general-chat

[somber stream]

Brace.

[nocturne bloom]

Oh nooooo

[ripe tangle]

what!?!

I am not putting anything in there!

the very thought is heinous

[lilac crag]

is it really?

[nocturne bloom]

Yea who would EVER want that

[ripe tangle]

Lamia, I’m going to shoot you, then shoot Alexander, then shoot Licht.

in that Order.

[nocturne bloom]

Aw im first

[somber stream]

I would advice doing it with a double barrel

[ripe tangle]

why are you so difficult to threaten?

[nocturne bloom]

Dont worry about it

[somber stream]

He tend to moan whenever a heretic stab him in the ass

[nocturne bloom]

Shhhhh

[somber stream]

Your threats are ineffective

[lilac crag]

I'd like to see you even reach for your bolter.

[nocturne bloom]

Licht I only moaned in vc like 3 times

Relax

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

Lies

[elder merlin]

When we all playin helldivers?

[somber stream]

It's 4AM you should be on the bed paul

[nocturne bloom]

4am here and ive been up since 6am

[ripe tangle]

It’s 3am here

[somber stream]

I give

[ripe tangle]

Which means I got several hours

[elder merlin]

Why are oatmeal raisin cookies so good

[lilac crag]

???? you really are old

[somber stream]

He's in his mid 30s

[lilac crag]

is salt spicy, Paul?

[nocturne bloom]

Hermit cookies?

They are ok

[ripe tangle]

I also like oatmeal raisin cookies…

[somber stream]

Never had those, looks crunchy though

[nocturne bloom]

Usually soft

[ripe tangle]

chocolate chip is still better though

Chocolate Chip is also better with coffee

[somber stream]

I dip those in hot milk

[ripe tangle]

buuuuuut oatmeal raisin is good with milk

[nocturne bloom]

I melt Hershey bars in hot milk

Homemade hot chocolate

[ripe tangle]

Why don’t you just use chocolate syrup?

[lilac crag]

where's the fun in that...

[somber stream]

Eeeeehh

Choco syrup taste wrong

[ripe tangle]

but Hershey Bars taste fine!?!

[nocturne bloom]

Its the only thing my grandpa taught me from what drinks he made in the military lol

[elder merlin]

I've always liked oatmeal raisin cookies

[nocturne bloom]

Its basically hot chocolate

[jovial mist]

Bruh

[elder merlin]

You uncultured poozers

@ripe tangle kill these guys

[nocturne bloom]

Its a little better with condensed milk

[lilac crag]

destined to be an old man

[ripe tangle]

With Pleasure!

[lilac crag]

literally from birth, you had back pain

[elder merlin]

I like other cookies too, you fuckin chumps

Peanut butter is probably my favorite

[jovial mist]

I love enforcing the Lex. I don't love it for upholding the Emperor's will, I just like beating people.

[lilac crag]

stop making it worse for yourself!!

[ripe tangle]

what’re those cookies that’re plain and just taste like sugar?

[somber stream]

Choco chips are the best

[warm bear]

have a gn everybody! sleep well!

[lilac crag]

I just woke up

but goodnight

[elder merlin]

You dont like peanut butter cookies?

[nocturne bloom]

Never sleep

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

[jovial mist]

....sugar cookies?

[lilac crag]

I dont like cookies period

[ripe tangle]

I actually don’t like peanutbutter cookies

[elder merlin]

DINOSAUR

[elder merlin]

This guy right here, @ripe tangle

Shoot him

[jovial mist]

I gotta beat you with a stick when I find you

[ripe tangle]

*Shoots Alexander*

[somber stream]

Choco chips with warm milk, comfort snack

[lilac crag]

you can't do that by the way, killing an Arbitrator is bad

[warm bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-shooting-gif-23980108

[lilac crag]

[warm bear]

aw

:C

[lilac crag]

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

[ripe tangle]

I didn’t kill you, I just shot you.

better get to a Hospitaller quickly though.

[lilac crag]

like when you shot my head off in the car...

[elder merlin]

Only if someone finds out

[ripe tangle]

I shoot people all the time.

They rarely die, they usually just sleep in a pool of their fluids.

[lilac crag]

the same thing

they're not gonna get up if they sleep in their own blood

[nocturne bloom]

Ok

[lilac crag]

[ripe tangle]

They never get up yeah…

for some reason…

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

I cannot win against this twink

I've been bested

[nocturne bloom]

[lilac crag]

I'm going to find games to play until my wife wakes up

boredom dawns on me once more

[elder merlin]

You can always count on Lamia to be a freak

[somber stream]

Hmmm

What if you microwave milk

[elder merlin]

Wouldnt it get gross?

[somber stream]

Milk start to degrade at 52 celcius

So microwaving milk, while safe to do. Might potentially reduce its quality

Interesting

[jovial mist]

Not if I, another Arbitrator (better than u bc I like cookies) tell her to

[long sigil]

[amber delta]

sorry wrong gif

[little marten]

Don’t microwave milk

[somber stream]

I don't microwave milk, same for tea

[little marten]

You own a kettle right?!?!

Germany has those?!?

[somber stream]

I have 2

[little marten]

Ok mad hatter

[somber stream]

AND SEVERAL POTS

[elder merlin]

The unlikeliest of allies, but i'll take it

[little marten]

It’s time I shared this brief 15 minute train journey to talk about an insidious evil growing between the cracks of society. A foul root from a vicious seed. I’m talking about the modern mother

It’s time we took the battle to them

[somber stream]

Speak your mind, im interested

[cyan iris]

😎

[little marten]

They’re far too obnoxious

Commanding the streets with their fancy financed paid prams

And when they gather

All cackling and trying to one up each other on motherhood

[somber stream]

"Mine Josh bake me a cake for mother's day, a whole chocolate, vegan cake"

[little marten]

If I baked my mother a cake for Mother’s Day she’d come at me with a pair of scissors

[somber stream]

Tyrants in yoga pants, sovereigns of scented chaos

[little marten]

They control the means of production but enough is ENOUGH

[somber stream]

-# ehem

-# You mean the means of reproduction

[little marten]

Damn I missed a good punchline there

[somber stream]

Wielding reusable tote bags as banners of moral superiority

I do agree their reign of terror must come to an end

[little marten]

I’m mainly enraged because one of them just floated casually at the front of a crowd going for a train

[elder merlin]

Delete this before Lamia sees it

[little marten]

Maybe we need a fiend to fight a fiend

[elder merlin]

Lol

[somber stream]

Fire with fire, poison with poison. That's it!

