general-chat

[lime beacon]

But egos ideology and way of looking at things

[low hemlock]

who else was the villain?
the fuckin small manager guy

[sleek harness]

Yesh

[lime beacon]

Skinner is kind of too direct to be an actual good villain

[sleek harness]

He tried to kill the rat

[low hemlock]

[sleek harness]

If the rat died the movie ends

Literally the villain

[low hemlock]

hmmmm me think Rat-Man finally cooked here

[lime beacon]

Then that makes the old woman the villain too

[sleek harness]

What old woman

[lime beacon]

If she had slimed all the rats in the beginning the movie would’ve ended immediately

[low hemlock]

not this again

[lime beacon]

Man did not watch the movie

[sleek harness]

IT'S BEEN A WHILE DUDE

[low hemlock]

the movie aint that old….is it

👨‍🦳

[lime beacon]

[little marten]

So Darktide general real talk;

ARE WE PRO BUS DRIVERS?

[sleek harness]

You think I would be that fixated on rats to remember this one rat chef movie?

I am a skaven I don't give a shit

[tired inlet]

https://youtu.be/OuKEjFrVECw?t=52

Ratatouille is 18 years old

nearly a generation behind

[lime beacon]

Good lord

Where’s my cpap

[lime beacon]

I remember taking my grandkids to go see it when it came out

[sleek harness]

You are that old?

[lime beacon]

No I’m joking

[sleek harness]

Bad

[lime beacon]

I’m young and hip

[sleek harness]

Thought Paul would have a rival

[whole glade]

pual

[lime beacon]

No lie I work with a lot of really old guys

It always kills me when I hear a discord notification on their phones

[little marten]

Probably some anime chat

[tired steeple]

What about a grindr notification

[tired inlet]

so here's some shit: Ratattouie is 18 years old; that'd be like watching Disney's "The Little Mermaid" animated feature the same year as Ratatouille; as it's 18 years removed from that

[whole glade]

uh oh

[tired inlet]

get fukken THANOS dusted

[deft fulcrum]

Hey, I'm trying to complete the Warband Stories: Long Arm of the Lex penance but none of the new voice lines are dropping. Any tips on how to get these to proc?

[tired inlet]

your voiceline arc is pseudorandomly generated upon mission start

[deft fulcrum]

Aslo the Emperors Favoured penance, any clues how to get this?

[lime beacon]

Idk what the Grindr notif sounds like

[tired inlet]

so just... keep at it? I haven't gotten any from the lex guy yet

[tired steeple]

Fun fact, shrek was actually seen as a punishment to work on

[lime beacon]

Haven’t reached that phase of my life yet

[tired steeple]

Cause they thought it was gonna flop

[tired inlet]

I got Goliath from Zealot and the other one on Vet

[deft fulcrum]

I really, really hate that mission type though lol

[tired inlet]

Mortis Trials?

[deft fulcrum]

So basically its random and sucks to be me

[tired inlet]

it's dumb fun

and easy to do at damnation/auric

[deft fulcrum]

Yeah they are so tedious

[whole glade]

mortis like the faith games?

[tired inlet]

it's like 1 minute/round

and you get to try to do really dumb shit

like have infinity grenades

[deft fulcrum]

Ah right ok. Is there a list of what one counts as Emperors Favoured or is it just a guessing game?

[lime beacon]

You just need teammates with working neurons

[whole glade]

@sleek harness what should the pyskers name be?

[tired inlet]

infinity grenades build is hilarious if ogryn

[tired steeple]

Should I play faith

[whole glade]

YEESSSSS

[deft fulcrum]

Oh they're easy. Thats the worst bit, aalmost

If it was the last 6 rounds it would be more "fun"

[tired steeple]

I watched markiplier play it but I’ve forgotten the entire game

[whole glade]

ITS SO PEAK

[tired steeple]

And I’m pretty sure he missed a secret boss battle?

And a secret ending?

[whole glade]

mayybbee

[tired steeple]

I might play no I’m not human

I’ve seen 2 playthroughs but the game is randomly generated

So

[whole glade]

thats also so goog

[sleek harness]

Reginald The Destroyer of Cuteness

[tired steeple]

Might have a different run

[whole glade]

mmmmm maybe no that

[sleek harness]

Camel The Hugger

[whole glade]

camel

[lime beacon]

Camel cigarettes

[whole glade]

by camel

[sleek harness]

Camel

[whole glade]

I TRY NOT TO REMEMBER

NO MEMORIES

[lime beacon]

Cigarettes?

[dapper trench]

Yes

Also play mouthwashing

[shrewd oriole]

Lmao 5 gunners just spawned behind my back, instant deletion

[tired steeple]

I already watched a playthrough of mouthwashing

brilliant game

I'm just like, I keep forgetting I can actually play games now

[shy sandal]

Name them PsychoPsyker

[sleek harness]

What the hell is mouthwashing
And why theres this one character getting dropkicked by other characters of the game

Actually don't tell me

[tired steeple]

it['s an amazing game but the content's pretty dark

[wheat sphinx]

turns out

Campaign gives a lot more XP for some reason

[ocean widget]

the campaign is designed for new players so it gives more XP to boost them higher in level

[wheat sphinx]

fair fair

never noticed tho

[ocean widget]

i mean XP is basically meaningless unless you're below level 30 so doesnt really matter

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

[sleek harness]

I just reached max refund requests on DT

[misty trench]

your bank must fucking hate you lmao

[sleek harness]

Not exactly

But I wonder if the DT support team hates me

[misty trench]

or are you just refunding the aquilas?

[sleek harness]

Yes

Refunding the Aquilas

[misty trench]

ah I see, yeah ok the support team probably hates you

[sleek harness]

Won't be able to refund until like, next month

[fair bridge]

two media hidden messages from foolish skaven he must still be using that terrible sticker

[fair bridge]

this one's ok

[sleek harness]

Tf you mean hidden media messages

[whole glade]

Ooooo

[sleek harness]

Did you just block a PNG?

[fair bridge]

i have a macro that hides media from users

specifically you

[whole glade]

Also i fucking pulled a god card

[fair bridge]

that dumb orc sticker

[sleek harness]

Why?

