#general-chat

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lethal socket
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:)

fierce cave
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Can't put my finger on it

elder merlin
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Pot callin kettle black

shy sandal
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I'm like Blade but for gayness, I'm the Gay Walker

fierce cave
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Send šŸ™

elder merlin
fierce cave
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I don't like men

elder merlin
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Pretty gay

shy sandal
fierce cave
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Duality

elder merlin
fierce cave
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My phone nearlyyy dead

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On 1%

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I must go

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My people need me

elder merlin
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No charger?

shy sandal
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Rip

fierce cave
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People being wife

fierce cave
elder merlin
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Bus

fierce cave
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Lack of port

elder merlin
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No port in a storm

fierce cave
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Phone stays off during work

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Except for

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Emergency

shy sandal
# elder merlin Pretty gay

My friends say i'm 100% gay, just because i feel more comfortable talking about my taste in men than my taste in women

fierce cave
fierce cave
elder merlin
shy sandal
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It is, but i can be both!

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GRAAAAH

elder merlin
shy sandal
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It's just that women scare me

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My ex was... Something i'll tell you

somber stream
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Oouf, sorry to hear bud

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Relationships can be nasty sometimes

shy sandal
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Girl was so bad, she made me go back to the switch teams screen

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šŸ’”

low hemlock
shy sandal
somber stream
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She got physical?

lilac crag
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morning

somber stream
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Mornin Alex

shy sandal
lilac crag
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ello licht

somber stream
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Understandable

shy sandal
lilac crag
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ello arm

zenith glade
shy sandal
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We're discussing if i'm gay or just traumatized

lilac crag
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I read up a lil

elder merlin
lilac crag
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used to have deep traumas related to similar things in my past

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but then I met my wife so

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it gets better

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but you might just be into kissing men

somber stream
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Not really, i know a similar case but reverse gender.

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She's doing better now, and with a gentle lad

lilac crag
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very good

halcyon glen
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No trendy rechauffe

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Calling sister midnight

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No peachy prayers

lilac crag
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can we shoot Diana

somber stream
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Nah, you'll miss the yap

halcyon glen
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Dead against it

lilac crag
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bah... fine

shy sandal
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Question is, do i like kissing women aswel? loregryn

lilac crag
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a skittles bag has a multitude of flavors

blissful kiln
lilac crag
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but they're all in the same bag at the end of the day

shy sandal
halcyon glen
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Ian fish, UK heir

blissful kiln
halcyon glen
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iBrows

lilac crag
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embed fail

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I should play silksong, or space marines

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difficult choice

coarse tree
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silk marines

somber stream
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Sounds gay

elder merlin
shy sandal
somber stream
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Space Silk

lilac crag
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you guys are not making this any easier.

coarse tree
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space marine 2 pvp as emprahs children

shy sandal
halcyon glen
lilac crag
coarse tree
shy sandal
halcyon glen
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Bleed

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Bleed like a craze, dad

elder merlin
halcyon glen
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Paul

lilac crag
coarse tree
lilac crag
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when others say " this game is unfair ", I say " I remember how to do this "

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I was a HK speedrunner when I was a dumbass toddler

shy sandal
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Idk if i go back to sleep or stay awake rn

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It is 5 am

lilac crag
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and, go to bed

low wharf
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Depends

lilac crag
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well hello walnut from pvz

low wharf
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If you get less than 3 hours of sleep dont bother

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Also hi uwugryn

shy sandal
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Lie, it was 5 hours

low wharf
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No i meant between now and when you have to wake up

fluid moon
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im slow as shit but i just saw the new tweet

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new map and new weapons most likely?

shy sandal
low wharf
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Then go to bed

shy sandal
fluid moon
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prepare for your morning
lay out clothes, set up your daily belongings, etc etc

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whenever that may be

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corny as hell but i recommend some asmrā€™s if youā€™re into that sort of thing

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it has a strange effect that kinda just works

shy sandal
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1 million coffee mugs coming right up

fluid moon
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not at all what i meant but alright

lilac crag
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works like a charm

fluid moon
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closer to what i meant and based

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i do a similar thing due to ldr and god awful timezones

lilac crag
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timezones...........

