general-chat

[sharp lantern]

Mister E dm'd me this

[amber delta]

sweaty gamers in shambles

[floral ermine]

3 hours for patch news? wot da hyllllll

[jaunty path]

Doesn't it release tomorrow

[drifting nacelle]

yes

[sharp lantern]

Oops nvm no pics in general

[jaunty path]

Oh

Patch news

[obtuse oak]

Media embargo I mean

[blissful kiln]

what if they nerf DS, but only for Veteran?

[thick coyote]

Yeah

[blissful kiln]

that would be based

[floral ermine]

maybe its time to boot up dorkshite again huh

[thick coyote]

So people that knows can talk about it 24 hours before it drops

[nocturne flicker]

it's busted on everyone 😭

[lilac crag]

I expect vet rework

if no vet rework, I explode

[thick coyote]

Don't expect rework

[rough crest]

is it stockholm timezone when they release the update?

[sharp lantern]

|| They remove finesse modifiers down and remove thrust ||

[round mica]

they well remove DS for veteran and give it to ogryn

simple as

[floral ermine]

the update is gonna be mortis trials, an event, a new weapon
and the game will get review bombed

[drifting nacelle]

actually it gets released at the same time across the world

[nocturne flicker]

yeah nah. expect and you risk massive disappointment

[thick coyote]

Ogryn rework was a big thing
We got future patch notes and everything

[peak falcon]

DS?

[sharp lantern]

This is justified

[floral ermine]

is it

[sharp lantern]

Wheres my six hour sex scene with rannick

[thick coyote]

And blessings

[drifting nacelle]

a rework would definitely have leading blogposts, hyping things up

[tacit geode]

The update was promised to me 3000 years ago

[remote jackal]

The update is released.

Darktlions must review bomb.

[nocturne flicker]

can't forget the blessings 😉

[stark raft]

i just want more animations for petting pupper

[lilac crag]

thankfully disappointment is a thing I cannot feel

[drifting nacelle]

buppy

[jaunty path]

Yall think its gonna be shit

[sharp lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-rannick-darktide-among-us-rannick-among-us-gif-1104488901860568907

[thick coyote]

Nah

[lilac crag]

I am shrimply immune to this game making mistakes. I played d2. THATS disappointment at its strongest.

[remote jackal]

No yu

[remote sluice]

Patchnotes just read: Here's a patch, figure it out.

[rough crest]

so its jsut tommorw

dman

[drifting nacelle]

yea

[nocturne flicker]

i feel it every day that i wake up in this flesh prison

[rough crest]

like no what time

[tacit geode]

Patch notes: wouldn't you like to know

[round mica]

a promise made when you weren’t even a thought in your great ancestors balls

[rough crest]

i wann aplay the new patch before i have to go to work :(

[amber delta]

nah FS might be this weird kid in the back of the class who never talks but he always scores A+ on all projects

[remote jackal]

I have a mouth and I will scream

[round mica]

that’s what we call anticipation

[obtuse oak]

Why is his name "Interrogator Rannick" when I haven't been chained up and edged by Zola for five hours at his command while he extracts sensitive information from my increasingly pliable and begging lips, huh? False advertising smh my head

[nocturne flicker]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lilac crag]

you will have to go to work sadly

[round mica]

someone screenshot this

[peak falcon]

We're so anxious for something good that we're all screaming internally.

[round mica]

and have it as proof

[lilac crag]

I should shoot you

[rough crest]

i wanna die

[remote jackal]

You're cooked

[rough crest]

i just wabnt to play it man

[floral ermine]

brother..........

[sharp lantern]

You mean, ||Impregnator|| Rannick?

[remote jackal]

[thick coyote]

Power Falchion
It'll definitely have block on activation
Which means it'll have on block blessings

Blessings that are not worth using at all

[thick coyote]

[obtuse oak]

Sorry guys, patch anticipation got me.

[round mica]

we out here just taking normal weapons and adding power to it

[quick pendant]

🚬 we could have been talking about the patch notes IF we had them

[drifting nacelle]

shame it got to you before Rannick did 😩

[rough crest]

im sad

i wont play the new patch tomorrow before i work

[thick coyote]

Sounds like the start of a douj-

[lilac crag]

kill this guy

right here

[sharp lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/rannick-darktide-rannick-darktide-among-us-rannick-among-us-gif-1104488901860568907

[rough crest]

[lilac crag]

shoot him down

[drifting nacelle]

don't worry i'll play it my whole shift in your stead

[nocturne flicker]

will sefoni be getting a skimpy lingerie set? the underwear she wears looks uncomfortable and itchy. and gross, it has a gross off-tone about it. delete

[quick pendant]

DAWG WHATS THIS

[nocturne flicker]

my freakiness is rubbing off on you hank

[obtuse oak]

I'm just a little guy

[lilac crag]

the anticipation has made us all mad in one way or another

[sharp lantern]

IYKWIM

[somber stream]

48 minutes

[floral ermine]

lads i got the patch notes, they're removing sefoni's moans in mortis

[somber stream]

Till the footages

[thick coyote]

Anyways just another 3 hours huh

[timber marten]

This just in, the new patch will include 50 new weapons

[sharp lantern]

NOOO

Ohhh ohhh master

[round mica]

licht will be horrified by this news

[drifting nacelle]

until what lmfao

[nocturne flicker]

y'all might not expect this from my freaky ahh but thank the emperor

[amber delta]

yeah this warrants review bombing

[nocturne flicker]

you see i prefer moans of actual pain, it gets me going easier

[sharp lantern]

Rannicking time

[floral ermine]

[nocturne flicker]

😝

[rough crest]

they should make it a femboy sefoni so its better

[somber stream]

jfc

[nocturne flicker]

budget freaky emoji bc i'm poor asl

[lilac crag]

I'm out of reacts for this

[nocturne flicker]

HELL YEAH BROTHER 😤

[lilac crag]

you lot have went off into the deep end of patch expectancy

[rough crest]

finally

[drifting nacelle]

my sanity prevails

[lilac crag]

some of you might even die before the patch arrives

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[lilac crag]

[drifting nacelle]

that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make

[peak falcon]

Can thet just remove sefoni?

