general-chat

[whole glade]

I AM YOUR DOOM

[vocal hawk]

just realized the seer is referencing the player when talking about their beloved

[whole glade]

took ya long enough?

[lethal solstice]

Seer is referencing whoever you want

[whole glade]

im just joshin

[nimble glade]

When are the EU people waking up?

I need their opinions on some stuff

[jaunty path]

We killed them all sorry

[nimble glade]

Oh

[tired steeple]

I always assumed it was the emperor

[vocal hawk]

the seer is referencing ummmm

sangiunius naked and oiled up

[elder merlin]

[lethal solstice]

👍

[jaunty path]

It's true

[minor narwhal]

seer just has everyone on their phone

[old gull]

Y'know what I wish we could fight?

Plaguebearers.

[winged swift]

I wanna fight thousand suns, blast their power armor to bits and still have em coming at me

[vocal hawk]

wtf does teammate not available for matchmaking mean

[thick coyote]

Either

Didn't check on dukane

Weekend rolled over should get the cache

Or they don't have havoc unlocked

Unlikely

[old gull]

Ok, Space Marine 2 player.

[vocal remnant]

so what's everyone's thoughts on the health buffs?

[whole glade]

ew

[verbal brook]

Ah fuq what do you qhat

What is it

[elder merlin]

Where the hell have you been? We needed you a full day ago

#general-chat message

Are there Skitarri with free will?

What cyborg soldiers in the mechanicus have free will

Are there any?

[vocal hawk]

single fire autogun is ass

[elder merlin]

Shut up, the mechanicus person is typing

[verbal brook]

So you see I'm not used to getting pinged in anything other than a server announcement I usually reside in my corner existing

And to answer your question I don't have clearance for that and even if I did I don't think I'd be able to tell you, that seems like something that'd be a well kept secret or something

-# welp back to the dusty corner with me

[elder merlin]

Alright, kill this guy, @misty trench

All that waiting just for that

Goddamn mechanicus

[whole glade]

Paul

[verbal brook]

Look don't go blaming me that shit got lost on the way here, go kill the guy in charge of getting messages sorted out or something. You would not believe how long it takes to simply get a box of pens to write with

[misty trench]

hey you're the one pinging random admechs expecting a result smh

[whole glade]

should i use truth nuke or Stealth tmr?

[strong venture]

this was NOT what i was expecting to see opening The Darktide Server

[round mica]

banana?

[whole glade]

ban

ana

[grand ore]

so are you all happy with the new skill changes?

[elder merlin]

[vocal hawk]

there are 2 grammatical errors in the new Aquila bundles

[elder merlin]

Guy deserved it apparently, from what i heard his crimes were

[vocal hawk]

unplayable

[elder merlin]

Never even heard of him before yesterday, saw a post on him dying

[spiral axle]

im crashing out bro this fucking game

dcs me at the end of a h36 run

[elder merlin]

All of us? Probably not

Its what you get for playing havoc

[lyric pasture]

I feel indifferent to the changes tbh

I didn't know enough at the time (and still don't now) to fully comprehend the changes

[grand ore]

fair

[lyric pasture]

I just look at gameslantern and get the builds from there

[spiral axle]

there is no fucking way bro this game just reset my graphics settings while at it

[lyric pasture]

personality scourged your entire game

[jaunty path]

Ya know what

The Imperium has a point

KIll everyone.

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

ye

[lyric pasture]

yes

[whole glade]

ye

[astral basin]

Aa

[vocal remnant]

from what i've been reading around, the health buffs have just put good - ok weapons lower to why.

[delicate vapor]

Must I get drunk on a Sunday at 4:14pm

[sleek harness]

#zealot-class

Go there

Freak

[delicate vapor]

No

[sleek harness]

Why not

It's your home

[delicate vapor]

I don’t play such a foolish class

[sleek harness]

But freaks like the place there

[delicate vapor]

Matter fact I don’t play the game at all

[sleek harness]

Aren't you one?

[delicate vapor]

Arguing with a fool only makes another

[inland mantle]

It does kinda reinforce the idea you need armor pen weapons. So alot of the more fun weapons to run are just worse to play with looking at my poor devil claw vs crushers...

[delicate vapor]

[inland mantle]

Or heavy sword forced to use much more ammo like a bolter to deal with the armor now chewing into ammo eco

[vocal remnant]

[thick coyote]

Classes got stronger

It's that shrimple

One of vet's melee went from 2 shotting crusher to 2 shotting crusher

[whole glade]

i really need to watch haunted hotel

[elder merlin]

Jokes on you, i was already a fool

[viscid fable]

https://youtu.be/rkm7MvH9Xyw?si=BJ1WMt3ACTz5toGk

[jaunty path]

DEMONS ARE CRAWLING IN MY EYES

GIORNO GIOVANNA MUST'VE TOUCHED ME. ARACHNIDS ARE SPROUTING FROM MY FLESH

[uneven ermine]

YouTube auto played surfs up so I’ve been rewatching this old movie from my childhood

[stone saddle]

They put 4 bosses in a row with no medacae

No heals

And barley any ammo drops

[jaunty path]

Were you on a maelstrom.

[stone saddle]

Event

[jaunty path]

[inland mantle]

Sounds like the average match in havoc

[jaunty path]

yeah.

[stone saddle]

It was only on heresy

[jaunty path]

[nimble glade]

How many people have you skinned alive today Sah?

[delicate vapor]

67

[nimble glade]

Nice

[jaunty path]

Did someone say skinning people alive

[delicate vapor]

[surreal onyx]

Sah!

[whole glade]

yall remember yokai watch?

[slender stag]

Been putting off getting this game for awhile with all the new titles... And wow, it is really everything a wh40k fan could ask for. I especially enjoy how people customize their operatives and the banter between the operatives during missions is really peak 🤌 Would love to see more stuff like that in the future. I was laughing at some of the silliness of the talking

[jaunty path]

Very.

I have 3 games

[whole glade]

did you have the watch too?

[jaunty path]

nope unfortnately

[whole glade]

Damn

i did

i loved the show tho

[jaunty path]

Think I had a bookmark

[ripe tangle]

testing

[jaunty path]

Gay

Oh

void

[whole glade]

hah

[ripe tangle]

heh yeah

also Missus, I'm not gay

I'm homicidal, not homosexual.

though I occasionally do seemingly gay things

[jaunty path]

this is u

[slender stag]

sisters of silence cough cough

[whole glade]

the imperium doesnt care who you love as long as you live for the emperor

[ripe tangle]

This is true.

and die for him too.

