general-chat

[primal gyro]

All im missing is 2 staffs on Psyker and Power Falchion mastery

[formal mortar]

If you hate the weapon and still want mastery for penance, buy items from the shop. Upgrade, then sacrifice. It's slow tho

[primal gyro]

Oh and sac unused weapons ofc

[ripe gorge]

Mortis trials becomes insanely easy if you just camp your team at the rescue spot on every other wave than 3,6, and 9.....because it never changes

[primal gyro]

Anyone running the power maul on ogryn? Before, it was lackluster.

[formal mortar]

I find there to be better spots to camp at

Do the maps have names? I should look

[nimble glade]

You get more resources on higher difficulty though, so um.. you might have slower progression if you do it that way. I recommend highest difficulty possible.

[ripe gorge]

It's now my favorite weapon in the game!

[astral basin]

Big daka. Trying to push mission rolls to maximize daka power

[nimble glade]

If good players are truly good, they can carry all 3 players in their team.

[fallen abyss]

Depends

[nimble glade]

I just stick with my trusty maul shield combo.

[formal mortar]

But yeah if you are playing mortis, the one where you are basically in the carnival looking bit, I like to camp at the bar there.

[red nebula]

Hi guys, Do you know if there is a mod to know the charge percentage of a powerful melee attack? I can't find anything on nexusmod

[nimble glade]

High IQ

[formal mortar]

You don't have to worry about flying off the map then

[astral basin]

Annie are you ok, are you ok, are you ok annie

[somber stream]

A sudden crave for Southern American fried chicken

Curses

[formal mortar]

And the other map, the only building on that map is good to camp too. Less open areas to get shot up from, and the ramp leading down to it is a nice spot sometimes

[nimble glade]

Whatever happened to the meme channel? My meme reserves are getting low and I can't be bothered looking em up myself.

[formal mortar]

As for the newest map tho I haven't a clue yet

[nimble glade]

Too much work.

[stuck wasp]

Deleted cause people couldn't respect the rules

[astral basin]

I got
Kfc. Popeyes. Churches. Crispy Crunchy.
Uuuum…

[somber stream]

Eww fast food

[astral basin]

Lol

[fallen abyss]

tf you eat then

[nimble glade]

Damn, there goes a steady flow of Warhammer 40k memes.

Reduced to atoms

[somber stream]

Home made

[formal mortar]

I cook chicken at home

[astral basin]

Theres also a few soul food spots around ya damn villain

[fallen abyss]

Most of it was nazi stuff from what I heard

[somber stream]

This is more to my liking

America is in my bucket list solely for its fried chicken

[formal mortar]

I usually fry it up then put in the oven to bake rest of the way

[somber stream]

Also Texan BBQ, maybe

[nimble glade]

The villain trolls have ruined another meme channel.

[somber stream]

Baked chicken are nice, juicy

[ripe gorge]

Fried chicken and BBQ...im getting hungry now

[fallen abyss]

Pizzer

[somber stream]

I will likely gain 5-8 kilos while in America

[formal mortar]

Yep, and frying before baking makes it extra crispy

[somber stream]

Interesting

[nimble glade]

Yeah it's good.

We fry almost everything over here.

[somber stream]

So i've heard

[nimble glade]

You'll have options I assure you.

[fallen abyss]

You still arent worthy of Scotlands fried mars bars

[stuck wasp]

Has been since before the game release

[somber stream]

What is this

[formal mortar]

You can try with someone simple like fry magic or whatever. Just dip the chicken in some milk, cover it in the fry magic/corn flakes/whatever you want to coat the chicken in. Then fry it til crispy outside. Then bake in oven til done

[somber stream]

Please tell me it's not choco

[fallen abyss]

Its literally just a deep fried chocolate bars

[somber stream]

Holy fuck why

[nimble glade]

🗣️ SCOTLAND!! FOREVER!!!

[fallen abyss]

Scotland

[astral basin]

Diner chains is what youll be looking for in the south.
Meatloaf, chili, purple hull pees, taters, greens, corn.

[somber stream]

IS THIS A COMMON PRACTICE? I MUST KNOW

Are you Scottish?

[nimble glade]

Those damn treacherous bastards.

[somber stream]

I might have a local or two willing to tour me around

[fallen abyss]

Its only some specific places

And no

[formal mortar]

Speaking of chicken I need to prep some for dinner today

[astral basin]

Baked chicken and porkchops. Forgot about those

[formal mortar]

Gonna be spicy today. Not fried tho

[fallen abyss]

Doesnt reach up to Americas ankles with the shit they come up with

[somber stream]

Teriyaki chicken in oven is my preferred way to bake

[astral basin]

The US is a conglomerate of state-nations
We gotta lotta mass to house screw ups in

[nimble glade]

Everyone gonna get hungry when y'all talking about food.

[astral basin]

Teriyaki… fuckin…

[somber stream]

My bad, also Americans, go sleep

[astral basin]

Get lemon pepper like a basic bitch ffs

[formal mortar]

I would sleep but I am sick with the runs

[astral basin]

Working

[somber stream]

Unless you're working, it's mighty late

[formal mortar]

Was relegated to the couch because the gas I have been passing is lethal

[nimble glade]

Yes Sah!

[somber stream]

Goodnight big man

[formal mortar]

It's 4am and I was planning on making bacon pancakes at 6am. Not gonna happen now probably

[lime beacon]

Poxburster!

Bro has the rot

[astral basin]

I need a volunteer to tell that ogryn the emperor does not love him

[somber stream]

I'm planning on making Korean food for dinner

Oh wait i shouldn't talk food, pardon

[astral basin]

Wait. Is this why the chaos ogryn is so mad?
Someone said he was a filthy mutie and cannot be loved by holy emprah?

[formal mortar]

Chaos ogryn has no clue what's going on

[astral basin]

Likely

[formal mortar]

He still thinks he's fighting for the emperor

[somber stream]

There are no fallen Ogryn, only corrupted ones

Unlike sisters lmao

[astral basin]

I think thats true for the crushers and bulwarks. Some of them
Most of them like wolfer/ the twins more bc thats their superior officer

“Boss said thu emprah left us, he no love us so’s followin boss lets us see no more meanies”

There are no corrupted sisters, only fallen ones.
I only know of 3, and when they fell they fell hard

[formal mortar]

That's why they should wear helmets

[hardy wyvern]

ogryn's too pure to have complex twisted ideologies (simple)

[somber stream]

They can be a bit sadist every now and then

[round mica]

is anyone elses chat bugged? pressing enter after typing the text doesnt do anything?

[astral basin]

laughs in controller

[fallen abyss]

Press tab

See if that works

[hardy wyvern]

it's a recurring bug that goes away only with restart

been around for a second

one day they might patch it out

[astral basin]

Soon™

[somber stream]

Chat, Eisenhorn or Horse Heresy?