[fair bridge]

the ORC STICKER

[sleek harness]

What's the problem?

He's so cool

[whole glade]

An UR Slifer The Sky Dragon

WOOO

[fair bridge]

you just use it a lot

like almost every time you post something

it's odd

[sleek harness]

I mean yeah I like it

[fair bridge]

and i hate green skinned freaks

[sleek harness]

Racism

[fair bridge]

so i destroy it

[sleek harness]

What if your friend's skin became green, huh? Would you leave him?

[amber delta]

yes

[fair bridge]

i would blow his head smoove off

[uneven ermine]

Psyker is such a slog to level up

[sleek harness]

Dude can you believe this? He blocked my most used PNG

Ungrateful

[sleek harness]

Just don't get hig

Hit

Dumbass

[uneven ermine]

They’re just so BORING AT THE START

[fair bridge]

if you didn't use it every single time you posted something he'd have a pass

[sleek harness]

Doubtful

[fair bridge]

but now he's dead

[amber delta]

[amber delta]

I would block this png

[sleek harness]

Is O'saa going to be next?

[fair bridge]

it depends on how often you use it

there is an artform to these things

if i must kill o'saa then so be it

[sleek harness]

Theres a right way to post PNGs?

[fair bridge]

yes

my way

the only way

[sleek harness]

Bloody dictator

[fair bridge]

idrc i'm just autistic about these things

i think it's funny to mention it because my brain is weird

[sleek harness]

Don't block knuckles

He's worried

[fair bridge]

variety is the spice of life

[sleek harness]

Sadly my emoji server only has 5 slots of stickers

Which I removed one for this

[little marten]

😼

[neon agate]

I mean

That is just priorities.

[sleek harness]

[outer jasper]

I have no idea what this thing is but it scares me and I want it off my screen

[sleek harness]

[orchid skiff]

Wuh?

[fair bridge]

hide media button

[sleek harness]

Dude is using that one piratah discord

[fair bridge]

da macro detects that sticker name and auto-hides it

it is very Cool

[sleek harness]

Malloween

I got a plan

[orchid skiff]

interesting

not good enough he stays blocked

[orchid skiff]

i thought it was all medias

[fair bridge]

nah it's just a button

[orchid skiff]

ur just a button

a cute little button

[fair bridge]

waow!!!

[sleek harness]

Also Mallow

Did you saw ork

[orchid skiff]

this is how strong you get when you exercise every day

[fair bridge]

no

[sleek harness]

Did you just block the whole word ork didn't you

[fair bridge]

i bet i could lift you up and spin you around like a cartoon character

[neon agate]

Is it a racial slur?

[orchid skiff]

fucked up..

[neon agate]

I don't remember it being one

[fair bridge]

pretty much but if you're this insistent on me seeing that stupid sticker i'll have to take the next step

[spice drift]

which cosmetics gonna come into the roation tomorrow

[sleek harness]

Something

[tawny gorge]

can't block the king of the echidna

[tawny gorge]

kaldor draigo zealot set

[ocean widget]

the ones that look the worst

[spice drift]

ok

[tacit geode]

I'm betting rogue trader rerun

[ocean widget]

nah no RT update recently

i swear the RT outfits only rerun just to remind people that game exists

[spice drift]

then we get the obscurus skin again

[pale shoal]

[spice drift]

i have the shrine guardian and moebian parade force sword skins

[ocean widget]

not even getting the final dlc until september next year and i can bet both DLCs will have dogmatic companions because owlcat loves them

[neon agate]

WTF is RT

[ocean widget]

rogue trader

[neon agate]

OH

I literally have played so much of the game and I fooking forgot the tname

[whole glade]

GRAHHH

[jaunty path]

@neon agate is playing sanctioned psyker a good idea

[neon agate]

Yeah

If you don't have arb starting it's considered the best origin

Mainly because psykers can be versatile

I am a biomancer warrior/vanguard character

And my whole thing is about NOT DYING

[ocean widget]

dude sanctioned psyker is literally the strongest class in RT

like it isnt even a joke

[neon agate]

I heard people saying arb starter was better. Did they nerf the starting class?

[ocean widget]

ah is arb better?
havent tried it yet
from the numbers i've seen psyker is strong as fuck though

[neon agate]

Oh. Yeah people said arb starting is disgusting

Like its better than psyker by a solid amount

[ocean widget]

oh oof
great act 1 and 2
bad act 3 4 and 5

"Psi damage and damage from burning, bleeding and poison are not blocked by shields, so this DLC weakened the already weak heroes at the end."

[neon agate]

My whole gimmick is just use taunting scream and tank everything

It's how I did the fight for kibellah's quest

There were 10 assassins on me

LOL

Vanguard is a great tank class, but the fact I feel I need to run warrior to get taunting is kinda weird

But it's really funny

[misty trench]

I did bladedancer for my current playthrough and it's genuinely so stupid strong it's kinda boring

just go full anime on mfs before anyone can take a turn

[upper parcel]

Lone Wolf Arbites with Forceful is kinda crazy.

[neon agate]

Oh bladedancer is...a whole thing I don't want to get into. Insane movement, good damage, solid tanking, it's just kinda op

[ocean widget]

yeah kibellah is just fucked

kibellah and fuckin whos her face are even worse

purple bitch or smth

[neon agate]

Lone wolf is good, but doggo with shock collar gives forceful very quickly

[neon agate]

Cassia

[ocean widget]

thats the fucker

[neon agate]

Genuinely would have fights end on first round because of those 2

[whole glade]

@sleek harness it is done.

[upper parcel]

I'm using maul with shield, it doesn't take much to get full stacks.

[neon agate]

Oh I am not saying, lone wolf is pretty good if you don't like the dog too much and have somewhat good team with ranged/special killing

[upper parcel]

Dog is nice, I have a dog focused loadout saved, but playing without dog also gives very nice bonuses.

[neon agate]

Again it's pretty strong because the dog is so strong in general

[little marten]

ARCH MILLITANT SWORD AND PISTOL

[upper parcel]

Yeah, dog can do some good damage with the right talents, stun crushers and bulwarks and also protect from other dogs if they pounce on you. But I don't need it right now.

