general-chat

[orchid skiff]

Knife can clear a lot of space before gun is ready

[round mica]

till you come across the humble fearless tweaker with nails and glass inside a sock

[wise depot]

Oh I’m aware

[jaunty path]

Just for owning a gun or for shooting the guy

[orchid skiff]

Nice

[wise depot]

But doesn’t mean I can create space for myself too

[jaunty path]

Where I'm from, Pepper Spray is probably my best option

[wise depot]

the latter

[jaunty path]

Then again. There's laws for that as well..

[arctic escarp]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[round mica]

i keep an HK P30 as my conceal carry

[arctic escarp]

unironically tho

[round mica]

[wise depot]

I have a Glock 17

Gen 3

[orchid skiff]

I have a hidden small knife

Who cares about law

[wise depot]

I carry a conceal license too

[round mica]

my actual gun safe is an entirely different story

[wise depot]

At home, there’s the 12 gauge shotgun

And now I just got a 30-06 Springfield scoped rifle

[orchid skiff]

too many guns

rightwing???????

[round mica]

i mean, im a traditional conservative

who cares

[wise depot]

Right?

Who cares lmao

I’m “moderately” liberal

[jaunty path]

I'm a rizz master sigma.

[wise depot]

I need to take a political test again

[jaunty path]

Political tests are dumb

[whole glade]

ME TOO

[wise depot]

but also

[round mica]

the only people who see you for only your political views are people with too much time on their hands

[misty trench]

please for the love of god do not base your shit on internet horoscopes for the terminally online

[wise depot]

My mom is little afraid of guns

[jaunty path]

Just read up on the things you believe and assess yourself that way

[wise depot]

My dad and I have reassured her for the important of self defense

[jaunty path]

I'm just progressive.

[whole glade]

yeah, they told me i was centrist, im no where that

[ancient violet]

yikes, another block for the day 😈

[round mica]

my horoscope said i was a caprisun so i gotta be quirky and silly while doing socially unacceptable things 😜

[orchid skiff]

am i blocked 😭

[wise depot]

Clankers

[ancient violet]

nope

[jaunty path]

You're a drink?

Woaw..

[round mica]

yes

[orchid skiff]

would you still love me if i was a centrist

[round mica]

i love mi caprisuns

[little marten]

What we talking about now

[misty trench]

god what an AQUARIUS take

[ancient violet]

the other one was an anti vaxxer who was telling me conspiracy theories, it was mostly because like he wouldn't shut up

[wise depot]

Someone called me a scalie

who the fuck was it

[jaunty path]

I'm a Taurus. My dads an aries and my moms a libra.

[round mica]

fruit drinks and horoscopes

[little marten]

Oh horoscopes

[ancient violet]

ive worked with worse

[round mica]

you must be a gemini with all this sass

[little marten]

I’m a cancer

[jaunty path]

Crabs :3

[misty trench]

actually I'm a virgo

[tawny grail]

what's up virgo buddy

[round mica]

idek what the fuck i am

[ancient violet]

virg..... 😏

[orchid skiff]

i knew aquila was a virgin

[round mica]

nor do i care

[misty trench]

VIRGING MY GO

[amber delta]

I took a political chromosome test and it told me I got one extra

[round mica]

[ancient violet]

VIRGIL

🪑

[round mica]

sell it

[little marten]

I might as well be a vagitarius 😈

[misty trench]

you knew wrong

[wise depot]

Virgo?

More like virgin

[orchid skiff]

100%

[misty trench]

u gonna be Virgone in a fuckin minute I tell ya hwat

[orchid skiff]

[round mica]

apparently i’m a leo

[wise depot]

Scorpio? You fucking Scorpion

[round mica]

whatever that means

[misty trench]

Law Enforcement Officer

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Bro just BOOMED you

[elder merlin]

Wtf

[round mica]

don’t reach buddy

HES REACHING

[wise depot]

HES REACHING

[orchid skiff]

HES REACHING

[wise depot]

Bruh

[round mica]

[wise depot]

at the same time? You owe me a fucking Mountain Dew

[orchid skiff]

SEEK

[round mica]

i prefer coke

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

hey @elder merlin
whats ur opinion on the stealth section

[misty trench]

Sagittarius ahh drink

[elder merlin]

Stealth section? In what?

[orchid skiff]

i don't want my sign mentioned by a virgin

[wise depot]

Hey how’d you know I’m Sagittarius

[ocean widget]

R2

[round mica]

you look saggy

[wise depot]

Shut up clanker

[elder merlin]

Oh, in that one dlc with the robots?

[misty trench]

now it all makes sense smh

[plucky stag]

Did they bring back the parry for the dueling sword or am i tweaking

i dont play other classes than ogryn

[elder merlin]

I dont even remember

[ocean widget]

yes

[orchid skiff]

mercury is in retrograde

[round mica]

the only clanker here is paul who supports AI art

[whole glade]

whats the word for eldritch horror beyond comprehension?

[elder merlin]

Where if you get caught the door starts closing?

That one?

[misty trench]

Birmingham

[orchid skiff]

aquila

[ocean widget]

yup

the same one where if you get caught once you have to restart the entire adventure for the 2nd drop

[whole glade]

is that a place in england'

[ocean widget]

ye

[nocturne bloom]

Wow we have so much in common

[misty trench]

man I won the lottery and it was in turkish lira, Jupiter must be in gatorade smh

[whole glade]

i am not a place in england

[elder merlin]

I'll be honest, i dont even remember. Stealth fucking sucks in those types of games either way, i dont even think you get any type of stealth skill either, do you?

[ancient violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS94-_zy3Dg

[ocean widget]

you get a ring and a single skill from the hunter tree

[round mica]

have you had the cucumber gatorade

[ocean widget]

just tried to do it for zero
it is horrible

[misty trench]

this is the first I'm learning of this

[hushed cliff]

Does anyone else experience a game crash mid-match?

[round mica]

it’s not bad

[ocean widget]

it runs off passive awareness and i fucking hate it

[elder merlin]

The fuck ring gives you stealth?

[ocean widget]

no

[orchid skiff]

rotten armor?

[ocean widget]

a single ring reduces enemy awareness

and a hunter skill makes you invis

thats all the help you get

[elder merlin]

Literally what i asked

[ocean widget]

thats why i said this

[elder merlin]

Why did you say no to the original question?

