general-chat

[tawny gorge]

bungie jumping

[elder hare]

holy shit, this right here

[ocean widget]

one of the two brothers who ran overkill

[nocturne flicker]

what?

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

[odd minnow]

ulf andersson seems like a cool guy anyways

[ocean widget]

overkill made payday

[nocturne flicker]

ohhhhh you mean the andersson brothers

yeah ulf went on to make gtfo didn't he?

[ocean widget]

i call em overkill because i cant be fucked to remember their names

[jaunty path]

Writing & Narrative
• PAYDAY franchise narrative – integrated live-action, game scripting, player-driven storytelling.
• Author – 1,500-page pirate trilogy (in progress).

You were not lying, jfc.

[ocean widget]

yeah GTFO

"10 Chambers Game Director / CEO.
@tenchambers
. GTFO, Payday, Payday2 and the Newfoundland twerk. My opinions are just that"

[nocturne flicker]

I'm glad Ulf got away from Bo's shit. It must be a shame to have such a cunt for a brother

[blissful kiln]

the best part of payday2 was the music

[odd minnow]

bo was just some executive guy who managed the business side. without ulf there wouldn't have been a payday 2

[tawny gorge]

100%

[nocturne flicker]

and even then the music was ruined post-beta

[odd minnow]

but bo takes all the credit

[ocean widget]

plus the music that had literally no connection to the game except the fact chains is in a pickle

[nocturne flicker]

beta payday 2's music shits ALL over release payday 2's

[blissful kiln]

how?

[odd minnow]

also simun vilkund and ulf are friends

they still work together

[ocean widget]

flames of love is great though

[jaunty path]

BULLSHIT

[ocean widget]

fym

[cold wharf]

yes

[odd minnow]

he has like no online presence lol

[hazy kestrel]

Corporate executive try not be a sleazy person that takes credit for other people’s hard work challenge (Impossible)

[nocturne flicker]

i mean the release music is still passable. kinda like how the jurassic park movie is great while still being inferior to the novel. the beta music was just a million times better bc it had a deeper undertone to it that pumped you up more

[ocean widget]

@blissful kiln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vlVNHhufhM

chains is in a pickle

[ocean widget]

good

[odd minnow]

the worst part is it's his brother

[ocean widget]

i doubt he wants to be questioned about why his brothers such a cunt

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

[nocturne flicker]

i'm so glad my little brother's not like Bo

[ocean widget]

hes in a pickle veteran before rick and morty did it

[elder merlin]

[odd minnow]

anyways bo pretty much lead the shitty monetization of payday 2 so you can entirely blame the ruination of the game on him

[elder merlin]

Why cant time move forward faster

I want RE9

[cold wharf]

Ain't that a hole in a boat.

[ocean widget]

acquire multiple stopwatches

[blissful kiln]

I want Y9

[nocturne flicker]

That's on my massive list of questions, like why is our species so fucking stupid?

[ocean widget]

blame evolution

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, fellow New Vegas enjoyer

[elder hare]

time is a flat circle

[elder merlin]

Ego

[elder merlin]

Pretty much

[astral basin]

I want. Cookies.

[hazy kestrel]

Make some cookies pal.

[nocturne flicker]

Nah. I mean outright stupid. We deserve to have big egos because we're the best species, but some people out there just... we need to kill 'em

For the greater good, man

[astral basin]

No want to make. Only consume.

[ocean widget]

i dont think you've heard of crabs khorne

[hazy kestrel]

Fair

[nocturne flicker]

Cut legs off and eat your meat

[ocean widget]

why are you cutting the legs off and eating their meat khorne

thats a bit rude for a first date

[cold wharf]

[jordan peterson wants to know your location]

[nocturne flicker]

because crab

[hybrid prawn]

Does anyone know where's the proper place to give feedback about the game?

[elder merlin]

The best species wouldnt constantly destroy its own environment

[nocturne flicker]

fatshark forums, gameplay feedback

[ocean widget]

i dont think i want anyone whos "related to your search" involves ben shapiro to know my location ngl

[nocturne flicker]

you'll need to make an acc to post

[nocturne flicker]

why not? we can just move to new ones bc we have the know-how

[ocean widget]

just like elon knows how to make a mars base

[elder merlin]

You dumbass

[nocturne flicker]

😂

[cold wharf]

cow farts are destroying the planet 😢

[elder merlin]

That better have been satirical

Im gonna assume so

[hybrid prawn]

Thanks

[ocean widget]

we havent even discovered the entire ocean yet let alone figured out how to leave the planet in a mass scale

[blissful kiln]

the shredder\trashcan

[nocturne flicker]

fuck the cow farts we need to stop putting pollutants in the water

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/suggestions-discord-paper-shredder-printer-gif-21816765

[elder merlin]

I say we nuke the site from orbit

[ocean widget]

but paullllllll

[nocturne flicker]

The ocean is irrelevant

[cold wharf]

you dont understand, you need to stop eating meat, live in pods, eat the bugs

[nocturne flicker]

We don't need to explore the ocean, nor should we

[blissful kiln]

that's what the fish people want you to believe

[cold wharf]

its for the greater good ™

[hazy kestrel]

The Oil and Gas Industry:

Renewable energy when?

[cold wharf]

never, it doesnt have the feedback loop to be infinitely and scalably profitable

[nocturne flicker]

nuclear power is the best option, y'all are just cowards bc the dumbass soviets cut corners on a power plant and it went kaboom

[little marten]

lets darktide

[ocean widget]

unfortunately i doubt anyone here could do anything about a lack of nuclear energy

[hazy kestrel]

Bold of you to expect that the US government wouldn’t also cut corners

[cold wharf]

almost makes you wish for a nucular winter

[blissful kiln]

Nuclear disaster USSR - 😡
Nuclear disaster Japan -

[hazy kestrel]

New Vegas when?

[elder merlin]

Its the only way to be sure

[nocturne flicker]

never said they wouldn't. only that our only reason to fear is that a government would try to do it cheaply

[cold wharf]

i have a dream

[nocturne flicker]

see this is the thing

human stupidity is what holds us back from being gods

[ocean widget]

it wasnt a nuclear disaster veteran
it was a nuclear controlled demolition

[nocturne flicker]

if we could ELIMINATE the stupid people

[ocean widget]

khorne, no

[nocturne flicker]

we could be gods DDM

[cold wharf]

thats not very democratic of you

[elder merlin]

Tell us what you know, what is down there?

[ocean widget]

feesh

[nocturne flicker]

Slaanesh

[elder merlin]

Who decides who the stupid people are

[nocturne flicker]

Good.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/on-my-way-gerard-butler-captain-joe-glass-hunter-killer-im-coming-gif-18343913

[hazy kestrel]

Spooky feesh

[blissful kiln]

here we go again, eugenics in general-chat

💀

[cold wharf]

dumb people also need to weigh in extremely important, life changing, and potentially life ending choices

[blissful kiln]

jk

[nocturne flicker]

It should be obvious. The mfs who go "yeah let's make a NPP outta cardboard and a dream"

[ocean widget]

as someone who would totally manage to not be corrupted by chaos while taking boons from all 4 chaos gods i believe i could be reasonably trusted to not make dumb fucking decisions

[nocturne flicker]

bolt to the head for that

[cold wharf]

for a whole country

its the american way

[ocean widget]

wait hold on theres a dude who did this

[blissful kiln]

Archaon?

