general-chat

[formal mortar]

Should I eat taco pizza, or should I eat chicken....

[arctic escarp]

eeh the brits are fine

[fierce cave]

All

Eat all

[formal mortar]

No

[fierce cave]

Chicken taco pizza

[formal mortar]

Have to save some for later, because gf works and has to take some for lunch

[fierce cave]

Eat taco

Save chicken and pizza

[formal mortar]

....?

It's a taco pizza... or chicken

[formal mortar]

Not taco or pizza

[fierce cave]

Eat pizza

[somber stream]

..Taco pizza?

[somber stream]

American?

[fierce cave]

Most likely

[formal mortar]

Yeah american

[elder merlin]

[fierce cave]

What's your opinion on the current economy

[somber stream]

Have chicken, Pizza tend to boost morale

[somber stream]

No matter how ... wrong it is

[elder merlin]

Money

[fierce cave]

Make no money everything cost money

[formal mortar]

This is a taco pizza https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cc3mXaMu0w

[fierce cave]

I am not clicking on that

[formal mortar]

It tastes good

[somber stream]

Mama mia

[formal mortar]

If you get a chance to eat one I'd say go for it

[halcyon glen]

We are the dogs

It hit me today

[ocean widget]

Jfc discord

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt2empUOJfU&list=RDRt2empUOJfU&start_radio=1

[ocean widget]

How was ea wyll

[somber stream]

Hymns core when

[halcyon glen]

We are the new boys

[formal mortar]

Honestly? I think I preferred the EA version of Wyll more

[arctic escarp]

never made it as a wise man..

[formal mortar]

Old Wyll was someone that you couldn't entirely trust what he said, and he had a big ego

And he had more personality

[ocean widget]

If only larian didnt shit the bed with wyll

[formal mortar]

From what I heard was that some people were complaining about Wyll in EA

[ocean widget]

Yeah people didnt like wyll in EA
Despite getting only a single act of the character

[formal mortar]

So ya know, loudest voices may not be the majority, but those are the ones that show

[ocean widget]

Same fuckers who liked AA probably

[formal mortar]

Now Wyll sadly has about as much personality as his dancing

[halcyon glen]

Sue the virgin on your stone

[formal mortar]

Which is still more than that person from Twilight

[halcyon glen]

For your grave

[formal mortar]

But only barely

[ocean widget]

The fact larian can change tavs facial expression when being a victim of abuse but cant make wyll have the story he had in EA is wack as fuck

[formal mortar]

Hmm...

[halcyon glen]

Sue, goodbye

[formal mortar]

I mean Wyll got changed a lot right before release

Timing issue with making his changes

Honestly with how he came out after that I'm not going to complain about their work

Just a bad decision to make the change imo

I need to get some sleep, have to repair the car tomorrow

Have fun all

[ocean widget]

Have fun

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

I’m such a fool right from the start

[ocean widget]

I sure fuckin will when his only use is getting a shitty rapier

[somber stream]

One of my favourite way of learning a new language, is to brainwash yourself with said language podcast 8 hours a day

J'aime le fromage et le vin

[halcyon glen]

Ride the train I’m far from home

[loud lance]

What is the auric mission board?

[wooden creek]

The highest difficulty on the mission board

after damnation

[loud lance]

So what is heresy threat on the auric mission board

[wooden creek]

That was before the battle for tertium update

[loud lance]

Ahh, so when it says that, does it just mean auric difficulty now then?

[wooden creek]

Pretty much, auric now always uses the damnation HP values along with its own auric difficulty tweaks

Previously it had its own mission board where you could get auric heresy missions

[loud lance]

Mainly been playing heresy, probably should try a damnation game or two

[wooden creek]

I think we still have the auric heresy penances? Maybe? If we still have them you'll get them by playing the auric missions anyway

[loud lance]

Yeah, penances is where I saw it

[obtuse oak]

you'll find most of the longterm good players in auric or auric maelstrom so the quality of your teammates will go up if you climb the difficulties too

[loud lance]

Leveling up weapon mastery currently a fair bit though, at least in heresy I don't feel like having a weapon I suck with is too much of a hinderance to the team

[amber delta]

[wooden creek]

Fatshark Moment™

Fastest way to level weapon mastery is to sacrifice weapons of the same family (and of at least green rarity) to Hadron

[loud lance]

True, I have also been trying them out though

Think I like the bully club the most as ogryn so far

[nocturne flicker]

which one?

[loud lance]

mk3 b I think, not tried them all extensively enough though

and then as secondary, the bayonet with a gun attached

[nocturne flicker]

yeah everyone seems to be using it. lmb spam meta and all that

[nocturne flicker]

ripper gun?

[loud lance]

yep

[nocturne flicker]

i used to use mk i bully club a bit bc i liked its moveset, but i swapped to karsolas pickaxe the moment it dropped. i'm autistic as hell for two-handed weapons

man this chat's dead

fatshark release the news 😈

pls 🙏

[wooden creek]

Action is coming

[nocturne flicker]

once you get a chonky supply of mats (ordo dockets, plasteel, diamantine) you'll be able to just buy up weapons to sacrifice them for mastery xp by the butt load like i do. btw if you didn't know, don't sacrifice weapons to a different weapon family. weapons from the same family provide WAYYYY more mastery xp when you sacrifice them. e.g. don't sacrifice a duelling sword for power sword mastery, etc

[loud lance]

Yeah I found that out recently

[halcyon pebble]

damnation give better rewards

[nocturne flicker]

tonight possibly even. got another one of those private CM posts (always signals dev blogs within a week) about 15-16 hours ago, and today-tomorrow is prime time for fatshark news drops before next monday. i doubt they'll make us wait until the day before the update for all the news

[halcyon pebble]

1.1K plasteel max permission

[nocturne flicker]

i just finished explaining it to my friend 😂

[amber delta]

how Hadron looks at me when I bring her legendary emperor's gift artifact and tell her to strip it for parts (I need to unlock terrifying barrage IV that I will never use)

[white vale]

I highly recommend Auric, tearing your fun and victory from the jaws of defeat changes you irreversibly

[little marten]

TODAY

[mental igloo]

[somber stream]

19 minutes

[little marten]

Looks like we’re getting a new buggy mech this weekend

[nocturne flicker]

huh?

[mental igloo]

Can only hope

[little marten]

Helldivers

[nocturne flicker]

yeah ik but what do you mean a new mech? i saw smth about an old emancipator mech factory repurposing "first galactic war munitions for orbital weaponry" or something to that effect. not verbatim

suuurely we get a laser mech called the cyclops

or smth

[somber stream]

What

[little marten]

I guess the thought process is liberating the mech factory will get us a new mech

I’d prefer a new orbital tbh but I’m sadly not the blob.. not yet at least

[somber stream]

Shit what did i miss

Wait

"Valyria 5 is home to the original Emancipator Exosuit factory. Underground storage bunkers on the planet may still contain Exosuit parts.

