general-chat

[somber stream]

Then valid nickname!

[elder merlin]

The packmaster?

[fair bridge]

exporting footage now

[blissful kiln]

man-catchers

[rocky radish]

I’m curious, is there a particular class that is best for speed? Nothing to do with combat, just pure running speed & passive stamina regen

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna ping the three of you and i want you to tell me if the trapper sounds you hear in the video sound the same as the ones you hear in your game

[arctic escarp]

hookers

[rocky moat]

probably zealot i think

[elder merlin]

Zealot? I mean, Vet has a movement passive in his tree, but not sure how useful it actually is

[rocky moat]

i know what trappers sound like

[elder merlin]

But isnt Zealot fast?

[tawny dew]

they smell cheese in your pockets

[hazy kestrel]

Yeagh. Zealot probably

[somber stream]

I'm telling you, it's inconsistent. Sometimes it works fine, others it doesn't

[rocky moat]

when you hear their audio queue yes they're easy to deal with bbut the issue is that sometimes it literally does not play

[fair bridge]

i know but i'm trying to gauge whether some of the cues you hear in my footage are the same volume as the ones in your games

[somber stream]

Not saying the audio doesn't work at all

[rocky radish]

Thanks. I want to try making a fast character purely for the lols (not in public games)

[rocky moat]

^

[fair bridge]

i know!!!!!!

i'm talking about volume

[clever horizon]

yeah psyker is my fav class still

[somber stream]

Do it
Go pub

[whole glade]

im going to eat someone whole

[fair bridge]

yeah pick loner

[slow flume]

zealot,

[fair bridge]

oh wait

[somber stream]

Dead!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rocky moat]

loner is DEAD

[hazy kestrel]

[slow flume]

my favorite class is veteran because I am a basic bitch

[rocky moat]

we brought it out back to the shed

[slow flume]

yet that being said I still can't put together a good outfit for my veteran 💔

[hazy kestrel]

Same, until I converted to the church of the thammer bonk.

[tawny dew]

only the talent not the playstyle

[fair bridge]

this game footage is gonna be a little cringe because we were doing some weird shit at the beginning

[rocky radish]

I have a crew of 2 others. Gonna make them make fast characters too. If a 4th random joins they will be in for the shortest (successful) run ever

[fair bridge]

one of them (the psyker i think) ended up beneath the bridge fighting some captain that i don't think we even had to fight since he spawned off our path

[rocky moat]

the playstyle was never alive to begin with

[slow flume]

my zealot looks awesome and i also use mostly hammer sometimes big sword 1 or big sword 2

[tawny dew]

tell that to sanic the zealot

[rocky moat]

is psyker the new arbites or som e shit

[elder merlin]

Shame

[fair bridge]

if anyone tells you that there is a "loner" playstyle they probably listen to twenty one pilots and thought idubbbz was the shit

[fair bridge]

idk this guy was wacky!!!!

[slow flume]

I had to turn on the highlight for arbotr dogs cuz I kept shooting at them thinking their pox hounds

[fair bridge]

got totally separated at the end of chasm logistratum and could not find his way back up for some reason

[tawny dew]

you can build some wacky stuff with psyker between souldblaze or scriers gaze

[fair bridge]

even though there are crates that you can jump on to get you to the extraction ramp...................

[slow flume]

i hope we get a skitarii or tech adept next

[hazy kestrel]

Agreed, but not until vets gets the heavy mg in the class art

[serene gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/feel-good-valheim-dead-wasted-gif-27559648

[slim iris]

If you're constantly critting with mettle, psyker is fastest I'm pretty sure

[slow flume]

all I want for Christmas is a las cannon for ogryn

[rocky moat]

constant ccrit means no sprint but

[fair bridge]

i'm getting recommended deadliest catch clips on my page and it's making me consider how silly it is that men and women will literally die to catch crabs that will pretty much only be eaten by the most insufferable pieces of shit on planet earth (fine diners)

[rocky moat]

you can stack that with scrier movement speed

[slim iris]

Knife sprint heavy

[hazy kestrel]

Big Man’s gonna have to get in line, vet got a karking melee after 10 months of waiting.

[somber stream]

Mmmmm, crabs

[hazy kestrel]

Crabs are tasty, go right through me though

[slim iris]

Plus an autogun to quick swap and shoot with

[slow flume]

ogryn still has the least amount of weapons 💔

[somber stream]

They are, but too much work needed to cook ‘em

[hazy kestrel]

I’m mad that the melee we got was a variant of the power sword pal. At that point just copy paste the relic blade mechanic on the existing power sword. Power Falchion was a waste of a weapon addition, there I said it.

[fair bridge]

how much do commercial crabbers even make??

[arctic escarp]

when can I put shemaghs on my zealot

let me cosplay a mujahideen

[rocky radish]

Interesting. I was playing with a psyker today who was the fastest person i’ve ever seen. But they were very helpful when needed and absolutely melted bosses

[arctic escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759140916375453718/918487377897484298/caption_3.gif

[slow flume]

ogryn should get a heavy Bolter and a lascanon and power fists or claws

[low hemlock]

Yeah maybe Vets shouldn’t have gotten new weapons

Fatshark take note of this feedback‼️‼️‼️‼️

[hazy kestrel]

I will die on this hill. WHERE’S MY VOLLEYGUN FAT SHARK.

[slow flume]

the only weapon I want for veteran is a long las

like thatll ever happen

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, a single melee variant of a weapon that essentially already exists, and some variants of bolters / bolt pistols which are also existing weapons. Riveting indeed.

[clever horizon]

i like both

[slow flume]

if we get another class id want it to either be a tech adept with a cool extra arm like the guy in roige trader, or a skitarii so we can have the comically long rifle

[clever horizon]

ogryn punching weapon 😌

[hazy kestrel]

Fair, but I don’t think it’s too big a bridge to cross when I say that vet should have gotten another unique ranged weapon after 10 months of silence.

[hazy kestrel]

Brass knuckles for Big Man when?

[tawny dew]

Next class is just going to be a sentient dueling sword. Its gained too much power

[slow flume]

veteran is the every man he's supposed to be the class you use the non-unique weapons on

[slim iris]

But there are people who really really like activating the weapon and then swinging twice and then activating the weapon and then swinging it twice for thirty minutes straight

[blissful kiln]

2 variants, and it doesn't function like any other vet melee

[hazy kestrel]

Might as well be at this point pal

[slim iris]

So what would those people do if their weapon was turned into something that was actually interactive :(

[low hemlock]

Oi at least be grateful u vets got a new toy

while us Ogryns get nothing💢

[hazy kestrel]

Well as far as I can tell, it’s just the power sword with the relic blade mechanic and a different-ish moveset.

[slim iris]

I'm not vet and I like that another power weapon was added

[slow flume]

okay but like as opposed to what swinging only then block maybe

[hazy kestrel]

Same thing in my eyes, just different coats of paint.

[slim iris]

I just took the opportunity to shit on psword

[clever horizon]

ogryn neglect is real

[arctic escarp]

power falchion is sadly underwhelming 🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid.

[blissful kiln]

so a completely different weapon

[slow flume]

I think they should just let ogryns go in with their bare hands

[blissful kiln]

yes

[arctic escarp]

why tf it doesnt even get Rampage

[slim iris]

If they made it with good combos then you are free to do that

[arctic escarp]

actually fuck

[clever horizon]

tiniest range ever too

[slim iris]

Psword does not combo

[low hemlock]

So true twin…..

[slim iris]

They activate shing shing

[low hemlock]

💔🥀

[hazy kestrel]

Well yeah, ever so slightly if you want to go into the particular details.

[arctic escarp]

it has Wrath, but not Savage Sweep

FS works in esoteric ways

[slow flume]

i want ogryn to have brass knuckles

[blissful kiln]

perfect block blessings

kekw

[arctic escarp]

like who tf do perfect block in a game that gives you i frames

[hazy kestrel]

I’m tired of waiting for a heavy mg boss. So damn tired.