[astral basin]

Eisenhorn

[somber stream]

Eisenhorn it is then, i'm curious about the daily life of Imperium Citizen

[hardy wyvern]

reading tough, words hard

tbf i just went through first three chapters of Moby Dick and realized I have grown up and can actually understand what I'm reading now

[astral basin]

Horus heresy might as well be a whole other universe.

Harry Kheog. Wamphyr. Twisted, graphic series

[fallen abyss]

Isnt it 30k

[somber stream]

Yeah it's 30k

[astral basin]

Later half

Brian Lumley’s Necroscope
2005. 8 books. Cold war esper spy stuffs. Vampire greater plot. It gets. Further into body horror and mind games than you can imagine.

[fallen tree]

eisenhorn is sick

[somber stream]

Am also getting reccomended Infinite and the divine

Trazyn doing Trazyn things

[astral basin]

Lolol

Trazyn. Self proclaimed hero of humanity, he who unleashed eras upon cadia before its fall

Love that guy

[somber stream]

Same lol

[serene python]

Infinite and the Divine isn't just a good 40k book, it's just a good book period. Cannot recommend it enough.

[somber stream]

Bought

[astral basin]

One scene from the cadia segment iirc had abbadon face a “sips his scotch slowly” moment.

[serene python]

The fact trazyn's official model is still in finecrap in the big 25 when he's such a fan favorite character is mind boggling to me

Glad orikan got one though, love that guy

[astral basin]

Glad i dont play tt

[serene python]

Be happy for your wallet

Fun game though

It's an excuse for grown adults to play pretend with toy soldiers and dice

[obtuse oak]

Eisenhorn for sureee

Mandatory reading for anyone who likes 40k

[serene python]

Really good if you like the inquisition aspects of darktide too

[obtuse oak]

It's also much much much shorter than the Horus Heresy lol

[somber stream]

Didn't the guy went against some Custard and walk away alive

[astral basin]

How many books is horus heresy?

[ripe tangle]

what?

[astral basin]

Was about to call a sister out for practicing silence

[somber stream]

My memory might fail me here

Anyway got the triology

[serene python]

Horus Heresy is hype moments and aura for 30 year old brits instead of shonen meatheads

[somber stream]

I'll get to that eventually

[serene python]

The quality wildly varies

[somber stream]

The buggers kept looking down on me for missing the references

[astral basin]

Isnt horus heresy
Spread across 15 books?

[somber stream]

15 fucking books?

[serene python]

Ha. He thinks it's just 15.

[somber stream]

There's more???!!

[astral basin]

Im giggling like a mad man

I tooolllld yooooouuuuu

[somber stream]

I'll take my time with it, but if it's stale i wont' hesitate to drop

[astral basin]

Set aside two years of your life for that one mate

[somber stream]

Nah, the boys can go suck a fat one

[astral basin]

Its not just one author

[somber stream]

Eisenhorn and Trazyn will do for now

[serene python]

54 Horus Heresy novels.

[astral basin]

[ripe tangle]

I'm sorry

did you just say 54?

[somber stream]

Okay, now how many are crucial

[serene python]

They're gonna make more with the scouring sequel series

iirc most plot threads are relevant at one point

[astral basin]

Tbf
The Horus Heresy
Is the leading to AND actual events
With a dozen different viewpoints of what happened

[serene python]

You'll come out of it wanting to strangle everyone involved with writing John Grammaticus

[ripe tangle]

I come out of most things wanting to strangle people tbf.

just ask Licht

[serene python]

Me too.

[astral basin]

My friend came out the wound strangling himself

Hes mostly fine

[serene python]

That's badass

[ripe tangle]

is he a little slow?

[astral basin]

Bit of a freak

Maybe

[ripe tangle]

[astral basin]

We make the joke that hes gonna leave the world the same way he came in

Whether its freaky or dark depends on the day

[serene python]

I think A Thousand Sons is really good on its own for reading if you have decent general knowledge of the tsons and swolves

[astral basin]

red headed emo sack of potatoes that he is

Love ksons
Hate tzeench and what happened to them overall

[ripe tangle]

who would win in a fight? any Space Marine Chapter (loyalist or chaos it doesnt matter) vs a named Ultramarine written by Matt Ward?

[serene python]

tbf the ward stuff is far behind us at this point, the setting is way different than it was 10 years ago

[ripe tangle]

true...'

[astral basin]

Matt ward doesnt blow himself that hard
Usually
Maybe a virus bomb
…fuck hell write a virus bomb and a heroic escape

[serene python]

Yeah but he turned a grey knight baby carrier into a fucked up flesh puppet and that was really funny

[somber stream]

I skimmed that, thought it was a gay knight baby

[serene python]

After vaporizing the other two dreadknights instantly

[ripe tangle]

LICHT

[somber stream]

What, i said i skimmed it

[serene python]

I'm also a gay knight baby

[ripe tangle]

[astral basin]

Gray knights get shafted so hard
Supposed to be an elite inquisition level unit that happens to be astartes shaped
Nope.

[serene python]

The grey knights have always sucked

[obtuse oak]

Not exactly how it works

[serene python]

They got drip though, cannot deny that

[obtuse oak]

The starting 5 novels or so are one continuous story

[somber stream]

"Sister! I need your blood to-"
^My only knowledge about Grey knight

[somber stream]

ONE?

[obtuse oak]

After that the narrative diverges into a lot of different plots

That focus on different factions and characters

During the same timeframe

[serene python]

If I had general image privs I'd post the terrifying image that is the horus heresy reading guide

[astral basin]

Lmao

[obtuse oak]

Yeah, you meet Horus and the Luna Wolves and some key characters and you see the events that lead up to his fall to Chaos, that's told in a linear fashion

[serene python]

Looking at it makes me feel like I'm gonna start seeing amygdalas from Bloodborne outside my window

[obtuse oak]

Then it goes bananas and all over the place

[ripe tangle]

how long would it take to sit there and read the entirety of every novel, attempting to read as much as humanly possible for each sitting before completely losing your mind?

[obtuse oak]

It's not where I would start with someone new to reading about 40k

For one, the whole thing takes place in the wrong era

[ocean widget]

about 15 minutes i'd say

[serene python]

Horus Heresy is for the certified Freaks

[fallen abyss]

the audiobook:

[somber stream]

You don't say

[astral basin]

This is why i jump on any alternative when someone says “horus heresy or x?”
Ive heard the rumors…

[somber stream]

Nw i have a plasma

[obtuse oak]

Horus Heresy is 30k instead of 40k

[ripe tangle]

we all have plasma, it's an important component for our blood.

[serene python]

Horus Heresy does also have its own sister tabletop game to 40k, if I had someone around me who would also play it with me I'd get into it

[ripe tangle]

unless of course you have a primary immunodeficiency

in which case you might not

[ocean widget]

post it in #zealot-class

[ripe tangle]

but otherwise, the rest of us do.