[elder merlin]

Npp?

[ocean widget]

thats the fucker

[nocturne flicker]

nuclear power plant

[hazy kestrel]

Okay Yabba-Dabba-Don

[ocean widget]

couldnt remember his name

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

I love democracy

[cold wharf]

me too, we need it spread worldwide

all ranges of intelligence need a voice

[nocturne flicker]

sure sure, just muffle the lower end of the spectrum

[cold wharf]

thats the funny part

[nocturne flicker]

i mean that's how democracy currently works, it's just about money instead of IQ

[ocean widget]

thats a plutocracy khorne

[nocturne flicker]

We're in one.

[elder merlin]

Managed?

[ocean widget]

theres literally a song with several kinds of government, you should know this shit

[nocturne flicker]

I know this shit and we are in a plutocracy disguised as a democracy.

[hazy kestrel]

Lobbyists about to invalidate the voice of the people for the nth time: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[nocturne flicker]

this

[cold wharf]

plenty lobbies come to mind

[hazy kestrel]

Political Science has opened my eyes, and I’m surprised I haven’t been driven to drink from depression with all of the corruption that goes on daily.

[nocturne flicker]

I use bundaberg soft drinks they make me happy 😤

[hazy kestrel]

It sucks being aware, a small mind is a tidy mind after all, and my mind is no longer tidy

[nocturne flicker]

blood orange is pretty good

[cold wharf]

give Cynicism a go

[nocturne flicker]

there's strengf in ignorance

[blissful kiln]

I disagree

[elder merlin]

Damn, how'd you avoid it? Tell me your secret

[hazy kestrel]

Average American voter: Am very strong

[blissful kiln]

democracy is why you have the awful people in charge of everything

[cold wharf]

well i was being ironic

[hazy kestrel]

I just drown my sorrows by avoiding them through Darktide and Skyrim

[nocturne flicker]

yes yessss seeeee this! i was right!

[nocturne flicker]

yooo same. although personally i liked morrowind more

[hazy kestrel]

I’ve been a cynic ever since I went to my first political science class

[cold wharf]

good man

with a spice of stoicism

[green shoal]

Sometimes education makes people more blind while at the same time making them feel more enlightened... educated people sometimes forget that they still need to actually observe and think rather than repeat dogma

[cold wharf]

so you dont go looney

[hazy kestrel]

Never played Morrowind, it’s on my bucket list though, along with Oblivion.

[hazy kestrel]

So true! Gonna need to check myself from time to time. Thanks pal

[blissful kiln]

Accept that you can't do shit about most things in life and life becomes much easier

[nocturne flicker]

Piece of advice too. Get a government job where you're the only person in the facility qualified to do a specific job or set of jobs. They can't fire me bc I'm the only one with the qualifications and training to test the water supply

[cold wharf]

wheres the peer review on that 🤓

[hazy kestrel]

I actually do enjoy reading Marcus Aurelius and the other Stoics. It’s peak

[green shoal]

on my highly-biased fact-checking page, that I made myself

[cold wharf]

it is, old greek schools of thought are nice to pick up

[nocturne flicker]

for sure! oblivion's remaster is pretty good although Unreal 5 WAS a bit overkill. Also they nuked claymores into being mid but the battleaxes are still great, or you could just mod the claymores into being good again

[cold wharf]

it came to me in a prophetic dream

[lilac sapphire]

Epictetus is better to read imo

[hazy kestrel]

Cue senator armstrong saying “my source is I made it the kark up!” Hey wait a minute that’s just actually what politicians do on a daily basis—

[hazy kestrel]

Been reading him too

[lilac sapphire]

I wish Diogenes left some writing man

[hazy kestrel]

Diogenes was so based.

[cold wharf]

all we need is a barrel

to live in

[hazy kestrel]

With the current state of the housing market, I might have to emulate Diogenes

[lilac sapphire]

And the double folded tunic

[green shoal]

(my teammate will likely blow the barrel up, unfortunately)

[cold wharf]

HAHA

[nocturne flicker]

Elagabalus was based too. Emperor of Rome who appointed his advisors based on penis size

[elder merlin]

One day soon

[knotty quarry]

do the plasma gunners have any spawn sounds or voice line or anything? or do we just have to live with getting deleted if we miss the miniscule windup noise of the plasma gun

[hazy kestrel]

The name Elagabalus activated the “Cultist Simulator” sleeper agent part of my mind real quick lmao.

God that game is a rabbit hole.

[nocturne flicker]

I'm not sure but we have no voice lines for tagging them unfortunately. i think they should glow a bit brighter, maybe either reduce rate of fire or spawns to account for juust how hard they hit you

[knotty quarry]

it just feels like the enemy is a little half baked right now

[nocturne flicker]

I don't THINK we have spawn sounds, but i've just never heard them if there are

[knotty quarry]

doesnt feel great for such a deadly enemy to be able to be so quiet

[hazy kestrel]

“I’m telling you initiate, you gotta help me summon a daemon so that I can find out how to enter the Door in the Eye and enter the realm of the Watchman. Now get over here.”

[nocturne flicker]

fair. adding those voicelines, both from us and them, and making them glow red from their coils and maybe goggles so they're easier to differentiate from shotgunners at a glance. also that'd LOOK cool

[broken escarp]

hey everyone! question:

which is better:

toughness damage reduction or max toughness?

[green shoal]

My trick for the plasma gunners is basically: Always be aware of my 360-degree surroundings, including all enemies, at all times - and then keep constantly moving and dodging always forever at every moment just in case they fire at me when I'm not looking.

(My trick is basically to be a god... it's the only solution I know of for plasma gunners)

[nocturne flicker]

it probably depends on the overall values

[low hemlock]

damage reduction

[knotty quarry]

it definitely feels like that lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Arby shotgun + Casti stance + w goes brrrr

[ocean widget]

tbh i just shot anything that moved and it worked well enough for me

[hazy kestrel]

Head empty, no thoughts.

[nocturne flicker]

castigator's stance should be weaker but have more uptime

[knotty quarry]

Screams in Zealot

[nocturne flicker]

(i like the cool background music and 10 seconds of it isn't long enough)

[ocean widget]

nah mate
boltpistol veteran screaming like black bolt in a fight

[hazy kestrel]

Shhh, it’s fine as is devs, no need to check Casti stance

[knotty quarry]

nah nah i was meaning myself xD

[round mica]

Buddy

Just get a shield

Or someone with a shield

[cold wharf]

wasnt obesefish supposed to nerf DS?

[nocturne flicker]

they did but then they indirectly buffed it back

[green shoal]

I'm a zealot... but yeah, I could just hide behind the Ogryn or Arby the whole time heh...

[nocturne flicker]

although the playtesters ALL told fatshark it was still too strong

[cold wharf]

the thing is always s tier

[hazy kestrel]

Oh god, I can hear the Cultist Simulator music in my mind again, that’s not good. Time to start another run to find the Forge of Days.

[cold wharf]

it still two shots crushers

ant it now has parry

[round mica]

Candy crusher

[cold wharf]

lol

[nocturne flicker]

i've also noticed an increase of trappers shooting their net at a teammate but the net going THROUGH them and grabbing me instead recently. like i go "ooof that poor dude's gonna get ne- H u h?"