Thou posteth scrolls of filtered progeny upon the glowing oracle of Instagram, beseeching applause for the heroic act of… purchasing bananas.

[little marten]

🙏

Holy war declared

[amber delta]

how do I pronounce ecclesiarchy

[somber stream]

Eck-kles-see-ark-kee

[amber delta]

egg-klaus-sea-ark-key got it

[elder merlin]

[halcyon glen]

Ass hurts so much

[ashen prairie]

Morning y'al

[sage dragon]

yo!

[ashen prairie]

My work contract got extended !!

[sage dragon]

good for you! are you looking forward to the power cutlass for vet?

[ashen prairie]

i don't play vet :/

[blazing hawk]

Does

Is anyone not able to boot up darktide

[dense slate]

i have it open atm, no notable issues, are you getting any specific errors or is it just not booting?

[lilac crag]

morning dean

[nocturne flicker]

mornin femboah

[blazing hawk]

Nvm I just verified files and it's workin

Also

I think people who don't own arbites dlc should be monetarily compensated fully because I did not pay allat for some p2w losers to make my games a snorefest

[arctic escarp]

CONGRATS!!

[sharp lantern]

If you want a class that's even easier and braindead just play Ogryn, it's free

[ashen prairie]

How are you fairing ??

[amber delta]

congrats on not being broke, condolences on being employed

[blazing hawk]

I absolutely fucking despise gloriana

[somber stream]

Edges innit

[amber delta]

I hate edging

[blazing hawk]

I lowkey fucking hate arbites now they're just better vets what the fuck

[tacit geode]

I wonder what else you dislike

[amber delta]

'eretics

[astral basin]

Not liking these overnight shifts

[somber stream]

Whatche watching over?

[astral basin]

Gas station

Tomorrow night

[somber stream]

Ah, any of "those" story?

[astral basin]

Eh

One or two.

Mostly people being entitled/ stupid

[somber stream]

Only one or two? You're blessed

Good luck with your nightshift tomorrow Sol

[astral basin]

I gotta stay up for. Two more hours

[arctic escarp]

rework soon™

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/writhing-seething-absolutely-fed-up-have-had-it-insanecat-gif-1008473668571512404

[coarse tree]

Gotta love the cat abuse gifs. Someone is scruffing that cat and shaking it.

[astral basin]

Spin the kitty

[tired compass]

where is the blog post with duelling sword nerf, I want to see reddit cry

[ocean widget]

Its in Chinese and assumably deleted

[bitter matrix]

Joybaiting rn

[little marten]

So how about that blog

Also nice of arrowhead to KILL the bug front with this patch

[dapper trench]

Almost finished

But i cant go home

[orchid skiff]

rupture strain buff

LMAO

[dapper trench]

so fuck my life ig

[orchid skiff]

😂 😂 😂

[dapper trench]

they got buffed?

[orchid skiff]

Rupture Warriors now track moving clients accurately, leveling the difficulty level of attacks between client and host

basically you had people whining the warriors are bullshit and people whining it's a skill issue just dodge

now everyone will whine they are bullshit

[little marten]

Which means you gonna be stimming every single time one of them cunts pops out the ground

[dapper trench]

fawk

[orchid skiff]

this is the most hilarious shit i'll see today

i'm on my way to the subreddit to see the tears

[dapper trench]

imagine using reddit

[little marten]

“I know how to improve the fun factor of the horde faction that comes at you from every angle”

“How?”

“Let’s make then come out of the ground while being invulnerable and undodgeable”

[dapper trench]

(I have a reddit account)

(Just dont use it unless i have a question

Darktide/HD2 collab when?

[blazing hawk]

Helldivers 2 sucked since they nerfed torcher on bots

And also the horrendous size

Like nearly half my storage size

[dapper trench]

HEY ITS NORMAL SIZE

[blazing hawk]

If that's normal I don't want no triple A games

[dapper trench]

Also

nice madness combat pfp

[orchid skiff]

i thought it was bender futurama

[little marten]

It is isn’t it

[dapper trench]

no its one of grunts from it

[thick coyote]

[dapper trench]

[unreal veldt]

It's so dang big. It's the largest game currently installed on my steam. (Though dark tide is #2)

[blazing hawk]

Its

The ATP engineer

[blazing hawk]

Bender isn't black though???

He grey

[dapper trench]

Still die the same way

[blazing hawk]

Yeah but it's mustard

Instead of ketchup

[orchid skiff]

I don't see color

[dapper trench]

You watch Xionic Madness?

[blazing hawk]

No

[dapper trench]

Dead ass?

[blazing hawk]

I've stopped watching madness combat

For a few years

[dapper trench]

Dude

watch it

Its peak

[little marten]

Bender transcends colour

[dapper trench]

Bender became a god didnt he?

[orchid skiff]

coloUr

bri'ish detected
beginning arrest

[little marten]

I fucking hate the bri’ish meme

[orchid skiff]

suspect is resisting

[little marten]

Even more so when some European teenager is screaming at me over the mic on a game like valorant

[dapper trench]

all I think of is hearing that british guy crashing out on vr chat

[little marten]

Danny g?

[dapper trench]

idk

there was a vid of him banning some chick over it

[little marten]

Danny G from Smethwick

Or the other classic

Right I tell you what you fat little cunt

You’re boring

[dapper trench]

Your banned

Never to fucking return

[little marten]

My countrymen do crash out hard online

[dapper trench]

you a brit?

[little marten]

Sometimes

[dapper trench]

I got to validate next month

should be fun

[little marten]

Validate what

[dapper trench]

Me being a dog handler

Or Ill lose my cert

[little marten]

That’s pretty cool tho

[dapper trench]

Yep

Enjoy every second of it

beats sitting on my ass doing fuck all

[little marten]

Keep on keeping on 🙏

[sleek cloud]

anyone having huge dc issues?

