I like Perturabo for no reason other than he's just a massive cunt
#general-chat
misty trench
vocal hawk
emperors children
jaunty path
It's literally just simmered Butter with the impurities removed
so It's just fine to use ghee lmfao
Originating from India
misty trench
would you say
ripe tangle
and who is least evil Chaos Marines?
misty trench
it's all ghee
ripe tangle
and same question but for Loyalist SM?
misty trench
red corsairs for chaos imo
ripe tangle
most and least evil
vocal hawk
and who is least evil Chaos Marines?
iron warriors
jaunty path
Wait used as a traditional medicine, the fuck?
whole glade
Salamander are the least Evil
vocal hawk
most and least evil
ultramarines are the least friggin evil
vocal hawk
bc they suc
how
jaunty path
I wonder how mfs come to the conclusion that eating butter will cure you of an aliment
ripe tangle
I wonder how mfs come to the conclusion that eating butter will cure you of an a...
believe it or not, eating fat is good for you.
jaunty path
believe it or not, eating fat is good for you.
Don't eat butter.
vocal hawk
don’t disrespect guilliman like that
ripe tangle
just not too much
jaunty path
No just don't eat sticks of butter Lucia
ripe tangle
people used to eat garlic medicinally
ripe tangle
No just don't eat sticks of butter Lucia
Why would I do that?
jaunty path
I'd like to eat Garlic casually
jaunty path
Why would I do that?
misty trench
tumeric my beloved
vocal hawk
Black Templar?
I thought you were talking about ultramarines
anyways how are they overdone
whole glade
I thought you were talking about ultramarines
Theyre meh
ripe tangle
I can’t eat too much garlic… I also can’t go out in the sun during the day
vocal hawk
Theyre meh
they are witerally THE good guys
ripe tangle
and I can’t go to people’s houses unless they invite me first
whole glade
they are witerally THE good guys
Salamanders are
vocal hawk
horrid bait
misty trench
I can’t eat too much garlic… I also can’t go out in the sun during the day
that sucks
ripe tangle
can we get perms back soon? I promise I won’t post porn and only post gifs of Sisters of Battle stuff
vocal hawk
counterpoint: malum caedo
whole glade
counterpoint: malum caedo
okay? doom slayer for blueberries?
misty trench
can we get perms back soon? I promise I won’t post porn and only post gifs of Si...
very much so out of my hands I'm afraid
whole glade
ripe tangle
what a shame…
ripe tangle
None of them are evil
jovial mist
Misunderstood
jaunty path
The World Eaters need hugs
jovial mist
Real
ripe tangle
also everyone knows the biggest chad in universe is Abelard Weserian
whole glade
the Night Lords need a caring father and therapy
vocal hawk
why didn’t the emperor give horus a warhammer for his birthday? he has 40k of them. is he greedy?
misty trench
it's gonna be wild when the astartes get embroiled in roiding scandals and all current marines are disqualified from service
jaunty path
The Emperor wakes up and just starts screaming
misty trench
we find out the Emperor's real name is Vincent Macmannus
knotty pawn
after trying space marine2 pve, DT is a way to go
ripe tangle
Canonically could the Emperor just…. say fuckit and make the whole Galaxy go BOOM killing everyone and everything?
vocal hawk
after trying space marine2 pve, DT is a way to go
good for you dude
knotty pawn
DT is great example throwing insane challenge and still fair, sm2 isn't my cup of tea
ripe tangle
including himself
jaunty path
Canonically could the Emperor just…. say fuckit and make the whole Galaxy go ***...
Do you mean the Dark king
Probably!
Soon enough!
He needs to hurry up!
Honestly I don't know where the Imperium would be in that- oh
Self destructing
Yeah no wonder, the Imperium is self destruction lmfao
So he's probably gonna blow up
stuck wasp
If the Golden Throne stop working then yes there would be an explosion, a second eye of terror, and possibly have the Emperor coalesce into a Chaos God
somber stream
If the Golden Throne stop working then yes there would be an explosion, a second...
The entire Imperium would collapse in a matter of days
jaunty path
Please.
somber stream
probably for the better
knotty pawn
some said empy will be reborn that way
jaunty path
I hope faith in the emperor dies then and there
stuck wasp
The Imperium yes, as Terra would explode, and the Warp lighthouse would disappear.
Mars would teleport away.
There would be many smaller human realms though
jaunty path
I HOPE
somber stream
Macragge would still be around
stuck wasp
some said empy will be reborn that way
Something will be reborn, won't be the Emp per se
knotty pawn
maybe new chaos god of order that will turn us into more than flesh and blood
somber stream
Humanity will get isolated for millenias till someone, somewhere find an alternative means of space travel
stuck wasp
Like the Dark King's domain is encroaching Ruin, which is the same that imbued the Great Horned Rat
somber stream
Since well, no more tech heresy
stuck wasp
Since well, no more tech heresy
Smaller jumps would still be possoble
somber stream
Hmmm
The Tyranids, can somehow travel FTL in space
How? Ultra space fart?
