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I'll tell Nurgle the news, he will be devastated
The only thing that needs to be fixxed is Havoc's funky ass ammo econ
Not really….
HOW
they’re pretty different.
Only thing that needs fixing is Joe mama's fatass
I like both xd

Bro is offended
hell na
Have 4 Lasgun Veterans
I ogryn main
Oggy
Veteran will get nerf on new update
Feel sorry for joe. Lotta jokes about his mom
Its your chance to main it
saying Germans and Americans are the same is like saying Indians and Arabs are the same
Not even, just surprised with your 'take'
they’re not the same even by a little bit
Idk most European and Americans seen very alike to me
Why would they nerf Vet? It is already struggling,
Through my Indian lens
idk Americans seem to not take their humour as seriously whereas German humour is no laughing matter
Oh Indian, I see
But I thought they liked money
And oil
And food...
I will likely pipebomb you one of these day
Yes
Even Aquilas agrees
Bruh
we should just make every class die in one single hit, also turn friendly fire on.
Australians and Austrians are actually pretty similar tho
we both get Hungary
Training tip: friendly fire isn’t
@elder merlin tbf, FS has been doing weapons that the Ogryn have precedence upon.
reading this gave me an aneuryism
if i recall correctly, every year there were so many American travelling to Austria thinking it was Australia, they had to open an office dedicated to guide them back to their country
Anc doing the weapons that they have on the TT in priority
Bro if FF was turned on, I would be banned for TKs years ago at this point
that's fucking unreal lmao
what?
again
I’ve lived in the US my whole fucking life
never met a single person who thought those two places were the same…
Classic human illiteracy
are we talking about the americans that went to Tunisia instead of to Nice?
or mistook those places…
Apprently been a thing since the 70s
Austria, Australia. Understandable mistake, do you think your average European knows where Indiana is>
Hoosier gang gang
ik a lot of people are dogshit at geography but SURELY you look at your destination being Vienna and that'll tell ya you need to double check your booking
Dumb and dumber opening scene
like 95% of people I talk to are other Americans… they know Austria isn’t Australia, believe me on that…
Does the average American know where Sussex is ?
probably not
provably not, but I know where it is…
Because of dumb and dumber educating a nation
it's south east of wessex 
I know England’s counties…
I'm sorry
Do you think your average human knows Light doesn't experience time?
My intrusive thoughts won
Light does experience time, just paused

I believe that most people i know know what Australia is, and only know of Austria as “that one country from WW2”
Gottem'
dang
most people know Hitler came from Austria and that it’s next to Germany -_-
“Where you from”
“Austria”
“Gday mate, put another shrimp on the Barbie.”
and know Vienna exists
Vienna, the place with the sausage
no hes right
I hope I get bigger gun on Tuesday
I often hear weird ass takes about Americans that are just untrue…
Austria = Vienna, WW1, and Schwarzenegger
like that we put ice in beer or wine, bruh, if you put ice in someone’s beer here someone’s going to fucking fight you….
bro, we're a country of 330 million. You could say anything about Americans and odds are it would be true.
Is is law of big numbers
fair enough, and ignorant people exist in every country…
is true
Aren't that what you lot call Floats ?
I heard Americans do crazy shit like live in the United States
Accurate
oosa
floats is soda and ice cream
I once saw Turkey/Thanksgiving flaroured beer 🤮
oh we call those spiders lmao
Yuck
That food channel isn't happening
I’m quoting a movie!!!
Yeah ik, was just informing you
wasn’t that a tourism ad from the 70s?
They said it'll be a thing once Darktide is fixed
Is Darktide broken
You tell me
I’d have to have play it 💀
A real shame too, i had a long list of stuff to make for October, Halloween themed
How me get red name tag
US is less a single nation and more a republic of nations with an overarching central government to tie it together
You’ll just have to describe them
Indiana baby, hoosier gang gang
Or i can throw it in Oggy chat
what happens when we die?
aside from cessation of brain function.
The real question is how do we become pink
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall be darktide that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king
Oblivion
ever been under full anesthesia?
We get to do it all over again
that's prob what it will be
so when we die we wake up in a cart on the way to Helgen
“Crownless shall again be king”
What pipe did this come from
so nothing?
yeah
Yes ser! gotten that milky propofol before when I got a camera snake shove up me ass
I'd like to believe we'd end up as ghosts
I saw a YouTube video that talked about how the afterlife works in 40k... but I forget what it said 🙁
So i can float around the galaxy. looking for space cat girls
Licht. Bad
Even from a nerd science perspective you can’t die, Apple in box theory proves so - over a staggeringly large number of universal resets due to atrophy you’ll find yourself in a position where you are once again yourself
what is our purpose for existing then? is existence a cruel joke and is our suffering a punchline at our expense?
not everything has to have a purpose imo
Not at all, its just random chaos no joke.
