general-chat

[keen vapor]

Today is shit news and picking fights with people in regards to custody of kids.

[somber stream]

Shit like that follow you home

[keen vapor]

Shit, I work from home!

It's already here!

[somber stream]

Good god

[keen vapor]

Could be worse; I could be those poor bastards that actually do people's taxes and find out that they owe millions. That's a stress inducer if you ask me

[tired inlet]

hiccup

[tired inlet]

tax collectors or debt collectors that buy debt for pennies on the dollar and settle for less?

[keen vapor]

Nah, its more like 'hey, you have a business you didn't report' kind of shit. That or its another forign national trying to not pay taxes. I deal with them A LOT... more often than not their Chinese as well. I sometimes deal with people trying to collect on tax breaks meant for people living in country but people outside the country try and claim them. It's as stupid as you think.

I still remember one person, no names here, that wrote in to try and get a tax credit. Not on the system, never lived in the country, still tried to get money. Weirdest case I worked.

[tired inlet]

oh, that's tax evasion.

and fraud

[keen vapor]

Yup, stressful no?

[tired inlet]

for some, I'm sure it would be. Others probably find enjoyment and the thrill of confrontation.

[tired compass]

SOON

[keen vapor]

I'm guessing Friday. Seems like a good day for that

[tired compass]

best time would be to post everything after the patch happens, seems very FS

[round mica]

Does the commodore vesture shop resets this week or next week?

[tired inlet]

doing development and community management like Ozymandias from the Watchmen

Are you going to patch the game soon?
: I patched it yesterday

When are you adding new weapons?
: 6 hours ago

[keen vapor]

Checks game Well shit, new weapons

[somber stream]

Next tuesday, likely

New 'premium' sets

[tired inlet]

well if it ain't today

[somber stream]

Cast your votes rejects

[tired inlet]

then it's next week

[round mica]

o, I thought it was always every 2 weeks Thursday

[keen vapor]

It is but if there's an update they'll delay

[somber stream]

Yes but new update sometimes delay the store

[round mica]

I thought you said helldiver so I wanted to say for democracy 🥀

[round mica]

o, I hope the shop is good next week

[tired inlet]

Arbites store has been delayed 2 months; it's all good

[somber stream]

Do it, 90% people here are Helldivers anyway

[tired inlet]

a person can do more than 1 thing

[somber stream]

That's a different kind of spell

[potent raft]

Helldivers player base strange

[tired inlet]

ACAB means Arbities can't actually buy

[potent raft]

Up and down

[round mica]

For super earth 🗣️

[tired inlet]

There's an EXID song about that

[potent raft]

I can understand that

[somber stream]

Für Über-erde!

[round mica]

ja 🔥

[tired inlet]

Pour super-Terre!

[merry comet]

wheres the commodore reset?

its my bi-weekly joy

[round mica]

😭

[merry comet]

oh nein, Deutsch...

[blazing hawk]

I ate it

[merry comet]

well spit it out

[blazing hawk]

No

[round mica]

oh ja..

[somber stream]

Wait a minute

[somber stream]

Are you a femboy

[tired inlet]

1982 most likely

[round mica]

bro 😭

Why is this the first question I get asked

🥀

[merry comet]

nah he be asking the real questions

profile pic + tag

[tired inlet]

you mean bi-monthly?

[merry comet]

do i look smart enough to answer that?

[somber stream]

Yeah, this place attract femboy like moth to fire for some reason

[untold skiff]

Your entire profile is a astolfo and you don't expect this questioning

[tired inlet]

'bi' is a prefix for 2. so bi-weekly means twice a week. bi-monthly means twice a month.

[untold skiff]

Also just average darktide discord interactions tbh.

[jaunty path]

Warhammer

[round mica]

Lmfao

[merry comet]

but if bi is a prefix for 2 wouldnt it mean two weeks? 🤔

[round mica]

That is crazy

[jaunty path]

stares at your profile

[somber stream]

Yeah store rotate every 2 weeks, so bi is correct

[somber stream]

Well?

[merry comet]

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/biweekly

[round mica]

I’m sorry to disappoint but I’m not one 😔

[tacit geode]

Darktide store is biweekly until it isn't

[merry comet]

both work

[round mica]

@somber stream are you actually German 🧐

[somber stream]

All good, false alarm then

Perchance

[orchid lynx]

Where?

[merry comet]

Holländer

[round mica]

Servus

[somber stream]

Nowhere Zek

[jaunty path]

Did that other femboy person get banned

[round mica]

bro what

what did they get banned for

[merry comet]

REEE WHERE SHOP RESET

[round mica]

🥀

[somber stream]

Bis später

[merry comet]

we get like 5 items per character every 2 weeks they could atleast make sure it happends on time

[drowsy lynx]

You're gotta be more specific around here lmao

[jaunty path]

Nope they're not

[drowsy lynx]

That's like half the people here

[orchid lynx]

So close

[jaunty path]

Yea like nicolaus

[somber stream]

They multiply every day i swear

[round mica]

Are you into femboys 💔

[round mica]

What does

[somber stream]

Femboys

[merry comet]

femboys

[round mica]

insane

[somber stream]

Ikr

[round mica]

Truly

[orchid lynx]

My ogryn bodyguard is so Im looking for a present for him

[round mica]

🥀 good luck bro

[tired inlet]

Yeah, #2; #1 is a vulgarization like how they had to add the definition of "figuratively" into "literally" because contemporaneous usage of "literally" to mean "figuratively" was so pervasive that the colloquial usage of the word as its antonym forced it to become synonymous.

[orchid lynx]

Id rader have a commissar gf. U know shooting guardsman together and stuff

[merry comet]

but bicycle and bilingual both mean two

so bi-weekly would mean two weeks.

not twice a week

[round mica]

pew pew

[tired inlet]

you should read the paragraph in that very page you yourself linked, sport.

[dense slate]

i side with the people saying twice a week is semiweekly

[merry comet]

but i DID give the context needed?

