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And all you got were recolors
The urge to completely abandon modern gaming, sell my pc, buy an old ps4 and play dark souls and bloodborne all day
This era of gaming is nuts
So its finally time to blow up tencent
The time was many years ago
I bought a retroid off my buddy and just downloaded tons of old ass games on it
But, mods
I'll leave it all behind, didn't need mods when i was a kid 
Anything from old n64 to psp and 3ds
Nuh uh, how am i to live without my Shrek
I wish i hadnt sold alot of my 360 games
Miss my old ps3 too
360 era was peak
When voice chats were absolutely fire
You mean when voice chats were fucking racist as shit?
Yes, Dumpster fire

Ahgahaha
I do miss that era of online though, mostly for the way multiplayer was handled back then
As an albanian i absolutely love it it feels like home
Just sitting in a lobby for hours with people
Yep
Lol balkans, explain
Not just getting shuffled to a new match every couple minutes
Multiplayer now fucking sucks
im going to eat you.
It's worse here, i legit found it nothing but funny even when i was younger
The kids were my favorite
20000Hz screeching
My old headphones could barely take it
"Kurwaaaa"
BLYAAAAATTTTTT
Then you had the american guys in their 20s
Spamming every slur known to man
It certainly was something
French and Russian with broken English was my personal favourite
French people with broken english are so much harder to understand
Indeed lol
Russians are just struggling to say words most of the time so they overpronounce, like us in albania
But that's about it
Full on ogryn mindset
Con-gra-tu-leshionsss
One of mine first internet e-girl was this one Russian, goes by "Tanya"
Or was it Tonya
Istg people got on vc just to slur
Had to unlock some core cod memories just earlier today bc someone wanted to be an ass w my friends on the funny marvel game
We played CSGO together then she just popped one day
Funny enough there are quite a bit of them
she got raptured
Russians do seem to game a lot in general
Absolute kino
Escapism
Egirls. Funny in game. Exhausting in discord
Better alternative than drug and alcohol i suppose
most games are also free in eastern europe
Yeah it's the Balkan default
HE KNOWS
you don't really need to think about what you should buy or is it worth it etc.
especially before denuvo
At least some classic dlc unlockers still work tbh
I aint buying all that shit
I can already barely maintain my pc as is
are you a nurgle gamer because you baptized yourself in belle delphine's bath water?
Used to be SO much worse
@little marten Do they?
Eels?
Eels
Everytime it was a girl in the vc it was either kitchen jokes or some form of 200000 sexual comments overlapped on each other
Truly the peak of the internet
Never touched them in my life, do love some pie and mash though
why is MTG so expensive
Pie and mash mmmm
My lack of washing actually 😿
You forgot that one 'Mistah Nice guy'
Everyone made fun of em after
Egirls have nothing on RP girlies. Those are the real gems
RP girlies? Grandpa does not recognise this one
First time?
i like yugioh
Yeah what is RP girlies
but i would like to learn mtg though the WH40K cards
We D-D-D-DUELLED all day
but not for 300$
And then watched the anime at the local bar
i watched it before school
why girls dont show themselves being female online
the sexism is crazy
Rp you say?
Oh yeh that’s what I meant tbf, always filthy rich too

Play-by-post roleplaying is a hobby where you RP by writing out the actions of your character instead of rolling dice at a table together. It's relatively egalitarian with a lot of girls in the hobby space online. Those are the women I'm referring to. Creative, empathic, and total freaks
I know a thing or two
Right. Rp girlies. I lump those with egirls but. Egh

We do be freaky over here
lol I know some girls into RP'ing. I just dont find RP'ing that interesting to me
It isnt for everyone
Was tbh, some can still act weird but i'd say it's gotten much better, what with literally growing up in that era
The emperor will provide me boy do not lose hope
i like how im bitching about card while the rest of yall are talking about sexism

There are no girls on the internet
Only “user” and “gamer”
Gurl gamers
Oh i see. I have heard of similar stories from bookworm types
boy? and the emperor is cool sometimes
I cant ever seriously take someone calling themselves a gamer seriously anymore tbh 💀
Yeah that's the same type of girl. Big overlap
I love them
Gaymer*
PRO GAMER
Hank has a type
is that an elder scrolls race?
He into freaky shit
Freaktide
i dont think theres nothing wrong ith rp with games like TTs