[ocean widget]

nah usually just marvel ones

[sleek cloud]

mad connection issues tonight

[lilac crag]

@somber stream

dive?

[somber stream]

Not today i'm afraid, have to do the social later 🤮

[lilac crag]

reminds me that i will soon be employed...

[somber stream]

You got the job?

[lilac crag]

moving out

and, yeah, I have multiple choices I suppose

[little marten]

What’s the job

Unless nda

[somber stream]

Nah screw NDA

Who look in Discord?

[lilac crag]

anything that isn't bloody construction work. I was aiming for receptions/retail/deliveries, but being 18 with no work experience nowadays means jobs might as well pay you dirt

I've got to start somewhere, I guess

[orchid skiff]

what if we kissed while protected by an NDA

[somber stream]

Retail and restos are safe bets

Also welcome to the work force

Please wipe your tears before coming to work

And remember, we're all a Family™ here

[lilac crag]

I've developed the presumably very useful skill of Disassociation

I can simply disconnect from any emotional toil or response

should be able to use at work

[somber stream]

Mhm, let's hope you won't have to put that into use.

Also remember, while they're not your friends. It's useful to have 1 or two having your back once shit hit the fan

Especially Service industry

It's brutal out there

[lilac crag]

connections need making to tread along? I see

the scarier part is moving out. sure, work is a mystery too, but I've never... been outside my city, really

I'm gonna play helldivers and think bout stuff now

[somber stream]

Have fun Alex

[lilac crag]

thank ye lad, be safe at socials

[little marten]

Sorry was eating a bag of hula hoops

You’ll be grand! Resto best job I ever had

Soul destroying but so rewarding made me feel awesome

[somber stream]

Do the server also have beef with the cook over there on a daily basis?

[little marten]

Yeah it’s carnage lmao

[somber stream]

So it's a international thing lmao

[little marten]

It’s a chef thing lol

[tired steeple]

Hello

[somber stream]

Ello

[nocturne flicker]

you a chef?

[somber stream]

Nah chefs tend to go ballistic

[nocturne flicker]

i know, used to be a line cook ahahaha

[somber stream]

Chef vs managers, the unending war

[nocturne flicker]

one issue most chefs tend to suffer from is all the bullsh*t they have forced into their head in culinary school. those things tends to push the common sense out

[little marten]

Not anymore lol and I wouldn’t call our food ‘cooking’ at the place I worked

[somber stream]

Is it one of those Fish 'n Chips place

[little marten]

Worse

Chain pub

[somber stream]

Good god

[little marten]

This was a decade ago mind lol

[somber stream]

Same

[nocturne flicker]

like the most recent chef who i used to work with? dumb motherfucker used to add cream to the curry while it was REALLY EARLY in the cooking stage. it always curdled the curry, made it chunky and taste sour as fuck

but you couldn't tell the cunt anything that he did wrong

"i went to culinary school, did you?"

it's insane how consistent ts is 😂

[nocturne flicker]

good you've had time to recover. the wounds aren't fresh

[little marten]

I saw a drugged up chef throw the cooking ‘manual’ which was just this huge fucking tome of microwave timings at the owners head

And the next head chef they hired after him came in late one night when it was quiet and just stole half the kitchenware because his brother had got out of jail so they could go back to growing weed again

[nocturne flicker]

saying "drugged-up" before "chef" is really redundant. you'd be hard-pressed to find one that ISN'T

[little marten]

True! Such folly of me

[nocturne flicker]

it's how they stay up for so long 😉

[nocturne flicker]

the first chef i worked with was a big druggie lesbian lady. she was chill, if not a bit lazy. but one day her landlord (my mamma knew her) came in to collect the rent and the place was completely destroyed with no one there. like they basically had to bulldoze the house and rebuild it

[little marten]

Lmao chef life

[nocturne flicker]

i liked her as a person but goddamn i wouldn't wanna visit her house if that description was accurate

[somber stream]

Chefs i know have either super fucked up personal life or got their shit together, but still a bit fucked up inside

Oh and all of them smoke

Every.Single.One

[nocturne flicker]

wtf HAPPENS to these people in culinary school bro 😭

[somber stream]

I had a heart to heart with one of the chef before

It's about "Getting there"

And the path a lot of times make them feels unworthy or a phony

Learned to cook? Nice, now follow this guideline

[little marten]

We had a bunch of perverts and server turned out to be a pedo too which is wild

Dude was only 19

Rest of his life ruined because he was a dirty cunt

[somber stream]

Good

[nocturne flicker]

and there'd be two ends of a spectrum. on one hand you have the chefs who aren't content working in more "humble" settings, and those who're the opposite, who feel unappreciated in their success and their passion for cooking has been ruined

[nocturne flicker]

and how old was the victim? out of curiosity

[amber delta]

good news chat, we are review bombing helldivers again

[somber stream]

Was it because of the bug "fix"

[amber delta]

you know it

[nocturne flicker]

... what happened?

[somber stream]

You'd think they have some sense in them after all these dramas

[amber delta]

they made this change: Rupture Warriors now track moving clients accurately, leveling the difficulty level of attacks between client and host

people are not very happy with this

[nocturne flicker]

that's the one who cums out acid balls yeah?

[amber delta]

no it's the one who slashes with claws

[somber stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1nieus5/ah_why_in_the_world_would_you_think_this_should/

This should explains everything

[nocturne flicker]

i don't fw rupture strain much. arrowhead has a habit of making their "modified enemies" just annoying instead of fun

[amber delta]

there was a bug where if you were not the host they would attack you straight ahead which you could dodge, but if you are host they would aimbot you even in midair

[somber stream]

Heat seeking bugs lmao

[nocturne flicker]

i know what a warrior is i just can't remember if that was a new enemy or a modified warrior that does that

[amber delta]

apparently the aimbot targetting was the indtended one

[nocturne flicker]

oof

[amber delta]

oh yeah, rupture is the prefix for the burrowing ons

[somber stream]

No fucking way

xDDDDDDDDDDD

Who came up with this bs

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. there's a rupture enemy that spits acid balls and i can't remember what it's called. it's not one of the spitters it looks like a warrior sorta? they added it with the hive world update

[dapper trench]

Dawg

[somber stream]

Those are easy to dodge

[tacit geode]

They don't have a QA department man

[dapper trench]

I just got back

[somber stream]

You don't dodge Aimbug

[dapper trench]

oh shit

[orchid skiff]

they have an unpaid QA department it's called the players

[dapper trench]

Blasphemous 2 is on sale

[nocturne flicker]

swedish game devs moment

[amber delta]

they could just read feedback and do sort of what people say, but instead they consistently do the exact opposite

[orchid skiff]

this is what reading lowsodiumhelldivers and ignoring anything from non glazers does

[nocturne flicker]

i'm still waiting on my suggestion for the constitution to get a stripper clip to be realised

[nocturne flicker]

also can the plasma epoch please gain the ability to blow open shipping containers? lascannon and quasar can do it, why not plasma epoch?

