general-chat

[ocean widget]

certainly doesnt work that way given it works country-wide

[drowsy lynx]

Vpn?

[formal mortar]

Yeah I know it doesn't work that way, but that was it's intended use

[ocean widget]

nope

vpns dont work with steam

[drowsy lynx]

Shieeeeeeet

[ocean widget]

steams got its own location settings based on your last account purchase

[orchid skiff]

would that work with a vpn used on steam website

[ocean widget]

nope

see above

[orchid skiff]

will I get my account locked if my friend logs in my account and buy a game for me

[ocean widget]

i doubt it unless they buy it in a separate currency

[drowsy lynx]

Pretty sure anyone else using your account is against TOS so it's likely

[ocean widget]

also this

just get ya mate to gift ya the game

[nocturne bloom]

Yea

Lol

Or just buy it and refund if its shit

[orchid skiff]

the point isn't to get a game

[nocturne bloom]

Simple as

[ocean widget]

well then ya focked

[formal mortar]

You have to go to your account settings and change your region, then you have to purchase a game using a payment method for that region to change the country your steam account is in.

[drowsy lynx]

Shrimply buy new friends

[formal mortar]

Honestly it isn't worth all the hassle

[nocturne bloom]

I force my friend to play games i gift him

[formal mortar]

You also have to wait 3 months when you change country

[ocean widget]

just buy a key from cdkeys if you want to play a game they have

unless its battleborn or some shit because by fucking god those keys are not worth the price

[woven steeple]

Man, they're really not going to give more details about this update coming out in five days. I'm going crazy over here

[fierce cave]

[formal mortar]

I used to have a friend that did this to me. You're a cool friend

[vagrant burrow]

No patch preview? The patch is coming out on tuesday. Weird

[fierce cave]

Shhh

Yuri fan detected

@vagrant burrow

[stark bobcat]

[shy sandal]

Hey spaghetti

[fierce cave]

What

[shy sandal]

How've you been?

[fierce cave]

Dying

[shy sandal]

... Should i be concerned?

[fierce cave]

Uh

Nose don't work

Coughing constantly

Sore throat

[fierce cave]

Maybe

[shy sandal]

Sounds like a cold

Rest

If you can

[fierce cave]

Not cold

Am very hot

My gf calls me hot all the time

[shy sandal]

Sounds like shit

[shy sandal]

How many alien images do you have?

[fierce cave]

A lot

[shy sandal]

At least you're having fun while dying

[fierce cave]

Ahem

No

No I'm not

Got 8 pack of tissues

Got 700ish lozangers

[tired steeple]

What’s a lozanger

[shy sandal]

Was gonna ask that

[fierce cave]

Throat soother

Helps with sore throat

[shy sandal]

I wonder what lamia has to say about your sore throat

Hmmmm

[fierce cave]

@nocturne bloom

[nocturne bloom]

[fierce cave]

Sore throat

Got anything to put in it?

[nocturne bloom]

Only one way thats possible in your relationship of which i will not say publicly or privately

[gilded socket]

WHY IS BLOCKED MESSAGES A AFTER AFFECT

[fierce cave]

Say it

[shy sandal]

Honey and lime or milk with cinnamon

That's what usually works

[fierce cave]

Segs joke

[shy sandal]

Or was it honey with somerhing else?

[shy sandal]

Idc, get better

[shy sandal]

?

[nocturne bloom]

Also it is not healthy to have that many lozenges daily, even if you've only had like 4 lol

Numbs for a reason

[shy sandal]

So its a sedative?

[gilded socket]

Bad internet can show blocked messages when you don’t want them to

[shy sandal]

Oh yeah, it does that with spoilers aswel

Be careful

[nocturne bloom]

It can cause heart issues, weight gain and nasty digestive issues

Most packages say only 2 a day

[shy sandal]

Shit

[fierce cave]

Shhh

The ones I have say 1 every 2-3 hours

Not my first time dying

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt recommend that

At all really

But not my body

[fierce cave]

(there weak AF)

Definitely not drinking

[sweet trail]

How has there been no details yet the update comes out in 5 days???

[fierce cave]

Shhhhhhhhh

[nocturne bloom]

Again, not my body. Just a suggestion. Honey based cough drops will help better imo

[fierce cave]

I got those onessss

I may be slightly drunk

[sweet trail]

Sorry-Sorry, will be quiet-silent, yes-yes

[fair onyx]

I have a question
When will comestic shop update

[marble kelp]

Tuesday

[analog marsh]

Probably when the update drops.

[fierce cave]

Is that

[fair onyx]

Lmao

[fierce cave]

Angry man

From hit game

Fortnite??

[analog marsh]

[jaunty tundra]

Having a hard time finding players for havoc 40. Anyone else having this problem in LFG?

[nocturne bloom]

Dead game

[ocean widget]

games dead

also havocs party system is shit

[thick fog]

Noone likes to play a dead game besides me

I am the playerbase

[ocean widget]

if havoc didnt have a fucking abysmal party system i'd actually play it

its bad when ESO does something better than your game

[jaunty tundra]

Yeah I know. I try to use discord lfg only issue is players that join most the time are too low or want a carry.

[ocean widget]

probably cus everyone skilled enough to do havoc 40 dont want to do havoc 40

[fierce cave]

Your name is meow

[thick coyote]

constantly posts about dogs

[ocean widget]

just hope and pray obesefish makes havoc more enjoyable to play

right now havoc is the equivalent of enjoying being in a car crash

[grim spoke]

bilingual

[fierce cave]

Biyourself

[jaunty tundra]

But it can be amazing. Create a quick play w settings and customization.