[last valve]

Don't forget to let out a little moan at the end of each torture session

[sharp lantern]

Embedded fails are common where there's no hope

[obtuse oak]

Okay that was funny and all and I hope everyone had a good laugh but let's pull back from the ledge before we go full freak mode.

[drifting nacelle]

=:3c I'd never go full freak

[somber stream]

Too late, there is no break

[lilac crag]

hell yeah let's talk about capitalism

[nocturne flicker]

hank i've been gone for ages

you know this

[zenith merlin]

tuesday we will be blessed woth the cheeta striped ogryn pants

[drifting nacelle]

lmfao

[nocturne flicker]

not as cool as whatever the imperium is 💪

[obtuse oak]

If that's the alternative, we should keep Rannickposting

[lilac crag]

something something!!! economy!!! something something!!! politics!!

[sharp lantern]

Seconded

[drifting nacelle]

ew

[nocturne flicker]

rannick is such a twink bro i bet he's bottom heavy like me

[obtuse oak]

Him and his yee yee ass haircut

[tacit geode]

What's your favourite C tier skill in darktide

[sharp lantern]

Power bottom

[delicate vapor]

talk aboot

[obtuse oak]

Do you think that shit is officially sanctioned by the Inquisition?

[delicate vapor]

seafood

[obtuse oak]

Doesn't feel representative to me

[lilac crag]

do you think he has a wig

I feel like his hair isn't connected to his head

[nocturne flicker]

i put the bottom in power bottom

[sharp lantern]

Not for his head

[nocturne flicker]

for my butt not my role

[vestal mantle]

So how long till patch comes out? Need to know so I can plan my helldiving

[lilac crag]

he might just be a balding British man, which is common

[obtuse oak]

Patch is tomorrow

[nocturne flicker]

they just ported over that dude from fifth element and thought we wouldn't notice

[floral ermine]

i like how bro says "violence please" at the end of dark comuumniomumumumummu
what do u think we're gonna go do there bro

[thick coyote]

You know
She's bald
And majority of bald people are male
Which makes Seffy a tomboy
And tomboy>>>>

[sharp lantern]

Will embargo spoil notes?

[obtuse oak]

True

Gary Oldman lookin ass

[vestal mantle]

Right, but is it tomm in sweden or at playstation time?

[nocturne flicker]

when arbitrator getting the replay mode shotgun?

[tacit geode]

Gotta give it to inspiring presence

[obtuse oak]

Well not the official notes but the full patch will be covered when the embargo lifts

[thick coyote]

Actually yeah

When's DT getting a replay mode

[obtuse oak]

Tomorrow in Sweden

[thick coyote]

Optional of course

To save storage

[nocturne flicker]

in 3 hours. ughhh i have to work at 6am fatshark goddamn it

[obtuse oak]

Probably around 20h to 24h from now

[nocturne flicker]

i'm going to work on 3 hours' sleep idec

[floral ermine]

patch notes are gonna be "this game is cooked we're making darktide 2"

[sharp lantern]

Mister E will receive inflation || 😳|| views then

[drifting nacelle]

sleep well!

[lilac crag]

" guys. we know loner sucks. so we decided everyone gets a dog now. "

[nocturne flicker]

bro i'll chub up stawwwp 💅

[sharp lantern]

Everyone has loner

[thick coyote]

loner still in the game

😭

[sharp lantern]

[lilac crag]

it's in line how they will do ANYTHING before they do something direct to that aura

change an aura? add arbites!

[nocturne flicker]

zealot rework will delete it bro trust

[floral ermine]

they will announce the jean stealers

[nocturne flicker]

(coming 2026)

[floral ermine]

i feel it

[drifting nacelle]

my JEANS

no

[lilac crag]

great googly moogly

zealot rework is so far off the table I might as well be eating off the floor

[sharp lantern]

I love the theme of it, it needs to work like lone wolf or something

[lilac crag]

😭

[thick coyote]

The Jeaners

[drifting nacelle]

Jortstealers

[nocturne flicker]

okay hot take i'm gonna get julius caesared for

but fuck it i ball

the cyber-mastiff should be opt-in, not opt-out

that mf thing is worth 7 talent points on its own at NO cost to the arbitrator

[drifting nacelle]

[nocturne flicker]

lone wolf being so strong is a direct consequence of the dog being insanely strong

[drifting nacelle]

i mean yes

[surreal ermine]

the vet cries when it looks at arbites skill tree and sees he gets free grenades without having to go out of his way to get them

[nocturne flicker]

like lone wolf and cyber-mastiff inherently put an arbitrator like 7 talent points worth of power above a vet ALONE

[tacit geode]

They should up arbites stam delay

[drifting nacelle]

where are you gonna opt into that, though? delay blitzes and put 'em outta sync with the other classes? or replace dogsplosion?