...ok, fine, I will get the dog, actually.

I still need to stun like 40 monsters with the dog blast.

[whole glade]

yep

making a zealot and vet now

[lime beacon]

ratatouille?

[sleek harness]

He's making femboy rejects

[lime beacon]

[whole glade]

HE?

[sleek harness]

Uhhhhhhhh

Idk your pronouns

Ah right

It's NIGHTMARE

[whole glade]

Ye

:]

i prefer thy

and thee

[sleek harness]

I am not calling you like that

It isn't the medieval age anymore dude

[whole glade]

fine.

i dont mind any gender stuff

i just like messing with people

[sleek harness]

Sorry pal you can't steal my job

[round mica]

Hey guys looking for a boosting group for the 'dream team' trophy. It'll be on uprising, surprisingly I've been having a hard time with random downing on that difficulty and they aren't even brand new players, if gen chat isn't the right place to ask I'd appreciate pointers to the right chat, I'm on ps with same name and I'm ogryn rn

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[wheat sphinx]

Wdym Laspistol does less damage than Recon Lasgun

[blissful kiln]

thees nuts

[whole glade]

thy nut

[whole glade]

what job?

[sleek harness]

Job

[whole glade]

joh

josh

[tired inlet]

see, this is twinking

absolutely begging to be twinked

twink me up, daddy

[ocean widget]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[whole glade]

me fr

[mellow wraith]

Random question: how would you guys feel about a boss that was mostly/entirely Carapace armor, in exchange for having less HP than other bosses?

[elder merlin]

You have a job?

[ocean widget]

pretty sure thats literally just a captain

[little marten]

I would feel the same

Carapace mutants 😼

[round cloak]

anyone had any troubles with dark communion havoks?

me and my buddies just did the event like 3 minutes ago and the mission never ended

[mellow wraith]

Captains are all Flak

[blissful kiln]

yes. it could even have a ranged weapon and a weakspot on its back

[mellow wraith]

I was kicking around an idea for a Moebian 6th boss that was a Sentinel/Armored Sentinel, one of these bad boys https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/2/27/SentinelCadia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120322160519

[blissful kiln]

Crusher morbed into a plogryn with flamers attached to its hands

[mellow wraith]

It could fulfill a somewhat similar role as the Stormfiend from VT2--a ranged-focused boss with a big weakspot on the back

[ocean widget]

the slug

thats literally just the slug

[fair bridge]

beast mode nurgle

[mellow wraith]

...

You know, you're correct but despite having played both dt and vt2 recently, I keep forgetting about the slug

Mostly because I keep worrying about getting eaten by the slug in a way I don't with the stormfiend

[neon agate]

Then it's clear

Make the stormfiend eat you

[sleek harness]

Of course not

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

i did

femboy zealot

fuck you

[upper parcel]

Tanner?

[whole glade]

hah?

[elder merlin]

Lol

[wheat sphinx]

show

[whole glade]

where?

[elder merlin]

The horny are showing up

Dont do it, Koz

[whole glade]

i just thought it was a neat

[elder merlin]

It is a trap

[whole glade]

lil fella

im a trap yes

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

haha

[upper parcel]

Feel like braced autoguns work better on zealot than on veteran. It's kinda like pulling out a flamer to clear a horde, but with bullets.

[pearl rock]

another havoc 40 run ends 30 minutes deep due to MISSION ABORTED error!!! love getting deranked due to server crashes!!! when will Fatshark fix their servers, its destroying my will to play this game

[elder merlin]

What about on psyker?

[upper parcel]

Hm. Haven't tried.

[elder merlin]

[upper parcel]

But also, I am currently using braced autogun on zealot in combination with a knife (alternatively a duelling sword, tho I prefer the knife), I can kill big targets with my knife and use the gun for big hordes of trash mobs.

I haven't used a knife (or duelling sword) on psyker yet.

[fair bridge]

silent hill f obtained

[upper parcel]

Uhm, proof?

[whole glade]

excuse me

erm

[upper parcel]

[whole glade]

whar?

[civic otter]

What form of heresy is this

[whole glade]

bt fanboy alert

[civic otter]

Orphan of kos? Why, i took you out ages ago

Must be my new game run

[whole glade]

and theyre one of those fanboys

[civic otter]

I have no clue what these accusations are

[whole glade]

makes since cuz bts are ogryn level sms

[golden patio]

“Once you’ve read anything about WH:40k you’ll never want to stop beating a BT fan to death with your barehands”

[ripe tangle]

How does someone eat an entire loaf of bread at one time?

[whole glade]

fr

[golden patio]

I just love BT slander

It’s funny as hell

[tired steeple]

can't wait for darktide 3

[civic otter]

What liar told you this

Most loylist players love dorn

We just like building

[tired steeple]

oh you haven't met one of those bt fans

[whole glade]

yeah dorn and the IFs

bts are boring and overrated

[civic otter]

I mean aight lol

[tired steeple]

I'm actually quite a big fan of BTs. In games where you play as evil dudes I like playing as the most evil of the evil dudes

[civic otter]

I been playing bts and dark angels since forever

[whole glade]

Bts are DA wannabes

[civic otter]

Though i do prefer earlier editions of both

I don't like primaris much

[civic otter]

There are WAYYY more evil astartes xd

[tired steeple]

yeah I love marines malevolent

[civic otter]

Besides, generalisation and stereotyping is what kills genres and the like

[tired steeple]

erebus is my favourite character in the setting

[whole glade]

DAs are the cool dad sms the bts are the self-centered bratty children

[civic otter]

Now you're just copy pasting prompts

[civic otter]

Well some would agree! Lol

Out of the heretics

Iron warriors would have to by my favorite

[whole glade]

speaking facts you mean

[civic otter]

Whatever gets you goin lol

Khornate berzerkers are also neat

[golden patio]

I’ve never been interested in Astartes

I’m more into Imperial Guard regiments

Steel Legion being a personal favorite

[tired steeple]

mine too

[whole glade]

i only like the DAs and the legion of the damned with a lil Sharky bois

[tired steeple]

second would be the elysians

then I think catachans

[golden patio]