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the worst part about trying to spend time with ur loved one as much as possible is the aligning your waking hours

ripe tangle
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uggghhhhh

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I put on a whole layer of spicy peppers on pizza today okay

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it was good when I ate it

fluid moon
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and awful coming out?

astral basin
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Now?

ripe tangle
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my stomach feels like it's dying rn though

lilac crag
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double down on it!

fluid moon
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spice tolerance when your guts just dont agree with you

astral basin
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Reminds me. Need to put away the leftovers

somber stream
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Just add milk

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I'm sure it'll be fine

ripe tangle
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I'm one of those people who loves spicy food and can eat it no problem

fluid moon
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speaking of pizza tho
basic but delicious, mozzarella and applewood smoked bacon for dinner a while ago

halcyon glen
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Shimi kapoor

ripe tangle
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but my stomach will be like "whhhhhhhhhyyyyyy?" for several hours later

analog marsh
ripe tangle
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like, mouth loves spicy
stomach hates it

lilac crag
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@ripe tangle @somber stream, but how about diving?

ripe tangle
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I'll go drink some milk then

ripe tangle
somber stream
somber stream
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No dive during week day

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Unless it's after 3

lilac crag
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curse

halcyon glen
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Shimi kapoor

ripe tangle
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Licht considers Monday a weekday

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heh

fluid moon
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i may be able to rip rokk from his grave and reboot helldivers if im able to humor you

ripe tangle
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||I do too||

fluid moon
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not helldivers urgh

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darktide

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brain is fried

lilac crag
halcyon glen
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Shimi kapoor

somber stream
fluid moon
somber stream
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Is it something different in America

ripe tangle
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it's not Licht

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it's a weekday here too

somber stream
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Oh right

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3 or 4 AM right?

fluid moon
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but yes it is also almost 4 am

lilac crag
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truth nuke

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it's 11 here

somber stream
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Another American i see

fluid moon
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american trapped against his will

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if i had the choice i would be living a mundane life in the moist pits of dublin

somber stream
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I love Burger land

halcyon glen
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Cynical fool

lilac crag
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" moist pits of dublin " you'd fit right in lad

somber stream
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Wonā€™t caught me dead living there though

lilac crag
halcyon glen
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City kapu

lilac crag
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that's not a joke

fluid moon
halcyon glen
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See me kapoor

astral basin
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Finished my shift at the planes of inferno
Im. Exhausted of bugs

somber stream
lilac crag
lilac crag
fluid moon
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hell anywhere for a while would be fine honestly america is just degrading to stay in for this long

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itd be fun to look at american news knowing it isnt affecting me at all

low wharf
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From eu's perspective most of it is dumb af

nocturne bloom
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I live in the middle of the woods totally isolated. The only thing affecting me are bears and having to drive 30 minutes for the closest store

low wharf
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Either because of lack of common sense or because its black/white

fluid moon
analog marsh
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So the update is going to be plasma gunner and mortis map, is that it? Damn, I hope there's more to it then that.

low wharf
lilac crag
low wharf
nocturne bloom
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How would you know their accent if youre driving?..

low wharf
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You rarely hear anything about ice

lilac crag
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one of my friends got pulled over recently, and had to say what Hospital he was born in because he sounded French.

astral basin
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Wild

halcyon glen
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Shimi kapoor

lilac crag
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I'm sure everyone here knows the hospital they were born inside of

lilac crag
somber stream
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I'm half Asian and a nerd, im sure they'll leave me be

halcyon glen
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Shimi kapoor

nocturne bloom
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I live in CT, every other person looks Hispanic KEKW_ogryn

fluid moon
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unsure if the c slur(?) is allowed here cause god theres a joke i wanna make badly

lilac crag
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so scary!!!

lilac crag
fluid moon
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appears it is

lilac crag
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our mods are Australian

somber stream
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Cunt is allowed

analog marsh
fluid moon
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ICE
ignorant
cunts
(with)
egos

analog marsh
astral basin
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ā€œMods are Australianā€

analog marsh
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some users as well, like me thumbsup_ogryn

somber stream
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'Strayla

lilac crag
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of aussie heritage

astral basin
halcyon glen
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Shimi Kapoor

astral basin
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When a customer o mine balks over me having to enforce local law
ā€œLast thing any of us needs is a douche with a badge having one more reasonā€

nocturne bloom
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I chalk police up to personal experience and tbh ive never had a negative experience

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Typically pretty chill

lilac crag
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I don't respect authority in general

tired steeple
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Buuurp

lilac crag
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hi magos

astral basin
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Ive had both
Some police forget they arent trained in law, simply maintaining peace
Start thinking they are the law

tired steeple
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Hello

astral basin
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Most of the officers i know are just tired. College town. Idiot kids and assholes taking advantage of them

tired steeple
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What do I feel like doing today

lilac crag
astral basin
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Sm2ā€¦ i have to play thatā€¦

