general-chat

[cyan current]

taking the piss?

[arctic escarp]

we must be better

[stuck phoenix]

Gotta make some jokes ya know

[lilac crag]

do you not know what that means

[lilac sapphire]

Its when you type while pissing

[blazing hawk]

You're "taking" the "piss" Yeah right

[orchid skiff]

can we

[fair bridge]

i'm getting clobbered by large men with big red guns in the back alleys of Smelter Complex HL-17-36 and i do not like it

[blissful kiln]

I only get 2 dollar every month for working 160h

[tired steeple]

how are the plasma gunners btw

[blissful kiln]

I can't buy nitro

[rocky moat]

that's normal

[tired steeple]

I haven't had trouble with them

[lilac crag]

hell on earth

[tired steeple]

oh I see

[orchid skiff]

oh you build pyramids

[lilac crag]

no one has voice lines for them

[fair bridge]

they're alright but in this event they're pretty nuts

[lilac crag]

so if I ping the fucking crowd

[cyan current]

I am not the best with english colloquialism

[lilac sapphire]

New plasma dudes do shitloads of damage from what i saw

[fair bridge]

packs of them

[rocky moat]

snipers with no reticle and substnatially less firing delay

[tired steeple]

what if you ping them?

[fair bridge]

gunner

that's it

[lilac crag]

I've not heard gunner

[tired steeple]

they just say "scab gunnah?"

[fair bridge]

yeah

[delicate fox]

it just means nobody's really taking the discussion seriously anymore

[blazing hawk]

That's a fair point

[tired steeple]

that's brilliant

[lilac crag]

Mallow is lying........

[fair bridge]

fucking hell this ogryn is a cyclops

[tired steeple]

this update needed another day in the oven lol

[lilac crag]

[fair bridge]

they literally just say "scab gunner"

[blazing hawk]

Scab gunner

[lilac crag]

nuh uh

[nocturne bloom]

Unplayable

[arctic escarp]

yes

[blazing hawk]

I can confirm

[fair bridge]

i haven't heard any mention in the voicelines for plasma gunner at all

[blissful kiln]

well

[low hemlock]

[blissful kiln]

they are scabs and they are (plasma) gunners

[arctic escarp]

yea they dont have any scab plasma gunner voicelines yet

[lilac crag]

I haven't heard my characters call out plasma gunners as anything, just red outline

[rocky moat]

i think we should like

erase darktide from existence

[orchid skiff]

i saw what you edited.

[weak beacon]

Real

[lilac crag]

maybe I'm unlucky

[rocky moat]

im in the same boat

[hard crane]

I’ve been told plasma gunners ignore gold toughness, this true?

[tired steeple]

charlotteeee why are you in the darktide server if you don't like the darktide vidweo game developed by fatshark in the coutnry of swedern

[weak beacon]

Gork is this true?

[lilac crag]

for me

[ripe gorge]

I'm loving the update, auric mortis trials feels great!

[blazing hawk]

Darktide

More like

[tired steeple]

oh okay fair

[stuck phoenix]

Probably because they have massive blue glows

[blazing hawk]

Farttide

[lilac crag]

she wouldn't play this game anymore if it weren't for me being a fan of it

[blazing hawk]

Aren't they red?

[tired steeple]

what does charlotte like playing

[blazing hawk]

NOTHING

[lilac crag]

it changes every couple months, I've not seen her have a permanent game preference

[blazing hawk]

Maybe hopscotch

[low hemlock]

Concord?

[lilac crag]

rn it's helldivers

[stuck phoenix]

That’s Volkite isn’t it? The red/oramge

[rocky moat]

i like the people here and also i lik sweden

[blissful kiln]

they don't ignore it

[elder merlin]

@rocky moat is a fatshark spy sent to kill dissenters and write down all the shit people want in the game, to guarantee that they never add it

[blissful kiln]

they don't even ignore normal toughness

[tired steeple]

ah okay

[blazing hawk]

No heretic plasma guns are usually red

[rocky moat]

dont blow my cover dude what the hell

[blazing hawk]

Case in point the captains plasma pistol

[hard crane]

oh Alr

[tired steeple]

I have 1 permanent game I stick with then games I switch every few months

seems I'll be going back on helldivers as well

[weak beacon]

Why red?

[delicate fox]

cause red equals bad

[lilac crag]

I can't say my permanent game here cus ppl are weird

[elder merlin]

Its heretic blood

[tired steeple]

my 1 permanent game is limbus company

[rocky moat]

my 1 permanent game isnt real

[blazing hawk]

Red vs blue

[tired steeple]

maybe zomboid as well?

[hard crane]

limbus company!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

[blazing hawk]

And then we have the FREAKY

GREEN PLASMA

Why GREEN??? Fuck me idk

[tired steeple]

heretic plasma used to be purple

fun fact

[delicate fox]

green energy is the most powerful energy

[stuck phoenix]

Ass game

[weak beacon]

Purple

[lilac crag]

goon energy

[arctic escarp]

• permanent game
• weird

what does they mean by this

[tired steeple]

you all should play nubby's number land

it's the best rogue like ever made

[lilac crag]

Gacha game

[blazing hawk]

Plasma guns used to be metallic silver actually

[lilac crag]

people don't like gachas

[blazing hawk]

Because those are the heating coils

[tired steeple]

again I play limbus company

that's a gacha

[blazing hawk]

The only reason why we paint them these colours today is thst it was a big trend that even 'eavy metal started doing (the in house GW painters)

[tired steeple]

Korean gachas are notoriously pretty awful with how they work but limbus has been good

[arctic escarp]

ayy play what you like homie, our opinions barely matters in your life

[cyan current]

• trapper is a woman
• she traps you
  what did fat shark mean by this

[arctic escarp]

trapper wants to do shibari with me

thats what FS meant

[lilac crag]

they don't, but it gets tiring to be around judgemental people

[blazing hawk]

dog is a dog
it dogs you

What did piss shark mean

[lilac crag]

especially when... everyone is into questionable games

[cyan current]

we should dig dogs

[rocky moat]

like darktide that game is dgshit

[lilac crag]

like... V*rmintide

[tired steeple]

meet & fuck kingdom steve!

meet & huh!?