Moebian Steelheads (53rd) been growing on me ever since they were introduced in Darktide

[civic otter]

Shame all games seem to know is cadia, militarum has a lot to offer

Steel legion for one does need more presentation

[golden patio]

Retributors or Carcharodons

But I’m not big on SMs in general

Tbf Marrow alone is assisting with modern representation

[whole glade]

sharky bois are cool

bc they scare my fav traitors

the Night Lords

[lime beacon]

We should just bin every chapter of space marine besides ultramarines and salamanders

and do the same with every militarum reg besides cadia

[whole glade]

ew the blueberries

[civic otter]

NL have become populated as hell lately which sucks because they are being misrepresented by narrow views

[lime beacon]

We need to streamline the lore for cod player demographic

[golden patio]

Truth nuke

[civic otter]

GW mindset tbh

[golden patio]

You will like these two things or else

[lime beacon]

Don't worry little Iron hands fan, we have enough ultramarine combat patrols to keep you fed for life

[civic otter]

I hate combat patrols so much 😭

I miss firstborn squads

[whole glade]

the dornian heresy is the best fan creation

[civic otter]

Fan creation? Copyright strike this rn

[lime beacon]

Since the iron warriors were basically the reason the siege of terra worked as well as it did, who replaced the role in the dornian heresy

or did the dornian traitors just work together better with the imperial fists

[tacit geode]

Honestly the new battleforce is really good for iron hands

[lime beacon]

Games workshop apologist spotted

jam his mobility scooter

[tacit geode]

Noooooo! My mobility!

[orchid skiff]

Take his lung

[lime beacon]

Im kidding I just pulled a random non blueberry chapter out of my head

Complaining is always funny

[tacit geode]

Nah you're right the iron hands combat patrol is garbage

the battleforce just has 2 dreads so lol

I play votann anyway

[lime beacon]

ahhh, an aristocrat

[vocal hawk]

bunch of hot sweaty man somehow got birthed out of the emperor or something (mpreg???) and 2 of them got mad and killed everyone

[lime beacon]

Im sold

[ocean widget]

wont help the cod players
they dont understand birth

[lime beacon]

wheres the battlepass

[vocal hawk]

how did the primarchs even get born

who was the mother

[ocean widget]

ok so you're not gonna believe this

[lime beacon]

Malcador

[ocean widget]

but the emperor

fucked a woman

[vocal hawk]

so they were all coincidentally men also??

[ocean widget]

yes

[vocal hawk]

I feel like out of 20 births there would be at least one woman

[ocean widget]

also erebus killed her

[lime beacon]

Emperor of mankind's sperm doesnt roll that way

[vocal hawk]

and Erebus is who?

[ocean widget]

a guy

[vocal hawk]

I only know Erebus from the tv show the terror and it’s a ship

[tired steeple]

yeah the emperor only gives his seed to men

[astral basin]

Big e made them in a petri dish, inseminated another eternal

[lime beacon]

Yeah, so the emperor sailed to antartica on the erebus

[vocal hawk]

omegaverse confirmed in 40k??

[lime beacon]

malcador was sailing the terror

and they killed and ate the giant polar bear

[vocal hawk]

yeah so the emperor accidentally got killed by a giant bear

[lime beacon]

who was originally the 5th chaos god

[vocal hawk]

that show was actually so depressing

[lime beacon]

But they ate too much jellied eel out of lead tins and got tummy aches

[vocal hawk]

probably my favorite show ever actually big fan of it

[lime beacon]

So they walked all the way to Himalays before setting up the whole england thng

god save the queen

[ocean widget]

the queen is dead fuse

[vocal hawk]

what’s the unemployment rates like in the imperium

[ocean widget]

0%

anyone without a job is executed keeping numbers low

[vocal hawk]

is the league of votann humans but short and if so does the imperium still fight them

[lime beacon]

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Margaret thatcher is dead

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[vocal hawk]

can’t wait for the sequel of darktide called lightide where you play as a scab gunner

[lime beacon]

I want a tide game where we can play as orcs

And fight chaos

[vocal hawk]

I think a tide game as any traitor or heretic faction would be fun

humans are boring

[tired steeple]

I wanna fight orks

[ocean widget]

cod zombies mode but you're orks in a wetherspoons

[drowsy lynx]

Orks wanna fight you, too

[tired steeple]

either give me a game where we fight them or like people said earlier, play as them

I normally don't care for orks. All the ramshackle barely put together scrap junkyard stuff isn't my aesthetic. I like my villains more orderly. But for some reason they are unfathomably fun to play in a video game

like dawn of war

[ocean widget]

plus you can actually get creative as devs in ork games

with the power of bullshit i made this pipe into a grenade launcher by shoving shit into it real fast

or smth idfk

[tired steeple]

being able to make your own guns would be really fun

like warframe mods or something but more chaotic

[astral basin]

Warframe mods

How dare you speak of such evil

[ocean widget]

just no

[tired steeple]

why do you all hate popular free games

like it's specifically games under that criteria

I haven't heard this hate for like

war thunder (that game sucks ass)

[ocean widget]

because warframe feels like im playing a worse version of postal brain damaged without a story

warframe and fallout 4 are the 2 games where i've actually wondered what the fuck am i doing in my life

[blissful kiln]

warframe is cringe

[ocean widget]

i've actively had more fun in fallout 4s base game than i have playing warframe

[tired steeple]

alright

well anyway yeah I think a system with a lot of variety like that would be really good for an ork game

[ocean widget]

warframe and variety go together like a british female politician and a hotel in 1984

[tired steeple]

how far did you play

[ocean widget]

enough to realise the game was fucking boring, it had a meta and the actual story was buried so deep in the game i might as well try and figure out dark souls stories after taking a baseball bat to the skull 6 times

[tired steeple]

man excalibur umbra quest either brings people in or shoves them away it seems

[ocean widget]

never did that

did a survival
got a decent bit in with a couple people
they leave at the very end of the round timer
i die cus im alone and lose all my shit
just stopped atp

a game that decides to fuck you over that much aint a game worth playing even if its got a god tier story

and i can say for damn fuckin sure warframe aint got one of those

[orchid skiff]

