general-chat

[tawny hearth]

texas is pretty warm man

[little marten]

Yeah you’re pretty cool

[upper hare]

love texas really wanna go there someday

[ripe tangle]

I don’t think I am lol

[ripe tangle]

if you ever come here, we get BBQ

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i think dale's new VA (he plays other ppl in the show like cotton) is doing a good job in the way it's believable that he's an older dale. buuut i don't think kahn's new VA got the right DIRECTION for the character.

[upper hare]

battle sisters are cool

[nocturne flicker]

Kahn doesn't have that perky arrogance that he used to in his voice

[upper hare]

[little marten]

That’s what a cool person would think

Texas is like bristol of America right?

[tawny hearth]

texas is where rich people go to pretend to be poor rugged people

[ripe tangle]

Yeah this.

and also Football is a second religion.

[nocturne flicker]

Yankees in cowboy hats.

[little marten]

Bristol then

[ripe tangle]

And people, natives here at least slur all their words together and talk either really fast or really slow

no in between

[nocturne flicker]

boomhauer is a very real texan archetype

[little marten]

If I moved to America I’d either want to live in Texas or like Colorado I think

[ripe tangle]

yeah he is XD

[tawny hearth]

basically, i'm more of a cowboy than alot of them but i grew up as a skater/punk

[ripe tangle]

I literally know people who actually talk like Boomhauer

[nocturne flicker]

i am gaymer

[tawny hearth]

one of my exes stepdad talked like him

[tawny hearth]

a true warrior of the people

[little marten]

There is a 18/19 year old in my town who dresses like a cowboy and sings Johnny cash at the local pub karaoke night

[nocturne flicker]

the funny thing is mike judge got boomhauer's voice from a southern dude who called in complaining about the looney toons intro and end calling it "porky's butthole"

[little marten]

He fascinated me I want to know everything about him

[tawny hearth]

lol i totally forgot but i do remember seeing this way back when in the early internet

[nocturne flicker]

i miss pre-2016 internet shit was wild

[tawny hearth]

this kid sounds like he's either really cool or he's taken the bit way too far

[tawny hearth]

lol it was, in both good and bad ways

[little marten]

I assume he decided to make new vegas his personality

I live in the U.K. so we don’t have cowboys

Or we do but they’re the incestous offspring of folks from Norfolk

[ripe tangle]

I remember telling my friend from Germany about the city I’m in being basically a Neon lit ghetto surrounded by a bunch of YEE-HAW cowboys and he replied “ah yes, New Vegas”

[tawny hearth]

i heard too many places blasting country road lol, so you at least have alot of cowboy fixation

[somber stream]

Uninstall discord

[little marten]

Country roads is a banger

[tawny hearth]

honestly i think its only popular because british people drink waaaay too much and like songs you can scream while drunk in a group

40 year old brits party like 20 year old americans

[little marten]

No comment

[tawny hearth]

there was a moment I had where i was talking with a russian lady when i was over there and we both were like "man they drink so much, its crazy right?" and i'll never get over an american and russian saying someone else drinks too much

[little marten]

It’s pretty wild and when you get to your 50’s and can’t drink as much you overcome that hurdle with cocaine

I only drink for occasions where drinking is the agenda but I can pop back a dozen guinesses in 3 hours if need be

[tawny hearth]

i stopped drinking at like 25 or 26 because i got tired of feeling like death the next day... and things became legal in my state that were more of a good time lol

[ripe tangle]

when I was in Germany, whilst in Heidelberg keep in mind it’s both a University Town and a Party town, my friend was freaming out because she didn’t want us to be the “loud Americans” and kept telling us to be quiet, meanwhile about 10 feet from us are some Brits screaming at the top of their lungs while singing as they drank.

[little marten]

SWEET CAROLINE BA BA BA

[ripe tangle]

I look at them, then look at her and I’m like, “I don’t think anyone notices us, don’t worry”

[little marten]

I think we’re in a long running competition with Germans as to most deaths from getting drunk and jumping off balconies on summer holidays

[restive walrus]

Any gamers thoughts on the chain axe?

[tawny hearth]

chainsaw+any weapon or cleaning utensil=more fun time

[little marten]

Don’t like the model so never use it

[vocal hawk]

relic blade

[tawny hearth]

honestly chain axe is kind of like... a love it or never use it sort of thing

[ripe tangle]

I don’t usually do stupid stuff when I drink, usually it’s just laughing at everyone’s jokes, getting way too into music, and wanting the least healthy food ever made.

[tawny hearth]

its great if you like it but otherwise you'll forget its there

[vocal hawk]

imagine drunk driving a dreadnaught

[little marten]

That’s probably the best ways to be really

[restive walrus]

Yeah but that shits had it too good for too long

I want my niche shit

[vocal hawk]

latrine shovel

[tawny hearth]

being drunk doesn't make you more of a jerk or crazier it just gives some people the excuse to act a fool lol. LIke you'll make more mistake or maybe react wrong to a situation from your confusion but people who act like idiots while drunk started that way tbh

[little marten]

Trueee

Drinking is like slowly peeling away layers of social stiffness but trying to not over pull and end up slurring and passing out

[nocturne flicker]

i do love it although it relied pretty hard on some old now-obsolete breakpoints. they did buff it in the last update so maybe it's all good

[tawny hearth]

just pick your fav and use it no matter what anyone says or how it ranks in the weapons

[restive walrus]

I don’t drink because I’m worried I’d be an asshole secretly

[little marten]

Slurring in the speech sense not racism or any type of hate lol

[restive walrus]

I don’t wanna be mean

[little marten]

Are you an asshole sober?

[digital flare]

all this talk of drinks me want a blue mf

[tawny hearth]

you're probably fine, with that sort of mindset you'll probably cry at worst

[vocal hawk]

only if someone disagrees with me on anything

[little marten]

Based

[nocturne flicker]

For some people it also depends on the kind of alcohol.

[vocal hawk]

I like to keep a close friend group do people who will listen to anything I say and do it without question

[nocturne flicker]

I don't drink beer, it's for barbarians

[little marten]

Drink a bottle of red wine and start asking yourself if your parents raised you well

Havoc 41

[nocturne flicker]

i get RABID at the slightest hint of criticism or pushback

[tawny hearth]

lol back when i drank i was bad about it... was like 2 bottles of wine for my starter then i'd break into the straight vodka... then wake up the next day wondering why i felt like i was dying

[vocal hawk]

this is why I hate freedom of speech because people get to disagree with me and that makes me really angry

[restive walrus]

I think that I do alot of self censoring of impulsive thoughts and words because I know what I say will be wrong but I’m worried if I was drunk that’d be gone and I’d be an asshole

[ripe tangle]

I think it’s a little disheartening and a bit annoying when Foreigners act a fool in places like Japan or Taiwan or Thailand or whatever, and people label them as “American” when half the time it’s really a Brit or an Aussie.

[wet dew]

kreig cosmetics when

[ripe tangle]

keep in mind Americans often act a fool too

[nocturne flicker]

if everyone shared my attitudes, values and beliefs, darktide would have like lascannons for ogryn

[ripe tangle]

but I’m describing a common occurence still

[little marten]

I think broad national labels will make you feel shitty regardless lol

[nocturne flicker]

this is a prerequisite for utopia

[tawny hearth]

lol honestly americans are more likely to cause a fight with management then be obnoxious (tho we can be at times)

[vocal hawk]

the human need to hate on something

[little marten]

People shit on U.K. here all the time and like I didn’t do anything wrong 🙁

[restive walrus]

My people causing issues…

Impossible we’d never…

[ripe tangle]

for what it’s worth NG, I like ya.

you’re cool!

[restive walrus]

wtf what about me

[ripe tangle]

I like you too!

[marble nova]

Is everyone ignoring the captains when doing the event missions now? Been team wiped 3 times tonight

[little marten]

🫵😎

[restive walrus]

I’m ripping up our friendship shrine

[nocturne flicker]

In Japan it more seems to be "unemployed-behavioured westerners"

[ripe tangle]

[restive walrus]

As we speak

Oh

Oh no

I moved too fast

[tawny hearth]

lol all our countries suck in at least some ways, americans have a buffer because our states are so different from eachother but we're also terrible with the rest of you

[nocturne flicker]

speaking of i gotta add the apple my boyfriend took a bite out of to our love shrine. thanks for the reminder!