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Laid down šŸ˜¢

lilac crag
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I wish to slaughter

tired steeple
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I should take my dog out first but yeah I can

lilac crag
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yaaaay

nocturne bloom
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Again every officer ive met are chill personally. They always end up ultimately just being normal people for me. Ive had pretty long conversations about relatable topics with them but ive never been afraid to walk up to one lol

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Last one I met when I was getting fingerprinted for work talked to me about a few games

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Asked him what he likes carrying personally and what I like

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Idk, id really just say not to base everything you hear about them as what every officer is

shy sandal
nocturne bloom
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Just normal dudes with 70% of their time being basically office work lol

lilac crag
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that's a nice perspective lamia

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I'm glad you have it well

arctic escarp
nocturne bloom
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Again im not really afraid to approach people and talk to them so I get it isnt the same for everyone

sonic sonnet
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I think the issue that lies within the police system is pretty much never that any one single officer is a bad person and a much more fundamental issue with the state's monopoly on violence not being under a stricter regimen

shy sandal
sonic sonnet
shy sandal
amber delta
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mods are asleep post deeply controversial political takes horny comments

somber stream
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I like corn

sonic sonnet
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I think that might be the most general statement I've heard in a while

sonic sonnet
shy sandal
sonic sonnet
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Oh my god politics are forbidden

arctic escarp
sonic sonnet
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I thought only controversial once were

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Topic over chat

somber stream
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More like loosely regulated

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Just don't dive too deep or being weird about it

shy sandal
# shy sandal Who, me?

I just think organized groups are bound to end up being corrupt some way or another and that they will progressively excuse bad behaviour or deviations from their main goal as a way to justify their end goal.

Ideals live, organizations rot

arctic escarp
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also mods arent omnicient KEKW_ogryn

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like just DM modmail or tag them directly

shy sandal
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šŸ„€

shy sandal
arctic escarp
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the greater good?

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Im the greatest good you'll ever get

somber stream
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Now where did i heard that

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Hmmmmm

sonic sonnet
somber stream
sonic sonnet
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But where's his supersuit

tired steeple
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ahhh okay

ashen prairie
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morning y'all

somber stream
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Mornin Dean

tired steeple
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@lilac crag okay am on

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hello

arctic escarp
tired steeple
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hello too

shy sandal
amber delta
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dont save shart from nautiloid, kill shart at the crash site, ressurect shart, still proceed to win her heart with the smoothest pickup line "yeah i dont really care about your religion"

somber stream
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Love me a good enemies to lover trope

arctic escarp
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its an overused trope šŸ˜©

amber delta
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not as overused as shart as party member

tired steeple
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it is really funny that shart is larian's favourite

somber stream
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Elf Supremacy strikes again

amber delta
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I will never forgive larian for not making a single short king follower

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wdym you have 3 midget races and not a single one makes it into the roster

shy sandal
blissful kiln
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she is the least cringeworthy companion, she's a good looking female character, and she's the only divine caster in act 1

tired steeple
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we were meant to get a halfling werewolf

blissful kiln
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considering the other options you have for companions...

shy sandal
arctic escarp
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divine caster?

somber stream
blissful kiln
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yeah, her voice is great too

amber delta
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they could have literally just changed Gale to a halfling or something and wouldnt even need to adjust any dialogues

shy sandal
blissful kiln
amber delta
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also would be very funny to have a little person thirsting over you

arctic escarp
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oh you mean cleric haha

amber delta
arctic escarp
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idk what a divine caster is

amber delta
shy sandal
shy sandal
lilac crag
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I'm here

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you in a match?

shy sandal
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My first character was a half drow fighter

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I have never received so much fantasy racism in my life before as i did playing this character

arctic escarp
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immersion

tired steeple
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I'll drop my inv code

somber stream
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High-elf, male, blonde, Greatsword, Paladin

We gamin

tired steeple
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6PDBB

long sigil
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so

tired steeple
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my favourite dnd race gotta be the gith

long sigil
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new weapon is only one?

amber delta
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there is new weapon?

tired steeple
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so I was hyped when they showed up as playable in bg3

somber stream
tired steeple
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power sabre

blissful kiln
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Human Male Fighter chadgryn

long sigil
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power some priate sword

tired steeple
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I like rogues

lilac crag
somber stream
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Cutlass

tired steeple
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hello

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was dreddy the same guy as last time

somber stream
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A wee thick for Sabre

lilac crag
tired steeple
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it might be someone from here lol

arctic escarp
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half elf sorcerer is the character Im really attached to

tired steeple
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okay are you fine with playing average lol

lilac crag
tired steeple
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2

lilac crag
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oh goodness gracious

tired steeple
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I'm prestiging and stuff

lilac crag
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you'll be fine on 4 with me here

tired steeple
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alright if you say so

lilac crag
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I will shrimply carry....

