general-chat

[formal mortar]

Someone launched me with a barrel so I have a break

You could try something like mixing a sour apple pucker with and lemon/lime flavored soda or lemonaid (i prefer the soda)

Do like 1 part sour apple pucker and 2 parts soda, it will taste like a green jolly rancher @inner nimbus

[blissful kiln]

what happened in the wars... one can never forget

[stuck phoenix]

It’s time to place blocks and shit

[elder merlin]

[shy sandal]

Either when i'm depressed or when i am so bored i need to entertain myself

[orchid skiff]

just pour vodka and coke until it's drinkable

they should make vodka that tastes good

actually that's a terrible idea for addicts

nevermind

[shy sandal]

Vodka and tasting good does not go in the same sentence, unless you add shit tons of sugar to it

Just drink Rum

Or cheap Whiskey

[dry bay]

Why edibles are superior. Feel good without the liver damage or hangover the next morning

[orchid skiff]

being drunk is fun. that's it. hate everything else. drinking poison that tastes bad, it hurts my tummy, etc etc

[shy sandal]

Never had one

[dry bay]

Its like drinking but you dont feel like shit or have a headache

[shy sandal]

Just hydrate, lol

[round mica]

yes

[dry bay]

And the worse thing you do while high is just sit on the couch giggling at nonsense

I like to mow my yard while on an edible. Its great

Feel like im a Nascar driver when in reality im just slowly mowing the yard

[shy sandal]

Don't they mess up your cognitive abilities after a while though?

[dry bay]

Maybe if you smoke every single day every hour

But one edible on the weekend doesn't mess you up

I dont smoke though. Just have a gummy every once in awhile.

[orchid skiff]

weed makes you feel good like drunk and makes you less stupid and you're more in charge of your limbs

[dry bay]

Doing a task while high is also fun. Keeps you focused

[round mica]

do you not feel good without consuming these items

[dry bay]

I feel great. I also dont take gummies anymore

🤷‍♂️

[shy sandal]

As i said, i only drink when depressed or really really bored. So once every 2 months

[dry bay]

I also dont drink. Had 3 beers at a concert last weekend and thats it

I got robbed though. $9 a beer

[round mica]

strange way of coping, but you do you tho

[formal mortar]

@inner nimbus You could also try rum mixed with pineapple juice, or you could also get like a peach flavored whiskey and mix that with lemonade. Basically anything that has a fruit flavor to it, and add in a juice or pop to sweeten it. Just gotta have flavors that can mix well. Also this is cheaper than buying beer, at least where I am. You can get a bottle of sour apple pucker, or rum, or whiskey/bourbon, for less than 15$ a lot of the time. Then the juice or pop is 1$ to 5$.

[shy sandal]

Oh no no, i cope in other ways. But, you know, every now and then having a cheat day won't hurt

[drowsy lynx]

Plan while sober, execute while stoned has gotten me through some tough shit haha

[shy sandal]

Pure Rum isn't half bad aswel, you just gotta get used to the burn and not take a comically large gulp

[round mica]

two white monsters and some pre workout to take the edge off

[shy sandal]

That seems like a good time until the caffeine crash hits

[round mica]

that’s when you drink 2 more

[formal mortar]

There are energy drinks that don't give you that crash that work better than some monsters

[vestal mantle]

Vodka and juice is ok

[formal wharf]

is there a reason why my game has high ping atm? i havent played it in about 2 so months

[shell goblet]

idk if its placebo but i only get the crash from energy drinks in america

[elder merlin]

Sounds about right

[shell goblet]

the m on the monster can stands for methamphetamine actually

[elder merlin]

Probably just the insane amounts of sugar in everything

[obtuse oak]

@elder merlin you wanted to play, right?

[elder merlin]

Perhaps

[shell goblet]

u guys full ?

[round mica]

these twitch drops were not worth it

[obtuse oak]

they never are

[round mica]

just give us aquilas

ez

[tacit geode]

on twitch drops?

[round mica]

a whole 2 would be better than this

[tacit geode]

I feel asking for event aquilas is more realistic lol

[round mica]

2 whole aquilas

[tardy vortex]

I have been summoned

[round mica]

no

how about

we get 1200 aquila’s a day

ez

[obtuse oak]

do you have time now?

[knotty heart]

From Monster energy drinks… from Monster energy drinks, don’t get it twisted now lol

[elder merlin]

No

[elfin rose]

managed h37 on my new ogryn today but im still not allowed to do auric missions 😄

[elder merlin]

Lemme just check somethin real quick

[round mica]

bro said it twice to make sure he got the point across

[drowsy lynx]

May the ceremony of nickles begin

[round mica]

i like that

[obtuse oak]

ok. be quick about it, I dont have a lot of time to wait

[buoyant loom]

perturabo has been spotted on atoma

he is absolutely ballin

[tardy vortex]

you know the money calls me

[knotty heart]

Gotta make sure the tourists understand

[round mica]

i like this mentality

[vestal mantle]

I did a tally... In the new guys first malice run, 6 deaths and I had to ration out the medicae station

😄

[elder merlin]

Add me

[warped mica]

I read somewhere that turning off DLSS can stop the DXGI crashes. Anyone able to confirm this?