[little marten]

Oh yeah I fucking despise the U.K. lol

[restive walrus]

I refuse to give you the reaction you want 😭😭

[little marten]

But equally it’s weird for someone to shit talk it cause it’s also technically indirectly shit talking me? If that makes sense

[knotty heart]

UK got that proper English bullshit, ain’t wit it.

[nocturne flicker]

as an australian, i will never be associated with ANYTHING to do with south australians or tasmanians.

[ripe tangle]

you just described my experience being an American online lol

[nocturne flicker]

they are their own countries

[tawny hearth]

thats just the national pride propaganda doing its thing, resist

[ripe tangle]

I hate this country, but it’s also my home like bruh

idk

[jaunty path]

no

[little marten]

Yeah exactly!

[nocturne flicker]

i'm being truthful

[restive walrus]

Come Aus

[little marten]

But if you went to another country you’d still be the ‘American’ there ya know

[restive walrus]

Marry me I’ll divorce you and you get citizenship

[nocturne flicker]

you sadistic f*ck.

[restive walrus]

It’ll be dope

[restive walrus]

We need to increase our population

[tawny hearth]

honestly i was always asked where i was from even with my very american accent... probably because i hold doors open for people and stuff... its just how it works where i'm from, women hold doors for men, tiny kids will even hold doors for people where i live so its a habit to be considerate

[nocturne flicker]

he-he-hell naw we're full. if we kill and eat the rich MAYBE there'll be enough homes

[little marten]

Rough. I mean holding doors open is just manners 101

[restive walrus]

fulll of NERDS

[nocturne flicker]

Peasants

[little marten]

My grandma would’ve skinned me alive if I forgot to say please or thanks

Or still would lol she alive

Love u nan x

[nocturne flicker]

This, but also if you didn't polish the plate of food she prepared. I miss my nonna sometimes

[restive walrus]

i love your nan too

[tawny hearth]

i was also told that I look a bit off from what people expect, I'm mixed but in america i'm white passing... in canada they ask me "which nation/tribe?" ... so that might confuse people

[tired inlet]

depends; it's not really a cultural norm in a lot of Asia

[little marten]

Why not?

[tired inlet]

well, lack of doors as we would understand them

[tawny hearth]

honestly its not really the norm in america either... the town i grew up in is... very weird about it... like everyone looks behind them as they go through doors and if there is ANYONE they will back up and hold it open. People who move here ask about it and comment and stuff

[nocturne flicker]

i'm italian but i just look white here because half the white people here are burned brown from the sun. we're the skin cancer capital of the world iirc

[tired inlet]

so when a more European architecture arrived through imperialism and colonialism it wasn't really a thing. The japanese people I've met told me they feel embarrassed by people holding doors for them.

[little marten]

living in London you just assume EVERYONE no matter how they look is a Londoner

[nocturne flicker]

although my greasy curly hair and big nose does give it away

[restive walrus]

yo fr i thought that was Aus

[gloomy void]

Is get back in the fight worth having on Vet or nah?

[restive walrus]

The italians have stolen our one claim to fame...cancer...fucken hate them..

[nocturne flicker]

i'm italian ethnically. i'm an australian in terms of birth and nationality

[little marten]

Italians are kinda based

[restive walrus]

its ok i still love u

even if your australian

[nocturne flicker]

Thanks homie

[tired inlet]

there's something funny about "toxic politeness" is that if you hold a door open for someone who is just slightly too far away, it will trigger something in their brain to make them run faster to the door without them thinking about it as they will feel embarrassed about you holding the door open for them

[knotty heart]

When people say based… are people referring to the Basedgod?

[tawny hearth]

if you are running melee vet then yeah probably... at least i've been using it on melee vet

[little marten]

I’ve probably done that to people loads

[nocturne flicker]

We both are, like Captain Wolfer said to Mysterious Voice when she said he's "stained by defeat"

[little marten]

But idc I can wait and hold a door why not

[tired inlet]

typically in opposition to toxicity of acids

don't mix vinegar and bleach kids

[nocturne flicker]

acidic take

[tawny hearth]

lol that is every day and every door you walk through in my town... we all also stop at 4 ways and try to coax the other people to go first... this is a very "no you go on ahead" sort of town

[nocturne flicker]

it'll make water and salt trust

[little marten]

If someone holds a door open for me I know I can continue at my speed or I can return the gesture by moving slightly faster so they notice, nothing toxic felt just a nice human way of butt sniffing one another politeish

[knotty heart]

Lil B? The BasedGod??

[tired inlet]

I like my mustard like I like my gas; mustard

[tawny hearth]

i hurry if its like a 4 year old and they are fighting to hold that door open for all their worth

[nocturne flicker]

wtf another discord update already? discord got a better content output than darktide 🥀

[little marten]

U getting shook down by a 4 year old

[tired inlet]

I'm talking about intentionally holding the door open for someone to make them go through that process because it's funny

[little marten]

Implying a 4 year old has time to look up from their iPad to open a door these days

[little marten]

Oh that’s wild is that a thing over there then

[tawny hearth]

in my area its very common, they'll do that kid thing where the parent goes to hold the door but the kid is like "no i'll do it"... so it happens alot around here

[little marten]

Do you live in a utopia or something wth

[tired inlet]

no, it's just funny to do

[nocturne flicker]

i figure if a 4-year-old has the brain capacity to be anything but a screaming, ipad-loving tard i'll hurry up for them to thank their politeness.

[little marten]

When I was 4 years old I was already composing a collection of sonnets

[tired inlet]

I think it's just the child trying to assert themselves and imitate others as that's what children do

[tired inlet]

name checks out

[little marten]

Children here just cry all the time

Mainly on trains

[tawny hearth]

uh not really... basically the entire town got taken over about 60 years back by violent racists... we kicked them out and went super hippy... we installed our own water plant, our own power, our own internet now (some of the fastest in the world for 15 bucks a month because we decided its needed for kids in school), and other things. Its not a utopia we just always vote to pay more taxes and our local gov actually spends it mostly correctly

so we had a very bad time and corrected hard lol

[nocturne flicker]

You and I were a cut above the other 99% you must remember. I didn't cry when I left the womb bc I was an unbothered king (i came out grey bc the umbilical cord was strangling me and they had to do a c-section)

[tired inlet]

trains can be scary and make people feel weird sometimes.

[little marten]

You live in stardew valley?!?

[nocturne flicker]

the intrusive thoughts to slamfire a trench gun at the annoying kids at the hospital where i work

[little marten]

You wasn’t born you simply arrived

👑

[nocturne flicker]

👑

[tawny hearth]

naw they don't pay taxes in stardew, they just make 1 to 4 poor souls fix everyones problems

[nocturne flicker]

ion get it

[nocturne flicker]

yooo it's the 4 children of the funny grandpa

yeah i play stardew valley. my boyfriend likes it so me, him and two of our mutual friends started a few worlds

it's pretty fun.

can't say i would've bought it if not for him. but now that i do have it, it's a nice and relaxing game

very peaceable for when you just need to chill

[tawny hearth]

i was an old harvest moon player so stardew was just my jam for a while lol

[nocturne flicker]

UGH I HATE SONY I HATE SONY

I want to try out Ghost of Yootei

[inner nimbus]

Harvest Moon Back to Nature is prolly why I gave Stardew Valley a shot and good god am I glad for it

[nocturne flicker]

Come on bro i'll have to wait until like... 2026 to 2029 for ts

[little marten]

I want to get ghost of Yotei but I cannot give Sony $80

[nocturne flicker]

i refuse to buy a playstation 5

[inner nimbus]

I can't wait for the never-ending shitstorm Sony and Rockstar are gonna get

when GTA 6 doesn't come out to PC

[little marten]

Don’t the PlayStation store egregiously upmarks everything

[jaunty path]

My brain feels dead.

I need adderall.

[tawny hearth]

I didn't have a playstation so i had to play that game at my friends house and kept going over there just to work on my save while he was out of the house

[little marten]

Turn it off and on again

[inner nimbus]

man, it really were different times back then

[nocturne flicker]

like what's the point of buying a console when they force you to pay for a subscription to access online gameplay in games that have single-player and they'll just release the next generation within the next couple of years anyway?

