general-chat

[orchid skiff]

a palantir is a warrior of the cloth they wear heavy armor and smite demons

[elder hare]

no thats a paladin, a palantir is what you use when you jump out of a plane to catch you

[drowsy lynx]

Yeah that thing the clearly evil faction used to spy on the underdogs? Embraced by the gov ofc

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-guacamole-day-national-guacamole-day-guacamole-avocado-foodie-gif-7842456579330945327

[fair bridge]

isn't it funny how cartoonishly evil those people are now

[halcyon glen]

Shimi Kapoor

City Capu

Shammi Kapoor

[elder hare]

cartoonish because they try and hide whats going on but it's incredibly obvious

[halcyon glen]

See me Kapoor

[fair bridge]

yes that

like

[halcyon glen]

Cynical fool

Shimi Kapoor

City Kapu

[fair bridge]

i'm not gonna bring up the whole thing

i just can't wait to get outta here

[little marten]

I change my voice when on the phone so the government can’t track me

[drowsy lynx]

The cartoonish bit is how little they have to do to hide it from their own base. Legit the equivalent to bugs bunny telling the hunter "the wabbit went thataway" and having him fully believe it

[elder hare]

its a pisspot lmao most people i know wanna leave too

[orchid skiff]

the shooter's uber driver 13 years ago was trans so let's blame the left

we found a left leaning manifesto but it is now destroyed but i saw it so trust me

[drowsy lynx]

Oh ofc hides statistics on 90% of shooters being far right

[elder hare]

i'd rather be far out, man

[fair bridge]

i'm switching back to IRC soon

[drowsy lynx]

That dude who clapped Kirk definitely was fully brainwashed by the left agenda in the 6 months he took online college

[orchid skiff]

this is what happens when you cannot handle they/them pussy

[fair bridge]

i've had a boyfriend for 5 years and i started college 2 months ago. i am gay now

[little marten]

Bit gay that

[drowsy lynx]

Virtual thussy even

[fair bridge]

school did this to me

[drowsy lynx]

Smh cannot believe school made you gay for your own boyfriend that is sad. What a world we live in

[fair bridge]

fucked up.....

[nocturne bloom]

Im twink shaped so i have to canonically be part gay

[drowsy lynx]

If not twink, then why twink shaped?

[orchid skiff]

you're lucky nicolaus is not here to call you the D word

[jaunty path]

Your steven universe crystal gem is freaky Pearl prolly

[orchid skiff]

tf is a freaky Pearl isn't she the stick in the ass kind

[nocturne bloom]

I am freak incarnate

[jaunty path]

Id say you're amethyst but you're too skinny

Shes a gremlin

[orchid skiff]

what is sus about my message

explain yourself scum

or i will have your tongue

[jaunty path]

Actually

[orchid skiff]

GUARDS

[jaunty path]

Since gems can change their form at whatever whims

Doesn't that mean....

They chose to look how they are

Didn't amethyst turn into one of the other gems

Like pearl

Fucking wifi

Shut yo ass up hag I'll eat out your toaster coochie

[nocturne bloom]

Shhhh they dont need to know what you've seen

[jaunty path]

Lamia looks like nurgle irl btw

HUGE fat mountain man

[orchid skiff]

as if we don't all know you're 5 foot 9 and 135 pounds

you are truly the most mysterious of us all

[jaunty path]

He lives in a wheel barrel

[orchid skiff]

in fact you have used "5 foot 9" 10 times according to search bar

8 times for 135 pounds

why did I even bother noting it down

[nocturne bloom]

Bloatmaxxing

[sleek lotus]

Whats the best way to grind coins

need coins for guns

to melt down and put into the new gun

sword

[nocturne bloom]

Pretty sure loosh was like 2 to 3x that boss man

[elder hare]

plasteel?

[sleek lotus]

You can turn it into coins?

[elder hare]

nah im just looking for more information, are you talking about melk bucks? or plasteel?

[fading otter]

Honestly the best way is just to play Damnation or Auric with modifiers and break down all the loot you don’t want, there’s not really a quick way to efficiently farm it or anything sadly

[sleek lotus]

no gold

[fading otter]

Unless Mortis trials gives bank because I’ve never really played too much of that

[sleek lotus]

I havent really noticed

money has only ever been an issue when i grind a gun i have never used

like the plasma gun, arb weapons or anything new

[fading otter]

Yeah I feel that you start burning through it quick when you’re upgrading at Hadron and shit

[elder hare]

rando pubs for auric or damnation also give you a bit more currency and most of the time it's just a race to the finish anyways, a circuit will net you plenty of currency

[nocturne bloom]

I havent needed any since relic blade dropped

Should add something so I can gamble it all for curios lol

[elder merlin]

[low hemlock]

lucky u got it easy now

before unlocked & loaded vro, u had to G R I N D every resource to vegas gamble the guns u want from Sugar Momma Hadron!

[nocturne bloom]

Back when my thunderhammer was cool

[sleek harness]

Your thunder hammer?

What you lost your skin?

[nocturne bloom]

[stuck phoenix]

The clankers are at it again my Prestige on Sniper on SM2 will have to wait

[outer jasper]

what the fuck goin on in nepal?

[jaunty path]

Hello lamia how are you doing

What is uppings

[nocturne bloom]

Hi HI Hello HI Hello

[sleek harness]

[jaunty path]

I will be speaking to my counselor

About college

So yay.