[ocean widget]

fatshark shat the bed when they changed the mission board

they'll probably shit the bed if they change havoc

[fierce cave]

Guys I think I'm gay

[ocean widget]

sick

do a barrel roll

[jaunty tundra]

Where is Fatshark again. Netherlands or Sweden?

[fierce cave]

The sea

[ocean widget]

unda da sea

stockholm sweden though last i checked

makes sense given the syndrome

[jaunty tundra]

Stockholm is in Scotland

[ocean widget]

just like new england is in the US despite england being in the UK

[ocean widget]

kindly search up what the capital of sweden is

[jaunty tundra]

I’ll chat gpt

[ocean widget]

oh thats why you think stockholm is in scotland

[tired compass]

London is the capital of USA

[ocean widget]

given he uses chatgpt i wouldnt be surprised if the fucker believed this

or why he believes stockholm is in scotland

[ripe tangle]

Berlin is the Capital of France

and Lisbon is the Capital of Italy

[jaunty tundra]

You’re right. Stockholm syndrome originated in Sweden from a famous bank robbery

[tired compass]

how is this related lmao

[ocean widget]

because of this

[jaunty tundra]

Had to be there

[tired compass]

we do really live in dark timeline

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness

[ocean widget]

watching incompetence incarnate use chatgbt to say stockholm is in scotland

[ripe tangle]

lmao

[elder merlin]

What you doin, @sleek harness

[ripe tangle]

I’m getting Pho

[elder merlin]

Hello

[ocean widget]

who you fighting if they're your pho

[ocean widget]

after checking the pronouncation of pho

what in the actual fuck

[ripe tangle]

it’s pronounced “Fuh”

[little marten]

Pho sho

[ocean widget]

and here i thought omagh was bad

get fucked

[little marten]

Oh yeah I forgot about that lol

[fierce cave]

Fuh my ass

[little marten]

🐒
🐒
🐒

[elder merlin]

[ripe tangle]

No thanks.

you’re almost as bad as Lamia

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

I must do better

I'm dying still

[elder merlin]

Weak genes, couldnt be me

[fierce cave]

Mf

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

I got a weakness to tall women

[ocean widget]

get your fiance to kiss it better

[elder merlin]

Who doesnt

[ocean widget]

hi

[fierce cave]

I know a guy

[fierce cave]

About that

[elder merlin]

Go on, say you dont so i can make fun of you

[fierce cave]

She's buying the cake

[ocean widget]

tbf

i dont like people

tall women are just a subcategory of people

[fierce cave]

Just like my bio

[ocean widget]

therefore
dont like

[elder merlin]

Neither do i, but i still love a tall buff lady

[blissful kiln]

tall women are pretty rare

[fierce cave]

Your honor

I'm not racist

I hate everyone

[ocean widget]

right i think we can all put money on who you romanced in BG3

[fierce cave]

I got big tall German dommy mommy

She works out too

[elder merlin]

I didnt play BG3 and Karlach is overrated

[elder merlin]

Also i dont like tieflings

[ocean widget]

i was going to say laezel you dick

[orchid skiff]

they don't exist actually

[fierce cave]

@arctic escarp

[mystic flicker]

does a gith taste like a frog or a chicken?

[elder merlin]

Never seen her, only woman i ever see mentioned when people talk about buff women and bg3 is Karlach

[ocean widget]

laezel is the frog

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/laezel-lae'zel-baldur's-gate-baldur's-gate-3-eyeroll-gif-6116755444830202513

froge

[blissful kiln]

well, you're memeing, but I don't think I've seen a woman taller than me ever

[fierce cave]

Frog fucker

[elder merlin]

How is a frog a tall buff woman?

[ocean widget]

have you tried not being blind

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/laezel-bg3-laezel-bg3-laezel-tongue-laezel-tongue-tongue-bg3-gif-2137555393988491689

[ocean widget]

body type 3

[blissful kiln]

I'm 6.2

[orchid skiff]

stop wearing heels

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

body type 1 is average woman
body type 3 is muscular woman

[ocean widget]

6.2 centimetres of eyesight
damn thats pretty blind

[elder merlin]

Someone take @ocean widget to a mental hospital

[gilded socket]

Bad internet can show blocked messages when you don’t want them to

[elder merlin]

You said Laezel is a frog though

[ocean widget]

knowing basic shit about the character creator doesnt make me mentally ill

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

[ocean widget]

because shes green

and she looks like a frog

[elder merlin]

You talkin about the Githyanki?

[ocean widget]

yes

[elder merlin]

Racist ass motherfucker

[blissful kiln]

Lae'zel isn't that tall

[ocean widget]

its not like any other race in BG3 is green

[elder merlin]

She aint even that buff

[fierce cave]

.

[blissful kiln]

half-orcs

forgotten by all

xdd

(for good reason)

god, they're ugly as sin in bg3

[elder merlin]

I once saw the perfect 10/10 buff women, but she was married so i forgot about her

She had really nice hair too

[ocean widget]

half orcs are ugly
dragonborn are shite
larian clearly hates anything non human and non human adjacent

[blissful kiln]

eh, Dragonborn looked pretty cool actually

[little marten]

Let’s go bananas!

