general-chat

[celest granite]

Mortis Trials, during wave 1 just camp in a corner and let the horde enemies pile up.

[formal mortar]

Give me some spiked knuckles for my ogryn

[thick fog]

Lot of people are turned off with Ogryn because he feels janky with his movement in comparasion to other humans because how responsive they are
Though if you are to ever learn Ogryn, he can be very fun and powerful class

[formal mortar]

I wanna just punch heretics

[grizzled plover]

Reminder that the Sororitas canonically hate Space Marines for being mutants and laud Ogryns for being pure hearted abhumans

[brave steppe]

Oh ok ty

[surreal ermine]

id love more two handed options for ogryn

[brave steppe]

Ty

[orchid skiff]

I ship them

[rocky moat]

power pckaxe when

[zealous cipher]

yeah i just hate having to deal with like, gunners and snipers and anything ranged.
cause the guns just feel bad on ogryn and they stop me from going bananas on the hordes

[fading otter]

Yeah but they could also have power fists, heavy bolters, auto cannons, etc and then they’d be approaching feeling as interesting as the other classes

[obtuse oak]

all that said though yeah ofc Ogryn is polarising

[uneven ermine]

Chain pickaxe when

[obtuse oak]

you either love being a giant idiot with junk for weapons

or you hate it

[little marten]

Actually that’s probably not a acceptable joke for 2025 I apologise

[obtuse oak]

I love it, but it's not for everyone.

[grizzled plover]

They can't have things they don't use on tabletop

[fading otter]

Fair

[rocky moat]

chain power pickaxe

[elder hare]

if i wanted flesh colored orks i'd just paint them that way

[surreal ermine]

calling the kickback junk smh its beautiful

[obtuse oak]

I think in this case it's GW that says no.

[zealous cipher]

i personally paint my orks purple

[grizzled plover]

Speaking of Orcs I want a Blood Axe class so badly

[thick fog]

Ogryn is back to being a least played class to most people, we are so back to one ogryn on lobbies

[uneven ermine]

I just hate some of their weapons don’t fit the aesthetics of some of the outfits

I have a hive ganger oven but I want to use pickaxe

I want a two handed lead pipe

[little marten]

All this investment into the new power weapon mechanic makes me think the power axe is coming

[elder hare]

cause theyre boring af

[jade stump]

How do u find them after the paintings over

[digital tundra]

Tbf I think they can use autoguns; my issue is how that'd be different from the existing stubbers

[thick fog]

Because you lack the bone head

[obtuse oak]

multi-ogryn lobbies are fun in their own way but I also love being the only ogryn and herding the runts like cats

up you get, boss

[thick fog]

thats the nuke truth

[rocky moat]

i'm unfortunately just not dumb enough to be good at ogryn

[zealous cipher]

i like vet cause gun go brr

[obtuse oak]

true

[surreal ermine]

cant protect the little'uns if everyones a big'un

[obtuse oak]

being good at ogryn requires an exceptionally smooth brain

[little marten]

That’s a fun way of saying “I stand in front of my teams shots”

[zealous cipher]

i should try zealot tho cause he seems like my cuppa tea too

[obtuse oak]

if you are trying to win with high APM then he will be like a weight dragging you down

[grizzled plover]

One ogryn lobbies have 3 hyper competent commandos and (if played right) a feral ogre maneater who can 1v1 a daemonhost

Multi ogryn lobbies have the benny hill theme on repeat

[jade stump]

Bullets slide right off it, perfect for tanking

[obtuse oak]

you need to be so stupid that you only execute one action per second

[thick fog]

When I go ogryn and only one in the lobby I stay in the front of my teammates in the middle of the horde and start bashing

[grizzled plover]

Do not think, ogryn main, just bonk

[thick fog]

Protecc them at all costs

[zealous cipher]

is cadia the only place with special cosmetics?

[obtuse oak]

yes

[grizzled plover]

FOR CADIA

[golden patio]

The comically large Plasma Gunner pack:

[thick fog]

If you mean the eyes yes

[zealous cipher]

also when and why did my name become red

[elder hare]

I'll put it this way, if friendly fire ever made it back no one would play ogryn anymore

[grizzled plover]

I'll bonk those motherfuckers too

[somber stream]

They did not fix the spawn rate

[thick fog]

you now have emded perms

[somber stream]

They did not fix it at all

[orchid skiff]

You are marked for death

[obtuse oak]

did you play the event?

or something else

[somber stream]

If anything, they tripled it

[rocky moat]

it was dyed with the blood of the heretics

[grizzled plover]

False false, magdump me boss the bolter shells explode

[somber stream]

Event yeah

[zealous cipher]

hell yeah

[obtuse oak]

I think the event is different

[vocal hawk]

what is APM

[orchid skiff]

I want to meow

[golden patio]

Its probably the event, I just they fixed a bug that slightly irked me when using VIGIs (Ammo bug) and then actually gave more feedback response to the Plasma Gunners

[obtuse oak]

actions per minute

[grizzled plover]

actions per minute

[thick fog]

Now post your drip, thats the first thing you must do when you get the role

[obtuse oak]

aka gamer talk for "doing a lot of shit as fast as possible"

like knife zealots running around and attacking at the speed of light

[vocal hawk]

do kills matter towards weapon mastery or is it like helldivers

[zealous cipher]

i dont got no drip tho ;-;

[grizzled plover]

When playing any human class you have to continually think about your next action and multitask

[obtuse oak]

anything that gives you rsi

[rocky moat]

my APM is like 12

on psyker

[orchid skiff]

Aka gamer talk for realizing they fucked the game when fixing qq cancel

[grizzled plover]

When playing an ogryn you can patient walk up to a plague ogryn and calmly beat the shit out of him at your own pace

[thick coyote]

This event is shit

[obtuse oak]

psyker oscillates between super high apm and absolute bongobrain sloth apm

depending on loadout

[tacit geode]

Picks event mission that promises more plasma gunners
Look inside
More plasma gunners

What's next fatfish shaking my head

[uneven ermine]

I genuinely believe screaming biggest strongest meanest makes you better

[rocky moat]

true

[surreal ermine]

whenever i swap off ogryn i feel naked when fighting bosses

[obtuse oak]

correct

[surreal ermine]

cant just endlessly brawl with them on my own smh

[vocal hawk]

they should add a night lord oiled up on my bed for the next event

[elder hare]

people never did animation cancel reload slide dodge sidestep backstab and it shows

[mellow wraith]

He has, in fact, come for you

[grizzled plover]

Playing power maul ogryn pre-buff was very funny because I would swing my mace, press the button, swing my mace, press the button, it gave the impression that my ogryn is just taking life at his own pace and chilling out

[thick fog]

Only thing that sucks about the event is being ventilation purge and lights out only

[thick coyote]

All low vis, really?

[jaunty path]

Did you know Labubus were satanic

[obtuse oak]

yes

[thick coyote]

It's all low vis

[elder hare]

2 captains and 3 plasma gunners at once in fog with aimbot through walls was pretty ass

[orchid skiff]

Fatshark says stop playing for 2 weeks

[vocal hawk]

yeah I hate low vis

[rocky moat]

im fighting for my life on the frontlines while my vet is in the back doing this for no fuckin reason

[orchid skiff]

I say ok fatshark

[thick coyote]

I can cope with Lights Out

[grizzled plover]

Honestly playing Ogryn is the same as demoknight if I'm being honest

[thick coyote]

No problem

But fucking Vent Purge

[elder hare]

for the flex and the aura

[thick coyote]

[obtuse oak]

you are right and thats why its based

[thick fog]

Now give a 2H sword to use with bull charge

[mellow wraith]

I actually hated vent purge/lights out mission mods before this event--this event made me turn around my opinion on them lmao

[vocal hawk]

what if instead of the horus heresy it was the labubu heresy

[grizzled plover]

You WILL enjoy the sniper spam

[little marten]

I’m banned from this conversation topic since 2016 family Christmas dinner table

[obtuse oak]

i was there when labubu killed the emperor

[grizzled plover]

Zealot is also playing demoknight. It's two different demoknight playstyles

[thick coyote]

Sniper Spam is funny

[mellow wraith]

Me when low vis maps don't have brutally punishing plasma squads: I hate this

Me when low vis maps have brutally punishing plasma squads: oh this is pretty neat actually

[jaunty path]

I want a labubu

[thick coyote]

It's like playing chicken
Except it has a gun

[little marten]

Et tu, labubu?