[jaunty path]

I'd love the taste of some Baileys right now but I think that would destroy me.

[little marten]

I got a console so I could chill on the sofa with some games

[inner nimbus]

also what's the point of a console when PCs now match their power-to-price ratio

[jaunty path]

Nurgle gamer

are you 50

[inner nimbus]

and consoles don't have splitscreen games anymore

[little marten]

But generally most buys are on the pc

[little marten]

No why 😔

[vocal hawk]

because I can

[jaunty path]

just curious

I just think older gamers here tend to own consoles.

[inland mantle]

[little marten]

I like to put my feet up and play certain games lol

[nocturne flicker]

2027 release date is likely. for ghost of yootei AND gta 6 actually, although 2026 would be likely as well for the former. i just don't see why they can't just release console and PC at the same goddamn time

[jaunty path]

Certain games are good with console, but then again, all you need is a controller on pc.

[nocturne flicker]

like add whatever cool PC-only settings LATER

[tawny hearth]

i just want to play death stranding 2 but i have to wait for the pc release

[restive walrus]

should make dt for xbox 360

[vocal hawk]

muh pc master race

[inner nimbus]

consoles could be so much better or at least cheaper, but they barely innovate and that sucks, it leads to stagnation

[jaunty path]

It'll be on pc inevitably, if not immediately.

[little marten]

Yeah I have Darktide on pc ofc

[jaunty path]

They're only getting more expensive and more stupid.

[vocal hawk]

ok man

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i just refuse to buy them because pc gaming is 10x better and in the long term isn't really more expensive

[tawny hearth]

i feel like the switch was a great step for consoles... then they wiiu'd it a bit with the switch 2 by trying to "upgrade" too much

[little marten]

Ok fine.. I bought a ps5 just to play bloodborne Ngl

[abstract fiber]

next gen consoles'll cost $1k

offset by a budget pc costing 3k

[little marten]

It’s my soulslike machine

[tawny hearth]

outside of the pc itself, pc gaming is so cheap, like getting the games legally with zero dodgy key sites and its still dirt cheap compared to console games

[vocal hawk]

inflation

[nocturne flicker]

the ps5 basically did cost that almost if you wanted to get it with the disc port

[jaunty path]

D-did someone say inflation

[abstract fiber]

hyper sonic inflation

[little marten]

I got one with a disc port fuck being shackled to the digital store

[vocal hawk]

sonic feet inflation

[nocturne flicker]

amy rose inflation footjob rule 34

google

[jaunty path]

I'm tired again. I feel like an infant. lmao.

[vocal hawk]

ok garmin

[tawny hearth]

hard media is kind of on its way out no matter how we feel about it tbh, at least disc based hard media

[nocturne flicker]

i remember thinking discs would never die

how naive i was in 2007

[abstract fiber]

well early CDs are starting to become unreadable through degradation

[little marten]

I routinely check the ps store when I have a spending craving because the deals are so so so bad that I get angry and don’t spend money on anything I’ve saved a fortune just looking at the store

[nocturne flicker]

correct

[jaunty path]

Can physical media really do us good with media preservation. I mean it's perfect by no means but I don't think you require DVD's to keep something forever.

[vocal hawk]

when can the male arb and male veteran kiss

[tawny hearth]

lol i'm barely old enough to have seen the death of the media formats before discs so i just assumed they were gonna die eventually, they lasted waaaaay longer than i thought

[vocal hawk]

when will this update happen

[low hemlock]

I’ve joined in on a bizzare time eh?

[vocal hawk]

gay updates

[nocturne flicker]

i want to be sandwiched between fulgrim and sanguinius.

[abstract fiber]

38gigs of sonic inflation porn stored on archival quality magnetic tape

[nocturne flicker]

it's the one and only big boi 😤

[vocal hawk]

aura

[nocturne flicker]

aqshy promised jiggle physics update. when will my ogryn's buttcheeks jiggle while firing twin-linked heavy stubber?

[inner nimbus]

well there's an assault on the senses I wasn't expecting
and the answer is sooner than you think

[jaunty path]

I can't wait for the beast of nurgle update

💜

[tawny hearth]

muscle doesn't jiggle

[nocturne flicker]

let's fucking goooo

[nocturne flicker]

I NEED MORE BOOLETS RAHHHH

[inner nimbus]

can't wait for the Vermintide crossover with Darktide

[abstract fiber]

ogryn BBL update

[inner nimbus]

we just get dropped into Helmsgart to kill Burgerpants Hamburgler

[nocturne flicker]

vermintide age of sugmar

[tawny hearth]

a portal just opens in a mission and the U5 walk out ready for a fight

[inner nimbus]

they have a pony with them

(god I hope someone gets that reference)

[nocturne flicker]

get bodied by 20 scab gunners

[vocal hawk]

naked scab mauler update

[tawny hearth]

except slayer bardin

[low hemlock]

Bardin Ironbreaker Ogryn Armor‼️‼️‼️‼️

[nocturne flicker]

ofc not he'd hit 'em with that GRIMNIRRRRRR

[nocturne flicker]

smash

[tired inlet]

squats doin' squat thing

[inner nimbus]

ok ok but real talk

who is the knife zealot of the U5

[nocturne flicker]

when female ogryns with big jiggling guts

[nocturne flicker]

kerillian

[tired inlet]

Druchii Kerillian + Zealot Victor

[tawny hearth]

shade... or hammer qq spam dwarfs before the nerf

[restive walrus]

no no thats the mini boss in the first act. YOur thinking of poopyhands assspreader

[tired inlet]

I did not reply to the correct message

[inner nimbus]

ah the lesser known cousin of Bodvarr Ribspreader

[low hemlock]

dont worry happened to me too vro🥀

[worn rivet]

bro when is fatshark gonna add a 2 handed greataxe for the ogryn and the other classes

[nocturne flicker]

which one's the one that turns into a chaos spawn mid-fight? i forgot but it'd be funny if rinda karnak is hyped up as this herald of admonition just to mutate into a unique chaos spawn

[restive walrus]

question ffor everyone, Chain axe good for marty buuild or not

[worn rivet]

all the other weapons are so boring now

[restive walrus]

id fucking cry

that cant do that again

[inner nimbus]

Bodvarr iirc

[nocturne flicker]

yeah pretty sure

[nocturne flicker]

poxer axes for everyvody

[worn rivet]

add a power ax to the zealot and just a straight up giant axe for the ogryn

[tawny hearth]

that fight is so funny, its like 2 back to back non fights because the boss dies before the animations are done both times

[inner nimbus]

bro, my fucking kingdom for dual weld weapons

[worn rivet]

we also need those

[nocturne flicker]

catachan knife and sword, chainsword and chainaxe...
shock maul and power sword 🥵

[tawny hearth]

I'm like the one slayer that hated duaxes... i'd use them sometimes but they were my least fav weapons on the class

[worn rivet]

THE OGRYN NEEDS BRASS KNUCKles

[tawny hearth]

well besides throwing axes

[low hemlock]

Ogryn did get pickaxe like bardin

so that means Ogryn gets two handed Hammer like bardin‼️‼️

[inner nimbus]

fuck that, I want the Commissar Combo
chainsword and bolt pistol

[nocturne flicker]

polearms, dual wielding and fist weapons. that's what we want

[nocturne flicker]

i mean. you can do that you just can't have them out simultaneously

[inner nimbus]

or fucking powerclaws

[worn rivet]

A spear would be pretty fucking cool too

[inner nimbus]

that's the thing, I want them out simultaneously

[tawny hearth]

i feel like FS doesn't know how to actually make polearms the way they'd want... like the VT2 polearms are all... off feeling to me

[worn rivet]

ok thats a bit much

[inner nimbus]

and I want my ranged weapons to be dual-wielding bolt pistols

[worn rivet]

lets leave the power claws to the terminators

[low hemlock]

it will happen, since arbites got that gun+shield combo

[inner nimbus]

my fav weapon pairing, gun and shield, I love it

anyhow yeah uhh being serious, do I have a wishlist for weapons?