Crons can teleport through space without relying on Warp
lethal solstice
Gravity tunnel stuff
knotty pawn
tyranid just don't make sense anyway, just big bad scary being with magical support
lethal solstice
Lexi has a good paragraph about it
vocal hawk
you guys like boltgun or bolt pistol
knotty pawn
on zealot i prefer pistol one
depend on what u need, if u need quick swap special snipe pistol is a way to go, but if u want to clear horde of special is a matter of sec big bolter is unmatched.
astral basin
Hmmmm
Trying to gather my thoughts after turning into sloshful soup on borderlands
I want to load up dt
But ik i wouldn’t comprehend entering a match
thick fog
Smyther users be like: I am gonna avoid to use my melee but smite
Legit two smite players and not seeing them once using their melees
captain and beast spawns with a mixed horde on top and only they did is holding smite until got smacked on the ass
low wharf
Do everyone a favour and kick them on sight 
somber stream
I'm eagerly waiting for someone to manifest Minas Tirith and Helms deep in Battlefield Portal, it's a matter of time i'm sure
astral basin
Lotr in bf?
somber stream
Import some Uruk-hai model and script into the thing and we have ourselves a proper modern military vs Lotr like that one video
somber stream
Lotr in bf?
Yes, it's possible with the new portal mode
You can code, script, import models and skeletons
somber stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNHsIPg3Lzo
Some aussie made a video about 500 modern troop vs 10,000 Uruk-Hai some time ago
astral basin
That would be. Interesting
Turn battlefield into a l4d/tide trench shooter
somber stream
That would be. Interesting
Turn battlefield into a l4d/tide trench shooter
Yeah i can see this happening ngl
Zombie is one of the primary focus of the modding community rn lol
astral basin
Lmao
somber stream
Expect Master Chief and Shrek in Battlefield
astral basin
I miss day z
But. I dont want day z
somber stream
Looter shooter? In my battlefield?
ripe tangle
Expect Master Chief and Shrek in Battlefield
you forgot Peter Griffin, Optimius Prime, and Snoop Dogg
and at Christmas they'll add Santa Claus as a temporary fomo
somber stream
you forgot Peter Griffin, Optimius Prime, and Snoop Dogg
No no, we're talking community mod
For Portal mode
ripe tangle
oh, I'm over here just making fun of CoD
astral basin
Thats largely the part i dont want
The loot.
I didnt mind the entrenchment part. But. Idk. There were a lot of package tasks in my horde defense game
somber stream
astral basin
I wonder if CoD has ever petitioned GW for model use
ripe tangle
speaking of Looter Shooters there was this one my friends had me play, I remember playing this one where you're in Russia and everyone has to join a PMC but you can also just play as the local looters and you had to get from point A to point B and loot the area without getting killed, also everyone was using cheats/hacks/aimbot, and none of the ammunition was compatible with any other kind of ammunition lol
ripe tangle
I forgot the name of it but if I heard it I'll recognize it immediately
astral basin
Sounds a lil like division or tarkov
ripe tangle
it was Tarkov
somber stream
Tarkov is a cesspool now, very unfortunate
vocal hawk
mutalith vortex beast is like prime radahn
ripe tangle
it was a cesspool when I tried to play it
ripe tangle
I was surprisingly good at playing as a Scav but suuuuuucked when I tried being a PMC
which... is weird
somber stream
Never played the thing myself, the gunplay seems satisfying though
astral basin
Every time i hear about tarkov its about the pvp
And the arena specific port
And how it gets more n more inaccessible bc of cheaters n counter cheaters
somber stream
Devs kinda butchered their own game too
Introduced some sort of ultra p2w package
IN A PAID GAME
astral basin
I want to take a look at the division
But always hear the same things about it as the other “serious” looter shooters
somber stream
Avoid those like the plague
The only thing i loot nowaday are sweet rolls and cheese wheels in Skyrim
astral basin
Its a game type i heavily enjoy
But its like. Im more scav than pvp player. The pvp aspect makes it fun for the suspense of “oh crap there’s something going on”, and miserable of “they chased me just to greed a kill wth”
Sweet rolls
sweet rolls
somber stream
Licht. Im scared. That sounds like a scary mod.
astral basin
I was gonna curse you with a roll consistently crashing your next session
But
It looks like you have it covered
High poly sweet rolls… who needs that many triangles on a circle…
sleek lotus
Bleed for eight seconds
vocal hawk
Bleed for eight seconds
no they aren’t
sleek lotus
Everything in the game makes you bleed for 8 seconds now
astral basin
Hydration to dull the coffee migraine
amber delta
I drink coffee to dull coffee migraine
somber stream
I have coffee with condensed milk and cocoa
blissful kiln
ripe tangle
@somber stream are you still alive?
somber stream
Apparently
ripe tangle
gut!
somber stream
What? Why?
ripe tangle
so apparently the language with the most swear word uses is tied between English and German and the language with the most actual words is apparently Italian
ripe tangle
What? Why?