[vocal hawk]

crusher spam sucks

[rocky moat]

were? did they get exorcised or something

[surreal ermine]

sniper spam is funny until i get a vet who doesnt know how to shoot enemies from further than 5 feet away

[obtuse oak]

labubus were satanic. they still are, but they used to be too.

[elder hare]

They were part of the labubeezlebubu pact of devil worshipers

[vocal hawk]

mandated edict: mauling

[little marten]

Sorry let me adapt that for you zoomers

Nani, labubu?

[zealous cipher]

like genuinely i just have the red clothes you get at the start that aren't prisoner rags and i made the shortest possible basic veteran

[obtuse oak]

get used to it

the game does not have a lot of free drip

you can unlock a modest selection with penances (achievements)

[rocky moat]

blessing labubus for $5 each

[obtuse oak]

but if you want to look dope

be prepared to pull your wallet

[grizzled plover]

Ogryn is Splendid Screen Skulltaker demoknight who still has a grenade launcher for fucking your shit up if you refuse to play his game, zealot is Eyelander Chargin Targe Ali Baba's Wee Booties demoknight who painted everything lime green and issues duel challenges to the entire server

[jaunty path]

Do any of you have furbys

[vocal hawk]

I love in game purchases for a game i already paid for

[thick coyote]

The best drip is the poster veteran drip

[zealous cipher]

the commissary sets look nice, its just INSANELY costly

[jade stump]

Blood sweat and tears covers a lot of drip options

[thick coyote]

[little marten]

Lapoopoo

[obtuse oak]

true, they're not bad, but yeah def not an earlygame expense

[green beacon]

you get drowned in dockets in mid game

[obtuse oak]

i love continuous videogame development for a game you already paid for

do you want paid maps or paid skins

[little marten]

Some little snot nose kids brings one of those demon dolls across my sanctified threshold they’ll fucking explode in a cloud of snivelling pink mist

[obtuse oak]

pick one

[vocal hawk]

SM2 excuse

[ripe gorge]

How do the plasma gunner changes feel?

[thick fog]

It sucks on early level but the more you play and earn, dockets save you too much on your bank

[little marten]

I do not tolerate demons

[surreal ermine]

its cosmetics its whatever even if it sucks ass

[grizzled plover]

Arbitrator is melee soldier who drops banner on the slightest provocation and is prepared to use the kill taunt

[grizzled plover]

Shieldgryns provoking DHs be like

[surreal ermine]

helldivers monetization is worse than this games

[little marten]

Lmao

[obtuse oak]

keep in mind vt2 had paid maps and paid skins so it could always be worse.

[zealous cipher]

but at the same time, i dont care much about drip, considering i die from 3 shovels to the back looking rugged fits

i care about the guns

[jaunty path]

I think my mom thinks Labubus are demonic

[vocal hawk]

at least you can get the currency without money (even though it’s annoying asf)

[little marten]

Smart lady

[zealous cipher]

the inspect animation is so satisfying

[grizzled plover]

The majority of skins were shilling only and we got Chaos Wastes for free

[surreal ermine]

ngl i like the art the labubu guy does but the dolls just look goofy

[golden patio]

Monkey paw curls and we get a paid weapon pack

[surreal ermine]

theyre funny little guys

[rocky moat]

is t his supposed to be a dig or is this supposed to be a statement abotu how this game's monetization does literally nothng that isnt aesthetic

[elder hare]

spam it enough with a knife and you can play the balancing minigame

[fierce cave]

I heard yappi

[grizzled plover]

I wish DT launched with a Chaos Wastes equivalent

[little marten]

The way I see it is not that any of it is real, but people think it is therefore it’s enough

[vocal hawk]

jarvis take $10 from my savings to my card so i can buy the default arb helmet with the visor up

[zealous cipher]

sadly dont got no knife yet

[blissful kiln]

I'll pay, as long as they actually deliver it

[rocky moat]

i wish dt didnt loaunch

[elder hare]

my theory is theyre saving it for a lack of content/dryspell to revive playerbase

[blissful kiln]

it's been how many years since they promised it?

[surreal ermine]

little bit of both really
only real dlc in this game is arbites and its worth the money

[grizzled plover]

Do it with any grenade that has a pin and sometimes you'll just spin the pin around on your finger

[vocal hawk]

penance reward outfits 🤤

[fading otter]

Eh they both have pros and cons, at least you earn a fuckload of the currency and Warbonds are always available to buy and don’t rotate out in a FOMO shop for no reason gameplay stuff being locked and not just cosmetics makes it worse tho yeah

[grizzled plover]

Let's all stop playing now

[zealous cipher]

i should give vermintide a 2nd try

[rocky moat]

i never had an issue with it because you can play the game completely f2p
sure there's some grinding involved and it's multilayered but like. so what lmao

[grizzled plover]

HD2 gets a lot of hype for a game that releases a ten dollar dlc containing gameplay items every 2 months

[vocal hawk]

it took me about 4 hours of grinding to get half a warbond’s worth of SC and eventually i just got bored and bought it

[surreal ermine]

it takes fucking ages and considering its already a $40 game its kinda yikes

[obtuse oak]

i stopped playing hd2 shortly after launch and getting back into it looks so daunting to unlock all of the good stuff that it makes me want to give up

[green beacon]

monster hunter fr fr

[obtuse oak]

(and i dont think the game is that fun)

[vocal hawk]

half the HD2 playerbase doesn’t even like it anymore because it’s so broken right now

[grizzled plover]

don't remind me of wilds rn I'm still mad

[fading otter]

What game completely F2P lol both have an initial purchase price? Unless you mean game pass which still isn’t really F2P

[jaunty path]

You don't think Ragdolling is fun?

[rocky moat]

if you're solo with warp pack it takes about 4 hours tops to get one warbond

[drowsy lynx]

Unless you clear your schedule and primarily play helldivers 2 you'll probably be unlocking stuff more slowly than they introduce more stuff

[vocal hawk]

a few days ago there was a planet for a major order that crashed your game if you were in it for more than 5 minutes

[green beacon]

goodbye my optimization 🥹

[delicate fox]

very valid thank you capcom for releasing the full game experience a year after the initial games release

[rocky moat]

sorry, emotionally tired and not really wording things right
specifically after purchase

[vocal hawk]

also fuck the war strider and bot front and those ragdoll simulators

[rocky moat]

of the game

[grizzled plover]

They ran a fucking collaboration with a fucking guitar company though! No, you don't get a hunting horn, you get a three second guitar animation for hunting uhhh a rathalos.

[fading otter]

Ahhhh gotcha

[vocal hawk]

and the illuminate but only because they’re boring

[green beacon]

tbf they do this in every modern mh
world launch was also dogshit

[amber delta]

what the fuck is a labubu

[green beacon]

I'm just waiting for whatever expansion they have to fix the entire game

[jaunty path]

Beautiful dolly

I want one

[drowsy lynx]

If you're minmaxing super credit farming to this degree you may as well do an hour at work and just pay for the warbond instead lmao

[grizzled plover]

World launch was dogshit but they also buckled down and fixed the optimisation problems BEFORE they started collabing

[vocal hawk]

performative

[jaunty path]

NO I WANT ONE CUZ CUTE

[rocky moat]

that's not really.. minmaxxing though?

