriacs worst nightmare

[dreamy shuttle]

Licking doorknob on public toilet pleases Nurgle.

[round mica]

reminds me of the dude who went around licking products in a store while having covid

he did indeed get arrested for it aswell

[dreamy shuttle]

Bruh

Wild Lore lmao

[opal raft]

By the way guys

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE TABLETOP GAME

The satisfaction and happiness you have when you finish a army

Is a amazing feeling

[round mica]

i do not care enough about warhammer to play the tabletop unfortunately

[tired steeple]

yeah see uh unfortunately uhh

[opal raft]

That’s fine!

[round mica]

only for the vidya games

[trail bolt]

I don't think I'll like WH40K table top

[worn rivet]

yeah darktide actually needs a genestealer cult

[tired steeple]

I don't have a spare house to sell

[opal raft]

It’s very expensive to lol

[trail bolt]

I will buy a Lion El Johnson Figurine soon

[opal raft]

I only. An afford one army

[opal raft]

XDDD

[trail bolt]

Same here

[tired steeple]

my gf paints nurgle and sisters

[opal raft]

I have a small table

[tired steeple]

I'm surprised she hasn't gotten any orks yet

[trail bolt]

I want to get JOYTOY figurines tho

[opal raft]

Orks are cool but…

THE RAVEN GUARD

[trail bolt]

Like the lion El Johnson one I bought today

[round mica]

who wants to go to bhutan and take some betel nuts and wonder around in the forest

[opal raft]

IS THE BEST

[dreamy shuttle]

Do anyone has idea, how would Tide-Game, work like. With Slaneesh?

[trail bolt]

Jokes on you I can already do that. I'm in India

[dreamy shuttle]

Would it be hords of Demonette or cultists?

[trail bolt]

First of all, the game would be called DiddyTide

[round mica]

send some betel nuts over this way

[trail bolt]

Because Slaanesh

[dreamy shuttle]

Brother Please

[trail bolt]

Ayo

[round mica]

wait

are they diddlers??

[trail bolt]

slurps coffee

[stuck wasp]

Cultists with Daemonettes appearing as high Elites (Likewise Plaguebearers should come as High Elites) like the Ogryns are for the Scabs

[dreamy shuttle]

I think Khorne would be amazing for next Chaos god, in Tides game. And Slaneesh in proper RPG

to tempt you and twist etc

[stuck wasp]

I hope that all the Chaos gods take part in DT.
Don't think stand alone Khorne-tide/Slaanesh-tide/Tzeentch-tide would be good

[dreamy shuttle]

Agreed, but it is alot of work, to get all chaos baddies, including Emperur, into it

[pale shoal]

My first maelstrom clear was with a team full of ogryn

[round mica]

anyone here a fan of orbit culture?

[tired steeple]

what's that

sounds interesting

[dreamy shuttle]

YESSSS YESSS rocks are delicous!

full of minerals

[ember nimbus]

@blissful kiln
im sorry for ragebaiting
its been a weird week

[dreamy shuttle]

G...Gachi Wars?

[round mica]

modern metal band that’s pretty damn good

very unique imo

[pale shoal]

Apparently the new pokemon game town is like one model

[hasty sky]

[dreamy shuttle]

I'm Scared.

Is any strong Voystoyok guard nearby to warm me up?

[final herald]

Whar

Like 1 huge articulated model or

[arctic escarp]

yes

[waxen jolt]

bought it already playing thru prologue

[arctic escarp]

[dreamy shuttle]

Yes. Buy it. And join private, Ogryn only HRP

[stuck wasp]

Tbh, I think that if FS do another 40k tide game, they should aim at Orks (Either playable or tide), and/or Tyranids

[dreamy shuttle]

I agree with Orks, they need more love. Tyranids have enough in SM2

Greentide also sounds sick

[tawny gorge]

orks vs?

[dreamy shuttle]

Tau of course.

No melee.

[tawny gorge]

i want a farsight game

[tender horizon]

You familiar with the war of dakka?

[dreamy shuttle]

No. Not really. Enlighten me!