Idk bored
ripe tangle
the language with the least is actually Japanese who only has one “swear word” and it’s Kuso which means shit, but context matters so saying it as a standalone word is extremely childish and hits the ear more like you’re saying “poopy” rather than “shit”
which is kinda funny
somber stream
Next to none, yeah
ripe tangle
idk I just think that’s interesting is all
somber stream
I've been using "Sibal" and "Gae sea kee" a lot lately
ripe tangle
I've been using "Sibal" and "Gae sea kee" a lot lately
words that if I say, my Mom will materialize herself somewhere nearby just to smack me upside the head lol
somber stream
Lol, the koreans folk sure can type fast
And swear plenty, too. From what i've seen
ripe tangle
lmao yeah
rocky radish
the language with the least is actually Japanese who only has one “swear word” a...
I’ve always found this weird, because there’s a mountain of things i can say in Japanese that are technically not classed as swear words, but will have people clutching their purses in horror
ripe tangle
iirc Japanese “swear” by using certain manner of speech and by like, wishing death upon people and stuff like that
which is kinda like how Medieval People would insult people actually lol
long sigil
uhh why use that word
somber stream
I’ve always found this weird, because there’s a mountain of things i can say in ...
It's how we put the words together, create context
rocky radish
It's how we put the words together, create context
I can do it with single words, too
ripe tangle
calling you an idiot?
somber stream
Yeah but it's the way you say it
ripe tangle
that’s what aho means right?
somber stream
Yes
long sigil
even word goofy
rocky radish
"Aho" hurt me the most
I met a dude from Finland who lived in Japan. His surname was Aho. Every time he introduced himself you could see the pain in his expression
somber stream
I met a dude from Finland who lived in Japan. His surname was Aho. Every time he...
Ah damn, i can feel it
In fact, i'm feeling it right now
little marten
RAaawr
ripe tangle
NG!
long sigil
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
ripe tangle
rocky radish
A rawring nurgle makes me reach for my bolt pistol out of reflex
ripe tangle
alao @somber stream Chinese swear a lot too, buuuuuut some dialects have more swears than others
for example, Cantonese has A LOT of swearing lmao
long sigil
i cant speak about china here
ripe tangle
Cantonese is a type of Chinese
somber stream
Shit am i racist for that?
somber stream
Yeah ik, dialect
long sigil
ffffffffffffffffffffffff
somber stream
Hongkong folks
long sigil
hongkong is fine
ripe tangle
Hong Kong and the region around is is the Canton yeah
long sigil
but not anymore i think
ripe tangle
ngl I actually like Taiwan
somber stream
Yeah same
long sigil
mid
somber stream
Taiwan is like Japan, but slightly cheaper
ripe tangle
Taiwan is Island China that isn’t PRC
rocky radish
I played havoc for the first time last night with 3 dudes on the hong kong server. No clue what they were saying, but they were pretty skilled and let me join for multiple games
somber stream
Very civilized bunch
little marten
Bit Asian in here atm
ripe tangle
Minjun, you ever been to Jeju?
long sigil
i go once i was young
somber stream
Bit Asian in here atm
Get diversified
somber stream
Whuh
blissful kiln
Post the Korean woman doing the thing
ripe tangle
same, I’ve only been once when I was like 12
long sigil
i cant say
somber stream
A bit late but i appreciate the effort
ripe tangle
i cant say
Why not?
little marten
I am pro Asia
ripe tangle
what’s happening?
blissful kiln
somber stream
Whuh? Are they pulling a UK over there?
little marten
Say it backwards
ripe tangle
does it involve China?
blissful kiln
it backwards
long sigil
i dont care other land china man
but
uh
china land living china man kinda being shitty
ripe tangle
UK backwards is KU or Kingdom United, which sounds like the name of a fictional Football Club.
long sigil
too kr guys
ripe tangle
china land living china man kinda being shitty
are they ever not being shitty?
somber stream
So mainland Chinese living in Korea is being dicks to Korean
And is being invasive pest, is this correct?
long sigil
they shit in street of jeju
little marten
I went for a curry last night and I enquired about the amount of sauce on a reasonably priced dish, was told no sauce so was like okay I’ll get a backup but the gentleman started recommending me another lamb dish and I assumed ok similar and it was the fucking most expensive dish on the menu
long sigil
not a lie
amber delta
China not shitty when they sell me cheap stuff
little marten
It came in a swan made of tinfoil and they set it on fire in the middle of the restaurant
somber stream
I went for a curry last night and I enquired about the amount of sauce on a reas...