somber stream
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I like how Bethesda tried to make an evil human knight in TES, but the fanbase love the guy instead

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Did he dieded?

tired steeple
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yeah he's the main villain

blissful kiln
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who?

tired steeple
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but uhh

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he's not a human

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he's a breton

somber stream
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Uh

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Yeah understandable

amber delta
arctic escarp
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half elves are the superior breed

somber stream
arctic escarp
somber stream
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"Oh fancy magic you've got there mein lady, a shame if someone were to parry it"

amber delta
arctic escarp
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fantasy eugenics

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well really the elves that enslaved the humans in high rock just started fucking around with the humans and you get the breton as a result

amber delta
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TES racism lore does go pretty hard

somber stream
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Looks like human āœ…
Walk like human āœ…
Talk like human āœ…

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Idk chief, seems legit to me

blissful kiln
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Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind!

remote jackal
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Bro where are the news about the new update. It always was a day later or literally the same day after the teaser. And yet there's nothing but silence. What is going on at FatShark HQ?! PLEASE, WE'RE STARVING!!!

blissful kiln
amber delta
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they are considering how to announce DS nerf without getting another review bomb

tacit geode
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They did announce it already

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You gotta preface it with "Listen we all knew this was coming"

somber stream
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Plasma and DS4 is on the chopping block, yeah

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Not that it will stop them from giving negative review though

amber delta
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yes but now they have to announce the details

somber stream
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There were some info in the Chinese build

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They added parry to the DS, i enjoy

tacit geode
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Those aren't final though. I don't think the plasma damage nerfs will go through

amber delta
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DS should absolutely have parry, yes

blissful kiln
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I think they have more pressing concerns at the moment.
They should take more time to think about the nerfs.

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maybe another 6 months

tacit geode
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But they shouldn't take time to think about nerfing Vet some more

somber stream
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I wonder how much staff do Fat fish have running

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AH did a co-dev stream yesterday with Ghost Ship Games, they said to have around 140

long sigil
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who said dbs is good

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ė‹ˆė‚˜ ė§Žģ“ ģ³ėعģ–“ė¼

somber stream
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GSG have like 40 maybe?

long sigil
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ģ”“ė‚˜ ė‹µė‹µķ•˜ė„¤ 慅;ė¹„ć…ėž„;;

somber stream
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Who is Nina

blissful kiln
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139 people working on a new map and 1 janitor drafting up balance changes

long sigil
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it means you

tired steeple
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okay yeah that was actually pretty easy

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guess your guns matter more than your actual level

somber stream
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Me? But i'm Licht

tacit geode
long sigil
lilac crag
tired steeple
lilac crag
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relics make this game manageable at any difficulty

long sigil
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@FyreStone 2084719346

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eat a lot dbs

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f u

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f u fu

somber stream
long sigil
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dbs is shit

tired steeple
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okay do you have any preferance for ops

lilac crag
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I need to get my vanguard to max

tired steeple
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okay we can inferno again

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I make sure to play that one at least once a day

tacit geode
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Cook those rotten bastards

lilac crag
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after I max out vanguard I'm going back to my main so I can play the game comfortably

tired steeple
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I might pick up some of the dlcs if they're ever on sale

lilac crag
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that's fair i recently got BT

tired steeple
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big fan of your blood raven having the bottom half white with the top black

lilac crag
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thank u :>

tired steeple
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yw

long sigil
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anyway

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dbs not good

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@tired thicket

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it not good dooooog

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ė„ˆė‚˜ ė§Žģ“ ģ³ėعģ–“ė¼

amber delta
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what is dbs

zenith glade
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devil bay sry

lilac crag
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DragonBall sex prob

zenith glade
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NOOO

long sigil
zenith glade
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forgot we dont have gifs ,,

somber stream
lilac crag
amber delta
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not good

zenith glade
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flickz u

somber stream
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It's meme gun, fun

lilac crag
ashen prairie
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KECHAW

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LE FREAK C'EST CHIC

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it's an old french music

lilac crag
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so true my favorite French dean

ashen prairie
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How are you my dear Alexander

lilac crag
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sm2 with magos what about u

ashen prairie
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Off to buy my dog food

little marten
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RELEASE THE BLOG

blissful kiln
arctic escarp
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when news..

lilac crag
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@tired steeple I like how u play sniper

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it is very awesome

tired steeple
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oh?

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thank you

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do you not like vanguard?