[tender horizon]

There have been a few events across 40ks lifespan called "the war of dakka" but they normally boil down to orks going "tau have some real flash guns, we should go and kill them and take those guns" and a war of overwhelming firepower starts Orks v Tau

I think Farsight was involved in one of em

[tawny gorge]

acknowledging the Tau's obscenelly strong firepower

[tender horizon]

Most factions will

[tawny gorge]

Orkz 1 - 0 Imperium

[tender horizon]

Nah

The Imperium does

Its why the Deathwatch don't outshoot them

They just beat them to death with hammers instead

[tawny gorge]

okay but it's such a difference in firepower that not taking those weapons to reverse engineer them is dumb

[tender horizon]

I mean

The Imperium literally has

One small scale you have deathwatch literally having sanctified pulse rifles

On the large scale

New Imperium plasma is iirc made using tau tech

Which is why its more stable

[stuck wasp]

Tyr

[civic otter]

i know them, but i am more of an old school/underground type of guy when it comes to metal

if you like melodeath

[tawny gorge]

what are the orkz gonna do, die?

give the Necrons the Daleks

[civic otter]

try under threat - desperate human's path @round mica

[tender horizon]

Orks v tau would be cool as long as I could join the side of the orks

[tawny gorge]

idk i've always thought the orkz vs the tau wouldnt make sense

too many orkz

[round mica]

i’ll definitely check em out

[tawny gorge]

the tau can't handle the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[round mica]

i’ve been listening to nothing but orbit culture and wayfarer

[sleek harness]

Orks would hate them, because they would keep fleeing

[round mica]

the one band i showed you a bit back

american gothic is such a good album

[tawny gorge]

on some night lords shenanigans

[sleek harness]

Like, the orks will appear in the middle of the area where they will be fighting and the T'au just say "fuck you" and stays very far away to shoot at them with their guns

And then when the orks are able to reach them the T'aus will just go into their ships and stop very far away to do the same thing again

That's their strategy

[tender horizon]

Orks bait tau with kroot iirc

[tawny gorge]

what if they send in the purple orkz

[tender horizon]

Cause Kroot will fight a good fight and Tau will come to save Kroot

[tawny gorge]

how much plot armour are you giving the kroot

[ocean widget]

why dont the orks just make a peasant railgun to shoot at the ships

[tender horizon]

Me? None.

[sleek harness]

Difficult to build that while being shot at by 3000 T'aus

[ocean widget]

not really
just get a couple orks to stand in a line and throw an ork

[round mica]

why don’t the orkz just paint themselves red to make em go faster and catch the Tau

[sleek harness]

If the Smartz Boyz believes

Then sure

[sleek harness]

I think T'au blood would replace their paints

So they become slow again and the T'aus escape

[tawny gorge]

isnt tau blood purple

wait

[sleek harness]

Maybe

[tawny gorge]

blue blood

purple organs

[round mica]

blue blood sword

[sleek harness]

What blue does to orks?

[round mica]

oh em gee

[sleek harness]

[round mica]

demons souls reference????

[blissful kiln]

[low hemlock]

makez em swin faster‼️

🤽

[tawny gorge]

turns them into sonic the hedgehog

[round mica]

i think blue makes em fly

[ocean widget]

luck

[round mica]

ah

[blazing hawk]

Luckier

[round mica]

what color is for flight then?

yellow?

[ocean widget]

fucking hell

yellow is more dakka

basically bigger explosions n shit

[round mica]

big boom

can i get 5 big booms?

[waxen jolt]

Oh dear
Just a few minutes in and im getting hit with backend error

[ocean widget]

[waxen jolt]

I really don't wanna have to refund it

[ocean widget]

i'd say go for it
FS servers suck ass

and given you're in SEA im betting they'll suck even more than usual

[round mica]

don’t dew it

become ogryn

krump baddies!

[waxen jolt]

i think im more of a psyker

[round mica]

that’s what they all say

then they get a taste of that sweet sweet nosh

[little marten]

Ogryn players fighting the constant urge to shove Lego up their ass;

😾

[formal mortar]

If you are a person of culture who likes big booty, you will play ogryn

[sleek harness]

WHAT THE FUCK NURGLE SILVERHAND

[formal mortar]

Otherwise, you play one of the leftovers

[little marten]

Big booty full of Lego

[orchid skiff]

i warned you

[little marten]

I’m sorry friend