[orchid skiff]

speargun can do it 🙂

[nocturne flicker]

EXACTLY!

[amber delta]

did you see dev's comment on this

[dapper trench]

I may stream today

[nocturne flicker]

oh lord below they defended this nonsense didn't they?

[amber delta]

they said, and I shit you not, that epoch cannot have demolition force because it's a plasma and plasma has no weight

[nocturne flicker]

IT'S EXPLOSIVE

[dapper trench]

They aint wrong tho

[fading otter]

The laser cannon doing it but the epoch not is insane logic lol

[fading otter]

But the laser cannon opens them lol

[dapper trench]

Yeah cause

[amber delta]

they wouldn't be if half of other similar weapons didn't already do it

[dapper trench]

Say it with me

[nocturne flicker]

i mean... on the side of epoch ofc. pls no laser cannon nerfs i'll actually cry

[dapper trench]

Thats heat basically

Plasma is heat

It melts

[nocturne flicker]

and heat melts metal

[dapper trench]

.....

[amber delta]

ok let me melt containers

[dapper trench]

Do yall not know how explosives work?

[amber delta]

and bug holes

[nocturne flicker]

PLEEEEASE 😭

[dapper trench]

Its part of my job to know how they work

So I can tell you

[nocturne flicker]

i want the lascannon to be able to destroy bug holes but that'd be so ludicrously OP

[nocturne flicker]

yeah surely if lasers can melt metal, plasma can too.

[fading otter]

The primary scythe can’t open containers and the laser cannon can, it would make perfect balance sense to keep the scorcher and purifier unable to open then but have the support weapon version of plasma be able to open them just like the cannon/scythe

Either way they have much bigger things to worry about rn

[nocturne flicker]

my thoughts exactly

[dapper trench]

alright

[nocturne flicker]

like getting reviewbombed? 😈

[dapper trench]

.......

[amber delta]

I already dmd all my friends in China to get their bot farms on and review bomb the game

[nocturne flicker]

why is it always china 😭

[dapper trench]

God this looks depressing

Honestly

But

[orchid skiff]

I wouldn't even be mad

[dapper trench]

I would need to play it again before forming a actual opinion

[nocturne flicker]

don't be melancholic. vet's getting a power falchion! oh and i'll prolly start doing some volunteer work on skywind soon. things are looking up!

[obtuse oak]

I read that they dont have steam forums in their language so they use reviews to leave complaints

[orchid skiff]

These devs only listen when you review bomb them and it lasts for like 4 months

[nocturne flicker]

ahhhh makes sense!

[dapper trench]

wat

[obtuse oak]

trying to sneak that humblebrag in there

well, sneak

that was hardly covert

[amber delta]

and they are very quick to leave a complaint when something hurts their national pride

[nocturne flicker]

nah i genuinely am just excited >////<

i meant to start helping out on there ages ago but work got in the way so

[nocturne flicker]

reviewbombing helldivers bc the illuminate didn't stop attacking shanghai

[nocturne flicker]

(this literally happened btw)

[amber delta]

or more recently reviewbombing hollow knight silksong because chinese localisation was buggy

[obtuse oak]

that is a valid complaint though

I read that it was really bad

[nocturne flicker]

my husband's boyfriend plays that 😤

[obtuse oak]

I just started playing hollow knight to see what the fuss is about

[lilac crag]

good job grandpa

[tacit geode]

It is a horrible translation

[amber delta]

I tried first hollow knight some time ago but didnt like it

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. i don't want to call it overblown but uh... it's defo not anything i'm interested in

that's just personal

[dapper trench]

How are you liking it?

[nocturne flicker]

whatchu think about it tho?

[obtuse oak]

bit early to tell, I'm like 20 minutes into it

[nocturne flicker]

i'll list you up on the stock market

[dapper trench]

ah

[nocturne flicker]

suuurely we get some dorktide news tonight

is tuesday 😈

prepare for embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-4656385985544318455

[dapper trench]

today is tuesday?

[dense slate]

it is tuesday

[nocturne flicker]

yeah. almost wednesday actually where i am

[dense slate]

its nearly 3pm

[dapper trench]

Hopfully theres another csm chapter out then

[astral basin]

8am. Can finally let myself sleep

Huzzah

[amber delta]

it's chewsday innit

[lilac crag]

keep a guide on hand, make a habit of breaking walls

[dapper trench]

enjoy doing that for me

[obtuse oak]

but I think the visuals and music are good and I like the tight controls

[obtuse oak]

a guide? absolutely not

[lilac crag]

hehe

alright

[dapper trench]

May draw something

[astral basin]

“Wth vermintide has an update?”

[dapper trench]

But need reference material

[thick coyote]

"where the hell am I" simulator (it's absolute cinema)

[obtuse oak]

i'm sure i'm smart enough to finish this cartoon videogame without consulting a guide

[little marten]

The new one?

[obtuse oak]

no, the first

[dapper trench]

Thats what im doing with crow country

[little marten]

Ahhh, I’m just at the end of it now

Fantastic game, took me a few attempts to get into it tho

[nocturne flicker]

hollow knight isn't good, no power falchion

sniff

[dapper trench]

tf is you on about?

[obtuse oak]

i found the homie who sells the map and i went back to his wife to buy the compass so i can see where i'm at. see how smart i am?