I have no mouth and I must cream

[tired steeple]

tbf you literally just didn't start the story

[ocean widget]

yeah because its buried way too fucking deep to be worth going through

[vocal hawk]

I have no dih and must pee

[ocean widget]

at least with other games you know the stories going to be shit because you actually get to play it

[ocean widget]

aint a reason to bury a story so deep if its not going to be fucking abysmal

[vocal hawk]

I need player 67 from squid game so bad

[tired steeple]

what one is that

what

if there's 67 of them

[orchid skiff]

Women :

[vocal hawk]

search up player 067

[tired steeple]

alright

oh fair she's really pretty

[orchid skiff]

Women are so beautiful I wish they were real

[astral basin]

Apparently Microsoft is considering how to put ads on cloud gaming? Huh?

[ocean widget]

are you surprised?

[cyan current]

here me out imagine mad scientist working for the admonition accidentally breaks a vial of ork spores and mixes them with some nurgle plauge and that triggers a small part of the hive being semi jungle esque with nurglite orks

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[tired steeple]

I mean chaos orks aren't really a thing

[astral basin]

Im just curious how youd insert ads into live game services wo it immediately being comedically bad

[cyan current]

Istg I hate these vauge responses

[ocean widget]

no no, they are

they're just killed by orks for being unorky

[cyan current]

there is only 1 cannon instance of nurgleite orks but a good chunk of freeboota orks that worship khorne

[vocal hawk]

brain not full = can’t be diseased

[plucky pine]

when does shop generally rotate?

[vocal hawk]

every year

don’t know why you reacted to me like that when it’s the truth you fucking troglodyte @plucky pine

I am a male and I am pregnant. this has nothing to do with any of my comments though so stop reacting with mpreg emoji

[agile crag]

every other week on thursdays

[ember nimbus]

ie today

[fair bridge]

happy for u

[low hemlock]

Remember Rejects always expect the BEST every Rotation‼️‼️‼️‼️

[weak beacon]

Trust bro this rotation is gonna be a BANGER!! Trust

[strong venture]

Woah bro, comon now

This aint call of duty

[fair bridge]

[whole glade]

i will eat your shorts

[elder merlin]

[ember nimbus]

🤞 double barrel or relic blade skine

[strong venture]

Arbies new cosmetics

if i had a copium i would

[elder merlin]

Where is that person that loves signalis?

[whole glade]

i love everything

expect girls cux they have cooties

[elder merlin]

What are you, gay?

[whole glade]

idk

thats up for you to guess

[elder merlin]

Oh, i mean, i said it mainly for comedic effect cause i assumed you'd say yes

[whole glade]

but ye i am

[elder merlin]

Lol couldnt you have just said that then

[jaunty path]

The only free and shitty one I know is fortnite although its not "shitty" per say it's more like it's a hyperslop machine.

[ocean widget]

Yeah, shitty

[whole glade]

but funni

[jaunty path]

I'm sure the gameplay is alright yeah?

[ocean widget]

[jaunty path]

Yeah??

[ocean widget]

No

[jaunty path]

aw.

[nimble glade]

Arby's needs new drip

[jaunty path]

Arby needs some shit in the cosmetic shop

Its a fucking 12 dollar class.

[ember nimbus]

arbys needs the stubber

pls

[ocean widget]

I think they should release arby cosmetics only if they make it cost 30 quid ngl

[restive walrus]

Arbs will only ever get the extra pricey shit

[ocean widget]

Arbites gets a stubber before veteran
Paine

[tawny gorge]

type 2 diabetes

[ocean widget]

2 diabetes

[tired steeple]

I'm one of them

but I know who you're talking about

[low hemlock]

nah sry Pal butt
M I N E C R A F T
instantly outclass that baby game (I got Minecraft 4 free)

[ocean widget]

Nah i recognise that face big boi

[low hemlock]

[jaunty path]

KILL THIS PERSON

[brave slate]

If Arby cosmetics have strict rules before games workshop approves em, can't they just release dog drip in the meantime?

[nimble glade]

Didn't know what it was, thought it was cringe at first then looked it up and realized it's actually based and not bad. Lol

[ocean widget]

Also why the fuck is the call icon in the place where the search icon is on mobile what the fuck

Discord out here giving me heart attacks

[tawny gorge]

pretty sure that extends to the dog as well lol

[tired steeple]

EXACTLY

[nimble glade]

Felt bad and had to apologize lol

[tired steeple]

IT'S SUCH A BAD PLACEMENT

[low hemlock]

Insert: “hey let’s not get to rash now!” gif

[tired steeple]

someone here accidentally called me 2 days ago

[ocean widget]

I hit it out of instinct and lady luck decided this time not to fuck me in the ass

[nimble glade]

Yeah I use discord on my phone, it's hella annoying.

[jaunty path]

grabs u and swings you around

[low hemlock]

Weeee~

[jaunty path]

who would spongebob characters be in the warhammer 40k universe

[brave slate]

Just mix and match the metal bits and a bunch of different fur colours. How is that lore breaking? I understand greed, they sold a darned tootin flipped up visor. But this weird inability to seize money making opportunities is baffling

[tawny gorge]

servitors

[restive walrus]

Chaos spawn in the warp

[jaunty path]

squidward would be a servitor

[low hemlock]

Orks bein the Plankton family

[restive walrus]

Or some warp abominations

[ocean widget]

I was fucking right
I knew ive seen that face

[ocean widget]

Corpses because they'd be classed as xenos/mutants

[tawny gorge]

roight mate

knew you'd recognoize that face

[elder merlin]

[wooden patio]

Ok so I currently play darktide on console, I would love to play on pc soon, but I want to know what would be best to run this game, I don’t want fps to tank when I get swarmed or if a lot things happen all at once, also if it can handle some quality of life changing mods, would like to play with 4k graphics with 150+ fps, if you could lmk that would be awesome

[ocean widget]

Big boi understands
You i don't know

[nimble glade]

That's if they weren't executed for being mutants or something etc.

