general-chat

[granite lily]

OH UH

[elder merlin]

[long sigil]

i am asian yello monkey ass

[elder merlin]

Bouta see a ban in a sec

[ancient violet]

@obtuse oak this guy is really fishing for a reaction

[granite lily]

1000% forgot I had a cover photo set because I paid for expensive Nitro, Its an Avatar I customized for VRC

[long sigil]

yello monkey hating yello monkey is ok right

?

[modest flume]

RIP Korean Bart

[arctic escarp]

well theyre not trying to convert the strike team, but the impoverished citizens

[elder merlin]

I see

[long sigil]

what

why

i am blame my self

[elder merlin]

[arctic escarp]

saying it is pretty vague and can be construed as a racist statement yes

[remote jackal]

but how do they know that we are a strike team? Some of us look like homeless people.

[elder merlin]

Do it to him, @obtuse oak

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

Say less rn

[arctic escarp]

like would you say I hate China in front of a chinese person?

[cold wharf]

++BY THE SPACE KING'S LIGHT, MY SACRED PROGENITOR ORBS ARE QUICKENED WITH HOLY VIGOUR++

it was worth the wait

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-milk-gif-6919750708092698197

[ancient violet]

isn't the whole "yellow peril" shit invented by Europeans? 🤔

[elder merlin]

Yellow fever?

[long sigil]

hmm

[elder merlin]

Probably

[arctic escarp]

we're heavily armed and well trained

personal fashion is irrelevant

[sick spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-asian-chinese-silly-ccp-gif-17771773925036748435

[long sigil]

than

[arctic escarp]

like have you seen actual tier 1 guys when theyre blending in

[obtuse oak]

It's not about what's racism or who's right, if you want to make jokes then that's fine to a certain extent, but simply do not engage in geopolitically sensitive topics or culture war nonsense or anything that I deem to be a problem

(this is not a democracy)

[long sigil]

culture hate bad too i guess

[arctic escarp]

looked just like anyone else, except all the war gear

[ancient violet]

average WH universe

smh my head 1984

[long sigil]

china man did shit at street in korea land

many times

ok

i follow the rule

[ancient violet]

lmao

[arctic escarp]

ok can we mute this guy

[sick spindle]

are you chinese

[cold wharf]

if it was would it still work? 🤔

[long sigil]

fuk u

rude

[arctic escarp]

like asian on asian racism is a different breed lemme tell you

[ancient violet]

funnily enough ive seen random people take a shit right outside my apartment

I don't take their entire race into accountability for it

[ancient violet]

Korean probably from the name

[arctic escarp]

well I hope hes muted now haha

[shadow flax]

anyone got the vortex launcher to work in game?

[ancient violet]

wait you use vortex?

[shadow flax]

i did but now it crashes on startup

[long sigil]

한국인한테 중국인이냐 묻는건 가장 버릇없는 행동이고 길거리에서 맞아죽을수있습니다

eat ㅗ

[thick fog]

Grok translate me this

[ancient violet]

Asking a Korean if they are Chinese is the most rude thing to do and could get you beaten to death on the street.

woooaaah, look at this guy

[arctic escarp]

or asking a chinese if theyre japanese

[remote jackal]

How do you do that? Is this a built in translator for discord?

[ancient violet]

no

i just used google translate

[obtuse oak]

Ok he's now muted. Move along citizens

[arctic escarp]

🐐

[thick fog]

thank you grok

[ancient violet]

based hank decision

[remote jackal]

Why is google translate making the text look so out of place xD

[ancient violet]

you mean the font?

[odd shadow]

THANK YOU SAH

[ancient violet]

its just three: `

its a discord font

like:

hello

[arctic escarp]

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?

OR THIS

[ancient violet]

hello

[arctic escarp]

OR THESE HAHAHAH

[ancient violet]

~Abraham Lincoln```

[arctic escarp]

Hi.

[ancient violet]

you missed the Hank beating

😔

[arctic escarp]

why are we beating hank

[ancient violet]

no we watching Hank beat someone

[misty trench]

no I saw it

[obtuse oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728174260878704643/1178364672756437022/salvatory_ogryn.gif

Pov: Hank shows up after you said some dumb shit

[lilac crag]

has he considered I'm quite able to parry

[obtuse oak]

Dsword can't save you in here

[lilac crag]

no! not dsword.

until death.

[cold wharf]

psychic damage from words on a chat are proof we have psychic powers

[modest flume]

So you're saying that

Hank The Dank will gank and spank, no prank?

[somber stream]

Shork, new hair style

Please

[obtuse oak]

This is true

[lilac crag]

how come you're awake licht?

[somber stream]

It's not 10 yet

[obtuse oak]

I have been brain ruptured by many a Psyker in here, if you put it that way

[shy sandal]

Yes, please

[somber stream]

I want space barbie damnit

[cold wharf]

gellar fields put after the words are sent will not reduce the damage tho

[obtuse oak]

Fortunately my brain is very smooth and most of the attempts to damage it just slide right off. Not like you weaklings with your brain wrinkles

[paper tiger]

too many word, make shorter

[lilac crag]

my wife thinks for me

I'm more of a feeling person

[somber stream]

Smooth brain, no care. Many folds, die.

[lilac crag]

indeed

[modest flume]

You're forgetting one thing

[lilac crag]

imagine having the critical thinking skills to comprehend people

[modest flume]

With folds come spots for the flavor

[amber delta]

wth free Bart

[lilac crag]

Bart jailed

[modest flume]

Smooth means it all slides right off

[cold wharf]

i think it goes like a bell curve, where both ends recieve little to no damage, but the middle takes the most damage

[somber stream]

Did Bart died

[lilac crag]

Bart got muted

[somber stream]

Lmao

[lilac crag]

hank shot him

[somber stream]

Can't even be racist against his own kind smh

[amber delta]

Bart funniest dog

[somber stream]

Hey, Bart

[cold wharf]

tbf koreans and chinese people are not the same kind as you say

[somber stream]

Observe

[obtuse oak]

Who is Bart

[somber stream]

CHAINA

[lilac crag]

the guy you muted

[amber delta]

the Korean man

[cold wharf]

same for the japanese and south asians

[obtuse oak]

Oh that's what he's called?

[cold wharf]

they will get very mad if you say smth like that lol

[lilac crag]

we call him Bart cus he had a pfp of Bart

[amber delta]

well he used to have Bart pfp so that's what people call him

[lilac crag]

and was a workaholic alcoholic

[obtuse oak]

He's taking the week off

[amber delta]

[obtuse oak]

He'll be back afterwards

[somber stream]

THE ENTIRE WEEK?

[lilac crag]

WHAT DID HE DO

[low hemlock]

well best not do that in the eyes of wardens

[amber delta]

I volunteer to share his timeout

[thick fog]

whole week mute?

[obtuse oak]

Lmao hold on. I talked with him and that was his request.

[amber delta]

Lower his to 3.5 days and give me 3.5 days

[somber stream]

Bart please

[obtuse oak]

He needs to sleep off the cold or something. I ain't about to argue.