[nocturne flicker]

I R E Q U I R E D A R K T I D E N E W S T O S A T I S F Y M Y B O R E D O M .

[jaunty path]

Lmfao. Honestly yeah better to experience it blind for now. I think you're gonna have a great time

[thick coyote]

[dapper trench]

Look up Trench Crusade lore

[thick coyote]

You should let hubris he your downfall

Take the compass out

[dapper trench]

*be

[nocturne flicker]

Lord below 😭

[quick pendant]

😭 trench crusade is mid 😭

[jaunty path]

If you don't find something. You can always go back for it later on.

[nocturne flicker]

yk what helps keep me sane? merv the cat. if you don't know merv the cat, you should

[amber delta]

trench crusade has some of the coolest concept art ever made, and then everything else surrounding it is whatever

[nocturne flicker]

Charals and butterflams 🗣️

[dapper trench]

Dont hate, apperciate

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[obtuse oak]

yeah i figured once i saw a few jumps that i cant make and a bit that's just screaming for a walljump that i dont have yet

[dapper trench]

[obtuse oak]

but i grew up in the 90s, im wise to their schemes

that kind of game design isnt new to me

[nocturne flicker]

woah 🌒👅🌘

[nocturne flicker]

what was it like when people still used the horse and cart? :3 (jk 😉)

[dapper trench]

How have you been Hank?

[jaunty path]

We're running in the 90s..

[obtuse oak]

losing all of the coins on death and respawning back at a bonfire bench also had me going "ah miyazaki, we meet again"

[dapper trench]

wa-?

[jaunty path]

Me when my knight is hollow

[nocturne flicker]

fart souls

[thick coyote]

The best part about benches is that your knight falls asleep on them

[dapper trench]

you guys make my sleep deprived brain hurt

[nocturne flicker]

homeless knight

[nocturne flicker]

thanks 🌒👅🌘

[dapper trench]

Got me feeling like Charles Xavier

[jaunty path]

Also Hank be very careful about asking for help. It's easy to be spoiled. Do plenty of exploration pls

[lilac crag]

you can technically complete this game in 5 hours if you're stupid enough

[nocturne flicker]

what if the x-men were freaky so we called them the x-freaks?

[dapper trench]

Think thats a actual X-men team

[thick coyote]

Hollownest has its flaws but they don't have anti homeless benches fr fr 💯🔥

[tacit geode]

May hallownest stand eternal FUCK PHARLOOM

[amber delta]

they also don't have homes

[lilac crag]

they do

[thick coyote]

Get pharloom'd lol

[nocturne flicker]

personally i'm with toussaint in all of this

[lilac crag]

also little bit of a thing I find interesting, spoilers for both hk and silksong

[jaunty path]

Spoilerbox em

[lilac crag]

|| I find it intriguing that the Pale King pushed the intense agenda of Hallownest being the one and only kingdom in the whole universe, while the bone scroll of hornet's capture points out "seek the weaver of the White Wyrm's kingdom.". This kinda tells me that the effect of the pale king is either dogmatic brainwash, or his foresight viewed pharloom as a failed kingdom as is. ||

[amber delta]

I would be very interested in this if I could read

[lilac crag]

it's okay

you have to do a parkour puzzle for it

[little marten]

Why read hallownest lore when you can pogo over it

Longnail mark of pride shadow slash

[tired compass]

if Kitefin is gone, where is the other CM who we can tag in the chat?

[thick coyote]

Quickpaw

[tired compass]

he\she always offline

[tacit geode]

You still can but yeah it's quickpaw

[thick coyote]

No I don't pogo, I don't longnail, I don't dash, I walk and if I can't get to the place I just kill myself

[dapper trench]

ngl steak croissant sandwich

[ocean widget]

dead

[dapper trench]

pretty goated

[tired compass]

I actually can not find if Quickpaw is even a member of this discord

[ocean widget]

@ fatsharkq

do that

you'll find em

they're dead tho

[tired compass]

oh, I see now, I was trying "Quickpaw"

yeah, last message in June

[dapper trench]

damn

[ocean widget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c4hnA8jXwo

[tired compass]

we are truly bark to dark ages of comms from FS

[nocturne flicker]

they are.

there's a likelihood they already have a replacement pegged for kitefin too

[lilac crag]

the replacement is quickpaw, no?

[nocturne flicker]

as there's a recently-made CM acc under the name "LeFrench" on forums

[nocturne flicker]

quickpaw is only interim, as far as i know

[nocturne flicker]

no posts or anything yet

[wooden creek]

Kitefin said it's going to be Quickpaw, might be that Paw is transferring from VT2 to DT and this new LeFrench is going to take over VT2?

[lilac crag]

maybe I got the idea wrong

[nocturne flicker]

could be the case

[little marten]

It’s me

[nocturne flicker]

either way i still miss strawhat biiig time

[little marten]

Prepare for the weekly purges

[shy sandal]

Good Day

[ocean widget]

last i checked nurgle doesnt do purges

[nocturne flicker]

sup

[dapper trench]

yo

[nocturne flicker]

my little brother just uninstalled darktide and asked "can we play helldivers instead?" how do i cope with such feelings of anguish and disappointment?

[shy sandal]

Can't find auric games where i live, everyone is stuck in heresy and damnation

[ocean widget]

with the ability to not be surprised

[shy sandal]

Shake your fist very angrily at him and say soundboard sounds

[jaunty path]

Kill him, easy.

[nocturne flicker]

my little brother is such an NPC i swear. i love him but lord below

[jaunty path]

I don't think that makes em an NPC

[dapper trench]

throw him

[jaunty path]

Shrimply a hd2 liker.

[nocturne flicker]

NPC

[jaunty path]

[little marten]

FatShark Ironfist does (this is purely fictional and I in no way am making legal claims of any employment ties to FatShark

[nocturne flicker]

mind you there's context missing. dude also plays GTA online. most niche thing he likes a lot is prolly dayZ

[ocean widget]

ok but thats a dwarf name not a nurgle name

[ocean widget]

does he enjoy gtao

[final herald]

Grrrr how come my brother won't be niche and hip like ME he should be LIKE ME

[gilded socket]

Fuck it i fisted a heretic

[jaunty path]

Darktide is....niche?