[floral ermine]

i agree

[nocturne flicker]

or just nerf its problematic talents to a reasonable level

[floral ermine]

as much as i enjoy palying arbeetus bro can stack up all the bonuses on top of the dog

it should be one or the other

[obtuse oak]

I think the mastiff should've just been omnipresent and lone wolf shouldn't exist but w/e nobody cares what I think apparently

[drifting nacelle]

arbeeteez definitely kills my few remaining braincells when I play it

[floral ermine]

"so haha guys dog is so good we let u regen nades every 60 seconds and gain 10 billion bonuses to compensate haha"

[drifting nacelle]

I have no situational awareness whatsoever

[nocturne flicker]

hell no i'm a cat person 😤

[tacit geode]

I care about what you think except for that rannick thing earlier actually

[drifting nacelle]

aurally? Didn't know we were talkin' ear stuff

[tacit geode]

Somehow this is Coles fault

[obtuse oak]

I was momentarily possessed

[floral ermine]

dog should be gamified

idk why he can pounce every 2 seconds at 0 cost

[nocturne flicker]

i'm telling your wife

(jk)

[drifting nacelle]

buff smokes

[floral ermine]

i know they dont want it to be annoying to use

but making it free is too strong lol

[thick coyote]

But no dog
And no dog is griefing

[drifting nacelle]

dog turns dogs into ministuns, basically gets rid of a whole disabler, which is an interesting choice

[nocturne flicker]

yeah the dog should force more interaction on the arbitrator. and certain enemies should be more resistant to its attacks, like if it tries to pounce an ogryn a second time it gets its dumb ass smacked across the room with a whine

[drifting nacelle]

the answer isn't "hurt dog >:)"

[nocturne flicker]

ogryns might be below human intelligence, but they're not braindead nor weak enough to just let a dog bully 'em like that

[nocturne flicker]

it's not about edginess it's about enemy counterplay

[floral ermine]

bro would also be more fun to use this way

only interaction u can really do is order specific pounces

or time dog bomb

otherwise he's just passive dmg

not exactly peak "pet class" gaming

[jaunty path]

Omnipresent?

[elder merlin]

Its about the friends we made along the way

[drifting nacelle]

the good boy turns my brain off

[tacit geode]

I think they should have it so if 4 arbites ping the same enemy for the dog to maul all 4 dogs grab a limb each and take the enemy away

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[drifting nacelle]

oh I got the convicts role, dope

that was sooner than I expected

[nocturne flicker]

hell yeah teamwork

[amber delta]

GOOD LORD GIVE ME PATCH NOTES PLEASE

[drifting nacelle]

good louck with taht

Fingers???

[amber delta]

Fingers, but hole

[drifting nacelle]

m ybrain

[tacit geode]

Works on bosses*

[nocturne flicker]

expect it at 2 AM AEST (it's 11:30 PM AEST rn so like 2.5-3 hours?)

[drifting nacelle]

it does not exist

[molten matrix]

yurr

[drifting nacelle]

it's gonna release 5 minutes before the embargo lift

[nocturne flicker]

i'll prolly pass out when it gets lifted bc of my dumbass work schedule

[drifting nacelle]

😔

[hidden wedge]

inb4 its just one new extra “map” for trials

[fierce cave]

Bro can't lift

[hidden wedge]

[fierce cave]

[obtuse oak]

The bigger problem is you living in the underside of the planet

[drifting nacelle]

at least they aren't french

[fierce cave]

The wrong side

[nocturne flicker]

why tf do these mfs want me there at 6 in the morning when i could reliably get that job done from 7AM

[drifting nacelle]

to keep you subjugated

to let you know they own you

[nocturne flicker]

but nooo the nurse has to be there at 8:30 even though there's no appointments until 9:30

[fierce cave]

Me to my meat

[nocturne flicker]

mf it's a WALK-IN CLINIC

[fierce cave]

If I had any

[drifting nacelle]

and you gotta WALK IN EARLY

[nocturne flicker]

trueee

[obtuse oak]

Wagie 👉

[gilded socket]

Resisting the urge to bark

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

i'll send you silksong fat fetish art

istg

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

i work for government :3

[fierce cave]

Bet

[drifting nacelle]

I have so little oversight at my work I regularly come in half an hour late and play video games all day, and i'm still praised daily

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

sending now

[fierce cave]

NOOO

[drifting nacelle]

there are benefits to an email job

[gilded socket]

Ew… job…

[nocturne flicker]

mwahahaha

[agile leaf]

J#b

[drifting nacelle]

https://tenor.com/ge5ssA6NdBz.gif

[fierce cave]

Banger

More like

[drifting nacelle]

oh right

[fierce cave]

Bang her

[drifting nacelle]

no embeds

[drifting nacelle]

YES

[gilded socket]

Stop!!

[nocturne flicker]

tahiti

[fierce cave]

I got too many

[gilded socket]

So many blocked messages

[fierce cave]

So sad

[nocturne flicker]

uncle is the pinnacle of male attractiveness, if you disagree with me, you're wrong and are condemned to a slow and painful death and your muscles will flap in hell

[fierce cave]

Only if this MF would unblock me

[fierce cave]

Flap you say?