[slim iris]

Perfect block blessings on neither of the weapons whose special is a parry, which counts as block and already incentivizes timing it

[arctic escarp]

yea

[slim iris]

Wonderful work, another 8 trillion to Israel

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[slow flume]

perfect block??? I'm playing scrier psyker bitch, we clown in this mfer better take yo sensitive ass back to zealot🔥

[low hemlock]

Sssix….seven‼️

[elder merlin]

[arctic escarp]

I WILL TAKE MY SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO ZEALOT

[lean spindle]

the new units are pure trash, No clear telegrah until is to late and snipe you from afar

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

what units

ah

[elder merlin]

Its a hyena

[clever horizon]

hey so i played today and its not harder than i remember. i played gunker

[lean spindle]

plasma gunners

[hazy kestrel]

This implies that I’ve ever left zealot.

[fair bridge]

you did a sneaky edit

[slow flume]

scrier melee psyker is the ideal darktide experience, just scream while borderline invincible and also on the verge of dying at the same time, its perfect

[elder merlin]

Feels harder than i remember, maybe i just got bad at the game

[low hemlock]

Nooo don’t do ut Pal!!!

at least take bar of soap with yah

🧼

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

i eet soap

[arctic escarp]

my body is ready

[lean spindle]

is not fun getting snipe from afar at least snipers telegrah but the plasma gunner simple shoot to fast and there is no way to tell until is to late is just no fun we need clear way to tell where they are before gun down

[fair bridge]

no

more bullshit please

[low hemlock]

just charge em. me stumped em real gud

[slow flume]

my only two pkyker loadouts are peril maxxing with where im constantly about to explode and also my peril barely decays and im made out of mobian steel and my other loadout if scier melee where I scream and do nothing but mash melee and the scrier button cause it has a like 2 second cooldown

[lean spindle]

from fatshark you can 100% expect that

[slow flume]

this is why i use the bullet block with psykers force swords, aka ogryn shield but better

[hazy kestrel]

Arby shotgun / execution order highlighting goes brrr pal. Just hold w and keep firing, you’ll be fine.

[fair bridge]

why are you replying to me? you're a stranger.

[tawny dew]

Im addicted to scriers the other two abilities havnt existed to me since I found it

[fair bridge]

i'm scared now

[grim hornet]

boo

[slow flume]

literally its so goated, with the right perk set you can basically always be in scriers its awesome

[elder merlin]

Should give them that rings/laser that godzilla singular point does when its chargin

[grim hornet]

anyone else getting an error signing in rn?

[elder merlin]

That'd be neat

[fair bridge]

you're banned

[rocky moat]

i hope they buff venting shriek to make it acctually do something because scriers just does what it does but better

[tawny dew]

add disrupt destiny and its just soo much warp steroids

[slow flume]

I use venting shriek on my perill maxing build

[low hemlock]

then em same Rejects will complain about not knowing which laser is sniper or plamsa

[fair bridge]

5 people died in this deadliest catch video what the fuck is the point of getting these stupid fucking crabs

[slow flume]

simple give them blue laser

[arctic escarp]

I use

[elder merlin]

Its easy though, one would be blue and the other red

[blissful kiln]

money

[rocky moat]

if it was worth it do you think they'd be making videos on it aswell

[tawny dew]

Be cool if they shot too much they also exploaded

[blissful kiln]

they're not getting paid in crabs

[fair bridge]

the money could not possibly be that good

[slow flume]

imagine dying to a fucking crab.. holy skill issue

[rocky moat]

actually true

[elder merlin]

Listen, im just a simple man of the people trying to give fatshark some good ideas, lord knows they need 'em sometimes

[blissful kiln]

people go to war for money

[elder merlin]

That was how Amelia was speculated to have died

[fair bridge]

How are crab fishers typically paid?
A crab fisher is usually paid a percentage of the boat's overall catch, something commonly referred to as a crew share. The more crabs that a boat catches during its time at sea, the more income the crab fisher earns. More experienced crab fishers who have been with the company longer often receive a greater share than less experienced crew members.
Average crab fisher's salary
According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, the median average wage for fishing workers, including crab fishers, was $28,530 in May 2017. The highest 10% earned more than $48,170. Other related jobs include deckhands, who make an average salary of $14.65 per hour with additional compensation of $5,000 per year in overtime, as well as boat captains, who make an average salary of $20.55 per hour.

fuck off

fuck you

that's fucking stupid

not you charlotte

i'm not saying fuck you

i mean like

[low hemlock]

[fair bridge]

in general "fuck you" to this job

[somber stream]

Crabbing is a good job mate

[rocky moat]

$20 an hour

[fair bridge]

RIGHT

[rocky moat]

actually insane

[tawny dew]

wow you get to travel so ungrateful money isnt everything /s

[low hemlock]

u say “fuck” alot there pal

Slannash in yah?

[fair bridge]

who the fuck is slannash

[rocky moat]

wait but you just said it

wait actually yeah who is that

[hazy kestrel]

[fair bridge]

imagine taking on a job with an incredibly high mortality rate just for $20/hr

[low hemlock]

Ok me will let it slide….

[rocky moat]

all i'm saying is

i could probably get at least 100 crabs before they got me

[fair bridge]

you're a hero

[rocky moat]

i do it for the people, not the money

[fair bridge]

this crabbing shit is so stupid

[crimson crane]

I don't think "you are not supposed to" argument is make any sense in this case, as any bladed weapons with blessings like uncanny strike exists, or at the very least they comes with pretty good dmg profile against carapace armor

[fair bridge]

$20 an hour and you're stuck on a shitty boat with a bunch of smelly old fuckers and one good stiff wind will get you killed

unreal

[crimson crane]

Weapons like dclaw and heavy sword is just not viable

In the context of the amount of armored enemies we get in the game

[tawny dew]

who would win a guy clad in hightly durable armor or a toothpick

[blissful kiln]

expenses are paid tho

food covered, no rent

etc.

[fair bridge]

waow ur right

[crimson crane]

It was already pretty bad at dealing with them

[somber stream]

I'd like to be a crabber for 2 weeks or so

[fair bridge]

i love eating canned bullshit while sleeping in a closet

[somber stream]

Would be fun

[blissful kiln]

20 dorra an hour is good for USA I think

[fair bridge]

it's not man

it's not even close to good

[arctic escarp]

sailing in general is pretty terrifying 💀

[blissful kiln]

and some like the adrenaline ig

[somber stream]

But, shanties

[fair bridge]

$20/hr is nothing

[crimson crane]

Now with buffed HP on crushers and some other stuff melee weapon choices are even narrower now

[serene gulch]

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[hazy kestrel]

Less than nothing lmao.

[serene gulch]

EMPEROR SHOW ME THE LIGHT

[somber stream]

Are you well my good man

[serene gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/alleria-blizzcon-1-gif-8736749266693091194

[somber stream]

Oh it's a zealot main. nvm

[blissful kiln]

your minimum wage is 7.25 dorra

20 is almost triple that

[fair bridge]

for sailing on a boat in the arctic circle??? you better be paying these guys at least $100k a year

[arctic escarp]

yo ho, all hands, HOIST THE COLORS HIGH

[tawny dew]

the more crew members thrown overboard after the haul the more you earn

[hazy kestrel]

I sure do love having worked so hard for my master’s and a double major in undergrad! Let’s see what the job market will pay me!

$15, take it or leave it.

