general-chat

[tired steeple]

I’m glad they stopped

Vile creatures

Don’t say that

I don’t like it

[ripe tangle]

also when I was much younger I was part of a Youth Program that had a Soccer team I was on who was from Scotland actually XD

[rocky moat]

why

[tired steeple]

It makes me sad

[rocky moat]

why

[tired steeple]

Aw cool

[ripe tangle]

and he would make us run laps if we called it soccer because he hated the name lol

[tired steeple]

Because that’s warhammer but they’re all feet

People love football here. I do not

[tawny gorge]

tl;dr soccer is not a thing its football americans can go fuck themselves

type shit

[rocky moat]

yeah foothammer

[amber delta]

Emperor of Feetkind

[ripe tangle]

us being teenagers were like "alright" and just fucking ran em

[tired steeple]

Stop it I’ll cry

[somber stream]

I don't like football very much

[ripe tangle]

but yeah my favorite sport is Baseball

Softball is fun too

[tired steeple]

What the hell is it called

[orchid skiff]

soccer ? i hardly know her

[tired steeple]

Tiny hammers

Little ball

[somber stream]

Mine is Kendo

[tired steeple]

You shoot balls through

Things

[tawny gorge]

footbaseball

[tired steeple]

Not holes

[amber delta]

Soccer this soccer that how about you succher

[tired steeple]

Old people play it

[ripe tangle]

what about Foosball?

or is it Fussball?

[tawny gorge]

real people play good sports like punching the first person you meet going outside

[rocky moat]

yeah that sounds like foothammerball

[ripe tangle]

Table Football

whatever

[tired steeple]

Wahhhh

Wahhhh

[amber delta]

fußball

[rocky moat]

now THIS doesnt make sense

you arent using your feet to locomote the ball that isn't a ball

it should be table handpuck

or whatevver the thingamabobs are called

[tired steeple]

The doohickies

[rocky moat]

hand thingamabob ball

[somber stream]

I prefer the disc thing

It can get... intense

[rocky moat]

they should add stratagems to darktide

[whole glade]

quick lil lore question, can any space marine care for humans like the salamanders do?

[orchid skiff]

yes

[whole glade]

Cool, imma make my shire world the best planet

[tired steeple]

Yeah go ahead

[whole glade]

dark angels being cool asf and being kind HELL YEAH!

[tired steeple]

It’s not common but it’s not rare either

[orchid skiff]

being kind is more about culture than their dna

[timid schooner]

why cant i find a lobby for auric maelstrom? i dont want to believe games dead 🙁

[tired steeple]

Maybe it’s just the time

[blazing hawk]

Can fat "I don't play my own games" shark nerf bolter and dueling sword? Its making even playing arbites feel shit

[obtuse oak]

yeah why not? it's fun. i love watching a good competition.

especially when there's a lot on the line and the players are fighting for every inch and the crowd is nearly losing its mind. that's peak

[somber stream]

Sport got political these day

"No politic in sport!"

Ban Russia

[ripe tangle]

heh, my brother's Dutch friend is obsessed with Feyenoord

[blazing hawk]

That dueling sword nerf was ass can yall just remove the dueling sword

[obtuse oak]

real

[ripe tangle]

and he'd sit in our living room shouting at his phone screen while all I see is Hooligan chanting on his end lmao

[obtuse oak]

i don't have this fervour for any club but i have found myself yelling my head off at a late winner from the dutch national team lol

much to my girlfriend's annoyance

[orchid lynx]

We should eat the politics

[blazing hawk]

Can we also nerf the boltgun to shit as well

[ripe tangle]

only the Dutch can do that.

[somber stream]

Start the trend Zek

[cosmic burrow]

No

[rocky moat]

i get ds but whats wrong with the boltgun

[obtuse oak]

bolter was pretty mid for a while, and there were a litany of complaints about such an iconic weapon being less than spectacular

turns out finding the sweet spot is harder than it looks hihi

[orchid skiff]

heehee

[obtuse oak]

(that's what she said)

[ripe tangle]

also doesn't help that no matter what you do, people will complain.

[tired steeple]

The boltgun is pretty perfect imo

Really strong but the mag size and control balance it out

[rocky moat]

yea i'd agree

[blazing hawk]

Not so fun when 3 boltgun players just annihilate everything and it's a snooze fet

I just get paid for even playing games with more than 2 boltgun players

[cosmic burrow]

Same thing happena if you get 3 ogryns or 3 plasma vets

[rocky moat]

yeah that happens with alot more builds than just bolters

[whole glade]

Well in my armies except for named characters MOSTLY (like 60%) are trainees taken from my homebrew shrine world, all of its people are fed, happy and entertained, and cared for by my dark angels, Black Templars, AdMech and Guardsmen as long as they can bring recruits. So ill make new lore about how they are kind even for a Dark Angel and how theyll be kind yet stern.

[obtuse oak]

none of the regular mission board difficulties are hard enough to actually challenge a team of four players using strong gear, this is true

[somber stream]

What is the purpose of the heavy sword

[tired steeple]

I mean arbites shotgun used to be ridiculous and would clear all enemies before you could even blonk

[somber stream]

Aside from being heavy

[tired steeple]

*blink

Blonk lol

[rocky moat]

a shame my teams usually have two at most

[tired steeple]

It’s purpose is to suck

[obtuse oak]

it used to be a good hordeclear weapon. one of zealot's best melees back in 2022 lol. powercrept af now though

[cosmic burrow]

Mostly anti horde but capable into flak

And shits on manaics

[obtuse oak]

the heavies do good maniac dmg also yeah

you can multikill dreg ragers with the chops

[cosmic burrow]

Its perfectly useable weapon imo

Its not gonna be the most effective but its fun

[little marten]

Morning guys I am sad 🙁 😔

[obtuse oak]

what are you sad about

[little marten]

I might have a cold

[obtuse oak]

same

get well soon xx

[little marten]

And you hun x

[cosmic burrow]

Name checks out

[gleaming kite]

I stg every time I'm in a rank up Havoc the entire lobby crashes

every god damn time

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/bogdanoff-dump-it-stocks-crypto-gif-20477588

[obtuse oak]

rotten armor is very unstable, save yourself the frustration and wait for more hotfixes

[cosmic burrow]

Heat some beer and add honey to it. And drink itnin one go. Should help.

