general-chat

[sleek harness]

Dude thinks he is a playtester

[coral raft]

in ogryn class they got clips

[thick coyote]

Numbers?

[coral raft]

bully clubs are still a better choice then the powermaul

[stuck wasp]

@obtuse oak How would you compare it ?
I found it quite fun to use, but I wasn't a fan of the Bully clubs anyway

[opal wyvern]

NOOOOO

I will throw even more big friendly rocks at fatshark

[sleek harness]

Conclusion: Paul bad because I saw it 5 hit a Bulwark instead of 4 hitting it like Paul

[whole glade]

how much harder is damnation than heresy?

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Hey thats what the guy meant

[coral raft]

not much

[sleek harness]

Not me

[ocean widget]

enemy wise
not much
ally difficulty wise
very

[obtuse oak]

paul goes bonk. excuse the mid gameplay, i am rusty. but it does some nice cc on the initial bulwark patrol and then stuns a boss

[elder merlin]

What are the ogryn nerfs

[whole glade]

as in?

like damage taken?

[ocean widget]

your allies get a lot dumber

[sleek harness]

Paul Gaming

[whole glade]

oh

[obtuse oak]

look at how it oneshots the first bulwark too

and stuns 2-3 others

[ocean widget]

bumrushing through daemonhosts dumber

[obtuse oak]

that's p good

[blissful kiln]

I think it's good that you don't need to spam the special

[obtuse oak]

it feels more fun to use to me

[blissful kiln]

but instead it's one juicy explosion every now and then

did they change anything else about it?

[shut plinth]

Is the new update coming with a rework for all classes or just the Veteran?

[blissful kiln]

numbers, moveset?

[gloomy void]

15% chance to trip on thrown rocks. Killing you instantly

[sleek harness]

You have yellow name, you cleary modified your Paul to do more damage

[obtuse oak]

yeah more dmg and faster chain times on sweep heavies and looping lights

[stuck wasp]

Vet, Zel and Psy
Though smaller changes with the Ogryn and Arb

[elder merlin]

[obtuse oak]

and a new strikedown heavy after l2, push, or using special

you can see it in the clip

[shut plinth]

Oh sick!

[obtuse oak]

paul didnt have a strikedown heavy before

but it does now

[shut plinth]

I'm glad Zealot tree is getting one

more builds finally

[blissful kiln]

oh yeah

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

sounds pretty poggers

[shut plinth]

truly

[obtuse oak]

the cooldown is pretty hefty though, 12sec. need to play around that a little and try to use the special as a mini-grenade for maximum effect

[minor narwhal]

loner is GONE!!!!!! 🦀 🦀

[amber delta]

[sleek harness]

Loner Hater

[half elk]

loner is dead long live loner

[sleek harness]

What's your purpose now?

[amber delta]

FS please add sex

[minor narwhal]

if all else fails you can always complain about the cosmetic store

[half elk]

fs add slaanesh cultists

[minor narwhal]

would you rather meet a man in teh woods or freddy fastbear

[amber delta]

yes it's time to smash some slaaneshi cultists

[sleek harness]

Man in teh woods?

Or Fred Bear Fast?

[minor narwhal]

keep in mind bear fred fast is fast

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew that

[ocean widget]

probably fred belfast ngl

[sleek harness]

Fred Bell Tacos

[minor narwhal]

taco bell fred

[amber delta]

I hope someone at FS mentioned me when discussing new zealot tree

[sleek harness]

Maybe Aquila or Hank did

Go ask them

[amber delta]

nu-uh I'm shy

[dapper trench]

i can help with that

[neon agate]

Is this going to be your new name since loner is gone?

[sleek harness]

But don't you want to know if you are famous on the Darktide Dev Team (3 people)?

[amber delta]

I'll have to think about it

[gilded socket]

Huh?

[amber delta]

I got time until patch goes live

[sleek harness]

FS please delete loner is a better name than Seiggra

[lilac crag]

FS please delete Zealous

[dapper trench]

you @'d me

[neon agate]

Fatshark add bardin to the game the height increase is too high of a skill curve for me

[elder merlin]

Depends

[sleek harness]

FS please nerf Veteran

[amber delta]

maybe I start demanding ~~sandvich ~~rashuns blitz for ogryn

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Ogryn will squish him

No way

[neon agate]

I can deal with that downside

Because I am too used to hitting the jump button while doing heavies

[sleek harness]

Weirdo

[dapper trench]

ah

[elder merlin]

Ewww, the new event is gonna always be tied to shit like lights out and ventilation purge

Guess im skippin it

[sleek harness]

But Paul, I thought you liked the dark

It made your eyes wear out less

[lilac crag]

he needs his glasses

hop off the poor old lad

[dapper trench]

[obtuse oak]

sweep sweep

[sleek harness]

Hank can you show the new Average Knife Zealot?

[thick coyote]

Yeah

Paul is goated

[obtuse oak]

I'm not interested in the human classes rn, sorry

[thick coyote]

Always felt a bit on the slow attacks side

Glad they gave attack speed

Welp

Both perfectionists got buffed

Wooimabouttomakeanameformyself

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew you went to the gym

[shy panther]

God i did not expect fart shart to rework all three of the class trees at once

but it is certainly an extremely welcome surprise

i give it 3 days till Zealot is figured out again though

[elder merlin]

Staring at bright screens in the dark hurts your eyes

[shy panther]

thats actually a myth, its the blue light, not the brightness

our eyes arent that fragile fortunately

[elder merlin]

I already wear glasses, been wearing them my whole fuckin life and i hate them

I fuckin hate glasses

[shy panther]

Get contacts fella

[elder merlin]

Gross

[sleek harness]

Wait so you do wear glasses?

Didn't knew that

[obtuse oak]

turns out fatshark does do some work over the summer, surprise surprise

[elder merlin]

Im not putting shit in my eyes

[shy panther]

well okay so your options are :
have glasses
have contacts
dont see shit

you pick one and quit complainin like a lil babby

[elder merlin]

I'll fuckin kill you, @shy panther

[shy panther]

i wore glasses since i was like 4 and i love em

[formal mortar]

I like my glasses

[shy panther]

You'll have to kill me first

[sleek harness]

Fartshark used all the 4 months thinking if they should nerf or buff the Veteran

[elder merlin]

[shy panther]

am i wrong?

[elder merlin]

Thought about that one eye surgery, but it requires money

[upbeat turtle]

five finger discount

[sleek harness]

Paul why don't you get eye lens?