[nocturne flicker]

hunting lance, power spear for vet. power and force halberds for zealot and psyker. ogryn could get one of those guisarmes from the necromunda(?) ogryn minis

[jaunty path]

A wish list in darktide...

uhhh

Not sure what I want

[worn rivet]

no fucking idea what the last one is but yeah 👍

[jaunty path]

Duel wielding weapons would be nice.

[nocturne flicker]

i made one a while back but i haven't updated it in a hot minute

[inner nimbus]

iirc the Space Wolves or whatever they're called have like power axes no?

[tired inlet]

aren't polearms typically reserved for Custodes?

[inner nimbus]

that could maybe be cool

[nocturne flicker]

bill hook. like saltzpyre's

[low hemlock]

U aint only one wishlisting weapons Warden

em Ogryns been praying to the Empera evea since for new toys to S M A S H things with

[worn rivet]

should i dm the fatshark profile

[low hemlock]

[tawny hearth]

honestly i don't really wish for any weapons in particular because who knows how they'll actually feel... like would i have wished for the new falchion? no. But is it perfect for me? yes lol

[worn rivet]

will i get kicked if i do

i dont want that

[inner nimbus]

oooh

oh no

I know what I want

meltaaaaa

[tired inlet]

Power axes? I mean c'mon, we're using a Space Marine pistol as a full ass cannon

[low hemlock]

best ask the wardens first pal

[inner nimbus]

a longlas maybe as well

[low hemlock]

[worn rivet]

isnt it modified to be less powerful?

[nocturne flicker]

nah not at all. power and force halberds would be fine on zealot and psyker, the scab mauler uses a chain bardiche. guardsmen use plenty of spear-type weapons like hunting lances and power spears. chain glaives are a thing too

[tawny hearth]

yeah the human ones don't really pack as much of the emps love in them

[worn rivet]

if we ever get the ratlings as a class then we def need that

[nocturne flicker]

flame shart melta or beam equivalent of plasma gun melta?

[tired inlet]

even moreso because our guardsman don't have the full armor and insulation for the heat and blast

[inner nimbus]

yes

[nocturne flicker]

fair

[inner nimbus]

I want either

preferably both

[worn rivet]

yeah so lets just stick to the more lore accurate weapons like the modified bolter

[inner nimbus]

ngl ratlings with a Longlas ult could be a cool concept

[tired inlet]

are there models to support this in kill team or necromunda or something?

[tawny hearth]

when are we gonna get a tank commander class that can just call in a Russ the whole team can ride through the mission in?

[vocal hawk]

sneaky plague ogryn in the pocket

[nocturne flicker]

there's lore, oh and i almost forgot the catachan glaive which has a model. the other stuff i can't remember. i'm too poor for actually buying 40K merchandise

[low hemlock]

tru, tho some maps have choke points where the Russ Tank will have difficulty moving all the way through

[nocturne flicker]

longlas would be challenging with the current gamplay flow

[nocturne flicker]

that's hot

[tawny hearth]

yeah the game is too brawly to make a longlas super fun or not super broken

at least easily

[nocturne flicker]

yeah fatshark would have to be REALLY creative to make it either not complete ass or completely busted

[tawny hearth]

they made tall bathrooms a reality, they can make all the small parts bigger

[worn rivet]

make it so you have to charge it up and when it fires it takes like 1/3 of your stamina

but it has a shit ton of peiecing and damage

[nocturne flicker]

truee. ts has joplaysgames like 🤨

[tired inlet]

fluff is fluff; sometimes GW gets really adamant about the scratch

[worn rivet]

like 3000 damage and a bunch of piercing but it only has like 30 rounds

[tawny hearth]

lol yeah... every time i play a level with the tall bathrooms i type "tall bathrooms arent real they can't hurt you" to ward off the tall evil

[nocturne flicker]

well they ain't getting any scratch from me unless the product is worth it

and it ain't

[worn rivet]

we just need more las weapon varients

so underated

i just love lasguns so much

[tawny hearth]

i love the heavy las pistol but not most of the others... but i'm not really ever a fan of las guns

[tired inlet]

a few people on this channel said that one of the problems with fatshark making more arbites cosmetics is the scratch doesn't have a lot of varied models for that kit

[worn rivet]

the las pistol and rifle are prolly my fav guns in the game

[nocturne flicker]

infantry lasguns shoud be buffed at least too. not by a huge amount, they just need some help catching up to other las weapons

[worn rivet]

yeah

[nocturne flicker]

like it's a real shame that the literal guard poster weapon is mid in a game like darktide. kinda a slap in the face to guard fans

[tired inlet]

the quickfire infantry lasgun causes some goddamned tendon strain from the amounnt of clicking, tell you what

[tawny hearth]

feels like how it should be lol, its the poster weapon of the guard because its cheap and easy to make in mass

[nocturne flicker]

yes. it should fire automatically when you have the trigger held down. i don't care about the fire rate just stop making me kill my mouse

[low hemlock]

yea tho, the only maps me can think of for a Russ Tank to be rode through an entire map is:

Comms-Plex 154/2f
&
Enclavum Baross

those maps got wide open spaces

[nocturne flicker]

that's not how it's looked at when you're fighting other normal humans

[worn rivet]

its the semiauto las rifle but it shoots more and faster

[tawny hearth]

new idea, make it a tiny toy russ with a real cannon still, functional AND cute

[low hemlock]

yea! that’s it make it a smaller tank

perfect pal

[worn rivet]

1 shot can eviserate a person so i think that a single mag can at least take on a horde

[nocturne flicker]

i just think you should be able to keep firing it continuously without needing to spam your mouse. purely a QoL thing to prevent carpal tunnels, RSIs and mouse abuse

[vocal hawk]

the infantry lasgun sucks we luv recon lasgun

[worn rivet]

make a skiitari class have a turret like this

[tawny hearth]

yeah but thats why its a bit on the "gotta work harder to make it work" side of things when fighting what we're fighting... tho yeah a small damage buff wouldn't hurt it but it might make it super broken for newer players

[tired inlet]

Fatshark have done something like this before; one of the final expansion missions in the original vermintide where you got on a boat to sail to an island where Burblespue Halescourge had raided Lohner's caravans and a bunch of Skaven ships chased after you and boarded

[worn rivet]

i think that we should get skitarii next as a class

[jaunty path]

I'm tired.

[tired inlet]

if you fell off the ship though you were almost instantly killed

[nocturne flicker]

maybe they should get 1 extra cleave to give them a new horde-clearing capability without just giving it recon lasgun cqc capabilities

[vocal hawk]

woke: i am awake

[tawny hearth]

OG VT had so many cool ideas and things in it but its also just not as good of a game as anything that came after lol

[low hemlock]

hello tired, I’m Grandpa

🚬

[nocturne flicker]

not damage, more just QoL stuff and more new blessings like hot-shot for example

[tired inlet]

私は ミク

[worn rivet]

also isnt there a type of human in 40k thats like the dwarves from drg?

[nocturne flicker]

squats yeah

[worn rivet]

i havent seen a lot of lore about them cuz they arent really my style of dwarf

[tawny hearth]

yeah, they were non canon for a while then got brought back recently

[tired inlet]

Squats; talking about them used to get you autobanned on the GW forums

[low hemlock]

Insert “I’m sorry. I don’t speak japanese” call of duty zombies ricktofen Gif:

[round mica]

i just clicked a warhammer stream thinking it was gonna be normal and it ended up being a vtuber

i am so severely disappointed

[worn rivet]

i like medival dwarves more than cyber dwarves

[nocturne flicker]

although the Mk IX (formerly MG XII) does have a lower DPS than the other two marks by a long shot so buffing its damage to fix that would be nice

[worn rivet]

cyber stuff is too shitty like elf stuff

thats why i think deisalpunk is more fitting for dwarves

[tawny hearth]

vtubers weirding me out is my "i'm old" moment...and like... its not like i haven't seen alot on the internet lol

[vocal hawk]

i think the game would be much better if they added male arb jiggle physics

[tawny gorge]

leagues of votann >>> aeldar

[worn rivet]

yes

i hate

aeldari

but

i hate the tau more

[nocturne flicker]

darktide would be s-tier if they added chubby fem ogryns

[worn rivet]

bro what'

[round mica]

just something about knowing that behind the female anime character and voice changer is a grown man is enough to worry me

[tawny hearth]

the kroot should take the place of the tau

[tired inlet]

Kizuna Ai is almost 9 years old, so yeah

[worn rivet]

slaanesh faction?

when?