Existence, reproduction to ensure existence
Ensuring satisfaction of your own qol, and improving on it for the next generation
You can also make your own purpose, you don't really need somebody else to give you one
You die, cosmic demons trick you into reincarnating, they continue to harvest our loosh
You live to work for the rich guys
There is no pre-written purpose; meaning is something you create by choosing, acting, and taking responsibility.
biological function is to reproduce, everything else serves that purpose
but we're evolved enough to ignore it
and play dt instead
Jokes on you, I work for a community hospital. No one is rich around here!
I work for the community
I don't know what happens when we die but I do hope that if there is an afterlife, none of the wankers will be there
Yeah keep telling you that 
They’re the ones banking on one more than anyone lol
I'd accept just ceasing existing though, not like I'll be able to give a shit
I wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a worm. But then again i probably wouldn't be able to tell anyway
So 1 life is plenty
No embed in gen chat
ahh
As long as i dont have to worry about this darned anxiety giving me chest pains ill take just about any afterlife
I see
I’ll reincarnate as you and you can reincarnate as me
Gross
So i'll be British??
did you know in 4.5 billion years that Andromeda is supposed to collide with the Milky Way, considering both galaxies are 99.999999999% empty space, our sun and solar system are likely to survive the event, our civilization will certainly have ceased existing long before that though.
Good god no
😔
But i'm sure yours is a lovely life Nurgle, i'm just talking about UK as a whole
Hope not, it would be nice if humanity could surive the duration
It’s good fun every 4 years when you can wake up and watch videos of us destroying the country because we got a draw in the World Cup that means we technically won
What if we reincarnate into the future?
in my country we destroy the country every 4 years for a very different reason…
Lunarian, Martian
Super Bowl
what if we reincarnate into the past and time isn’t linear?
I wonder how long it will take for humanity to evolve beyond the ability of scientific foresight, and into actively securing futures despite the “doom of the planet” stuffs
I got Minecraft on my mind
nah, Elections.
Time isn't linear
Time is only a measurement of atrophy
Which period do you fancy?
Yeah I was making a bad joke
I just had a strange thought, do you thing there could be humans from the DAOT in 40k who are traveling to the heat death of the universe by constantly accelerating to the speed of light.
Girlyman should talk to them
Some illiterate weirdos are asking for trump 3rd election
We dont do third elections. Hes old now anyway
what’s DAOT?
Dark age of tech
oh
Back before big emps took over
When DAOT human met current day ones they got tricked and killed.
Then their ship bailed and hate the Imperium
I'd love to reincarnate into the cambrian explosion and get immediately fuckin merked by a giant armoured fish with tin snips for teeth
Yeah I remember that story, the ship AI talked mad shit
but what if you reincarnate as that giant armoured fish?
Yknow whatd be a great place to reincarnate?
Krieg
then you can spend existance wrecking the shit of other smaller less armoured fish
that’d be kinda cool
I will devour the world
Uh, I think it's implied that the origins of the Van Saar is pre-Imperium, although not sure if it's DAOT
Arent the Votann dark age tech?
Yes
Guys after we all reincarnate let’s all meet at the Cuban place down the road
They're the humans who got sent to the galactic core
Van Saar lore is that they have an STC (Most likely a Votaan core), the Esher are from a ship with special tech (And used Cloning tech)
AKA the space mountains
boredom
I want to try their Cigar
Yeah, an STC from the Van Saar ship that was lost in the warp
Bad time to quit smh
reincarnating as Cadian space dust
no such thing
we must use more paper straws to prevent that!
But yeah the Kin, are just humans specialized by AI for the galactic core
4 weeks and going strong nw
I don’t think you’re supposed to inhale cigars so you’ll be okay 🤷♂️
Imagine being the cadians that were planetside of the crack
Wake up in the morning I got vermin on my mind
anyway yeah, lots of religions and cumtures have different ideas of an afterlife, and almost all of those same religions and cultures have different ideas of how it is by generation.
Dead dity dead
I guess
Bitch I got vermin on my mind
Medieval people of both Christian and Islamic faiths had very different interpretations of heaven and hell to modern people as an example…
The Cadian's fought to the end while the galaxy itself was torn asunder
shouldn't you be asleep, Lucia?

it’s almost 6 in the morning….
we all should be sleeping
my brain is going to weird places
I just woke up
your brain needs to go to snoozerland
fancy
Gonna boil some eggs
Wake up in the morning I got vermin on my mind
Nois, need me some tea
E G G
Ah fuck it's monday tomorrow again
a great snooze, the massed dream
Fein fein fein
so, my brother seemed surprised when I told him Germans mostly eat bread, cold cuts, butter, and cheese for breakfast.
The cycle repeats
I'm moving out in three days or so
MAKE IT STOP
Continental breakfast is kinda whack
I want to see Robussy Girlyman to show up in darktide, just so I can watch him be ultra depressed
But also fantastic
Tell me tell me
Don't you have the same though?