[dapper trench]

[jaunty path]

[nocturne flicker]

yeah bro he needs to play darktide instead of being a "games everyone and their mother plays" nerd

[dapper trench]

Max tf are you on?

[shy sandal]

I remember looking at HD2 at launch and thinking "This is just Starship Troopers, i hated Starship Troopers" and never played it till this day

[gilded socket]

Powerfusting

[stuck wasp]

Kind of

[final herald]

Idek if this is one long bait but this is how u ensure ppl don't play

[nocturne flicker]

no one does. that's what i tell myself for the sake of preserving my own sanity

[gilded socket]

Boobs
Bottom text

[nocturne flicker]

did it work?

[ocean widget]

thats why im asking
i have no idea how people can enjoy it nowadays

[shy sandal]

Kind of, yeah? But not as much as people think it is.

It's not an underground gem, it's Vermintide 2's spiritual successor, and a lot of folks played Vermintide 2

[stuck wasp]

VT2 also was kind of niche though

[final herald]

Darktide is niche because FS absolutely fucking fumbled the launch for no reason at all

[stuck wasp]

Nah, even if they had done thing good, it still would have been niche

[gilded socket]

Oksaker

[dapper trench]

They needed more time

[jaunty path]

I'm not sure if Darktide can be considered niche

Though

[stuck wasp]

The pointer being set on the melee gameplay isn't to the taste of everyone

[dapper trench]

I feel like it isnt

[final herald]

No not really
I know a lot of people who played during the gamepass era who decided they liked the core gamplay but hated everything else

[jaunty path]

it isn't main stream and it doesn't have a shit load of attention.

[nocturne flicker]

to an extent. i still think the dropoff would've happened due to how slowly fatshark pumps out content, and it not appealing properly to the masses of friendslop shooter slaves

[jaunty path]

Though Darktide fans and HD2 fans tend to overlap

Extraction shooter slop...

[gilded socket]

Goog

[dapper trench]

[final herald]

Darktide's core gamplay loop is great and no one who's played it with me disagrees

[stuck wasp]

We had many people that left the discord when it was clarified that melee would be needed, and that you can't play it like L4D or CoD 💀

[jaunty path]

Wellll

[shy sandal]

I just feel the word "Niche" usually makes it sound like only 5 dudes in a basement play that game. When in reality it's not as small of a community

[jaunty path]

KIND OF?

You need to pull out melee eventually.

[final herald]

But it's dogshit optimization and the old trees and the old mutants and the old bombers and the old dogs pissed people the fuck off

[dapper trench]

Yee

[gilded socket]

What up

[nocturne flicker]

i can't explain it but helldivers' gameplay irritates and exhausts me in a way darktide doesn't. the melee in darktide and how we interact with enemies has always felt better to my standard

[final herald]

And the old poxxer spawning

[stuck wasp]

Niche mean something that has a quite stable, but small community, which I think apply quite aptly with the tide games.

[dapper trench]

Also they took a while with the Reworks to weapons

[jaunty path]

Honestly fair.

[gilded socket]

Who up moeing they bian

[dapper trench]

LIKE A LONG WHILE

[final herald]

They still kinda do the out of thin air but they don't suddenly appear in a wide open completely empty room because you turned in a circle

This game used to have the dumbest design decisions ever man

[jaunty path]

When you're fighting assholes like crushers and maulers, melee is an inherent requirement.

[obtuse oak]

kicked the false knight's ass, got some new powers, cleaned out the shop

[dapper trench]

mood

[gilded socket]

Hi hanque

[thick coyote]

Your Honour, French

[fierce cave]

Returned

I live

[dapper trench]

yo

[jaunty path]

Still at the beginnning Buddy.

[final herald]

Remember zero turning radius mutants and bombers/flamers that instantly stripped your toughness

[stuck wasp]

Tide are still niche, as can be seen with the drop when they gave VT2 for free back in 22

[thick coyote]

I cast fireball

[nocturne flicker]

yeah you have melee and ranged for a reason. you can do ranged or melee focus, or hybrid, but no absolute ranged. even vt2 doesn't have absolute melee unless you refuse to pick bombs up as a melee-only class

[obtuse oak]

the point is that i'm winning

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/tgwtg-that-guy-with-the-glasses-doug-walker-point-computer-gif-17022655

[jaunty path]

[shy sandal]

True, general chat becomes "HD2 chat" after a few hours

[fierce cave]

Yeah

Lack of minors here

Most the time

[jaunty path]

I wish there were less

[fierce cave]

Kill all minors ahh

[shy sandal]

Unc server, hell yeah

[nocturne flicker]

it's the freak (check DMs i sent you dr. house bricked up, aka brick house)

[jaunty path]

Send them to coal mines.

[fierce cave]

I saw

I fucking saw

[amber delta]

I tried darktide but the movement is just very stiff, I can't even slide 20m ahead while vaulting over a wall and trickshots feel very hard to pull off

[nocturne flicker]

i'm only 24, i'm comparatively a toddler to most of youse

[fierce cave]

Yeah

UNC servers go hard

[fierce cave]

23🥀

[shy sandal]

Same, 24

[jaunty path]

Darktide is very much a movement shooter imo but I'm glad it's nothing chaotic like ultrakill

I love Ultrakill don't get me wrong but....

[final herald]

People really be in here deluding themselves about why people like/dislike darktide

[nocturne flicker]

what crawled up your ass and died?

[fierce cave]

Blows up your brain with everything thing

[final herald]

Whar are you talm bout

Do you think this is me being aggro

🧍

[fierce cave]

What is darktide

[amber delta]

as a member of the aim community the TTK combined with rough flicking makes darktide very unappealing

[nocturne flicker]

gooning game

[dapper trench]

why yall sharing ages

[fierce cave]

Are you a minor?

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[nocturne flicker]

testing the unc waters

[shy sandal]

I think most people don't dislike darktide, they just don't get into the vibe of grimdark and avoid the game.