[vocal hawk]

torta update 🤤

[nocturne flicker]

big girls need love too

[low hemlock]

Let….him….cook…❓

[tawny gorge]

👎

[nocturne flicker]

torta pounder coming in 😤

[tawny gorge]

whatever this means

you'd have to super retcon kroot society for that to work

[tawny hearth]

they should be the main army is all i mean lol

[worn rivet]

we gotta find the tau homeworld and exterminatus it into fucking oblivion

[tawny gorge]

yeah it makes no sense

[worn rivet]

i HAAAAAAAAAAAATE those fish

so much

[tawny gorge]

whatever this means part 2

bro

who is distributing the horus orthodoxy again

why are you people reading 50k

[vocal hawk]

horus’ finest misinformation spreaders

[nocturne flicker]

dw the tau are doomed to have their own version of the horus heresy with the castes turning on each other eventually. they mirror the pre-horus heresy imperium REALLY closely

[low hemlock]

yeah it’s either them
bein the next new class
OR
the SUSters of Battle that’s in the second hive city

[tawny hearth]

honestly the only retcon would be that a radical shaper comes along and guides them in a weird way... basically i just dislike playing and playign against tau but kroot are fun to fight because i'm an ork player

[worn rivet]

imagine how funny it would be to divert a apocalypse level tyranid fleet to the main tau solar system

[tawny gorge]

enter Games lazy as fuck Worshop

[nocturne flicker]

did i send you the fat sororitas art or was that someone else i sent it to?

[worn rivet]

they also just remind too much of avatar so i hate them more than i would

[low hemlock]

vro dont say these comms in general

🥀💔

[tawny gorge]

how would skitarii even work

[nocturne flicker]

fuck avatar worst james cameron series. terminator 3 deserves an apology if we give in to revisionism

[tawny gorge]

i mean its less stupid then having to fight a genestealer cult

but still

[worn rivet]

just veteran but with a turret

[tawny gorge]

no not gameplay

i mean narrative

[worn rivet]

bro your not mentally well

you okay?

[tawny gorge]

?

[tawny hearth]

an old roommate of mine does this and i find it very weird... he's like a nearly 40 year old gay man pretending to be a small girl which is... a choice... I used to be a streamer for a small channel of like 15k followers back when twitch was newish and i feel like keeping up an act like that would make it more awful to do

[tawny gorge]

what are you on about fool

[worn rivet]

average discord mod

[nocturne flicker]

if you're talking about the rejects thing that doesn't matter anymore. the arbitrators aren't rejects, and skitarii being sent on inquisitorial missions with a degree of autonomy makes sense. as hadron can authorise her own missions if they fall under certain objectives

[low hemlock]

i mean from what I’ve heard from
here

someone said that the Skitarii are just as expendable like the rejects

[tawny gorge]

what

bro thats a completely different branch

it has nothing to do with being a reject

[flint mauve]

depends on who owns them

and how much they care

[worn rivet]

i also know nothing abt a lot of the different "humans" in the imperium i just thought of the closest thing to a human i could that we didnt already have

[tawny hearth]

kind of? depends... and it also depends on what they are being spent on

[nocturne flicker]

the adeptus mechanicus works with the inquisition and has a degree of autonomy. skitarii being sent in to aid reject teams with an ulterior motive is 100% believable

[ripe tangle]

You ever see someone who has teeth that're too white and too perfect?

[worn rivet]

they can give them weird dialogue abt collecting a certain artifact or something at the end of the mission

[ripe tangle]

and it looks a little creepy

[nocturne flicker]

the whole reject schtick was the only real limiting factor beforehand. now we have arbitrators and that's out the window. now the only limitation is like power level and grendyl's tolerance (e.g. no space marines or custodes and probably no xenos)

[tawny gorge]

is it? the skiitari are their own military guard a step above the astra militarum

[tawny hearth]

not just a degree of autonomy, they are nearly equal with the imperium of man if you go way back to the early mars stuff... emp had to do alot of letting things slide to get things back in order after the elves messed everything up

[tawny gorge]

no the tech guard would not be employed lol

[tired inlet]

Those are called Dental Veneers

[ripe tangle]

and when someone's teeth are too perfect, I can't stop seeing their teeth when I notice them and like, I find it creepy in that uncanny valley kind of way

[worn rivet]

are you suffering from idiocy?

[nocturne flicker]

so? we're not guardsmen, we're NCOs in Darktide. We're not rank and file like Scab Shooters

[worn rivet]

do you need help?

[nocturne flicker]

they might be

[tired inlet]

this is why I trust hockey players

[ripe tangle]

why would someone put those on?

[tired inlet]

it's purely cosmetic

[jaunty path]

Guys who is the evilest marine faction

[worn rivet]

to hide the weed teeth

[ripe tangle]

is it a cosmetic thing or is there an actual reason?

oh

purely cosmetic

[tawny hearth]

because their old teeth were so jacked they just got fake ones that look better... they age over time and look more natural but new ones are super bright and fake looking

[worn rivet]

iron hands/iron fists

[tawny gorge]

disprove it instead of showing your level of disatisfaction with your won life

[ripe tangle]

Black Legion?

[nocturne flicker]

👍

[jaunty path]

If you think about it everything they do is objectively moral good

[tawny gorge]

Marines Malevolent

[worn rivet]

tbh i havent been paying any attention to your chats i just wanna ragebait you

[jaunty path]

Sorry I'm just very bored.

[elder merlin]

Its just that one meme

[tawny gorge]

schrodingers moron

[ripe tangle]

this is normally the part where I declare you a Heretic and put a hole through you the size of a Grox's head.

[worn rivet]

success

[nocturne flicker]

it doesn't matter much though, either way i'm right

[low hemlock]

no wait let Khorne Dawg cook‼️

cause there IS dialogue of ✨SugarMommaHadron✨ doin a secret Mission within Atoma

that Morrow warned Kayex to not mettle in
(this was said in the MorningStar & The lore of in the Reliquary Arrey Backpack)

[tawny hearth]

angry marines probably but don't tell them i said that

[ripe tangle]

which one?

[jaunty path]

Buddy listen I can't tell whos who based off just name I mean the fucking flesh tearers are loyalists

[nocturne flicker]

fatshark putting all the lore into cosmetics 💀

[low hemlock]

it’s tru!

[tawny gorge]

no way you just said that after i called you schrodingers moron

[low hemlock]

[tired inlet]

demonculaba

[ripe tangle]

I once killed a Night Lord.

[worn rivet]

success 2

[tawny gorge]

that not a faction

[tawny hearth]

which ending did you get first?

[nocturne flicker]

... did i send you that art tho? i forgot

[elder merlin]

The person in the dark that you cant see til they open their eyes and mouth, but its just the mouth in your case's example

@ripe tangle

[low hemlock]

sadly no

[worn rivet]

vro what is this

[tired inlet]

Iron Warriors

[ripe tangle]

is this a Skinwalker? should I shoot them?

[worn rivet]

do i need to report you to the mommy commisar?

[tawny gorge]

they're not loyalists though

[round mica]

i love that because they took gifs away
you turned this into a sticker

[ripe tangle]

wait... do Skinwalkers always kill?

[elder merlin]

Sure

[worn rivet]

shes gonna be very madddd

[round mica]

no

[blissful kiln]

fight the power

[nocturne flicker]

i want her to catch me watching her pull her uniform pants up

[round mica]

are we talking about like skinwalkers like as the cryptids?

[ripe tangle]

yes

[round mica]

nah

[ripe tangle]

what do they even do?

[tawny hearth]

lol i doubt any of the mods feel powerful (at least on this server)

[ripe tangle]

aside from look like humans but not be humans?

[round mica]

some are meant to torture you and just make your life miserable

[tawny gorge]

this dude is having a whole ass fantasy in here

[worn rivet]

okay to be realistic she'd prolly publicly exsicute anyone who did that

[tawny gorge]

pull your pants up

[tired inlet]

the question was just "Marine faction"

[round mica]

like mimics

[nocturne flicker]

worth it

[jaunty path]

I like skinwalkers from the carnis analog horror

I love walking on skin

[round mica]

and forest whisperers

[low hemlock]

pssst hey saltz

mind teachin a brotha Pal those skills eh?