[dense slate]

i have NEVER in my life heard biweekly used to be twice a week

[drowsy lynx]

Wait til these guys learn about flammable and inflammable

[merry comet]

i said the store resetting bi-weekly is my only joy

now answer me, does the store reset every

A: 2 weeks

or

B: twice a week

[dense slate]

every fortnight, except today, because major update in 5 days we presume

[tacit geode]

Every 2 weeks on a Thursday (today is an exception)

[dense slate]

and the community manager is nowhere to be seen to inform us

[thick coyote]

Ah yes
Fortnight

[merry comet]

so were gonna be a week delayed again just like the arbites release

[thick coyote]

(can't believe it's a real thing)

[dense slate]

[merry comet]

no no no higui you mean

Fort,
Night.

[tired inlet]

You could also just be wrong as people are often.

[somber stream]

'major'

[thick coyote]

Great chest ahead

[round mica]

fork knife

[thick coyote]

🗣️

[tired inlet]

I have used fortnight to mean every 2 weeks.

[drowsy lynx]

Apparently biweekly means one thing in US English and another in UK English

[tired inlet]

AS IS TRADITION

[ancient violet]

Was on Twitch looking at people who play this game 😭

Not even 50 viewers for the whole category

We don't provide those epic gaming moments like Fortnite 😞

[tired inlet]

It's like 10:50am EST

on a Thursday

[ancient violet]

Yesterday night

[round mica]

So sad

[tired inlet]

I bet that finnish player Queenofskeletons is playing

[wooden creek]

We're in the time between updates

[somber stream]

Where's the blog at

1 teaser and that's it. I expected at least 2

[wooden creek]

They usually show up fairly late in the day

I think around 1900 fatshark time?

[sage dragon]

ask Julia if you want, but they are not likely to rush it. Just be glad we are getting something at the start of Oktober Fest

[somber stream]

Are you for real

[sage dragon]

me or him?

[tired inlet]

Oh, Wednesday night I go out to the bar and play trivia with some of the other teachers in my area. We're the Midterminators

[tired compass]

I am genuinely surprised they dropped the trailer without any blog post

[ancient violet]

😈

[wooden creek]

1700-1900 has been the timeframe for the Nightmares & Visions and Grim Protocol update announcements at least

So I'm guessing it's gonna happen within the next few hours, or around that timeframe tomorrow

[sage dragon]

what are the odds that update might involve Brunt or Dukane in some way?

[wooden creek]

Maybe some voicelines, we don't know

Mortis memories from someone, possibly Zorin

[ancient violet]

Yes

Wait what does the update have anyways I don't read

[sage dragon]

new power sword at least

[wooden creek]

Power falchion, mortis map, some balancing work

[dense slate]

new enemy type

also possibly dreg maulers, if the voice line is to be believed

[round mica]

whoever told me today was slop rotation and lied, ya momma is a bitch

[dense slate]

it is SUPPOSED to be today

[wise depot]

Da fuq

[ancient violet]

What balance?

[dense slate]

aint that persons fault

[tired inlet]

I do like Mortis. I got 100% of the penances and avoided it since

[wise depot]

Dreg maulers?

[tired inlet]

see you in the Sarlaac Pit!

[dense slate]

yes

[wooden creek]

Dunno, but they updated one of the psyker blessing descriptions which indicates some changes

[sage dragon]

plasma gunners too maybe

[wise depot]

Wonder who’s gonna be worse. Fucking scab or the dreg motherfuckers

[dense slate]

depends how fast they move

[warm junco]

Update: in 1 hr
Fatshark CM at 0:99 with blogpost: 😴 💤 💤 💤

[sage dragon]

and what they use. scab bombers cause more damage and slow you down, dreg bombers create longer lasting area denials

[tacit geode]

Turning the corner to a plasma dreg and watching my toughness vanish

[jaunty path]

Theres gonna be an update?

What r yall talking about

[tacit geode]

Nah we imagined it

Conceptual you kn9w

[jaunty path]

Crackheads

[sage dragon]

yeah that sounds about right. my one question is will they have explodable backpacks?

[jaunty path]

I'm killing you ppl

[tacit geode]

Idk I think they should have a chance of randomly exploding

[jaunty path]

Is your pfp bara or no

[sage dragon]

yes indeed! why should vet be the only one with an exploding plasma gun

[tacit geode]

Nah just gay

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[orchid lynx]

Finally a resonable person

[sleek harness]

Ok

Do it

[solemn lantern]

Isn't today supposed to be the new commodore drop?

[tired compass]

...yes?

[low hemlock]

yea but fatshark decided to be lazy and “delay” it cause upcoming update

[solemn lantern]

wtf

[low hemlock]

yep get use to it pal

[solemn lantern]

the update isn't until the 23rd

[low hemlock]

[sleek harness]

Calm down people

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Just wait 5 days

[solemn lantern]

i am ALL too used to it, i just thought they would've gotten their shit together by now

[tacit geode]

Because the cosmetic files are in the update

Which us on the 23rd

[elder merlin]

Hopefully with them delaying it, it means a whole new set for everyone

[solemn lantern]

hopefully the update gives us more arbi stuff

[low hemlock]

says the vermintide 2 Rat-Man, u don’t understand em Dartide Rejects fool‼️‼️

🫵

[sage dragon]

@umbral field . Please save us.

[elder merlin]

I say we eat fatshark

Maybe that'll learn 'em

[sage dragon]

nope

[solemn lantern]

hmmm... lets let them drop the update first THEN we begin to eat em a bit

[stuck wasp]

Lots of food, but then no more tide, what a pickle

[tacit geode]

It's probably golden skulls. They always do golden skulls with new updates.