Make it flap

[nocturne flicker]

i'll make you flap

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838

[fierce cave]

Unblock me

[amber delta]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-battle-magician-nice-argument-fireball-punkeydoodles8-gif-16383972292825395645

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-indeed-agree-gif-10704775973441200096

[vestal mantle]

Hey.... Neighbor bought me alcohol as a bday present

Woooooo

[fierce cave]

Alcoholism

[vestal mantle]

Its some good stuff

[nocturne flicker]

my neighbour stares at me while i do laundry. it's weird

[round mica]

morning gents is game lagging for everyone or just me

[fierce cave]

My neighbor is uh

Freaky

[nocturne flicker]

you're freaky bro i remember those dms

[amber delta]

I am his neighbour

[fierce cave]

I don't know what you be on about

[fierce cave]

Her

[vestal mantle]

Doubt

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

😈

[fierce cave]

I'm female bois

[amber delta]

hetti

[vestal mantle]

No... She bought me a 750ml of Perdod

[timber marten]

[nocturne flicker]

i know and i'll still call you bro until you tell me not to

[fierce cave]

Having mangos in Tahiti

[timber marten]

women cant play games, the internet says so

[vestal mantle]

Like, Absinthe is some stout shit

[fierce cave]

Bro guy dude

Gender neutral

[vestal mantle]

I gotta order some sugar cubes

[timber marten]

when is the update post coming, anyone knows? i really wanna see whats in the update

[fierce cave]

Hello boobs

[nocturne flicker]

barbarian liquor

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

i only drink grape amasec

[floral ermine]

ya'll want new content

[nocturne flicker]

yuh

[floral ermine]

im now a solo mode truther

[timber marten]

i will go take a nap

[floral ermine]

we are NOT the same

[gilded socket]

Its a quiet life

[floral ermine]

im gonna be with shit internet for a while and this game will be unplayable

its so over

[fierce cave]

I don't want new content

I don't play mud

[obtuse oak]

darktide when you drop one packet

[vestal mantle]

I believe in you not Adam Jenson

[floral ermine]

DC central

[gilded socket]

Call that packet loss

[nocturne flicker]

can you use yours to knock me out? not even a sexual thing, you're my friend and i should prolly sleep a lil before the damn nda embargo drops so i'm not a zombie at work tmoz

[obtuse oak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794801623036854302/1165501685792251924/crumple.gif

[drifting nacelle]

damn that looks like me playing

[nocturne flicker]

THEY KILLED BOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[floral ermine]

dorkshite when u lag for 1 milisecond (you get kicked)

[fierce cave]

Sloppy rob

[fierce cave]

Make this a sticker

PLEASE

[nocturne flicker]

i petition agree

[fierce cave]

@obtuse oak

[nocturne flicker]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/794801623036854302/1165501685792251924/crumple.gif

[fierce cave]

Run a poll Hank the man

Killed chat with my awsemness

[vestal mantle]

Oh sorry... Doing my warframe hex things

[fierce cave]

What kind of things

🤨

I play warframe

I know what things you can do with hex

Don't lie

[vestal mantle]

Mostly the convo stuff then gonna get to farming cavia

[fierce cave]

[vestal mantle]

My main goal in wf is to hit mr17

[fierce cave]

I'm already at mr4

[orchid skiff]

based

[fierce cave]

Lmr*

I'm past level 30

I'm just that guy

[obtuse oak]

Gone before his time, he had so many more thangs to hawk tuah on

[fierce cave]

[obtuse oak]

Ok, I asked

[vestal mantle]

Nice... You wanna play hmu

[fierce cave]

HOORAY

[fierce cave]

Nah I quit warframe

[vestal mantle]

Pffffftty

[tacit geode]

Sloppy rob sticker hell yeah

[fierce cave]

Planning to sell my acc because I got excal prime

[gilded socket]

Empines

[vestal mantle]

Eh, to each their own

[ocean widget]

ill buy it for a sixpence

[fierce cave]

Gonna be rich

[fierce cave]

No

[vestal mantle]

I dont like excal much

[tacit geode]

God I'm tired as shit but instead of being before work I'm in work tired as shit

[gilded socket]

Sixpence none the wiser

[fierce cave]

(prime was only available at the very start and is not available)

[vestal mantle]

Ik

[fierce cave]

[ocean widget]

wait seriously?

thats dumb

[fierce cave]

Yeah

He's the rarest prime

He's worth a fortune

3 accounts with him

[drifting nacelle]

founders exclusive if i remember right

[fierce cave]

I'm finna pay if the mortgage

[drifting nacelle]

along with lato and skana

[fierce cave]

[ocean widget]

"Nope. He was only given to Founders who supported the game when it first went public"

jesus fuck

[fierce cave]

I got 3 of him

[drifting nacelle]

i haven't played warframe in years, i burnt myself out on it

[fierce cave]

I'm gonna be fookin rich

[lilac crag]

keep in mind he's coming back soon and even before this info, there was an excal prime alternative for free in the story

[fierce cave]

If I sold all my accs with him

[vestal mantle]

I play it because a few of my friends play it

[fierce cave]

[ocean widget]

yeah just checked but the umbra is worse than the prime

[drifting nacelle]

Umbra's really different compared to excal prime

[fierce cave]

People like the prime because it's unobtainable

[drifting nacelle]

^

[fierce cave]

And better

[drifting nacelle]

manufactured scarcity is a bitch

[ocean widget]

plus umbra isnt even classed as a prime

[drifting nacelle]

yeah umbra is just Different

[fierce cave]

He's special

Like me

Artistic

[vestal mantle]

I mean I think umbra is better than excal base

[ocean widget]

so essentially if you didnt play warframe 12 years ago and you like excaliber get fucked

[lilac crag]

he's got a different ability ( not sure how it affects gameplay compared ), 3 umbra mod slots (( Insane )) with low enough stats that it makes 5-10% of a difference in gameplay