[somber stream]

Heave ho, thieves and beggars. Never shall we die

[arctic escarp]

#zealot-class we're all special breeds here

[rocky moat]

thats federal but most states have their own that's usually like

[somber stream]

Get that shit away from me

[rocky moat]

double that

[fair bridge]

i cant tell if ur joking or not but i will assume you're serious - the cost of living in a lot of places in america is fucked at the moment (and has been fucked, but less so, for the past two decades) and the minimum wage is functionally insufficient for any single person to eke out even a meager living

[rocky moat]

and also that

[blissful kiln]

and yet

people live and buy iphones

hmm

[fair bridge]

would you live in poverty

[blissful kiln]

must be not so impossible after all

[arctic escarp]

maybe cuz theyre rich or have rich parents 🤔

[somber stream]

They won, they got us "comfortable" enough to ignore the other issues

[fair bridge]

where did the word "impossible" come into play here

[hazy kestrel]

And the idea of affordable healthcare? Don’t make me laugh lmao.

[blissful kiln]

poor iPhone users :(

[rocky moat]

people buy things that are borderline necessary in the modern day to like actually do shit

[arctic escarp]

like my american friend told me a US big mac cost like $10

[rocky moat]

this means poverty isn't real

checkmate

[tawny grail]

darktide general chat coming in hot lmao

[arctic escarp]

that is incomprehensible to my non american brain 💀

[trail isle]

What about iPhone users?

[fair bridge]

UR RITEEEE OMG

[blissful kiln]

with their 2k pcs playing 80$ games

[rocky moat]

i know people who have expensive stuff

[fair bridge]

debt doesn't even exist

[rocky moat]

poverty must not be real

[jaunty path]

We should triple world hunger

[fair bridge]

it's just some made up shit

[hazy kestrel]

Student debt? A myth for sure.

[fair bridge]

wdym i have to pay you back

hahahaha

nah bro

i'm goated

[trail isle]

Double it and give it to the next person

[hazy kestrel]

We can’t cancel student loan debt if they don’t exist! After all.

[tawny dew]

Yeah I cant wait to tell the homeless guys I see some guy owns an Iphone so poverty doesnt exist

[arctic escarp]

the celebration of the CEO's death is just a reflection of how fucked the US healthcare system is rn 💀

[rocky moat]

exactly

[arctic escarp]

you dont just celebrate people dying without pent up frustrations

[hazy kestrel]

Forgot about that.

[fair bridge]

i'm almost completely positive that guy was on the island

[rocky moat]

so called poverty believers when i show them the iphone

[blissful kiln]

homeless people don't work 20$/h jobs

they don't work period

[hazy kestrel]

Plenty of people in poverty work pal.

[fair bridge]

are you american gachi

[rocky moat]

yeah because more often than not they're not really allowed to because of how getting a job works, not to say none of them can

[somber stream]

I think Gachi is Asian

Or wait, Slav

[arctic escarp]

also afaik undocumented/invisible migrants make up a lot of essential work

[hazy kestrel]

They’re just stuck in the gutter thanks to the cycle of generational poverty and a lack of resources to meaningfully change their situations. Isn’t that nice?

[fair bridge]

gachi says get a job you homeless freak 🗣️

[blissful kiln]

no but I spent time in America, and I talk to Americans frequently

[rocky moat]

yup

[hazy kestrel]

The US runs on the labor of underpaid undocumented immigrants.

[fair bridge]

i guess they're all saying everything's actually great and things couldn't be better

[hazy kestrel]

All of our fancy schmancy livelihoods would not exist without them.

[arctic escarp]

like talking to americans frequently doesnt equate to having an understanding of the day to day living of US citizens xd

[rocky moat]

it's kinda crazy how it's beccome a semi ccommon sentiment and has been for a while that h omeless people are just lazy

[elder merlin]

Be anywhere away from the shoreline is a nightmare

[somber stream]

How did we ended up here again?

Ah right, crabs.

[hazy kestrel]

It’s depressing being someone who actually has a functioning brain here in the US / who is aware of social issues.

[blissful kiln]

all i know is that all those Americans that whine about being "poor" do that on social media from new iphones

[rocky moat]

crabs!

[somber stream]

The flow of this chat sometimes i swear

[arctic escarp]

actual poor americans dont go on social media

theyre too busy trying to survive day to day 😭

[rocky moat]

yeah lol

[blissful kiln]

they don't work 20$/s jobs either

[hazy kestrel]

Majoring in Political science has made me so jaded, but at least I’m aware of what’s going on in the world.

[somber stream]

Are you American

[thorny cave]

the internet is super accessible, burner phones are too- decent quality these days too.

[slow flume]

erm she was speculated to have died in the crash, or died as castaways, and the crabs are speculation as to why her body was never found 🤓☝️

[fair bridge]

there is something to be said of discussions that pertain to the status of economic health where one party is essentially (and, perhaps, willingly) oblivious to those who suffer in a broken system

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah pal.

[elder merlin]

Hearing the shit some day to day people has said has made me incredibly jaded

[arctic escarp]

yes but to equate poor people complaining being poor on social media = actual poor people is just....taking the wrong conclusion

[blissful kiln]

I know people like to create problems for themselves

[fair bridge]

someone lacks empathy here

[tawny dew]

Making 10$ per hour I had to live with 4 other people to afford rent for a 3 bed 2 bath that was 6 years ago its only gotten worse

[fair bridge]

it smells

any gachi ragebaited enough people

back to crabs

[blissful kiln]

spend 10k on a wedding, get 3 cats and 2 kids

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me about it pal.

[blissful kiln]

buh buh buh why I'm poor all of a sudden

[rocky moat]

people like to create problems for themselves

like poverty obviously

[thorny cave]

someone in my family is living in an apartment thats close to 4k that was 1200 9 years ago.

[rocky moat]

it isn't real, just get money doofus

[tawny grail]

lmao
wtf is that story

[fair bridge]

this guy thinks most americans spend $10k on weddings

[thorny cave]

The inflation is reallllll

[somber stream]

You're assuming everyone does this

[tawny dew]

come to America and get in an accident you wont have to wonder why they are poor

[fair bridge]

come on now

[tawny grail]

homeless people are just stupid and bad with money i guess?

[rocky moat]

when your entire perception of america is just influencers who whine about being poor, yeah

what i take issue with is

[hazy kestrel]

Healthcare bill goes brrrr

[fair bridge]

i think this is the second time gachi ragebaited the server

[rocky moat]

seeing people on the internet

[hazy kestrel]

God it’s so depressing

[arctic escarp]

heard recent news about 2 sons who are US Marines, who's dad was an undocumented migrant. And the dad was targeted by ICE

[rocky moat]

and assuming this is just the entire, what, 300 something million population of america does the same exact things

[arctic escarp]

that one was fucking sad and infuriating af for me to hear

[blissful kiln]

my point is this and I'll go slerp:
If you live in the US and earn 20 dorra an hour and don't waste it - you're not poor

[tawny grail]

3 sons!

All marines too

[arctic escarp]

oh damn 3

[tawny grail]

That story sucked ass

[arctic escarp]

that makes it worse 😭

[thorny cave]

Some people may have say gotten a felony that prevents them from working, they might be a super hard worker but get shot down from hiring due to "Policy"

And work below wage- a person like that, that wants to be a hardworking person deserves to be poor? what if they were intelligent too?

[hazy kestrel]

I remember that.

Never forget, never forgive.

[slow flume]

some people just unironically think like this, those same people usually also unironically think the inperium is good so we cant expect too much from them

[rocky moat]

yeah

[fair bridge]

ok i'm watching the "deadliest catch's most intense moments" video and the first clip is the guys doing a surprise birthday thing for one of the deckhands and accidentally setting at least one of them on FIRE with a FLARE that's supposed to be a "candle"

[arctic escarp]

again surviving day to day. Dealing with rent and all that. Its easy to look at $20 hour and think yea dont waste it and youre good

[fair bridge]

i see why these guys are making $20/hr

[rocky moat]

it is kind of unfortunate to have to share social spaces with these types of people

[slow flume]

you guys have guns why isnt anyone just killing the ice agents in the streets

[rocky moat]

masterful gambit

[thorny cave]

$20 an hour used to be decent about a decade ago

[tawny grail]

no fedposting!