[round mica]

And then game spawns 10 flamer guys , a squad of plasma gunners and a scab bomber for good measure

[hazy kestrel]

You know what they say: “The Wood grows around the walls of the Mansus, and as any student of the Histories knows, the Mansus has no walls.”

[round mica]

Dude why are they so scientific in Veteran chat and zealot chat is frogs and arbites chat is dead

Aren’t veteran players supposed to be W+LMB

[nocturne flicker]

i've just decided to always dodge even when the trapper's looking like they're gonna net the dude in front of me

[cold wharf]

youd be surprised

sometimes they strafe

[round mica]

Advanced technology

[nocturne flicker]

no that's arbitrators sorry for confusion

[hazy kestrel]

Sometimes we even throw in a block once in a blue moon!

[nocturne flicker]

although i avoid vet chat, i don't want my penis to shrink from some sorta vet chat contagion

[round mica]

Dude no way that’s a lie

I play arbitrator and I just tag spam for dog food

[ocean widget]

oh shit nvm pretty sure its abbadon after double checking

[round mica]

W+mmb

[cold wharf]

ogryn takes the highest iq to play

i cant do it

[nocturne flicker]

and yes this is an insult

[round mica]

Dude same

[blissful kiln]

Abbadon is the 40k loser
Archaon is the WHF gigachad that actually won

[rocky radish]

I find Psyker requires more management, but is also my favourite

[ocean widget]

ah sick
i was thinking of 40k tho

[round mica]

Stop shittalking Abbadon he did nothing wrong

[cold wharf]

depends on the build imo

[blissful kiln]

Abaddon is worse than my shoe

[cold wharf]

gun psyker would be like that

[nocturne flicker]

nah not really. either you suck at the game and die to smth stupid, which is lore-accurate. or you make big brain bone'ead plays that make you look cool, and ogryns being cool is also lore-accurate

[round mica]

Do you wear sandals ?

[hazy kestrel]

Yabba-Dabba-Don and his 13 Black Crusades.

[round mica]

Yeah but it’s not the destination it’s about the journey man

Turns out friendship is Cadia’s crushed along the way

[nocturne flicker]

psyker imo is definitely (or at least was, i'll try reworked psyker) the hardest to play, but if you reach that skill floor you're an absolute f*cking MONSTER

[green shoal]

I still haven't tried Ogryn but I tried psyker and I felt that psyker was too complicated for my brain heh.
If you're being serious about Ogryn, that's a bit surprising to me. I thought Ogryn would be easy - just kill everything and try to not get trapped

[hazy kestrel]

Can confirm, good psykers are cracked.

[round mica]

At least abbadon tried lifting his ass off the chair unlike Robert Guillaman

Gorillaman

[cold wharf]

i honestly cant play ogryn its too slow for my ahdh brain

[river elbow]

Rowboat Girlyman.

[nocturne flicker]

i remember my first S-tier Psyker main I played with was this dude named "Revan" and he was using the OG Surge Staff

[cold wharf]

it is physically impossible to me

[hazy kestrel]

Peak.

[green shoal]

The slowness is why I've avoided Ogryn yeah. It's why I like zealot

[nocturne flicker]

yk back when it was a CC weapon instead of single-target

[nocturne flicker]

smash

[rocky radish]

Maybe that’s why i like psyker. ADD brain make happy chemical

[cold wharf]

i like psyker trauma staff

goes boom

[paper tiger]

it do boom

[nocturne flicker]

I admittedly find Inferno Staff to be my current favourite, but all of the Staves atm kinda bore me

[cold wharf]

and with sunder armor is gone

keep crushers naked

[nocturne flicker]

I want a Beam Staff from Vermintide

[round mica]

Are you one of those Psykers who uses staff and picks up all the ammo crates

[cold wharf]

inferno staff makes the game too easy

[round mica]

And then not share them when everyone is out of ammo

[cold wharf]

i enjoy it quite a bit

lightning staff could get some more love

[nocturne flicker]

I sometimes pick up the crates, although since I'm not a Psyker main I do like to keep an eye on people's ammo and drop it for them when it's a good idea to.

[round mica]

Okay you are one of the good ones

[astral basin]

I require. Discipline.

[round mica]

Been way too many times psyker with staff picked crate and never dropped it even tho everyone was running dry

[hazy kestrel]

Ugh, 722 plasma gunners out of 1,500 still. I feel bad for those people who have to complete these penances after the event

Arby makes it go faster, but it’s boringly easy.

[nocturne flicker]

it does, i do agree. it's just the only staff with a "torrent" style of attacks like the beam staff I want. also the other staves all using the small fireball instead of having unique uncharged attacks does make them all feel very same-y

[little marten]

DARKTIDE JUST EXPLODED

[cold wharf]

when you get the passives going the area damage is insane

from dots

[round mica]

No more darktiding?

[nocturne flicker]

oh yeah i'm able to light entire rooms on fire with soulblaze bc kinetic flayer and perilous combustion + a couple of elites/specials

[nocturne flicker]

and it just keeps going

[cold wharf]

30 crushers gone from true damage

[elder hare]

why would you do it

[cold wharf]

it burns their souls away

[nocturne flicker]

any left over will face the wrath of my force greatsword

[cold wharf]

cant equip enough flak for that

[round mica]

Dark souls

[cold wharf]

speaking of which, i need to remake the talents on my psyker

[nocturne flicker]

they buffed crystalline will into a s*icide bomber talent

[cold wharf]

easier to do that one penance

[blissful kiln]

sewer slide?

[nocturne flicker]

i remember doing that with a plasma gun on release. i'm pretty sure it was bugged

[blissful kiln]

d*mn

[nocturne flicker]

i didn't wanna get another one of those "red messages" saying i said a bad word. i mean i don't get punished for it unless i say smth really bad (which i won't) but it's also just an inconvenience haha

[cold wharf]

bros i need the plasma pistol..

where is it fatshark

[nocturne flicker]

i told my psyker main friend (he always plays magic/wizard builds in every game) about this and he had a neuron activation

[nocturne flicker]

oh also big m*lkers is censored by it iirc

not just milkers

big m*lkers specifically

[blissful kiln]

gigantic bazoingas

[round mica]

You see
Veteran needs a new melee weapon

[nocturne flicker]

wait lemme try something

small milkers

small milkers works

[blissful kiln]

I love humongous bahonkadonkers

[broken holly]

Buggy Captain spam spawns for fun for true duo!

Captain spawns, wait 2 minutes, oh there he is!

[cold wharf]

enormous breasts

[ocean widget]

big milk

big milke

[round mica]

Big boobage

[ocean widget]

big milker

ok they're not banned

[nocturne flicker]

i'm actually glad it was the power falchion tbh. means vet finally has a power weapon that doesn't make me want to shoot up my workplace

[ocean widget]

ok so yeah if you add the s then it gets cut

[cold wharf]

theres no way

hahaha

[nocturne flicker]

although the NEXT ONE should probably be a ranged weapon

[round mica]

Don’t do that
Tactically take a dump on your bosses desk

[cold wharf]

who banned big miIkers

[blissful kiln]

sorcerer

[ocean widget]

fatshark confirmed to not enjoy women 2025 colourised

[cold wharf]

im a licensed psyker

[nocturne flicker]

i will johnny silverhand fatshark's HQ by taking a dump on their carpet if they don't give psyker a beam staff for the Q4 update this year

[round mica]

Wake up samurai

[ocean widget]

i think nuking a building and taking a shite are noticeably different things khorne

[nocturne flicker]

big milkered women specifically

[ocean widget]

fatshark is the emperor

[cold wharf]

what abt the male chicken

is it allowed?