[quartz isle]

I've seen enough, another 10 trillions buffs for Arbites

[shy panther]

shit even if i ever get LASIK im still gonna wear glasses

[elder merlin]

I literally sent you that one drawing of me, the hell did you think the blue squares pver my eyes were?

[shy panther]

i, apparantely, look like shit without them so like, anythign to get a +1

[sleek harness]

Paul

I got

[elder merlin]

A wut

[sleek harness]

Bad memory

[upbeat turtle]

didnt like 90% of the team go on vacation for a month

[sleek harness]

Contact lenses

[elder merlin]

Yup

[shy panther]

and good on em, taking a break is good

[upbeat turtle]

yeah

[sleek harness]

Yes

[elder merlin]

Dont trust 'em

[upbeat turtle]

but this is also the imperium

get back to work traitors

[sleek harness]

The rest were on vacation thinking on Veteran alone

[shy panther]

Do you really think the lords of the different planets in the imperium do shit

[upbeat turtle]

sometimes they sign something important

[half elk]

ye they roll spliffs for me

[sleek harness]

What, you think they will stick to your eye and never come out?

[shy panther]

did they never hear of servitorpen (autopen)

[upbeat turtle]

there was this old lady who had like 50 contact lenses behind her eyeball and had to get them removed

[shy panther]

i mean theyre also nepo babies so like im not surprised theyre stupid

[upbeat turtle]

what now

oh wait nvrm

[shy panther]

its a service that automatically signs a pre-assigned signature

[hazy kestrel]

As a contact wearer, I physically recoiled upon reading that. Thanks lmao.

[sleek harness]

Why are you giving Paul a actual reason to fear contact lenses

[shy panther]

see im gonna scare him about glasses

and then he aint gonna be able to see shit cuz he'll be scared of both

[upbeat turtle]

because it’s funny and glasses are more permanent

[upbeat turtle]

i can scare you out of piercings too

[hazy kestrel]

Well, I’m not interested in piercings at all.

[hazy kestrel]

You can spook someone else though!

[shy panther]

piercings are cool

[sleek harness]

Did you know that your skin can grow around your deep piecings?

Keep it in mind

[shy panther]

yup, which is why YOU TAKE THEM OFF

[shy panther]

piercings are absolutely a put-on-put-off type shit

[upbeat turtle]

your piercings can also sometimes pull your nerves out of your skin

[shy panther]

treat them like you treat glasses, if youre gonna need em (for vanity) wear em
if you dont, dont

if badly prepped, yes!

[upbeat turtle]

some lady once cut her nerve while cleaning a piercing and blacked out

with scissors

[hazy kestrel]

I can’t see a thing w/out me glasses. Literally as blind as a bat lmao.

[sleek harness]

See Milo? I helped you, wheres my money

[shy panther]

you get 0.001 hungarian pengo

[drowsy lynx]

The videos of these getting taken out are awful

[upbeat turtle]

very gross indeed

[hazy kestrel]

Quick question, why watch them then my guy. Lmao. Nothing is worth the mental scarring from that.

That’s my view at least

[drowsy lynx]

Morbid curiosity, I've seen far worse, and shit was just right there on Reddit you damn right I'm clickin without thinking about what it is

[hazy kestrel]

In regards to this, I’m gonna quote the Big Man: “Emprah says there is strength in ignorance. Am very strong.”

[sleek harness]

This is like 0,000016 in real you bitch

I want more

[hazy kestrel]

I would like to remain as such lol.

[shy panther]

you get 0.002 hungarian pengo as tip

[shy panther]

thats 66%

[half elk]

ngl irl there is strength in ignorance mf was spittin

[drowsy lynx]

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded

[lime temple]

are any of the new skill trees reworks anywhere i can look at or will i have to wait for tomorrow

[hazy kestrel]

“An informed opinion must be rebuked with the unshakable certainty of faith!” Or whatever that one quote was, also hits a bit too close to home nowadays lmao.

[half elk]

i feel the more i try and listen to people with their dumb asf opinions the weaker i get

[sleek harness]

https://youtube.com/@reginald-sc9tk?si=jqy4-1aHdRzpd4uW

[lime temple]

thank you my friend

[drowsy lynx]

It's a quote from the space marine librarian in the original Dawn of War series

[formal mortar]

And we all know what happened to that loser

[half elk]

i know but it rings so true

[gloomy void]

Only a space marine can make “i am a moron” sound badass

[hazy kestrel]

Anyways, I’m pretty excited that we can replay campaign missions at will now w/ tomorrow’s update.

Orthus Offensive Hard Mode, my beloved.

[sleek harness]

We don't about Mid Marines

[gloomy void]

Space Marines are boring overall but man they can aura farm

[formal mortar]

Boltgun is pretty fun

[tired steeple]

sm2 is fun but I prefer darktide

[gloomy void]

Fun but shows it’s clunkiness on harder diffs

[tired steeple]

sm2 does hafve the most fun thing ever and that's dressing up my marines like lil dolls lol

trying to make my own chapters and stuff

unfortunately darktide fashion is either locked behind a shop (I very rarely pay for cosmetics with real money) or is just barely there

[sleek harness]

Try not to paint your Space Marine black and red (impossible)

[gloomy void]

I did a fun silver and light blue color scheme for my custom marines. Now i just need a name for them

[tired steeple]

I've done that for 2 of them

technically 3

do angels sanguine count?

[half elk]

kinda short if youre not into multiple playthroughs though

[sleek harness]

Silver the Hedgehog Marine

[tired steeple]

I made those before they even got a dlc

[gloomy void]

Dedicated to protecting and preserving copies of the original Sonic games

[sleek harness]

The ones from 40000 years ago

[ocean widget]

could call them the grey knights, dont think thats been taken yet

[sleek harness]

The new are trash

[gloomy void]

Genius

[coarse tree]

Hog crankers.

[sleek harness]

Hog Crackers?

[elder merlin]

Just sounds like more a hassle than glasses is all

[ancient violet]

C'mon games lantern let me theory craft 😞

[sleek harness]

Well you put it and then just remember about its existence when you decide to go to sleep

[ocean widget]

i dont blame paul
always paranoid about forgetting they exist and then they go behind my eyes

[sleek harness]

We don't know whats he is paranoid about it yet

Maybe its because it's too expensive for him?

Maybe because his glasses are so much cooler to be replaced by contact lenses?

[ocean widget]

oh i meant me

[ocean widget]

dont think pauls got the memory i do

[ancient violet]

https://youtu.be/kb_GJkry3M8?si=QDS4SMHYj_iX2Aqe

[sleek harness]

What, you have the memory of a gold fish?

Also, why we call theses dumbass fishes "gold"?

