general-chat

[heavy dune]

as someone that was born into a fundementalist religion, I wish people knew how much all religion hates people in general. The ones that tell you any different are lying to you

[arctic escarp]

the irony being that it was faith that helps fighting chaos

[stuck wasp]

Did Platinum sell the Ip ?

[elder hare]

I wouldn't say faith, moreso focused willpower in the belief that you cannot be corrupted for X reasons

[tawny gorge]

no lol they never owned it to begin with, they made it but they never owned it

[elder hare]

And then some writers folded on that with "miracles"

[arctic escarp]

well that sounds like faith still imo

[amber delta]

nooo don't worship me as a god, said 5m tall immortal all powerful celestial being

[elder hare]

yes and no for sure, not calling you wrong, just that they took a collective belief (like the orks) and used that to funnel power into a system powered by its people, literally and figuratively

[jaunty path]

Clown servitor. Your frontal lobe is modified to only think of funny jokes to make and various skits. You can only think about being silly....

And honking your nose

[tawny gorge]

same with arrowhead, the publisher will give you the funding and they'll publish your work but you dont actually own your vision.

same with practically everything thats made in a corporate setting

[elder hare]

Erebus already exists

[arctic escarp]

tbf he didnt want to be worshipped but its hard not to worship the man when he casually acts godlike

[tawny gorge]

he wasn't 5 meters tall he was 4.3 meters tall basically a dwarf

[amber delta]

short king god

same thing

[little marten]

We worshipping rn?!?!

[quick pendant]

DO NOT WORSHIP ME
NOW I will use my mind to magically make all of you kneel in worship to me

[arctic escarp]

also why he couldnt connect with his fellow humans and sons. He's so above what a human is that even when his best interest is humanity. He failed to consider that humans arent just a collective, but individuals

[blissful kiln]

worship dn

[jaunty path]

It would be better

If the Emperor was a clown

[elder hare]

No that's for the Tau

[jaunty path]

I need to write out my Ideal clown....

[jaunty path]

A clown Tau wouldn't be bad tbh

[brave scroll]

honest question: is the game harder out of nowhere or am I just super rusty for not playing it for the past months?

[jaunty path]

Just bleach their skin white and they're pretty much perfect

[jaunty path]

Likely both

[elder hare]

Harlequinns exist if you wanna get off on your coulrophillia

[amber delta]

where do tau clowns put the red nose

[blissful kiln]

clussy

[elder hare]

on the fire warriors, gottem

[surreal ermine]

i can feel the rust myself but the game does feel harder with the plasma gunners, fuckers HURT

[jaunty path]

Where the nose would be

[brave scroll]

I tried doing some damnation, then some heresy and dude, something is wrong lol, and I was doing low to mid havoc before stopping

[little marten]

🫵

[blissful kiln]

low to mid havoc is below auric\mael level, so it's about right

[jaunty path]

Well crushers were buffed but they spawn in fewer number now.

[blissful kiln]

the game did get harder

[elder hare]

There were some nerfs to some classes (toughness) and buffs to enemies, also the new plasma gunners are stacked af

[blissful kiln]

CDR got nerfed across the board

[little marten]

Is the game actually harder or is it harder on paper

[elder hare]

yes

[blissful kiln]

all scabs and crushers have minimum 1.5x hp

[jaunty path]

My organs aren't plastic and I'm not an emotionally dead husk or miserably manic

[arctic escarp]

well I cant speak on havoc since I dont play that much

[little marten]

Clearly you’re doing something wrong then 😔

[jaunty path]

So I'm not the perfect clown yet. Probably

[elder hare]

You could be if you keep trying

[arctic escarp]

player power scaling is still skewed on the playerside

[brave scroll]

2 bosses spawning at the same time, 3 DH's in the same mission, this doesn't look like heresy to me (in fact it indeed looks like heresy, but a different type of heresy lol)

[little marten]

Can you pretend to honk your nose while making honk noises?

[jaunty path]

Yeah my skin is too dark. I need to bathe in flour...

[jaunty path]

Nose not red enough

[arctic escarp]

the class reworks only gave more talent freedom, but it doesnt nerf player power in any way

[little marten]

I’m all for diversity among clown complexions

[jaunty path]

Black clowns wouldn't be bad though. But there's also albino africans...and africans with blonde hair and blue eyess...hmmm...

[brave scroll]

do you mean... CLOWNPLEXIONS?

[arctic escarp]

aaah south africans

[little marten]

AHHHH

I’m sure I’ve seen black clowns before

[jaunty path]

Indigenous Australians had Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes actually.

[arctic escarp]

but you said africans

[jaunty path]

Fuck

Yeah lmfao

[blissful kiln]

how come women are never clowns

that's kinda sexist ngl

[brave slate]

All I want is that clownussy

[jaunty path]

Look up pixi the clown

Nothing pornographic

[elder hare]

tfw you have to preface

[jaunty path]

She's a mexican clown who is very cute

[limber turtle]

Every day we stray further from the omnissiah

[heavy dune]

Look up Geiru the clown

[jaunty path]

CORRECTION.

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-gif-15320613383946376185

my fav clown

[jaunty path]

HER NAME IS SMILEY THE CLOWN@blissful kiln

[tawny gorge]

the Goats

[jaunty path]

I was rong

[arctic escarp]

rong

[surreal ermine]

jesters > clowns smh

[jaunty path]

Anyway. How do I become plastic and silica

[brave slate]

Kill jester

[jaunty path]

Beats the shit out of you and eats ur brains

[surreal ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-jester-clown-fail-umbrella-gif-3768782224874346982

[tawny gorge]

endgame warhammer will be the Tau reuniting all of live yes even the tyrannids to have a final fight against the Necrons

[blissful kiln]

I think I've seen her in memes

[surreal ermine]

i always forgor no embeds fug

[jaunty path]

You have most likely

[surreal ermine]

get pestrica pilled today

[jaunty path]

Impressive

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[neon agate]

true

[heavy dune]

it happened, named one of my games files !$emps_bullet.png without realizing thats a darktide reference

[half sage]

server down?

[jaunty path]

Dt game server you mean?

[half sage]

Yeah I cant "log in"

[jaunty path]

Idk

[half sage]

Im in character selection

Error 5002

[jaunty path]

Yeah no clue

[tawny gorge]

it's because you're french

[half sage]

Except im not french

[tawny gorge]

the system thinks youre french

fight the system

[half sage]

I dont care

[tawny gorge]

wtf

the system is not letting you in because it thinks you're french and you don't care?

[half sage]

Exactly

[grizzled plover]

captain spawn
ten snipers in one roon
plague ogryn
shotgunner patrol

I love when the director tells us our run is over

[shut hollow]

most scariest thing is when you enter the room there are more then 5 laser sight upon you

[heavy dune]

I wonder if theres a mod that cycles your cooldowns for you and your team if you all have it equipped.

