general-chat

[worthy garden]

we trust in the ogryn

even better lol i say it too much

[jaunty path]

But I still do it from time to time when I feel it was mostly on me

[quiet turret]

Well I can see them 24/7 and they seem tankie.

[worthy garden]

not like i'm telling you how to play just aring some grivenince i have with pub lobbies sometimes

[jaunty path]

Bully club bat ogyrn is insane

[worthy garden]

also meaty an ogryn party is a fun party

[quiet turret]

I have it where I don't explode my brain anymore.

[jaunty path]

I like to act as cover for my downed teammates when I can

I clear space for my teammates to pick em up

[worthy garden]

i was going for that one but i can manage it well enough. that i don't need it

[orchid skiff]

use your eyes to see my 4"8 characters better and follow me duh

[worthy garden]

anyway i got stuff to do. good to talk to y'all.

[quiet turret]

I was in a match with 3 of them I felt so small.

[jaunty path]

Same but I'm sitting out rn to calm down

[quiet turret]

But I'm also small.

[orchid skiff]

grow up

[quiet turret]

Hmph no.

[quiet turret]

The only part of me that grows more is my lower half 😉 I am built to be a femboy.

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043034156210339841/1417231281204236430/image0.gif

[weak beacon]

[quiet turret]

Well I can stop it at 99% every time.

[jaunty path]

Let's not

[quiet turret]

I meant my thighs and bottom lol.

[jaunty path]

Now what am I thinking about....ogyrn gameplay

[jaunty path]

Good.

I was addicted to playing pickaxe ogyrn but its honestly not great for horde clear.

Unless there's a cleave blessing

Cease

[quiet turret]

Ok ok lol.

I stop.

[fluid moon]

what the hell did i walk in on

[jaunty path]

You will be smited by mods if ye continue.

Now what are the blessings...

[somber stream]

It's always the Femboys

[fluid moon]

[jaunty path]

Maybe I should play with karolas

Whatever its called

Hm

But it doesn't do as much damage

[lime island]

warhammer 40,000: darktide

[orchid skiff]

Today is mandatory penis inspection day

[weak beacon]

[fluid moon]

the iron in my back pocket argues it to be optional

[fair bridge]

is my back pocket

[fluid moon]

fuck off

[quiet turret]

I stop lol.

[elder merlin]

[fluid moon]

ogryn fat fingers keyboard for the 50 billionth time

[fair bridge]

maybe if you said im or ib or ij or ik or ih

[fluid moon]

you forgot “i “

[fair bridge]

i would never assume you would make such a horrible mistake

[fluid moon]

you never know

[fair bridge]

i never know... 😔

[civic otter]

darktide and femboys. always.

cursed place

[jaunty path]

Oh maybe I need to change up my talents

[somber stream]

Move along

[jaunty path]

Yeayeah

Fucking wifi

I hate the wifi here

Time to be muted by the bot

[civic otter]

there ye are

[jaunty path]

Will everything send...

[fair bridge]

the blatant sexual references are getting a little old

[ocean widget]

[lilac crag]

anavar!

[lilac crag]

I haven't seen you in so long

[fair bridge]

maybe nicolaus was right to be an incel

[civic otter]

hello, i am back from vacation. last year of studies has kept me busy so

[weak beacon]

Sex is bad not cash money 👎

[halcyon glen]

I’m so glad that we were strangers when we meet

[lilac crag]

welcome back lad

[jaunty path]

COCK CHECK GUARDSMEN!

OMNIOUS BOLTFIRE SOUND

[civic otter]

thanks, it is absolutely dreadful to be back here

[lilac crag]

indeed it is

[jaunty path]

Now...

[quiet turret]

Oh no I'm doomed.

[jaunty path]

I love the body guard personality for ogyrn

[civic otter]

the zealot is right for classifying people as witches and freaks to this day

bring it back!

[fair bridge]

now it's too far in the other direction

[lilac crag]

conduct a culling

shrimply as that

[jaunty path]

I feel like he's more on the Human level mental slowness.

[fair bridge]

oh boy

[orchid skiff]

We need to build a wall

[ocean widget]

Mallow

For the 3rd time

Touch grass

[fluid moon]

bouncer, bodyguard, or slab

[orchid skiff]

Why's bro mad

[fair bridge]

no idea

he seems a little disingenuous so i don't really pay much attention...

[civic otter]

there can be nay growth without sacrifice

[obtuse oak]

Some even say he's dense

[lilac crag]

I think he's a motherfucker

[ocean widget]

I haven't fucked any mothers
Yet

[somber stream]

yet, huh

[lilac crag]

1-0

[jaunty path]

Bodyguard lol.

It's hard to tell what he truly means behind what he says sometimes. But I think that Ogyrn is more literal with what he says and rarely means things as insult

[fair bridge]

yet huh

[quiet turret]

Key word yet.

[fluid moon]

today*

[civic otter]

TRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[ocean widget]

Anyway I ain't
Just thinking its a good idea to become an incel is like thinking testing the weight limit on a ceiling fan is good

[civic otter]

ARE WE GETTING ON A TRAIN?!?!?!

[quiet turret]

This hour*

[weak beacon]

I wish for five burgers and five more burgers

[obtuse oak]

Eventually, once you settle down with the woman of your dreams and have missionary sex for the purposes of procreation like God intended, everyone becomes a motherfucker.

[fair bridge]

once more you're taking everything i'm saying literally

[ocean widget]

Had too much cornflakes so I cant do that

[jaunty path]

Isn't that The Bully?

[ocean widget]

Yeah

[orchid skiff]

I'm dying

[ocean widget]

The bully loves trains

[civic otter]

yes, trainssssssssssssssss

[ocean widget]

I havent stolen anything from you so clearly im not

[weak beacon]

I play as bully ogryn

[orchid skiff]

Hank when are you renaming gen chat to autism chat

[jaunty path]

The bodyguard once said "You have lousy aim like me!"

Vet: "We've got to work on your compliments..."

[fair bridge]

decent joke thank you for your service

[fluid moon]

this is assuming highway 9 doesnt claim another soul and turn into the pavement hellspawn we sealed away long ago

[obtuse oak]

Bully is the Ork that loves trains, Brawler is the British army veteran having a pint down by the pub, Bodyguard is the Slavic genius

[ocean widget]

Thats too vague

[civic otter]

Rotundous creature

[ocean widget]

Bully best ogryn

[somber stream]

I think Shark removed all remarks about Ratlings

[fair bridge]

huh?

[somber stream]

Something is brewing?

[jaunty path]

HE'S SO SMART I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I wish he was commended for it more

[quiet turret]

Who?

