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git gud
i killed all but 4 of them
Practice not getting shot, and killing them instead
Inadequate
team died and i got pushed into a corner
No excuse
im mailing you 50 plasma gunners
i kinda like how they have a shovel. reference to the old plasma and shovel meta
(that build was pretty comfy)
do they? i thought it was a baton
nah nah it's a shovel. although a shock maul enemy would be funny š
Plasma gunners are just the director spawning in as vet to show us how it feels to get spammed with plasmas for a change
i dont play plasma vet
group punishment isnt cool
if they want to do that they should buff shotgunners specifically to harm me
i do love the plasma gunners for sure. they have some issues like no tagging voicelines, shooting you through geometry when they have no reason to know you're behind it, etc.
also being hard to differentiate at a glance from shotgunners when they're clustered with each other, although i do usually find out when i shoot at their heads and get that ting sound from hitting carapace. i use a recon lasgun
that thing IS pretty strong yeah
Personally havent had any issues with them but I play like a crackhead so they typically croak by the time I see them 
i do use the room clearing one, not the range one
it combined with arby's shield maul
the 14 maulers i found falling over after i hit them with the worlds most powerful car door
shock maul and suppression shield IS solid for it bc you can block their plasma iirc. same with ogryn's battle maul and slab shield
the shield even beats the daylights out of crushers and bulwarks
yeah shield weapons are in a solid spot in darktide, although ogryn's is a little bit boring
i WOULD like it if shield weapons had a toggleable option to be see-through while blocking.
but i guess if it's for a balancing reason i can't complain
there is a mod for it but i don't like modding darktide
i don't wanna ruin my performance hahaha
i dont either
there's so many mods just adding basic qol stuff that should be baseline. although fatshark slowly chips away at it with every update
like adding dodge counters in this update
being able to see boss health bars while spectating was added a while ago. same as the "for the emperor" cheer thing on the comms wheel, although that was half-assed bc the original mod also has stuff like "Yes", "No", "Thank you", "I need help!"
there's others i can't remember rn
Ranged one can one shot most enemies
yeah but its also fun to turn hordes into red mist
Fair enough
i rember when i discovered kickback room clear
you thunk 'em and they all just fuckin mist-ify
arby's shotgun, we have the corpse starch
mk iii arbites shotgun bringing that back was pretty nice
i do think shotguns shouldn't be able to pen carapace though
i havent played vet in a while but i hope i can still use my chainsword/bistol commissar build
not without rending talents or crits
they cant i think
i just shoot crushers and maulers in the balls
cant not pen if you dont shoot the armor
knees? sauce
ha embed fail
Hi Vsauce
hey, vsauce, arby's here. all our food keeps BLOWING UP
you can still click it
Gabagool
Over heeeeeere
in one maelstrom mission, I got
auric elite 2, for doing 5 maelstrom missions
auric storm survivor, 5 maelstrom missions without dying
got to 5520 penance points with those for the final penance unlocks and those awesome helmets
and got the weekly missions finished to boot
talk about multitasking lol
my grocery list is insane
How insane are we talkin about here chief
- 6 Rotisserie chickens
- 10lb bag of saffron rice
- 10lb of broccoli
- 2 cases of diet coke
- 2 white monsters
- 2 cartons of eggs
- 2 cartons of egg whites
- 5lb bag of apples
- carton of strawberries
- 2 bags of grapes
- 5 cases of water(32 pack)
- deli meat (chicken)
- 3 bags of spinach
- 2 bottles of blueberry vinaigrette dressing
- payday bar
i got the auric mortis no provisions penance in a heresy level mortis on the new ice map
my monsters are paired with my pre workout before da gym
Sugar
why not just drink like coffee or something
white monster are sugar free
European(derogatory)
Lol
Heard that? He called you an Euro
im horrifically rusty at this game now
kinda strange tho because iām pretty sure euros drink more coffee than anyone else in the world
i drink MUG ROOT BEER
eugh
I just drink beer.
my blood is 98 percent MUG ROOT BEER
And american beer is piss water
i wouldnt know, im not 21
Im over 18 i can buy alcohol
You need to be 21 to drink?
in the US
In usa yes
Is it nationwide or state depended
nation
Dreadful
even sillier is the idea that at 18 you can buy a long gun or shotgun but you have to be 21 to buy a pistol
Itās 16 for beer and 18 for wine and spirits here
How good that dont live in usa
but you can also be given a pistol before youre 21
Germany
beer is boring
guns are fun

ez
Beer is good
i like guns
now add both
no dont
has the popular youtube series by brandon herrera called the darwin awards taught you nothing
i would vote for him for president
Bruh
well he is running for office in his state i believe
yeah
The guy who made the AK50?
Well you have cheeto man right now

yea
Donāt vote youtubers into the government wtf
why not
Vote me into the government
we donāt need a weeb gooner as president bro chill out
just because hes a youtuber doesnt mean he cant have valid opinions
plus he nearly beat the guy last time
i mean that legitimately if a youtuber told you that pedophilia is bad would you say his opinion is invalid because hes a youtuber?
Good thing i aint one

idk bro, the last message you sent me in DMs is very incriminating
It would certainly open up the possiblity that hes lying for views
LOL, I forgot i sent you that, was pretty funny