Move to another resto
ripe tangle
I never understood street defecation, like… I’m 30 years old and never in my life have I ever tried to shit somewhere that isn’t a private toilet 😐
somber stream
Oh damn, he went for it
little marten
You know what’s the biggest slap in the face
The receipt charged me £1 extra for (extra sauce)
somber stream
I never understood street defecation, like… I’m 30 years old and never in my lif...
Never went forest camping?
little marten
It didn’t even have sauce
amber delta
you should try shitting in a forest sometime
ripe tangle
Never went forest camping?
I have before yes
somber stream
How
amber delta
it's a great experience
somber stream
Did they sauced the meat maybe?
somber stream
I have before yes
So, shovel or wait till home?
ripe tangle
shovel…
somber stream
Proper!
ripe tangle
but that’s not in the fucking street!
somber stream
One of us, one of us, one of us
ripe tangle
:v
little marten
If you gotta go you gotta go
I saw a lady taking a poo under a bridge in London once
orchid sigil
amber delta
did you quickly look away or kept watching
little marten
did you quickly look away or kept watching
I stared at her until LoS was broken
Because that’s what you do when you see someone taking a shit under a bridge
somber stream
I did a Berliner thing once, when i was piss drunk a decade or so ago
amber delta
keep staring until they notice you and feel awkward
ripe tangle
Minjun is afraid of losing his Social Credit
little marten
To be fair she wasn’t looking up
long sigil
let me send death to xi
little marten
So she didn’t see me
long sigil
oh shit
somber stream
Stealth 100
ripe tangle
Chinese assassins show up to his door at night because he badmouthed China on a Discord Server
orchid sigil
Most likely Mao is going to eat him
amber delta
fierce cave
Chinese assassins show up to his door at night because he badmouthed China on a ...
Pov uk Facebook
ripe tangle
Cats say Mao, does this mean every Cat is secretly the Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party?
somber stream
Unless someone snitched on you, don't think you can get into trouble on Discord
Lucia, i think it's time for bed
ripe tangle
I’m already in bed
ripe tangle
What’s that?
ripe tangle
Sounds like heresy to me…
fierce cave
Sounds like heresy to me…
Books are hallucinogenics
ripe tangle
amber delta
sleep is the little death that brings total obliteration
little marten
Closed eye hallucinations are different to sleep actually
somber stream
Oh right
ripe tangle
oh that reminds me, did you know Anesthesia doesn’t actually numb nor stop pain… it just turns your brain off.
somber stream
Closed eye hallucinations are different to sleep actually
How did you manage to get up and work when you stay up till literally 4 or 5 sometimes
ripe tangle
and mimics near death
little marten
How did you manage to get up and work when you stay up till literally 4 or 5 som...
I don’t lol
fierce cave
somber stream
Off day?
little marten
Nah just project based work
ripe tangle
one of the most common deaths during surgery is your body being so stressed out from being cut open and worked on so you get a heart attack
somber stream
Oh lol
ripe tangle
Did you know that?
amber delta
I did
little marten
Very morbid
somber stream
"Project based work" = fuck off 80% of the time then go into panic mode the remaining 20
little marten
"Project based work" = fuck off 80% of the time then go into panic mode the rema...
Yeah basically
amber delta
Morbidly obese
little marten
I should probably consider a new job in the new year but I’ve never worked a full 5 day week lol
fierce cave
I should probably consider a new job in the new year but I’ve never worked a ful...
A J*B
ripe tangle
Morbid Obesitidedly.
blissful kiln
oh that reminds me, did you know Anesthesia doesn’t actually numb nor stop pain…...
total anaesthesia is also dangerous
fierce cave
Morbid Obesitidedly.
Sound like a system of a down song
somber stream
Choose one that will enable you to work for yourself in the near future
fierce cave
Pouring drinks
ripe tangle
JK I work at a bar
so do I!
somber stream
Waging suck these day
blissful kiln
which is why it baffles me that so many people spam cosmetic surgery for no reason
fierce cave
Waging suck these day
True
little marten
JK I work at a bar
Do you knock the jukebox with your hips when it stops working
little marten
Based
ripe tangle
Do you knock the jukebox with your hips when it stops working
Yeah
fierce cave
My ass, you work in a family establishment!