[obtuse oak]

I already did

[round mica]

the offset discord logo pfp is crazy

someone get this guy outta here

[elder merlin]

Did i add you? I forget, i know we played together before

[shell goblet]

IM BACK sry

i think i sent u a fr

[elder merlin]

I see you

Already added

[shell goblet]

yayy

[obtuse oak]

be so fr (accept my friend request)

[round mica]

Hank is a busy guy

guys are leaving him waiting

how rude

[vestal mantle]

Ikr

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

But paul is ogryn so he gets pass

He has to poke his head plate

[round mica]

[fair bridge]

[inner nimbus]

fa-ri-do-la-si-ma-net

ngl, Silksong has got me a lot more interested about Hollow Knight than hearing and even playing Hollow Knight has ever done

[round mica]

i forgot silksong existed

[rocky moat]

that's kinda crazy

[round mica]

was meaning to look at it

[inner nimbus]

yeah ngl, even though I owned and played some Hollow Knight, it never clicked for me

[formal wharf]

ok ive never had ping issues this bad

[wise depot]

do pills. That’s what I’ve done for a month /jk

[formal wharf]

idk what it is because ive checked my wifi 20 times already and its absolutely sound

[round mica]

from what the discordians say, the game has shit netcode

[formal wharf]

it cant have gotten that shit within like a month

since thats when i last played and it was perfect

[rocky moat]

i mean

liekly there's alot more players rn with the clss reworks and all that

[formal wharf]

i was here on launch day for arbites

0 issues

apart from the crashing but

[formal mortar]

Check for packet loss?

[formal wharf]

i would if i could get through this loading screen

its stuxk on connecting with fatshark backend

[round mica]

you underestimate this dev team don’t you

[formal mortar]

No I mean your actual internet for packet loss

[formal wharf]

yea no my internets fine

no packet loss

nothin

[shy sandal]

Their servers are slower today, i got a notiff

[formal wharf]

i never have these issues on other multiplayer games

[round mica]

it seems like a game issue is becoming more of an answer for you then huh

[ocean widget]

FS servers suck mate

get used to it

[round mica]

that’s what i tried telling em but he doesn’t understand

😔

[ocean widget]

im not surprised tbh

[formal wharf]

ok i just looked at the forums (sadly)

it seems ive got my answer

ps5 players specifically are getting obliterated by stability issues

[round mica]

what’s the verdict pal

[ocean widget]

oh yes

specifically PS5 players

specifically them

yup

[round mica]

oh no, ps5 players caught the xbox pregnancy plague

pregnancy

i’m dead

i meant performance

but fuck it

we ball

[formal wharf]

go express your anger in the forum page about their wording then

[stable bison]

when's the next update? these plasma gunners need some tweaks asap

[ocean widget]

oh im not pissed
im just unsurprised that yet another person complaing about FS servers is incompetent

[ocean widget]

no clue

[stable bison]

and the mission aborts need to be fixed

and the infinite hp ragers

[ocean widget]

if we knew, FS would've announced it by now

[formal wharf]

ive been sat on this loading screen for like 6 or 7 ( ) minutes on the communicating with fatshark backend section

[pearl rock]

was there a change to mobility? like 60% doesnt give max dodges anymore? my relic blade only has 3 now and idk why

[formal wharf]

yea i think theres just a slight increase in server issues for darktide atm

pity

[round mica]

i’m on ps5 let’s see how long it takes me

[rocky moat]

me loading into darktide for 10 minutes just to immediately get gunned down by a horde of 13 plasma gunners and log back off

[inland mantle]

Some weapon dodge counts are bugged and showing incorrect amount

[pearl rock]

definitely, its ruining havoc for me

[formal wharf]

i really wonder if the devs actually playtest anything

i dont mean just FS

[inland mantle]

No

[round mica]

uh well

[formal wharf]

like games in general

[round mica]

i just loaded right in

[pearl rock]

Fatshark def doesnt pay for a QA department

[round mica]

[formal wharf]

im loading out of a mission

[inland mantle]

That's our job

[formal wharf]

loading in is alright

[round mica]

gross, you complete a mission?

[formal wharf]

also theres a delay to actually being able to use the mission terminal for me rn

[formal wharf]

bold of you to assume i didnt just ragequit

[round mica]

[shy sandal]

Fatshark when their community managers all gave up on this God forsaken land

[ocean widget]

well that explains why it doesnt fuckin load if you smashed ya playstation

[formal wharf]

not that type of ragequit

[ocean widget]

mhmm

[formal wharf]

i aint that rich bro

[formal wharf]

take helldivers for example

[round mica]

i played some megabonk today

pretty epic game

[formal wharf]

they released possibly the 2 worst units ever designed in gaming history

and it somehow got through playtesting

[rocky moat]

whar

[round mica]

@native thorn

I have returned hello

[formal wharf]

basicly arrowhead cant playtest if their lives depend on it

or balance

[round mica]

Wait a second I know you from the other server

[rocky moat]

talking bad about arrowhead balancing in a darktide server

[formal wharf]

yes you do

[rocky moat]

😭

[formal wharf]

my bitching spreads like nurgles rot

[whole glade]

knife go brrr

[formal wharf]

dear god someone is talking about non darktide related stuff in the general channel

[whole glade]

im a knife gremlin

[formal wharf]

call the adeptus arbites

[rocky moat]

no it isnt' about

[formal wharf]

call the grey knights

[rocky moat]

talking about non darktide here

[formal wharf]

fuck call everyone

[rocky moat]

it's about saying any other game's balancing is bad

[solemn sequoia]

At least that's the only thing that spreads

[rocky moat]

in THIS game's server specifically

[shy sandal]

Assemble the High Lords of Terra!

[round mica]

i remember the good ole days wine darktide main chat was actually the second official helldivers 2 discord

[formal wharf]

well im extremely biased with 40k conteng

[round mica]

ahhhh

felt like it was just a few weeks ago

[graceful fern]

So based and true

[rocky moat]

the good old days of like

a week or two ago

[shy sandal]

This still happens late at night

[rocky moat]

still feels so recent

[formal wharf]

the game stuck me on the loading screen for 10 hours to then boot me out of the game

this is clearly arrowheads fault

[round mica]

but now since DT is fun for another couple of weeks we can talk darktide now

YIPPEEEE

[rocky moat]

darktide is fun????