[elder merlin]

What even was the original way to turn into a skinwalker again? Didnt it involved cannibilization and sexual assault or some shit?

[worn rivet]

but if it was a poly ai roleplay then anything could happen

[nocturne flicker]

the torta pounders will unite

[nocturne flicker]

oh yuck

[round mica]

skinwalkers are of native american origin

[elder merlin]

There was also just getting taken over by the spirit of a skinwalker too

[jaunty path]

Lucia lucia, I found a neat looking corpse! Look at all those spiders feasting on its rot!

[blissful kiln]

what, stickers?

[round mica]

usually curses

[nocturne flicker]

i'd never rp with an AI... unless ofc i made an algorithm to traumatise the SHIT out of it

[tawny hearth]

its actually partially all stolen from native myths with some things thrown in by internet writers over the years

[low hemlock]

yes

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but what was it the original skinwalker did to turn into one, is what im askin

[tawny gorge]

true but then you can argue world eaters just by sheer kill count

[elder merlin]

Ah

[worn rivet]

(i totally wasnt a degenerate bastard like 2 years ago btw)

[elder merlin]

Alright

[ripe tangle]

I remember making a joke DnD character called "Hugh Mann" and it was just a skeleton-lich thing that murdered people and made skin suits out of them, he had absolutely negative charisma, so interacting with people was ALWAYS them being horrified by his appearance and assuming he was going to kill them.

[nocturne flicker]

it's okay i forgive you

[elder merlin]

Like, i knew the native indian aspect of it

I just forgot the how

[ripe tangle]

mfw I unintentionally made a Skinwalker character lol

[arctic escarp]

I want her to strangle me execution style

[round mica]

no one really knows, just a lot of speculation

[blissful kiln]

just download the .gif from tenor and then find some website to resize\crop etc. it to be of suitable size for a sticker -> make a custom server with your own stickers

[worn rivet]

next time i play dnd im making a necron flayer or whatever their called

[tawny gorge]

degenerate coomer forgives degenerate coomer for being a degenarate coomer

[ripe tangle]

do it

[round mica]

but there is a saying that if you talk about skinwalkers you’re more likely to encounter them

[jaunty path]

Do you think at somepoint some dudes had AI wives in 40k

[elder merlin]

This guy right here, @ripe tangle

[jaunty path]

It's definitely true

[worn rivet]

are their any robot races in dnd

[nocturne flicker]

stomp on my balls with that augmented metal leg

[tawny gorge]

maybe

[tawny hearth]

pretty sure the details change from region to region in the old stories but yeah its mostly a myth about the dangers of cannibalism mostly

[worn rivet]

prolly

[nocturne flicker]

yeah the MEN of iron got jealous of us smashing they clanker bishes and rose against us

[tawny gorge]

tau might actually have them rn

[round mica]

mimics are probably the creepiest form of skinwalker though

[ripe tangle]

@arctic escarp

[low hemlock]

Saltz u are G O D S I G M A R T I E R
C H A D‼️‼️‼️‼️

[worn rivet]

i mean who wouldnt smash hadron

[round mica]

they often imitate the sounds of people in distress to lure people into the woods

[round mica]

often times babies

[nocturne flicker]

she's not a clanker. she's like a cyborg maybe

but yeah i would ion care if it hurts

[worn rivet]

ur right

mb

[ripe tangle]

could a techpriest theoretically use their mechadentrites?

[worn rivet]

wtf is that

[tawny hearth]

this happens in real life sometimes... a dying rabit can sound like a child from time to time

[ripe tangle]

the robot Doc-Ock arm tentacle thingies they have

[nocturne flicker]

wild handj*bs

[jaunty path]

Listen whatever she has underneath those robes is likely adjacent to a literal paper shredder. You're not built for her, I am.

✂️

[worn rivet]

clampjobs

[round mica]

life is strange

[ripe tangle]

clampjob makes it sound unpleasant

[worn rivet]

are you gonna be like a male duck?

[low hemlock]

WHO DECIDED THAT‼️‼️‼️

[tawny hearth]

i would earnestly be her friend, she seems cool and i like her snark

[elder merlin]

Sounds like skinwalker mythos just originates from rabies then

[jaunty path]

That's probably CBT

[ripe tangle]

but would she want to be friends with you?

[nocturne flicker]

same. i'm just saying if she ever OFFERED

[elder merlin]

Or whatever it is that you get when you eat someone's brain

[worn rivet]

i would if i didnt realize she actually thinks we're jus tpieces of meat

[jaunty path]

female duck!

[worn rivet]

her tone made me realize she actually thniks we're idiots

[jaunty path]

idk wha dat means..

[worn rivet]

oh

mb

[jaunty path]

np

[worn rivet]

search up how ducks breed

trust

[tawny hearth]

lol that and coyotes have thrown me for a loop in the woods with the sounds they make... and a goat once... thought it was someone calling for help for a bit

[nocturne flicker]

i mean she does have some adjacent viewpoints with my own. i genuinely do hate how weak my flesh is and i despise inefficiency.

[ripe tangle]

is it wrong to find Kayex sexy?

[jaunty path]

I think spiders have it worse

[worn rivet]

noo

[jaunty path]

Not at all

[nocturne flicker]

it's wrong to NOT find him sexy

[ripe tangle]

true

[worn rivet]

and mantis

[tawny hearth]

grumpy people tend to like me so i hope so

[jaunty path]

OH shit yeah lmfao

[nocturne flicker]

like working in a hospital you develop a hatred for how humans are limited by flesh

[worn rivet]

i mean his voice makes him sound like hes always about to buss

[nocturne flicker]

i'd let him shoot a load of motor oil on me

[worn rivet]

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's very true. our bodies give up on us unfortunately. they're weak

[worn rivet]

the person who gets to lubracate him is a very lucky person

[nocturne flicker]

i got ran over by a car back in 2018 and my legs still give me shit

[tired inlet]

peering under Hadron's robe to and witnessing the Lionsgate films intro being played in reverse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJi_fXQiwM

[low hemlock]

Gonna slide ✨SugarMommaHadron✨with that

CLANK* CLANK* CLANK* CLANK* CLANK* CLANK* CRUNCH*
YEOOOOOOOU*💖💗💓💕💞

[tawny hearth]

honestly even going through basic premed was enough to put that thought in me ... like "how are we not all falling apart at all times"

[nocturne flicker]

tom and jerry scream

[worn rivet]

i remember having a faze where i just wanted to replace all of my limbs with cybernetics

[nocturne flicker]

EXACTLY.

[jaunty path]

Mods are gonna kill us and I'm going to enjoy every second of the mass execution

[nocturne flicker]

nahhhh

[jaunty path]

He does not care where the blood flows

[worn rivet]

bro it went from new weapon ideas to just robot sex 😭

[marble nova]

Do toughness curios above 16% exist?

[jaunty path]

Washing machines.

[nocturne flicker]

you reckon a lascannon is fuckable?

[nocturne flicker]

17% i believe but they're rare

[worn rivet]

absolutly

[jaunty path]

17 percent I THINK?

[low hemlock]

DO IT‼️ END IT‼️EXECUTE MANDATED EDICT: MASS EXTERMINATUS‼️

[tawny hearth]

17% is max but honestly 15% is fine and 16% is more than fine

[ripe tangle]

I imagine fucking a Techpriest would involve every orifice being forcefully dilated and somehow being vivisected and surviving the ordeal only to have your body parts replaced with some kind of computer... sex with a Techpriest is more like insane surgery and body modification that ends with you becoming either a Servitor or a new member of the Mechanicus...

[nocturne flicker]

nooo i want to traumatise more ppl with my fat fetishism

[worn rivet]

making the machine spirit moan with this one

[nocturne flicker]

hopefully the latter

[marble nova]

Ok, my build is horrible then got it

[tawny hearth]

lol learning how skin actually works messed me up for like a week man

[jaunty path]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

NEED

[worn rivet]

i have a girl just for you my friend

THE DEATH STAR

[low hemlock]

THeN SO Be It‼️

[ripe tangle]

ya'll are freaks...