Full English breakfast almost killed me once
this reminder has now put me in anxiety
no Americans eat fruit loops for breakfast
I mostly eat eggs for breakfast
You've got this bud, the freedom is worth it
Same!
nah, recently got a griddle was so we been making tons of breakfest food
eggs with bread, eggs with beans, eggs with rice, one of the three
actually same lol
I won't really have any more friends or family around...
is my typical breakfast
are american eggs made from corn?
“Hey hunny what’s for breakfast.”
“Yehaaaaw partner we got some rootin’ tootin’ waffles.”
^ average American breakfast experience
How would that even be possible?
Part of the package, you can always call your family, and make new friends
In a sense I guess, you could say since the chickens are feed with corn their eggs are made from corn
it's the land of opportunity after all
If every Monday was called by a different name (like if tomorrow was called 'Blunday'), maybe it would feel more exciting, like a totally new day
pancakes and waffles for breakfast is something people do, but you can’t do that every single day, that would be like assuming English people eat a Full English every single morning.
eggs are based tho
fuckin hate blundays
I think I'll keep to having work acquaintances... as for calling my family, maybe. though I'm not sure how healthy that would be considering they're already trying to guilt trip me into staying
This makes sense, yeah?
Labourers do it here tbf
wait we're not supposed to do that?
😐
how can people say God isn't real when he made chickens

the perfect food
i ate a full english once and bruh
I had burps and heartburn all morning after lol
too much…
It’s a big meal
it's a huge meal bruh
not a happy meal for sure
I do enjoy the british penchant for eating blood
I can’t remember the last time I had a full English
I can demolish a full english breakfast, I add haloumi to it as well
cinema????
haloumi is so fuckin good man
If it's crucial for your self development, then do. And stick to that goal, social relationships shouldn't be hard to comeby. It's the time distribution and yourself that you should think about
Don’t let anxiety get you down. Tolerate it 🙏
is haloumi that fried cheese?
if so
That stuff is 🔥
yea, the high melting point sheep cheese
I like it when it squeaks while chewing lol
I'm not great with self reflection. I wish I could just have something ahead of me to work towards. hoping a job will do that.
a job will give you a lot of agency
Write down your thoughts
do you eat live mice?
If only
I self reflect a lot when I should be sleeping, also when I’m driving by myself, and when I shower or take a bath.
We all do this, tbf
Anxiety is only a defense mechanism, it’s tuned to a lifestyle you perhaps need to adjust. Brace, and in time it will retune with you. It’s just trying to keep you safe ❤️
true
I used to, is the thing. I used to be comfortable with myself and tackling things I want in me. but during this summer I lost that comfort. I can't sit down with myself, it makes me feel physically sick. If I so much as try to remember my last year in high-school, or friends, or goals I had, it starts a spiral and my day is ruined.
I don't, I think about whether or not the price of butter has gone up
Butter remains stable over here
but Aquila, the answer is usually yes.
I’ve noticed my local store has done a rearrange of stuff and used that as a cheeky excuse to raise prices though
I can't wait for them to add nurglings. I want to smush those little bastards
Things happened, things will happend. It's best to move forward with a steeled mind. Easier said than done i know, but that's how it works
You are your own savior

it's come to the point where I cannot have the energy to eat, everything is stale, everyone is off-putting, I just feel like I'm not welcomed in my own being and it makes me want to sulk. I don't know what this feeling is or what to do with them either so I'm just gunning it for employment to have something productive going on. efforts don't want to work out. maybe I'm just overthinking.
Yeah that’ll help for sure
I need to get back to this
Also definitely do something creative for yourself as well
Anxiety sucks, I know…
There are many things you haven't tried yet. This will be an opportunity for you to explore yourself
Problem with anxiety mind is it becomes a routine, so when you try to alter this routine it’ll kick back
Granted me almost 30, but I've learned to just straight up ignore my anxiety. It just gets in the way of enjoyment
I wish you all the best on your journey Alex
I think I need to rest for a while
it's true, it usually does go up...and so my thoughts turn to the inevitable march of time, entropy increasing, opportunities receding, the great spiral towards the end of all things and I wonder about all that was and shall be
but I don't really self-relect much no
Hunched over eating eggs half dressed
Fu i failed the posture check
One leg on the table, the other on the CPU, mouse on the chair handle
Shrimpmaxxing
Unironcally, learning a martial art helped me deal with a lot of my anxiety. Alot of it goes away once you're able to just fold your average person in half.
Learn judo kids
But I can hear the song of silk calling
I sometimes think I’m not good enough, like I’m just pretending and that I’m actually really stupid and worthless and that faking it till I make it is exhausting me, and I convince myself that I’m not worth anything like at all, like I have no value and that everyone tolerates me rather than likes me, this is all despite the fact there’s obvious evidence that none of those things are true…. My mind still sometimes believes that anyway just because it likes to make itself suffer lol.
Spoiler; everyone’s pretending they just pretend they’re not and make people feel bad that struggle with this concept
Not that that’s a spoiler I’m sure

We're all pretenders
I'm not pretending, I'm post-tending
Wait isn't there a song about that
Foo fighters?
Yeah!