[nocturne bloom]

Best of luck

[jaunty path]

It's really my decision.

On whether to leave or stay

[shell goblet]

my lust for heretical blood in darktide has returned friendo, lmk when u want 2 game <3

[jaunty path]

And if I do leave. I need to do something with my time.

[nocturne bloom]

Lust?

[shell goblet]

yearning if you will

[nocturne bloom]

Not as cool

Lust or bust

[jaunty path]

Bust is nice

Lust is abstract

[nocturne bloom]

Both, both are nice

[orchid skiff]

become the maid to a rich couple, have an affair, blackmail em

[shell goblet]

"Get this emoji from GTA Online"

[jaunty path]

Mmm...

[orchid skiff]

vtuba

[nocturne bloom]

I need a game to get banned from VC and its a prime pick

[elder merlin]

[jaunty path]

I'm just wondering if I can truly afford to go on how I am in college. I don't think I truly can tbh.

[elder merlin]

Im layin down now, maybe later though

[jaunty path]

Maybe switch majors and do it all online idk

[orchid skiff]

in time you will learn that my advice is best

[jaunty path]

I can be an accounting major or smth

[elder merlin]

You gotta carry though, @shell goblet

[shell goblet]

eternal discord emote banks

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Ill consider playing DT when im home if youre still on

Havent played in months

[shell goblet]

i am 12 skaven in a trench coat, i am only rated to lift up to 4 lbs at a time

[jaunty path]

Unless you're a skinhead whos been in the sun for too long I have no reason to trust you

[jaunty path]

I will play with you

[orchid skiff]

wat.

[jaunty path]

You can innuendo this if you want

[jaunty path]

As I knew. You're not wise enough...

Not very confucius

[steep oyster]

Damn bro Space Marine 2 devs strike again

[jaunty path]

Is it true asian people can do all the crazy ass karate shit they do in the movies

I need an asian to confirm this

[nocturne bloom]

You should only listen to me

[ashen prairie]

[jaunty path]

I'll be more obedient when you start paying for everything including rent food medical bills, my medication my addictions and whatever else I want

[nocturne bloom]

Can I claim you as a dependant

[jaunty path]

Pffft

[hard star]

I know what you are.

[nocturne bloom]

Ill put you on my life insurance. I got 2 slots

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

Buy me a lot of sushi...

[nocturne bloom]

Thats it?

[orchid skiff]

i wish i could change people genders

i'd make lamia a girl

[nocturne bloom]

I don't want you anywhere near me anymore

Lost your chance

[jaunty path]

Crying and pissing myself and dies of sadness

[orchid skiff]

didn't ask

[nocturne bloom]

Missus took your spot

[jaunty path]

Lmfao

Thinking......

Bored. I need new music I can't lie.

[drifting hedge]

I cant believe i went "obesefish a crumb of content please" and the monkey paw curled 💀

[jaunty path]

Whatever happens next is your fault btw

[drifting hedge]

Thats fine

[jaunty path]

ALL your fault

If the game breaks WE'RE FINDING YOU

[drifting hedge]

Again, fine

[jaunty path]

Damn....these responses sure aren't satisfactory...

Guess I'll need to do my german alpha stare...

[orchid skiff]

i'd change @fair bridge while she is having sex with bf

[jaunty path]

Oh right Malloween is the Homosexual who flexed getting laid

[little marten]

Be careful when you call for the alpha

rips off shirt and howls at the moon

[jaunty path]

Men can rip off their shirt and get praised

I rip off my shirt and I'm taken away by security

What's with these double standards??

[elder hare]

emotional trauma

[little marten]

Do you look like shellless zoidberg?

[orchid skiff]

fatshaming

[fair bridge]

is it flexing if it's just part of being a functioning adult

also come to think of it when tf did i ever flex that

odd thing to mention

[orchid skiff]

I'm a virgin.

[finite topaz]

So what mod is crashing havoc nowadays?

[fair bridge]

good

[finite topaz]

I crash on load-in - Which mod causes this, anyone know?

[fair bridge]

ask in the modders discord

https://discord.gg/rKYWtaDx4D

[orchid skiff]

what does that mean 🥺

[fair bridge]

it means you'll be taken to heaven when the rapture comes

[orchid skiff]

yay

[nocturne bloom]

I dont get the pearly gates

Succubus here i come

[fair bridge]

sorry that only applies to rewdy

you are definitely going to hell

[nocturne bloom]

Good

[fair bridge]

sorry i misinterpreted your message

[nocturne bloom]

[fair bridge]

i'm doing three things at once

no man's sky, football, coming up with epic japes

[orchid skiff]

how do you create japanese people

[fair bridge]

i think clay is involved at some point

[nimble glade]

[azure cobalt]

Japanizing beam of course

[lime beacon]

Nuclear weapons?

[sleek harness]

What in the seven hells are yall even talking about

[lime beacon]

Japanese

[orchid skiff]

Japanese

[fierce cave]

Bolaneese

[low hemlock]

🫵

[fierce cave]

@low hemlock

[low hemlock]

you

[fierce cave]

I need da rat shake

How get

@low hemlock

[low hemlock]

🍴

🍽️

[fierce cave]

Gimme server with rat

I have pet rats

[low hemlock]

me no know m8, just copy paste the emoji posted and do some magic

[fierce cave]

What server

[low hemlock]

it’s serverz I long forgotten how i’ve joined tbh

[fierce cave]

I need it

FIND OUT EHICH ONE

[jaunty path]

How to write manga book at scholastic book fair

Man I hope scholastic is still a thing in middle schools

[nocturne bloom]

I work at one

It is

[fierce cave]

[dapper trench]

Finally unlocked helldive

[nocturne bloom]

Now super helldive

[dapper trench]

Commit CBT on yourself

[nocturne bloom]

Youre telling ME that??