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it's weird how humans work. all organic life really. i hate how our bodies give up on us for such stupid reasons, like cancer existing

[worn rivet]

WORTH IT

[ripe tangle]

ya'll need the God Emperor!

[jaunty path]

Not a freak I am normal

I've done nothing weird in my life.

[nocturne flicker]

thanks >////<

[worn rivet]

sex is fine as long it stays within the imperium

[arctic escarp]

410 rating+ should give you 17% I believe

[worn rivet]

SO HADRON BETTER GIMME DAT ASS

[jaunty path]

The CIA will never find me

[thick coyote]

Lives are the emperor's currency
So technically sex is prayer

[tawny hearth]

yeah its a mess all around, but on the same coin its kind of magic its happened at all... like pure fantasy bullshit we're even here

[nocturne flicker]

he is going to watch me be sandwiched by his two most handsome sons

[worn rivet]

okay imma go eat some dinner and play darktide and gooning to hadrons insults

[arctic escarp]

breed for the emperor

[nocturne flicker]

again, fulgrim and sanguinius

[worn rivet]

omw

[ripe tangle]

.....

[low hemlock]

HECK UEAH BrOTHER YEEeEeHAW‼️

[nocturne flicker]

saaame. although it's lunch time here

[ripe tangle]

I want to burn this ship down... but you guys are actually not being heretical for once

[jaunty path]

The Emperor would be revived by a Bacon Egg and Cheese

[tawny hearth]

this is how heresy creeps in

better burn it down just in case

[ripe tangle]

good idea!

[gloomy void]

But….but….tau

[tawny hearth]

you mean the blue fishcows?

[worn rivet]

fuck you heretic

die

[tawny hearth]

we should all learn from the orks and start reproducing via spore

[gloomy void]

That is the idea

[jaunty path]

Sister Lucia is probably a Heretic.

[ripe tangle]

I'm not a Heretic.

[jaunty path]

The Zealous are most secretive

[ripe tangle]

I'm a devout Sister....

[elder merlin]

@lethal socket

[jaunty path]

And Secrets beget Heresy

[ripe tangle]

my Sister Superior keeps me in check...

as does the Canoness

and the Saints

[lethal socket]

Hi

:3

I love tau women

<3

[jaunty path]

With flagellation most likely

[ripe tangle]

VILE XENOS!

[jaunty path]

Bc heretic

[low hemlock]

oh yeah the man it’s self, The Tau’s #1 Simp‼️‼️‼️

[ripe tangle]

sometimes...

[jaunty path]

Yop

[lethal socket]

Vile xenos this. Heretic that. Shut up, get railgunned idiot

Don't even try using that melta shit, we have the better version of it too don't worry

[tawny hearth]

axe beats railgun, what kind of super tech gets beat by the same tool you use against a tree?

[ripe tangle]

I endure pain, not for pleasure, but for piety... to endure the mortification of one's flesh is to sacrifice one's self to the Emperor... to sacrifice a small amount of yourself is to be pious and to ground one's self.

plus there is a Catharsis in Pain....

[tawny hearth]

honestly i think all the tau hate in all the 40k universe goes back to them just not being fun to fight against, they're the "i'm not touching you" army outside of the kroot

if they just learned to fight propa then people would like them

[jaunty path]

Pain feels good after some time.

Inevitably.

[ripe tangle]

there is a sense of gratification to it, like you're accomplishing something, the overcoming of a trial, you feel as though you're stronger for it...

[lethal socket]

Chat, is it fair that my army of orphan shredders and baby flayers has to occasionally deal with pushback and someone exploiting my weakness to ranged warfare??

[vocal hawk]

what do you guys think the tax returns are for the average imperial citizen

[tawny hearth]

they get paid?

[jaunty path]

No it just feels good and you know that

[vocal hawk]

funny real life reference

[tawny hearth]

figured they just got food vouchers

[lethal socket]

tax returns? that implies the imperium does something helpful for its citizens

[vocal hawk]

what is the imperial currency called

[ripe tangle]

though, I'm not supposed to enjoy it! I'm supposed to pray for the admonishment and eventual absolvation of sin...

[lethal socket]

thrones I think

or crowns

[jaunty path]

The human body adapts in the weirdest ways

[vocal hawk]

does anyone know the crown to USD ratio

[ripe tangle]

to enjoy it is wicked, you shouldn't enjoy being whipped...

[lethal socket]

I wouldn't really know, the tau don't really have currency

[tawny hearth]

hey now, tax returns are just the government borrowing money from its citizens in large number for a short amount of time, its why only like... one country does it

[ripe tangle]

truly, it's beautiful in a way.

[tawny hearth]

i know USD to cbills in battletech if that helps

[vocal hawk]

I understand the government robbing me and not telling me where my money is going because i would do the same

[vestal mantle]

Evening all o/

[lethal socket]

man, you guys and your struggles within the imperium, that kinda sucks to see

😔

[tawny hearth]

a true patriot

[vocal hawk]

if i could be a dictator i would

[tawny hearth]

being a dictator sounds like a nightmare to me

[vocal hawk]

you can do anything you want

[lethal socket]

I get to live without worrying about being turned into a servitor

[jaunty path]

No it sounds fun because you get to take out your frustration on others when your bored

[lethal socket]

[jaunty path]

Nukes.

[vestal mantle]

Finally got off day so tomm all my chars gonna push to next difficulty

[dusty gulch]

did that last patch fix the cosmetics loading on amd gpus?

seems smooth now

[ripe tangle]

I do not struggle within the Imperium! I live through Holiness and Righteousness, through Fire and Steel I walk amongst the Living as a Paragon of His Light.

Glory be to his name!

[vocal hawk]

punishing poor people for expressing their opinions

[tawny hearth]

can i? i'd want to not have to keep maintaining power through fear and violence... but i can't do that as a dictator, i stop being one then and then they like... kill me or something

[thick fog]

Go naked

That's the true way

[jaunty path]

Uh huh :3

[vocal hawk]

that’s why you nuke a city or province and they won’t rebel

basically the plot of 1984

[tawny hearth]

but then i'm dealing with people who have all the reason to hate me and i'd just agree with them and then i'd be dead. Being a dictator is a no win scenario for me. Would be nothing but a drag tbh

[vocal hawk]

you could keep nuking them until they stop or pretend that there’s a war going on to increase nationalism for their (not) dictatorship

it’s high stakes gaslighting

[tawny hearth]

then some greedy guy in my army will use the unstable situation i created to overthrow me and we're back to me being dead

[ripe tangle]

How many people typically live on an Agri-World? does it really depend on the world?

[vocal hawk]

at least 6 or 7

[tawny hearth]

probably depends... not just on how much is needed but the tech level of the agri world itself

[ripe tangle]

I remember reading somewhere Agri-worlds have extremely small populations, sometimes it's just ruling elites and millions of Servitor slaves.

[elder merlin]

[lethal socket]

enough that they can force them into the millitary if they try to protect their partners from overseers

[tawny hearth]

theres probably some super primitive agri worlds that mostly use human labor over servitors

[ripe tangle]

I wouldn't be surprised

[tawny hearth]

because even voidships use humans over servitors because humans build new humans on their own

[vocal hawk]

agri-world union busting

[tawny hearth]

i'm pretty sure alot of guard are drafted from agri worlds so theres bound to be some with alot of people

[jaunty path]

How dangerous would Skibidi toilet be in the world of 40k

I should ask this question in the 40k lore chat...

[tawny hearth]

basically just a nurgling in a toilet

[ripe tangle]

in Owlcat's rogue trader, one of the first worlds you visit within your own domain is an Agri-World right? and doesn't Pasquel your Magos state that the Mechanicus only exists within the Governor's Estate, meaning the rest of the world is literally human laborers... likely slaves.

the whole world was more or less a Banana Republic lol

[lethal solstice]

Theres like 200 something mechanicus staff

[vocal hawk]

skibidi toilet x nurgle yaoi

[analog marsh]

Agri worlds are probably a lot healthier to live on then the industry worlds, less likely to get stage 5 lung cancer just from daring to breathe.

So if you had to choose between being enslaved on an Agri or Industry World, I'd pick the agri world, at least it's green and the air is more breathable.