[ocean widget]

shite as in stats wise

[blissful kiln]

half-orcs are just ugly

[ocean widget]

not shite as in apperance wise

[blissful kiln]

yeah ok

[ocean widget]

dragonborn are fucking abysmal to play

like you'd have a better time playing a crippled duergar

[blissful kiln]

the game is piss easy anyway, who cares

[fierce cave]

I love argonian wonen

[ocean widget]

anyone who wants dragon breath to not be worse than a cantrip

[drowsy lynx]

Found the target demographic for "the lusty argonian maid"

[ocean widget]

breaking news, spaghetti would fuck an argonian
in other news the sky is blue

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

2-12 damage is fucking abysmal btw

[elder merlin]

Same

[ocean widget]

a level 1 chromatic orb is more useful than it

[blissful kiln]

you do get damage resistance though

[ocean widget]

yeah
but literally the only useful one is fire resist

and you get enough of that already

[little marten]

Human male only

[blissful kiln]

breath is save for half, all of the aoe cantrips are save for no damage
it also scales

short rest CD, so usable every fight

idk, it's not that bad

[ocean widget]

good luck getting more than 2 enemies in range for dragon breath

[little marten]

Have you ever been so what to get there but when it have not the next other than what you went but their is against the top and when?

[ocean widget]

plus it costs an action

you may as well just booming blade the poor sods

[little marten]

Is swashbuckler good I wanted to reinstall and try that

[ocean widget]

yeah its decent

spawn astarion go swashbuckler
AA go thief

AA for thief is due to the extra bonus action resulting in an extra dagger stab when dual wielding

[sleek harness]

Helldivers 2

Was doing actually

[ocean widget]

so extra damage + the 1d10 necrotic

[sleek harness]

It crashed

Wait didn't pinged Paul

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[little marten]

Excelsior

[blissful kiln]

Bazinga

[ocean widget]

@elder merlin
https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/comments/1dl78f8/confirmed_laezel_is_a_frog/

froge

[ripe tangle]

Back

that soup was amazing

I can’t say no to noodle soup, especially when it’s nice and spicy

[drowsy lynx]

Isn't pho a rather cilantro heavy soup?

[ripe tangle]

yeah but I add a ton of rooster sriracha sauce and hoisin

[little marten]

Sirracha ❌

[ripe tangle]

and throw in peppers

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with Sriracha sauce?

[little marten]

Weird twang to it

[ripe tangle]

it’s good in Pho

[drowsy lynx]

All the Sriracha lookalikes taste a lil different too which is nice

[drowsy lynx]

Ahh I have done well to avoid it then lmao

[shy sandal]

Deja-vu

[little marten]

Oh maybe it’s just the one brand we have here that I don’t like in

[drowsy lynx]

Cock sauce and hoisin can make the shittiest instant ramen taste good tbh

With a drop or two of sesame oil

[drowsy lynx]

The official brand fucked over their pepper suppliers and had to change their formula entirely after they stopped working together

[elder merlin]

Githyanki just look weird

[ripe tangle]

Juice Jawa has good taste

[shy sandal]

Isn't that their thing, they're aliens?

[drowsy lynx]

Og recipe now goes by a totally different brand

[elder merlin]

[little marten]

Thai dragon I think the brand here is

[drowsy lynx]

Hmm I'll see if I can find that

[elder merlin]

Hell if i know, i just know they live on a different plane of existence, have a deal with red dragons to ride them and hunt down mindflayers together

[blissful kiln]

they are not native to Toril, so technically aliens, yes

[little marten]

I’m a sucker for tobasco tbf

[shy sandal]

Pretty sure they have spaceships aswel, and are vey cringe and stinky

[ocean widget]

thats mindflayers

[shy sandal]

No, the gith also have ships

pretty sure

[ocean widget]

yeah void smth smths

[elder merlin]

Dont githyanki also have special swords that they will hunt you down and kill you for if they are stolen?

[ocean widget]

cruisers probably

[ocean widget]

silver yeah

[formal mortar]

Gith have flying cities

[shy sandal]

Yes, they're made of silver. ||You can steal one in act one||

[blissful kiln]

they do and that's a sidequest in Baldur's Gate 2

and the main plot point of NWN2 iirc

[elder merlin]

Githyanki are weirdoes, only good thing they do is kill mindflayers, otherwise they just seemed like abunch of cunts

[formal mortar]

They also invade faerun, Minsc's people have a history of fighting Gith

[shy sandal]

They're like the Aeldari, except worse in every way possible

[little marten]

I’ll be honest.. I thought lae’zel was hot

[blissful kiln]

Githzerai are based and chill
Githyanki are cringe and evil

[little marten]

But also in a cute way like I could imagine surprising her with poached eggs and she strokes my hair while I fall asleep watching the news

[shy sandal]

Githzerai are the monks, right?

[blissful kiln]

the monks in bg3 are githzerai, yeah

[gilded socket]

Bad internet can show blocked messages when you don’t want them to

[blissful kiln]

(I think)

[shy sandal]

The ones who denounce their God, Lich... Thing

[formal mortar]

She is a Lich. Not a god. She has to use wish

[ocean widget]

yeah they rejected the giths desire for conquest

[shy sandal]

I wonder how many of these Maxine has sent/is going to send

[ocean widget]

which is probably why she consumes githyanki

so she doesnt get fucked over by a wish cast

[gilded socket]

Wait what

[blissful kiln]

I think the monks in BG3 are actually githyanki
just the ones that are loyal to Orpheus and rebelling against Vlaakith

[ocean widget]

||"In the Epilogue, if Orpheus Orpheus begins his new rebellion against Vlaakith Vlaakith and Lae'zel Lae'zel joines him, then she tells the player character of her upcoming meeting (taking place the day after the reunion) with Zaerith Menyar-Ag-Gith, who has proposed an alliance between the githzerai and the Prince of the Comet. This potential alliance is also implied in a missive sent to the player character by Orpheus, titled The First Protocol, wherein he proclaims the first new Protocol of the Githyanki is "All who call themselves gith shall unite under one sky"."||

[little marten]

SPOILERS

I haven’t completed it yet

[blissful kiln]

yeah, so definitely not githzerai

[orchid skiff]

Whatchu gonna do when I pull up with a gun

[shy sandal]

Fair

[ocean widget]

then complete it

[little marten]

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

[ocean widget]

there is a githzerai canonically in BG3 though

[orchid skiff]

My only weakness

[ocean widget]

it is also canonically a brain in a jar

[shy sandal]

You sent that same message 3 times already, is your internet alright?