[somber stream]

Shark

Fat fish

[civic otter]

potato stew

[somber stream]

Nice

[jaunty path]

He is truly impressive for an ogyrn. Like Omnivorous is a HUGE word for an ogyrn to know

[obtuse oak]

Professional Veteran tells him "you're plenty smart as it is, big man" when Bodyguard says he wants a bonehead implant

So someone recognises it at least

[ocean widget]

I do need to check brawler voicelines though to confirm this

[weak beacon]

Rotund megaladon

[civic otter]

all ogryns in darktide are abnormally smart

[jaunty path]

He was so close to saying Omnipotent

[obtuse oak]

To confirm what?

[alpine remnant]

I love ogryns

[thick fog]

Brawler just loves, loves, loves shooting things

[ocean widget]

"British army vet at the pub"

[fluid moon]

well sefoni has to do something in her free time, and if it isnt torturing a meathead its teaching em

[jaunty path]

He actually understands atleast part of wha "Omni" means

[obtuse oak]

He says "sah yes sah" and he's 'ungry and wants rashuns. If that doesn't describe a Britbong veteran at his local Wetherspoons, then idk anymore.

[jaunty path]

He even recognized his error when he said Omnivorous

[weak beacon]

Ogryn are a nice change after the nothing but “THIS IS THE WILL OF THE LEX!!”

[civic otter]

sefoni? the patience to teach an ogryn?

[ocean widget]

I mean
I cant say youre wrong tbf

[civic otter]

THISSS ISS THE WILL OF THE LEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

KILL THAT SEXTUS MINORIS

1 0 5

[quiet turret]

Kinky.

[jaunty path]

He literally thought so much that he fell over. Occuring to his voiceline

He used 90% of his brain

[fluid moon]

“teaching” used loosely mind you

[jaunty path]

That's so huge.

[civic otter]

lel

[ocean widget]

Ogryns are secretly geniuses, the smartest thing you can do in the warhammer 40k universe is act stupid

[civic otter]

ogryns are perfectly fitting the universe

literally making the best living out of the most minimal existence

[fluid moon]

please dont speak to me

like ever

[jaunty path]

Ogyrns are natural born philosophers and you can't tell me otherwise

[obtuse oak]

Ogryns don't exactly play dumb to any effective benefit, however. They get shipped to the frontlines to charge enemy fortifications en masse.

[ocean widget]

This
Act dumb, play smart

[quiet turret]

Aww now I'm sad.

[obtuse oak]

And they enthusiastically perform that job with great casualty rates.

[ocean widget]

Its all a part of a secret strategy including the felinids
Shhhhh

[jaunty path]

"Never trust a machine with more than one button" LIKE IS THAT NOT FULL OF INSIGHTFUL MEANING?

[elder merlin]

What if i settle down with a guy

[ocean widget]

Mpreg

[obtuse oak]

Haram

[orchid skiff]

Nicolaus can tell you what you are

[elder merlin]

Listen, if god didnt like gays then he wouldnt keep making 'em

[civic otter]

your father will vanish

[jaunty path]

It's dumb as hell on the surface level but I feel its a way of saying never trust something like AI intelligence. That which may or may not still be within the Imperium.

[obtuse oak]

For legal reasons, this is a joke and this server is an inclusive space

[final herald]

HANK NOT YOU TOO

[orchid skiff]

Unbased

[jaunty path]

What else uh

[elder merlin]

He got banned

[final herald]

HE'S FALLEN TO GOONPOSTING

[orchid skiff]

Explaining yourself is lame

[quiet turret]

I mean other species do it.

[fair bridge]

paul has me blocked but he's spitting fire

[obtuse oak]

Christian traditions is goonposting now?

[elder merlin]

A likely story, ban him, @misty trench

[somber stream]

What did you do

[final herald]

yeah christianity is a fertility cult after all

[jaunty path]

Or not trusting multipurpose machinery. Which is also dumb. Or well promoting more trust onto servitors that only do simple menial tasks.

[fair bridge]

i don't know and i do not care

[elder merlin]

Imagine calling a mod on another mod for real though

[ocean widget]

For moral reasons too

[elder merlin]

Would be fuckin wild

[arctic escarp]

the good ending (?)

[jaunty path]

Eve is so hawaiii

[weak beacon]

Blood for the blood god

[obtuse oak]

True. They revere a woman so fertile she spontaneously became pregnant

[misty trench]

he is banned, idk what more you want from me smh

[orchid skiff]

He was speaking truth to power... Good night sweet prince.....

[arctic escarp]

ong tho

MLM is the most

alpha male thing you can do

[elder merlin]

I am aware

[obtuse oak]

Am I?

[jaunty path]

spontaneously became pregnant

God is not beating the allegations

[quiet turret]

Huh.

[orchid skiff]

Sometimes I feel like I can still hear Hank

[elder merlin]

[orchid skiff]

I miss him

[arctic escarp]

he was one of the good ones

[quiet turret]

Who is hank?

[misty trench]

for illegal reasons, that was a joke

[obtuse oak]

Guys I'm not banned!!! I'm still here!!!! 😭

[jaunty path]

Who the fuck is hank

[elder merlin]

Sometimes

[orchid skiff]

He is part of us now

[elder merlin]

Its like he is still with us

[jaunty path]

Hank Bill?

[obtuse oak]

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-daffy-duck-turn-off-the-water-banging-glass-gif-9926768394434714424

[misty trench]

it's true

my ancestors built pyramids and so shall I

[halcyon glen]

Hi guys

[quiet turret]

Paints over the glass.

[fair bridge]

multi-level marketing ??

[elder merlin]

Maybe see if they'll let you build them a bit smaller this time, save on time and such

[arctic escarp]

man loving man...

[fair bridge]

i'm lost 😭

[weak beacon]

Men

[jaunty path]

My ancestors were life long laborers but we can't talk about that

[halcyon glen]

Zane Zane Zane

[fluid moon]

is hank some sort of group hallucination

[jaunty path]

Society

[orchid skiff]

Ew

[jaunty path]

Yeah

[halcyon glen]

A lad in vain

[arctic escarp]

Men

☕

[ocean widget]

Men loving men unfortunately shares the same acronym as multi level marketing

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[obtuse oak]

Sue the virgin dreams me into being

[elder merlin]

Lol shut up

[fair bridge]

fortunately i'm now making bank

[jaunty path]

@elder merlin I just now understood your name

[weak beacon]

Men 🤤

[jaunty path]

Is it over for me

[elder merlin]

[fluid moon]

men loving multi level marketing loving men

[arctic escarp]

men you say?