[formal wharf]

does he know

[rocky moat]

is that possible

[whole glade]

:3

[formal wharf]

with ogryn yes

[round mica]

yez

[rocky moat]

i hate playing ogryn though

[round mica]

it’s fun for maybe 2 or 3 games

[shy sandal]

Remember guys

[round mica]

then i gotta stop playing

[shy sandal]

B Positive

[formal wharf]

dishonour to your family

[rocky moat]

now me persoally i go into an auric maelstrom game

get the worst most incompetent teammates that cannot do basic tasks

and then i leave because i don't wanna deal with that

and then i get off for the day

[rocky moat]

i don't have one

[round mica]

don’t you mostly play with people from the server

[rocky moat]

no

[round mica]

like licht and alexander

are you calling them ass?????

[rocky moat]

usually i play with alexxander

[round mica]

YOOOOOOO

[rocky moat]

no

[round mica]

@somber stream

[rocky moat]

i dont play with licht in dt at least

[round mica]

bro

[rocky moat]

but he hasn't had his setup for a few days

[formal wharf]

personally i believe the shit darktide teamates are arrowhead's fault

[round mica]

i’m just teasin

[formal wharf]

their shit players have migrated here and now plague darktide

trust

[rocky moat]

i believe they're YOURE fault

[jaunty path]

Have you considered buying me 100 pounds of sushi? It might enhance your gaming experience

[rocky moat]

bruce man is paying darktide playuers to be shit at the game

[formal wharf]

false

[grand cave]

I didn't think about it before but like how the shovel ranges from:
Trench Shovel -> Spade

[rocky moat]

i will buy you 100 pounds of ROCKS and i will throw them at you

[round mica]

you ain’t about that sushi life

trust

[formal wharf]

i cant wait for them to add a death guard terminator as the next new unit for hordes

and then mortarion

[round mica]

well, you wouldn’t play it much seeing you can’t even load into the game

[little marten]

LICHT CONFIRMED ASS

[grand cave]

Speaking of, i don't care for any of the other variants, spade

[round mica]

a rare occurrence it will be for you

[little marten]

Pins it

[jaunty path]

Fym

[jaunty path]

I WANT SUSHI

[round mica]

no you don’t

lol

[jaunty path]

GIVE ME SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES I DO!

What makes it seem like I do not

[formal wharf]

why do ▶️ ▶️ SOME◀️ ◀️ players think we will actually fight the death guard though

[jaunty path]

I demand Sushi.

Space marines?

[formal wharf]

how would we win that

how

[formal wharf]

yes

[misty trench]

no idea considering FS has said no space marines

[jaunty path]

Well.

[formal wharf]

CHAOS tainted marines

[grand cave]

Hey so why is the shovel so fast attacking?

[formal wharf]

may i add

[round mica]

this has been proven correct by credited fact checkers (me)

[misty trench]

although we totally could beat a deathguard, it wouldn't be easy but we could

[jaunty path]

Thunder hammer zealot

[grand cave]

My game crashed 🙂

[formal wharf]

yea we would have to sacrifice half of the total rejects avaliable

not too bad

[round mica]

wym, it would take 1 ogryn

[rocky moat]

the humble krak grenade:

[round mica]

he is most resilient towards stench, considering he walks around with a loaded pair of pantaloons everyday

[formal wharf]

that would require you to actually get close to the plague marine first

[misty trench]

I mean between having an ogryn, plasma guns, crack nades, psykers and literal faith powers it really wouldn't be that crazy of a feat

we already dunk on daemonhosts, chaos spawns and plague ogryns

[shell goblet]

hek

[elder merlin]

Anyone else get disconnected? @obtuse oak @shell goblet

[rocky moat]

you'd be surprised

[little marten]

Give in to the rot

[rocky moat]

i have a pretty good throwing arm

[shell goblet]

yea same here

[round mica]

buddy you act like these guys have eyes in the back of their head

[formal wharf]

i would

[round mica]

get real

[jaunty path]

And this is all canon....woaw....

Oh my gah!!!

[round mica]

all this space marine glazing is wild

[little marten]

I’d invite a death guard for a nice sit down meal and not show up 😈

[jaunty path]

Evil deeds.

[formal wharf]

banished to the warp

[formal mortar]

You have to fight the deathguard but sacrifice one of your characters to achieve victory

[formal wharf]

tzeentch is voxxing you hes asking you to become the lord of change

[round mica]

most people would choose zealot

[formal mortar]

It's the proper choice

[round mica]

it’s literally his purpose

[shy sandal]

He'd prolly like to sit and wait while he rots

Genius

[little marten]

Why did Tzeentch get banned from the mall?

He refused to leave the changing rooms !!!!

[jaunty path]

Do plague marines fart

[round mica]

go find out

[formal mortar]

Yeah, that's how Thousand Sons are created

[shy sandal]

They prolly smell like pus and rot constantly.... They definitely fart

[round mica]

did you guys know diarrhea is hereditary

it runs in your jeans

[formal wharf]

emperor forgive me if im about to accudently talk about meme lore but do grey knight initiates have to endure a nurglings fart to actually become a grey knight

[karmic mist]

did they change the brightness in the game or am i tweaking?

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

shit seems darker

[formal mortar]

You're tweaking

[pearl rock]

and the stamina bar is also bugged right? it only ever shows 4 rectangles, when it used to go up when you had more stam curios/talents

[formal wharf]

yea the games been rebranded to warhammer lightide

[round mica]

grimdark one might say

[formal wharf]

set in the far future you could even say

[little marten]

Witnessed

[jaunty path]

Dumb

[round mica]

[little marten]

🫵😂

[round mica]

the bot couldn’t handle the epic poggers

[formal wharf]

500 ogryrns were all brutally massacared just then

[round mica]

[formal wharf]

another 500

when will this madness end

[low hemlock]

time to becom Mr. Clean‼️

🧼🪥

[round mica]

let speed run how many times i can do this until im auto muted

[low hemlock]

