general-chat

[whole glade]

FUCK Age of Sugma

[ember nimbus]

oh boy do i love legally distinct not space marines

[thick fog]

GW rebranding fantasy to age of sigma to somehow kill the fantasy universe even more

[whole glade]

i just like the end times

my great uncle was into i think

[astral basin]

There are 5 characters with 4/5 ability sets between the 5 of them

[whole glade]

THEN THEY FUCKING CHANGED IT

[astral basin]

In 2

[thick fog]

5 hero characters with 4 sub careers that give a different playstyle

[whole glade]

i want total WH 3 TYPE Fantasy

not Age of Sugma

[ember nimbus]

i want a total war 40k

[abstract fiber]

dlc for weapons though and a lot of the dlc weapons are really good

[astral basin]

They do. If you pay attention, the bots use the hosts equipped items and class at the time
For vt2

[thick fog]

and thats the worst part about VT2

[ember nimbus]

i meant in dt

[thick fog]

Base game players are hungry

[abstract fiber]

thank god they got rid of that in dt

[whole glade]

i want a chivalry 2 type WH fantasy game

[abstract fiber]

same thing with paid maps

[ember nimbus]

melta gun in dt but its 12,99

[whole glade]

that would be sick

[thick fog]

Darktide receiving 10$+ DLCs for weapons and missions

[thick fog]

erm vermintide

[whole glade]

not horde shooter

like pvp

[astral basin]

Vt2 dlc classes are practically pay to win
Power creep hard core mode
And the weapon dlc provides a really nice amount of variety

[whole glade]

electro staff on psyker goog

[thick fog]

cant forget about cataclysm difficulty locked behind DLC

[abstract fiber]

and weaves

[ember nimbus]

are they really?

thats whack af

[abstract fiber]

havoc mode 9.99, mortis trials 5.99

[whole glade]

MY CARDS COME TMR

[upper citrus]

Weaves suck so we don't talk about that

[astral basin]

Ive not played the campaign dlc. They release base game ones every now and then

[thick fog]

weaves still probably has more players that versus

[upper citrus]

Mortis trials is nothing like weaves

[thick fog]

waste of a mode

[whole glade]

hope i get an 2025 WCS Rare Exodia

[thick fog]

havoc is the equivalent of weaves

[upper citrus]

Absolute waste of time, money, resources, you name it

[strong venture]

idk, mercenary is still pretty busted compared to GK

[strong venture]

Halberd my beloved

[upper citrus]

Isn't the base Siena the best class too?

[whole glade]

ME TOO

[strong venture]

Darktide, POLEARMS WHEN

[abstract fiber]

it kinda sucks they devoted so much time to versus only to put to rest the 'where's versus, fs never keep their promises' only for those players to not play versus when it launches

[whole glade]

I LOVE HALBERDS

[thick fog]

7 whole years

[whole glade]

Best Zombie fighting weapon

[strong venture]

yeah battle wizard is pretty awesome too

[whole glade]

if you have a hammer end

and not an ax end

[abstract fiber]

i remember when bw could take the infinite burn and better burn talents at the same time

[strong venture]

Unchained still the tankiest MF in the room

[ember nimbus]

why not both

[strong venture]

Chaos wastes

However infinite burn removes stacking burns so its kinda eh

[whole glade]

well the halberd was designed to have spear, pike, ax/hammer, and pommel

[ember nimbus]

thats what im saying

why limit yourself to the long mace

[whole glade]

itd be hard to designed with both and not hurt the weilder

[dapper trench]

wanna play trench crusade at this point

or make that shit a video game

[whole glade]

i saw a japanse martial arts guy say the halberd was the most useful western knight weapon

[strong venture]

Halberd is typically spike, axe, and a small spike on the back.

Pole Axes, which are different, typically have the hammer on the back side

[upper citrus]

Darktide chaos wastes when? And please don't say mortis trials

[astral basin]

Vt2 has some classes that upset me
Sacrifice the ranged for an alt melee
Like. Fine. Ill do light and heavy but at least let me keep my options

[whole glade]

wdym play tc? like the TT?

[dapper trench]

Mortis Trials

[thick fog]

trials of mortis

[strong venture]

id honestly love back-to-back missions

[upper citrus]

Im throwing hands

[dapper trench]

yeah, less expensive than 40k

[strong venture]

it worked for vermintide because its A LOT more melee focused (we dont count the elf) theres like, 6 ranged enemies at a time

[whole glade]

and better universe

[dapper trench]

also online TT

yea

[strong venture]

gunner, globadier, Archers, blightstormer

what am i missing

leeches?

[abstract fiber]

tech flamer

[strong venture]

yes, warp flamer

[whole glade]

would jason voorhees drag name be Jason Whorehees?

[strong venture]

and the funny thing about archers is that you dont even NEED a shield to block their arrows

[whole glade]

sounds good right?

[dapper trench]

Idk

[abstract fiber]

launch state archers were suck

[dapper trench]

ill have to finish painting my other minis

[whole glade]

my mom is painting trees from AOS

[strong venture]

Fatshark does love launching overtuned as fuck enemies than nerfing them to somewhat acceptable levels

[whole glade]

shes having a blast

[dapper trench]

deadass?

[whole glade]

but aos sucks nuts

[dapper trench]

Plasma gunners

[strong venture]

AoS looks cooler than 40K

[dapper trench]

Lies

[strong venture]

i said it, aint taking it back

[abstract fiber]

aos models are ace

40ks gotten generic in the past few eds

[whole glade]

no.

wannabe SMs

[strong venture]

fuckin, Primaris weaponry. its just boltors, boltors & more boltors

WHERES THE SPICE

[whole glade]

Sugmar not a cool god character

[abstract fiber]

primaris lieutenant vs sea elves

[dapper trench]

I mean

I like how they did the end times

[ember nimbus]

soulblight gravelords body most new 40k models

[whole glade]

end times was peak

[dapper trench]

Alongside doing something to end the setting

[whole glade]

my great uncle loved it

[dapper trench]

unlike 40k

[strong venture]

i love writing myself into a corner

[formal mortar]

vt2 fun so far

[dapper trench]

I believe we are getting close but with the terminius Decree coming out

[strong venture]

• Me, i f i was GW

[whole glade]

the gold banana boys wont let it happen.

[dapper trench]

My low expectations with the grey knights are even lower

[lethal solstice]

Terminus decree is just nothing background lore

[ember nimbus]

custodes are jobbers now, havent you heard?

[abstract fiber]

they'll do a complete rewrite of the entire horus heresy before they end times 40k

[dapper trench]

yea no shit

[whole glade]

no, i dont read, cant even read

[lethal solstice]

Well yeah it prints money

[ember nimbus]

gw fan when faced with black library

[strong venture]

yes. Send the only psyker space marines after the god emperor.
all 1000 of them.