Bah, that aint nothing
i dont have an answer for that except to have a bit of faith in people who have consistently kept their word?
MTN DEW CODE RED
average politician in the world
me fr
Did you edit that or did i misread...
does it say edited?(like this)
Either way nah most influencers are morally bankrupt
influencer and youtuber are not the same
483 more plasma gunner kills until the grind is over and Iām left with nothing to work towards yet again 
Wish we had more penance rewards 
Yeah pal 
i heard if you play enough zealot you unlock this really cool red helmet they give for very special players
ogryn should get a yellow hard hat
You already have the Penance that requires you to kill 1 million enemies?
Yep, got everything 

in 5 yrs maybe
Even the Orthus Offensive one where you have to kill both bosses in 5 seconds, or whatever that penance is?
Yep
Aaaaa
Ya want help on that one?
personman is the real john darktide
Oh itās nothing impressive, trust me. I just have too much time on my hands.
Thanks to the state of the current job market

5 seconds as in
The whole fight or
Each other
Hang in there bud
5s of each other sounds simple enough
Kill the other twin 5 seconds after whacking one. Yeah
I just figure that if I play for a long enough time, I'll eventually naturally get all of the penances.
But that's likely not true... to get all the penances, you actually have to put effort in to specifically grinding certain things
Some of the penances are really niche, yes
you could get everything except orthus probably
Theres one zealot penance that requires a privatr match
Otherwise i wouldve had it by now
Also psyker has one
is it me or are the servers more laggy than usual
At least with psyker you donāt need to finish the mission. Can just borrow someone for 10 minutes until a boss spawns
Have had a bit more lag recently yeah
I got lucky with the zealot one and did it in the train mission. Timed it and we got done in 9 minutes with 2 bots
I forget what exactly the zealot one is, but I'm pretty sure it's because "only an asshole who didn't care about his team would actually try to do that in a game"
i noticed lag too in the new mortis map
Get a gang together and run rolling steel on heresy pal, is a quick and easy penance 
Finish a mission under 20 minutes with less than a wounds worth of hp left for the majority of the mission (donāt remember the exact %) so definitely something that canāt/shouldnāt be done in a public match
For the zealot one, you dont want your teammate to run <20hp the whole match on purpose.
Risky gameplay
The psyker one could be done in a public without someone rage quitting for not getting it. That one I found weird to be private only
Oh you can have a full zealot martyr team and run it with no issue imo.
im still having trouble with frenzied killer 3
Ah yeah, that's right... I remember playing with a bunch of different people who were trying this penance. They all refused to heal, and then just died.
Then some of them just gave up on the match entirely heh
Just ask some folks on the Mourningstar if they could help you do that penance.
marty works horribly with it beccause you have to have less than one wound worth of hp
Like i said. If it wasnt private id have it already

Itās the under 20 that gets you. People will rush and then get stuck at an airlock and rage quitting
tried doing it with psyker jazz hands but ive only ever gotten 10 under it
My brother in the Emperor, just ask one of the fine folks here to help ya.
I got you pal: Run Mortis trials as Ogryn, hope the indulgence slot machine gives you regenerating nuclear boxes, throw em all around, profit.
Should work I think.
I think thatās how I got it actually
what diff
My zealot gameplay
Beat the horde off me. See ugly, sprint at ugly screaming. Ugly gets killed b4 i get to it, or it backhands me. Now i am in the horde wo allies
Repeat process
Smite some ass
I also don't have this. I suspect that different weapons could maybe get it easily though
Try purg psyker
Heās not a knower!
build it better then
The legendary fyrestone appears
Thats how you know people are talking about darktide tactics
Haiiiiii
Iām known?
Guh
I see you in class chats most
I think I got it as zealot. Played auric or damnation, threw a stun nade at a horde plus special mobs and used flamer and sword.
When they arent⦠full of weirdos
Yeah I minmax heavily lol
Smite even ābuilt correctlyā will not clear anything
Smoke is amazing
Cause one basically blocks all ranged attack and the other stuns. ???
Sometimes telling the horde to piss off a little is more valuable than immediately clearing it
It stops gunners
I think the penances I hated the most were the barrel kills ones.
Just kill them
As simple as
Just so pointless lmao
the hungry ogryn says otherwise
fire grenade seems like a better option
Knife is the best
I miss my heavy evis
The chaxe doesnt have the same sweep
The lucky bullet ogryn one made my ears bleed when doing that one in Mortis. Just 5 or 6 games of holding down M1.
Big Manās penances were also a slog. 
Lmao, peak gameplay right there pal.
nothing like a mango on a fork
which ones lucky bullet
gets me every time
Made me relive my tf2 pyro days of w+m1 to win
The barrel kills one can happen if you just shoot barrels that are near enemies.
There is a penance where you have to push enemies in to a big fan, though... and I could imagine that that penance is a bit of a pain to get
Christ was that penance boring
smite psyker without damage perks was how i did it
Thatās how I feel right now as Iām grinding through the plasma gunner penances with Arby, just w + Casti + shotgun goes brrr, but itās sooo boring.
just throw em
Do inferno psyker with venting shrike
I fear the person who did lucky bullet penance with anything but the twin stubber.
Itāll get you the penance