[formal wharf]

the entire death guard leigon vs a small bottle of hand sanitizer

who would win

[low hemlock]

vro is crazy, I respect it

[round mica]

bro

[round mica]

how many ogryns must die for this to stop

😔

[steel gorge]

the universe hates me. I didn't know that if you try and reactivate mods with the newest update it causes your game to crash on LAUNCH. sigh

[molten matrix]

joplays did screenshot the throneside espionage mission

and the cutscene shows that terminator squads have been deployed and scout recon drones

[formal mortar]

I'm already bald :)

[rocky moat]

new darktide melee coming soon

soap bar

[drowsy lynx]

Can't wait to see all the posts asking what it is

[thick fog]

Wonder what happened to the first five moebians regiment

There can't be 6th if there's no first five

[rocky moat]

hungry

[shy sandal]

Prolly died

Or were sent to another planet

[misty trench]

I mean I'm down to dunk a CSM because it'd be fun but it's one of those "I'll believe it when it actually happens" kind of things considering all the speculation we've been getting about genestealers and other shit

[graceful fern]

No they just have heightened senses and super speed

[little marten]

Guys serious question and think with your head and not your heart.

Are dogs cringe?

[lilac crag]

they are clingy.

[slim coral]

like the pox ones? yes. regular ones. mehh

[little marten]

They’re rolling all over the floor acting submissive to their owner in front of EVERYONE

[inland mantle]

That's a setting thing you can turn off the 25% stm per bar thing not sure why it's on by default

[little marten]

Simp behaviour

If you did that people would say cringe

[lilac crag]

no human would do that for me

[little marten]

True!!

[lilac crag]

I'm lying, but still

dogs are great if you want attention

cats are great if you want to give attention

[little marten]

Hmmm good point

[misty trench]

that's a good way to put it lol

both are good

[lapis hazel]

Lovely, 2nd time Darktide hard crashes my pc and forces me to reset it

[limpid cobalt]

Hi I’m new !

[cursive gate]

Do you guys also get backend errors rn?

[formal mortar]

Nice to meet you New, I'm Dad

[sturdy scaffold]

Erm

[formal mortar]

I'm not getting any backend errors but I been seeing a lot of people getting those

[limpid cobalt]

[cursive gate]

Fuck

Just what I needed

[formal mortar]

I'm not running any mods and am on steam/pc

[golden grail]

Just wanted to check, Vent purge and Lights out are the only two modifiers we get for the event missions right?

[cursive gate]

Tried modded and without mods

Backend error always

[formal mortar]

Are you on steam?

[cursive gate]

Yes

[formal mortar]

Try and close out of steam completely then restart it

[cursive gate]

This game always manages to piss me off at the right hour

[formal mortar]

That usually fixes it for me when I do get a backend error

[cursive gate]

Tried

[formal mortar]

Not sure what else

[cursive gate]

I want to scream like godzilla rn

[little marten]

Don’t forget power supply!

3 different shit modifiers! Yipee

[formal mortar]

Is power supply different than lights out?

[stark bobcat]

no

same

its actually called power supply in game

but people remember it by lights out

[formal mortar]

Ah okay, thanks for clarification

[little marten]

Oh my bad then

[wary flint]

is there a mod that lets me change things like blitzs and auras without having to reset the entire perk tree each time?

[little marten]

2 shit modifiers! Yipee

[elder merlin]

Dats all i got, @obtuse oak @shell goblet

Its nice when there isnt 10 plasma gunners around every corner

[shell goblet]

ggs !!! thanks for the games :D

[fierce cave]

[obtuse oak]

yeah this game wasnt so bad

[golden grail]

Thanks for your answer! Just wanted to make sure lmao

[obtuse oak]

I think it helps that hab dreyko is small so we could bumrush the plasma patrols

[inland mantle]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/216

[rocky urchin]

I was reading past messages and got that the game tend to crash a decent amount of time, right now i can't open the cosmetics without instant crash, is there anything that i can do to fix this? No mod installed

[fierce cave]

The game isnt bad?

[fierce cave]

Wait

[wary flint]

thanks

[fierce cave]

For a patch

That will happen

[obtuse oak]

do you have RTX on?

[elder merlin]

So many fuckin snopers though too

Im mad that one plasma gunner downed me while ya'll were killin the captain

[obtuse oak]

yeah that comes with vent purge. and then the plasma on top, its rough.

[little marten]

I was wrong! Power supply is lights out

[elder merlin]

I killed so many before that happened

[little marten]

I boomed myself

[obtuse oak]

but if we do lights out then there are plasma patrols and daemonhosts everywhere

so I still prefer this one lol

[tired steeple]

Hello

[elder merlin]

I despise lights out

[rocky urchin]

Yep, do i turn it off?

[fierce cave]

I swear to fucking god

[obtuse oak]

yeah

[little marten]

Why did fartshark tie an event to the worst modifiers?!? What was their endgame

[fierce cave]

If I see that image once more

[golden grail]

Lmao, I figured. Still thanks, you did answr my question regardless

[obtuse oak]

it's bugged atm

[rocky urchin]

I'm on amd and not nvidia btw

[obtuse oak]

yeah specifically amd raytracing causes the cosmetic window to crash

it is known

fix soonTM

[zealous viper]

is there a place with more dregs? or is it completely random

[obtuse oak]

random

[zealous viper]

i find so many scabs but no dregs

ahh

okay thanks!

[fierce cave]

Why after drugs?

There bad

Don't do drugs

[zealous viper]

kill kill kill

[little marten]

When FatShark gets back from their autumn vacation

[zealous viper]

penancess

[fierce cave]

Get away darktide player

[zealous viper]

BOO

[little marten]

No u

[inland mantle]

Imma get closer

[little marten]

BOOMED. OWNED. REKT.