[low hemlock]

Now we’re talkin‼️

[elder merlin]

Golden skulls? The fuck is that

[tacit geode]

The expensive sets

2900 ones

[solemn lantern]

skulls that which are golden

[low hemlock]

another reason to “delay” rotations pal

[stuck wasp]

Often yes, but not always, next Auric cosmetic probably will be for the anniversary I'd wager

[fierce cave]

IM DYING

[elder merlin]

Honestly, with the way they handled the arbite dlc drop, im fine with there being no more darktide

[fierce cave]

This season change is killing me

[stuck wasp]

what

[elder merlin]

With the way they continue to handle commodores too

[sage dragon]

don't worry. Arbiter Nerf is coming

[elder merlin]

No more fatshark seems fine

[stuck wasp]

Like deleting darktide and vermintide would probably be more healthy for me, less time playing games

[solemn lantern]

if they're cool, fatshark will make a penance where you can ONLY use your dog and dog related abilities

[low hemlock]

dont give Fatshark more bright ideas runt

🫩🥀

[elder merlin]

Barely any penance rewards, no commodore stuff, i have no faith in them when they release the next dlc class at this point

[sage dragon]

too late, several people already did

[elder merlin]

Its a overpowered class, sure, but barely any rewards or different styled clothing you can earn

[solemn lantern]

you just gotta believe

[sage dragon]

and possibly harangue GW

[low hemlock]

damn guess Captain Wolfer got sleeper agents……

A M O N G U S‼️

[elder merlin]

The time for believing in fatshark has passed, now it is time for eating

[sage dragon]

The heavy is a spy!

[solemn lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/you-just-got-to-believe-spongebob-mindy-believe-trust-gif-14421927

FUCK

[elder merlin]

They took permissions away from us months ago

[solemn lantern]

alright yeah lets eat em

[elder merlin]

Blame all the people shitposting gifs for no reason

What you doin? @sleek harness

[low hemlock]

i get first dibs on the ones responsible of controlling the “premium” cosmetic Shop

💢

[tacit geode]

Pretty much always besides traitors curse I think

Patch 13 - Krieg
Path - Elysians
Secrets - Enforcers
Unlocked - Steel legion
Grim - Krieg again
Nightmares - Vostroyan
War on teritum - Inquisition

[sage dragon]

isn't that Twocents? good luck with that

[solemn lantern]

we gotta unhook them from the lobotomy machine. Because sometimes they relapse and drop good shit, but only sometimes

[low hemlock]

nah cause GamesWorkshop(owns the W40k IP) is the ones that Approve said cosmetics to be put in shop before FatShark

Tencent are just investors

FatShark are the ones on the computers controlling what to put nor not to put in the shop

[elder merlin]

I love darktide, i do, and im sure Fatshark is just trying their best. But they just do so much stupid shit sometimes, or they do cool shit, then dumb shit, then cool shit and then dumb shit again. I know its a learning experience, but can ya just not do so much dumb shit?

[blissful kiln]

Darktide honestly is a failed experiment

shut it down and go back to Vt2

[solemn lantern]

tbh it has improved A LOT since release. they're improving, slowly but surely. very slowly

[elder merlin]

For sure, its gotten better, but the dumb shit still happens. The stuff that gets the greenlight, when maybe it should have baked in the oven a bit longer, like with the way arbite was handled.

[solemn lantern]

100%

[sleek harness]

That's racism

[orchid skiff]

Vt2 was a fail too

They improved it over time

[sleek harness]

Waiting for console

To play

Helldivers 2

[low hemlock]

oh lil vro u have no idea of how…..G R I M Launch release was

imagine it like being landed on a DeathWorld combination of Catachan Jungle & Malevelon Creek

[sleek harness]

Lil vro

[solemn lantern]

oh I remember. I was there

[blissful kiln]

tru

[low hemlock]

well me be damned

[elder merlin]

I was there

[solemn lantern]

the only game that I can think of that had a worse release than darktide was No Man's Sky

[elder merlin]

Vermintide 2 was bad, i put it down for the longest time

I bet it was way worse on pc though

[blissful kiln]

the itemization was bad on release, right?

[elder merlin]

Everything was bad

[solemn lantern]

i actually tried to get in VT2 recently. jus couldn't do it

[sleek harness]

Vermintide 2 harder than Darktide

It means it's better

[elder hare]

people glazing VT2 but its a walking simulator

[lilac crag]

I got gaslit into thinking VT2 is better than dt nowadays

[blissful kiln]

I genuinely think VT2 is a better game, even after playing DT for a while

[solemn lantern]

that and it feels like there's no input. it feels... static

[sleek harness]

Why lie?

[elder hare]

aint gotta lie, shits slow af

[sleek harness]

Every game is a walking simulator after all

[blissful kiln]

DT is a sliding simulator

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[elder hare]

To a skaven, even going to the bathroom must feel like a walking simulator

[lilac crag]

the genre is a horde shooter you goofballs

[blissful kiln]

slide spam, ability spam, grenade spam, enemy spam

everything is spammed in dt

[sleek harness]

You think we have bathrooms?

[lilac crag]

the whole point is W Right click Sim

[blissful kiln]

vt2 is way more tactical and WAY more lethal

[elder hare]

Yeah lethal to my mental health

And interest

[blissful kiln]

you can also SEE shit in vt2

[sleek harness]

Theres no laser gun that shoots for 30 minutes straight

[solemn lantern]

but it also doesn't have an angry scottish woman screaming in my ear so how good is it really?

[blissful kiln]

light exists in WHF

[elder hare]

Everytime I play VT2 I just wanna put L4D2 on

[blissful kiln]

l4d is a shallow snoozefest

[elder hare]

exactly

[solemn lantern]

without mods at least

[lilac crag]

this is so fucking real

[remote jackal]

How kind of FatShark to give us the perfect environment at Darktide's release to roleplay as the Moebian Sixth when they were on Nox Alpha 🥰

[lilac crag]

ar least L4D has good mods

[arctic escarp]

you have a scottish elf being condescending to you

my type

[blissful kiln]

lumberfoot

[solemn lantern]

yeah... but its just not the same 😔

[elder hare]

imma shove my lumberfoot up her ass she talks like that to me again

[little marten]

Wait wait wait

Still no blog?!?!

[blissful kiln]

is there supposed to be a blog today?

[tacit geode]

There's meant to be a blog

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker, if Vt2 is a walking simulator, then by that logic all games where you walk are walking simulators

[tacit geode]

When we don't know

One is being written

[remote jackal]

We love our walking simulators.