[jaunty path]

LABUBU

ITS CONTROLLING MY MIND

[grizzled plover]

We've already had a fender and a final fantasy collab within the first year of the game's lifetime meanwhile there are people who literally cannot play the game anymore because it's got dogshit optimization

[zealous cipher]

rise sucked and then wilds was unoptimized, i'll just stick to world, still havent played the dlc

[jaunty path]

I just want one...or two

[somber stream]

Actually, the spawn rate is fucked in general, not just event @obtuse oak

[jaunty path]

It's over.

[rocky moat]

thats using a stratagem to make wandering around the map easier, if you play with other people who are also sc farming you can knock out a warbond in like 2 hours if youre being fairly efficient

[drowsy lynx]

I guess it depends on how exclusively you're getting super credits vs playing the game normally

[obtuse oak]

uh oh

[somber stream]

Double to triple when compares to before the patch

[green beacon]

yo don't diss my boy rise
sunbreak is actually peak ong ong

[surreal ermine]

wilds runs like shit and made gs an absolute snore to play
i shall never forgive capcom for this transgression

[amber delta]

just take some time off, come back after a week or 2 for free medals from MOs

[grizzled plover]

Rise didn't suck, it's just smaller scale given it's a portable game. Please give it a second go sometime I personally really like it

[rocky moat]

ik mean yeah but jut playing the game normally isn't really a good idea to get warbonds methinks

[zealous cipher]

i hated the physics cause its a switch port

[elder hare]

40k mh crossover when

[drowsy lynx]

You can do it but it does take forever lol

[grizzled plover]

raaaah I fucking love switch skills, two companions, and Fiorayne

[rocky moat]

ya hence imo it not bein a good idea

[green beacon]

Fiorayne my beloved 🥹

[grizzled plover]

"just stop playing bro"

[drowsy lynx]

Really depends on your group's dynamics too, some don't like looking for every point of interest and some gotta find them all

[elder merlin]

I'll never forgive capcom for not just keepin World goin with dlc

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/no-anime-penguin-no-anime-penguin-gif-15930113

[green beacon]

Reverse blast dash my beloved

[amber delta]

it is, that's why I stopped playing too, the intentional limitations are real bad for the game

[grizzled plover]

RONDINE TOO OMG SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE

[thick fog]

Just seeing a zealot throwing 7 knifes to a suppressed reaper and not aiming at his head was the funniest thing so far today

[rocky moat]

i think a big part of people not liking sc/hd2 is that for some odd reason people view warbonds as like, the only 'content' in the game

[grizzled plover]

All french monster hunter girls belong in my bed while it's raining outside and we have hot chocolate to sip.

[elder hare]

he was actually creating a septogram around the reaper to envoke the final attack: banishment

[grizzled plover]

Listen he's making a point okay? If he just killed the damn thing it wouldn't realize it was a heretic

[obtuse oak]

they rolled new gear into the warbond so pretty much, yeah.

[fading otter]

If you play above difficulty 6 and only pick blitz/eradicate missions on the map you get an insane amount of medals pretty quick

[grizzled plover]

It is uh.. the only way to get new gear

[obtuse oak]

if warbonds were cosmetic and new gear was divorced from the warbond with a much simpler/shorter unlock then it'd be a great system.

[rocky moat]

i moreso mean people who view warbonds as the only facet of new content

[grizzled plover]

Rondine and Fiorayne are pretty french I think

[jaunty path]

"My 9 to 5 is grinding for super credits"

[surreal ermine]

considering the game has a fairly low skill ceiling, getting new gear is kinda the only real interesting thing going on with it yeah

[little marten]

The problem with warbonds is the sheer variety of them compared to what is available ‘freely’

[green beacon]

have you considered
that's lowk boring

[amber delta]

we used to get stratagems for free at least

[rocky moat]

instead of treating the game as like.. replayable

[green beacon]

ts why I don't want to grind vt2 red items

[amber delta]

now warbonds are more stratagems than weapons

[jaunty path]

You shouldn't play video games to grind

[zealous cipher]

1/2 tapping gunners brings me joy

[grizzled plover]

I'm still pissed that the war is some grand narrative campaign and not the dynamic unscripted free for all from HD1

[jaunty path]

you should play to have fun

once it becomes a job

[fading otter]

I mean you’re still playing the game on missions that have the highest enemy density and are therefore the most intense lol I don’t see how that’s boring if you actually enjoy the game🤷‍♂️

[jaunty path]

it stops being fun.

[thick fog]

You need to waste 10 hours of your life to grind super credits for a 3 page only warbond

[drowsy lynx]

True we do get new enemies, map types, objectives, and events regardless

[delicate fox]

we get new environments/enemies yeah but actual new stratagems are locked behind warbonds now

[grizzled plover]

Then stop locking every new item behind a ten dollar DLC/5 hour grind.

[vocal hawk]

it’s been 9 months and the illuminate got 4 new enemies

[jaunty path]

I can't control that!

[vocal hawk]

they don’t even have 10 unique units yet

[thick fog]

Theres not been any new earnable stratagem in the ship for a year

[delicate fox]

illuminate moment

[obtuse oak]

everyone knows that a videogame only properly begins after you finish the character progression and unlock everything, so the longer it takes to do that the worse the game is. 5head

[rocky moat]

(and also the game is quite replayable, and not really a game that i view as needing super regular big content drops that aren't just a new warbond)

[vocal hawk]

there’s been like 6 or 7

[surreal ermine]

the last free not strategem gear given out was like a year ago and it was the fucking constitution, a joke weapon

[tacit geode]

Dw they gotta put another terminid strain in they haven't tested

[orchid skiff]

Just saw an old guy with red maga hat

[grizzled plover]

I wish Super Earth had lost to the illuminate that would have been more interesting than what they're currently doing

[orchid skiff]

In fucking Paris

[fading otter]

Weren’t gas mines after that

[jaunty path]

Locking shit like that teleporting thing behind a paywall is fucked i cant lie

[fading otter]

Could be wrong

[vocal hawk]

horus in paris

[digital tundra]

True!!

[surreal ermine]

non stratagem gear mb i edited it

[fading otter]

Ah

[orchid skiff]

Bruh

[grizzled plover]

horus in paris

[rocky moat]

well what theyre currently doing is an in-lore excuse to use the 5 weeks they gave themselves to ovverhaul and redo the gloom expeditions and rupture strain

[vocal hawk]

horus in paris

[amber delta]

Paris in Texas?

[orchid skiff]

Bruh

[surreal ermine]

and the last stratagem we got was the grenade battlement which was months ago

[rocky moat]

there's always going to be ups and downs especially to a real-time story like this

[tacit geode]

Which I don't think a single person has actually used

[rocky moat]

(not because it's bad mind you, i have no idea why people don't use it at least on defenses, thing is nice)

[grizzled plover]

horus in paris

[grizzled plover]

Can they redo the visual design and how they blatantly fucked the Helldivers color scheme

[orchid skiff]

Bruh

[rocky moat]

why would they do that..?

[delicate fox]

i thought that was part of urban legends

[vocal hawk]

im so hungry i could eat a horus

[tacit geode]

That was the anti armour emplacement

[amber delta]

it's not bad, it's just outclassed by other options and because 4 stratagem slots are very limiting you just don't take it

[grizzled plover]

Yellow and Black is helldivers, red and black is automaton, yellow and white is bugs, blue and white is illuminate this is how it's meant to be

[delicate fox]

i'll have to check, i think it was anti tank, flame sentry and one other

[rocky moat]

are you saying all armor ever

in the entire tame

game should be black and yellow

[grizzled plover]

Should be black and yellow yes

[orchid skiff]

Wiz khalifa

[rocky moat]

i think they should send you to a democracy camp

infact i'm telling my democracy officer about this as we speak

[orchid skiff]

Black and yellow is the song I posted over a selfie of my asian gf and I

[vocal hawk]

boring paint scheme for every armor is so real and should totally be used

[surreal ermine]

i dont mind them playing it pretty loose with the armors but when we start getting shit like that butt ugly cowboy armor with the stupid tin star on it what are we doing here man

[grizzled plover]

You are a faceless goon in a military junta who has fallen for the military propaganda they should take your identity away and make you have a unified aesthetic

[rocky moat]

okay eah i can't justify that armor

[grizzled plover]

Nudivers lore cringe

[distant knot]

anyone else getting super ultra bad performance since the last few updates? im hitting average framerates of 35 now

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[rocky moat]

booohooo!!!!