[inland mantle]

Be in your walls soon

[fierce cave]

I fuck my walls

[rocky urchin]

It's working! Thank you very much for the quick and useful suggestion : )

[fierce cave]

[inland mantle]

Jokes on you

[fierce cave]

Jokes on you I have no dig

[astral basin]

Hank the tank

[lilac crag]

can do high intensities and hope the faction is dregs

[little marten]

Me when I say something incorrect when Hank is online

[inland mantle]

Just join me for a havoc game... I always get dreg seeds

[lilac crag]

something like, perhaps...

boobs?

[fierce cave]

I heard boobs

[lilac crag]

go away

[blissful kiln]

bazoingas?

[fierce cave]

Honkabodankas?

[little marten]

Boobs?!

[inland mantle]

Damn the gooners are coming out of the basement

[lilac crag]

yup

[little marten]

I think we can all agree we like boobs here

[astral basin]

Bananangaroos?

[little marten]

Queen I know you LIKE boobs

[fierce cave]

No shit

[little marten]

Me too

[fierce cave]

@odd minnow tf you mean no

[odd minnow]

look at my name

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[fierce cave]

I can read

It says

Jay the fruit

[odd minnow]

and what does that mean

[fierce cave]

A fruit named jay

[inland mantle]

[tired steeple]

Tbf gay men can enjoy boobs. Why do you think bara yaoi stuff has man cleavage

[fierce cave]

[odd minnow]

pecs not boobs

[astral basin]

Man cleavage

Pecks

[odd minnow]

different

[fierce cave]

Just say your gay bri

[astral basin]

You mean?

[fierce cave]

No need to drag it out

[odd minnow]

i had like 40 different nicknames with the word gay in it. i'm just trying to spice things up

[fierce cave]

Add a y to the end

[astral basin]

I cant decide on pecks being called man cleavage is diabolical or not

[inland mantle]

Make it 41

[odd minnow]

that was my last nickname

[lilac crag]

good night

[astral basin]

There is such thing as man boobs. But pecks are moosckilar

[fierce cave]

I'm gleeping it

[zealous viper]

good idea! thank you

[lilac crag]

[fierce cave]

Glorping it

Uh

[astral basin]

Glorp.

[fierce cave]

When the

Hose goes to the gle factry

[tired steeple]

Wonder if I should play some warframe

[inland mantle]

Yes

The grind wont farm itself

[astral basin]

Warframe
I dare not delete it bc it owns my soul 2-3 months out of every year

[fierce cave]

I own your soul 9 months outta the year

[inland mantle]

Damn rip lil bro

[tired steeple]

Alan wake 2 is free next month

I gotta play 1

[fierce cave]

[astral basin]

Interesting. I should look at my contract list.

I do not see your name on the list, would you like me to put it there?

[fierce cave]

If you would

[astral basin]

Terms of employment?

[fierce cave]

Uh

Gay

[astral basin]

Only a little.

[fierce cave]

I'm like

90% gay

Oh yeah

Wedding is officially planned

And paid for

So cool

[little marten]

I’m the 10%

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Nope

you rn

[little marten]

Yes I am no take backsies

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom

[peak falcon]

Is anyone doing Havoc right now, or am I just hitting a slow spot

[fierce cave]

Killed chat with my Lebanese

[little marten]

6 7 6 7

[astral basin]

Now unfortunately the contracted time will only be a couple of hours out of the week. For. “Gay”. Mild amounts.

[fierce cave]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[fierce cave]

No fun

[little marten]

I wouldn’t be worried this discord is super gay

[astral basin]

No refunds

[peak falcon]

Very happy discord indeed.

[little marten]

To quote you

no shit

[ocean widget]

[elder merlin]

To make players hate the game even more

[ocean widget]

thinking this discord is a happy place is like thinking a jenga tower is stable

[little marten]

Well it worked

[elder merlin]

Also im sick of captains, i honestly hate them showing up in missions

[little marten]

I’m gonna eat a chocolate bar rn I swear to god

[ocean widget]

ngl if you cant see in the modfiiers with the event you're just somehow even more blind than me

[fierce cave]

Open wide then

[ocean widget]

im blind as fuck and i can see fine

[ocean widget]

wait are they not tied to the event?

[little marten]

Thanks for making me feel lesser for wearing glasses!!!

[elder merlin]

I dont know, i just hate 'em regardless

[ocean widget]

dont worry
i also wear glasses

that is why im blind as fuck

[little marten]

Shit..

[rocky moat]

i love them because chainaxe turns them into paste while also stunlocking them

[astral basin]

20-40/20-30
i have old man eyes

[inland mantle]

Get new eyes

[elder merlin]

Same

[elder merlin]

Gimme yours

[inland mantle]

Mine are also fucked lmao

[keen moon]

disconnected to a network error & host error when the valkyrie was in sight fellas

[astral basin]

That mean

Me n paul
Take one eye each

And roll to see who got the worst one

[inland mantle]

You can try

[ocean widget]

im pretty sure rolling eyes would make them worse

[astral basin]

Gr comes out blinder than ever

[nocturne bloom]

Do i leave work to get pizza for dinner

[fierce cave]

Yes

[inland mantle]

What kind of pizza 🤔

[astral basin]

Ill make them r- nvm

[fierce cave]

The gay kind

[inland mantle]

Oh

[astral basin]

The sentence intended was worse than I imagined

[inland mantle]

Didnt know that was option mb

[nocturne bloom]

Extra cheese, extra sauce, green peppers, pepperoni

[ocean widget]

awful

put anchovies on it

[inland mantle]

Death

[ocean widget]

[astral basin]

Anchovies
You eat your fish with cheese?

What kind of backwater surf n turf

[ocean widget]

mate i eat a lot of things with cheese

[inland mantle]

[ocean widget]

[rocky moat]

i hate fish

(food)

i love fish
(animal)

[ocean widget]

clearly i am too based for you fish hating folk

[nocturne bloom]

Who keeps inviting the British chatters to food talk

No longer hungry

[inland mantle]

Fish arent real dont gaslight me

[fierce cave]

Shh my beloved

[astral basin]

Cant eat fish myself. Too many bad incidents

[ocean widget]

we may not have fishing rights but we have rights to fish

[rocky moat]

yeah true

[astral basin]

Um… beans

[ocean widget]

wheres that one gif of kratos forcing open valhalla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sc5npR73ak

fuck it heres a video

[astral basin]

Laugh it that one imbed fail

[ocean widget]

why are you a bed

[astral basin]

Wait. No one has perms.