@misty trench kill him

[misty trench]

hunter tree? ofc you guys are destiny 2 addicts smh

[ocean widget]

you said the fuck ring

[ocean widget]

nah remnant 2 class

Hunter becomes Shrouded, reducing enemy awareness and making them harder to hit while moving. Attacking or activating a Mod or Skill will instantly exit Shroud.

hunter shroud, fucking useless

only useful in that one specific instance

[round mica]

they are the only 2 last people supporting the game

[misty trench]

they're bungie alt-accounts

[round mica]

no one in their right mind is playing destiny 2 for fun anymore

and if you say you are, seek help

[ocean widget]

if i was a bungie alt account i wouldnt have said that the thought of playing destiny 2 again invokes thoughts of hanging myself

[misty trench]

idk I think Bungie probably agrees

[ocean widget]

[whole glade]

I AM TOO CONNECTED TO YOU!

SLIP AWAY!

[round mica]

i honestly see bungie as a whole getting dissolved very soon

[whole glade]

FADE AWAY!

[elder merlin]

In the form of a question, you poozer

[civic otter]

space king 3 is out, hadnt seen. peak

[elder merlin]

That's it, im gonna eat you

[ocean widget]

i miss the saviour gun

[round mica]

i’ve been playing a lot of megabonk

it’s so fun

and silly

[formal mortar]

Speaking of dissolve, saw that ea might get bought out

[elder merlin]

Bout time

By who though?

[formal mortar]

Saudis

[round mica]

i like the skeleton guy who rides around on his skateboard doing sick tricks throwing bones at dudes

very fun

[elder merlin]

Fuckin oof

[whole glade]

i love sping bunis

[blissful kiln]

Embracer Saudi deal 2: Electric Boogaloo

[formal mortar]

Ea valued around 45bil, and they are planning to buy it for 50bil

[misty trench]

it all becomes disney in the end...

[round mica]

the fight against tencent

[blissful kiln]

we have a saying for this

"shit vs piss"

[tawny gorge]

and it was in turkish lira?
you made nothing

[whole glade]

fnaf is peak

never left my fnaf phase

[misty trench]

THAT'S THE JOKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tawny gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/soulja-boy-copied-my-flow-stole-my-flow-word-for-word-bar-for-bar-gif-14171563705730215297

[round mica]

you know what they say, never bring poop to a piss fight

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[round mica]

i’m glad me sending this gif has brought long lasting irreparable damage to this server

[blissful kiln]

there's a similar saying, perhaps less fitting here, but it's still funny
"toad (was) fucking the viper"

[formal mortar]

Funniest part is that if they don't make up the money they borrow for the investment, ea is the collateral and the Saudis buying it lose nothing

[round mica]

@misty trench give me image perms back so i can send joemoji shaking ass violently

[tawny gorge]

your first shift at Tencent starts tommorrow

[misty trench]

it's quite literally beyond my power to do so

[whole glade]

i wish hadron had fun :[

[blissful kiln]

make him a mod

[tawny gorge]

no dead space

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[round mica]

can you patch me into a higher power

[misty trench]

I can't do that either

[tawny gorge]

actually it might be the opposite wtf

[round mica]

who the fuck hired you

[misty trench]

all I can do is destroy and dissolve, I cannot be a creative nor constructive force

[round mica]

WHO IS YOUR LEADER

[tawny gorge]

mfers gonna get around to approving dead space 4

[misty trench]

who's the prime minister of sweden rn?

[formal mortar]

Timmy is

[whole glade]

i fucking love fried eggs with hot sauce

[tawny gorge]

a tyrannid

[misty trench]

wtf based

[whole glade]

denmark better

[misty trench]

this is true

my partner is a dane so I'm legally bound to agree

[whole glade]

my family is from there and they are happy as hell

i wanna go see the pagan stuff

bc i pratice it and it would be sick as fuck to see the cool churches too

made lego too

thats based

[misty trench]

I'd love to go to legoland and eat a lego burger to really get my macroplastics rolling

[whole glade]

you arent microplasticmaxxing?

[misty trench]

no all the straws I eat are made of paper now

[whole glade]

L

[hard crane]

what flavor straws you eat

[whole glade]

there like 2 bucks for a 100 at walmart

[misty trench]

blue flavour ofc

[hard crane]

the only right choice

[whole glade]

me when revolver

i quick scope tf outta snipers

[dapper trench]

whats your favorite fruit loops flavor?

I like green

[whole glade]

nun

they dont have flavor.

also fruity pebbles better

[dapper trench]

yea

they doo

[whole glade]

no.

THEY DONT

[dapper trench]

Yes

they do

[whole glade]

Nuh uh

[dapper trench]

what else would the red flavor taste like?

[whole glade]

red 40

[dapper trench]

your probably like the purple flavor

sick fuck

[whole glade]

i love grape flavor

made me fruity as hell

[dapper trench]

lol

[wise depot]

green

or blue

[whole glade]

grape is so good

[orchid skiff]

[whole glade]

me fr

fruity as is in funny freaky way

not in a weird wau

[cobalt mauve]

Is anyone struggling with a decompression error? Nothing I've done has fixed it, reinstall, verify, remove all mods.

[cold wharf]

all my mods are fkd and i cant be bothered to find out why

[ocean widget]

update DML

[hardy wyvern]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1h82vr0/failed_to_decompress/

someone on reddit had literally the exact same issues and same comment

Try creating a fresh new User Account on Windows and run steam on that account

some comments on other threads are saying it's the data corrupted from darktide memory leak issue

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ecfqgm/anyone_else_getting_constant_memory_crashes/

when the computer runs out of DRAM memory it has the feature to cache the hard drive as a form of memory, the thing is when it does that it is either very slow in terms of execution, or very risky if it encounters application errors

[turbid locust]

Is the event based on purely ventilation purge and power supply missions?

[sage pike]

is there a discord that stays up to date with darktide mods and what is/isn't broken, etc?

[outer jasper]

pretty fucking sure

only makes the roaming packs of 80 plasma gunners more annoying

[inland mantle]

#📌communities message

[turbid locust]

lmao i aint playing it then

2 of the worst modifiers

[outer jasper]

vent purge is fine imo

the gunners arent

[fierce cave]

You play darktide?

