general-chat

[dapper trench]

WAT WARBOND SHOULD I GET?!?!?!

[nocturne flicker]

tbh i'm not a huge fan of the redguard thing until they're actually expanded upon in the playable universe. if elder scrolls 6 ain't dogshit and they make the redguard homeland (almost guaranteed to be the setting) actually cool i'll look more favourably on all that bc they have potential

[nocturne flicker]

if there's no snake cults i'll get angry

[green beacon]

the combat system itself is lowk shit tho ngl

[nocturne bloom]

Mad cope

[ocean widget]

I can only remember three notable redguard ngl and one of them is only because they're the first non hostile npc I bash the face in

[ocean widget]

When you have a very strong hammer, literally everything else is a corpse because thinking stuff is nails is dumb

[ocean widget]

Its nazeem btw, nobody likes nazeem and if anyone says they do theyre lying

[nocturne bloom]

Look what you need to mimic a fraction of a sneak orc

[ocean widget]

The fact sneak is so strong simply shows the flaws in skyrims combat system

[green beacon]

why sneak when you can just paint yourself red and kill enemies faster

[ocean widget]

Also the fact its required in later difficulties shows the flaws in skyrims balancing

[nocturne bloom]

Its not sneak, its the orcs racial power lol

[nocturne flicker]

oh that was in oblivion too dw. stealth archer is meta as fuck in both

[ocean widget]

Sneak is one of two words in sneak orc

[ocean widget]

I know
At least in oblivion you can fatigue enemies to death

[dapper trench]

.....

[nocturne flicker]

wood elves can't stop winning obv

[dapper trench]

Wat should i stream this weekend?

[nocturne bloom]

You find the most roundabout ways to get out of being wrong lol

[ocean widget]

Geneforge 1 mutagen

[ocean widget]

"Its not sneak"

[arctic escarp]

what do you stream usually

[nocturne bloom]

Even without sneak orc is statistically the highest damage race in skyrim

Everything else is cope

[ocean widget]

Yeah if you dont account for builds, genders etc etc

[dapper trench]

HD2, Silk song, DT, SM2. DBD, etc

[ocean widget]

There's more to builds than races

[dapper trench]

MR, OW2

[nocturne bloom]

Dun matter, all that is basically doubled in power if you play orc

[dapper trench]

but those are when i dont got shit else to stream

[ocean widget]

No 25% innate magic resist tho

Get defeated by a briarheart with a frost spell motherfucker

[dapper trench]

Not my type of game

[ocean widget]

Awful

[dapper trench]

Sorry man

[nocturne bloom]

If thats what makes a race best in your opinion i think you just suck at evading giant walls of slow moving ice

[ocean widget]

0/10
Im gonna put twitch drops in your favourite game on the days when your Internet shits the bed

[ocean widget]

If you cant tank literally every single attack youre playing the game wrong ngl

[dapper trench]

mfer you dont even know my Twitch

[ocean widget]

You told me dw

[dapper trench]

Oh yeah?

what is it?

[nocturne bloom]

Youre just biting your own words at this point, literally just said there's more to builds than race lol

[ocean widget]

Land7416

[nocturne bloom]

Hypocrisy manifest

[dapper trench]

fuck

[ocean widget]

Yeah
Race isnt required in builds

[dapper trench]

you will never know when im live

[ocean widget]

Does it help
Yes
Is it required
No

[nocturne bloom]

The entire point is you said highest damage

[ocean widget]

Except the fact i get emailed by twitch when a streamer i follow goes live

[nocturne bloom]

You just dont like being corrected

[lyric basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/391022915883106315/912852067448680458/ezgif-4-939ca1614178.gif

[ocean widget]

And highest tankiness

[formal mortar]

Wood Elf is the worst choice

[dapper trench]

I dont think your followed to me?

[nocturne bloom]

Cool, build for it

[ocean widget]

:)

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

Already did that

[rich oxide]

how do i backwards sprint dash

[nocturne bloom]

Cant build highest damage without orc, therefore, incorrect

[ocean widget]

You dont

[rich oxide]

i have seen people do it

[ocean widget]

I mean
You can just exploit tbf

[dapper trench]

Yea

[dapper trench]

Doesnt say you are

[nocturne bloom]

You need to exploit Skyrims combat system? Now we're just in territory

[ocean widget]

I didnt say you cant
I said you dont
Its something you learn by fatshark fucking you

[agile raven]

You don't belong in Skyrim, Orc.

[dapper trench]

[ocean widget]

Im not a fan of the difficulty scaling simply being increasing enemy hp

[ocean widget]

Thats what you think

[nocturne bloom]

Nords actually tolerate orcs

[agile raven]

Me on my 50385739384th Nord with blonde hair and blue eyes playthrough of Skyrim.

[nocturne bloom]

[ocean widget]

Bro have you not seen how many orc camps or whatever the fuck theyre called in skyrim

[ocean widget]

Make Bethesda have better difficulty systems in ES6

[arctic escarp]

DT's nice, I might lurk if you stream xd

[agile raven]

We're not being racist enough.

[dapper trench]

Ight whatever

Anyway

[agile raven]

Too many, frankly.

[dapper trench]

Suggestions?

[ocean widget]

Tbf tho you dont even know my twitch either

[ocean widget]

Inscryption

[dapper trench]

what is it?

[ocean widget]

:)

[ocean widget]

I dont know actually lemme check rq

[dapper trench]

Ooooh i may actually play it

[agile raven]

Go get Gunner, HEAT, PC!.

[ocean widget]

You'll never know because it is very well hidden with an unrelated username

[dapper trench]

you this lord guy?

[ocean widget]

Fuck no

[dapper trench]

ight well

I actually have inscription

[jaunty path]

Inceptive puzzle card game

[ocean widget]

Nice

[jaunty path]

It has a nice story but if you want the actual game you'll want to play w kayzees mod

[ocean widget]

Kaycees

Its built in btw

[jaunty path]

^

[ocean widget]

You unlock it with the Konami code or by beating the main game

[ocean widget]

If you dont input the Konami code into every game you play btw you've done something wrong

[dapper trench]

ik what inscription is m8

[dapper trench]

what?