The surface of Choepessa IV remains bestrewn with exploded and unexploded ordnance from the first Galactic War, which could be repurposed into Orbital munitions."

Okay so knowing AH

There is no "new" mech

More like Free Mech or Free Orb for X amount of time once the order is completed

...Unless?

[sleek harness]

In 5 weeks they will bring the Warrior Bug back

This means they leaked the bug update

Also I am talking about Helldivers 2 not Trashtide

[tacit geode]

No shop reset by the way

[bitter matrix]

How long until

[sleek harness]

26th

Update

[somber stream]

I'm disappointed that i didn't get to disappoint at the slop today

[sleek harness]

This month

[somber stream]

However it could also be delayed

[sleek harness]

What shop

[somber stream]

Sloptide

[sleek harness]

You died by Nurgle's 5 Beast of Nurgles at an Havoc

Didn't you?

[tacit geode]

23rd

[somber stream]

Next Tuesday

[sleek harness]

Better

[ashen prairie]

it's strrike day again in france

[ripe tangle]

@somber stream when can we dive?

[ripe tangle]

isn't that every day?

[ashen prairie]

no, today it's more violent

[ripe tangle]

oh

stay safe Dean

[ashen prairie]

I sent u the video in DM

from a friend

[somber stream]

Weekend Lucia

Still week day

[ripe tangle]

btw Licht

I got the drip

[somber stream]

Oh dang, the white one?

[ripe tangle]

yeah

full Truth Enforcer Officer drip

[somber stream]

Nice, pair it with the at ease emote for maximum aura dispersion

[ripe tangle]

I'll get that after I get the pistol

or maybe I should get that first?

idk

they're both on the list of next thing to get

[somber stream]

Peestol is very optional

It's been collecting dust for me since i got it

[halcyon glen]

Calling sister midnight

[ashen prairie]

[sleek harness]

Sister

Why are you on Helldivers 2

[somber stream]

Shes got Helldiverized

Democratized

[sleek harness]

So she isn't a Sister anymore?

Not neat

[somber stream]

I mean

You can serve Democracy while staying loyal to the throne

[sleek harness]

Did you saw what they did when a colony of humans tried to become communists and make too many demands about being separated from Super Earth?

Yeah the Automatons of the past

[somber stream]

Skaven

[ripe tangle]

What did I hear about Abominable Intelligence!?!

[somber stream]

The year is 212- something

What make you think the president isn't the Emperor himself

Uniting humanity

[ripe tangle]

mfw I can like more than one game or series :I

[somber stream]

:I

[sleek harness]

Because he died of old age and had been replaced with another president

[somber stream]

We've never seen the president too

[sleek harness]

We got news about the new president before the other new president died at by the Illuminates on Super Earth

And theres was like, a president voting

[somber stream]

Yeah it caused quite a stir back then

The president died, a new one popped up in the same day lmao

[ripe tangle]

afaik Super Earth has a President and it's lead by a combination of whoever the POSE is and something called the Democratic Council which I think is kind of like a Parliamentary House of some kind.

[sleek harness]

I mean, Super Earth didn't gave a shit about the Illuminates invading earth, politics were still working

That's what it matters

[ripe tangle]

but Super Earth also has a Senate and House of Representatives

[sleek harness]

Who said we didn't had it in space

[somber stream]

Last POSE died while in a bunker with the MoDs

Heavily guarded bunker

I'll leave that to interpretation

[amber delta]

DSS Eagle storm got him on accident

[sleek harness]

The Illuminates were smart and opened the bunker by pressing the two big buttons at the same time

[ripe tangle]

[amber delta]

fleshmobs just glitched through the walls

[somber stream]

put on tinfoil hat

[ripe tangle]

after the Battle for Super Earth, didn't SE swiftly gain a new standing POSE?

like, a regency standin

[somber stream]

The MOD is compromised, SE brass is full of Squid controlled drones

On the very same day yeah

[sleek harness]

He was able to leave the bunker but then out of no where a Seaf Soldier who had a napalm threw at him

[somber stream]

Almost as if it was planned

[amber delta]

invasion of SE was an inside job

[sleek harness]

IT WAS ALL ACTORS

[somber stream]

So 2 things came to mind
Either it's just business as usual, corpos pulling strings to replace the current POSE with their guy

Or Squid conspiracy theory

[ripe tangle]

Following Conspiracy Theories is a bit Undemocratic, be wary of the Ministry of Truth.

[little marten]

WHERES THE BLOG THEN

[ripe tangle]

They're everywhere.

[somber stream]

YEAH WHERE IS IT

[sleek harness]

Sadly on Reddit

Undemocratic Place

[somber stream]

Didn't you just became one

[ripe tangle]

Yes, as a matter of fact.

[somber stream]

Narc.

[sleek harness]

Sister you should play with me and @elder merlin today

[ripe tangle]

sure

[sleek harness]

Wait really?

That's surprising

[ripe tangle]

why is that surprising?

[somber stream]

Prepare for a lot of friendly fire

[sleek harness]

Nobody is ever playing with us on the middle of the weeks

[sleek harness]

@gilded socket

[ripe tangle]

I'm most avaliable in the middle of the week

[ripe tangle]

it's the weekend when I'm busy

[sleek harness]

Just like Paul then

WHY THE HELL YALL HAVE JOBS ON THE WEEKENDS THOUGH?

[timid schooner]

whats the leading theory for what the update is gonna be

[sleek harness]

New weapons

And more thingys for Mortis

[ripe tangle]

I work in the Libations Service Hospitality Business.

Fridays and Saturdays are the days we make the most money so it's when I'm least free to do shit

[tacit geode]

At least a new weapon

[sleek harness]

Veteran rework maybe

Because he got a weapon

[somber stream]

"Give me a drink, bartender"

[sleek harness]

Surely he will get a rework, right?

[ripe tangle]

throws ice at you

[sleek harness]

I saw what you deleted

[somber stream]

What was it? Pray tell

[sleek harness]

Wasn't paying attention

Watching video about Chinese Helldivers

[little marten]

Reddit?!?!