[turbid locust]

no i just pretend to

[elder merlin]

[sage pike]

Thank you

[sage pike]

I am fairly new to modding and to the game

[fierce cave]

I don't have modding problems

Because I'm just a vanilla fella

[sage pike]

the main one I was trying to use was the thing that spawns all the mobs in the training area

[gleaming kite]

https://i.gyazo.com/ae313432a49d1f8a9af2c9644a2ac5e7.png

https://tenor.com/view/greenbutton-ringtone-kermit-the-frog-gif-27660877

[hardy wyvern]

smart fella not a fart fella

[thick fog]

Discord modding server
Alternatively use Nexus mod and check for most recently updated mods you have

[astral basin]

Tides darking

[fierce cave]

Blides arking

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[gleaming kite]

Yes

I've been told it's related to Rotten Armor, if you're playing Havoc

[cobalt mauve]

I appreciate the help. Not sure how the these help, however. Are you saying the decompression error is related to memory leaks? I’ll try out the user account, but the other one has been done for a while.

[dusk flare]

BRO I SWEAR TO GOD THE HAVOC SUCKS gendered organ and secondary gendered organ CAUSE I CRASH EVERY TIME 50% THROUGH THE MISSION

[ocean widget]

rotten armour modifier

[gleaming kite]

Basically impossible to climb Havoc consistently unless you avoid Rotten Armor

[dusk flare]

ok so i stop playing then i gues

[ocean widget]

yes

[elder merlin]

Its another cactus, @stuck wasp. Are you two related?

[stuck wasp]

We know each other

But not related

[hardy wyvern]

It's a guess but decompression error can be caused by many thing like just corrupted files, corrupted disk, RAM or overclocking. Here's the fatshark helpdesk and a steam convo about potential CPU cause to this, seem both have been resolved.

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/failed-to-decompress-failed-to-decompress-failed-to-decompress-failed-to-decompress/102406/11

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1361210/discussions/0/4513255804484776803/

[elder merlin]

That part was just a joke anyway

[stuck wasp]

Could have been in fairness, my brother has never used the cactus tag, but he did go with Heretical something before iirc

[hardy wyvern]

As you can see, IT is basically just praying to the machine spirit

[cursive gate]

Does also your game freeze while on a missions you have played like 15+ min in?

[cyan current]

yo am making some arby propaganda anyone wana rate my choice of wording

. HERESY HEARSAY
THE PLAUGES OF INSUBORDINATION
BURN THE WITCH

does this give off imperial poster or nah?

[little marten]

No mention of tithes

🤔

[shell goblet]

Warhammer 40,000 Darktide

[rocky moat]

wrong

[shell goblet]

damn :c

[little marten]

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

[gleaming kite]

Cactus and I go way back hehe

[river elbow]

40k Hammers of War: Tides of Darkness

[little marten]

W4a0r0h0a0mDmAeRrK Tide

[river elbow]

I had a stroke trying to comprehend that.

[little marten]

Symbols of chaos oft provoke revulsion of the mind

[river elbow]

Your Grandfather will not warp my mind.

[ocean widget]

plagues is spelt wrong

[hybrid prawn]

Eh, that doenst compare to my chaos god ciphers

[vestal mantle]

Today was gud day darktiding

I tricked my frends into playing the event

🙂

[hard crane]

yo chat what headphones yall use mine are kinda dying and i want recommendations

[cobalt mauve]

This definitely seems to be the case, since I am rocking the 14th gen intel cpus. All my benchmarks are running fine, so perhaps it just needs to be underclocked. I came to that unfortunate conclusing just recently :/.

[elder merlin]

Wireless turtle beach

[elder merlin]

Listen, they dont teach proper spelling in heretic class, they're trying their best

[hardy wyvern]

something something E-core P-core

[vestal mantle]

Yea, it was funny for a bit... At first they were like "oh, its foggy, thats not gonna do anything"

[foggy girder]

My damage feels way worse today than it did yesterday did something change? I run a Thammer boss killer build yesterday I was doing a third and some change but not day I’m like luck to get a quarter of health down. 🤣

[hazy kestrel]

Might be hit box nonsense pal.

Burgles are annoying for thammer bonks

[weak beacon]

500 plasma gunners

[hazy kestrel]

Also, are you making sure to hit the backstabs for extra damage?

[foggy girder]

Yeah. It’s just been a weird day in Darktide I guess. I’ll just take a break for today. Thanks for replying. I don’t see any patch notes so I must just be me and random none sense

[hazy kestrel]

Zealot did get a big rework, so maybe you’re missing a few thammermaxxing talents?

[vestal mantle]

Then a poxburster knocked 2 of them off the rail into a death zone

[round mica]

man who invented skittles

the most mid candy known to man

[little marten]

No.

Sour skittles are legit

Vegan too so you’re not scoffing liquified pig

[hazy kestrel]

Sour skittles are a war crime against my tastebuds, regulars are okay though. (I haven’t had skittles in years)

[cursive tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[bold vault]

Is there no channel to showcase drip here ?

[cursive tusk]

nope

[serene gulch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFgU_Rtta2w

OH YES

[ancient violet]

Driptide

[bold vault]

exactly

[plucky forum]

it's literally called driptide, it's here, just scroll lower

[cobalt mauve]

Just used some generic clocking to see if it is enough to prevent the crashing. I don't think it's in full degredation, but I may be coping, haha.

[plucky forum]

God, the current climb to havoc 40 was so bad, felt much worse then previous once, idk wtf changed, modifiers are more cancer i guess

At least when you get there it doesn't put you down again

[ancient violet]

I think with the buffs it get easier

The problem is that people don't know how to adjust tot he new modifiers and plasmas

[serene gulch]

SPACE KING 3

eggs

[bold vault]

oh right thanks

[plucky forum]

Ye, i guess so, but also the weird part is, sometimes plasma guys just don't spawn, for the last 4 missions from to 36-40 we haven't seen a single one

[agile crag]

because scab seed will give plasma gunners

dreg seed will give less or noen

[hazy kestrel]

Until the next reset

[ancient violet]

People seem to get put off guard when they go thru a rotten/garden

[plucky forum]

that's probably in December

[hazy kestrel]

This latest one is why I just quit havoc lmao. Tired of climbing like Sisyphus

Only to get struck down like Icarus

[astral basin]

Struck down

[plucky forum]

garden is probably the worst overall, because if it spirals out of control, then it's just - welp, a wave if infinite hp ogryns

[hardy wyvern]

[ancient violet]

Yeah but again has been on the game for a while people are already used to it

Rotten can be nasty if you don't prepare for it

[plucky forum]

rotten feels bugged, currently it's just - durable enemies, but also they spray green all over the screen on death , i think it's supposed to give a small amount of corruption

[ancient violet]

No it's supposed to drain a bit of toughness if you stay in the cloud

[blazing ibex]

Garden is my least favorite modifier tbh

It wouldn't be so bad if the game didn't spam so much that it becomes genuinely impossible at times to actually handle the things that are healing everyone.