[orchid skiff]

@nicolaus
Seek
You know what to do

[ancient violet]

Alpha Podcasters

[halcyon glen]

Virginity rocks 🤘

[elder merlin]

Me and my buddy were talking about this very thing a couple days ago, wondering how many people playing darktide actually get my name's reference

[obtuse oak]

Good, now you can explain it to me

[ocean widget]

I've just assumed your name was anime related given the pfp

[fluid moon]

i think a lot of people get it just nobody mentions it

[halcyon glen]

Paul

[fair bridge]

making an alternative darktide discord that is only for believers of the one true faith ✝️

[ocean widget]

1 member

[elder merlin]

Its a play on Paul Bunyan, Early american legend

[fair bridge]

nicolaus

[arctic escarp]

aaah coptic christianity

[ocean widget]

Ah OK
That explains why I also wouldnt get it

[elder merlin]

My buddy changed his named BabeTheblueoxgryn recently too to match

[jaunty path]

Paul Bunyan is a giant lumberjack.

Talltale I first heard about in uh 2nd grade?

[fair bridge]

who was the guy that lasso'd tornadoes

[obtuse oak]

Oh it's an American thing I'm too European to understand, got it

[fair bridge]

that was my favorite

[ocean widget]

Im sorry what

[arctic escarp]

dont give me that malarkey..

[ocean widget]

How in the fuck do you lasso wind

[jaunty path]

The European mind cannot comprehend giant men handling wood.

[drowsy lynx]

Baul punyan

[elder merlin]

Basically during the early days of lumberjacks, they made a folktale of a man as tall as trees that could fell a great many trees with a swing of his axe

[jaunty path]

European men are truly the most effeminate kind....

[orchid skiff]

I join

[ocean widget]

Well yeah everyone's as tall as a tree
That's not much of an achievement

[misty trench]

air-tight rope ofc

[elder merlin]

Who also found a small blue ox one day that he named babe, who also grew to Paul's legendary size as well

[fair bridge]

pecos bill would ride tornadoes

[ocean widget]

[ancient violet]

Well howdy there, anythin is possible when >insert post civil war saying of the American dream<🤠

[elder merlin]

The trees they meant were several stories high and as thick as a building

[ocean widget]

Ah
Drugs
Good to know

[drowsy lynx]

Paul Bunyan, John Henry, and Johnny Appleseed were required American folklore back in the day

[elder merlin]

Like the great red trees and shit

[weak beacon]

[somber stream]

I know of the guy who rode a nuke to hell

[elder merlin]

Those trees

[fair bridge]

john henry is the most well-known i believe

[jaunty path]

I have never read tom sawyer

Or moby dick

[misty trench]

the moby dick fandom is dying, reblog this if you're a true dickhead

[drowsy lynx]

I assumed Appleseed was but I've also lived in the same state my whole life, hard to tell what's popular elsewhere

[elder merlin]

After the lumberjack era died down, it was said that Paul and Babe went to the great north where they spent their time wrestling and horsing around, tearing up the land as they went, creating the mountains and vallies that we have today

[ocean widget]

And i thought the seven days were bad

[obtuse oak]

Asians exist

[gentle cedar]

No way

[orchid skiff]

Just fell to my knees in a walkable street. What do you mean you're American too ?

[ancient violet]

Am I the only person who read the book and thought the whale was fully justified in everything they did 🤔

[misty trench]

I mean the whale is the protag tbh

[ancient violet]

[ocean widget]

I havent read moby dick but yeah fighting a wild animal and expecting it not to fight back is dumb

[elder merlin]

Pecos Bill, @fair bridge

He lassoed tornadoes

Or a tornado

[weak beacon]

The sleepiness is catching up to me

[ancient violet]

Thats not exactly what happened

He killed one of the calves

[fair bridge]

his story is one of the most relevant of the american tall tales today - i believe he trended recently on twitter after someone posted an old animation comparing it to artists fighting against AI or something

[elder merlin]

Goto sleep, gay wolf

[ocean widget]

Potato potato

[ancient violet]

Whale went John Wick on his ass

[fair bridge]

i honestly don't think i've heard the name johnny appleseed since i was a kid

[obtuse oak]

My favourite Moby Dick adaptation is Igon's quest in Shadow of the Erdtree

[fair bridge]

what is a "walkable street"

[orchid skiff]

CURSE YOUUUU BAYLEEEEEE

[ancient violet]

Was a massive Male Bull who was like 80+ years old

[ocean widget]

A street that is able to walk

[drowsy lynx]

I am, but I have no concept of a walkable street. What is this?

[ancient violet]

The reason why he was "white" was because he had too many scars on his body that his out layer was fully peeled off

[drowsy lynx]

Oh absolutely

[obtuse oak]

This is a parable for the struggles of the white man

[drowsy lynx]

Anyone with a job threatened by AI knows this feeling for sure

[orchid skiff]

Imagine a location with no car around

[ocean widget]

"Bulls are like onions" is something I never would've expected to read from american folklore

[elder merlin]

Alright, now ban Hank

[elder merlin]

I fucking wish

[weak beacon]

[drowsy lynx]

Like, inside a giant mall, or before they pave a parking lot?

[ocean widget]

With a simple sledgehammer and enough time you can remove all the cars in your local area by turning them into useless hunks of metal

[jaunty path]

I really cannot imagine living in a car centric hell hole

[ocean widget]

The fact cyberpunk is a walkable city is what makes that game unrealistic ngl

[orchid skiff]

Picture an adult surviving without a driver's license

[obtuse oak]

Walkable cities are pedestrian nonsense

[drowsy lynx]

Erm all cities are walkable, just walk to your car

[jaunty path]

I'm already a hermit. I don't want to be fuckin stuck with nowhere in walking distance

[jaunty path]

They're just plainly cheaper too.

[drowsy lynx]

Miles of walking along stroads intensifies

[jaunty path]

Stroads are death traps for anyone not inside of a car

[ripe tangle]

me as a teenager when I was old enough to drive but too poor to own a car be like:

I got my license to drive at 16 but didn’t own a car until I was 20 😐

[jaunty path]

Like how the fuck do you ask bicyclists to stay on the road when they have almost none.

[brave slate]

NGL it's kinda fun

[obtuse oak]

Stroad sounds like the name of a small brown woodland creature of ambiguous taxonomy

What the fuck are you on about

[ocean widget]

Shrimple
Make them have medical insurance for when they get hit

[jaunty path]

That's how it goes yeah. What was it like first driving? Did you still have your skills 4 years after?

[jaunty path]

Stroads are a combination of road and street

[brave slate]

Uninsured American detected 😂

[ripe tangle]

Yeah I did, no issues.

[ocean widget]

Im british

[jaunty path]

Look it up you should be able to tell how bad it actually is

Those longass crossings man...

[brave slate]

I'm sorry, get well soon

[ripe tangle]

I still drove when I didn’t have a car. Just didn’t have the freedom to do it whenever I wanted to.

[ocean widget]

Stop nicking people's cars lucia

[jaunty path]

Huh. I could drive my dads car when I get my license

I could

[obtuse oak]

Wait there's a difference? I thought those were synonyms

[brave slate]

Why wait?