They are piss yellow

[ocean widget]

goldfish actually have a pretty decent memory so no

[sleek harness]

Nerd

[ocean widget]

selective breeding

[sleek harness]

Doesn't make sense

[ocean widget]

they were bred to look like that

[sleek harness]

How does gold mate with fishes?

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-ancestor-gif-21405227

[sleek harness]

Don't make fun of me, I am actually thinking

[sick spindle]

fellas

is vermintide any good

[ocean widget]

im sure you are

[ocean widget]

it has EAC

[half elk]

compared to dt its slow asf but more punishing

[sick spindle]

East Africa Community?

[ocean widget]

easy anticheat

[silver gate]

Well, my laptop was chugging so I tried to blow out the dust and now it's blue screening 🙂

The day before patch

V sad

[ocean widget]

you should've sucked instead of blown

[silver gate]

Classic mistake

[half elk]

why'd you do that???

[silver gate]

I hate myself.

[half elk]

the healthy thing is to turn that hate outward

let the world know

[silver gate]

I used to channel it into Darktide but now who knows what will happen

[sick spindle]

Is it the same kind of fps style though?

[half elk]

if you mean horde killing type game its the same, but unitl you get to higher levels its much slower

[sleek harness]

1 old 2 best

[half elk]

also no gunners

[sleek harness]

How do we tell him?

[half elk]

no gunners in the dt sense

[sleek harness]

There are gunners in the DT sense yes-yes

[silver gate]

Vermintide was cool for feeling like it had more classes.

[sleek harness]

Stupid

[sick spindle]

Is it worth getting ultimate edition

[silver gate]

I played it like 5+ years ago, too, so presumably it's gotten even better in that regard.

[sleek harness]

Buying the DLCs? Yeah

[half elk]

if you have darktide not worth

[sleek harness]

More maps, more items and more modes

Also more subclasses

[gilded socket]

I did

[sick spindle]

subclasses you say.....................................

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[half elk]

you just straight up cap

[sleek harness]

4 subclasses for 5 characters

[sick spindle]

ayo skaven guess what

[sleek harness]

No

[sick spindle]

no no you have to guess

[sleek harness]

No

[sick spindle]

skaven............

pls.........................

[sleek harness]

[elder merlin]

[blissful kiln]

better

[thick coyote]

Worse

Now you decide

[sick spindle]

YES SAH

[blissful kiln]

🫃

[thick coyote]

It has elf so it's worse

But it has dwarf

So it evens out

[blissful kiln]

darktide also has that very same elf now

so

[sick spindle]

Yeah but elves are basically just warhammer fantasy eldar

[blissful kiln]

vt2 is better

checkmate, liberal

[thick coyote]

But also that same dwarf

[blissful kiln]

as a merchant, doesn't count

[half elk]

vt2 slow af

[sick spindle]

Should I get the bougie ultimate version

[sick spindle]

Slow in what way though

[blissful kiln]

on a discount - yes

it goes on a big discount fairly frequently

[half elk]

the gameplay way

[sick spindle]

It's on a 20% discount currently....................

[blissful kiln]

you don't have sprint or slide, but your normal movement speed is faster, or feels faster anyway

[sick spindle]

So I can't zip-zap around like in dt?

[blissful kiln]

enemies aren't harmless pinatas, everything is dangerous

[blissful kiln]

no

[thick coyote]

Lol

Just parry bruv

[blissful kiln]

yeah, ofc

but if you miss one asspoke from a slaverat

[thick coyote]

Easy game 🗣️

[blissful kiln]

you actually take damage

[unborn dust]

I am so happy we get a one time activation sword for Vet I fucking despise the power sword

[bleak path]

do we know the blessings for the power falchion btw?

[tired inlet]

🎶 Oh what a happy land we live in 🎶
🎶 Oh what a happy land, oh yeah 🎶

[thick coyote]

Yes

Wrath

[bleak path]

same as relic blade ?

[thick coyote]

Basically yeah

But instead of Rampage

It has Decapitator

[bleak path]

ooh

could be real

just one mk? or 2

[thick coyote]

2 mks iirc

[bleak path]

#praying for sweeping moveset

[blissful kiln]

it has the sweeps the bleeps and the creeps

[sick spindle]

Ok I bought Vermintide now

I am very excited to play it

[thick coyote]

Ooh ooh

[half elk]

mostly the same as relic sword

[thick coyote]

Learn Bardins Slayer

Jump at every patrol

[sick spindle]

Who

[thick coyote]

Your team will 100% love you

[hazy kestrel]

I understood that reference

[thick coyote]

Bardin is the dwarf
Slayer is one of his classes

[sick spindle]

Why yes I will pull and the mobs and make sure we wipe

[thick coyote]

Griiiiimniiiiiiiiir

[blissful kiln]

wiping is important

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[sick spindle]

Unless you've a bidet

[half elk]

you still need to wipe even with a bidet

[final herald]

bro got a wet ass forever

[sick spindle]

I've never used one but I'll take your word for it

[half elk]

you butthole will be wet asf otherwise

[sick spindle]

Actually no that's a lie I had to use a shower head when I was in Bosnia

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

simply never poop

poop are like emotions, just don't let any of it out y'know

[blissful kiln]

use a poop shovel

[elder merlin]

Of course you still need to wipe, its just less shit after a bidet after is all

[sick spindle]

Or the poop roof shingle

[river elbow]

[sick spindle]

Frisbee it off the roof

[elder merlin]

I fucking wish, what life would be like if i never had to piss and shit

[misty trench]

if you think about it, a fire hydrant is kinda just a big bidet

[elder merlin]

Humans are a poorly evolved creature

[half elk]

im telling people to wipe till it bleeds

only way to be sure

[sick spindle]

Nah you gotta leave a little extra there for the flavor

[blissful kiln]

rework when

[misty trench]

we out here evolving heads that are actually too big for the birth canal

[final herald]

what the fuck is happening in here

[sick spindle]

[dim belfry]

I saw the chain weapon specials got buffed does anyone know if there are any other buffs to base stats or anything?