[somber stream]

Ah he's sick from working

Poor sod

[lilac crag]

Hank, mute licht for 7 days

he works too much. gets sick

[amber delta]

Understandable but allow me to meme about it

[somber stream]

Nah

[low hemlock]

that’s light work

I once undergo a full one year mute one time

[cold wharf]

proof dictatorship works can be seen daily on any discord server

[lilac crag]

if I argue hard enough with hank

[low hemlock]

this will be the result

[thick coyote]

He used to rock the adult Bart pfp

[low hemlock]

[thick coyote]

So we call him Korean Bart

[somber stream]

His name in Korean is "Min jun"

Or was it Mi Jin

[ancient violet]

Who's Bart?

[little marten]

Squid games 🇰🇷

[thick coyote]

Yeah I don't read Korean so I would never know

[somber stream]

Mun Jin?

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

Yeah ask Lucia later, i forgor

[orchid skiff]

i missed the drama

[arctic escarp]

Min Joon yea

[somber stream]

Ayyy

[orchid skiff]

i am crying and shitting as we speak

[arctic escarp]

I can read korean just dont ask me to speak the language

[thick coyote]

@/bamboothedog

[low hemlock]

and cooming!?

[somber stream]

I acktually learned Hangul for a short while

Got a whole text book of the thing

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-dae-kim-mogged-mogger-looksmaxxing-ruggyscruggy-gif-1507416034755076487

[lilac crag]

speak the language Mal!

[cold wharf]

not learning sumerian smh

[somber stream]

Smh

[obtuse oak]

I watched a Korean dating show. Single's Inferno? Pretty fun

[lilac crag]

Romanian dating shows are the best

[obtuse oak]

Oh and they make a lot of good movies

[arctic escarp]

I can sing you a k pop song instead

[obtuse oak]

I Saw the Devil, Parasite, The Wailing, Oldboy, Chaser, mfing The Host

Hnnngghh

So good

[lilac crag]

I would love this, for someday

I'm still in the middle of moving places

[obtuse oak]

MEMORIES OF MURDER

The best one imo

[somber stream]

I watched Boys Over Flower and Nine-tailed fox

[lilac crag]

I know The Host only :(

[somber stream]

:I

[cold wharf]

𒇽 𒌑𒄷𒌌

[obtuse oak]

If you liked that one, that director made a bunch of the other ones. Namely Parasite and Memories of Murder. Highly recommended

[little marten]

There was drama?

[lilac crag]

thank you, hank j wimbleton

[lilac crag]

no. just bart

[obtuse oak]

You're welcome Alexander of Macedon

[little marten]

Also Koreans OWN the zombie genre these days

[somber stream]

Bart got muted for a fucking week

[lilac crag]

MACEDONIA?!

[little marten]

Rippp

[paper tiger]

like the nut??

[lilac crag]

[somber stream]

Over racism against Chaina

[obtuse oak]

Train to Bussin

True

[arctic escarp]

it'll be really embarrassing lemme tell you

well I like to believe I can sing high notes

[lilac crag]

i have been called a great leader

[somber stream]

DM the recording

[little marten]

Highly recommend Kingdom too, it’s a live action Korean period peace but with zombies

[arctic escarp]

its almost 3 AM 😭

[lilac crag]

I don't find anyone singing embarrassing. it is a form of joy. it's an expression of self

[somber stream]

Oh i watched that!

The ending was super ass

[little marten]

There’s a episode dedicated to undead takeover of a old fuedal city it’s insane

[somber stream]

But the build up was nice

[lilac crag]

i try my best to have people feel comfy around me cus I take an interest in hobbies and yap sessions

[obtuse oak]

I timed him out for a day and had s chat and he said he was too sick and asked for a week. Take it up with him

[lilac crag]

I'm more of a sponge than a talker

[little marten]

Yeah the first season is best

[arctic escarp]

agreed, but Im personally embarrassed still ahah,

[obtuse oak]

Oh fuck yeah that sounds amazing. Noted

[lilac crag]

take ur time with it boss

[arctic escarp]

not that Im a doormat kinda guy mind you

[paper tiger]

free bart!!

[somber stream]

The chad volunteered a week on himself? Based

[paper tiger]

im kidding dont do that

[little marten]

Bart got cooties he can stay away till he’s better

[lilac crag]

I think you should kill him

by letting him get back to work

1 day leave only. unpaid

[little marten]

I’m home alone tonight so the question is - do I eat all 10 hotdogs I bought

[somber stream]

Nurgle don't

[paper tiger]

absolutely

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[little marten]

I only have 8 rolls

[lilac crag]

Nurgle do

[somber stream]

I literally had 9 sausages last week

[lilac crag]

eat 8 rolls

[somber stream]

The limit is 9

[hard crane]

Nurgle maybe

[paper tiger]

cut the remaining 2 sausages into pieces and fit them into the gaps of the buns

[arctic escarp]

like he's delirious and kept on talking in gen 😭

[cold wharf]

roast them in the sun

[little marten]

Imma cook them all and let nature take its course

I have mustard

[somber stream]

Don't eat bread

For your sake

[little marten]

Brother.. this is bigger than us now

[somber stream]

YOU ARE DEALING WITH FORCES YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND

[obtuse oak]

Yes

Absolutely

[orchid skiff]

it's 9pm in the only place that matters in this big world

[obtuse oak]

I relate to this on a deeply personal level

I also eat fuckass idiot food when I'm alone

[cold wharf]

doesnt really matter we all have enough microplastics for a lifetime

[paper tiger]

three bags of chips for dinner lets go

[cold wharf]

a few more wont make a difference

[arctic escarp]

fair point

[paper tiger]

nobody gets through this life alive who the fuck cares

[elder merlin]

Do it

Make each dog in a different style

[cold wharf]

life ends when we die anyway

[somber stream]

Turn the chips into crumbs and sprinkle on top of toast with a piece of ham and some mayonaise

[orchid skiff]

i don't plan on dying

suckers

[elder merlin]

I do

[little marten]

If only I had the patience and not raw hunger

Hotdogs are simply a platform for mustard

[blissful kiln]

are you planning lichdom?

[orchid skiff]

Philosopher's stone

[little marten]

When I said to her “don’t worry I’ll just eat some hotdogs” what I meant was “don’t worry I’ll mainline mustard to my jugular then complain about it tomorrow when you’re hungover”

[somber stream]

The choice was made, the path is clear

[obtuse oak]

I actually had this thought the other day

The only universe that we can all individually truly attest to is the only that we can experience with our own senses

Once that ceases, for all intents and purposes

The entire universe that we get to know has disappeared

[orchid skiff]

Hank discovers solipsism

[arctic escarp]

born too late to explore the new world
born too early to explore the alpha centauri system
born just in time to PLAY DARKTIDE 🗣️

[paper tiger]

hank been hitting that Meditations hard

[cold wharf]

want to know something interesting?

[obtuse oak]

Fortunately my brain is smooth enough for that idea to have slid right off afterwards

[paper tiger]

"ooooo, a hot dog!'

