general-chat

[tribal wave]

These games really love to have the "everything is fine, and then everyone died" with Left 4 dead style games.

[blissful kiln]

#disablemods

[orchid skiff]

you first of all need to be

[opal wyvern]

So how’s that update

[elder merlin]

I'll be honest, i got shot at a couple times by the new plasma gunner in mortis, and i didnt not care for it at all

[sleek harness]

Good

Some people are mad because lacking content

[misty trench]

didn't not?

[opal wyvern]

How’s vet and zealot

[elder merlin]

Its a rework update, so its a update

[elder merlin]

They're alive

[opal wyvern]

The reworks I mean

[blissful kiln]

very goo

d

[elder merlin]

They do be reworked, dats for sure

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dog-dog-cute-soo-cute-gif-15537377810302690700

:3

[gilded socket]

Ruff…

[drowsy lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[languid hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[tired steeple]

okay

oh my god

I understand ow

they're terrifying

[night obsidian]

anyone else crashing directly to desktop when trying to load into the game?

[fickle bolt]

is the captain shield burst downing entire teams ever going to be fixed? seeing it every event map.

[gilded socket]

https://tenor.com/view/fem%26m-femnm-i-love-heart-locket-gif-14218063119797415874

[versed raven]

what do i do if i ran the darktide mod patcher batch file and now my darktide crashes instantly when i launch it

[ocean widget]

run it again and disable the mods

[versed raven]

did this update break every single mod?

theres usually a good chunk that stay working

[ocean widget]

update DML

its already been updated on nexus

[gilded socket]

Boobies

[nocturne bloom]

BOOBS?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-would-seem-gif-18723492

[tired steeple]

hey uh question

has anyone noticed how some hordes have enemies from different modifiers

[sleek harness]

Yeah thats part of the events

[tired steeple]

ran into tentacle and moebian poxwalkers

ah okay thanks

[nocturne bloom]

Read the patch notes

[sleek harness]

Join and open the Official Discord server to see what the fuck is going on on your favorite game

[tired steeple]

It’s weird though it’s like 2 guys per horde

So it’s hard to notice

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom why you no messege me

[tired steeple]

What do tendrils arm boys even do

I know moebians have more armour

[nocturne bloom]

I just said boobs maxi

[little marten]

boobs

[nocturne bloom]

BOOBS

[ocean widget]

and now we wait for the "steam down?" questions

[gilded socket]

Im cawling you our

[tired steeple]

new duelling sword is cool

[nocturne bloom]

Calling me out for what

I hide nothing

[gilded socket]

Goigh

[limber zealot]

Is your username a reference to arknights

[tired steeple]

oh my game crashed

gasp

a frog

[sleek harness]

Laugh at loser

[tired steeple]

apparently people have been having net issues?

mine's been fien

fine

[nocturne bloom]

Its from a group me and my friends made on 360 over a decade ago lol

[ocean widget]

probably because its tuesday

[limpid ginkgo]

Steam dead

[blissful kiln]

fake

[ocean widget]

wheyyyy heres the first one

[tired steeple]

rubs my steam shaped tummy

[limber zealot]

Ah lmao

[ocean widget]

#general-chat message

fuckin predicted this

[limber zealot]

There's a character in arknights called Projekt Red

[tired steeple]

that's a game company

[nocturne bloom]

But I am aware of the game and character

[ocean widget]

https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Projekt_Red

[tired steeple]

What is this

Nah this is fake and made up

[ocean widget]

the character projekt red

[nocturne bloom]

She was actually the recruit i got from the pre order

[limber zealot]

Cool

I haven't played that game in years

[nocturne bloom]

Me neither, i just pop on it now and again

[limber zealot]

I downloaded it as a joke during the lockdown cause of how terrible the ads were but ended up liking it

[blissful kiln]

gacha 🤮

[limber zealot]

Played it for like 2 years

[limber zealot]

I never paid for rolls directly

[blissful kiln]

more like garbaga

[limber zealot]

However I did give them 5 bucks a month to get the currency to do rolls

And you got a lot of it from that

You just had to login and claim it

[nocturne bloom]

I havent spent anything on any gacha games

[limber zealot]

It's the only gacha game I ever played

[nocturne bloom]

Im like top 40 on nikke global and was top 20 on destiny child before it shut down

[limber zealot]

Holy shit😭

That's crazy

[river fox]

Oh yeah this dude has disposable income.

[nocturne bloom]

Wish they didnt shut that game down, was one of my favorite gachas

[limber zealot]

^

Bro is f2p

[nocturne bloom]

Nah, I dont spend anything

[ocean widget]

lamias disposable income is time

[river fox]

[nocturne bloom]

You literally only need like 2 specific units to carry

[limber zealot]

I looked it up and apparently some company is trying to revive it rn

Hope your shit transfers lol

[nocturne bloom]

Game gives you 20 summons free an event and every piece of content showers you in gems and rolls

[limber zealot]

This is a lie actually

I played Fire Emblem Heros a lot as well

[nocturne bloom]

Yes because I want to max Artemis out again

[elder merlin]

Only Gacha i play is gbo2

[limber zealot]

Based alert

[nocturne bloom]

I like nikke for, reasons

[small kestrel]

Update up now? Is game worth getting back into?

[limber zealot]

I miss Gundam Evolution deeply

[limber zealot]

Game was never worth dropping imo

[nocturne bloom]

Yea that was BS, was actually fun af

[limber zealot]

But yeah update is out

Zealot rework is peak

[tired steeple]

What us gbo

[limber zealot]

Gundam game

[tired steeple]

Oh I see

[limber zealot]

I think if they gave that game another year in the oven and advertised it past having vtubers shill it then it would've had some staying power

Also it should've been more friendly to it's players

Unlocking an MS took ages

In its final season they made the unlock currency way easier to get and I think that's how it should've been from jump

[gilded socket]

Woof

[limber zealot]

Cause it made unlocking an MS not take forever but it also wasn't an insignificant amount of time

I've thought about this a lot

I'm still mad it's gone

[nocturne bloom]

Looked it up and sadly it sounds like an idle rpg based on the shut down game lol

[limber zealot]

It's what got me into Gundam

[nocturne bloom]

Rip

[limber zealot]

Ah tragic

Sorry for getting your hopes up

[round mica]

do damage buffs buff bleed tick damage? or is it only strength

[limber zealot]

Don't think so

I've never tested but I can't imagine that it would

[surreal onyx]

Seems the vet class is quite popular this update. I barely see a psycker out there.