[somber stream]

Horse heresy is for when i'm 35, loaded with money and time. Sounds like something to binge for years

[serene python]

Done

[somber stream]

Am a healthy human bean

[serene python]

Idk I'd ask a doctor

[obtuse oak]

Excellent

Eisenhorn trilogy leads into the Ravenor trilogy featuring his former apprentice. This then sets up the third Bequin trilogy, aka Eisenhorn vs Ravenor

Two books of that trilogy are published, the third is waiting in the wings

[serene python]

Eisenhorn trilogy is peak fiction every 40k fan should experience

[obtuse oak]

The ending of the second book will probably make you more curious about 30k because it references some old ass character

[somber stream]

So Eisenhorn> Raven > Bequin

[obtuse oak]

That could be an impetus to read the HH

If you're still interested at the end of all of that

[obtuse oak]

Yeah

[somber stream]

.. not really

We'll see

Thanks for the recc Hank

[obtuse oak]

Same author who wrote Eisenhorn also wrote Gaunt's Ghosts, which is a standalone 40k series about an Imperial Guard regiment called the Tanith First and Only

That series is also absolute PEAK

[serene python]

Mandatory reading for anyone who likes imperial guard imo

And of course. The Ciaphus Cain series.

[obtuse oak]

Yeah if you think the Veteran personalities or Morrow in this game are fun, that series is crammed full of dudes exactly like that

[somber stream]

Oh i've read Cain

I'm waiting for that Yarrick book set later this year

If it's under 150e

[serene python]

Reading the actual 40k literature is a good way to purify yourself from the fanon brainrot that permeates the community

[tacit geode]

Also the author of those books wrote the lore for this game

That's another fun one

[serene python]

Yeah

Abnett rules

[sullen robin]

only things iv read so far was shattered legions it had some good ups and downs

[tacit geode]

But the dialogue was done by Matt Ward who has had his controversies

Some his fault some not.

[serene python]

I thought it was a different guy also named Matt Ward

[somber stream]

Matting his Ward i see

[obtuse oak]

No it's the Matt Ward

[serene python]

Huh.

Neat.

[obtuse oak]

He also helps with the VO direction

[serene python]

Everyone loves to hate ward for writing invincible ultramarines who can beat anyone but also call space marine 2 peak

[obtuse oak]

Some of the VAs talked about that

[serene python]

That's cool actually, tbh he does a good job then, voice direction is extremely important and goes underappreciated

[tacit geode]

Which wasn't even his fault he was writing codex ultramarines that got changed to codex space marines

Now the grey Knights

That was him.

[serene python]

Yeah

I just think pointing out hypocritical fan groupthink is really funny

[orchid skiff]

I heard a boom outside and then my pc restarted itself...

[serene python]

I am clearly very intelligent.

[fallen tree]

are you referring to that 4panel comic? because i think about it all the time

i am very intelligent!

[serene python]

lol I might have subconsciously

we should improve the imperium somewhat

shot

[fallen tree]

😬

[stuck wasp]

He also voice one of the Guardsmen iirc

[serene python]

HUH

That's insane actually

[astral basin]

Oh oh! Let me try!
Horus did nothing wrong!

[somber stream]

Oh i know that one, Geh doch rüber lmao

[obtuse oak]

A guard on the mourningstar, mind you

Not the Veteran personalities

[astral basin]

I wish i can have ksons and death guard wo the chaos
I also wish i can ksons without such heavy mummy iconography but. Eh.

[serene python]

Orchestrating the burning of prospero by giving leman Russ false orders was justified because the tsons are nerds

[serene python]

Get into 30k tsons they're insanely cool looking

The cherry metallic red they sport looks so damn good

[wooden creek]

It's not just helping, he's the Voice Director period

[astral basin]

Ah silly lemon. It was just a joke.

[wooden creek]

And handles the casting

[wintry fog]

The emperor caused almost every problem plaguing mankind 🍵

/spicy

[serene python]

Yeah

That's just a fact

[obtuse oak]

Even better

I wasn't sure if he was the only one

[wooden creek]

Probably explains why the banter is pretty good, you got the same guy writing the stuff, selecting the voice actors and directing the recordings

[coarse tree]

Tony Stark was the cause of and the cure to all the problems in the marvel universe up until he died.

[astral basin]

Horus said glass of juice not- oh i forgot thats a bad joke

[little marten]

Fun little trivial for you all I actually did the voice acting for Sefoni

[stuck wasp]

And he was so for Vt2 (think for 1 he wasn't officially that yet)

[obtuse oak]

There's a shark by name of Ola who also works with VO, he was on a Fatshark stream at least once, but I looked at the credits and he's part of the "VO design" team. Whatever that means.

[little marten]

Does the audio mixing perhaps?

[wooden creek]

I think FS handles a lot more of the enemies

and VO design is probably how to ensure the lines stand out from each other

[little marten]

Audio mixing is probably one of the worst parts of my job I hate it

[obtuse oak]

What do you do?

[little marten]

Great question lol

[stuck wasp]

Think VO is more about implementing the voices into the game (so for example the voice lines pitching due to specific masks and such) rather than the VA directions

[wintry fog]

I'd be interested in hearing this analysis, as far as I knew he was only responsible for Ultron

[little marten]

Content Manager is think is the term

[obtuse oak]

Oh my girlfriend does that

[astral basin]

Tony was the catalyst for his enemies in his own series
Rival weapons tech, another rival weapons tech that used one of his dads engineers
Ultron ofc

[obtuse oak]

For an e-learning platform

[little marten]

Twinsies!

Oh that sounds kinda similar then, like she makes all the guide videos and marketing materials / copy?

[somber stream]

Marketing here

[serene python]

Goodnight chat

[ocean widget]

@serene python

[serene python]

You didn't see that

[obtuse oak]

She doesn't have to do the audio mixing though, they have a studio team for that. She handles the actual course layout and content presentation as seen on the webpage.

[astral basin]

…the different levels of “you want fries with that” in here…

[obtuse oak]

But she does direct the recordings of the video material

[wintry fog]

ah kk

[obtuse oak]

And finds the specialists who write and present the courses

What kind of content do you manage?

[little marten]

Sounds awesome tbh, does she enjoy it?

[amber delta]

how to scare 40k fan in one sentence: Matt Ward Grey Knights

[little marten]

White label software! I won’t go into too much detail because it would narrow things down but in the CX space pretty much

[obtuse oak]

She used to but she got too good at it and then she gets bored. ADHD genius so it's on to the next thing hihi

[serene python]

I never cared about matt wards lore crimes because I never cared about loyalist space marines

Ok goodnight for real

[obtuse oak]

She was a Latin and Ancient Greek teacher previously

[little marten]

Damnnnn

[amber delta]

goodnight dog

[obtuse oak]

Ok let me Google these terms lol

[little marten]

Born to educate

[little marten]

We make a software that’s sold to bigger companies who sell it as their own

[obtuse oak]

Yeah right now she's looking to get into like... education consultancy in the broadest sense. Help education institutions improve their methods and systems

CX = content experience?