[ocean widget]

yeah
not the prime tho

[drifting nacelle]

Umbra Excalibur Prime is chinese exclusive i think

from their founders package

[vestal mantle]

Uh... Prime is the same thing with like a few changes to armor, health, and energy

[lilac crag]

we don't talk about that specimen

[ocean widget]

apparently excal umbra is still bugged

2024 post about the bug still existing

[lilac crag]

this is just DE being bad with their game. loki is a frame and he's been fucking dead for well over 4 years now.

they can't balance properly

[drifting nacelle]

Loki was my starter frame

😩

[ocean widget]

that fuckin sucks
actually enjoyed running around with excaliber stabbing shit to death

[vestal mantle]

Mine was Mag

[drifting nacelle]

I really enjoyed Excalibur

[vestal mantle]

Ended up being fairly solid

[ocean widget]

i start with excal cus i saw swords

[drifting nacelle]

Radial Blind my beloved

[ocean widget]

sucks you cant get the best version of him tho

[lilac crag]

you'll still like excal, he is coming back with his prime version soon. but umbra already was an upgrade with slightly lower stats

[drifting nacelle]

i haven't played in years, every time i pick it up, I just

can't get into it

[ocean widget]

where did u even see that its coming back

cant find shit

[fierce cave]

Pay me idk lemme check the prices

[lilac crag]

good question

fuck if I remember I haven't played in 3months

[drifting nacelle]

the best version of him is whichever version I'm playin'

[fierce cave]

10k

[lilac crag]

I just know people were certain he was gonna come out after caliban prime

[fierce cave]

@ocean widget
Buy my acc for 10k twin

Got everything

[lilac crag]

community's been predicting prime releases fairly accurately as far as I know

[fierce cave]

(I J's checked prices)

[lilac crag]

this is tragic

[fierce cave]

What a shame

(I keep warframe separate from everything else)

[lilac crag]

I'd understand if the frame was good

but 10k for fucking Excalibur?????

[fierce cave]

My acc has everysingle item

All normal

All prime

Legendary master rank 4

Everytging is maxed

[lilac crag]

great googly moogly

[fierce cave]

That's why 10k

Just for excal prime is 4.5k

[drifting nacelle]

consider touching grass 😩

[fierce cave]

(no)

[ocean widget]

im not paying you 10 grand for a fucking NFT

[fierce cave]

Fair enough

[lilac crag]

pay 10 grand for a bunch of nfts

[fierce cave]

(I was joking anyway)

I ain't selling shit

Cept the level 1 accs for 4.5k

[ocean widget]

Excalibur Prime available again, confirmed.

Edit: I can't believe i need to do this but /s

[fierce cave]

That's 9k

[gilded socket]

Work sucks

[ocean widget]

probably saw this

[fierce cave]

That's decent money

[thick coyote]

Yeah
We know

[fierce cave]

Lies

[ocean widget]

The edit or what

[fierce cave]

All of it

Excalibur prime

Will

[gilded socket]

The urge is killing me

[fierce cave]

Return

[lilac crag]

no I found the image

but it turns out I was wrong, you can't permanently get him, but they'll let you use him

let me quote real quick

[fierce cave]

I WA CORRECT

[ocean widget]

Bruh

[fierce cave]

Duviri am I right?

[lilac crag]

not duviri

[ocean widget]

Games with timelocked shit sucks ass

[lilac crag]

special missions

[fierce cave]

Darktide mfs

[lilac crag]

aka he will be made a frame that you can just play anytime you want without actually owning him

[ocean widget]

New players cant get em so essentially fuck the new players

[fierce cave]

The free one in the main mission

[simple drum]

Xfinity is giving away free beta access for black ops 7 they must be failing hard

[ocean widget]

Excal isnt excal prime unfortunately

[lilac crag]

" an elite and special specimen, claimed only by a select few. While designs of Excalibur prime has been lost to time, even newer tenno may experience a spark of his brilliance. Make his power your own, if only for a moment. "

[fierce cave]

Mid game

[jaunty path]

I require an emotional support servitor

[fierce cave]

Hello

What's wrong?

[ocean widget]

"Get fucked, we timelocked this guy because you didnt play over a decade ago"

[fierce cave]

Or what's right?

[distant elk]

Is the update later today ?

[ocean widget]

Tomorrow

[jaunty path]

Brain not.

[ocean widget]

Never seen a game where timelocking shit is a good idea ngl

[distant elk]

Roger that thank you!

[gilded socket]

Inshallah we must dismantle the infidel automatons

[jaunty path]

We're searing imperial citizens on fire

[lilac crag]

kinda yes, kinda no. if it works like, being able to pick him for missions without actually having him in your arsenal, I think it's a fair compromise

[tired compass]

tomorrow

[ocean widget]

is that every mission or only a couple ones?

[lilac crag]

remains to be seen

update isn't coming out for a while

[ocean widget]

so yeah it'll probably be just a "get fucked anyone who played after 2013"

[fierce cave]

Wuh

[quick pendant]

tfw no patch notes 😭

[lilac crag]

truth nuke

[ocean widget]

"So it sounds like we'll get to play him in one or more special missions without actually adding him to our arsenal. That's cool I guess."
yeah we aint getting to actually use him

[fierce cave]

The amount of people who ask to buy my acc if I rock up as excal prime in any relay

[ocean widget]

cant say im surprised given its so rare

[tacit geode]

Maybe we didn't do enough blood sacrifices for the blog?