What's stronger, The Chaos Spawn in DT or the Chaos Spawn in SM2? Not gameplay wise but lore wise. Since even though they are the same thing, they look different and kinda act different as well.
Forgot the title though
The pretender
Damn, really?
Aye
My bios been the same for two years now
Interesting
SM2 = Super Mario Bros 2?
lore wise doesn’t every Daemon have a unique appearance and different varying levels of strength that come from a Chaos God they’re spawned from being fed in whatever way?
space marine 2
which is why Daemons power-level wise can be as weak as a human or powerful enough to eat planets and everywhere in between
It was the first actual album I ever got
Can’t say I care much for what they released after that one tho
Mine was hybrid theory
Good morning all
Based
A cunt stole it from me
Today is birthday
Happy birthday Abys!
My mum wouldn’t let me get the down with the sickness album because the cover looked scary
Happy Birthday!
ah foo fighters, one of my favourite bands where I simply ignore Dave Grohl cheating on his wife and having a lovechild
Happy birthday!
Hopefully Admonition ends up being an avenue for more nurgle deamons entering the game
Im 35yo and throwing rocks as ogryn
joyous existence time!
I wanna kill plaguebearers and nurglings
I learned of 3 chaos sisters earlier this month
The slaaneshi demon thats been brought back from death, and specializes in breaking minds
don't do it
So go have a smoke, its sunday
Then theres 2 khornate sisters
One of them respawns on death. Her names ophelia
wasn’t Foo Fighters started by members of Nirvana starting a New Band after Kurt’s untimely death?
who gives a shit what happens on a sunday
I need to wake zek up soon for diving
you should come with instead of smoking
Grohl was the drummer in Nirvana, yeah
Smoke and a pancake?
Right, makes sense
Hnnnnn think i'll be drawing instead, keep me off most things
Cigar and a crepe
Used to be my go to for Sunday mornings
did you ever get around to that arbitrator drawing, by the way?
it's been some months now...
speaking of smoke, I quit smoking months ago right, well today I tried to smoke and….
I took one drag and it was nasty…
60%, it's kinda stuck. My drive died with Darktide being shit
Will get back to it soon enough
Will drawing ogryns with bigger guns help us get bigger guns?
Sad
nae bother lad. just wanted to know how it's going honestly.
bonghit and a blini
Good
I wonder if corey taylor will come out of retirement
He left the rocker career bc of bad mental state iirc
Next week fo so
If I kitbash an ogryn with an autocannon will fatshark give me an auto cannon in game?
no, instead GW will sue you.
i hate that it's a singular word in american
one blin
two blini
If i kitbash cat ears on an ogryn
gaaaaaaaahd
dang
Will gw give us felinid ogryns
GW will straight up shoot you
We'd need anykind of felinid kit first
UwU Nyangryn? kawai desuuuuu 
ngl, most Americans don’t know what a blin is…
Is that a thing? Ogryns with cat ears?
No
No
this is about to be the biggest shadow drop update ever or it’s actually 1 mortis map n thats it. 2 days out and they haven’t said anything,,
Its not, in fact tho cat people exist in 40k we still have never gotten a model for them
They're just background fluff atm
Lack of communication oftenly suggest lack of confident in their content
It's not looking good chief
always bet on nothing
I want felinids to be the leonid type of catfolk
Not… anime…
they’re likely to be background fluff indefinetly, weren’t they just canonically written about by like, one guy in one book?
yeah something like that
the fandom just blew the idea the fuck up
watch Dark Heresy have a felinid companion
I mean if they wanted, they could just throw some felinid heads in the astra millitarum infantry kits and be done with it
I've said it before, I'll say it again
GW is saving Felinid for rainy days
see, I keep imaging Khajiit, or maybe the cat people from Doctor Who
Ye
something similar to those two
MtG Ajani
felinids will look like the live action cats film
news tomorrow..
Hot
Please don't bring up Cats
Sorta like that yeah
the 2026 edition will have them
it came to me in a dream

Why would you do this to us?!
They're still doing too well for that
today is a horrible day for me to have an eye…
Würde
At least ogryns have models
is true
I would like more tho, I would kill to be able to field a full 2k ogryn only army
But then you get either the weeb or furry crowd.
I. Want. A felinid v kroot deployment
That would be sick
me need 2H hammer for big man
Who cares? Money!
Give me a sheet metal sword for ogryn
Also you think 40k fanboys will skip this opportunity?
40k is already loaded with weebs and furries anyway lol
I’m convinced GW is just divided between two groups of people, one who focuses entirely on Space Marines, the other group is lawyers who sue the ever loving shit out of everyone they possibly can.
Felinid will never have more lore than they currently have.
They're not meant to be developed
is true, your average 40k table is populated by some strange mother fuckers such as myself
I would post a silly pic of myself but this chat doesn't allow it
The British Nintendo
Real
Real
Nintendo is comically evil these day
Imagine getting super defensive over palworld of all thigns
40k is anime
We are not the same
true but they're trying to patent summoning as a concept in response.