[blissful kiln]

БIG MILKEЯS

[round mica]

Well duh one is a weapon of mass destruction

And I am talking about taking a shit

[nocturne flicker]

you underestimate the power of my mediterranean diet

[ocean widget]

i gathered given khorne works in the medical field and i dont trust hospital coffee

[round mica]

Trust me , you’d want to vacate the entire building if I decide to let loose of my inside gas storage

[nocturne flicker]

You're smart

[round mica]

Tox bomber irl

[odd shadow]

I’m game crashed as soon as we about to finish the last objective

[nocturne flicker]

I save all the non-corrupted coffee at the hospital for myself

[green shoal]

I don't know much about Veteran, but I always assumed that Veteran is the "range" class.
Is it true to say that Zealot, Ogryn, and Arby are all better at melee than Veteran? (Psyker is its own thing.)

[glass parcel]

Did the havoc clearance ranks reset? Is that why despite blitzing through h40s last time i played i now cant get an accept on a h30?

[ocean widget]

what havoc rank are you

[round mica]

What I wonder is if fatfish will ever do a versus mode for darktide

[nocturne flicker]

that is the intention yeah. psyker is supposed to basically be a glass cannon.

[odd shadow]

Highly doubt it but could be a possibility

[ocean widget]

the lowest you can be if you've done multiple H40s is H30

[green shoal]

It's a co-op game, so I would be a bit surprised if they did

[ocean widget]

yup

[round mica]

Didn’t they do that for vermintide?

[glass parcel]

Last time i played i was clearance 40, i got on after the update and played a 25 to warmup and it now has 25 clearance shown? I have the insignia and title equipped still

[green shoal]

I still haven't tried Vermintide heh

[nocturne flicker]

which psyker does a good job of, as their higher skill floor is what separates the psyker who wipes entire rooms in seconds and the psyker who goes down every few seconds

[round mica]

I did for like 15 minutes then it hit me it has no bolter

[ocean widget]

might've got reset with the update idfk
dont take it personally cus the party system is fucking abysmal

[round mica]

And deleted

[nocturne flicker]

although this is also the case for vet to a lesser degree

[cold wharf]

EXECUTE_PROGRAM: GARMENT_SOILING_IMPERATIVE; TARGET=MASTER; SANITATION_PROTOCOLS=NULL;

[round mica]

If I ever want to stab someone or get stabbed in a fantasy style - I’ll visit London

[ocean widget]

fuck you
we dont have fantasy here

[nocturne flicker]

HOLIDAY IN GLASGOW ARE YOU MAD?! 🗣️

[blazing ibex]

Until the vet has a double barrel.

[round mica]

Paeeent of Guiness

[cold wharf]

i dont like guiness

[nocturne flicker]

double barrel and knife vet with an italian surname on his way to solo havoc 40

[nocturne flicker]

Beer is for barbarians

[ocean widget]

and no, some specky twat with a stick doesnt count

[cold wharf]

yeah thats me when theres pilsen at the function

[nocturne flicker]

idk man youse are kinda like stromdorf from vermintide 1

[blissful kiln]

Britain is a fantastical place

[green shoal]

Random theory: To be a good veteran, you have to be a bit cautious. Don't rush in to crazy situations where you'll have to melee. Pay attention to your environment and try to find safe positions to shoot from.

[ocean widget]

fantastical is a word for prime nuke target sure

[round mica]

This reminds me of those tips some video games have on loading screens

“Keep your HP above 0”

[blissful kiln]

Vet is a melee class

[nocturne flicker]

yeah this is genuinely true. although duelling sword and combat blade DO kinda make rushing into things a bit safer than it would otherwise be

[green shoal]

"Be good, don't die"

[cold wharf]

their citizes just had enough of the old in-out gang violence

just took 40 years

[round mica]

YES THIS KIND

[blissful kiln]

you can be at 0 HP in Vermintide 2 and be ok

[ocean widget]

no the gang violence would still be classed as in-out given thats how knives work

[blissful kiln]

[green shoal]

Would you say vet is more melee, or more range...

[round mica]

Sounds like cheetos to me

[long crag]

I was like “Woah auric feels sm easier!!”

[nocturne flicker]

as long as you're getting them temp HPs

[cold wharf]

i speak of the other in-out

[long crag]

then i got ripped apart by a horde

[blissful kiln]

entirely depends on your build

his melee buffs are cracked

[ocean widget]

very vague but ok

[ocean widget]

thats because it is

auric has competency

damnation has half off on rope

[cold wharf]

its mentioned in the clockwork orange

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. the classes in darktide are all pretty uniform these days in the way of being able to do melee, ranged, or any specific role

[ocean widget]

ah

[green shoal]

I wonder what would be the point of making a melee vet, if other classes are better at melee.
Does vet 'feel' good in some way?

[long crag]

I love my veteran fit but im still trying to find a build that fits it

[ocean widget]

shouting go brrr

[ocean widget]

wuts the fit

[blissful kiln]

because vet is really fucking good at melee

[long crag]

Ill send it in driptide soon…

[cold wharf]

yeah melting a plague ogryn with a bolter in full auto feels pretty good

[blazing ibex]

Melee vet is actually dumb powerful with the rework.

[long crag]

I might need a melee vet build cuz laser pointer aint doing it for me…

[blissful kiln]

25% attack speed, 20% crit chance + 25% from reciprocity, 25% damage skirmisher, 20% exploit weakness 25% agile engagement

eggs dee

[blazing ibex]

Power sword unironically rivals ogryn pickaxe in sheer damage potential now

[nocturne flicker]

ranged vet falls off in higher havocs i guess. idk, i play auric and don't like havoc bc of all the artificial difficulty and it just being a worse version of what auric was before we got powercrept out of it. i do a hybrid style where i can use my ranged a lot, and then use my melee for enemies that can't shoot back

[blazing ibex]

Knife can do crazy single target and actually can decently horde manage now with all the buffa

Dueling sword is, dueling sword

[cold wharf]

i like shovel

[long crag]

#darktide-driptide message

[blazing ibex]

Shovel is also v.good now

Just aint the best at bosses

[astral basin]

@fierce cave Unfortunately, my sub-programming has been compromised.
You are being soiled.

[cold wharf]

whats the mark with a pointy bit overhead hit

[nocturne flicker]

knife's been solid for hordes for ages too. its insane reach (for what it is) paired with all those bleed buffs, gah dayum

[cold wharf]

Thank you.

[blissful kiln]

knife has like no cleave

[elder hare]

the number 2

[blazing ibex]

Mk6 has decent cleave actuallt

[cold wharf]

that one is good

[blazing ibex]

Mk3 cleave isn't good.

[blissful kiln]

i tried it, it's doodoo fardballs vs hordes

[ocean widget]

clearly you arent british

[blazing ibex]

Idk I do just fine with it honestly

[ocean widget]

knife works great for me

[cold wharf]

but the mk6 cant spam heavy attack run

[blissful kiln]

golly bollocks!

[nocturne flicker]

doesn't matter if you can stand away at an absurd range while stacking 1,000,000 bleeds on everything. it attacks so fast the horde gets whittled down anyway

[astral basin]

Sanitation programs typically involve fire.