[gleaming kite]

Yeah I'm just gonna have to avoid it entirely

[cosmic burrow]

But you will be swesting bullets for a bit

[whole glade]

me not understanding havoc

[gleaming kite]

Are there any maps worth avoiding? Like how Baross would crash constantly last week

[obtuse oak]

not aware of map-specifics

[midnight willow]

@orchid skiff oh look, cutie it back :3

[blazing hawk]

I love the shield weapons on arbites

[civic otter]

The ones with nurgle cultists probably

[blazing hawk]

I can finally be a SUBDUCTOR

[gleaming kite]

Considering how nearly everyone has a Rotten Armour havoc

[civic otter]

YOU ARE ALL UNDER EDICT OF DEATH

[gleaming kite]

The mode is almost unplayable right now

[obtuse oak]

my sources tell me it will be fixed soonTM

[gleaming kite]

I believe :ogrynpray:

[orchid skiff]

don't trust the voice in your head

[midnight willow]

how are you?

[blazing hawk]

I'm subducting it

I can subduct people

[whole glade]

its sefoni

[blazing hawk]

All shields

[gleaming kite]

I wonder what about it specifically is unstable. Is it something to do with the gas explosion?

[orchid skiff]

why am i sleepy all the time ? i've been sleeping decently enough for a week

tell me

[obtuse oak]

probably vfx yeah

[gleaming kite]

Makes sense

I've lost about three ranks from crashes alone since the update dropped

[obtuse oak]

idk what it is about particles specifically but this isnt nearly the first time that they've caused server crashes

[whole glade]

OMG I HAVE BREAKFEST BOWLS IN THE FREEZER

RAHHH

I FORGOR

[obtuse oak]

the showstopper blessing on flamer did the same thing back in early 2023

i identified that one at the time

[little marten]

Falchion was pretty unexciting until I swapped to the lawbringer mark and shit did it make me feel like a pirate

[midnight willow]

oh hunny, i suffer the same fate and wish to know the answers, perhaps you either slept too long, didn't rest as you sleep, or well— you didn't build energy by doing things

[obtuse oak]

ye i prefer that one too

cooler moveset and better model

[whole glade]

ngl my stealth zealot is pretty insane with a crit bleed knif

she one taps eeverything now

[orchid skiff]

maybe i am paying for years of sinful nights and i need to atone by keeping a normal schedule no matter how i feel

[gleaming kite]

I think I remember this actually lol

[little marten]

Krakbeard 🏴‍☠️

[whole glade]

"Ye gonna walk da plank"

[tawny gorge]

but lets not ban someone else thats arguably worse just because

[midnight willow]

then what am i doing? i game till 5am in the morning at times and sleep till 9am get out and do shit

[whole glade]

why are there only brits in 40k?

[orchid skiff]

this is also how i'd thrive but i want my eyebags to go

[gleaming kite]

Aridin Falchionhas a comfier single-target combo, but getting to the cleave combo is awkward

[little marten]

Get the cosmetic surgery for them

[rocky moat]

grimdark

[orchid skiff]

surgery is evil

[whole glade]

yeah and then sound like a briish geezer

[midnight willow]

you have those? huh-

[whole glade]

idc Death Guard have a southern draw

[orchid skiff]

why don't you

[whole glade]

dont care even morty

[rocky moat]

awesome

[obtuse oak]

this is generally good advice once you get out of your early 20s

[whole glade]

i think you meant AWSOMESAUCE

[tired steeple]

I have mental issues so I can’t sleep normally

[rocky moat]

nu uh

[whole glade]

yeah huh

[rocky moat]

nope

[tired steeple]

I won’t divulge too much but certain memories come back if I try sleeping when I’m not deadly tired

[whole glade]

yup

[rocky moat]

im throwing rocks at you how about that

[whole glade]

be there dont that

[obtuse oak]

I always go to bed around 10-11pm and always wake up around 6-7am. weekdays, weekends, doesnt matter. if i don't do that i feel significantly worse

[amber delta]

grandpa ahh schedule

[little marten]

Not to demerit or pry on anything but you must appreciate the impact of a comment like that when you have a pfp of a cat they says mr penis

[whole glade]

how about your markers and paints dry out when you try and use them

[tired steeple]

HAHAHAHA

[rocky moat]

i dont use those

[tired steeple]

I FORGOT I HAD THIS

[obtuse oak]

old people have this shit figured out

[rocky moat]

chadgryn emoji

[somber stream]

Same, but i wake up at 4. Can't sleep 8 hours any more

[orchid skiff]

I used to never feel tired. Now I am tired around 7-8pm and try not to stay awake beyond 2am

[rocky moat]

(i ate them all after my crayon collection ran dry)

[orchid skiff]

That's also why I never slept

[whole glade]

then ill buy them for you and let tehm dry out

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s a scary thing

[rocky moat]

i would simply consume them before they dried out

[cosmic burrow]

I go to to sleep by 20 and wakeup around 4 or 5 depends if its a work day or not

[whole glade]

purple gotta be the best flav right?

[orchid skiff]

now that's someone with no eyebags

[whole glade]

damn, you hungry as hell

[obtuse oak]

asleep at 8pm? impressive

[tired steeple]

Charlotte do you and Armenia live together

[rocky moat]

obviously best color = best flavor

who is armenia

[tired steeple]

Your other half

Albania

[obtuse oak]

wait which is it

[rocky moat]

im not albania

[whole glade]

grape anything is fire

[rocky moat]

i knew an albanian guy once though

[lilac crag]

that is not my name no

[cosmic burrow]

Or 9pm if im not tired

[tired steeple]

Oh there he is. Hello America

[rocky moat]

he was cool

[orchid lynx]

After work

[tired steeple]

Do you and Charlotte live together or is the same situation as me and my gf

[lilac crag]

same situation for now

[midnight willow]

i dont know, i wonder the same damned thing

[tired steeple]

I hope you two can meet

[somber stream]

Do it live

DM me link

[lilac crag]

I'll have everything in order with enough time thankfully

luv my wife

[tired steeple]

Aw that’s awesome

[rocky moat]

firee emoji

[orchid skiff]

Share your skin with me

[obtuse oak]

we have a couple in the chat? cute

[midnight willow]

FOR CADIA

[midnight willow]

how?

[orchid skiff]

dw about it

[rocky moat]

yeagh its awesome

[midnight willow]

[lilac crag]

bout 2 years and some. she introduced me to darktide actually

[tired steeple]

I might invite my gf here when I get into havoc

[midnight willow]

more than 1

[whole glade]

is it just me or do yall take off and chew on a random bracelet?