Like wtf, Demo warlocks in WoW are catching strays from this shit
I bet that nobody even remembers of palworlrd or cares to play it anymore
its getting a terraria crossover so people do
the warlocks being banned is a meme
Idk... Last I heard it was the use of balls for summoning or smth
the only 10 people
palworld gonna get btfo'd by buddyverse
hand of guldan is a ball
And Nintendo does have a track record of trying to c&d before dropping hammer
Uhh... any gacha game with spheres/orbs lul.
Man I miss wow, but after 10+ years of playing it I just can't myself to do it anymore
yeah gacha games have a lot of spheres
Apparently the new borderlands spoofed pokemon in the middle of the pal-world stuff lmao
it did
theres a mission where you collect walking guns
I dont care for borderlands but part of it is also because Randy Pitchford is a greasy sob
I played the heck out of the first game, I beat the second game and moved on, then BL3 was great for gameplay, but the soul was gone.
I loved BL2 and mostly enjoyed pre-sequel, idc for the series otherwise tho
And borderlands pre-sequel... exists.
I was not impressed, but I wanted the exposition
pre-sequel is unironically the best gameplay-wise
Pre sequel is better than people used to say
Is fun though. Budget high noon.
it's unfairly maligned I'd say yea
Just like ME:A
I enjoyed the story for handsome jack origin
Fuck you
I played with the gunslinger to specifically try and have ammo regen, but I still had to constantly scrounge. Was not fun or worth.
ME:A?
nah
Og borderlands was
Rusty aesthetic with a lot of crass and the peak of shoving a game full of sneaky references
Then it became self aware and even more awesome
And then it bent to the whims of whatever tf happened when gearbox finally became corporate
mass effect was nice
also I know for sure I am not interested in giving pitchford any money
my face is tired
They finally got the balls to make Borderlands a bit serious with the fourth game 
You want the inf ammo guns, I guess. Yeah, lacks those or the classic Theo guns than regen faster than you speed reload.
One stupid line does not ruin a whole game
yeah everything else does
The villain is full 100% serious and does not make any puns
I miss the BL1 ammo regen weapons. There was no reason not to have them in the other games.
Randal pitchfork does not deserve money if he is not actively organizing things like he’s supposed to
Iridian guns omg
I proceed to fire TK's Wave at you.
It is 110% the best gameplay in the series
Randy is cooking too hard in the kitchen with his comments (He just burnt the entire house because his cooking ego)
I miss them as well, regens faster than my reload on Lilith.
borderlands the pre-sequel had zarpedon as a locked in no geek out villian
but then again that entire game was a leadup handsome jack's origin story
The wave goes too high, and ricochets to nowhere
Also ME:A is a nice palette cleanser at the end of a series play thru
I honestly forgot about most of stuff because I really came the most for jack
they made the basketball dude from TPS come back down from space
TPS he goes up
3 hes frozen
4 he comes down
I like jack, which is also one of the reasons Iike pre sequel, it shows jack before he became evil and how he became an evil
HE COMES DOWN IN 4????????
ye
no yeah literally
jack had false info because lillith was incompetent
lillith being incompetent is something that hasnt changed though
lilith also gave him the vault shaped scar in his face
which was the reason he got a prosthetic over his face
Borderlands presequal had amazing gameplay change perks
The best of the series before the new… triple action skill format…
But the story building was nonexistent, even if they used existing characters. The story was there, it just… wasnt told well as you played
if lillith let the vision play out jack would've seen that he would've lost
Ooohhhhhhh... Interesting thing im reading
you do realise the entire story is being retold by someone who was there
its not going to be perfect
yeah
the important thing is we got space australians
also I think the whole story was just showing just what happened before 2 and so on
it was
Also Unreliable Narrator
and you can play as claptrap
it was whoever had the shield retelling the story to lillith
which i dont blame em i'd want to get it up quick if my safety was in lilliths hands of all people
Athena
pre-sequel claptrap
the strongest version
thats the fucker
Gameplay wise
There were so many moments where im wondering around a map doing missions and its like
“Why does it feel like nothing is happening”
my absolute goat...
even though I main wilhelm
didnt feel this ngl
awful
tbf though i dont blame you
wilhelm was sick too
becoming more robotic as he takes perks
I hate that wilhelm becomes generic man in mech in 2
it's cool that he's given depth beyond that in pre sequel but still
I absolutely loved flying across the map with athenas sword
It was. Cathartic how far it could take you
and jack's doppleganger is there too
Athena was my first main, but I never tried that tbh
presequel/tales era of borderlands was a good time imo, I'm pretty sad that all we hear of athena after those games is showing up in that godawful new tales games in the same old model
I should
absolute disrespect
Nothing like getting slapped with two errors
The final “xiphos” skill/melee aug had such insane range
And the game actually told you when you can use it
Some zones i was mindlessly clicking lmao
I gotta try that on my next playthrough
New tales does not exist
I just wish there was a mod or something to make the game a little harder
Bl2s op system?
the studio got shut down
so thats why theres nothing like that
"Behind the scenes, development of TPS got wrapped up kinda hastily, as the studio got shut down. They had at least one more story-based DLC planned, and I suspect that if the studio had been given the time, some other bits would have gotten fleshed out as well, like adding at least one more DLC, more raid bosses, possibly a level increase, and probably OP levels - so that it would be similarly equipped to BL2. But that is an outcome we didn't get."
shut down april 2015
Dayum.