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you said "so I can be more comfortable playing this game"

lilac crag
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I'm not a big fan of vanguard

tired steeple
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I'm pretty mixed on it

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sometimes it's really fun sometimes it takes too long to clear certain enemies

lilac crag
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I've been a tactical main since i started playing the game, but overtime the class got nerfed and I stopped having fun on it

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so I've been leveling other marines

tired steeple
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tactical is still kinda busted

lilac crag
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it is, just not in the ways I find fun

tired steeple
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that makes sense

lilac crag
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I'm not a big fan of flamethrower, I don't like the GL, and to be honest none of my fav weapons are good on tac

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I initially thought the combi melta heroic was gonna be an auto bolt rifle heroic, but no, GL heroic

tired steeple
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can almost get a heroic weapon but I might just farm the armour instead

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heard the weapons have been ass

lilac crag
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the heroics are OK I guess, I'd suggest the BP since it's on every class

tired steeple
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yeah autobolt might need a lot mre than a heroic lol

unless it got buffed

lilac crag
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it didn't

tired steeple
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alrighty thanks

lilac crag
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I need to farm strats too tbh

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i was gonna do it with Charlotte but she stopped for now

tired steeple
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normal is around substantial

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hard is absolute +

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why, for the love of god, do they not tell you this

lilac crag
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ugh of course

tired steeple
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vox liberatis has a stratagem if you wanna do that

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it's my second choice for fast levels too

lilac crag
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sure

tired steeple
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in fact my problem with vox liberatis is that it's pretty short

lilac crag
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I'm not a fan of chaos, never have been

long sigil
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this new update will give us weapons right?

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pls not only one

tired steeple
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chaos spawn fixed them for me mostly

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rubric marines are too bloody static

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not exciting

long sigil
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and chaos spawn dog spin bug fix when?

lilac crag
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so true

long sigil
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why it took so long

tacit geode
somber stream
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You know, the update will come with a power Cutlass

long sigil
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yeah i hope not only one

somber stream
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Who else use a power Cutlass? Karskin

shy sandal
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I'm back, was drawing a bit

tacit geode
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Krieg do too

somber stream
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You know what else Karskin also use with the thing?

long sigil
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i was hope power axe..

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and some staff

somber stream
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hit blunt
HELLGUN

long sigil
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pysker staff fucking broken

blazing ibex
tacit geode
somber stream
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Yeah well we already have Krieg

little marten
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Factory worlds this week right. Right?!

somber stream
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Perchance

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Darktide should do a Helldivers crossover

little marten
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Darktide x Warhammer 40k would be insane

somber stream
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Capes!

fierce cave
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Returned

stuck wasp
amber delta
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ok but imagine if we got entrenching tool from helldivers in darktide

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that would be so peak

lilac crag
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yippee first stratagem

tired steeple
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okay one more

lilac crag
#

we can stop if you're tired

tired steeple
#

yeah last one

lilac crag
#

okay

tired steeple
#

stalker bolter my beloved baby darling gun

fluid moon
#

ogryn needs a big power hammer

#

half the scale the marines use

lilac crag
lilac crag
#

wait why half

#

they can use a marine hammer

fluid moon
#

heavyā€¦

somber stream
#

They can handle it

fluid moon
#

ogryn still flesh and bone

#

maybe not half maybe like .90

lilac crag
#

ogryns have mire strength than a marine silly

fluid moon
lilac crag
#

no not only

somber stream
#

Issue is, the hammer is sacred, and the oggy is dumb af

lilac crag
#

they can and have ripped marines apart in their armor

fluid moon
somber stream
#

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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Real!

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In that case they them use the Heavy bolters too

fluid moon
#

nah

somber stream
#

Yeh

fluid moon
#

bolter is good but not enough rpm to satisfy an ogryn

fading otter
somber stream
#

They literally use a HMG as a DMR...

fading otter
#

Rumbler?

somber stream
#

Yeah

fluid moon
#

yes bolter is technically explosive but even then

fading otter
#

Both with like 8 rpm tho

fluid moon
#

thats more vet entailed

fading otter
#

So the point is moot

somber stream
#

Also Bolters can be crazy fast

#

It's the recoil you have to worry about, not the RPM

fluid moon
#

invent a big plasma gatling gun

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get the bone ā€˜eads on it

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theyll make somethin

shy sandal
sullen robin
fluid moon
#

wuh

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big gunā€¦.

fluid moon
sullen robin
#

votann are the space dwarfs they have a lot of diff plasma weapons

fluid moon
#

ngl im too ogryn coded i misspelled votann like 5 times trying to type it into google

#

cotann, gotann, botaan, hotin,

sullen robin
#

even plasma melees somehow

fluid moon
#

would be cool

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no clue how itd work by any means at all

#

scrap up some ideas later on it

somber stream
#

There's an

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Axe Gun

fluid moon
#

well yeah i know that one

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axe shotgun

somber stream
#

Flintlock, actually

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Which is cooler

fluid moon
#

flintlock??