[elder merlin]

We can only hope its been cancelled

[sleek harness]

Looks like the true walking simulator was us

[solemn lantern]

Death Stranding is a very popular series

[tacit geode]

No news ever

Turn the game off

[arctic escarp]

didnt people complain of it being a walking sim tho

[solemn lantern]

shhhhhh no they dont

[elder hare]

Exactly, any game that forces you to proceed through a linear path with no variable controllable speed is a walking simulator

everything else is just chaff and noise

[green beacon]

lowk I see death stranding gameplay and it's just some guy walking like
how tf do you play this game and not fall asleep

[sleek harness]

Walk walking walk simulator

[elder hare]

like bro if i wanted to get screamed at while walking through a dark forest i'd just go to europe

[remote jackal]

In Mr E's newest video he said that he has a bit more insight into the FatShark's dungeons becuase of the creator program and he knows that the devs already have everything prepeared and want to tell us about the update. However something is stopping them from doing that and I honestly forgor what it was 💀

[elder hare]

cause the story is interesting at least

[green beacon]

honk mimimi

[jaunty path]

Psychopomp is the most walking sim I've done

[orchid skiff]

What is the meaning of love

[green beacon]

I played abzu and it was the most 4/10 experience ever

[jaunty path]

My nuts

[elder hare]

reinstalling Darktide in the hopes that it changed

[solemn lantern]

yall forgetting the KING of walking sims

We Happy Few

[green beacon]

at least it was only 2 hours long 🙏 🙏 🙏

[elder merlin]

It would save us all alot of time

[arctic escarp]

thats why I watch a 4+ hour long video telling the entire story of Death Stranding

less the effort, all the investment

[orchid skiff]

Love is abusive relationships?

[green beacon]

so true and based

[thick coyote]

It's complicated

But it's like

[elder merlin]

Honestly, at this point, the only updates i'd even care about at this point are a beastman class update or abunch of ogryn weapons update, preferably gauntlets

[thick coyote]

Only 3 missions in and you get a bike

[sleek harness]

Veteran getting Glass Sword

[green beacon]

"you tip over sometimes that's the game"

[strong venture]

do the servers still suck ass?

[sleek harness]

Best update ever

[solemn lantern]

still holding out hope for a tech adept or a ratling

[elder hare]

im hoping a new enemy faction at some point with added weapons to all classes

[thick coyote]

And because players littered the area with generator the bike is pretty much infinite

[sleek harness]

Depends on region

Duh

[green beacon]

is the sky blue

[remote jackal]

They suck ever so slightly less ass.

[thick coyote]

Unless you have to climb a mountain

[elder merlin]

Im sure we'll get a tech adept before a beastman or any other class

[strong venture]

Canada

[sleek harness]

Why do you want beastmans

[elder hare]

They mentioned in one of the interviews that the only classes being brought in have to have a codex

sooo prolly no beastmen sadly

[solemn lantern]

i think they should add beastmen as a race and not a class. I wanna see angry cadians with cat ears

[green beacon]

which is why they need to bring in the space marines and powercreep ogryn

[thick coyote]

More like never because it's an easy game

[sleek harness]

Dude

[thick coyote]

[strong venture]

they should add like, a really ugly cat face.

[low hemlock]

ratling out the question cause FatShark stat it’s to different like puttin Bardin up against a giant enemy like the bosses

so the only two possible new classes are:

Sisters of Battle
or
Tech-Adepts

[strong venture]

like maxing the sliders in DD2

[low hemlock]

[sleek harness]

Ogryn

[remote jackal]

No 40k media has ever shown felinids. You aint getting no cat waifus lil bro 🙏

[solemn lantern]

a hyper realistic :3 face

[elder hare]

The only cat people we're getting are skins for the cybermastiff

[solemn lantern]

You misunderstand good sir. I want no waifus. I want depressed elderly catMEN facing horrors beyong their comprehension

[low hemlock]

me knew it‼️ I knew the Rat-Man waz nothin but trouble‼️

🐀

[arctic escarp]

someone said look like choking on an invisible cock

[blissful kiln]

general chatter dirty minds

smh mh

[low hemlock]

thats not dirty saltz

could’ve been worse

[little marten]

😼

[strong venture]

barely scratched the surface

[orchid skiff]

Lord forgive them for they know not what they do

[arctic escarp]

Im gonna use this sticker from now on

[sleek harness]

It's a Zealot chatter

Not one of us

[arctic escarp]

thank you veteran of the gachi wars

[little marten]

When I take the mantle of CM I’ll make sure all of you pay

[green beacon]

holy sigmar ravage this blessed body 🙏 🙏

[thick coyote]

In this economy?

[little marten]

Especially 😼

[little marten]

You first

[thick coyote]

[strong venture]

could you ask the devs to get more wheels for the server before you shoot us?

[low hemlock]

if so, can u PLEASE tell FatShark to make the “premium” shop have every cosmetic available to buy‼️

[strong venture]

so true

FOMO is so cool

[little marten]

Bold of you to assume FatShark has any control over the premium shop

[low hemlock]

they do

GamesWorkshop approves it

[sleek harness]

Not knowing what cosmetics will come later makes you want to buy even more the cosmetics that are about to leave

[little marten]

GW approved the third party outsource contents FatShark is most likely the middleman

[tacit geode]

I can increase the rotation to 3 weeks

[amber delta]

If I was Gee Doubleyou I would immediately approve catgirls

[sleek harness]

Make it 1 month

[low hemlock]

they already doing that pal

[little marten]

The mtx strategy is either Tencents control or they really are tone deaf

[strong venture]

i honestly think its the latter since some other tencent owned games dont have terrible FOMO

[lilac crag]

NG should be CM so he can drop his awesome as fuck philosophy every news drop

[low hemlock]

knowing fatshark…..tone deaf is the only correct answer

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxx_fadAoMQ&list=RDDxx_fadAoMQ&start_radio=1

[little marten]

🧏‍♂️

[somber stream]

Hymns to talk shit about FS

[solemn lantern]

Whoever is in charge of making the pets of FS blog should be in charge

[strong venture]

maybe...