We're all gamers on this blessed day anyway. Something like 90% of the guys below age 35 play videogames regularly. It's meaningless, it's like saying you watch TV. Yeah dipshit so does everyone else
Who is this
nerds are the biggest freaks type sh
i think if you and the bois do it then its fine
How long have you been a freak, @obtuse oak?
but random neckbeards
yuh
lil cringe
it's Vampirene

It loops back around into being super vanilla though. When you're writing a group RP and your character gets into a romance with an RP girly's character and you're both giggling and kicking your feet while writing them holding hands
yes.
tabletop romance is omegacringe and should be a taboo
I cringed when a boss i had called me one and asked if i liked hanging online with all my gamer friends, one time
Partially agreed

That's why I specified play by post RP and not tabletop RP
Love the video game slander when the tv had westerns n bond for a century now
Gamified romance across the board is omegacringe and should be a taboo
"Holding hands", sure Hank
You gotta be into vampire shit to find the real freaky ones

if you and your fellas wanna rp like dnd or whatever than its fine on a certain level
But alas my revulsion to all things satanic
That's how it starts ofc.
Instant incinerate

not like lets make out in game
good, let me have all the vampires of the world
"what if we put our minecraft beds together"
vampires are more than welcome to feed off of my blood
clutches garlic intensely
Romance across the board is banned! There is absolutely no hope
Finally someone I can agree with!
I'd probably get muted if i said what i was gonna say

Getting the stake ready, medieval church style
Unfortunately. Play by post servers were one of my first experiences being online
Had a dnd obsession i could never scratch. Now i join game servers when i need answers and sometimes linger
REAL
i can +1 that
All the real freaks are writing fanfiction on Ao3, I'm just talking about writing something with them. It has nothing to do with DnD or TTRPG except for the fact that you both 'play' a character
I somehow found some wolf pack rp site way back in the early days of being online as a young teen, it was just as cringey as you're imagining
there's also LARP
THAT PART ABOUT AO3 IS SO RIGHT
That was like my first foray into rping
with romance
like
Ah the horrific things we saw as youngins.
now that is freaky
the tags that Ive seen on some of the bg3 fanfics I was linked to
From there it was just random site after site and then i eventually got into erpin
I was like DAMN
I dated a LARPer and heard stories
And the rest is history
Some of the discord servers i got roped into… eugh…
One of em was a notice me self harm server
Have you seen MISERY on steam? Balkan simulator: the game dropped
My first PBP RP was a pack of dinosaurs (???) in the Jurassic Park setting. It was so weird in hindsight but i thought it was the coolest shit as a 14 year old. "Omg i can pretend to be a dinosaur"
goldshire
Stalker Misery?
Oh you know know
Ye it's a one man project fashioned after stalker
me when korn
It's coop though so it is perfect
Lol
me when crowbar
Homie even whipped out the ERP terminology
I somehow managed to not be chronically online growing up. Look at me now
I only know about ao3 because of my gf
I bet she reads bloodweave
And she's currentfly fixated on some omegaverse show
Oh nevermind.
am i the only semi-normal one here?
Been having to hear about mpreg shenanigans for the past week
You know why
like strangley the 1st erp I did was someone from this very server 💀

Now this is weird
RUH ROH....
I love it. Tell me everything
I learned about ERPing from this server, funny enough
Sad days
Sometimes you never know who you'll meet and where
When tryin to get your rocks off

whats even funnier is that its from a zealot chatter
That is the least surprising part
so yea #zealot-class is the freakchat
The holiest class, the irony
Of all the pieces of information, that is the least surprising
I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR I HATE MY HAIR
Yeah I'm still friends with people from an RP site, a couple of them even visited Amsterdam and I showed them around. No, no weird stuff, these weren't ERP friends.