[slow flume]

in Minecraft

[blissful kiln]

I slerp

[slow flume]

idk idc im canadian whatre they gonna do deport me to Canada

[arctic escarp]

like if you properly do the math on $20 hour but look at the expenses you have to do on a day to day basis. Add that for 30 days...

[somber stream]

Don't do this

[rocky moat]

the average retail job around my area is like

$17-18 per hour

[thorny cave]

retail is rough. Any corporate facing job where your dealing with people is a tough one. Specially as the time goes on..

[rocky moat]

yeah

[fair bridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=833MjGhioM8

would you do this for $20/hr

[somber stream]

You need to earn at least 50k a year to maybe get a decent apartment these day. On a 10 years loan that is

[tawny dew]

Honestly these days the lines are too blurred between ragebait and ignorance. If it didnt happen to me it doesnt exist has become very popular

[hazy kestrel]

I remember when I worked retail.

[arctic escarp]

ig its easy to look at $20/hour and think its easy to save it all up and get rich or something if youre already privileged in life

[rocky moat]

i don't believe in ragebait anymore

[fair bridge]

in gachi's case it's definitely both

[rocky moat]

anyone who says stupid shit is just stupid

[fair bridge]

except me because i'm beautiful and charming

[slow flume]

im just sayin,,, isnt that why the 2nd amendment exists

[hazy kestrel]

I just assume everyone around me is ignorant of the most basic political/social/economic issues. If you have that mindset, you’ll never be surprised when someone says something uninformed and/or blatantly false.

[thorny cave]

lol- restaurant for me, long time ago.

[arctic escarp]

not saying being privileged = bad but you are less able to connect or relate to someone's struggle when they arent privileged

[lofty wing]

I came to this same conclusion about 15 years ago

[rocky moat]

this tbh

[rocky moat]

i'm glad for you

[somber stream]

Advocating for taking lives of others? I dont think the 2nd Amendment was about that

[tawny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/birthday-day-let-down-sad-bad-day-celebrate-gif-6086793

[hazy kestrel]

This is a clear example of how the modern educational system has failed us yet again.

[arctic escarp]

the 2nd amendment was originally meant to ensure Americans arent controlled by invaders anymore afaik

[low hemlock]

❓

uhm…guyz…

[arctic escarp]

ICE is domestic so 2nd amendment doesnt even work

[low hemlock]

This aint darktide related

[arctic escarp]

when has it ever been

[somber stream]

Move on

Lobsters!

[slow flume]

i wouldnt know shit about wages rn, the job markets so fucked, i last had a job a year and a half ago and have a applied to like 100 places at least 85 were listen as no requirements, im gonna STAAARVE

[rocky moat]

im so hungry i could eat.....

a lobter

[fair bridge]

this doesn't need to be....................................................... it's general..................................................................................

[low hemlock]

yea before the Wardens start bonkin…

[rocky moat]

yeah this is GENERAL

[somber stream]

You could, but can you?

[rocky moat]

Yes

[fair bridge]

inca literally starts convos about the australian government all the time lmao

[slow flume]

im so hungry i could eat a burgle

[somber stream]

Blessed be

[hazy kestrel]

Ugh, I got riled up about politics again, well that was a nice vent at least.

[rocky moat]

DO NOT THE BURGLE

[hazy kestrel]

Forbidden escargot

[fair bridge]

only time anyone's been banned for talking about politics was when they went full mask-off nationalist

[arctic escarp]

yea my american friend has also been trying to find a job and it sucks because its been a year too for them. Im sorry you have to go through this rn 🙁

[lofty wing]

If minimum wage in the US kept pace with average home prices, it should be sitting at around $30/hr. And that's for MINIMUM wage. Instead its been at $7.25 for two decades

[somber stream]

Nationalism is uber cringe these day

[slow flume]

guy maybe the burgle tastes good you ever heard of that french cheeese with the magots

[tawny dew]

We all love applying for jobs to be gate keeped by an AI chatbot

[hazy kestrel]

Well you’ll never see me doing that pal, nationalism is what got us into this damn mess in the first place.

[hazy kestrel]

Tell me about it pal

[arctic escarp]

holy shit

[slow flume]

everyday i thank god i was born like 2 hours north 💯💯

[fair bridge]

it's just funny when someone here panics that there's discussion happening that isn't concerned with the game

like we also talk about helldivers 2 all the time............

smh

[arctic escarp]

I only like off topic if its topics Im comfortable with!!!

[tawny dew]

Dont worry cancer spreads

[elder merlin]

Sent you a dm

[arctic escarp]

(tbf thats a valid response but you dont have to join the convo haha)

[elder merlin]

If ya care to read it

[slow flume]

guyss whats you favorite dinosaur kicks feet

[fair bridge]

i think big boi wants to 40k shitpost or something

[arctic escarp]

(or annoucne why no ones talking about darktide)

[fair bridge]

da triceratops

[hazy kestrel]

They’re just upset that we’re talking about meaningful social issues for once. That’s too much for most people

[arctic escarp]

Ive been saying bring back memes channel

[fair bridge]

they're not gonna do it lol

[arctic escarp]

or just shitpost in #zealot-class

[thorny cave]

Power falchion needs a buff

[rocky moat]

i doint have one i only like fish

[slow flume]

any ride or die spinosaurus fans in chat

[fair bridge]

u dont like dino saours?

[rocky moat]

they were my favorite as a kid

[low hemlock]

nah me just givin heads up 4 u runtz not to get sniped by wardens

[rocky moat]

i dont dislike them

[fair bridge]

why would the wardens "snipe" any of us

[arctic escarp]

I kinda understand since Darktide is an escapism haha

[rocky moat]

i just don't have time for such....... things

[fair bridge]

they've never done that before

[fair bridge]

u think ur above dinosaurs????

[slow flume]

im a branchiosaurus man myself

[rocky moat]

Yes

[arctic escarp]

you just dont expect to be reminded of social issues in the escapism

[fair bridge]

fucked up

[slow flume]

i like their,,, long necks

[hazy kestrel]

Fair and valid actually lmao, but this is general, what the heck did they expect?

[slow flume]

its okay,,, you can say fuck.,.,.,.,.,.

[lofty wing]

Ankylosaurus represent

[arctic escarp]

actually bring back thirstpost

[fair bridge]

i like the triceratops because that was my favorite dino ranger :)

[tawny dew]

Barney

[slow flume]

hadron and kayex🤤🤤🤤

[arctic escarp]

finally

an actual hear me out

I respect you

[fair bridge]

ok big boi now's your chance

here's that 40k shitposting you wanted

[arctic escarp]

you know

Sefoni wouldve been a sadistic dom

she should dominate my mind

[low hemlock]

HECK YEAH BrOtHeR‼️‼️‼️

[slow flume]

I don't know shit about the power Rangers really, but as a kid I had one of those really old power Ranger toys with the flip heads that would flip between the helmet and no hemet with the lever at the back, and I had the green one so green is my favorite power Ranger

[hazy kestrel]

Are we thirsting over Rinda again?

[low hemlock]

“Now we’re talking!” - Thor God of War

[arctic escarp]

no Sefoni

[low hemlock]

[fair bridge]

we grew up with dino thunder, it was peak

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[fair bridge]

SPD was also peak

[arctic escarp]

actually you know what

[tawny dew]

dukane and safoni makeout session when?

[arctic escarp]

tell me why you like Rinda

[fair bridge]

we had the PS2 game and i remember it sucked

[slow flume]

heres a real hear me out the droidika. from star wars

[hazy kestrel]

Well uh, now ya put me on the spot lmao.