[blazing ibex]

Yah it can.

[weak beacon]

Got some rashuns

[cold wharf]

isnt it a slash?

[blazing ibex]

Idk where this idea that mk6 doesn't have that movetech comes from

[cold wharf]

mk3 is a stab or am i confused

[blazing ibex]

The slash still has the momentum

[cold wharf]

ah i see

[nocturne flicker]

mk 3 has a stab strikedown heavy, mk 6 has a slash vanguard heavy

[blazing ibex]

Both have the heavy move tech

[elder hare]

both have the finger balance game tho

[cold wharf]

did not know that

[nocturne flicker]

this is true iirc

[cold wharf]

ds still has the best one

why is it better in all aspects

[nocturne flicker]

imma be real tho idc about performance i'm never using anything but the power falchion again, unless we get like a duelling glaive maybe

[cold wharf]

i do not like it

[nocturne flicker]

it satisfies my autistic obsession with power swords

the other power swords made mine flare up in anger

[cold wharf]

zealot relic blade my beloved

[weak beacon]

I like chain weapons :)

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i use it too, epic sexy

[cold wharf]

it just FEELS right

[green shoal]

Is there a consensus on whether the game feels harder or easier after the update?
As a zealot, I feel stronger and faster (maybe because my build changed?) so I think the game got easier.
But I think other people are saying it got harder, because the enemies got stronger.
Is there a general consensus? Not sure if I think it got easier because it actually got easier or because I got better heh.

[cold wharf]

it cleaves really good

[nocturne flicker]

relic blade and power falchion both, they do power weapons right

[nocturne flicker]

i do too. i prefer power weapons for sure but chain weapons ARE really fun. and this update buffed them into being more competitive with other weapons

[eternal fox]

Every enemy feels same as usual but now every wipe I've suffered has been solely due to plasma gunner squads insta killing us before we even have time to react

[weak beacon]

If I’m not using chain weapons in war hammer it feels wrong to me

[little marten]

plasma gunners are kinda rachet yo

[eternal fox]

not that there's ever anything to react to, they have the most minimal amount of VFX and SFX to indicate when they're about to skullfuck you with damage that almost compares to a mauler overhead

[cold wharf]

thunderhammering a slug into oblivion from stealth also feels great

[green shoal]

Crushers 'should' feel different at least, I think they got a pretty big upgrade

[nocturne flicker]

for me it's sorta the same but includes power, force and chain weapons. for ogryns i can use anything and be fine with it bc ogryns have their own unique arsenal

although two-handed weapon autism draws me to the pickaxes

[weak beacon]

Give ogryn a bolt weapon

[cold wharf]

afaik it was hp boost

[nocturne flicker]

yeah more audible and visual distinctness would be great

[eternal fox]

Thammer doesn't discriminate when it comes to damage thresholds, you will die in one charged heavy

[nocturne flicker]

they can use heavy bolters. it's just a matter of balancing how a heavy bolter would work, although i think fatshark could be creative enough

[nocturne flicker]

HP boost and spawn rate decrease. to make them feel more like a "miniboss" type of enemy

[little marten]

Guys is illisi viable these days

[eternal fox]

Oh that does actually explain why crushers seemed much less common

[little marten]

I loved the sword so much

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i'm very thankful for it.

[green shoal]

It might be interesting to see a version of Darktide with no audible or visual signals (like the real world)

[eternal fox]

Having minibosses as crushers makes sense, seems like that was always supposed to be the case but then they just showed up in massive packs like every area you moved through

[jaunty path]

Now they need to buff the rager

[nocturne flicker]

i'd like that as its own game, maybe just a 40k setting in general

[weak beacon]

Give the rager a gun

[jaunty path]

no

[little marten]

Ngl playing krak vet crushers are an afterthought

[jaunty path]

Actually

duel guns for the rager would be cool

[nocturne flicker]

yeah crushers being spawned in clown cars like they were was just annoying. now when they spawn they're more engaging instead "ohhh ffs MORE of them?"

[green shoal]

Yeah, as a different game would be better. It would be quite a different experience, you'd have to be a lot more careful

[elder merlin]

Give 'em 2 guns

[weak beacon]

Two big ass guns

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i'm thinking smth like a 40K insurgency sandstorm

[green shoal]

Not sure what Insurgency Sandstorm is

[elder hare]

dual wield for player when gatshark

used to be one

Eternal Crusade iirc

[elder merlin]

Ogryn needs a 4 tube missile launcher and a pair of gauntlets

[nocturne flicker]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/581320/Insurgency_Sandstorm/

[eternal fox]

I want to dual wield shredder

[jaunty path]

@tawny gorge Wanna know what a good regiment would be for this game

[elder merlin]

Whats dat?

[nocturne flicker]

autopistol

[eternal fox]

auto pistols

[elder merlin]

Oh that thing

I forgot about that

[eternal fox]

most people do, which is why we should have a dual wield for it

make it cool again

[nocturne flicker]

where lascarbine

[eternal fox]

it's...there

[cold wharf]

phosphex guns when?

[eternal fox]

kinda like the supporting cast of some niche rom com

[nocturne flicker]

i remember the phosphex/radium weapon leak

😤

[weak beacon]

I want a heavy stubber for vet if possible

[nocturne flicker]

no i mean like where lascarbine

[nocturne flicker]

i kinda want fatshark to make smth between a normal las weapon and a volley gun

like a las LMG without needing to make it smth that penetrates armour

[jaunty path]

Isn't that too fucking heavy

[nocturne flicker]

(since there seems to be such an aversion to giving us a volley gun)

[jaunty path]

plus ogyrn already has one

[weak beacon]

Yeah but I want one for vet

[jaunty path]

Vet is a human being.

[nocturne bloom]

I want a vet wife

[jaunty path]

[tawny grail]

OK! Time to see what these plasma gunners are all about

[twin obsidian]

ogryn

[nocturne flicker]

Vet femboy, take it or leave it

[nocturne bloom]

Its not the same

[twin obsidian]

the mepeor protects

[nocturne bloom]

I need her to VoC in my ear 24/7

[tawny grail]

Who goofed my hair!

Light reflects weirdly now

[nocturne flicker]

Vet could use a Heavy Stubber, provided it was a smaller one. like a LSW. i'd imagine it to be like a braced autogun but with a bigger mag, smaller reserves, longer reload, etc

[weak beacon]

Exactly

[nocturne flicker]

One of the Vet skill tree arts (think it's the left side) literally showcases a vet with one too

although that one's probably bigger than what fatshark would give us

[weak beacon]

Why can’t fartshart let us have fun

[nocturne flicker]

well this is why imo our characters should've been on a higher level

vet should've been a scions for example

not an astra militarum NCO

[elder hare]

custodes when, fatshark

they said no astartes but nothing about us

:(

[nocturne flicker]

this would've given us a larger array of cool 40K stuff instead of boot knife. thank the throne for power falchion

[nocturne flicker]

when custodes with cheese-grating abs for me to lick?

[wintry lagoon]

Anyone's game refusing to let them load into the Mourningstar?

[tawny grail]

Yeah I just got a bunch of matchmaking failures and then couldn't rejoin the Mourningstar

[jaunty path]

I wonder was custodes smell like

[wintry lagoon]

Fuck man, the game down?