[little marten]

I think you die then sit in the cosmic lobby talking shit till you get bored then you jump back in all over again

[cold wharf]

everything that exists already existed as a concept since this planets inception

[elder merlin]

One day soon

[little marten]

Life is just a roguelike

[orchid skiff]

Thank god, imagine if you became a pure hedonist because you think everyone else is an NPC

[elder merlin]

A shitty one

[amber delta]

@cold wharf are you a machine that kills commies or a machine designed by commies

[cold wharf]

a car was meant to exist as it is today since the first parts of an engine were first invented

[orchid skiff]

Maybe the serial killers have discovered the true path

[little marten]

I chose the 6’7 height and 2% body fat modifiers for this one 🤷‍♂️

[obtuse oak]

should I do something about that username, chat

[paper tiger]

nah

[elder merlin]

Which one?

[orchid skiff]

You should add sex to darktide first

[paper tiger]

its jsut vague enough

[elder merlin]

[amber delta]

no, you should add sex

[arctic escarp]

yes

[cold wharf]

im not a commie

[blissful kiln]

only for indians

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

they get to start over every time

[amber delta]

I think it's a reincarnation joke

[arctic escarp]

is it

[blissful kiln]

what else can it be lmao

[cold wharf]

cant respawn after kali yuga tho

[obtuse oak]

commie killing machine

since we were talking about rule 11 earlier

[somber stream]

Oh so the sex is fine, phew

[blissful kiln]

who the hell is kali yuga

[little marten]

Please keep politics out of our femboy chat thanks 🙏

[cold wharf]

i figured we have nazi killing machine i had to balance it out

[paper tiger]

femboys are inherently political because i want them all

[little marten]

You should think about the nuance of that comment lmao

Commie that is

[orchid skiff]

I think this should become a politics allowed chat

[amber delta]

what's the nuance

[hazy kestrel]

I thought this was the Darktide thirstposting chat

[little marten]

You should think about it

[paper tiger]

god AKIRA is such an amazing movie

[arctic escarp]

like this is why commas are important

[obtuse oak]

type shit

[paper tiger]

almost 40 years old and its still one of the most incredible pieces ofa niamtion

[arctic escarp]

because Nazi killing machine implies youre a killing machine belonging to Nazis

[paper tiger]

one of the best

[arctic escarp]

actually scratch that Nazi, killing machine doesnt even make fucking sense

[blissful kiln]

not commas, but a dash

[cold wharf]

or is it a machine meant to kill nazis?

[arctic escarp]

but why tf name yourself Nazi killing machine

💀

[obtuse oak]

so we do apparently have a user by that name

[blissful kiln]

💀

[cold wharf]

thats true, the - makes the difference

[amber delta]

I think we should have them both rename

[obtuse oak]

which is ambiguous. Nazi-killing machine would be a machine that kills Nazis. Nazi killing-machine would be a killing machine belonging to the Nazis. dashes are definitely important. thank you for coming to my grammar lesson.

[arctic escarp]

ooh yea

[gusty pumice]

Hey there, I have a small question about the vox channels? If im on Xbox do i have to use the Xbox lfg channels, or are those for players who want to have Xbox only groups?

[arctic escarp]

my English is failing me today chat

[cold wharf]

not english the easiest language in the globe

[obtuse oak]

the latter

[arctic escarp]

eeeeeehh

[cold wharf]

have you tried sumerian?

[arctic escarp]

English doesnt even have consistent pronounciation

spelling

[obtuse oak]

that channel is visible to anyone who opts-in to the Xbox role. you can use the regular channels if you're fine with crossplay.

[cold wharf]

𒇽 𒌑𒄷𒌌

[arctic escarp]

sounds..

[gusty pumice]

Thank you, I had a feeling, I just wanted to make sure

[arctic escarp]

like it only sounds easy because we're fluent

as a non native English speaker. PLEASE FIX THE LANGUAGE OMFG

[obtuse oak]

English is pretty easy to learn but has some shenanigans

[blissful kiln]

spelling and pronunciation is easy to remember

the grammar is what makes it easy

[obtuse oak]

other languages tend to have more shenanigans or much more dense grammar or whatever

[arctic escarp]

like

[cold wharf]

also english has no form of accentuation

[arctic escarp]

TH like in the word THE might sounded easy to pronounce (make a d like sound)

[paper tiger]

some shenanigans?

english is literally just shenanigans

[arctic escarp]

but if different accents make different TH noise. You know you dont have a consistent sound in your language

[cold wharf]

çñ

[gusty pumice]

Its several languages wearing a trench coat, lol. At least the good thing about English is that its complexity allows native speakers to understand the pitfalls that non native speakers fall in, which can let native speakers know to simply the conversation a bit, while also understanding what the non native speaker meant to say

[blissful kiln]

you don't have to learn inflections or noun genders in english

[paper tiger]

in the classic spirit of colonialism, the english language steals whatever verbage it wants from other languages with zero attempt to reasonably integrate what was taken

[blissful kiln]

that makes it super easy

[little marten]

Skill issue just learn English 😂

[obtuse oak]

English only has one grammatical article, for example. Dutch has two, "de" and "het". the rules about which article precedes which words are so fucking vague that native Dutch speakers cannot explain, it's just a gut feeling. it is nearly impossible for adult immigrants to learn how to apply them correctly. languages are full of shit like that

English is relatively simple

[cold wharf]

it is

[thick coyote]

Yeah but that user has Wolfenstein banner

SpongeBob bear.gif

[blissful kiln]

except it was the other way around in history

[whole glade]

idgaf Kratos is the best protag

also i got my mom to watch peacemaker

[blissful kiln]

english was conquered

[obtuse oak]

yeah lol everyone likes to make that joke but English is three languages wearing a trench coat because Britain was conquered three times.

[tacit geode]

I really want to learn french to allow my boyfriend to speak his native language to me some times but every time I try I'm always like idkkkkkkkkkkk :((((

[obtuse oak]

first it was the Romans, then it was the Vikings, and then it was the French.

[little marten]

I survived tho

You can trace my lineage to Stonehenge

[obtuse oak]

oh and the Germans at some point

[cold wharf]

imagine if alfred the great couldnt push the scandinavians back

[arctic escarp]

English as a language fell apart ever since Bill the Conc invaded England 🥀

[cold wharf]

that would change the entirety of history

[whole glade]

im going to denmark to live there soon

[obtuse oak]

French is the sexiest language in the world, worth it tho

[blissful kiln]

Billy the Conqer

[paper tiger]

i tried to warn him, dude wouldnt listen

[whole glade]

cuz fuck where i live

i wanna be wit the family

[gusty pumice]

Fair, I think of it like primary colors vs color wheels. English is made up of 3 major languages, but also has roots in German, Latin, Spanish, French, Greek, Portuguese and more. Of course, these languages also have roots in other languages too, so its basically 3 languages

[cold wharf]

i dont know about the latin part

[arctic escarp]

the letter i has 2 different sounds

[little marten]

the sun never sets on the British empire

[obtuse oak]

via French? definitely

[cold wharf]

what words?

randezvous?