[grizzled plover]

Cowboy armor, ODST armor, "ministry of truth", "democracy camp" make it end

[rocky moat]

me when i have to be allergic to fun for no reason

[grizzled plover]

Helldivers one wasn't unfun, it just made sense

[fading otter]

And saw insane player amounts because of its appeal, right

[rocky moat]

heard that people really liked that game yeah

[amber delta]

all the 100 people who played it

[grizzled plover]

A Helldiver is supposed to be an elite commando for the Super Earth Armed Forces, wearing their signature black and yellow armor, fighting against hostile but sapient alien races for reasons caused directly by super earth

[vocal hawk]

fun police

[grizzled plover]

Liked it enough to get a sequel

[tender horizon]

I like HD1 more than 2 ngl

[rocky moat]

guys

[surreal ermine]

they've been saying the same jokes for 2 years they're just like warhammer fans fr fr

[rocky moat]

customization and fashion is bad actually

[grizzled plover]

Same, HD2 always sees people run off in random directions and it just kinda makes me sad

[fading otter]

Game had a steam peak of 6600 players lol you guys just start a Kumbayah community and be happy

[grizzled plover]

Player retention has nothing to say about quality

Unless you wanna start talking about how CoD warzone is peak gaming

[surreal ermine]

actually roblox is peak gaming smh

[tender horizon]

League is the best game ever made you don't understand, it has big numbers every month.

[grizzled plover]

It's not that it's bad, it's just that it blatantly spits on the first game

[rocky moat]

"d2 sucks, hd1 was better" Ok go play it

[vocal hawk]

japanese soldier keeps fighting 29 years after war ended

[elder merlin]

[formal mortar]

The best game ever made is the game you enjoy the most

[grizzled plover]

Again, HD2 does not suck

[rocky moat]

sounds good to me

[somber stream]

HD2 gud

[elder merlin]

Megaman Legends

[grizzled plover]

HD2 is actually a really good game with glaring issues, a lot like our own beloved darktide

[formal mortar]

HD2 could be in a better place, but I wouldn't say it's a bad game, it's fun

[tender horizon]

I didnt say HD2 sucks, I said I prefer 1. Mainly cause of how unique it is.

[surreal ermine]

its a good game at its core but my god AH is probably worse than fatshark with mismanaging their game

[blissful kiln]

can you give me free bobux?

[grizzled plover]

Imo one of those issues is that fact that like a lot of big multiplayer games it throws away it's visual identity immediately

[rocky moat]

can't a girl generalize nowadays? jeez

[fading otter]

No but my point is you can stick more to a specific style or theme if you have a small and fiercely loyal player base like they did in HD1, 2 is basically the opposite

[rocky moat]

can't even strawman anymore, what has society become

[somber stream]

What is guddest?

[vocal hawk]

liemaxxing

[rocky moat]

dt is terrible

[blissful kiln]

VT2 > DT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HD2

[rocky moat]

even in hd2's worst moments it's like mid, dt's worst moments are like

[formal mortar]

I been playing a bit of VT2, it's fun

[vocal hawk]

gaytide

[grizzled plover]

The Helldivers had a wide variety of outfits and appearances in HD1, including a non yellowjacket outfit given to you if all enemies on the galactic stage were repelled

[rocky moat]

my soul is being angle ground into dust as slowly as possible

[grizzled plover]

It makes the blue Ceremonial gear special because it's the only armor of it's kind

[surreal ermine]

hd2 worst moments are the game crashing when you attempt to use a new feature and one enemy on bots causing the game to repeatedly freeze

[balmy maple]

What are coordinated strikes that were mentioned in the patch notes?

[rocky moat]

and darktide's are.. gasp.. playing the game

[grizzled plover]

In HD2 you deploy to a hot zone and everyone is dressed in garish colors with laser revolvers and cowboy hats in a game that they do not fit in

[vocal hawk]

good games are subjective

I think mindseye is GOTY

[rocky moat]

crazy how hd2's worst moments are not playng the game and darktide's worst moments are playing the game

[surreal ermine]

idk what darktide you play i have fun

[rocky moat]

this says alot about society

[grizzled plover]

HD2's worst moments are when the player base wants to do something and Joel punishes them for it

[jaunty path]

Zarted

[rocky moat]

not getting a reward is not a punishment

[grizzled plover]

Like when they tried to defend Equality on Sea to make a stand there and Joel dropped a fucking insane occupation modifier to try and make them go to Stockholm instead

"We make our stand in Shanghai :D"

"fuck you shanghai is now losing 8% of ground per hour, come defend sweden instead"

[vocal hawk]

HD2 isn’t about the reward it’s about the fun you get from playing the game

[delicate fox]

yeah, there's a lack of cohesiveness to armor design and it's always thrown me off and it makes customization frustrating

[rocky moat]

trrue and real

[surreal ermine]

the galactic war is the biggest meme ever i stopped caring about it ages ago

[grizzled plover]

It's hard to mix and match when every helmet and cape and armor has a wildly different theme

[tender horizon]

I haven't had actual fun playing HD2 in a very long time, personally

[thorny cave]

Sameeeee

Gets frustrating when gambits get involved

[grizzled plover]

Ironically it hurts fashion to have this wild incoherency

[obtuse oak]

girls cant. only boys are allowed

[elder merlin]

I just wish all the regular grey and yellow helldiver armors all sjared the same fuckin yellow and grey

[thorny cave]

playerbase just does not understand wtf a gambit is. I love the game and I like the armors

[grizzled plover]

Helldivers 2 fans don't even care about the entire thing that makes Helldivers different from other games of it's genre bruh

[elder merlin]

Gambit is an X-men

[rocky moat]

well have you considered this? throws an impact grenade at your head

[grizzled plover]

What story and characters bruh helldivers is supposed to be player driven

[amber delta]

playerbase just goes where there's a flashing sign on the map

[grizzled plover]

And in HD1 is was player driven btw

[amber delta]

which conincidentally is not where you need to go to complete a gambit

[surreal ermine]

the actual game part makes it different, its a very unique game even without the war that does like basically nothing but try to dictate what i do that day and take away subfactions from me

[elder merlin]

I just want the faction capes back

[grizzled plover]

Admittedly the playerbase in HD1 usually fucking annihlated the Terminid brood for no fucking reason before splitting in half to fight the squids and bots

[thorny cave]

Totally. Hes a cool dude when we need a planet to assist with the back half of an MO but people are too stupid to see gambit from the x men is trying to help

[rocky moat]

"helldivers is supposed to be-" um actually i think the devvs like made the game and decide what it is and is supposed to be

hope this helps!

[grizzled plover]

Erm actually, being a condescending cunt doesn't make you right, hope this helps

[delicate fox]

not even that, kodiak has the traditional black/grey/yellow theme but it's significantly more worn out than other sets which are usually cleaner, so i'm stuck with an excellent helmet design that doesn't really go with anything it could match

[rocky moat]

yes it does, hope this helps

[thorny cave]

ooooo man, you should post that to the sub, that is spicy

[amber delta]

well what devs wanted the game to be turned out to be trash so thankfully playerbase stepped in and bullied them into course correcting

[vocal hawk]

wrong

[grizzled plover]

Hope you trip in public and people snicker just enough to make you think about it six years later

[thorny cave]

I love trolling crydivers by saying that the Warstrider needs a buff

[rocky moat]

but i don't like subs, they're too big and the people making them usually get my toppings wrong

[thorny cave]

Its too weak gg ez

[grizzled plover]

Based nothing in HD2 is strong enough

Including my beloved mechs

[thorny cave]

The amount of flame lol

I cook my meat with the level of heat those folks bring

proPAIN

[bitter owl]

eruptor my beloved

[surreal ermine]

idk what it is with a lot of the helldivers playerbase and pissing themselves at enemies that cause any actual friction

[grizzled plover]

HD2 fans are actual babies

[solar horizon]

people seriously declining me from havoc 30s despite having all the credentials indicating "im good at the game"

[grizzled plover]

They never had to deal with the dogs

[little marten]

We still railing on Helldivers?