Smite Psyker lets you push enemies?
not really; once you unlock the switches, as ogryn taunt them and shove them into the fan
That one just requires a bit of coordination via a chat message or two, is not that bad actually.
soon as you stop smiting without overperiling you throw them where you are looking
the fact it doesn't count your team in barrel kills is a travesty
I'd havve gotten it earlier
Smite psykers in my game are magnetized to barrels
They donāt deserve my barrel kill contributions 
But I agree, should count.
I send them off the cliff
i have the situational awareness penance
No, I mean when you kill your team with the barrels
4 out of 5 at least
Cuz Iām evil asf
Ah, I still agree 
Oh, this dumb dumb is at 10%; better shoot that barrel so he has his full health -1 wound
instant heal
that's just pskyers in general
thank me later
I remember getting the Be Your Best penance for Big Man before the max box limit was upped to 3 from 2.
the IRS agent does call them liabilities
Monkeys paw curse for the previous barrel event and itās only the clandestium gloria map
Absolute suffering that one was
100% accuracy.
Best penance was using a big box of boom for a corrupter.
I got barrel juggled by 3-4 difference ones. Glorious
Pain and suffering 
Iāve got a thousand yard stare from that penance, I swear.
i liked the getting environmental kills as psyker one, just smite and toss off a bridge
You know one Iāve been hating
its like the gmod physgun
ur ur ur ur ur - Freddy Fazbear
Be Your Best, pal
thats a real quote
got it way back in the first 2-3 months using the broken crosswalk right before the final smelter event using the wave
Ya donāt have to hit em in the head, just kill em with a box throw
i used a side bridge in the start of the prismata crystals map
Eh. Still. Itās a pain
Oh I know it is pal, at least you have 3 grenades now

Idt it had to be headshots. Just 4 hits and all had to be different. What sucked was when youāre on number 4 and donāt remember what specific gunner or rager you hit. That or if you accidentally hit a bulwarks shield and not their body
Yeah exactly
Bulwarks are such a pain for it
Anyone got tips for bulwarks? 265 hours in the game and I still struggle
erm actually you hit the shield with every pellet in your shotgun despite aiming at the other side of him
All the nades ones I did except for the veteran ones was with mortis for the nade regen blessing. Assuming I event got that one since the game liked not giving me that until wave 9 if at all.
I think the toughest was killing 4-5 elites with psyker explosion when the psyker explosion wasn't strong enough to killl any elites so you had to soften them up before triggering your explosion before your team could do it;
That and vet needingh like 90-100% accuracy using 100% of their ammunition by the end of the level
The ābestā is when you somehow miss at point blank range
Happened way too many times for me and Iām glad itās over.
I did the latter. It was hard
i did the vet one with a combat shotty
I also did the one where you canāt take any melee damage
Overwatch
Desync deleting your shots 
I āmember
Overwatch wasn't bad. I did it on the signal level by standing back with an autogun and taking pot shots with camouflage
that ones easy you just need to not take Health damage. as long as you only take toughness melee damage youre fine
Oh I thankfully didnāt have that issue
I like watching enemies get map killed
Me on the otherhand? Whats the map where you jump down onto wide open scaffolding in the first turn?
Having the extra barrels and poxwalkers was insaneā¦
I had my gf play book zealot
The psyker suicide one I got in my first psyker game cause I had no idea what tf peril did lol.
It was actually quite easy cause I also used voice of command so it just worked out
Im kinda wondering... Anyone think theres like a canon difficulty progression in the story
I unno
They describe all missions as āreally bad and terrible and you wonāt come backā
auric for the entire campaign
I remember playing with somebody who was doing this penance. They refused to get any new ammo the whole mission, because they needed to make every shot count
Zealot Tt 1W runs in <20 minutes were doable, but annoying because you were playing the whole damned match in black & white
I meed to pick up
Melee psyker
When my friend finally loads up darktide
I mean like fresh accounts
clandestium gloria. Honestly love it when the game ends in the first 5 minutes cause itās early and not after you already spent 20+ minutes
hardest available is probably accurate
Lmao
The railing in Gloria is beautiful because if you lose no one is'a clean, but the barrels + a plague ogryn or chaos spawn and you're guaranteed 2 people aren't making it to the first medicae
erm actually its gloriana
and it's so easy to avoid the barrels; go high or stick to the hallways on the right
I assume rolling steel makes the <20 minutes easier
Iām just glad that map isnāt in havoc, or if it is then Iām lucky and havenāt gotten it yet.
You can do that mission in like 5 minutes
Yeah
My least favorite mission is the metalfab i think
Where it has one side just no rails or anything
My least favourite is any of the boss missions tbh
the smelter? First darktide game I ever played in the beta
my favourite is whatever i need to play 50 of right now
I managed for a whole week just getting knocked off the map every time
For zealot? Yeah I did that penance in 9 minutes in whatever the lowest difficulty it was that was specified
smelter was my first impression; it's where I knew this game had the juice
Is it because the thammer zealot always one taps the boss? 
Mostly just fighting bosses doesnāt feel very satisfying to me
You can do Rolling Steel in 5 minutes? But the doors are locked.. it intentionally slows you down
They donāt get staggered like other enemies
dont drink the smelter juice its too hot
Thereās not much feedback
ogryn don't drink the spicy rocks
Forbidden soup.
so i was at havoc 26, and now im bumped down to havoc 20, but i cant get anyone to join because i dont have a havoc level at all and there are no havocs under level 25 to even try to join in my party finder. this rocks, i love it
Maybe so
But
The event w 15 special spawns at all times and extra barrels
It was a chaos spawn/ogryn every match
3 people gone in an instant bc some panicy bastard started chucking nades
That and the minigame that requires some amount of focus unlike the other 2 variants
Apparently thereās a woman who died from eating hot coals and I wonder how that even happens
It was hundreds of years ago
Medieval
Havoc got reset again with the new update pal 
yeah i know, it sucks
me waiting for the commissar to stop talking about powerpacks so i can tell him about all the krak grenades i ate:
Tbf theres a lady here in the states who said "Im gonna trust science that Tylenol is safe" and now in the hospital for a fatal od
This 3rd reset is why Iām not bothering with the Havoc grind anymore 
How does the havoc reset work. Like does it lower you to the lowest 10 or what? Cause I was also 26 and got brought to 20
Life is fascinating
Thank goodness I no longer have to run Havoc, was a slog at times.
funny thing that I literally got true survivor like
an hour before the reset