[paper tiger]

randeevous

[obtuse oak]

English has a lot of words that came from French and then Latin originally.

[arctic escarp]

the empire fell off 🥀

[cold wharf]

thats straight up french

[obtuse oak]

ascend

quality

[whole glade]

how "sit with family and watch it together" is Peacemaker?

[obtuse oak]

humanity

these are all Latin words

[paper tiger]

police

[whole glade]

i hear its fun

[little marten]

Rachet ass empire fr fr

[paper tiger]

society

[arctic escarp]

Rendezvous is a french loanword yes

[paper tiger]

etc.

[thick coyote]

7/10

[little marten]

I have a couple Middle English books they’re wild

[thick coyote]

8/10

[obtuse oak]

there are way more Latin words in English than you think

[arctic escarp]

like the english pronounciation for it is nearly close to the french one

[obtuse oak]

they've just been part of English for, like, 900 years

[paper tiger]

all you need is Sir Gawain and the Green Knight in its original and its like "ah okay"

[cold wharf]

arend those borrowed words that changed with time?

[obtuse oak]

that is what was being attested

roots in Latin

[whole glade]

like funny or the weird shit in it?

[little marten]

TIMELESS CLASIC

don’t ask me what it says tho

[ocean widget]

@dapper trench drink your liquid death

[obtuse oak]

good movie btw

[whole glade]

does my mom need to watch the suicide squad to understand it?

[paper tiger]

i mean i know what it says but never ask me to pronounce it

[thick coyote]

Foul language
A bit of blood

[little marten]

I like the Middle English Orpheus rip off

[thick coyote]

Maybe too much blood

[little marten]

Where he becomes a homeless bard

[paper tiger]

a far inferior remake

[gusty pumice]

My favorite Latin borrowed word is "Excruciating" which comes from "ex-crucius" which means off the cross. Interestingly, that word was created to describe the suffering of Jesus on the cross, as no other word existed to describe that suffering. I find it fascinating that they had to create a new word just to describe what Jesus went through

[thick coyote]

Not
Really

[whole glade]

oh shes fine with that stuff

[obtuse oak]

well they didn't have to but you know how Christians are

[whole glade]

oh okay fire

[obtuse oak]

they like to be dramatic

[paper tiger]

damn thats fleek af fr fr

[cold wharf]

plenty people were crucified in that time period

via apia

[blissful kiln]

jesus went through what countless other criminals went before him

[little marten]

Will our species be sitting on their spaceships one day saying the same about Rachel’s Snow White

[obtuse oak]

yeah the Romans did not fuck around.

[paper tiger]

absolutely

[misty trench]

they did fuck around a shitload tho

[paper tiger]

they also found out a lot

[cold wharf]

they fucked around the goths too many times

[paper tiger]

usually from carthage

[obtuse oak]

for a long time, it was everyone else doing the finding out

[cold wharf]

and were found lacking

[little marten]

My partner is a Roman

[obtuse oak]

WHERE IS CARTHAGE NOW?

[cold wharf]

salted

[obtuse oak]

CATO IS LAUGHING IN HIS GRAVE

[paper tiger]

same place as the empire

dust

[gusty pumice]

I myself am one. There's 2 types of Christians tho, true and false disciples. False one tend to be very intense, but true disciples are just chill. To be fair to the creators of excruciating, Jesus's death on the cross is described as "he was so badly beaten that you could not tell if He was a man or a woman", so I'd say its fair to create a a new word for that

[blissful kiln]

🤌

[misty trench]

Persia was better 🔥

[whole glade]

my dad is danish and scottish while my mom is cajun and german, i only know 2 words in cajun french

[gusty pumice]

Not to proselytize, of course. Just a cool fact I like to share sometimes

[little marten]

Quite frankly I’ve tried their various lasagnes and they’re a farce

[obtuse oak]

I was in Rome a few years ago and they still have "SPQR" on all the municipal amenities and stuff. close enough

[whole glade]

thats why i hate living in louisiana

[paper tiger]

god Rome is incredible

[obtuse oak]

for REAL

[amber delta]

Jesus took upon himself all sins of mankind before he died, his suffering was not just like any other crucified criminal 🙏

[paper tiger]

i wanted to run around the Forum

[obtuse oak]

we went to Pompeii as well

that was literally

mind blowing

unbelievable

[cold wharf]

their engineering was centuries ahead of its time

[little marten]

Bet you spent hours getting the perfect ice cream and trevi fountain shot 😂😂😂

[misty trench]

Rome was neat, the vatican can go fuck itself tho

[blissful kiln]

he eated all the sins?

[misty trench]

also made sure when I was in Venice to jump up and down a bunch to make it sink just that little bit faster

[amber delta]

all the sin rashuns

[whole glade]

so god came down, made a human version of himself, just to die?

[paper tiger]

lol i fucken love the trevi fountain, absolutely gorgeous, but yeah the amount of dickweeds hanging around trying to take their own photo of the fountain, its like ... take in the moment, asshole, and go buy a postcard or google it

[cold wharf]

look up their waterwok and plumbing engineering

[obtuse oak]

my girlfriend has a bachelor in classical languages and a master in ancient political philosophy and she taught latin for years. walking around with her on the Forum while she pointed out all the buildings and ruins and told me their exact identity and history was utterly peak

[amber delta]

yes

[cold wharf]

almost unbeliavable knack for physics

[whole glade]

but god cant die

[paper tiger]

thank u for ur service

[whole glade]

so

[obtuse oak]

do you really take me for an instagrammer

[gusty pumice]

My fav Rome fact is that the colosseum only fell because it was hit by a wrecking ball accidentally while they were destroying a neighboring building. If not for that, the colosseum would still be intact because of Roman concrete containing limestone that repairs the concrete when it rains and it fills in gaps

[little marten]

😈

[whole glade]

what kinda backwards ass shit is that

[amber delta]

yeah that's why he resurrected

duh

[obtuse oak]

no worries, I was just messing

[paper tiger]

i mean there was also the earthquake but yeah, we would have more of it

[whole glade]

but god said he eternal and all knowing

[little marten]

Vatican felt so awful walking around like that place was so devoid of any spiritual connection it was almost toxic

[cold wharf]

@gusty pumice you mess with theology?

[misty trench]

also the fact the vatican has stone they yoinked from the coloseum is gross af

[obtuse oak]

oh I loved the Vatican, but idgaf about the spirituality. I was just there for the aesthetics and Bernini.

[gusty pumice]

If you'd like, I can explain it. Jesus fulfilled the abrahamic covenant of walking the pieces, and the inverse law of the leviticak sin offering, but Jesus had to be human to bear the punishment that was on humans

[paper tiger]

i got to look up at the sistine chapel ceiling, that was pretty neat

[gusty pumice]

Thats just the short form, but i can explain what those actually are and why they are important

[misty trench]

also the sheer volume of beggars outside the vatican was nuts, just out there with nothing, shit sucked

[obtuse oak]

we generally have a rule against serious religious or political discussions

[gusty pumice]

I do, im no theologian, but im fairly knowledgeable

[orchid skiff]

i fucking hate this th

[little marten]

Oh shit did I accidentally break the rule

[cold wharf]

why is it that the father, the son and the holy spirit are one and the same?