Uh no
little marten
Bar folks are so cool 🙁
fierce cave
ripe tangle
I’m not cool…
somber stream
Oh? Got the wrong person?
fierce cave
Bar folks are so cool 🙁
Lesbian bar worker goes hard
ripe tangle
I’m very much not cool
fierce cave
fierce cave
I’m very much not cool
Lies
somber stream
I’m very much not cool
You're cool to me
little marten
That’s what a cool person says
blissful kiln
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somber stream
🫵
ripe tangle
damn
little marten
Also lesbians have a natural + cool modifier
ripe tangle
okay thank you
fierce cave
Also lesbians have a natural + cool modifier
Literally me
Alsow
Wedding planned
So cool
somber stream
Fast
little marten
When’s my invite arriving
ripe tangle
Cool
ripe tangle
Wedding planned
Happy for you
fierce cave
Happy for you
little marten
Then I can’t give you my blessing and every lesbian couple knows it’s not official without the blessing of a straight man from the internet
somber stream
This is true
fierce cave
Then I can’t give you my blessing and every lesbian couple knows it’s not offici...
Got the main man for that one
little marten
Jesus?
fierce cave
fierce cave
YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE ALL MIGHTY JIMMY
orchid sigil
The emperor is the only man i welcome in my life
little marten
Not to like poo poo your pity but you don’t have to be worthy of love, you just have to be be worthy to give love
fierce cave
Not to like poo poo your pity but you don’t have to be worthy of love, you just ...
Change love for lore
somber stream
You can't love others if you don't love yourself
ripe tangle
Heh
fierce cave
You can't love others if you don't love yourself
little marten
Everyone is worthy of love by default, that metric is only decreased by your own inability to love back
I’m Nurgle gamer and this is my Ted Talk
somber stream
It's 12
little marten
11 here but the sin remains a sin
somber stream
Time for lunch
little marten
I had a good idea for an app
somber stream
Does it involve AI?
little marten
But I don’t know how to talk to computers
It probably could be bullshitted to ‘include’ AI
little marten
You know lol in my last job like 6/7 years ago before AI bubble started I actually trained an AI to learn how to drive on a road
somber stream
How
knotty terrace
hello
little marten
And it wasn’t glamorous it was hours after hours of clicking on a 1.5min recording of a drive
somber stream
You don't talk puter
little marten
Yeah I just had to click lol
somber stream
What was the result?
little marten
It wasn’t bad at it tbf
But without the extra weights like depth detection and proximity sensors it would never be able to self drive on vision alone
somber stream
Yeah you need eggheads for that
little marten
Going back full circle back then AI kinda sounded cool it wasn’t just the latest corporate buzzword that made everyone over the age of 45 wildly froth at the mouth in excitement
somber stream
Going back full circle back then AI kinda sounded cool it wasn’t just the latest...
During that era, the equivalent for AI was "Smart"
ripe tangle
the other day, it was a lot like today, I was surrounded by Heretics. So I started Blasting!
little marten
Pew pew pew
amber delta
boomers trying to put AI in my fridge
somber stream
Already a thing
little marten
Samsung smart fridge
somber stream
Think you need subscription of sort too?
little marten
I’m using it to talk here now
amber delta
yes but I am not buying this kind of fridge
knotty terrace
this new weapon for the vet looks interesting and they have reworked the vet tree?
amber delta
even if it means I dont have a fridge
little marten
this new weapon for the vet looks interesting and they have reworked the vet tre...
Vet psyker and zealot trees
little marten
AI clown that comes to your door and throws a pie at you every time you say something obnoxious on the internet
amber delta
at least it won't arrest you unlike UK government
little marten
That’s it I’m sending the clown!!!
amber delta
little marten
I hate my government but we won’t fix that because we’re too busy trying to burn down hotels
somber stream
We need to learn from the French
You and me are working till our mid 70s and we're gonna have to love it
ripe tangle
Kurva kurva O KURVA kurva Kurva Kurva kurva o kurva o kurva
this was me speaking Polish.
little marten
I won’t be making it to mid 70 hahaha
somber stream
Or well i do, but can't say the same for others
little marten
this was me speaking Polish.
Dobri
amber delta
this was me speaking Polish.
no it wasn't, in Polish it's spelled with a W
knotty terrace
did fatshark rework marksman's focus?
somber stream
Co jest kurwa
little marten
did fatshark rework marksman's focus?
Yeah it’s good now, arguably really good
amber delta
Nie dziękuj tylko morduj heretyków
little marten
Too much polish for me
ripe tangle
NG made me pull up Google Translate just to say thanks
little marten
Ohhhhh 😼
ripe tangle
hehehehehehe
little marten
If you hadn’t of told me that I would’ve assume you knew some Polish
Respect the honesty, lament the lack of hustle
ripe tangle
I do know some words and phrases
but mostly it’s stuff like “Hello” and “goodbye”
and “darling”
ripe tangle
nie
little marten
Actually csgo is more Russians the polish are all playing heroes of might and magic from like 1997
little marten
I wish I was polish
somber stream
Half of them are femboys i shit you not
ripe tangle
in my experience, Poles are usually chill until they’re not… and when they’re not they have absolutely no chill whatsoever.