[vestal mantle]

Good evening all o/

[tired steeple]

My headpops have been doing nicely

Hello

[tired inlet]

That's Darktide baybeeeee

[regal oak]

how do i fix the game after(im using 2 mods(animation event and scoreboard)

[vestal mantle]

Todays update... Ogryn is now working on Heresy

And friend now has darktide

[surreal onyx]

“Bettar than Brakfast!!!”

[tired inlet]

"More like Krakfest" throws two sticky grenades on you

[regal oak]

nvm i jsut disabled it

[surreal onyx]

Responds with Big Box of boom!

[regal oak]

hopefully

[tired steeple]

More like brapfest

faaaaart

[regal oak]

i disabled my mods

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

This pleases nurgle

[regal oak]

your going into timeout

[tired steeple]

🫡

[cobalt wharf]

Anyone else noticing the new difficulty curve?

[elder merlin]

[shrewd summit]

Anyone else’s game crashing when you try to open the penances?

[shrewd summit]

?

[tired steeple]

Man one update drops and 70 problems follow afterwards

Classic fatshark

[nocturne bloom]

Eh time will tell. Im more concerned about the new devs for it

Com2 is scary for anything really

[limber zealot]

What have they done before?

[nocturne bloom]

Summoners war mainly

Any amount of F2P that og DC had will be gone imo

[ocean widget]

oh no

summoners war is a mobile game
that also is on steam for some fucking reason

[nocturne bloom]

Theres a lot of mobile games on steam

[ocean widget]

awful

i mean at least most of them dont require you to take out a loan to enjoy

[gilded socket]

Pulled pork

[blissful kiln]

member old buy2play mobile games?

I member

[ocean widget]

member when f2p games wanted you to connect your facebook for bonuses
i member

god i actually havent seen that done in a long fucking while though

i think the most recent example i saw of that was angry birds epic and that shut down ages ago

[junior crag]

I already feel like the plasma gunner should get some sort of nerf

[nocturne bloom]

I remember when some mobile games didnt check to see if you completed the offer and you could just tap, go back and get it free

[blissful kiln]

we had a prison simulator on our facebook clone (much better than the original btw) and for some reason it was immensely popular

it was basically a gacha now that I think about it

[ocean widget]

if it was better thats probably why it was popular

[blissful kiln]

just without random character rolling

no, the social media was better

the game was fuckign dogshit, I never could understand it

[ocean widget]

ah

[blissful kiln]

but I remember you could, I kid you not, spit in some other player's prison food

and that was a mechanic

[ocean widget]

and now we wait for lamia to pop up

[blissful kiln]

and there were raids on bosses

[ocean widget]

but yeah i cant say im surprised for some reason

probably cus it was a facebook game

[ocean widget]

gacha MMO then christ

[blissful kiln]

did facebook have something like that?

but yeah, my friends played that shit, but I played good mobile games instead

Galaxy on Fire, Deep 3d, all the movie licensed platformers

[ocean widget]

cant find anything about it
probably cus it got buried by a game that released a couple years back

[ocean widget]

shame the good shit doesnt exist anymore but hey thats capitalism baby

[fair bridge]

[jaunty path]

Come on now it's not that good.

The motion tweening is ass

[languid hazel]

I have an extremely random question. Is the Imperium capitalist or is it some other thing? I very specifically asking about their economic system

[gilded socket]

Ruff…

[jaunty path]

I hear the story is decent though.

[gilded socket]

Totalitarian authoritarian

[languid hazel]

Waff waff

[tired steeple]

Oh another dog

Hello

[gilded socket]

Basically everyone and i mean EVERYONE pulls their own weight and EVERYONE is subject to the high lords

[gilded socket]

Awawawa

[languid hazel]

Ababababawoo

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure. I mean like......Capitalism means capitalizing on a need. I'm not sure if theres anything to capitalize on when The Imperium dominates literally everything.

[green shoal]

Do the high lords in 40k contribute in some way, or do they relax in luxury?

[tired steeple]

Rogue traders exist

So there has to be some sort of capitalism right

[nocturne bloom]

Fake plot enjoyer

[ocean widget]

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

even in a universe as war ridden as warhamemr 40k

[ocean widget]

there is still capitalism

[ocean widget]

[nocturne bloom]

Now post stickers from the server and see how long you last

[low hemlock]

iz that a D A R E‼️‼️‼️

[jaunty path]

I SAW THAT

[nocturne bloom]

1 misclick scrolling past the nikke server and ill be killed on sight

[ocean widget]

dog im not even in the server and i could put money on you being banned because of it

[mild escarp]

Anyone else getting pretty frequent CTD or Errors that abort missions? Havent been able to finish a mission in about an hour

[odd shadow]

The dueling sword is actually interesting to use now with its parry ability I love it

[ocean widget]

disable ur mods

[nocturne bloom]

Maybe ill make it my banner at some point

[mild escarp]

They are

[jaunty path]

Oh thats just porn

[odd shadow]

Ban that slannaesh filth

[jaunty path]

Mods have logs

[blissful kiln]

it's over for you, bucko

ass is haram

[low hemlock]

Insert “Letz not be too rash” gif

[nocturne bloom]

But its 2b so its ok

[neon agate]

Big boi how many commissions of you made of Hadron x Ogryn?

[low hemlock]

[neon agate]

Answer the question

[low hemlock]

🤫 🧏

[odd shadow]

Chat how we feeling about the update?

So far?

[blissful salmon]

Last 4 days been getting Backend Error when I try to log into the game. Steam, tried reinstalling the game, restarted router, changed DNS settings, added some port forward rules to router... No good.

No mods.

[neon agate]

I love the zealot buffs

[low hemlock]

well Zealot got nerfed havein Loner removed so….me give it

New Update Grade: B+

[neon agate]

Absolute ragebait

[real gale]

Trivial question but how to fix mods not working?