It has been the dealbreaker for a lot of my friends, they don't like the gloomy serious vibe (unless it's on a fantasy game for some reason)

[dapper trench]

.....No

[fierce cave]

The music

[amber delta]

I am literally a neurodivergent and a minor

[fierce cave]

GET HIM

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-sleep-goodnight-moderators-gif-15792675966851774905

[nocturne flicker]

they should play vermintide 1. makes darktide and vermintide 2 feel happy-go-lucky

[dapper trench]

so darktide

[nocturne flicker]

darktide huh?

[final herald]

I don't think any of my buddies gaf about the atmosphere outside of the music so thats interesting to hear

A lot of them also:

• Are barely good enough to do damnation
• tend to crash alot
• don't understand what they are really doing, hours and hours in

[dapper trench]

Huh?

[fierce cave]

Check thy dms

[nocturne flicker]

huh?

[fierce cave]

Skill issue

[nocturne flicker]

i'm scared

[thick coyote]

Miss me with that CoD lingo

🗣️

[dapper trench]

mood

[shy sandal]

The things i listed also tend to go to 40k in general, but... Yeah, i remember being very lost at the start of the game

[nocturne flicker]

i can't wait for r*tards to buy cod yet again this year

[fierce cave]

Same

[fierce cave]

New cod looks bums

Cod in general

Is ass

Cept black ops 3

[final herald]

I think like 2 or 3 of them can consistently do aurics w/ me and the rest pretend they can and then get confused when they facetank 4 crushers without dodging

[nocturne flicker]

i've felt this way since like 2017 💀

[fierce cave]

And the old mws

[fierce cave]

Same

Old cod

Best cod

[amber delta]

I stopped CoD after CoD 4

[fierce cave]

Love me some fish

[gilded socket]

Nooshperes

[nocturne flicker]

hot take i actually liked infinite warfare, but it should've been its own standalone game series that got expanded upon

[fierce cave]

Sacomombapis

[final herald]

And I have
one
That I would do havocs with

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/sacabambaspis-wut-reaction-wtf-jawless-fish-gif-6531799879368528208

[low hemlock]

if there’s people spending over hundreds of dollars on games like Fortnight & League

i’m sry vro we’ve been cooked since horse armor

[long sigil]

What is it

[low hemlock]

[long sigil]

Sounds like bokunopico💀

[fierce cave]

@long sigil

Stupid ass fush

[nocturne flicker]

freaky

[shy sandal]

My friends be into weeb shit mostly. FFXIV addicts

[long sigil]

I am not fushhhhh

[fierce cave]

Look what I replied to

[nocturne flicker]

i will shade final fantasy until i'm dead in the ground bc they stole best soundtrack from jesper kyd

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/sacabambaspis-gif-11126735939965767681

[long sigil]

Ah

[untold skiff]

Horse armor is probably unironically a better deal than most modern game cosmetics.

[fierce cave]

Stinky final fantasy

[long sigil]

Ah that fishe

[nocturne flicker]

it was a slippery slope

[fierce cave]

Or hear me out

[final herald]

Final fantasy got crazy good music

[shy sandal]

I shade Square Enix because they make you downloading and playing a game a fucking nightmare instead of plug and play

[fierce cave]

Realistic jiggle mods for Skyrim

[dapper trench]

No

[final herald]

FUCKING TRUE 😭

[low hemlock]

I reminisce the days when video games were $25

and those complaining sayin $60 was “too much”

oh~ look at em now…..

🚬

[fierce cave]

Why is he eating the smoke💔

[amber delta]

people throwing shade at horse armor for starting microtransactions meanwhile valve over here getting totally ignored despite creating a massive lootbox market in tf2

[nocturne flicker]

anything but the ubisoft/EA model where you need to download their malware-infused game launchers when you already purchased said games on the steam launcher

[fierce cave]

25$ was peak pricing

[low hemlock]

why not!?!

[fierce cave]

Glad hd2 stuck somewhat near that

A whole 35$

Not cheap

But not pricey

Just good

[shy sandal]

Imagine downloading an installer before downloading the game in the big 2025

[low hemlock]

now games like $70

[nocturne flicker]

i don't understand this american nonsense. games here are like $89

[fierce cave]

110$ for cod is

[fierce cave]

I'm uk

It's 35£

£35

I hate math

[final herald]

100 dollars for HYRULE WARRIORS

[nocturne flicker]

why no use pounds symbol before

[final herald]

(cad)

I think thats like 80 usd

[fierce cave]

Most people use America doloar

[nocturne flicker]

weirdos am i right

[fierce cave]

Yeah

British colonized the whole planet

Germany only got a few countries

[nocturne flicker]

if it's not on steam ion want it

[untold skiff]

80$ if the publisher is feeling spicy

[nocturne flicker]

blackadder reference

[low hemlock]

sry pal the american dollar got more value than em other Monopoly moneyz‼️‼️🦅🦅 🇺🇸🏈☕️

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[shy sandal]

And the french cope and seethe till this day they are the best colonizers. As if it's a good thing

[fierce cave]

Actually the pound is £1 to 0.99$

So I win

☝️🤓

[low hemlock]

[fierce cave]

That server is ass

Literally

[fierce cave]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-fade-smile-fade-to-dumb-happy-to-straight-face-smile-fade-to-shock-smile-fade-to-curious-gif-4098180333973202457

I need a server with shi like this

@low hemlock

Hook me up pal

[shy sandal]

[amber delta]

[fierce cave]

There

I'm in

Muted permanently

Now to acquire nitro

[low hemlock]

yoo u in there too eh Pal?

i sees u

[fierce cave]

How does one acquire with no pay

I know

Xbox perks

[amber delta]

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

I get nitro with Xbox?

[fierce cave]

Every 6 months

It's a code you get

Via Xbox gamepass

[shy sandal]

And you get gamepass with nitro every 6 months

[fading otter]

Unfathomably rare Xbox W

[fierce cave]

3 month code

3 month with 3 month without

[untold skiff]

I think the code only works for first time nitro users though

[fierce cave]

Every six months

You get to use it

[untold skiff]

Or was it the the opposite where the code only works for first time users I forgot.