[plucky forum]

Oh wait, real? Good to know, maybe because we can regen so fast it doesn't actually impact noticeably

[blazing ibex]

And dreg captains having a 100% chance to spawn purple is just dumb.

[ancient violet]

I think it does give you corruption if you have 0 toughness

[azure cobalt]

Any vets have tips for Focus soldier penance? Y
Trying to finish it

[ancient violet]

What is that penance?

I forgot

[hazy kestrel]

The crabwalking one I think

[azure cobalt]

Kill tagged enemies with focus fire

500 enemies

[ancient violet]

Nope just get grinding

Shouldn't be difficult just play the game normally

[astral basin]

New LoL media
Wooooo.

[azure cobalt]

I keep tagging enemies but its not advancing

[hazy kestrel]

Don’t you need to have x number of stacks for it to progress each kill?

[ancient violet]

Ew don't talk about LoL here

[azure cobalt]

I think its 10

Or more

[hazy kestrel]

Yep, it’s the crabwalking one

[ancient violet]

Huh?

[astral basin]

Media. There is no game

[ancient violet]

Ok I'm checking it online

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[ancient violet]

I'm confused

No just kill them

You need to be the one to kill the tagged target

[astral basin]

League of Legends. Does not exist.
Only comics and cinematics

[azure cobalt]

It has to be specalist enemies

[astral basin]

Tagged*

Lol

[formal mortar]

Just tag and shoot, quite simple

[ancient violet]

Where does it say that in the penance?

[hazy kestrel]

Oh, then it’s not the crabwalking one after all.

[blissful kiln]

no more crab

[ancient violet]

I know this is Darktide

Therefore misinformation central

But this is something I literally have pulled up

[blissful kiln]

crab was kill

[ancient violet]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/penances/focus-soldier

[hazy kestrel]

Reject humanity. Return to crab-vet.

[hard crane]

crab vet is gone 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

[azure cobalt]

In a firefight

[hard crane]

i unironically might have used crab vet node

[ancient violet]

What is stopping you?

[azure cobalt]

Soo many enemies

[hard crane]

the node is kill

[azure cobalt]

Can't chat and shoot

[hard crane]

no more free stacks from standing still

[blissful kiln]

where were you 🎵
on that faithful day 🎵
when crab was kill 🎵
on 23 septembeeeer 🎵

[ancient violet]

So?

What's stopping you from crab walking?

🦀

[hazy kestrel]

I was at home, eating my corpse starch, when the phone rang.

“Crab-vet is kill” they said.
“No”

[hard crane]

if only crab vet node still existed

oh yea no provisions penance is bugged 🔥

[wraith solstice]

somebody up for a Just A Flesh Wound penance run ?

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, got it on heresy?

[hard crane]

yea, was chilling with lower leveled friends

[hazy kestrel]

I struggled through auric for nothing

[hard crane]

got it even AFTER using things that it said to not use

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I say struggled, it was just annoying with the plasma gunner spam lmao

[hard crane]

also goliath is funny

[ancient violet]

No 📢

[hazy kestrel]

Scrap code is best code

[hard crane]

i love just runing into a crowd and knocking them all onto their asses

[azure cobalt]

I just need need that focus soldier, keep it tight, find your targets, and Be methodical and I am all done

[hazy kestrel]

With everything? Or just vet.

[ancient violet]

All of those are super easy to get, nothing complicated

[azure cobalt]

Just vet at the moment, going in order

[ancient violet]

The krak one is pretty nasty

[azure cobalt]

Thankfully I got Long bomb done by rng

[hazy kestrel]

Just play some low havoc with the Moebian 21st modifier and spam kraks into the mobs

Simple as

[azure cobalt]

I am on ps5

Saving money for a good pc

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, just run some low havocs my guy. You’ll be fine.

No mods needed, was unclear

[azure cobalt]

Its all good

[ancient violet]

I had to do it before mobian 21st parch

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences

[azure cobalt]

I got long bomb done by playing Rolling steel just by Yeeting a grenade down range

Praying to the Emperor and he has blessed me with it

[ocean hound]

How good is darktide is it worth the play?

Thinking about it since I played space marines a lot

[ancient violet]

Yes

[azure cobalt]

If you like horde shooters like left 4 dead then you'll enjoy this game

[ocean hound]

Pretty much like vermintide as well?

[azure cobalt]

Yes

With a amazing soundtrack

[ancient violet]

Darktide is also pretty cheap atm on deals.gg

[ocean hound]

Alr I buy it at Monday

[plucky forum]

vermintide meets more pew pew options, the game

[ocean hound]

Since i am getting paid for tomorrow

[ancient violet]

No buy it now 😈

[azure cobalt]

Their is no frendly fire...if you accidently shot a exploding barrel

[ocean hound]

Ah right

[plucky forum]

Or when all 3 teammates are about to push the poxburster away but you really need that penance

[ancient violet]

Wait I just realized new penances were in this patch 💀

[azure cobalt]

Theirs a new class which gives us a doggo and yes you can pet it

[ocean hound]

How much is the class?

[azure cobalt]

10 If i remember?

[ocean hound]

Oh right I think about it

Solider class looks good

[azure cobalt]

You can't go wrong with the vet class

[plucky forum]

Tbh, base 4 will give you hundreds hours of gameplay if it sticks with you, so get arbs after that

[ocean hound]

Does game have so much to do?

Like mission wise?

[azure cobalt]

Yes

[ocean widget]

celebrating

[ocean hound]

Right this seems interesting

[ocean widget]

fucking hated that penance

[ocean hound]

So is there like a upgrade system?

Leveling up?