[ocean widget]

disable them or update DML

[ocean widget]

have you tried shooting your PC with a 40mm

[real gale]

thanks! IO see now
That may do the trick

[ocean widget]

according to big boi "not enough"

[odd shadow]

I haven’t tried rework of zealot yet just pysker and veteran and they slap now

[neon agate]

Now they are going to confirm that Hadron hates ogryns so your ship will never work

[tired steeple]

God I hate radiohead

[odd shadow]

you be okay loner was kinda mid imo

[ocean widget]

my guy
lore feelings do not care about fanfic feelings

[tired inlet]

You know who else likes absolute ragebait?

[neon agate]

Yeah I want to try them

[ocean widget]

i have seen fanfic of homophobes being shipped together

[low hemlock]

T A K E‼️ THAT‼️ BACK‼️

🫵💢

[ocean widget]

fanfic writers do not care about lore

[graceful fern]

Dictatorship

[neon agate]

But there is a chance it can be real. As longs as it not confirmed as not being

[tired steeple]

So did you all know Hestia likes and dislikes certain character personalities

[languid hazel]

… why do I feel like I recognize that picture when I click on Big Boi’s server tag?

[ocean widget]

also hadron tbh has no reason to hate ogryns

[ocean widget]

because its a vore vtuber

[tired steeple]

What

[languid hazel]

…

[tired inlet]

War Economies practice a form of totalitarianism; but it is still following a capitalist system at the local/planet level

[tired steeple]

Very funny

[tired steeple]

What is it actually

[ocean widget]

a vore vtuber

[tired steeple]

You’re pullin mah leg

[neon agate]

That's the point

[tired inlet]

Voretuber

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

hold on lemme grab their name RQ

[tired steeple]

Oh my god

[neon agate]

They can make it where she does hate them

[languid hazel]

I’m searching my brain rn and I… unironically think I’ve seen that vtuber before when browsing streams

[ocean widget]

emmy dook or muzu nomi

[languid hazel]

Okay yes I have seen them before

[tired steeple]

I saw a findom vtuber on tiktok

[ocean widget]

its one of them
big boi can confirm though

[ocean widget]

im not surprised

[tired steeple]

I’ve seen 2 actually

[green shoal]

I'm trying to figure out in my head if the update made the game easier (because my zealot feels stronger and faster than before.. or is that just because I'm using a different build). But I can't tell for sure.
(So I guess if I can't tell for sure, that means it's good? The game is still fun)

[tired steeple]

Leanna are you matching with someone

Pfp

[ocean widget]

ok nvm they're the same person good to know

[languid hazel]

I just realized Hazy knows enough about me that he could easily share some stuff about me here and that stuff would be true

[tired steeple]

Ewwww you like vorreeee

[languid hazel]

… ||nyo||

[low hemlock]

uh no, of course not

[tired steeple]

Oh you should get a girlfriend

And match with them

[ocean widget]

i have done my research whether i wanted to or not

[low hemlock]

thats stuff us ucky ucky gross eww

[languid hazel]

I want one but I dunno how Dx

[low hemlock]

[real gale]

Holly! it works! Thanks a lot!

[tired steeple]

Try your best

[dry bay]

why are my talents not saving?

[ocean widget]

no worries

[tired steeple]

I unfortunately have too

[neon agate]

I would not do that

Because you can share stuff about me then

And tbh

[ocean widget]

by chance is it the fact you're a puppy girl that he could share

[neon agate]

I WOULD BE WAY MORE COOKED

[tired steeple]

Hazy mains lucio! Ahhhh!

I also mained lucio

[ocean widget]

i fucking hated you guys until i landed a hook on you

[neon agate]

Used to back in year 1. A lot of people associated me with him and I him enjoyed a lot

[tired steeple]

I also played roadhog!

[dry bay]

anyone know why talents wont save?

[ocean widget]

no

[neon agate]

Yo gigabaseed

[languid hazel]

I might have something akin to a gf right now but she’s super in Hellfloppers 2 at the moment. And seven years younger than me. And too busy ruining her non-existent sleep schedules while making a hd2 discord server for our “fleet”

[dry bay]

I selected all the nodes and used up 30 points. I click away and it resets

[tired steeple]

Mm probably better to find someone else

[ocean widget]

i just played whichever characters pissed off the most people
so rein moira and hog

greatest shit

[tired steeple]

Mei?

[neon agate]

AND I'M NOT IN THE SERVER

[tired steeple]

Mei was my dps main

[languid hazel]

Why? I’m an even bigger disappointment than she is XD

[ocean widget]

nah mei was actually kinda shit for pissing people off tbh

[neon agate]

FROGIST I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS

[tired steeple]

Roadhog my tank

And Lucio my healer. Mercy was also a healer I played a lot

[neon agate]

Nah don't say that. You are awesome viv

[languid hazel]

Bruther that’s not even scratching the surface

[tired steeple]

Well are you both adults?

[odd shadow]

People are saying the zealot got way more powerful than it is

[tired steeple]

7 years younger just sounds scary

[languid hazel]

Yes. I’m 27 :3

[tired steeple]

Ohh

Yeah give it a go

See if you fit work

[lilac crag]

interesting convo

[languid hazel]

Thougj

[tired steeple]

*fit and work

[neon agate]

Yes

[tired inlet]

me when I'm out with my friends and he's dating a 23 year old.

[neon agate]

Indeed

[odd shadow]

What did I come back to

[neon agate]

Idk about puppy girl sharing her stuff. I mean I wasn't going to expose her lol

[real gale]

Wow, from 60 mods only one was crashing the game after update

[tired steeple]

You guys are not gonna believe what 7 did to 9

[neon agate]

Again it's more risky for me to risk her exposing me

[neon agate]

Eight?

[tired steeple]

AHHHHH

[full scarab]

Has veteran and psyker been rebalanced or they just changed their skill position in skill trees?

[tired steeple]

sorry you scared ne

They got new skills

[neon agate]

LMAO

[languid hazel]

When I’m high I swear to my gods I overthink stuff so much more meticulously and then promptly forget about it XD

[dry bay]

whats dump on new falchion?

[tired steeple]

Mobility

[real gale]

Skill positioning is a gamechanger for me.

[tired inlet]

my wife and I have a 3.5 year difference; hell we were in high school at the same time -- just different ones obviously.