[whole glade]

upgrades people upgrades

i fucking love that movie

[ember nimbus]

that movie rocked

[dapper trench]

At that point thats the whole as C, SOS, and SMs going against them

[whole glade]

it was metal

not rock

[dapper trench]

Thats or the emperor is going to literally eat them

[somber zenith]

GW deciding to end their money printer Franchise with multiple games and potential TV stuff in the works for multiple years in the future. The masterminds

[dapper trench]

to regain his power

[zenith merlin]

classic james workshop

[dapper trench]

Kinda like how he was first created in the first place

[strong venture]

then we'll get WH 50K

[ember nimbus]

its 2025 and theres still no blizzard tv shows

[whole glade]

its like wat 5 GBs vrs 10 GKs and the GKs lose that

[ember nimbus]

im miffled about that

[strong venture]

I'd kill for a Starcraft show of some kind

[dapper trench]

Months of shame, months of shame, months of shame

[abstract fiber]

monkeys paw curls and its ran by the Halo showrunners

[ember nimbus]

2 season arc of arthas fall to frostmourne PLS PLS PLS

[whole glade]

huh

[dapper trench]

Months

of

Shame

[strong venture]

id rather have something to be mad at than nothing

[whole glade]

uh huh

and whats that mean

[somber zenith]

James Workshop having to explain in their Investor call that its looking bleak on the Stock exchange after causing a nerd rage over changing from 40k to 50k

[dapper trench]

Were they got their asses handed to them by the space wolves

[whole glade]

space dogs

[dapper trench]

exactly

they got fubared

[whole glade]

I DONT LIKE SPACE DOGS

[dapper trench]

Exactly

[whole glade]

THEY DONT FIT THE GOTHIC SETTING

[ember nimbus]

imagine losing to the furry larpers

lol

lmao even

[whole glade]

dark angels just better anyway

[dapper trench]

still got their shit kicked in

[lethal solstice]

Too bad you're getting russ next

[strong venture]

Its not all gothic

[dapper trench]

hopefully he come back

[whole glade]

I WANT CURZE

[strong venture]

like, idk THE GUARD

[dapper trench]

he dead dog

[zenith merlin]

genestealers are peak grimdark

[whole glade]

Have you read 40k?

[ember nimbus]

blueberries are more roman than anything else too

[dapper trench]

like for over 40 years

[whole glade]

but warp

[strong venture]

Thou asketh me if i readeth among thine books?

[whole glade]

althouth nls think chaos is cring

[dapper trench]

beside itll spit in all he believed in

[whole glade]

true

atleat JAO

[astral basin]

40k is gothic essentialism
Even their language is separated into high and low

[whole glade]

G\JAGO MY KING

[dapper trench]

He saw himself dying and even let it happen just to prove a point

[whole glade]

JAGO COME BACK

[dapper trench]

fucked part

[strong venture]

Thou shouldst know not all of the millions of planets beneath the emperors rule fall into gothics. Thine Cadians are a great example

[dapper trench]

people believe hes a grey knight

[whole glade]

Dramaqueen

hes so me coded

[somber zenith]

Me walking into the gothic Industrial world

[whole glade]

grimdark

gothic

[strong venture]

they did lose to a cathedral tho.
Lmao get fucked cadians

[whole glade]

zealots

[dapper trench]

grimdark

[somber zenith]

Grimdark is not gothic

[dapper trench]

more like

Grim dank

[somber zenith]

But erm

[whole glade]

Black templars

[somber zenith]

I will digress

[strong venture]

this

[whole glade]

Darkangels

BAs

[somber zenith]

Salamanders

[whole glade]

Nightlords

[somber zenith]

Space wolfs

[strong venture]

Ultramarines

[abstract fiber]

the cyber dwarves

[somber zenith]

Iron hands

[strong venture]

White Scars

Imperial fists

[somber zenith]

The solarpunk tau

[whole glade]

top 10, but overglazed

so are BAs

[strong venture]

are the thousand sons Gothic to you?

[somber zenith]

Also the like, Million worlds of the Imperium we necer hear about that are just our daily experience but that is fucking boring

[astral basin]

Gothic is a perfect backdrop for grimdark
40k isnt gothic, the imperium is

[whole glade]

no they like yugioh

[whole glade]

THIS RIGHT HERE

[somber zenith]

Yeah, I agree for the most part

[whole glade]

IVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR 5 YEARS

[strong venture]

true to a point

because, obviously, not all the imperium is gothic

[whole glade]

I MEAN WALKING CHURCHES?

[strong venture]

im gonna keep bringing up the guard

[whole glade]

Krieg are the best

i like them

they cool

RULE OF COOL

[somber zenith]

((DO NOT LOOK UP THE ARKHAN CONFEDERATES))

[strong venture]

John Military, and 90% of them are not gothic

[strong venture]

looking them up now

[whole glade]

i want john blanche type shite

like Dark Angels, Orks, BT, Sisters of battle

[strong venture]

oh they're cool

[whole glade]

i dont want fuccking space vikings

[somber zenith]

Imperial navy best fiction anyways

[strong venture]

bet this guy plays Warden in FH

[somber zenith]

Mogs anyone else

[strong venture]

hates the vikings so much

[ocean widget]

Found the space monk

[whole glade]

well, im norse polytheist

[ember nimbus]

human fighter head ahh

[whole glade]

so no i dont hate vikings

i hate SPACE vikings

[elder merlin]

[strong venture]

its the same thing really

[whole glade]

no

not at all

[ocean widget]

Bro vikings are always in space fym

[somber zenith]

Start New game
Human, male, fighter
Hell yes

[elder merlin]

Semantics, shut up. Let the person go off

Its funny

[strong venture]

idk, they do alot of viking things, the only thing they dont do TO MY KNOWLEDGE is get naked and run into battle

[whole glade]

arent we all just john/jane warhammer on big rock?

[ocean widget]

No for we are not all warhammers

[somber zenith]

Wulfen

[dapper trench]

ok

[elder merlin]

That you know of

[strong venture]

That i know of, yes

[somber zenith]

No, they do do that

But its not voluntary?

Because of their furry curse

[dapper trench]

space werewolves

[whole glade]

it doesnt make since to NOT have DAMN HELMET IN COMBAT

[strong venture]

damn the furry curse

[whole glade]

LIKE TF

[dapper trench]

there

[somber zenith]

Cinema writing btw

[dapper trench]

I said it

[strong venture]

What are they gonna do, shoot me?

[dapper trench]

sm 2?

[whole glade]

YES

[dapper trench]

they have a helmet in that

looks cool too

[whole glade]

I hate when i buy a cool model

[dapper trench]

hear me out

[whole glade]

and thier fucking face is shootable

[strong venture]

playing SM2 helmetless feels wrong

[dapper trench]

kit bash it

[dapper trench]

yes

[whole glade]

LIKE PUT ON A DAMN HELMET

[dapper trench]

Kit bash it

[whole glade]

I WANT MARK 8

[somber zenith]

The times you can excuse helmetless tbf is if you got a iron halo or whatever, otherwise its forced Aura farming

[whole glade]

they dont sell Mark 8 in primaris

[strong venture]

cant kit bash it?