[whole glade]

did they change sisters repentia

[jaunty path]

make more babies to die in war

[whole glade]

i remember they where nude but had purity seals

or sum?

educate meh

[misty trench]

that's pretty gay ngl

[whole glade]

i wanna get into Sisters od battle

[slender stag]

they send the unarmored ones to the front lines as punishment to prove themselves 😂

[jaunty path]

Gaydar: yes

[whole glade]

yea

but did they change the models?

[ripe tangle]

officially they're just Unarmored, though many of them do charge into battle naked.

[whole glade]

sweet

[jaunty path]

Since SoBs are female space marines

then they must smell as bad as space marines

[ripe tangle]

they're not female space marines -_-

[jaunty path]

[inland mantle]

[whole glade]

i wanna get the MTG cards of the SOB

[inland mantle]

Bet you would like that wouldnt you

[whole glade]

i cant remember her name

[ripe tangle]

they're a lot cooler than Space Marines imo.

[ripe tangle]

I swear Missus, you just like it when I hit you; don't you!?!

[jaunty path]

It's true

[whole glade]

i like the gothic shit bc im a edgy lil weirdo

[inland mantle]

Checks out your in a 40k server

[ripe tangle]

*you're

[whole glade]

so Dark Angels and Legion of the Damned and fleshtearers

[inland mantle]

Yroue

[jaunty path]

yoe'r*

[misty trench]

I like SoB more because their armour looks cooler ngl

SM armour is on some buzz lightyear shit

[whole glade]

Saint Celestine

is she important?

lore wise?

[ripe tangle]

She's the Living Saint.

[jaunty path]

Oh my god shut up please.

[whole glade]

mhm?

[jaunty path]

Fuck

[whole glade]

fcuk

[ripe tangle]

She's extremely important for Our Martyred Lady, and to an extent the Sisters as a faction.

[slender stag]

the heretical disrespect of SM armour burns us

[whole glade]

mhm is she like the first sister?

[whole glade]

8th pattern

my beloved

[ripe tangle]

regarded and heralded as a hero that comes and swoops in from the Warp specifically to kill nth level threats, she also almost always dies in the process.

[jaunty path]

Lucia

[ripe tangle]

No.

[jaunty path]

do SoBs smell bad

[whole glade]

i love the dark angels use 8th pattern styles still

[ripe tangle]

do I smell bad?

[whole glade]

it looks so clean

[whole glade]

so she comes down and kills things then dies?

[ripe tangle]

anyway the origin of Saint Celestine is up for interpretation, though the only thing we know is she was a Repentia for Our Martyred Lady before she became a Psychic Angel Living Saint thing.

[ripe tangle]

pretty much

[whole glade]

she has here own card in MTG

[jaunty path]

You have an immaculate scent

[whole glade]

she has cool art

[ripe tangle]

and every time she dies, she climbs a mountain of her own corpses in the Warp before she's called to fight other enemies of the Imperium and do it all over again.

[whole glade]

so like sysiphus?

[ripe tangle]

a Holy Warrior version that replaces the boulder with being an Angelic Kamikaze, more or less.

[whole glade]

oooo

interesting

[jaunty path]

What I want is like. some variation of SoB that embraces mechanical augmentation, like the Iron Hands

[ripe tangle]

and the mountain being literally made of her dead previous selves....

which is metal af

[whole glade]

dornian heresy

[jaunty path]

Something about progressive augmenting battle after battle

robo tf....

[whole glade]

i fucking love Dornian Heresy

[ripe tangle]

the Major Militant Orders don't really have a specific one that does that as their schtick, though none of the Orders are against using augments to replace missing body parts.

[nimble glade]

Fight for Emperah, die for Emperah. Good life

[jaunty path]

Wheres my portable corpse starch maker

[whole glade]

have yall read the dornian heresy?

[hollow karma]

That’s badass

[jaunty path]

not yet

[nimble glade]

Thank you Sah

[jaunty path]

brah..

[whole glade]

its so flipping good

[jaunty path]

We should put

[ripe tangle]

Missus seems like the kind of person who'd 100% be Mechanicus and make servitors for every stupid ass reason you can imagine, and if she wasn't Imperium-factioned and followed a Xenos faction instead she'd play Drukhari...

[jaunty path]

an SoB in a dreadnought

because they are

female space marines

It would be cool...

screaming

[jaunty path]

I'm being profiled in real time

help

[ripe tangle]

The SoB don't have a Dreadnaught, though they do have Penitent Engines and Mortifiers which are the equivalent.

[jaunty path]

they aren't as boxy though

cringe.

[ripe tangle]

-_-

[uneven ermine]

Also that one SoB in that big power suit (I forgot her name)

I remember she’s bald

And in BIG armor

[jaunty path]

Okay maybe they can be nice

but they remind me too much of orky tin can dreadnoughts

[ripe tangle]

I wish I could post pictures, I'd post the Penitent Engine and the Mortifier

waiiiiit

art tide

[jaunty path]

Already lookin at em

[ripe tangle]

oh

okay

[uneven ermine]

Morvenn Vahl?

[jaunty path]

They simply lack the bulk I desire

[uneven ermine]

Was that her name

[jaunty path]

I experience

great happiness upon seeing a dreadnought

[ripe tangle]

the leader of the Sororitas?

[uneven ermine]

I’m trying to remember her big ass armor

Uhhh

…

PARAGON WARSUIT

that’s the name

[blissful kiln]

sisters aren't durable enough for a dreadnought

[uneven ermine]

Soritas have the Paragon Warsuits

[blissful kiln]

it's a coffin after all for the nearly dead

[ripe tangle]

she wears the Paragon Warsuit yeah

[ripe tangle]

so is the SoB Mortifier more or less

[jaunty path]

dude

[uneven ermine]

I think Soritas should get tanks that are giant rolling Church Organs with Marty in a coffin or something

[jaunty path]

I need to look at thallax

[uneven ermine]

If they don’t already have those

[blissful kiln]

i looked it up and yeah, kinda?