[full scarab]

It is a game changer but that's not really rebalancing

[neon agate]

It's bad you can't yeet it

[tired steeple]

My gf’s a month older than me so I call her a hot milf

[ocean widget]

yes raziel
we know your wife was in canada

[neon agate]

POG

[tired inlet]

worse: Indiana

[river fox]

I have a burning question Fatshark ?!? Where is my Arbites cosmetics

[full scarab]

Tomorrow

[tired steeple]

rubs my arbites armour shaped tummy

[neon agate]

When fatshark becomes fitshark

[green shoal]

That does make me a bit worried that, if classes get stronger, then the game feels easier... and if the game doesn't feel challenging enough, it's not as fun
(but I can't tell for sure if that 'power creep' is happening or not)

[real gale]

One Extra dodge is a gamechanger itself 😄 Balance? The Scab PlasmaGunner screw your Psyker and your balance xD

[languid hazel]

||if by some miracle that whatever this relationship is works, I am going to blame it on Hazy somehow :3||

[neon agate]

WHY ME!?!?!??!?!

[river fox]

I shall believe it when I see it.

[tired inlet]

I can't play more than 2 games of HD2 because of audio stuttering which causes intermittent game freezing

[neon agate]

ARE YOU USING MY RIZZ?!?!?!? I HAVE NONE

[languid hazel]

You know why ;3

[neon agate]

ALL I GOT IS FORG MEMES AND LOUD SCREAMING

[full scarab]

Im pretty sure they fixed it

[real gale]

ButtShark never fails

[languid hazel]

And I have none if that Dx

[neon agate]

[neon agate]

True

[tired inlet]

recently? Because this was still happening as of Saturday/Sunday

and I hadn't seen no patch notes

[full scarab]

I haven't had this for months

[neon agate]

People think you are cute so you have that as your advantage

[tired inlet]

it's new to me

[neon agate]

Also she probably loves that you are puppy brained

[languid hazel]

I’m what?

[full scarab]

Probably back again then idk I deleted the game

[languid hazel]

Bruther

[full scarab]

147gb is too much

[neon agate]

Yeah?

[green shoal]

60 mods... at that point, you're maybe playing a completely different game heh

[tired inlet]

I have like 16TB of space; I don't delete things anymore.

[languid hazel]

I am completely fraggin’ useless is what I am

[full scarab]

I have 1tb disc

[tired inlet]

INFINITE SCALABILITY

[neon agate]

No people think you are adorable you know that. Plus you are sweet and kind to people. Have confidence you deserve it.

[rocky moat]

there are no more darktide mods i ate them all

[full scarab]

Were they tasty

[languid hazel]

Bdhcudhwhzucucuwhshsuw is this really happening here of all places?!?!

[rocky moat]

no they were darktide mods

[vestal mantle]

Yay... My ogryn passes the heresy test

Now time for me to upgrade for next difficulty

[neon agate]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?! I AM NOT GOING TO ALLOW PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE NOT A AWESOME PERSON

[full scarab]

Have they tasted dark and tidy

[rocky moat]

yeeagh

[ocean widget]

hope you enjoy suffering

[vestal mantle]

This is the imperium... Everyone is meat

[drowsy lynx]

that dude that crashed out and got banned earlier DM'd me slurs

nothing creative ofc

[languid hazel]

Me being awesome does not relate to how much of deadweight I am irl XD

[neon agate]

True

[neon agate]

Fake

[languid hazel]

If only Hazy knew how bad my executive dysfunction and depression really are 😔

[tired steeple]

Anyone know where my phone is?

[languid hazel]

Hang on lemme call it real quick

[tired steeple]

Thanks

[real gale]

I said it works but didn't join the matchmaking..
Then it crashes.. So I'm screwed now as need to run the game mod after mod enabled to see which ones are crashing the game..

[neon agate]

That doesn't mean you don't deserve love

[vestal mantle]

Have you checked your other hand?

[rocky moat]

i ate it

[neon agate]

Did the raccoon steal it?

[drowsy lynx]

are you typing this on your phone?

[tired steeple]

WHY

[languid hazel]

According to all cultural and societal norms and even some laws it does =^w^=

[rocky moat]

i was really hungry

[tired steeple]

No I’m typing it through Charlotte’s organs through haruspicy

[rocky moat]

yeah

[vestal mantle]

If charlotte gets sick after eating phone... Does Hadron check through toilet time

[drowsy lynx]

honestly impressive

[gilded socket]

Think if there were like 6 presidents

[rocky moat]

no i dont get sick i eat metal all the time

[vestal mantle]

To see if phone is salvageable

[rocky moat]

it's okay im a machine

[orchid skiff]

Wyd after I eat your hand

[green shoal]

I wonder if there's a site or something where people can see a list of known mods that work fine, and which don't work atm

[tired steeple]

Humans can digest metal anyway

[rocky moat]

if you think about it robot women are basically just big phones

[tired steeple]

That is true

[neon agate]

Again it doesn't matter what laws or culture think. It matters what your friends think and you have a lot of friends who view you in high regards

[drowsy lynx]

nice that means you gain its powers. I guess that's randomly ringing and doomscrolling shitposts?

[rocky moat]

i could already do that

[rocky moat]

nothing gained 😔

[neon agate]

@elder merlin can you confirm?

[tired steeple]

I enjoyed that mcspicy

That was good

[rocky moat]

i mean i can

[tired steeple]

Ask the mecha pilot

They’d know about big robots

[vestal mantle]

Oh dont forget the vibrating at 7 am so you can make 10000 cases of corpse starch

Its like being an alarm clock

[tired steeple]

This reminds me

[neon agate]

Wait hold on. You are also a robot screwer?

[rocky moat]

no i am a machine

[weak beacon]

Ew I hate clankers

[languid hazel]

Praise the Omnissiah

[neon agate]

OH LETS GO

[rocky moat]

praise the omnissiah

[tired steeple]

In sm2 you can come across 2 menials saying like. “You’ve spent 3 days working. Go get some sleep. Report back in 4 hours”

[ocean widget]

Lucky
I havent got shit yet from him

[tired steeple]

You don’t even get 4 hours of sleep lol you get like 3 and a half

[real gale]

Great idea for making one, yet I dunno which corner of the internet would posses such knowledge.. I'll come back to post what's working for me.