[tacit geode]

I'm thinking zealot gets it first

[ripe tangle]

I should get some sleeeeeeep

it's 4 in the morning

but I dont wanna go to sleeeeep yet

[sleek harness]

Then don't and drink coffee

[ripe tangle]

but I need to be somewhere

[somber stream]

Screen off

Grab a book

Warm milk with honey

You'll drift away in 5

[ripe tangle]

also

I like fighting Bugs and wish we had more non-hunanoid enemies

I like fighting aliens who aren’t humanoid, it makes fighting more inreresting.

plus the concept of human-like aliens kind of annoys me, like, I want aliens to feel more alien; does that make sense?

[ashen prairie]

bots

[ripe tangle]

bots are acceptable being humanoid or human like since they’re not really aliens

[ashen prairie]

I mean i prefer fight bots than bugs

They took off the armored bugs as well

[pulsar rain]

Makes perfect sense, it's hard to explain - but if you've ever played a Bethesda game and you kind of "feel" the difference between humanoids that can wear armour vs creatures that can't, you might just like the concept of fighting the creatures more.

[ashen prairie]

It's all in caves, even hunt showdown has a cave even now

[ripe tangle]

I also like fighting bots

[ripe tangle]

It’s a combination of the two

[somber stream]

There might be a 4th faction

Heavy emphasis on might

[ripe tangle]

what’ll the 4th faction be if they make one?

plasma beings from another dimension?

please let it be that, because it would be cool…

[ashen prairie]

CHAOSDIVERS

I'd love be able to play as one

[ripe tangle]

you already can

[somber stream]

4th would be something capable of manipulating the squids, so maybe

[ripe tangle]

just join randos and ruin their games

that’s being a chaos diver

[ashen prairie]

nah

I'm too nice for it

even on dbd i'm a nice killer

[somber stream]

Model citizen

[ripe tangle]

in my mind, I’m thinking something like the Unbidden/Abberent/Vehement from Stellaris

straight up, energy beings

from another reality, broken on through to our side

[somber stream]

Energy huh, upcoming Squid units might fill into that

I'm thinking something like "The shroud"

Space daemons

[timid schooner]

someone que up some damnation with me so i can get up to auric lol ive been avoiding playing arbite for this reason lol

[ripe tangle]

isn’t the Shroud where the Unbidden come from?

it’s been a while since I played Stellaris

[ashen prairie]

never played it

[timid schooner]

i just got off stellaris, great game

[somber stream]

Not really, they're like precursors

Think of C'tan and Necrons

[ripe tangle]

ah okay

[somber stream]

Had space beef

Upcoming DLC is more about shroud cult and its lore

Will get it myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwGUg_eVOQ

[ashen prairie]

oooh

[nocturne flicker]

it pays more in my country. i earn 48 dollars (1.5x), 64 (2x) dollars an hour on saturdays and sundays respectively. buuut they never put me on those shifts because the hospital only needs one cleaner on weekends and that's the 9-hour shift that i refuse to work again after i did nothing but those for a month straight lmao

[nocturne flicker]

the weird void worshipping dudes with whips, some are in flying chairs and shit

[somber stream]

Basically yeah

It's becoming more starcraft with each passing update

[crimson crane]

I wish we get to see more DT pets, who needs update and stuff when you can see such cuties ammaright

[nocturne flicker]

liver punch

[orchid skiff]

VulnerableDriver:WinNT/Winring0.G
Trojan
Affected items:
C:\WINDOWS\system32\Drivers\WinRing0x64.sys
I was on youtube when I received this threat notification could it be a false positive ? 🧐

Oh yeah it most likely got tripped by a Rainmeter's skin

[high oxide]

new trailer today?? 👀

[halcyon pebble]

New next week ™ today

[blissful kiln]

vet nerfs soon I can sniffa sniffa already

[orchid skiff]

maybe you're just smelling your own stink

[blissful kiln]

no

the shark is cooking

I believe

[ashen prairie]

smash

[orchid skiff]

windows defender is giving me another trojan threat

[untold abyss]

[inland mantle]

Skill issue

[orchid skiff]

no fucking way you're the first one i see with the foot avatar

[untold abyss]

Surprising

ive seen many

though some of my discord channels are unhinged, could be one reason

[orchid skiff]

yeah i'm a child of god

too clean for that

[untold abyss]

🫡

[orchid skiff]

the worst part about googling the possible trojan names is that the fucking nerds talking about it cannot stop themselves from insulting each others

[tacit geode]

Yeah baby long time coming vet nerfs hellllll yeaaahhh

[arctic escarp]

If you don't want this vulnerability on your system then just uninstall the program using it.

More modern software either include a program specific device driver, or they use InpOut, a far more limited driver than Winring0 for direct hardware access.```

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/microsoft-defender-antivirus-alert-vulnerabledriver-winnt-winring0-eb057830-d77b-41a2-9a34-015a5d203c42#id0ebd=windows_11 does this help?

[long sigil]

what is that text

[little marten]

TOO LONG

[orchid skiff]

yeah I made an exception for Documents\Rainmeter\Skins@Vault\Plugins, hopefully that works, ty

[amber delta]

kernel

[untold abyss]

im still on v234 no problems here

[orchid skiff]

In for a penny in for a pound. If I trust you to make my desktop pretty and not hurt me, it doesn't matter if you can give me a papercut or destroy my soul

[fluid moon]

cyberpunk when i somehow enter a wall and hit adam smasher with the force of 3 suns through said wall

[solid cloud]

no commodores vesture reset today guys?

[tacit geode]

Tuesday with the update probably

[pure apex]

le sigh

[amber delta]

when new arbites shopslop

[amber delta]

zamn

[wintry hemlock]

Is that a bug or glitch when sometimes dodges reset much slower than usual after you stop dodging?

[nocturne flicker]

likely a dev blog today or tomorrow

there's a private post from quickpaw on forums, i've said before on here but yk in case ppl haven't seen me say so

but private posts from CMs always signal an incoming dev blog

[mint gate]

They are gonna announce that new details are gonna come soon in another announcement at best

[little marten]

Darktide is COOKED no cap

[nocturne flicker]

the private post was published around 20 hours ago, most likely being edited and worked on as we speak.

private posts at the longest have taken a week to be made public

[nocturne flicker]

the update's coming next tuesday, leaving today, tomorrow and next monday for potential dev blog dates.

[lament plume]

No new cosmetic today?

[blissful kiln]

whales must suffer

[nocturne flicker]

fatshark doesn't TEND to leave blogs to the last day before an update but it has happened before. we'll prolly hear something today or tomorrow unless this update's SO small it all fits in one blog planned for monday, satan forbid

[obtuse oak]

probably saving the rotation for next week to coincide with the update

[nocturne flicker]

NOOO HOW CAN I GIGGLE TO MYSELF ABOUT HOW BAD THE SLOP IS IF THERE'S NO NEW SLOP NOOO

[blissful kiln]

giggles

[tacit geode]

In the end. The shark always wins.