If you're all running the same ability or something and it can somehow time you all to go one after the other so you're never without gold toughness or something

[orchid skiff]

it's called voice chat

[elder hare]

add the trapper with the phase nets that go through cover, and a crusher that's been winding up since you spawned in

[amber delta]

but im scared of talking

[heavy dune]

Most people hate being told what to do by a human. But if its mr.computer chatgpt grok. Oh boy where do I sign up

[orchid skiff]

kiss me instead

let our bodies do the talking

[orchid skiff]

cuz chatgpt sucks their dicks

u gotta do the same

"You're clearly skilled, but imagine how unstoppable you'd be if you synced with the team. Your individual talent plus coordination would dominate."

ty chatgpt

[grizzled plover]

Perfect roll chainsword finally maxed out, maybe now my psyker will stop shitting herself and dying as soon as the fighting gets close

[spare ether]

chatgpt more like poopoo peepee

[granite lily]

..Why, why did, why does your chainsword cause your Psyker to die?

[heavy dune]

What doesnt cause psykers to die with this new update to be fair

[elder hare]

skill

[heavy dune]

the tantalizing idea that you might kill that trash mob with your weak ass explosion is just too great

[neon agate]

They hold it backwards

[orchid skiff]

i'm not taking that talent without 300% dmg 300% range friendly fire activated

[granite lily]

Ahh got it, they got that really bad itchy spot, and the chainsword is the only way to scratch it

[grizzled plover]

Oh I'm bad at the game so when fighting gets close on a fragile character I have a harder time staying alive. The hope is that a max power chainsword should kill things fast enough that I'm not at risk of showing how bad I am at Psyker

[granite lily]

Ohh, I mean, learning how to be, not fragile on a fragile character just takes time.
Im glad you got your roll you wanted though.

[neon agate]

Exactly you get it

[inner nimbus]

Im always surprised when people say Psyker is fragile, I have to be reminded how many hits people eat

which is ironic cus I eat overheads like they're a delicacy

[long sigil]

WAIT

why duel sword still good

[heavy dune]

he is the squishiest class out of the 5

if its supposed to be vet I think iron will single handedly handles that but no ones not taking iron will I dont think

[elder hare]

Duel sword is eternal, and was made to carry psyker melee

[arctic escarp]

originally a psyker exclusive melee too..

[elder hare]

yup

[heavy dune]

Me a Devil Claws user watching everyone pog out about duel swords parry being able to tank everything in the game acting like they wern't just badmouthing it because it was on the milhouse of weapons just 3 months ago

[jaunty path]

I wil leav amerikkka and travel 2 Japan to get mai anime waifu

[elder hare]

Devil claw sword carried me throughout vet accomplishments

special spam and things were killing themselves

[arctic escarp]

tbf DS became more interesting when it got the parry

[heavy dune]

Its just too important to take in Quickplay. Amount of squads that will leave you with the boss on your own and carry on running on thinking the nurgle/chaos spawn will just somehow vanish after killing me is astonishing

[arctic escarp]

it being Op overstayed its welcome

[elder hare]

yeah the double stab was a bit ridiculous

[arctic escarp]

also FS please just make the parry have the same speed as the dclaw

[elder hare]

nah cause then why have a Dclaw at all if the DS does it but better

[arctic escarp]

Dclaw can clear hordes better

[elder hare]

Dclaw needs something

[arctic escarp]

and has better parry cleave

[heavy dune]

not anymore, they gave DS insane stagger on all its attacks now

Nothing DS cant do now

errr

DS

[arctic escarp]

the slower parry on DS is just not fun to deal with. And besides the Sabers are meant to be lightweight weapons

[heavy dune]

they could have kept DS's insane damage if they just took away its horde clear capability. I'd of been way happier with that

[elder hare]

give it a niche for sure, i feel like all weapons are trying to fit into their own specialties

[heavy dune]

Something about Dclaw makes me wanna spin around 360 with it against a horde. Wish it had a whirlwind slash infinate cleave thing

[elder hare]

hahaha 360 spins in first person can either go hilariously well or...not so well, there's no halfway point

[heavy dune]

You'd have to have the effect indicate a spin had taken place rather than have the camera follow along

[drowsy lynx]

Don't let cica catch you calling DS a saber lmao

Dclaw should have something though

[heavy dune]

It did. And then they gave it to the strongest weapon in the game making it even stronger

fatshark logic

[hard crane]

Dclaw parry dmg scaling based off the attack it eats when

let me deal more dmg than thammer by eatting a crusher overhead

[heavy dune]

None of which it can kill with one parry though (which it really should be, perfect parrying into not killing feels aweful)

Zealots ability doenst count in conjunction

[drowsy lynx]

Or lets you enter a "parry state" blocking all damage for a time, then dealing it all back in one swing at the end

Would probably conflict too much with how people already use it unfortunately

[hard crane]

Does the parry attack not block for you mid swing?

[drowsy lynx]

I think it does, I just mean you're not retaliating until the end of the parry state window

[elder hare]

man or being able to parry a crusher overhead

[drowsy lynx]

I don't use it often so I'm unsure if the game considers it a block or just damage mitigation

[drowsy lynx]

Swear I've seen people do this

[heavy dune]

Dclaw can parry crushers

Source: Ive actually untrained myself to NOT dodge out the way and just stand there and parry, its a bad habit when I use a diff class

[brave slate]

I still find it weird that the machete sword hybrid is a weapon for parrying

[elder hare]

anything can be a parry weapon if youre skilled enough

even guns

[heavy dune]

Its very obviously meant to be the weeaboo samurai sword to make you feel like a skilled samurai guy in 40k thats why it has parry

[wary flint]

what do i even do with curios i no longer need?

[hard crane]

delete them for ordos

not oreos

[brave slate]

Then it should be renamed to debiru craw

[heavy dune]

im not sure im allowed to laugh at that joke

[amber delta]

you are not

I forbid it

everyone else can though

[hard crane]

No

I forbid anyone else but symbol from laughing at it

[elder hare]

i really wish we had more power sword variants

[rancid badger]

Marbo.

[elder hare]

i'd be willing to settle for a vault sword

[fair bridge]

there was a spider in my car this morning this is bullshit

[hard crane]

Torch the whole car

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff kill it

[amber delta]

eat the spider

[rancid badger]

You Australian?

[solemn sequoia]

Hope you tossed a krak nade at it

[fair bridge]

spiders are a worldwide menace

[jaunty path]

Its tiny it ain't gonna hurt you

[rancid badger]

Answer the question.

[fair bridge]

DIE

[amber delta]

no they only eat people in australia

[jaunty path]

It's SMALL dude

[elder hare]

dont worry, the vague tickling you feel on your skin is most definitely not a spider

[fair bridge]

lets just saye ......., im

[solemn sequoia]

Nurgle infested spider most likely

[jaunty path]

It's a teeny tiny little bugger 10x more terrified of you

[fair bridge]

snakes i fw

spiders i do not

[jaunty path]

Why

[rancid badger]

If you're not currently in Australia, Brazil or West Africa, simply GRAB THE SPIDER LIKE A MAN AND REMOVE IT FROM THE CAR.