WHY IS SO GODMN CURLY
Well, do not pull it out
WHYYYYY
I been thinkin bout gettin back into it, but i dont really know any rp sites
im not the girl from smile 2
Because you're a qtpie
It is a dying hobby, yeah
I just hang in this one chat from way back
"you bear the mark, you are cursed..."
I have an old clique that I do a TES RP with but I wouldn't know where to find a new group that's actually quality
curls are good. straight hair is good. you should love your hair and be happy with it. take it easy
All the kids are doing cringe shortform RP on discord
I don't know what that is but... i think there are tools to help straighten things out? I've always had dead straight hair though so i can't say. Used to grow it out when i was younger
like have you heard of how the zealots say THE MASTER this and that
WHEN I BRUSH IT IT I GET FUCKED KNOTS
or the self flagellation
Energetic Rolling Pins
Zealots are definitely massively kinky mfers
but i have to keep my metal head vibe
dude the fuckin bdsm hood and chains
The Imperium is sexually liberated anyway. More bodies for the meatgrinder
what about pyskers?.....
Wait till you hear about 15th century church
😭
Zealots enjoy self flagellation
These days I like to rp a pillar of the Darktide community
oh it was already said
Pain gives way to clarity kindred!
I mean, that was where i used to do it too lol. This isnt my first discord account
womp womp

Psykers just be looking at each other intensely until they both jizz in their pants and then they sigh and smoke a lho-stick and say "was it good for you too?"

I remember when i had to sit there and hear my girl friend explain to my guy friend what omegaverse was and i was just staring boankly at the wall the whole time
omfg
Forgot bout that psyker song
hell yeah
Glory to big E that im a vet 
what the Sigmar is omegaverse
this year's kinktober list made me aware wtf an omegaverse is
semi-ace fuckers
What, don't you people have any imagination? Can't you picture a Psyker caressing every crevice of your mind and inducing waves of pleasure from psycho-erogenous zones you didn't even know you had? Smh, live a little.
thx to someone exlplaining it 
I swear most 40k related servers are not like this
i still have absolutely no idea what the heck that is and ive been too afraid to google it thus far

sugmar , fuck that bitch
sugmar can sugma nuts
Omegaverse?
man I wish
Haaaaaaank that gets people weird thoughts
My bad, it is a bit early to get a lil freaky with it. I'll stop
To spare people of details i usually say "it's the pseudo science writers use for cis gay couples to be able to have a biological kid together" and refuse to elaborate

There was some shitty game on ps4 way back, called adamuniverse or some shit, my buddy was trolling a guy to the point he got him to send a dick pic and got him banned
PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION PREGNANT ASTARION
I remember trying another go at online dnd
Saw a bid for an online elder scrolls rp site that was supposed to be dedicated
They would likely stone these writers here