[strong venture]

or final stands

[whole glade]

i cant afoord kitbashes

[dapper trench]

....Space marine 2

[whole glade]

on TT!

like models

[dapper trench]

or get it 3d printed

[whole glade]

I CANT AFORD ONE

[dapper trench]

I know a place that 3d prints it for cheap

[whole glade]

if im going to do something

i do it myself.

as the emperor intended.

like belial. DIDNT COME WITH A FUCKING HELMET

aaaaa

i hate it

im going to key someones car now

[dapper trench]

thats the good thing about big kits

[strong venture]

Make sure its a GW lead's

[whole glade]

i intend on it.

[dapper trench]

it gives extras

[whole glade]

space dog simp

[dapper trench]

i am not

[whole glade]

the other guy

[dapper trench]

oh

[whole glade]

Hes the cap of Deathwing (DA termy bois) and i used an generic Termy helm

I WANTED A COOL DEATHWING ONE FOR HIM

[dapper trench]

then get on 3d printed for like 8 dollars

[glad ermine]

I might get a 3d printed soon

[whole glade]

hes already primed.

from 6 monthes ago

[glad ermine]

I'm gonna make cosplay

Not big on minis

[dapper trench]

Mood

[astral basin]

Ngl. The only DA that exist to me are the Deathwing plasma squads, and the sword captains

[whole glade]

not even Azey boi?

or Sammual?

:[

[glad ermine]

Roses are red, violets are blue
I rolled a 1, now you're dead too

[whole glade]

or Asmodai?

[astral basin]

Idk any sammual

Azreal n asmo are in the previous statement

[dapper trench]

streaming om twitch this weekend

nearly at 100 followers

[glad ermine]

I would like khan return in next lore drop

[whole glade]

thier green wing

[dapper trench]

Their

[whole glade]

Asmo

[dapper trench]

dipshit

[whole glade]

is a chaplin and Azey is the CM

[whole glade]

ITS 3AM

FUCK OFF

GRAH

[dapper trench]

And? 0229 am chuckle nuts

[whole glade]

Im going to eat your silverware

[dapper trench]

woke up at 12am with that 3am thirst for water

[whole glade]

fuck ya

[boreal vigil]

The flop Asmodai.

[whole glade]

REPENT

i feel in love with DAs bc they look cool

and my first models

[dapper trench]

Honestly

I think night lords are over rated

[boreal vigil]

I love DA. Just not Asmodai

[dapper trench]

maybe i need to read the night lords omni but idk

[whole glade]

how..dare..thee

insult

[dapper trench]

Fuck

[whole glade]

my slav emo boys

[dapper trench]

you

I like death guard

World eaters if im working out

[whole glade]

talk about overrated

the WEs

[boreal vigil]

When Angron doesn’t one shot Kharn.

[astral basin]

Hate the chaos marines
Theres a couple of their 30k selves i do like

[whole glade]

NLs arent chaos

[astral basin]

Death guard

[boreal vigil]

Wb the deathguard??

[whole glade]

they say chaos is for posers

[dapper trench]

I mean

[whole glade]

like IWs

[dapper trench]

Kol Ra'kul?

[plucky rampart]

what you know about some chaos undivided

[dapper trench]

Honestly i love the guy as a nightlord

[astral basin]

Night lords fall into the chaos grouping
Even if they are just warband chaff at this point

[dapper trench]

ya

[whole glade]

jago the goat still

[dapper trench]

ok

Im gonna get some mouthwashing merch at some point

need another gym shirt

[whole glade]

good game

[dapper trench]

fucking love it

T10 oat imo

[astral basin]

I wish the nurgle chaos marines were someone else
I want brutalist bulwark warbands
But noooooo moth man had to do war crimes with mustard gas

[dapper trench]

Mostly a 8

[whole glade]

i need Sekiro

merch

or horror merch

and Trench Crusade

[plucky rampart]

anyone up to answer a lore question real quick?

[astral basin]

What part of lore

Where

Who

[plucky rampart]

wanted to ask about kit that's given to imperial guard regiments

[dapper trench]

love sekiro

[plucky rampart]

like stuff to light fires and stuff like that

[dapper trench]

also 10 oat

[plucky rampart]

basically their stuff they're issued outside of a gun and rations

[whole glade]

the owl VA died rencently :[

[dapper trench]

Give trench crusade time

[dapper trench]

say sike rn

[whole glade]

nah

[dapper trench]

fuck

[whole glade]

im deadass

[dapper trench]

honestly tho

someone will make trench crusade merch

If not

I will

[astral basin]

Entirely depends on the battalion bc they are typically specialized by their homeworld for types of war
But uh

[whole glade]

one year in and many good rules and lore

[whole glade]

they have offical merch

on their websit

[dapper trench]

lemme peep it rq

[whole glade]

one is a baby in a bomb

its peak

[plucky rampart]

i see

but is there no lore for anything general placed in packs for bushcraft and survival? or is it something that the munitorum doesn't really concern itself with?

[dapper trench]

fourth wall site?

[whole glade]

i think hells goods

its below thier model shop

[dapper trench]

yeah its helgoods

[whole glade]

merch is peak

[astral basin]

Theres a book thats exactly what you want
The Imperial Infantry’s Uplifting Primer

[plucky rampart]

ohhhhh very nice

[dapper trench]

its alright

Feels like there could be more

[astral basin]

Mind you there isnt anything specific about field kit iirc
But
Its basically the primer the soldiers themselves get for rules of engagement n such

[whole glade]

well KS

and models/lore

[dapper trench]

Literally Nuke em to they Glow is RIGHT THERE FOR THE ALT WITCH

[plucky rampart]

ahhh understood

i feel like they need to go over it somewhat

[dapper trench]

But then again, it takes alot for me to buy merch

[astral basin]

The munitorums entire job is to stockpile and arm soldiers as necessary
Numbers
Its just. The “as necessary” part expanse an entire galaxy of bs things

[whole glade]

samr

[plucky rampart]

i'd also like to see how space marines upkeep themselves

[whole glade]

merch has to be cool and decent ebough for my job

[formal mortar]

I remember reading somewhere a while back that the guard have camp burners and some entrenching tools have saws on the side

[plucky rampart]

they would probably need incredible caloric intake to maintain such a large size

[whole glade]

cant have a baby in a bomb while at a hobby shop

[formal mortar]

But I mean what they have for bushcraft specifically would really depend on the world they are on

[dapper trench]

Only Merch i got Lil darkie, Defttones, Flashgits

Which is just three shirts

[plucky rampart]

this makes sense

[dapper trench]

had another but that....we dont talk about that

[whole glade]

remeember B-POSTIVE

[formal mortar]

But even then, in modern day as long as you have a knife you're pretty set in most cases