[gilded socket]

So me..

[blissful kiln]

yeah, a part of one

[gilded socket]

No i have a class in a dungeon

[formal mortar]

Nah they are the same race, just 2 different factions that split off an hate each other.

[ocean widget]

free buffs

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[formal mortar]

Githyanki and githzerai are just 2 different factions of the same race basically.

[shy sandal]

Do they teach spells at least?

[tired steeple]

Hello

[blissful kiln]

yes, but Orpheus's goons are not githzerai

[gilded socket]

Aughhh now i have to hardwire transfer my files from my desktop to laptop

I HATE YOU ADOBE

[grim spoke]

adobe my beloathed

i hate it

[gilded socket]

No its just adobe software

[gilded socket]

Ruff…

[little marten]

Add me on premier pro? 👉👈

[orchid skiff]

Furry

[shy sandal]

Orpheus is the only chill Gith in the whole game

[gilded socket]

Link w/ me on illustrator and ill hand draw my pen

[grim spoke]

no actually

im not a furry

theyre cool though

[gilded socket]

Sending d pics via adobe illustrator draw tool…

[grim spoke]

and i have a picture of me as a furry somewhere that a friend of a friend drew

[orchid skiff]

That friend knew

[shy sandal]

Meanwhile every deep gnome is calm except for that fucking Wulbren Bongle

[formal mortar]

Oh I wasn't reading correctly, I see what you meant by Orpheus followers, my bad

[little marten]

What if we kissed inside my XXL wild boar fursuit?

[tired steeple]

What we all doin today

[ocean widget]

suffering

[orchid skiff]

I'm eating kebab

[gilded socket]

I just wanna stay at home and do college courses in the comfort of my throne and possibly a PC thats some rich woman who is my wife bought me for being good. Thats the dream

[tired steeple]

What happened

[shy sandal]

Do you think the renassaince artist drew d sketches and sent them to each other in the back of the class?

[grim spoke]

throne

[gilded socket]

“Why are we here?… just to suffer…?”

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEZjQFiQdAI

[gilded socket]

My throne is my chair

[gilded socket]

Absolutely yes

We have the same humor as we always have

[drowsy lynx]

Accurate and relatable

[gilded socket]

Yeagh…

[blissful kiln]

Voss is pretty chill after he orders his goons to kill you

[grim spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1411974237085765644/7b185e6312ad9966.gif

oh

i forgot they got rid of embed perms

because aquila HATES me

sigh,,

[blissful kiln]

never forget what the oppressors took from you

[ocean widget]

if you arent physically assaulting a quiet demon for his armour and stealing a frogs sword you arent playing bg3 right ngl

[gilded socket]

No aquila hates nicolaus

[grim spoke]

i deserve embed perms

im just cool like that

[orchid skiff]

Nicolaus died for our sins

[gilded socket]

I deserve mod perms trust me

[ocean widget]

nicolaus died for being a homophobe

[shy sandal]

I always try to disarm strike that mf out of pure spite

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge knows

[ocean widget]

use honeyed paws

its easier

[tired steeple]

I’m gonna play bloodlines again

[blissful kiln]

I don't like exploiting the game

[ocean widget]

its not exploiting

[blissful kiln]

Larian already makes it hard not to do on accident

[ocean widget]

its simply taking what is rightfully yours

and by that i mean assaulting people until they give you shit you want

the true british way

[orchid skiff]

The strength bow belongs to me

[gilded socket]

They should give me supreme control over things and stuff

[orchid skiff]

Sometimes I let my friend use it

[shy sandal]

I would agree, but i'm a scrub, so i gotta metagame to beat honour mode

[orchid skiff]

It's lending

[ocean widget]

@orchid skiff

[tired steeple]

I like doing some exploits

[blissful kiln]

Silver Sword was more fun in BG2. Vorpal blade, so save or die 25% chance every hit

[orchid skiff]

Cope

[tired steeple]

But not too many

[ocean widget]

i am simply showing you what nicolaus did

which i unfortunately cant shorten or i'd have to go bowling

[orchid skiff]

He died to save us all

[ocean widget]

yeah larian butchered shit from BG2 unsurprisingly

[little marten]

Rip homophones

[gilded socket]

Hand drawing my hand rn

[ocean widget]

i doubt that

[drowsy lynx]

Femboys rising up to defend a homophobe?

[shy sandal]

I thought he was gay, unironically

[orchid skiff]

You're alive today. Thank him for that

[ocean widget]

you can be gay and a homophobe tbf

[gilded socket]

He definitely gives off mean gay vibes

[little marten]

Political

[ocean widget]

i dont think i need to thank nicolaus when i have better people to thank

[little marten]

Me?

[orchid skiff]

Naah he was way too excited when a woman gave him a crumb of attention

[tired steeple]

Fulgrim is a homophobic gay man

[gilded socket]

Poor thing wanted my validation so bad it made him go crazy

Thats the rub

[ocean widget]

you dont spiritually peg me when i start losing at luck based shit so no you arent lady luck

[shy sandal]

Fulgrim

[gilded socket]

I shit you not, you can ask @sleek harness too

[little marten]

Understood 🫡

[ocean widget]

this isnt an invitation to peg me nurgle

stop thinking about it

[gilded socket]

Peggle

[orchid skiff]

What are you implying

What are you implying right now

[ocean widget]

bro theres no implication

[drowsy lynx]

Can't bait or tease if he's not here anymore

[low hemlock]

me thinkz that runt is calling yah a twink sah

[gilded socket]

Possible fed?