[tawny gorge]

are you buying a 5090

native 4k 150+ fps?

[ocean widget]

What?

Who the fuck wants to play darktide in 4k

[vernal lance]

what kind of nasa pc is this

you buying from space x?

[tawny gorge]

i dont know what youre talking about

[nimble glade]

Time to clock back in..

[vernal lance]

20,000$ enterprise PC

[ocean widget]

Sick

[nimble glade]

[vernal lance]

😂

[wooden patio]

No lol, but would be willing to get a 4090, ok maybe 4k was ambitious

I don’t know that’s the thing😅

[vernal lance]

4k bru

ay listen

[tawny gorge]

lots of triple A releases run at native 4k well with no issues on top end stuff

[brave slate]

Falling for the 4k meme in the year of our lord 4050÷2 😂

[vernal lance]

for just an avg gamer u can live on like 1440p or something

[tawny gorge]

darktide is very optimised

[vernal lance]

u aint need no 4k

[tawny gorge]

its preference lmfaooo

[ocean widget]

Ok
And none of them have the quality or sheer power as darktide

[wooden patio]

Ya know that’s fine, just didn’t know what the norm was rlly

[tawny gorge]

if he wants 4k and can afford it thats great

[vernal lance]

1080, 1440 whatever

[tawny gorge]

"can live on" since when are they food

[vernal lance]

its not preference anymore if ur asking for 4k, 150+fps, thats insanity bru

[green shoal]

I play it in 4k on a 1080, I think. I'm probably not getting the best framerates, but I don't notice, it seems smooth to me

[wooden patio]

All I care for rlly is decent graphics with higher fps, I care more for the fps rlly😅 and no fps dropping when things go crazy on screen

[ocean widget]

Just shove all your settings to the minimum and go headbutt a rager, problem solved

[vernal lance]

theres multiple configs u can research, 1080p/1440p tons of fps, 4k but 60fps etc

[tawny gorge]

i play lots of games on native 4k

[vernal lance]

do u hit 150fps?

[tawny gorge]

yes?

[vernal lance]

u got dat nasa pc

[tawny gorge]

i have a 5090

[vernal lance]

give him what u have

[brave slate]

640x480 is God's chosen resolution

[vernal lance]

job done

[tawny gorge]

i dont play darktide on pc

i have it but i dont play it

[vernal lance]

.....

bru

[ocean widget]

Awful

[vernal lance]

go try it

see if u can get the 4k 150 fps

and then give him the build

[tawny gorge]

"go try it"

[vernal lance]

ay man u said u had it

u gotta benchmark for the homie

i dont have it bru

[tawny gorge]

bro we already made fun of the fact that users here dont read past messages

why do you have to keep proving that right repetedly

[vernal lance]

cause its fun

[wooden patio]

Okok as long as I can run the game at 150+ at 1080p what should I get lmao😂

[vernal lance]

im definitely not chaos related

do not call inquisition

[tawny gorge]

shrodinglers dumbassery

[vernal lance]

you leave my dingles alone there BUDDY

[tawny gorge]

a 6090

[vernal lance]

thats OFF LIMITS

[wooden patio]

Lmao🤣💀

[tawny gorge]

i'm serious

[vernal lance]

🤔

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

wouldn't touch you with a hazmat suit on son actually im pretty sure we live in different continents, praise the emperor.

[restive walrus]

Nuh uh

[ocean widget]

Schrodinger

[tawny gorge]

dingler

[whole glade]

gruh

buh

[ocean widget]

Im going to put you in a box

[slim axle]

Chat is there anywhere i can check for Unused content on Darktide or something akin to it?

[tawny gorge]

im gonna kill you for being a grammar nazi dawg

[elder merlin]

New rotation tomorrow and new gundam suit

Wonder what they'll be

[ocean widget]

Jokes on you, you dont know if im dead or not until you come to the UK

[slim axle]

... Gundam suit?

[elder merlin]

Gundam Battle Operation 2, baby

[ocean widget]

Oh yeah @tawny gorge ur in the US right

[elder merlin]

New suit every thursday

[low hemlock]

another recolor

💡

[elder merlin]

They sure have their work cut out for them then

[whole glade]

omg

i love wolf cuts

[tawny gorge]

nah

[whole glade]

my bf wont get one to match me :[

[tawny gorge]

thought it was gonna be a new gunpla release

[slim axle]

But really, i saw somewhere on Reddit that there was unused cosmetic sets in Darktide comissary somewhere in the game's files or something like that anywhere i can see such content?

[ocean widget]

Ok cool cus whats their face is

[elder merlin]

What is a wolf cut

[tawny gorge]

who plays that shit

[elder merlin]

Nah, dat shit expensive

[ocean widget]

You can see it on reddit

[elder merlin]

I got a friend who does gunpla

[whole glade]

like a long mullet sorta, short hair in the front and long in the back

[elder merlin]

He does gunpla, collects transformers and buys and paints minis

[elder merlin]

Gross lol

[tawny gorge]

i do 2 of those

[whole glade]

~.~

[elder merlin]

I love you and all, but mullets aint it, chief

[slim axle]

No, i just saw an comment. No links or anything that leads to anyway i can verify if the info is true, basically a dude going "Yeah there is also unused cosmetics for the comissary"

[whole glade]

i said SORTA

HOE

[ocean widget]

Yes, search darktides reddit

[elder merlin]

Listen, it is or it isnt

[whole glade]

no, its just long in the back and short in the front :[

[tawny gorge]

bandai namco should be put down for keeping gundam battle operation 2 up and nuking the overwatch ripoff that was actually fun

[elder merlin]

Oh, its the gay vampire look

[whole glade]

GRAHHHH

[elder merlin]

Im lookin at it right now

[whole glade]

IM NOT A GAY VAMPIRE

[elder merlin]

Gay werewolf?