[jaunty path]

We need SoB's kinda like the Thallax

[uneven ermine]

I don’t know much about what the soritas are equipped with I just know the orders

[jaunty path]

More close to what I like

[ripe tangle]

Morvenn Vahl is the Celestian of the Adepta Sororitas, she's kinda of like the Sororitas equivalent in rank to like... how Guilliman is to the Loyalist Astartes... except she doesn't run the whole Imperium like he does, she mostly just commands the Sororitas and to an extent has a lot of pull with the High Lords of Terra

[blissful kiln]

the Mortifier is closer to a chaos dreadnought then, seeing how it's a punishment machine

[uneven ermine]

I like Valorous Heart

[jaunty path]

no

Skittarri

Yeeaah

Neeed

[round mica]

I think Soritas should get tanks that are giant rolling Church Organs with women kissing eachother or something

[ripe tangle]

they loooooove punishment, they live for pain, they gas their own troops to die while they kill their enemies XD at least that's the stereotype

[jaunty path]

Skitarii sisters...

[ripe tangle]

really they're Sisters amongst Sisters

[jaunty path]

Oh some are masochists?

[uneven ermine]

You see I love attrition warfare

And to my knowledge they love to cut off their enemies

And just wait

And shoot anyone who tries to escape

[ripe tangle]

Attrition Warfare is the Valorous Heart's main mo.

[uneven ermine]

Yeeee

Also what can I say I’m a masochist

Not in that way Slaanesh can take their ass back to the eldar

[slender stag]

i'd love to see something from the mechanicum and i think Skitarri would be a perfect addition ngl, they are super interesting how they fight with titans and stuff

[ripe tangle]

my character is a Bloody Rose, the Bloody Rose's main thing is Melee Combat, they're known for using overly aggressive tactics

[uneven ermine]

Oh yeah bloody rose

[jaunty path]

Titan will be the next class

[ripe tangle]

The Valorous Heart also has more Voluntary Repentias than any other Order

[uneven ermine]

I remember them being khorne adjacent in my head

[jaunty path]

I need sleep

[ripe tangle]

because they wear red and love getting bloody?

[jaunty path]

Good night homosexuals

[ripe tangle]

and are super aggressive

[jaunty path]

stares at lucia

[ripe tangle]

goodnight

[uneven ermine]

Red armor high aggression blood motifs and a pension for melee

[slender stag]

[uneven ermine]

Hey!

…

Goodnight

[ripe tangle]

fair enough, but they're also purely in alignment with the Emperor, accusing them of being Khornates would likely get them to murder you straight up lmao

[uneven ermine]

Oh yeah as I said Khorne adjacent same way the sons of sanguinius can be a bit adjacent

[finite niche]

I failed the team ... got caught by a trapper in the last second. dodged into a chair right before i am about to reach the team

😭

[uneven ermine]

I like repentias…besides the uniform

[ripe tangle]

I'm not going to argue with you there, I'm no pedant... though if I was in character I'd be screaming my head off and trying to remove yours lol

[ripe tangle]

they don't really have a uniform...

[uneven ermine]

Yeah thats the thing ain’t it

[ripe tangle]

do the forlorn in their rags count as a uniform?

[uneven ermine]

I like that there’s bandages and stuff to cover up now

[ripe tangle]

The Repentia are simply without their armour, sometimes they're naked, sometimes they're not.

[finite niche]

Was about to have an epic clutch since i had to goes through like 6 snipers, a horde, 2 crusher and a bunch of those big metal elite guys with big axe

[uneven ermine]

I don’t like sexually raunchy uniforms

If I want that ill just go to a source not my funny grim dark

[ripe tangle]

Argenta in Rogue Trader can become a Repentia and she doesn't suddenly strip down and just wear bandages...

Celestine reportedly in lore wore just a vestment shroad whilst she did her trials as a Repentia, that isn't bandages either.

[uneven ermine]

I mean I like the bandages to cover things over the robes

I like when people wear clothes

[ripe tangle]

they don't canonically have to wear the bandages... many simply choose to and art depicts them that way but it's not always lore accurate.

same for them all having white bob haircuts, many do, but many also don't.

for them, it's a choice.

[uneven ermine]

I think you misunderstood

The bandages aren’t my problem

The lack of them are

Because the repentia outfit (atleast that I have seen)

Is a very

Revealing red vestment

[ripe tangle]

there's no such thing as a repentia outfit

-_-

[uneven ermine]

The common depiction I mean

[ripe tangle]

repentias simply forgo their armor

the common depiction is a popular art type

you're complaining about the way they're often depicted, and I'm over here telling you in lore they don't always do that.

[uneven ermine]

Oh yeah I don’t doubt that

I’m saying I wish they were depicted properly

[ripe tangle]

though some do it

[ripe tangle]

depicting them simply as Sisters without armor would confuse fans and people wouldn't buy it as much, remember that sex appeal sells.

[uneven ermine]

Basically I like clothes and a lot of the games and such have them not wearing much is basically what I’m saying

Yeah I know sex sells

[ripe tangle]

imagine if they started depicting them as looking like Hestia with a chainsword

[uneven ermine]

But I like cool

[ripe tangle]

noone would give a shit about the faction or buy them... which sucks to say but it's true.

[uneven ermine]

Personally I like the depiction of the red robes of a sister with like a big scripture thing wrapped around the chest of the robe

Kinda like that uhhhh

Cadian 110th zealot chest

In this game

[ripe tangle]

I think some of the Zealot fomo cosmetics are actually this

I think I own it actually

[uneven ermine]

Clothes with scripture over it

[uneven ermine]

Yeah Cadian 110th zealot

The green and black dudes

Anyway

[round mica]

Didn't they change them

They used to wear scripture now they wear under armor

[stuck wasp]

The practically naked Sister of Battle Repentia aren't really seen in official art work, at least not since a couple of editions.

[ripe tangle]

it hasn't been in official art since the early 2010s

all the stuff made since then is mostly fanmade stuff

actually, a lot of stuff regarding most factions in 40k is fanmade stuff XD

[stuck wasp]

Even then, the Repentia were less eye candy than most art people see and want.