[little marten]

My bad

[jaunty path]

that's amazing honestly

[obtuse oak]

but if its a respectful conversation then as you were

[jaunty path]

You are very lucky

[gusty pumice]

If anything, dm me, so we can discuss it without breaking server rules

[misty trench]

yeah that was like one of the few bits I did like

[obtuse oak]

it really is!

[gusty pumice]

I always remain respectful, I love all even if we disagree ❤️

[little marten]

Lmao sistine chapel was wild the guards were screaming shut up at this large group of South American tourists thst wouldn’t stop screaming

[obtuse oak]

as long as people are asking questions in good faith, then the conversation can continue in here

but no malarkey

[jaunty path]

Kill people who disagree with you

[jaunty path]

That's my motto

[misty trench]

also a surprising amount of flash photography despite the signage

[cold wharf]

i enjoy an Agora

[blissful kiln]

based and bible pilled

[obtuse oak]

a friend of mine got a nosebleed in there and he was panicking and thinking "I ain't rich enough to bleed on this floor"

[little marten]

So much flash photography lmao

[whole glade]

i would never worship a god that would send someone to a lake of fire to be burned for the "sin" of non-belief, when that "god" knows what it would take to convince every single person on the planet of his excistance.

[jaunty path]

As Senator arm strong once taught

[obtuse oak]

but they were cool about it

[little marten]

Did he save the blood

It’s anointed now

[gusty pumice]

They share the same essence. Imagine you took spring water and put it in seperate containers, you'd have 3 containers filled with spring water. If you take one and move it to warmer climate, it would get warmer, same for colder climate it gets colder. They are all still spring water, but the climate demonstrates how environment can affect the personality, ergo 1 God, 3 persons, due to seperate personalities due to environmental factor

[jaunty path]

Your debate opponent cannot make an argument if they are dead.

[misty trench]

shit's gonna turn into the pisstine chapel in like 30 years, it's a shame

[obtuse oak]

okay this no longer looks like a line of inquiry that seems in good faith

[jaunty path]

Therefore; death is the ultimate argumentative tool.

[little marten]

I would love to be a fly on the wall on the last Sunday of the month when they give free admission to pilgrims

[orchid skiff]

we are mighty because we are right
or
we are right because we are mighty
pick one

[gusty pumice]

Thats actually a misunderstanding of the doctrine, 1 sec ill explain

[cold wharf]

in that sense arent we all sharing that essence then?

[amber delta]

oh no reddit atheism has entered the chat

[whole glade]

ive read the bible. i was forced to

[misty trench]

the french inscribing "the final argument of kings" on their cannons

[tender horizon]

Id like to see the Skull of Mary Magdalene sometime tbh

[whole glade]

who said i was atheist

[jaunty path]

Religion has entered the chat.

[gusty pumice]

God sees that the path we take leads to destruction, so he warns us and gives us a map to exit the lake. Ignoring the map and continuing results in being in the lake

You also have to do nothing to be saved, just trust that God sent Jesus to save you

[little marten]

THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE RELIGION YOU PHILISTINES

||deez nuts 😎||

[jaunty path]

I like swimming

[obtuse oak]

guys.

[whole glade]

but then grants free will just to punish them for using it

[jaunty path]

Erm guys? I'm a gurl eckshilly

[obtuse oak]

I guess this is why we have the rule.

[orchid skiff]

Remove the rule

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-drinking-water-gif-16969010

[gusty pumice]

I read the bible, i wanted to. I also learn more outside of school than I ever did in school because I was interested in what I learned outside of school

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/political-halo-halo5-red-halo-red-gif-18630542

[misty trench]

pls contain your religious disagreements to somewhere other than here

[arctic escarp]

anyways I love elvs

elves

[obtuse oak]

clears throat rule 11 violations detected, cease the religious argument, I can already tell you people aren't going to be levelheaded about it.

[outer jasper]

this opinion should get you shot

[gusty pumice]

I do apologize that someone made you do something you didnt want to, thats not what God would want as even God himself doesnt interfere in our free wills, because he gave us free will and loves enough to allow us to use it

[arctic escarp]

wtf!!

fascist!!!

[outer jasper]

I fucking HATE elves

[little marten]

lol wild

[amber delta]

Hank looking back at his "as you were" comment

[cold wharf]

im not religious but i like philosophy from all old schools of thought, people can still learn things from places we would disagree upfront

[obtuse oak]

I regret everything

[gusty pumice]

Im always level headed, but i dont mind stopping just to end the convo

[jaunty path]

Jesse :)

God I can't imagine being him here lmfao. Like imagine being with walt and see the shit he puts up with lmfao.

[whole glade]

floods the fucking earth anyway, dark angels right?

coolest legion?

[arctic escarp]

yea like I love talking theology but bad faith arguments always ruin it

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone

[obtuse oak]

dark angels are up there

[little marten]

Prove it. Take a selfie next to a spirit level.

[obtuse oak]

but they're also whiny bitches

[whole glade]

fuckass ultramarines

[whole glade]

nuh uh

[gusty pumice]

Those cultures sacrificed babies to lava and if they shed a tear, their sacrifice was worthless. You should look at the practices of the people who were flooded

[arctic escarp]

I love elves

[obtuse oak]

I think white scars are really cool. and salamanders. and blood angels.

[misty trench]

Elves love me

[gusty pumice]

Lol, here you go 😊-

[whole glade]

im pagan myself, next conversation

[little marten]

Based

[cold wharf]

the flood is mentioned across multiple cultures and places

[gusty pumice]

Thats cool, I dont worship nature but I do have respect for nature

[cold wharf]

it really did happen

[jaunty path]

Guys whats your comfort food

[cold wharf]

around the younger dryas period

[gusty pumice]

There's also sea life and conch shells on the peak of everest

[obtuse oak]

I think sun worship is sensible

[whole glade]

okay, lets stop b4 the mods get our asses

[little marten]

Sour skittles

[tender horizon]

My favorite space marine chapter is like, the Death Spectres ngl

[obtuse oak]

it has all of the qualities of a good deity

[outer jasper]

hash browns

[cold wharf]

but thats not religion haha its another topic

[orchid skiff]

did i just catch you doing religious talk

[jaunty path]

I don't like candy personally.

[misty trench]

Long Pork

[obtuse oak]

it gives life, it's completely awesome and almost incomprehensible in its majesty, and it'll blind you if you stare at it too long.

[cold wharf]

younger dryas period is a very fun topic

[whole glade]

shimp alfredo is pretty peak ngl

[hazy kestrel]

Easy there Pelinal Whitestrake

[harsh zephyr]

Man, i thought they were gonna REDUCE the amount of crushers, still seeing squads of 6 barreling down a corridor like before though, except now they dont die before the 5 trappers behind them shoot at you.