[elder merlin]

Casual degeneracy general chat

[misty trench]

darktide patch notes

[final herald]

no not that

you and your poop bidet tangent

[low hemlock]

we just got nerfed unlike our great ancestors of the Stone Age Caveman Hunters

[sick spindle]

Just worshipping the great unclean, nothing to see here

[elder merlin]

This is just what happens when everyone cant be patient

[fallow lily]

The Lex Imperialis demands you poop so it may be used to fertilize the fields of the Emperors farms

[half elk]

set up your own eugenics program and you could have your very own rework in 10 generations or less

[sick spindle]

I'm just waiting for new arbites drip

[drowsy lynx]

Erm you can just use a bidet to clean off the water from the bidet, duh

[lilac crag]

we are stuck in this convo, it seems

[misty trench]

me when I want to destroy genetic diversity and ruin a population

[low hemlock]

insert: “how do we tell em” gif

[fallow lily]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[sick spindle]

I just want a Maglite 6D Cell skin for my shock maul

[misty trench]

I wash my bar of soap with a different bar of soap

[low hemlock]

Mr. Clean would be proud

[half elk]

patch notes human 2.0

[misty trench]

me screaming about the tithe after taco tuesday

[half elk]

butthole has been removed

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf a removable asshole would make it easier to clean

[low hemlock]

now u are built like Shadow the hedgehog

[fallow lily]

I'll call up a tech priest

Would you prefer them to have a feminine or masculine voice as they replace your ass

[low hemlock]

btoh

[half elk]

mouth will now take over buttholes previous duties

[weak beacon]

[orchid skiff]

tf is going on here

[drowsy lynx]

Yes

[half elk]

we just havin a lark, talkin bout eugenics n shi

[fallow lily]

I'll write down Masculine don't worry I heard he recently blessed his anus remover prosthetic

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh wonderful I'd hate to have a repeat of last time

[fallow lily]

The Machine God provides

[low hemlock]

✨Peak Cinema✨

[drowsy lynx]

Man tried to peek in general chat and got instantly milked

[gilded socket]

Th urge is getting to me

[half elk]

me when i havent had a vape in 10 minutes

[gilded socket]

Thats just sad

[half elk]

we're both on a discord server for darktide fam

[gilded socket]

We are not the same

[drowsy lynx]

Is the darktide in the room with us right now?

[gilded socket]

No its in space

[half elk]

also 38 millenia in the future

[drowsy lynx]

Oh fuck well that's a relief

[elder merlin]

Who else is making a suicide bomber psyker btw?

[half elk]

hell yeah

[orchid skiff]

Rookie mistake

[half elk]

probably play it once and be like "this isnt that good" but ill make it

[blissful kiln]

eugenics or poop - pick your topic, darktider

[remote jackal]

YES BELOVED, I DO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

*runs into the horde with devious grin on face

[drowsy lynx]

I choose both. Poopgenics.

[orchid skiff]

Poogenics because eugenics is wrong

[elder merlin]

You're either a shitter or a pisser, which is it?

[drowsy lynx]

psyker making loud poxburster ticking sounds over mic with mouth

[elder merlin]

That'd be hilarious

[drowsy lynx]

Entrenched shooters hear it getting louder, look at each other and stop smiling "I know that fucking sound"

[remote jackal]

The funniest part is that I can actually imagine the Seer personality doing something like this since he already can make buzz noises when queling peril.

[drowsy lynx]

"it's okay to blow up, it's all just a dream!"

[sick spindle]

Aight I'm playing Vermintide

Why is the queue taking forever

[remote jackal]

Low player number perhaps?

[half elk]

thats because its a dead game

until you either get to higher levels or jump on discord

even then its not too great on the population

[blissful kiln]

so just like darktide?

[half elk]

make sure to try push for 300 item power asap

[blissful kiln]

[sick spindle]

Yeah but how can I do that when I can't even join a game lmao

[blissful kiln]

it's late in eu

[sick spindle]

Wait hold on

[blissful kiln]

i had no trouble finding games in vt2 on any difficulty, skip recruit

[remote jackal]

You can always check the ongoing games to see if you can join any.

[distant matrix]

How many times should you be going down on a damnation match? I can't tell of I'm decent at the game or been carried lol.

[blissful kiln]

zero

ideally

[distant matrix]

Fuck

[sleek harness]

1

[blissful kiln]

if you're learning and dying a couple of times, it's ok

[sleek harness]

Or 0

[orchid skiff]

Tf is damnation ? I see people saying it's hard all the time

[remote jackal]

Depends on the team and how the AI director is feeling today.

[lilac crag]

nothing that's not RNG dependant should realistically kill you

[orchid skiff]

I only know auric and havoc

[sleek harness]

Yeah man, never heard of it

[distant matrix]

Ah. I only want down once. I'm getting better at least.

[zenith merlin]

I was not expecting the difficulty to be rebalanced this update, I was expecting abysmal dogshit outside of the plasma gunner and falchion

[blissful kiln]

damnation > h40

[sleek harness]

Neither of other difficulties theses people talk about

Like

[lilac crag]

going down once is fine on any difficulty

[orchid skiff]

Which difficulty is damnation

[sleek harness]

Theres just one, which is Auric

[lilac crag]

don't underbelly yourself

[half elk]

🤣 true

[orchid skiff]

The one before auric ?

[distant matrix]

Yea. Still learning this game even tho I have like three level 30 characters 😭

[lilac crag]

comes with time, lad

[sleek harness]

Yuh

[formal wharf]

i wonder how sm2 gameplay would work in darktide

[sleek harness]

Boltgun

[formal wharf]

90% of your enemies can just be sprinted througu

the chaos spawn would be a majoris

the only true bossfight would likely be the daemonhost

and any form of high ranking individual would just get the astartes treatment

so id say pretty good

[orchid skiff]

I see

[orchid skiff]

Get a visual mod to replace rejects with unarmored space Marines and nothing changes

[sick spindle]

Ok I did a game it's kinda fun

[zenith merlin]

space marines moveset in SM2 brought over 1:1 to darktide would have the rejects clown on the astartes

they move like plague ogryns in that game

[sleek harness]

3 Space Marines and one Veteran who keeps calling them Ogryns

[orchid skiff]

Titus when I sprint slide all his shots and stab my duelling sword in his face :

[remote jackal]

Noice glad you found a game to play

[zenith merlin]

Titus getting solo'd by some ogryn with a four letter name with a rock

[civic otter]

Named ultramarine, can't die

[elder merlin]

Started a heartgold run

[ocean widget]

the shorter the name the stronger the man

[elder merlin]

Forgot what gen it was, pleasantly surprised to see mah baby boi, Totodile

[half elk]

make sure to look up tome and grim locations when you feel more confident

[remote jackal]

Imagine the power of an ogryn named Bog or Kog or maybe even Log!

[elder merlin]

So you've come back, huh? @remote jackal

[blissful kiln]

bro literally died tho

[remote jackal]

Yes I did come back, is something wrong?

[elder merlin]

1v1 me in the mourningstar tomorrow

[gilded swallow]

i cant claim my twitch drops in game

[remote jackal]

Bet

[elder merlin]

What is everyones favorite pokemon starter?