[plucky forum]

hopefully 1-2 new maps in the last update this year

[ocean hound]

Its good how warhammer games just get updates

Like literally mostly all of them

Vermintide is still getting updates which is crazy

[azure cobalt]

We do have mini boses to fight

[plucky forum]

Both, leveling up characters + upgrading the gear. And fuck am I jealous of new people who won't experience the trash rng system that was at the start

it's actually good now, lol

[ancient violet]

In the conventional sense Darktide doesn't really appeal to a lot of people

It's not a movie game

Or professional level sport

That's why it's the greatest 😈

[ocean hound]

At least game is still getting lots of content i might as well buy it

I mean since its a horde shooter I like them games

[azure cobalt]

The ingame store..could be better tho

[ancient violet]

Yeah HD2 was the only game after L4D2 to popularized horde shooters again to the conventional audience

But that is mostly because of the YouTubers doing clickbaits on the game

[whole glade]

update: my mom loves peacemaker

[plucky forum]

Well, i wouldn't call it LOTS , devs are infamous for their slow ass pipeline, but it's getting there bit by bit

[uneven ermine]

When you’re in call but too socially awkward to say hi so you’re just listening to other people play the game

[plucky forum]

Core gameplay carries this game insanely

[ancient violet]

Core gameplay is unfortunately out of reach for most people 😞

[plucky forum]

I legit hope they make a single player rpg one day, with tide style of combat

[ancient violet]

I've been watching a lot of streamers trying the game out

I've noticed that this game has an extremely tricky learning curve

[plucky forum]

You mean the mechanics in general?

[ancient violet]

It's not necessarily steep, the issue is the game doesn't teach you much

[azure cobalt]

I kind of wished we faced more enemies of the warp

[ancient violet]

There is a huge difference being John Whick versus struggling into 3 poxwalkers

[plucky forum]

Oh yeah, in that part the basic tutorial is just nothing, if you ever want to push above malice ofc

[regal hearth]

Is modding borked on Linux until the fork of the mod loader is updated?

[ancient violet]

Because I was seeing an Arbi on Twitch doing Havoc 25s with 3 wounds curios 💀

And he was wondering why he kept loosing

[azure cobalt]

Three wound curios...oh my Kragging lord

[hard crane]

3 wound curios

[azure cobalt]

Mix it up for sakes

[low hemlock]

funni catshark kept it the same for over 3 years

[plucky forum]

Fatshark can code in "the funny" when you equip them, it auto switches your class to marti zealot

[azure cobalt]

Make it have a oh whats the bloody word?

[hard crane]

do i keep my weapons though?

aw

no purgatus staff wielding martyrdom zealot

[low hemlock]

sry pal, fatshark will NOT allow that

[azure cobalt]

Instead of what we have make it a full list of past items and current items for us too buy.

It will make everyone happy

[ocean widget]

that aint ever happening

[low hemlock]

if only

[azure cobalt]

It they put all the braincells together then they will see us here saying thank you

[low hemlock]

well u forgor, they don’t want em rejects to be “happy”

[ocean widget]

the day FS adds the ability to buy any cosmetic is the day theres no bullets in america

[azure cobalt]

Look I'm just saying what we are all thinkin

[low hemlock]

woah there bucko, me on the same side

[azure cobalt]

Theirs armor I missed out on that I want like the classic krieg set

[low hemlock]

just have a long experience w/ ol fattyshark, that there’s one thing to learn from FS:

“Always keep your expectations L O W, when anything is coming from FatShark”

[azure cobalt]

Or just give me a full Cadian armor

[ancient violet]

As much as people karma farm on reddit against Fatshark

The only problem I have with their decisions this year is not fixing the cosmetic store 💀

[low hemlock]

P R E A C H‼️‼️‼️‼️

[azure cobalt]

Or make me look like a skitarii

[ancient violet]

Other than the bugs

Every patch has been a huge W

[azure cobalt]

Because we will never see that ever happen

True Orcka

[normal dove]

Man

the only people playing damnation near me are so painfully new

[azure cobalt]

How about a sister of battle outfit for the female?

[ancient violet]

In all fairness, Damnation is probably the most efficient way to farm mats

So it makes sense people push for it

It's not really an overreaching issue, it's more of a learning issue with the game itself

I don't think damnation is that difficult for the majority of players

But they develop very bad habits early

Which hurts them in Damnation and Aurics

[low hemlock]

like how new?

like going down every 2-5 minutes or dieing in about 10 minutes new?

[formal mortar]

Damnations are pretty easy

[azure cobalt]

If you have the right set up and team

[ancient violet]

Everything is relative 😈

[blissful kiln]

in theory
in reality you need to keep yourself from casting brain burst on self when waiting for 2-3 people to finish farming poxwalkers

[low hemlock]

THE DAY fatshark update/reoverall the “Premium” Cosmetic shop…..
will be the day I legit shed tears of 🌈joy & happiness☀️

[blissful kiln]

I got all my careers to auric - never again

[formal mortar]

I just have to get this zealot to auric and then I'm going to start running havocs

[low hemlock]

imagine the next update teaser being a smal clip of ms. Hallowette in her shop doin a lil decoration

i’d be hella hyped

[normal dove]

yes

[opaque bridge]

so the preview voice doesnt work anymore?

[formal mortar]

I mean if you're in the game with them you can give them some advice in voice

preview voice for character creation?

If so then you can just click between the voice types and it will play a different line

[plucky forum]

it's broken on some items, if that's what you mean

[normal dove]

They won't push forward when they need to, and then when a boss spawns they run forward and agro the rest of the mapinstead of killing it

omfg

and half the games where I have real people get aborted at the end

I'm never getting my psyker and arbites out of damnation

[azure cobalt]

I just pushed a Plague Orge off the map with my ability

[dull violet]

be me
decide to play a game of darktide
get good team that works well
sorry your game was aborted due to a unexpected error

[ancient violet]

Impossible

No such thing as a good team 😈

[dull violet]

well thats a real negative attitude

[white vale]

It does happen sometimes

Most of the time I have to carry and half that time I die miserably

[limber zealot]

How's it going y'all

[white vale]

Breddy gud

I got a job

[limber zealot]

Nice

I have some work next Thursday

[white vale]

Mine starts on the 7th

[limber zealot]

I'm just helping set up for a trade show so it'll only be work for a few days

But it pays $40/hr

[white vale]

Can't wait for my first day of sitting for 8 hours in front of a game and then writing a report to shit on the devs

[limber zealot]

Could do worse lmao

That's a neat job tho

[ancient violet]

No I mean that just carry yourself

Fuck "team synergies"

Just be better

[white vale]

Like this is literally my dream job actually

Ubisoft are one of the clients of the corpo I'm working for

I will get to shit on Ubisoft and I'm gonna get paid for it

[stable hatch]

god darktide makes me hate other people so fucking much

[rocky moat]

first time?