…I instinctively shuddered at the idea of closed doors
mpreg
purge the unclean
r/okbuddybaldur had shown me what this looks like
I still don't understand it tbh
i love Chainsaw dismemberment by Mortician
screams World Eaters
Or just u know the classic mage hand but warp
Such a funny subreddit
You'd like bolt thrower, if you don't already listen to them that is
This happens in Demolition Man, 1993
Old school death metal is really good
meh
I watched that movie but I don't remember this
mortician is old school
Ye its why i like em too
They're not allowed to have sex so they have to wear headsets and have sex in each other's minds
It really is "just bullshit them having a kid together, because fuck you"
Hello
I would probably out-crazy a psyker, so they would avoid me
that and Cannibal Corpse
I enjoy cannibal corpse
Why are sex books so popular guys
It freaks out Stallone's character too much though and he throws his off
Fr? Lmao damn. I was pretty drunk, I just remember thinking "this is really dope cyberpunk actually" and laughing about the product placement. Something about KFC? Pizza Hut?
TES has everything
From hand wave magic to demons to furries/scalies.
even necro stuff
Because they're allowed to be
There is only Taco Bell
Think my favourite gotta be hammer smashed face
Or meat hook sodomy
i eated the dead bodies :]
They're a classic, yeah. You like entombed?
I should put them on when I play darktide
not really
Women love imagining hot passionate steamy toxic romantic sex rather than watching two actors go at it
That's why.
Don't like new CC but old CC barnes era was great
women ☕
I hate women
That's why, if you want to really understand the sexual inner world of a woman, you should ERP with her. That's just science.
I mean I was gonna say money
same
Hank is giving honest advice
Those of you without ladies who want ladies, take notes
Yeah I'm not kidding this is genuinely how it works
Try whitechapel as well
Tfw I’m 14 and want to roleplay an edgy death knight who has cold hands and she wants to write out paragraph after paragraph of visceral grotesque sex 😿
because women like to imagine themselves as the character
Only do that with those who are willing to share your interest, please
in all media
First thing I see when checking the discord server and this channel. 
Cheers
Sorry if this is a common question rn, but are the servers just biting it for anyone else? I couldnt get through a game withing stammering in place for 3 seconds and dying when it caught up again,
aint gon lie, ao3 writers are disproportionately women afaik
The servers do seem to be struggling
Not where i'm from ngl. You talk to a girl about "ERP" here you likely become shunned out of society 
Archives of our own?
Yeah I had some lag today, was having melee hits not register
There are two types of societies
Me and the boys use Fanfiction
jonkler ass
One where women publish erotic novels openly and one where women write them secretly.
Shinji 40k was pretty wild
General started being freaky early today huh?
This is why its online only
You meet with the weirdos after she types out just how far up her nose your toe went
Bottom text
im the woker baby
Women want to replace the main character to feel in a magical world, while men want the main character to replace them irl so they look cooler
Having trouble deciding if I should play SM2 or fall asleep to some random youtube video while eating chips
do women even exist?
"He's literally me"
His rough calloused hands brushed against her stomach. An intense fire began to swell within her, followed by a yearning. Such lust was only tethered by the staunch realisation that in fact, using the bulbous tip of his index finger, was tracing the symbols of the ruinous powers upon her flesh.
I actually read an article about that and about a wave of women authors being arrested for writing popular erotic fiction in some repressed country. Let me see if I can find the article
Thank god this is the only form of social media i use 
the freaky ones are the best
ARMOR-CLAD FAITH!!!!!! 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
I'll let her do things to me
Hard to write smut on a moving bus 🙁
Wouldn't be surprised, here they would not be arrested but absolutely spited everywhere they went, likely would not get jobs, school applications and the like
If their work went public that is
Discord is full of freaks.
I only use it for gaming tbh
i love wolfenstein
Not me tho
Point them out so we can make pariahs of them
yea
In this room with us? 
Try it, godless one. I will put your pariahs on a pedestal
But I did choose to play on mein leben so it was meant to be
like that erp zealot chatter I was doing with before
insert the stabbing gif here
It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-
kill me
Bloodborne
tnc the best
This giving me health teacher vibes, when they explained fetal alcohol syndrome and said some of the kids in our class had it
Bb is peak, bb and ds3 are my favorite souls
Hahahaha what the FUCK
They made a "house of the rising sun" remake but about berin and hitler i think
I can spot it too really well now, 6 of 25 kids had it
My guy screaming “their in the walls”
After revealing he is one such monster
explains the physiological symptoms of fetal alcohol syndrome "in fact, Jimmy back there looks like he's got it"
play 2 and new bloods, do not play youngblood
Old blood?
There are actually very specific physiological symptoms from it lmao
Yeah youngblood was a mess. I’ve seen that one around
Yeah I know
Also can spot when a kid's parents are doing meth around them
Literature if for expanding our knowledge of the alchemical arts. It is NOT for steamy man wolf sex.
Yep, endings, and completing your collection of pyromancies, miracles and the like
Absolutely wild to just point mfers out though
Yeah, was good times back then
just read any classical women's literature almost
it's all about sex
always has been
A singular glance in any modern and popular bookstore would prove otherwise
Yeah and normally the hunk dies and she ends up a content remarried woman tending to the step children
there's a reason for it, but it's true
I don't think pride and prejudice was about sex
Too bad. Some gurl is down bad and is team… who tf was the wolf? Jake?
Wait so the albatross was actually a metaphor for a big tiddy goth girl?!?!
Wanna make some gold out of steel? I have the philosopher stone
DONT SHARE SUCH SECRETS IN THE LIGHT. MEET ME IN THE TUNNELS BY TORCHLIGHT.
The wolf amogus 🐺
Dont worry thay have no idea how to make one
Commissar. Are you engaging in witchcraft?
This gives the same vibe as "They don't have an Air Fryer"
we ball
That do not possess the arcane knowledge
i love crowbar at 3am
Reflecting on asoiaf, George needs his hard drive checked
Glad someone finally said it
Someones caffeinated
no, you see, dear reader, it is absolutely vital for me as an author to describe 14y old Daenerys' tits in great detail in her first chapter
OFF METUL
I do think books targeted toward women are much more sex-focused than books targeted toward men though.
(Even though the stereotype is that 'men are the horny ones')
Women literally read books about people doing their boring normal jobs just with graphic sex scenes and it’s a best seller
people who think men are hornier than women have never dated a woman
or experienced women's media
What do you mean women don’t want to read aboht slippery kev, the middle aged veteran of 4 wars, once owner of the soulspanker blade, retired blacksmith who is called back to arms to pursue the oblong cube???
and we wouldnt have foo fighters?
People talk about men and got
GoT has a large female fanbase. Also. Bridgertons
Game of Thrones was peak, but the TV show ending though idk.
Would any OF user in the chat like to explain why they pay for OF, come out now, don’t be shy I’m curious
I just read some wierd shit like The art of war or the lesser key of sallomon
Don’t forget to keep your eyes peeled for the future launch of my best selling novel hitting shelves in 2055
i love Rammstein
also slightly off topic, but like I feel like this needs to be said.
You are not a bad person for having sexual desires 🙂
As long as it doesn't involve toilet and childrens
This pyre is looking cold could you go hug it to warm it up?
Whats it about?
But licht, some people like getting sick off of waste
Toilet licking, toilet rubbing, toi-
When I can answer that I’ll write it
whats worse than a rapist boom a child.
I have an onlyfans btw
What’s it about
Sorry onlyfaith
Oh strictly toilets? Thought you meant… nvm