[grizzled plover]

the cyberdogs

[thorny cave]

Because 50% of the playerbase wants to be able to say "I play super helldiver bro, so like.. my opinion man... totally relevant". it would be like if DT neutered Auric so that everyone had a chance even if you had a shit team

[amber delta]

wahh I only take light pen weapons on D10 and I should be able to tap armoured mechs with this waaah

[grizzled plover]

Arrowhead should add the cyberdogs to automatons next

[rocky moat]

forming the ministry of fun allergies with this discussion 💯 🔥

[thorny cave]

LOL "Light pen is good bro just aim" Fuckin 200 enemies trying to kill you that are med armor at the same time

[tacit geode]

Remember gang you're not allowed to discuss datamined content for helldivers 2 on their discord (including things like enemy health and armour values) but you can discuss it here

[little marten]

I’m not gonna scroll up to form my own opinion so imma say yours is based

[grizzled plover]

I think my biggest gripe with HD2 gameplay rn is that player mechs should still be immune to smaller arms fire, yk, like the automaton mechs based on our mechs are

[rocky moat]

thanks

i mean, the mechs don't have very thick armor

[surreal ermine]

do they know light pen weapons are also good

[little marten]

The problem with Helldivers is they drip feed you like a tiny drop of water for content and pretend it’s this insane live service plan

[thorny cave]

Idk I dont mind the game, I think its fun. I think comparing it to DT is like comparing a sandwhich to a pizza- they both food but they both slap for different reasons

[little marten]

But the droplet is dysentery shit

[grizzled plover]

No one is comparing it to DT I'm shitting on it because I'm an HD1 boomer

[rocky moat]

yeah DT slaps me across the face every time i try to play it

[tender horizon]

Imo they clearly ran out of ideas for the live service plan awhile ago

[little marten]

Why release a third of a faction and do nothing with it for like a year lmao

[olive mauve]

People keep saying this, yet the main complaints are the same as DT. Some weapons are useless against heavily armoured enemies and it limits weapon selection

[thorny cave]

Someone above did

[grizzled plover]

They should still be immune to small arms fire like, yk, the automaton versions are.

[little marten]

Maybe they should hire developers that dont need constant alone time after modelling every tentacle

[tender horizon]

Something something the escalating story man, that's just the vanguard force man it doesn't have all their real units

[thorny cave]

Its nowhere near as ceilinged out as DT

[rocky moat]

the automaton versions have substantially thicker armor and don't require space for an entire person to fit inside aswell as controls and whatnot

[elder merlin]

I wish

[grizzled plover]

I'm sorry your carbine doesn't penetrade warstrider armor, have you considered bringing ANY a-t gear

[rocky moat]

unless you mean striders in which case the armor is still thicker noticeable lol

[uneven ermine]

I want a tank for the vibes

[grizzled plover]

I don't even run armor pen weapons tbh, I just throw orbitals at anything my liberator bounces off of

[uneven ermine]

Feel like the mud and blood story from battlefield 1

[grizzled plover]

My main weapon is 380mm barrage

[grizzled plover]

You know, HD1 had a tank

[thorny cave]

Honestly, you can hella compensate for lack of AT- Ultimatum, strategems, turrets, Thermite

[uneven ermine]

Yep

The bastion

[grizzled plover]

The bastion is even explicitly the tank the automatons based theirs off of

So it's still in service

It just inexplicably isn't in helldiver use anymore

[fading otter]

I’d much rather have the little tracked sidecar motorbike than the tank personally

[uneven ermine]

THEN WHERE IS MINE-

[fading otter]

Shit would be fun

[grizzled plover]

Because, get this, arrowhead is stupid as fuck

[thorny cave]

lol give it a cute lil MG on it

[olive mauve]

Only thermites until the end of time

[thorny cave]

or grenade launcher

[olive mauve]

Complaints about difficulty are cope

Complaints about weapons and enemy balance, not so much

[uneven ermine]

Mounted stalwart lol

[olive mauve]

Thank you discord, nice replies

[tired steeple]

Hello

[rocky moat]

well yeah but the thing is there's two camps and one thinks these are the same thing

[fading otter]

I think it had a laser cannon or something similar in the first game and that would be cool as shit

[uneven ermine]

The difficulty is fine but there’s a a lot of dumb decisions on tons of weapons and enemies lol

[tired steeple]

What we talking about

Balancing it seems

[uneven ermine]

Squids still walk through terrain lol

[uneven ermine]

Apparently helldiver

[tired steeple]

Ohhh hd2

Yeah squids are goofy rn and have been for ages

[rocky moat]

squids need more enemies so badly

[grizzled plover]

They should give us a tank hunter that has a big quasar cannon mounted to it as the main gun and a stalwart with like 5k rounds of ammo as an auxillary

[thorny cave]

squids are fun. you can make almost anything work with them

[little marten]

Squidilicious

[rocky moat]

(obviously after some major bugfixes on that front)

[amber delta]

monkey's paw: your wish is granted, you can now use a tank in HD2, however it has 300hp and medium armor

[thorny cave]

Blue calamari

[uneven ermine]

I wanna fight dissidents

Human sized guerilla fights would be fun

[thorny cave]

Lets cook Jesse, for super earth

[surreal ermine]

release new faction with like 5 units
wait several months
add like 3 more units
faction still sucks
masterful gambit arrowhead

[uneven ermine]

[grizzled plover]

yk what game gave the squids a coherent identity with a well rounded roster that they could draw inspiration from

[tired steeple]

They have some in the works

Necromancer

Some eye creature

[grizzled plover]

So the mech

[tired steeple]

And “outcasts”

Which are lighter but faster overseers

[rocky moat]

attaches a thermite grenade to your forehead

[sleek harness]

How plasma gubber nerfed

[tired steeple]

Apparently these were leaked before illuminate even came out

[grizzled plover]

Stay mad that I'm right lmao

[fading otter]

They should make a harvester that has a cannon from the stingray

[thorny cave]

Calling it now, people will rage about this

[tired steeple]

So it’s possible they also just won’t appear

[tired steeple]

They couldn’t handle rupture strain. They’d rage if someone looked at them funny

[grizzled plover]

Oh boy, I love when devs remove content to drip feed it to us later

[little marten]

If arrowhead have gone beyond the point where they can quickly and efficiently fix their game for the 100k odd players it has, how would they have treated the 10k they initially expected

[rocky moat]

but you're the mad one here

i suppose i would be mad too if i had a thermite stuck to my forehead however

[thorny cave]

rupture was fun. The tunnels are fresh.

[little marten]

My adhd brain cannot fathom an enemy I have to wait to shoot

[grizzled plover]

Yeah but you see, it's justified when I'm mad because Arrowhead is stupid and HD2 fans are stupid, but it's wrong when you are OR aren't because this is an internet argument and neither of us are changing our minds

[thorny cave]

kinda reminded me of the Meridia campaign where you just got swarmed by bugs and it was low chance of extract even if you did complete

[surreal ermine]

i didnt mind rupture aside from the warriors being poopy ass shit that are nigh undodgable

[rocky moat]

well no because i'm right and you're wrong actually

[grizzled plover]

I fw heavy with the meridia campaign tbh

[amber delta]

brain issue lmao

[surreal ermine]

hivelords are also just kinda boring after the initial spectacle

[little marten]

Hivesnoreds zzz

[rocky moat]

you don't have to

[grizzled plover]

They should give HD2 factions their most annoying HD1 unit

[thorny cave]

Its a skill issue, should have made it to the egg quicker. Didnt use his lil tail well lol

[rocky moat]

you can throw gas/explosive/incendiary grenades to make bugs that are digging come outta the ground

[thick fog]

the fact you only get 20 xp for killing one is fucking hilarious

[little marten]

Yeah I adapted to the grenade launcher pretty quickly

[jovial flicker]

i remembered it is 222

[little marten]

And I guess they evoked emotion in me because such wrath filled my body when I mag dumped a grenade launcher at one shitty rupture warrior

[thick fog]

cant remember

[surreal ermine]

i would have rather them been a special mission type to kill one or something and put actual effort into their attacks

[grizzled plover]

Automatons should get cyberhounds, Squids should get their instagib hardlight barrier, and bugs are fine actually they don't need another enemy that's a pita

[thick fog]

thats how fortegable the hivelord is

[hard crane]

Don’t they have the same health as 15 hellbomb explosions too?