[uneven ermine]

Oh

That’s that Drow

From baldurs gate 3

The blood one

That wants your blood for science

[dapper trench]

nvr played it

[hasty sky]

Kino mentioned 🧎‍♂️

[astral basin]

If you smell your fart
Does that mean the fart that left your body is back in your body?

[fair bridge]

erm. okay. THAT'S enough reddit for today!

[astral basin]

Thats your first mistake

Your second mistake was coming to Discord

[arctic escarp]

what did bro saw

[gilded socket]

@sleek harness will nicolaus ever return?

[sleek harness]

No

He said he is looking for a better community now

[dapper trench]

Y

[gilded socket]

His loss

We are the best warhammer game community

[dapper trench]

who pissed in his cereal?

[sleek harness]

He said a homophobic thing about Maxine

[gilded socket]

About me?

[dapper trench]

Gay

[gilded socket]

I got him caned?

[sleek harness]

Wasn't it about you?

[gilded socket]

We’d have to ask Aquila

He’s the one who pulled the trigger I believe

[arctic escarp]

he just needs to stop using homophobic remarks to quote Incan and maybe his appeal gets accepted

[dapper trench]

Also Rat

Got super helldive unlocked

[sleek harness]

Yeah?

[blazing ibex]

If I recall, Aquila mentioned it being a pattern of repeated comments

[wise depot]

Nice

D10 is pretty hard

[gilded socket]

In vc i think

[dapper trench]

Got caught in 4k?

[hidden trout]

yeah, you can help him get unbanned by ungaying

[sleek harness]

You unlocked level 10 mission

Congrats

[gilded socket]

I wouldn’t put it past the little feller if it was aimed towards me

[sleek harness]

I am half way still

[gilded socket]

Guh

[dapper trench]

[hidden trout]

[rich oxide]

how much progress is gained each mission for going up in a difficulty

[gilded socket]

Guh…

[sleek harness]

Depends

[gilded socket]

What game cause we are talking about helldivers rn

[sleek harness]

Obviously Helldivers 2

[rich oxide]

no darktide

[sleek harness]

This is the official server now

[blazing ibex]

it's a better helldivers 2 server

[sleek harness]

But ngl the Official Helldivers 2 server is hell

[blazing ibex]

than the helldivers 2 server

[gilded socket]

Complete missions on your current max difficulty as well as leveling up at the same time

[blazing ibex]

petition to rename this server helldivers 2: 2: electric boogaloo

[sleek harness]

Can't make fun of anyone before they report you to the admins and get you muted for a week or two

Even worse if it was with a furyy

Furry

[gilded socket]

The helldiver 1 portion of the server is way cooler and more adjacent to this general chat

And no chat timer

[blazing ibex]

unsurprising since hd1 was also just a much smaller game

[sleek harness]

Fatshark, when Helldivers 2 chats?

[blazing ibex]

community wise

hd2 was a genuine anomaly of its kind

[gilded socket]

They’re pretty chill

[gilded socket]

@misty trench NOW

[astral basin]

Oml

[nocturne bloom]

Given recent events id assume so

[gilded socket]

Waht happened

[blazing ibex]

being a furry, shitposting about furries in a clearly facetious manner only to get banned
#justofficialhd2serverthings

[sleek harness]

Well getting kicked for accidentally killing the level 150 guy with a bomb is better than what other communitys can do

[gilded socket]

You?

[sleek harness]

Banning the alligators for making fun of crocodiles

[gilded socket]

Or raki?

[blazing ibex]

No. But I know someone who has

[sleek harness]

I am not a furry

[gilded socket]

Waow

[gilded socket]

If the boot fits

[sleek harness]

What boot

[rocky radish]

Furries don’t wear boots

[blazing ibex]

it depends

like honestly I couldn't even dare to try to talk in the hd2 in the small time I was there

too much happening for my little neurodivergent mind

[nocturne bloom]

High heel boots:

[gilded socket]

Hd1 chat is goated trust

I literally dog post there

Theyre so chill

[sleek harness]

You can only talk and spam emojis and update opinions

Everything else? It will offend someone

[blazing ibex]

It's not even the idea that daring to say anything that can be construed as slightly controversial at most can get you banned

it truly is that there is just so much going on

[arctic escarp]

on an individual level

[sleek harness]

You know about Rain World and its official discord server?

[blazing ibex]

I do not.

[rocky radish]

I’ll admit I’m not so knowledgeable about furries. And I’m ok with that

[blazing ibex]

Ignorance is bliss.

[sleek harness]

Okay I am surprised

[blazing ibex]

I mean I know about Rain World itself

But not the Discord

[nocturne bloom]

Tbh furry peeps tend to be some of the nicer people ive met, but understandably that depends entirely on what.. community of it you interact with

[sleek harness]

Well I'd say it's pretty much, or at least was, like the helldivers 2 server

I got banned because I said someone isn't real

And also because I been rude to someone

[nocturne bloom]

How long would i last

Place bets

[neat elbow]

what up chat?

[sleek harness]

Where

[rocky radish]

It was Santa, wasn’t it? People always like to joke that Santa isn’t real, but i know the truth in my heart

[nocturne bloom]

HD2 server

[sleek harness]

Depends, what are you typing first

[neat elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/21jump-street-jonah-hill-sick-reference-bro-gif-25791568

[nocturne bloom]

One sticker

[rocky radish]

Doing that soon? I kinda want to see

[neat elbow]

Ok how do i embed gifs, im still enept at it

[sleek harness]

Send this to the mods

[neat elbow]

Does anyone rember the last time krieg was in the rotaion for the store??