Licht and I / some others had a wild convo about it yesterday.

[somber stream]

Rinda got new voice lines

[low hemlock]

I mean Rinda alwayz front and center up in em rejects in hand to hand combat

[somber stream]

Oh wait i was just about to say that!

[languid hazel]

*reads up what she missed*
All I’m gonna say about politics is ||current system broke, pls fix||

[somber stream]

And water is wet

[low hemlock]

it sure iz

[arctic escarp]

Elaborate.

[tawny dew]

No fixing only blaming and making everything worse

[somber stream]

Glad to know Rinda is still around, will get to see her soon i reckon

[serene gulch]

WE DO IT

FINALLY

DONT CRASH

[somber stream]

We like it when she have us for breakfast

Literally

[elder merlin]

Bork

[hazy kestrel]

Hold up let me get the convo records one moment.

[slow flume]

how do you find out some ones cadian? you dont have to theyll tell you

[languid hazel]

Awruf :3

[hazy kestrel]

That too ❤️‍🔥

[languid hazel]

Borf

[elder merlin]

Lol waddup Leanna?

[low hemlock]

oh for sure Sefoni is the dom type.

have u listened to hear dialogue in the meat grinder randomly

[tawny dew]

Aww man the furries are back quick change the subject back to crabs

[somber stream]

Could Rinda counts as Femme fatale

[languid hazel]

Yes

[languid hazel]

I know the embed is gonna fail but…

[paper rapids]

Anyone down to playing?

[somber stream]

I see a comrade in you

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707

:3

[somber stream]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[tawny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-my-eyes-cant-unsee-burn-gif-7225082

[languid hazel]

I knew the embed would fail but it needed to be done >:3c

[slow flume]

stop embed failing

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

horrible pose, couldn't even extend their arms horizontally

4/10

[low hemlock]

come on Pal, u be hearing it too

[tawny dew]

Its okay I can make fun of them all I want. They most likely got a stable high paying IT job 😢

[slow flume]

I don't think Sefoni would be a dom I think shed just kill you

[low hemlock]

[somber stream]

Don't the Sefoni

[low hemlock]

in a fight right…..

[slow flume]

sefoni would go back to your room with you, let you take off your clothes and then when you turn around she stabs you in the neck,

[languid hazel]

With her mind no leas

[languid hazel]

Mrow :3

[low hemlock]

okie u had me on the first half

[tawny dew]

All I know is Sefoni would blow your mind

[languid hazel]

This is what a low-moderation discord server that is age-restricted looks like lmfao

[slow flume]

if I could use gifs in this chat I would have sent the gif of everyone's head exploding from kingsman

[elder merlin]

Sefoni is probably horny af, its just she cant do anything about it, so it just manifests as homicidal tendencies instead

[slow flume]

honestly I think she's just psychotic

idk bout all that

[elder merlin]

That too

[hazy kestrel]

Well, it started with me joking about how I enjoy tangoing with Rinda while the rest of the team curbstomps Rodin. Then we made some jokes about how to best prepare each class for dinnah. Something about Licht quoting Rinda: “Well aren’t you full of vigor? What a feast you’ll make!” Followed by me saying that Rinda shouldn’t threaten me with a good time. Let me see if there’s anything else of note.

[slow flume]

hottest darktide character is the mourningstar

[low hemlock]

Insert “I know what kind of man u are” gif

[hazy kestrel]

How we love Rinda’s voice actress, and how we want her to put us in the cauldron or something, and give us some FLAVA via SPORT

[low hemlock]

[languid hazel]

Brahms is right there c’mon /joking

[tawny dew]

She can manifest w/e and make it feel real so I dont think there would be any issues making a "partner"

[low hemlock]

✨SugarMommaHadron✨

easy dif

[slow flume]

i wanna fuck the ship

[low hemlock]

[hazy kestrel]

Based opinion varlet

[tawny dew]

Hadrons still on my naughty list from the early crafting system

[slow flume]

kayex catchin me in the engine room straight meltin my shit off in the radioactive engine core

[languid hazel]

Jfc

[elder merlin]

Speaking personally, that'd be the most boring and unsatisfying shit ever

[tawny dew]

you lack creativity and women space wizards tend to be inventive

[elder merlin]

I'll tell you right now, that aint the case, i just prefer real dick

[hazy kestrel]

In short, Rinda can beat the stuffing outta me any day 🥰 why else would I be so ecstatic that the Orthus Offensive is back on the menu?

[slow flume]

i prefer the CERTAINTY OF STEEEEEEL

[tawny dew]

Yeah but shes kinda psychotic soo im sure there is some weird fetish in there somewhere

[elder merlin]

You act like none of us here got weird fetishes

[slow flume]

have you guys considered joining the admech, i heard from the grapevine that they're super awesome, from someone else I heard that I'm definitely not an admech recruiter guys

[slow flume]

you can guess a Warhammer fans fetish based on their faction

[elder merlin]

Do you want servitors?

[slow flume]

noooooooo haha wed never turn you into a servitor haha

they

[hazy kestrel]

I see you, metal-face

[low hemlock]

yes, that’s why I’m happy we got Ogryn Servitor head cosmetic

[thorny cave]

That helm is fresh

[ruby light]

lost 3 havocs in a row to entire sessions crashing what is even the point of playing

[low hemlock]

now we need Ogryn body servitor cosmetic‼️‼️‼️‼️

[slow flume]

everyday I have to make the challenging decision of choosing between getting a cool looking psyker torso or stay using the funny green cape

[elder merlin]

I just want it in all black, why the fuck fatshark always puttin whack ass patterns/color schemes on shit?

[hazy kestrel]

I feel your pain pal.

[ruby light]

Auric Maelstrom too easy, Havoc so unstable you literally can't complete a run

[hazy kestrel]

Actually hell yeah Big Man. Based idea.

[low hemlock]

well the cityfught camo is the closest to a “black” color

[slow flume]

bro sees a red door and wants it painted black, no colours anymore bro wants it to turn black

[tawny dew]

Wanted - Bathroom servitor $0/hr need a master degree and good people skills.

[elder merlin]

I want an augmetic arm

[thorny cave]

even cooler- and they could have made more money too if they made like a "moebian" color pack or something.

[hazy kestrel]

Maybe we’ll get some via the penance reward track (copium)

[slow flume]

actually this isn't true if they play a slanesh faction

[low hemlock]

[thorny cave]

Slannesh fans are a venn diagram of hellraiser fans/every spectrum of hedonist/weirdo. I saw this as a slanneshi fan

@hazy kestrel pretty sure (Could be wrong) FS outsources their skins to a company in China.

3rd legion and all that.

[low hemlock]

like the ogryn can be shirtless with bits of metal attached to em

“Nanomachines, son!”

🦾

[hazy kestrel]

Nice reference pal

[slow flume]

I think they should make an ogryn cosmetic where he's butt booty ass naked

[hazy kestrel]

Pain and suffering unending.

Well, I meant to respond to your edit lmao, I guess it also applies to what you said initially.

[slow flume]

have any of yall read the hellraiser book, ita really similar to the movie obviously except the first 2 pages is frank (skinless guy from the movie) jizzing then being ripped to pieces by demons from super hell

insane way to start a book

[whole glade]

CHIKEN SAMMICH

RAHHH

[tawny dew]

My brain is broken and I find the dumbest things amusing now

[slow flume]

that's just the human condition

[whole glade]

thats me everyday homesprung get with the times

[slow flume]

we clown in this mfer betta take yo sensitive ass back to hyperborea

[whole glade]

gruh

[arctic escarp]

the random moans she plays man 💀

[whole glade]

now hadron tho

[arctic escarp]

I respect it haha

ok lunch time 🙂

[slow flume]

i dont usually fw space marines but i fw the raven guard they have aura

beakie helmet my beloved

[whole glade]

the only good thing about them is the shark bois

sorry

my brain hates stealth space marines

[slow flume]

thats why theyre awesome, they appear behind you and you explode

god bless the invisible beakie marines

[whole glade]

night lords are slavic tho

[slow flume]

also white helmet on black armour is fire

[whole glade]

and emo as shit

[slow flume]

are night Lords chaos or Imperium

[whole glade]

yes.