[ocean widget]

Yeah because youre just gay

[tawny gorge]

definitely gay though

[whole glade]

-.-

[ocean widget]

I mean they did confirm they were gay

Vampires aren't real though so we can strike that off

[whole glade]

i have sharp canines but idk

[ocean widget]

Just because yo dogs are sharp dont mean youre a vampire

[tawny gorge]

^^ doesnt know about birmingham

[ember nimbus]

source?

[whole glade]

i mean ask my bf

[ocean widget]

The cia used them as an intimidation strategy

If the CIA uses it, its not real

[elder merlin]

Are you transfixed by the moon or howl at it?

[ember nimbus]

you heard it here first

proxy wars aint real

[ocean widget]

Otherwise they wouldnt have disclosed that they made corpses look like vampire attacks

[ember nimbus]

stop digging

[whole glade]

no im a inside person

although i love smile dawg

love that creepy fucker

[ocean widget]

I mean the cia did say they made corpses look like vampires attacked them, if vampires actually existed the CIA wouldn't disclose that shit

[ember nimbus]

what if they used actual vampires?

that seems more cost effective

[round mica]

bro got the sheets pulled over his eyes by the CIA

[ocean widget]

I mean, if you have supernatural entities you wouldnt disclose shit about it

Shrimple

[ember nimbus]

or youd make movies about how they are fictional

[tawny gorge]

institution's too big

[ember nimbus]

so people wont believe they are real

[ocean widget]

Plus if vampires were real prince Harry would've been sacrificed to them ngl

[round mica]

unless you make a hit tv show and game about a real fungus that does infect and take over the host but hasn’t evolved far enough to do it to humans

[whole glade]

he was.

what

[tawny gorge]

lol you never played a castlevania

[whole glade]

who said that

[tawny gorge]

they exist its just that when they come out they die instantly

because someone kills them

[whole glade]

Nuh uh

[tawny gorge]

so you never get to see them

[ocean widget]

My guy, I live in the UK, some royalist fuck would've told me about that ginger cunt if he was dead already

[whole glade]

dont worry about it

also imagine being br'ish

[round mica]

if vampires do exist they are living the cave systems of romania not the UK, their blood wouldn’t be seasoned enough to their liking

[tawny gorge]

furries have negative knowledge on the occult
go back to being a brain surgeon or building mech's or whatever it is furries do

[round mica]

[whole glade]

nuh uh living in my apartment

[ocean widget]

I know
It pains me being on the same level of our political leaders competence as the US

[tawny gorge]

instead of blood they feed off of the wallets of the innocent

[whole glade]

furry? i just like smile dawg :[

[whole glade]

thats very true

[ocean widget]

I dont think you've seen how many castles this shithole has

[elder merlin]

Who

[round mica]

you watched too many movies

[whole glade]

the creepypasta

[ocean widget]

If the number of movies is 0 then sure

[elder merlin]

Doesnt ring a bell

[whole glade]

cuz your dum

[ocean widget]

Because last I checked austin powers ain't got any fuckin vampires in it

Only robots with guns in their tits

[round mica]

the dutch do exist bro

they just live to eat dead skin flakes

[whole glade]

dutch hate is not allowed

[tawny gorge]

go watch driver of taxi's and get a culture

[whole glade]

gealdyr is a golden man

i will not hear it

[round mica]

oooooo his mishes hish fazha

[tawny gorge]

mfin uncultured bri ish people, george orwell makes 1984 and the bri ish government saw it as a blueprint

[whole glade]

and america

[round mica]

bro, brit’s are cultured.. look at the.. uh.. uh..

[vestal mantle]

Evening all o/

[round mica]

fuck

uhhhhhh

[elder merlin]

No, i just dont look at creepytasta like some tard

[whole glade]

stealing shit

[elder merlin]

[tawny gorge]

unironically no

like not even close

[whole glade]

EH

idk about that one chief

[whole glade]

ITS 20 YEARS OLD

[elder merlin]

Well i just meant it as a general statement

[tawny gorge]

the uk's surveilance and restriction laws make america look like the freest country on earth

[whole glade]

cuz we are baby

[elder merlin]

But if you're looking at creepypasta then.....

[whole glade]

until next year

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

Sad day, no return greeting... Now I must make a zealot

[round mica]

did you get your standard issued online ID yet

[tawny gorge]

how many people have been jailed for online comments in the uk vs the states

[whole glade]

tehehe

[tawny gorge]

stop speaking of topics you don't understand

[elder merlin]

Bruh, you think i gave a shit about creepypasta even when it was a thing?

[tawny gorge]

i love shitting on murica

[round mica]

all under the guise of protecting children, it’s a pretty smart way to fool the general public

[elder merlin]

I just blocked the people that posted it and moved on

Or i never went to those parts of the internet

[ocean widget]

Except the general public isnt fooled

[whole glade]

the lion does not concern themselves with petty politics until they take rights away from people i.e America

[elder merlin]

I did see the fuckin sergal though, unfortunately, only cause i had furry friends at the time

[ocean widget]

Everyone here knows that law is fucking stupid

[tawny gorge]

very smart you reply to me then you say "i didn't actually care"

[ocean widget]

Hell even the bloody people who put it in place know its fucking stupid

[whole glade]

didnt ask + balls

:]

[tawny gorge]

no balls

[vestal mantle]

Two months ago the reports were 30 people every day

[whole glade]

NOOOO MY BALLS

[tawny gorge]

you never had em

[whole glade]

I CAST TUNGSTUN BALL SACK

[whole glade]

says who?