[jaunty path]

Spiders are cute

[amber delta]

do not fuck snakes

[rancid badger]

^

[jaunty path]

Don't hurt it pls

[final herald]

the wise mystical brown recluse

[jaunty path]

Get a cup and toss it out

[rancid badger]

In that case it's getting punched.

[fair bridge]

uhhh yeah

i did that

it's fine now

[jaunty path]

Good

[fair bridge]

[jaunty path]

Spiders are good at getting rid of pests we do not like

[fair bridge]

filthy frank user in the year of our lord 2025 what a world

[jaunty path]

Wha

[elder hare]

dude went full send

waiting for pinkguy reacts

[rancid badger]

Spiders that can 1-shot you aren't allowed to exist outside of Australia, Brazil & West Africa.

They will be going extinct because they have no business having that sort of fuckass attack power outside of those 3 places.

[fair bridge]

i wonder if he listens to joji

[onyx urchin]

is anyone else having server issues where they get disconnected from missions?

[rancid badger]

Update broke a few things.
Netcode is one of them.

[jaunty path]

Amazing after an hotfix people can't even play the game

[elder hare]

implying netcode wasnt already broken

[red shadow]

Error code 2014 on ps5 constantly

[fair bridge]

important to submit support tickets to fatshark so they know what is broken

[rancid badger]

Arb update fixed it.
Vet update broke it again.

[final herald]

netcode is always broken

it was broken last patch

it's broken this patch

it was broken the patch before

it will be broken next patch

[rancid badger]

Increasing shotgun damage by 2% will randomly break it.

[jaunty path]

I deliberately cause problems because I'm bored

I curse at fastfood workers

[rancid badger]

Don't do that.

[elder hare]

thats just fucked

[jaunty path]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-gif-25240833

[rancid badger]

You never know if it's some guy's last day and they're waiting for an excuse to put an Ebola culture in the cola of some Rude Cunt.

[elder hare]

Or step on lettuce

[jaunty path]

I walk in the back and do this

[drowsy lynx]

Real filthy frank?

[jaunty path]

I take uber eats orders too

[elder hare]

Also never fuck with the people who make your food, you might find additives in it

[jaunty path]

That's fine

I can always fight them

And win

[drowsy lynx]

Also working food service is ass and being nice to people is big aura energy

[jaunty path]

Have you

[elder hare]

fuck around, find out

[jaunty path]

LOL

[orchid skiff]

i put it outside

[round mica]

everybody gangster until they find a loogie in their burger

[jaunty path]

I like to ask for an ice water at the driver thru just to throw it back

And speed off

Does anyone else order sauce sandwiches from subways

[brave slate]

I spit on my own food in front of the service staff to assert dominance

[arctic escarp]

am I getting twinkified if cica knows

[elder hare]

forcibly

[jaunty path]

Footlong with all of the honey bbq sauce....

Yummers...

I wonder why people just have jars of cash and change out in the open at their business

I guess they like giving out free money.

[sweet trail]

Why are all the plunner missions also visibility reduced

[brave slate]

So that you can't see them gun you down

[blazing hawk]

KILL AI ARTISTS!!! I CAN DRAW PEOPLE BEING IMPALED ON POLES

[drowsy lynx]

Yup you know the rules

[elder hare]

i thought it was more a fx thing, like smoke/smog particles makes illuminated elements more "striking", like lights at a concert

[clever horizon]

happy birthday john

[blazing hawk]

Thank you

[blissful kiln]

I already can't see them, they're barely telegraphed

[drowsy lynx]

That word makes my skin crawl

[blazing hawk]

I have half an hour of birthday left

[blissful kiln]

[neat salmon]

Feels like performance took a hit this patch or just me?

[sweet trail]

I hate this

[arctic escarp]

I expect aftercare at least

[elder hare]

big patch update always has some slog, a combination of new code, new elements, and player spike

[blazing hawk]

It's almost like FS doesn't play their game

[blissful kiln]

play Exe stance ez

[blazing hawk]

I am a Finnish game developer and I don't play my game

[neat salmon]

Thats fair enough i guess. Btw is the edit config method to disable RTX still valid?

[clever horizon]

havent got to play since the update and im excited for see plunners on psyker

[blazing hawk]

Is fatshark from finland

[drowsy lynx]

As is tradition

[blazing hawk]

Or sweden

Or estonia

[neat salmon]

Sweden

[blazing hawk]

I forgot the third one

[clever horizon]

uh bosnia?

[blazing hawk]

Yes norway

[clever horizon]

🥀

[blazing hawk]

I am a developer from Sweden and this is the game I made but don't play at all

Helldivers 2 devs

Fatshark

The only outlier is hakita

[arctic escarp]

Swedish devs 🥀

[neat salmon]

They play but perhaps Malice or Diff 5 in HD2

[blazing hawk]

I really do hate Arrowhead

Because they had

An amazing game

And then they pandered to the COD Cocksuckers

[sweet trail]

Hes finland

[blazing hawk]

And then everything became op

[neat salmon]

How so

[blazing hawk]

They made shi

[neat salmon]

So u prefer Grunt fantasy?

[clever horizon]

wtf are the diffs uh damn, herseyz malice and then??

[blazing hawk]

Worse

[solemn sequoia]

Add the stuttering from the recent update and game running like crap xD

[sweet trail]

Who are the codsuckers

[blazing hawk]

Call of duty players

Who like powertrippijg

[neat salmon]

Dananation

[blazing hawk]

"WAAAAAH WAAAAH MY FLAMETHROWER CANT KILL BILE TITANS!!!! WAAAAH WAAAH I NEED A CHANGE OF DIAPERS!!!!"

[clever horizon]

so real

[blazing hawk]

And then

Flamethrower gets buffed

[neat salmon]

Seems like an autodesk stingray issue, sometimes it runs amazing sometimes its a mess

[blazing hawk]

And then fire on bots gets NERFED

Which is like

My NICHE PLAYSTYLE

Did they need to slime it out???

[clever horizon]

john sybau

[blazing hawk]

At least the crisper can kill TANKS?????

[neat salmon]

@blazing hawk Grunt or Power fantasy?

Pick wisely

[blazing hawk]

WE HAVE THIS WONDEROUS INVENTION CALLED THE RECOILLESS RIFLE

Hmm

Helldivers 2 sucks I'm playing gmod

I like the powertripping if I have to work for it

Like me and my torcher

[neat salmon]

Its why i keep coming back to DT, the power trip in this game is insane.