[nocturne flicker]

i'll shrink its penor

[vagrant harbor]

Impossible

[mint gate]

The game was rigged from the start

[turbid pollen]

when will commodore reset gonna happen?

[stuck wasp]

Moved to next week,

For the update

[blissful kiln]

thanks joebama

[turbid pollen]

i hope they bring back krieg set

[nocturne flicker]

guys julia liked my post stalking quickpaws private posts on forums, news confirmed

😤

the house always wins but replace house with khorne dawg

[ripe tangle]

so for breakfast

I am having white rice and eggs

[tacit geode]

Or they're placating you before you do something scary

[ripe tangle]

and a bottle of water

[mint gate]

Average forum delver

[nocturne flicker]

👉👈

[amber delta]

if Fatshark gave you free reign to make one single change to Darktide, what would you change

[nocturne flicker]

i suggest make the eggs into an omelette if you have what you need. excellent with rice

[nocturne flicker]

get big bottle. big bottle of water best bottle

[orchid skiff]

improve character customization

[mint gate]

Rework the goddamn shop

[orchid skiff]

i'll create sanguinius

[ripe tangle]

I did that actually lol

[amber delta]

[nocturne flicker]

i'd suppose to remove the rejects trope and make us slightly higher up in ranking. like for vet i'd make vet a scions for example rather than an astra militarum NCO. that would give us access to cooler tech without making us space marines. idk it really depends

[little marten]

People actually buy hot chocolate velvetisers?

[ripe tangle]

people buy what?

[little marten]

Hot chocolate velvetisers

I’m guessing it’s a machine that makes them taste velvety

[ripe tangle]

I have no idea what a Velvetiser is

[nocturne flicker]

i mean... this is further down on the list for most in all honesty. ppl care about the slop shop, and i suppose bc it IS 40K fatshark could be doing so much more with it by giving it a catalogue instead of fomo rotations, and higher quality stuff more often would get them MASSIVE money farms

like legit all fatshark would need to do to make a buttload of money for very little effort is just make a visored kasrkin set that looks cool

[amber delta]

those are some cool ideas yall, personally I would add sex

[nocturne flicker]

this would fund their game BIG TIME with just one set of cosmetics

[little marten]

Still waiting since closed beta

[orchid skiff]

with sanguinius

[nocturne flicker]

aqshy once said there'll be jiggle physics rework in darktide. hopefully it comes with a buff to zola's ass size 😈

[blissful kiln]

no sex in the grim dark future

[orchid skiff]

nicolaus is back

[little marten]

Hehe boob butts

[orchid skiff]

he possessed veteran

[nocturne flicker]

i want fulgrim and sanguinius to make out while i'm sandwiched between those twunk gods' cheese-grating abs

[little marten]

The cracks on my phone screen seem to be getting worse, I fear how much longer I have with you all friends

[nocturne flicker]

use your PC

[little marten]

Light a candle for me when I’m gone

[nocturne flicker]

😈

[nocturne flicker]

🕯️ i'll keep mine here just in case it does happen

[orchid skiff]

You forgot to say no homo.

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-jim-smiling-sneaky-peaking-gif-21893020

^ this is my face rn

"forgot" yeah totally

sniff

[blissful kiln]

yes homo

[mint gate]

They are brothers 😨

[nocturne flicker]

don't care

[mint gate]

[orchid skiff]

🫦

[nocturne flicker]

🌒🫦🌘

... by the creator what've i done?

[amber delta]

[nocturne flicker]

🙌

what've these hands done?

[long sigil]

huh

still no news

[tacit geode]

A blog post is being made

So

Soon™

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. could be today, tomorrow, or next monday

heck we might get a dev blog for each of those three days if the update's got enough in it to warrant such a thing

i doubt it though

[tacit geode]

I highly doubt it

Overall content blog then like if there's a class rework a blog on that

[ocean widget]

[nocturne flicker]

this is more smth i'd expect for an end-of-year update though. like december stuff

[ocean widget]

We're getting one at most thats for damn sure

[nocturne flicker]

depends.

we'll just have to wait and see

[elder hare]

wishful thinking ;-;

[ocean widget]

I doubt we'd get a rework though this update

[nocturne flicker]

although this COULD be a good direction for the game if fatshark starts delivering smaller updates at a time but more frequently

... again i doubt it.

wishful thinking

[nocturne flicker]

like the update dropping in september gave me whiplash. i genuinely expected an october release

[little marten]

There’s still time for them to delay 💀

[nocturne flicker]

... nah surely not after the pet blog incident

[little marten]

Pet blog was a grade A titanium balls play

[nocturne flicker]

legitimately if they posted the launcher image for the upcoming update with that pet blog it would've gone over 10x better

ppl on forums would be posting their own pets and shit a lot more

but instead of doing the logical thing, fatshark pushed their luck and the pot finally boiled over

[ocean widget]

Jesus fuck discord

[tacit geode]

Don't really agree with "boiling over"

[nocturne flicker]

again this is due to ppl being sick of how bad fatshark's comms are since strawhat departed. a return to pre-strawhat comms. it's like withdrawal. but the "wahhh why are toxic gamers so mad about the devs posting their pets" was an annoying cover and free ammo for the ppl who jack fatshark off at every turn

[little marten]

Yeah, not that I truly think they’re insidious but I can see how easily that blog can be interpreted as trying to divide the community

[nocturne flicker]

oh no it's not about that for me it's just that a handful of people will see us getting fed up with fatshark being tone deaf as shit and just dismiss us as being "toxic pet haters" and shit

[halcyon glen]

Sorry little girl

Im sorry little girl

So so sorry little girl

[nocturne flicker]

bc i don't think fatshark did this with malicious intent ofc. hanlon's razor here

[nocturne flicker]

well what else would you call it? people finally had enough of fatshark's piss poor comms game after years and years of ts

[little marten]

Nah I can’t imagine they did, but maybe they should at least think about their comms schedule

[elder hare]

bro keep randomly typng things like this and you'll end up on a list

[nocturne flicker]

💀

[ocean widget]

Wishful thinking is hoping the blog contains "oi fuckers, have a sword" and nothing else

[tacit geode]

There's no mass protest noone is filled with rage there's... some annoyed people on the forum that'll forget in like 2 weeks

[elder hare]

honestly that'd be the most peak announcement ever

[halcyon glen]

Schindler list

[elder hare]

"we heard you fuckers so here, 'ave a sword"

[nocturne flicker]

those "annoyed people" are friends of mine who've been composed about this for YEARS

and the most reacted emoji to it on discord is the clown one. so it ain't just forums

[nocturne flicker]

and also there's no mass outrage about it bc within two days they dropped a teaser

can you imagine if they dropped that pet blog and went silent for another two weeks?

damage was controlled

[nocturne flicker]

which knowing fatshark was entirely possible

[nocturne flicker]

i don't recall anything on reddit, but i don't really concern myself with the opinions of redditors

☕

[grave rain]

Hello, do we have a channel to report problems and bugs?