[dapper trench]

We may see

Dude im running wanted to do it

[fierce cave]

Why is the rat gay

[orchid skiff]

population control

[nocturne bloom]

The rat ears and tail stay ON during...

[fierce cave]

[nocturne bloom]

Youre boring if you disagree

[fierce cave]

[nocturne bloom]

This mf doesnt like the RAT COSPLAY

[round mica]

Any juicy leaks about upcoming update or something

[nocturne bloom]

Dog you wont get another update for half a year, let it surprise you

[elder merlin]

What a dream

Weird

[fair bridge]

it's difficult for people to leak details about this game because no one cares enough to do so

[sleek harness]

Veteran got Glass Sword

[elder merlin]

You awake? @shell goblet

[fair bridge]

they added a new cosmetic option that gives you a huge gigantic ass

[gilded socket]

Oog

[elder merlin]

[shell goblet]

yea what diff / mode ? :3 just so i know who to play lol

[elder merlin]

Auric

Get on Darktide, @sleek harness

[fierce cave]

Nice wife

[elder merlin]

Join us, @nocturne bloom

[elder merlin]

Lol wut

[fierce cave]

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Get on

[sleek harness]

Sure calm down

Old man

[shell goblet]

lemme unlock it on zealot rq lmao i only have auric post menu rework on console from when i was playing there cuz my pc was busted

none of my old friends play dis game anymore :(

[sleek harness]

You can still play Auric if someone hosts it

[nocturne bloom]

We go over this every day Paul

Work

Im a FILTHY

[shell goblet]

yayyy

[nocturne bloom]

JOB Haver

[sleek harness]

Become jobless then

[nocturne bloom]

Then I cant buy 1000 dollar pc parts

[sleek harness]

Why do you want PC parts right now

Are you a collector?

[nocturne bloom]

I dont, I bought what I needed for upgrades

[sleek harness]

So you don't need it

Become jobless

[nocturne bloom]

No

[sleek harness]

Yuh uh

[nocturne bloom]

I will resell 9070s

[fluid moon]

nevermind trauma drama fucking sucks

[gilded socket]

@nocturne bloom gay

[nocturne bloom]

50%

[sleek harness]

HE'S BI

[gilded socket]

50/50

[gilded socket]

Pretty bi for a white guy

[nocturne bloom]

I love what loves me r a t

[fierce cave]

You rang?

[gilded socket]

Maus

[fierce cave]

[fierce cave]

Might become cool ass rat

[fierce cave]

Be cooler than you

Filthy red role

[sleek harness]

Red matches with pizza

Not pink

Why are you pink?

[vestal mantle]

So i took a nap

[fierce cave]

Because I'm gay

[little marten]

lol gay

[shell goblet]

also jsyk ive been having a weird bug lately where my comms wheel would get stuck on my screen sometimes causing me to not be able to use my mouse to turn my character lol

i'm not sure if it was my graphics drivers being at least a year out of date or my mouse being wireless ? idk i temporarily bypassed it by making the wheel only show up if i press T+scroll wheel at the same time now but if that happens it can fuck me up for like 10+ seconds sometimes lmao

[fierce cave]

[sleek harness]

Are you trying to say that every gay people likes pink?

[fierce cave]

I'm gay I like pink

[round mica]

damn

[fierce cave]

I'm every person

[gilded socket]

ABSOLUTE PIIIIIITTTTTSSSS

[round mica]

kinda sux

[little marten]

I don’t like pink

[shell goblet]

voucj

[sleek harness]

Of course not, it reminds you of another Chaos God...

[little marten]

The pink one

[vestal mantle]

Had dream where crazy dentist was pulling out my teeth with pliers but there was a chain in the gumline so they had to break jaw to remove the chain

[nocturne bloom]

Pits

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[fierce cave]

Nurgle?

[gilded socket]

Real

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

Depends how hard you choke him

[fierce cave]

[vestal mantle]

I woke up right when they grabbed the jaw but before the break

[gilded socket]

Bark

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Spaghetti why the fuck you need to do a bio containing every information of yours to join the rat server

[fierce cave]

I have no fucking clue

[sleek harness]

There's even emotes to make fun of minor people

[gilded socket]

Barktide o cock

[nocturne bloom]

O what?