[little marten]

Darktide is ultra intense but I can’t say it’s one of those games that ever makes me angry at other people

[stable hatch]

never. just an occasional reminder

[little marten]

It’s chill af insanity for the most part

[rocky moat]

i dont really get angry so much as i get irritated from being tired

i don't have much energy generally and the thing that burnt me out of darktide and continues to is the same issue of people just not wanting to pull their own weight

[normal dove]

I have more damage and kills than the rest of my team combined

and they don't know how to do the obj

so I have to somehow clear the entire horde, and do hab draeko tree at the same time

[elder merlin]

Moff

[normal dove]

This has been me all week lol

[rocky moat]

indeed

[rocky moat]

yeah i dont know what's up with players just

[little marten]

Yes you definitely notice the not pulling weight when you drown in poxwalkers

[rocky moat]

not knowing how to play as of late

[little marten]

It’s just rusty af players coming back since the last update thinking they still got the muscle memory 6 months later

[normal dove]

Or just new players in general

[little marten]

That would be cool

[normal dove]

I do think them bringing back horde timers? (can't remember what its called) is fucking people up

[azure cobalt]

Ooh I got the penance No Provisions done somehow

[normal dove]

people keep thinking they can slow down and clear out every enemy before moving forward

but that is just spawning another wave on to

In other news, castigator shotguns are still hilarious

Castigator True grit, the final plasma gun solution

[azure cobalt]

No

[last valve]

<@&735928989146939404>

[blazing ibex]

Well this is new.

[azure cobalt]

Someone turn West into a servo skull

[wheat sphinx]

West is a bad Varlet

[fair bridge]

tummy hurts

mods help

HELP

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[hardy wyvern]

lie down on your back

or sit on the golden throne

[jovial flicker]

does gunner damage reduction on curio also reduce plasma gunner damage?

[astral basin]

Someone required. A servoskull?

[azure cobalt]

Oh good we got rid of West

[elder merlin]

Delete that man's motor functions

[astral basin]

Unfortunately. The task of committing others to servitor status. Is out of my jurisdiction.

[azure cobalt]

Guy named west here just popped out of know where telling about college and other things with chat in dms for if you help, which to me sounds like a bad idea

[astral basin]

It seems as though one of our Inquisitorial masters. Has taken care of the situation.

[ripe tangle]

I normally immolate people beyond procurement, so people I kill tend not to become Servo-Skulls.

Who would even want a Servo-Skull made from a Heretic anyway?!

would that corrupt the Machine?

[azure cobalt]

We could re program the heretic's skull somehow

Hehehe...sounds fun to me

[river elbow]

College? What the fragging Hel is that? Is that part of the Progenium?

[astral basin]

Servo skulls are made. From the esteemed and rightous. In the hopes that their spirit lives on to serve further.

[ripe tangle]

it is.

[elder merlin]

Well then las gun him or somethin

[ripe tangle]

more reason not to servitorise those I slaughter, for my rapacious wrath shall only be directed toward the unfaithful.

[azure cobalt]

I would happily turn these heretics... into test subjects

[elder merlin]

Ewww, no, stop that

Go back into your lab

[ripe tangle]

When I finish with Heretics, their bones are often so charred, they’re rendered into dust by mere touch.

[elder merlin]

We're not at techpriest levels of fuckery yet

[azure cobalt]

Not like that...I mean in weapon seeing what it causes!! Get your mind out of the gutter

[elder merlin]

How are you at barbeque though? Not heretics, i mean regular meat

[astral basin]

Indeed. Those lifeforms do not deserve redemption offered.
They serve. Some purpose. However little.

[river elbow]

There's a Heretic under every rock ain't there?

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

is chat warhammer rp’ing

[azure cobalt]

Just need some plasma...acid...and some..batterie fluid

[uneven ermine]

I require someone to read me a bedtime story

[ripe tangle]

Excellent! I have learned the art of slow-roasting Grox from Sister Superior Isabella before I left Obedience.

[elder merlin]

I'll disassemble you into component parts

[azure cobalt]

Their once was a ugly barnicle who was ugly that everyone..died.
The end.

[elder merlin]

Hmmmm, barbeque hangout when?

[uneven ermine]

[ripe tangle]

Soon.

I can also do incredible things with Corpse Starch.

[uneven ermine]

Well I’m gonna go turn the Golden Throne into a Dreadnought

[elder merlin]

Lol

[ripe tangle]

I can bake bread with it.

[azure cobalt]

😇

[elder merlin]

Mothman comin to fortnite

[astral basin]

If you fail to achieve. Required sleep parameters at this time. You will be branded heretic, and liability to your comrades.
May your dreams be. Righteous.

[uneven ermine]

But it will let the emperor purge xenos again

[rocky moat]

that doesn't sound heretical to me that sounds badass as hell

[ripe tangle]

Oh…

[uneven ermine]

Nah my motivation is gone now

[rocky moat]

this is a good idea i reckon

[uneven ermine]

Back to the guard

[ripe tangle]

Err… I might need to consulte a more superior Sister to see if that counts as Heresy or not.

[uneven ermine]

For Armageddon and the Steel legion if you need me I’ll be making a cup of Re-Caff

[ripe tangle]

I’ll get back to you, Bolter Round and all.

[uneven ermine]

Or hear me out

You

Me

Atoma

What are we purging?

Heretics of course

[ripe tangle]

HERETICS!

[jaunty path]

#zealot-class message

idk this is hard asf

Wouldn't you want the emperor alive again, Sister lucia

[uneven ermine]

I wish my teammates in this game had a sense of whimsy

[ripe tangle]

He never died, to say so is Heresy.

He’s always been alive, his soul is everlasting.

[uneven ermine]

I never find anyone in character

[jaunty path]

What about his body

[ripe tangle]

Powerful.

Have you not seen his likeness in Statues?

They’re everywhere throughout the Imperium.

[elder merlin]

He just a sleepy guy

Has the god emperor ever pulled a Darkseid?

Animated a statue somewhere to do something?

Darkseid did that once when he was stuck in the source wall

[ripe tangle]

This sounds more like something the Mechanicus would do ngl.