[sleek harness]

Grey Krieg was like many many months ago

Red Krieg never seem again

[gilded socket]

The irony

[sleek harness]

I don't like kriegs

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

They are overrated

[gilded socket]

Look at how ironic his bio is

[neat elbow]

red krieg gone too fast huh?

[sleek harness]

Just because they use shovels and have a mask

[gilded socket]

It’s actually hilarious

[elder merlin]

Red krieg?

The vostroyan?

[sleek harness]

The premium premium version

Red ones

[kind carbon]

Im fiending for some news, sigh maybe tomorrow?

[elder merlin]

Never seen red krieg

[sleek harness]

Lazy

Can't even check the Aquilas Shop ever 2 weeks

Oh yeah right

It was blue

Not red

[elder merlin]

If there was ever anything good, maybe i would

[elder merlin]

Stupid raki

[sleek harness]

Shut up

[neat elbow]

tbh, with the way the krieg look in darktide, idk if id even buy it

[sleek harness]

It looks good if you are a krieg fan

And

A Veteran main

I swear why there were Kriegs Zealots?

[neat elbow]

If they just lowered the helmet tbh it would fix like 90 percent of the prob people have with it

[sleek harness]

People buy that one Pysker helmet that costs half the price of a set

Not not the krieg helmet then?

[neat elbow]

are you huffing warp dust or are u actually an ork

[gilded socket]

@sleek harness read this guy’s bio rn its the most ironic ting ive ever seen

[sleek harness]

Who the fuck is John Brown

And what is Five Finger Death Punch

[gilded socket]

He was a slavery abolishionist

But he used guns instead of words

[gilded socket]

He was also a preacher

[sleek harness]

Krieg get the fuck out

[gilded socket]

What why

[sleek harness]

My mind read it wrong

Don't worry

[gilded socket]

John brown was against slavery

He shot and killed slavers

[sleek harness]

Gotcha

Read it wrong

[gilded socket]

Freed many slaves

[sleek harness]

READ IT WRONG

[outer bough]

living up to the name

:3

[gilded socket]

Dumbscav

[rocky radish]

That’s kinda badass

[gilded socket]

Do you woof?

[outer bough]

sometimes

[gilded socket]

Other abolishonists didnt fw because of his militant beliefs against slavery

[gilded socket]

Ruff..

[outer bough]

arf

[gilded socket]

Arruff…?

[green beacon]

he was kinda unhinged tho
one of his most famous escapades (harpers ferry) failed because the people he freed refused to help him fight

[blazing ibex]

that just sounds goofy

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom what stratagem am i?

[sleek harness]

Goofy?

[gilded socket]

Like i said, many others of the same idea didn’t like him

[green beacon]

which is entirely fair

[nocturne bloom]

Flamethrower

[gilded socket]

Objectively he was right about his militant stance but definitely not a good look for the rest of those who believed the same

[gilded socket]

Wow… that hurts…

[blazing ibex]

also, pathfinder tiem...

[sleek harness]

Huh, thought she was a 500k bomb

[gilded socket]

I mean i do like watching the life burn away in a bug

Their searing flesh

It feels good watching them burn

[jaunty path]

This feels relative to whats happening today.

[gilded socket]

It definitely is but he also wasn’t entirely right in shooting slavers although they had it coming

His actions only furthered the divide of north and south

[jaunty path]

Yeah.......

[gilded socket]

Every action had a different reaction as a result

To the southerners he was a murderer

And to the north as well but they KINDA liked what he was doing

[long sigil]

News when

[nocturne bloom]

Its a compliment

[kind carbon]

based

[long sigil]

I want update news

[gilded socket]

I mean i do like watching them burn

[gilded socket]

Yes and no

Its complicated

But so was the time so it fit

[kind carbon]

oh I know John Brown, and the history

[long sigil]

And new skin wjen

[kind carbon]

not personally obv im not that old

[narrow veldt]

excuse me,where can i find party for dream team achievement?

[gilded socket]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[green beacon]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[narrow veldt]

thx

[gilded socket]

Look for the lfg that is your region

[sleek harness]

Next week

Wait

[rocky radish]

Starting to suspect you get paid every time you post that image

[long sigil]

Shiit

Just new vid

Please fat sharker

[long sigil]

Fuck

[sleek harness]

26th will launch the update

Relax yall

[arctic escarp]

he is cool

[gilded socket]

He is!

[arctic escarp]

context relevant meme #zealot-class message

[low hemlock]

the Word “Relax” don’t mix well with em “Rejects”, Rat-Bakka‼️

🫵

[sleek harness]

Why you calling me like that

[elder merlin]

A band

[sleek harness]

Huh

[rocky radish]

They aren’t bad

[elder merlin]

https://youtu.be/BFBuSjQEWec?si=E8rRfXI6IHoyPxpB

Not my speed

[gilded socket]

Kept you waiting huh? @misty trench

[elder merlin]

No voice in our ears but the maw

[misty trench]

I suppose so (I have not paid any attention)

[long sigil]

I hate work

I want dev game

[somber stream]

Bart

[long sigil]

And darktide update

[somber stream]

Dev is working as well

You'll hate it

[long sigil]

Huh

[rocky radish]

What kind of game?

[long sigil]

Yeah i hate blender

[somber stream]

But hey at least it'll pay a whole lot more

Still suck, but better high paying suck than low ones

[elder merlin]

No you dont

[prisma cypress]

they made a denim muscle shirt

call it the jife jeater

[wary flint]

Are some maps disabled in havocs map pool? Have yet to be in a match where it’s on the twins assassination mission or on rolling steel

[coarse tree]

cleaning up some glass from a shattered bottle of mineral water in my freezer i forgot to get after the timer went off (adhd is a bitch) get a tiny pin prick in my finger from it, my brain "Khorne cares no from whence the blood flows!"

[jaunty path]

careful

[nocturne flicker]

Darktide, huh?

[elder merlin]

Who keeps messing with the lament configuration? Stop summoning him

[nocturne flicker]

is that khorne's mother's name? Khrone?