[gilded socket]

O clock

[nocturne bloom]

Like the typo more 🥀

[fierce cave]

I was never in there

[gilded socket]

Guh

[sleek harness]

@elder merlin

[fierce cave]

[sleek harness]

Darktide

[gilded socket]

@elder merlin old

@ripe tangle old

[sleek harness]

Shoulda have said "even older older"

[nocturne bloom]

30 is wife material age, shut up

[elder merlin]

Unfortunate

[shell goblet]

hasnt happend since i rebound it lol

but if it happens in auric i will die brutally lmao

[round mica]

play arbites and never die

only if you have no fingers

[gilded socket]

Then get with her then

[round mica]

i can attest that this statement is bullshit
mainly because my ex wife (32 now) acts like little baby that cant live without her parents

[nocturne bloom]

I respect others decisions when im not their type

[round mica]

and yes i will trashtalk her because i miss her

[gilded socket]

Good

[vestal mantle]

Idk... To me i think that its the age where you are either a wine-o or the lady with the motivational signs that just scream you are crazy

[nocturne bloom]

But I typically go for 28-34, thats my sweetspot

[elder merlin]

What is your friend code? @shell goblet

[gilded socket]

Go for paul

[nocturne bloom]

[shell goblet]

i tried adding u but 1306941712

[gilded socket]

Go for paol

[nocturne bloom]

Nar

[gilded socket]

Whr

[nocturne bloom]

I like fellow twinks and women older than me Maxi

[grizzled hornet]

rattling class confirmed

[nocturne bloom]

HAIRY RATLING GIRL CONFIRMED???

[grizzled hornet]

.

[nocturne bloom]

you look at me in disgust as an escape from a public shaming

Not me, i like the shame

[grizzled hornet]

i can tell

[nocturne bloom]

[grizzled hornet]

Lamia = 👎

[dapper trench]

And now Super Helldive is unlocked

[fierce cave]

I've reverted

Hi @formal wharf

[blazing ibex]

I respect it.

[nocturne bloom]

Peak, only play that

[fierce cave]

Boo

[dapper trench]

ok

[nocturne bloom]

D10 bugs are goated trust

[blazing ibex]

Super Helldive on bots to be ragdolled for literally half of the mission

Peak gameplay.

[nocturne bloom]

Fall damage/ragdoll resist armor when

[blazing ibex]

I love playing a video game, and then not actually being able to play the video game.

[dapper trench]

yep

[orchid skiff]

my review for helldivers is negative and just says "ragdoll simulator"

still no reason to change it

they remove 1 ragdoll source and add 2 more

[blazing ibex]

I love Helldivers but those war striders are honestly just excessive.

[nocturne bloom]

I had a bug mission where i got ragdolled down a hill and slid into one of those bile spitters, couldn't get up and it just barfed on me until I died

[fierce cave]

Maybe this time you'll learn

[sleek harness]

Kill them

[nocturne bloom]

War striders= warp or hover pack

Still better than versus Insurgentcy sandstorm

[gilded socket]

Goon

Hole wizard @nocturne bloom

[blazing ibex]

Darude

[fierce cave]

[gilded socket]

Darude sandstorm

[nocturne bloom]

Is that my new title

Im the Hole Wizard

[fierce cave]

Hole wizard

Check my hole

[gilded socket]

You are the hole wizard

[nocturne bloom]

Yes, yes I am

[peak falcon]

Points out the 70+ potholes on one single road

[round mica]

When orks in darktide

[haughty root]

After those 70 pot holes get attended to

[round mica]

They can have my holes

[peak falcon]

Nah, the potholes need filled, and that needs your tax aquilas.

[nocturne bloom]

I used to fill them with an asphalt/poly mix so works out

That was forever ago when I was desperate for money though

[peak falcon]

I mean hey, at least it was getting done.

[elder merlin]

You poozers were letting me get eaten by that fuckin dog, i would have gotten killed by all the specials coming through the door if i didnt have the push perk, @shell goblet @sleek harness

I literally got up as the doors opened and was able to shoot them

[gilded socket]

Sorry i was hungry

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

Come on Paul, you gotta be faster than this

[elder merlin]

Atleast we won though lol

[shell goblet]

I WAS GETTING THROWN AGAINST A WALL OVER AND OVER BY POXBURSTERS

[elder merlin]

I blame Raki then

[sleek harness]

I was doing the mission

No difficulty

[nocturne bloom]

Ill take your place

[elder merlin]

I was coverin our behinds half the mission

[sleek harness]

NOT AGAIN

[shell goblet]

i was being very brave

[elder merlin]

Yes again

[sleek harness]

Not again

[elder merlin]

We will do train until its no longer on the board

[shell goblet]

PAUL STOP CAN WE PLAY ONE WHERE I AVERAGE 60 FPS

[orchid skiff]

I'm so brave I don't cry when the nurse takes my sample

[elder merlin]

You poozers need practixe on the train

[sleek harness]

We don't

[shell goblet]

honestly ur probably right

[shell goblet]

i defs do smh

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness use your damn mic

Its boring not chatting while gaming

[fierce cave]

CHECK THY DMS

[elder merlin]

I did

[sleek harness]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Will it be less boring if I use a egirl soundboard when we play Paul

[nocturne bloom]

It'll be 4 hours till im home anyways

Got that 8 hour 2nd shift

[orchid skiff]

Get back in the wagie cage

[mossy solstice]

When do you think we're getting new Arbites slop in the shop?

it's been MONTHS

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/delay-the-update-gachi-gif-2248412581895248061

[quiet turret]

Hi new here if it isn't to much to ask could I play with someone I am new to the game as a whole and playing pysker. Also I barely know anything about 40k as a whole so some help in that would be nice to. Again sorry if these are stupid or selfish things to ask.