[blazing hawk]

I literally learnt how to duck and dive through bot fire just to get into torcher range and it is so satisfying to burn through the bot infantry

[neat salmon]

Im pretty sure my Zealot could 1v1 Titus low diff

[blazing hawk]

But Arrow "I suck mega call of duty dick" Head made it extremely annoying to kill bot troopers with the torcher

All because the whinedivers on bugs couldn't kill their bile titans with flamethrowers

[clever horizon]

let me post images in general so i can propely react to johns crashout

[blazing hawk]

And so they released the patch that killed fire on bots

It's been a solid year since the RR got buffed and then

[neat salmon]

Im sorry they ruined it for u bud, but im enjoying HD2 more now

[blazing hawk]

It's still the most powerful weapon in HD2 too

[neat salmon]

I guess im the COD

[blazing hawk]

They just HAD to kill torcher on bots

Why yes my ANTI INFANTRY GUN is SUPPOSED TO KILL TANKS NOW

[rare pulsar]

hd2 is very decent now they just fucked up the flamethrower

on all fronts imo

[blazing hawk]

Wow great cockbouncing arrowhead way to "a game made for everyone is a game made for noone"

They DESERVE the 6 million cod cocksucker crybabies

[neat salmon]

That was their motto

[blazing hawk]

The torcher on bots

Was GREAT SINCE IT WAS RELEASED

EVEN AFTER THE FIRE NERF BEFORE EOF IT WAS FUN TO USE!!!

IT KILLED INFANTRY GOOD

[neat salmon]

Hop on The Finals guys

[arctic escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268980920128507926/1417847023612203058/IMG_1806.gif

[blazing hawk]

Isn't that a valorant clone

[neat salmon]

I…

I might just have to disregard yr opinion after this

[blazing hawk]

I'd rather kill.myself than play anything with at most 2 degrees of separation of csgo gameplay

[ripe gorge]

I loved helldivers until the " lets make some enemies invincible" thing

[neat salmon]

They fixed it

[neat salmon]

Great, a “purist”

[sleek harness]

Just one

[blazing hawk]

Divers will shoot a tank with a revolver

Andnthen die

And then whine on reddit

And then senator is ap4

[sleek harness]

Omg guys, see why light pen is trash?

Because I tried shooting it on a tank

[blazing hawk]

Id rather kill myself than to play anything with a battle pass

[neat salmon]

[blazing hawk]

Not even fortnite

[sleek harness]

Hello John Happy Birthday! Boy

[ripe gorge]

Well its more complicated than that. Hive lords destroying oil rigs too easily. Cave missions being a nightmare to coordinate with randoms etc.

[blazing hawk]

This is why I will never touch bugs

[neat salmon]

Its better now after sometime from release but release day no one knew what to do

[blazing hawk]

The bug front is full of mentally incapacitated people

[ripe gorge]

Hmm ill keep that in mind thanks!

[blazing hawk]

I'd rather not share a galactic quadrant with them

[neat salmon]

Ok botdiver

[blazing hawk]

When will they bring back

Super earth missions

[ripe gorge]

But the real issue is bugs and performance

[neat salmon]

I dive on illum myself

[blazing hawk]

I liked the big gun mission

[ripe gorge]

The game has felt broken ever since the mega cities

Massive desync for one

[sleek harness]

@dapper trench

Helldivers 2?

Need help farming medals for me to become a gunslinger

[royal badge]

Since squids launched tbh, Jetpack squids have always been a pain to hit cuz they literally stutter midair

[heavy dune]

I keep seeing that face posted, what is that image meant to tell me emotionally about the message?

Is it like the Chad meme/

[inland mantle]

Yesnt

[sleek harness]

Be happy that I still have nitro

[inland mantle]

Gonna be a sad day when it's gone

[sleek harness]

Exactly

No more O'Saa

No more sad Arthur

No more smart ork

[dapper trench]

when i get home from work bud

also you got some bad internet dude

or maybe its just me

[sleek harness]

Its you

Anyways

[cobalt mauve]

I haven't played the new update because I'm afraid that I will now be bad at the game :_ )

[sleek harness]

Of course

Not playing game makes it always good on your heart

[wary flint]

do you only derank in havoc when in a lobby thats in your rank or higher? 20 rn so if i do a 19 and will it still track as a loss?

[sleek harness]

You will dehank if its your havoc being played

[cobalt mauve]

told you

[vestal mantle]

Guys, has anyone ever noticed the subtle joke about the Ascender

[ripe gorge]

How is havoc right now? As in is it easy enough to find a team via party finder?

[cold quiver]

Go on

[solemn sequoia]

For me it just worsens with each update lmao

[solemn sequoia]

They reset the ranks, all peeps who were above 30 are on 30 now so yeah, its pretty easy to find a team

[ripe gorge]

Cool thanks!

[marsh sluice]

i like darktidee

[vestal mantle]

The joke is that normally we are waiting for an elevator... The ascender is basically an elevator that is delivering a staircase

[round mica]

game says error code 5002 anyone knows whats up?

[astral jungle]

The lens texture on the new ogryn helmet is quite.. low-res when you view it in cutscenes

[neat salmon]

You r not alone man

[compact mesa]

I miss flat cooldown reduction

[dapper trench]

Oi

look on the bright side

Scavenger isnt shit anymore

[little marten]

Ok Darktide gamers

I’ve installed the update

[vestal mantle]

So I started playing psyker

To mix it up

[elder hare]

great upgrade

[thick fog]

game is kinda spicy with this update

[somber stream]

Would be great if i can actually play more than 20 minutes

Error 2014 has been.. frequent

[orchid skiff]

took you long enough

[whole glade]

Shrimp alfredo or chimkin?

[shy panther]

shrimp chicken

[whole glade]

ah

[placid knoll]

The pox gas modifier in havoc should also have med stim too. with that modifier it is way too unfair for player to get constant dot like that

[shy panther]

And yet you play darktide, which has that penance reward track, which is very similar to a battle pass

checkmate librul

[orchid lynx]

Very funny how vet can now jut out regen it with exe staance

[whole glade]

does the anti-curroption work any,moar?

ive been sing it for 5 monthes and no worky now

like me zealot is meant to do fuck off damage and heal corruption

but it no work

[shy panther]

[whole glade]

like

[shy panther]

What are you talking about

[whole glade]

the zealot aura thing

[shy panther]

you mean the fucking aura

oh my god

Yes it works and it always did

i struggle to remember any time it didnt

[elder hare]

too much gooning cancelled it out

[whole glade]

I DONT REMEBER TERM AND SHI

[shy panther]

READ THEN

[whole glade]

they why didnt it heal any even when my entire team was with me?

[whole glade]

NO

[shy panther]

bc you acutally have to believe in the emperor for it to work

[whole glade]

mf. I DO

[elder hare]

Wound corruption cannot be healed outside of medstations

[shy panther]

its cool like that, your PC detects heretical thoughts

well clearly not hard enough

[whole glade]

oh like being downed?

[elder hare]

Yes

[whole glade]

OHHHHH

i have ogryn intelligence

[neon agate]

I am pretty sure half the pcs here have been corrupted by heretical thoughts. Look at big boi's pc

[elder hare]

You can get eaten by a beast of nurgle, and be brought down to 1 HP and get it all back but if youre downed youre not getting the wound back until medstation

[woven crescent]

is anyones game when booted up just displaying: 'Your game is outdated, please exit and update it' ?