[blazing hawk]

We should uhh

Gmod

Gmod never goes wrong

[weak beacon]

Someone call for a boom😔

[orchid skiff]

• women should be chaste
• "another one for the collection"

what did fatshark mean by this ?

[blissful kiln]

By Sigmar, you have posted cringe

[blazing hawk]

Until hitler 3 spawns

[tired steeple]

a've got somethin' speshul for ya!

[arctic escarp]

oh I get that yea, thas why I have some names ignored or blocked entirely

[cyan current]

I dont get that reference

[tired steeple]

corralling the targit!

[blazing hawk]

Do you even play darktide

[weak beacon]

SOMETHING NEW FOR DA COLLECTION HUEHUEHUHUEHUEHUEHUE

[blazing hawk]

Everyone

[arctic escarp]

anyways yes

[blazing hawk]

Knows these

[arctic escarp]

trapper wants to do shibari with me

[blazing hawk]

This is the lines of fear and pain

[tired steeple]

you opened the box

[blazing hawk]

This is the lines where if you do not heed them

[tired steeple]

I came

[orchid skiff]

i don't remember how to play darktide but i remember this

[blazing hawk]

You get violently molested

[blissful kiln]

do nurgle cultists have sex?

[tired steeple]

it is not hands that beckon us, but desire

[cyan current]

the hell is 🤏

[blazing hawk]

Yes

[blazing hawk]

Even khorne cultists do

[tired steeple]

I mean this is probably a part of warhammer we don't want to consider but venereal diseases are a thing

so yeah they probably do

[weak beacon]

Every time I think of darktide lines I think of SOMEONE CALL FOR A BOOM!?

[surreal onyx]

This seems a conversation for the Slaanesh folks. 🤣

[tired steeple]

FOIIGH OR ANSAH TI MEE

FOIGHT LOIK YOU FRAGGIN MEAN IT

[weak beacon]

Freaktide

[delicate fox]

grahnade ouuuuuuuut

[cyan current]

now am imagine them moaning OH BLOOD.. FOR THE..

[cyan current]

thank you

[blazing hawk]

I'm blooding it

Blood for the blood god

Skulls for the skull throne

[weak beacon]

Slaanesh chaos warrior

[surreal onyx]

Noise marines… shivers

[tired steeple]

noise marines are probably my favourite unit in the setting

[cyan current]

guys do slaanesh worshippers have sex

[weak beacon]

Obviously

That’s all they’re known for

[surreal onyx]

Literally

[cyan current]

nuh uh

[weak beacon]

Yuh huh

[orchid skiff]

what is sex

[cyan current]

sex is bad so slaanesh worshipper cant have it

[surreal onyx]

Why does the vet seem to scream louder than the zealot? This should be remedied.

[orchid skiff]

remove zealot from the game

[surreal onyx]

Remove you from the game.

[orchid skiff]

what even is the point of the zealot class

you cannot explain it

[cyan current]

cadian and fanatic

[orchid skiff]

zealot will be removed next update.

[surreal onyx]

My zealot is cadian and a fanatic. 😂

[arctic escarp]

tis a question FS themselves asked in the patch notes haha

[cyan current]

yeah the Canadians tend to be weird

[orchid skiff]

no way

[delicate fox]

every group needs the token ultra racist

[hard crane]

To eat an overhead, proc until death, eat an overhead, go down, curse teammates out, and leave

[arctic escarp]

no they admit that the class identity is lacking rn ever since the rework on Ogryn and release of arbitrators

[misty trench]

it's the maple syrup, that much blood sugar makes you go loopy

[floral ermine]

zealot is tide gaming in its purest form

cope!!!

[cyan current]

cadians are space canadians

[tired steeple]

might set my VTM chronicle in canada

[jaunty path]

Cadians are bad Krieg is better

[orchid skiff]

so they agree. delete zealot

[jaunty path]

Krieg? Best Regiment.

[blissful kiln]

is Psyker the token ultra woke?

[jaunty path]

There is literally no other that die in the name of the Imperium as they do.

[arctic escarp]

only unique thing zealots got rn is....crit spamming (and thas barely unique)

[tired steeple]

krieg when they need to kill themselves to get access to butter from the fridge (it's cool though they're stoic and badass)

[upper citrus]

@sleek harness hi rat, is the power falchion good?

[blissful kiln]

ze imperium is ze poop

[jaunty path]

What the fuck does this mean lmfao

[cyan current]

imagine a kreig,sister of battle and dark templar meetup

[sleek harness]

Yes

[tired steeple]

"no listen uselessly running into a machine gun is really cool and badass"

[upper citrus]

ty rat

new shop is a slight step in the right direction, still bad tho

[weak beacon]

I love Krieg

[sleek harness]

[delicate fox]

you spelled steel legion wrong

[cyan current]

we got more bodies than they got ammo

[jaunty path]

You when you're wrong.

[delicate fox]

me? what?? never!

[arctic escarp]

I fucking love mechanized divisions!!!

[sleek harness]

Zealot's premium premium armor set looks like Ant-Man

[upper citrus]

and thats great

[tired steeple]

steel legion is just better and more human krieg but you didn't hear that from me

[sleek harness]

It is not

[upper citrus]

and youre wrong

it looks like the wasp

[sleek harness]

I swear if I see anyone using it I will instantly leave

[upper citrus]

what if i only use the helmet

[little marten]

Ragghhhh!!!!

[sleek harness]

Even worse

[arctic escarp]

we still need #zealot-class

imagine the evils that come out otherwise...

[orchid skiff]

mmmhh...

[fiery wave]

Wot?