[elder merlin]

The hell happened there? @sleek harness @shell goblet

[orchid skiff]

Try #vox-lfg-lexicanum

[elder merlin]

I mean, i know i went down up there, its just weird how it fell apart so fast up there

Also why didnt you just jump down and revive me? @sleek harness

[shell goblet]

i went up to res then doubled back to take care of what i left behind me on my b line to u, got zoned by a sniper and had to jump back across

[elder merlin]

I should just thrown my grenade before jumping down

[shell goblet]

i just missed a block tbch

rookie mistake on that one

just got a lil overrun :c

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

What

[sleek harness]

You were dead when I got there

[elder merlin]

Werent you up there with the psyker?

[sleek harness]

No

[elder merlin]

Raki left us to die then confirmed

[shell goblet]

i deserved it there tbch

[elder merlin]

Man, when am i gonna get a pair of gauntlets for ogryn

Or some kind of dual wield weapon that isnt a weapon paired with a shield

[shell goblet]

i just feel like ogryn should get some kind of flail type weapon

thats like meme-y

biblically accurate bully club

[quiet turret]

So I just sit in a vc and ask to see if anyone wants to play?

[orchid skiff]

I suppose yes

[nocturne bloom]

Once im home from work I can join you if everyone else is up for it

[formal mortar]

Nothing quite like a long road trip that nobody liked

[nocturne bloom]

Only time I hate driving is when im driving home because I just want to be there faster lol

[gilded socket]

Salaminizer

[formal mortar]

Oh, I can help you out chaos if you need after I'm done poopin

[quiet turret]

Oh thank you so very much.

[nocturne bloom]

[quiet turret]

Is there a vc you wish for me to sit and wait?

[formal mortar]

Up to you, just give me like 5 minutes and I'll send my info

[quiet turret]

Ok and thank you kind sir.

[blazing hawk]

Plasma gun should explode on m1

[somber stream]

They multiplies

[ripe tangle]

Always remember, slaying Xenos is as the kids say, based.

Copulating with them however is as they say, cringe.

[nocturne bloom]

Plasma this plasma that, use a helbore instead smh

[ripe tangle]

Lamia, don’t be a Heretic.

[nocturne bloom]

Me? Not heretical?

[ripe tangle]

if you do; I’ll cut you down with a Power Sword.

[gilded socket]

Hi lucia!

[nocturne bloom]

You'd do that for me??

[quiet turret]

Hey um who is Xenos?

[gilded socket]

Oh you sweet summer child

[quiet turret]

Are they bad?

[nocturne bloom]

Theres no laws against the bug women batman

[gilded socket]

Yes

To us

Yes

[quiet turret]

Oh ok what did they do?

[gilded socket]

Be alien

[quiet turret]

So Xenos is an alien are they a harmful alien?

[inland mantle]

Yes

[quiet turret]

Ok thank you for telling me I'll keep an eye out for them.

[gilded socket]

Xenos is the broad terms for the different aliens races

[quiet turret]

Oh I misunderstood then I thought Xenos was the name of 1 alien.

[gilded socket]

I implore you to read the books

Its worth your time

[quiet turret]

Which one there are so many?

[ripe tangle]

Yes, they’re almost as bad as the abberations of the warp and those who cohort with them.

They all deserve nothing but contempt

do not falter to their whims, slaughter them all in his Holy Name!

[quiet turret]

Warp?

[ripe tangle]

The Warp, the dimension of space that daemons reside in, the one we unfortunately navigate through in order to travel between worlds.

[gilded socket]

Depends on what you’re interested in

[ripe tangle]

Remember, do not trust distorted reality whilst travelling inside the warp, stay insular and hold your faith truly to your heart, close your mind whilst you do so.

[quiet turret]

There is so much I need to learn.

[ripe tangle]

This prevents the Taint of Chaos from overhwhelming you.

[gilded socket]

Just dont trust youtube

Or reddit

Or any online forums

At all

EVER

[inland mantle]

So dont trust anything ever

[quiet turret]

Should I change my name then?

[ripe tangle]

I’m not your mother.

[quiet turret]

Fair.

[orchid skiff]

old.reddit.com/r/40kLore/

read excerpts and sourced stuff

if you're into it you can pirate books or buy

[elder merlin]

Also did that one crusher in the stairwell heavy hit and down three of us? Shit was crazy, @shell goblet @sleek harness

[shell goblet]

yeah lmaoooo

[sleek harness]

Want a simple version? Everthing bad, everyone kill each other because bad

[shell goblet]

i was trying to jump the railing like

[inland mantle]

Going in the cringe comp 😔

[sleek harness]

EXACTLY

[shell goblet]

true no gifs

[sleek harness]

THAT WAS BULLSHIT

[agile raven]

How y'all probably looked at that.

[orchid skiff]

Also look into "Astartes fan animation" and "40k secret level"

[agile raven]

Don't worry I got crammed from behind by a bunch of pox walkers two days ago and then slammed by a Crusher because I couldn't dodge anywhere.

[elder merlin]

[shell goblet]

deadass tho Dx

[gilded socket]

Goihh

[broken hedge]

I need more loooooooooooore.

[gilded socket]

Read about other factions

[orchid skiff]

read about chinese history

[gilded socket]

German history

(Skip a few chapters)

[broken hedge]

I was obsessed with the Fengtian clique for weeks

[orchid skiff]

I will read their wiki after sleep

[broken hedge]

The Making of Japanese Manchuria, 1904-1932 by Yoshihisa Tak Malsusaka

I was thinking the other day how Orks as a class can totally make sense.