[hollow rain]

Yeah, getting a failed to join server error

[tawny grail]

I restarted the game but that didn't help, error 4001

[wintry lagoon]

lol

[zinc marsh]

when Bruva Alfabusa makes another 40k vid

[nocturne flicker]

i've noticed a slight increase in crashes while opening the game from the launcher, but once i'm out of the initial loading screen i'm fine

[jaunty path]

If astartes smell like ass

custodes must smell awful

[blissful kiln]

Darktide is kill?

[weak beacon]

Do astartes actually smell?

[wintry lagoon]

I was jsut playing games normally, now game wont let me into the Mourningstar rip

[blissful kiln]

praise the Lord

[zinc marsh]

i mean they have noses-

[nocturne flicker]

yes they have boysmell 2.0

[tawny grail]

Maybe just a hiccup, we'll see

Time to play a round in The Finals instead lol

[jaunty path]

According to a Rememberancer, yes.

[tawny grail]

Oh! I got in

[jaunty path]

These guys are running around wearing power armor all the time

they def stink

[dry bay]

are servers down?

[tawny grail]

Servers seem to have tripped but are getting back up again

[nocturne flicker]

i just play the witcher 3 whenever darktide's having issues or hasn't been updated in a bit hahaha

[jaunty path]

All that sweat built up

[weak beacon]

Damn no showers in the imperium no wonder Horus fell to chaos 😔

[zinc marsh]

also you never know what weird compounds are in their super human sweat
Probably smells hella worse than John Basketball's jockstrap

[nocturne flicker]

Throne 🥵

[jaunty path]

Yep

Anyway

If I was in the Imperium

[wintry lagoon]

"Yes, Adeptus Astartes can have a distinctive, often strong, and "acrid" smell due to their inhuman metabolism, chemical stimulants, and the secretions from their gene-seed organs like mucranoid, but this varies by chapter and individual, with some being fastidious about grooming and others less so."

• Book | Shadowbreaker

[jaunty path]

I would become a space marine

[elder hare]

nah custodes actually bathe

[jaunty path]

and work my way up

and finally

get a whiff of custode armpit

[nocturne flicker]

Custodes are quite literally perfected humans

[weak beacon]

The emperor must have like ultra swamp ass sitting in that chair forever

[elder hare]

its all just bones

[zinc marsh]

-# inb4 custodes evolved pass the need to sweat

[elder hare]

its an imperial secret

[blissful kiln]

AYAYAYAAAAAAAAA

[nocturne flicker]

when fulgrim sitting on my face?

[elder hare]

we call that the fulmoon

[jaunty path]

He probably wears diapers

[nocturne flicker]

i will have you assassinated

[jaunty path]

Me when I'm true.

But the real question is

who changes them...

Mrs. God Emperor maybe?

[nocturne flicker]

She's uh

[jaunty path]

She volunteered to take care of the emperor indeed

[nocturne flicker]

No she uh... died

[low hemlock]

probably not as veil like Zealots

[jaunty path]

Gods dont die silly.

[nocturne flicker]

erebus slit her throat iirc...

although she was a perpetual

[jaunty path]

Skill issue ig

[nocturne flicker]

so maybe she respawned

[weak beacon]

FUCK YOU EREBUS!!!

[jaunty path]

Maybe...

[nocturne flicker]

i wish fulgrim didn't grab the funny sword 😭

he's such a diva, he was like "oh my god it looks gorgeous" and it was his downfallll

[weak beacon]

I’m so glad kharn beat Erebus within a inch of his life

[nocturne flicker]

how's the hadron art going?

[cold wharf]

can i have zealot tomboy instead?

[nocturne flicker]

You can have whatever you want. I don't get dating women though

I bat for the other team

[weak beacon]

Women 🤮

[blissful kiln]

women are kinda gay

[lethal socket]

the new event being purge and lights out only is

diabolical

[nocturne flicker]

well idk if i feel THAT strongly, i just prefer the company of men in bed 😂

[cold wharf]

big milkies

[nocturne flicker]

women to me are much better as friends than in bed. i like men for both though

[weak beacon]

Women scare me

[lethal socket]

I prefer tau. gender? doesn't matter

[blissful kiln]

embrace your inner Fire Warrior and do Vet Exe stance

[nocturne flicker]

eww, BOTH genders taste like fish 😭

[cold wharf]

i have relationships with women, and sex with men

[blissful kiln]

very manly

[nocturne flicker]

truly the greco-roman philosophy i live by

[lethal socket]

they aren'r even fish at all

[cold wharf]

that is a quote

[lethal socket]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[nocturne flicker]

fish people

🐟

[lethal socket]

name 1 fish trait they have

[cold wharf]

you know what we do to xenos around here

[lethal socket]

I kiss them

[weak beacon]

brothers I am pinned here

[elder merlin]

Damn bro, you kiss fish people?

Which caste tastes like halibut?

[nocturne flicker]

if not fish why name vehicles after fish

[cold wharf]

that one fish with the sus human like mouth

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[elder merlin]

Lol really?

[weak beacon]

I think I would prefer eldar because I’m a freak like that

[elder merlin]

I'd probably bang a kroot if she was muscular

I fuck with it

[cold wharf]

i can hear the sound on that gif easily am i cooked

[nocturne flicker]

bite yo dick off like mileena 🥵

[cold wharf]

the fishs name is sheepshead

if you want to uh research

[lethal socket]

you have seen my tau oc

smh

[weak beacon]

I prefer eldar because they are tall

[elder merlin]

Listen, she wasnt muscular

Or green

[nocturne flicker]

redthroat emprah is my favourite fish. crumb it

[lethal socket]

she was crushing a watermelon with her thighsd

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[nocturne flicker]

i prefer them bc they demean me for being a silly human

[elder merlin]

I'll be honest, i forgot i saw your oc lol

[nocturne flicker]

that was pretty hot

[weak beacon]

She can call me monkeigh all she wants 😈

[nocturne flicker]

exaaactly

[lethal socket]

buff fire caste wife

enclaver too

[weak beacon]

Actually if she degrades me I’d probably cry :(

[nocturne flicker]

that's part of the fun

[weak beacon]

I don’t like being degraded

[elder merlin]

What is she enclaving?

[weak beacon]

Not my thing

[nocturne flicker]

oooof. slim pickings in the eldar dating sphere then

[elder merlin]

Wouldnt being called "Mon'keigh" be degradation?

[blissful kiln]

what do you think about DN?

[cold wharf]

cant be degrading if you enjoy it

[tawny grail]

That was my psyker's name for a while

[lethal socket]

her farsight

[nocturne flicker]

Immaterium Girl 💅☸️

[cold wharf]

thats phantom assassins quote

[weak beacon]

[elder merlin]

What does your oc look like again?

[tawny grail]

an immaterium girl in an immaterium world

[lofty wing]

Anyone done the new auric mortis trial penance (no ammo or health stations)? Any knowledge on what is allowed or disallowed? Is it no ammo bags/crates, and no stations? Or also no med packs?

[nocturne flicker]

my friend told me that one a while back idk if he got it from anyone, was a coincidence or whatever. buut i find it funny

[elder merlin]

Fuckin wut

[weak beacon]

Farsight more like fartshite

[nocturne flicker]

afaik it's no use of medstation (med crates are okay unless the description is wrong, and that's on fatshark if so) and no use of ammo crate resupplies

[lofty wing]

I take it you have not done the new penance then lol

[nocturne flicker]

i'd recommend attempting this with a psyker

[blissful kiln]

Mortred

[dapper trench]

ello

[elder merlin]

I was in mortis, but i didnt know there was some penance shit

[cold wharf]

i miss old dota man

[dapper trench]

What should I stream tomorrow?