[dapper trench]

Nah, i got the dog biting the chain from Flashgitz

[astral basin]

Look at our own worlds army
Each group has different ration sets, how they are set up
Flint and tinder is up there on things that vary

[plucky rampart]

this also raises questions about if there are engineering units for assembling FOBs or if it's just a job given to more general infantry

[formal mortar]

You can make tools as you go, lighting fires aren't difficult either

[whole glade]

FIRE

[dapper trench]

Honestly if it feels good i wear it, only one i feel iffy about is my deft tones one

just due to it being a album cover

[whole glade]

wegrhtjykuilop

[plucky rampart]

i suppose but there are things which definitely speed things along like para cord being issued to troops in the modern age for help binding structures and making canopies

[whole glade]

imma go cleep

brain hurty

[dapper trench]

yea

[whole glade]

and i have to get up

[dapper trench]

same

see ya

[whole glade]

see ya buddy :]

[astral basin]

Another one of those “depends” things
I imagine for the guard, its the infantry that start it, and if they are lucky enough to have joint operations with mechanicum then they get servitors to finish

[formal mortar]

Even modern day infantry, anybody could be used to set up a fob

[plucky rampart]

i suppose it is really a whoever job unless you can manage engineers who could get it done to a better quality

[astral basin]

Yeah i think camp building and breaking is one of those couple times of week drills that get smashed over your head …

[plucky rampart]

cause i know that modern military applications still accept military electricians and carpenters for base upkeep and likely for upkeep and setting of FOBs

[astral basin]

Operation of the FOB too, since there are different facilities
Vehicle housing, likely. Weapons maintenance and high ordnance, probably. Surveillance gear, possibly

[plucky rampart]

also makes me wonder about lore for how the astra militarum overcomes difficult terrain whilst moving armoured vehicles

[plucky rampart]

oh yeah absolutely

[stuck wasp]

There are Imperial Guard engineering corps

Separate from the Enginseers

[plucky rampart]

ooohh i see

[ripe tangle]

no modern style army could operate without some kind of engineers

long term I mean

[stuck wasp]

We don't see them often, but Krieg has models of some iirc

[ripe tangle]

especially for any kind of campaign

[astral basin]

The sister has arrived.

[ripe tangle]

Hello Servo-skull.

[wooden creek]

the Only War rulebook should have some discussions on field kits, though it's likely to just abstract it as well

[plucky rampart]

i think we need more of this stuff implemented into future lore

nice little flavour tidbits

we hear a bunch about corpse starch but unfortunately i haven't heard anything about onsite procurement of rations

[ripe tangle]

Specialised units for a military operation can be deployed without the need of engineers, but that's a specialised unit, not an army on campaign.

realistically I mean

[astral basin]

Corpse starch is an easily produced emergency ration. The horror of its existence is the exact reason why it is well known.

[ripe tangle]

armies on campaign always need someone who can make the rest of the army traverse terrain or operate basic logistics at least to some degree

[plucky rampart]

this is very true

[plucky rampart]

good point

is there anything detailed about what space marines eat?

gotta be a lot of whatever it is

[wooden creek]

Ah, Only War lists "Standard Regimental Kits" that differ between each regiment available

[plucky rampart]

i hear about space marine alcohol

[astral basin]

Nutrient paste. Injected directly for max gains.
Lol

[elder merlin]

Another raki

[plucky rampart]

with the space wolves

[ripe tangle]

what Space Marines eat regularly likely depends on chapter, though it is known that Space Marines can and do consume things that would be lethal for a regular human.

[elder merlin]

What is that, 3 now?

[plucky rampart]

i was gonna fire react this but i can't react to messages

[wooden creek]

Standard mordian iron guard kit is 1 laspistol and 2 charge packs, 1 knife, 1 flak vest, 1 injector (with 5 doses of stimms), 1 anointed maintenance toolkit, uniform, poor weather gear, rucksack, basic toolkit, mess kit and water canteen, blanket and sleep bag, rechargeable lamp-pack, grooming kit, dog tags, Uplifting Primer, 2 weeks' rations and a single Leman Russ battle tank per squad.

[plucky rampart]

i see i see

[orchid skiff]

they eat special made food that kill humans

[astral basin]

Gym bro shiz

[plucky rampart]

oh wow this is actually a pretty good amount of stuff

[ripe tangle]

Sisters generally eat better than typical Guardsmen, though with their views on things like piety and sacrifice along with their intense physical regimen, they likely eat food that's extremely high in things like protein, but also eat food that's kinda bland... imagine subsisting on nutrient paste and unsalted meat.

like, ALL THE TIME

[wooden creek]

The mordians are one of the better equipped regiments

[plucky rampart]

i think i'm also interested by what raven guard eat on extended deployments deep into enemy lines

like in the attempted assassination of fulgrim

[astral basin]

the liquor the sw synthesize is less an alcohol, and more a substance that produces a similar effect.

[orchid skiff]

Jemedal

In 969.M41, while en route to assault the Ork World of Gramnia Major in the Segmentum Solar as part of the crusade against the Arch Maniac of Calverna, the Raptors' ships were thrown off course while in the Warp. When they emerged, the chapter was forced to crash-land their battered ships on the nearest planet, the Death World of Jemadal.[2]

Jemadal is an orb of dense, slimy jungle, stagnant and dank to a suffocating degree and teeming with voracious predators and carnivorous plants. The atmosphere of the planet is so heavily saturated with moisture that the air is literally suffocating. Previous attempts to terraform the planet by the Adeptus Mechanicus had been abandoned centuries before and to survive an hour on Jemadal is an achievement. The world is also infested with predators and each day the Raptors came under attack from swarms of carnivorous beasts and bat-winged creatures that could kill an ordinary man with a single bite.[2]

As the breathable air in the Raptors' armour began to run out and the oxygen supplies dwindled, the Chapter's Techmarines desperately sought a solution. The Techmarines were able to modify the breathing apparatus of the Power Armour's helmets to incorporate an osmotic gill that filtered the oxygen from the heavily moisturised air. This modification proved highly effective and the Raptors were able to subsist on a diet of indigenous plants and fungi.[2]

In 976.M41, after surviving on Jemadal for seven years the Raptors were rescued from the Death World by the Ultramarines Battle Barge Rath's Honour.[2]

[ripe tangle]

though Sisters are also known to imbibe too, there isn't anything in their rules that prohibit consuming alcohol... just don't make a fool of yourself, you are still a Holy Warrior of the Ecclisiarchy's Militant Arm and should behave as such in public etc etc etc.

[gloomy void]

How is everyone feeling about the enemy health changes?

[wooden creek]

I am ok with them

[astral basin]

The meat is of the loaf and slab variety. The vegetables, prepared with care
But the buns? Blessed

[wooden creek]

I kinda wish the plasma gunners had flak heads and not carapace though

[plucky rampart]

i think it's great that stuff like this is written

not a super crazy or impactful battle but just stuff going wrong and survival becoming a necessary thought

[formal mortar]

I beeen slapping the plasma gunners in the torso, they seem to die fast from that

[astral basin]

I await a summons. The emergency maintenance is over.