#

how would that work

somber stream
#

Uhhhhhhh

fluid moon
#

if its anything similar to the axe shotgun youd tear your arm off before you loaded it

somber stream
fluid moon
#

the hell???

ripe tangle
#

well

fluid moon
#

i

somber stream
#

Aparently was a trademark weapon of the Polish Cavalry from 16th to 18th century

ripe tangle
#

it's 5 in the morning

fluid moon
#

i hate that thatā€™d actually work too

ripe tangle
#

you know what that means?

fluid moon
#

im mad

somber stream
fluid moon
ripe tangle
fluid moon
#

huh

ripe tangle
#

fr though it's sleep time

somber stream
#

Goodnight Lucia

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So yeah about an Axe Shotgun

fluid moon
#

ā€˜night luc

#

lucia

somber stream
#

I can see it happening ngl

fluid moon
ripe tangle
#

iirc there was in Russia, an Arquebus that was also a Bardiche

somber stream
#

Not with that attitude

ripe tangle
#

like a polearm that was also a musket sorta

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if that gives you an idea

somber stream
#

Was it?

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Don't they use the thing as a stabilizer

ripe tangle
#

Streltsy did that yeah

#

but I remember some crazy fool tried to combine the two as a single weapon, and it was more or less a failure since it limited the capabilities of both weapons

#

so they only made like, one.

somber stream
#

Based

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I love whacky prototypes

ashen prairie
#

i'm bloody hungry

ripe tangle
#

Dean, eat.

fluid moon
#

you cant do an axe shotgun tho cause youd mess your hand up if it was a regular pump shotgun and anything else would rip itself apart

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i guess it could work some way shape or form but only if you ran out of ammo

ashen prairie
ripe tangle
#

you can still make an axe that fires slugs, shotguns don't all fire birdshot like in video games

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there are also automatic shotguns too, so it doesn't really need a manual pump to operate.

lilac crag
#

incredibly smooth kill

tired steeple
#

a few games have axe shotguns

fierce cave
#

@shy sandal I'm back

tired steeple
#

yeah lol that thing died fast

fierce cave
somber stream
#

Hmmmmm, gun blade

tired steeple
#

what kind

#

final fantasy one?

fierce cave
somber stream
#

The realā„¢ ones

fierce cave
#

Something

tired steeple
#

or the irl ones? (I think those were just attempts)

fierce cave
#

I forgot it

somber stream
tired steeple
#

not sure a gunblade has ever been successful but I'm no expert

lilac crag
#

im hungry now

tired steeple
#

HARDCORE

#

THAT'S AWESOME

lilac crag
#

need to eat something

fierce cave
lilac crag
#

yea

ripe tangle
#

Axe Heads on guns are mostly a bad idea because of weight and how much that affects the ability for the weapon to fire, you don't want a gun that weighs as much as the rest of the gun on the end of it....

amber delta
somber stream
#

Cool

ripe tangle
#

then you ask, why not a thinner blade?

simple answer, bayonets are more effective.

lilac crag
#

The Rule of Cool

ripe tangle
#

I'm giving you an honest answer here

fierce cave
somber stream
#

I mean people don't use those anymore for a reason, yeah

fierce cave
#

Bayonet

somber stream
#

Also you should sleep

#

Else this will drag till 8AM again

blissful kiln
ripe tangle
#

pointy knife is more killy-kill than an axe blade pointing down

amber delta
#

thousands of years of melee warfare and a blade on a stick still remains undefeated

total spear victory

shy sandal
fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

also it's easier and more affective to thrust a spear/bayonet than it is to swing the whole weapon via axehead

blissful kiln
#

facking pronouns

fierce cave
shy sandal
fierce cave
#

Proud of you

somber stream
#

Stick 'em with the pointy end

fierce cave
#

100% death rate

somber stream
#

Yeah it create a bigger hole

#

But it looks lame

ripe tangle
#

weren't they designed to make the person who got stabbed bleed out

somber stream
#

Yeah

tired steeple
#

btw don't argue the logistics or logic of an axe bayonet. They're just there to look cool

ripe tangle
#

literally impossible to stitch that wound back up

fluid moon
#

fuck your triangle bayonets im mounting an oldschool spearhead to the end of my shotgun and making a wound so incomprehensible the doctor is just gonna dexter morgan your ass