Russians are like… they assume I hate them for being Russian before proving to them that I don’t for some reason.
and they’ll approach me in that same way
amber delta
I hate Russians for being Russian 
ripe tangle
like they assume I must hate them and like, it’ll be a case of “I don’t even know you why would I hate you?” Yaknow?
little marten
I sadly think my hair is too long to be respected by traditional Russians
knotty terrace
oh my sweet jesus leave no one behind has being moved to a decent location now?
somber stream
I don't hate Russian, most of the time
little marten
Half of them are femboys i shit you not
Not a surprise
somber stream
Their mic culture is fucked
cosmic burrow
in my experience, Poles are usually chill until they’re not… and when they’re no...
both statement are right - Pole right here
amber delta
thanks
little marten
Their behaviour is very cute
ripe tangle
call a random guy Kochanie, NG
little marten
What does that mean
little marten
Cock-annie?
cosmic burrow
it means “baby” or “darling” or “honey”
it mean ,,my love,,
little marten
Yakshemash kochanies???
amber delta
it mean ,,my love,,
are you a femboy
somber stream
Doesn't look the part
ripe tangle
Jak se Mas is Czech I think
cosmic burrow
are you a femboy
no
amber delta
then who are those femboy Poles in here
amber delta
Jak se Mas is Czech I think
Jak się masz is Polish
little marten
They’ll be here once they’ve finished putting their skirts on
cosmic burrow
Jak se Mas is Czech I think
similiar thing is polish
ripe tangle
they’re similar languages
little marten
I’d make a shit femboy I lack the hygiene
ripe tangle
though I think Czechs sound a little bit more nasally
somber stream
I’d make a shit femboy I lack the hygiene
Some people are into that, no not lying
amber delta
Czech is Polish' little brother
little marten
Some people are into that, no not lying
There’s hope for me yet
rare pulsar
I’d make a shit femboy I lack the hygiene
Go back to zealot chat please
somber stream
You literally have a partner
I have a few friends who think clumsy and messy girls are "cute"
ripe tangle
I find anyone who can’t take proper care of themselves regardless of sex or gender to be unattractive
somber stream
Who enjoy having junks in your car anyway?
little marten
I don’t have a car but if I did I’d imagine it to look like so
ripe tangle
and cleaning up after yourself is a matter of respect, not just for the space around you but your self as well.
somber stream
Yeah i can tell.
ripe tangle
I would if I could but there’s a whole ocean between us and I don’t have the time NG.
somber stream
Protip: Clean as you cook, so you don't have to do it 'later' (you don't)
little marten
I assure you, it can wait
little marten
Protip: Clean as you cook, so you don't have to do it 'later' (you don't)
Hahahahaha
somber stream
My mother would kick my ass so hard should i leave a knife unwashed 0.5231 second after using
Same goes for cutting boards
little marten
If you leave the cutting board out over night the raw meat will be taken away by flies so it’s safe to use again
ripe tangle
Asian Moms are like that fr
somber stream
If you leave the cutting board out over night the raw meat will be taken away by...
Never open a restaurant, else i'm telling Gordon
ripe tangle
my Mom would master teleportation just to smack me for doing something stupid or unhygenic if she could.
somber stream
my Mom would master teleportation just to smack me for doing something stupid or...
I can hear her voice
"Licht... the bowl.."
little marten
Mothers 😔
I think I’d make a fantastic mother tbh but sadly the science isn’t there yet
ripe tangle
you can always adopt a cat
little marten
It’s certainly on the cards
ripe tangle
I don’t recommend trying to be a wetnurse for it though
I imagine the cat won’t like that.
little marten
I want a proper fuckboy cat like some gnarly ginger tom who goes out and bangs all the local cats
somber stream
That's specific
blissful kiln
don't let your dreams be dreams
little marten
“Yeah sorry, our cats a bit of a bad boy” 🤷♂️
dapper trench
FUUUUUCK
little marten
Cats should be the versions of us we never were
dapper trench
WHY DID IT GO TO SLEEP?!?!