[whole glade]

i just see a pinkish color and think oh ill heal that in a few

[elder hare]

If zealots could heal wound corruption theyd be kinda OP

[neon agate]

Oh 10000%

[whole glade]

they should be able to heal teammates by like chanting ot sum

lore accurate zealot

[shy panther]

fym "lore accurate"

fuck kinda lore you reading

[neon agate]

"IF THOUST SURVIVE THIS A SISTER OF BATTLE WILL SIT ON YOUR FACE!". Half the people here would go all out for that

[shy panther]

literal medical personnel within the astra militarum and the other dozen military groups within 40k dont exist

literally 31st millenium

[neon agate]

@blissful kiln I AM NOT WRONG

[whole glade]

yknow like if you think about the warp u give it power, if a fanitic zealot chants about the emperor it could in theroy take away thoughts of the warp

[neon agate]

YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT

[lethal socket]

I think its important to note

1. the zealot is NOT a sister of battle
2. the zealot probably doesn't have the training of a hospitalis

[whole glade]

i just thought it would be cool :[

[neon agate]

I didn't say the zealot I said sister of battle would

[lethal socket]

I like healing being a rarer thing instead of just 'press F to fully heal your team'

[whole glade]

to maybe use the relic and chant and she would heal her teammates :[

[orchid lynx]

3. The zealot thinks he is one and has the training

[whole glade]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[steady citrus]

Is anybody surprised that we got a plasma based enemy instead of the voxpack enemy like we’re were being teased with that penance a while back?

[neon agate]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[steady citrus]

Radio operator* I mean

[arctic escarp]

eeeeh a dedicated healer class would be redundant imo

[orchid lynx]

He is already implemented in the game but not used in any way.

very strange

[shy panther]

I want a class with some sort of deployable traps/turrets

[steady citrus]

Obesefish why

[whole glade]

I was just talking about a super anti- corruption zealot who could like chant and heal stuff :[

[shy panther]

https://tenor.com/view/bigtop-burger-steve-you-lost-the-moment-you-entered-these-woods-deer-fighting-deer-gif-820117651063736894

oh i forgor, no embed

1984, u better click on it

[arctic escarp]

actually a SoB class would be nice

[orchid lynx]

U can even spawn with creature spawner

[elder hare]

Not if they change the level design and combat loop. Imagine having a full escort mission with no med stations

[whole glade]

or what?

[steady citrus]

Komissar please go and “restate the moral” over at fatshark and get them to do some work please

[whole glade]

morrow better

[neon agate]

I know some people want them so bad

[whole glade]

hes the goat

[arctic escarp]

wont be out of place

[elder hare]

Prolly the admech class when it gets introduced

[arctic escarp]

also balances out ogryns by being female exclusive

[blissful kiln]

first make dt women not look hideous

[elder hare]

The hard part is that most levels require constant movement

[neon agate]

Since we have arb yeah

[whole glade]

and mama Hadron/ Dukane

[blissful kiln]

imagine sisters with those faces and haircuts

bruh

[elder hare]

Well remember Markus, the dude from Fatshark, said they had "3 classes out of all the potentials they wanted to bring in" when arbies was getting developed

So arbites, SoB, and admech

they picked arbies cause they saw pet class from VT2 do really well

[whole glade]

didnt he say only from codexes?

[neon agate]

Their looks do not matter, but their effectivness in combat

[orchid lynx]

The update appeased me for now so no

[neon agate]

And sadly in my group if there was a sister battle she would be barking and asking her various things

[steady citrus]

Fair enough

[neon agate]

My darktide group is NOT making it out of the auric maelstorm

[arctic escarp]

also the potential of character banter between SoBs and rejects

maybe they have a soft spot for veterans

[elder hare]

Would a SoB really be the focused healer? I thought she'd be what the arbies is to vet-- a more premium version with a focus on flamers, battle miracles, and increased damage to heretics

[blissful kiln]

I doubt she'd be about healing

[elder hare]

thats what im saying

[little marten]

Flame, support, hybrid

[elder hare]

prolly closer to sister argenta from RT-- heavy flamer, much more armor, and focus on increased damage/debuff to enemy armor

[somber stream]

Heavy Bolter

[arctic escarp]

I can get behind this

[somber stream]

Heavy weapon oriented

[unique smelt]

Flamer, Bolter, Melta.

This is the way of the Sororitas.

[little marten]

Hand flamer and chainsword combo say whaaaa

[somber stream]

Better make good use of that power armour

[arctic escarp]

Arby's is the foot knight

a hypothetical SoB would be the grail knight/outcast engineer I think

[orchid lynx]

@somber stream Krak is real

[somber stream]

Who?

[little marten]

Given on no flames in the zealot rework I’m fairly confident in a SoB class now

[orchid lynx]

the granade

[shy panther]

[somber stream]

Oh, it has always been real

[little marten]

WHAT CLASS TO PICK NOW AHHH

[unique smelt]

Did the flame grenade get removed/replaced?

[little marten]

Nah but nothing about flames in the tree I guess

[arctic escarp]

zealot

[little marten]

Forgot about the nade

I kinda wanna try this falchion tho is it fun

[neon agate]

Or any ranged for that matter

She can be a super powerful ranged dps

[unique smelt]

It's kinda like a relic blade. Makes cool sounds.

[neon agate]

I made her BH and she does pretty well

[whole glade]

i with you could aim the throwing knife

[somber stream]

Sister next year along with the Genestealer cult update, trust

[unique smelt]

How power weapons should be tbh.

[little marten]

Spicy

[oak valley]

Need more class concepts uweh
I crave creativity from the masses so I may hoard it

[neon agate]

NOT THE BALL STEALERS

[little marten]

guys ive accidentally made discord full screen

whats the button to stop this

[arctic escarp]

why am I male pregnancy reacted

[gray acorn]

F11

[little marten]

thanks

[somber stream]

ALIEN BEANS

[orchid lynx]

yeah but not only got it directly buffed but got a lot of indirect buffs. The grenade perks are more convenient to access. Also the crushers with thier nearly doubled HP are pain in the ass. So thats what i mean

[blissful kiln]

because zeal*t

[shy panther]

...Flamer??

[arctic escarp]

what the fuck!!!

[elder hare]

the funny part is in that same interview, Markus was saying that there were a bunch of really good ideas but they narrowed it down to the 3, so there's an abundance of choice

[little marten]

well i figured flamer is their exclusive weapon and no talents do much with it

[somber stream]

So it's even more viable now, nois

[unique smelt]

They buffed crusher HP?

[shy panther]

tbf you dont NEED to have anything done to it

its amazing as it is

[somber stream]

can go up to 6k HP now

[shy panther]

its a free area denial tool, and you jus take Knives along with it and there you go

[gray acorn]

So is it just me or is latency absolutely insane over the last couple of days? I just tried joining a couple games and basically got instantly hoofed out twice - there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with my network, nor do there seem to be any funky settings on my computer affecting darktide. Is this the same for anyone else?

[oak valley]

Need me a new flamer
The one I've got ain't good iirc

[orchid lynx]

from 3600 to 6500

[somber stream]

How often do you get DC/ crash?