Force of habit

[ocean widget]

🫵

[inland mantle]

Become a warden and gain the power ez

[knotty heart]

It becomes a skill set over time, trust.

[low hemlock]

me still do tho

[tender harbor]

i found something weird

[ocean widget]

sick

[inland mantle]

Damn they found me

[tender harbor]

i did 5327 +492+492+190 with a chainsword with shroudfield

[ocean widget]

i think you just need a calculator to do that

or ya head
chainswords aint good for math

[grim spoke]

i don’t know if they fixed chain weapons interaction with shroudfield

[thick coyote]

The rev doesn't override the first hit anymore

[grim spoke]

i know they fixed chastise

[thick coyote]

So you're getting all the Shroudfield bonuses on the first hit

[grim spoke]

but i think the first damage instance was because of the removed damage overrides

yeah

[tender harbor]

yeah

[grim spoke]

but not on the subsequent hits or rip

[thick coyote]

Then the ticks are just from the weapon

It's why I'm pondering Shroudfield Evis3

Then rev L1 a captains head

[grim spoke]

with L1 and shroud giving rending now, it might not be terrible

though losing chastise in general always sucks

because i loooove chastise

[inland mantle]

Fury pilled

[drowsy lynx]

Wow so spooky

[thick coyote]

Welp

There's a reason why I'm perfectionist

[inland mantle]

If your so perfect what's 1+1

[elder hare]

11

[thick coyote]

[tired steeple]

Buuuurp

[elder merlin]

[wise depot]

[elder hare]

same

[steady flare]

4 havoc losses in a row all 4 caused by chaos spawn

absurdly overpowered enemy

genuinely would rather daemonhosts spawn aggroed than chaos spawn

[ocean widget]

have you tried using order spawn to fight them

[steady flare]

they have more counterplay

[ocean widget]

nah but srsly RIP, doubt it was just the chaos spawn tho

[steady flare]

3 of the 4 were a solo chaos spawn

with just that and the horde

chaos spawn are just the common denominator between 90% of my havoc wipes

[cyan current]

EUUUUUUUUGH

chat am almost done with my battle sister drawing

I have finally made a normal chest plate

[ocean widget]

oof

[steady flare]

I badly want them nerfed because of how little counterplay they have

and of course their comical grab hitbox

[nimble glade]

Inquisition pilled*

[peak falcon]

Yeah, okay. Enemies being able to use stimms is very much so something that should not be allowed in Havoc

[ocean widget]

thats what the modifiers for mate

[nimble glade]

That moment when you find a traitor world that has no strategic nor logistical value and you can do exterminatus.

Peak

[ocean widget]

should've planned around the modifier

[ocean widget]

if exterminatus does not involve dropping fourty thousand warhammers it is not interesting

[peak falcon]

You act like I had any ability to see it beforehand. I'm joining other people's games. Have to get the helmet somehow.

[ocean widget]

pretty sure it shows you the modifiers for the week or something

[nimble glade]

They could use stims? I never noticed. Lol

[ocean widget]

yeah

contaminated stims modifier

[peak falcon]

Right now they can. It's terrible.

[ocean widget]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375980903

[ocean widget]

theres a post about the modifiers

[peak falcon]

Doesn't make the modifier any less garbage.

[ocean widget]

have you considered

doing stims yourself

[hazy kestrel]

A part of me is tempted to enter Havoc hell again to grind back to 40. The logical part of me is telling me that it’s pointless since there’s literally nothing for me to work towards in Havoc anymore, but I guess I just enjoy suffering.

[peak falcon]

Just let me find one when I'm not getting my face kicked in-nope, too late, that 3 seconds was the only breather I had.

[whole glade]

so quick lil question about sm ranks, So if Master Lazarus is the captain of the 5th company could there be multiple captains in the 5th?

[nimble glade]

So I can finally horde and use all the stims that my random team mates seem to ignore or forget about unless it's a healing stim. Lmfao nice

[ocean widget]

should've stimmed ngl

[ocean widget]

mate if i see an ignored stim i grab and pop that shit instantly

[whole glade]

asking cuz my bf saw a cool captain and he wants to buyy it but idk about list building tbh

[peak falcon]

Can't start with them, can't use them.

[ocean widget]

skill issue

do stims

[nimble glade]

Same

[peak falcon]

Not a skill issue if there's no uncontaminated tsimss.

[hazy kestrel]

For whatever reason I rarely grab the blue ones. Red, Yellow, and Greens are insta-grabs though.

[ocean widget]

blues are fuckin class

[peak falcon]

Blues are great for anyone using a gun

[ocean widget]

instant stamina refill n faster fire rate

dont know what else they do

[nimble glade]

The free weekly resources is nice though

[peak falcon]

Move, reload, fire, and attack speed, pretty sure.

[ocean widget]

sounds accurate enough

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, I really only use em when I’m running recon las vet or gungryn for maximum firepower

[little marten]

Havoc!!!

[peak falcon]

Best way.

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, but I have so much resources that I lack for nothing. One 40 isn’t gonna make a dent in my dragon’s hoard lol.

I don’t know, just wish Havoc wasn’t just pure artificial difficulty nonsense like it is nowadays. I enjoy a challenge, up to a point.

[nimble glade]

🗣️ It's time then, you may rest now. I grant the Emperor's mercy.

[upbeat turtle]

what should i use for dumpstat on plasma gun

[hazy kestrel]

Tangoing with Rinda in the Orthus hard mode? Fun.