There any australian studios well known?
come on fat shark
Yeah fatshark, give ogryns bigger guns!
because it comes out on the 25th
well I’m off to bed
as painful
New mortis trial map means more mortis trial lore. hope its for Rannick
Bound -> Sefoni
Duty -> That Arbites character

hmm
Zorin iirc
athena randomly becoming the ceo of hyperion ignoring the fact that she wanted to live a quiet life after the events of tps and tales was really something
kinda girl name
proctor exactant zorin if im correct
What would dude's lore even be about. Something about him being an orphan and the warband fucking it up
Zorin needs a rework
idfk
beating poor people or smth probably
Hadron lore would be nice, but I would also like a Skitari class
why do zorin and rannick get spaces in their names but the rejects dont
Skitari 💀
Mourningstar is not Rannick ship 
What? Skitarii would be a decent option. I mean hadron is a technoarcheologist, she should hav some rangers at her disposal
what interest does mars have in atoma except maybe a bit of moebian steel
Skitari would be quite limited, and narratively, wouldn't really work
Doesn't admonition have a heretek working for them? Mars likes to handle that shit in house
we dont even get much moebian steel from the void mission anyway so i doubt it'd be enough production to actually make mars care
Can you stop spreading this bullshit
God
Every time
Mars doesn't really care about that
where tf did u see this
Send some rangers to deal with the heretek and secure holy sites in the name of the omnisiah
Warren mission imply it iirc
Educated guess based on whats going on in the game, but nothing concrete
ah neat
i'll have to check next time i play it
Anyways, skitari would work fine
I don't understand why cacti is always in here trying to say they wouldn't
The "limited" qualm is also bullshit
They got the heretic in their name, i think they dont want more external forces to take control back to atoma 
Cause they're more limited, and Skitari seldom appear without a Dominus Magos
This is like saying "the arbites wouldn't appear without the marshall"
An example being that people want to have Servitors, which the Skitari don't really interact with
skitari are the ome of the least weird things to have on the mourning star
We aren't getting another pet class im ngl
bro chances are we about to get eldar in this bitch, robo people are normal compared to that
They pushed the arbites up to capitalize on a bunch of releases because they were that pet class
Grrrr I hate turrets grrr
thats just a veteran though ngl
The turret's name is "exe stance" 😤
What is a Servitor if not a moving turret 🤷
have an ogryn carry a veteran
veteran builds up stacks that require not moving
veteran gets deployed by ogryn
veteran shoots shit
Kataphrone class when?
veteran is more of an all rounder than a gun-emphasized class
nah vet gets nerfed when the ability to carry them gets released for being too OP
trying to play ex stance in this economy, I may as well shoot you
meanwhile executioners stance
Sure if you VOC
Stealth vet is stupid and dumb
Exe stance is gun: gun gun
(stupid and dumb)
Just you know, without any of its old QoL features
(gunplay in this game is junky)
😭
veteran is only an all rounder because VOC is the best skill because fatshark fucked veteran mains in the arse
replace stealth vet with a summon of 3 or 4 other lil dudes
honestly if i could deploy a squad of lads instead of going invisible that'd be sick
W e
Added r e c o i l
Because it f e l t b a d in t e s t i n g
oh my god is that why the lasguns have recoil?
Drvs singlehandedly making sure no one uses inf las
Yep thats basically the verbatim quote
fuck i thought it was because of some incompetent imperium lore shit
no lasguns don't have recoil
they pulled a fucking bethesda?
just look at recon lmao
we had to kill exestance for THE BALANCE
Nope, they actively tried it without recoil and said "erm I don't like this"
I was also gonna add
trying to be too good at one thing in this game can be very polarizing
no the recon las has recoil
The Lasgun felt weightless, and unresponsive
you can see it jimmy around
its either " wow this is really easy " or " owhhg I'm missing all my teeth "
Balance my ass, havoc 40 is an up hill battle both ways
thats because its literally firing lasers
lasers do not have recoil
Laser wouldn't make the damage that Lasgun do 🤷
I feel weak as shit in havoc 40 regardless of what I playu
you get the fucking gist cacti
Heretic always coming up with the most absolute DOGSHIT justifications 🗣️
Yes, that it is a game and that the game feel come 1st
If no one got me cacti got me
the humble chainsword that really makes no sense somehow being one of the most widespread tools against enemies
And yet
does it have to make sense???
bro we had to make exestance useless bro it was for THE HEALTH of the game bro
No one fucking likes inf lasguns
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING
THE SHITTY RECOIL HAD THE OPPOSITE EFFECT
WOAGH
Isn't it the Lucius Lasgun that is unpopular ?