[somber stream]

#🎒support-issues

[grave rain]

Thanks !

[somber stream]

You're welcome

[elder hare]

Ah yes, the dog days of darktide

[dull violet]

this new update better have a new vet gun or so help me god

[somber stream]

Best they can do is a Cutlass

I'm coping for that Hellgun but it's not looking good chief

[nocturne flicker]

i don't get the hate. it's falchion and relic blade in one

[somber stream]

Hate? Nah not hating. A welcome addition, even

[nocturne flicker]

yk that would actually be a thing if we weren't f*ckass rejects and were like scions instead

[dull violet]

vet has not got a new gun in like a year

[somber stream]

But the problem is

....That's it?

[nocturne flicker]

psyker hasn't gotten a new staff since release. and all but one staff uses the same light attack rofl

[blissful kiln]

truth nuke

[dull violet]

fuck psykers all my homies hate warp filth

[somber stream]

So you're saying, we can have access to the Plasma gun, one of the more uncommon weapon on the battlefield

But not Hellgun, which is basically everywhere on Tertium?

Don't forget, they found a fuckton of old Cadian gear in the lore

[nocturne flicker]

that's for gameplay purposes.

and bc the game's been powercrept into insane enemy spam where elites are just mk 2 trash instead of elites but i won't have this argument again

ppl will just start throwing insults at me when they realise they have no counter for my flawless opinions as always

but my original point being that a helgun would be A GIVEN if we were scions-level operatives instead of prisoners

[somber stream]

Once we hit 30, we're no longer Prisoners, we are Acolytes

[nocturne flicker]

pffft. with nothing to show for it

[somber stream]

The insults stop coming, the gear got better. We are armed with literal power swords and Bolters

[nocturne flicker]

we're still running around with f*ckass autoguns and boot knives

[somber stream]

No such thing for penals

[somber stream]

There is actually, difficulty level bots's appearance reflect this

[nocturne flicker]

those aren't as rare as people make them out to be. that's like NCO-level gear in the militarum

[somber stream]

The lower level, the shittier the gear. Higher ones are fully armoured

[nocturne flicker]

i mean like corporals and sergeants

[tacit geode]

Also like the gear is probably old and broken

Power swords that break

T hammers that only have 1 hit

[somber stream]

Still, you won't find a random ass guardsman running around with one

[nocturne flicker]

i remember one of the early trailers where the thammer crackled on all hits. it wasn't like a thunder boom from the activated, but like a sizzling electric current making contact with the enemies

[somber stream]

Also the power weapons, while not all that rare. Isn't widely equipped to all Guard officer and NCOs

[nocturne flicker]

neither are hot-shot weapons, which are saved for weapons specialists and scions really

[somber stream]

You'd actually find more luck with a Hellgun than a power weapon or Plasma tbh

[nocturne flicker]

although i always wondered why there was no intermediate area between an infantry lasgun and a hot-shot volley gun

[nocturne flicker]

again i never said you wouldn't find hot-shot weapons amongst guardsmen. but scions would have them day one, and this rejects schtick was a big mistake bc it justifies giving us boring bloat weapons instead of the cool 40K shit we all came here for. it was a bad idea

[nocturne flicker]

like there's no light support lasguns without the hot-shot design? none at all?

[untold abyss]

whats the difference between the power weapons meant for astartes vs what we get? size aside? Im assuming we just get some mass produced scrap metal while they get all the mastercrafted and relic weapons. which is kinda funny because some of the skins in this game make our weapon resemble relic weapons

[tacit geode]

Wouldn't the regular hotshot lasgun fill that void?

[nocturne flicker]

... no. volley guns are closer to a LSW than the hot-shot lasgun

[ocean widget]

Relic blade is a sword
Arbites shock club is for people they don't like

[nocturne flicker]

hot-shot lasgun is just lasgun but more punch to it

like as simply as i can put it

but there's no hot-shotless version of a volley gun? recon lasgun maybe idrk

[compact thicket]

do we already have intel on that new update, Bound by Duty?

or whatever that is

[nocturne flicker]

astartes not arbites 😉

[ocean widget]

Im going to assume they meant arbites unless they are leaking shit from fatshark

[untold abyss]

im talking about the lore, just thinking out loud. Relic weapon can be anything but usually are only for special people like chapter champions n such

[ocean widget]

No

[compact thicket]

sad

[nocturne flicker]

we know of four things. vet is getting a new melee weapon, there's a new scab enemy with a plasma gun, there's a new mortis trials map, and there'll be some kind of balancing changes but the scale of that is unknown. dunno about anything else

[untold abyss]

nah i meant astartes

[ocean widget]

Ah
Awful

[compact thicket]

ooh new vet weapon

[ocean widget]

The difference is they dont get their stuff from a corpse

[nocturne flicker]

no they were curious about the difference between power swords given to space marines vs those given to normal humans

[elder hare]

Yeah relic is used as a rarity denominator isn't it?

[untold abyss]

aye

[elder hare]

Its literally "ultra rare sword"

[ocean widget]

Oh astartes power swords are clearly bigger and stronger

[compact thicket]

size, but probably power too as the one is used to cut poxwalkers and the other is used to slice hive beasts

and heretic astartes

[untold abyss]

astartes' combat knife is almost the size of an avarage guardsman

[elder hare]

If we have force greatswords, how long before nemesis halberds? 🤔

[compact thicket]

no, definetely not, a spacemarine is max 2,5 meter

[nocturne flicker]

Power Falchion! From some code datamines it's likely a One-Handed version of Zealot's Relic Blade, with its activation/heat mechanic. And there'll probably be two marks.

[ocean widget]

Heretic astartes knives are just reshaped guardsmen

[compact thicket]

astares combat knife is the size of Devil claw sword

approximately

[untold abyss]

yeah ofc, for example, watch the secret level episode about 40k, kid titus carrying that sword is his combat knife, massive!

[compact thicket]

still not the size of a human

[untold abyss]

🤓 👆 okay my bad, in my defence, i did type "almost"

[elder hare]

no, that's a custodes sword

[compact thicket]

we're talking about a combat knife, swords are a different range, but you're right tho

[untold abyss]

yh i was wrong, them knoifs are still massive nonetheless

also vet perk re-work, when?