[lilac crag]

Nft-lite

[ocean widget]

as usual the 1% stay winning

clearly should've played warframe when i didnt even know what the fuck it was

[stoic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7gCgmiwqbE this was a cool hypothetical

[lilac crag]

I was busy being a toddler in 2013

[stoic dune]

i knew the choise would be the third

[ocean widget]

oh shit wait alex

is excal prime in the trailer

[fierce cave]

The math

[ocean widget]

old enough to use discord

[lilac crag]

pretty sure yeah

[ocean widget]

[lilac crag]

Nov 2nd of 2006 uhhhh

[jaunty path]

People Born in 2005 are adults now

[lilac crag]

thats like what

[ocean widget]

they put something nobody could get for over 10 years

in the trailer

[ocean widget]

18-19

[fierce cave]

Born in 2003

I think

Brain fucking me

[ocean widget]

well 18 specifically for you because it isnt november yet

[fierce cave]

2002

[lilac crag]

oh my God I'm gonna be 20 next year fuck

[fierce cave]

24 for me

[lilac crag]

you're 24?

23

huh

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Yeah

Unfortunately old

[tacit geode]

I too am 23

[jaunty path]

Old

[fierce cave]

[lilac crag]

[timber marten]

Still in your twenties? Lucky

[jaunty path]

So many old ppl here

[timber marten]

Old af

[ashen prairie]

hi there

[jaunty path]

Am I in a nursing home

[fierce cave]

Aren't you like 40

[ashen prairie]

i back

[fierce cave]

Hello femboy

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

No I'm 20, LOL.

[fierce cave]

Nearly there

[lilac crag]

hiya dean

[drifting nacelle]

lmfao I'm turning 34 this year

[fierce cave]

OLD

[jaunty path]

Ancient relic

[sharp lantern]

You need to be at least 40,000 years old to play smh

It's in the name

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

[drifting nacelle]

one foot in the grave already

[jaunty path]

Guys ur so old what was ww2 like

[fierce cave]

Ask @elder merlin

He was there

[sharp lantern]

Let's be careful now

[fierce cave]

[sharp lantern]

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-warlock-rash-don't-guardians-of-the-galaxy-guardians-of-the-galaxy-volume-3-gif-12157402174849860074

[elder merlin]

I killed nazis

Simple as

[sharp lantern]

Embed fail

[jaunty path]

Are you sur

[sharp lantern]

This channel sucks

[fierce cave]

I wanted it to not embed

[sharp lantern]

Based

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

Overseas and at home, yes

[fierce cave]

Aren't you 33

[sharp lantern]

2 more hours before we learn the truth conscripts

[fierce cave]

Time travel

[elder merlin]

34

[jaunty path]

Paul ogyrn is like

67

My man is OLD

[fierce cave]

He no ww2

[jaunty path]

He knows ww2

He was there

[sharp lantern]

You can tell how old someone is by who they main

[fierce cave]

My name ww2

Lot of people fighting for me

[sharp lantern]

Ogryns are all 30+

[fierce cave]

[sharp lantern]

Or are just slow

[obtuse oak]

I am convinced that ogryn mains skew older than vet/zealot mains ye

[fierce cave]

30+ inches

[jaunty path]

Is it because ogyrn is kind of a braindead class

[fierce cave]

That's big

[sharp lantern]

GIRTHMAXXER

[lilac crag]

zealot mains bring 2 types of stereotypes

[obtuse oak]

girl, behave

[fierce cave]

[lilac crag]

people that are on the spectrum, or extremists

[drifting nacelle]

i actually prefer zealot, generally speaking

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

[sharp lantern]

That's 40k yes

[drifting nacelle]

the minute brass knuckles are released i'm an ogryn main tho

[sharp lantern]

Just use the type 2 club

Slap and punch 👊

[drifting nacelle]

i prefer the 3b

[sharp lantern]

Never gonna make it

[lilac crag]

punch club is fucking funny

I love that thing

[obtuse oak]

it's because big dumb brutes aren't cool or edgy, which stops mattering when you grow older and you suddenly find the dutiful and ever-hungry ogryn relatable

[elder merlin]

Im already an ogryn main, but i need fist weapons

[lilac crag]

ogryn is both cool and edgy tho?

[fierce cave]

I myself like the shouting guy that has big sword

[lilac crag]

inarguably being a massive brute is edgier than being a soldier

[fierce cave]

In the games I play

[sharp lantern]

No

[blissful kiln]

Arbites is more braindead

[fierce cave]

I either make the coolest looking mf

[ocean widget]

yeah cant find anything about getting excal prime anytime soon RIP
welp just another reason not to play warframe

[fierce cave]

Or the most special looking guy

[obtuse oak]

blood elves are edgy. tauren are not. it's like that

[lilac crag]

hm.

[elder merlin]

[drifting nacelle]

blood elves are edging, Taurens don't

[sharp lantern]

Arbites are the new edge lords

[drifting nacelle]

it is what it is

[fierce cave]

Charlotte is here

Gello

[rocky moat]

edgy is a definitionless buzzword anything i call edgy is

[fierce cave]

[sharp lantern]

Edging you say

[lilac crag]

I personally find ogryns the coolest out of all 5 classes. I would play him even more than I already have if he had weapons

I'm a shield user at heart

[fierce cave]

Knightman

Swordsman

Why not swordswoman

[lilac crag]

that's a zealot

[drifting nacelle]

swordsperson

[lilac crag]

also yes I'm a swordsperson

[rocky moat]

because i hold the sword

[fierce cave]

I'm not a person

[rocky moat]

they hold the shield

[fierce cave]

Buddem tss

[lilac crag]

truth btw

[obtuse oak]

that just makes you old at heart ❤️

[fierce cave]

[drifting nacelle]

shieldmaiden is a great career i enjoy it muchly

[lilac crag]

I actually appreciate this, thank you Hank J. Wimbleton

[rocky moat]

yup

[rocky moat]

old!@!!!