[remote jackal]

Bulbasaur forever

🗣️

[warped thunder]

gen 1 so good

[tired steeple]

I only pick water starters

[elder merlin]

Totodile for me

[half elk]

i pick what starter is most aesthetically pleasing to me

have to look at the dickhead for most of the game so

[tacit geode]

Sobble

[elder merlin]

Ah, the sniping designer frog

[round mica]

so the vet rework is tomorrow, is VoC removed?

or changed?

[remote jackal]

Neither

[round mica]

bruh

[remote jackal]

Unchanged

[half elk]

it kills any enemy it touches

[remote jackal]

Executioner Stance is buffed and Infiltrate got buffed a bit.

[round mica]

i feel like VoC is still gonna get spammed

how unfortunate

[tired inlet]

You pick Gary Oak?

[lethal solstice]

Plasma gunners pen golden

[tired inlet]

Motherfuckin' Gary to the Motherfuckin' Oak

[remote jackal]

Well, remember that the changes are not final. It's like a part 1 of the class rework.

[blissful kiln]

CDR got nerfed

you can't just kill 4 specials and get your shout back

[remote jackal]

The cooldown reduction perk was nerfed for every class btw

[tired inlet]

to be a reject is to be equipped with whatever lasgun you found off a scab and have a machine say it was blessed by God before being thrown in a meat grinder that 70% of prisoners don't come back from and when you make it with half your squad eaten by a blob of tentacles, a naked lady in a tube visits you in your dream and shoots you with plasma guns for 4 hours a night Freddy Kreuger style to see if you are promotion material. Then in the morning they feed you the remains of the half of your team that didn't come back refried with complex carbohydrates

your Sergeant is a time traveler

and the commodore of the ship is a drug dealer

[half elk]

when youre eating corpse starch and find a particularly tasty bit

[last valve]

The 🍆

[sick spindle]

I mean I just did two games on hard mode

I thought you guys said this game was difficult

[tired inlet]

you mean havoc40 or maelstrom auric

[remote jackal]

Yeah, pretty much. What I like about it is that in the penance battle pass one of the last rewards you get, after all the cool armour rewards you unlock and the pretty words you hear of your devotion and redemption you'll definitely be rewarded with, is a frame called "Unforgiven" showing you the grim reality that is your situation and reminding you what you are in the end.

"A reject with no hope".

[woven steeple]

This is the lore accurate description. I wish they'd lean into it just a little harder, but I can see them not wanting to turn off people. I'm okay filling in the spaces in my head

[half elk]

i personally didnt say that i said it was slower

does get hard later on though

[sick spindle]

But why am I getting all of these swag weapons that I can't use

[tired inlet]

Rannick just calls you "No Hopers" straight up. To your face.

[remote jackal]

That would be Morrow.

[blissful kiln]

hard mode?

[half elk]

different classes?

[tired inlet]

right right; whoops

[remote jackal]

Rannick calls us scum (but useful scum).

[tired inlet]

sometimes you are awarded like..say, a braced or recon that your class can't use until level 8 or 12 or something

[blissful kiln]

ratscum 🗣️

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[half elk]

true totally forgot about that

[blissful kiln]

that's not a thing anymore

you just can't switch marks

[sleek harness]

[blissful kiln]

right?

[sleek harness]

I am killing you on Christmas

[blissful kiln]

like all 3 marks are locked

[analog marsh]

Vet Players: Ask for Melta Gun
Fatshark: I am hearing Power Sword family 2.
Vet Players:

[lilac crag]

then they give you the moebian 6th armor

and also a commander's leather jacket!

and... also... a cadian sentry torso that's been well maintained.

[uneven dune]

So ogryn got nothing again awesome!

[elder merlin]

[remote jackal]

The commander jacket was earlier but true.

[half elk]

redditors were talking about a rework to power sword where it worked like relic blade, and fatshark answered their main audience

[lilac crag]

then they also decide " if you play nice with dukane you can be a 53rd! "

which is silly frankly

[elder merlin]

I'll be consuming copious amounts of ice cream over here while i wait for new melee weapons for Ogryn

[remote jackal]

More so "You'll get to be sent on suicide mission so the Moebian 53rd doesn't have to waste any troops!"

[analog marsh]

Yeah, rip.

Would of been the perfect time to add an Autocannon to Ogryn since the humans are getting more explosive bolters.

[uneven dune]

So when is my class going to get a new weapon or what? We had the least amount of anything

[blissful kiln]

paul might as well be a new weapon

[blissful kiln]

you literally got a weapon last patch

the heavy stubber

[uneven dune]

I don’t remember that coming out with my class last patch. The janitor came out last patch you might be mistaken.

[analog marsh]

I think they just wanted the powerswords we already had to be converted to be like relic blades, not add a new family entirely.

[heavy dune]

Power wash simulator X Darktide

[half elk]

yeah fatshark just fatshark'd it though

[little marten]

Because of 1 player who actually likes the old power sword activation

[analog marsh]

That was like a year ago

[west urchin]

auric getting timed hordes is unintentionally an ogryn buff

[uneven dune]

Boring

I don’t wanna buff I want to actually some new things to use with my class not a buff

[orchid skiff]

What does that actually change?

[tacit geode]

I've said it before if Darktide fans were normal then I think they should... but dakrtide fans aren't.

So they'd shit and moan and scream that it got changed and demand refunds

[lilac crag]

I think more variety is simply better

[west urchin]

before auric hordes were based on progresson, distance travelled, in havoc the horde spawn on timer, after patch auric will use the havoc timer system

[lilac crag]

power sword and falchion existing in tangent is not a bad thing by any means

[half elk]

they couldve made a new power sword mark that worked like that but they didnt and added power falchion. for balance or w/e other reason they decided to put a whole new class of weapon in

[heavy dune]

no point having new weapons when youre fighting the same thing over and over.

If they focused on a variety of bosses/enemies a year or two ago your weapons would have felt way more diverse and interesting beyond injecting yourself with the dopamine of using a new thing only to see if it'll kill a crusher or not then throw it away if it doesnt

[little marten]

Is this better or worse

[heavy dune]

Ive said it fo ra while too the Blessing system needs a complete overhaul way more than any talent tree reworks

[west urchin]

better, for two points if you ask me, 1. more fun, thicker hordes, less downtime in auric means quickplay is better / 2. ogryns need to kill trash to keep up toughness, the most dangerous part for us imo is the distance between hordes, this minimizes that, so massive win in my book

[uneven dune]

I don’t know about you, but I don’t enjoy watching repeat episodes of the same thing over and over again on TV you might

[little marten]

Lovely! Look forward to it then

[heavy dune]

???