Getting deleted in havoc 1.0 by a trash mob gunner? A bit irritating, but that’s a skill issue on my part so it’s still fun.

5 bosses in the first 5 minutes of a Havoc 40 2.0 run? Not fun.

Current Havoc? No comment as I’m not putting myself through that

[ocean widget]

mobility

[elder merlin]

Mobility

[upbeat turtle]

there is no mobility

[peak falcon]

But nice black armor for proof of your suffering!

[ocean widget]

ah

thermal resist

[hazy kestrel]

Finally, I can rest. (Once I finish the plasma gunner penances and go back to my content drought state )

[upbeat turtle]

alr thanks

[ocean widget]

nw

[hazy kestrel]

Got that in the 4th day of 1.0 lmao

Full Moebian blue is better 😎

[peak falcon]

Damn. I still haven't gotten it. I really miss Havoc 1.0. That was tough but fair.

[peak falcon]

Yeah, but then I might have to touch spark-head.

I don't wanna do that.

[hazy kestrel]

You can do it pal. I was able to suffer through it, I believe in you.

[peak falcon]

I still have Veteran and shouty to do though, so there's plenty to go through still.

I just like ogryn so much.

And still haven't managed Gone Bowling.

[hazy kestrel]

Huh, I just cannot play as Big Man well, a severe skill issue on my part

Zealot, Vet, and Arby are where I spend my time now (Mainly zealot )

[peak falcon]

I mean, I also use 60% gunner resist and 63% extra health for my melee build.

So.

I would say I'm far from -good- with Ogryn, just passable, and I like playing him.

[hazy kestrel]

Didn’t bother with psyker after the penances though, just don’t vibe with Gundalf.

[peak falcon]

I don't wanna be a witch like boss calls 'em!

But shield staff looks like a lot of fun!

[hazy kestrel]

I just run Big Man in Auric Mortis Trials to tank everyone’s frames with infinite lag grenades / nuclear boxes

[jaunty path]

I have 5500 hours in darktide

when does it get good

[hazy kestrel]

I only have like maybe 1.5k lmao

[peak falcon]

Me who has actively avoided mortis trials because Sefoni wouldn't shut up about it when it was first introduced:

[jaunty path]

when does it get good

[rocky moat]

never lol

[jaunty path]

trve

[hazy kestrel]

You gotta make your own fun pal. For me, that’s deleting daemonhosts as zealot

[jaunty path]

I lied btw

[peak falcon]

I like deleting demon-heads as ogryn with gun.

[hazy kestrel]

Well, that’s what I tell myself nowadays with nothing to work towards

[peak falcon]

PBB+achlyss twin stubber go brr and they just tickle.

[hazy kestrel]

Played me like a damn fiddle.

[cursive tusk]

I

[rocky moat]

if i try to have fun i'm dragged down because i don't run a solution for literally every problem in the game because expecting random's to do literally anything will disappoint you no matter how low your standards

[hazy kestrel]

Big Mood.

[tawny gorge]

no one has these numbers

[hazy kestrel]

Nice username pal

[tawny gorge]

thx

[cursive tusk]

Can anyone help me with this skin Idk how to get it it’s like a yellow metal grey space marine skin but I cannot send pictures here

[hazy kestrel]

This is also why I always do the objectives, because no one else will lmao.

[cursive tusk]

I saw a guy using it and looks very cool

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds like the Enforcer skin.

[cursive tusk]

How do you get that?

[hazy kestrel]

Paid set unfortunately, gonna have to wait until it enters the slop shop’s rotation whenever that will be.

[cursive tusk]

😭🤧

Thanks for the help sir

[hazy kestrel]

No problem pal

[blissful kiln]

skissue

[ocean widget]

i mean what it was like 24k hours between now and DTs release?

its possible
you'd be insane to do so but its possible

[tacit geode]

#darktide-driptide message
These?

[tawny gorge]

life issue

[tawny gorge]

bo o o wa er

[low hemlock]

it’s the Enforcer sets Pal

[jaunty path]

How do you know

[low hemlock]

Those sets haven’t been in shop for a while, best wait a month or two for em to be back

[ocean widget]

im gonna shove a wind-up mechanism up ya arse

[blissful kiln]

blimey

[low hemlock]

grimey

[ocean widget]

yeah thats the enforcer set
you aint getting that until skulls 2026 mate

or until FS is poor

either either

[jaunty path]

Praying to god they make the game cilent side and do not fucking lock it away forever

[hazy kestrel]

Me, by the time the alt version of the original Krieg gas mask for vet returns to the slop shop: 🪦

[ocean widget]

VT2 still gets support so i doubt they'd cut DT loose anytime soon

plus DT makes a decent chunk of change

if theres one thing i can say positively about obesefish

they aint sony thats for fuckin sure

or nexon for that matter

[blissful kiln]

#killdarktide

[jaunty path]

I forgot

whos the good guys in payday 2

[tawny gorge]

okay but vt2 is goated

[tawny gorge]

the insurance policy

[ocean widget]

in a literal sense
nobody
in an actual sense
the payday crew

actual being story wise n shit

oh yeah they added a subscription to PD2

i doubt it comes with the scarface DLC tho

[tawny gorge]

"in an actual sense the murdering thieving gang is the good guys"

[ocean widget]

see here @tawny gorge

[round mica]

not gonna, these ogryn “ changes “ don’t really feel all that different

[misty trench]

anything that's expired/no longer licensed isn't included

[tawny gorge]

tbf every war america wages they do it calling themselves the good guys so ig the definition isnt always the same

[round mica]

i like that heavy attacks are actually viable now

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/hanging-clown-funny-hanging-by-a-small-tree-gif-11998591

[round mica]

with the club

[ocean widget]

welp
another reason not to get back into payday 2

[jaunty path]

Why the fuck would you ever even pay money when mods exist lmfao. unless ur on console

[cold wharf]

i like payday 2, but cheating got out of hand

[jaunty path]

MODS.