[tired steeple]

And go into the strike team channels

[lilac crag]

and I've had a crippling addiction to it ever since

[tired steeple]

With actual groups

[rocky moat]

yurp

[orchid skiff]

I could never chew on random stuff I'm scared of bacteria

[midnight willow]

do it

[obtuse oak]

based. gj charlotte

[tired steeple]

Cause havoc seems like you need an actual team

[little marten]

Cupids arrow oft soars in the most unexpected of places

[midnight willow]

yep

a team of 4 preferably

[lilac crag]

we met in a d2 server it was very funny

[orchid skiff]

As a child I read about bacteria and since then I have been cursed with washing my hands after touching anything

[tired steeple]

D2… destiny 2

[obtuse oak]

i had a fling with an american girl i met online also but it didnt last. good memories though

[rocky moat]

i was gonna say

cupid's arrow flew through a portal to hell 😭

[tired steeple]

Me and my gf are the opposite lol. We met in a map game server then I eventually got into d2 through her

[midnight willow]

one day you may have an american wife

[obtuse oak]

damn we finally found something that d2 was good for

[whole glade]

i met my bf at a gym of all places

[obtuse oak]

not to worry, i am very happy with my dutch wife that i met afterwards

[tired steeple]

By map game server I mean

[little marten]

Some might say it was your destiny

2

[tired steeple]

I met my gf in like

[midnight willow]

ayoo baseddd

[lilac crag]

yes, she ran with an elitist raid group and eventually tapped out of it. I followed her because I tired of those people. there was a whole situation with someone faking their death and grooming and so much unnecessary shit for 12 people that got together every now and then to raid.

[rocky moat]

im throwing rocks at you

[tired steeple]

One of those servers where each player is a country

[whole glade]

that same deer in headlights look to him :]

[tired steeple]

Oh my god

[rocky moat]

"tapped out of it" is one way to put it but yeah they were nutcases

[obtuse oak]

the worst drama happens in small-to-medium groups like this i stg

[midnight willow]

arma?

[tired steeple]

And each player writes lore for their country

Not arma

[midnight willow]

huh i see

[lilac crag]

I still have screenshots of a grown ass woman actively larping with her Scottish besrie who at the time was ~5 years younger

[tired steeple]

It was called United Nations of Ulina

[obtuse oak]

destined 2 be

[lilac crag]

as guardians

[tired steeple]

EWWWW

[lilac crag]

regardless

met Charlotte............ j am happiest

[tired steeple]

That’s really good

See with Max I like really wanted to be her friend

[obtuse oak]

hope it all works out for you guys xoxo

[little marten]

I spent almost a decade on a RP server on WoW the drama that occurred there was utter insanity

[tired steeple]

Cause I thought she was cool

[rocky moat]

i basically stopped being involved the moment i 'tapped out' (got forcibly removved for absolutely stupid and elitist reasons as is typical of a small elitist group)

[whole glade]

imma take a lil nap its 5 am

nappy time

[tired steeple]

So elden ring came out and we talked about that and called while playing it and shared stuff we found about the game

And yeah

[midnight willow]

nap well

[rocky moat]

hell yeah

[lilac crag]

thank u boss, you are very nice

[cosmic burrow]

Damn 2 more hours of laying on the roof soing nothing

[tired steeple]

Probably for the best but I think you knew that

[midnight willow]

i was in a VC one day, and my wife just snatched me 😂

[cosmic burrow]

What will i doooo

[whole glade]

ill try homie

[midnight willow]

good homie

[lilac crag]

do u know the lightfall raid

[whole glade]

hopefully the hat man wont get my nerdy ass

[lilac crag]

the fuckin uhhh

root of nightmares

[rocky moat]

oh definitely, looking back there was some.. gross people doing gross shit in that place

[midnight willow]

get his instead

[tired steeple]

I was pretty slow to be with max. We knew we liked each other but I had a bad history of relationships

This is now my longest at 3 years

[whole glade]

too eepy :[

[midnight willow]

damn

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[lilac crag]

hell yeah magos

[tired steeple]

Not much but I know of it

[rocky moat]

heck yeah

[whole glade]

itll be ight the emperor protects

[midnight willow]

hell yeah

[tired steeple]

We maayyy get to meet next year

[odd minnow]

you'll be missing the point of the setting but sure

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna see about finding a job

[lilac crag]

dunno why that sent twice

wifi slow

[tired steeple]

Okay yeah they sound annoying lol

[little marten]

It was a quiet night at the local bar, I was sitting on a stool up at the bar front leaning over a scotch in the rocks. Then, out of nowhere she sat down on the stool next to me, gripped by a red cocktail dress. She ordered a gin and I turned to her and said “do you come here often?”

“I bet you say that to all the girls.” She replied.

[rocky moat]

i think it only sent once

[tired steeple]

Glad you both don’t have to deal with them

[rocky moat]

cus for me there was only one message and it deleted lol

[lilac crag]

oh I cee

[tired steeple]

Also yeah what Charlotte said

[rocky moat]

but yea i offered to do mechanics for the first encounters, going in saying i was not going to do planets

[tired steeple]

My gf still raids pretty often

[whole glade]

eh, they mostly follow their worlds culture/calibans atleast my guys do

[rocky moat]

they didn't put me on any mechanics so i kinda just cruised on ad clear and the second i didnt wanna do planets as i said i didn't, they got pissy and accused me of trying to freeload

[obtuse oak]

i met my woman the oldfashioned way, in a pub, but it's the only time in my life i was smooth af and it's a good story so i'll share. i was out drinking with my friends near the pool table and up walks this gorgeous woman in a red dress and a platinum dyed bobcut. we lock eyes and laugh at each other, she plays pool with another guy that she met for a while. i'm drinking liquid courage and sneaking glances. eventually she's down to the 8 ball and needs to down that to win the game. i walk up to the side of the table and put my finger where i think she needs to bounce the white ball to pot the black in the right hole and i look her in the eyes and say "right here." she looks up at me with a grin and says "oh yeah?" and i say "hell yeah. right here."

she nods, does what i say, makes the shot and boom, downs the 8 ball. felt like a million bucks. we got to talking and one thing leads to another and the rest is history

[lilac crag]

a LoL player and a d2 raider, and a zealot main?

[tired steeple]

Yeah she’s

[odd minnow]

caliban is not a very kind place

[tired steeple]

Fascinating

[odd minnow]

or, was

because it's dead

like cadia

[tired steeple]

It’s like watching an animal at the zoo but you’re also in the enclosure

[lilac crag]

holy moly

[whole glade]

bc it was close to eye of terror

dawg

[lilac crag]

brother aimed and scored metaphorically and physically

good one hank

[rocky moat]

this is fire

[whole glade]

they stil had families on caliban

[tired steeple]

This is a lovely story. I hope things are going well

[rocky moat]

warframe reference

[little marten]

This cured my cold lol

[obtuse oak]

that was 11 years ago, now we have a kid and a mortgage and we're still very much in love

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah are y’all excited for mushroom man

[odd minnow]

it was literally in a feudal system

[tired steeple]

That’s precious

[lilac crag]

will you train your child to be a darktide player

[elder merlin]

And then i hit her with the indepth nurgle lore, to really seal the deal

[obtuse oak]

yes

[tired steeple]

Is darktide even gonna be around in 20 years

[rocky moat]

based

[lilac crag]

incredibly based. ogryn?