[somber stream]

My fav manga site just got nuked

I'm stuck with siblings for the next 3 hours

Fucking help

[fierce cave]

That one video of the kid asking for hentai heaven to be unbanned

[untold skiff]

[fierce cave]

[somber stream]

Balls

Cloudflare is out for pirate sites

Yours favourite could be next 🫵

[orchid skiff]

please stop talking about hentai this is a christian server

[little marten]

I’ve had gamepass for years

I had no idea I could be a purple boy for free

[fading otter]

You usually have to go to the rewards section somewhere from Xbox home and manually claim

[fierce cave]

Go to xboxgamepass app on Xbox

Perks

Then look there

[somber stream]

Nurgle going purple?

[fierce cave]

Nurple

[little marten]

Do I get any elite perks

[fierce cave]

Sadly no

[little marten]

Like can I kick people from the server

Oh..

[somber stream]

Nurple

[fierce cave]

Nipple purple

[somber stream]

Yeah Nurple fits

[orchid lynx]

the slaanesh corruption got him

[fierce cave]

End your job

Retire

[orchid lynx]

nu uh

im the 4th the best there is

[fierce cave]

Awful

Retire

[red gust]

Do u think they will put the class dlc on discount one day?

[somber stream]

Yes, but it's already dirt cheap though

[fierce cave]

Make the dirt cheaper than air

[jaunty path]

Can anyone tell me why Servitors are seen as fucked up and bad

[tacit geode]

Because a lot of the time their soul is still kinda there

[fierce cave]

There living there best life

Serving a bunch of big men

[tacit geode]

Imagine being forced to work forever while feeling your skin decay

[fierce cave]

[jaunty path]

I don't think it would be that bad being a cyberslave I mean that means I'm not responsible for anything anymore! My master is responsible for me! My master is responsible for me solely and I can't be held liable for anything!

Plus I get to work eternally for a good cause known as the Imperium

[fierce cave]

Kinky

[jaunty path]

Kinky? Not kinky! Whats kinky about a lifetime of servitude?

[fierce cave]

Sounds like a maid

[jaunty path]

True

[fierce cave]

I dress up as a dragon maid

[jaunty path]

How do I become an admech

[fierce cave]

[little marten]

I’ve thought about it guys

I won’t be turning purple

[jaunty path]

I get to replace parts of my brains with machinery

Lkke

[fierce cave]

End your love for chicken

[jaunty path]

I could replace my frontal lobe!

Yay!

[fierce cave]

@little marten

I look so good fr

[jaunty path]

Does anyone else think skitari are transition goals

[somber stream]

Booooooo

[jaunty path]

Whatever they're called

[somber stream]

Was looking forward to calling you Nurple

[little marten]

Wait what

[fierce cave]

I look so cool

[orchid lynx]

lusty argonian maid?

[jaunty path]

I think the warhammer universe is good

[fierce cave]

And submissive

[tired inlet]

The Purple Nurple?

[little marten]

Why are you telling me that?

[fierce cave]

I got the picture

[little marten]

Not that you shouldn’t

[somber stream]

The Purple Nurgle

[fierce cave]

Purgle

[tired inlet]

The Purgle Nurgle?

[final herald]

RAAAGH HE BEAT ME TO IT

[jaunty path]

Purple nurgler alarm

[fierce cave]

Purgle nurple

[tired inlet]

the british man's worst enemy

[orchid lynx]

purple nurple

[final herald]

I wanted to say purgle 😤

[somber stream]

@little marten Be Nurple

For 1 month

[fierce cave]

I hate nurgles

[tired inlet]

nurgle gurgler alarm

[little marten]

But my brand!!!

[tired inlet]

look! look with your special eyes

[little marten]

Is it pride month yet? I can change it for that

[jaunty path]

What loyalist chapter is closest to the night lords

[somber stream]

I think it was last month?

[little marten]

I’m proud every month 🫡

[jaunty path]

Do any loyalist marine chapters skin people alive

For fun at atleast

[somber stream]

Loyalist don't do that

They be boring but at least sane

[tired inlet]

Imperial Fists I think

Curze had a good relationship with Dorn

[orchid lynx]

I love Curze

My fav primarch

[arctic escarp]

Alpharius >

[orchid lynx]

or Omegon?

[fierce cave]

RAAAAHHHH

[orchid lynx]

Angron?

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/nokotan-koshitan-anime-gif-14813625562827579338

[jaunty path]

Whats sane about not skinning people alive

[arctic escarp]

what can I say Alpharis has that effect on people

[jaunty path]

That's so BORING

[somber stream]

I did said they're boring

[orchid lynx]

Im with Missus on that one

[dapper trench]

.....

Mortarion

[somber stream]

Filthy traitor

[fading otter]

Literally

[little marten]

BOT M.O BOT M.O

[dapper trench]

You love it

[fading otter]

I saw a post yesterday about there being one single helldiver on cyberstan driving up the bullets fired and enemies killed numbers so I can’t wait to see what they’re testing

[dapper trench]

Ah

[lofty hedge]

is the special assignement with the karnak twins still available i cant find it in the bottom left of the mission selection thing anymore ?

[dapper trench]

its a mission in the story mode, but still Fatshark said it was a limited time event

Suppose they were not lying

[gilded socket]

Kept you waiting huh?

[lofty hedge]

kinda stupid imo but ig they do whatever they want it's their game

[somber stream]

Bot indoor mission when

[dapper trench]

Theres that Star destoryer the bots are building

[somber stream]

Isn't that leaked content

[little marten]

No factory worlds yet?!

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-watch-hurry-up-judge-judy-i-aint-got-time-for-that-gif-5406593

[amber delta]

factory world main attraction is going to be crash to desktop

[fading otter]

Speaking of leaked content I’m still waiting for that plasma smg that leaked at the same time as the lever action, at least I’m assuming it’s an smg

[amber delta]

world boss will be blue screen

[fading otter]

Looked like a shorty purifier

[lofty hedge]

@fading otter how many missions are in the story mode ?

[orchid skiff]

What HD2 REALLY needs is more basic bullet guns with shit dmg and light pen that are unusable above diff 5

[fading otter]

Sorry m8 I haven’t played Darktide for longer than an hour since Arbites dropped lmao I use this channel as Helldivers lite

I’m sure someone else knows

[somber stream]

Real

[fading otter]

Don’t you dare say Tenderizer

Thing slaps

[lofty hedge]

damn ok x)