[elder merlin]

Power maul can die for all i care

I just want a pair of gauntlets

[analog marsh]

idk, maybe it's better we don't have those type of people on the game anyway if they're going to behave like dreg ragers.

[elder merlin]

I will eat your corpse

[neon agate]

Did you use hadron to help you write this(I am making a joke because ogryn's don't speak too well, but also yes this is a great opinion)

[heavy dune]

How is what I said even controversial, its widely known we want more enemy variety. Enemy variety would mean not putting flak carapace on everything and using the same weapons all the time, and even if you do, they'd feel different against different targets

[neon agate]

Perfect sticker i need to steal this

[low hemlock]

this gotta be another Zealot main take

[elder merlin]

Im still gonna eat you

[low hemlock]

@heavy dune riddle me this what’s your most played class?

[neon agate]

Zealot main hot take from a Zealot main, we should be able to hit the enemies with our book

[neon agate]

Inmate

[misty trench]

honestly I'd rather weapons that already exist get rework/balanced than getting new ones

[neon agate]

[orchid skiff]

So speedrunners get buffed ?

[misty trench]

like remember the crusher rework way back? that shit went from straight useless to one of the best weapons in the game, practically a new weapon

[lilac crag]

counterpoint

[heavy dune]

https://imgur.com/a/Y8STjWS

[lilac crag]

and this might be a hot take actually

I don't like relic blade's mechanic

it's good. its cool. I don't want that on my power sword tho

I'd rather two niches exist separately

[west urchin]

I can see how that could be interpreted that way, the timer maybe pushing groups, but I think a lot of the speedrunners you're used to seeing can only do that because auric has so much dead space between fights. I think with a thicker soup, they'll move a little less easily, or go back to damnation where they belong

[analog marsh]

It still has a really odd stat spread when compared to other weapons, like the arby maul. Like how is a 1 hander doing more damage then a 2 hander

And crushers best attack is the push attack, which seems rather odd.

[gilded socket]

@misty trench how much longer until next update it’s killing meeee

[low hemlock]

Okie me will slightly let that slide BUTT u got way too many levels for Zealot alone so….. play Ogryn more

Grade: D-

[misty trench]

I mean arby is overtuned

[gloomy void]

We are literally getting a new elite this patch

[vague island]

Does the horde timer mechanic mean the timer starts when a horde finishes, or just every X minutes a horde spawns even if you aren't done with the last one?

[misty trench]

tomorrow according to the shark

[gilded socket]

Okay

[jaunty path]

I contacted fatshark and the update is cancelled

The studio burnt down.

[neon agate]

D**N

[heavy dune]

Can't tell if I'm falling for colossal bait that people here think having new enemies and bosses to shoot, wouldn't make the weapon variety feel less bad.

New stuff and new enemies means all your weapons feel way fresher. 1 new enemy is great, but we needed way more yesterday along with bosses :p

[neon agate]

I guess I gotta go back to space marine 2 and being pink

[blissful kiln]

deez nuts

[analog marsh]

Kinda, although no more then Ogryn is. I think it's just the other classes needed a tune up, which seems like they got that, but not amount of balancing is going to make all the classes perfectly balanced with each other, impossible task.

[neon agate]

Not saltz saying deez nuts to me

[lilac crag]

they nerfed arby this patch anyway

[vestal mantle]

Ran malice darktide... My ogryn and 3 arbis

Got to watch an arby go down 4 times and die once

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[gloomy void]

No. Both ogyrn and arbites are overtuned. The other classes need more variety in their viable builds. They do not need to be at arbites level. Arbites and Ogyrn need to he brought down. They shouldn’t be the baseline they should be what not to do

[orchid skiff]

Vet should be able to 1v1 a chaos space marine

[gloomy void]

Arbites let a lot of bad skill players breeze through auric

[misty trench]

perfect balance is not possible, no but it can be a shitload better than it is currently, Ogryn and Arby rn are crazy overtuned for current content offerings and I wouldn't want to buff other classes to that same level or we're gonna end up needing like havoc 50 or smth

and havoc realistically shouldn't be the balance point anyway considering it's a low accessibility mode due to party finder and the ranking system being a total non-starter for a lot of players

[gloomy void]

Every horde would have 80 crushers

[lilac crag]

I mean that's kind of what they already did with the update

[low hemlock]

no make it 80 Bulwarkz‼️

[gloomy void]

Yeah i am saying more in general

[arctic escarp]

the Power Falchion: A single-edged, one‑handed power weapon that plays as a counterpart to the Power Sword. Its Special action works like the Zealot’s Relic Blade: weewoo

[misty trench]

pretty keen

[neon agate]

80 chaos spawns

[arctic escarp]

pretty kino as the oldies used to say

[analog marsh]

Crushers are kind of just walking metal coffins that you hit until they fall down, not scary like at launch anymore.

Like I think what FS could do is nerf the annoying shithead ranged enemies (shooters) and buff the melee elites, well the maulers and crushers anyway.

[tired inlet]

I think when a crusher patrol of 6 of them roll up you still have a moment of hesitation

because their overheads clip

[gloomy void]

Ranged enemies don’t really need a nerf

We already steamroll everything that isn’t high havoc

[lilac crag]

I want things to feel more like a brawl and less like a slaughter

[analog marsh]

No just the shooters specifically, they're way too powerful for a common enemy.

[tired inlet]

I've been playing with smoke grenade + executioner's stance and it's "Bravo Six, going dark" as hell

[sick spindle]

Nah it says that I need to "unlock" at the forge

[neon agate]

Hi thank you for giving me flashbacks to kino Der toten black ops 1

[vestal mantle]

My only real issue is snipers... I think the first shots damage is fair but thats a hell of a reload speed

[analog marsh]

They can still hit you while they roll around on the floor? Like usually what happens is someone will just knock them all on their asses and then they get the shit beaten out of them before they can get up.

[tired inlet]

they got the old vet keystone

[vestal mantle]

On the plus side tho, least I know where im going

[arctic escarp]

Talent Reworks and Class balances: increased flexibility and player agency around the Veteran, Zealot and Psyker trees by providing a more open layout. finally haha

[vestal mantle]

I still hate the vermintide 2 forests

[tired inlet]

forests are elgi propaganda

[molten matrix]

Ogryn should not be able to kill a boss by just spamminh m1 and taking almost no health damage

[tired inlet]

Veteran with an infantry autogun 30 yards away

[blazing ibex]

they also reworked some of the talents themselves

two of the game's worst nodes, which were on vet's right side, became two of the best lol

not just on vet's tree

best in the entire game

[arctic escarp]

the stealth nodes?