[obtuse oak]

of course

[tired steeple]

I expect we’d be on like, darktide 3

[obtuse oak]

i don't let her watch the gameplay because it's obviously violent as hell but i show her my characters in the mourningstar sometimes

the "big one" is her favourite

[elder merlin]

Unfortunately Fatshark goes under in the next 5 years

[orchid skiff]

darktide 3 we fight chaos custodes (we're still rejects)

[lilac crag]

ogryn daughter or zealot son

[tired steeple]

Aww that’s adorable

[whole glade]

yeah, like knights. im saying they follow trads and cultures from caliban AND follow my shrine worlds culture

[tired steeple]

I’m amazed they’re still around now

[elder merlin]

Ogryn daughter

[lilac crag]

" this is pops right here. " shows ogryn

[obtuse oak]

exactly that!

[rocky moat]

vet nb kid

[orchid skiff]

did she wag her tail

[whole glade]

genderfluid pysker child.

[lilac crag]

vet nb kid is me fr

[midnight willow]

time to be an adult, later guys

[obtuse oak]

she calls the other characters on the mourningstar my "friends". she loved arbites and the dog also for obvious reasons. my dog's name is one of the dog names you can randomly generate btw

[tired steeple]

See you

[elder merlin]

Bruh, i want a game where we play as chaos forces

[tired steeple]

One day

Surely one day

[little marten]

Imagine meeting in person normally.. ughh.. we met on tinder spent 1 month talking before meeting because of lockdown then we had a date at the dock front near the swanky flat Ilived in at the time. We went to a bunch of bars on boats and walked for a long time but here’s the thing, there were no bathrooms. Even though my flat was next to us I was so conscious of seeming creepy if I suggested we go there, even for me to have a pee, that on our first date I ran off to a small beachfront and left her waiting while I did a public pee.

[rocky moat]

that's darktide 2

[elder merlin]

I wish

[lilac crag]

I named my dog Bloodhounder in a homage to my time with apex legends

I was a bloodhound/octane main

[obtuse oak]

LOL I understand the hesitation though

[lilac crag]

participated in tournaments until I couldn't because of being 16 at the time

[orchid skiff]

Why run off when you can pee on her and stake your claim ? Are you stupid ?

[obtuse oak]

"hold on, stand still. i need to pee."

[rocky moat]

darktide 3 is a pvpve game where you play as either or

[tired steeple]

Dip dip dip uhh what was I gonna say

[elder merlin]

Darktide 3 is when you play as the tau and @lethal socket is the final boss

[tired steeple]

Who did you main in titanfall 2

If you count that as a game with “mains”

[little marten]

We haven’t gotten to that stage just yet

[rocky moat]

aw HELL naw

[lilac crag]

titan or class?

[tired steeple]

Both

My main titan was scorch

[lilac crag]

papa scorch

[rocky moat]

actually hat game has two types of mains cus of titans and class

[odd minnow]

im just saying, if you make kind marines then expect people to tell you it's cringe when you show it to them in the community

[rocky moat]

phase shift ronin

[tired steeple]

My main class was the fast stim one

[lilac crag]

I loved being a fat fucker and his incineration execution was my fav in the whole game

[obtuse oak]

monarch

[lilac crag]

my favorite class tho? mmm

[rocky moat]

ninja stars of any kind mastiff/kraber wingman

[tired steeple]

Monarch… monaaaarch… flying one?

[lilac crag]

I liked grapple and kunai

[tired steeple]

Railgun?

[obtuse oak]

i lived to steal batteries lol

[lilac crag]

the one that upgrades mid match

[tired steeple]

Oh kunai was super fun too

Oh yeah

[rocky moat]

northstar too

[obtuse oak]

those yoink anims were my fav

[tired steeple]

Monarch was super cool

[elder merlin]

Ronin was also fun

[half sage]

Did I miss some twitch drops? Im watching to get the Veteran stuff.. Was there other classes before this?

[tired steeple]

I played a good bit of Ion

[whole glade]

so you?

[tired steeple]

Cause Ion is simple and easy

[rocky moat]

i ran the trinity of monarch northstar ronin i didnt really like the bulkier titans outside of monarch

[lilac crag]

I used to main ronin but holy shit he took skill to properly 100 to 0 titans

[obtuse oak]

there was a psyker set in the past? i think? and some weapon skins way back.

[tired steeple]

I actually kinda hated ronin lol

[orchid skiff]

I liked northstar

[tired steeple]

Every ronin enemy I met? Dust in the wind

Gone

Dead

Exploded

I never encountered a skilled enemy ronin

[rocky moat]

i mean i never really saw ronin as a titan for 100-0ing

[half sage]

In the past as in, long(er) time ago? Im wondering if I missed something now, like these days since patch

[rocky moat]

at least how that phrase is used conventionally

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/titanfall-gif-21814257

get robbed idiot

god titanfall is so cool

[lilac crag]

you could do that if you had enough skill on ronin

[odd minnow]

you'll see i guess

[tired steeple]

Titanfall 3 right guys

Hahah… right?

[odd minnow]

dont say you weren't warned

[lilac crag]

his slashes and shotgun combo was severely underrated

[rocky moat]

mostly ronin was about hit and runs and conservving hp for when you really need it while cchunking at close range with good positioning

[obtuse oak]

in the past yes

[half sage]

thanks for answer

[obtuse oak]

you didnt miss anything if u got the vet stuff

[whole glade]

i am seeing you being a lore elitest 😭

[half sage]

Nice, thats what I wanted to know

[obtuse oak]

was ronin the titan with the phase shift?

[tired steeple]

Was there a titan with a minigun? I remember some sort of heavy titan

[obtuse oak]

i fucking hated that fucker.

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[obtuse oak]

monarch had the minigun

[rocky moat]

it is

[lilac crag]

yeh, I forgot his name. I think it was just heavy

[tired steeple]

I countered him by just using my scorch shield against him

[rocky moat]

monarch had the machinegun

[obtuse oak]

oh right

[rocky moat]

the minigun was uh

[tired steeple]

Yeah monarch must have been another one I played

[rocky moat]

i forgor its name actually

[obtuse oak]

right yes minigun was separate

[tired steeple]

I think I just enjoyed the heavy bulky titans

[obtuse oak]

missiles also?