[plucky rampart]

this would also make a lot of sense

[wooden creek]

I wish I could shoot plasma gunners in their plasma gun so it blows up

This is not a euphemism

[astral basin]

Guards, rations
Sisters? Strictly from the mess hall unless they have no choice

[plucky rampart]

sisters of battle rock

i think we need more from them

or more of them i mean

would be pretty cool to see more named inquisitors too

[ripe tangle]

Lets us pray and rejoice in the opprotunity we have here today to serve the Emperor through works.

[thick fog]

the delayed shots is giving me such muscle memory

[formal mortar]

I should do a dow sisters campaign

[ripe tangle]

Lord Emperor guide my hand as I am an instrument of your ire toward the enemies of humanity!

[sage dragon]

would you like an extra flamer or should we upgrade you to a melta?

[plucky rampart]

well i think i might play some darktide here in a second

thank you for help with the lore friendly strangers!

[ripe tangle]

I would love access to the Meltagun, that way I can complete the Holy Trinity.

[halcyon pebble]

in SM2 they have ultramarines Pot of soup

[ripe tangle]

The Flamer, The Bolter, and the Meltagun.

[wooden creek]

What if we could blast the plasma gunners in their plasma gun as they're getting ready to shoot

or suppress them... unknown tactics to the 40k universe...

[plucky rampart]

wait is that real?

[sage dragon]

and make them explode? I like that idea

[halcyon pebble]

yes i have the pic lemme try to find it

[plucky rampart]

alrighty!

[astral basin]

I am interested
As to why the vast majority of sisters have silvered hair.
The original effect stemmed from the meeting of the emperor. A truly tenuous act
Do the battle sisters come to their own spiritual meeting of him during their service? Or do they employ the use of color modifications?

[halcyon pebble]

#theorycrafting message

[plucky rampart]

holy moly that is a big pot of meat

and it's blue!

[halcyon pebble]

ultrapot

[ripe tangle]

Alicia Dominica met with the God Emperor before killing Goge Vandire ending the Reign of Blood, when she met with him as a personal audience, his intense psyker energy turned her head from black to white.

[plucky rampart]

this needs a fire emoji react

but i can't

[ripe tangle]

so many Sister, especially those of the Order of Our Martyred Lady dye their hair white as a show of respect and piety.

Sisters don’t have to dye their hair white and cut it into a Bob, but many do so for this reason.

[formal mortar]

It's a pretty nice hairstyle

[ripe tangle]

some Sisters also shave their heads either entirely or into a tonsure for similarly religious reasons.

you just don’t see it very often in art because people aren’t generally appealed by bald women…

[astral basin]

Those of Silence

[ripe tangle]

Sisters of Silence are not Sororitas, they’re their own thing.

[astral basin]

Are they?

[ripe tangle]

they’re more like, specialised bodyguards for the Emperor being all blanks

[elder merlin]

Surprisingly

[ripe tangle]

they’re kind of like the female custodes before female custodes were a thing.

[elder merlin]

He doesnt know the lore, kill him now

[ripe tangle]

kind of, not really, but kind of.

[sage dragon]

So I've noticed that the CMs and the like have been scarce of late round here. Think they are taking a break or are they just avoiding us to dodge the endless stream of questions?

[elder merlin]

Didnt the sisters of battle start out cause of some corrupt priest guy who said he was the voice of the emperor?

They were called the brides of the emperor or some shit

[ripe tangle]

Goge Vandire and the Reign of Blood

[formal mortar]

The pervert priest

[astral basin]

Surely, i thought they were provided by the ecclesiarchy through sects that fall under the domain of the Sororitas

[formal mortar]

He lost his globules in the end

[ripe tangle]

he was basically a 40k Antipope

[elder merlin]

He liked fuckin 'em too

Which

How do you get tricked like that

[ripe tangle]

Nope, they’re not affiliated with the Adepta Sororitas, the only thing they have in common is being all female and having members called “Sister”

[astral basin]

Debatable
Not unlikely. But debatable
His famous last words. “Im too busy to die.”

[halcyon pebble]

GW missing out so much, selling space marine utensil would rake profits

[ripe tangle]

He lost his head too, thanks to Saint Dominica.

[sage dragon]

lemme guess, decapitation via evicserator?

[formal mortar]

yeah she's cool

[ripe tangle]

she took off his head in a single swing

[elder merlin]

Someone needs to change the lore entries then

[ripe tangle]

with a sword, not an evicerator

[sage dragon]

still pretty badass

[elder merlin]

Yo @ripe tangle, pray for me, im about to attempt fighting this robot for the upteenth time

[formal mortar]

What robot you fightin paul?

[sage dragon]

which one?

[elder merlin]

I need some luck or somethin

[astral basin]

Do ri meh

[elder merlin]

Fucking, that rusted slagheap, Omega, from final fantasy

[ripe tangle]

I’ll light votaries and pray that your soul not leave your body, but if it shall, know you will be martyred and named etched within the columbarium.

[elder merlin]

It got added to wilds with the final fantasy collab

[formal mortar]

Oh, I haven't played wilds in a loooong time

I missed the akuma update too

[elder merlin]

The savage version of it fucking sucks, the original sucked too, but this one is worse

Probably doesnt help im not running an optimized build for my dual blades too lol

[formal mortar]

Ah there is your problem

You're not running Greatsword, the only real weapon in the game

[runic mango]

4th havoc game in a row where its crashed or kicked me !!!

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

||I really hope my Sister-answers and roleplay is appreciatied, my responses I come up with on the fly||

[runic mango]

thank you for letting me lose yet another 40!!!

[plucky rampart]

space marine bowl and spoon

[elder merlin]

Wilds fuckin sucks compared to worlds, all the weapons feel fucking weird, i havent played this one nearly as much as Worlds, nor collected as many weapons

[plucky rampart]

that would go so unbelievably hard

[elder merlin]

I dont know what team they had making Wilds compared to Worlds, but the Worlds team should just be in charge of making all the monster hunter games

[halcyon pebble]

Lardboard starboaaaaard

[formal mortar]

I like that I can aim the greatsword now

[orchid skiff]

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity ?

[runic mango]

I'm going to be chewing on the cables at the head office just to have them experience the same thing

[astral basin]

People using swords…
I use the traditional spear, the ancient warriors weapon.
…the fact it doubles as a pogo stick is irrelevant

[elder merlin]

I pretty much used everything to some degree, some more than others, in Worlds, except the chargeblade and swagaxe

Those two were beyond me

[sage dragon]

speaking of spears, can't wait until we get chain-glaive and other warhammer 40k polearms for darktide

[elder merlin]

Laugh at him

[astral basin]

No

No laugh

It is a dream

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i'd be surprised if that shit came at all

[astral basin]

A wondrous dream

[elder merlin]

Let alone anytime soon

[brave slate]

Is it worth trying Monster Hunter for the first time in current year?