[somber stream]

Wasnt that the new guy

[elder hare]

who knows

[trail bolt]

I got a new mechanical keyboard hehe

[fading otter]

I just can’t see them going from one of the most consumer friendly cosmetic systems with zero FOMO like they had in VT2 to this slop with zero outside influence

[strong venture]

i got a whole new rig like 2 weeks ago

[trail bolt]

Based, what specs?

[strong venture]

dont forget the times they actually gave away some of those premium cosmetics

and what'd they do with all that good will?

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-soiled-it-soiled-gif-5073187

[low hemlock]

that’s what I mean, Fatshark is the ONLY gaming company that somehow got worse Fomo than

Blizzard’s Overwatch Lootboxes….make that make sense

[strong venture]

Intel I714900 (i think) Nvidia 5070, 64 gigs of ram, 2TB SSD and i got a 4TB hard drive on the way

[low hemlock]

🙏 💀

[trail bolt]

Based

[strong venture]

went from shitty gaming laptop to godhood. i can actually see framerates higher than 40

[solemn lantern]

Holy shit

I’m still stuck on a 2060

[somber stream]

I got a wooden Keyboard arm rest the other day, real game changer

[little marten]

I’ll CM for free tbh, not like shitposting here all day every day has impacted my actual employment

Can’t be that hard to tell a gaggle of nerds to wait for next week every 4 months can it

[low hemlock]

u got my vote

[somber stream]

+1 vote

[strong venture]

Nurgle for CM

[solemn lantern]

And you can’t be worse than that one HD2 CM

[lilac crag]

[elder hare]

No dont promote Nurgle cause then as CM he'd be under contract to not post anymore

[lilac crag]

"worse"?

[arctic escarp]

you should deflect all weapon complaints as this aint CoD

[jaunty path]

Whats cm

[somber stream]

CM actually get paid, mind

[solemn lantern]

Community manager

[somber stream]

An official position as well

[strong venture]

i had an irationally angry response to this

like PTSD

[elder merlin]

But is the money even good?

[little marten]

Absolute power absolutely corrupts

[solemn lantern]

stares at bright pink revolver

[lilac crag]

I believed we understood the CM we had before and during the ps5 scandal was actually helpful to our cause in restoring the game to its state

[somber stream]

If he live in Sweden, sure

If remote, eehhhh

[low hemlock]

“With great power, comes great responsibility” - Green Goblin

[little marten]

FatShark CM’s are actually cool tbf

[solemn lantern]

Who’s the guy that told us just to shut up and get a PSN account?

[strong venture]

save for the one, yeah they're all cool

[elder merlin]

Now if only fatshark itself was cool

[strong venture]

Sony Sleeper agent

[drowsy lynx]

Ssh you're gonna disqualify yourself

[lilac crag]

that was not the CM, although I remember that. what the CM told us was to vote with our wallets and stop playing the game if we disagree with what was happening, which birthed the review bombing and soon turn-around

[solemn lantern]

Ah fair enough

[lilac crag]

I don't remember the twat that said the psn account thing though.

[little marten]

dies

[low hemlock]

yea the PSN account requirement completely butchered Helldivers 2 success momentum

thx Sony another W

[drowsy lynx]

In all seriousness you seem cool and wouldn't mind seeing you as a cm

[strong venture]

then the Xbox release came round

[little marten]

Sony is basically arasaka tbf, if they sent Adam smasher to the garage arrowhead were working at pre-big money, they’d probably ask us all to get psn accounts

[drowsy lynx]

As long as we can hassle you for updates

[strong venture]

and then the rupture strain came round...

[somber stream]

If it wasn't for that, AH would've done it themselves regardless

[lilac crag]

TO BE FAIR their balancing team had the motherfucking Hello Neighbor 2 Balance Dev who was notorious for nerfing tools/paths that were commonly loved/used by players
that cascaded into the 60 day buff plans

moral of the story, do not let HN2 devs balance your bloody game

[little marten]

He interviewed well 💀

[low hemlock]

oh yeah the weapon nerfs, that too

[strong venture]

no fuckin way they actually had a Hellow Neighbor dev in a SHOOTER GAME

that sounds like they lied real well on a resume

[lilac crag]

he got demoted after the psn scandal, thank goodness

[little marten]

Ask yourself, do you actually say hello to your neighbours

So unrealistic

[strong venture]

im on the darktide discor server

[solemn lantern]

How long do you guys think YanDev would last in Sony or somewhere else like Ubisoft

[strong venture]

need i say more

[strong venture]

a week.. maybe 2

[lilac crag]

bad publicity would get him shot in the back of a shed within a week

he's far too negatively known

[solemn lantern]

What if it was a stealth hire tho?

[strong venture]

Real question, how would Pirate software fair in a company his dad didn't work for?

[lilac crag]

just look at heartbound lmao

[lilac crag]

stealth hire? hm

[strong venture]

his if/else could block out the sun

[lilac crag]

he would probably butt heads with a coder because he does not like his code critiqued or improved...

[low hemlock]

i mean purate software already made silly bad publicity to get his own game hit with hate in the crossfire

so maybe not very good

[solemn lantern]

Or because he spends his entire shift reading every email he gets

[lilac crag]

oh my days man

who unironically takes 6 hours of the day to read emails

he is not functional,

[strong venture]

coder who isnt in HR or the front desk reading emails all day

[orchid skiff]

Not me tho

[low hemlock]

if u gonna talk shit on the internet

may e don’t do it when u are makin hell promoting a video game dog

[solemn lantern]

That actually makes me laugh a bit tho. If I emailed him the entire script of Shrek the 3rd, would he angrily read the entire thing?