[weak beacon]

Conrad curze was a silly fella

[dapper trench]

Hd?

[lofty wing]

I'm going arby for it, I died on wave 12 last attempt cuz my team folded to a pack of plasma gunners and left me with all the plasma gunners and also 6 monsters

[dapper trench]

WF?

DT?

SM2?

[lofty wing]

BUT it was close and easy up until then

[blissful kiln]

DN

[elder merlin]

Playing Mortis Trials as a psyker blows fucking ass

[dapper trench]

in your mouth

[nocturne flicker]

alright... hm maybe do a dog-focused shield build then

[elder merlin]

None of the buffs are good

[blissful kiln]

goox

[nocturne flicker]

conserve as much ammo as you can. let the dog do some lifting

[dapper trench]

Ngl

[weak beacon]

I kinda want to play mid marine 2

[cold wharf]

10 head popper upgrade is good with the venting shriek perk

[dapper trench]

Analog Horror Phonk goes kinda hard

[nocturne flicker]

friendslop

[dapper trench]

I mean

Its fun

[elder merlin]

I usually go in as a smyker and never get anything even remotely good

[nocturne flicker]

I'm having a stroke

[lofty wing]

No ammo or health stations isn't a big deal, I just wanted to know exactly what it was so i didn't gimp myself more than needed or fail because I restored 4hp off a medpack

[weak beacon]

I like the game despite its many many flaws

[dapper trench]

Prep for the Tech Marine class

[nocturne flicker]

yeah makes sense

[dapper trench]

Oh?

[cold wharf]

idk if theres anything good for smite

i know there is for bb

[elder merlin]

Then mortis trials was a failure

[nocturne flicker]

the only good thing for smite would be to nerf that dumb sh*t

😤

[cold wharf]

i dont like playing smite lol

[elder hare]

heavy attacks get electricity, and I think there's a hidden timer where if you build enough electricity charges the enemy explodes

its happened a few times randomly

[dapper trench]

play it pussy

[weak beacon]

I was more of a paladins kinda guy than smite

[dapper trench]

What do you guys think of the Terminius Decree?

[cold wharf]

i rather play assail

[nocturne flicker]

brain off turning mission into psykhanium

[dapper trench]

valid

[blissful kiln]

what the Babu Frick?

[twilit valley]

how long before i can queue another havoc with the same party if the last one crashed and im ineligible

[sweet trail]

will fs nerf plasgunners I hate them so much

theyre like snipers but with more damage, less time to react, and much more health and armor

[outer jasper]

No

[tawny gorge]

the tau when i whip out my cawk (they have vaginas on their heads)

[blissful kiln]

bobs

[tawny gorge]

loyalists when the tau empire promises them a tau wife and food that isnt corpse starch

[thick coyote]

Fulminator Indulgences

You get the extra damage on electrocuted

And ranged applies fire

That's it

That's the only good thing for smite there

[tired steeple]

hello

I forgot how awesome the pickaxe is

[elder merlin]

I miss it

[thick coyote]

If you go Scriers and get the+2 you can have the funny fulminator infinite smite

[elder merlin]

Is this true? @lethal socket

[lethal socket]

Don't fuck their noses

thats gross

[tawny gorge]

the inquisitor said its okay as long as it kills

[elder merlin]

[silver jasper]

im getting a crash error since this new update bro 🥀

literally cannot figure it out

[hardy wyvern]

what's with started in-game player matchmaking being worse now

just beat a 2 player auric but man that was painful

[lofty wing]

Just completed this, I healed off of medpacks and that did not break it. I didn't grab any ammo at all so I dont know if ammo bags are ok or not

[hardy wyvern]

you mean stim?

[lofty wing]

No I mean medpacks

[lilac sapphire]

Is heavy sword supposed to be a piece of shit

It is genuine garbage every time i try to use it

[hardy wyvern]

ah boxes

[blazing ibex]

Heavy sword is a weapon balanced for old Darktide

It is very good at everything but carapace unfortunately

And that makes it bad.

[little marten]

CRASH TO DESKTOP

AHHHHH

[lofty wing]

Me too brother me too

[elder merlin]

Dog now? Werent you a piggie before?

[little marten]

it never crashes during a game where im playing dogshit

im always a walking blender

then it wants to crash

[elder merlin]

[blazing ibex]

I figured having my dumb pathfinder character as my moniker here just fits better

[elder merlin]

Hmmm, piggie pfp was cute

[little marten]

pop off king

be whoever u want to be

[lofty wing]

My game is generally stable in game, and completely unstable in all menus. Every menu I open has a 70%+ chance of crashing to desktop. Im talking inventory, shops, talents, penances, all unstable asf

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

Game did crash when me, Hank and Lacey were playing earlier

[shrewd root]

Are the servers acting weird?

[blazing ibex]

t-thank

[elder merlin]

No problem, poozer

[elder merlin]

Understatement

[shrewd root]

Like I'm swapping but I somehow go back to the weapon I was swapping mid combo for no reason

[hardy wyvern]

it has become worse

they haven't compensated against carapace/unyielding enemies

it barely scratches them

[blazing ibex]

Honestly it's pretty good against unyielding actually.

[vocal lynx]

whats error code 9999

[hardy wyvern]

i miss being able to two shot crushers with turtolsky

[blazing ibex]

But it is virtually unusable against carapace.

[hardy wyvern]

guess gotta aim for body

[blazing ibex]

And carapace has recently become a much bigger concern

[hardy wyvern]

cuz i believe both crusher and mauler have carapace on their face parts

[blazing ibex]

Ye

[hardy wyvern]

this and they tripled or so all the heavies' health

[blazing ibex]

Unyielding is bulwark, reaper and monstrosities though. Ans it does good work against those guys

[next cradle]

Darktide has finally surpassed the Witcher 3 for me in total time played (1,019.4hr vs 1,017.4hr). It's over for me bros

Darktover

my #1 most played game ever

[blazing ibex]

Watch it turn into 2k hours

And then 3.

[hardy wyvern]

i tried nolifing vermintide for a bit, yeah it's not gonna reach my darktide playtime

[blazing ibex]

And then 5

[hardy wyvern]

[blazing ibex]

Then next thing you know

40

[next cradle]

I'm only at 500 for Vermintide 2....

[blazing ibex]

40k

[vocal lynx]

i am yet at 750 hours in darktide :(

[next cradle]

I will surprass Horus as Warhammer the 40k

[blazing ibex]

I'm nearly at 3k

[serene gulch]

ÓWO

[blazing ibex]

I've lost control of my life

[vocal lynx]

just regain control

[blazing ibex]

No.

[vocal lynx]

its just that shrimple

[hardy wyvern]

this and fire damage has also been nerfed against heavies

[next cradle]

I'd probably already be at 2k if they updated the game more than every 6 months tbh

[elder merlin]

I feel that

[vocal lynx]

just pick up a shotgun and shoot a heretic in the face and all will be well

[hardy wyvern]

which come on, the heavies are being cooked in all that armor

[jaunty path]

How do dreadnoughts shit

Where does it go?