tired steeple
#

it's like a katana being able to cut through armour in some games

#

no one needs to bother

#

it just looks cool

somber stream
#

Is cool

shy sandal
fierce cave
tired steeple
#

I like katanas a lot but I'm a sabre fan mostly

somber stream
#

I used both

blissful kiln
#

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

fluid moon
somber stream
#

I much prefer the sabre

tired steeple
#

I like my swords like I like my women

#

with curves

fierce cave
tired steeple
#

actually I like fat women

I don't know if fat swords exist

#

no one was swinging a dark souls greatsword around

fierce cave
shy sandal
ripe tangle
somber stream
#

This took a weird turn

fluid moon
fierce cave
fluid moon
#

its not a butchers cleaver

ripe tangle
#

oh no, he has Weeb Brain

lilac crag
#

no it's real guys you can cut a knight in half vertically with a katana

#

my great grandfather did this

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it's real

#

!!!!

ripe tangle
#

Weeb Brain is like Brain Cancer only worse.

blissful kiln
shy sandal
fluid moon
#

ā€œkatanas are thrice as sharp asā€ you are cut down before you can continue your sentence by a bastard sword

amber delta
#

every katana is hardened over a thousand times in purest fires of kilimanjaro fueled by purest farts of the japanese emperor and with this strength it can cut through any material conceived by man

blissful kiln
lilac crag
ripe tangle
fierce cave
fluid moon
#

easiest to wield

fierce cave
blissful kiln
ripe tangle
tired steeple
#

there's more people that hate katanas than people that like them

#

I think a lot of people try to be contrarian about it

#

I like them cause they look nice

#

swords all kinda do the same thing, so it kinda just is "pick the one that looks nicest"

amber delta
#

I like katanas but I dislike how overly romanticised they've become

shy sandal
tired steeple
#

my favourite weapon is the naginata

#

which is just a pretty spear

#

cause I like spears

ripe tangle
#

I don't hate them, just think they're a little overrated, they look cool, but their weight to length ratio is sorta subpar, and the people who do like them tend to be annoying, also folding a blade 1000 times is only something you do with inferior steel.

they still look cool though.

tired steeple
#

kinda what they had to do

somber stream
#

They cut through flesh splendidly

#

But thatā€™s it

ripe tangle
#

so does any sword though Licht

fierce cave
tired steeple
#

that's why I said earlier

#

most swords do the same thing

#

pick the ones that look nice

shy sandal
#

Are you Falchion gang, or Messer gang?

fierce cave
#

I'm a spear enjoyer

#

Not a sword enthusiast

ripe tangle
#

Messer 100%

fierce cave
amber delta
#

I like blunt weapons

fierce cave
tired steeple
#

I think I like the messer more

fierce cave
#

Funny bonk

tired steeple
#

falchion is like

#

kinda ugly?

#

kinda ugly

amber delta
#

no your heavy plate of armour will not save you from getting your insides crushed

somber stream
fierce cave
tired steeple
#

didn't a lot of knights die from being trampled

fierce cave
#

Big metal club

fluid moon
#

swords are cool and all but a real lad can appreciate a meaty halberd

ripe tangle
#

Messers actually have an interesting history, in Germany it was illegal to carry swords openly, so people started carrying Messers because legally they were classified as Knives

tired steeple
#

speaking of "swords classified as knives"

#

space marine knives

ripe tangle
#

something about the way they were designed

tired steeple
#

those things are just actually swords

#

not even compared to us. Even to space marines that thing is just an actual sword they've dubbed a knife

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

yaknow how Germans are about rules and regulation, the Messer was just barely short enough not to classify as a sword, it also has a little lip on the guard that made it "technically a knife"

fierce cave
#

Like humor

#

Some people get it some dont

shy sandal
fierce cave
#

Multiple is knives

ripe tangle
shy sandal
#

Brain fart

orchid skiff
#

Never going out again

fierce cave
orchid skiff
#

I almost got talked to death

ripe tangle
#

it made it legally a knife because of some guild's rules iirc

tired steeple
#

I need to block r/primarchgfs

#

that subreddit actually sucks

orchid skiff
#

My small social battery got depleted by one crazy woman

ripe tangle
#

it wasn't me was it?