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

[elder merlin]

Welcome to america

[jaunty path]

Yeah uh street's are much smaller. Not sure how to explain without pictures

I think street is more sidewalk than road

Road is the black pavement

[drowsy lynx]

It's not bad when you're just walking with no real goal / time constraints but kinda sucks if you're on your way to something

[jaunty path]

I really do not like cars...I think I have a minor phobia of moving vehicles.

[misty trench]

walkable cities are terrible, watching some mf in the park walking a whole ass city like where the fuck am I supposed to sit huh?

[ripe tangle]

Roads are wider and usually designated for vehicular traffic only, Streets are smaller and for people, Stroads are basically a really wide street you’re expected to use like a road lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Love huffing car fumes

[ripe tangle]

You know those wide roads that have businesses or apartments and stuff on them but you need a car to get to them?

[misty trench]

delicious diesel combustion products

[ripe tangle]

That’s a stroad

[elder hare]

just wait til we hit avenues

[somber stream]

Gasoline smells amazing

[elder hare]

thats the ethanol, same chemical in baking bread

[somber stream]

Nice

[misty trench]

odourless gasoline was not a good time for anyone back in the day

[elder hare]

normally gasoline is scentless but people have had some bad accidents-- yeah

[brave slate]

That's why electric cars suck. What am I supposed to do? Breathe in the electrons?

[orchid skiff]

Sniff me

[misty trench]

also methanol fires are fucking horrifying

[misty trench]

ionized air enjoyers in shambles

[elder hare]

plug the-- you know what, nevermind

[somber stream]

The invisible ones?

[misty trench]

yep, invisible flames

[somber stream]

Yeah, nasty bugger

[ripe tangle]

You ever pump your gas and the hose leaks so you get a bunch of fuel on you?

It’s awful

[elder hare]

all the time, makes juggling lighters difficult

[somber stream]

Free parfume yayy

[ripe tangle]

the inside if your vehicle ends up smelling like it for a month, and you can’t even smoke a cigarette!

[misty trench]

I have never had a petrol pump fail on me, no

[brave slate]

Sounds like you never had a gasoline fight with your friends at a gas station

[ripe tangle]

It’s happened to me twice

[misty trench]

siphoning gas on the other hand...yeah no never again if I can help it

[little marten]

Don’t drive then just sprint everywhere

[jaunty path]

Yes but I do not think its good to inhale!

[somber stream]

It's not

[stark bobcat]

who can say though

[misty trench]

hundreds of hours of sprint-sliding has prepared me for this

[ripe tangle]

I’ve done this too and ended up with a mouth full lol

[misty trench]

YEP

[jaunty path]

[jaunty path]

What is wrong with yall.

[low hemlock]

pee you maybe

[ripe tangle]

It’s called Running out of Gas, Missus.

[jaunty path]

I hope you rinsed the fuck out of your mouth

[somber stream]

Is EU still set on banning gas car in 2050

[brave slate]

How do people run out of gas? Do you just ignore the needle pointing at empty?

[low hemlock]

uh sister you’ve made a spelling error there

mouth full?

[ripe tangle]

Naaaah, I love the taste of Gasoline in my mouth.

[jaunty path]

Yeah mouth full of GASOLINE

[ripe tangle]

I might go drink some later.

[jaunty path]

FUCK YOU NOW I WANT SOME

dies

Why do tasty things need to be deadly to ingest

[misty trench]

faulty fuel gage will do it but I do know people who have just grossly overestimated their ability to travel on fumes

[somber stream]

Running on empty

[ripe tangle]

in my case, my fuel line was compromised.

so I was running out of fuel really fast.

[jaunty path]

I will be moving to the EU

[little marten]

Gas guzzler

[jaunty path]

If possible

[little marten]

Where in eu u going

[somber stream]

Gratz, which country?

[jaunty path]

Idk

I mean in the far dark future..

[little marten]

I’ll tell you if it’s hot.

Or not.

[ripe tangle]

go to Austria, Missus.

[somber stream]

Southern France is nice

[little marten]

Austria NOT

[somber stream]

Austria is for the rich wtf

[elder hare]

Bosnia

[little marten]

Full of classical music nerds

[stuck wasp]

Nice is southern France

[little marten]

Oh wow you play cello that’s so cool

[somber stream]

Zip it brit

[jaunty path]

That requires me to learn the language, and cancel my American Citizenship

[brave slate]

Highly dependent on which part of Austria you move to.

[jaunty path]

You get taxed as an american citizen. Even outside of the US

[ripe tangle]

Missus, move to Spain!

Spain is nice

[little marten]

Spain is…..

HOT

[jaunty path]

Spin

[somber stream]

fucked

Spain is fucked

[jaunty path]

Norway

[ripe tangle]

the Spanish apparently live in Spain without the S

[brave slate]

Move to Finland

[little marten]

Norway is a bit dead tbh

[ripe tangle]

not in the EU

it’s Schengen but not EU

[somber stream]

Denmark is nice

[ripe tangle]

kinda like Switzerland

[jaunty path]

Lucia would you ever wanna leave america

[little marten]

Enjoy a secure job, high wages, and a 50% tax rate.

[outer jasper]

your profile pictuer is really small I thought this was a guy with a shitload of black eyeliner like some 2000s numetal band lead singer

[ripe tangle]

depends where to

[little marten]

It’s my son

[ripe tangle]

I have no intention of leaving…

[somber stream]

But, health care and social benefits

[outer jasper]

your son look mad chill ig

[little marten]

And driving to Sweden every weekend for a beer

[somber stream]

Yes

Schengen is nice, actually

A bit depressing around winter, but nice

[misty trench]

oh that fuckin sucks

[ripe tangle]

I was soooooo fucking upset, that shit was expensive to replace lol

[misty trench]

yea my first car had a bunch of shit that needed replacing to the point it was better to just scrap it

[somber stream]

TÜV sagt nein

[brave slate]

Drive to the fatshark offices and ask about the updates

[jaunty path]

Like for good

Yeah I mean like

If you could go where you wanted outside of the US

Fuck this wifi.

Aaaaa

[elder hare]

lmfao

[jaunty path]

I love wifi

[somber stream]

Go to Tahiti

No one checks Tahiti

[ripe tangle]

I leave it every few years as a tourist, as for moving away, I have no intention of doing that; I have the wisdom of knowing my problems don’t simply go away moving to a new place.

Unless a civil war or some kind of extreme civil unrest actually happens, that might be the only thing incentivizing me to suggest actually leaving.

[jaunty path]

My dads van is on its way out.

Like

Rusted everywhere

Something keeps breaking

Pay for one thing something else breaks

He keeps the fucking front bumper on with tied up coat hangers

[misty trench]

yea that sounds like it's donezo

[jaunty path]

I'm praying. That when he gets it inspected

That the chasis is rusted

That's when its truly not street safe

....and

Its visually not street safe

And looking at its history. It's not safe period lol.