[astral basin]

It is my request. To guide the systems of a Kataphron.
Any combat servitor will do however. I crave. Violence

[azure cobalt]

Ooh...perhaps

[lethal solstice]

He possessed guilliman once

[jaunty path]

When is he gonna stand up

[lethal solstice]

When 40k isn't profitable anymore

[lethal socket]

So hear me out

Why not turn the emperor

[elder merlin]

When he was fighting Mortarion? Yeah

[azure cobalt]

That will be the day

[lethal socket]

Into corpse starch?

[lethal solstice]

Because that would involve him dying

[lethal socket]

He could feed some people I bet

[astral basin]

Heresy. Heresy.

[elder merlin]

Sister Lucia gonna get you for that one

[lethal socket]

She can try

[lethal solstice]

And would pop the rift below terra and then rebirth him as The Dark King

[astral basin]

Sister Lucia. Get the flamer.

The heavy. Flamer.

[lethal socket]

Not from my Ghostkeel

[azure cobalt]

Let me at him

[elder merlin]

Did Lucia pick this moment to go afk?

[uneven ermine]

You think the echlisarchy deams it heresy to have Bio-Augmentation to facially reconstruct into the emperors visage?

Or is it like

A honor

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle

Heresy is afoot

[azure cobalt]

I have my biofuel ready and machines!!

[lethal socket]

What are you gonna do? Bring a tank?

Good luck, my ghostkeel has already called your machine spirit cringe and it is sobbing as we speak

[elder merlin]

What are their thoughts on that one blood angel's guy walkin around with a mask of Sanguinius's face?

[uneven ermine]

I mean it’s a Baalite tradition dating back to pre-heresy

[azure cobalt]

Ooh you wanna go tau!!, at least we have the honor to fight in glorius Melee combat

[elder merlin]

Oh, is it?

[uneven ermine]

Mhm Death Masks

[lethal socket]

Kroot. Kill this gue'la

[astral basin]

No hand, mortal nor mechanical, may recreate his perfect visage.
Even the statues of his blessed figure. Are mock effigies.

[uneven ermine]

Don’t waste your time on the tau they only live like 40 years

50 tops

They die during a midlife crisis

[lethal socket]

Not with that attitude

[azure cobalt]

Point taken

[lethal socket]

Nano machines son

[uneven ermine]

Ah-ah-ah

[round pond]

Surely completing the penance battle pass should give some better rewards

[lethal socket]

We have our own dreadnought too!

[elder merlin]

Shit, i wish i could die at 40

Hell, 30 would also be acceptable

[uneven ermine]

Vashtorr the Arkifane is getting interested

[round pond]

Am I crazy? it should totally have better rewrad

[uneven ermine]

Don’t entice them

[round pond]

rewards

[azure cobalt]

Pffff you call that a dreadnaught? Hahaha

[lethal socket]

Farsights best friend is basicslly a dreadnought

[azure cobalt]

We have walking churches

[lethal socket]

Considering lore wise, battlesuits are dreadnoughts tech wise but faster and can fly. Yeah

[elder merlin]

There will be no good rewards for events ever again, we got aquilas once and that is it.

[lethal socket]

'Knight this. Titan that.'

Whatever go my stormsurge

[azure cobalt]

Weaboo mech suits

[elder merlin]

And that was already fatshark spoiling us

[round pond]

Forget aquilas, at least give a purple title

[uneven ermine]

Guys…

I think Abominatus is on the front lawn

That’s

That’s not good right?

[azure cobalt]

Mhm...nope

[elder merlin]

Eat shit and die, how bout dat?

[round pond]

i will kill your family

[uneven ermine]

I’m gonna die bayonet charging a titan aren’t I

[lethal socket]

I can hear the whines of the imperiums husk over the sounds of the glorious commander Farsight!

[elder merlin]

I'll eat yours

[azure cobalt]

Yep

[uneven ermine]

Welp

[round pond]

i'll have consensual gay sex with your father

[azure cobalt]

Smile while your doing it

[elder merlin]

My biological father is a piece of shit, go ahead

[uneven ermine]

Tell my commisar she’s pretty I’m gonna go detonate 30 melts charges in a limpet mine charge

[azure cobalt]

Ok I am heading off it has been fun chatting with you all, see ya all tomorrow

[round pond]

I'll have sex with your primary male role model

[elder merlin]

Patrick Swayze?

[rocky moat]

sounds like you just wanna have sex iwth dudes honestly

[elder merlin]

He died

[round pond]

what is your profile

[elder merlin]

Also a dead guy, if you mean the picture

[azure cobalt]

A one piece character

[elder merlin]

Who doesnt?

[rocky moat]

me

[uneven ermine]

Do you like moths

[rocky moat]

yes

[uneven ermine]

Me too

[elder merlin]

Fair, they can be kind of dicks

[rocky moat]

at times yes

and also i hvge like a partner too

[uneven ermine]

I like Cinnibar and Cecropia moths

[elder merlin]

Oh, my bad, Charlotte

[uneven ermine]

They’re pretty

[rocky moat]

oh no its ok its funny

[elder merlin]

No, i meant on your profile

[rocky moat]

fire emoji

whar

[elder merlin]

Didnt realize you didnt wanna be dmed without permission first

[rocky moat]

oh my status

that's fine i know you lmfao

[elder merlin]

Oh alright

[rocky moat]

it was mostly to stop randoms from the hd2 server from dming me lol

[hard star]

Void kraken ate half the ship I was in stuck in warp help

[uneven ermine]

I never talk there it’s

A pit

[rocky moat]

a pit of doom

[uneven ermine]

Uhhhh

[hard star]

Gellar field failing

[uneven ermine]

Uhhh

Pull the pin

[hard star]

Punched spikey marine and reduced to liquid

[rocky moat]

well, here's your chance to prove your faith

[elder merlin]

Soon

[hazy kestrel]

You’re cooked pal

[hard star]

Rations have legs all wrong

[uneven ermine]

Do what Reynauld would do

[elder merlin]

Soon, the great hunt will begin

[uneven ermine]

Soon

4 days

[hard star]

…

[uneven ermine]

And it’s mine

Just four days

[rocky moat]

the great hunt when the kinda shitty hunt walks into the room

[hard star]

Man wanting to fortify position is helping all is good

[rocky moat]

just a week away

ccan you believe it

[elder merlin]

4 days? Mine starts in two lol. What is in 4 days for you?