[vestal mantle]

Tbf in the imperium our robots are mostly 50/50 human

[neon agate]

My heavy and bulwark my mains are now pink

[neon agate]

True

[tired steeple]

Oh cool. My assault is pink and gold

[drowsy lynx]

kinda surprising I think you were the first that pissed him off lmao

[ocean widget]

Yeah i was

[tired steeple]

Tried to make an emperor’s children but lacked purple

[vestal mantle]

Wait what I miss?

[rocky moat]

my assault is a blood angel

[tired steeple]

Don’t got no dlcs

[green shoal]

I wonder how do you get to be a high lord.. are you elected. Or is it like a king, where wealthy people let their children take over. Or is it like a military organization where you get promoted... Or is every planet different and GW just does whatever they want

[drowsy lynx]

ray cism

[zenith glade]

My all r blood angels

Lamenters my beloved..

[tired steeple]

Lamenters are my favourite

[rocky moat]

real

[languid hazel]

Completely unrelated question, is there any good warhammer games that let you play as Sisters of Battle? Kinda like space marine if that makes sense

[zenith glade]

I have lamenters for each marine

[vestal mantle]

Oh

[orchid skiff]

Who

[zenith glade]

And a death company lamenter for each

[tired steeple]

Battlesector is the best you’ll get

Dawn of war 1

[vestal mantle]

Dawn of War

[ocean widget]

Can't wait for this message to be sent in 7-8 hours though because my WiFi would now be the prime time to shit the bed

[languid hazel]

Isn’t Dawn of War an RTS?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

Sorry

[vestal mantle]

A great rts

[neon agate]

If I can i need to be pink in every game now. For reasons

[tired steeple]

Not really any sisters of battle shooters

[languid hazel]

Like an olderish one?

[neon agate]

REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR

[tired steeple]

It got a “remake”

[neon agate]

BY THE EMEPREOR YOU WILL HAVE IT

[languid hazel]

cries in idiot

[tired steeple]

More like the textures were upscaled

There’s a vr one. I think it’s just called sister of battle

It sucks

[rocky moat]

don't worry in 2985 we'll have them in darktide surely

[ocean widget]

You've got Argenta from RT
but thats sorta playing as one in a mediocre game so

[rocky moat]

((lie))

[drowsy lynx]

"agriculture secretary meowchi"

[zenith glade]

U vill have nathin

[languid hazel]

Just further reason why we need Sisters of Battle in Danktide

[tired steeple]

Do we even need a sister in darktide

[zenith glade]

And u vill be heppy .

[neon agate]

The closest you get to sister of battle is rogue trader with sister argenta

[tired steeple]

Zealot fills the role

[weak beacon]

I want a sister of battle horde shooter or something

[languid hazel]

“Rogue Trader” “mediocre game”
confused head tilt

[tired steeple]

I’d like a space marine dlc involving sisters

[drowsy lynx]

his shit is all gone now but here's when it happened #general-chat message

[weak beacon]

Real

[neon agate]

(Granted she is like super op)

[tired steeple]

One of the best characters you can get it seems

[lethal solstice]

It's not her being op
It's Arch Militant

[tired steeple]

Next to Yrliet

[zenith glade]

Fuuuuuck i missed a crashout ?

[tired steeple]

Yeah lol

[zenith glade]

Damn it ,,

[drowsy lynx]

it was a biiiig one too lmao

[ocean widget]

Its imo not great
Like its decent but not great

[tired steeple]

He was calling a mod an n word lover

[drowsy lynx]

full racism / slurs in chat

all ecause he didn't want to remake builds

[zenith glade]

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!

[neon agate]

I mean fair, but still

[lethal solstice]

They were crashing out over the tree reset too

[zenith glade]

GO DDAMN IT !!!!!!@@

All over that

[lethal solstice]

Like

[zenith glade]

U shouldve pinged me

[tired steeple]

Abelard is the strongest guy ever. He’d have defended the emperor and saved sanginius

[languid hazel]

At the very least they should give Zealot a SoB armor set 😭

[lethal solstice]

The thing that the devs literally could not avoid doing

[tired steeple]

“I am at your beck and call.” crits Horus

[neon agate]

I fooking love this man

[zenith glade]

I wouldve said some queer shit and triggered him

[neon agate]

Deada** my leper in dd2 is named abelard

[drowsy lynx]

literally dm'd dilara slurs after getting banned / blocked / timed out in chat

[ocean widget]

Yeah
I joked about fatshark stopping updating darktide because of that guy not liking change and he flipped
Top tier shit

[zenith glade]

My username wouldve turned him 2 ash

[rocky moat]

i wish i couldve been there too

[zenith glade]

Holy shit lmfao

[languid hazel]

Mine too lol

[zenith glade]

Dedicate my next estro shot 2 him

Magas mightiest warrior

[drowsy lynx]

#general-chat message

[tired steeple]

I looked away for like 40 seconds to get a snack and came back and some guy was banned

[zenith glade]

Any good uh

Copypastas

From it

[tired steeple]

Uhh

[drowsy lynx]

real quality human bean

[ocean widget]

No

[tired steeple]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me

That one

[languid hazel]

Fatshark! Add Sisters of Battle to Darktide and my life is yours! I can um… do some office cleaning I guess :3

[tired steeple]

That’s a good one

Again we have zealot

Do we need sisters

[languid hazel]

Don’t care

[tired steeple]

Can just say your zealot was an ex-sister

[rocky moat]

Yes because I said so

[ocean widget]

If we have sisters of battle showing up on atoma we've got bigger issues at hand than the karnak twins

[orchid skiff]

You need to tag me when such things happen

[ocean widget]

No because then they'd be a sister repentia

[ionic gulch]

To whom it may or may not concern. Why is the Jotuun Helmet, just a helmet. I would like a full Servitor Ogryn set, that is all.

[tired steeple]

Can we get the scissor sisters

[zenith glade]

All I did was post my fucking build and y’all went for my throat talking down on it like a bunch of toxic trolls you didn’t have to say anything if u don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything but naw y’all wanna be animals like every other troll and thru the safety of the internet you run your mouth and then talk smack about me it’s ridiculous and not fair of anyone to treat some one like that and u have the audacity to say I’m going thru somthing nah you and all the other trolls like you need to get over what your going thru and act right <-- still our best copypasta

[drowsy lynx]

sadly I don't think this person was literate enough to produce a worthwhile pasta, hence the inability to read the new tree lmao

[zenith glade]

Ziiiigh..