Niether

[slow flume]

night Lords want to be alpha legion so bad 💔

[whole glade]

they think imperium cringe and they hate chaos

call em posers

[whole glade]

I AM ALPHARIUS

[slim axle]

I had a dream that there was a mission where the players get transported to Nurgle's Garden and to progress we accidentally free Nurgle's Captive Wife (Isha) via igniting a fuck ton of explosive charges and we end up having Isha under the Inquisition's custody.

[whole glade]

2nd fav "chaos" legion

[slow flume]

raven guard are awesome, because the idea of the fucking 8 ft tall solid metal super soldier that weighs like 5 billion pounds being a stealth Master is fucking amazing

[hazy kestrel]

The great and mighty Kevin as your profile image? That’s pretty based, magic man.

[slow flume]

if fat shark never lets us fight a plauge marine I will be very upset

[shy sandal]

Alpha Legion is early 2000s trollface kind of shennannigans, Nightlords is 2020s trollface man made horrors

[slim axle]

Same Dream Mission was also a 8 player mission where we would be defending the ship from an attack of Nurgle's forces

[whole glade]

thats why i dislike them

[slow flume]

have you considered it's really funny though

[slim axle]

Your brain is made of BAD MEAT

[whole glade]

yeah, its cool but i doesnt make since in my head

[hazy kestrel]

NO IT’S GOOD!

[shy sandal]

I just think crows are boring...

There are so many other cool animals

And then... black bird

[slim axle]

Like Crabs

[slow flume]

but yeah we better get a fucking plauge marine boss at some point

[slow flume]

you're sounding suspiciously like a space Wolf sympathizer rn

[slim axle]

Imagine an Crab themed Space Marine

[hazy kestrel]

Best I can do is another Rinda boss fight

[slim axle]

Power Pinchers

[shy sandal]

Space Wolves are the dude bros of warhammer, and the raven guard are the "not like other girls".... Meanwhile you got Ghengis Khan and his biker gang, and you're telling me you want the Edgar Allan Poe mfs instead of throat singing bikers with mongolian aesthetic?

💔

[tawny dew]

best I can do is buff Dueling sword

[hazy kestrel]

I will not tolerate this raven / crow slander!

[slow flume]

everyone is always like oh no we wouldn't be able to beat a space Marine!! meanwhile we can beat like three beasts of nurgle at the same time, which are worth more points in the table top than a plague Marine

[hazy kestrel]

Ravens are silly guys, and crows too.

[pearl rock]

wheres that graphic that shows when you rank up +2 or 3 for Havoc

[whole glade]

Black Templar are Dark Angel wannabes

FUCK EM

[slow flume]

yes cuz they're funny and they have beakie helmets, they are the only good space Marines

[shy sandal]

There's a reason multiple countries use eagles in their flags instead of a crow

Eagles are cooler

[hazy kestrel]

Lies, slander, falsehood!

[slow flume]

black templar fan spotted opinion IGNORED

[shy sandal]

No, Fact checked by true imperial patriots

[whole glade]

IM THE OPPISITE

IM A FUCKING DARK ANGEL

[hazy kestrel]

Them’s fighting words pal.

[slow flume]

mb im lowkey dyslexic asf bro

[shy sandal]

You're starting to sound like Paul is bad at stuff wearing a mustache

[whole glade]

im going to drink your blood twin

[shy sandal]

Are you Paul is bad at stuff wearing a mustache?

[slow flume]

who what huh

[whole glade]

i love that fucker

[slow flume]

who the fuck is paul

[whole glade]

bro is missing out

[slow flume]

I don't engage in the community very often, I read my lore books and dream about being able to afford more than like 3 minis

[shy sandal]

Where's your crow emoji, bucko? RAAAAAAAAGH 🦅 🦅 🦅

[slow flume]

🐦‍⬛

[hazy kestrel]

🐦‍⬛

[shy sandal]

Black bird 💔

[slow flume]

you're never going to believe what a crow is

[shy sandal]

I know, they're lame black birds

[hazy kestrel]

Best bird ❤️‍🔥

[shy sandal]

What's the difference between a crow and a raven?

[hazy kestrel]

They’re silly little guys that steal shiny things 😊 adorable.

[hazy kestrel]

I should know, but I don’t

[slow flume]

nice argument unfortunately i was in you home 15 minutes ago and have a bolter lined up with your head

[shy sandal]

Anyways, everyone knows the true best legion is Salamanders anyways

Whoever disagrees is a damn eldar sympathizer

[hazy kestrel]

False, IV is best legion.

Iron Within, Iron Without.

[whole glade]

wrong is the 2nd

[slow flume]

salamanders when you look in the general direction of an eldar planet in the sky (you have five seconds)

[hazy kestrel]

[shy sandal]

I respect the option, ngl

[lilac sapphire]

Size

[whole glade]

its the 1st

i refuse to elaborate further

[hazy kestrel]

[slow flume]

only the traitor marines use legions, impirium uses chapters

fake fan smh

[shy sandal]

I thought we were talking about horus heresy, if it's 40k in general i think the best ones are the minotaurs

[misty trench]

the best space marines are the red corsairs

[slow flume]

best legion is Raven guard followed by blood ravens. every other space Marine chapter is stupid and smells bad because the Imperium is lame go chaos

[hazy kestrel]

Ah yes, the 🅱️orus 🅱️eresy

[slow flume]

i have a confession im a necron fan

[hazy kestrel]

That’s fine pal. Trazyn is cool 😎

[whole glade]

im a eldar fella

[slow flume]

thanks there are 500 flayed ones approaching you rapidly

[whole glade]

all cuz of Robin Williams

[hazy kestrel]

My condolences pal 😔

[whole glade]

bc of Robin Williams

fuckass

[shy sandal]

By your track record i thought you were a diehard ork fan

[slow flume]

WUTS DAT SUPPOZED TAH MEAN YA GIT

[shy sandal]

Trazyn the Infinite is indeed cool

[whole glade]

@hazy kestrel read this

[hazy kestrel]

I read it

[slow flume]

my favorite part of fall of cadia is trazyn and cawl weird homoerotic tension, for some reason

[gentle cedar]

If I have to 1v1 one more captain I swear to the Omnisaiah

[hazy kestrel]

I wasn’t responding to that part of your message

[slow flume]

fr they be spawing literally every four seconds

[whole glade]

thats why i like them

[hazy kestrel]

Read this again, and then the message that directly replies to it.

Was a joke about how Eldar keep losing in every book.

[whole glade]

i know what kind of man you are.

[shy sandal]

The Aeldari are like that one guy who breaks something and then gaslights you to thinking it was actually your fault it broke

[slow flume]

its because the eldar are more pushed over and ran through by the writers than the tau

[hazy kestrel]

And what does that mean?

[whole glade]

nuh uh youre just wrong

[whole glade]

the walking dead clip

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[gentle cedar]

every time I have to clutch, im left to fight Rinda 100-0 solo, its so frustrating because they have fucking 200k health

[hazy kestrel]

Never watched the show, but okay

[serene gulch]

time sleep, wish this sister have duo gg

[whole glade]

L

[slow flume]

eldar after literally creating an entire chaos god and deciding that they are still the best race

[whole glade]

massive L

[hazy kestrel]

Gotta work on your footwork pal, she doesn’t like people who can’t tango.