Since the Moebian domain is having these fringe wars against the Darktide

and Grendyl is an inquisitor with unorthodox techniques and approaches

[fair bridge]

chat should i get another beer

[broken hedge]

recruiting Ork mercs isn't idiotic

[fair bridge]

are there ork mercs though

[orchid skiff]

beer is disgusting

[broken hedge]

yes

[orchid skiff]

you are disgusting

[fair bridge]

i thought they were all cool w each other

[orchid skiff]

degenerate

[fair bridge]

I Love Beer With My Frens

[orchid skiff]

you are satan's child

[broken hedge]

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Axes

The Blood Axes are an Ork "klan" that has actually been known to work alongside the forces of the Imperium of Man on occasion.

And like Orks they have distinct ways of fighting

you got the Shootaz, the Brawlers and the Kommandoz

so it ties into neat little subtrees

[orchid skiff]

remove useless fucker vet and give me a shootaz

i just want a gunner class again

[broken hedge]

No aiming though

[orchid skiff]

fair enough

[broken hedge]

Plus like ork mercs are familiar with Imperial weaponry

so they can use the stuff we have

I think that Orks have also acted as mercs for the Inquisition in occasions

[gilded socket]

Im so sleepy

[broken hedge]

You need shout vet

to wake you up

[gilded socket]

No

[elder merlin]

Dats it for me, @shell goblet @sleek harness

[sleek harness]

That's alright

[shell goblet]

goog games :3

[sleek harness]

Had enough for today too

[shell goblet]

sorry i was struggling a little on the train there

[gilded socket]

Raki sucks at helledivers

[sleek harness]

You kept killing me

And I was only level 5

[gilded socket]

Stop dying

[sleek harness]

Now I am level 10

I am now Pro Helldiver

[gilded socket]

Super helldive melee only

Then we’ll see

[fair bridge]

uhhhh ogryn leadbelcher exists

literally just ult and you melt everything within a 15 mile radius

and you have it again in exactly 0.78 seconds

[orchid skiff]

i don't want to be a mf ogryn i want my gunner class to be a gunner WHY DID THEY REMOVE GUNNER ABILITY FROM VET AND GAVE IT TO OGRYN???

RIDDLE ME THIS

[nocturne bloom]

15 foot

[gilded socket]

Rewdy

[elder merlin]

Cause fuck you, dats why

[gilded socket]

I will skin you and make a pillow

Rewdy

Rewdy my boy

[orchid skiff]

I'm into yandere women so this is almost cute

[gilded socket]

Rewdy my boyf

[gilded socket]

I had a feeling

[orchid skiff]

My skin is too rough to make a good pillow you should skin someone else

[elder merlin]

It happens

[gilded socket]

Uou can treat hude

[orchid skiff]

-"Uou can treat hude" what is this person trying to say ?
-Likely a typo. "Uou" → "You". "Hude" → "huge". Probably meant "You can treat huge [something]." Missing object makes it incomplete.

even chatgpt cannot help me

[last valve]

That tonight's gonna be a good night

[shell goblet]

my wife (who has to cloud play on xbox one so she gets worse frames than me) and i usually play on about heresy / damnation bc that's her comfort zone and even still we really don't do the train typically bc her game starts shitting the bed around the power cell segment lol

[gilded socket]

You woll undrstnd me soorn

[elder merlin]

Not everyone was born to be a conductor

[shell goblet]

my other friends and i usually play a bit higher but ya like i said it's been pre-mission terminal rework since i played with them

[elder merlin]

@sleek harness sucks at it

[last valve]

I was born a thermal insulator

[gilded socket]

Succ

[shell goblet]

i was born to be the emperors tech support tbh

i love that mission so much

and the assassination we did

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[elder merlin]

The mission i hate the most is the one we just did

I hate that final part

[shell goblet]

i alr forgot what our last mission was i am a goldfish

[fair bridge]

bc fatshark hates u

[shell goblet]

thank u guys for helping me occupy myself on my spontaneous day off tho :3 that was much fun

[fair bridge]

its all ur fault

dude these fucking people are straight up cheating at trivia night

not a single one of these motherfuckers know who thundercat is

they all listen to garth brooks for sure

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/how-paapabutterfly-gif-22583765

[ocean widget]

You can treat hide

Hide is skin

Use the keyboard layout when spellchecking

[elder merlin]

No problem

[gilded socket]

You will learn my spelling

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-gif-19806746

[formal mortar]

When you say thundercat all I can think of is "Thunder - Thunder - THUNDER - THUNDER - THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO"

[orchid skiff]

How could you guess my type

[gilded socket]

Huh

[sleek harness]

Cringe

[formal mortar]

Yeah you're right, I shouldn't quote you.

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[formal mortar]

lol

[sleek harness]

Dumbass and cringe

[formal mortar]

Glad to have some fun today

[untold skiff]

Have about an hour left of work of my 8 hour shift

Wonder what I'm going to do for the remaining 4

[gilded socket]

Me wehn

[sleek harness]

Buy Helldivers 2 and play it

[gilded socket]

Woof…

[untold skiff]

I have Helldivers 2 but I'm not going to play it

[nocturne bloom]

Yea, they are gonna play LoL

[elder merlin]

[whole glade]

what army would you give my bf

hes a gym rat aussie guy

[ripe tangle]

Orks?