[compact thicket]

yes, but not the size of a human. but they're big indeed

[elder hare]

to be fair, kriegsmesser translates to "big knife"

or "war knife" hahaha

[compact thicket]

war knife(s)

[compact thicket]

name of the knifes the Krieg Deathkorps uses?

[thick coyote]

🛌

Wake me up when hammer

🛌

[tired inlet]

ogryn flail but it's just a heretic you grab that decays every swing until you have to grab another like a reverse-rock mechanic

[elder hare]

actual peak

And you can throw them when theyre almost "gone"

call it heretic bowling

[tired inlet]

scabs have higher quality than dregs which have higher quality than groaners/walkers

[keen vapor]

Grabbing a mauler and you can 'rev' him like a chain weapon

[compact thicket]

walkers have 5 uses, scabs 50, dregs 200

with special action, Heretic Bowling

[keen vapor]

Flamers can be use once

[elder hare]

c'mon Darktide devs we got some gold over here

[compact thicket]

side effect, expldes

[elder hare]

Or better yet, carapace enemies can be crushed to form gauntlets

[tired inlet]

if you don't have one, then you just get the grab mechanic; special attack is a punch like brute basher; with the grab special attack can be a throw

but it's not like a normal throw, the ogryn can tear it apart at the hip and get two throws

[keen vapor]

Imagine that this is just an 'empty hands' weapon that unlocks the Ogryn Grabba.

[compact thicket]

sounds Orky, love it

which makes me think, Ogryn's are just not green orks

[keen vapor]

Grabbin' muties just makes us punch the fucker dead in rightous retribution

[amber delta]

grab muties by the balls

[elder hare]

imagine grabbing a pox burster, free nade

[compact thicket]

with 4 ogryns you can grab a boss

[compact thicket]

yeah, flamers is free molotov

[keen vapor]

We should also be able to grab Zealots and yeet them at terminal velocity; gives them ten seconds of guarantee crits

[compact thicket]

10 seconds is crazy

[keen vapor]

Exactly

[fair bridge]

i miss when you could touch a tv and feel its fur

[keen vapor]

Fuck balance, I want fun

[red turret]

I just want to kill nurgle

[elder hare]

literally hot potato the captain and yeet his ass into oblivion

[compact thicket]

true tho

[tired inlet]

Mallow on that jeffrey

[keen vapor]

Space jam starts playing when some ogryns start dribbling the shielded cpatains

[jaunty path]

We need a MLP and 40k cross over

[keen vapor]

Friendship is magic but magic is heresy

[compact thicket]

goal for loyalists

[compact thicket]

i will be purging my friends rn

[amber delta]

please never mention MLP in 40k circles

[compact thicket]

KARL! fix bayonets

[keen vapor]

Watching an ogryn dunk a captain so hard that his shield breaks before another ogryn God Slaps him

[elder hare]

there's strangely a lot of overlap according to my browsing on reddit

[tired inlet]

grab on a crusher can steal their maul for limited use before it breaks

[jaunty path]

Are they mad that Celestia would kick the imperiums ass

[elder hare]

this is how you get more ogryns

[tired inlet]

grab on a bulwark deshields them

[keen vapor]

Beat them with their own shield like its a steel chair

[elder hare]

if there was an execution system like in SM2 that'd be a cool feature for a weapon steal/kill

[tired inlet]

like that arkham move

[elder hare]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

I'm a pony :3

[amber delta]

Celestia is a false emperor and a fascist

[compact thicket]

YESSS!!!! imagine grabbing two poxers and just smashing them together

[jaunty path]

[keen vapor]

Ogryn grabs a monstrosity and just get's locked into a strength contest

[compact thicket]

Celestia is not that scary

[blissful kiln]

please god no

[jaunty path]

k corpse worshipper

[compact thicket]

arm wrestle finisher

[blissful kiln]

thank merciful Allah there's no fucking "glory kill" system in Darktide

[elder hare]

variety is the spice of life

[blissful kiln]

I have no idea why people love it so much

it breaks the pace of the game

in every game

[elder hare]

i mean that's kind of why, its a break of spamming buttons

[keen vapor]

If ogryn does get knuckles I'd be pretty happy, the idea of an ogryn throwing hands is great

[elder hare]

to be fair ogryns can throw hands with space marines and win

[amber delta]

but how are you going to enjoy our game if you do not watch your marine stab the tyranid warrior and flip him over to the ground for 100000th time

[jaunty path]

Knife.

[keen vapor]

Heard one ogryn beat a space marine to death with his own helmet!

[blissful kiln]

sm2 gameplay is rolling and pressing counter

[tired inlet]

Brute Basher special attack with light attack follow-up is fukken boss

[blissful kiln]

xdd

[tired inlet]

the one that looks like a broken axel from a tank; that brute basher fukken rules.

(it is clearly also a broken axel from a tank)

[jaunty path]

Thats the reason why I don wannna play tbh. It looks dry.

[keen vapor]

I fucking love that club so god damn much. We have some hand options but I want to upper cut a poxer so hard that he does the Vermintide neck stretch into space

[amber delta]

it is

[thick coyote]

Rollslop
Parryslop

[amber delta]

I played campaign and some coop mission, I have maybe 20h in the game, and I was bored for most of it

[tired inlet]

the other brute basher you can do two special attacks for upper cuts in a row and it sends 'em flyin'

[elder hare]

you gotta get the custodes conversion mod, it becomes much more warhammer-y

[blazing hawk]

Okay what the fuck is auric maelstrom

4 actual bosses back to back

[elder hare]

Adrastic Caliver combi weapon 🗣️

[amber delta]

peak

[jaunty path]

Whos your favorite pony....

[tired inlet]

I like the axel because it's slap PAWWWNNNCH

[blazing hawk]

And a veteran who's shredding them WITH A FUCKING KNIFE???

A FUCKING KNIFE???

100k BOSS DAMAGE???

[thick coyote]

Veteran does veteran things

[elder hare]

Ginuwine

[tacit geode]

Unless you got the debuff that hurts you when you roll

[blazing hawk]

HOLY FUCK AND I THOUGHT MY CHAINAXE SHREDDED BOSSES

[jaunty path]

Have a crippling alcohol dependency?