[tired steeple]

My bed is comfy

[ocean widget]

loregryn is just i have no brains and i must write

[gilded socket]

Not anymore

[shy sandal]

I never saw that happening, dammit

[tired steeple]

Wdym

[gilded socket]

Your pants peed

[tired steeple]

So who got banned

[low hemlock]

🗒️✍️

[drowsy lynx]

People like this make my skin crawl lmao

[tired steeple]

AHHHHH

Some guy called niclaus?

[ocean widget]

nicolaus

[blissful kiln]

what did he say tho?

[ocean widget]

aquila got evidence of him being homophobic and banned him

[ocean widget]

ask aquila

[orchid skiff]

Bro he would lose his shit for an hour straight if a woman emoji reacted his texts

[blissful kiln]

I don't remember anything too weird

[grim spoke]

it happens a lot in this server lmfao

[orchid skiff]

You missed out

[grim spoke]

its annoying

[ocean widget]

@blissful kiln

[grim spoke]

very very annoying

[blissful kiln]

yeah, I saw that, but that's not specific at all

[gilded socket]

Kept you pissing huh?

[orchid skiff]

Paypal me if you want to know

[ocean widget]

@misty trench what did nicolaus say

[blissful kiln]

sure, I will need your credit card details and the number on the back

[drowsy lynx]

Creepers coming straight out the woodwork to have a whole ass convo for the first time because a woman (or someone they assume is a woman) said something

😨

[gilded socket]

He cried about my lesbianess

And how dog i am

[low hemlock]

blud if ye want money….

do u do commissions (asking for a friend)

[tired steeple]

I cannot remember this guy for the life of me

[grim spoke]

ive been called the d slur so many times because i just wasnt interested in people

[orchid skiff]

Let's do that in dms

[tired steeple]

But I talked to him begore

[grim spoke]

granted the slur is accurate but

shh,,,

those people werent in this server though

[gilded socket]

Augh woof…

[blissful kiln]

I don't even know what the d slur is

[drowsy lynx]

Frown tuah for sure

[stark bobcat]

same

[tired steeple]

I hope you aren’t still in placed with those people

[shy sandal]

Welcome to the tabletop hobby. Population, The LGBT and basement dwellers

[tired steeple]

You don’t deserve that

[gilded socket]

This has happened irl to me

[little marten]

I’m a woman if anyone wants to crawl out of the woodwork and creep on me for an hour

[grim spoke]

noh im not

[orchid skiff]

Is that friend rich

[tired steeple]

That’s good

[low hemlock]

ye

[blissful kiln]

d||eeznuts||?

[low hemlock]

[ocean widget]

"a long wall or embankment built to prevent flooding from the sea."

[grim spoke]

i wish i could find their DMs again

but i think discord auto cleared them or something

i couldnt find them again

[gilded socket]

Guh…

[grim spoke]

they were super funny

[gilded socket]

My brian so leaky knowledge…

[blissful kiln]

a damb is a slur?

[tired steeple]

I’m glad it’s not much if a bother then

[blissful kiln]

huh

[ocean widget]

use google veteran

[blissful kiln]

I dun wanna

[tired steeple]

I had a guy in my dms demanding to know my genitals

[grim spoke]

zame

[gilded socket]

Goog…

[tired steeple]

And calling me the T slur

Not this server

[grim spoke]

many such cases

[drowsy lynx]

Nah the applicable one rhymes with "yikes"

[tired steeple]

It was the larian discord

[shy sandal]

[gilded socket]

Lets popoursicle..

[blissful kiln]

oh, lesbian slur

I see

[low hemlock]

no it’s pronounced ||Damn||

🦫

[ocean widget]

yeah

[tired steeple]

Like you know how terfs are like “what’s in your pants?” Yeah he was like that

[elder merlin]

[grim spoke]

already found ur facebook and instagram and tiktok and am shipping 45 love letters to ur house right now

[ocean widget]

guess im a knife

[orchid skiff]

Cup size or bust.
Pun intended

[drowsy lynx]

I hear it so infrequently it took me a while to think of the word

[gilded socket]

I have a laptop

[grim spoke]

its rare nowadays

but

still there,,,

[blissful kiln]

I girl called me gay in school once, because I wasn't returning her affection. And I was just trying to eat some porridge

can a man just eat in peace, gaahd

[shy sandal]

That sounds criminal to do online, imagine in person

[grim spoke]

porridge?

[gilded socket]

Gravy guzzler

[ocean widget]

[orchid skiff]

How many men have you kissed since

[grim spoke]

we got goldilocks overhere,,,

[tired steeple]

Yeah it’s bloody weird

[gilded socket]

Goldidicks,,,

[tired steeple]

Porridge is pretty good if you make it right

[little marten]

Brisk B’s

[sleek harness]

Huh?