[upper citrus]

but rat

[tired steeple]

oh hi karien

[sleek harness]

Playing Darktide

[blissful kiln]

cringe

[upper citrus]

i didnt buy this for no reason, gotta use it

[little marten]

His Angel..

[orchid skiff]

i guess zealot is here for the poors that want a melee class. and arbitrator exists for the employeds

[fiery wave]

Plasma shits make it hard to play with lag.

[nocturne bloom]

Remember the good times when Kari would stare at me

[weak beacon]

Guys I like zealot 😔

[tired steeple]

a lot of people like zealot

[orchid skiff]

leave my server right now

[tired steeple]

there's almost always a zealot in my games

[shy sandal]

I bought cause. Kibellah

[weak beacon]

No

[little marten]

Zealot is the best class

[sleek harness]

At least I am not the "Veteran of the Gachi Wars"

[cyan current]

zealot is just fun

[sleek harness]

Just don't play the event

Duh

[tired steeple]

zealot gets access to the most fun melee too

[blissful kiln]

you weren't there... so many perished...

[little marten]

Any new squid units with the illuminate MO?

[arctic escarp]

chorus is still a great teamsaver and FOTF can still 1 shot crushers tbf xd

[tired steeple]

I don't think so

[weak beacon]

Zealot is fun class also he’s my Krieg character so I like him

[sleek harness]

At least I don't got PTSD

[cyan current]

arby is more defensive than zealot by a bit

[little marten]

Chorus is actually for chronic bedwetters

[little marten]

“Oh protect me with your book 🤓 “

[orchid skiff]

all the good players talking about zealots say the book is trash though

[little marten]

Fury of the faithful

[upper citrus]

i like the new skill trees

[orchid skiff]

one shot crusher sounds nice however

[sleek harness]

For who

[blissful kiln]

might not be anymore

[little marten]

Chorus does no damage therefore it doesn’t belong in the zealot tree

[cyan current]

wdym

[arctic escarp]

well you gotta understand the DPS optimization mindset to believe that

[blissful kiln]

10 billion TDR in the new tree

[upper citrus]

vet, zealot, and psyker

[blissful kiln]

easily accessible

[sleek harness]

Lethal Radiation Aura

[shy sandal]

They fought over who was boss of this gym, but no one won, only lost their souls

[arctic escarp]

I genuinely dont believe you should optimize fully into DPS to actually get a good build

[sleek harness]

Good to hear it

[little marten]

Chorus dweebs hiding behind literature whilst fury of the chadful alpha males charge into the problem with shining muscles

[upper citrus]

do you?

[sleek harness]

Loser

[arctic escarp]

also taking into account people play differently

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[little marten]

Are you playing or reading

[arctic escarp]

yes

[fiery wave]

Wot.

[weak beacon]

I really want that one kaserkin helmet:(

[little marten]

H-h-hi :3

[arctic escarp]

might buy the zealot premium slop

goofy ahh assassin helmet

another money sunk into the swedish game dev pockets..

[sleek harness]

Karien kill Nurgle Silverhand

[upper citrus]

my fault

[blissful kiln]

alright, I'll do another playthrough and romance shart

again

[cyan current]

isnt darktide partially owned by tencent?

[fiery wave]

I am confused.

[arctic escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-the-right-path-shadowheart-head-nod-i'm-sure-of-it-we're-on-the-right-track-gif-5215268916929867175

[little marten]

I’m just saying hi it feel like an age is passed since I saw you

[arctic escarp]

Ive multiple playthroughs thats just me romancing Shadowheart again

[little marten]

Islands in the stream..

That is what we are

[upper citrus]

WAIT, LONER IS NO MORE?!?!?!?!

[arctic escarp]

yes

no more extreme doormats 😔

[upper citrus]

this is it guys, darktide is fixed

we saved atoma

[sleek harness]

It became a 15% less stamina cost when running

[upper citrus]

ill take that over loner

not when running tho, that applies for blocking and sht

pushing and whatnot

god bless fatshark (i still hate them)

[blissful kiln]

15% less stamina cost in general, as an aura

[upper citrus]

^

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[upper citrus]

pretty pog

miles better than loner

[sleek harness]

You think I am brain dead?

[upper citrus]

an actual fucking aura

[blissful kiln]

for 2 zealots in the team that's a good aura

[upper citrus]

yes

[wary vigil]

THEY RESET THE HAVOC LEVELS

[little marten]

You might be it’s better not to ask and just assume in todays social climate

[weak beacon]

I actually have not seen the power falchion doe it look cool?

[wary vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/no-the-office-michael-scott-scream-gif-16929305

[sleek harness]

I don't need to be told that it's a aura

[blissful kiln]

I mean

[upper citrus]

i am 77% sure youre braindead

[blissful kiln]

Loner was not really an aura, so

[hard crane]

Infinitely better than loner since his aura toughness regen increase node also gave loners effect.

So loner aura was even worse

[gilded socket]

My ears are ringing

[sleek harness]

32% not sure because...

[fiery wave]

To be fair, it has been. Mostly hiding in gaslight mains or DMs.

[upper citrus]

idk, im bat at math

[arctic escarp]

cleaves kinda ass without Wrath

[arctic escarp]

also FS why no Rampage on power falc

the 1 fucking blessing that makes cleave heavy weapons worth using

[lilac crag]

cus weakspot damage

[tired steeple]

power falchion is pretty nice looking

I normally don't like falchions

but I like this design a lot

[sleek harness]

Are falchion and falcons the same?