[rocky moat]

legion

[whole glade]

what was the fire guy?

[obtuse oak]

scorch

[rocky moat]

yeah monarch had uhhhhhh

[tired steeple]

Scorch

[whole glade]

hell yeah

[rocky moat]

yea

[tired steeple]

Maybe it was legion then?

actually yeah I remember now

Tried playing monarch

[rocky moat]

yeah legion probably

[tired steeple]

Couldn’t understand them

[lilac crag]

slash wave
shotgun dump
melee
you use your combo to counter? phase dash
wave slash
shotgun dump
executed

[tired steeple]

Went with legion

[lilac crag]

minigun is legion yeh

[obtuse oak]

monarch getting the insanely stacked shield values if u kept stealing batteries was so funny. eventually you could 1v1 anyone

[rocky moat]

monarch was so dastardly if you could get the upgrades too

[obtuse oak]

at least thats what i remember. been a while

[lilac crag]

I had lobbies where I was in execution state but I had shields so they struggled getting close, it's so funny

[tired steeple]

Cause monarch was pretty hard to play. I’m not really a “requires skill to play” person. I like the more simple and easy things

[rocky moat]

eh i dont think monarcch rlly required skill as much as self preservation and picking your fights early on

on top of also like

[tired steeple]

True

[rocky moat]

knowing what upgrades are good (which tbf was most of them)

[odd minnow]

i'm not being elitist you're just being new

[tired steeple]

Did northstar ever get good

[lilac crag]

on monarch my fav playstyle was to remain unassuming

[tired steeple]

I remember them being kinda doo doo

[whole glade]

ive been playing and painting warhammer for 5 years

[lilac crag]

not really

[obtuse oak]

yea monarch was about playing it safe and being an opportunistic lil shit

[tired steeple]

Cause flying up made you a target

[lilac crag]

they never got proper buffs

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

[rocky moat]

eh? northstar was never rlly bad imo

[tired steeple]

Yeah my mains would have been scorch, ion, legion

[rocky moat]

just requires really good positioning an d being aware of what your abilities do

[odd minnow]

and i know plenty of tabletop players who never lifted a single book. doesn't mean anything

tabletop is where you get the most amount of lore ignorance lol

[tired steeple]

Charlotte you’re probably better at games than me tbh so I’ll take your word

[rocky moat]

eh fair

i dont think its rlly mechanical skill at least

[orchid skiff]

northstar was hard to play but rewarding

[lilac crag]

this is said for any other titan though

[tired steeple]

See you know about positioning and that. I dunno about that. I kinda just run around and shoot things

[rocky moat]

just like, knowing how and when to use abilities

[rocky moat]

es but it's a sniper class so the reward is inherently much higher

for being able to execute your business

[lilac crag]

Legion is a 1:1 of this tactic and he unironically got better value than Northstar, while also being a direct counter to Northstar

[rocky moat]

your only real competition was tone which

was more of a chip dealer

[tired steeple]

Tone tone toneeee uhh

Single shot

[lilac crag]

the rocket guy

[tired steeple]

Then lock on rockets?

Yeah

[lilac crag]

that tracks you

yehhh

[rocky moat]

legion did not get etter value at northstar's job unless it was a shit northstar

yeah

[tired steeple]

He was mean from what I remember

[rocky moat]

northstar's main draw is positioning as opposed to aiming because titan's are big ass targets

[whole glade]

that also includes reading, the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of rude people who shit on people's question/ideas

[rocky moat]

so using your snares properly aswell as knowing when you can or can't hover

[lilac crag]

if both players are good it is generally more threatening for Legion to exist than Northstar

[rocky moat]

(like hovering over cover to get peakshots on people)

[rocky moat]

yes but

[lilac crag]

Northstar is good at chunking you but legion does not let you go off his sights at all

[rocky moat]

two legions or a legion and a northstar and that dynamic changes

or a northstar who's nested in a dangerous to assault position taking huge damage popshots at you

the thing about northstar is that it puts in tremendous work against ronins and medium titans

[lilac crag]

she doesn't have the health to nest that position for long is the thing

[rocky moat]

that's. why you have to choose your positioning wisely though

[elder merlin]

[rocky moat]

your leverage your speed to get out of your nest when you need to

all while starting a goose chase that results in your enemy often taking way more damage than is worthwhile chasing you

[lilac crag]

if they're stupid

[tired steeple]

They usually are tbf

[odd minnow]

you asked the lore question and you get mad when i tell you how the setting works

[rocky moat]

well no youre putting your opponent in an unwinnable situation

either they dont chase you

and you keep chipping with huge damage railgun shots

or they chase you and eat huge damage railgun shots

but maybe put a dent in your hp

[zenith glade]

Neeeeerdz

[lilac crag]

you REALLY shouldn't chase a Northstar, that's gonna end with you in a snare or ulted

it's ironically better to just take your chances with her railgun cus other titan guns can keep up, like tone or ions

[rocky moat]

the thing about northstar is that when you're good at positioning the only real titans that can do anything about you are long range, at which you can outsnipe, or ronin's which are ronins

[tired steeple]

See in this situation I do this neat little trick called leaving my titan and just going back to shooting people regularly

[whole glade]

mad? nah just disappointed at the fact me and you share the same hobbies

[rocky moat]

ion's (primary) gun sucks really bad unless u mean the psuedo primary everyone uses instead

ton e maybe but you can and will get outsniped if you dont have your shield up

[odd minnow]

im sad i share oxygen with the nazis in the community tbh

[lilac crag]

you think ion's gun sucks?

[elder merlin]

Damn

[lilac crag]

[tired steeple]

I did tbh

I thought it underperformed

[rocky moat]

this is another thing i liked about northstar

[whole glade]

how did we get on topic of nzis

[tired steeple]

Does monarch use the same model as BT

[rocky moat]

if you jus leave the ai to its devices you get prettty good value so you can pincer people and do more advanced tactics by being out of your titan

[odd minnow]

idk i wanted to just agree with you on something

[lilac crag]

close

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah it’s really cool

Plus sometimes you’d just see “you killed (player name)” randomly when walking around

[zenith glade]

U dont need w read books

Jist ea tthem

[obtuse oak]

Monarch is a salvaged and repurposed Vanguard chassis, which is what BT is. Or something like that

[zenith glade]

I have eaten 24 books

[tired steeple]

Oh that’s cool

[lilac crag]

yeah this

[rocky moat]

did you absorb t heir knowledge

[tired steeple]

Man titanfall lore would so cool if it was expanded huh

[orchid skiff]

I will eat you and absorb your knowledge

[tired steeple]

With like

Maybe a third game

Like some sort of titanfall 3

[obtuse oak]

Can't do that. Take this BR instead

[tired steeple]

I actually would have liked that apex game

[whole glade]

why would i wanna agree with a rude person who treated me like i was an idiot and said "THaTs NoT hoW tHE sETTing wOrKS"

[tired steeple]

Not legends. I’m not really into battle royale. But I actually think that other apex game they planned then cancelled would have been cool

My bloody issue with apex is that it looks honestly nothing like titanfall

[zenith glade]

Make nice spac emarines

[tired steeple]

Tf you mean Father Pucci is in the same game as regular soldier man 3?