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Hank from baking bread?

[obtuse oak]

the ogrynomicon was also made by three geriatric 30+ old farts

[lilac crag]

I used your ogrynomicon way before I joined the dt server

[obtuse oak]

it comes with the territory

[lilac crag]

I had an inner group long ago where 5 of us were ogryn mains

it was like the Bible

[obtuse oak]

[little marten]

UNLEASH THE BLOG

[fierce cave]

Sticker news?

[elder merlin]

I was a ogryn before i even knew what Warhammer 40k was

[lilac crag]

hey..................

[obtuse oak]

it's been like five minutes, daddy chill

[rocky moat]

you guys like ogryn for rational, normal reasons

[fierce cave]

I'm not a guy

[rocky moat]

i like ogryn because big boom

[fierce cave]

[rocky moat]

we are not the same

[drifting nacelle]

i like big bonks and i cannot lie

[lilac crag]

rumbler player

[obtuse oak]

the lady doth protest too much

[gilded socket]

Im struggling so hard rught now

[fierce cave]

I've got nothing else to do

[rocky moat]

thats me

can we make a melee that explodes

[drifting nacelle]

grenade gauntlet

[lilac crag]

the humble grenadier gauntlet

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

Maxine needs a hug

[drifting nacelle]

but if it were an actual weapon

i loved it getting a buff

[rocky moat]

thats not a melee

[gilded socket]

Im trying to get mgs delta

[fierce cave]

She won't take mine

So sad

[gilded socket]

I was told if indont bark until update it’s mine

[lilac crag]

it is

[drifting nacelle]

It's in teh ranged slot

[lilac crag]

you can swing with it

[rocky moat]

nope

and iti sn't exxplodey enoughj

[lilac crag]

YOURE SO PICKY

[fierce cave]

Know what else you can swing?

[lilac crag]

RAAAHHHH

[rocky moat]

yeah and

[lilac crag]

I loaf u

[rocky moat]

i like my big booms nice and good

[lilac crag]

except you stopped playing ogryn

for like

5 months now

[rocky moat]

anc i havent played dt for like

3 maybe 4 of tfhose months

[lilac crag]

more around 2

cus u came back for arby

[rocky moat]

nu uh

[lilac crag]

DUDE

[gilded socket]

Wagh

[lilac crag]

wait

patch notes in 1h 30m no?

@obtuse oak

[drifting nacelle]

maybe maybe not

[fair bridge]

30 minutes

[drifting nacelle]

embargo lifts in 1h30

[lilac crag]

okay

I see

[drifting nacelle]

that's all we know for sure

[gilded socket]

RAAAGAGH

[obtuse oak]

Yeah media embargo. Idk anything about patch notes

[weak beacon]

Man today has sucked for me

[lilac crag]

what's an embargo btw

[drifting nacelle]

the inner machinations of fs are truly mystifying

[thick coyote]

Grenadier Gauntlet mentioned

[lilac crag]

I'm not native

[fair bridge]

what is a five letter word for heavy

[thick coyote]

Give it Skullcrusher

[drifting nacelle]

heavy

[fierce cave]

@ me when there is sticker news

[lilac crag]

hefty

[fierce cave]

I'm leaving

[fair bridge]

thank you

[lilac crag]

np

[gilded socket]

By the way

Wash your nuts

[fair bridge]

it is a ban basically

[drifting nacelle]

content creators /playtesters are under an NDA, they can't talk about the update yet

[lilac crag]

we're banning hank?

[fair bridge]

ya

[lilac crag]

I cee

[fair bridge]

say bye hank

[rocky moat]

disallowance of spreading of specific information iirc

[somber stream]

2 hours

[rocky moat]

aka in an hour thirty we'll know what's in the update

[lilac crag]

someone give hank a zombie clown with an exclamation roadsign

let's kill this guy

[somber stream]

Oh wait, one hour

[fair bridge]

i could have sworn it was in 30 minutes

[drifting nacelle]

who up embing their argos

[lilac crag]

thank u hun

[lilac crag]

licht are u free

[fair bridge]

i literally told u

[somber stream]

Prepare for a 5th shovel

[drifting nacelle]

why do i have fewer brain cells than normal today

[little marten]

Ban Hank

[somber stream]

Whatche need

[lilac crag]

I must thank my wife...........

[fair bridge]

😔

[rocky moat]

if the update is good i might just hope on the dark of tide

[lilac crag]

lest I get brutally mutilated by her

[lilac crag]

diving

or tidings

depends

[fair bridge]

my wife is gone....... @orchid skiff gonee.....

[rocky moat]

i dont mutilate u i put u in a room and make u dodge missiles

[fair bridge]

waow

[vagrant burrow]

about 1 hour and a half till embargo lifts and I can finally see Veteran info

[lilac crag]

same thing

[rocky moat]

inccluding but not limited to 500kgs

[somber stream]

Can't, arting. We can dive comes morrow

I mean uhhh

Tide

We can tide

[sharp lantern]

We need more rannick stickers

[fair bridge]

i thought it was 6pm CET

[gilded socket]

I think i should go outside more

[lilac crag]

God damn. that's weird to hear. why is that weird to hear.