... i'll see myself out

[nocturne flicker]

i wish i knew how sometimes

[severe igloo]

6 months without playing, what's the meta now?

[lethal solstice]

Same thing but Arbitrator exists now

[severe igloo]

Yea, ik

[lethal solstice]

And you can still run basically anything anyway

Tac axe my beloved (ignore that it's good)

what

[severe igloo]

Okay, appreciate it

[misty trench]

it do be dark, not much of a tide though

more like a drizzle

[gilded socket]

Im gonna dress up as naked snake for Halloween

I already have a set of real BDU

(Thanks to my uncle in 2004)

All i really need is a alice harness and a spandex long sleeve, fingerless gloves and a eye patch (mk23 optional)

[ripe tangle]

(Shy one) Walking by the wall

(Shy one) The shadows will not fall

(Shy one) Is silently ignored

(Quiet one) Discouraged by the noise

(Quiet one) Living without choice

(Quiet one) Is a life without a voice

WHEN YOU CANT EVEN SAY

MY NAME

[nocturne flicker]

i'll pull my naked snake out at the halloween party (adults only obv)

[ripe tangle]

HAS THE MEMORY GONE ARE YOU FEELING NUMB?

GO ON CALL

MY NAME

[nocturne flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-spinning-kojima-hideo-kojima-metal-gif-17489117500833776292

[gilded socket]

Lamo

I also need a cardboard box even tho that was used by solid snake

Would be funny

[nocturne flicker]

rework infiltrate to give vet cardboard box instead

[ripe tangle]

I remember about 5 years ago during Covid, I forgot why but I needed to get something from the apartment I was living in, I was in lockdown so I was bored off my ass, I found a cardboard box and tried to "sneak" in without my roommates noticing, they saw me do the MGS Cardboard Box crawl irl and lost their shit

[gilded socket]

Lmao

I need a eye patch for fun and snake..

[elder merlin]

Still wish fatshark would invest in some proper flashlights

[gilded socket]

Might also do the skull paint you can unlock in mgs3

[arctic escarp]

omg haha

[ripe tangle]

Shart!

[arctic escarp]

hey

[astral basin]

Im scared

That people are using that as a legitimate call out for someone

[lethal solstice]

I mean

Shadowheart
Shart

It works

[astral basin]

Is. That why

Oml

[somber stream]

I identify people with their PFP if their user name doesn't make sense

Except for that one Dense motherfucker

[ripe tangle]

for me it's a mix, some people I identify with pfp, some with name, some by vibes

it depends

[somber stream]

Bit of both works, yeah

[gilded socket]

AUGH THERES NO M81 SNAKE CAMO

[astral basin]

Someone here said they identified people as shapes so

Ig theres weirder ways

[gilded socket]

How am i identifed

[ripe tangle]

as Maxine

[elder merlin]

Huh

[ripe tangle]

and Paul is simply Paul

[elder merlin]

Paul, Petrus, either or

[somber stream]

I know he’s only 30

[elder merlin]

Im 34

Poozer

[ripe tangle]

Paul, Licht, Maxine, I identify you guys by name.

[somber stream]

But i have this image of a bald guy and white beard

Yeah

[elder merlin]

Damn, i wish i had a white beard

I am balding though lol

Usually shave it all off every now and then

[somber stream]

Likewise

[astral basin]

I have. An inexplicable craving for playing No Mans Sky

[elder merlin]

I once got it really long and liked it

Havent grown it out since though

And my beard has only recently grown back in

[ripe tangle]

why do some men grow like

a beard with no mustache

[elder merlin]

Ya ever tried eatin with whiskers?

Fuckin annoying

[astral basin]

Oml

[ripe tangle]

I feel like unless you're a Muslim or you're Amish it looks a little weird.

[elder merlin]

But the beard and no moustache does loom weird

So i just trim my whiskers

Otherwise everytime i eat or drink, i gets tons of hair in my mouth or liquid on the ends

[ripe tangle]

can't say that I have... also can't you just trim it?

[elder merlin]

I just said i trim 'em

Fuckin read

[ripe tangle]

ah sorry

[elder merlin]

Lucia needs glasses confirmed

Gettin too old herself

[astral basin]

The british chin strap vs the stacheless mutton chops,

[toxic thicket]

Someone at Fatshark please restart the servers, or do some maintenance on them, or something. We can't get through a single havoc mission with out someone disconnecting or crashing

[ripe tangle]

you're older than me!

[elder merlin]

Yeah, but its fun to tease either way

[ripe tangle]

also somehow stacheless Mutton Chops does seem very British lmao

[elder merlin]

Gives me a good laugh

[elder merlin]

I did mutton chops awhile back for the first time, i liked it

[ripe tangle]

like something only an oldtimer English guy could/would do it

[elder merlin]

But my moustache doesnt connect well to the sides completely so it looks weird in my opinion

[ripe tangle]

it's not actually true, but feels like it's so

[elder merlin]

It felt good though

Powerful

It was a feeling

[astral basin]

I want the classic van dyke stache
Dont have the genetics

[ripe tangle]

afaik the big mutton chops was very much like, a very British specific thing from before the 1970s

or seems like it anyway

[astral basin]

Apparently it was popular during the elvis era

[south jetty]

you're asking a lot from this server

[arctic escarp]

sideburns are cool imo but I cant grow it ever xd

[south jetty]

I hope I can grow more facial hair at all. So far I only got a faint mustache and 3 long chin hairs

and some side burns

I may be screwed though because half indigenous

[misty trench]

some men sadly do not stache well

[south jetty]

I'd use minoxidil to encourage growth but unfortunately it's highly toxic to cats so no risks being taken

[misty trench]

but yeah it looks odd

[south jetty]

my mustache already looks better than my dad's so here's to hoping I got my mom's side influencing that

sorry dad......