Someone get that distinguished gentleman a hat
i dont really understand the goal of the system, becasue it just sucks
at least keep my clearance level available so i can get a group
from last season
hes about to blow up
I get what its trying to do
I think it's because Havoc is separated in to its own thing, so some people are scared to go in to Havoc (or maybe they just don't even know how). I just stick to Auric, I don't go to Havoc, mainly for those reasons.. although I'm not sure how much harder Havoc is than a hard Auric mission
But its implementation uh
I canāt imagine getting TS with the current mods, looks like hell honestly.
I think my favorite map is the one where you are looking for samples in the desert area and it ends on a circular 3 story room
Havoc exists for you to play 50 games of havoc 1-10 to get the armor
he ate 37 krak grenades
Leaves a lot to be desired.
I need to find it
My question is
This is what I did during the first week of Havoc 1.0 lmao
Why are we keeping a demotion system in a game where a good percentage of demotions come from literally being disconnected from the game
but the party finder sucks ass. so I cant just easily find people and run lower level missions, but i also cant get a clearance level at 20 to say i know moderately what im doing
especially in a pve game lol
and this is a game with notoriously bad connection issues
Refinery Delta 17
It is genuinely one of the most baffling decisions that they've stuck with to this day
I miss 1.0ās ranking system, the new one stinks imo.
It benefits literally no one.
like warframe and needing to wait for loot to be crafted
I tried hard enough to got the pants and thatās it. The other stuff looks nice but I canāt imagine how anal 35 or higher is. That and how dumb spawns are cause even higher 20s were starting to get ridiculous
Not the players because it's unnecessarily punishing
getting denied from evrey group i try to join and say in queue with my group listed for 10 mins with no bites because i have no fuckin clearance level
Sure, plenty of people got carried to 40 in 1.0, but party finder was no where near as elitist as it is now.
I think the connection issues
Is the game platform
Hd2 has bad connection issues, and the client is host priority
And not the devs who made the mode because people will refuse to play it because of that system
Speaking of warframe I just made a hell of a profit trading this week
Like idgi
Someone bought my mag prime before prime resurge
oh I should probably try trading
I've heard it's a good way to get plat without paying money
35+ wasnāt bad before (canāt speak for current Havoc lmao) sure you had times where the director said ārocks fall, everyone diesā but usually things ran smoothly.
Havoc is exactly as hard as the team makes it ime
Last season I heard that 20s - 35 was absolute hell.
The one part that I don't like about that orange level is the final room (before the door opens up so you can go to your ship). I don't think I've ever struggled in that room. By the time I reach that room, I already know "ok, from here on, there's no challenge, we basically just need to waste time until the door opens"
It was fun being a book bot last season. Doubt itās useful now with the plasma death squads though.
Iām certainly not gonna torture myself with yet another 40 climb, thatās for sure.
Rn I have a group of 4 people who are all new to darktide and one of them picked the event mission on malice at level 11
Got to watch them go from "oh its just one difficulty higher, cant be that hard" to the British guy semi rage quitting and the other two alternating from calm to panicked as soon as they accidentally woke up the dh
ha... thinking about it, I don't think I've done that level with Ventilation Purge (fog) or lights out (like the event is)... That would change things
Waking up the funnyhost is a rite of passage. 
Lights out spawning 6 daemon hosts, and the only sources of light being flashlights and lasfire⦠def something
Thammer time 
THAMMAR
I feel bad tho... I didnt tell them about daemonhost, and the british guy been flicking back and forth so much that despite being level 22 he doesnt really go to malice or up
So all three of them had it rough
Itās fine pal, we all learned the hard way, just how it is 
When you wake a dh, is the correct etiquette ALWAYS to try to block and fight it as long as you can (and maybe kill it)... or is it better sometimes to just let it wipe you
I just shoot it
I used to just let it kill me tbh
Dakka is best
Now I delete it with 2 bonks and a bolter magdump for insurance.
Doesnt damon host claim more players at higher diffs?
I think so
Dakka would mean continue fighting until one of you goes down?
Huh.
The daemonhosts never last long enough for me to find out 
Dakka means double barrel shotgun fun times
Idk. Im still riding the high of being chased for a minute and a half straight from the beginning of the month
Wasnt even the host that got me
Wonder if anyone wants to help me with penances on darktide
What penances pal?
Wouldnt that be a penance
Survive x amount of time while DH is actively hunting you
Would be easy, just plant a shield as Big Man and wait it out 
For those of you who play intense difficulty levels: When you start your 1st match of the day, do you do some sort of physical irl preparation to make sure your body and mind is ready for the intensity, or do you just turn on the game without thinking and immediately go in to the hardest difficulties with zero warm-up
We ball, pal. No prep time, just kill heretics.
aint no time for that
killing time
if you can breathe, you can kill
I think the prep time
Is mindlessly playing the game for a month and a half straight
Ha... and you immediately get up to speed?
What if you were drunk, or tired... would it matter, or would it make no difference
We ball regardless 
They need to nerf plasma gunners on high havoc they are near impossible w no cues on when they blast
They have a brief windup before they shoot, but yeah, should be a bit clearer.
And no visual cue
Itd be cool if they had proper callouts instead of the characters calling them any variation of gunner
If worse comes to worse, just Arby shotgun + casti + w pal 
The brief windup glow is the visual cue
hmm I love vent purge and seeing 17 different lasers
Relaaaaaax
You just gotta the event out, and kick yourself in the arse when you are chasing the penance
Laser light show is best show 
But itās irregular
the new event being only in vent or lights out mission is like
truly evil
some real erubus shit
Never said it was a good visual cue 
Lights out is genuinely my favorite modifier in the game
And then AI director has them as elites so they spawn 15 out at once
Looks like daemonhosts are back on the menu!
If you were better with your dodging (so you were just always dodging), and smarter about where you were positioning yourself in every room you entered (to pick places where you weren't likely to get shot at, rather than running in to the open)... Would Plasma Gunners still be a problem at high levels?
Still missing the one thatās 90% accuracy and no ammo think itās called make every shot count, kinda cba to deal with it
Not even, I just like the atmosphere
As I said, just Arby shotgun, casti, and hold w my guy. Simple as.
Even past the shotgun, shield and Maul for the flash, then you beat them to death for audacity
Whenever I've seen people do this, they just never pick up any ammo at all during the match
You like lights out because of the atmosphere. I like lights out because I get to whack 6 daemonhosts in one run. We are not the same. 