[arctic escarp]

during 1 match I kept forgetting that I was using a power weapon

[delicate fox]

yes they both can cut and hurt you

[tired steeple]

falcon is a birdy

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[tired steeple]

big and eats mice

[sleek harness]

Say it right

[delicate fox]

rat

[tired steeple]

but it eats more than one mouse

[sleek harness]

Nobody uses the word "mice" on 2025

Its lame

[delicate fox]

meese

[tired steeple]

no meese is for plural moose

[sleek harness]

Means girl for moose

[lilac crag]

why do you like osaa so much

[tired steeple]

depressed moose: I am in moosery

[sleek harness]

[sleek harness]

I will moose myself

Goodbye

[fair bridge]

i just got told to ping less

[tired steeple]

somebody help me through this nightmareee
I can't control myself
turns into moose

[fair bridge]

on heresy

[tired steeple]

you know like werewolves except it's just a regular moose

[fair bridge]

on metalfab

in the final area

[tired steeple]

lmao

why

[fair bridge]

i got told to ping less and slow down in the final room on metalfab

because heresy SUCKS

that's why

[lilac crag]

guy is probably new to the game

don't feel bad

[fair bridge]

it was all of them

i don't feel bad

i find it hilarious

[tired steeple]

team of 3 babies

[fair bridge]

there was one new guy who died a lot and hit two daemonhosts but he didn't know

[arctic escarp]

babysitting type beat

[fair bridge]

the other two said "ping less and slow tf down" what the fuck do you mean ping less and slow down we're in the FINAL ROOM of the level

[sleek harness]

"Erm, can you ping less please? I don't like the sound of it....,,.."

[tired steeple]

fresh out the vitae womb those ones are

[upper citrus]

rat do you like the new bistol and bgun?

[fair bridge]

sorry you get downed by shotgunners because you get overstimulated :((

[sleek harness]

Fuckin hate it

[fair bridge]

maybe play malice :((

[lilac crag]

that's dishonoring to the vitae womb

[upper citrus]

why rat

[lilac crag]

it does not make bad soldiers

[orchid skiff]

this is what happens when you forgo your handler

[tired steeple]

no but they still need to train the same as everyone else

[wary vigil]

darktide won

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna save the whole match

[tired steeple]

also it's grosser than saying "they were just born"

[sleek harness]

Because the AOE damage doesn't apply bleed to the enemies

[tired steeple]

and therefore it's funnier

[lilac crag]

I find the new Bolt marks super useful

pinning fire is cracked

puncture sucks on it

[tired steeple]

vitae wombs are probably pretty normal looking (test tubes) but that name does not evoke nice images in my brain

[upper citrus]

i think it looks cool, cosmetically

[lilac crag]

thunderous unironically better

[tired steeple]

I prefer the regular bolter but the new mark is cool

is it just me or is the bolt pistol smaller btw

either mark

[formal wharf]

is there server issue atm?

[fair bridge]

i'm gonna upload the video of the entire match and i want one of you to tell me if i'm going too fast or pinging too much

[sleek harness]

Also the new bolter doesn't shoot as fast as the OG

[upper citrus]

no

[formal wharf]

oh dear

[weak beacon]

🦌

[formal wharf]

my wifi is indeed corrupted by a daemon engine then

[upper citrus]

rat why dont you like the zealot mask

[fair bridge]

i'm on so many amphetamines right now i can clock my enemy pings per second in the dozens

[sleek harness]

BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ANT-MAN

[upper citrus]

thats good

ant man cool

[sleek harness]

IT ISN'T

[upper citrus]

scott lang gang

[clear cliff]

I lagged out twice last game

[formal wharf]

can we get a zealot outfit where its just a terribly bad replica of space marine power armor

[clear cliff]

It was fine earlier

[tired steeple]

hmmm should I play minecraft

[upper citrus]

no

[sleek harness]

Nah, Scout TF2 clothes

[formal wharf]

like cardboard box with face levels of bad

[tired steeple]

did anyone see that ork kitbash where they looked like a space marine dummy thing, as like a diversion

[upper citrus]

no

[formal wharf]

no but i seen a kitbash that makes the saturnine terminator jealous

[tired steeple]

are saturnine the big shoulder pads

huge ass ones

[formal wharf]

yes

[upper citrus]

rat will you kick me if i use zealot ant man mask

[formal wharf]

ill send a pic

in

uh

[fair bridge]

MAN MY TICKETS GOT REFUNDED TOO

fuck this shitass day

[formal wharf]

#40k-minis-and-armies

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[upper citrus]

i thought we were friends

i thought we had put our differences aside

[sleek harness]

You disappeared for like 5 months

[lilac crag]

friendship is not magic. it's machine spirited.

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff i'm gonna send you and everyone else in here the video of this match and i want you to be honest and tell me if i'm A) moving too quickly and B) pinging too much

maybe i get a little aggressive with pinging priority enemies during a crazy event

maybe i kill more people than the ogryn does

maybe i'm goated

[sleek harness]

Want see video

[fair bridge]

it's exporting now

[tawny dew]

maybe is maybelline

[fair bridge]

i'll upload it to my youtube channel after i private all of my daily videos observing airplane chemtrails and my gangstalking logs

[low hemlock]

[sleek harness]

POST IT ON THE ZEALOT CHANNEL

[drowsy lynx]

Yes to both a and b

[sleek harness]

Scammer...

[lilac crag]

you are very hung up on this...

[orchid skiff]

my body is ready

[lilac crag]

[fair bridge]

i'm kinda bored plus i do value input on my gameplay

[formal wharf]

#40k-minis-and-armies theres more btw

[fair bridge]

i'll post the video in 30 minutes

[elder merlin]

You awake? @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Yes

[orchid skiff]

edging

[weak beacon]

BENIFICENT EMPEROR I GOON IN YOUR HOLY NAME🗣️ 🔥

[hasty sky]

event missions are a bit of a clusterfuck, I think for what they do they should have a bit slower RoF, I'm also struggling to see their attack telegraphs in vent purge fog

[next cradle]

alright so... why is the power falchion limited to Veteran lol

[sleek harness]

Because yes

Veteran be lighting weapons guy

[orchid skiff]

edging

[next cradle]

Zealot also has a bunch of power weapons though lol

[trail ridge]

Lmao. I went Martyrdom Zealot, got myself 10 total wounds. Sent myself to 4/9 corruped wounds so I get maximum benefits from Martyrdom.