[tired steeple]

Default regular porridge tastes like shit

Well, no

[little marten]

I eagerly await

[gilded socket]

Nicolaus being desperate for my validation

[tired steeple]

It tastes like nothing

[shy sandal]

They're saying Nicolaus was banned for bad wor

[blissful kiln]

there are many kinds of porridge tho

[sleek harness]

Yeah he said something homophobic

[tired steeple]

Man who was nicolaus. I swear I’ve spoken to him

[blissful kiln]

semolina(?) is fucking amazing

I'd eat that shit every day

[orchid skiff]

Check dm

[tired steeple]

I’ll keep that in mind thanks

[shy sandal]

Guy with the black twink with white hair pfp, the russian

[little marten]

I’ve seen him mentioned more than I’ve ever seen him mention if u catch my drift homie

[grim spoke]

huh

[gilded socket]

So sleeby…

Might snore on busr

[tired steeple]

Thanks for trying but I’ve genuinely just completely blanked this guy from my mind

Oh well

[orchid skiff]

I can't catch it you are too quick

[sleek harness]

I got sick I am dying

[tired steeple]

Nothing of value was lost

[blissful kiln]

Rewdy has kindly provided me his credit card details in DMs, god bless

[gilded socket]

Stop having saygex and have some soup

[sleek harness]

I don't like soup

[orchid skiff]

I'm gonna be rich

[ocean widget]

oh my god i forgot i installed a mod that changes lumps name to big daddy

[tired steeple]

Why did you do that

[little marten]

Did he say a slur?

[ocean widget]

the same reason i changed zevlors name to zaddy zevlor

because it was funny

[low hemlock]

u “forgot” eh

[blissful kiln]

did you install the pregnant Astarion mod too?

[ocean widget]

my guy i dont want to fuck any of the main companion
why the fuck would i fuck an ogre more than i would gale

[tired steeple]

That’s not real

That is absolutely not real

[blissful kiln]

oh but it is

[tired steeple]

Oh my god it’s real

[shy sandal]

Prolly just called someone gay in a very very demeaning way

[ocean widget]

no it is real @tired steeple there is an mpreg mod

and also unfortunately a vore mod

[tired steeple]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ULTRA PREGNANT

[orchid skiff]

Reminds me of that post on the subreddit
"First time playing should I wake shadowheart or reach for the artifact ?"
And we see shart unconcious in lingerie with J cups

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[blissful kiln]

hyper preggers

[ocean widget]

@low hemlock its low quality

you wont like it

[tired steeple]

DID SOMEONE GIVE HIM TRIPLETS

OH MY GOD

[ocean widget]

yes i checked the comments to find it out

[little marten]

Why can’t they just make hand holding mods 😔

[ripe tangle]

HOW LEWDS

[dapper trench]

wat

[low hemlock]

SUSter save us

[ripe tangle]

next thing you know, you’ll suggest hugging….

[little marten]

Above the shoulders hugs only

[ocean widget]

why the fuck would you suggest hugging when you can go right to the good part

nuclear war

[dapper trench]

indeed

[bitter matrix]

Forgive me emperor for I have sinned

[nocturne bloom]

[ripe tangle]

I have come to save you all from yourselves.

By killing you one by one in his Holy Name, everyone line up.

[bitter matrix]

I've been alt f4ing on Auric missions so I don't lose progress on that one auric mission penancec

[tired steeple]

Lucia can you post the sister waving sticker

[tired steeple]

Yaaay

[little marten]

I don’t think that works anymore king

[tired steeple]

Thank you

It’s such a cute image

[ocean widget]

cringe

[ocean widget]

why are there four fingers lucia

[dapper trench]

OI

DENSE

YOU CUNT

[tired steeple]

Little baby

[bitter matrix]

Guys forgive me I just want this damn achievement done 😭

[ocean widget]

this is very vague

[ripe tangle]

artstyle

[ocean widget]

fair

[dapper trench]

which one

[ocean widget]

the ASS

auric storm survivor

ass

[low hemlock]

alot of runtz been doin that, you fine bruv

[dapper trench]

Your twitch isnt different

[low hemlock]

[dapper trench]

yee bastard

[ocean widget]

[dapper trench]

However

[nocturne bloom]

ASS has to be my favorite

[dapper trench]

Thanks

[ocean widget]

i fooled you

just like that one dude did in the princess bride

[bitter matrix]

Untouchable operative

[low hemlock]

[bitter matrix]

Not even the Auric maelstrom one 💔

[dapper trench]

want a tip?

[bitter matrix]

Yes

[stark bobcat]

The only person you are letting down is yourself

do you deserve the achievement?

[shy sandal]

True reason: They cut off their ring finger cause their devotion is to the God Emperor, not Men.

[ocean widget]

you're alt f4ing for that?

[dapper trench]

Go to LFG and say you need help doing the achievement

[ocean widget]

jesus wept

[low hemlock]

not that kind of tip Lamia

[dapper trench]

stfu before a give you a tip

The tip of my foot up your ass

[shy sandal]

Apparently Jesus and the guy from Germany have the same type of personality

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

im pretty sure jesus was spanish not german

[shy sandal]

According to Myers Briggs

[shy sandal]

Sorry, i forgor

[dapper trench]

#vox-lfg-nasa

BUT

95 followers, LETS GOOO BBY

[little marten]

Myers Briggs said I was a Druid

[dapper trench]

Hopefully this weekend is the weekend

[misty trench]

man are people still going on about this

[ocean widget]

yes

[shy sandal]

Myers Briggs told me i'm Daredevil

[dapper trench]

No

Nor do i care

[ocean widget]

its been like the most interesting thing to happen here since sliced bread existed within the server ngl

[little marten]

… .. ..•..

[dapper trench]

Fucker shouldve watched his mouth

[shy sandal]

Had a fight with Maxine and i think he called people degenerates aswel or smth

[ocean widget]

vet did tho

[dapper trench]

Or at least go to DMs instead of post it on server

[blissful kiln]

I was a bit curious is all

[shy sandal]

People are curious, obstructing it just makes them more curious about it. It's normal for that to happen

Streissand Effect

[blissful kiln]

people get banned for silly stuff in discord and get slaps on the wrist for worse

so who knows

[little marten]

If someone got banned in this discord I assume they were genuinely a antagonist

[dapper trench]

Ah

[blissful kiln]

a villain in the chat?