I don't like Lights Out, but I actually really like Ventilation Purge (fog) a lot for some reason... I especially love it with snipers
Yeah, not the biggest fan of the eye strain from lights out, vent purge snipers can be hellish though lol
12 sniper lasers down a long hallway 
The Mk VIII shotgun in my hand pointing at the purple silhouettes in the distance
I really like the hellishness in the fog heh.
Hellishness in complete darkness is a bit different... it's slightly too... difficult, I guess
I did that as well and ran a profane revolver, not sure if a shotty would work
This is what Iāve been doing to steal all of the plasma gunner kills for the penance grind 
I regret nothing.
I think i just finished tier 3 of that
Hell yeah pal, finished tier 4 myself in my last match.
If Arbies can have a NPC computer dog walking around and stealing everybody else's kills, then you have nothing to regret
483 more to go 
Lemme see
when are we getting a krige guy for a personality?
Yeah, I got a flat 1k left
are they going to nerf plasmagunners
Ah, I donāt run dog with me for this actually, grenade spam helps for when I overextend haha.

I love my dog
Give the devs a year and maybe, pal

I should play arbitrator but at the same time im having fun with the base classes
The ability to pet the dog in-between missions is why Arbites is the best class
You don't feel like it makes the game a bit pointless? Like, what's the point of a computer dog killing computer enemies... Those enemies might as well not even have existed
Less things for me to worry about
Go play Havoc 35 and tell me the dog is making the enemies pointless
The purpose of the game is for humans to play it, not for humans to watch the computer play itself though...
But I do admit that I'm glad whenever a dog saves me in chaotic times
The purpose of the game is to enjoy yourself and I find this game directly more enjoyable for having a dog.
Playing as Arby is just a glorified walking simulator. 
Thatās what Iāve learned with this last penance grind.
I just like screaming my Ability Voice Lines.
āI AM THE LEX!ā said Hieronymus Lex, calmly.
Still havenāt found the Gray Fox though 
ATTEND MALCADOR'S WORD!
NOW HEAR THIS, BLOCK-FODDER!
YOU CAN RUN! PLEASE DO! IT MAKES IT FUN!
Ya know... I should start shouting arby lines irl
They'll send you to the loo bin
You gotta smoke 500 sandpaper cigarettes to get the full Maul voice though.
walks into bathroom JUDGEMENT WILL FIND YOU
The Unstopable Force vs The Imovable Object
God why the fuck is Arbites tree got reset too
pick up niece from school YOU CAN RUN, PLEASE DO, IT MAKES IT FUN
Ill even do the batman voice

Sometimes even the rocks are heretics.
Fatalist arbites is peak
UNFALTERING, UNWAVERING, INDOMITABLE
Fatalist has depth

Tbh I think Maul has a soft spot for the dog
I feel like it should also be "undomitable", to keep the pattern
are you guys having issues with Havoc since patch?
"Mission Aborted" has happened 4x now right at the end and fails us all. I've also seen 3x the entire party crash to desktop during Dark Communion w/ Rotten Armor. I should be back to 36 but im 32 cus of this bs lol.
Irresistible 
Iāve had that bug once so far, though not in havoc. Man that sucks.
irregardless..
Lol
Reminding me of Captain Sobel with that word lmao. 
Band of Brothers was such a peak series.
Ah I never finished watching Band of Brothers, it's still on my list of shows to watch
You gotta finish watching it pal.
Y r u blousin ur bootz like a paratrooper ,,
Hank said to avoid rotten armor
if there was a fart scented vape, would it be an electric fart
if so, could butts dream of electric farts
idk who Hank is but im glad other people seem to have identified the issue, hope FS can fix asap or at laest remove rotten armor from havoc
A mod and playtester
Ello
What the fuck does this even mean.
Vapes are bad for your health pal 
They're likely not gonna do anything until a fix in a week or two
pretty sure electric farts are worse for your health
I watched the first 1 or 2 episodes, I forget why I stopped. Maybe I was looking for something a bit more intense, I don't really remember (the reason I like Darktide is because of its intensity).
But everything about Band of Brothers' description was great - it's basically about a squad of soldiers who are fighting in war. It's kind of the perfect show for Darktide players
The Guard Experience 
not sure what this is ha
Of course not lmao, just being silly.
Can you describe The Pacific a bit more? I don't think I've even heard of it
People seem to have opinions about the new enemy
Pacific campaign
Pacific didnāt really grab me, oddly enough. Donāt know why. 
It's brutal
Brutal as fuck
Normal BoBr is super like
Hooah high speed army goes rolling along
The Pacific is just
This image but the original
Cuz the original is based off a marine i think at Guadalcanal
Ah yes, I āmember the āCreek