Veteran in our group; "Bro, go heal." "Heal at medbay here." "Dude, fking heal."

[elder merlin]

Darktide? @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Sec

[thick coyote]

Because mini

[elder merlin]

Because veteran sucks

[thick coyote]

(because the weapon was promised for them 10 months ago)

[elder merlin]

Or something

[final herald]

It solidifies veteran's status as a "second rate zealot"

Thus

The second rate relic blade

[next cradle]

I don't like the new bolt weapons either lol

update's been a wash for me so far

[weak beacon]

I want big chainsword for vet:)

[thick coyote]

This is a shared sentiment

That being said

I'm going to rename my vet to Biggus Radius

And run AoE only weapons

With AoE melee being sunder psword 3

[next cradle]

"and his Psyker wife, Incontinentius Perilus"

[weak beacon]

Sussus amogus

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin @upper citrus

Darktide?

[orchid sigil]

why dont all weapons have flashlights i cant see shit on this event playing as arby xd . do i need to play vet to see a thing?:D pls fatshark implement flashlights on all weapons

[vestal mantle]

Afternoon all o/

[sleek harness]

Just see on the dark

Lazy

[orchid sigil]

indeed

i would pay 5 mil docks for a flashlight on my shotgun pls fatsharks xd

[sleek harness]

You mean 5k aquilas?

[orchid sigil]

whatever

only to put 1 damn flashlight on the weapon i use

kinda lame

[river elbow]

The Lex is all you need to see.

[orchid sigil]

yeah but the lex

[delicate fox]

is the lex

[orchid sigil]

lmao

[river elbow]

You beat me to it.

[orchid skiff]

arby literally has wallhacks

[sleek harness]

Only for elites, specialists and monstrosities

[orchid sigil]

bruh on the new even you cant see shit

[sleek harness]

Some

You see, you are just unlucky

Try reading the info on the event mission before playing it

[blissful kiln]

I think the new Auric HISTG might be too cracked

[coral raft]

i just had to see if maul would be good in havoc 40s

tis not

[blissful kiln]

at least 30 ranged elites\specials at once andthey keep coming

I think I saw a spawn of 5 plasma gunners

[elder merlin]

Lights out fuckin sucks

As always

[sleek harness]

PAUL

[elder merlin]

One day i hope fatshark will remove it

[elder merlin]

Join me

Dumbass

[sleek harness]

Ok

[elder merlin]

Yo @languid hazel

Darktide?

I see you on

[orchid sigil]

ehhh the lex is all i need to see it seems lmao

[elder merlin]

Get in here, @static crypt

[static crypt]

hm ?

[clear cliff]

[static crypt]

did you summoned me ?

[elder merlin]

I see you on darktide

I sent invite

Join

Or die

[neat jewel]

What enemies were classified as ogryns? Is it just reapers and bulkwarks or do crushers count too

[languid hazel]

Crushers count too

[neat jewel]

Oh hell yeah

[weak beacon]

If enemy big and human shape the ogryn

[gilded socket]

Straight to hell

[nocturne bloom]

I just spent an hour fighting a yellowjacket nest

I won

[weak beacon]

Hell yeah

[drowsy lynx]

So uuhh I can only assume that means one thing

[nocturne bloom]

Filled a bag with syrup, they went after that then I mangled the shit out of the nest

[stable hatch]

ooph, update brings out all the hot garbage players

[static crypt]

[orchid skiff]

I just killed a bug crawling on my wall. I feel bad about it

[weak beacon]

Skill issue

[nocturne bloom]

I dont

[drifting minnow]

Big fan of the new trees.

[nocturne bloom]

Bring me more bees

[orchid skiff]

I put it on a paper towel and he stopped moving. Should I have thrown the towel out of the fifth floor instead of putting him in the toilet ?

could he have lived that

[nocturne bloom]

Pit 2 Venus fly traps in an arena against each other and whichever wins gets the bug

[elder merlin]

Well now you took too long, so die

[sleek harness]

Evil Paul

[drifting minnow]

Yes, insects basically never die to fall damage. They are too small.

[static crypt]

nah

i forgot how to do dat

[orchid skiff]

i will throw the paper towel next time. drowning sucks

[nocturne bloom]

Unless your septic tank never gets pumped it probably won't drown lol

[weak beacon]

Just kill the fuckin thing who cares

[hallow cairn]

How do I use the LFG command ?

[stoic dune]

did they buff combat knife? enough to make it equal to DS?

[fair bridge]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/bound-by-duty-free-update-out-now/112661?

consult the patch notes

[gilded socket]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[mystic void]

How are folks feeling about the plasma gunners?

[weak beacon]

I haven’t actually played the update yet

[fair bridge]

i should've seasoned this flat iron steak way in advance

[agile raven]

Me neither.

I've been wanting to shoot my car for being shit.

[fair bridge]

it's not bad but i think if i had let it sit with the seasoning for an hour or so it would've been way better

[mystic void]

I've had an awful time w/them so far 🙁

[agile raven]

But I can only imagine getting hit by one is just

[hollow sierra]

Yeah they hit like a truck on Damnation and upwards its insta down

[mystic void]

Its worse

[wise rain]

Are stamina bars just locked to 4 in the UI now? Stamina curios don't seem to change it

[fair bridge]

they're pretty beefy and they debuff you on hit

[mystic void]

I had a group spawn w/a captain and its like

30 of them

Instant death basically

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff would you like to share this succulent chinese meal with me

[hazy kestrel]

Kinda irritated: Got the new “no provisions” penance in auric today. Found out that it’s bugged and that you can just earn it even in heresy lmao.