[whole glade]

he needs a cool army

[ripe tangle]

Orks are cool

[whole glade]

ehhhhhh

they funny

[nocturne bloom]

Orks are cool

[ripe tangle]

okay

Necrons

[whole glade]

but i made warhammer seem gritty and dark not really funny warzz

[ripe tangle]

Actually, since he’s Aussie, go Tyranids?

[nocturne bloom]

Introduce the silly

[ripe tangle]

It’ll remind him of home

[whole glade]

true

but what about an SM army too?

i bet he would fw World Eaters

[ripe tangle]

the thing is, every faction has ridiculous over the top funny shit in it…

[whole glade]

yeah

[ripe tangle]

if you want dark and gritty with nothing funny at all, play Trench Crusade

-_-

[whole glade]

but its really just Grimdark John Blanche type shit in my head

[whole glade]

how...did you know my fav table top game...was trench crusade

[ripe tangle]

he might like the Guard tbh

[ripe tangle]

Lucky Guess?

[whole glade]

maybe

[whole glade]

im going to eat your brushes now

[ripe tangle]

You do that and I’ll beat you up.

[whole glade]

nuh uh

im like a night lord

you wont see me coming

[ripe tangle]

I have a whoop-ass stick and I’m not afraid to use it.

[whole glade]

i have a aussie bf

you stand no chance

[ripe tangle]

Oh nooooo

not an Australian!

You’re right, I’ve already lost…

such a shame too

[whole glade]

he throw a VB at you and become Maxmoefoe

[ripe tangle]

become a what?

[whole glade]

the youtuber from like 8 years ago

[ripe tangle]

I don’t want to be a Youtuber, especially one past their peak.

[whole glade]

max still does coldones

[ocean widget]

Skaven

[whole glade]

hes fun to watch here and there

[whole glade]

OMG TRUE but what about 40k

i dont really like the Age of Sugma stuff

[ripe tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/green-explosion-skaven-gif-9272053709133071409

[ocean widget]

Imperial guard

[whole glade]

ill look into em

im a Dark Angel/ Death Guard kinda guy

so ion know much about le guard

[orchid lynx]

HAMMER OF THE EMPEROR

[lilac crag]

STAND UP AND FIGHT

[elder merlin]

[arctic escarp]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[ocean widget]

I still dont see how they havent beaten slaanesh ngl
Humanity literally has cornflakes

[elder merlin]

Right here, @ripe tangle

[fiery spindle]

Admins, I want to report a freak who just curses the whole world on Morningstar and insults people based on their nationality and gender. The report system on the site does not allow me to attach many screenshots. How can I normally report this guy?

I can send all his correspondence to discord with screenshots

[arctic escarp]

If you have a cheat or exploit to report, please email it directly to fatshark.se/support.

[fiery spindle]

thx

[misty trench]

I'd say imperial guard, lots of cool regiments to pick from

[dapper trench]

Hell are ya'll talking about

[misty trench]

as an Aussie those are defo my preference lmao, you can set 'em up to be like desert rats n shit if you go Tallarn or you can go Catachan and get aussie jungle warfare if you wanted

[dapper trench]

Go kriegsmen

[misty trench]

we're talking about COOL regiments

[dapper trench]

oi

you fuck

[misty trench]

sorry I had to

[dapper trench]

Krieg is cool

[thick fog]

Who the hell likes Krieg, the most sauceless regiment smh

All they do is shovel and dig

[dapper trench]

.....almost like thats my job

[misty trench]

people do enjoy digging and shovelling, as it would turn out

[dapper trench]

their mainly combat enginneers and cavary with their war horses

the horses looks pretty down cool

especially for a regiment that primarily shock troop oriented

[thick fog]

Krieg class as horse companion for darktide

You mount and ride just dashing into all enemies

And make the horse run into a monstrosity

[arctic escarp]

gotta love the space middle easterns

and north africans

[misty trench]

yeee

I do wish there was a guard regiment actually based on anzacs but alas

[arctic escarp]

are there even guard regiments based on the island hopping americans in the pacific 🤔

they would make a cool marine guard regiments

[misty trench]

idk actually

[somber stream]

Or you could go for Mechanized chads wearing piss yellow coat

Who needs camouflage anyway

-# You can't anymore

[arctic escarp]

they're also deployed in battles where chemical warfare is deployed no

always thought the coat also acts as a hazmat suit

[somber stream]

Oh i wouldn't call them Hazmat

More like a slightly more durable raincoat

Also The legion saw some deployment outside of their homeworld, not just strictly chemical warfare is needed for them to show up

This is mainly because of the current ongoing 3rd war for Armageddon

[misty trench]

chem dogs are also a baller faction, speaking of chemicals

luv me cracked out penal legion

[somber stream]

They look like a bunch of heretic, but aren't

Some of the more loyal* regiment, actually
-# *To the potential loots they might find, not to the Imperium

Meanwhile our boys in yellow turned traitorous because some asshat fancied their GK a bit too much

[round mica]

day 93

[somber stream]

YOU

Ogryn, i managed to dig you out now

[round mica]

dig me out

i’ve never been biting

hiding*

[somber stream]

You shrouded yourself with this new identity

Who tf is jim bob anyway

[round mica]

i new look was needed

lil jim bob is a legend

games feel a little bland as of lately

i’ve been doing a lot of motorcycle riding and exploring

[somber stream]

Lovely, do something productive or touching grass is always a better alternative

[round mica]

i’ve been really close to buying a new bike

been eyeing a few

really wanna get an indian scout rogue

@somber stream i’ve showed you the custom harley i built from the ground up right?