[blazing ibex]

no

Skirmisher and Exploit Weakness

[crimson crane]

That's rather underwhelming contents for being a major update that would only happens 2-3 times per year. No zealot skill tree rework? Or at the very least, weapon rebalancing?

[blazing ibex]

Skirmisher gives you stacks on sliding now, and Exploit Weakness gives you a full on 20% damage for melee critting enemies

[blazing ibex]

Wat

Every tree that isn't arby or ogryn got reworked

[arctic escarp]

Talent Reworks and Class balances: increased flexibility and player agency around the Veteran, Zealot and Psyker trees by providing a more open layout.

[crimson crane]

That's.... not a rework

Just less taxing nodes

[blazing ibex]

They also changed the nodes

[crimson crane]

Did they

[blazing ibex]

Well some of them

Yes

[dapper trench]

for what?

[crimson crane]

I bet some of the most useless nodes are still there tho

[tired inlet]

oooh man he's gonna turn this into a Ship of Theseus thing

[blazing ibex]

Also that's exactly what people were asking for with the rework

[crimson crane]

Keystones to be precisely

[blazing ibex]

you probably haven't seen a vid then

the changes are actually significant

[crimson crane]

I haven't

Only read their patchnotes

[blazing ibex]

Vet basically got a means to have 45% extra damage at all times

I haven't gotten into psyker or zealot much

But zealot doesn't have

[ancient violet]

Person who hasn't done any research on what they are angry about is angry about it

Average discord hours 😈

[blazing ibex]

The Build ™

anymore

[crimson crane]

I'll give it a try after work then

[blazing ibex]

It's tomorrow.

[dapper trench]

Was in love once

[crimson crane]

It depends

[dapper trench]

never again

[crimson crane]

I have shitty time zone

Could be today

[vestal mantle]

Its 14 hours from now

[ancient violet]

Sadge I will be at work 😞

[dapper trench]

I now have more than 1k hours on DT

[vestal mantle]

Also, question on twitch drops, do we not get them until we log in with the applicable class?

[blazing ibex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yhtu0ur_mA

[gilded socket]

Dony worry

[tired inlet]

might be nice; more damage thereotically means less bullets. However, I'm still paranoid and on overwatch for anything to knock me down when I'm ADS.

[blazing ibex]

no embeds but that's a good overlook on the update and what it entails

[crimson crane]

No weapon rebalancing in the upcoming update tho, right?

[blazing ibex]

There's rebalancing

One thing for sure is dueling sword is getting a parry now

[tired inlet]

like Death Claw?

[blazing ibex]

so no instant stagger button anymore

[blissful kiln]

completely changed layout
baked in talents into class passives or other talents
changed certain talents completely
changed numbers on others

yeah, not a rework

lazy fatfish

smh

[crimson crane]

All good then since FS didn't bother putting it on their patchnotes

Thought no weapon rebalancing whatsoever

[jovial helm]

wheres everyone seeing all the tree nodes?

[tacit geode]

The patchnotes are tomorrow this is just an overview blog

[tired inlet]

some playtesters leaked some shit

on youtube

[blazing ibex]

Because those aren't the patch notes lol

[lapis python]

What time will the update come out? At 16pm Or before?

[blazing ibex]

Update aint even out yet dude.

[dapper trench]

[west urchin]

idk about other classes but hank did a great video covering ogryn changes https://youtu.be/HKbePruTUVs?si=xZ2Hsm4AAT5KcPdP power maul goes hard af now if you ask me

[dapper trench]

remember

[crimson crane]

Well then at least they could have put a line for indication of weapon rebalancing somewhere in there

[dapper trench]

Not until its out in my timezone

[crimson crane]

I'm fine them having no details just saying that there will be weapon rebalancing or something

[gilded socket]

Im waiting patiently

[analog marsh]

Is kind of neat the Crystalline Will skill got turned into Poxburster: Psyker Edition. I always thought it should make blowing yourself more powerful and useful.

[crimson crane]

Tbh i haven't watched the vid yet since i'm on phone and at work so i'm kinda talking out of my ass here but aren't they just less taxing nodes and merged some of them?

Not entire tree reconstruction like ogryn

[dapper trench]

Never took you as the patient type, but then again with a game like MGS who wouldn't?

[minor narwhal]

the reworks are pretty big

not as big as ogryns but theres a good amount of new talents

[orchid skiff]

Is there new stuff that wasn't there before or is it mixed or buffed nodes

[blazing ibex]

less taxing nodes and bad nodes have been changed

[fleet tundra]

are there spiders in Darktide?

[dapper trench]

yes

[orchid skiff]

No

[blazing ibex]

while some really good nodes have been pulled in line

like

[analog marsh]

Hope there's no more useless skills, like The Emperors Bullet on Zealot.

[blazing ibex]

Tactical Awareness no longer being a flat six seconds off cooldown but rather doubling the cooldown reduction by half for three seconds

[crimson crane]

Mostly mixed and buffed nodes from what other ppl saying

[blazing ibex]

Or Psykinetics Aura being a personal benefit for psyker and no one else.

[minor narwhal]

a lot of useless talents got removed

dont know about emperors bullet exactly but it might b gone or put to the side

[crimson crane]

So that's a nerf then

[blazing ibex]

Yes.

[crimson crane]

Tho that's fine

[blazing ibex]

And honestly a needed one.

[crimson crane]

If other things are buffed correctly

[gilded socket]

Exactly

[tacit geode]

Veteran is now completely immune to suppression

[crimson crane]

We haven't had exactly, uh, diverse build for vet

[tacit geode]

There we go

[blazing ibex]

Executioner's has toughness regen while in use, Infiltrate had the 30% extra damage built into it, keystones have been reworked to be more consistent.

Vet doesn't need a stam delay node

Suppression immunity

Yeah these are not small changes

And this is just one class

Well, WS only got two of the useless subnodes taken off

But it's basically the same

[crimson crane]

Honestly tho exec and infil would still not be used

They inherently kinda bad

Especially in havocs

[analog marsh]

Nice.

Good riddance to all the shit skills.

[minor narwhal]

vet changes arent entirely done more in next update apparently

mayb they change the vet auras too?