[lilac crag]

if you roped him hard enough into it yes

have it be a business proposition upfront and then put the entire Shrek script at the bottom

[strong venture]

"Shrek 5 leaked script stole your story, YanDev, you need to find it"

[honest hemlock]

https://youtu.be/0NQhVKknEWM?si=GEngyOpT72N8j19X

[lilac crag]

" I've hidden crucial code for your game's FPS improvement in one of the Shrek 3 dialogue scenes, Yandev. "

" read them. "

[strong venture]

he wouldnt read it then

[lilac crag]

yup

[strong venture]

"There's an encoded message in the script for (idk something anime)"

[solemn lantern]

Ok real question time

If YanDev and PirateSoftware codeveloped a game, what would it be about/what type of game would it be?

[strong venture]

some kinda anime undertale clone

but in Unity

[elder hare]

It'd prolly be an isekai interactable novel based on highschoolers, except instead of isekai-ing into it, you isekai out as soon as the police find out

with a back-end script to compile user data

[tired inlet]

gross

[jaunty path]

Yandev doesn't take criticism

There was a time a studio actually made his game optimized

Until he fucking undid it for some reason

Ah I remember when yan sim ban speedruns were a thing

[remote jackal]

"If I can't have it my way, no one can!" ahh developer

[jaunty path]

He is a man child yeah.

[elder merlin]

Bongo

[jaunty path]

Does anyone know about the tooth brush

[blissful kiln]

bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the Congo oh no no no no no

[elder merlin]

I used it to clean the floor tiles

[remote jackal]

Why do I get the feeling that being an ahole isn't this guy's worst qualities and I don't even know who Yandev is.

[jaunty path]

He has a history for sure

[elder merlin]

Motherfucker got a name from star wars

[remote jackal]

Like ChrisChan type of lore?

[jaunty path]

Remember The Chalice meme?

[elder merlin]

Chalice meme?

[jaunty path]

Not that bad nah. Just a long history of having an over inflated ego

He likes zero suit samus

[lilac crag]

tiny build. the Hello neighbor devs.

[remote jackal]

At least he didn't groom anyone. Good to know that he was just an ahole.

Could been far worse

[jaunty path]

Actually.

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[jaunty path]

Pretty sure he may have. I should check my sources before implying so but I'm mostly positive

He has an opinion as well.

[remote jackal]

From that emoji I'm guessing that he has on opinions, on loli and shota or something like that.

Sounds like it would honestly fit him.

[elder merlin]

Take a break from the internet, @jaunty path

[jaunty path]

Oh yeah he does but I just checked. The grooming thing is true yeah

[remote jackal]

I don't know why I even expected better in the first place.

[jaunty path]

Wifi bad this may come late sorry

Why is my wifi bad

[remote jackal]

It's prob Yandev in your walls, biting down on your cables and router like a rodent to silence you xD

[jaunty path]

True but why do you say so

[jolly zenith]

what is the shop delayed?

why*

[upper citrus]

new to fatshark?

here we ask why is the stuff working the way is supposed to

[remote jackal]

Saltzpyre still existing in the big 41st millenium 🥀

[upper citrus]

the soul is willing, the flesh just requires binding

[jolly zenith]

it's this week correct?

[upper citrus]

nah youre trippin

[timber marten]

5 days till the update and no details, wtf?

[upper citrus]

you new here?

[timber marten]

what is it to you?

[upper citrus]

nothing

[remote jackal]

Cmon, FatShark will have to tell us in a blog what the update is eventually. It will definitely be before it releases. SO right now we got a 1/5 chance that today we'll get that blog. Tommorrow it's 1/4 so get ready.

[upper citrus]

the next blog is about their shoes

[remote jackal]

[upper citrus]

theres still time to delete that, we'll pretend it never happened

[timber marten]

delete what

[upper citrus]

idk what youre talking about

[lilac crag]

[swift prawn]

How come there arent new cosmetics this week

[timber marten]

neither do i

[remote jackal]

No proof? No matter. Innocence proves nothing.

[remote jackal]

Cosmetics run on a cycle?

[timber marten]

3 weeks i think

im tired of low effort recolors

[swift prawn]

2 weeks

[upper citrus]

2 weeks

[timber marten]

worst part is when the recolor is better than the one I already have

[upper citrus]

classic

[remote jackal]

We gotta riot, become the Darktide

[swift prawn]

Im still looking for a good zealot armor, that class has negative drip

[upper citrus]

nah bro youre trippin, drip is def there

you just dont have it

[timber marten]

The good stuff is only rereleased rarely, to make you waste your money on the recolors

[upper citrus]

the good stuff gets rereleased frequently, since is what sells

[remote jackal]

Drip exist. Everyone agrees. Anyone who doesn't was a heretic and had to be executed.

[tired inlet]

I mean there's some armored I'm glad have a blue version or a black version or a red version, etc.

[timber marten]

Maybe it's just about taste, I don't like 90% of the items

[upper citrus]

is def about taste

[tired inlet]

would I prefer "warhammer dyes"?

[upper citrus]

my zealot has good shit

[tired inlet]

absolutely

but it's okay

[remote jackal]

What doe he/she have?

[timber marten]

Colors and armor models should be seperate, buying a recolor should cost much less, since you already have the base model

[tired inlet]

Like, one of my favorite things in making new talent specifications is making a new uniform for that talent specification, so each slot has it's own look with its own loadout set

[upper citrus]

drip

[upper citrus]

i love the rogue trader stuff

[tired inlet]

when i jump in that quickplay lobby, I'm gonna look good; cuz if I look good, I play good. if I play good, I get paid good.

[upper citrus]

and the inquisitors

[remote jackal]

Inquisitor, loving his fellow Inquisitors... Is there anything we need to know Saltzpyre?

[upper citrus]

my inquisitor be looking drippy af

[fierce cave]

IM DYING

AAAAHHH

[timber marten]

why

[upper citrus]

[remote jackal]

Pray to the Emperor to save you.

[orchid skiff]

Finally

[fierce cave]

Emperor does not help

[upper citrus]

heretic

[fierce cave]

With season change illnes

[remote jackal]

HERETIC!!!

[tired inlet]

#darktide-driptide message

[upper citrus]

ban him

[little marten]

Wow busy trains today!