[lilac sapphire]

They dont

[vocal lynx]

how do they eat in order to shit

[jaunty path]

The only answer is that they wear diapers in their tomb.

[next cradle]

plasma incinerator around their assholes. Comes out as black vapor that everyone assumes is just exhaust

[jaunty path]

There is simply no other way

[lilac sapphire]

Is this canon

[jaunty path]

The diaper part? yeah

[next cradle]

it's better than canon. It's made the fuck up (but idk how else they'd do it)

like Master Chief's auto-ja- er, cod-piece attachment

[lilac sapphire]

I dont think they even have a digestive system but idk

Maybe they really do be shittin

[hardy wyvern]

Dune rules, they feed it through a tube and drink the fluids

after filtering forgot to add that part

[elder merlin]

Bold of you to assume the space marine in there has a ass or a digestive system

[jaunty path]

Do they de-ass em?

Man Now I'm unsure if I wanna be a dready

Can't believe they'd remove my butt..

[next cradle]

... you did before?

[hardy wyvern]

like i believe even Space Marine armor has internal air conditioing

that is canon lore

[elder merlin]

Ya hate to see it

[jaunty path]

I mean yeah why not?

Dreadnoughts are where its at

[elder merlin]

A little touched in the head

[jaunty path]

LOL

[next cradle]

constant agony unless you're in hibernation, no more food

[jaunty path]

I'm the only sane one here

[next cradle]

sorry food is a sticking point for me

[jaunty path]

I get to be insane and kill everyone and still deeply respected

[elder merlin]

Keep tellin yourself that, maybe one day it'll be true

[jaunty path]

Yeah it already is

I manifest reality everyday

[next cradle]

so you're an Ork

[jaunty path]

An ork dready aint as nice

but its ok-ish

[elder merlin]

Well stop it, this place fuckin sucks

[jaunty path]

nah

Realistic answer, I'd like to be a tau non combatant.

[next cradle]

manifest us a Plague Marine boss battle or sth, not nerfs to the bolt weapons

[jaunty path]

It seems the Tau have it the best in the 40k universe.

[rocky radish]

Sanity? Sounds terribly boring

[jaunty path]

Ikr

Thats why I wanna get my freak on as a dreadnought

[lusty jetty]

Tau and anything under Nurgle

[jaunty path]

I don't think nurgys have it nice.

[next cradle]

they think they have it nice, and that's all that counts

but the ones who have it the best in 40k are the T'au and the Ultramarians

[jaunty path]

Don't the Tau prefer long range because they don't wanna send their troops into a literal meat grinder

Basing this off what I heard from someone else..

[next cradle]

I believe so, yes

[jaunty path]

Wow they actually value their soldiers

[next cradle]

also please note I said Ultramarians, not Ultramarines lol

[jaunty path]

Yeah yeah ik lol

Pretty sure thats like

an empire in the imperium

thats where they get ultramarines from yeah?

[next cradle]

yeah, it's an empire-unto-itself that the Emperor let Guilliman keep running as he see fit once he saw how well it worked

as a "back-up plan" in case his own designs turned to shit (lol)

[jaunty path]

(And they did.)

[next cradle]

(epically)

[jaunty path]

Tf is gulliman doing now anyway

[next cradle]

but it's a place where they actually try treating disease instead of purging the sick, and execute robber barons for exploiting the poor

[jaunty path]

Wow, how secular.

As the literal god intended

[hardy wyvern]

what a benevolent species that deserves to be wiped out by the imperium

or excuse me drop the "a"

[jaunty path]

Pain

Ya think Gulliman is chill with the Tau in the back of his mind?

If he even knows anything about them indepth

I need to read the books..

[heady bay]

What's the plasma annihilator frame from?

Nvm.

[nocturne flicker]

Doesn't matter much. The Imperium and the Tau remind me of that Latin quote. "Quod tu es, eqo fui, quod ego sum, tu eris."

The Tau are doomed to relive the same fate that befell the Imperium, only with Castes instead of Chaos. The Imperium pre-Horus Heresy was very much like the current Tau situation. And the cracks are showing once more

[nocturne flicker]

"What you are, I was, what I am, you will be."

[jaunty path]

Mfs can't just hold hands and sing

[nocturne flicker]

lmao yeah 😂

[vocal lynx]

not if i have anything to say about it

[wary flint]

Is the mobility stat the only thing that effects movement/spring speed for the weapon you currently have in your hand? If that’s the case what about weapons that don’t have a mobility stat?

[tired steeple]

Hello

Khorne dog what is your pfp

I’m thinking gabriel from mandela catalogue

But I’m bot sure

*not

[nocturne flicker]

Satan

[nocturne flicker]

well

[tired steeple]

Same guy right?

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i guess you could say that

[tired steeple]

I haven’t caught up fully but they seem to be implying that in season 3 or 4

I forget which one

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it doesn't seem to be another "gabriel is the traitor, not satan" situation like that one movie

forgot its name

the current truth is that satan usurped gabriel's role and used it to basically sever humans from god, possibly killing god

[next cradle]

100%. He doesn't care about the hatred of Xenos; why do you think he has an Aeldari advisor aboard his ship?

[nocturne flicker]

Maybe he has a soft spot for Aeldari women

[fickle ravine]

okay so like, why plasma gunners have like 0 spawn noises...like the other elites.

is it intentional?

[next cradle]

the advisor is a dude lol

[cold wharf]

https://youtu.be/-4HxKS7D6NE <<<---masterpiece

[nocturne bloom]

Think of them as recon players in battlefield with iron sight snipers and its a lot easier

[vocal lynx]

John "Eldar Wife" Von Valancius thinks that the imperium should try to make deals with the more intelligent xenos, it would benefit everyone in fighting against chaos

[nocturne flicker]

i'm aware. but he'd obv have to be chill with Aeldari dudes too if he wants to keep Yvraine. She wouldn't like him pouting about there being Aeldari dudes all the time

[tired steeple]

Also ultramarines are aware of how close the tau are to them and just don’t fight them

They’re not saints but they’re better than most

[fickle ravine]

normally I'd agree, but with light out modifier...it feels like vietnam lmao

[nocturne bloom]

Real answer, no, I don't think its intentional

[nocturne bloom]

Operation metro with thermals

[fickle ravine]

"damn why I'm I taking so much damage"

the 10 plasma gunners in the back :

[nocturne flicker]

yeah no it's not intentional how difficult it is to keep track of them. not even spawn sounds but how you can't even get a voice line for tagging them

[tired steeple]

Plasma gunners are pretty ridiculous ngl

[fickle ravine]

I get their inclusion...mid range snipers. Hide in cover, let them shoot then get them GONE but MAN

[nocturne bloom]

They learned how to play vet

[tired steeple]

They should be able to explode btw

With how much the shoot

[nocturne flicker]

i do think their plasma coils and goggles should glow a more distinctive red. and being able to spot you through geometry for shots without seeing you initially is a bit unfair to say the least

[fickle ravine]

or at least have a long reload time after x shot

[vocal lynx]

i just got my entire team deleted in a mortis because they spawned plas guns, maulers, AND snipers in the same wave

[nocturne flicker]

maaaybe either a fire rate or spawn rate reduction would be appropriate? bc fighting a small handful of them isn't hard, but when there's 10 of the cunts you KNOW about it

[vocal lynx]

its a heresy mission why are there 18 plas gunners