Every episode is brutal
Every human has different tastes. (I learned this after I watched Attack On Titan and thought it was the best show ever... and then I showed it to my non-anime buddies and watched how their bodies physically revolted at the concept of watching an anime heh. Everybody has different tastes.)
hey, how uch time is there per season of havoc?
it was kind of a lazy addition imo
"sniper 2"
No idea honestly, I assume it just resets after each ābigā update.
Honestly I loved The Pacific more than Band of Brothers.
allright ty
Unpopular opinion
But ich auch
Yeah it is.
I liked it more
Yeah pal 
I just like how brutal The Pacific is tbh.
I think they reset Havoc whenever there's a major update (every 3 months, 4 times a year).
When they reset it, you get bumped down to the nearest '10' level. (So level 38 gets bumped down to 30, level 23 gets bumped down to 20, etc)
BoB is greatly about brotherhood, TP focuses way more on how horrifying war is.
It helps that the IJA was unbelievably brutal and desperate.
allright so i got some time for my last 8 levels!
I think I missed something in the chat.. what's IJA?
Imperial Japanese Army
That's the name of a show?
The Pacific is the name of the show
No, it's the name of Japan's army during its Imperial era.
The show itself is called The Pacific.
Yeagh, this.
Where does Das Boot rank in your opinions... is it too old (do you know what it is)?
Oh I know what Das Boot is, it's a pretty good movie.
It's certainly got its quirks but I'd still put it in a low A.
Aaaaa
I have acquired. Recaff. For this failing meat suit i am attached to.
Double dosage
Twice over
That one has all the meat she could ask for
That is. A double entendre.
Unfortunate
Ok, I've put The Pacific at the top of my 'to watch' list.
After I got in to Darktide, I kind of didn't watch shows as much (because if I'm looking for a dopamine hit, I know that Darktide will give some intensity, whereas shows can be hit-or-miss). But I'll definitely check out The Pacific, thank you. (And maybe finish Band of Brothers)
Outstanding pal 
Im bored
Hello bored
We'll see how the Amazon 40K show turns out... (I have controversial thoughts, so I won't get in to my opinions, but hopefully it turns out ok)
Remember, hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