[remote jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-low-tier-god-gif-7063766479042034257

Mods turn him into a servitor, thank you

[upper citrus]

a servitor is being merciful

[fierce cave]

Help me

[little marten]

What’s the problem community member

[fierce cave]

[remote jackal]

Spare no pity for the Heretic, lest you don't risk becoming one yourself

[fierce cave]

Illness

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin @ripe tangle

Helldivers 2

[fierce cave]

And me

[fierce cave]

I will be joining mistah rat

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else like to curse

[fierce cave]

[sleek harness]

Sorry pal we uh

Gor someone already

[tired inlet]

I used to be a Sailor for 8 years, does that count?

[fierce cave]

Who tf

[sleek harness]

Someone who isn't a spaghetti

[fierce cave]

Fuk you

[fierce cave]

No helldivers 2 today then

I'm so lonely

(Mr lonley)

Ain't got nobody

(nobody)

[jaunty path]

I shat a turd the size of a mountain

[little marten]

What illness you got

[jaunty path]

I can't walk

[jaunty path]

Giantass shitting disease

[little marten]

Try flying

[elder merlin]

What

[fierce cave]

Play with me

Not him

[upper citrus]

hi rat

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

Nobody is on

[elder merlin]

Cant we all play together? @sleek harness

@fierce cave

[fierce cave]

Apparently there's a 4th

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[elder merlin]

Interrupting me while im dueling

[upper citrus]

hi rat

[sleek harness]

Hello Saltzpyre

[elder merlin]

Who even is in besides you and Nicolaus?

[fierce cave]

Me

[sleek harness]

If Sister joins

[elder merlin]

Isnt Lucia working?

[arctic escarp]

seasonal affective disorder?

[ocean widget]

Use a brick

[fierce cave]

Thatd be i

[arctic escarp]

also wow I should be asleep at this hour 💀

[sleek harness]

She did said she would join us

[fierce cave]

It's 6pm

[arctic escarp]

oof sorry to hear about that 🫂

[fierce cave]

For me

[arctic escarp]

you try getting LED lights to help alleviate it?

[elder merlin]

Today?

[fierce cave]

I'm dying

It don't help

[sleek harness]

Yeah

[fierce cave]

Not even mouth to mouth

[tired inlet]

noodle to noodle

[elder merlin]

Lets just start @sleek harness

Where is Nicolaus

[fierce cave]

[sleek harness]

Offline

Lets just play then

[jaunty path]

Paul didn't respond to what I say..

[upper citrus]

i love paul

[round mica]

is the slop rotation out

[fierce cave]

John fatcock

Is the cock long?

[tired compass]

delayed til tuesday

[fierce cave]

Or just thick?

[round mica]

typical fatshark style

[jaunty path]

It's small and tiny

[arctic escarp]

well if talking here helps a bit then theres that at least

[fierce cave]

[tired steeple]

Hello

[arctic escarp]

hey magos

[arctic escarp]

oh gosh why is it so humid tonight 💀

I HATE THE TROPICS

[tired steeple]

Hey I know where that image is from

I was following that on the subreddit

I think it finished a few days ago

[arctic escarp]

yeah

Ive been following it too for the entire daily uploads

[fierce cave]

[orchid skiff]

Don't give me that malarkey

[arctic escarp]

too late

[elder merlin]

[remote jackal]

Still no news of the new update. Man, Kitefin leaving FatShark really threw their communication into disarray.

[tired steeple]

I wish we had gif perms I wanna post hornet doing transgender mode

[remote jackal]

Hornet doing what?

[tired steeple]

When she puffs up I call it transgender mode

Cause she transforms from normal to puff

Trans women are known for being able to double jump

So it’s like that

[remote jackal]

Trans woman can do WHAT

[elder hare]

i am more confused than when you started

[tired steeple]

Okay if you want context

The joke comes from the game Celeste

Which is weird cause you can’t actually double jump in that game

But the main character is trans so people say trans women can double jump

[remote jackal]

I think I need to become a woman. Imagine how many pizzas I can steal with that sweet double jump.

[thick coyote]

Brazilians are known for double jumping
Does that mean if we combine both they can quadruple jump?

[tired steeple]

Yeah

[thick coyote]

[tired steeple]

So what Madeline actually does in Celeste is air dash, which I’m sure everyone’s familiar with

I guess something got lost like a game of telephone

And people say double jump

[remote jackal]

A male Brazilian gotta take one for the team and transition. We need to experiment with this power!

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BpakGQ8Qkjg

[formal mortar]

What if I can air dash and double jump but aren't trans?

[orchid skiff]

i need to transition

[green beacon]

are you Japanese

[formal mortar]

No

[tired inlet]

are you Samus Aran, Bounty Hunter of the Chozo?

[formal mortar]

No

[tired inlet]

Hmm.. out of ideas then

[formal mortar]

Ok

[orchid skiff]

chorizo hunter

[tired inlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppp0ND6gkS8

[vagrant burrow]

There should be a preview for the next patch today right?

[elder merlin]

[thick fog]

never

there was never an update, there was never a darktide

keep playing vermintide 2

We are in 2018

[thick coyote]

Always bet on nothing anyways

[orchid skiff]

covid ? war ? wtf are you talking about we need to destroy this bell

[sleek harness]

Paul you crashed?

[tired steeple]

Oh god 2018

I need to deal with deep fried memes

Not again

Don’t take me back

[formal mortar]

I don't wanna go back to 2018

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[formal mortar]

But I don't wanna be in 2025 either

[elder merlin]

You comin back? Where you go? @fierce cave

[fierce cave]

Illness

Murder

[elder merlin]

Damn

[orchid skiff]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQF_qB0eADg

[tired inlet]

Unchained Sienna my beloved Estalian Dancer

[orchid skiff]

until a few months ago I'd never played unchained

with scythe it's fun

[tired inlet]

scythe, mace, flail, firesword; it rules.

[tired steeple]

now what do I feel like doing

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/arona-cute-dancing-girl-gif-3693226854613618139

[tired steeple]

EWWWWW BLUE ARCHIVE

PEPPER SPRAYYY

[orchid skiff]

wtf is a blue archive

[tired steeple]

shitty mobile game

that's the most I can say about it

[astral terrace]

Please dev blog...