[zenith glade]

It's cool 2 be Kind and Stuff

Lamenter..

[rocky moat]

i think.. i think i miss my bt-7274

[zenith glade]

Blood Angel..

[tired steeple]

I did that but they aren’t very kind

[whole glade]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[tired steeple]

Emperor’s children redux

[zenith glade]

Silly meanders

Ultramarines to an extent

[tired steeple]

Lamenters are my favourite chapter though

[zenith glade]

A lot of them are unusually merciful

Even for just normal humans

[tired steeple]

Then raven guard then uhh crimson fists

It changes sometimes

[zenith glade]

Except the Mortifactors

[rocky moat]

40k fans when yyou wanna be like nice and stuff instead of ripping innocent peoples faces off and eating it for no reason

[zenith glade]

My super cool space marine oc

[tired steeple]

I mean I think doing that is cool too

Khorne and slaanesh both approve

[rocky moat]

well me too i am a big fan of the night lords

but i think its cool to like

wanna be nicce and stuff too

[whole glade]

Mine is Dark Angels, Sharky bois, annnddd Legio Damnatorium

[zenith glade]

Death Captain Childripper Babystomper of the Orphanslayers

[tired steeple]

I’m glad rogue trader allows you to actually put some hope into the game

[rocky moat]

cus if everyone's flaying people it isn't special anymore

[zenith glade]

(Loyalist)

[rocky moat]

yurp

[tired steeple]

I think dark heresy is probably gonna allow some hope as well

Something like uhh what is it they say

[lavish crown]

Guys question is there a way to make it so ur the only one o. The hub?

[zenith glade]

Lamenterz..

[tired steeple]

“Setting is grimdark. Stories don’t have to be”

[zenith glade]

So peam..

[obtuse oak]

grimdark is only good with a little bit of hopium.

[tired steeple]

Yeah that too

[lavish crown]

Cuz some how i dont lag as mutch like that when on the prolauge

[zenith glade]

This gloop gets it

[whole glade]

Say that again...

[obtuse oak]

people trying to do good against the backdrop of the horrific imperium regime make for compelling protags

[tired steeple]

Like I love how everything sucks. It’s awesome. But some people slipping through the awful gaze and grip of the imperium and actually making something nice and liveable feels more real than everyone always being in awful turmoil all the time. And there is that. It’s awesome

[zenith glade]

Short story wherein a black templar neophyte is trying out to be a brother for the upteenth time

Spares a hereticla woman and her two children

[tired steeple]

Black templars just take scouts right

[zenith glade]

Returns to barge

[tired steeple]

From wherever

[zenith glade]

"U shouldnt of spared them bro. Neophyte for u"

[whole glade]

ye like my captain being a traumatized kind hearted leader of my army

[zenith glade]

Still one of the cooler, sadder stories

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s especially when doing good comes at a cost

*especially good when

[zenith glade]

Hate black tenplarz..

Hate dark angelz..

[tired steeple]

Are you sleepy or something today

[lilac crag]

I think in gonna play tf2 again today

[zenith glade]

Luv me lamenties.. luv me raptorz.. luv me covenant of fire

Shrimple as

[tired steeple]

Titanfall 2 or team fortress 2?

[lilac crag]

nto today cus I don't have my stuff set up yet

[lilac crag]

titanfall

[tired steeple]

Aw swag

[lilac crag]

kicks ur ribs

[tired steeple]

I reply the campaign occasionally. Or I used to before I moved to playstation

*replay

[zenith glade]

Bites ur leg and givez u rabiez

[lilac crag]

I loved to play frontier

[lilac crag]

goon

[zenith glade]

[whole glade]

stalks you and consume yo skin cuz it looked yummy

[obtuse oak]

love me exorcists

[zenith glade]

True

[obtuse oak]

oaths of damnation is a pretty good read

[tired steeple]

I love exorcists too

[zenith glade]

Theyre very interesting and cool

[tired steeple]

Only learned about them recently

[zenith glade]

FUCK minotaurs

[obtuse oak]

"why do we do what we do?"

"idk man. duty."

[tired steeple]

But they’ve risen high into my list

[zenith glade]

FUCK THE MINOTAURS !

Lamenters killed a bunch in the Badab War

Good..

[obtuse oak]

all of their personality and humanity is burned out of them along with their soul and all that remains is this implacable dornian sense of duty

[tired steeple]

Lamenters are also relatively stable now. Somehow

[obtuse oak]

it's peak

[tired steeple]

I guess their curse was temporary

[zenith glade]

Unless ur a certain dw blackshield lamenter dreadnought

[tired steeple]

Aha… yeah

[zenith glade]

Thinks he's the last lamenter left

[tired steeple]

That guy

[zenith glade]

Lamentable..

[timid lily]

the new crushers are overtuned, especially when you factor in that they still spawn in bulk, just played few h40 encoarching garden+rotten armour and damn

[rocky moat]

but but but

[little marten]

Skill issue

[zenith glade]

ALSO

[rocky moat]

we reduced spawn rates by 5% rounding up

[zenith glade]

Fuck the Mortifactors too

[rocky moat]

what do you mean that's not enough to ccompensate for doubling their hp

[timid lily]

lmao ikr?

[tired steeple]

Wonder if retributors will get a dlc for sm2

[zenith glade]

Abandoning the lamenters on slaughterhouse

[timid lily]

and i got one tapped by one, ogryn full hp with all defensive bonuses up

[rocky moat]

to be real

they should stop adding dlc and like

balance the game maybe

specifically buffing a class that's been undertuned since the game released

[zenith glade]

Nahhhh

They said no playtest cuz

[rocky moat]

you're right

[tired steeple]

What one

[zenith glade]

Players would focus on playing instead of testing

[tired steeple]

Assault?