[misty trench]

I got very lucky with my hair lol

[arctic escarp]

right there with me

[misty trench]

granted good hair is also like, a good amount of work to maintain

[arctic escarp]

by genes I can only grow mustache and chin beard, and they dont even grow past certain point 😭

[arctic escarp]

yep, thankfull my hair game is on point rn

[south jetty]

I'm not sure what mine will be given the sheer differences between my dad and mom's sides (relatively body-hairless indigenous vs hairy werewolf-assed Italians and Irish)

[ripe tangle]

strong Turkish genes, grow good beard.

Anatolian Facial Hair strong game

[south jetty]

Thankfully I have a great mane because indigenous. Though it gets me misgendered because I guess long hair on men is supposed to look like shit

[misty trench]

I like to grow it out till twirls but I need to trim it short after that because it's annoying af to maintain

[south jetty]

@ cis men can you stop intentionally making your long hair look like shit I need to be fabulous without being mistaken for a woman

[arctic escarp]

I havent trim mine

also its hell on my neck during the heat

[south jetty]

My long hair keeps my neck and head cooler than wearing a hat, and it keeps the mosquitos off my neck, shoulders, and face

[hidden trout]

happens to me often too

[misty trench]

it's genuinely tragic, most cis blokes just roll with the "water will get it" when showering

[south jetty]

Even my cis brothers who are full indigenous get misgendered it's so bad 😭

[misty trench]

probably some dogshit 2in1 shampoo, no hair oil, maybe some wax at best but they use way too much of it

manscaping is a genuinely lost art for most

[south jetty]

Dude I use a dollar store clarifying shampoo and that's it. And it makes my hair so glorious that I've made women at work jealous

[misty trench]

I mean we are talking about the gender that uses axe body spray for some reason

[elder merlin]

Its true, i just wash my hair with some shit 2 in 1 every now and then lol

[hidden trout]

i just recently got it cut so its like 2(?) inches above my shoulders which is like half the length it was before
but it doesnt matter, "water will get it" is not applicable cuz my hair is so fine, dense, and abundant i have to fight it regardless of length

[elder merlin]

My buddy down in texas takes extremely good care of his hair though

He puts women to shame with his luscious locks

[misty trench]

I just do the curly girl routine, shit works like a charm

[hidden trout]

yes i know i do but what about your friend

[south jetty]

JUST USE SOME FUCKING REGULAR SHAMPOO I AM BEGGING YOU TO GIVE A LITTLE DAMN

[elder merlin]

Dude got long ass hair and big ol beard

[elder merlin]

Your mum

[south jetty]

ah I used to do that pre-T but after T my hair just didn't like it anymore and just made me a grease factory

Though I don't really have full white people hair so that might be why

[south jetty]

when you take better care of the details, you feel better, I promise

I do miss how the curly girl shampoos I used smelled though

made me feel like a flamboyant little fruitcake

harder to find that with clarifying shampoo

[misty trench]

yeah I dry the fuck out now that I'm in mapleland so it works for me

[south jetty]

It will probably have to be something I do in the winter because summer is too warm, humid, and I get too sweaty

Thicker hair, different problems

[misty trench]

yeah back in Australia I did a much less heavy duty routine because 90% humidity every day xdd

my hair is thick but it dries out easily and gets frizzy if I'm not careful

[elder merlin]

Bah, too old for all that nonsense, not like i really have any hair on top of my head to work with anyway

Not in the front anyway lol

Not like i used to

[misty trench]

glue your beard trimmings to your hairline ezpz

[formal mortar]

I put oil in my beard

And it's just a small amount, just to keep it feeling soft

[elder merlin]

[south jetty]

Washing my hair (WITH ACTUAL SHAMPOO), scrubbing my face with a facial cleanser, regular ol body wash or fancy bar soap (depends on what I got on hand), face astringent (if needed), facial lotion. Sometimes I shave with a soothing shaving cream and Nivea aftershave 🤌

and then there's the brushing

so much hair.

[misty trench]

horse hair brushes my beloved

[south jetty]

I towel-dry it only mostly just letting the towel soak it up between brushing

[south jetty]

can't use brushes like that - they don't get into my hair at all 🪦

I have to use the long bristles with the rounded ends and the cushion to stand a chance against the density and tangles

[gilded socket]

Ok

I know what i need to buy to become naked snake

And luckily

Surplus on ebay has it all

So i dont have to break the bank AS MUCH

Still 160ish dollars…

I would just need to find a pair of leather gloves and cut off the thumb, pointer and middle fingers and buy a compression shirt

Oh and a bandanna

[south jetty]

that doesn't sound very naked to me

(joking)

[gilded socket]

I am not take off my shirt in public

[south jetty]

Oh hell no someone got they abdomen exposed *the flesh eating hounds begin howling upon detecting the exposure*

[gilded socket]

Waow

[somber stream]

I'm the thick hair type, i remember back when i had it grew out, I will look like a hedgehog every morning

Certainly was a experience, but the heat and the weight of that thing prevented me from growing another

[south jetty]

Yeah I wake up looking like a tumbleweed but the brush turns me into a fabulous diva

also the shedding is crazy because there's so much

[misty trench]

I feel that with the shedding

[somber stream]

Yeah the shower looked like a horror movie scene after every wash

[misty trench]

I keep it loosely tied back at home which helps with tangling at least

also trimming away split ends helps some but I really gotta hit up a salon at some point

[south jetty]

I think part of my shedding at one point was the testosterone adjustment because holy fuck

I didn't actually lose anything but man

The Ring, in my shower drain

[somber stream]

The very same

[elder merlin]

Goddamn

[misty trench]

yeah I lose like a fistful and a bit a day but don't thin out at all, shit just gets replaced immediately

[south jetty]

Werewolf genes

[somber stream]

Same

I have too many hair it's insane

[misty trench]

Turk+Irish so checks out lmao

[south jetty]

I try to brush a few times through the day to lessen it

[misty trench]

yee same

it's like all you can do really

[elder merlin]

One might even say "Turkish", yes, it all makes sense now

[arctic escarp]