[astral basin]

Iron man 3, tony is acting dumb and someone takes advantage
Civil war, tony is being a dick

[little marten]

Customer experience

[obtuse oak]

Ah okay

[little marten]

Inbound call centre kinda stuff

[obtuse oak]

I had no idea white label software existed

That is hilarious???

[little marten]

NOT the dodgy ones that call you

[obtuse oak]

Yeah I worked that inbound job for a good few years

A few ISPs, the national blood bank

[little marten]

It’s quite sad because the people at the top of the tree actually making the software being used do make it for the comfort and benefit of the agents lol.. it’s just the companies that turn the profession into a meat grinder

[obtuse oak]

I had the fortune of working for an ISP that actually invested in customer service

That was a good job

[wintry fog]

So not cumcast

[little marten]

Based

[obtuse oak]

No, something Dutch. They don't exist anymore, the corporate meatgrinder crushed them eventually

Acquired and subsumed by a bigger ISP

[little marten]

We actually have quite a few Dutch clients lol maybe you might have seen our software rebranded before

I say our as if I did anything for it lol

[glossy shore]

Hestia keep wanting to touch my Veteran- she says its about sharing a blessing or something...

But I dunno...

[shy panther]

man my job must be doing something really wrong, or something really right

second week and i havent received a singular customer service call

[obtuse oak]

So you help make content that markets the software to clients or what?

[obtuse oak]

Lol what's your position?

[obtuse oak]

She'll share some blessings with you alright

[wintry fog]

Hadron keeps talking about 'teasing forth' blessings.
I made a complaint to HR and they had me beaten cut me all over my body

[glossy shore]

Look my Veteran is...flattered...

but she's not interested!

[little marten]

Yeah B2B essentially so it’s either showing telecom companies our new shit or doing like dozens of guides on how to navigate it when they do set up and how to use it - I unfortunately have to do everything from script to recording to audio for all of it - if I’m a good boy I get to do copywriting too but because I enjoy that the most it gets done very quickly so it’s back to the video making gulag

[obtuse oak]

A complaint to HR on the Mourningstar means a meeting with Morrow who gives you a steely eyed stare and says "Don't like it? Kill yourself."

[shy panther]

customer specialist

[glossy shore]

Besides...with all the beasts of nurgle that devour her...I wouldn't imagine anyone wanting to touch my Veteran-

[shy panther]

TLDR : tumble dryers going up in flames

[obtuse oak]

Oh that's pretty demanding

[shy panther]

im the person that tells them to "unplug the damn thing"

[wintry fog]

Telling Morrow to his face that his behavior is problematic

[little marten]

ADHD brain means I try to get it done on my office days so I can sit here and shitpost my work from home days

[obtuse oak]

I'm not surprised you like writing copy based on your endlessly creative comments in here

[wintry fog]

https://tenor.com/view/big-city-greens-bill-green-spacecation-big-city-greens-movie-outer-space-gif-8425306614442560280

[obtuse oak]

🤝

[little marten]

Now I have to be careful but something infinitely more interesting is my gf’s job

[obtuse oak]

I do master data management and I also power through my tickets on office days so I can slack off at home hihi

[little marten]

Baseeed

[glossy shore]

Oi oi oi

What is this heresy

NURGLE GAMER?!

[little marten]

Thing is you’re probably high quality and fast at it, it’s just the pretend culture of always being bogged down (some people are ofc)

[little marten]

Hey x

[obtuse oak]

Yeah my overall output is good, always on top of things. I just don't need 40 hours a week to do this job

Sure is nice to get paid that much though

[little marten]

You get paid for your availability 👑

[obtuse oak]

Fortunately the culture in my team is pretty relaxed. We do a lot of yapping and banter while we're in the office too and our manager lets us

But what was this about your gf's job

Oh wow!

[little marten]

And then shat the bed and cut ties

[obtuse oak]

Yeah that was a fucking mess

[half sage]

Warhammer 40,000: travel the space, conquer psychic powers, enhance human body to perfection, cheat death, produce insanely powerful weapons of destruction, technological supremacy, etc
Darktide: Flashlight? Best I can do is 1 lumen that lights up like 20cm in front of you so you cant see shit

[stuck wasp]

Good, force Larian out of doing BG4 (which tbf wasn't something they seemed to be wanting to do anyway)

[obtuse oak]

Hold on now. The major themes of 40k are ignorance, technological incompetence and general moral decay

The Imperium is the pathetic remnant of a human civilisation that was one billion times better at any of this than they are

[ocean widget]

WOTC im guessing

[obtuse oak]

The Mechanicus doesn't understand most of the technology that it maintains

[half sage]

That does not justify how we cant have a fucking torchlight on our head or armor.. (we do but its effectiveness is like 20cm)

[obtuse oak]

Science is dead

[obtuse oak]

I needed to correct your interpretation of 40k first

[half sage]

Fair enough

[tacit geode]

I mean it does when your scientists are all literal idiots

[obtuse oak]

As for Darktide, yes I would agree that giving everyone a better flashlight and giving all the weapons with flashlight a new special action would be better

[little marten]

It’s crazy how these insanely big fish companies work tho they are ruthless on another level

[obtuse oak]

Do you know the specific why and how of how WotC fucked up the Larian relationship?

[ocean widget]

i think it was related to BG3 dlc at least

[little marten]

more

[ocean widget]

lucky sod
tell us if ya can

[obtuse oak]

👀

[little marten]

Just that really think it was a case of wanting more

[obtuse oak]

Oh

Like that

[ocean widget]

oh

[stuck wasp]

It was mostly that Larian didn't wanted to do more DnD stuff rn.
But happened at the same time that Hasbro had don't something shitty, so people conflated the 2

[obtuse oak]

And Larian was like "we're good actually" and WOTC went nuclear?

[ocean widget]

yeah thats why i assumed it was related to dlc
cus why wouldnt WOTC want dlc to be made for a huge game

[little marten]

Yeah they had massive layoffs around that time as well

Because they over invested in media during covid

[stuck wasp]

Not that we know of, Wotc didn't say anything bad about Larian

[little marten]

And instead of adapting to obviously less media consumption worldwide decided to scrap a large portion of their media teams

[ocean widget]

just because publicly shit isnt said doesnt mean it isnt said privately

plus svens pinkerton comments at the game awards

[obtuse oak]

The inability of big corporations to grow sustainably is so fucking dumb

[upper parcel]

"Fixed a server crash which could happen during intense combat."

Intense combat still making my game freeze up and then lose connection.

[ocean widget]

that was a joke right nurgle?

right?

[little marten]

It won’t have Nicki Minaj lol

[ocean widget]

oh thank fuck

i mean they had a fortnite crossover so it wouldnt surprise me

[little marten]

Yeah something like that with putting a shit tonne of other franchises into the game

[analog marsh]

That's what happens when greedy idiots are put at the top.