[arctic escarp]

hows the coloring process

[somber stream]

I remember you sent 2, one of them was a Police bike?

[round mica]

yes

a decommissioned police cruiser

[somber stream]

35%, either today or morrow

[dapper trench]

fuuuck

[somber stream]

It looks very nice

[dapper trench]

i love food

[somber stream]

A bit chonky for my taste, but i'm sure it drives well

[round mica]

and youve seen my custom greenish blue harley i believe

the one i built

i need new shit to do brudder

[somber stream]

Oh yeah there was that too

Build a tank

[round mica]

i wish

[nocturne bloom]

Replica FT17s are actually decently priced

[somber stream]

I'm taking courses these day, online class. Will switch to full time artist next year or so

[nocturne bloom]

Was considering getting one

[somber stream]

FT17 like the Renault?

[arctic escarp]

exciting!

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

Real ones are over 100m though apparently

[round mica]

i just want a new project bike or car, my budget is quite flexible

trying to just find something to work on for fun

[arctic escarp]

online art course?

[nocturne bloom]

I think the last replica ft17 was auctioned at 100k

[round mica]

if plymouth barracuda frames weren’t so rare i’d go after that

[nocturne bloom]

But it'd be cheaper to do it yourself

[tiny cedar]

100k for a fr*nch tank

[nocturne bloom]

Coolest tank they made imo

[tiny cedar]

jk i like their tanks, but mostly the early cold war stuff

[gilded socket]

I think i miss having freedoms

[small falcon]

[formal mortar]

Didn't realize characters can randomly say things on the morningstar

Player characters I mean

[thick coyote]

For the emperor 🗣️

(For The Emperor......I'm sure)

[ripe tangle]

Yes, FOR THE EMPEROR!

[gilded socket]

I wonder how long it would take for my friends to notice i moved on from talking to them

[ripe tangle]

gives Maxine a dog treat

you still talk to us.

[gilded socket]

This is the extent of my social interaction

[nocturne bloom]

I work nights, I have no social interaction aside from this

[gilded socket]

Real

[nocturne bloom]

Well I guess i talk to the dude at the gas station on the way home but, 2 night shift people are gonna

[gilded socket]

I dont like talking to people where im at but people keep trying to talk to me

[nocturne bloom]

I like talking to people.I just suck at it

[gilded socket]

I used to like talking

Ive ran out of things to say

[round mica]

mmlumlumlum

[gilded socket]

Me too

[somber stream]

I hate meetings

They extended my contract, fuck

[coarse tiger]

whats the uber mega leaks on this teaser

[last valve]

ALL HAIL THE HOLY MANUFACTORIUMS OF RAYTHEON, BOEING, AND GENERAL DYNAMICS

[somber stream]

Yes, character design, concept art, the lot

[coarse tiger]

lemme guess a new event ok get this the enemies have fkn wall hacks! how cool

[somber stream]

Might as well buy one of those old American tank like the M2 light

[fair bridge]

like 50 people play this game total nobody is leaking anything

[inland mantle]

And Im 49 of them

[somber stream]

I haven't logged in for a whole month i think

Huh, another year of grind to fuel my goal ig

[nocturne bloom]

Im American and think the FT17 is cooler

But then again

There were American FT17s

[somber stream]

Think of the applications

Can you go shopping with a FT17?

[nocturne bloom]

Yes

[somber stream]

Sure you can, but it will take quite a while

Also no storage compartment

[nocturne bloom]

Modern engine

[somber stream]

Can you do the same with a M8 Greyhound but faster and rain proof?

Fuck yeah

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Im sorry, Licht, I cant betray my beloved FT17

[somber stream]

We all have our preferences, i understand

If we were allowed, i'd get one of those Sd.Kfz. 234 "Puma"

Such a cool looking thing. Fast, too

[elder merlin]

[stark bobcat]

she finally got out of bed

so its morning

bed rotted

[grim spoke]

no i just got back from a concert

[stark bobcat]

how was it?

[grim spoke]

very fun

it was my first proper concert

La Dispute

very good,,

my friend impromptu invited me earlier this morning so i kinda had 2 scramble to get an outfit together but

it was awesome

[stark bobcat]

nice

[elder merlin]

I see

[fair bridge]

i don't want hershey squirts :(

[coarse tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-do-it-myself-homelander-the-boys-i-won't-rely-on-you-i-don't-need-help-gif-4031298802882728450

thats gay

like this game

welp

[gilded socket]

https://youtu.be/PZL1_sImzKY?si=3Vi2PLW7UhosHzsR

[ripe tangle]

Signalis Sticker Spotted!

[gilded socket]

https://youtu.be/-tvl8sDu9vo?si=iQP-K691UBtmLaIz

[somber stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE&list=RDDL7-CKirWZE&start_radio=1

Jammin

[ripe tangle]

👁️ 👄 🔴

[ripe tangle]

@grim spoke Which Replika is your favorite?

[odd shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-2328358707181956514

[blazing ibex]

I wasn't asked, but I like STARs a lot

KOLIBRIs are also qt 3.14s

[somber stream]

Kolibri my beloved

Could do without the mind reading bit though

[grim spoke]

falke probably

big fan of her

i wanna get a tattoo of her methinks

my ears feel weird

worth it,,,

[ripe tangle]

my favorite is definetly STARs

EULRs remind me of my actual self though