[elder merlin]

Nah, its just got character

[jaunty path]

Its a corpse

He has a brand new car as well.

[elder merlin]

A corpse has character

Had anyway

[misty trench]

the doctor saying I'm fine while they're lowering me into the casket

[elder merlin]

[tired steeple]

So like

[jaunty path]

I've argued with him and told him that he has no actual use for it

[tired steeple]

The warp is made up of emotions and that

[elder merlin]

Get out dat casket, i see your eyes moving

[tired steeple]

And the warp can conjure almost anything

[jaunty path]

He needs to, at the very least, throw everything inside of the car away.

He has to toss all of it. He has no use for any of it

But unfortunately. Hes a hoarder in denial

[tired steeple]

Can the warp conjure GW having less of a stick up their arse?

[brave slate]

It's got sentimental value! You can't throw that stuff away

[jaunty path]

literal garbage he hasn't touched in years

[orchid skiff]

Do not pee me

[jaunty path]

Sentiment value is one thing

It becoming a hazard is another

[somber stream]

I still have my first bicycle stored in a corner somewhere

[jaunty path]

The "I'll use it eventually mentality" is so detrimental..

[brave slate]

You don't need to touch art to appreciate it

[jaunty path]

This isn't a bike this is a rusted van falling apart

It takes over 30 minutes to turn on.

And he STILL puts a chain on the wheel like someone has the patience to try and steal that shit

[somber stream]

If it has historical value or personal ties then it doesn't hurt to keep around. Long as you meet the safety standard should you ever want to operate the thing

[jaunty path]

I would give fewer fucks if he didn't have to move it every week

That's two cars

Looking for parking for hours...

[jaunty path]

Some guy around his age fell down laughing when he saw him put on the chain

[jaunty path]

Safety.....stares at the drivers door that can't open anymore

stares at the backdoor thats kept closed with a strap device

stares at the hole in the floor covered with iron wool

[somber stream]

Sounds homey

But yeah something needs to be done about those

[jaunty path]

The backdoor can't close btw

[brave slate]

Someone once offered to keep my backdoor closed with a strap device

[elder hare]

paint it red to make it go faster

[somber stream]

Can't have preventable accidents going about

[jaunty path]

It won't stay locked up

We've walked through the robbery scenario so many times

Okay some guy manages to break in the car

What now? He goes in the drivers seat and hot wires it. Ignition. It turns off-

Imagining it without the chain*

It turns off. Now what? Lets think about the possible age of the guy

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

I imagine its probably a young dude or someone in their 30s

40s? Idk

But then fucking what?

My dad needs to pat the gas peddle to get some gas in the container or whatever

This takes......

Honestly it's RNG based on whether that shit turns on

Most of the time

It does...

But they won't have the patience

15 30 minutes

But then. The car hijacker manages to get it on. As in for good.

And drives away

Then what is lost

OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED ONE THING

He'd lose the screw driver he used to open up the front

What is it called? Forgot

Hood

[brave slate]

That's a surprisingly decent video game idea... You play as a thief breaking into Missus's dad's car and you have to fix a bunch of issues to get it to start.
Kinda like my summer car but less rally racing and more thievery

[jaunty path]

He'd lose the screw driver he kept in the car to open up the hood

[silver gate]

Am I supposed to use #vox-lfg-nasa for lfg if I don't wanna use voice chat?

[jaunty path]

Also. To make it worse. Opening up the hood is a two person job.

[elder merlin]

Wtf

At this point, just steal the van yourself and drive it off a cliff

[jaunty path]

I need to sit in the driver's seat see, I YANK on the hood pull

And my dad needs to just...do a light tap on the hood to open it

No its not open yet actually

After that is where the screw screwdriver comes in

He needs to position the handle in the nose. And press something up.

Then its open....the car gore in all its glory..

[elder merlin]

Are you sure this van isnt a bop-it?

[jaunty path]

This car is a puzzle only me and my dad can solve

Lmfao.

[elder merlin]

Just set it on fire already lol

[jaunty path]

It smells like gasoline on the inside already

Might as well.

I had to carry the battery upstairs so many fucking times

So heavy

[elder merlin]

Your dad was cursed by the gods to keep this van til he dies, if he tries to get rid of it, the gods kill a random member of his family for every day its not in his possession

[brave slate]

You're not really good at convincing us that this car needs to be gotten rid off. It almost seems more like a fun challenge to get it started

[elder merlin]

Its the only reason he still has it

[somber stream]

Yeah no kidding\

Keep the thing around with a manual

[jaunty path]

HAHAHAHHAA

Ah dude

[somber stream]

For your kids to meddle with

[jaunty path]

This is a ford van

[elder merlin]

Ford F150 motherfucker

[jaunty path]

What year is it from uh

[orchid skiff]

Nice eyes

[ancient violet]

Ban this guy

[jaunty path]

Its over 40 years old or so

I've known it since I was small

[elder merlin]

Of course he is in a ahri server

Ban him

[brave slate]

You're flirting instead of answering the poor dudes question?

[ancient violet]

League stickers too

Truly one for the masses

[orchid skiff]

Why don't you answer him then ???

[jaunty path]

But the real question is WHY WOULD ANYONE STEAL IT?

[brave slate]

His eyes are too pretty. I'm shy

[elder merlin]

I could give him a pass if it was Rammus, Kha'Zix, Mordekaiser or Rek'Sai

[ocean widget]

if you're in either of those two regions yes

[ancient violet]

They also have Silvervale stickers

Which is pretty SUS too

[elder merlin]

Dont encourage him

[jaunty path]

At most someone breaks in and sleeps in the car

[orchid skiff]

I don't recall being the help desk

just because I usually help people doesn't mean I will always

[ocean widget]

voice chat isnt required btw @silver gate

[orchid skiff]

I am unpredictable

[jaunty path]

What else uh

[orchid skiff]

I am wild like nature

Tornado

[jaunty path]

There's a plethora of better options in our neighborhood

[orchid skiff]

Free like the wind

[elder merlin]

Calm down there, gayboi

[brave slate]

And always sucking things?

[nocturne bloom]

Sucking?

[jaunty path]

People graffiti'd his van a few times

[somber stream]

I have a BMW E39 5 i got from me old man, runs so well it will most likely get passed down to my child as well

[brave slate]

Oh no

[orchid skiff]

I never suck

[brave slate]

Always the suckee, never the sucker

[orchid skiff]

Such is my curse

[nocturne bloom]

Both, both are good

[jaunty path]

Honestly I'm just tired of the old samey thing. I was especially annoyed when he kept dragging me out to help him with the thing

[somber stream]

A lil father and daughter (?) activity

[brave slate]

Maybe that's why he wants to keep it. It gives him a reason to spend time with you in a way he's comfortable with

[somber stream]

Oh yeah i got it right

Never hurts to have more of those

[jaunty path]

It doesn't make sense to keep.