[elder merlin]

Worlds? Yes. Wilds? If its 15 bucks.

[sage dragon]

theres an old unused portrait frame or icon for it in the files i've heard

[astral basin]

Monster hunter is
Boss fights you can jump into immediately
With the caveate that you are a little bit shonen, and the bastard likes to run away

[elder merlin]

I'll believe it when i see it

I want more Ogryn weapons before anyone else gets shit though

I want a pair of gauntlets

[amber delta]

I want fists

[astral basin]

Wilds removes the “hunt” part of the engagement
Which had some controversy, but it results in increased engagement time

[sage dragon]

heretic cacti would know more about where it is, but I don't think they are awake right now

[elder merlin]

Wake up, poozer @stuck wasp

[amber delta]

how many cacti are heretic cacti exactly

[astral basin]

Would think its just an anti emperor cactus

[spare ether]

Stop giving me diarrhea

[stuck wasp]

Both Kitefin and Strawhat have left, and Quickpaw hasn't been as talkative

@sage dragon @elder merlin What is the question ?

[stuck wasp]

Only one, there is a Noble Cactus too

[astral basin]

The existence of an unused polearm image asset in dt

[elder merlin]

He said you might know about this and datamined portraits

@stuck wasp

[elder merlin]

To be fair, you think these community managers wanna talk to this community? We've all seen some of the people in here

[astral basin]

Shitposters n weirdos the lot of us

[stuck wasp]

Just the insignia (The thing next to the character frame)
2h Chain Axe like how the Mauler have

[astral basin]

Interesting. Unfortunate.

[somber stream]

Another day, another 6 hours meeting session 💀

[sage dragon]

RIP

[obtuse oak]

quickpaw showed up to chat in here a few times this week

[little marten]

Quickpaw emoji reacted my deez nuts attempt

[somber stream]

Quickpaw kissed my first born son in the forehead

[little marten]

They belong to Quickpaw now

[sage dragon]

so we likely to get another cheesy yet annoying event for Halloween?

I'm all for it so long as the anniversary update is bigger and better

unless its more exploding barrels

[elder merlin]

Yeah, quadruple the plasma gunners in next event

With rotten armor on all of them

[sage dragon]

merde...

[somber stream]

Blyad

[cosmic burrow]

hank for community manager

[little marten]

I jump out and spook you at random airlocks

[sage dragon]

they should have something new instead, like some sort of looter

[little marten]

By going “boo!”

[somber stream]

👻

My honest reaction:

My favourite long distance Co-worker just quit

[ripe gorge]

Waking up to some Tom Cardy, time to play some darktide!

[somber stream]

Sadge

[little marten]

Noooo

Big hugs

[somber stream]

🫂

Content writers are underated af

[elder merlin]

The new event will be that everytime you turn a corner, you just die

In the game and irl

[obtuse oak]

the new lotr song?

[elder merlin]

It'll fix all the issues people have with darktide

[obtuse oak]

very funny

I immediately sent it to my gf

[ripe gorge]

oh i dont know that one I like " why am i anxious" and " perception check "

[obtuse oak]

ah I just heard it on my spotify release radar, it's new

it's called "walk"

[ripe gorge]

cool

[obtuse oak]

can't go wrong with Tom, he's a legend

[somber stream]

Human centipede

[ripe gorge]

hahahah yes

[obtuse oak]

heheh I just listened to that one

the videoclip for it is so good

[ripe gorge]

it really is

[somber stream]

Unironically

[obtuse oak]

I know the whole topic of the song is that the girl is batshit but she's a real "hear me out" for me

[somber stream]

Red head = yes yes

[rocky radish]

All top Tom Cardy tracks. I’d also add Hey, I Don’t Work Here

[ripe gorge]

" hide, walk, steal some mushrooms" sounds like a level 1 dnd game lmao

[somber stream]

Mine fave is Perception check and beautiful mind

[sage dragon]

Hey @obtuse oak , question for you: are we allowed to ask you to ask the Devs questions? Just making sure so I don't do something stupid.

[tacit geode]

Every time you ask Hank has to do The Ritual™ and it hurts him a lot so you better make sure it's a good question buddy

[low wharf]

No we're not getting a hadron dating minigame

[obtuse oak]

a classic. my perennial favourite from him is "have you checked your butthole"

so dumb and so funny

[ripe gorge]

Listening to "Level Clear!" for the first time...that was great

[sage dragon]

Asking him to ask the Devs is a ritual? Since when?

[amber delta]

HAANK HAAAAAANK can you ask devs what they had for breakfast today?

[tacit geode]

Since forever it takes like 2 heads of pig it's a very costly endeavour.

[obtuse oak]

it's not that easy to get information out of them so it really depends on what the question is

[hidden trout]

We actually are forced to run on the hamster wheels keeping the servers running for a week if we step out of line, and asking a question to a dev unprompted would qualify

[obtuse oak]

if you want to know anything about upcoming content, the answer is always no

[sage dragon]

Just one from me: can we have more polls for the poll channel?

[tacit geode]

Strawhat used to whip you guys but now she's gone it's not the same

[astral basin]

Holloween update
Lights out on all missions, along with their normally rolled mods

[midnight willow]

ello people

[undone sage]

@green hare just played with you, i alt+f4'd but i'm coming back on if you're still game?

[hidden trout]

The keys to the basement I've been trapped in have only changed owners

[midnight willow]

goddamn

dark

[sage dragon]

and triple DH

[hidden trout]

Thats innate to lights out

[tacit geode]

Terrifying times. Every time Cole would ask for the target cap on Evi to be removed they'd take one of his fingers

Remarkable he could play havoc 40 in such a state

[astral basin]

Lights out spawns 4-6 lmao

[sage dragon]

what they need to add is another leaper enemy that can launch themselves from rooftops like the gutter runners of VT2

[obtuse oak]

@olive badger what do you think

[hidden trout]

I play darktide with one of those mouth controllers for people with disabilities cuz i ran out of fingers for them to take so they started taking limb segments

[astral basin]

You still got toes?

[sage dragon]

don't worry. just make an appointment with Dr Krall. And don't ask him who the generous donors are

and maybe talk to Sefoni about fixing the mental trauma

[astral basin]

Playing darktide w foot paddles sounds odd

[midnight willow]

what

[sage dragon]

bored gamer randomness. don't look too much into it

[midnight willow]

footpaddles?

i mean if it works it works

[obtuse oak]

(it doesn't)

[arctic escarp]

play with your mind

[formal mortar]

Footpaddles work good for dodge

[sage dragon]

so any bets on how long FS will have to wrestle with GW to get more cosmetics for arbiter class?