little marten
Not that I ever wanted to be a gnarly Tom banging all the local cats
dapper trench
WTF
little marten
To sleep is to dream
dapper trench
Nah
little marten
I had a breakthrough with sleep the other week where I overcame a certain sleep paralysis scenario that was really terrifying at first
I’ll be using that knowledge to astral project into your houses next and probably move some stuff around in the cupboards to mess with you
somber stream
I was forced to touch an office lady's leg the other day, she insisted she was "packing some serious firepower"
little marten
Go on
somber stream
I was Mister Bean, like Mister Bean played by Rowan Atkinson, so i guess i was Atkinson
little marten
Ohhh in a dream lol
somber stream
I was waiting in line for a museum of sort, an office lady came to me and ask that i tie her shoes, she was carrying some donut. So i helped her out. Then she insisted i touch her leg for some reason
dapper trench
I was forced to touch an office lady's leg the other day, she insisted she was "...
was she tho?
little marten
Such a blend of culture and eroticism
dapper trench
was she packing?
little marten
A true artists dream
dapper trench
had a dream about my ex once
somber stream
Oh no
dapper trench
I pull up to her apartment
and we just talked
said I was sorry
it was
alright
part of me wished it was real
little marten
It could be
somber stream
Oh brother
little marten
Unless that bridge is truly burned
dapper trench
I think it is
up to her now
we dont talk, we use to be friends
pride is a deadly sin man
remember that
somber stream
Unless cheating was involved, for me there will always a way to be friends
You were connected for a reason
dapper trench
I didnt cheat on her
she was funny and weird
but the cute type of weird that made us friends
dapper trench
I did, i did
just situation it self was...difficult ig
we made it work
if only it kept working
but thats gone, and can only move forward
amber delta
somber stream
Luckily i had reason to part with mine, and nuke the thing afterward
somber stream
Lingering stuff can take a toll on your daily life
somber stream
Goodnight Lucia
amber delta
dobranoc
little marten
Bye!
dapper trench
Night nerd
little marten
If we meet in your dreams let’s go grab a hotdog
Or if you’re not dream hungry I’ll have two
ripe tangle
okay
amber delta
bruh just go already
somber stream
It'll take a while
dapper trench
Just close your fucking eyes and sleep
rocky radish
Honestly, i would only consider a player as being bad based on behavior rather than skill
amber delta
down bad
dapper trench
Yea
somber stream
#general-sharing
rocky radish
If you try to stick with the group and use group skills when suitable, i’m going to be pretty forgiving of other stuff
somber stream
Why are you like this
dapper trench
I live for the chaos bby
rocky radish
Is this the toxic masculinity i’ve heard so much about?
somber stream
It wasn’t, and it’s okay, you were playing casual. People don’t hold grudge over that
somber stream
Is this the toxic masculinity i’ve heard so much about?
Immaturity, more like
dapper trench
Dog
astral basin
Aaaa
rocky radish
I purposely play on low levels sometimes just to help the new players out. Then i can show them how to be an awesome teammate without talking
dapper trench
Honestly chainaxe, rush down, Marty zealot builds are still good
astral basin
Avoided a ticket from a smug punk with a badge by wasting his time
But now i have to clean out my car and find my insurance to get a warning off my record
dapper trench
I was playing with Fenrir, and the rat
but i get it
Check my twitch to find out how i play when sick
it aint pretty
little marten
Who deleted a message I missed it
dapper trench
yep
formal mortar
I want to play tide but too sick to play
dapper trench
type shit
round mica
I want to play tide but too sick to play
i told you to get better
why are you getting worse?
formal mortar
Because I have to get worse before I get better
formal mortar
lmao
formal mortar
Yeah, made big pot of chicken soup
amber delta
I'm consuming lots of slop
round mica
mmmmm shlop
formal mortar
I should make chili next
round mica
love chili
coarse tree
I make like 20 quarts (18L) pots of beef stew once or twice in the winter. Is so good.
green shoal
a meal fit for an ogryn
somber stream
Never trust a ramen shop run by a white guy
wanton spindle
I should make chili next
Chili goes hard 😋
blissful kiln
fierce cave
I CAST NON MAGIC MISSILE
blissful kiln
reaction: non magic shield
blissful kiln
yes I can
I'm also a Monk, so I redirect the missile towards you
check your dex save, liberal
fierce cave
you take half damage: 1000-500 = 500
20 reverts damage
blissful kiln
nuh uh
fierce cave
I win either way
Inflation
ocean siren
Hello
orchid skiff
vore
orchid skiff
<@227341167635726337>
no.