[orchid skiff]

Tell us how you really feel

[ocean widget]

It wasn't reading the new tree thar was the issue

It was the fact their build got reset

[tired steeple]

Lmao what was the context for this

[ocean widget]

The horror

[zenith glade]

There's so many in zeal chat

[lilac crag]

I thought you were saying this fr for a second

[zenith glade]

It was from yeaaaars ago

[rocky moat]

poo poo build

[zenith glade]

Back in my old time..

[tired steeple]

Also hello alexander

[zenith glade]

A simpler time..

Where skill trees were legit just lifted from vt2

[drowsy lynx]

If I see this shit again I definitely will lmao

[zenith glade]

3 skills every 5 levels

U picked one

[tired steeple]

I will now give you a big smack on the rear with something heavy

[lilac crag]

hello gelling

hello*

[zenith glade]

We had a meme where shit players would pick 1 1 1 1 1 1

[tired steeple]

That’s what you do to horses

[drowsy lynx]

they did change vet again so it is inevitable

[zenith glade]

And he had a 11111 build unironically

[tired steeple]

They should rework vet again

[zenith glade]

And we told him it wasnt good

We didnt even shit on him

And he lost his shit

[drowsy lynx]

omg that's right it's been so long I forgot

[tired steeple]

Lmao I see

[zenith glade]

We have some other zeal crashouts

There was a new tanner copypasta

[weak beacon]

I need to redo my builds

[drowsy lynx]

yeah tanner fan crashout is the most common one

[lilac crag]

zeal chat breeds crazy people

[formal mortar]

I just guess at stuff and assign points randomly

[rocky moat]

zealots when they have to crahs out for absolutely literally no reason

[tired steeple]

Then they should rework vet a fourth time

[tired steeple]

Accurate to the character

Except my gf she can’t seem to get angry

[formal mortar]

Nah she can get angry

[rocky moat]

i barely ply zealot nowadays but i will always be a zealot in spirit

[weak beacon]

They should add Horus as next class

[formal mortar]

You're just too foolish to tell

[tired steeple]

Eh no it’s a thing she has

[lilac crag]

zealot mains who are calm are the sweetest

[formal mortar]

She got a no angy gene?

[lilac crag]

there's only 2 I've met like that

[tired steeple]

She is very sweet

Maybe. Or it was just something with her growing up

[formal mortar]

Even sweet people can get angry, it builds up and then it's even worse

Keeping things kind for them so they don't blow up is key

[tired steeple]

The most I’ve ever seen her is just mild frustration

[formal mortar]

That's awesome tho that she doesn't jump the gun on people

[zenith glade]

Ao3 quiz..

[tired steeple]

I’ve seen her get absolutely demolished in guilty gear and she just doesn’t care

[drowsy lynx]

I remember the nicest hippie teacher in middle school finally getting mad after getting messed with one too many times. Fastest I've ever seen a class learn to behave

[neon agate]

Calm or just not angry?

[tired steeple]

Yeah that makes sense lol

[languid hazel]

Hazy! We should gayme together :3

[neon agate]

On Friday

Or wait

I think i can make an exception tomorrow

Maybe

[languid hazel]

||Ya know, I think the WH40K universe would be a lot cooler if Slaanesh gave Nurgle some Estrogen just to see what would happen||

[weak beacon]

Fucking what!?

[tired steeple]

Nothing would change

It’d just be the grandmother

[formal mortar]

That's definitely a zealot main right there

[tired steeple]

We’d still die from the plague

[languid hazel]

:3

[zenith glade]

Not all ouppiez r created equal

[vestal mantle]

Incoming gonneherpisyphillaids

[zenith glade]

The goon claimed that 1

[tired steeple]

Hey um question

[ocean widget]

Honestly probably fuck all would happen given the lack of a human form where estrogen would apply

[languid hazel]

I’m actually not playing zealot a lot lately

[tired steeple]

What does 31b/31e mean

[zenith glade]

It's my mos

[tired steeple]

Oh okay

What’s a mos

[vestal mantle]

Military occupation

[ocean widget]

Why are they occupied by the military

[vestal mantle]

Also different branches have different ways to explain the mos

[surreal onyx]

Zealot with Relic Blade is great. Power fantasy 101.

[zenith glade]

Military occupation specialty

Why is my phone trying to tell me specialty isnt a wors

Aka my job

[tired steeple]

Oh okay. Was about to ask why you put your cup size on your profile

[leaden granite]

So we got skill tree update etc, but when will we get custom button layout on gamepad

[zenith glade]

LMFAO

[languid hazel]

Lol

[vestal mantle]

Like I have no idea what a 31e is, and nefarious has no idea what IT2 in the navy is

[zenith glade]

2 get ppl 2 buy me thingz obv

31e is a cage kicker

Corrections

31b is a cop

[vestal mantle]

Oh, mo

Mp

[tired steeple]

Just realised you’re the third puppy person I’ve met here

I wonder if a fourth shall appear

[zenith glade]

31bs r eligible for a dual mos w echos

[languid hazel]

There’s dozens of us! >:3c

[zenith glade]

But u need 2 work as an echo for some time on an echo mission

Or go 2 an mosq school

[tired steeple]

Interesting

My gf is also ine

[zenith glade]

I did the former

[elder merlin]

I mean, they both got a port

[tired steeple]

One

[zenith glade]

It sucked

[elder merlin]

[zenith glade]

Miserable job

Cant wait 2 get tf out

[rocky moat]

who's to say a fourth hasn't already

[vestal mantle]

I was an IT (Exactly what you think) but I got out when I was a Petty Officer 2nd Class (E-5)

[zenith glade]

We multiply

[surreal onyx]

Ayyy! I was a 94L. Then someone who gets paid way too much money said let’s merge ground and air radios together in one mos.