"Fun fact, the lore around Lasguns contradicts itself constantly. For every description of Lasguns you find that specifies they don't have recoil you can find a description of a battle where they do. Youtube Loremaster Luetin09 did a stupid amount of research trying to definitively answer whether or not Lasguns have recoil by using WH40k sources and unlike pretty much every other question he answers on his channel, he can't answer this one definitively."
so not even the writers know lasers dont have recoil jesus fucking christ
For charging reasons (and the dogshit default sight) yes
the writers are probably british
brit here
fuck you
If ogryns can rip the heavy bolters off tanks and use em. Ogryns can use multi-las miniguns
Yes, they get them in Only War
some level of competence i'd hope?
oi, guvna, you go' a loicense for swearin'?
You wanna find something even funnier
Try and figure out the speed of a bolter round
i think anything could make that claim
What percentage of the UK's GPD is GW?
LMFAO
hanging clown funny
Same-ish as the fishing industry iirc
a decent chunk less than 1% pretty sure
plus its gbp
which isnt good
because our fishing industry is shit
I figure your average bolter round has the same speed as an RPG. so like 300m/s
For a single company ? That is actually very good
our fishing industry is fucking tiny dude
the government would rather give the rights to other countries than actually use it themselves
we import fish from countries that fished in our damn waters
Meh, not like your Fishers don't go in the European water too, they just have to conform to th rules
water that they can actually fish in at least
we left the fucking EU over the fishing industry and then the government shat all over it
@final herald
fucking incompetent morons
are you free
An water quality in your country is getting trashed 
greed can do that to an MF 
Is 40k cheaper in the UK?
genuinely one of the worst evolutions humanity could've ever done is have the ability to be greedy
I'd move there for that
40k being cheaper over here would not be a reason to move here
the UK is a fucking shithole
Depend on where you're in
lmaoo
the mechanicus combat force miniatures is 105 quid over here
no clue how much it is for you guys though
so given the pound, its probably more expensive over here
Well a box of Cadian shock troopers is $60, or it was the last time I got a box
could have gone up for all I know
according to hobby workshop 26 quid
according to hobbycraft 31 quid
according to wayland games also 31 quid
so yeah like 13 quid cheaper over here
a box of 5 tempestus scions is $45, you can eat my whole ass at that price
granted thats only for one specific box and if you consider moving here to save 13 quid you'd make a great fit in the UK government
22 quid
I just remembered the Darktide reference in South Park
pull a guy fawkes
wat you guys got?
I got like 80 infantry, 2 rogal dorns, some HQs and sentinels
yeah, they referenced it in south park
Matt and Trey are big warhammer fans
I hope everyone will be 40k fans once the Amazon show drops
I hope beyond all hope that it'll be good
Stan and Token were playing 40k minis when them and randy had the house alone
wat
fuck
So thats 6 to a squad, 3 squads. That's $375 for a full compliment of ogryns
not including bodyguards and shit
search up the gunpowder plot rq
gunpowder plot?
yes
I might save money over the course of my life in warhammer purchases
What's the baneblade cost?
92 quid
oh nvm 112 quid
92 quid is 20% off
ngl thats kinda based
dang its only $35 cheaper
Now, can I exploit this difference in price for my benefit?
Hello guys
you'll be coming to the UK
so no
you'd be better off staying wherever you are
get a vpn
No deal is better than a bad deal!!!
and buy it online
i dont think thats going to change anything given the fact the currnecy will autochange during the purchase
dont know til you know
Ya i think most places have caught on to that. Gone are the days of VPN cheesing Steam
what's so bad about living in the UK other than gangs and surveilance?
for cheaper games
Uses a UK vpn to look at boobs because he has a kink for supplying third parties with his personal information
I mean the us is getting the same shit apparently
surveilance wise
with the shit their pulling with the surveilance on naughty sites
I exploited the fuck outta setting my VPN to India for cheap games on steam tho
Just record your own
I have 100% discount on most games
which could get worked around by using your parents or someone elses of ages ID
so its fucking stuid
is it even legal in the UK?
In fairness it just makes it easier to extract information from people already prone to having their information extracted
Don’t tell the queen 🤫
Jokes on them, my online presence is exclusively video games, nerd shit, and porn. Never bothered to make any other kind of social media beyond steam and discord.
Also why do yall still suffer the royal family to live? Granted I'm an American and I hate them on principle, but how come yall still let them exist?
some of us dont want them to
Tradition and influence
some of the british are too busy sucking off the royal families
Tourism
royalists are fucking morons
They’re also possibly the biggest criminal syndicate in the world
Yeah good luck taking that down
Known*
the royal family actively let the tories fuck up the country for 10 years
The kinda connections that do human hunting parties out in old French castles and shit
What is the house of windsor worth again? Some 100s of billions?