But I know when it finally gets scraped. It's gonna be like that breaking bad scene

[jaunty path]

The RV destroyed...

[elder merlin]

Where he has a heart attack and dies?

I dont know, i've only seen the one gif

[jaunty path]

Lmfao no the meth van lol

[somber stream]

Haven't seen BB

Only Saul

[jaunty path]

RV*

[elder merlin]

Same

Havent seen Saul either

[jaunty path]

Hop on sometimes its solid

[brave slate]

His private domicile 😩

[jaunty path]

Yep

[somber stream]

Yeah once i have the time maybe

[orchid skiff]

After drying myself off do I go for water or juice

[brave slate]

That's what I tell the ladies

[jaunty path]

Currently the van is worth less than 50 dollars

[fair bridge]

juice juice juice

[orchid skiff]

Fukken A

You got it

[jaunty path]

After being scraped it's around 300

[halcyon glen]

Shimi Kapoor

[fair bridge]

slightly despondent today. very odd

[orchid skiff]

Idk what that's mean speak normal

[jaunty path]

Hm.

[fair bridge]

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guys-fight-fat-fight-fat-people-fighting-fat-fight-gif-27397764

[jaunty path]

There's only a singular use for the van

[somber stream]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[round mica]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-emotiguy-emotiguy-butt-shake-emoji-butt-shake-joe-butt-shake-gif-14427695574209448709

[jaunty path]

And its moving shit out of his storage unit

That's one thing I can understand but everything else is just delirium

"I want to use it for groceries-" YOU HAVE A CAR, BRO.

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

So thirsty

Lets go

[jaunty path]

Need to find

That book on forensic

[elder merlin]

Ya do seem it

[molten matrix]

.

[little marten]

Guys we don’t have sugar in our tea right I hope

[elder merlin]

Well atleast the rubbish took themselves out of general during that time

[jaunty path]

You put sugar in tea.

[little marten]

No!

[orchid skiff]

I love sugar

[little marten]

Pour some sugar on me?

[somber stream]

I put sugar in tea

Most of the time it's honey

[orchid skiff]

Sugar on meat

[somber stream]

Oh and milk, too

[little marten]

Honey is actually acceptable

Milk only

[orchid skiff]

[little marten]

Brown sugar on meat is fine tbf

[orchid skiff]

why you discriminating

[little marten]

🙈

[somber stream]

What's your go-to brand?

Tea, that is

[drowsy lynx]

My stoned ass ate brown sugar on corn flakes earlier this week

No milk involved, just sugar and flakes

[somber stream]

[drowsy lynx]

Granted brown sugar I could just eat

Went out and bought proper munchies the next day just so I wouldn't repeat this experiment

[shy sandal]

Diabetes 101

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043034156210339841/1417231281204236430/image0.gif

[halcyon glen]

H

[shy sandal]

@somber stream Where's the artwork you were making?

I wanna see

[somber stream]

Uhhh still colouring

Tomorrow maybe, if work doesn't screw me over

Want a WIP?

[shy sandal]

Yes

[ripe tangle]

you ever see those starbucks drinks in a can?

[wise depot]

in the name of love

[ripe tangle]

and you think “I might try that” then look at the ingredients and see it has like 47g of sugar 😐

[jaunty path]

That's how it is lol.

[elder hare]

they got sued cause their charged teas had something crazy like 110g of sugar

[jaunty path]

Yeah Starbucks is sugar central. It's one of the major early breakfast companies.

Their shit is just syrup and milk

That's it

I should go check that book out

[orchid skiff]

what's a normal amount of sugar

[wary flint]

0

[elder hare]

just what you find in nature really

[ocean widget]

charged lemonade
oh and it caused a wrongful death lawsuit

[wary flint]

black cold brew or espresso is the only thing i get at coffee spots

[drowsy lynx]

Doesn't need much to make an impact surprisingly

I essentially wanted frosted flakes but did not have them

[ocean widget]

"The family of an Ivy League student who died after drinking a highly caffeinated Charged Lemonade that was sold by Panera Bread has resolved a case against the US bakery chain."

"But a 30-ounce (890ml) Charged Lemonade contains up to 390mg of caffeine, more than the combined caffeine levels of a Red Bull and Monster Energy Drink, said the lawsuit.

It also contains guarana extract, another stimulant, and the equivalent of nearly 30 teaspoons of sugar in the large size, according to the court papers."

[wary flint]

first mistake was panera tbh

[ripe tangle]

wait, can too much sugar at once kill you?

[ocean widget]

no

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

the caffeine did

[ocean widget]

"Ms Katz had avoided energy drinks under doctors' recommendations because she had been diagnosed as a child with a heart condition known as long QT syndrome type 1.

The lawsuit alleged that the Charged Lemonade was advertised as a “plant-based and clean” beverage and that it was on sale at the outlet beside “non-caffeinated and/or less caffeinated drinks”."

[wary flint]

too much anything can kill. even water if you drink a ton of it at once and kill you

[ripe tangle]

also Panera Bread isn’t a bakery, it’s a fast food place that served what was essentially cafeteria level food lol

[shy sandal]

Meanwhile Dunking Donuts be like "Throw that shit in brother"

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure at all but its better to avoid it generally.

[ocean widget]

had a heart condition and the charged lemonade caused her heart to shit the bed

[ripe tangle]

damn

sorry for the family

[shy sandal]

Oh yeah, i remember that

Heart attack lemonade

[jaunty path]

I'd like to remind you all that Dunkin Donuts made a advertisement promoting eugenics.

Mask off completely.

[somber stream]

Sheesh, best stick to natural products these day

[ripe tangle]

heart conditions and such, this is why fast food places and cafes make a pretty big deal about seperating caffeinated and decaf.

[shy sandal]

"Remembering the Good Old Times" Fanta Classic

[jaunty path]

I'm not talking an ad from the 1980s. Im talking one made this year

[ripe tangle]

to avoid shit like that

[ripe tangle]

didn’t American Eagle do that too?

[drowsy lynx]

Always hilarious when people think it's any better than other fast food

[jaunty path]

Probably. But it's more disturbing that I'm talking one made this year.

[wary flint]

what eugenics ad?

[ripe tangle]

the American Eagle ad was this year.

[jaunty path]

I can find it hold on

[shy sandal]

Only place i went to when we were in the U.S. was Wendy's and Cracker Barrel. Cause it was close to the airbnb and cheap

Biscuits are delicious, why didn't they bring that shit here?

😭

[wary flint]

wasnt the AE one just soneome attractive in a clothing brand ad where you want attractive people wearing your clothes?