[blazing hawk]

I quite like the current repentia fits

[stuck wasp]

Think they could lean further into the body horror tbh

[blazing hawk]

If they actually used the gooner fit it would make me take the SoB a hell of a lot less serious

[round mica]

tits out for the emprah, sah

[blazing hawk]

Because honestly if you want lust-provoking minis we have slaanesh or you can gtfo

[round mica]

[blazing hawk]

Actually no just gtfo because if I'm playing against you and what I smell from your side of deployment is pure rancid nuh you would be banned from the LGS

[round mica]

The sisters repentia could be cool in a horror way

Imagine some guardsmen sitting next to one as shes covered in scars babbling about the emporer

[ripe tangle]

same

[ripe tangle]

me every time I go on missions with Veterans

[blazing hawk]

Also look at the fucking sororitas models

Most of them

Are CHOPPED

[deft fulcrum]

For the Proctor-Exactant_Zorin voice lines, is there a clue if you will get it BEFORE the Mortis trial ends

10 in a row and still waiting for the last one to proc

Absolute tedium

[wooden creek]

Well yeah, you'd know at wave 3

Each Mortis Trial has one set of lines (or one chapter, as the game calls them)

Zorin only has 2 chapters so far while everyone else has around uuuh, 9 or 10 or so, so getting a Zorin chapter is somewhat rarer

[nimble glade]

So damn tired I must rest now

[blissful kiln]

because warhammer is so serious already, yeah?

#boobarmorforsistersofbattle

[thick coyote]

Something something

Vandire wives looked gorgeous

Something something

Idk

In lore reason Boob armor

Something something

Idk

Uh not wives

What's the word I'm looking for

BRIDES!

[long sigil]

anygood news?

wtf

boob armor?

[obtuse oak]

brides

[thick coyote]

Armor
But for boobs

[ocean widget]

Chestplate

[blissful kiln]

it's just stylized armor

ridiculous giant shoulders are ok, but boob armor isn't because boobs are haram

apparently

[thick fog]

Where's the boobs armor in my female characters Fatshark? The female classes have no ass and are so ugly in this game

[arctic escarp]

oh no boobs

the horror

😱

[ripe tangle]

who is it that hates boobs!?!

why?

[blazing hawk]

I hate boobs

Whenever I try to think of a woman wearing a Guard flak vest I keep wondering

How the fuck does it fit

[ripe tangle]

the same way a woman would wear one irl?

over the body...

[pine vessel]

interesting

[thick fog]

I agree

[arctic escarp]

FS is either lazy or too cowardly to give proper body type different cosmetic proportions

[thick fog]

The only time they did was for the one zealot torso that looks like blacksmith

I forgot the name but it is blue or something

[arctic escarp]

oh no, a natural body part of the human body exist in my video game 😱

[long sigil]

wait

do gay hate big boob?

[pale shoal]

Is it really that rare to get an ogryn only squad in pubs

[long sigil]

no offend

just want to know

[thick coyote]

I also have beef with the giant shoulder pads

I get it, they were made like that so you could see the coat of arms on the minis and shit

But damn it's Freedom Bell cut in half then put on the shoulders

[round mica]

Tau women have small boobs so they can wear armor better

[thick coyote]

Flat is justice

[long sigil]

i like big boob

yeah

[turbid bison]

Boobs are nice

[round mica]

Average warhammer forty thousand conversion

[obtuse oak]

I don't think gay men have strong feelings one way or the other, since they're not attracted to women to begin with.

[long sigil]

tbh i like baja blast more

interesting

i am not gay so i dont know gay feel

[obtuse oak]

real

[long sigil]

ass nice

too

both are nice

[somber stream]

Human females are great

[long sigil]

if i reborn

nvm

i just want reborn as rock

[somber stream]

Real

[obtuse oak]

also real

[round mica]

in lore are arbiters pretty good fighters?

like, they look badass

[arctic escarp]

not really

[round mica]

but are they actually as badass at they look

[blissful kiln]

[round mica]

how’re you been enjoying bf6 buddy

[arctic escarp]

though from the women that talk of their big boobs Ive read. Some do wish to have them smaller

[somber stream]

It's been an unhealthy balance of workcrunch, Skyrim with 300 mods and BF6

[arctic escarp]

from how uncomfy they get with clothing, or the fact its prone to get uncomfy looks from onlookers

[round mica]

add 100 mods a day

[obtuse oak]

I bought bf6 yesterday, played for about 4 hours. pretty good

[ripe tangle]

I have a question for anyone who is willing to answer

[round mica]

what kinda question

[thick fog]

Talk about women chest meanwhile man chest is the peak definition smh

[somber stream]

It has been steadily increasing with each passing day, yes

[ripe tangle]

there’s this thing in Anime where characters sometimes speak English and it’s fucking hilarious, like the English is S-tier bad and it’s fucking great. Especially if the character is supposed to be American or British or whatever.

My question is, does this happen with other languages too and is it equally as funny? Like when American movies try to depict Russians or Germans or whatever, is it so bad it’s funny?

I assume the answer is yes but I want real confirmation

[somber stream]

Yes

[obtuse oak]

it's easily the most functional bf launch ever, lol. zero gamebreaking bugs, just something annoying with hdr but fixed by turning windows auto-HDR off. as for the game itself, it's more infantry-foucsed than previous titles, the maps are small or medium-sized and have relatively few vehicles on them, but the gunplay is good so playing infantry is fun too. definitely feels like they looked at MW19 for some inspiration. the menu UI is unsightly giant windows 8 tile bullshit but it works so whatever. there are some bugged challenges for unlocks and some of the requirements seem tedious so that might become frustrating as i play more, remains to be seen.

[arctic escarp]

yes

[round mica]

not only in movies but irl too

[arctic escarp]

like

[round mica]

[arctic escarp]

the one chinese war movie I saw where it depicts the Americans during the korean war. While the English ok

[obtuse oak]

goldmember in austin powers is supposed to be dutch, but it is completely unrecognizable as such. part of the joke i think

[ripe tangle]

That was part of the joke yeah

[arctic escarp]

its obvious that they have the English being dubbed over, as opposed being actually spoken

[stuck wasp]

Hey, Dr. Evil is meant to be Belgian, and other than the evilness nothing match too

[somber stream]

Japanese Anime really love to add random German words and make a character around said word

Like, Stahl

[round mica]

good brand

[ripe tangle]

It’s just something I thought about after watching an Anime “Engrish” compilation.