[little marten]

Lift my embargo big boy 😉

[somber stream]

It will take a will to get used to it, i know

[lilac crag]

I will be on darktide after a hiatus? with licht? a fever dream

I was under the impression I met you from helldivers

[little marten]

All the old faces will come back for a week once the update drops

And we’ll pretend to not remember them

[somber stream]

Lucia might join this weekend as well

[lilac crag]

lovely

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-wait-wait-gif-8174347161288218584

[remote jackal]

All around are me familiar faces...

[lilac crag]

with Charlotte as a possibility that'll be 4 of us

[somber stream]

I've already seen some creeping out of the woodwork

[fair bridge]

all around me* are familiar faces

[lilac crag]

put your microphone up. run a verse.

sing for the bulehaired kid

[orchid skiff]

[sharp lantern]

We've heard hints that there isn't much content

[fair bridge]

will you play darktide tomorrow if the update is gas

[sharp lantern]

So don't expect a revival

[drifting nacelle]

i've heard hints that there's a blogpost

?

[sharp lantern]

Crazy

[rocky moat]

can't wait to see a billion vets

[drifting nacelle]

dam

[lilac crag]

I've heard hints that rannick is revealed to be into men

[somber stream]

Expect nothing

Always bet on nothing

[drifting nacelle]

hank hinted at some edging in the new update?

[rocky moat]

there's an anecdote about.. forks.. to be made here

[lilac crag]

go slap ponds, you cougar..........

[fair bridge]

this update sounds scary

[rocky moat]

what does that even mean

[lilac crag]

it means I win

[thick coyote]

ratatouille critic flashback.gif

[rocky moat]

are you trying to activate someone's sleeper agent

[fair bridge]

activated

[orchid skiff]

if someone forces me

[hearty laurel]

So...no news even today?

[lilac crag]

soon

[rocky moat]

news in an hour or so

[drifting nacelle]

soon the media embargo lifts and we get news regardless of post

[somber stream]

Someone please tag me once the bomb drop

[sharp lantern]

1hr 20 mins

[thick coyote]

News today

[fair bridge]

get ready to change your name because havoc is resetting

[sharp lantern]

You lazy sod

[rocky moat]

can't wait for the embargo to lift and it sjust

"vet has a new sword"

[delicate hinge]

shout vet is 5% better

vet has a new sword

:)

[somber stream]

Playtesters suggest there are more than just sword

[hearty laurel]

i have premade, we got back our 40 no time)

[fair bridge]

gross

[lilac crag]

" guys. we know veteran has been struggling. so we made inf las not have recoil. "

and that's the moment I bust everywhere

[sharp lantern]

Why is everything shut on the MourningStar

[lilac crag]

I break it down like a happy cat

[wary flint]

When devblog?

[sharp lantern]

Seems like a big deal tho 👀

[hearty laurel]

also i play mainly hvc 40, so...im a little madman

[neon sky]

embargo lifts, vet has a new sword, there's a mortis trials map (and the new enemy is exclusive to it) and dont forget the new portrait frames

[fair bridge]

six letter word for mangled

any guesses

[lilac crag]

that's tough. hold on.

nothing comes to mind

[wary flint]

mangle is also a word

[drowsy lynx]

Mangle

[fair bridge]

based

[lilac crag]

that's 5

you cheated

what the hell mallow

[elder merlin]

Suffer

[fair bridge]

nuh uh

[elder merlin]

Little beggars

Be patient and wait, comes out tomorrow either way

[fair bridge]

this wordle is kicking my ass so i'm distracting myself

[thick coyote]

Disfigured

[lilac crag]

that's more than 6

[elder merlin]

Disgaea

[weak beacon]

Exterminatus

[elder merlin]

Are we not saying words starting with the letter D?

[weak beacon]

I don’t play by the rules

[fair bridge]

@lilac crag broken

[lilac crag]

for mangled????

that makes no sense

a mangled corpse isn't broken

[fair bridge]

those words are synonyms

[weak beacon]

Corpse starch

[lilac crag]

so strange

[fair bridge]

if you were to say someone has a broken body, you could also say their body is mangled

[neon agate]

Why are we talking about mangle?

[fair bridge]

as in, "the broken body lay lifeless at the bottom of the grave"

"the mangled body lay lifeless at the bottom of the grave"

synonyms

[lilac crag]

. . .

I can't understand how those two are one and the same, truly

[fair bridge]

english sucks

[lilac crag]

it's a little confusing at times

[fair bridge]

anyway what's a 5 letter word for part of the male body

[lilac crag]

pepee

[fair bridge]

😨

[somber stream]

Balls

[ocean widget]

its torso dumbass

[weak beacon]

Penis

[lilac crag]

nope, pepee

[fair bridge]

the hint specifically mentioning male implies it is a body part exclusive to human males

ur joke does not work

[vagrant burrow]

Mr.E says the update tomorrow will be hype

[ocean widget]

wrong actually
torsos are part of the male body

plus it certainly aint the penis

[fair bridge]

females do not have torsos

[somber stream]

Females are torsoless confirmed

[fair bridge]

this is interesting

the answer was unfortunately penis

[lilac crag]

there are so many jokes to be made here

[fair bridge]

who made this crossword

[lilac crag]

what's the next one tho

[fair bridge]

god finally got the wordle too

[elder merlin]

Talkin about manglin' someone