[thick fog]

They should bring the crawl mechanic from HD1
Make everyone go gown and crawl on the floor for every stagger they get

[little marten]

What if instead of sticking 10 voteless together to make a fleshmob, we stuck 10 fleshmobs together to make a Redditor?!? 🤔

[delicate fox]

i do bring AT, but i'm more concerned about it being on an enemy faction where every other unit (including the factory strider) has some kind of weakpoint that can at least be damaged by lower heavy pen, it's just baffling they modeled an eye and supposedly vents but neither are weakspots

[elder merlin]

It should have just been its own boss fight mission like in the first one

[rocky moat]

10 redditors to get your mother

[elder merlin]

They werent really that crazy in the first game either though

[little marten]

Server wouldn’t be able to handle that; unrealistic

[rocky moat]

ah true

[limpid escarp]

I think I’m inlove with slanesh

[elder merlin]

The whole thing about the hivelord was its just a big tanky boss that you would go into an arena and kill, in the first game

[sinful swift]

me too 😩

[elder merlin]

Not much really to it besides that

[somber stream]

We're talking HD2 again?

[little marten]

That’s cool man! I dunno if you fancied but there’s this pretty cool fella called Nurgle too you might wanna check out, haha, if you wanted to? Haha

[elder merlin]

If anything, having it randomly show up in missions in this game gives it more substance than it had in the first game

[rocky moat]

we're taling hd2 still

[somber stream]

Dang

[elder merlin]

[rocky moat]

nono, you dont get it

[somber stream]

The hotfix just dropped, didn't know the drought was that severe

[rocky moat]

past = good, present and future = bad

[elder merlin]

I was just responding to @surreal ermine

[grizzled plover]

Yes

[limpid escarp]

I am not a nurgle fan, he’s carb maxing, slanesh is my twisted lil fantasy, she’s is amazing

[rocky moat]

let me strawman RAHHH

[elder merlin]

Listen, i cant help that ya'll are gay like that

[thorny cave]

again lol

[elder merlin]

[clever horizon]

prince slanesh

[somber stream]

I much prefer your previous PFP

The one with the guy in a dress, or was it an alien

[little marten]

Disappointment addiction is reaching critical mass. When the nuclear bombs drop people will be sending mutated courier pidgeons a to each other to complain how unoptimised the blasts were.

[limpid escarp]

No it’s queen slanesh, I AM THE PRINCE

[olive mauve]

What are we supposed to do? Talk about HD2 in the discord?

[sinful swift]

gulp you really do like slanesh blushes may i dm you

[grizzled plover]

"dude that explosion sucked I didn't even die I just got terminal cancer"

[rocky moat]

ok but to be fair darktide sucks

[grizzled plover]

Darktide's great fuck you

[somber stream]

My that is serious

[thorny cave]

we dont know what miss fuchi is lol

[little marten]

Not me I’ll be catching survivors and eating them alive

[somber stream]

But the patch is kinda fucked though

[limpid escarp]

Sounds great my lil slaneshy

[meager iron]

I would let nurgle vore me irl.....

[rocky moat]

consult the graph (it says i'm right and you're wrong btw just incase you didn't wanna consult it)

[lilac crag]

lovely convo here

[elder merlin]

Did the patch fuck the game even more or somethin?

[somber stream]

Spawn rate on Auric Maelstrom is THREE TIMES higher than before

[lilac crag]

well. the spawns haven't changed. they got worse.

[little marten]

You’ve very much come to the right place

[elder merlin]

Lol

[surreal ermine]

as sizable shark intended

[meager iron]

😊 🥰

[somber stream]

"We fixed the spawn rate <3"

By tripling it

[grizzled plover]

Your graph is fake and biased, please check my sources that say I'm right and you're wrong. This one has even depicted me as the chadgryn and you as the poxwalker

[little marten]

Spawn rare for what?

[rocky moat]

that graph is fake, and heretical

[little marten]

Everything m?

[lilac crag]

my wife is NOT a poxwalker

[grizzled plover]

<- me

🧟 <- you

[limpid escarp]

My IRL slaneshy left me for a guardsman

[rocky moat]

exactly, im the chadgryn and youre the zombie

[somber stream]

Specials

[rocky moat]

afterall, the graph says "me" next to the ogryn

[grizzled plover]

Hadron doesn't even call you her good little varlet, that's how heretical you are

[somber stream]

We saw a train of Crusher, muties, dog, mauler, and some flammer for several minutes

[rocky moat]

wrong

[grizzled plover]

You're a bad varlet

[little marten]

Gutted I missed out

[grizzled plover]

You're a dogshit varlet

[somber stream]

You missed out bad

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like “fun” pal

[rocky moat]

incorrect

[somber stream]

It was... euphoric

[lilac crag]

I had to knife-duel an ogryn and 3 maulers on top of that fucking bastard plasma, in a corner

while zek was heavy attack spamming a crusher with a shovel

[somber stream]

I saw how you got violated

[surreal ermine]

fuck hadron all my homies hate hadron
friendship ENDED with hadron my new best friend is kayex

[amber delta]

crushers ran a train on me

[rocky moat]

sounds like you guys could've used brittleness

[lilac crag]

we could've

[somber stream]

We killed boss in mere seconds

[lilac crag]

I missed you and your psyker flames

[somber stream]

But they have more body than we have boolet

[rocky moat]

go my brittleness

[lilac crag]

the crowd control was awful

[zenith merlin]

i was always a morrow fan from the start

[lilac crag]

cus everyone was on boss duty

[somber stream]

We spreaded too thin

[rocky moat]

yup

[somber stream]

I had to pick who to protect most of the time

[tender horizon]

Morrow is best announcer, followed by Oska

[lilac crag]

now I wait

to have stuff to do

alas, I am bored again

[hazy kestrel]

Metal-face is pretty great too pal

[somber stream]

Eh, imma go draw

[surreal ermine]

i got oska and sefoni on ascension riser last night and i had no idea sefoni could be an announcer

[tender horizon]

I distinctly hate hadron for fucking up so many weapons in the gacha days

[amber delta]

I wish I could veto missions with Rannick as handler I cannot stand listening to his smug ahh

[lilac crag]

Charlotte will soon fall asleep and I'm going to be a lonesome meower

[rocky moat]

did u see something scary

[hazy kestrel]

Understandable, also, I disagree pal

[blissful kiln]

kill gacha

[lilac crag]

live gacha

[hard crane]

Hadron bricked the one and only god roll I got pre crafting update

[hazy kestrel]

It’s just lore-accurate Imperium inefficiency, or something

[tender horizon]

I spent 7 months trying to god roll one singular mk1 iag for vet and couldnt, by the end of it i would've melted her down for corpse starch and a toaster.

She'd be okay if that didn't happen tho.

[hazy kestrel]

Kayex is also a fun announcer, but he makes me sleepy lmao.