[elder hare]

But less spawn chance for crushers

[somber stream]

I don't crash, but DC is a common theme

[whole glade]

is the health bars a mod:[

[orchid lynx]

no dcs for me and one crash so far

[shy sandal]

That's a nice change tbh

[gray acorn]

yeah it looks like it's lagging out, but it justs eems to be darktide severing my connection to the server than anything else.

[somber stream]

Reeeeeeee

[shy sandal]

Only when i join vcs on discord do i DC.... for some reason

[elder hare]

Yeah got tired of the 7 crusher spawn pack

[orchid lynx]

Id say pretty good for 3 days

[somber stream]

I've been getting 2004 and 2014s very oftenly

[arctic escarp]

yea

[gray acorn]

If it's not universal, I guess I can try a different server location. failing that I'll give it a week, then get in touch with their support.

The patch yesterday was bad, but the hotfix today just seems to have absolutely ruined it.

[little marten]

have they nerfed the consecrate 30 wepaons to green to get made weapon exp or something

[arctic escarp]

no

[gray acorn]

nah, it's still the same. Tbh that is a lot of materials, only super viable if you're already rich.

usually it's just a side effect of getting a 60 mobility / defence weapon anyways

[whole glade]

GODDAMNIT, I CANT HAVE SHIT ON XBAWKS

[gray acorn]

I mean, it's basically cheating

[whole glade]

to have numbers on health bars 😭

be deadass

[drowsy lynx]

How dare I want to know if I'm being hitregged with thammer

[blissful kiln]

healthbars improve visibility by a lot

it's a straight up buff to the player

[elder hare]

Also it's prime for kill stealers, especialy for scoreboarders

[blissful kiln]

mini exe stance\EO

[whole glade]

god forbid i wanna know if my build works

[gray cradle]

It doesn’t

It never does

[elder hare]

in the famous words of Todd howard: "it just works"

[gray acorn]

lol use the scoreboard? I mean you don't need to actually cheat to find that out

might as well crack on wallhacks and an aimbot while you're at it

[elder hare]

i too use distrupt destiny

[drowsy lynx]

Legitimate braindead take lmao

[whole glade]

I DONT THINK XBAWK HAS A REAL SCORDBOARD

[blissful kiln]

more like XBALLS

[orchid skiff]

no. also i didn't know it was green so i upgraded everything to blue and now i'm poor

[little marten]

i scrapped 18 greens and only got to level 3

[whole glade]

i wanna see the funny numbers, it makes my brain happy

[whole glade]

fr

its all i got

:[

[inland mantle]

You are scraping the same weapon as what your going for ya

[arctic escarp]

#zealot-class message eeeh you probably better off without it (old clip)

shit's a fucking UI nightmare

[gray acorn]

needs to be the same type of weapon as what you're using

[little marten]

oh lmao

[blissful kiln]

you sure you scrapped falchions and not pswords by accident or something? xdd

[little marten]

oops

[inland mantle]

That would do it

[little marten]

i scrapped whatever i had

[whole glade]

i played looter shooters, im used to fucked uis

[arctic escarp]

my condolences

[whole glade]

prolly why im fucked mentally

tanks bl2

[inland mantle]

tanks indeed

[delicate fox]

truthpocalypse

[elder hare]

i do too, sucks that xbox cant mod one in

[whole glade]

that would make the game 10/10 for me, just add a Fallout 4 mod menu thing to the game already

like FUCK

[elder hare]

i wonder why they have a VT2 scoreboard but not one here

[arctic escarp]

toxicity

[gray acorn]

haha just see chat when you have an asshole on your team

[round mica]

did they add Hadron feet

[elder hare]

its more toxic here than Vt2 and it's backwards in implementation

[whole glade]

LAZY, AND THEY DONT WANT PEOPLE TO CRITIZES SHITTY TEAMMATES

[arctic escarp]

like just enter class chats over a year ago and watch as how many people have dick measuring contest about their numbers

[whole glade]

I SWEAR

[arctic escarp]

well not much changed but it was worse xd

[wary flint]

game wont let me change name. only using letters, no spaces or special characters and its not a slur or anything that would be replaced with * if typed in chat

[gray acorn]

Just wait until you have someone with healthbars and scoreboard absolutely lose their shit over their numbers, genuinely enough to put you off modding for good

[arctic escarp]

yeah

[elder hare]

bro if the bad teammates actually stuck around to the end it would matter

[round mica]

this reminds me of how world of warcraft is nowadays

metrics and shit everywhere

[arctic escarp]

I have since uninstalled scoreboard and I genuinely dont give a shit how I perform

[elder hare]

but youre right

[arctic escarp]

Im just here to play the horde game ahah

[gray acorn]

yeah mission success = good mission, I've played the game long enough to know if a build isn't working after 2 minutes in the psykanium

[whole glade]

no, i want people to be like "hey, you should push when i use this thing, or maybe you should push in as a zealot bcc its your job"

[whole glade]

no fr i get those knife users every 3rd game

[gray acorn]

you want people to tell you how to play the game?

[whole glade]

when they have 1000+ hours, yes

[tawny grail]

Tactics are for suckers

[gray acorn]

i think if anyone said that kinda crap to me I'd be leaving or I'd be kicking them, whichever got me away from them quicker

[tawny grail]

How dare you suggest coordinated effort

with your VOICE

[whole glade]

if its genuine critizism then sure but being mean nuh uh

[gray acorn]

lolllll I've got well over 1000 hours and it's not my job to teach you the game

just practice, if we fail, we fail, I won't play with you again

but I'm not giving anyone a hard time over that

[tawny grail]

I think you may have grossly misinterpreted the wish for more proactive teamwork

[gray acorn]

it's just a game

[shy panther]

um technically using your arms and legs is a straight buff to you, so, pretty much cheating

[gray acorn]

don't be useless, don't consistently play harder difficulties than you skll level. seems pretty easy

[gray acorn]

that's just stupid, but ok

[shy panther]

im not wrong

it IS a direct buff over you NOT using your arms and legs

[drowsy lynx]

But it's just a game. But also don't use any QoL, because that's cheating

[shy panther]

yeah its just a game

no QOL though

bad.

[drowsy lynx]

It's just a game, play it with only your feet

[shy panther]

But play it how you want

[gray acorn]

an overlay telling you how much health and the position of every special and elite in view?

lol

ok

[drowsy lynx]

Hands are cheating

[shy panther]

that snot what that mod does you nimrod 💔

only if YOU ever damaged them

[elder hare]

spam assail

profit

[shy panther]

and it disappears after 1 second

[whole glade]

if lets say i had a pysker teammate who kept brain bursting the elites bc it gave the team extra goodies, then i kept killing them without knowing, then after the mission he said "let me brain burst the big guys bc it gives us good shit"

[shy panther]

using ur blitz is a direct buff to u, the enemies dont have that, stop it

[whole glade]

thats teaching me

[gray acorn]

I can't tell if you're mocking yourself or trying to make a point

[shy panther]

try me big fella

[gray acorn]

wut

[little marten]

ok

falchion slaps

[shy panther]

my opinion can magically switch from whichever one makes me come out on top in about half a second

[little marten]

new vigilants slap

[drowsy lynx]

Players with old hardware realizing they're not allowed to play the game because they can't render the full depth of vent purge fog and therefore are cheating

[tawny grail]

Exposing enemy health numbers in real time is not an advantage I want to give myself because that sounds kind of lame but if you enjoy it or are using it to a specific end like testing specs then whatever
It's not like the mod police are going to come break down your door
But it doesn't hurt to be self-aware enough to understand why other people might think what you're doing is lame

[little marten]

is ranged on darktide SAVED?!?