[somber stream]

Kruppstahl!

[ripe tangle]

and I’m thinking about all the times I’ve seen American or British actors play characters that come from Non-English speaking countries and they practice speaking a language they obviously don’t speak irl.

[somber stream]

But, where is my battlepass

[ripe tangle]

and it has to be baaaaad

[obtuse oak]

coming in 2 weeks or smth

[round mica]

be careful what you ask for

[thick fog]

Too bad they already adding post launch battle passes

[somber stream]

It's not a wish, it's coming bob. I have a ticket with my name on it right here
"25 tier skip" it said

[thick fog]

They giving the second pass for free to the players who had problems with launch

[round mica]

you have fallen to consumerism once more

[round mica]

that’s good atleast

watch them give the absolute most dookie pass out for free

[somber stream]

The key is to appear foreign and exotic enough to convince native viewers who doesn't know much about the language

Works about 3-4 decades back

[slender spindle]

Hello.

[somber stream]

Nowadays people speak english everywhere

[round mica]

the only games i’ve been playing as of recent are stardew, megabonk, and darktide

[thick fog]

You know what would be better yet? Get all post launch content for free entirely when you already paid 70$ of your life savings

[round mica]

megabonk is so addictive

[ripe tangle]

but like… it’s not so hard to just find someone who is a native speaker of a language to work on a project…. Or is it?

I mean, you still have to pay them

[long sigil]

talking english is hard

so weird sound

[somber stream]

Hard, back then

[long sigil]

shit

[somber stream]

Hangul is surprisingly easy to learn and speak lol

[round mica]

hard then, hard now, hard forever

[obtuse oak]

2nd BP for phantom edition, 1st BP for plebs

[thick fog]

[obtuse oak]

Steam gets nothing because it just worked

[thick fog]

that fucking blows

Not getting the second pass for base game owners is insane

[round mica]

EA and the classic rugpull

[obtuse oak]

No? You just get a free battlepass

[round mica]

after paying $70

or more

[obtuse oak]

Base edition don't own the 1st pass yet so they get that one

[thick fog]

[round mica]

that BP ain’t free

[obtuse oak]

Phantom edition already own it so they get 2nd BP

[thick fog]

Maybe I missread it

[arctic escarp]

that person has to be both a native speaker of said language and a good actor

I mean sure you can pull some random schmuck and say speak in your native tongue for this scene but not a guaranteed convincing acting

[round mica]

truth

[stuck wasp]

And even in cases where there are often local actors that are quite good enough, some productions are bound by union contracts and would make things difficult

[round mica]

speaking of actors

apparently people are already canceling the new witcher season bc of the replacement for cavil

[cosmic burrow]

liam hemsworth arent the one to blame

[arctic escarp]

I mean the things I read about Cavil's on set behavior makes me lose any sympathy for him losing the gig

[cosmic burrow]

so is laurence fishbourne for playing regis

[somber stream]

Talos is super racist holy shit

[cosmic burrow]

he tried to make the serial good

[cosmic burrow]

?

[arctic escarp]

you can work to make something good and not be a POS

its not mutually exclusive

[somber stream]

Skyrim, Talos Hero-god of mankind

[cosmic burrow]

aye

[somber stream]

Basically
"Kill elves"
-Talos

[cosmic burrow]

tell that to the producers that were deaf

[cosmic burrow]

i agree

kill the eldar

[somber stream]

Thalmor are dicks

I've been giving them the pointy bits

[round mica]

are you talking about the “ toxic “ behavior for trying to keep the shows as authentic to the games and books for the witcher?

[ripe tangle]

Fair enough, that’s a good point.

[cosmic burrow]

books first and foremost

[wooden creek]

Is there any actually good source on Cavill's behaviour during the show or are you both just sucking farts out of the internet's asshole

[wintry hemlock]

So after the rework what is the point of zealot now? Is he just a meme boss killer now and thats it?
Like any other melee class brings much more to the table than zealot now.

[cosmic burrow]

zealot still has more pure melee damage than both ogryn and arby

[thick fog]

Ogryn is all about big damage and stagger

But zealot and ogryn are now competing their place

[wintry hemlock]

Arby and ogryn has like the same melee damage and CC utility on top of that.

Like before zealot nerfs in havoc he was already mainly a chorus bot

[round mica]

ogryn will always be strongest and bestest

[thick fog]

Arbites does fall off on stagger more than ogryn

[round mica]

dafuq

[round mica]

i feel like i stagger way more as arbite than ogryn

[cosmic burrow]

because you do

[wintry hemlock]

Like zealot is basicaly dead, he has nothing out side of meme boss killer.

[cosmic burrow]

no? but if you say so

[thick fog]

i have not played zealot since the update but that is not true?

He is further more than boss killing now

[round mica]

zealot will now get the ogryn treatment pre buffs and rework

[wintry hemlock]

Like any other class is just better than zealot

And has more dmg as well

• cc

[thick fog]

[wintry hemlock]

The real winners of rework are psyker and veteran

Psyker now can go nuclear and vet does more dmg as ranged class than zealot 🤦🏻‍♂️

[round mica]

well, from what i’ve read these reworks aren’t final either

and that another tuning will happen

[thick fog]

tell that to real psyker players who is highest ranged damage class

[wintry hemlock]

Thats why im saying psyker does now nuclear levels of damage, the class is overbuffed

[thick fog]

He has been for the longest time

If you know how to play right

[round mica]

isn’t there also a broken build for psyker right now where charged strikes interacts with empowered psyonics

[cosmic burrow]

psyker was always the biggest damage dealer

[wintry hemlock]

Psyker did not do 5+mill damage in havoc before rework

[cosmic burrow]

on competent player

[thick fog]

LOL

Alright

[thick fog]

Oh boy how can i explain this

[cosmic burrow]

you have photographic evidence?

[round mica]

slowly and methodically

[thick fog]

I played with psykers who were able to deal 2-3M damages before the update

[wintry hemlock]

Explain how is this balanced if other clases barely do 1.5 - 2 mill and psyker now does 5mill +dmg in 45 min match

[thick fog]

I could care less about damage just as long I fullfil my role of tanking and stagger damage as ogryn for havoc

[wintry hemlock]

And In auric dificulty its ridiculous what psyker can do now... Completely stupid levels of damage

[cosmic burrow]

how do i phrase this?

damage aint everything

[wintry hemlock]

Its like I am watching stars wars intro with psyker in team when he nukes everything in seconds

[thick fog]

but my power fantasy....