[dapper trench]

they should mind theyre own fucking buisness

[low hemlock]

this is wjat happens when FatShark DOESN’T release content daily, Aquila

the Rejects get very rowdy over lil things‼️‼️‼️

[little marten]

Lmao

[shy sandal]

True, they won't though, i know i wouldn't

[orchid skiff]

Nicolaus got banned because he knew too much and yall better not try to learn more than you ought to know

[low hemlock]

what if i keep going

[ocean widget]

you'll find out fatshark is run by pyrocynical

[orchid skiff]

delete this

[shy sandal]

Truth Exterminatus

[dapper trench]

Ignorance bliss

[kind carbon]

I just want a taste of the update that's all im asking for

The scraps

[low hemlock]

THE ✨pryocyincal✨

i know that guy

[little marten]

What’s your address I’ll send you a taste of my pudding, it’s a vanilla cheesecake

[shy sandal]

I would rather die, tbh

[dapper trench]

Y

[ocean widget]

tbf tho it is obvious fatshark is run by pyrocynical
place, sweden
fat related
rarely does good shit

[dapper trench]

thats their problem

[blissful kiln]

pyrocynical is my favorite half-life 2 voice actor

[dapper trench]

Pryocynical is fat now?

[low hemlock]

tbf IF Pyrocynical was working a FatShark

the Ogryn would been had a big beer gut

[ocean widget]

he hasnt seen the TF2 mods

or the commissions

[orchid skiff]

Yk I was wondering who pyrocynical is... I google his name... I think "is that the guy with the kinks ?" I look down and the first thing I see in the dropdown menu is "what are pyrocynical kinks ?"

[dapper trench]

idrfw pryocynical

[low hemlock]

um yes, u can say he REALLY like fat

[dapper trench]

.....

Dawhmg

[shy sandal]

He got fat from eating too much slop in his secondary channel and doing react videos

[ocean widget]

yeah hes the guy who accidentally showed his commissions and fempyro mod on stream

[dapper trench]

figures

[little marten]

Who is pyrocinical

[low hemlock]

basically Pyro is the new Nickado Avocado

[somber stream]

Fat lover

[dapper trench]

wtaf

[orchid skiff]

I posted in #zealot-class

i'm not kidding

[blissful kiln]

fatshaming in chat? mooods

[shy sandal]

Furry, British man obsessed with Sweden. He makes one good video every year and then sits on a chair doing react slop for the rest of his life

[blissful kiln]

and kinkshaming too, gosh

[little marten]

Wait the other channels still have image perms?!?!

[low hemlock]

no

[ocean widget]

ye

[little marten]

Don’t worry I’m not going to burn the thumb energy in visiting them

[low hemlock]

he’s lying btw

[ocean widget]

ngl i would prefer him to be american just so i cant be associated with him

[low hemlock]

trust only me

[analog marsh]

Always did.

[little marten]

Crazy lol

[blissful kiln]

you are proto-american

[little marten]

I’ve been here like what 4 years and I never knew that

[ocean widget]

actually scratch that i'd just have to listen to an american accent whenever he posts something actually good for once

[dapper trench]

OH THIS PENANCE

[little marten]

3 years sorry

[ocean widget]

2 years, it isnt november yet

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[little marten]

2 years 😔

[blissful kiln]

where were you, when they took away image perms 🎵

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-gif-21672467

[fair bridge]

it's funny how accepting people are of that stuff as long as the person doing it is very awkward and backhanded about it

i have learned much from him

[shy sandal]

I like how Dolan Dark made a meme channel mocking him and somehow it is both more informative and entertaining

[ocean widget]

mainly cus it doesnt spend 90% of the video pissing about

[little marten]

When was the last time you looked in the mirror and told the person you saw that you loved them

[ocean widget]

never because talking to mirrors is how you get changelings

[little marten]

Not if you talk backwards

[shy sandal]

I hate that guy, always mimicking me

[elder merlin]

You alive? @sleek harness

[nocturne bloom]

There's nobody there

[ocean widget]

get a mirror that hasnt shattered lamia

[misty trench]

anyway he made statements refering to LGBT being chaos propaganda and calling it degeneracy.

[ocean widget]

might be a bit hard so you'll only have a splitsecond or two

[elder merlin]

Fuck that guy

[ocean widget]

oh yeah now i member

[fair bridge]

worst part is that he's not even wrong. i get paid well.

[blissful kiln]

understandable

the ban that is

[misty trench]

even if they're just edgy jokes having multiple instances of that is a no go

[blissful kiln]

I learned a few years ago that to a lot of people in the east (russian speaking world at least), gay = pedo

the words are very similar, and probably have the same origin

so they're extra hateful

[shy sandal]

Interesting? 😭

[blissful kiln]

the more you know

[little marten]

garLICKS you

[nocturne bloom]

Im hungarian, use paprika

[little marten]

PAPRIKASH 🙏

[gilded socket]

Woof….