There are motherfuckers here who literally went out of their way to lick toilets
PUBLIC TOILETS WHY
I remove an article of clothing everytime the guy hooked to the torture device behind me screams. When I get naked fully he gets servitorised
I clean those. Nasty.
If he manages not to scream he gets to go home
Everyone wants a taste of Nurgle gamer 🤷♂️
OnlyToilets
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnn
It's from a video

what the skibidi
yeah the Brandon Rogers bit
Just making sure, space Saltzpyre be using stub revolver and dueling sword correct?
from like 2014
I thought it was a joke saying that children are worse than rapists, but I wasn't sure what the 'boom' meant.
I read the boom like as if it was a sound effect.. but, basically I guess I didn't fully get it no heh
Well, different in terms of slight differences 
Csn u do Art of war 2? Since it an ancient chinese scroll i think it public domain.
Why does no one remember
But mostly the same 
T.T
There’s a second art of war?
ART OF WAR II Electric Boogaloo
Not yet
There's also the big book of war
the internet gave us all ADD, we have no memories anymore 🙁
Frostpunk OST goes so hard, a real shame the 2nd game is kinda ass
saDZXFG
“Pragmatism of War”
Instead of a dumbed down do and do nots
Its why war is necessary, and what to expect after it happens. (Tldr its nothing but shellshock and ptsd symptoms)
Send children to the mines (yes/no)
Yes
We crave the mines
Rock and Stone
Sorry Timmy, time change
Didn't kids used to collect clams at 4AM till 8PM back then?
I had a cool rock and seashell collection growing up
Beach was like 40 mins drive near so
Kids used to crawl into pipes back in the day wym
Good old days
I am not clicking that when Im at work
i love gealdyr
Why?
he makes prayers soothing
Whats the most unhinged zealot voice?
Coz i don wanna 
Me n duo are dragging through the borderlands entirety
And i just know im gonna want to spam rush w a chain axe
Odin? In a one god holy war game?