tru
pussies get to live though... they get to survive like cowardly chameleons
still die
Wait⦠what?
This is the first iāve heard of this
true..
It's been in the works for a long time. Henry Cavill (Superman actor, Warhammer fan) is the one supposedly making the show, in some way
Im ready to be dissapointed tbhš
If you're dead, I suppose it doesn't really matter how you're remembered.
But you do have a point about the time while you're alive yeah.
Amazon shows and netflix and whatnot are usually trash
Thatās the spirit pal 
Just lived long enough to know that
some people die for speaking their minds
Some level
You gotta respect that
Dude⦠you just made my day.
I know Cavill is truly passionate about W40, so heāll do it justice
I mean
Yeah.
I do keep it in mind..
It will be the same slop like the witcher
Alright, gonna sleep now. Gānight general chat. Donāt get too crazy 
he had no control of that
That was the director
The witcher was good when Cavill was keeping them lore accurate. It only went downhill when they stopped taking his advice
This is the hope. The drama behind the show has been going on for... a couple years, I think. And the general narrative/internet gossip about the Amazon show is that "Amazon was pressuring Cavill to make the show a certain way (we don't know how or what) but Cavill pushed back in some way, and Cavill eventually agreed to make the show".
Cavill definitely 100% 'gets' Warhammer. The only question is how much he caved to whatever it was that Amazon was asking for
But there is reason to be hopeful
thats the spirit
The most fence-sitting spirit possible heh
Ooo
It was bad
I just started playing my veteran today
If you read the books you were dissapointed by the show
Omg the vigilant autogun
And its still amazon i guarantee it will be slop even with henry.
That is your opinion and is as equally valid as anyone elseās. But, in your opinion was season 2 worse than season 1?
nah
only person who's supposed to have an opinion is me
by my divine grace u may have an opinion that alignz w mine
it's a privilege
but if u disagree w me im straight up killing u
it's my new year's resolution
Like it feels soo good to use, like when you tell the sister in the mourningstar that you took one of the ogryns rations as a zealot
It was all equally bad imo. The whole package. The costumes the way they changed certain things from the books.
I choose to huff hopium
type shit
I think having read the source material gives extra insight. I havenāt read it, so I donāt have a frame of reference
Noooo
Promises, promises
I have mixed feelings on this idea, because I watched the Netflix version of Death Note (without seeing the anime) and I liked it.And then I heard that people who liked the original Death Note anime/manga didn't like the Netflix version.
And my 'normie' friends have watched shows/adaptations of stories/comics that I loved - and they liked those adaptations - but I actually knew how shitty those adaptations were because I knew the original source...
So I have complicated feelings on this issue heh
Were all fckn warhammer nerds to some degree tho so well be critical af i think. š
Anyone remember Eregon?
Used to love that movie
Big ol dragon rider movie
Got the books. Devoured them in a school summer. Two months, 2000 pages.
Couldnt watch the movie again wo
I think it was spelled "Eragon"... but that's all I remember heh. I think it was about dragons, or maybe I'm wrong heh
With A, ye
Iām very new to W40, so 90% of what people say goes way over my head, but I have to say I like the community a lot
Arbies still broken af
The worst kinda 40k nerd is a āmy factionā nerd
Usually space marine. Sometimes custodes. Always black templars.
My main experience of 40k is: watching the Astartes video, then moving on to watching 40k lore videos on YouTube, then playing Darktide. So there are other people here who don't know too much either heh
Iāll be honest, most of what i know about it is from the Tom & Don YouTube channel. With videos like āwhich Warhammer faction is the most sexist/racistā
I remember watching this old ass movie about the Ultramarines
Pretty much my first media about 40k that i can remember as far back
40k might be racist but atleast we have equality.
now that every other faction has been buffed, it's not as bad though... everybody got powercrept upward
Isander and Koda does faction deep dives and event overviews
They tell you a faction. They act like its the best faction. They diss on other factions. That faction is getting dissed in a different video
Fun fact: This is only the first nerf wave
More to come
I need to grind for my relics so i can join the 1 hit thammer club
Yeah as long as you dont get bonked by a crusher arby really doesnt die at all
you guys got indulgence list on mortis trial mode?
THAMMAR
Even crusher doesn't mean much when you're in Castigator's stance.
Trappers though...
Worse than Daemonhosts
I love the existence of trappers. Nice to have one every few minutes.
3 at the same time? Nonstop spawns? Hell nah
check games lantern
I'm still silently hoping that they implement a toggle where I can choose to not play with Arbites dogs... I want to struggle with fellow humans, not just watch the computer delete its own enemies that it created.
(I know this will never happen though so I am also ok with the dogs existing, because I do like dogs irl... but I would prefer it if an actual dog could play as the dog)
Idea for a mode.
Silent poxbombers. Increased spawn rate.
Not really
already ingame
With everything buffed heās pretty good but not op
I totally get that. I play with 2 family members. One relies on the dog completely, so never actually improves as a player
He was also nerfed lol
Theres a perk with that.
A lotta tank builds use that perk i think?
"A slap on the wrist"
There will be another nerf wave, watch
Oh for other classes i get it now
@ripe tangle Wanna Spray and pray later?
sure
That was fast
Omfg where did she come from
How's it going y'all
Okay need to build that Hammer thing
Licht, is Gefangnis jail, prison, or detainment?
I dont even have a full set of orange yet. Much less 500 power gear
ā¦need to play more
is it any of the three depending on context?
Yes
makes sense
Jails are for processing/ short term detainment
Prisons are like. Housing for the interred.
To be clear, I can also make the case that Arbites is good because it lets lower-skill players contribute at higher levels... so really, it's not that bad. People who want a challenge can choose a harder class, and everybody can play together - it's win-win.
mmm?
no, it's been quite a headache
Er hat sieben Jahre GefƤngnis bekommen vs Ich bin Im GefƤngnis
Being detained is being held as of right then. Usually if you are being detained, you are being put to jail or questioned and let go on the spot
Jails are also more local, hold people awaiting trials, and also holds people who have shorter sentences
today should be the last day before we take the car
Right, take your time. It will work out eventually
One step at a time
I appreciate the kind words, but it is more like being thrown head first into everything
ge wurde wegen des Verbrechens, ein Femboy zu sein, ins GefƤngnis gesteckt
...was?
Computers = headaches, especially when something doesn't work 100% perfectly
Will have to go through those eventually
was that grammatically unsound?
It's the matter of when, not if. So might as well
Iām sorry if it was
@nocturne bloom i think you are being imprisoned? Im not sure

No
It wasn't the grammar, it's the context
handcuffs??

I mean, who doesnt like femboys?
Trial is in place
That sweet bussy
No handcuffs.
Only a jumper and large men of questionable nature.
ist es ein Verbrechen jemanden für 6 ⬠zu töten?
"grammatically unsound" has an interesting sound to it... "grammatically" has a tiki-taka sound, but "unsound" has the smoothness of "n" mixed with the wider feel of "ow"...
So I would say "grammatically unsound" has a grammatical sound.
(Ok, maybe I'll stop typing for the night)
Nein
š¤Ø
not necessary to torture me, yknow
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
#Justlifethings
Anyway
I know. Very few german words
The first things off the top of my head is
Shiesse. Danke. Gut/guten morgen.
Uhā¦
well obviously, you donāt murder people society actually looks for.
Thatās how you end up in Prisonā¦
Im supposed to be consulting with the owl but like. My interest wears thin quickly
Not to mention i was valuing Spanish for practicality
Instead of danke schƶn, use vielen dank
||for the record, Iām not really a murderer, I just have a dark/twisted sense of humorā¦||
hitler kaput
āFor the record, im not gay. The homies just need some affection too.ā
did I tell you, when I was in Germany, I told a woman I held the door open for, she said āDanke Schƶnā and my brain said āBitte Schƶnā but my mouth said āBitte Schnellā
Kiss yo homies to sleep
Trying to figure out of I have a mouse problem of a DT problem, anyone else have issues with inputs being dropped in this game recently? I don't really notice an issue in other games, but I'm also not swapping between weapons as fast as I am in DT
Oh no
I apologised so hard because that was the rudest thing I couldāve said
Is okay, American
I felt soooooo bad
She'll understand
that's just dt
she did look at me like āthis bitchā¦ā when I said it, thatās when I realized my faux pas
and started apologizing, she just went along her business and ignored me
You told the bish to hurry up š
āI aint got the timeā
āCome tf onā
I felt like an asshole for the rest of the dayā¦
It's alright, mistake were made is all
Just pull a perfect "I'm sorry" in English
All will be forgiven lol
All would be right in the world for a large german lady to suplex a small asian woman for that insult
Nah