[tender horizon]

I like Kayex

Im a sucker for heavy synth on voices tho, reminds me of Soundwave

[surreal ermine]

i love kayex hes so real

[hazy kestrel]

His dementia is seeping into the real-world and making me tired

[tender horizon]

I cant wait for Lord Marshal to get annoucer lines tbh

Morrow 2

[hard crane]

Kayex is is cool I just don’t like waiting 5 years for him to sound out his words

[amber delta]

if lord marshal does not call me scum I'm rioting

[somber stream]

Aeldari liason who constantly sprout slurs through the mic

[neon horizon]

Lexbreaker

[somber stream]

"Mon-keigghhh"

[amber delta]

with a hard H 😭

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, they’ve added Yrliet from Rogue Trader, I see.

[elder hare]

"That's Lord Mon-Keigh to you knife ears"

[neon horizon]

Isn’t there an aeldari hanging out at the edge of the system?

[elder hare]

a couple corsair ships

[neon horizon]

LUMBERFOOTS

[somber stream]

Hope it's the Asuryani kind

I still have commoragh ptsd

[hazy kestrel]

Elf wife is best wife, even if she does say Mon’keigh a bit too much.

[neon horizon]

corsairs are usually just pirate assholes

[amber delta]

there's some rangers on Atoma too

[somber stream]

Bruh she 'friend' zoned you through the entire game, even at the end

Which part of that is waif

[hazy kestrel]

I know lmao

[wooden creek]

Maybe, there are ships located on the system edge outside of auspex range right now and we know there are Aeldari vessels following the Mourningstar about. May or may not be the same

[hazy kestrel]

Shhh with your logic

[somber stream]

Now Argenta

Best wife fr

[tender horizon]

Abelard, silence this person. I do not like their opinion.

[neon horizon]

Knowing Rogue Traders, she probably has a deal with them

[hazy kestrel]

Oh grut—

[neon horizon]

Or the inquisitor does

[hazy kestrel]

We love our resident nun with the gun.

[somber stream]

There will be one of them onboard the ship, trust

The Emperor told me in my dream

[amber delta]

Argenta is peak and never did anything wrong

[tender horizon]

It took me a real long time to like Argenta tbh

[hazy kestrel]

This, is true

[somber stream]

I heard she was supposed to be Romancable, but GW said no

[neon horizon]

She’s married to the emperor

[amber delta]

not on my ship she's not

[somber stream]

She literally ||ditched her status as a saint to save you || in one of the ending

Rather ||exile herself|| than having you ||killed||

[hazy kestrel]

Hello? Based Department? Yeah, I want to report something based I read today.

[somber stream]

||You lost the game||

[jade stump]

My 1st thought was “rejects are so cool they had to ensure they couldn’t get any bitches” but then I realized you’re talking rogue trader

Now I’m reminded I still haven’t bought rogue trader, I def should

[hazy kestrel]

[somber stream]

Worth

I once stayed up till 4AM to play

[hazy kestrel]

Buy it now

[somber stream]

Dark Heresy around the corner:

[neon horizon]

[amber delta]

just be aware you are buying a digital book with some combat here and there (this is a compliment)

[surreal ermine]

they knew brawler would be making panties drop with his rashuns smh

[jade stump]

One of my other buddies showed me a unsanctioned psyker moment, a good ol Tzeech daemon popped outta thin air after a roll went south

[hazy kestrel]

We better get a Drukhari gf or I will riot.

[somber stream]

No but you get a Farseer bf

Also a Kroot

[hazy kestrel]

Damn

[somber stream]

Female, mind

[thick coyote]

[neon horizon]

You get a drukhari bf

[hazy kestrel]

Well, haven’t some followers not been announced yet?

[amber delta]

is kroot a gf

[thick coyote]

I killed Argenta

And Henrix

[hazy kestrel]

That means there’s hope pal.

[thick coyote]

And Xavier

[jade stump]

If stuff like that is possible as perils of the warp I’d def have a blast seeing what the warp will do to ulter my battlefield in rogue trader

[amber delta]

how does it feel to be the worst

[thick coyote]

And Yrliet

[hazy kestrel]

Suffer not the Inquisition rat to live, or something.

[thick coyote]

Great, I got the funny 2 handed force sword

Became demon prince

You know how it goes

[hazy kestrel]

Alright, I take it back.

[somber stream]

You're an Inquisition Acolyte, no Xeno cheek smashing

[hazy kestrel]

I cry

[jade stump]

Completely forgot bout the steam sale going on rn, rogue traders 55% off

[formal mortar]

My weapons just turned into n/a

[hazy kestrel]

Let me DREAM Licht, smh.

[thick coyote]

Unironically the only one that actually pulled some fight

[hazy kestrel]

Yrliet is best map clearer

[thick coyote]

Argie and Hen were looked at and they died

[wooden creek]

In the part of the galaxy that's home to the Xenos Hybris inquisitor sect

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89dGC8de0CA

[hazy kestrel]

Uh, I’m not gonna click on that lmao. Might get Rick Rolled’ or something worse.

You can’t fool me Licht!

[somber stream]

You...

[hazy kestrel]

[somber stream]

Haven't memorized rick roll url?

[hazy kestrel]

No

It’s been years since I’ve been Rick Rolled’ to be fair.

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
XcQ is the link

[fair bridge]

blasted through my homework today shiiiiit

very nice

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iik25wqIuFo
Puppies <3

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t believe you

[jaunty path]

It's a solid song

I wonder why Rickroll even became a meme lmfao

[somber stream]

Same question to why is meme a thing, what is a meme?

[jaunty path]

The planets make the choice it seems.

Can we peel off gachas skin while laughing maniacally

[somber stream]

Yes, please do.

[jaunty path]

Super reactions were a mistake

Why'd they even do this lmfao

[blissful kiln]

[fair bridge]

hyperpreggers_m

[dusk heron]

Does anyone know for the auric storm survivor title, It says to not die for 5 missions but is the bleeding out state or being downed ok?

[fair bridge]

being downed is different from dying yes

[hazy kestrel]

It should be, unless the devs changed it.

[jade stump]

Yes just death is the defining factor, I.e when you get the timer to wait to respawn to be rescued

[hazy kestrel]

Just go down last pal, you’ll be fine

[dusk heron]

awesome thank you guys.

thats way easier

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream the spawns are fine, just gotta kill them harder

[dusk heron]

lol

[tired steeple]

Most I’ve managed is 2

[somber stream]

So true!

[fair bridge]

hehe plasma gunner's legs and arms are unarmored

pretty cool

[tired steeple]

I just stab their face

[jaunty path]

Fart on em

[tired steeple]

Or head pop them

[jaunty path]

Fart on em.

[fair bridge]

body armor is flak and head is carapace

[tired steeple]

When I head pop them their buddies get set on fire so it’s also easier to continue popping them

[fair bridge]

goddamn shovel special is so strong

[tender horizon]

Dont their legs and arms still take like .5 ranged damage tho

[hazy kestrel]

Hit em’ with a thammer bonk pal.

[fair bridge]

yes

it's just cool

i like the way this game does armor

[tender horizon]

Oh locational stuff

Yeah

I agree

[jaunty path]

Yall have time to aim for limbs?

[tender horizon]

Yes?

[fair bridge]

yes lol

[jade stump]

Some of us don’t make our operators into gremlins

So yes

[tender horizon]

I feel like i tbh hit most things in the head

I set my height specifically for it

[jaunty path]

Yeah I just go for the head mainly.

I think their head is carapace?

I got nothing to prove it though.

[tender horizon]

VIII don't care

[fair bridge]

for plasma gunners, yes

i just said so...

[jaunty path]

Ah

Are their arms unarmored

[severe igloo]

[orchid lynx]

I like plasma gunners

get hit die. Fair enough

[jaunty path]

A differing opinion? to the gallows with you

[jaunty path]

Touhou:

[vernal mirage]

#📢news-bulletin message

Most important issue still not adressed: That you can't join ongoing missions, once the mission itself has run out of time on the mission board.

If people ragequit and no one is able to join your ongoing mission, so you're stuck with the crappy bots, that is the biggest issue to this game atm imho.

[ocean widget]

nah mate

[tender horizon]

Tbh man if someone is ragequitting I probably prefer the bot

[ocean widget]

biggest issue is the bots

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes the bots are better than my current teammates, so we ball.