[jaunty path]

@wary flint would you like to see the ad

[ripe tangle]

she was referencing jeans while punning it with the word genes

[jaunty path]

Ah yeah ik that onr

I'll send you the dunkin donut one rn lucia

[ripe tangle]

iirc anyway

[shy sandal]

Sounds like a metal gear solid skit

[drowsy lynx]

We cannot allow outsiders to recreate biscuits until they stop calling cookies biscuits

[shy sandal]

Fair tbh

[drowsy lynx]

I'm not even sure what they'd need for forfeit to get the white sausage gravy

[somber stream]

Oh god biscuits and gravy

Fucking brits i swear

[ripe tangle]

ngl I do like Biscuits and Gravy

[somber stream]

It looks sloppy

[ripe tangle]

it tastes good

[somber stream]

I mean sure, still

[ripe tangle]

also Biscuits and Gravy is American

[somber stream]

I had those while in UK as well

[ripe tangle]

really?

it seems like Brits always get confused about that one because they think of biscuits as cookies and gravy as brown gravy

[dapper trench]

[ripe tangle]

when Biscuits and Gravy is what they call scones topped with meaty cream-based gravy.

[somber stream]

Yeah i had those while staying at one of the boy's family. They served all sort of slop

I'm pretty sure that's the trademark of their culture

"Gravy"

[ripe tangle]

anyway, I like it as a dinner despite it being considered a breakfast.

[somber stream]

Certainly isn't bad

But not something i'd have everyday

[ripe tangle]

Scotland batters and deepfries everything.

[somber stream]

You share this trait

[jaunty path]

I have found what looks like a Booktok book

[odd shadow]

It’s best combined with some country fried steak and eggs

[jaunty path]

"Long Live Evil" "It's time for your villain era"

[ripe tangle]

That’s too much…

too heavy

[jaunty path]

I hope this woman is actually evil

[rocky radish]

Those silly English. Thinking they made the language or something

[jaunty path]

Like currently my expectations of this book is mundane and hardly evil

Coffin game tier maybe

What I want is a depraved woman doing all in her power to get what she wants

[ripe tangle]

mfw it comes to differences between American and British English, a lot of the differences were the British changing their language rather than Americans…

[jaunty path]

PLEASE kill everyone girl.

[ripe tangle]

like putting the letter u in words like colour vs color as an example

the Brits only started doing that in the 1880s

[formal mortar]

Gotta add random letters to everything

[shy sandal]

Same

[ripe tangle]

whenever they made changes to their diction in the 1880s, they made it standard for their whole Empire, the thing is, in the 1880s the entire English speaking world except for the US was the British Empire.

[rocky radish]

”Dearest America, now there is no color without U.”

[ripe tangle]

it’s why everyone thinks the US is trying to he different, when it was everyone else who changed it lol.

[shy sandal]

Reminds me of how Brazilian portuguese > Portugal portuguese

I will die in this hill

[formal mortar]

Brazilian portuguese was definitely easier for me to understand back when I spoke spanish on the daily

I could converse with both while speaking spanish and understand what they are saying and vice versa

Which is neat about those languages

[shy sandal]

The portuguese hate vogals for some fucking reason

[somber stream]

Reminds me of "Fall" vs "Autumn"

[thick coyote]

Casual Brazilian W

As always

[somber stream]

It's fall cuz Leaf falls, get it?

[thick coyote]

[rocky radish]

Now do metric

[formal mortar]

Used to play cod mw2 with the brazilian homies back in the day

[shy sandal]

Autumnus "Ripe" "Sowing Period" in latin

[grim narwhal]

IN this hill?
Saddam Husein meme moment...

[shy sandal]

The hill is a fortress, trust

[somber stream]

Leaves fall gently, gold and red,
Crisp winds hum like threads of thread.

[shy sandal]

This is a imperium server, we speak latin in this household!

[somber stream]

Of all the season, Autumn is probably my favourite

[shy sandal]

I like Spring

And winter

[tired inlet]

High Gothic

They don't know it's Latin

that knowledge is lost

[outer bough]

Only thing you can really get in Scotland that can’t get in the rest of the uk is deep fried is deep fried pizza tbh, it’s tasty and has a nice crunch but leaves a weird after taste if you don’t have a drink. Chip shops just sell deep fried food as a norm

A country I was surprised to find alot more deep fried food in was Japan I’m actually baffled they stay so healthy like every meal is one of

Deep fried
High in salt
High in sugar
High in sodium

[ripe tangle]

Oh yeah, Japanese actually put like, twice as much sugar in bread than Americans do somehow

[somber stream]

Because they don't have those on a daily basis

Also their diet is mainly rice and veggies, balanced

[drowsy lynx]

Japan has smaller portions, generally less of those high in bad thing meals and options, and has more emphasis on general food quality

[tired inlet]

Like, the Emperor would know because he's a turk that's 50,000 yearsold and lived through the Greek & Roman Empire (and was most likely a part of it, as well as the Ottomans), hence why part of his genetic lineage (i.e., the Ultramarines) are deeply focused on that cultural iconoclasty

[drowsy lynx]

Than the United States specifically but also generally true of most western nations

[somber stream]

Decrease your bread and dairy consumption, you'll feel more healthy

[tired inlet]

but bread wasn't very commonly served in meals when I was travelling Kyushu. Portion sizes are also what an American could call "criminally small"

and soft drinks are not on the regular, like most of Europe

[wary flint]

i just eat once a day. portion doesnt really matter since its only the one meal

[tired inlet]

portion always matters

[shy sandal]

Reminds me of how the emperor's password is "Shave and a haircut, two bits"

[odd shadow]

I have a stomach like an ogryn irl

[wary flint]

not if you eat once a day

[fading otter]

40k be like “abhor the mutant but ignore the 50000 year old Giga Chad we got on the golden throne”

[tired inlet]

if you eat a 10,000 kilocalorie meal once a day versus a 2,000 kilocalorie meal once a day

[drowsy lynx]

Me eating 4k of trash in one sitting be like

[wary flint]

well thats obviouslly an outlier

[tired inlet]

"but I skipped breakfast!"

[somber stream]

At least twice a day

[tired inlet]

you skip BOTH breakfasts?

Jail. Jail in Hobbiton

[somber stream]

I meant have at least 2 meals a day

[ancient violet]

"I'm fasting'

[somber stream]

Breakfast is very optional imo

[tired inlet]

Danny DeVito clawing himself out of the corpse of the emperor like in Always Sunny, slimy and nude, reborn: "I just wanted to be pure"

[somber stream]

Unless you're in the service industry or hard labour

[ancient violet]

Wow I didn't know being a broke College student is a diet 😈

[odd shadow]

True in certain cases

[tired inlet]

no such thing as primarchs. The emperor is Anthony Hopkins and they are just roles he's acted as taken to its logical conclusion

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/gadriel-warhammer-space-marine-2-40000-gif-15996055907169469911

[tired inlet]

this does mean that the emperor is a Welshman and some of you will have to deal with that.