[little marten]

Don’t you guys have phones

Delayed blog to release on Friday before the weekend so they can ride out the blow of it being a tiny update?!?!?!

[orchid skiff]

im riding it

[astral terrace]

💀

[little marten]

purrs

[orchid skiff]

I struggle to imagine the man in the picture purring

Would you, really ?

[little marten]

Only while curled up around your legs

[orchid skiff]

Have you ever purred with your life on the line ?

[little marten]

Once or twice

[jaunty path]

You can't tell me you don't know what blue archive is dawg

[little marten]

I’ve taken to growling lately, I spooked a poor lady today trying to pass me on the street because I growled taking my headphones out my pocket and she thought I was growling at her getting past

[jaunty path]

Literally one of he leading gacha slop games

[orchid skiff]

I just know it as "that pedo thing" I'm ready to learn more

[elder merlin]

You crash? @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

Game froze and I disconnected

[elder merlin]

[orchid skiff]

I made it pretty clear gacha is not my interest

[jaunty path]

Gacha slop. Idk either

[orchid skiff]

Normalize running at women on all fours when it's dark outside

[sleek harness]

Paul I think bots are freezing my game on high difficulty

@elder merlin

[elder merlin]

[shy sandal]

No, but i know Blue period. Pretty good series

[fading otter]

Did you get a Series S? I tried to warn

[sleek harness]

Relax

Thats only on the bots

[proud scarab]

Hello guys do we know when we will have news about what comming in the next update 23 sept.?

[jaunty path]

Speculation

[fading otter]

Just the most well designed and fun to fight of the 3

[ripe tangle]

Always remember, there are no such things as Alien Worlds

only Human Worlds that call for Liberation.

[sleek harness]

SISTER

You forgot

[ripe tangle]

I passed out

[sleek harness]

Huh

[ripe tangle]

and now I’m running errands

[grim spoke]

hoooonk shoooo

[nocturne bloom]

Only gacha I really play anymore is nikke

For, reasons

[orchid skiff]

Has anyone played https://store.steampowered.com/app/2071280/Ravenswatch/

is it good

[south jetty]

i need the original image for this sticker so bad

Wait. I can just steal stickers

[ripe tangle]

The Emperor Protects.

[south jetty]

Yeah protects heretics

gottem

[grim spoke]

ur the 4th person to steal this

damn everyone wanna be me so bad,,

[tired steeple]

did you make this image

[south jetty]

No I just like gauche imagery like this

[grim spoke]

nope

[formal mortar]

Image reminds me of MySpace and Walmart tshirts

[stark bobcat]

Can I steal too

[elder merlin]

Its fun with friends

[stark bobcat]

Steal tuah

[elder merlin]

Like most games of that type

[grim spoke]

even ainz wanna be me

[grim spoke]

grap TUAH

[stark bobcat]

That's the catchphrase

[grim spoke]

but sure

[solemn lantern]

Steal Utah

[stark bobcat]

Imagine a vanguard shouting that as he grapples

Tuah where?

[thick coyote]

Assault flying in the air

Hawk tuah angel

[tired steeple]

you guys need to stop or I'm gonna cry really hard

[south jetty]

Dog kibble is meat cereal

[elder hare]

coffee is bean tea

[south jetty]

tea? leaf water

[weak beacon]

Blood is for the blood god

[silk gull]

omg

[fluid mantle]

Shop didn't switch over.

[south jetty]

kidney stones for the throne

[thick coyote]

Possibly due to update next week

[tired steeple]

I havce a question

so like

video games give you a 3d model but you're only a pair of hands

other players can see your model, and you have a third person mode in some games

but in first person, your model is only a pair of hands

how come other players looking at you see a model, bug when you use a debug camera or something, you just see hands and maybe a head

[jaunty path]

That's some game designer shit

[tired steeple]

yeah it's just the only thing I've ever questioned

about that stuff

[jaunty path]

Real answer, Archaic magic. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

[stuck wasp]

Player models are client sided

Debug camera move your 1st person camera, but for example if you use the 3rd person models you can switch to the 3rd person model

[tired steeple]

swag thanks

I could understand in uhh what's it called

resident evil 8

in first person you're just hands and in third person you're fully modelled cause they just turn off the model once you're in first person

but the client side thing makes sense for pvp shooters

[little marten]

MY CLIENT REQUESTS SOME SPACE

[elder hare]

Some games, notably ones with shadows and polytextiles, give you a very....basic rig with a skeleton and a general shape but you're not really given the fine details like in 3rd person

Its why sometimes, some games that force 1st person and worked around with 3rd person modules look really wonky hahaha

[wooden creek]

Easier to make firstperson animations that do exactly what you want them to do if all you have is a viewmodel with arms. You can play with perspective in a way that you can't really do if you're using full models that you put a camera inside

[misty trench]

so cool, so in vogue

[inner nimbus]

woah no way purple francis

[orchid skiff]

a friend is trying to invite me to his steam family but we're in different countries so steam refuses, any idea how to bypass that ?

[formal mortar]

You have to change your steam store to the other country and make a purchase using that country's store. Don't remember if you need to VPN to that as well

There isn't really a bypass tbh

Also they can still disallow it based on your account activity, and they have year long cooldown periods for some of the family account things

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you have to show proof that your his family by blood

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get married

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you cant

thats one thing i defo dont like about steams location shit

[nocturne bloom]

Th is a steam family

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lets you play peoples games

for example say im in a steam family with someone who owns balatro but i dont own balatro

i can play balatro due to being in that persons steam family

"Steam Families allow up to six family members (a mix of adults and children) to share a pooled library of games, with each member maintaining their own saves, achievements, and progress. A family member can play a game from the shared pool even while another family member is playing a different game. Adults manage the family, including inviting members, setting parental controls for children, and authorizing access to games."

steam however doesnt believe family members can be in different countries

[nocturne bloom]

Eh

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It's for immediate family that is in the same household

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Feel like if there's a game I want that bad id rather buy it but ig its cool for anything unavailable now