they said demons pose as old gods
Come smoke a cigarette, and let your hair down…
im just saying seeing a twisted version of my gods in tc
TC?
Oh. Maybe reimagining of saint figures n such.
Thats actually neat
the funny tt
That weird undead hell/holy game?
ye
With ww2 trench warfare shit
Potato pohtahto
ah yes TANKS AND GUNS
Ok, Mr. Know it all
Hey wait
idfk
give me a good alt history rq
What is 'alt history'... Does Trench Crusade count as alt history?
(Alt history doesn't have to be realistic?)
trench crusasde
no
Alternate history
No
like man in the high castle
okay uhhh
alt history just means retelling events or coming up with ideas for time periods
like if the crusades or ww1 never happened
what would happen?
East achieved scientific advancement way ahead of west, resulting in reverse colonization of Europe and America by Asians
Ah I thought alt history was like, a genre mostly for historians to write out what might have happened if people had made different decisions
that too
What if hell was real and people crip walked down there for power

That's what it boils down to
but TC is Alt history i think one of the writers said
fr
and saw hell and their skin blew off
Sometimes alt history gets more fantastical but it uses real earth history as the basis for its setting
Literally just the sarah connor gif
Fallout is a form of alt history
AAAAA-
The USSR is mentioned by name in the first Bequin novel so 40k is also a tiny bit alt history 
Alt history is cool as hell btw
The designs are pretty cool too
That true
And then ofc with a heavy dose of fantasy and sci-fi thrown on top.
Given trench crusades history
And the fact the irish/ scottish got to ride up their own way
I wonder if the americas get to be “the godless lands”
i love the heretic designs
just a fucking fetus on the belt
hell yeah.
How do you get into trench crusade btw
you join the crusade
Yeah how

they have free lore on the website
They have a website?
Just had to argue with a drunk “former manager of a job just like mine”
Get mad at me
Fun
yea
Still on kickstarter campaign i think
The rules are
they heavly encourage kitbashed and using your own models instead of buying theirs
I see
yessss
Free drugs
give in
but ye TC is a pro consumer game
im quite fond of that
even john blanche the goat himself drew TC
Need more cosmetics with prosthetic limbs for my rejects.
Oh shit that's peak
thats how you know a TT is good
if fucking John Blanche draws it
god i fucking love TC
Time for me to get into TC I think.
Yeah I just started reading the lore section
WOOO
I RECRUTIED MORE FODER FOR THE CRUSADE
@obtuse oak https://youtu.be/39dPYy1-feE?si=E3vgWwuDBwdK2XGx i recomend this channel
Trench crusade?!?!
hour long ish TC readings
ASMR sonic lore
I'll read the lore with my own two eyes or I simply won't know about it. Them's the rules
i do it when i paint my heretics
Are the models out yet I was gonna set some
Oh that makes sense
still in preorder
I sleep
i ordered mine in may
tc talk reminded me that i wanted to redownload forever winter
yet thy models havethnt come
ye but cant wait for more lore!
Maybe one day we'll get a Battlefield type PvP game but with the dark art style of Trench Crusade or a Warhammer 40k battlefield game. Lol
FR
One can dream
i want bf 40k
Yeah a Warhammer 40k: Battlefield would be nice.
Fatshark could make alot of other franchise games in their style
But they're also fucking fatshark, so they'd fuck it up somehow
Their style is peak
Well, i meant more the style of the game itself, the horde class based shooter
Their art style is cool too and all
A lot of longtime and influential Fatshark devs left over the past few years, I'm not sure what a brand new game from the current studio staff would look like
Man, everyone be leaving shit studios
Hell, i'd leave too once i saw tencent
Oh..
Don't they own everything or most things?
The people that do that work now are also talented, don't get me wrong, but they're not the same people. From what I understand, the original creative minds behind the Tide combat are now employed elsewhere.
Fatshark dev team should be made servitors
Though I don't know exactly who was responsible for what
that fuckin sucks
That way we get more updates
Just the nature of things.
Aw shit.
I like the combat
True
It's really only Japanese studios that you can trust to have the same people working on the same franchise 20 years later lmao
The devs at fatshark now are just trying to keep it going, while at the same time not knowing how it all works at all
Western devs move around
Those poor fuckers
If you want the hint all devs do that
I can hop on and take you through it if you want
nah I'm not too obsessed with success here
Yeah, but this is even worse
I like the challenge so I keep coming back to the game
I didn't say that
They didn't all leave at once. There was a transfer of institutional knowledge from one dev to the next, don't get me wrong! It's just... not the same people. There's no guarantee that different people would make the exact same type of game.
I'm burnt out from overextending myself, not gonna burn out on games that would go too far lol
Alright
It is too late, Hank, i've already commandeered your statement. The narrative is what i make it now

alt discord history
Shit, someone tag @whole glade
He goons to this type of stuff
do I have to buy the weapons after unlocking them?