[misty trench]

a sunny disposition to be sure

[jaunty path]

I like to buy like half a gallon of soymilk chai tea....yummy.....

[little marten]

Also has Darktide stopped crashing I’d really like to play it

[gusty pumice]

I personally prefer to worship the one who created the creation, its like when people thank the parent for a well behaved child, rather than the child

[outer jasper]

elves make me angry

[whole glade]

cajun shrimp with the fredo

[jaunty path]

Are you guys excited eggnog is coming back soon

[whole glade]

is fire

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-boo-hannibal-gif-26547020

[arctic escarp]

they love us

[obtuse oak]

looks like it worked, if it's only 6 crushers instead of 12 like before

hihi

[outer jasper]

I FUCKING LOVE EGGNOG

[orchid skiff]

i hate the cold i'm wearing two pairs of socks

[whole glade]

i never had eggnog

[obtuse oak]

I'm gonna be real with you chief

[little marten]

No keep it

[obtuse oak]

I still dont know exactly what eggnog is

[jaunty path]

Aw man

[obtuse oak]

its not part of our christmas tradition

[misty trench]

eggnog slaps (especially with rum)

[cold wharf]

me when 'Pelinal (Animated Opera) by AllinAll'

[outer jasper]

give me eggnog

[gusty pumice]

No, egg not was strange to me, but im also French, so we call it "lait de poulet" which means chicken milk

[little marten]

Eggnog is DUMB therefore you’re all DUMB

[low hemlock]

Pizza

[outer jasper]

raw eggs and milk basically

[low hemlock]

🍕

[harsh zephyr]

Only ever had 12 in havocs. Aurics and even Damnations turned kinda sloggy after this one.

[jaunty path]

Can you buy it from the store

You can also make it at home

[hazy kestrel]

“GO BOSS! GOOO!”

[misty trench]

in old english it would've been Eyroun-nogge or some shit

[jaunty path]

Its very yummers

[obtuse oak]

PLEASE SPARE UUUSSSS, WE ARE NOT MEEEEEER

pause

beat drops, slaughter continues

[arctic escarp]

kebab's my comfort food

[obtuse oak]

peak

[arctic escarp]

them turks got peak food

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/turkiye-patriot-turkish-turkey-flag-gif-10050665577511038801

[little marten]

Curry for non sweet comfort food

[whole glade]

im going to key the car of a random person i dont get my fix of gambling

[cold wharf]

first instance of a chim'd player character in the verse

[hazy kestrel]

Pelinal: “Damn that’s crazy, anyways.”

[obtuse oak]

I can hear the horn tooting in this picture

[cold wharf]

i love TES lore

almost as much as LOTR

[obtuse oak]

we have a word for that

[jaunty path]

I thought this guy was horribly sun burnt

[misty trench]

honestly he might be, he's got signs of sun stroke

[whole glade]

what are our therories for rthe next class?

[arctic escarp]

he does this while in his apartment in Berlin

[jaunty path]

Steven universe

[outer jasper]

average turk

[misty trench]

Berlin deserves it

[obtuse oak]

in Dutch, tooting your horn is "toeteren" which Turks pronounce something like "tüüteren" like Turkiyye so now we call them "Tuuterturken"

and I think that's beautiful

[whole glade]

man i really need to replay wolfenstien

my fav boomer shooter

[cold wharf]

try Dusk

[whole glade]

except for young blood

[whole glade]

but i get to kill nzis :[

[hazy kestrel]

Dusk is a fun game.

[whole glade]

in wolfenstien

[outer jasper]

dusk is good

[gusty pumice]

I appreciate the conversation tho yall, I hope yall enjoy the continuing conversations, but if anyone is interested in discussing some theology, or picking my brain about Christianity, I welcome any dms. I just wish to leave yall with this "if the world says all religions are a way to heaven, they agree that Christianity is a way to Heaven, but Christianity says its only Christ. Logically, it would make sense to be Christian, since the whole world agrees its a way to Heaven" and also "all religions are saved by works, but Christianity is saved by Grace of God through faith, but true faith leads to good works, works that dont save you, but better the world. As a Christian, if its another belief that is right, my works can save me, but if its Christianity and im not a Christian, no amount of works can save me" ergo, Christianity is the safe bet

[cold wharf]

the soundtrack comes with a free game

[whole glade]

is dusk on le xbawk?

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-a-lot-of-words-im-not-reading-too-bad-words-lot-of-gif-7961516896206726036

[gusty pumice]

Lol

[stuck wasp]

proselytizing 💀

[cold wharf]

gifs with sound

[hazy kestrel]

My professors when I would go over the page limit yet again.

[floral comet]

⏰Heretic Detected ⏰

[blissful kiln]

Allah be praised

[gusty pumice]

Im not recruiting, just sharing why I believe in Christ from a logical perspective

[whole glade]

heretic + hexen is like warhammer fanatasy but boomer shooter

[jaunty path]

https://youtu.be/fa-pk1anZcY

Give me your opinion on this youtube video

[stuck wasp]

Yes, that's called proselytizing.

[gusty pumice]

Wether yall agree with me or not, I still love yall

[cold wharf]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ietxjoOjltBtDEea2kcgj?si=9a42ad3cac5248ec this one

full blast

[gusty pumice]

Its actually evangelism, proselytizing is "join or burn" i dislike that

[whole glade]

some fucker called me a starbucks employee today, i forgot about that

i might kill him

[gusty pumice]

I hope its shorts otherwise no can do

[arctic escarp]

man I love part one

[stuck wasp]

Proselytizing doesn't mean under duress.

[obtuse oak]

since we were talking about the Meditations earlier

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
― Marcus Aurelius

my stance

[little marten]

I bought a ring doorbell so I could avoid these kinda discussions

[arctic escarp]

Jesus being chased by Federales is my new canon now

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/memri-tv-memri-by-allah-you-peiple-are-dogs-i-will-go-on-as-usual-allah-by-allah-gif-21056227

my stance:

[cold wharf]

MA is the goat

[hazy kestrel]

Based Marcus Aurelius.

[cold wharf]

he has plenty good aphorisms

[orchid skiff]

give christians an inch....

[arctic escarp]

and him being a Saddam glazer 💀

[gusty pumice]

Immediately I can tell its based on "bible 2" a satirical work that is a parody. Jesus never fought people, its contrary to his character and teachings of turn the other cheek.

[hazy kestrel]

Epictetus and Seneca are also pretty cool

[misty trench]

'tis unfortunate

[whole glade]

bible 2 electric boogaloo

[gusty pumice]

Take a mile from them, and they'll walk 2 with you

[obtuse oak]

I dont actually read philosophy since that is for nerds but I like the cut of Epicurus' jib to an extent

not the part where he thought sex was also bad

[stuck wasp]

Hank doesn't this person technically already break the RL politic and stuff rule ?

[little marten]

Be nice to people and animals.. there you go I just completed theology for all of you

[whole glade]

why are we talking relegion in a warhammer discord

[hazy kestrel]

[jaunty path]

Could he fight like that though

[whole glade]

did we forget the god-emperor of man guides us?