🇹🇷 🐺

[gilded socket]

It comes to no surprise that i shed like a dog

[round mica]

is the slop rotation today or next week

[gilded socket]

Next

[somber stream]

Today

[misty trench]

I actually have no clue I don't keep up with that shit

[gilded socket]

Arent you a fatshar employee

[tawny grail]

[somber stream]

It's going to be slop again

I can feel it

[little marten]

Good morning

[somber stream]

Good morning

[little marten]

Man was not created to have to wake up at 7:30am

[civic otter]

6am noises

[somber stream]

Laugh in 4:30AM

[civic otter]

Damn busses here are a wreck

And i live far away

Gotta walk an hour each morning

But i've grown to like it

[somber stream]

Walking is good

[civic otter]

Trve

[elder merlin]

Thats a fuckin lie, probably gonna push it to tuesday

[somber stream]

Life expectancy + 10 years

[civic otter]

Yes

Slowly making up for all of the susbtance abuse

[elder merlin]

Better be new arbite shit in commodores

[civic otter]

[civic otter]

Yeah ok buddy

[little marten]

Based

[elder merlin]

[misty trench]

Physically? no. Metaphorically? no. Spritually? also no. Fictionally, however? still no

[elder merlin]

A man can dream

[civic otter]

💀

True

Hmm

[little marten]

Metaphysically?

[civic otter]

I wish we got larger breastplates man, there's a reason i like the dlc chestpiece.

I need a LARGE arbites

Goddamn astartes proportions

[civic otter]

'Uge shoulders

[misty trench]

but Ontologically no

[stuck wasp]

Are you not an intern (working for them, but not paid)-

[elder merlin]

Has there been any shit you've playtested for darktide that made you genuinely say "Damn, this is awesome"? Or was it all middling?

[misty trench]

an intern? absolutely no

[civic otter]

Thank god

[little marten]

Lmaoooo

[somber stream]

So you don't get paid, isn't affiliated with them in anyway

[misty trench]

I'm just some fuckin' amateur dickhead that they picked up for helping with stuff, it's all volunteer, I get some rewards here and there that's it

[civic otter]

The competitive proffession of discordia moderating

[misty trench]

I mean, the skill trees

[elder merlin]

I meant more recently

[misty trench]

but yea the moderation and playtesting is all volunteer

[civic otter]

I know you have the new vet skill tree

Where is it

[misty trench]

Arbites I guess? but I really didn't get that much time with it on account of being busy irl

[elder merlin]

He says no, damn

Ya hate to see it

[somber stream]

Midtide

[elder merlin]

Deadtide

[misty trench]

I really enjoyed playtesting chaos wastes back in the day

wait wrong game

[elder merlin]

Im honestly hoping we get that in darktide, but i dont got high hopes, given how alot of the player modifiers in mortis dont seem all that great

Or even interesting

[misty trench]

nah I mean Arbi is awesome I just didn't get enough time with it on account of irl commitments and the balancing is clearly overshot

[obtuse oak]

Skill tree playtest blew my mind back when

"you were cooking WHAT?"

[misty trench]

yea like I think people forget just how fuckin barebones and dogshit the OG talent system was

ofc the issue becomes that skill trees are a lot more work to balance but eh, it's a worthy trade off mostly

[obtuse oak]

An intern still has a signed labour agreement and is expected to work x hours and reports to a supervisor and all that jazz. Mods have none of that, we just pinky promise to keep an eye on the place and get perms and then we devote as much of our free time to it as we see fit. Nothing so official as an internship

[stuck wasp]

Chaos Waste was the most liked mode in Vt2. It would be strange if they didn't try it in Darktide.
It is also the biggest one

So I don't think it'll come any time soon

And they've said that Mortis isn't meant to be Dt's Chaos Waste analogue

[elder merlin]

It is wild, cause i'd been following darktide since its release on and off, so seeing the complete overhaul was wild to see

[loud lance]

With the weekly contracts, is it team or personal goals? Like kill x by range, does it count if someone else does it in the team

[misty trench]

yeah Mortis feels nothing like CW, it's a lot slower and frankly kinda boring in comparison

[elder merlin]

End of next year, take it or leave it

[obtuse oak]

Team kills count iirc

[analog marsh]

Yeah it was like VT2, but only a single class per "character" and also 1 less character.

I hope Zealot and Veteran get their trees reworked soon, like Ogryn got his redone.

[loud lance]

But I like my current veteran, I don't want him nerfed

[analog marsh]

Wouldn't be nerfed, would be buffed.

[hidden trout]

nah nerfed for you only
everyone else gets the buffed version

[misty trench]

typing up a 50 page document recommending veteran get demoted back to recruit status

[analog marsh]

[misty trench]

yea idk the things I want from DT I sincerely doubt I'll get, which is fine because I've got modded VT2 that scratches the itch just fine

[nocturne bloom]

Should I be concerned if my gpu is only at 37c while playing borderlands 4 on max settings and native resolution?..

That seems entirely unbelievable

[analog marsh]

I hope we get more then a plasma gunner and new mission for the update. New weapons would be nice to see.

[south jetty]

now sniff your finger

[analog marsh]

What GPU?

[nocturne bloom]

9070 but my room is cooking

[misty trench]

the one with the coke nail or?

[analog marsh]

Hmmm, probably should be concerned since borderlands 4 runs like a dead guardsmen

[south jetty]

the one you use to scratch

[steady pagoda]

What program is monitoring the temperature? There's different places you can take the temperature from. Are you using GPU-Z or similar?

[nocturne bloom]

Runs fine for me lol

[fierce cave]

I am purpl

I'm so cool now

[little marten]

Traitor

[fierce cave]

Really cool ass spaghetti

[nocturne bloom]

Ive never had a crash or frame drop in it so I guess im lucky

[fierce cave]

Join us

[analog marsh]

Weird, even the 5090 people were complaining about the performance.