[keen rampart]

Dakka Dakka Dakka

[amber delta]

Larian dropping dev tools for the public despite wotc saying no was so based

[blissful kiln]

they didn't do that

there is no proper toolkit, all you can do with the larian version is add models and abilities and tinker with classes and maybe enemy AI

2 years since release and there isn't a single quest mod

[amber delta]

its a modding toolkit

[blissful kiln]

a castrated one

so WotC got exactly what they wanted

[analog marsh]

Imagine Larian with Elder Scrolls license.

I really doubt Bethesda making TES6 will be any good if Starflop is any indication.

[amber delta]

lets be honest whens the last time bethesda made a good game

[stuck wasp]

I want a DOS3

[analog marsh]

Maybe Fallout 4 or Skyrim, although after they patched them a billion times.

[amber delta]

yeah I'm thinking Skyrim, I still believe FO4 is a shit game

[analog marsh]

FO4 would of been a good game if New Vegas didn't exist. Although Obsidian is dogshit now as well, so can't get them to make anything good.

[wooden creek]

https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/17864?tab=description yeah there is

[amber delta]

FO4 would be good if it had functioning dialogue choices and character perks that are not thoroughly castrated

[wooden creek]

There aren't MANY quest mods, but there are quest mods

[analog marsh]

Yeah the dialogue system may as well not exist, since it rarely does anything. It's basically choose a normal, sarcastic or rude response.

But the outcomes don't even change.

like wtf is the point of choosing dialogue if it doesn't mean anything.

may as well be a telltale game at that point

[amber delta]

npc offers quest
say no
npc says okay but if you change your mind heres where you should go
quest appears in your journal anyway

[analog marsh]

yeah lol

[tired steeple]

I have so many issues with 4

[obtuse oak]

FO4 is alright

[tired steeple]

It’s just also not very satisfying to play

[blissful kiln]

This questline starts as soon as you enter the shadowlands, a quest item will be spawned inside your inventory with information on the next steps of the quest.

[tired steeple]

Nothing has much oomf or impact

[blissful kiln]

[tired steeple]

I’m not roleplaying a character

[blissful kiln]

"quest"

[analog marsh]

It's good for loot goblins and explorers I guess, but bad for roleplayers.

[astral basin]

Nicki minaj in call of duty? Ludicrous!
Oh wait…

[tired steeple]

I’m pretty excited for bloodlines 2

Why that

Why is he pregnant

And on a wheelchair

[blissful kiln]

asking the real questions

[astral basin]

Im excited for bloodborne 2

And for it to be an xbox release

[amber delta]

it's alright in a "I can walk around wasteland and shoot some silly guns for a bit" way

certainly not what I expect out of a FO game

[astral basin]

How i felt about fo76

[tired steeple]

Something funny I saw was people wanting gta6 on ps4 lol

[blissful kiln]

I played GTA6 10 years ago

it said so on the disk

[astral basin]

Crashing the game with an automatic mirv fatboy had some charm to it

[analog marsh]

💥 🔥 GTA6 on PS4 be like 🔥 💥

[tired steeple]

Yeah exactly

[mighty fractal]

does block effeciency reduce cost of push ?

[tired steeple]

I believe so

[astral basin]

Gta6 took so long it had to be released on ps6 despite being specced for ps5

[tired steeple]

We got the cure for cancer before gta6

[astral basin]

Man imagine
“Gta6 is peak”
“I dont see it grampa. It doesnt support holonet action”
“You damn kids wouldn’t understand art”

[blissful kiln]

GTA7 will be AI generated

and you can use your own city for it

[astral basin]

Gta7, made by ai. For ai

[analog marsh]

I'd be lucky if my current 2019 gaming PC can run GTA 6 at 60fps on low settings.

It's probably going to be insane to run well, unless rockstar has performed some kind of dark magic on the optimisation, like we talking DOOM 2016 running at 1000fps levels of optimisation needed.

[astral basin]

Youll need a 2022/2023 setup.

[amber delta]

best I can do is smooth 25fps with framegen and AI upscaling

[stuck wasp]

Iirc there is a Descent to Avernus project mod

[astral basin]

Best i can do is hope my console doesnt crash trying to load it

Skyrim on the 360
Was pain

[amber delta]

any bets how much gta6 is gonna cost

[astral basin]

Disc destroyed bc of the overload the console went through

[astral basin]

140

Base

[elder hare]

if it comes out 2026 then 69.99

[astral basin]

Bull

[elder hare]

any later then 79.99

[amber delta]

honestly I doubt it will be less than 100

[analog marsh]

There is one good thing though, GTA6 isn't using ue5, it's using their own custom engine iirc, so that should help a lot with performance since ue5 games basically always run like trash and it's the engines fault usually.

[amber delta]

they know they can charge whatever they feel like

[astral basin]

OH BTW for some odd reason the xbox series consoles went up $200 this year
5 years after release like wtf

[elder hare]

same reason the switch 1 got more expensive with the release of the switch 2

we're runnin outta cobalt and gold

[astral basin]

Oml

Were it that the world recycled efficiently

[analog marsh]

Yeah, go dig through the garbage dump, there's plenty of gold and cobalt in there, just got to find it.

[elder hare]

cost vs effort, you're right but it's a multi-billion dollar investment just to get the labor needed to recycle old electronics, it's why all these phone companies are willing to buy "any condition phones"

so long as you bring it in

[analog marsh]

Yeah but they'll have to do that eventaully, the earth has finite resources. It's also not likely to be efficient to go mine other planets and transport them back to earth for a long time either.

[stuck wasp]

The moment we get to be able to mine from outside earth, it would only be sensible to mine in the asteroid belt

[rigid peak]

Be spooked now.

[stuck wasp]

Other planets would have issues, gravity (both landing and leaving), mining in harsh environment

[elder hare]

good news is we found bacteria poop on Mars

[analog marsh]

Yeah I suppose, but even mining asteroid belts would cost more then it's worth to do, like our space craft need to be hundreds, if not thousands of times better and more efficient to make something like that viable to do on a regular basis.

our spacecraft we have now are basically in the stone age and we need to advance to the next age.

[amber delta]

build Ishimura

[zealous cipher]

we getting close to 40k

[somber stream]

An Aeldari Sister of Battle and a Black Templar walk into a bar with their child

[amber delta]

whose bar is it

[somber stream]

No name, it's owned by a Drukhari on Holy Terra

[amber delta]

so their child is the owner?

[somber stream]

🚬

[elder merlin]

[cunning adder]

Is it even possible to play havoc

There are no lobbies

[zealous cipher]

Good morning

[cunning adder]

maybe there is two and they dont let you in lol

[zealous cipher]

I cant find lobbies for the lowest difficulty sometimes

Like am i the only new player trying to do campaign 7?

[tacit geode]

Probably

[fallen abyss]

Its still early

[tender horizon]

Host one

[fallen abyss]

People hop on at later hours

Theres usually like 6 - 7 lobbies and or LFGs on discord

[zealous cipher]

Dosent that depend on servers?

[fallen abyss]

I suppose, where are you then?