[rocky moat]

((assault))

[zenith glade]

Unironically what they said btw

[obtuse oak]

yeah the 3d model artists should put down blender and start making balance changes

[rocky moat]

TRUE

they should

smh my head

[tired steeple]

Yeah sabre aren’t very smart at times are they

[zenith glade]

Nah u wouldnt get it habk

Hank

[rocky moat]

it's easy all u have to do is like say numbers

[tired steeple]

I love sm2 but

Yeah they have issues

[obtuse oak]

habk

[zenith glade]

They gotta make super detailed awesome drip

And then never release it

[tired steeple]

I hear a lot of really bad excuses for this game and sabre too

[zenith glade]

And let it sit as a digital paperweight in the files for the next dogshit pros crossover

[obtuse oak]

both are GW licensed products. curious

[tired steeple]

“It’s too expensive” they’re a game company

They aren’t a baby indie company

[rocky moat]

me on my way to the fight in the coolest armor known to man (i'm going to be slammed into a locker and given a swirlie at the same time 3 times consecutively by the enemies)

[obtuse oak]

oh they're still trying to make pros a thing?

[tired steeple]

“Fatshark can’t afford to put this enemy into the game”

What.

[tired steeple]

Unfortunately

[zenith glade]

Yep

[obtuse oak]

lol idiots.

[zenith glade]

Last armor was a pros event

Before the twitch armor

[obtuse oak]

small indie company, no bitching

[zenith glade]

The errant helmet (again) and some silly skull breastplate

[rocky moat]

look minis are expensive

can you really blame them

[zenith glade]

Yez.

[rocky moat]

mean

[tired steeple]

Aghh I suppose that’s true

[zenith glade]

Ur dayz r numbered .

[tired steeple]

Cica I like how you type it’s silly

[obtuse oak]

all of our days are numbered.

[rocky moat]

if u think about it

everyone's days are numbered

[obtuse oak]

the universe will blink once and all of us will be dead and our civilizations turned to dust.

[rocky moat]

except me ofc

my days are un numbered

[zenith glade]

Numbered theme

Zoooooorrgy

[rocky moat]

this implies u can count to infinite

impressive

[zenith glade]

Tanketh oomf

[tired steeple]

Of course

[zenith glade]

I type like thiz cuz it lookz zilly

[amber delta]

cold indifference of the vast timeless universe vs indomitable human spirit

[zenith glade]

Makez the mood ,, alway zilly ,,

[orchid skiff]

the fuck is an ouppling

explain yourself

[zenith glade]

Flip u mother flipper

[orchid skiff]

I will kill you

[zenith glade]

U got imag permz taken away from uz

[tired thicket]

Something we dip in acid

[zenith glade]

Spitz at u

I owe u NATHING

NAAATHING !

[orchid skiff]

I will dip you in acid

[zenith glade]

Least of all an ex paw natione ,,

[obtuse oak]

i dont understand how cica types like this so quickly. like it's second nature. the codeswitching gotta be insane

[tired thicket]

U ready for the acid

[zenith glade]

🥁

If u look at my old messagez

[rocky moat]

darktide gang wars

[zenith glade]

From when i joined back around the closed beta teste

[rocky moat]

😭

[zenith glade]

I basically talked the same

But chuddy wut if..

It won't .

[rocky moat]

yup

[tired thicket]

I bet you stink

[rocky moat]

i think this is what i sound like in vc

[somber stream]

3 hours till sweet release

FRIDAY

[zenith glade]

I zound

MANLY and COOLE

Ij vc .

[ripe tangle]

Licht dies in 3 hours

[zenith glade]

Like a baws .

[ripe tangle]

what a shame

[rocky moat]

i sound NOT likee that

[ripe tangle]

I liked him

[somber stream]

Damn

There's so much to do

[ripe tangle]

so little time

[tired steeple]

I am not much of a vcer

Too shy

[orchid skiff]

i sound awesome

i don't like to talk though

[zenith glade]

Duality of darktide discorde

[somber stream]

Gonna have to call a raincheck on that weekend Darktide match

[rocky moat]

i dont vc mucch either at least with people i dont know quite well (or friends of friends)

[zenith glade]

Met my supreme grand oomfz here

[somber stream]

Another lifetime, perhaps

[zenith glade]

W random vcin

Playin tuoyz

[tired steeple]

My gf says that a lot

[somber stream]

We frenz?

[tired steeple]

“Play touys with me”

[rocky moat]

sure

[zenith glade]

And also some of the most pawful chudz on this side of the Earf

[obtuse oak]

you sound like what cica writes like?

dawg i dont even know how to sound any of that out

[tired steeple]

I don’t consider anyone here my friend (yet) but I like most of you

[somber stream]

Not really, she sounds like a normal human female person

[zenith glade]

I type like i talke

[rocky moat]

in some capacity yes i think so

[zenith glade]

Dat y it zecond nature ..

[rocky moat]

wow ok

[orchid skiff]

that's crazy i have a different voice in my mind for everyone

[rocky moat]

we got a fun ruiner here

can't even lie on the internet anymore man

[zenith glade]

Yam

[obtuse oak]

i would say something fun about my voice but you can hear me talk on my yt channel, alas. no tomfoolery. i have normal man voice

[tired steeple]

Imagining Charlotte as a propah English lady hut she’s probably from cockney or something

[zenith glade]

Yam will vouch 4 me

I zoujd like

Chad super cool mcawesome manly dude right

[orchid skiff]

it's not too late to delete your youtube channel and lie

[rocky moat]

i can't describe my accent

ask alexander

[obtuse oak]

but i like my yt channel

[tired steeple]

Oh? Interesting

[molten matrix]

cica is the bestest friend you can have

[zenith glade]

Just reported this yt channel called hank

[orchid skiff]

the biggest sacrifices require the strongest wills

[obtuse oak]

charlotte is br*tish? rip

[zenith glade]

So many toxic tidetuberz ..

Smh my heade ..

[tired steeple]

I don’t really have voices of what you all sound like

[zenith glade]

[rocky moat]

i am no such thing

[orchid skiff]

you sound a little like tanjiro

[tired steeple]

Idk her name is just proper and posh so I was joking but she didn’t deny it

Oh nvm

[obtuse oak]

wait alex/charlotte, which one of you is planning to move to the other?

[obtuse oak]

oh good

[rocky moat]

me im moving

[molten matrix]

THE META VETERAN BUILD (dont mention the fact that the build was created with no havoc rank)

[tired steeple]

Oh god his dub voice is awful. Thanks I think?

[obtuse oak]

from where to where?