[lethal solstice]

Actually

You die instantly when you breath

[vocal hawk]

they need to add that imperial guard regiment that uses the british colonial outfits

[jaunty path]

They've got battle logic comparable to that of orks.

[lethal solstice]

A lot of agri worlds require pressurized suits to walk on because of all the chemicals in the air

[tawny hearth]

yeah between the two i'd pick agri... tho a knight world would be cool because then you might be a serf for a guy with a cool mech

[vocal hawk]

those outfits fuck HARD

[ripe tangle]

Praetorians?

[vocal hawk]

yeah

[analog marsh]

Well that just seems counter-productive, since if that was the case, nothing would be edible either.

[tawny hearth]

i could see this being a thing, agriculture does hurt the environment alot if done with output in mind

[ripe tangle]

I always imagined Praetoria looking/feeling like Victorian England in a fucked up way, like imagine Dunwall from Dishonored except without a visible sky.

[lethal solstice]

Everything gets post processed

You think they just hand out fresh from ground carrots to the market

[tawny hearth]

even the people

[elder merlin]

You think there are fresh from ground carrots?

[tawny hearth]

i love in the owlcat game how its revealed that all the humans living on your ship eat weird fungus batter

[lethal solstice]

I just picked a vegetable

[elder merlin]

Too easy

You think they get it straight from the source?

[arctic escarp]

friend who played RT said it also housed a concentration camp

[analog marsh]

Like farmers irl use chemicals to kill ze bugs and stop plant diseases, but not to the level they need to wear a haz-mat suit to tend their farm. So entirely unneeded to use such an amount of chemicals in the first place and sure they might get washed, but if the chemicals are so strong you need a haz-mat suit no amount of washing the carrots will prevent the chemicals from killing you.

[lethal solstice]

Reminder that this is 40k

[tawny hearth]

kind of... like most old void ships everything sucks below deck and even up there it sucks

[analog marsh]

ik, but it just seems dumb and poorly thought out.

[lethal solstice]

Like 40k

Got it

[analog marsh]

although the Imperium is also dumb and poorly thought out, so go figure.

[elder merlin]

It was a joke, i wonder how many people even actually get fresh fruits and vegetables in 40k. Mostly just anyone of high status on a planet and rogue traders, i'd assume

[lethal socket]

the imperiums logistics are a special form of hell

[lethal solstice]

Basically just nobles, yeah

[tawny hearth]

you could argue its not even thought out at all lol... just a string of places that were all apart being brought together and then left more or less alone in most cases

[ripe tangle]

doesn't life vary from world to world?

[lethal socket]

it varies in how shitty it is

:)

[ripe tangle]

aren't there civilized worlds that aren't too dissimilar to Earth in various eras?

[lethal solstice]

No

[ripe tangle]

I'm not hope-posting, but I recall that being the case.

[lethal solstice]

There might be one but its still the imperium

[tawny hearth]

yeah but in tech level

[lethal solstice]

So its still a theocratic shit hole

Probably not

[lethal socket]

typical Tau W

[lethal solstice]

Considering a lot of modern tech is defined by the Internet

[tawny hearth]

like tech difference are all over the place in 40k because some of those worlds lost EVERYTHING

started from scratch

some kept some things, some kept alot of things

[ripe tangle]

I mean, there are some planets what're literally the same as Medieval, Ancient, or even Stone Age Earth.

[lethal socket]

Most imperium tech that isn't weapons kinda

sucks

[ripe tangle]

I imagine common people eat fresher food on those worlds...

[lethal socket]

If you showed the standard imperium citizen a PC, they might die on the spot

[ripe tangle]

that's the thing

[tawny hearth]

probably on the countless still disconnected worlds

[ripe tangle]

there's no such thing as a "standard Imperium Citizen"

because every world is different

[analog marsh]

It's funny how bad the PC's in 40k are, like they running MS DOS.

[ripe tangle]

the only thing they all have in common for the most part is that it still sucks lol

[somber stream]

Good morning loyal subjects of the Imperium

FRIDAY

[ripe tangle]

Hello Licht.

[tawny hearth]

lol they are running on a human and that human run computer can basically only do human things+ some extra math lol

[somber stream]

Hello Lucia

[elder merlin]

You were born in 40k, welcome to hell

[lethal socket]

'Behold average citizen! I 2010 PC!'

[elder merlin]

[lethal socket]

as the poor fool collapses from a heart attack

[somber stream]

FaithOS™

[elder merlin]

Behold the new iphone12

[tawny hearth]

lol i remember an old joke being that earth is in the 40k universe we just didn't get found by the emp or the others after

[lethal socket]

Standard Tau W, I get to have a functioning PC and functioning social life

YIPPEE

[elder merlin]

Being born in the 40k universe would definitely be the tipping point for me to commit suicide, i tell ya

[ripe tangle]

again, with the Tau propaganda.

enjoy your concentration camp...

[tawny hearth]

but then you suddenly know for sure your soul is real lol

[lethal socket]

chat

[somber stream]

Born in 40k would suck. But got warped into 40k as a Terran from 2025? You'd be praised as a living saint

[elder merlin]

Dont most people's souls just get obliterated in the warp on death anyway?

[lethal socket]

how do I tell sister lucia that the enclaves is fucking awesome??

[ripe tangle]

They're Xenos, so they can't be awesome.

I can only abhor them.

[tawny hearth]

probably yeah but who knows man, 40k has alot of ghost stories

[lethal socket]

they gave me a whole ass planet to live on

[elder merlin]

But do you have a functioning social life as a sister of battle? Reciting prayers daily with the other sisters doesnt count

[ripe tangle]

I do other stuff with them!

I also train with them, and live with them...

[lethal socket]

also, you can still worship the god emperor in the tau empire

:3

[lethal socket]

you just can't worship the Tau'va

[elder merlin]

Pretty sure it doesnt count when you've been raised with them all your life, you're basically just around family 24/7. Doesnt count if its with family

[lethal socket]

please don't worship the tau'va

[ripe tangle]

......

[tawny hearth]

honestly, in a world like 40k the one group of people who is apart from warp almost entirely without voiding it out (looking at you bugs) are maybe the kind of good guys

[ripe tangle]

if you put it that way, then no, I have no social life.

[tawny hearth]

orks are the real good guys tho

[lethal socket]

no

[ripe tangle]

but for what it's worth, the Sisterhood is all I need.

[elder merlin]

Its ok if you're a bit of a shut-in, we still love you

[lethal socket]

No the fuck they are NOT

[jaunty path]

I can be easily bought into the Tau cult by the seduction of a Tau clown girl.

As long she's always there.

[somber stream]

They eat babies, raise human as cattle and a source for food

How the fuck is that good

[elder merlin]

But have you heard about this great place called the tau enclave?

[tawny hearth]

if they took over the entire universe would be happy and frutiful... every citizen taken care of (they'd all be orks but still)

[elder merlin]

[lethal socket]

No

no

[ripe tangle]

shoots you

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

[tawny hearth]

so do the humans in 40k lol

[lethal socket]

there would still be a lottaa slaves if the orks took over

[lethal solstice]

Already exists

[tawny hearth]

i am all for them wiping everyone out

[somber stream]

True, but not gurantee to be the same case everytime you run into a human

[somber stream]

Oh i'm aware

Heard it's pretty good, too

[tawny hearth]

not promised for orks either, some don't care enough to bother

[ripe tangle]

I was going to say... doesn't every sentient race in 40k have slaves?

[somber stream]

If they're not occupied or too busy killing, sure

[untold skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-terry-terry-a-davis-terry-a-davis-got-the-moves-cool-dance-gif-14065988

[lethal socket]

I don't think the regular eldari do

[lethal solstice]

Terry Davis is my favorite schizophrenic

[untold skiff]

Damn

No embeds

[ripe tangle]

okay, maybe not them...

[somber stream]

Guy died right? What happened?

[tawny hearth]

lol orks are just a poor super weapon left to rot and they're doing their best for how they are made... in their society killing isn't a death because of how their genetic memory and reproduction works... they are monsters from the preys perspective but as a society they themselves are happy

[jaunty path]

What does Terry Davis think about the CIA

[untold skiff]

He became homeless for a while then I don't know what happened

[tawny hearth]

we are monsters to cows the same orks would be to us lol