Yes
also, when does the weapons store open? 
7?
Or was it 10?
level or time on the clock 😄
FatShark is just one employee
Yes
It’s me btw I’m fatshark
Fatshark is being propped up by one intern changed to a furnace in the basement
Hurry up and add sex
They could make a better game
On it boss
The furnace has a higher job title 💀
The rest of the karnak sextuplets are out next update
Where is advanced lamb
Vacation days halved ✅
Mandatory 6 day in office policy ✅
Low base pay with KPI backed commission ✅
Zero tolerance pet policy ✅
Yeah, I think we can save Darktide
Every time the reviews go to mixed a random employee is executed
And their next of kin
Everytime someone doesnt buy the cosmetics in the biweekly store rotation, Tencent kills another artist
The best people in life are free
3D artist you mean
No, a regular artist
Just to send a message to the 3D ones
If they had done the “Premium” shop update a few years ago, this would’ve never happened

Every time the reviews go to mixed it's over dumb shit lol
I wouldn’t call the lack of fishing dumb shit
One day we'll be free of darktide, and peace will reign for a thousand years
wait, is cosmetic shop rotating today ?
darktide 2 releases the day darktide ends
Unfortunately
U76fb n op9999
@obtuse oak, get this weirdo out of here
Look at their fuckin name on their profile, gotta be a bannable offense

Goddamn people and their fetishes
protect Miguel at all cost
Who?
he does not know chat
You are nobody paul
if you must know, its Miguel Iglesias
artist whos pretty much responsible for designing every enemy you see in game (visual design wise)
the 🐐
We're all fuckin nobodies, poozer
Rogue trader stuff is back 
Walk out into any crowded place with abunch of humans, you're in a sea of nobodies
W shop changes
Aint it like 10am or 12am?
Or does that guy mean it just changed?
Let us go see what fresh slop it is now
Oh
The whole 2 outfits changing is just a permanent thing now?
I guess that is pretty nice
yeah CM confirmed it 2 weeks ago
You think i pay attention to Quickpaw?
Now im curious on South American aboriginals
Never heard anything except for trade routes that went through there
maybe, maybe not
New drip yet?
Man, they really are never gonna give Arbites any new cosmetics, are they?
Yup
NOW
Its trader stuff and some other junk
Yeah
Is that … supposed to be a comic page link?
By the gods, behold a mind rotted by the interwebs
It is also kind funny and sad at the same that they are now puttin up shittons of recolors in the store
Instead of just including that in the price of one helmet
Dogshit ass fatshark
with a name like that…..i think we all know what they are coding in


It's mid
Always somethin with them, 1 step forward and 5 steps back
I mean it's pretty value if you like all 3 of the recolors, but not like it costs the same bundle price if you only want 1 of them. Still better than before
would be different if 1 of the recolors out of the 3 also costs 1300 lol
I rather have this instead of waiting months or a year for a single recolour hat I want
yeah basically
I waited like this long for the red beret to be back on rotation a bit ago 
Now with recolour bundles is gonna be better
it's pretty decent because every one of those recolors work with at least 1 or 2 cosmetic sets
quickpaw also said that new cosmetics for arbites is something they "can't do right now"
it's gonna be like in VT2 where they need to wait at least 1-2 years or more to release new cosmetics for the premium classes
thought the same thing
which is well, understandble tbh, cuz releasing paid cosmetics for a paid DLC in general is pretty weird
idk dressing up is half the fun of a new character for me
every arb looks identical
which like lore wise yeah sure i get it
its just sad
I mean I like dressing up as much as the next guy, but arbie being paid DLC kinda puts a plug on it
the skin page for arb feels like a tease
and tbh, FS kinda released every unique helmet that arbies can have already xD
It's less that it's more GW says No lmfao
So how is everyone today? Think we'll get an update on that next hotfix, the one to improve server stability?
yeah exactly. its just arbitrators dont have any variety unfortunately. i just wish theyd be like "eh they threw em in with the losers let em wear some gear they found"
dishonored arbs
after the hotfix before the last hotfix, I already stopped getting "error mission abort" period, and 0 packet loss now too
so honestly idk how much better it can get
before that I was losign Havoc ranks after ranks because of error mission aborts lol
might be a question for some of the folk here that may be so lucky
I haven't experienced any server stability outside of Rotten Armor crashes and those should be fixed now
Hard to say what everyone else is struggling with
mostly boredom right now. we are all waiting for next big content drop