[zealous cipher]

Europe

Eastern

[fair bridge]

you're connecting to the server region closest to you by default (ideally)

so if it's early for you then it's early for people in your region

also important to consider how many players are even in your server region

[zealous cipher]

Its 4pm and i was trying yesterday at 7pm

[fair bridge]

probably not a lot of players over there then man

could try connecting to another server

do that through the mission terminal menu

[little marten]

It’s 2pm

[fallen abyss]

Yeah its so early lol

People are at work and or getting off school, I am rn matter of fact

[obtuse oak]

Remember that anyone doing the campaign is also split up by difficulty

You may all be missing each other by queuing for something else

[fair bridge]

plus players can now choose to opt out of queueing into campaign missions

[fallen abyss]

It always almost seems to turn on after I turn the game off

[fair bridge]

yeah same here

it's like those bugs from the closed beta where your input settings wouldn't save

they never learn

[fallen abyss]

I wonder if my bug report has been looked at yet

My phone doesnt support the browser so I cant check

[fair bridge]

da email

[fallen abyss]

Oh true

[fair bridge]

my professor said i have a voice for writing 🥺

[elder merlin]

Time Stranger comes out friday, should i cave and get it?

[zealous cipher]

I just gave up and staryed to quick queue

[tribal hazel]

can we add a gorrilla to the game?

i think itd be neat

[stuck wasp]

Do they exist in the setting

[tribal hazel]

yea

[elder merlin]

Beastman when?

[stuck wasp]

Do they ? Orang outang sure, but I don't remember Gorilla ever appearing anywhere

[tribal hazel]

they're in my heart

i am mostly being silly but as long as nothing denies it

[obtuse oak]

We already have gorilla

[tribal hazel]

40k beastmen 😍

but more gorilla

[obtuse oak]

Have you seen the Ogryns posture? Practically knuckledraggers

[tribal hazel]

hmmmm true

[lilac crag]

ehhhhh

I don't think they could be knuckledraggers

[plucky pine]

so do people think its problematic that you can't see plasma gunners firing thru bomber fire, flamer fire, tox gas, etc?

or am I just bad? I accept both

[civic otter]

just bought inquisitor martyr

[civic otter]

they will get some form of indicator soon, team is coming up with ideas

[jaunty path]

Almost everyone is complaining.

[civic otter]

imo it's not the end of the world but it does not make much sense enemy design wise. how will you have someone like sniper be the standard for long distance damage type of enemy, and then come up with plasma gunners the way they were

it's more the inconsistency of design than the enemy himself that bothers me

[obtuse oak]

Yeah a little

I want a bigger muzzle flash for them

Like the sniper

[ocean widget]

dont worry
trappers do the same thing

[plucky pine]

I saw the update was supposed to make them more visible but it didn't at all for me

[blissful kiln]

you're also supposed to react to a sound cue

[obtuse oak]

No the update didn't add new visuals afaik

[plucky pine]

trappers have a sound cue tho at least, I can accept I'm just bad at that

[blissful kiln]

but it's bored rn afaik

borked

[plucky pine]

there's a sound cue??

[obtuse oak]

They said that they're working on a solution for a better visual and audio cue

Not that the hotfix contains one

[orchid skiff]

voice message

say hi i'm mallo

[thick coyote]

Rip Plasma Gunner

You went from unfairly challenging

To 🛌

[amber delta]

bitching community once again ruins a challenge

[tacit geode]

Plasma gunner killed because of woke

[blissful kiln]

reddit will still prob complain about their Cara heads

[elder hare]

inb4 plasma gunners visual queues get cranked up to 11 and they flashbang rooms they walk through

[crimson wing]

Bro someone on Reddit is shit talking you

[lethal jasper]

Oh no

Anyways

[signal wraith]

That's like someone in a third world country hating you

[elder hare]

wait youre serious? let me laugh harder

[orchid skiff]

it is our duty

[crimson wing]

They said "(Hank) also makes a lot of bad builds and can’t take criticism, not a good guy" is this real?????

[lethal jasper]

Imagine having a reddit or twitter account. Couldn’t be me

[orchid skiff]

yeah that's my comment

[crimson wing]

OMG 😱

[obtuse oak]

yes i send everyone who criticizes me straight to the gulag

[final herald]

One time I caught hank doin the griddy

[crimson wing]

You muted me for spamming patchie copypasta once so yeah u suck

[orchid skiff]

off with his head

we have been oppressed long enough

[final herald]

Only hank was able to curb the menance that is unsurpervised r*wdy

[signal wraith]

Hank touched me once

[fluid otter]

Hank sold me fent

[signal wraith]

Classic hank

[orchid skiff]

I saw Hank at a grocery store (Jumbo) in the Netherlands yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[fair bridge]

[next iris]

Can't use hyphens anymore??

oh they banned vladimir

https://tenor.com/view/dune-oil-spice-baron-baron-harkonnen-gif-2364144396202172725

and you can bypass with vIadimir

[fiery oasis]

Guys how does the special attack of arbites shock maul work

[obtuse oak]

less damage and cleave in exchange for more stagger, triggers the electrocute on staggered enemies consistently? more easily? unsure on the specifics

good against the tankier crushers, you can stun them in place with a DoT

[blissful kiln]

wdym?

[minor narwhal]

wait is that the entirety of fatshark online right now

[elder hare]

prolly CM training

[ember nimbus]

it gives them the big shock too if they are already electrocuted

[next iris]

didn't let me create a character named "Baron-Vladimir"

[little marten]

!

Ok gimme the rundown is trauma staff good now

[obtuse oak]

it was good the whole time, wdym

[hoary stone]

where can i find what cleave, rending, impact ,power str are on melee weapons? does cleave increase cleave range or cleave damage ? what is impact versus rending on shovel

[little marten]

It didn’t seem to do any damage for me

[minor narwhal]

trauma and inferno have always been good basically

[next iris]

what level were you

[obtuse oak]

this information is unfortunately not available ingame but there's probably a guide somewhere, 1 sec

[little marten]

Trauma like the big circle one ye?

[minor narwhal]

circle

[obtuse oak]

that's why a lot of people run warp nexus/blazing spirit on it

[blissful kiln]

Fatshark hates redheads

[obtuse oak]

then it staggers everything and sets the whole world on fire

[little marten]

I see I see so it’s a build issue

[next iris]

Oh, i didn't think of that.

I assumed it was because dickwads calling themselves vladimir putin

[thick coyote]

The secret is in the circle
Anything outside of it takes like 3 dmg

[blissful kiln]

banning one of the most common slavic names just for that is peak cringe

[analog marsh]

cleave increases how much enemies you can hit through, impact increases stagger, rending reduces armor modifiers (you do more damage to armored enemies), str increases damage, impact and cleave.