[shy sandal]

I'd rather not touch that can of nurgle

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[grim spoke]

some people should be dragged out onto the street and shot,,

[light matrix]

are other people still having issues with server lag - ex. feels like every few games i just start... sliding around in unpredictable directions every 10 seconds unless i restart the game

[grim spoke]

are you connected to the right servers?

you should be able to see in ur mission board

[light matrix]

i definitely should be but i will check again

[grim spoke]

that’s weird that it starts after a few matches

[light matrix]

had a normal match, then just had one that was basically unplayable

just tons of rubber banding around

[orchid skiff]

@low hemlock use your mind control

[light matrix]

completely unpredictably

[ancient violet]

Fuck why did I miss the good stuff 😞

[eager bridge]

How long do the commodore vestments stay in before they cycle through

[ocean widget]

a good long while depending on the page

[thick coyote]

Every 2 weeks

[ocean widget]

3rd page 2 weeks
2nd page 4 weeks
1st page 6 weeks

[eager bridge]

Ok thank you

[tacit geode]

Imperium of man "human supremacists" fans when real life minority

[lilac crag]

I did not take Nicolaus for a bum loser

I stand corrected

[nocturne bloom]

He blocked me because I wanted to add him as a friend a long time ago
Figured since then

[blissful kiln]

hyperpreggers

[light matrix]

yeah turns out it's just fatshark servers continuing to suck

[lilac crag]

they've been bad, yeah

love your pfp btw

[orchid skiff]

Surely there is more to this story

[tacit geode]

The servers get their quarterly reset on tuesday

the hamster gets some adrenaline

[nocturne bloom]

No, not really. Back when someone else was here he didnt like that I talked to him more and just freaked out when I wanted to add him

Terminally online behavior

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness is dead

Pour one out

[orchid skiff]

I like the jealous type

A shame the rest is like that

[light matrix]

i've been playing since beta just would have figured they would have fixed this shit by now. expectations obviously too high

[nocturne bloom]

I dont have any connection issues

[elder merlin]

Shoulda stayed gone

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

You actually back?

[sleek harness]

You left when I got back

Dumbass

[dapper trench]

yo rat

HD2?

[sleek harness]

Sick

I am dying

[dapper trench]

Mood

I really dont want to go to the today

too fucking sore

[sleek harness]

No seriously

I am dying

[dapper trench]

....

Get somewhere hot

really hot

to the point your sweating

Then you can sweat out the sick

[elder merlin]

I left cause i was wonderin what happened and figured i'd try setting up the controller and retroid

But isnt working for some reason

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

I blame Brazil personally

[long basin]

Rip, I actually managed to do the spireside 13 penance where you put all 3 samples in at the same time but it was bugged and didn’t give me the penance…

Oh wait nvm… it did but it never told me I unlocked it.. weird

[elder merlin]

Good ol' darktide

[long basin]

Heart sank lol

[shy sandal]

We're sorry

💔

[elder merlin]

Oh, are you from brazil too? Lol

I just said that cause Raki is from brazil, so i thought it'd be funny

[sleek harness]

It's not funny

[ocean widget]

you'll live

[sleek harness]

You know

I feel like V from Cyberpunk on act 2

Laughable

Right?

[fair bridge]

walking dead?

with keanu reeves trying to re-kill you?

[sleek harness]

Sure that works too

[fair bridge]

no the term walking dead not the show The Walking Dead

i hate that show

[sleek harness]

Ah

[sleek harness]

People forgot about the games?

[fair bridge]

what's wrong with you anyway

[fair bridge]

my mom loved the first game, was pretty based

[sleek harness]

Fever

[fair bridge]

drink lotsa water and have some soup

[thick coyote]

Drinking and tattooing themselves to try and get to Adam Smasher?

[sleek harness]

What

[thick coyote]

Wait no
I think that's act 3

[fair bridge]

i did the joke already dummy

[thick coyote]

No you said walking dead

Not getting hammered and driving

[blissful kiln]

just don't do the main quest

[fair bridge]

then i said

you know what

[sleek harness]

No I am not trying to enter the [SPOLIERS] to try to remove my brain damage

Neither fighting Adam Smasher

[thick coyote]

Shame

Shame²

[fair bridge]

i'm removing your balls privileges

[sleek harness]

The main quest is to sleep

[round mica]

i crashed out over stardew valley bro

[thick coyote]

The Rebel Path (Cello version) won't play itself you know

[round mica]

went fishing, had 20 bait on my line, got green algae 14 times in a row

[fair bridge]

cursed

[thick coyote]

Went fishing once, hooked a tree

[round mica]

dare i say stardew valley is peak

[little marten]

Pickle your kale

[elder merlin]

I mean, i laughed

[nocturne bloom]

Got the hook stuck in my back once, caught myself

[blissful kiln]

Jesus laughed

[spare ether]

FUCK

[nocturne bloom]

When

[ocean widget]

whenever they finish playing dying light the beast probably

[fair bridge]

jesus wept

[fair bridge]

read the name of the rose brother

there's a whole debate between two monks about whether or not jesus laughed

benedictines vs franciscans

[sweet trail]

anyone else here played fireteam elite? Sucks cause I think the game has good gunplay but the TERRIBLE matchmaking and lack of content kind of murdered it. i just dont get how people can fuck up games that bad. like you can make a good game and then make such a fundamental mistake that it makes it unplayable for lots of folks?

[gilded socket]

Gough

[sweet trail]

i bought it cause it was on sale in a bundle with uhhh dark descent. and cause i like aliens

[fair bridge]

reminds me of darktide

interesting

[sweet trail]

Worse than darktide

Darktide still gets updates

[nocturne bloom]

Out of a dried up IV drip sure

[sweet trail]

no i mean

fireteam elite is DEAD

the last update was in 2023 and that was a PATCH

[elder merlin]

I mean, yeah, you didnt know that?

The dlc was the last content

[sweet trail]

yeah, i did know, im just saying that it sucks cause i liked it personally and thought it couldve been a rlly good game

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

I wish we had another avp game

[sweet trail]

same

[sleek harness]

I am back

Alive