Oof. Caffeine is burning me out now.
She might've done that in her head, yeah
We depart in 30
Skin is on fire. And im not in the kinda job thatll let you strip.
I miss mot working overnights.
Just get your things sorted out first. I hate to play when there are stuff in the back of my head
couldn't even if I wanted to. everything's disassembled.

anyone notice they gain peril when parrying with the dueling sword even without Kinetic Deflection
It's a default
When Psykers equip DS
so its just the dueling swords and not the devil claws
I want to play battlesector
But like. I dont play it. Only as a. 2-3 hour move and pass session w my one friend. So online play w the sweats is not an option
Can you atleast start with the half shirts first?
Did i
you have crop tops?
Read half sharts?
Uhhh sure
based ogyrn

You can have my old Wife beaters
bro for $8 this game slaps
i love wife beaters
They are shirts i have been wearing for so long that they have torn and worn down to the point the stomach sections are missing

The clothing, right?
prolly cuz i live in the dahdamn swamp
holy shit, it's Shrek
yes. THE SHIRTS YA FREAK
I mostly just wear them around the house as casual night wear
Listen, i paid for a shirt, im gonna wear it til i cant anymore
I have holes in my fave vans shirt
āI hit my face on a doorā
One of them is so torn up you'd think i got attacked by a mountain lion

But its still wearable so
i beat it looks fab
It is a lovely purple color
with the right psnts and shoes
What game?
Megabonk
The one i still wear that has minor shredding is a old Venom shirt that looks lile one of those band type shirts you'd find at hot topic
I love it and cant find it anymore online
Makes me sad
I think i guessed thatš
That is funny, my buddy is playing that right now, what is it?
its like vampire survivors but 3d
I mean, starting as a symbiote that got rejected and then bonded to a piece of shit that also had a fixation/hatred of Spiderman'll do that
couldnt be my boi magneto or Dr.doom
magneto was right idgaf
as in freaky
not the bad kinda freak
I still don't have image perms š¤
Does it take 1000 messages
When can I join society
No embed perm in General chat
I feel you
Venom doesnt have sex, or atleast hadnt, and up until Brock had a kid with his symbiote, i would have said he was a virgin
IT WAS A JOKE BROSKI
Considering the only thing he ever cared about for most of his comicbook life was getting back at spiderman
I FUCKING HATE DARK MISSIONS
dr.doom is just him
Dr. Doom is a plot armor loser
Motherfucker can basically do anything and everything except save his mother from hell
Thats marvel for you
At least marvel characters have lasting trauma
DC characters get an emo phase and go back to normal
so spawn, batman, constanine dont exist?
batman my beloved
Spawn is practically outside dc jurisdiction i fear, n constantine is indeed goated.
Fk batman
Magneto atleast is understandable as a villain, a jew who survived the holocaust, saw how humanity treated those different from them before they even realized mutants were a thing. Then when mutants start becoming more prominent, he knew humanity was just going to try and kill them, so he figured the only way to attain peace was to wipe humanity out first. Cant fault the logic, humanity had been trying to wipe itself out since it began using rock and wood as weapons, obviously it would try and kill anything different from it, like mutants.
ykow what, fuck ya meatball, fuck ya pizza, and i hope yo markers dry up.
scallywag
Magneto is a walking Cataclysm for humanity, of course humanity would never stop trying to kill him
"love different..or be of different skin and be punished" magneto 97'
Yeah but have you considered that calendar man commits themed crimes based on the nearest holiday?
elite ball knowledge
bro got one bad christmas gift
Are you stupid?
Way more people have had a disappointing Christmas than have lived through a genocide.
(I think?)
I still need to see the x-men sequel
Mags was an the extremist answer to xaviers peaceful solution to political figure against mutants in society
The marxist of the matter, if you will
97 was so good, magneto was doing numbers
You cant engage in discourse with people that want you dead
Like sure, not all of humanity hates mutants in the comics, but its still a big portion that does
Its why there are so many mutant apocalypse type futures where mutants are either wiped out hunted down or worse
Anyone wanna level up their gear?
How so
magneto is the answer when humanity devolves into hatred
We uh, play
idgaf hes the best anti-hero
Yuck
Ikr, imagine playing
Level gear in what?
Dorktide
Borderlands 2
Yeah the political figure in question was a class A racist
Mags after xavier died was like. āYknow what. This aint worth it. Fuck you all, im honoring my best friend by dipping tf out. My best advice now is to keep off my lawn.ā
Primarch Johnson knows what the ladies like
fuck blueberry boy scouts
Hell, he did that in the old comics too, just went up into space in his asteroid base and chilled the fuck out til a band of mutants went in search of him, that just wanted to meet him and live
I'm good. I only have 4 masteries left to complete
the lion doesnt concern himself with the opinions of Space wolves.
If we're talking about the same real-life person, he was obviously not a 'racist'. That kind of talk doesn't help anything.
If you want to get back to having normal, civil discussion, we can do that though.