[hard star]

Big bearded like guilleman

[uneven ermine]

Yotei

[hard star]

But yellow not blue

[elder merlin]

Oh lol

[hard star]

Says name rogal dorn

[elder merlin]

Im talkin about the monster hunter wilds final fantasy collab myself

[uneven ermine]

I preordered the deluxe edition despite usually being staunchly against pre ordering

I trust sucker punch

[uneven ermine]

[elder merlin]

Fair

[hazy kestrel]

Perturabo is better

[hard star]

Monster running from him

[uneven ermine]

I’ll never forgive typhus

Pre-heresy death guard are my favorite

[astral basin]

Oh yeah mh did have a ff collab recently

New mech monster i think?

[hazy kestrel]

He played the entirety of the DG like a damn fiddle.

[hard star]

On morning star everyone shock me appeared with rogal dorn

Says I’m emprah annointed

[lethal socket]

Look I would happily trade the lives of the entire black templar chapter for good chaos books

And I hate chaos

[eager bronze]

just dc'd and no one is in my mourning star

really weird me and my friend both had it happen

[hard star]

In mess hall bowing to rogal doen

[rocky moat]

sorry i was a little hungry

[eager bronze]

chewing wires again?

[rocky moat]

no

[astral basin]

Thats a low bar. Most of us would trade them in for a good book

[white vale]

Like Helsreach

[hardy wyvern]

i there no one on party finder

for havoc

or is like everyone playing already at like higher levels

[white vale]

Yea I think most people are just in the higher Havoc tiers, so you don't get many parties for the lower ones

[hardy wyvern]

womp womp

[ripe tangle]

@uneven ermine are you attracted to porch lights?

[uneven ermine]

Romantically no but in the way most stare at the stars sure

[lethal socket]

Nothing of value would be lost if the black templars got eradicated by the tau

<3

[ripe tangle]

as a moth-man, do you ever feel the need to bump your head into it?

[white vale]

Grimaldus and Shadowsun should make out

[elder merlin]

@ripe tangle did you not see what @lethal socket said earlier?

[uneven ermine]

No

I kinda hit/tap my head sometimes with my fist

[lethal socket]

I may say farsight and Guilliman should passionately make out while shirtless but like

[uneven ermine]

Concussive stimulation

[lethal socket]

But shadowsun and Grimaldus?

Now shadowsun and saint Celestine + Greyfax?

Truly peak

[elder merlin]

I just want a buff lady Kroot warior

[lethal socket]

TRUE

[white vale]

Owlcat's Dark Heresy coming soon

[lethal socket]

I want a kroot wife to hunt me for sport

[elder merlin]

I just want her to break my pelvis, is that too much to ask for?

[hazy kestrel]

I want Rinda to put me in the cauldron, but we can’t always have what we want

Lmao

[lethal socket]

Nah she would smell worse then a black templar fan

[ripe tangle]

No, don’t say such things!

It’ll invite the taint of Slaanesh’s influence and you’ll become Lamia.

[white vale]

As if he hadn't already been inviting Slaanesh by wanting to fuck a kroot

[uneven ermine]

Any more questions for me Lucia?

[elder merlin]

I mean, dont tempt me with a good time

[elder merlin]

Why am i inviting slaanesh by wanting to fuck a Kroot though? Kroot arent daemons, that aint his/her jurisdiction

Its not like this is "I wanna goto into the warp and fuck the metaphysical incarnation of lust, while eating doughnuts forever"

I just wanna fuck a green alien woman

Pretty tame stuff, all things considered really

[white vale]

She don't got the holes bro 🥀

[elder merlin]

Damn, really?

How do they have children then?

They regurgitate them or somethin?

[hard star]

Saw spiky marine on tertium

Was green and smelled like mucus

[hazy kestrel]

What can I say pal, tall women make me swoon and Rinda is pretty dang tall.

[hard star]

@ripe tangle
Is this heretic?

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah pal.

[hard star]

cardboard cut of ogryn falls to the ground revealing a Arbitrator and her dog “Princess”

HERETIC.
Pumps shotgun

[hazy kestrel]

Ah grut, I blame Licht for corrupting me with the Rinda thirstposting

[rocky moat]

who isn't

[jaunty path]

Did someone say robot girls

[uneven ermine]

No just moths

[jaunty path]

Where are the robot girls

[hazy kestrel]

I don’t believe so pal, Rinda thirstposting currently.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, you have Hadron.

[uneven ermine]

“There’s no flavor without SPORT”

[rocky moat]

yeah someone said that so i was summoned here

[elder merlin]

Get back here and answer my damn question, since you wanna be the expert on kroot physiology

[hazy kestrel]

“Well aren’t you full of vigor? What a feast you’ll make!”

Don’t threaten me with a good time, Rinda.

[elder merlin]

I do love that voiceline, i love Rhinda's voice in general

Who is her voice actress?

[white vale]

Males rub the females' back and the females carry the eggs like that one type of frog

[rocky moat]

guys idk if y ou knew but to make babies you have to have sex.... and.... people in the imperium of man have babies...

[elder merlin]

I knew the back thing, and one type of frog? Oh, so the tadpole kroot come out of their back?

Gotcha

[rocky moat]

humanity is corrupted by slaanesh smhsmh

[elder merlin]

If anything, we corrupted that fucker, not the other way around

[grave plaza]

Internet is either slaneesh or tzeetch

[rocky moat]

truth

[uneven ermine]

Emma Stannard

[elder merlin]

Slaanesh couldnt keep up with humanity's lust and fetishization of everything if it tried

[lethal socket]

So

[elder merlin]

We out here ballin and fuckin, aint nothing can compare

[lethal socket]

Okay sopookie

Kroot reproduce via back rubs

Yes

[white vale]

If humanity is this bad then I shudder to think what the fuck they were doing in the Eldar empire

[elder merlin]

You're late

[lethal socket]

FUCK

[elder merlin]

That one poozer already told

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat pal

[elder merlin]

Listen

[lethal socket]

I was getting off the bus to walk home

Damn

[elder merlin]

Im sure there is some art somewhere of a kroot baddie

[lethal socket]

There is

[elder merlin]

Just gotta find it

[uneven ermine]

Why are we talking about Kroot Reproduction

[lethal socket]

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[elder merlin]

Cause i wanna fuck a big buff kroot lady