[orchid skiff]

i am eating rice with beef while watching yt but i need to gain weight

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

holy shit i'm having that too

[hazy kestrel]

I played myself it seems, by even bothering to get it as the description said. Silly me

[fair bridge]

i cooked a flat iron steak and cut it up into my rice

i should've seasoned it more 😔

[orchid skiff]

whitey

[frigid frigate]

they added it

[fair bridge]

i usually season it plenty and let it sit in the fridge for an hour or so

but i did not

[frigid frigate]

i busted

i buss

[orchid skiff]

tbh i don't even like eating

[frigid frigate]

they brought it

[orchid skiff]

i eat because i have to

hence the weight issue

[fair bridge]

drink soylent fellow redditor

i love eating, love cooking

[orchid skiff]

i tried

[nocturne bloom]

Dont gotta tell me

Coming from someone who has a really poor metabolism and has been the same weight roughly since the end of middleschool, you need to eat like double to triple what you eat now to gain any weight if thats the case

[tame hemlock]

did they seriously reset the havoc ranks to 30 again

[fair bridge]

oh my fuck corru observer got updated too

[hazy kestrel]

Aye

[tame hemlock]

fuck me dude

[steel ginkgo]

They really attached this event to low viz mission modifiers? Do they know these are not fun?

[hazy kestrel]

Ain’t that a hole in a boat my guy.

[vestal mantle]

Ugh... Stomach hurts

Too much spicy

[abstract stag]

epic 2014 error at the very end stage of a havoc run, really makes you want to continue playing on day 1 updates huh

[timid schooner]

game is crashing on launch, anyone else having this?

[hazy kestrel]

The plasma gunner death squad seeing my team stumble around in the dark: Bonjour

[hazy kestrel]

No such thing as too much spicy food for me lol.

[steel ginkgo]

I didn't try it yet but these are my least favorite outside of poxgas.

[hazy kestrel]

I love feeling like my mouth is on fire

[stoic dune]

who is the best grenadier class now? vet or arb?

[vestal mantle]

I made cheddar broccoli rice and added crushed red pepper and sriracha and the chicken had habanero bbq sauce

[hazy kestrel]

The after effects…well that’s just the price we pay for damn good spicy food.

[hazy kestrel]

Sounds delicious

[vestal mantle]

It was gud

But belly hurts

[hazy kestrel]

I bet, but it was worth it eh?

[vestal mantle]

Must use the secret technique

[jaunty path]

Shitting yourself.

[upper citrus]

so ogryn didnt get any new weapon or mark right?

[nocturne bloom]

Not again

[vestal mantle]

#magnesiumcitratewarriors

[jaunty path]

Hater

@nocturne bloom what should I draw

[upper citrus]

me, topless

[fair bridge]

no but power maul got reworked

[nocturne bloom]

Im not hating, I just know what you are

[jaunty path]

You're a hater

Admit it

[nocturne bloom]

Me getting squeezed by a snake wom(e)an

[hazy kestrel]

Well now I’m craving spicy food.

[upper citrus]

craving heretics dead

[vestal mantle]

Today one of my warframe buddies gonna get darktide too

[fair bridge]

@orchid skiff the force staff is shrimply the best

[jaunty path]

You'll get a shitty doodle but maybe

[nocturne bloom]

Cant hear you im burning cara to death

[jaunty path]

@nocturne bloom are you a project moon goon by any chance

[fair bridge]

tenderizes hordes, staggers everything except bosses, vents peril quickly, and it's easily the best barrel exploding weapon to eliminate overstimulated teammates that require a quick break from playing the game :)

[nocturne bloom]

Me getting uppies by horse sized horse girls

[jaunty path]

Maybe

Im not that good!

[nocturne bloom]

Me giving headpats to my shortstack goblin wife

[orchid skiff]

you don't like gunker ?

[upper citrus]

i dont

[fair bridge]

#darktide-pics-vids message

@drowsy lynx scroll wheel is bound to dodge. ping is bound to pressing mouse wheel

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

not really since i like taking advantage of soulblaze and warp damage boost abilities

[drowsy lynx]

Based lmao

[stoic dune]

no MEAT?

[upper citrus]

no cheese?

[drowsy lynx]

Could just bind every control to scroll wheel tho, one button darktide is ready for mobile platforms

[upper citrus]

no vegetables

[stoic dune]

nvm i did not finish reading

chicken counts

[fair bridge]

i am willing to do a video where i play darktide with a steering wheel

[drowsy lynx]

It's okay chicken is a vegetable

[orchid skiff]

get the mod timer for seeing how long u can stay at 100%

[fair bridge]

i had an idea to play it with wii remote + nunchuck but my nunchuck broke and i'm too lazy to get another one

[drowsy lynx]

They make DDR pads you can plug into USB as well

[nocturne bloom]

It says chicken right there

[fair bridge]

i'm bad at DDR

[hazy kestrel]

Gonna heat up some jalapeño poppers rn. Best comfort food

[fair bridge]

😔

anything involving my feet/legs moving in coordinated patterns is out of the question

[drowsy lynx]

Bro is just trying to get his jalapeno popped

[orchid skiff]

whitey

[fair bridge]

oh my god modular menu buttons and penances for the mission got fixed

[nocturne bloom]

I like Japanese goblin woman

Her alcoholism is relatable

[fair bridge]

i keep hoping rhythm will come to me one day like a gift from christ

it has not yet

[hearty laurel]

many mission abortin havoc is infuryatin me

[jaunty path]

Idk which one dat is

But I'm going to shower unfortunately

[fair bridge]

what is a shower

[nocturne bloom]

Hahaha nooo dont shower

[tired inlet]

yay new p;atch. oh no 3 hours of remaking talent specs so I don't actually play any

[fair bridge]

it takes you 3 hours to try new talents?

[jaunty path]

Metal full of holes pissing on you

[hearty laurel]

any possible solutions to mission abort problem...?

[jaunty path]

Idk

[fair bridge]

waow

[jaunty path]

It may or may not fix itself

Shit always happens on new updates

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

LOL

[hearty laurel]

can we buff not zealot but programmers?)