[orchid skiff]

who tf listens to dub

[rocky moat]

america to

[tired steeple]

My brother

[rocky moat]

somewhere

[zenith glade]

America to

[orchid skiff]

don't ever talk about dub again i will fly into a blind rage

[molten matrix]

the fullmetal alchemist dub is genuinely good

[zenith glade]

Antarctica land

[obtuse oak]

yas girl get that bread

[rocky moat]

sigh

you caught me

[obtuse oak]

last chopper outta vietnam girl get the fuck OUT

[tired steeple]

Castlevania dub is really goid

Good

[rocky moat]

im moving to antarctica..

[zenith glade]

Yaaas kween zlaaaaay

[rocky moat]

yup

[zenith glade]

Another day another zlaaaaaay

[tired steeple]

Is Alexander an Inuit?!

[zenith glade]

Period iggggg ✨️ 💅 🍵

[orchid skiff]

he's a vampire

[tired steeple]

Woow I didn’t know they had internet down there that’s insane

[orchid skiff]

alexander lives in a very big castle in an area that's always raining and thundering

[rocky moat]

im moving into that ccastle

[zenith glade]

In you at

Im mvoin into ur wallz

I am here naow .

[orchid sigil]

lol they made us all shout for the emperor on the mournigstar

[tired steeple]

Charlotte trying to rizz up dracula

[zenith glade]

Estin the cotton candy i nhere mm so yumy..

[orchid skiff]

you ain't moving shit i'm fucking dipping you in acid

[obtuse oak]

just dox him, wtf

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s awesome. Wish it happened more often

[rocky moat]

i'm acid immune

[tired steeple]

Talking to cica

[rocky moat]

ask them yourself :D

[tired steeple]

Oh yeah I need to remember to say them

[surreal ermine]

NEW! DARKTIDE HAVOC 40 VETERAN REWORK | RECON LASGUN VET | IS VETERAN OP?!?!?!

[tired steeple]

More often

Not he

I mean they also use he but still

They is first so it’s probably preferred

[molten matrix]

crit chance and thrust on dueling sword

when you could just have unyielding flak uncanny relentless strikes

[rocky moat]

i will b e honest even i doint really know i just use they most of the time anyways

truly an enigma

[tired steeple]

Makes sense

[obtuse oak]

@lilac crag where u at big dawg

[rocky moat]

likely Doin stuff

[tired steeple]

A j*b perhaps

W*rking maybe

[rocky moat]

nah

grabbing things and what have you

[tired steeple]

Ah I see

[obtuse oak]

no i mean physically in the world. which continent, if country is too specific

[orchid skiff]

wait alexander is 18.. met charlotte at 16... charlotte is makima irl confirmed ?

[obtuse oak]

that young??? omg puppy love

wait they played titanfall 2. i dont believe it

[rocky moat]

(they're a month older than me)

[orchid skiff]

FUCK

back to the drawing board

[tired steeple]

This reminds me that I call my gf a hot milf cause she’s a month older than me

We’re 22

[rocky moat]

based

[orchid skiff]

try calling her mom

[tired steeple]

I do

[somber stream]

[rocky moat]

europe

[obtuse oak]

oh we're talking upgrades upgrades

[tired steeple]

Eastern Europe they’ve said

[orchid skiff]

why you being so secretive of his location when he reveals where he lives daily

[rocky moat]

yup

[tired steeple]

What if it actually is Albania lol

[rocky moat]

im not

but if you wanna know just ask em

siiigh you guys ccaught me

that really cool albanian guy i was telling you about

that was alexander.. siiighh..

[tired steeple]

Aha the case has been cracked

[rocky moat]

yup totally

[obtuse oak]

that american girl i mentioned earlier eventually got into another ldr with a german guy and emigrated there a few years ago. american girls using love to escape america, classic

[tired steeple]

Anywhere else is better

[orchid skiff]

goddamn immigrants. we need to build a wall

[obtuse oak]

'using' in a loose sense. i am not implying it is opportunistic

[rocky moat]

ofc ofc lol

[tired steeple]

Unless it’s the capitalist hell of Korea

Or the depressing grey England

[orchid skiff]

immigrating to korea sucks ?

[obtuse oak]

oh i was in his neck of the woods last month

[orchid skiff]

i've never heard anyone talk about korea actually

[obtuse oak]

went on vacation to north macedonia for a week

[tired steeple]

A lot of Korea sucks

[orchid skiff]

no clue if it's good or not

[obtuse oak]

close to the albanian border

nice area, good times.

[tired steeple]

A lot of worker abuse and the like

[rocky moat]

oh i wasn't bein serious

[obtuse oak]

[rocky moat]

i love lying on thje internet for no reason

[orchid skiff]

professional edger

[obtuse oak]

dont play games with me kid. im too old for this malarkey.

[tired steeple]

Ah right I understand now. Alexander is Romanian. Direct descendant of Vlad Tepes

[orchid skiff]

i told you he's a vampire

[rocky moat]

haha old!!

[orchid skiff]

the hints were there all along

[tired steeple]

It’s almost like… she shouldn’t give you that Malarkey…

[obtuse oak]

back in my day we would just have honest and sincere conversations with each other on the internet

kids these days only know irony and ohio and skibidi. smh my head

[tired steeple]

Lying is really fun though

[orchid skiff]

and the conversations would start with a/s/l

[tired steeple]

You can just tell people shit

[rocky moat]

smh my head

[obtuse oak]

i think lying is bad actually

[rocky moat]

(m e too)

[tired steeple]

Unless it’s something serious but it’s fun to just go “did you hear about this?”
“No what happened?”
“It didn’t happen”

[rocky moat]

preposterous

[rocky radish]

Eh. People are stupid enough as it is. We don’t need to feed them more false information

[rocky moat]

it is veryn fun do do that

[tired steeple]

“Did you know if you press this button, a thing happens?”
“Really?”
“No”

[rocky moat]

more false info

[orchid skiff]

there are no vampires in america
although i used to think romania was in america because scoobydoo is an american show and they always showed vampires

[rocky moat]

wrong there's one

[obtuse oak]

insert your country here education lmao L

[rocky moat]

fax

[obtuse oak]

you know what that is?

what about vhs tapes

[tired steeple]

Oh I had those

Barney

Land before time

[tired steeple]

Dunno about any others but I remember we had those two

[rocky moat]

i've held one before

[tired steeple]

Oh thomas the tank engine

[rocky radish]

They still use fax machines as the primary method of sending information in my company

[rocky moat]

astounding i know

[tired steeple]

And uhh that’s all I remember

[obtuse oak]

i had snow white on vhs and i had a big ol crush on her. watched it all the time

[obtuse oak]