[slow flume]

eldar have the Harlequins tho i fw the Harlequins heavy

[hazy kestrel]

Also, your immediate hostility was kinda cringe lmao

[whole glade]

WELCOME TO JOKES FUCKASS

WOOOO

[gentle cedar]

what happens every time (3 times tonight) scab plas gunners whipe my team and I lose 90% of my health to them, then I literally just have to fight rinda without fucking up once or I die

[hazy kestrel]

You have an odd sense of humor pal, but alright

[shy sandal]

Is this the so called "British sarcasm" i hear about?

[whole glade]

Im from louisiana

i will stab you tho

[hazy kestrel]

No yeah, I sympathize. Rinda can be a pain to fight solo

[slow flume]

its a funny clip from twd where shane is aiming a gun at rick and funny old guy suddenly just like teleports behind him with tho fuxking 🤨 and goes I KNOW WHAT KINDA MAN YOU AARE

peaking dead

[gentle cedar]

its her fast hit combo, the second hit just gets me when im 75% of the way through the fight lmao

[whole glade]

diff clip i think

[slow flume]

no thats what the i know what kinda man you are scene is from

[whole glade]

dale just stares at him after shane points his gun at rick

[hazy kestrel]

If worse comes to worse, just grab a dueling sword, slap the agile blessing on it, and just parry spam Rinda to death.

[whole glade]

im an eldar fella so i have to gaslight

[shy sandal]

I'm from South America

[gentle cedar]

it wouldnt be so bad if they didnt have 200k health

[whole glade]

IM TAKING YOU TO BRAZIL

[hazy kestrel]

You running the hard mode on damnation?

[gentle cedar]

naa not actual rinda, just Captain in Auric

[hazy kestrel]

Oh

[shy sandal]

Oh no friend, i'm bringing you here

[slow flume]

or wait no ur right he says that after shane uses the fat guy as zombie bait

[hazy kestrel]

Yeah, same applies, ya just gotta tango with em and parry spam.

[whole glade]

Im used to spiders gators and snakes so ill live

[whole glade]

im the walking dead nerd

[slow flume]

im on the first negan season rn

they just kidnapped the funny autistic guy

[whole glade]

S8-S9 is fucking peak

[gentle cedar]

Im only play Psyker seriously, FGS Melee psyker enthusiast lmao. Im gonna go fight them in the Psykhanium

[slow flume]

then apparently its get really bad for a while roght after

[whole glade]

eh

its okay

the spin off tho are hella peak

[hazy kestrel]

Fair enough. Go get em pal.

[shy sandal]

Sword Psyker being a good pick now is kind of insane

[slow flume]

FAT SHAAARK, DROP A PLAUGE MARINE BOSS FIGHT AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS

[lethal solstice]

It already was

Its just even stronger now

[whole glade]

stealth zealot is insane imo

[slow flume]

honestly, a plauge marine as a world spawn boss would be really funny but GW would probably piss and cry about it

[whole glade]

i smited a PO

[slow flume]

repost if you fucking hate GW

[whole glade]

FUCK GW

[slow flume]

💯💯💯

[lethal solstice]

Fatshark doesn't want marines

[whole glade]

ALL MY HOMIES HATE GW

[whole glade]

loyalist*

[gentle cedar]

I have immidiately discovered something amazing. FGS outranges them if you can stand right on the edge, they are locked in their combo and I can still hit em

[lethal solstice]

Marines
At all

[hazy kestrel]

Hell yeah pal

[shy sandal]

It's definitely better now

[slow flume]

that is because they are stupid we should get to throw hands with nurgles most iconic unit, theyre less points than a burgle so its not like it'd be unrealistic to fight one

[lethal solstice]

Yeah but Marines are boring

And when you add one the plot starts to center around them

[slow flume]

that why i want it as a boss so we can throw rocks at him like that elephant mspaint meme

[formal mortar]

A boss fight with a chaos marine would be fun

[shy sandal]

I want... Nurgle demon boss fight

[tawny dew]

We should give a boss enemy the dueling sword

[rocky moat]

gaaay

[slow flume]

I think the best way to do it and probably the only way GW would let fat sharkk let us kill a space Marine, is a lone already injured plauge marine that were sent to finish off before it like calls back up or sum

[lethal solstice]

We could kill a marine pretty easily

Any one player can pack enough stuff to dumpster one

[slow flume]

yeah but the Marines are the 40K poster boys and gw probably wouldn't want us to be able to easily kill a space marine

[rocky moat]

there are no more marines i eated them all

[misty trench]

a single krak nade or plasma shot would be enough to dunk one

[slow flume]

and everything in darktide has to appease papa GW

[slow flume]

nah sorry rolled a 1 your dead man, plasma exploded 💔

[lethal solstice]

Yippee!!!!!!!!

[rocky moat]

wahoo!!!!!!

[misty trench]

killing the marine with my exploding corpse

[slow flume]

40k without space marines: (imagine I put that image of the frutiger aero sci-fi city here)

[lethal solstice]

40k without Marines would probably be dead sales wise but we're going to ignore that

[formal mortar]

Do chaos marines stay dead or do they just go back to the warp?

[lethal solstice]

Depends

[slow flume]

i think it depends on the legion

[lethal solstice]

Were you cool enough?

[slow flume]

im pretty sure technically you cant kill thousand suns either

cause like theyre sand

dusty old fart

[hazy kestrel]

Impossible, one can’t be as cool as Khârn

Lol

[formal mortar]

Imagine being a chaos fart

[slow flume]

chaos marines are on average just way cooler and more interesting than space marines

i love death guard, my goats, with their big ass ominous bells

[shy sandal]

They're like the Stormtroopers of Warhammer 40.000

[lethal solstice]

Not really

[slow flume]

i like green i guess i just realised my two favorite factions are green

[lethal solstice]

Stormtroopers don't get fanboyed over nearly as much

[tawdry fossil]

for anyone having the "someone in strike team must cancel ongoing havoc mission" issue, a fix that just worked for me is narrowing down the affected player(s) {Have people leave party to narrow it down}, then having the effected player try to start their havoc mission. A second player can cancel the mission and the bug was fixed.

[lethal solstice]

And aren't the center of their universe more or less

[slow flume]

yes they do bro wdym have you seen star wars merch

[hazy kestrel]

Love me Iron Warriors. Love me hazard stripes. Love me siege engines. ‘Ate the Imperial Fists. ‘Ate enemy fortresses. Simple as.

[orchid skiff]

IM COLD

god has forsaken me

[slow flume]

there the stormtroopers in that they are marketable and look good as toys

[fair bridge]

come here baby

[slow flume]

Imperial fist fans when uuhm uuuuuh uuuh idk does anyone actually like the Imperial fists the only thing I ever see of them is those fucking hype edits of them marching

[shy sandal]

Wdym? They are the poster boys of Star Wars.

[orchid skiff]

maybe god is not dead after all

[hazy kestrel]

Lmao, a bunch of wooden wall fabricators they are.

[lethal solstice]

They're just goons

[fair bridge]

i'm just boutta go to bed

gnight girl

ill see you tomorrow

[slow flume]

HR said we can't say that word anymore

[lethal solstice]

I am a goon reclaimer

[fair bridge]

my soul is trapped inside of overwatch 2

[lethal solstice]

They put in hard hours working for their crime bosses with no insurance and bad benefits

But they do it for the love of the game

[shy sandal]

That's like saying the psychos from Borderlands are just thugs. 💀

[lethal solstice]

Where would we be without goons

[slow flume]

the kinda punishment AM would dream up

[lethal solstice]

I mean

They are

[fair bridge]

it happened to an awful man named twomad

[slow flume]

YOUR NOT LOOKING AT THE BIGGER PICTURE, WE DON'T MEAN IN LORE WE MEAN BECAUSE THEY'RE USED AS THE SOULLESS MARKETABLE MERCHANDISE GUYS

[fair bridge]

you're

[slow flume]

everything 40K is ultramarines its all ultramarines THAT'S ALL THEY EVER DO

[lethal solstice]

Yrou'e

[fair bridge]

i can't wait to hop in bed

[shy sandal]

Devilish trick or intelectual dishonesty?