[limber turtle]

Where update info

[ancient violet]

I think the problem is American Breakfasts are like 4 meals in one 💀

[wooden creek]

Check tomorrow

[ancient violet]

What ever happened to having a simple portage with fruit

Or a pastry with coffee

Or an omelet with some veggies

[rustic lotus]

broccoli and cheese omelet, mmmm

[ancient violet]

Stop

[drowsy lynx]

Tbf most Americans don't eat like that at home

People legit think the massive spreads from tv are real

[ancient violet]

True, they just eat dried sugar in a box with milk 💀

[drowsy lynx]

In fact I don't really know many Americans that even eat breakfast

[drowsy lynx]

I know more people that eat that shit for dinner then breakfast lol

[low hemlock]

🦅

[drowsy lynx]

But also I'm an adult I don't know really anyone that eats cold cereal regularly anymore

[wary flint]

my breakfast is caffeine and nicotine. its also my lunch

[drowsy lynx]

Black coffee for breakfast most days for me lol

[odd shadow]

Just the way we like it

[drowsy lynx]

Maybe a little yogurt or a half bagel on a workday or a fruit smoothie on the weekend

[rustic lotus]

cereal is like my favorite food and it drives my wife insane lol

i'm perfectly happy with cereal for dinner

[ancient violet]

Check your blood pressure

That's all I gotta say

[drowsy lynx]

I know maybe one or two that still eat it and they're definitely holding the industry afloat with their consumption quantities

[orchid skiff]

convert her

[elder merlin]

I could demolish a box of honey nut cheerios, no milk

[rustic lotus]

I do. It's fine, but it's not like I'm eating cap'n crunch

[drowsy lynx]

Every once in a while I'll get honey bunches of oats or shredded wheat with the strawberry frosting on it but usually that goes in Greek yogurt for me

[ancient violet]

No it's all the same

[ancient violet]

Even the "healthy" ones have a shit ton of coated sugar to mask the fiber taste

[drowsy lynx]

Shredded wheat has almost no sugar and is almost entirely fiber

[orchid skiff]

what is the point of life if you cannot eat cereals whenever you want ?

suicide right now

[ancient violet]

That sounds like American consumerism ngl 💀

[orchid skiff]

hire me america

[ancient violet]

Freedom = CONSUME

[orchid skiff]

i'm a free agent of chaos

[ancient violet]

Nurgle's blessed 👏

[drowsy lynx]

Here's the sugar content of shredded wheat https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1417945347656781936/Screenshot_2025-09-17-14-48-13-21_cc751e489e728981ae813ab5e23f9db6.jpg?ex=68cc5403&is=68cb0283&hm=970586a763b3ee5b70ff921d724a4060861c4c3e30060e82129e7a3dfa1d7eac&

[hard crane]

what is freedom but being free to gorge ourselves to lethal amounts of obesity?

[orchid skiff]

i am not clicking your malware

[drowsy lynx]

Note the zero next to sugar

[ancient violet]

My dude look at the carbs 💀

[drowsy lynx]

It's literally wheat

Yes it has carbs lol

[jaunty path]

I should frequent libraries more

[rustic lotus]

most of it is the same, yes, but all is a bit exaggerated. I generally mix a few separate things, mostly without any sugar coated stuff, but I do throw some in. Shredded wheat with a handful of the frosted ones is fine. Way under a serving to be sure

[ancient violet]

40g of carbs and only 8g fiber

[drowsy lynx]

If you buy the off brand shredded frosted wheat half that shit is in the bottom of the bag anyways

[drowsy lynx]

No one said you should be eating exclusively this

[ancient violet]

No it's not, cold dried cereal is unironically extremely bad for you

[orchid skiff]

what's your bmi

[ancient violet]

Carbs and Sugar are both in the same category of easily digestive nutrients that metabolize quickly

Fiber is just an exception because you can't metabolize it

[rustic lotus]

can I give you an answer from before marriage + kids

[orchid skiff]

ok but give me a hint for now

[ancient violet]

If you want cereal, make hot at the very least

Because you can control the sugar content you add since it's literally just raw grains

[ancient violet]

Nah tell me the Navy measurements 😈

[drowsy lynx]

You are still complaining about sugar content for something with zero sugar in it

[ancient violet]

French fries have 0 sugar in them, does that mean they are not filled with glucose? 💀

[drowsy lynx]

Also oatmeal per serving is 27g carbs 4g fiber, ratio is a little better but not much

[rustic lotus]

a hint. hmmm, higher than I'd be comfortable going to the beach, but not hindered playing sports?

i mean i never cared for the beach anyways, but just painting a picture lol

[ancient violet]

27 is almost half of what you just showed me

[drowsy lynx]

Yes and the fiber is nearly halved too, nevermind the fact that getting energy from carbs is a pretty typical diet

[drowsy lynx]

Probably not if they say it's not in there

[nocturne bloom]

I wouldnt go off of sugar as much as I would carbs

[orchid skiff]

this discussion proves none of it matters just fill your tummy with cereals

[drowsy lynx]

Yes I'm aware carbs are just combined sugars that must be metabolized, they aren't the same problem in metabolism

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-27058010

[drowsy lynx]

My honest reaction when people that like to baselessly shit on other countries are called on their nonsense. Plenty of legitimate things to shit on America for, you don't need to make stuff up

[ancient violet]

I'm from here 💀

Swing and a miss woosh

Also explaining to me that carbs are a different scope of sugar (which is a type of carb btw) is honestly cope

[drowsy lynx]

Pressing x to doubt

Mfw things are digested differently

[orchid skiff]

who tf is that

[ancient violet]

Sugars are a type of carb, you know that right?

[nocturne bloom]

Im a type 1 diabetic, carbs are what we go off of for glucose values

[drowsy lynx]

Alright you obviously don't know how to have a good faith discussion so it's back to block status for you

[ancient violet]

You probably are getting confused with starches versus sugars

[ancient violet]

Ah yes the self victory declaration, show me that pose

[drowsy lynx]

Well it does get broken down into glucose but getting all that sugar at once is unnatural and rather different

[nocturne bloom]

Eh? I used to carry sugar packets when I hiked

Works in a pinch

[drowsy lynx]

Like the difference between a fire getting the standard proportion of oxygen vs 100% oxygen

[orchid skiff]

actually what the hell is a juice jawa

[ancient violet]

Guys, eating French fries everyday is perfectly fine, do you get it 👏

[drowsy lynx]

Good question tbh

I too would like to know

[drowsy lynx]

A man experiencing an undiscovered flavor at a local curried pizza joint

[ancient violet]

It's fermented.... 😏

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ardees

[orchid skiff]

[tired compass]

guys, where is blog post

and new CM comms

[elder hare]

Careful with the -loses too, recently learned that sucralose fucks with bolus rates and insulin sensitivity

been here thinking that sugar free meant shit, it does not

[orchid skiff]

nothing means anything