[tawny gorge]

wym scarface dlc

[jaunty path]

It did?

[ocean widget]

scarface dlc got removed from stores due to licensing n shit

[jaunty path]

Well

I guess theres like

infinite ammo shit

[ocean widget]

dont know if the H3H3 dlc is still there too

[jaunty path]

and the moderation being ass

[ocean widget]

oh yeah it is

[jaunty path]

The h3h3 mod is still a thing and no its not in the subscription pack

[misty trench]

also not included in the subscription tho

[jaunty path]

it would be wild tho

[blissful kiln]

but does PD2 have Nicki Minaj?

[tawny gorge]

really, this is the weapon they gave Montana?

[odd minnow]

it has goat simulator

[ocean widget]

that at least makes sense given it was a charity DLC

[misty trench]

that and uhhhh, it's shit

[tawny gorge]

good it fucking sucked frame one

imagine not giving the guy his m16 with the granade launcher

[ocean widget]

RIP the commando 101 rocket launcher though

[odd minnow]

i gave up on pd2 when they started adding dumb shit to the game

[misty trench]

shitty perk deck, shit weapons, shitty people xd

[ocean widget]

oh no it did have it

https://payday.fandom.com/wiki/Little_Friend_7.62

[misty trench]

so in 2013?

[odd minnow]

around 2016 lol

i stayed around longer than i should have

[misty trench]

tbf last time I played PD2 was like 2 years ago

[tawny gorge]

they even called it his little friend!!!
10 out of 10

[jaunty path]

5 dollar a month for some game from 2013

Like

Thats insane.

[odd minnow]

and recently i learned that the reason it sucks so much is because the guy who lead the game dev got pushed out of overkill by his brother

[low hemlock]

So they can make a WORKING subscription for the ol game PayDay 2

but, couldn’t properly release PayDay 3 in a functioning or “better” state…….hmmm really makes u think how their priorities huh

[ocean widget]

yup
no scarface DLC tho so i aint paying shit

fuck em

[hazy kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

[tawny gorge]

tbf the only game getting a dlc subscription that i can understand why it exists is the stuff paradox puts out

[jaunty path]

Got a source? Also that would mean payday 2 is massively bastardized

Why did Bain become the president again

[odd minnow]

oh absolutely i do. i went on a deep dive with this in lore chat a month ago lol

[tawny gorge]

they release a game but all the money is made off of making 200000 expansions for it

[jaunty path]

Genuinely do not know the "story" of this game lmao

[hazy kestrel]

Average Corporate Executives / shareholders ruining a game moment:

[low hemlock]

Craft a new game for players to have fun - ❌

Make a paying subscription- ✅

Western companies never stop winning the ranks of greed

[ocean widget]

oh shit yeah i forgot we almost got a dentist as the president

magic n shit

[tawny gorge]

my guy nintendo is right there

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[ocean widget]

died of a virus
swapped bodies with the president
pardoned the payday crew
ngl the payday games should've just ended there

[jaunty path]

We need a nintendo dictatorship

[low hemlock]

now that me think about it….

FatShark might just steal this idea and put it in Darktide….chat are we cooked

🙏

[tawny gorge]

nintendo's greed dates back to before they even started making videogames, don't talk about no western man when japan alone is a money portal to gacha land

[hazy kestrel]

It’s so over Darktide-bros

[blissful kiln]

peanuts to an american, so they'll make good money on it

it's not really that much for me either tbh

[tawny gorge]

imagine your currency being basically worthless and spending it on gacha games

[ocean widget]

i'd bet they fuck up the subscription and either make it free or cost double what its listed as ngl

[sleek harness]

Yall say a random class quick

[blissful kiln]

it's like 2 large lattes xdd

[jaunty path]

I have awful spending habits

[elder hare]

upper class

[jaunty path]

I need to stop eating out.

[hazy kestrel]

Tech Adept?

[low hemlock]

S O B

[sleek harness]

Nobody here then?

[low hemlock]

it’s gonna happen

[tawny gorge]

mfer spending 2000000000 japan coins to buy the new underaged naked genshin charachter

[hazy kestrel]

Or at least low ranking mechanicum lackey

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

I hate Tech Bebios

[jaunty path]

Yen?

[hazy kestrel]

[blissful kiln]

she's 10000 years old, excuse me

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

corpse god

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna slap u w a frying pan

lmfao

[tawny gorge]

if youre 10000 years old and look 10 you should be killed

[sleek harness]

Don't have good relationship with him

[tawny gorge]

no more living on earth for you

[low hemlock]

if it’s not on laboboos or funko pops

then u good

[hazy kestrel]

Based and “DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!”-pilled.

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/southpark-bestof-baby-kick-gif-4834772

[jaunty path]

I NEED to stop eating out dawg,

[elder hare]

dont eat out dogs

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

I 'M NOT A WHITE WOMAN!

[tawny gorge]

labooboos from popmart are like 20 bucks better that than gacha lol

[odd minnow]

@jaunty path you can find the brief on wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overkill_Software

basically bo andersson is a horrible person and had nothing to do with the creative side of payday. it was his brother ulf who came up with most of the core gameplay that you enjoy. if you want a fun read go on bo andersson's linkedin. he's so full of himself it's pathetic

[hazy kestrel]

I mean, uh, Praise the Emperor, fellow Loyalists

[ocean widget]

wait did one of the overkill brothers get kicked out?

[sleek harness]

Did you made 50 refund requests in a single year to get your aquilas back in Darktide? No? You don't have it then

[elder merlin]

Black woman?

[sleek harness]

Dumbass

[elder hare]

what about that dude who jumped ship from Bungie after taking all the money

[ocean widget]

i could've sworn i read something about that

[odd minnow]

yeah ulf, early on in the game

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

bruhhhhhhhhh

[nocturne flicker]

the fuck's an overkill brother?