[wintry hemlock]

Then psyker needs a nerf cause damage is not that important right

[round mica]

utility and ability to boost your teammates upwards and help will always be more valued than “ big damage equals more value “

idk

as an ogryn main i do care about doing damage

[thick fog]

I might be in the third or last place on damage dealt but I know i did the most agro and stagger on havoc

I want to protect the little ones

[round mica]

i’m just there to face tank and get aggro

[thick fog]

thats the good stuff pal

[wintry hemlock]

Agro and stagger is useles if there is nobody Who can kill everything

[thick fog]

Taunting massive rotten armor horde

[thick fog]

The so called red aura enemies

[cosmic burrow]

that where ogryn comes in with shield and taunt

[pale shoal]

There's no shortage of people who want to kill

[cosmic burrow]

so protect the psyke that does nost of the damage

[thick fog]

No psyker?

No shield for you

[round mica]

ogryn with slab shield enter reinhardt quote from OW here

[fierce cave]

Boo

[ripe tangle]

why’re you booing me?

[thick fog]

#ogryn-class message no need shield when you can do this

[ripe tangle]

What did I do?!

[round mica]

it’s soooky season

[fierce cave]

I'm scary

[round mica]

ghosty

[ripe tangle]

I’m going to set you on fire!

[fierce cave]

Nuh uh

I'm scary spaghetti

[ripe tangle]

[wintry hemlock]

You dont even need ogryn when you can take perma smiter

[formal mortar]

Scary Ass Spaghetti sounds like worms

[ripe tangle]

Gottem

[fierce cave]

The twits mentioned 🗣️🔥

[ripe tangle]

ONG

I remember reading the Twits when I was a little kid

[formal mortar]

Have no clue what that is

[fierce cave]

You were a little goat?

[fierce cave]

@ripe tangle
LORE DROP THIS MF

[round mica]

you know what i’m about to ask

[formal mortar]

Keep it simple please, I've been running a fever for a while

[thick fog]

good luck trying to get them stagger in time and you get smacked on the ass by sneaky enemies

[ripe tangle]

it’s a book about a married couple who’re disgusting, spiteful, vindictive, unhygenic, and quite frankly stupid and ugly.

[thick fog]

whats the ask pal

[round mica]

what build is this, i think ive seen it before

[formal mortar]

Ah okay

[fierce cave]

Started with worm spaghetti

[round mica]

it looks fun and silly

[fierce cave]

Ended with them dying

[wintry hemlock]

Dude i carried multiple randoms with it to cheese easy true survivor 🤦🏻‍♂️its like the biggest cruch in this game.

[thick fog]

Just a build that I created, let me drop it on chat

[formal mortar]

lmao that's crazy

[ripe tangle]

Didn’t realize the Sister Superior was a sneaky enemy…

[round mica]

do it

[ripe tangle]

wait.

[formal mortar]

I was just thinking of worms like dogs get

[round mica]

is this the build that makes the pauls special attack inflict fire stacks

[thick fog]

bro is using crutch to win the game smh

Instead of using pure skill

[thick fog]

No, not using that

[wintry hemlock]

Do you play the game without all the meta cruch weapons in your team to show pure skill to win?

[thick fog]

Dont find that much worth to use given the long cooldown

[thick fog]

I legit been playing high havoc only with ogryn paul

since its rework

[round mica]

i’ll try your build, i love wonky shit

[wintry hemlock]

Do you play havoc without meta cruch abilities like shout buble smite and chorus??

[round mica]

feel better soon

[formal mortar]

Thanks

[fierce cave]

Make your names spooky

For spooky month

[thick fog]

I only play ogryn

I played with randoms without any golden tougness or bubbles

[round mica]

does this name work

[fierce cave]

Yes

Well dont

[formal mortar]

Is this ok?

[fierce cave]

HOORAY

[round mica]

Goop is already a little bit spooky right?

[fierce cave]

SlimeGuy

[formal mortar]

My birthday is in 3 days, I'll dress as Willy Wonka for it

It's the only costume I have left

[lilac crag]

October time

[wintry hemlock]

Now this i dont believe if its not premade, most randoms use cruch meta weapons like Ds4 purgatuss staff rumbler etc and cruch abilities as well in havoc like smite bubble chorus shout, there is like very small % of players who can play high havoc without any of these cruches and win.
So there is like maybe 3-5% players who won and can do havoc in a legit way with skill and no cruches.

[lilac crag]

spooky pun names, my beloved

I wish I could use grave and raven as a pun name around here

[fierce cave]

Yes

[lilac crag]

[fierce cave]

Graven

[lilac crag]

yes, but no one knows me as that

[tawny gorge]

praying to him lets you go to heaven too

Talos is everything the emperor wants to be

[fierce cave]

Graven Alexander

[fierce cave]

Based

[arctic escarp]

Dont give me that pumpkin

[fierce cave]

Kill them tree dwelling pointy ear leaf loving pixies

[formal mortar]

Guess when daylight arrives I'll go check out the damage from the truck that crashed into the school when I was sleeping

[fierce cave]

Dead by daylight

[formal mortar]

Never played it

[round mica]

holy lord phoenix solos emprorer of mankind and talos

[lilac crag]

lovely idea

[arctic escarp]

eeh fuck that I like my og name

[blissful kiln]

take the malarkey

[arctic escarp]

Dont give me that baloney..

[formal mortar]

Found a picture of the truck, it's one that I've seen speed through the school zone a lot of times. Wonder if he was speeding again

[fierce cave]

Don't give me that pumpkin is peak

[fierce cave]

Hey it's me

[formal mortar]

Don't give me that candy sounds scarier

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Scarier*

[formal mortar]

I have sensitive keys

[fierce cave]

Made Mac n cheese

Passed out 15 times

(Epik reference)

[formal mortar]

If you push them down even a smidge they activate

[fierce cave]

Fear of smidge

[formal mortar]

No

[arctic escarp]

Dont give me that baloney

[fierce cave]

I'm baloney

[arctic escarp]

hey hey

[arctic escarp]

Dont give me that baloney

[arctic escarp]

Dont give me that exceeding name limit

oh wait nvm that works

[formal mortar]

lol

Time to pass back out

[arctic escarp]

goodnight!