[fierce cave]

Become urple

[little marten]

I forgot 🙁

[nocturne bloom]

Id complain about performance on 4k as well mate

[formal mortar]

Nobody needs to be playing borderlands in 4k

[fierce cave]

480p

Like the original

[formal mortar]

Nah they should be playing in 144p

[fierce cave]

[south jetty]

the p stands for penis

why do you need so much of it huh......

[analog marsh]

From the benchmarks I looked at 5090's were only getting like 100fps in 1080p and sub 45fps in 4k 💀

[south jetty]

wait I saw footage of BL4

It doesn't even look that crazy. I've modded Minecraft to look more intense 😭

[formal mortar]

Not getting any wins in SM2 rn feels kinda bad

[fierce cave]

[nocturne bloom]

Common Nvidia L ig

[fierce cave]

I will say this

You do not need

1080p

For borderlands

It is a game that looks it's best in 480-720

[nocturne bloom]

You can run anything on a console mate

[fierce cave]

It's stylised

It's supposed to luck bad

First borderlands was peak

2nd is good

3rd is pushing it

[analog marsh]

Gets even worse for Intels best card, the B580, which only got like 25fps in 1080p.

[nocturne bloom]

Why would you buy anything Intel made

[somber stream]

Because AMD ran out of stock

God damn it

[nocturne bloom]

Mobo frying simulator 🔥 🔥 🔥

[patent veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-warhammer-40k-cat-lick-gif-10144758042871786903

[fierce cave]

Who is you

[civic otter]

Epic embed fail

[formal mortar]

There are people struggling to hit 60fps with all cards

[fierce cave]

Been here for multiple months

No red role

[analog marsh]

Yeah, borderlands 4 looks like 10% better then borderlands 2, but runs a billion times worse.

[patent veldt]

just normal Fan warhammer?

[fierce cave]

Truly a skill issue

[fierce cave]

That 10% is not needed

[fierce cave]

Dawg

You've been here

For 7 months

[formal mortar]

The game just wasn't optimized, and they are relying on the public to give them the details for it and use work arounds already. Pretty normal release stuff at this point.

[fierce cave]

And you have not sent 100 messages yet?

[nocturne bloom]

I really dont get how it works for me

[ocean widget]

You've got to rush through the main story before doing sidequests because instead of having the post game stat buff be tied to challenges they've tied it to XP

[analog marsh]

Exactly. They should of just stuck with the 2012 graphics and their game would run good.

[formal mortar]

That being said I still would probably play it if I had it

[fierce cave]

And look like the og

[analog marsh]

yep

[fierce cave]

[analog marsh]

How much fps do you get?

[fierce cave]

Might play the og borderlands

[formal mortar]

I do know a lot of my friends have refunded it already

[fierce cave]

No hype and it still flopped

[nocturne bloom]

I lock all my games at 90 max and it never really dips

[formal mortar]

BL1 is pretty fun, I think my favorite was 2 tho

[analog marsh]

Yeah BL2 is the best game imo.

[fierce cave]

Not even helldivers 2 when there is 700 barrages?

[fierce cave]

Borderlands with the guy at spawn

Who was really strong

Skagzilla

[nocturne bloom]

Never had issues with hd2 either aside from gameplay tbh

[fierce cave]

I got audio issues

[nocturne bloom]

Bone head

[formal mortar]

I don't have issues with hd2, or most games people have issues with myself tbh

[fierce cave]

Xbox release was not batched

[fierce cave]

The 9 toe guy with the shotgun

[formal mortar]

That would be Nine-Toes

[nocturne bloom]

... 9 Toes, literally lol

[fierce cave]

[formal mortar]

And he had a pistol

[nocturne bloom]

Bone head was more annoying for new players

[fierce cave]

In the cutscene you meet him

[south jetty]

I've never had graphical issues aside from Darktide having the occasional Bitsquid jank. The only game that's ever given me any issues at all

[fierce cave]

He has a double barrel

[analog marsh]

You're lucky then I guess, you avoided the fps problems somehow.

[fierce cave]

Enough talk

[nocturne bloom]

Itd seem so

[fierce cave]

Time for test

[formal mortar]

No he doesn't

[fierce cave]

Which character did you pick

In borderlands

[formal mortar]

He has no weapons in his cutscene and he just gestures his hands to his dick

And does a hip thrust

[nocturne bloom]

Yep

[fierce cave]

I played the OG like 7 years ago

[nocturne bloom]

Youre thinking of sledge

[fierce cave]

[formal mortar]

I played it on release lol

[fierce cave]

More like 10 years now lol

[formal mortar]

Nine-Toes also uses a pistol to fight with, that has a melee damage modifier on it

He has 9 toes cuz he dropped that on his foot

[fierce cave]

I went as the guy with da bird

[formal mortar]

Lamia is right tho sledge has the double barrel

And bird man is Mordecai

[fierce cave]

Could always just hide somewhere

And throw out the bird

[formal mortar]

If you played against people that had cheated their shields, you could use Mordecai to kill them

[nocturne bloom]

Early game sure

[fierce cave]

Late game too

[formal mortar]

Bird ignores shields and can 1 shot

[fierce cave]

Just upgrade big bord

[nocturne bloom]

Yep, trespass

[nocturne bloom]

Low ttk tbh

[fierce cave]

Make him fire bird

[halcyon glen]

What’s a yassassin?

[fierce cave]

Borderlands

[formal mortar]

I played Brick

[fierce cave]

The 1st one

[fierce cave]

Bricked up 😞

[formal mortar]

The assassin in 2 is Zero, 1 doesn't have an assassin

[fierce cave]

I play as ninja

[halcyon glen]

Move on

[nocturne bloom]

Bl2 is sal or bust

[fierce cave]

Because invisibility

[elder merlin]

Brick in the first one, Axton, Salvador and Krieg in the second one

[fierce cave]

Krieg?

[elder merlin]

And then Packmaster in the third, though i never finished it

[fierce cave]

I went for pack master too

[elder merlin]

Wasnt that his name?