[little marten]

Just booting Darktide up on my leapfrog

[somber stream]

Orktober

[sage dragon]

really? my best bet is six months, at the least. since GW doesn't like making anything that doesn't already have a mini for the table top

[somber stream]

So i was just saying 'Orktober'

[sage dragon]

ok

[elder merlin]

Kill him

[plucky rampart]

waaaaaarghndsday

[elder merlin]

He is too dangerous to be left alive

[sage dragon]

send in the ratling sniper

[elder merlin]

There will be no more cosmetics for Arbites

[formal mortar]

Arbites don't get to have drip because they're too poor to afford clothes

[tacit geode]

They're too rich why would they need more clothes

[formal mortar]

And they can't make them like an Ork can

[plucky rampart]

it's flayed one friday remember to put on your skin everyone!

[somber stream]

I'll have to work tomorrow as well, a large chunk of the office got laid off ☠️

[upper parcel]

Wish there was a way to quickly upgrade multiple weapons so when I try rolling for good stats I'd have a quick way to upgrade all the gray garbage I got to green so I can sacrifice it.

[somber stream]

Holy fycj

Saudis are bringing back Titanfall

[tacit geode]

That's a win

[arctic escarp]

thats the worst

[blissful kiln]

if only there was a mod that does exactly that...

[somber stream]

Titanfall is now Halal

Wait acktually, lemme fact check that real quick

[somber stream]

Yeah no kidding, worst part is i still have to adhere to my existing deadlines

[arctic escarp]

im a little monster

https://youtu.be/Ujb-gvqsoi0

[arctic escarp]

well at least you're still getting paid (I hope)

[somber stream]

Nvm it's fake, just another Titanfall copeposting

I should stop visiting that place and Bloodborne...

[tacit geode]

The titanfall circles are all schizophrenics

[elder merlin]

But now the titans play the "holy" scriptures everytime they show up

[somber stream]

'NO GURL ALLOWDED'

[elder merlin]

Pretty much my first thought when i saw they were buying it

[arctic escarp]

Im worried what they'll do to mass effect

[somber stream]

It's already dead

Bioware is facing closure

[elder merlin]

Right? No hope for that one they teased, how long at this point?

Plus, how many of the original mass effect team are even at bioware anymore?

[arctic escarp]

the reason for it being so long since the tease cuz the ME team was pulled to help Veilguard (

otherwise, I still got hope about it...but then EA got bought

[somber stream]

Titanfall will make a return i'm sure

It's a 55B deal, they will milk everything till the last drop

[blissful kiln]

AI generated Titanfall 3

[obtuse oak]

are they REALLY?

[obtuse oak]

that's what I thought.

[somber stream]

They will

[astral basin]

Feeling the urge to play something i know ill hate myself for

[somber stream]

It's a very expensive purchase

Surely they'll make use of every existing asset

[astral basin]

Destiny 2 is dead. But. I enjoyed some parts

[zealous cipher]

me when no diamantine

[cosmic burrow]

good

[elder merlin]

Wonder how handson they'll be

Or if they'll just let them do their own shit

[zealous cipher]

not surprised its dead

yes im a warframe player how did u know

[somber stream]

Likely this

[astral basin]

Its not technically dead yet. Might as well be

[elder merlin]

Are the saudis the ones that were tryin to do those huge mega structures btw?

[somber stream]

You mean The Line™?

Yeah lmao

[elder merlin]

Who was the one place that said they were gonna make a dragon ball amusement park

[zealous cipher]

btw guys

[somber stream]

It's going to shit btw

[astral basin]

Ok talking about the same thing cool

[elder merlin]

Was that the huge mega building/city?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Well, duh lol

[somber stream]

A long line

[zealous cipher]

if i like have no issues at all with uprising, i should give malice a try, right?

[somber stream]

The Line™

[astral basin]

Apartment/city complex in between mirrors

[cosmic burrow]

yrah

[zealous cipher]

i see it also gives more money so yipee

(im flat broke)

(i have 700 coins)

[astral basin]

Same but irl

[zealous cipher]

same same

wish i had a chainsword and bolter irl tho, not just normal broke

[fallen tree]

i had 5 different morningstar conversations play all at once after i exited the talent menu

the voicesss

is that a bug or what

[amber delta]

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO

[fallen tree]

or is it just because im on psyker

[astral basin]

Common problem
A bit of the spaghetti knotted weird

[somber stream]

Bug, sometime the entire ship yelled "FOR THE EMPEROR" for me

Every single npc

[amber delta]

that one is not a bug

[fallen tree]

i like it a lot haha

[somber stream]

Is it?

[amber delta]

that's an event when Bramhs talks to rejects on vox for some morale

and they all respond

[somber stream]

Nice

We need more of those

[amber delta]

agreed

[zealous cipher]

tfw for some reason i was in south america servers

instead of europe

[amber delta]

viva bolivia

[zealous cipher]

so i couldnt find a singular party

[arctic escarp]

not if Apex is still a moneymaker

[obtuse oak]

I expect that investor group to sell a lot of IPs

And shuttle even more studios

They only keep the biggest moneymakers and then try to replace as many devs as possible with AI for maximum profit

Extract a ton of value, run the company into the ground, buy the next thing, repeat.

[elder merlin]

I forget what EA even does aside from all those shitty sports games and assassin's creed

[somber stream]

Battlefield (god fucking damn it), Apex, Ass effect, Dragon Age

[cosmic burrow]

assains creed is ubisoft game

[arctic escarp]

Battlefield

[elder merlin]

Oh, well then i guess i only know the sports games

[somber stream]

Also apparently Siege is dying as well

[obtuse oak]

BF6 will be good for 1 year tops, then the Cod style sloppification will set in

Mark my words

[elder merlin]

Ah, so nothing of value will be lost, except the dev's jobs anyway

[somber stream]

1 year is a very generous time frame. I gave it 6

[elder merlin]

3 months

[somber stream]

Too short, they need to lure in players first

[elder merlin]

Damn, i kinda missed that one

[arctic escarp]

the no pre order stuff didnt work as soon as the BF6 reveal trailer dropped

[somber stream]

👀

[arctic escarp]

and then they easily won over the crowd by releasing that live action trailer

Battlefield shitting on CoD?

Welcome back 2016

ahh I remember the hype around BF1's trailer

[elder merlin]

Ok, so 4 then

[fallen tree]

bad company 2 was the last good BF game

very sad

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1nwtf8c/battlefield_6_vs_call_of_duty_black_ops_7/

815K Pre-order

[elder merlin]

Why does your profile picture look familiar? Who is she?

[fallen tree]

yoru from chainsawman

[somber stream]

My wife from chainsawman

[fallen tree]

um akshually, she's mine

[somber stream]

Do you know what this mean?

[arctic escarp]

yea like I said the no pre order campaign didnt work

[fallen tree]

you tell me, i gotta change the cat litter

[elder merlin]

She is having an affair?

Cheating on you two?