[pale shoal]

I wish I was there during the month permissions were granted

[arctic escarp]

i just realized is that pyramid head's ass

[pale shoal]

Yessir

[upper parcel]

Man, arbites with a dog but seemingly without any dog upgrades and no dog explosion, and martyrdom zealot shooting a shredder autopistol more than swinging his giant two-handed relic blade, all on lights out mission.

That was rough.

[arctic escarp]

hell yea brothaaa

[pale shoal]

[thick fog]

peak darktide random hours

[fierce cave]

Is 11:31

Am

[upper parcel]

No, it's 13:31

[thick fog]

on a weekend

[arctic escarp]

no its 18:31

[fierce cave]

Sunday

[pale shoal]

I ate an apple today I feel like those salad laughing stock images

https://tenor.com/view/bpk-happy-scarlett-johansson-dance-gif-8623427921708009329

gdi gifs don't work

[round mica]

I had a pair of new jeans in my pile of jeans with holes in them

Ive never felt happier in my entire life

[clever horizon]

hello ogryn players only

[glad moat]

Arbiters count as small ogryns?

[clever horizon]

no 😌🤚

[glad moat]

Womp.mp3

[round mica]

Hi 👋

[blazing ibex]

calling the ds4 a crutch weapon in havoc is crazy talk

mainly cuz it's not that good in havoc

[cosmic burrow]

i mean it was go to anti armor weapon last season iirc

[blazing ibex]

doesn't mean it was actually a good go to

maybe for psyker at least since they have purg but for any other class, it lacks in horde clear severely for havoc

literal wet noodle in that regard

[cosmic burrow]

yes

[jovial mist]

another day, another hellmire defense op

I feel like a guardsman dropping onto that shithole lmao

[opal wyvern]

Arbites is pretty cool

Shotgun is cool

[elder merlin]

We must assemble the gays

[lime beacon]

[little marten]

😼

THE SABBATH

[orchid skiff]

seek salvation

[round gulch]

There is no such thing as a crutch ability in darktide, only using an ability selfishly

[upper parcel]

Somehow triggered a daemonhost even tho I was nowhere near it and didn't shoot at it.

Chucked myself off a bridge cause we didn't have the means to quickly kill it, and there was another boss coming.

I feel like it got triggered because it was already agitated and my robodog happened to run by it and probably touched it by accident.

[round gulch]

If you’re playing arbites just put your shield up and have the rest of your team beat the DH to death

[orchid skiff]

or psyker

[round gulch]

Wrong shield

[upper parcel]

I mean, maybe I could've blocked its attacks for a while, but there was a horde and another boss coming, I figured it's best to just make sure the daemonhost is gone.

[upper parcel]

Psyker can block A LOT with kinetic deflection talent, tbf.

[round gulch]

Oh that’s what they meant

I thought they meant using the bubble to somehow block a DH

[arctic escarp]

teammate blew us off the ledge in Gloriana

[verbal brook]

The dev who decided how many barrels to put on that ledge area is probably having a laugh

[orchid skiff]

i did it on purpose

[astral basin]

Mornin

[upper citrus]

i love this

[tacit geode]

Did you have a weapon with a light on it?

[upper parcel]

No.

[astral basin]

So. Im trying to find a game i don’t remember the name of
Its a. 4 player fps. You get shipped down a massive chute and have to do like. Recovery stuff.
And the enemies are noise sensitive. So when you do certain things, specifically unlocking zone doors, you have to prep, and be very careful all around

[orchid skiff]

aliens?

[wooden creek]

GTFO?

[stuck wasp]

Ye, sound like GTFO

[astral basin]

It might be gtfo.

[little marten]

lol guys where have i been

we livestreaming births on twitch now

[astral basin]

Pool births?

Couldve sworn gtfo was more recent. Huh

Wait. Ready or not is a 2023 game? Huh?

Oh console release. No wonder i havent been hearing much on it on my media stuffs

[orchid skiff]

early access means release dates are meaningless

[astral basin]

Aaa

[wheat scroll]

the new meta has hit twitch

[twin flower]

wild

[wheat scroll]

Just now I couldn't log into my outlook with a password , sending a security code resulted in me not even receiving an email with the code , and the only thing that fixed it was changing my ip with a vpn. Make it make sense.

PS. Shoutout to the random Indian guy on youtube for the fix

[upper citrus]

id love to play gtfo but sadly you need like a squad total coordination type shit

[orchid skiff]

yeah and my squad is fickle even if i can get them to play with me we won't have total coordination

herding cats

[midnight willow]

@orchid skiff hey cutie, what ya need help with?

[orchid skiff]

hugs and kisses

[upper citrus]

may i

[midnight willow]

time to sent those in dms :3

[wheat scroll]

Literally the first negative review goes over this. Game also seems dead. And last update was like a year ago. Also bugs.

[upper citrus]

yeah thats not a game you play casually

[thorny loom]

What if the makers of the Dornian and Roboutian heresies made a remastered version of their respective heresies now that the Horus Heresy novel line concluded

[wheat scroll]

yes

[thick coyote]

Arby's doesn't have the same melee damage

For example

Zealot can one shot everything

Arby's can't

💀

Arby's couldn't 1 shot 3600 HP crushers

Now they can't one shot 3700hp maulers

💀

So saying Arby's and Zealot have same melee damage

Is Arby's propaganda

People do be out here lying, crazy work

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/maintaining-the-agenda-agenda-is-priority-priority-agenda-maintain-the-agenda-the-agenda-gif-3278548794073012331

[thick coyote]

[elder merlin]

Right

[thick coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[leaden granite]

How come some attacks go through toughness?