The big psycho bandit guy

[fierce cave]

Krieg is the psycho

[fierce cave]

Yeah

He's a playable guy?

[nocturne bloom]

Pre Seq was Doppleganger, 3 Moze, 4 Vex

[fierce cave]

Claptrap for me

[formal mortar]

Krieg is fun, but out of the original 4 in bl2 I played Zer0 and Salvador

[fierce cave]

I love robits

[nocturne bloom]

😴

[halcyon glen]

Cyprus is my island

Africa is sleepy people

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-anger-psycho-krieg-red-gif-24975012

[fierce cave]

Clanker kisser

[formal mortar]

As for 3 I didn't finish that game

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

I did

Dont

The story

Is just

[halcyon glen]

Mayeahu

[nocturne bloom]

3s gameplay is fun

[fierce cave]

True

But the story

[halcyon glen]

Hello fellow virgins

[nocturne bloom]

Solo raids as moze is my jam

[fierce cave]

[nocturne bloom]

Idrc about story

[formal mortar]

It's still fun, and I didn't stop playing because I got bored

[fierce cave]

Pack master with infinity duplicating grenades

[formal mortar]

I had life happen so I couldn't play anything for a long time

[fierce cave]

[halcyon glen]

I’m not a moody guy

[nocturne bloom]

Thats garbo, all you need on moze is a backburner

[fierce cave]

I throw one

And they keep multiplying

Infinitely

[halcyon glen]

I am divine

[fierce cave]

They home too

[nocturne bloom]

Yea good luck on the erid raid with that

[fierce cave]

Homing grenades

[fierce cave]

It works

[halcyon glen]

I’m so divine

[formal mortar]

Honestly just about anything works in bl

[nocturne bloom]

Lets see you doing it on M10 then

[halcyon glen]

Look at dis

[fierce cave]

I do

It's easy

[halcyon glen]

Look at this

[nocturne bloom]

Sounds like a M11 play 😴

[little marten]

Borderlands is a premium game for premium gamers

[fierce cave]

Yes

[halcyon glen]

What’s a yassassin?

[little marten]

Are you a true fan who found $80

[fierce cave]

[halcyon glen]

(Turkish for: Long Live)

[arctic escarp]

hey spaghette

[fierce cave]

I buy every single one

[fierce cave]

Hello stranger

[elder merlin]

Yup

Dlc

[halcyon glen]

Move on

Paul

[somber stream]

BL4 is 80 bucks?

[halcyon glen]

Move on

[nocturne bloom]

I paid $130 for 4

[halcyon glen]

Pack your bags and move on

[fierce cave]

It's discounted heavily on Xbox to be around 20

[little marten]

🫵😎

[somber stream]

Bruh?

[fierce cave]

For the deluxe

[formal mortar]

I should be starting to work soon hopefully and can afford these things

[somber stream]

It's just out, how is that even possible

[arctic escarp]

$130 for a game riddled with performance issues is a scam

[fierce cave]

I know a guy that knows a guy that knows me

[somber stream]

Oh so you're full of shit, got cha

[nocturne bloom]

Pirate/Key site user

[fierce cave]

(it was put on sale)

[nocturne bloom]

Its not legitimately $20

[elder merlin]

Might get Borderlands 4 when it goes on sale or when the dlc characters come out

[somber stream]

I see

[fierce cave]

$800

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

Lucky

[somber stream]

I can't comprehend paying over 80 bucks for a game

But then again, i bought War Thunder packs..

[fierce cave]

Xbox 360 don't get that issue fr

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-you-tyler-perry-madea-madeas-farewell-whats-wrong-with-you-gif-18251457

[little marten]

I paid full price for space marine 2 💀

[arctic escarp]

my biggest money sunk was Darktide 💀

[little marten]

That’s when I knew it was time to quit the cheeba

[fierce cave]

Sadge

[arctic escarp]

I got caught in that cosmetic sauce

[fierce cave]

Mine is uh

[formal mortar]

I would say my biggest money sink was CS:GO but I profitted thousands off that game

[somber stream]

The only game i paid full price for recently is Elden Ring and its DLC

[little marten]

I’d have spent a lot on Darktide if FatShark didn’t betray me on the special edition aquillas

[somber stream]

Also Expedition 33 ig

[halcyon glen]

Yassassin

[fierce cave]

I got that shi for free

[arctic escarp]

BG3 I spent full price deluxe around release days

[formal mortar]

Yeah I did same for bg3

[halcyon glen]

Locator for the virgin king

[little marten]

Fromsoft is a no questions asked pay full price company

[halcyon glen]

Something kind of hit me today

[ocean widget]

I was not risking 60 quid for BG3 knowing how DOS2 went

[halcyon glen]

I’m taking it hard all the time

[ocean widget]

Dont think ive bought a full price game in a good long while

[fierce cave]

Hollow knight enthusiast:
Borderlands enjoyer:

[halcyon glen]

But now

[fierce cave]

[halcyon glen]

Choking on you nightly

[fierce cave]

What

[formal mortar]

I like bg 1 and 2, and got to play a lot of bg3 while it was in early access at my grandpa's house

[halcyon glen]

Deceive your next of kin

[formal mortar]

So that's why I bought it full price

[arctic escarp]

wtf is Sue on about

[halcyon glen]

I love you in your fuck me pumps

[fierce cave]

Choking on something hard

[halcyon glen]

We are the dead

We are the dogs

[ocean widget]

Its sue as usual dw

[halcyon glen]

We are the boys

[fierce cave]

We are the walking dead?

[arctic escarp]

well I like being human so

[halcyon glen]

One thing kind of touched me today

[fierce cave]

[halcyon glen]

Sue, I got the job

[somber stream]

Brits are weird

[ocean widget]

Fuck you

[fierce cave]

I'm British

How could you say that

[somber stream]

Thank you for proving my point

[fierce cave]

Duality of man right here