[obtuse oak]

Ofc it doesn't work

Normies don't care

[elder merlin]

Hank, i havent preordered a game in over a year, am i a good boy?

[somber stream]

But what if i wanted Pac

[somber stream]

There can only be one

[obtuse oak]

You preordered a game last year?

[fallen tree]

[stuck wasp]

I reordered DT, but I knew it would release as it did.

[fallen tree]

its okay, ill be a weapon, could be neat

[arctic escarp]

it was watching Darktide streamers that got me into buying it

that was also like back in december 2022, so I was going in knowing how bad the release state is

[somber stream]

Concession? In Darktide General chat?

I expect a duel to the death

[obtuse oak]

A friend of mine gifted me darktide

[fallen tree]

built different

[obtuse oak]

We played it together for 20h

He quit

I'm somehow still here

[fallen tree]

i got darktide after watching Jerma play, but ive been a 40k fan for a long time

[orchid skiff]

omg r u yoru

[fallen tree]

yes

[somber stream]

Her mother is packing some serious firepower

[fallen tree]

gyattt

[somber stream]

Or well, packed

[fallen tree]

have you seen the movie? the arc in general is sad but the music makes it worse

[somber stream]

I havent yet, but that's exactly the reason i don't want to see it

I already know where it's heading

Maybe once Blueray

[obtuse oak]

Jerma played it?

I gotta see this

[fallen tree]

fair, im too impatient so i watched a shitty camrip. comes out at the end of oct where i live

[fallen tree]

yeah! he played oggy, with vinny and maybe ster

[obtuse oak]

[tawdry gull]

ster is a name i have not heard in a very long time

not since overwatch 1

[fallen tree]

ive only watched him with Jerma, he is quite funny

[obtuse oak]

Found a VOD with Vinny, Criken, Charborg

All the way back from the preorder beta, that explains why I didn't know about it.

[fallen tree]

its like beta playtest? so old

[tawdry gull]

oh yeah the dudes always been funny

i need to go back and watch his old videos now

[blissful kiln]

god damn fucking google

why can't americans understand people speak more than one fuckign language

I don't need an automated AI dubbing

🤮

[orchid skiff]

Is this about youtube

[blissful kiln]

yes

[orchid skiff]

You use revanced?

I managed to remove it from there

[blissful kiln]

just ublock to remove ads

[nimble glade]

[orchid skiff]

That shit been terrorizing me

[fallen tree]

is it an actual AI voiceover for ads?

sounds awful

[orchid skiff]

No, the content

[fallen tree]

thats worse

[orchid skiff]

This ai male voice was replacing a japanese woman

Yep

[arctic escarp]

its based on what language you have youtube set

[nimble glade]

That's a sign, Sah.

[arctic escarp]

though I dont believe theres an option to opt out of automated AI voiceover

god I love avocados

[nimble glade]

Skynet AI is upon us.

Was gonna monologue about stuff, then stopped myself because it's hella late. I must sleep.

[arctic escarp]

#arbites-class dead chat kekw

[white vale]

I checked, there isn't. The world is tailored more and more aggressively to cater to the lowest common denominator with each passing year. I literally don't know how I can convey my honest thoughts on this matter through text. Purge. Now.

[arctic escarp]

theres literally no nuance to the class

you buy it = you get overpowered ez

easily eats crusher overhead like its papertowel

[weak beacon]

I wish there was more games where I could play necrons

[obtuse oak]

you cannot opt out of automated AI voice over? what the fuck

[arctic escarp]

oof

[white vale]

You can't turn off automated title translation either. Best thing is, those translations are usually blatantly wrong. I saw a video titled something like "the ultimate guide to green decks in Magic", and the autotranslator translated "green" as "ecological".

[shy panther]

On the topic of ai, almost every single one is just waiting to have a million it so users until they limit it's usage and shove ads in em

[ripe tangle]

why do we as humans need sleep?

[white vale]

Green. The fucking color green takes second place to ecoterrorism.

[shy panther]

Have you ever tried to stay up for multiple days in a row?

[orchid skiff]

I think titles can be done

I don't remember how rn though

[ripe tangle]

I get that it’s so our brains and bodies need to rest and it regulates our hormones.

[obtuse oak]

the automated translation for reddit results in google also drove me nuts. had to install a firefox plugin for that

[ripe tangle]

but couldn’t biology come up with a different solution than shutting down for several hours everyday?

[shy panther]

Due to how complicated the chemistry is, we kind of can't synthesize the chemicals that our brain uses during sleep

It's like trying to assemble a sink with a pile of sand

[obtuse oak]

sleep is the default state of being of living matter. animals that wake up and move around are an experiment in pushing the boundaries of an awakened state, but we must still return to our plantlike slumber lest our bodies collapse and perish.

[white vale]

The brain is a fragile physical object that needs regular maintenance. Overworking it can literally cause damage.

[shy panther]

We would have SOME sort of deficiency, at all times, and even then, we're hard wired to actually rest, otherwise the brain just thinks something is violently wrong

[obtuse oak]

when you are in the forest, ask yourself what the trees are dreaming

[white vale]

Like how you need to turn off a machine or close a road to repair it, the brain can't regenerate itself while it's running at full capacity.

[arctic escarp]

the one good thing about some of the automated features are the automatic captions

[ripe tangle]

trees dream of nothing, they simply consume and expel in a constant state.

[white vale]

I'm not a biologist or neurologist, but I think this is also why we have different phases of sleep: the brain is working on different parts of itself at a given time.

[arctic escarp]

like I was even surprised that the auto captions understand commas, periods and even knows if theres different speakers is talking so it segregates the text properly

[ripe tangle]

They’re like a being with functioning organs who cannot think.

[arctic escarp]

theres also obscure words that even the auto CC is able to properly output

[obtuse oak]

spoken like a true infidel. smh

[ripe tangle]

I’m an infidel?!

[obtuse oak]

you are and your soul will not return to the roots

[white vale]

I wouldn't be surprised if CC and whatever the fuck they added recently were developed by two different groups of programmers. For starters, I can actually turn off subtitles.

[ripe tangle]

I sometimes question if souls are real or not, what if our consciousness is just our brains making sense of themselves?

[spice drift]

has someone a sprintspeed modifier list for the weapons in this game?

[white vale]

I wish there just was a "please stop treating me like a re[DACTED]" button on every site that uses those automated handholders. It's so tiring.

[ripe tangle]

I don’t know enough about metaphysics to deterimine what is and isn’t true reality tbh.

[obtuse oak]

making sense of the world, more like. animal sentience and consciousness is a unified framework for sensory input and cognitive processing.

[low wharf]

A soul cannot be measured, therefore isnt real

[ripe tangle]

for example, I assume the past exists because I’ve lived it, and that the future exists conceptually due to planning, speculation, and logical prediction…. but I’ve heard somewhere that only the present actually exists as a current, and I don’t know if Presentism or Eternalism is more “correct”