[upper citrus]

melee bleeds thru thoughness

the less % toughness you have, the more it does

[thick coyote]

Melee attacks have bleed through
If you're not at 100% toughness they'll hurt you

[upper citrus]

100% it doesnt, but once youre missing just 0.1% you start taking dmg

[thick coyote]

Overheads are just going to kill you

Unless you have some highly specific tanky build

[leaden granite]

Fair

[thick coyote]

Dogs bump and Bon Goo have ignore toughness

Uh

Sniper has full spillover, they deal 122.5 damage

They deal 10 times the damage to toughness

So if your toughness can tank 1225 damage

Then you don't get damaged by 122.5

[wanton spindle]

Scanning for Mexicans

[royal badge]

Ogryn feels surprisingly squishy ngl

Especially as someone who plays zealot a lot

[wheat scroll]

Might be the gunners getting you, big target, sliding more helps

[prime ferry]

Im so freaking pissed at the way havoc works with parties and requests. Im playing tide games since 2015 (verminte 1 release), have 400 hours in V1, 500 hours in V2, I played darktide on release on gamepass for like 200 hours and now I'm playing via steam for 250 hours. I can handle some pretty difficult stuff and basically only play Auric Maelstorm. BUT because I play all classes equally, my true level is not very high and I don't have fancy Havoc titles yet, I literally cannot find a game on assigment levels 20+. Request rejected, request rejected, request rejects.
Fuck this, seriously.

[elder merlin]

Welcome to havoc

[blissful kiln]

host your game

and then you'll quickly understand why you're not invited

or invite everyone and play

[digital tundra]

Or get friends and play with them

[prime ferry]

What do you mean by that?

[blissful kiln]

when you host, you're gonna look at people's levels, havoc rank, maybe their titles and you'll be picky

you'll want to invite the better qualified players

that's just how it works, unless you're confident you can carry others yourself

either way, hosting your own game is the answer to your issue

[prime ferry]

Yeah, still need 2 people for that

[wooden creek]

Isn't that just for private games

[orchid skiff]

i don't understand how people have such a bad experience with havoc. when i do havoc i invite anyone without even checking, and when i join people it takes me 2min at most

[blissful kiln]

no?

you can host alone

[prime ferry]

Oh, I got confused

[thick coyote]

i don't understand how people have such a good experience with havoc. when i do havoc there's no one to invite and when i join people it takes me 4 hours at most

[orchid skiff]

dead game

[sleek harness]

Weekends

[opal wyvern]

Does mortis trials count towards unlocking the next difficulty

[sleek harness]

Holy shit it's Venom Snake

[opal wyvern]

Yes

It is I

Big boss

[sleek harness]

Nothing does

[upper citrus]

life is meaningless

[tender horizon]

The beauty in that being you get to ascribe your own value to it.

[upper citrus]

im boutta ascribe a shotgun shell into my face

i dont even know what ascribe mean

[tender horizon]

In this context it is to attribute a cause or characteristic to something

[upper citrus]

im boutta ascribe that shotgun shell so hard

[orchid skiff]

ascribe DN

[jaunty path]

Lifes definition is up to you

[upper citrus]

as i said, meaningless

[wheat scroll]

Dont know about you, but im on that 4k

[upper citrus]

chat, what does that mean

[wheat scroll]

😎

[wheat scroll]

That reminds me , I once saw a droid player, tell a clone on battlefront 2 , to order 66 himself

[upper citrus]

never played that

[opal wyvern]

I need to farm Plasteel and Diamantine Ocelot

[wheat scroll]

Its an okay game, was dead for a bit, but lots of players returned because of the tv shows and stuff.

Dont like that ammo is kind of infinite though

creates annoying chokepoints , where people just stand, blast, and never move

[tender horizon]

Battlefront 2 chat is genuinely nuts

[upper citrus]

i only play game that make me hate myself. like league

[wheat scroll]

It reminds me of mortal kombat a bit, same thing , but you have hood dudes on mortal kombat talking shit about yo mama

[tender horizon]

Oh my god yeah

I love the like

When a game reaches wide audiences and you just get to experience ways of speaking you normally do not

Very amusing

[little marten]

yeah!

[unkempt plank]

@wind hornet is this a mod for ror2 or is this a mod for something else to make it look like ror2? Lmao

[wind hornet]

megabonk,

[finite niche]

holy shit, 9 snipers ... in damnation ... what on earth is happening with the director

[sleek harness]

That's easy

[upper citrus]

try explaining to a non roguelike player that is completely normal to start from scratch every time you die

[finite niche]

🤣 We wiped to it sadly

one of the member died and we were pinned down

[wheat sphinx]

Curious what's the avg playercount for Darktide

[upper citrus]

check steam

charts

[wheat sphinx]

7-8k and that's just PC

that's pretty alright, right?

[upper citrus]

all you need is 4 players for a full game

[wheat sphinx]

split across regions

difficulties

[upper citrus]

so yeah, 7k is fine

[wheat sphinx]

campaign, no campaign

[upper citrus]

it spikes here and there with updates

[sleek harness]

Do we tell him about the other 2 platforms?

[upper citrus]

thats not counting people who set steam to offline, like me

[upper citrus]

those arent real

[sleek harness]

I am not real to you?

[upper citrus]

as long as i dont take my meds

[upper citrus]

but i never take my meds so youre real to me rat

100% uptime

[blissful kiln]

ded gam

[upper citrus]

so true bestie
pegs you

[outer jasper]

Thanks for announcing this to the class next time don’t

[upper citrus]

walk into the warp

[obtuse oak]

yeah for sure. darktide has a very healthy playerbase for an AA semi-live service coop game.

[wheat sphinx]

Good!

[obtuse oak]

it would be fine even with those steam numbers alone, but they're not even counting playstation, xbox, or gamepass

[wheat sphinx]

Let us hope it stays that way! ^^

[tender horizon]

I actively play games with literal double digit numbers

I wouldnt worry about DT too much

[grim spoke]

yeah well i play REAL niche games

youll never be a real forthead

[thick fog]

Usually goes down overtime between updates

[wheat sphinx]

ooo

[thick fog]

But always bring back because lot of people only come for update drops

[tender horizon]

Nope

[upper citrus]

KF3 has like 200 players and is still fine

it really doesnt matter, as long as it isnt zero

[grim spoke]

kf3 sucks

[upper citrus]

it does

[wheat sphinx]

huh

[tender horizon]

Tldr dont worry too much

[thick fog]

FBC Outbreak with only 5 people

It will live

[upper citrus]

yeah

[thick fog]

Game is only truly dead if it reaches 0 plauers

[upper citrus]

^

[stuck wasp]

I hope for the devs that it survive, but at the same time that they decide on not doing more games like that

PD3 is dead though