[gray acorn]

on top of what

[shy panther]

on topdog

[whole glade]

i like seeing them on BON or CS

makes since in my brain

[gray acorn]

what dog

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah I use it for a short while after they tweak enemy hp or ya know rework my entire main class to get to know breakpoints before removing it

[gray acorn]

I don't follow

[tawny grail]

It makes sense but personally I think it is too much info, not knowing exactly how much health an enemy has left is part of the gameplay to me

[blissful kiln]

if ANYONE damages them

[drowsy lynx]

I'd rather look for enemies than health bars ultimately, it's unnecessary clutter once it serves the purpose

[shy panther]

ive never had it happen when ANYONE damages them

mb thats my settings though

[blissful kiln]

3 classes in the game have it as a FEATURE you pay for with talent points to see enemies more clearly

[little marten]

ERROR CODE 2006 EXCUSE ME?!?!

[drowsy lynx]

Could be settings for sure

[blissful kiln]

and you get a similar feature on any class with a mod

[shy panther]

[blissful kiln]

bruh, I use it because I can't see shit in this game

[shy panther]

shit man you dont like it make ita rule in your lobbies

lmao fair

[blissful kiln]

but it is straight up making the game easier

[shy panther]

but yeah no ive never had it show up when ANYONE damages them

only when i do

and i didnt change shit settings wise

[drowsy lynx]

Right the guesswork is fun, I just would rather learn over a week or matches or so than spend time in the psychanium memorizing breakpoints

[gray acorn]

it takes a week to learn breakpoints?

[rocky moat]

me when i have a helathbar mod so instead of not seeing a poxwalker horde i can see one poxwalker from te entire horde if my buddy shoots one once

through a wall of course

[tawny grail]

Yeah, I'm not really driven by the meta enough to bother, and the increased visibility from the health bars is too much

[drowsy lynx]

Thankfully it defaults to not showing chaff healthbars lol

[drowsy lynx]

It definitely feels like cheating on vent purge or lights out

[blissful kiln]

if the game wasn't so ass dark and every enemy wasn't wearing black armor I'd not need a healthbar mod

[shy panther]

there is a LOT of information and, usually, you wont immediately absorb it all.

[dapper trench]

[blissful kiln]

I don't need it rn either, but idk, I got tired from trying to see

[shy panther]

meaning at best 4 days if youre studying it intently with all the resources

[dapper trench]

tf are you guys talking about

[delicate fox]

healthbar mod

[dapper trench]

warframe?

[shy panther]

read

[dapper trench]

Dont get paid too

[gray acorn]

itt people justifying using a mod that significantly makes the game easier because they can't spend half an hour in the psychanium or don't like to use their eyes etc.

[dapper trench]

So uh

[shy panther]

then perish

[dapper trench]

......

boo

fucking

hoo

[shy panther]

okay big fella, lets get you to bed grandpa

[tawny grail]

Typical heated mod argument

[dapper trench]

sounds like a skill issue

[shy panther]

mr "back in my day we couldnt make the game less annoying"

[whole glade]

it all started cux i wanted to see funny numbers

[gray acorn]

lol it's just telling how upset everyone gets when you point out how much easier it makes the game, and everyone has their own special reason that totally isn't that for why they use it

[blissful kiln]

maybe someday there will be less spam

[iron glade]

I don't use health bar mods purely for the reason it makes the game look like ass

[inland mantle]

Skill issue I'm getting error code 9999

[drowsy lynx]

Some people just need something to cry about while they do least damage on team lmao

[iron glade]

And I gives me Vietnam flashback to warframe

[shy panther]

well you use talents, so that makes the game easier

and i see plenty of ppl playing without, so whats your excuse 💅

[gray acorn]

and this guy doing whatever this is

[rocky moat]

you guys use talents, blessings, and perks?

[shy panther]

using your own logic kek

[blissful kiln]

false equivalence is what it is

[tawny grail]

that's humor, sire

[gray acorn]

it's a joke? jesus wept 😄

[drowsy lynx]

I only play with grey weapons, no curios, no talents. Anything less is cheating

[blissful kiln]

the game is very clearly not designed with healthbars in mind

[tawny grail]

not everyone specs into the humor tree it's okay

[rocky moat]

truth

[shy panther]

i forget that people with 1k+ hrs arent capable of feeling joy

[drowsy lynx]

I mod my game to turn off boss healthbars because that's also cheating

[shy panther]

no use with humour

[rocky moat]

uh actually i only havve 890 hours

checkmate

[shy panther]

you go past the breakpoint of 1k hrs you just become a poxwalker

irl

you have 110 hrs remaining

[rocky moat]

nah i'd win

[shy panther]

use them wisely reject

[tawny grail]

1200 hours and still happy in Heresy

[rocky moat]

i play this game like 30 minutes at a time nowadays

[tawny grail]

I can't remember the last time someone was a yappy piece of shit

And it's still a lot of fun

[inland mantle]

What happens at 2k hrs?

[gray acorn]

pretty sure you spend most of your time filling out spreadsheets and getting angry on reddit about blessings not working

[shy panther]

you become normal again

[dapper trench]

imagine

[shy panther]

no no thats between 1k and 2k

[arctic escarp]

ok but can we talk about how Zola should absolutely dominate me

[inland mantle]

Lets go

[rocky moat]

i'd have to use my brain for that... noooo thank you

[shy panther]

i use 100% of my brain to imagine healthbars on my enemies to see them better

[inland mantle]

Have you thought about not being online?

[dapper trench]

congrats, you prove you have no brain

[arctic escarp]

tf are we even angry about

[shy panther]

clearly they just proved they do have one they just dont use it

[shy panther]

we were angry?