[tawny gorge]

shits a surveilance state

[vestal mantle]

Yep

[tawny gorge]

must be shitty for the police too lmfaooo

[round mica]

wait until you hear about china

[tawny gorge]

imagine having to arrest someone because of something they wrote online

[vestal mantle]

You mean N. Korea

[ocean widget]

890 people were arrested at a protest the other day

[tawny gorge]

china too

and south korea

[green shoal]

Peesenting things as 'morally' right is an effective way to convince people to do things that are logically wrong

[tawny gorge]

and japan

[whole glade]

i wanna play guitar

i want a godamn fiddle

[ocean widget]

Dont worry mate

[vestal mantle]

I mean, I was wanting in a few years to check out the UK, but if I nearly get ran over by a car and call the driver an unswallowed mistake, I probably would fight the driver since im going to jail anyways for hurting their feelings

[ocean widget]

They can't be fucked to actually do their job ever here

[vestal mantle]

At least that way im going to jail on my own terms

[whole glade]

how tall are Watchers in the Dark

[ocean widget]

You give cyclist vibes

[vestal mantle]

Nah, here in the US I'm a pedestrian... I just hate it when Im using crosswalks and drivers dont yield when I technically have right-of-way

[ocean widget]

Ah youre in the US

That explains it

[vestal mantle]

Yep

[ocean widget]

Over here we have competent drivers

Most of the time

[tawny gorge]

in the range of 4ft to 5ft tall

[vestal mantle]

Yes and my interpretation of the uk is that they are polite most of the time

[whole glade]

WHY ARE THEY SO SMAL

i want one as a plushie

[vestal mantle]

Im gonna be picking a fight with the less of the time

[vocal hawk]

horus: im just a bebeh

[vestal mantle]

But on the other hand I think I just would have to avoid that one spot I see in pictures of the UK with the roundabout

[vocal hawk]

nice allegory for the US government propaganda machine

[ocean widget]

Theyre talking about the UK dumbass

[tawny gorge]

they're not even human

[whole glade]

i know

im a dark angel fan

[vocal hawk]

I know

[ocean widget]

Awful

[whole glade]

they just so cute

[vocal hawk]

wdym

[vestal mantle]

I like the white scars

[restive walrus]

The uk is cute yea

Uk people dawww

[vestal mantle]

Just because space marines on motorcycles

[ocean widget]

"Pictures of the UK with the roundabout"
How to tell someone's from america in 7 words or less

[vocal hawk]

roundabouts don’t exist in the UK

propaganda

[vestal mantle]

Least im honest about my lack of knowledge

[ocean widget]

You called it the roundabout like we only have one in the entire country

[vestal mantle]

No theres a big one

[tawny gorge]

and mongolian throat singing

[vestal mantle]

Used in all the touristy pictures

[ocean widget]

We have multiple big roundabouts

[vocal hawk]

less than 5 I bet

in america we have so many 4 lane roundabouts it would make you all cry in tears at our technological marvels

[ocean widget]

I think id rather take a long walk on a short cliff

[vocal hawk]

have a long walk on the 8 lane highway instead

[vestal mantle]

Tbf we also have many 4 lane roads and drivers will still find a way to jam it

[ocean widget]

Thats because more lanes don't fix traffic

[vocal hawk]

you’ve never seen it done as ugly as us though

[ocean widget]

If more lanes fixed traffic the US would have the least traffic in the world

[vestal mantle]

Think the worse one I was in was a wreck involving a moped and it closed the 4 lane to 1 lane for 6 hours

Like, the line would not move

[vocal hawk]

fucking moped 😭

[vestal mantle]

The worse part is I actually forgot they existed until this convo

[waxen walrus]

What’s the issue with the mods showing as error main scripts?

Do I just need to redo the framework?

[fair bridge]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[ocean widget]

Update dmf

[waxen walrus]

Thanks!!

[ocean widget]

If that doesnt work btw
Update your mods

[green shoal]

If all human drivers were replaced with automated cars that were all co-ordinated... I wonder if there would still be traffic jams like that

[ocean widget]

Just scroll through your nexus history and check which mods you have installed that have also updated

[vestal mantle]

I say yes

[ocean widget]

My guy
AI cant even do basic customer support properly

[waxen walrus]

I hate AI it sucks

[ocean widget]

Tru

[vestal mantle]

Well that and you likely would have people fighting the AI too

[ocean widget]

Heard some teachers over here are using it in schools n shit

[waxen walrus]

Yeah my textbook for college uses it

[ocean widget]

Jesus wept

[tawny grail]

There are plenty of ways to use AI to help with your work that are legitimate, for what it's worth

[vestal mantle]

So today I decided chicken nuggets is for dinner because im tired from cutting meat... And I found Peach Whisky bbq sauce

[ocean widget]

What, like learning how to tie a noose?

[tawny grail]

Uh

Never mind

Not the conversation I thought I was jumping into lol

[sleek harness]

Hello freaks

[waxen walrus]

Get back in the vt1 discord

Slave rat

[vestal mantle]

Hello silly mouse, how are you?

[sleek harness]

I never spoke there

[sleek harness]

Dude I am black

Can't be slave rat

[waxen walrus]

Storm vermin🧠

[ocean widget]

I can guarantee any teacher over here is incompetent enough to think AI is actually a good thing to have students use cant be fucked to actually do work

[sleek harness]

I not

Silly mouse

[waxen walrus]

Storm vermin

[tawny grail]

You didn't really specify how they were using it, I was thinking more about helping them generate quick outlines or lesson plans based on jumbled notes. I use it to iterate powershell scripts for work. It sucks for a lot of stuff and it can be useful for a lot of stuff

[vestal mantle]

Nah, i played vermintide yesterday and I watched a bunch of you fall off a minecart track

Silly mice are silly

[ocean widget]

No, the fuckers over here are literally just having AI do the whole lesson, no plans n shit

[tawny grail]

Okay

[ocean widget]

I have no idea how those fucks became teachers

Thought you'd at least need to be semi competent

[vestal mantle]

Tbf those are the same teachers that will likely make the news because they tried hooking up with a student

And somehow not expect the kid to talk about it

[vocal hawk]

I LOVE ASSAIL

[sleek harness]

Use a gun

[ocean widget]

Honestly wouldnt surprise me given what ive seen of em

[vestal mantle]

Im warming up to brain burst

[vocal hawk]

sorry im too good for guns

[ocean widget]

Nah BB is class

[ocean widget]

Take the one that makes it proc on weapon attacks
Get a FGS
Swing

[vestal mantle]

I still dont understand how the proc works exactly on the force swords

[ocean widget]

Oh its not specific to force swords

[vestal mantle]

No?

[ocean widget]

Nah

[green shoal]

Is it disappointing when other players kill your target before your brain burst gets them?

[ocean widget]

The talent is like 10% chance to proc on elite n shit hits