[arctic escarp]

you;d be surprised at how often this happens even with mods present

[little marten]

Now we can go back to talking about when FatShark will fix the crashes

[orchid skiff]

he's the only one allowed to apparently

[jaunty path]

Religion in my Imperium? Heresy!

[obtuse oak]

yeah but I decided to let it play out for a little bit

[little marten]

He is Joseph and Hank is the Pharaoh

[whole glade]

the god-emperor guides thee

[stuck wasp]

Sup Mal, usually they get booted at this point

[little marten]

Moses even lol

[jaunty path]

I think the politics rule only applies when it gets too rowdy

[arctic escarp]

oh things got heated a bit haha

[jaunty path]

Or well. Gets applied

[misty trench]

it's not like it's devolving particularly badly rn

[gusty pumice]

Absolutely, Jesus was a carpenter in a time when you have overhead press wood beams. Jesus was in incredible shape, he also walked all around the world. The thing is, He wouldn't because restrain is the strongest thing a person can do

[arctic escarp]

eeeh fuck that guy

[gusty pumice]

Could he? Yes. Would he? No

[whole glade]

we shouldnt discuss politics in general unless it applies to the state of warhammer imo

[little marten]

I dunno I appreciate the peacefulness of it and I fully respect what’s being said but it’s kinda giving door to door preacher vibes

[stuck wasp]

Same

[jaunty path]

Duly Noted

[cold wharf]

when people figure out that they can take the good of every philosophy and leave the bad out...

[arctic escarp]

yea ngl

its getting hella corny atp

[whole glade]

like fr

[obtuse oak]

existentialism is based

[shy panther]

why is a mormon here

[whole glade]

feels like im back at boyscouts

[obtuse oak]

right now we're talking about how swole jesus is, which is okay

[gusty pumice]

No worries, im no Jehovas witness, those guys are cults. They believe only 144k go to heaven, but the second half of revive 7 says theres an uncountable number in heaven. The 144k is the first half of Rev 7. They're basically selling limited time tickets to Heaven

[obtuse oak]

but let's drop the evangelising

[hazy kestrel]

Nihilism is also cool in small amounts

[stuck wasp]

proselytizing

[little marten]

That was very informative actually, thank you 🙏

[gusty pumice]

Sure thing. To the chat, if you have question, please dm them to me. I'd love to answer them, but I'd also prefer to follow the rules

[cold wharf]

night raven in disguise here

[civic otter]

In every step of the way, pilgrim, your blind zealotry calls to mine

[whole glade]

huh?....

[obtuse oak]

let's powerscale jesus and the buddha instead. straight fistfight, no weapons and no spells. who wins

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/man-bites-pepper-bite-smirk-gif-15636387

[arctic escarp]

is this how god emperor felt when people started worshipping him

[misty trench]

me with the forbidden fruit

[gusty pumice]

Lol hank, both would bond over tea

[stuck wasp]

Buddha
He got better feats

[little marten]

How many respawns cause arguably Buddha has infinite and Jesus only 1

[obtuse oak]

[whole glade]

blind ye say? have ye never read the holy books ?

[obtuse oak]

I said no spells!

[cold wharf]

i eat bellpepper like that

[obtuse oak]

that means no respawns

[arctic escarp]

I could take on jesus

in a 1v1 on valorant

that boy aint got no 20 years of FPS skills

💪

[civic otter]

Of course i have! Well, much as i can...

[gusty pumice]

If Buddha respawned, he'd be in a different body, so even with respawns J-man wins

[little marten]

Buddha be throwing mad blows but Jesus turning those cheeks cushioning everything

[stuck wasp]

Buddha has been a warrior in one of his life

[whole glade]

Have you read the book of lorgar?! No.

[jaunty path]

Vs goku

[outer jasper]

ok since were talking about jesus what dnd class would jesus be?

[gusty pumice]

Cleric of light

[little marten]

It’s the version of Buddha who sits in Darktide general all day 💀

[jaunty path]

Arbitrator

[outer jasper]

cuz im saying divine soul sorcerer

[stuck wasp]

Divine domain Warlock

[arctic escarp]

cleric of

[civic otter]

Silence! I will not hear his filthy name

[orchid skiff]

lvl 12 fighter

[gusty pumice]

Perhaps divination wizard for portent

[whole glade]

Word bearers are my 3 fav chaos legion

[gusty pumice]

Maybe paladin, but a tank paladin

[outer jasper]

youd think cleric but hear this, clerics get their power from worship, Jesus just has that no worship required

[cold wharf]

paladin too violent

[outer jasper]

my friend says college of creation bard which does make sense

[amber delta]

multiclass cleric and monk

[civic otter]

I'm boring, i only like loyalists.

[jaunty path]

Maybe jesus would be dr manhattan

[civic otter]

Faith and strength is peak build for dark souls

[obtuse oak]

"clearly a barbarian of some sort" - roman bystander

[gusty pumice]

Not to elongate the discussion, but he did become fully human and prayed and worship for guidance from the Father, He was perfect because He always trusted Gods plan

[little marten]

guys shall i dip my sword bard fighter at level 7 for heavy armour or swashbuckler

[arctic escarp]

#zealot-class message elves 😍

[outer jasper]

hell no

defensive flourish

[whole glade]

i like most of the loyalist but i love my slavic sadist bois

[gusty pumice]

Thats hilarious lol, and shows great understanding of romans dislike of Jesus.

[outer jasper]

college of swords is goofy

[gusty pumice]

Tacitus called Christianity a superstition

[stuck wasp]

The Roman didn't dislike Jesus though

[little marten]

i hear you i hear you

[cold wharf]

christianity messed up the whole of roman society beyond just religion

[stuck wasp]

They didn't care about him

[cold wharf]

it ruined it financially as well

[gusty pumice]

They did, they disliked opposing rulers, thats why they Jewish leaders claimed Jesus to be a rival king, and told pontius pilate that if he let Jesus go he was no friend of ceasar

They also used Christians as fuel for their street lights, which were giant torches

[obtuse oak]

I want to actually play some darktide now so be good y'all. I dont want to come back to a bunch of pings

[gusty pumice]

To be fair, romans did that to themselves, their fall was due to the dismantling of traditional roles

[stuck wasp]

So the Jewish leadership tricked the Roman in executing Jesus.
Hence the Roman didn't care about him

[cold wharf]

through the dissimination of an alien religion

[gusty pumice]

No worries, thanks for the answer to my question, and hopefully I carried myself in a respectful manner. Have a good match, I too am about to run some havoc with a suppression build, wish me luck

[blissful kiln]

honestly, romans were kinda based

[cold wharf]

looking t it strategically, i would try to inject a strange religion into another society in order to weaken it

it is a very potent warfare move

[arctic escarp]

still lose to turks 🥀

[blissful kiln]

Religion victory

[arctic escarp]

this proves that the turks are cooler

💪

[hazy kestrel]

Roman armor was pretty peak

[outer jasper]

armenian genocide denial

[blissful kiln]

I think everyone in history lost to someone at least once

[orchid skiff]

france has never lost

[misty trench]

also to huns, goths, lombards, saxons...the list goes on

[blissful kiln]

except that one time

xdd

[cold wharf]

just like every culture was a slave at some point in history

[orchid skiff]

[blissful kiln]

Napoleon too

[stuck wasp]

While it is impossible to say that France has never lost, it can be said that France overall has had the most victories

[blissful kiln]

bro overextended, rookie mistake

[paper tiger]

France has a tremendous military track record ... before the last century.

so recency bias sours a lot.