[tired steeple]

I was thinking of getting a military job cause I’ve heard it’s just sitting on your arse doing nothing in another country but idk how true that is

[zenith glade]

U feed 1 more shall appear

[weak beacon]

What in thrones name am I doing awake

[vestal mantle]

In the Navy we combine our rates so I was an IT2

[languid hazel]

Slowly going insane like the rest of us, uwu

[zenith glade]

Im an e5 rn

Sgt

[surreal onyx]

Silly squids

[zenith glade]

Miserable

If i stayed in id make e6 in like a year

Fuck that

[vestal mantle]

It depends on the branch tbh

[zenith glade]

Army is doomed

Nation is doomed

[elder merlin]

You still on darktide? @sleek harness

[zenith glade]

Mashallah i will be a queer in peace

[vestal mantle]

In the Navy we have the E-4 mafia

[surreal onyx]

Army was/is doomed. I’d never go back.

[zenith glade]

This is true

For the most part

[surreal onyx]

Army does too.

[zenith glade]

And if u do u can get a good job

[tired steeple]

Aw hardcore

[zenith glade]

If u do uh enlist

I highly discourage you to

[tired steeple]

I wanna do nothing snd get paid for it

[elder merlin]

The hell is a gay ouppling?

[zenith glade]

But uh

Go to college first and then take the asvab

[vestal mantle]

Im a tad confused tho... Doesnt army treat ncos as e5 and up?

[zenith glade]

That's how i got a high score

[surreal onyx]

Go commissioned or don’t go at all. Seriously.

[vestal mantle]

Navy e4s are nco

[zenith glade]

But ur probs a e*ropoid cuz u said arse

[tired steeple]

Okay thanks. I’ll consider it

Scottish

[zenith glade]

So whatever ur test is do it as ur takin a hard math course

[tired steeple]

Oh nvm

[zenith glade]

And then take the job with the closest ur score

[tired steeple]

I have dyscalculia

I can count and that is all I can do

[surreal onyx]

The ASVAB is easy, though.

[zenith glade]

I got a 92 and picked a job w a required score of 31

[tired steeple]

Okay no I can add things up

[zenith glade]

31 is the minimum afqt score

[tired steeple]

I see

[zenith glade]

To say im unfilled is to put it lightly

[surreal onyx]

Same… same… worst mistake ever.

[zenith glade]

I need more enrichment in my enclosure

[zenith glade]

Yerp

6 years.. gone

[vestal mantle]

Smorter than me... I got a 87 but went in according to my rate

[zenith glade]

Like i want to be a cop when i get out

[surreal onyx]

Should’ve gone psyops.

[languid hazel]

Me throwing random dog toys into the enclosure to see what happens

[zenith glade]

My ass is goin straight to medicine

[zenith glade]

Same

35G was right there

[surreal onyx]

Military police is solid. Get used to paperwork.

Lots of paperwork.

[ocean widget]

Can already tell youre too smart to be one

[zenith glade]

It's miserable man

Ive done like

[vestal mantle]

Funny thing... As a civilian I do nothing even remotely related to my job in the military... I used to fix computers... Now I cut meat

[zenith glade]

Maybe one installation and it had like less than a few hundred permanent personnel

Road work there was boring as shit

The worst part is everyone else

[gilded socket]

Read the lore books

[surreal onyx]

Same with me when I got out.

[zenith glade]

People fresh out of high school with no practical human lived experience who never grow up

[tired steeple]

Mm I’d love a meat job

[vestal mantle]

No... No you dont

[zenith glade]

And are put in charge of people twice their age

[tired steeple]

Why not

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[elder merlin]

Do you like slaughtering animals?

[zenith glade]

Hopping from mob to mob is whst ive been doing

A little less awful

[elder merlin]

Bork

[ocean widget]

Paul and me clearly had the same thought

[tired steeple]

0 opinion

[vestal mantle]

You know how many people think they know their meat products until they start

[zenith glade]

At least you get a new batch of morons ever 9 to 14 months

[surreal onyx]

I couldn’t work in meat. I love animals too much. It would destroy me.

[tired steeple]

It’s something that happens

We gotta eat to live

[vestal mantle]

Hairy ticks, cow, same thing

[languid hazel]

Woof woof

[elder merlin]

True, i just wish it wasnt so barbaric

[tired steeple]

My gf did meat packaging. She liked it at first

[surreal onyx]

Oh, I can consume the product just fine. I just don’t want to see the “how’s it made” as it were.

[tired steeple]

Big agree

[elder merlin]

Tge way we treat them before death

[weak beacon]

💅

[gilded socket]

Buck

[blissful kiln]

as if that matters to the animals

[elder merlin]

But that is more of a too many humans type deal really

[tired steeple]

People that came in after her made messed and she had to clean maggots

She did not like that

[blissful kiln]

the only one who cares are the people watching videos of chicks getting shredded in the grinder

[tired steeple]

She has like… not a maggotphobia but an extreme disgust with maggots

Not a fear just a big massive “ew”

[elder merlin]

I mean, animals experience fear and pain same as us, doubt any human would wanna get electrocuted up the ass or grinded into paste

Im just saying

Empathy, the system can be better if we strived to make it so

[blissful kiln]

we don't know shit about animals. but we do know they can't express anything

so what does it matter, if they end up a steak anyway

[astral basin]

Aaa

[elder merlin]

I mean, hell, the lab grown meat situation could alleviate it

[tired steeple]

Can’t cows cry

[vestal mantle]

Im genuinely confused by this... I mean prolly different laws but I prolly cut 800-3200 lbs of meat a day and I never once had fly infestation

[tired steeple]

I feel like they can express easily

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

Yeah the people that came in during the day shift sucks

If I stab a cow and it makes a noise of pain, that’s a good expression that the cow is hurt

[little marten]

Damn that’s a lot of meat

[blissful kiln]

I'm all for eliminating animal farming completely, you know

[vestal mantle]

But I mean, the meat could be on the counter assuming a chilled market for an hour and no flies

[elder merlin]

Is this bait or are you genuinely a tard?