[jaunty path]

Health bars aren't needed in this game...they actually really fuck with the visuals too

[dapper trench]

no reason

[inner nimbus]

coworker in the office was reading a giant book

[dapper trench]

This

[inner nimbus]

half jokingly asked him what grimoire he's reading

he flips the cover over

[blissful kiln]

nah, they help a lot

[rocky moat]

correct

[inner nimbus]

its the actual fucking Necronomicon

[iron glade]

We were trying to find an absolutely correct answer to a complex and nuanced problem

[shy panther]

Ok but based

[inland mantle]

Based

[dapper trench]

Goes pretty damn hard

[blissful kiln]

see a cluster of healthbars -> fire shotgun -> ez killfeed farm

[formal mortar]

I also have a Necronomicon

[inner nimbus]

I was joking when I asked him what the grimoire was

but it turns out

[jaunty path]

Kill the enemy that is the biggest threat

[drowsy lynx]

Damn I didn't realize enemies were invisible without their healthbars

[inner nimbus]

that is not dead which eternal lies lmao

[arctic escarp]

yea but you don't need healthbars to know you're burning stuff

[jaunty path]

It ain't made of skin so

[blissful kiln]

my friend has a Satanic Bible

[elder hare]

its made of tree skin

[inner nimbus]

it is not buuut its a very cool black book

[wooden creek]

Yeah, that's the name of the collection of all of Lovecraft's works yes

[jaunty path]

Are they into witch craft or something

[wooden creek]

There's a similar one with all of Howard's Conan books

Black and gold

[blissful kiln]

you are denying that healthbars improve visibility?

if so then I have nothing to say further

no point

[orchid skiff]

denial is in egypt

in egypt there are slaves

[blissful kiln]

DNial

[drowsy lynx]

If you have enough of them on screen it actually hurts visibility because you can't single targets out beneath all the red

[inner nimbus]

ok but when I asked him what grimoire he was reading I wasn't expecting it to be the grimoire

[drowsy lynx]

Which is why I don't typically play with it

[blissful kiln]

don't care, DB goes brr

[stark bobcat]

lmao

[jaunty path]

Health bars contribute to the already cluttered visuals in this game dawg

[shy panther]

me personally i turn off every texture except health bars

[formal mortar]

Somewhere around here I have some old "Spellbooks"

[shy panther]

and zola

[drowsy lynx]

If you're implying I am shooting clumps of enemies blindly with a dbarrel I don't know what to tell you, I don't use that shit

[shy panther]

helps iwth visual clutter like arbites

[blissful kiln]

I heavily disagree. They make the game much more readable for me.

[formal mortar]

Which are really just a bunch of recipes for remedies

[drowsy lynx]

I think anyone using a weapon that way probably gives no shits about healthbars anyways

[formal mortar]

And I think a few of them are poisons

[river elbow]

I want to see the deaths of the heretics when I put the karking boot in, a Healthbar would impede my vision.

[blissful kiln]

enemies just blend with the environment a lot

[jaunty path]

The only time healthbars are needed are for problematic enemies. Like the plasma gunner or sniper...

[blissful kiln]

the environment is dark, enemies are dark

they're all small humanoids

[jaunty path]

I really wonder how

[gray acorn]

have you tried upping the gamma

[formal mortar]

Why do you need a healthbar on a sniper? It does from a fart in the wind

[arctic escarp]

cant say Ive had enemy visibility issues

[blissful kiln]

and everywhere on the screen there are 5 explosions going off at once at any given moment

[drowsy lynx]

You can just ping them ofc

[gray acorn]

that sounds like a setting issue, unless you've got impaired vision?

[jaunty path]

I don't see the need for health bars when you're already slaughtering everyone

Oh wait can I make the healthbars smaller?

[formal mortar]

There is already plenty of UI in this game I don't need more, this isn't call of duty

[blissful kiln]

on a sniper? no. on a gunner? the black armored gunner that blends with the black environment? huge visibility upgrade

[arctic escarp]

also FS sound design cues (which they got inspired by l4d2) are also helpful when knowing whos who and where they spawned or about to attack

[iron glade]

But at the same time, if the next time you shoot into a group blob of healthbar thinking it is a shotgunner horde, only to be obliterated by a group of plasma are you gonna blame health bar for it

[drowsy lynx]

We didn't have dodge counters before this patch but we do now. Was using numeric UI to show them cheating before?

[thick fog]

Make the UI more Suicide Squad kill justice leage like

[iron glade]

Or just complain about plasma

[formal mortar]

Plasma gunners are easy to spot once you know what they look like

Just open your eyes, I wear glasses and can see them

[gray acorn]

this just seems wild. what black environment? what settings are you playing this game on?

😄

[rocky moat]

yeah true

[drowsy lynx]

Gets shot by plasma gunner behind wall of bulwarks

[arctic escarp]

enemy designs are well designed enough that I dont need healthbars

[drowsy lynx]

They could maybe use better audio queues but they're not hard to spot visually

[elder hare]

people out here wanting to play a live action rts

[arctic escarp]

and the black is easily contrasted with the green yellowish backgrounds

[shy panther]

everyone here is completely forgetting that this game is ridiculously hectic at times and some visual clarity is heavily appreciated

[formal mortar]

I've only died to plasma gunners once and that was my own damn fault

[gray acorn]

skill issue

[dapper trench]

ah

[rocky moat]

if you or a loved one finds yourself in this situation, call uh

[rocky moat]

idk someone with a plasma gun should do the trick

[shy panther]

you have 1k hours you dont get to say shit big fella

[drowsy lynx]

Gotta fight plasma with plasma it's true

[gray acorn]

get gud?

[orchid skiff]

please shut the fuck up about darktide

this isn't the place for it

[wooden creek]

The necronomicon is a fictional book within Lovecraft's works

[formal mortar]

What does hours have to do with it?

[rocky moat]

actually true tis is the hd3 server

[shy panther]

i will STAY bad because the game stays FRESH that way.

Im not learning breakpoints becuase that makes the game PREDICTABLE

im not learning the best BLESSINGS because it could lead to OPTIMIZATION HELL

[formal mortar]

Yeah I haven't learned break points or anything like that, I go with what feels good

[inner nimbus]

I know what the Necronomicon is, I was just surprised cus I asked my coworker like 'ooh fancy grimoire, whatcha reading' jokingly and it turns out yknow, its the Necronomicon, which is a grimoire in the works of HP Lovecraft lol

[shy panther]

im not using meta weapons because i dont WANT TO because thyere NOT FUN

[zealous viper]

if i can make them bleed i can win

[rocky moat]

what the fuck is a breakpoint rahhh!!! go my flamer

[shy panther]

for fuckin real

[formal mortar]

I will admit that is a fun surprise

[elder hare]

thats why i roll custodes, cause it's fun AND very winnable

[rocky moat]

i use ds and plasma not because theyre meta but because i actuall just like tem as weapons

[inner nimbus]

I use what I like

[formal mortar]

My favorite weapon on vet is the shovel

[orchid skiff]

why is bro explaining what the necronomicon is

[dapper trench]

I mean

Egypt

had one

[rocky moat]

i wonder what else they had

[dapper trench]

theres also something called Satans Bible

That actually real

[shy panther]

idk why i would ever read a book about necks

much less how to romance them

[dapper trench]

red necks?

[formal mortar]

redneck fabulous

Something I saw on the back of a pickup truck

[dapper trench]

cool

[solemn sequoia]

They are but it's still nice to try others from time to time, refreshes the game

[shy panther]

im gonna keep it real w/ u

[solemn sequoia]

Incoming you play havoc and you wont get accepted on higher ones because of your weapons heh

[shy panther]

using the meta is what made me quit the game a year after it released

[formal mortar]

So far only 2 weapons I've really disliked are the Heavy Sword and the Dueling Sword

[shy panther]

so no matter what

whether im doing damnation or havoc 40

im not picking the meta

fuck that