The royal family was in the Panama papers too lmao
nah defo lower than 100 billion
Ah
Not the bad kind
we're discussing how the royal family are a bunch of morons who let the country be fucked up for a decade
Surface level the average Brit just assume they get their holdings and a bursary from tax payers but it’s made up for in tourism revenue etc
hello reddit
true, this went from 40k prices to royal family memes real quick. my bad
Yeah that
Back to your regularly scheduled Ogryn main screeching of "WHEN DO I GET BIGGER GUNS!"
WHEN DO I GET BIGGER GUNS!?!?!
rats will avoid actions that hurt others
even if it earns them a treat
lies
lads, I just learned that apparently there is a patch soon? where can I read more about it?
We were expecting info on that last week, but nope
hopefully tomorrow
Might be something tomorrow
Do we think an Ogryn hopped up on roids could beat robussy girlyman in a fist fight?
robooty
All we know is new mortis map, plasma enemies, new vet melee weapon and the usual fixes and balance changes and bugs
A base ogryn can rip a space marine in half with their bare hands. I think one hopped up on stims and roids could give Robussy a real hard time.
what if one of the lost primarchs was actually an ogryn

fun fact
That explains why brunt is still missing
I just assume the 2 missing primarchs were women and they were banished because women icky
the lost primarchs are for fan interpretation
Awful
no girls allowed
Dont let the fans interpret shit
I check FS forums just now, and there is nothing about the patch
Thats why I posted the kekw emoji
We're getting news about the update on the 25th
Patch notes are always posted when the update goes live, but it is strange we didn't have something more than the teaser for the update
Yeah the 2 missing primarches are explicitly one of those points in the lore left open for home brewing and shit. Still fun to meme about tho.
I just want to know if this update has any ogryn content at all
I hope it does
I hope it has bigger guns
Bro I just remember that GW did in fact make female space marines at one point. I wonder what those minis go for now-a-days.
I bet they're expensive, those old ass pewter models
$100 for a single model
no thank you
Considering that content creators were supposed to show us previews this week, i fully expect a delay at this point 
yeah, wasnt there supposed to be a preview just like they did for Arbites launch?
like DT YTs posting guides and Twitch streaming?
In theory yes
yep
nah nah, it'll all drop 5 minutes before the update
so I don't understand the deafening silence from FS, seems counter productive
Bureaucracy
Communication have often backfired on them, and they've had their CM leave last week
Kite was more like a summer intern
If that's your consideration then DT didn't have a CM till last week 🤷
Ogryn should get 2 charges of frag bomb
Ye, it's a very weird choice. Like, are they afraid to disappoint a couple unhinged manchildren? Just be fucking honest: we work on this and that, some of it may come a bit later, because of tech difficulty etc. I personally would love this type of communication
its a small dev studio cmon, not a Ubi sweatshop
Even just broad strokes would be fine, I just wanna know if there is any ogryn content in it all.
Like anything at all
tbf FatShark disappointed alot more than just “a couple” 
Yeah, but they also don't have the final say about whether or not their blogposts can be posted
I understand the gripes people have with them, so i write purely from my view, after all, 2600+ hours for 40$ is insane value to me. Out of all those hours, only a few actually make me mad at devs. But again, that's only my view, some people have insane tech problems in this game, as example
perhaps, fair point
The only time i get upset with the devs is when I'm doing a havoc 40 and the game decides to throw 4 or 5 bosses at me all at the same time
It's probably on managers + marketing
At that point I'm just asking myself, wtf do the devs expect me to do to get out of this?
It depends on what bosses they are
And the context
5 beast of nurgle goes different than 5 plague ogryns
The first part of Glorrianna, the twins, a puppy, a plagryn, and a chaos spawn.
square that circle for me
Tbh, location plays a very big role, some rooms can quickly turn into a trap killzone for the entire team
Use stagger to cheese them off ledge
Or use macro and map knowledge to get past them into more favorable area to fight
All 3 are bullshit and yeah it’s unreal lmao
Especially if you throw in demonhost rituals
Dear lord, ritual sucks so hard
after fatshark buff the other 3 careers, H50 will have 10 bosses at once
Everyone gets 1 hp and 10 toughness
New plasma scab enemy gets wall bangs and map hack
that’s too generous
make it 1 toughness‼️‼️‼️
dear god please don't give them ideas
Emperor's fading light 3, your toughness broke? Any hit insta downs you
Emperors fading light 3 hurts you in real life
Every wipe takes 3 days off your lifespan
You have to wear a haptic feedback vest to play fading light 3.
Any damage just smacks you right in the liver
dying light?
Every five minutes of mission time spawns a window that plays family guy clips and subway surfer to clutter the screen
god, the damage on dodge modification in sm2 is pure torture, especially vs chaos
Havoc 50, there are no ammo drops. At all, what you got is what you get.
Tbh, havoc mixed with mortis has potential for insane fun
The ammo econ is fucked anyway, may as well get rid of it.
can only see 10m ahead, invisible enemies get 80% DR
Random shooters now deal more damage and fire longer than gunners