[vestal mantle]

So how the hell are there maggots

[blissful kiln]

but making butchering "ethical" is bullshit imo

[gilded socket]

Woooooffffff

[elder merlin]

Like i said, if you could get lab grown meat type shit going on a larger scale, we could alleviate the stress of butchering and implement a better system is all

[little marten]

Animals feel things 🙁 pigs are as smart as dogs they just become dumb when bred in captivity for meat purposes

[vestal mantle]

Anyways, the hard part of butchering is my hands... They hurt after 5 hours and lately been dropping my ps controller

[blissful kiln]

if they are so smart, how come they are so tasty?

checkmate

liberal

[tired steeple]

Okay

[versed elk]

dude i tried to do the new event mission like 6 times and all 6 we all died

[tired steeple]

Anyway

[versed elk]

its insane

[little marten]

I’ve been BOOMED

[elder merlin]

I say we carve up @blissful kiln and eat him

[real gale]

So the one mod that was not working and crushing mission terminal was Penances for the Mission

[blissful kiln]

eat dn

[fiery wave]

Try smoke.

[little marten]

Better to buy and respect meat than let it get ground down into Big Macs

[neon agate]

WAIT WHY?!?!?!?

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Cause fuck 'em, dats why

[blissful kiln]

Paul is racist

obviously

[elder merlin]

Did you ever see your long lost brother btw? @surreal ermine

[elder merlin]

You wanna play? Or you gettin off?

[neon agate]

LMAO not yet. I have been super busy this week so far

[sleek harness]

Still playing

Wanna call 2 more people?

[round mica]

New arbites cosmetics kick ass

[sleek harness]

Air

You

Maxine's sister

Want to play Darktide again?

[finite glen]

WHO NERFED THE INFANTRY LASGUNS AMMO

WHO THE FUCK WAS IT

[languid hazel]

Oh boy time to make my bad habits everyone else’s problem :3

[weak beacon]

Again I want enforce outfit for judge dredd guy

[elder merlin]

You talkin about @languid hazel?

[sleek harness]

Is that a yes?

[elder merlin]

Lol

[languid hazel]

Average Guardsman behaviour

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[finite glen]

Im so pissed

[languid hazel]

Yes

[finite glen]

They nerfed the worst gun in the game

For NO FUCKING REASON

[elder merlin]

@gilded socket play with us?

[sleek harness]

Nobody uses infrary lasguns

[weak beacon]

Just use a different weapon

[sleek harness]

Boxo

Bozo

[trim abyss]

ever figure out what the problem was? i'm getting this error too

[elder merlin]

Good

[languid hazel]

Waff waff

[elder merlin]

[round mica]

This is my rifle
There are many like this , but this one is mine

[finite glen]

No lmao

[finite glen]

DAMN STRAIGHT

[blissful kiln]

how were they nerfed

[sleek harness]

Ammo less

[blissful kiln]

are they even in the patchnotes

[finite glen]

They reduced the ammo count by like 8 shots

[sleek harness]

Thats how

[finite glen]

Which isn't much

But still ridiculous for thr worst gun in the game bar none

[little marten]

Wait wtf why did they do that

[finite glen]

Like the only reason to pick it was its ammo economy

LITERALLY

[steady flare]

new bolt weapon variants have huge splash radius

[finite glen]

THE ONLY REASON

[weak beacon]

It’s only 8 shots less

[finite glen]

Idgaf

[steady flare]

every other mission is power supply interruption

what did fatshark mean by this

[finite glen]

They shouldn't have even touched it

[little marten]

Remember when infantry lasgun used to pop off 🙁

[sleek harness]

Dude really is a guardsman, knows how many shots a weapon had before the update

[round mica]

Honestly very disappointed in a new bolter mark

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf it makes no sense to nerf it

[finite glen]

Or at least if they were they could buff it

[round mica]

Should have just given me a heavy stubber

[languid hazel]

Okay I am logged in :3

[weak beacon]

Dukaine is a baddie
What did fartshart mean by this?

[sleek harness]

Pistol bolter is good

The bigger not so much

[lilac crag]

hey, you know floof too?

[elder merlin]

Where is @gilded socket

[languid hazel]

I have spoken to floof a little

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Any Americans here that can explain something for me

[round mica]

What does it do different on the pistol ? Haven’t checked it out yet

[finite glen]

Still does trooper, just gotta rely on melee more

[elder merlin]

Yo

[regal oak]

they updtaed the great chainsword sfx

[finite glen]

Infantry lasgun/combat knife combo is the most meta thing in the game

[lilac crag]

that marks you as friendly, good to know

[little marten]

Who watches the Baddies tv shows and why

[lilac crag]

[nocturne bloom]

You misspelled shovel

[elder merlin]

The fuckin wut?

[finite glen]

No thats the helbore lasgun and shovel for our Kriegsman

But I dont like the helbore

[nocturne bloom]

I havent watched TV in over a decade

[little marten]

https://youtu.be/SEBUtaTaFuI?si=w04w42JR2bu4FNMZ

This show and its various spin-offs

[sleek harness]

Explosion bigger but less 70 damage and ammo less by 11
Ngl the changes are good if you like using the bolter in the middle of the hordes

It becomes even better with Lethal Proximity

[languid hazel]

Okay mistake has been made! =^w^=

[sleek harness]

"Puppygirl-enforcer"

[languid hazel]

XD

[blissful kiln]

🫃

[nocturne bloom]

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

I think hyperpreggers zealot should be a sticker on this server

should I DM the mods?

[sleek harness]

Darktide Server was a mistake

[elder merlin]

You'll have to excuse @sleek harness, he isnt used to the trans lesbian shenanigans

[tired steeple]

I should actually try the helbore now

[finite glen]

Didn't even see this response but you're going straight to the penal regiment

[grizzled plover]

The ranged class gets
-No heavy stubber
-No hellgun
-No melta
-No longlas
-A sword

Peak update. Thanks for killing my shotgun zealot build for it

[little marten]

Skill issue tbh

[blissful kiln]

"ranged class"

megalul

[grizzled plover]

Also nerfed ILG for no fucking reason

[grizzled plover]

Well it sure as shit ain't zealot

[little marten]

Ok now that’s based

[blissful kiln]

ain't vet either

[grizzled plover]

Idk man his starting ability is Executioner's Stance, he is very clearly ranged focused by default

[royal pivot]

why did they fuck up all the trees? urgh...spendet much time building mine...and now the ammoreduction..wasnt in the patchnotes...disapointing

[round mica]

Ever since space cop release I can’t play any other class at all

[tired steeple]

You can pregnant react the paladin all you want but I heavily agree

Why does vet get a new melee weapon

The gun class

[grizzled plover]

Mandated edict: mauling