[floral ermine]

one of the modifiers is boss spam and its very fun
and knife is goated

[tired inlet]

When the veteran reject on your team is Victor Zsasz and Batman is nowhere to be found

[elder hare]

Bleed used to be even more cracked

[keen vapor]

Knifes are scary and bless by the Big E for some fucking reason. You'd think he's British

[floral ermine]

one of the best weapons

[blazing hawk]

Wh

A KNIFE

[elder hare]

LMAO

[blazing hawk]

BEATS OUT

CHAINAXE

WHAT

[thick coyote]

Don't worry about it
Surely Saber told you about it beforehand

[elder hare]

Bro these rejects have more and better feats than named characters in the franchise

[thick coyote]

hard strat literally having unlisted roll hurt

[floral ermine]

u didnt know?
fun fact both knife and dueling sword (a toothpick) beat all chain weapons

[elder hare]

yeah chain weapons are mid af

[blazing hawk]

Calgar versus a reject who has grinded the fuck out of H40 and Auric Maelstrom

[elder hare]

Calgar getting C L A P P E D

[keen vapor]

Ain't got chain weapons... maybe chain fists for the ogryn would be something

[tired inlet]

Sly Marbo

[blazing hawk]

Calgar falling for the Ogryn Ragebait (taunt)

[elder hare]

I mean if you think about it all it takes is one brainburst from level spawn to take out any named space marine

[amber delta]

I love me chainaxe because L1 stunlocks ragers

[keen vapor]

Calgar get's ragdolled by a mach fuck rock out of nowhere

[blazing hawk]

And then proceeds to spend ONE CENTURY

Beating the shield

Who wins

The entire ultramarines chapter pouring fire and chainswords

Or

[arctic escarp]

send your average havoc 40 zealot to fight off a chaos marine squad

[blazing hawk]

Attention seeker ogryn with shield plant

[floral ermine]

the zealot literally gets ran over

explodes

[elder hare]

people out here crying about power scaling not realizing that rejects are more accomplished than most actual inquisitors

[tired inlet]

noise marine plays a chord on his guitar and the zealot explodes

[jaunty path]

tf

lol

[floral ermine]

its all fun and memes until u realize u explode humans in sm2 with a single shot from the bolt pistol

and by explodei literally mean

they explode and shatter into million pieces

[blazing hawk]

Any one of the auric rejects could slime out Rannick and Zola but they don't

[thick coyote]

Yeah we all envision this for zealot

[blazing hawk]

And we can tank plasma pistol shots from traitor captains

[tired inlet]

auric teams are lead by Melk, not Rannick

[blazing hawk]

What's your point

[blazing hawk]

Yeah but any one of the aurics could just solo rannick

[floral ermine]

the characters in sm2 are named and they can take their helmet off bro we have no chance

[blazing hawk]

Bro ONLY has the revolcer

[jaunty path]

Can fs add a dreadnought thanks.

[amber delta]

yeah but even H40 rejects got nothing on the gigachad Swagger (literal teleportation powers)

[blazing hawk]

Ragebait ogryn

[elder hare]

they take off their helms thats an ez plasma one shot

[dusk spruce]

How about it's a videogame

[thick coyote]

But yeah
Dinky ass knife top 5 strongest things in the game

[blazing hawk]

We can't even fucking kill swagger

[tired inlet]

Swagger is Omegon, confirmed

[blazing hawk]

All our shots and beings

They go through him

Witchcrafy

[elder hare]

fun fact: if you inspect knife enough times you can play a 'balancing' game, but it always fails-- because there's no such thing as a balanced knife in this game

[tired inlet]

Swagger is Hadron's yandere holographic kohai

[amber delta]

I understood some of those words

[jaunty path]

How many times must I..

[blazing hawk]

Can we have the genocide route option to KILL the moebian 21st garrison at the start of some missions

[elder hare]

enough until it happens, but it does happen-- i usually spam on the elevator rides

[tired inlet]

silly

[jaunty path]

We're getitng this in the undertale crossover

[shy sandal]

I switched sides

[blazing hawk]

Me when I enter the name gaste

[shy sandal]

Vermintide 2 bbyyyyy

[jaunty path]

Can we kill this person

[blazing hawk]

Twitter dot com

[jaunty path]

Grabs you and spins you

[thick coyote]

Congrats for your transition 🗣️

[tired inlet]

was in a game on damnation and after his second death, I told an ogryn, "Hey Ogryn, you ever notice every time you leave my coherence you die?" and he got super mad (and died 2 more times in the level; outside of coherence)

[blazing hawk]

Wait

I have

A thought

[tired inlet]

stop it

[floral ermine]

u should have just told him

[tired inlet]

before it hurts you

[floral ermine]

imagine dying on damantion

[blazing hawk]

If gender is what's in our pants

Are we all

The same gender

[floral ermine]

[blazing hawk]

Because we all have an ass

[floral ermine]

let him cook

[tired inlet]

funny you mention that because he response was "kiss me ass"

[jaunty path]

Piss, shit, a bit of semen.

[blazing hawk]

Like all of us here have two asscheeks and an asscrack

[floral ermine]

this man is cooking pure blue meth

[tired inlet]

in your ass?

[blazing hawk]

His pissing his ass

Like

Like eggman

[tired inlet]

piss

piss out my assss

[jaunty path]

Damnation is weird

[fair bridge]

hershey squirts

[thick coyote]

Anyways
Vet knife is not even knifes ultimate form

[blazing hawk]

Zealot knif

[thick coyote]

[tired inlet]

damnation is fukken cake as long as you don't have some weirdo level 17s in your group

[elder hare]

Nah, psyker knife with bleed procs and assail build

[jaunty path]

I think mlp ponys would be permittedin the imperium

[thick coyote]

Mercy Killer Duelist Precognition Knife zealot is the most meme that deals 5k damage per push attack

[shy sandal]

Heresy and Damnation is where all the new players reside

[thick coyote]

[tired inlet]

new players rarely get past heresy

[blazing hawk]

How the fuck do I play maelstrom

[jaunty path]

Survive

[blazing hawk]

Is martyrdom fotf chainaxe zealot not enough

[shy sandal]

It's all veterans and arbites down there

[jaunty path]

survive

[floral ermine]

its not that scary most modifiers are pretty ez

just play the same way u do but smarter

[jaunty path]

fall back when you're overwhelmed

[blazing hawk]

I keep getting downrd

The chainaxe

Is not allat good

[floral ermine]

what's your build

[blazing hawk]

It seems

[jaunty path]

pushing forward when ur overwhelmed will only make it-

Chain axe.