[blissful kiln]

but then Mister E is also banned

so who the fuck knows what goes on in the morbidly obese fish's head

[obtuse oak]

yeah the center of the explosion does decent damage but the main reason why trauma is good is the enormous amount of control

[little marten]

I’m an exceptionally simple man

Damage > crowd control

[blissful kiln]

trauma also spreads warpfire

[minor narwhal]

fatshark is an anomalous entity

[blissful kiln]

and with brittle, it kills clumps of crushers easily

[obtuse oak]

right, but you can build your trauma and your psyker in such a way that you do a lot of damage and get all the control

blazing spirit trauma is a staple of psyker warpfire builds

[orchid skiff]

send a voice message don't make me call u

[fair bridge]

to who

[tawny gorge]

[orchid skiff]

me

[vocal hawk]

petah the horus is here

[fair bridge]

cough cough my throat is sore from uh fuckin uhh gay shit

[tawny gorge]

you suck shmeat?

how much for 3 hours of shmeat sucking

[fair bridge]

what the fuck is shmeat

[rough crest]

i find it funny that space marine 2 modders are desprate for content that they made a astra militarum playable
its called darktide

[vocal summit]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[fair bridge]

that sounds like some shit those idiots from achievement hunter would say back in 2008

[elder hare]

except you dont dc in space marine

[vocal hawk]

they’re asking if you suck cock

[tawny gorge]

are you stupid?

[fair bridge]

this aggression will not stand

i'm an alpha god damn it

[tawny gorge]

you're a stupid poopoo head

[fair bridge]

thief

i'm trying to make a build here sweetheart shush

[tawny gorge]

shmeat sucking build

[orchid skiff]

i actually stole it twice for some reason

i added it to 2 servers

[fair bridge]

very classy

[tawny gorge]

space wolves sticker pack

[weak beacon]

Furry legion

[jaunty path]

Thinking about how some ppl got 16 hours average in vr chat

[orchid skiff]

idk where i would be in life without my friend's server
everyone has perms
but all the stickers are mine

[jaunty path]

People are awake for 16 hours a day bruh

[tawny gorge]

your kind doesnt get to be represented within the imperium of man

[orchid skiff]

she never complained so i guess it's ok

[jaunty path]

They are literally living in vr

[weak beacon]

I’m not really one of those things

[jaunty path]

U r furry

You are loona dog

[weak beacon]

Nuh

[tawny gorge]

whats up with furries trying to convince people they're not furries

[jaunty path]

Gay hell dog

[orchid skiff]

holy shit she has 94 animated emojis and 64 emojis open

this is gonna be all mine

[tawny gorge]

like fool no one is being convinced

[jaunty path]

Because they know

If they're exposed

They will be revealed...

[tawny gorge]

[orchid skiff]

They will be leashed

[jaunty path]

To be gay furries...

[tawny gorge]

number 2

[blissful kiln]

stealing stickers is a federal crime

[blissful kiln]

I stole your wheelchair mpreg emoji

[amber delta]

[weak beacon]

I’m bored

[jaunty path]

Same

[elder hare]

hi bored im dad

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna make breakfast

[vocal hawk]

oi be a good little varlet innit

[amber delta]

hi dad im mpregnant

[vocal hawk]

many such cases

[weak beacon]

My father….. oh right he left nvm

[amber delta]

yeah we know, otherwise you wouldnt be a furry

[vocal hawk]

boiii ts so tuff 💀💀💀💀💀

[tawny gorge]

we know stop bringing it up it won't make him come back

matter of fact i'll go kill him

[tawny gorge]

so you never get to meet him again

[weak beacon]

Go for it

[tawny gorge]

matter of fact i'll kill your future sons and daughters

so you dont get the chance to abbandon them

[jaunty path]

I mean Loona is canonically fatherless. Ignoring blitzo

[weak beacon]

Okay nightlord

[jaunty path]

So it matches

DID SOMEONE SAY NIGHTLORDS

[tawny gorge]

get the fuck outta here

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/night-lord-warhammer-40k-space-marine-jamiroquai-virtual-insanity-gif-5727239661190188429

[tawny gorge]

no a nightlord would have enslaved you

i dont do that

[tawny gorge]

you steal gifs that you can't even post

[jaunty path]

Dawg I got this outta tenor lol

[tawny gorge]

I POSTED IT BEFORE YOU

THEREFORE

YOU SAW YOU STOLE

[jaunty path]

FUCK YOU

[jaunty path]

PEELS OFF YOUR SKIN

[tawny gorge]

hot

[tawny gorge]

why is this called modern gaming

[amber delta]

because it's from a modern game

[blissful kiln]

duh

at least someone is smart round here

[tawny gorge]

adding both of you to the nazis that have to be killed list

[orchid skiff]

i'm still clear

rip bozos

[weak beacon]

This is the will of the sex or whatever judge dredd guy says

[amber delta]

sex mentioned

[vocal hawk]

will of the legs

[weak beacon]

Dammit thats actually good why didn’t I think of that

[blissful kiln]

Goonbites

the Sex is the Sex

[thick coyote]

Dura Sex Sed Sex

[jaunty path]

I have an amazing fucking idea

[thick coyote]

Sex is hard but it's sex

[jaunty path]

Abdl Astartes

[thick coyote]

💀

[amber delta]

amazing-fucking idea or amazing fucking-idea

[jaunty path]

Its whatever

Anyway

If the Emperor wears diapers. As astartes should too

What should we name the chapter

[weak beacon]

Poopshitters

[vocal hawk]

space marine furry inflation chapter

[jaunty path]

Thinking about things.

If only I could relay my thoughts to others telepathically

I should be hired at gw

[vocal hawk]

gay space marine chapter

[hazy kestrel]

You gotta try harder spark ‘ead

[vocal summit]

Looking for guy in the U.S. who can assist me for simple matter, I’m willing to provide compensation.

[vocal hawk]

sex

this guy wants sex

[outer jasper]

man

[arctic escarp]

??

[amber delta]

what's this simple matter

[brave steppe]

I used the lfg channels but doubt ill get anyone would people be up to join a rolling steel private game with me to do the just a flesh wound pennance itll take like 12 minutes max

[tawny gorge]

they dont stay loyalists

[blissful kiln]

5000$ in Ordo Dockets in advance

[narrow ledge]

FIX 4 HIT CAP ON CHAIN AXE

[shy sandal]

Mandated Edict.

Terror and Death

[thick coyote]

It got fixed (on the mk12)

[amber delta]

grok is this true?

[shy panther]

Adept Assassin has to be some sort of torture

[floral ermine]

so this is why horde clear felt easier on mk12

damn

i had more fun with 4 tho cause it just eats single targets alive

[elder merlin]

Gundam

[brave steppe]

Can anyone help with the last private game pennance i need for zealot you can play normally i just need people to go into the game with

[tawny gorge]

Gundam

[elder merlin]

Always liked the Turn X myself

[elder hare]

gundam

[blissful kiln]

Goondumb

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-swag-cat-cute-moves-gif-16543652

[opal prism]

Mmm...I want an ice staff

[somber stream]

Honey! Where's my super suit?!

[delicate vapor]

[tacit geode]

I hope they take a staff away as punishment

[little marten]

Stay humble kings. 24 hour grindset. Sigma isn’t a choice it’s a destiny.