[crimson crane]

So temporary band aid

[orchid skiff]

buff exec until it's best in slot idc

[blissful kiln]

it kinda is

[orchid skiff]

i want vet to fucking shoot

[blazing ibex]

Executioner's stance was never "bad"

Just didn't supplement to survivability much but with this change, I can actually see a viable reason to use ES

[crimson crane]

Good enough then

[crimson crane]

I kinda doubt that it would be used on par as VoC

But we will see

[midnight willow]

@orchid skiff hey cutie :3

[analog marsh]

They didn't change the vet auras? Bruuuuuh.

Half the problem with vet was how only one aura actually mattered. The other half was how only one ult mattered.

[minor narwhal]

lmao not yet i guess

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[crimson crane]

At least movement speed bonus could be useful

[blissful kiln]

as long as ammo aura exists it'll be the best one for havoc most likely

[crimson crane]

5% more damage is the ultimate BS

[blissful kiln]

but you don't have to sacrifice anything now

[blazing ibex]

i can use smokes with surv without the IRS on my ass now

😭

[minor narwhal]

5% movement speed is decent too but you'll literally always take ammo aura instead

[analog marsh]

Kind of, although I didn't notice it much since the value is low.

[orchid skiff]

another changed name

[blissful kiln]

Vet should get Loner instead of 5% damage aura

[midnight willow]

i am sorry pookie, i am still the same raccoon

[half elk]

would make more sense mechanically

[crimson crane]

Well, it def not as significant as scavenger aura

True

[minor narwhal]

if they add back loner there'll be riots outside their studio lmfao

[ocean widget]

we should give loner to the ogryn

[analog marsh]

Nah, just make the 5% damage aura into a 10% ranged damage aura, simples. As for scavenger aura, build that into Vet, but make it not an aura.

[half elk]

just give everyone loner fuck it

[ocean widget]

oh and we should force loner on arbites because who the fuck wants to hang around with a copper

[midnight willow]

@orchid skiff imma sleep now cutie, see you laterssssssssss

[orchid skiff]

me too dream of me

[midnight willow]

aww, always cutie ❤️

as long as you dream of me

[crimson crane]

Why are you so mean

[ocean widget]

coppers are cunts

simple as

[astral basin]

Ew

[crimson crane]

Eh

Ehhhhh

It depends on where you living in

[ocean widget]

warhammers coppers are even worse

[blissful kiln]

acab people when they're victims of a crime

[ocean widget]

i actually was multiple times
the police didnt do shit and thats why i grew to dislike them

[misty trench]

for the love of god fellas please

[nocturne bloom]

Ive delt with the police around a dozen times and its never been a negative experience

[midnight willow]

yeah- imma sleep

[low hemlock]

let em cook Warden, em bolter rounds crave new targets

[crimson crane]

Yea cops in here are polite bunch

[low hemlock]

[crimson crane]

Relatively speaking ofc

[minor narwhal]

oh did they make arbites in real life?

[arctic escarp]

them arbitrators man

[crimson crane]

It all.depends on where you livin

[ocean widget]

where tf are you

[misty trench]

we all have different lived experiences and indeed there are myriad stories of people having decidedly negative or positive experiences and there's a whole discussion to be had around law enforcement systems but those discussions can be had SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T HERE

[crimson crane]

South korea

[ocean widget]

ah that'd explain it

over there they do their job

[blissful kiln]

true
can we talk about eugenics and poop instead?

[nocturne bloom]

Tbh the issue i see is most people act like what they see online is a personal experience

[blissful kiln]

🫃

[low hemlock]

nah letz talk about Momma Hardon more

[misty trench]

we can talk about how weird it is you've stopped talking for a week

[low hemlock]

✨my favorite topic✨

[ocean widget]

you blind

oh wait did he get muted?

[blissful kiln]

yes

[misty trench]

no I didn't fuckin mute him lmao

[ocean widget]

ah

[blissful kiln]

yes he did

[minor narwhal]

hes muted

[ocean widget]

i thought one of us was blind

[low hemlock]

yet

[nocturne bloom]

Mod abuse smh

[blissful kiln]

i have been cancelled

[minor narwhal]

cancelled on twitter.com

[arctic escarp]

damn

[ocean widget]

i was considering which one of us was the dumbfuck

[arctic escarp]

we lost another one of the good ones

[crimson crane]

Yes probably

[misty trench]

I'll joke about mod abuse but I won't actually engage in it...if anything I let people get away with too much

[low hemlock]

u been actin to S U S saltz

[low hemlock]

wait until kruber hears about this

[arctic escarp]

tbf, the entire mod crew too

[misty trench]

I'd rather be too laidback than too uptight at any rate

[blissful kiln]

Valiant Kruber is a good man, he would not oppose me

[low hemlock]

unless the lady of the lake says so

[orchid skiff]

what the hell is a timeshare

[dapper trench]

oi

Tomorrow

[dapper trench]

I may or may not stream darktide

[arctic escarp]

lumberfoots..

[dapper trench]

anyone down to join?

[orchid skiff]

I still remember that guy that posted a twerking kerillian in gen chat

those were the days

[minor narwhal]

did yu oguys 😨 know that update tomorr 😨

[ocean widget]

update isnt out so no

also im putting money on the update being delayed

[orchid skiff]

aquila deleted it because 1984

[half elk]

what was his cc number and the cvv?

[orchid skiff]

4567 8756 9812 1263 789

[blissful kiln]

that was me

but the oppressors censored it

1984

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[orchid skiff]

you should cancel your credit card

[analog marsh]

UK Cop: "Oh no, someone has posted a meme, Starm their house and arrest them"

US Cop: "Shoot that man, he didn't pay the 3 dollar bus fare"

Both these are real things that happened btw.

[dapper trench]

type shit

[blissful kiln]

I actually should, I have 2rn using one account and I only need 1

[elder merlin]

And then all ya'll can quit your yappin

[thorny cave]

People still complain about this game Paul?

[jaunty path]

Can't WAIT for pregnant Hadron in this new update 🙏

[blissful kiln]

hyperpreggers hadron

[thorny cave]

lol it’s like going to jail and seeing everyone that you once knew when you were in there 10 years ago is still there. Jailunion

[jaunty path]

Sentencing is fucked up if you think about it

[orchid skiff]

that's my wife you're talking about

[jaunty path]

holding someone away for years and setting them back massively.

[thorny cave]

Yeah I got sentenced to life by god. I don’t like it either

[elder merlin]

Where the fuck you been?

[jaunty path]

Like shit what're you supposed to do after you get out of jail

[orchid skiff]

do crime and go back home

[jaunty path]

You can go back to your family, if they accept you back, ask help from your friends

but like

Holyshit.

[analog marsh]

Crime. No but statistically that's what a lot of people do.

[nocturne bloom]

Read the patch notes