[floral ermine]

depends on how u build the chainaxe

[blazing hawk]

Stun grenade fury martyrdok

[thick coyote]

It's martyrdom
It's always enough

[blazing hawk]

Kill people

[jaunty path]

Martydom is solid

[tired inlet]

when I play my arbites, my quickplay tends to have 1-2 moe arbites; when I play my veteran, my group tends to have 1-2 more veterans.

it's weird

but I've only ever had 2 all ogryn teams

[blazing hawk]

I HATE arbites

[thick coyote]

But yeah Chainaxe has its problems

[floral ermine]

should work just fine
with martydom u just gotta be really good at dodging and pushing the pace

[blazing hawk]

I love chain weapons

[blazing hawk]

I suck shit at dodging

[floral ermine]

well you gotta learn it cause on higher diffs if u dont dodge u die a LOT

[blazing hawk]

All I know is sliding and pressing buttons make the Ultra Instinct sfx play sowtimes

[floral ermine]

dodging, blocking, pushing are very important

[blazing hawk]

I know

I just get vaporised by

[tired inlet]

I've started playing a lot more dogless specs and it's been working out; feels like a veteran with 2x more survivability

[thick coyote]

With a chain Axe that also doesn't have the best dodges

[shy sandal]

If i had to rephrase it.

Heresy is the front gate to new players, damnation is the gate for casual and experienced players

[thick coyote]

[blazing hawk]

More than 2 gunners

I've been struggling to find a ranged weapon with Chaxe

[floral ermine]

i was scared of aurics but now i have over 100 completed aurics

[blazing hawk]

Bistol seems to work fineish

[floral ermine]

just keep playing

you will end up finding auric easy

[tired inlet]

infantry/braced autogun because they don't hit armor that hard

[shy sandal]

Can't find players to play aurics here

[blazing hawk]

I don't think I wanna play zealot

Ogryn time

I guess.

[jaunty path]

Literally yea it's my standard now lol

[blazing hawk]

Or flamer staff shriek psyker let's fucking go

[jaunty path]

Auric maelstroms is the only way up

[tired inlet]

or something like a vigilant autogun

[blazing hawk]

What blitz do you run with inferno staff

[tired inlet]

360 noscope vigilant autogun

for more soulfire I go scream

[blazing hawk]

No like

The grenade slot

I go scream on inferno staff

Really funny

Headpop is working fine

[tired inlet]

for more soulfire I also go head pop because on elites you can soulfire AOE them no matter the range

[blazing hawk]

With the autopop

Aight

Is warp charges good

Or nah

[thick coyote]

It's brain burst

[tired inlet]

but I think wall would be funny because I think a mutie bashing into a wall it can't get through while you flamethrower them and laugh is kind of diabolical

[blazing hawk]

I will never

[thick coyote]

And yes
Warp Syphon is good

[blazing hawk]

Run wall

Only bubble

I have only seen

one person

Running wall

[tired inlet]

I have a spec that runs wall; 2x wall

with uhh.. voidblast

[blazing hawk]

I hate the

The one

The onenwith the

The one with the big ball of pain and suffering

I don't know what it does

But when other people use it

The the

ORB

Flashbangs

[jaunty path]

cbt staff

[blazing hawk]

It scares me

[tired inlet]

voidstrike

it used to be much louder and much brighter because those were effected by crit, and the more groaners it crit along the way the louder and brighter it got

so like the area where you are waiting for the elevator in the mid-event with the bridge, I'd just be lobbing that thing down the way and it was a fukken duracho

[blazing hawk]

What does it do

Like

The orb

What does it do

[thick coyote]

It kills people

[blazing hawk]

Terrifying

I hate it

[tired inlet]

it's a psychokinetic bomb

might as well be lobbing a tungsten rod from space

[blazing hawk]

Wait the ORB

[thick coyote]

But seriously now

[blazing hawk]

Is a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

[thick coyote]

It's a big projectile

[blazing hawk]

Big projectile that's it

Big orb of pain and suffering

[thick coyote]

That kills with direct impact

[blazing hawk]

Like anything

Except bosses and like

Maybe crushers

[thick coyote]

Once it can't cleave anymore it explodes but the explosion doesn't do much

[dapper trench]

what are yall on about?

[thick coyote]

VoidSTRIKE

[dapper trench]

i dont play psyker much enlighten me

[sleek harness]

They are talking about the ball magic staff

The one that throws balls

[storm ember]

no commodore today?

[tired inlet]

I don't think Lionel Ritchie is interested

[storm ember]

i miss lionel richie....

he made All Night Long

[tired inlet]

Hello? Is it him you're looking for?

[nocturne flicker]

... Something is afoot.

I can feel it.

[shy sandal]

Delayed for the event possibly

[dapper trench]

oh

[fierce cave]

It's me

[nocturne flicker]

It's my friend the Goonette

[fierce cave]

[nocturne flicker]

whatchu gonna do? be freaky in dms again?

i can take it

this is nothing

[fierce cave]

No

Am on bus

Going hoome

[nocturne flicker]

unexpected turn of events. i did not have a contingency plan for this

[tired compass]

yoo FS, would be nice to get some comms

[tired compass]

looking for that mysterious CM who is never online

[thick coyote]

Wdym looking
They are right there

[fierce cave]

BECOME SPAGHETTI

[nocturne flicker]

quickpaw's online on forums

😈

[blissful kiln]

who took Shart's nose?

[arctic escarp]

it was me Barry

[tired compass]

replying in a random VT2 thread /s

[blissful kiln]

based

[gilded socket]

I want a 45-70 revolver

[spiral cliff]

Does anyone know if were gonna get a blog or something about new update?

[thick coyote]

That's a no btw

Except there's theory crafters expecting one today

[spiral cliff]

I mean the update is next tuesday so I would expect a blog this week, lol

[round mica]

a monster and a hit of pre workout

i can feel the heart flutters

[tacit geode]

A blog is being written (private post made by quickpaw)

Thats all we got

[tacit geode]

I'm bored in work

[keen vapor]

Work is a slog right now for me as well. Loath having to call clients.

[spiral cliff]

Thanks!

[zenith merlin]

genestealers are gonna be mentioned in this mortis trials map guys I'm betting 100 diamantine on this

[tacit geode]

I got the boring email job but I've ran out of emails

[thick coyote]

Just like last time

[zenith merlin]

I can still h(c)ope

[keen vapor]

Calling people for my job is probably the most stressful shit imaginable. Especially when I need to call people to explain that dead kids don't get benefits.

[tacit geode]

That does sound rough

I just work for an manufacturing company

[keen vapor]

Yeah, feels like I'm kicking people when their down.

[somber stream]

Shit man, sounds brutal. Are you a insurrance agent?

[keen vapor]

Work for a tax agency, technically gov but slightly removed. Somedays its just helping people, other days I'm tasked with giving people shit news.