Poor fatshark
Making bacon pancakes
life in general
Though making bacon pancakes isn't a struggle I suppose
Just lot of standing around singing in a whisper so I don't wake up my gf before the pancakes are done
smart
I have reasons to believe it's gonna be a juicer
I'll keep my ears open come the annivesary. might not be able jump right in though, since family vacation takes priority
Brunt is still missing right?
i need a rejuicer
We need a Brunt update
yea evea since him and morrow’s battle with the xenos genestealers

would expanding that reward bar thing that Hestia got count? I already got everything on there currently
yeah I want more of those too
new fancy uniforms, only slightly used by their previous owners before their untimely demise
I still want the hat that ogryn bone'eads wear in the DOW series
what about you guys? any particular cosmetics you want? I know some folk still want the standard gaurd helmet with its gas mask and visor
Maybe with them adding two outfits now, we'll finally get Savlar's faster
We wont
But it is nice to dream
Finally passed 1st mission
And now it's time to wake someone from her dream
Bacon pancakes are done, wish you all good team mates in your runs
Aaaaa
send in the wolves
not my crops
hows everyone liking the plasma gunner by the way?
i dont like it
They work well now so that's cool
pity they have no exploding backpack, but still pretty good
Every time I hear that charge up sound I immediately hunt them down with my shield arbites
got to go. later yall
bye dog
I. Want to like survival sims like valheim
But i spend more time roaming than i do surviving
Especially when it comes to base building. Mud hut life
they've done a better job with their SFX this patch
albeit I wish they could turn their voices JUST a smidgen higher
enough so that they're above shotgunners/gunners in terms of loudness
yeah it kinda suck
How do I change my wargear
Press I
Valheim is one of the better ones
valheim good
Good artstyle unique world and u can turn off the grind
but ashland is fucking shit
Havent played after mistlnmds
mist land nice
new shop rotation is so goated i actually bought all new sets besides psykers
Yeah jowever replaying it is not so much fun anymore
is skins are nice?
they are the pirate ones
pirate?
yes
i can’t help it bro
huh
i’m a sucker for pirate cosmetics
Proportion is off
I know😩
Goddamn
I swore myself i wouldnt buy it
But the vostroyan ogryn got me
And then it was licke crack
Understandable, the pudding hat is hard to resist
dude that was an instant buy for me aswell
he’s just so dapper
i barely see any ogryns with the vostroyan set
Because it doesn't fit an Ogryn
tell that to my ogryn who’s wearing the full krieg set
💀
Nerd
kinda strange
You want to see that anaconda dont you?
i like zealots new skin
All the way until you are doing math keeping the base from collapsing lmao
I did enjoy my foray tho
The screaming and streaking across the grey wood was something
Heavens no, i mean the chest
Its not that hard you just need to think realistic and build foundation etc first
and no arbites skin
Wish i bought one eye helm for ogryn
But i dont play ogryn
Like beams for the walls erc
And only then build walls and roof
i haven’t heard the name valheim since the war
Not gonna be for a while the shark must slay the GW dragon first
me friend waits for elysian 110th return
I want the blue Krieg
finally gold teeth two handed chainsword
wait until the moment we think we will get arbite cosmetics just for it to be shared cosmetics the other classes already have
classic rug pull move right there
it’s amazing
i mean arbites are VERY standardized.
like no deviation
while guard regiments have therye uniquenes
Mainly for the sidedish, the Grenadier helmet
For my Steel Legion drip
are you wanting it for ogryn or vet
did they not nerf the duelling sword?
Vet
I got my Vostroyan stuff so I've been a happy camper
A little