[arctic escarp]

Step one:

SECURE THE KEYS

[vocal summit]

dm

[stuck wasp]

Ice power are quite rare in 40k, Space Wolf and Astropath are the only ones to really show things like that

[drowsy lynx]

Dm: direct mpreg

[neat jewel]

Goddamn dude I'm trying to QUICK PLAY for auric and I can't even find a match 😭

[blissful kiln]

dead gam

[tired steeple]

hello

[brave slate]

Trust the plan. Felinid class release in December will bring back players

[rocky moat]

im kiilling darktide

[fickle obsidian]

GL

HF*

[ancient violet]

Auric has kinda been dead due to people trying to rush the event in lower difficulties

And the new influx of players coming in for the patch

Try a different server

[somber stream]

I asked the Emperor, he said no

[fair bridge]

darktide is bluescreening my pc now wtf

[ancient violet]

First time? 🚬

[fair bridge]

yeah

very weird that they're also having server issues at the same time

[tender horizon]

They've been having server issues since the game released tbf

[fair bridge]

funny

[gilded tusk]

so i heard world, Darktide is on Game pass core now?

[fair bridge]

no, i'm talking about being unable to even select a character

not the funny disconnects or whatever you people experience

i say "you people" because i, a patrician, an alpha, never get disconnected mid-game

there was that one time actually

actually no i think it happened twice

maybe four times

definitely no more than ten times

[gilded tusk]

...

ok

so anyho, We shall welcome those who join us in killing Heretics :>

[fair bridge]

what?

[zenith merlin]

ah yes the felinid, truly a iconic unit in warhammer that gamesworkshop has made countless illustrations and miniatures of

[lilac crag]

[whole glade]

i just watched cod next

camos dont look half bad

[rocky moat]

blows up darktide with mind

[orchid skiff]

@drowsy lynx

[blissful kiln]

goon update

[elder hare]

as killable enemies, lets goooo

[blissful kiln]

Sefoni model update

[fading otter]

Games are such disgusting cash grabs lmao. The fact that they still have a fanbase after removing paid skins from peoples inventories for the next game like 3 different times now even though the games are essentially reskins is just baffling

[fair bridge]

it is dead.........................

[fair bridge]

i made an alternate build https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/a0029988-54e1-4fe6-abb8-34248d5fedb3/kriegsman-enjoyer-exec-stance-version

am i big smart yet

[round mica]

whats going on with servers rn?

[fair bridge]

no idea what you mean, they probably banned you

[whole glade]

just have gamepass

[fair bridge]

they've been permabanning space marine 2 players

[round mica]

well when i selected quickmatch it said failed to sync with 2 players

and now

im in a screen

thatlooks like outer space

[orchid skiff]

aren't kraks nades good now

[fair bridge]

i don't wanna!!!!!! i don't wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[round mica]

id upload a ss of it but this chat doesnt allow it

[orchid skiff]

gimme that udder emoji

post it

[fair bridge]

all they did to krak is give you one more grenade and reduce the fuse time to 1 second

[drowsy lynx]

It's actually one from this server

[fair bridge]

shredder is still goated w/ sauce

[drowsy lynx]

[orchid skiff]

oh

[fair bridge]

[orchid skiff]

oops

[drowsy lynx]

We big milkin

[fair bridge]

krak is fine.......... u can use it...............

[fierce cave]

I'm back from

[elder hare]

udder insanity

[fierce cave]

Something

I don't know

[orchid skiff]

i saw someone spamming kraks in a clip

it looked fun

[fair bridge]

shredder just helps with damaging big groups so killing them with weakspot hits is even easier

[elder merlin]

@languid hazel, i almost did and then i died cause i wasnt fast enough

[orchid skiff]

with crusher hp buff if krak can one shot it would be good

[agile raven]

Mothafuckin' Tim Tams at the Asian Market.

[half sage]

Found a little bug. With Shock Maul if you are sprinting, charge heavy attack and then light attack right after that (basically two overheads) you can hear the sound of the second attack but it doesnt happen

[agile raven]

[lilac crag]

you lot playing?

[elder merlin]

Not darktude, trying to kill the robot on Monster Hunter

Almost did it, was so close, but the rocket spam was crazy and i wasnt fast enough

[lilac crag]

aha, good luck with that ye ole man

you got this

[vocal summit]

v

[fair bridge]

v

[rocky moat]

fatshark has exploded due to its own obesity

[fair bridge]

dont fat shame sharks... ok........

ahahahaha microsoft raised the price of game pass

[rocky moat]

im shark shaming fats

[fair bridge]

less xbox players yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rocky moat]

microsoft try to suck challenge

(instant win)

[orchid skiff]

fuck xbox players

i spit on them

aptui

[fair bridge]

hawk tuah!!

[rocky moat]

hawk tuah

[round mica]

so did their servers, im rubberbanding in the hub area...

[rocky moat]

yeah sorry that was me

[fair bridge]

the amount of ball-busting that takes place when you choose not to use certain talents is mindnumbing to me

havoc is the worst fucking thing they added to this dumbass game

if only vt2 were still popular 😔

[blissful kiln]

weapon pack in 2026
talent rework lvl 15 row E

[fair bridge]

talent rework.................

wat.......................

are they making outcast good ???

[blissful kiln]

OE is absurdly overpowered already

[fair bridge]

i haven't played in a long time

[orchid skiff]

bullet

atatatatatata

[blissful kiln]

I know he had a period where he was bad, but I didn't play back then

he is very very strong rn

[orchid skiff]

i like playing chaos waste

[mellow wraith]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1nvb2iq/the_effects_of_smoke_grenades_on_enemies/ I ran some tests on smoke grenade effects on enemies

Tl;dr:

Reapers, Gunners, Shotgunners, Stalkers, Shooters, Snipers: chuck a smoke at your feet (if you're shooting them), or between you and the enemy (if bonking them). Try not to chuck a smoke directly onto the enemy if you can help it.

Trappers, Hounds, Flamers, Beast of Nurgle: hide in a smoke cloud to force them to get close.

Captains, Rodin: hide inside or behind a smoke cloud to shut down their ranged attacks. Try not to chuck a smoke directly on them, unless you're already in melee with one.

Bombers, Bursters, Mutants, melee enemies, other bosses: don't bother.

Demonhost: REALLY don't bother. Smoke can set off a Demonhost.

[blissful kiln]

I will throw smokes to stagger poxwalkers

[orchid skiff]

I will never use smokes

[fading otter]

“Trappers, Hounds, Flamers, Beast of Nurgle: hide in a smoke cloud to force them to get close” literally all of those enemies except the flamer (which still has to be pretty damn close) have to be like in your face to even attack you anyway lol why waste a smoke to to force them close when they’re comin anyway?

[thick fog]

i think it causes to stagger but very low

Just a little flinch

[fading otter]

Ahhhh

[thick fog]

Though trappers will still net you inside the smoke if you stand to close on them

[heady moth]

the difficulty on this game has increased so much!

[thick fog]

Its peak