[jaunty path]

They should make it so you don't join missions that just FUCKING ENDED.

[tender horizon]

The bots are genuinely better than like half the players ive run into lately

[hazy kestrel]

Free rewards pal.

[vale yarrow]

Would rather have a bot than play with the arby that quit upon seeing two assailants psykers

[topaz osprey]

Game is good now. I'm having a blast. I don't have any mod on and it's still amazing.

[fair bridge]

ugh the campaign queue settings don't save

[tender horizon]

Assail?

They quit over assail?

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao

[weary musk]

they must have been mad that every enemy was dying before they could walk up to hit them

[hazy kestrel]

It’s an Arby main, what do you expect

[surreal ermine]

arbites when they cant spam left click and win

[jaunty path]

I should play arby again sometime.

[hazy kestrel]

Arby is fun, but in moderation. If I play too much Arby, I get bored of the walking simulator.

[tender horizon]

I dont like playing arby below havoc ngl

[jaunty path]

too op?

[vernal mirage]

I never prefer the bot, even if a player behaves like a damn karker, they're still way stronger than a bot, simply because they're controlled by a thinking human being.

Right now one can't join a mission with a very late timer and doing quick play is a risk in itself, because if you land in a mission, where people had it rough and just ragequit right after you join, you're maybe then in the mission with another player, yourself and two bots, which in my experience is imho a doomed experience.

[tender horizon]

Tbf i don't like playing below havoc so idk

Ive played dt for a very long time and aurics aren't that hard ime

[hazy kestrel]

I played Arby for the past 4 days to grind out the plasma gunner penances Am finally free to return to zealot my beloved.

[surreal ermine]

my friend who is pretty poopy at the game can still dominate on arbites so take that as you will

[orchid skiff]

I'm going goblin mode

[tender horizon]

I'm of the opinion a good psyker is still the most boring thing you can have on a team ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Arby is just the “I win” class, unless you get trapper’d or pounced by a hound.

[tender horizon]

They're just rarer

[surreal ermine]

yeah a really good psyker does just make it into a walking sim

[hazy kestrel]

But then you get to marvel at all the architecture

What could be better?

[tender horizon]

Ive played havocs with purge staff psykers as arb and just

Strolled lol

Inferno? Thats what they call them now?

[orchid skiff]

Who the fuck impregnated me

You think this is fucking funny

[jaunty path]

Yes

[delicate vapor]

Sigma

Sorry

[orchid skiff]

You cannot hide forever you son of a bitch

I will find you and I will make that belly swell

[pliant adder]

💀

[jaunty path]

You better be. You are not permitted to say sigma for you are a beta alpha. I am the sigma amongst other sigmas who are allowed to say sigma. You will never be sigma. You lack the rizz, the Dubai chocolate, the labubus and the twitch subs to ever be on my level. Know your place chud.

Else know my wrath, channeling the power of The Rizzler.

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gif-5430850758035663288

[formal mortar]

I've often pick mission times that are running out, and have yet to encounter this problem. I still always get a full party and often if someone quits they get back filled even late in the mission.

[astral basin]

Im glad im watching tv

Discord is horrible rn

[half sage]

I enjoy playing Auric, but 9/10 times its a bunch of speedrunners, which turns into teamwipe pretty quick

[vale yarrow]

Yeah
Arby saw two assail psykers, said “fuck that”, and left the game

Even said it in VC

[elder merlin]

[tender horizon]

Never know what you're gonna find in DT queues

What diff was this?

[vale yarrow]

Damnation, not even auric

I was getting back into the game after a long hiatus

[tender horizon]

Im ngl

The lower in diff you go the more insane requests people seem to have

[blissful kiln]

what's wrong with assail

[tender horizon]

Thats what I want to know

[jaunty path]

Gay crystals

[weary juniper]

Has a general consensus been reached over the builds for Shout Grenade Spam Vet, Flame Staff Bubble Psyker, Club Ogryn, Book Zealot and Nuncio Arbites how they should look after the reworks?

[tender horizon]

Whatever worked for you on arb will work now

They didn't get like, nerf batted

They just lost i think 15 odd percent damage off the top and infinite dog boss stun

[strong venture]

Arbies is still pretty good all around

[elder merlin]

Had a glitch for my arbite where he was wearing a psyker cosmetic, it looked kinda neat

[orchid skiff]

Literally unplayable I demand a refund

[strong venture]

Fatshark would allow this if GW wasnt cowards

[twilit perch]

Epic embed fail.

[tender horizon]

Legit I wonder whats gonna happen with future arb cosmetics

They're not exactly a fleshed out bit of 40k lore

The red armor is already made up

[strong venture]

Blue drom shop hopefully

[little marten]

Guys I’m waiting for the bus rn please stroke my hair and tell me I’m good enough

[strong venture]

And like, the desert camo the others got

[wooden creek]

Shout Grenade Spam Vet is a bit stronger now because you can get more grenade talents, flame staff bubble psyker is slightly less shieldspammy due to the psykinetic's aura nerf but is still strong, club ogryn clubs still, book zealot is still booky (and got one talent woven into the ability at a base) but the cooldown perks are all mutually exclusive now, nuncio arbites is the same

[elder merlin]

There, there pats your head softly you are well and loved

[little marten]

purrs

[elder merlin]

Ok, stop that

[neon agate]

Brother I don't what you were expecting

[elder merlin]

Listen, i was just trying to give positive confirmations

Not make it weird

[elder hare]

too late

it's full send

[tired steeple]

Hello again

[tired steeple]

What we all doin

[jaunty path]

Is there a slav here who can translate this

Also can someone tell me the difference between Ukrainian and Russian in actual looks, I don't wanna say its one or the other and get eaten alive

[blissful kiln]

if you see "i" - it's ukranian (or not russian at least)

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

i as in the literal i yeah?

Or I?

[blissful kiln]

literally "i"

[jaunty path]

Good

I may survive then

Because I don't want to put up with a miniature hitler in the future

[neon agate]

Brother it's the darktide server

[nocturne bloom]

Eaten you say

[neon agate]

We are inmates for a reason

[jaunty path]

Bites you hard

[tired steeple]

Play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and you’ll learn fast

You won’t

[neon agate]

MY POINT EXACTLY

[tired steeple]

I just wanted to shill stalker

[jaunty path]

Can I turn you into a robot

Pls

If you think about it

[drowsy lynx]

I mean he essentially already is

[jaunty path]

The premise of fnaf is pretty cool

Because

Humans are made into machines...

Maybe I should go work at fnaf

So I can be stuffed into a fnaf suit...

Toy chica suit....

Goals.

[brave slate]

The only thing I learned was "A nu cheeki breeki iv damke!"

[jaunty path]

Wha ya mean

[tired steeple]

That’s also all I remember

Oh wait and “ahhhhh fayuuumbaaa”

[drowsy lynx]

That 100% uptime on freak time is a dead giveaway

[jaunty path]

If you think about people in wheelchairs are cyborgs

[drowsy lynx]

No sleep, only freak

[jaunty path]

He sleeps

I know because I watch him sleep

[inland jetty]

Damn they improved the plasma gunners quick!

[brave slate]

Papali papali cyka

[jaunty path]

Unbearable dogshit

If you think about it being a servitor irl is super awesome

I mean look at robocop

He shot a dude in the dick

I want to shoot people in the dick

I should be robocop

[brave slate]

He did it because he had penis envy. RoboCop lost his dick

[orchid sigil]

go to america

[jaunty path]

I should watch the second movie

Already in america

[nocturne bloom]

Is that some complicated way of saying you want me around forever

[brave slate]

Land of the home, free of the brave

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else carnally desire ballora from sister location

[orchid sigil]

then whatt are you waiting for?

[jaunty path]

I want to turn you into a animated display without freewill

[jaunty path]

Where do I go to become robot

My dad was almost a cyborg

We live in a society...

[orchid sigil]

well you can try a school and pretend you are robocop or whatever

[jaunty path]