[cold wharf]

HOI4 noob player

stretched his eastern front too thin

[misty trench]

France takes a lot of Ls but they're not English so that whips them all the way back around to a massive W

[blissful kiln]

that sounds plausible

[hazy kestrel]

P.O.V: You’ve just been informed that the Germans just went around the Maginot Line

[paper tiger]

The average French soldier returns home to a French wife, French cuisine, and French wine. The English soldier stays in France.

[quick pendant]

expedition 33 saved them 🙏

[stuck wasp]

Most of the "White Flag France" come from America wanting to pull France, the Uk and most other Nato countries into a war that had no reason to be started.

[orchid skiff]

gotta love america and their freedom fries

[paper tiger]

Nah it goes back further than that, but that is the most recent one. France made the right move and nobody with any sense would disagree.

[civic otter]

Gotta hate anyone else but your own in the balkans

[paper tiger]

WWII however was such a catastrophic blunder that it nearly ended the entire country.

[civic otter]

Well maybe our own too

[blissful kiln]

White Flag meme is just WW2

[paper tiger]

And WWI was an "egg on everyone's face" moment.

[blissful kiln]

idk what the deal with americans and their war was and how france was involved

[arctic escarp]

uuuh which war we talking about

[blissful kiln]

exactly

xdd

[cold wharf]

war never changes

[stuck wasp]

White Flag is originating from France being the best army.
Enemy troops surrendered by flying the flag of their enemy.
And France at that time had a White flag

[misty trench]

American govt/media really kickstarted up the white flag memes as we know them today when France refused to get involved with the American forays into the middle east

that's the context

[cold wharf]

mfw they were taunted into waging war

[blissful kiln]

based France

[paper tiger]

it was a lot of countries really

france just got picked on the most for it

canada also refused

[arctic escarp]

US gets the most credit anyway

[stuck wasp]

France was the most wanted after/with the Uk

[paper tiger]

Chirac and Chretien both were like, "yeah nah that sounds fucken stupid bro your evidence is a crayon drawing on a napkin with a grade school Middle Eastern peninsula that says 'BAD MEN HERE', so fuck off"

[stuck wasp]

As a Nato core and Nuclear power (where the war was started for nuke projects)

[misty trench]

UK says it'll back you up and then deploys soldiers with guns that don't work

truly an ally of all time

[paper tiger]

its ok the americans got their back by firing live ammunition at them to use

[misty trench]

GAH I forgot about that

horrible shit

[orchid skiff]

watch how i make this chat talk about the best country by using 4 words

[paper tiger]

Chretien was such a boss

[stuck wasp]

What country was that ?

Chirac is France but I don't remember that one

[blissful kiln]

Surely america was sanctioned by other nations and was taught a lesson

clueless

[paper tiger]

Canada

[stuck wasp]

[misty trench]

you might know it by it's official name: Greater Quebec

[paper tiger]

QUEBEC LIBRE

[stuck wasp]

And surely they haven't done that more than once

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-quebec-scream-quebec-crie-si-tu-aime-le-québec-québec-crie-gif-6243316274443352922

[paper tiger]

It was so funny back then, Chretien got lambasted by the press and by MoP for not speaking with Parliament Members about whether the war would be a good idea, since he was mostly only speaking with his own Cabinet and experts. And then the media asks those MoPs what they know about Iraq and they're like "oh we dont know shit lol but our opinion tho 😠 "

[jaunty path]

Canada is not a real country

[blissful kiln]

j'adore quebec, oui oui

[paper tiger]

Chretien didn't give a shit.

[wise depot]

hey! Are yall shitting on my country?

(USA)

[jaunty path]

Europeans and americans always do

[stuck wasp]

Nah, you lot are doing that enough already

[jaunty path]

We're shitting on ourselves as well.

[wise depot]

We prob don’t need it from Europeans

Because my American neighbors are always shitting on each other (idk how political i can get on this server)

[paper tiger]

depends, are you over 30?

[wise depot]

I’m 22

[paper tiger]

UGH

[orchid skiff]

politics is allowed in this chat

[paper tiger]

DISGUSTING BABYMAN

[wise depot]

million years old

[paper tiger]

oh sorry right this way dracula sir

[blissful kiln]

filth are my politics

condone first degree gacha murder

[wise depot]

great! Let’s talk about how I have 2nd amendment rights

[sturdy mist]

I can only see current havoc level at commissar, but I can see others havoc level at ship but not my own
Is that feature or bug?

[orchid skiff]

what will you do with it

[wise depot]

defend myself and family duhh

I own 3 firearms now

[orchid skiff]

you have a submarine

[wise depot]

and no I’m not right wing

[wise depot]

even better. A battleship

[gusty pumice]

Hey, just checking, anyone down to run Havoc 30? More info in NASA vox channel

[wise depot]

TAKE OFF THE CAP EMOJI 😔

[orchid skiff]

wyd if you're out with your family and i come close to you and start sniffing you

[wise depot]

sniffing?

Sniffing me with a gun or what

[wet summit]

Hippopotomonstroses-quippedaliophobia

[wise depot]

it depends

[orchid skiff]

my nose

will you shoot me before i can show my belly and show that i am not a threat

[wise depot]

no

[round mica]

yes

[nocturne bloom]

Ill give you a new nose

[wise depot]

Fr

[orchid skiff]

how polite

not right wing confirmed

[wise depot]

I only shoot

if I’m actively getting

robbed, shot at

[blissful kiln]

i like right wing and left wing

[wise depot]

stabbed

[blissful kiln]

all chicken wings are great

best part of the chicken

[wise depot]

Just anything that’s clearly threatening to my life or family

[orchid skiff]

i feel like you should shoot before getting stabbed

but i'm no expert

[wise depot]

however, I’m responsible for any discharges

[amber delta]

how do you know you're getting stabbed before you get stabbed

[orchid skiff]

Ocular patdown

[round mica]

in the US you can’t, if you were to do so you’d be called a murderer and the media would call it a mass shooting

[blissful kiln]

trust in jesus

amen

[round mica]

you have to wait for the blade to be inside you before it is deemed okay

[orchid skiff]

Shoot the guy, take the knife, stab yourself

[wise depot]

Well if I see the knife in the hands, I hope my gun makes them fuck off

[nocturne bloom]

Some state laws will fuck you over for that iirc

[wise depot]

90% chance they’ll run away

[orchid skiff]

Are you aware of the tests made for knife vs gun

[nocturne bloom]

However I no longer care as I carry a 1911 and am correct in all situations