ocean siren
Good to know
ocean siren
I'll fit right in
amber delta
hello new user
orchid skiff
I'll fit right in
that's a good boy
amber delta
ocean siren
What if
amber delta
which norse god has the best pussy@ocean siren
ocean siren
which norse god has the best pussy<@642843222749741117>
Loki obviously
amber delta
ocean siren
I'm not a dude
blissful kiln
ocean siren
Idk I'm a very awkward person so I apologize
orchid skiff
<a:Ratgeussy:1150436284758753470>
what the sigma
fierce cave
Idk I'm a very awkward person so I apologize
So like I'm getting married in February so too bad ig
ocean siren
That's exciting
orchid skiff
ocean siren
February is a really pretty month
amber delta
where do you live where february is pretty
fierce cave
February is a really pretty month
My birth month too
ocean siren
Canada
amber delta
not a single month is pretty in the uk
ocean siren
My brain farting on this reference
fierce cave
No I just live under a rock
fierce cave
vro is not patrick star
orchid skiff
imagine joining this server and the first person you speak to is spaghetti
a fate worse than death
low hemlock
no ye not big vro
u as sweet as ice tea
fierce cave
Am sad
ocean siren
Very good at convention starters
fierce cave
An depress
round mica
Very good at convention starters
what’s your fav convention
ocean siren
I meant conversation*
ocean siren
Never been to a convention
fierce cave
Never been to a convention
Keep it that way
elder hare
what’s your fav convention
the microwave
ocean siren
My cat is attacking me
amber delta
please stop posting AI baby
fierce cave
the microwave
That's my favorite convention too
fierce cave
please stop posting AI baby
ocean siren
And a lizard
What kind of lizard?
fierce cave
What kind of lizard?
Bearded dragon
ocean siren
I love reptiles
ocean siren
They're adorable
ocean siren
Wow
round mica
the only penance i’m missing for the portraits is the one for collecting 75 grimoires
eugh
fierce cave
the only penance i’m missing for the portraits is the one for collecting 75 grim...
Lock in
orchid skiff
the only penance i’m missing for the portraits is the one for collecting 75 grim...
that's never getting done
fierce cave
I love reptiles
orchid skiff
just stop looking at it and it doesn't exist
round mica
well looking at the tracker
fierce cave
just stop looking at it and it doesn't exist
Install mod to remove penances
ocean siren
Grimoires and scriptures are so hard to find
orchid skiff
ok 8 is fine
elder hare
ez
elder hare
round mica
you know that that im looking through the portraits
a lot of the green tier ones are really nice
i like the basic ass “ born ready “ portrait for my ogryn
also idk if you guys have noticed or not, but the flamer event we had a few months ago that give the “ burn “ portrait with the flames matches the neck tattoo you can get for ogryn aswell
i think they literally just the took the tat assets and made it into a portrait
toxic mason
but Chad lives
orchid skiff
so will you
blissful kiln
dihs nuhts
orchid skiff
then perish
fierce cave
I got puh
orchid skiff
little marten
Deez nuts lol
fierce cave
Deez nuts lol
Ever heard of a mind goblin?
There evil creatures
Mind goblin Deez nuts
elder hare
blissful kiln
little marten
Ever heard of a mind goblin?
Mind goblin what
fierce cave
Mind goblin what
Deez nuts
little marten
When did I ask
fierce cave
When did I ask
What you thing of the name
little marten
Very cute
little marten
I like cats and I find slugs fascinating so double thumbs up
ocean widget
<:slugcat:903622305454903326>
ok but is it a sat or is it a cug
orchid skiff
call it a slut
orchid skiff
how old are you
little marten
19
orchid skiff
lie.
lilac crag
little marten
+11
orchid skiff
if you lie again i will have to cut your tongue
little marten
How will I enjoy a lollipop!!! Monster
orchid skiff
fierce cave
call it a slut
fierce cave
a landlord
fierce cave
Squaters rights
I do squats
formal mortar
squatty potties are awesome
fierce cave
squatty potties are awesome
formal mortar
It's just a footstool for your toilet so you are pooping the right way since western style toilets cause you to sit in a way that puts a kink in your intestinal tract
fierce cave
It's just a footstool for your toilet so you are pooping the right way since wes...
Kinky
formal mortar
The commercials were weird too
fierce cave
astral basin
Cas. Bad.
ocean widget
anyone down to join?
what ya streaming
ocean widget
Maybe Buckshot roulette or warframe
oof, got none of those, ill put the stream on though
astral basin
Bowl of moldy spaghetti
hazy kestrel
Eat the spaghetti
ocean widget
Eat the spaghetti <:thumbsup_ogryn:1063452727302180926>
hazy kestrel
No, I don’t think I will fall for this tenor link.
ocean widget
its mario eating spaghetti
dapper trench
oof, got none of those, ill put the stream on though
currently looking at my epic libary
maybe skate.
once human?
hazy kestrel
its mario eating spaghetti
I don’t believe you. 
dapper trench
or delta force
Could see if dt is working finally with lagging tf outta my obs
irdk
astral basin
Want once human for console. Dont think it’ll happen
Even then its on mobile…
dapper trench
maybe
astral basin
™
arctic escarp
hazy kestrel
please work
orchid skiff
dapper trench
wtaf
wispy sundial