[jaunty path]

There's probably updates already underway

[hazy kestrel]

Had that ruin a perfectly good run for the no provisions penance but it doesn’t matter because I got it next match

[orchid skiff]

who said u ping too much

when

[hearty laurel]

lose 2 havoc because of that

[upper citrus]

do you like the cyclops ogryn?

[hazy kestrel]

How about we leave zealot alone but buff programmers

[orchid skiff]

oh it's at the very end

[steep oyster]

Incredible

[orchid skiff]

ok who said u move too fast

[hazy kestrel]

I feel your pain

[steep oyster]

Crashed in 5 minutes

[orchid skiff]

oh its also at the last second

[fair bridge]

Brutananadilewski, Vantor

[tired steeple]

they should send me to tertium

[orchid skiff]

i commented my thoughts on this

[tired steeple]

I'll handle it myself

[fair bridge]

Who told you this false information, and why would they want to deceive you? Are you sure they have no hidden agenda? Could they be manipulating you for their own gain? Have you considered that they might be part of a larger conspiracy? What if they are trying to control your thoughts and actions? Are you certain they are who they claim to be?

😨

[steep oyster]

Is anyone else having crashes?

When all they try to do is change loadouts

[hearty laurel]

tnx man

[upper citrus]

why cant arbites use the new backback 🙁

[steep oyster]

Why can't Arbites use loadouts at all is a better question

[tawny grail]

There's an updated DML that fixes a crashing issue but I'm not sure if that applies to what you're experiencing
https://github.com/Darktide-Mod-Framework/Darktide-Mod-Loader/releases/tag/25.09.23

[steep oyster]

I'm not using mods

so I doubt it

[little marten]

Guys uh.. why haven’t I been raptured yet

[steep oyster]

I wouldn't be surprised if I was having crashes related to a mod

but I am modless

[fair bridge]

i uh i don't know i'm still waiting too

[steep oyster]

and I'm crashing whenever I just try to swap loadouts

[fair bridge]

submit a crash report

[little marten]

Whew okay I was worried

[fair bridge]

or specify your platform

[steep oyster]

My First and Second loadout are fine, but when I click the icon for loadout 3 instant crash

[fair bridge]

your specs

[orchid skiff]

your reply is 7225 characters too long for discord

[fair bridge]

having some issues with my LLM i trained to reply to youtube comments, apparently it's freaking out and sending emails to my college professors containing instructions on how to cook methamphetamine

few bugs here, nothing to worry about

[tawny grail]

Path of least resistance seems to be deleting and recreating the misbehaving one if that's the only way to reproduce it

[steep oyster]

I was gonna try that

But what could they have possible done to result in a crash like that

Only thing I could think of is if they removed a weapon from arbites and that weapon was in the loadout, but I'm pretty sure nothing got removed right?

[fair bridge]

join the forum legion at forums.fatsharkgames.com

they will either help you with your problem or radicalize you

[orchid skiff]

my vet has a bolt pistol that is bugged af too

just the image tho

might also be loadout 3

[fair bridge]

loadouts are fine for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm so stupid why did i not have warp ghost

[static matrix]

Anyone have mods working? Or know if a specific mod is crashing their game

[fair bridge]

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[tawny grail]

The only one of mine that isn't working is emperor's guidance, but you need to update DML

[static matrix]

ty

[tawny grail]

Or I guess I should say the only one that is being vocal about not working
The others could be failing quietly and I haven't noticed yet

[elder merlin]

[shy condor]

The ammo popup is going nuts for me rn. Like it just won’t stop popping up even if I’m not picking up ammo.

[serene gulch]

The Emperor said:
Put out an update where you face the Genestealer Cults

@quasi umbra

[sick spindle]

Guys

Is the new bolter any good

[serene gulch]

idk

[drowsy lynx]

Wow you know da emprah?

[serene gulch]

i need the new sword

[drowsy lynx]

Erm ahktually it's a falchion

[serene gulch]

@drowsy lynxwe need more enemies

we need a darktide vs orks

[drowsy lynx]

Ummm yes please

[autumn prairie]

Is there a way to permanently hide dodge count (3/3)?

[drowsy lynx]

Bring me the green tide

[elder merlin]

I think that is enough for me, @sleek harness @languid hazel

[cinder mason]

/me farts

[orchid skiff]

nyaa

[sleek harness]

Ok

[snow basin]

I haven’t played in a while. How is ogyrn?

[ocean widget]

very nice

10/10 would recommend

[serene gulch]

Is the new enemy with the plasma rifle in havoc very strong? Or does it only exist in Mortis Trials?

[drowsy lynx]

It's in normal matches too, cuts through toughness (even gold) and applies a debuff to toughness Regen for a while

Apparently 2 or more can stun lock 😨

[elder merlin]

Lol sorry Raki

[serene gulch]

@drowsy lynx:o

[serene gulch]

i finish my job, time to play the new mortis and guns 7w7

[night obsidian]

went to verify game files integrity and it's re-downloading the whole ass game what in gods name

[sleek harness]

Configs

@languid hazel @gilded socket why both of you act like the same

[near prism]

Anyone know what mod might be causing this lightning bolt icon? Don't remember seeing it before the update

[ocean widget]

post it in #zealot-class

[night obsidian]

i wanted to launch without mods but I think steam is trying to tell me the whole game is broken LMAO

[ocean widget]

are the mods disabled?

[elder merlin]

Its just the trans blahaj gene

[night obsidian]

disabled and removed from the game folder just in case

[ocean widget]

oof
verify files and if that doesnt work purge and reinstall

[night obsidian]

.

on it boss :D

[ocean widget]

ah then its already purged itself

good

should start working once its done

[fair bridge]

completed another event. no complaints about moving too quickly or pinging too much

interesting!!!!

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vocal lynx]

game bugs get reported on the website, correct?