[fair bridge]

lately i've been wanting to sleep way longer than 8 hours

[fair bridge]

she has a pokemon in her pfp i trust her

[slow flume]

Imperium had 500 games 9000000 hours of lore and 2000 space marine varients, while every other faction has like two guys and one book and no games

[lethal solstice]

Genuine stupidity

I am artifical intelligences greatest enemy

[slow flume]

Impirium fans alwaysbitchin about their faction changes kr whatever I DON'T THINK THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT A BAD DAY IS

[somber stream]

Listened to the new Mortis trial echos. God i love Morrow

[shy sandal]

That being said, a 40k game without space marines is doable, but that's kind of doing the promotional material without the poster boys, so there is more heavy lifting to do

[slow flume]

me watching space marine get their 5th kit for the year while necrons havent got a kit in 2 years

[subtle brook]

whats the dump stat for the power falchion?

[stark bobcat]

MOB

[lethal solstice]

They got a killteam like a month ago

[slow flume]

health, always dump health, if you're good you simply won't die

[olive mirage]

are weapons masteries tied to character or can i level up a gun and use the perks on a different class

[shy sandal]

Calm down gramps

[stark bobcat]

to account

[lethal solstice]

And have the a new shard coming

[olive mirage]

thank you!

[stark bobcat]

level knife get max knife on all

[slow flume]

were so back necroncels

[nocturne flicker]

A 40K game without Space Marines is a f*cking Godsend

[slow flume]

BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD DAWN OF WAR AND WE LIKED IT, IF YOU DIDNT HAVE A PC YOU PLAYED TAUNFIRE WARRIOR AND LIKED IT, YOU KIDS THESE DAYS ARE SO DAMN SPOILED!!!

[shy sandal]

It's like Star Wars with no Jedis

[slow flume]

(also peak)

[lethal solstice]

Andor, the show without jedi, is the highest rated piece of star wars media

[slow flume]

shout out to tau fire warrior game, its mid asf but its like the only non impirium warhammer game literally ever

also shout out the the fuckin room that just has like 500 pages of lore you can read at the end of the tutorial

[nocturne flicker]

Exactly. I actually like it when Star Wars does stuff without directly involving the Jedi. CDGC mentioned Andor for an example.
It also made Luke's powers seem so much cooler for example when he appeared in the Mandalorian. Space Wizards are infinitely more powerful from the perspective of normal humans

[slow flume]

oh wait no theres also blood teef and shootaz which is actually peak, go play that if you haven't

[lethal solstice]

Mandalorian fell off after season 1

[nocturne flicker]

I watched Season 3 to be informed of juuust how bad it was.

[slow flume]

too bad mandalorian sucks balls now

[nocturne flicker]

I wanted to develop a PROFESSIONAL OPINION of why it was so bad

😂

[slow flume]

season 2 had some gems in there though the Bill Burr episode was pretty good

[lethal solstice]

Its kinda funny how the mandalorian got worse after he became a hero

[slow flume]

they should have killed off the baby

[shy sandal]

Shoutout to all my imperium games, for solidifying that humans are the main characters

[slow flume]

or like let Luke kill him I guess

KEEP HIM

I meant to say keep him

[nocturne flicker]

That is fair. One of my favourite newer Star Wars tropes is how they portray the Imperial Army as so consistently being more competent than Stormtroopers by a long shot

[slow flume]

Stormtroopers being incompetent has always bugged me they're like the special forces, and the only reason that they miss stereotype came around is because they were canonically not trying to kill or hit the protagonists in A New Hope

[lethal solstice]

The recovery of the empire from being just goons and evil officer guys is nice

[slow flume]

I want to see Stormtroopers being competent on screen again

[lethal solstice]

Now it's kill squads, goons, and evil officer guys

[sweet trail]

why is matchmaking so bad now

it takes like 40 years to find anyone and i know its not cause nobodys playing

[lethal solstice]

Watch Who are You

[nocturne flicker]

The SMART Imperial Officer from A New Hope (forgot his name) was retroactively clarified to be Imperial Army

They can't stop getting all these Ws against Stormtroopers

[slow flume]

arent most officers Imperial army or navy

[nocturne flicker]

The Navy are the dumb ones obv

[lethal solstice]

Most pictured officers are intelligence or navy

[slow flume]

or wait no arent Stormtroopers all a part of the Navy technically kind of like the Marines

[lethal solstice]

But there isn't a big distinction

Empire just kind of has officers

That do everything

[slow flume]

the way the empires ranks and organizational structure works simply doesnt exist because no one ever thought about it when they made the ot

even the little rank badges the officers wear are inconsistent as fuck

[shy sandal]

Sometimes i wonder what happens if i say Darktide Voldemort's name and Ogryn in the same sentence

[nocturne flicker]

this applies a LOT to the expanded post-OT star wars universe actually

[lethal solstice]

Once you get to like nco's and stuff you get distinction but officers are just officers in the empire with no large branch distinction outside of combat and non combat

[orchid skiff]

coz every time we touch

i get this feeling

[slow flume]

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LEGENDS DEATH STAR ONE UP SUPER WEAPON

TEAM GALAXY GUN FTW

I love random bullshit that exists solely to be stronger than the death Star!!!!

Legends was funny asf sometimes

[nocturne flicker]

Agreed, although the name "Sun Crusher" is kinda cool

[slow flume]

that's the one that was supposed to literally just fucking fly through suns for some reason right

[marble prawn]

is it me or they made smite psykers really bad now

[slow flume]

nah all You brochacho, it's still the stun and run god

[astral basin]

I require. Satisfaction.

[slow flume]

20 bucks is 20 bucks ig

[nocturne flicker]

i don't remember if it flew through or shot them and the stars would become supernovas

[slow flume]

legends palpatine was jus makin bullshit dawg lmao

[wheat sphinx]

Meanwhile my best friends complain to me how much Space Marines are strong and OP

And how that would NEVER happen

[nocturne flicker]

heck a long-las bolt to the eye would probably put them down

[slow flume]

space marine fanboys when you remind them that they are a main chaff unit of an army in a wargame and are meant to die alot

[wheat sphinx]

one of them complaining that Darktide is too much of a power fantasy compared to SM2

Like okay

sorry that I like fun

[slow flume]

that is actually just cause space marine 2 is kinda ass

[wheat sphinx]

Yeah

SM2 is kinda ass

I don't feel like an Astartes

I feel like a NCR ranger in unpowered BoS power armor

[slow flume]

it took everything from soace marines ones combat and somehow moved it slightly to the left so that it doesnt flow at all anymore

[wheat sphinx]

I just kinda walk around and shit sometimes dies

[nocturne flicker]

the disparity between humans and firstborn space marines isn't as much as people tend to argue, although i still wouldn't expect our rejects to flatline a csm without tricking him

[slow flume]

space marine 2 punishes you for breathing

[wheat sphinx]

Exactly choom

[restive walrus]

scale from one to ten how hellbore pilled are we all

[slow flume]

space marine one is just like objectively the better game

[nocturne flicker]

i won't give up my laser famas until infantry gets its just desserts

[slow flume]

space marine one fucking rocks

[blazing hawk]

You can even kill a space marine with a copious amount of volley gun fire (source: Fall of Cadia where a kasrkin cuts a Raptor in half by magdumping it with his volleygun)

[slow flume]

also play bolt gun bolt gun is fuckin awesome

[slow flume]

I LOVE HELLBORE AFFIX BAYONETS CHAAAARGE

[blazing hawk]

Guard Heavy Weapons can fucking KILL space marines

Heavy bolters are the most common