[molten matrix]

plasma gunner will straight up kill you

instant toughness break and completely breaks golden toughness down to 0 toughness

alongside a -75% debuff to toughness regen and generation

[sick spindle]

Wtf did aurics get harder

[molten matrix]

enemies got a sizeable health increase

[sick spindle]

Damn

[tacit geode]

Yes

[fair bridge]

oh wow dragon's dogma 2 is on sale for $30

[coral raft]

aurics still fairly easy in my opinion

[sick spindle]

Yeah I agree but there are just so many mobs

[coral raft]

thats the fun of it

exepct on havocs havocs is pain

[jaunty path]

lmao

[fair bridge]

patch notes!!!!!!!!! https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/bound-by-duty-free-update-out-now/112661

[hollow sierra]

Problem is they need to give us the option to add manual modifers to the run to add challenge to it, their sollution is lets throw more mobs at them, it doesnt work

[coral raft]

powermaul is only good in quickplay missons i wouldnt bring it into my high havoc missions

[fair bridge]

every time i press ctrl+c there is a 50/50 chance that it actually copies what i'm trying to copy

[coral raft]

that 12sec is a real big draw back in havocs where a mauler of crusher oneshot you

[buoyant fern]

this update is a dub

[coral raft]

for the main 3 yea

not so much for ogryn

[jaunty path]

I always double check

[fair bridge]

i move too quickly

apparently

[willow folio]

anyone else getting crashes with new update?

[coral raft]

not me

[quick pendant]

i wonder how long we have to wait to get a button to swap blitz without redoing the whole build

[limber zealot]

Nope

[willow folio]

oof

for the record i have a good computer and normally have zero issues so shouldnt be my hardware

[sick spindle]

Man this power falchion kinda fucks ngl

[sick spindle]

Yeah a ton

[willow folio]

ah good so its not only me

[small sigil]

does anyone know whic mods are crashing my game on startup

[next cradle]

Fatshark, for the love of the Emperor, let us slap vis attachments like sights or flashlights on our weapons. I'm not playing any of these Throne-forsaken event levels without flashlights, and I'm not switching to a weapon I hate just to have a flashlight

[tacit geode]

Modded?

[serene gulch]

darktide - silent hill F?

[willow folio]

no mods

[serene gulch]

[tacit geode]

hmm#

[hollow sierra]

Modloader, they updated it earlier if uou havent alrady

[gilded socket]

Wdym

[tired inlet]

commissary has 2 cosmetics for requisition dockets

same as boltpistol, pickaxe, heavy stubber, relic blade

could be the first commissary update in ..uhh..over a year?

[elder merlin]

He is just confused by the trans gay girl energy is all

[elder merlin]

What even got added to the Commissary? I havent looked at in forever, i cant even tell what is new

[languid hazel]

Woof woof?

[low hemlock]

wait THAT shop got updated?

clickbait chat?

[gilded socket]

Oh

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[limber zealot]

What are y'all up to?

I just bought my first ever box of minis

[drowsy lynx]

Multi woof woofing

[limber zealot]

Excited for that

[low hemlock]

vibin

[drowsy lynx]

Wat ya get?

[low hemlock]

[limber zealot]

Harlequins

Got a troupe

[drowsy lynx]

Nice

Kill team?

[limber zealot]

That's the goal

[elder merlin]

Honestly feels like it

[limber zealot]

I have some work lined up soon so I'm gonna get a 3d printing set up with the money I get from it and print the shadowseer and death jester

[languid hazel]

Ruff ruff? :3

[limber zealot]

Cause I'll be damned if I'm gonna spend 60 bones on two minis

[drowsy lynx]

Noice kill team looks like fun, I used to play full tabletop but running a full match as an adult is certainly an endeavor

[low hemlock]

Raziel spread misinformation, easy clap vro won that one

💀 🙏

[limber zealot]

Yeah kill team seemed more accessible to me

My main reason for buying them is just that I wanted to paint them tbh

But a troupe is 80% of a kill team and my friend wants to start playing

So I figured I might as well go for it

[drowsy lynx]

Real shit I miss painting more than playing lmao

Me when I get a huff of that citadel paint

[small sigil]

Is V the usual preview voice button? Its not working for me

I think I rebound it

[hollow cairn]

Anyone else crashing on start up? Can't even launch the game currently and I'm unsure what the issue is

[ocean widget]

disable your mods

[vocal lynx]

i cant use the mission terminal and if i click show campaign missions my game crashes

i dont use mods

[ocean widget]

DML appears to have updated too so update that

[vocal lynx]

whats dml

[ocean widget]

darktide mod loader

[elder merlin]

[gilded socket]

Arruff!!

[tired steeple]

yeah psyker feels nice

this is fun

[orchid skiff]

Nyaa

[serene gulch]

Oh WoW my builds

Gg wp

[ocean widget]

more tanky?

[sleek harness]

See? Told you

[ocean widget]

wheyyy another person complaining
lets see if they do the same thing the last guy did

[night obsidian]

can someone tell me, what is the size of the darktide install on your system?

[serene gulch]

@ocean widget i need more damage

:3

[sleek harness]

I think it's 60mb

[jaunty path]

around 80 gigs

[tired inlet]

yes. Yes it did.

I found out only because I checked cosmetics for the falchion and sawe there were 3 others; one for Brax Master 20 and two more. So I clicked and saw how to unlock and it said commissary

[night obsidian]

why the HELL is my install 160gb now

[tired steeple]

yeah except for when the plasma guys hit you

[tired inlet]

and there were like 12 other cosmetics there

[tired steeple]

I understand the problem now

[sleek harness]

PC user:

[ocean widget]

oof
to be expected

[tired steeple]

died at the start of a mission twice

by died I mean

all of us

although tbf on the second time a plague ogryn nocked us off a cliff

[sleek harness]

Crusher spawns have been reduced
Plasma Gunners are the new Crusher

[misty trench]

wtf don't disable me

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

That's it Aquilas, the end of Authoritative Darktide is now

[elder merlin]

Listen, they're just speaking the language of their people