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

šŸ

orchid skiff
little marten
#

What

fierce cave
fierce cave
ripe tangle
fierce cave
#

I keep seeing you appear

little marten
tired steeple
#

what was that other 40k subreddit that really sucks

little marten
#

I do that

orchid skiff
amber delta
#

r/darktide

tired steeple
#

oh that one's some dog poo

#

there's that one called like horus something

#

and it's just full of uhh

little marten
#

Thereā€™s too much thirst content on grimdank

tired steeple
#

capital G Gamer type people

ripe tangle
#

btw @somber stream the major order was completed and Hellmire was liberated

amber delta
#

horusheresy sub was great

orchid skiff
fierce cave
orchid skiff
#

That's the nazi sub yea

amber delta
#

reddit mods went on a crusade to have it banned

tired steeple
#

oh thank god

amber delta
#

filthy

tired steeple
ripe tangle
#

nope

tired steeple
#

alright

little marten
# fierce cave How you been

Last week was very tiring a family member was 21 so ended up attentding like 5 days of birthday events of various calibre, my social battery is drained

ripe tangle
#

rn it says "stand by for more orders" or something

tired steeple
#

hopefully the % gets fixed and we can actually take planets back

little marten
#

How are you? How is the pre marital bliss?

fierce cave
tired steeple
#

120k people on a planet should not mean we lose that planet

halcyon glen
#

Shimi kapoor

tired steeple
#

% just barely increases for some reason

fierce cave
ripe tangle
fierce cave
#

Planning for marriage in the caribean

little marten
#

That sounds fucking awesome

fierce cave
little marten
halcyon glen
#

Calling sister midnight

little marten
tired steeple
#

ah well at least you can chill now

arctic escarp
ripe tangle
fierce cave
tired steeple
#

that was it

#

you know how bad your subreddit has to be to get banned

#

not even PCM has been banned

arctic escarp
#

between the racist posting

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

Shart!

arctic escarp
#

and that one post of minis painted with swastikas..

little marten
arctic escarp
little marten
#

I donā€™t like racists

arctic escarp
#

hey sister, nice to see you

fierce cave
ripe tangle
little marten
#

Abyssal bliss is not yet for me, deeds to complete first. Tales to spin.

fierce cave
little marten
ripe tangle
#

something I thought about, can my character see from peripherals on her left?

fierce cave
little marten
ripe tangle
#

also being one eyed effects depth perception.

#

how much of a hinderance is that in combat?

arctic escarp
#

eeeh you dont lose much your vision cone

little marten
#

You would assume the cybernetic helps balance that out?

ripe tangle
#

we live in the Grimdark future, I can see, but it doesn't help with that somehow.

arctic escarp
#

be like demoman

#

drunk enough that seeing double ends up as having depth perception

little marten
#

I have two eyes and I still canā€™t catch a ball

fierce cave
somber stream
arctic escarp
#

yus

fierce cave
ripe tangle
arctic escarp
#

my favorite black scottish cyclops

little marten
#

Arrowhead needs to reward the playerbase by deleting rupture strain

arctic escarp
#

eye injuries are fucking scary

ripe tangle
#

wait, between Buggers and Clankers who's a better enemy?

fierce cave
fierce cave
#

Bots are easy

little marten
fierce cave
#

Illuminate is tutorial

#

Split lip
Clanker
Illuminate

lilac crag
#

bugs
hard

tired steeple
#

I don't think rupture is that bad

lilac crag
#

new players shouldn't have opinions

tired steeple
#

just aim a little lower

fierce cave
#

Bugs are hard

ripe tangle
#

I find neither bugs nor bots are that bad as long as you come with the right loadout.

lilac crag
#

that just tells me you don't know how to play bugs

tired steeple
#

you know bots are really easy if you just go prone

little marten
#

Bots can be hard they just being coy with the spawn rates

tired steeple
#

you can survive a goofy amount of explosives if you proe

#

prone

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

Bots you take firepower, Bugs you bring Incendiary...

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

gas too yeah

tired steeple
#

or a shotgun

lilac crag
fierce cave
#

It's you

lilac crag
#

I can't play hd2 with you

little marten
#

Bots are awesome to fight because more or less every piece of kit is viable

fierce cave
#

Or the reprimand

tired steeple
#

coyote's been insane

fierce cave
#

Funny smg

fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

I havent really fought the squids much tbh

tired steeple
#

if you say so

fierce cave
#

(Arrowhead is listening)

ripe tangle
#

they're not as much fun as the other two

little marten
#

Donā€™t bother with squids

tired steeple
#

you can live without fighting- ohh

#

I see

#

squids are boring

#

you can live without fighting them

lilac crag
tired steeple
#

squids would be so much better if they just

fierce cave
#

Squid is just tanky

tired steeple
#

made overseers more common, give them less health

fierce cave
#

Bug is numbers

tired steeple
#

and make fleshmobs rare

lilac crag
#

Arrowhead has undeniably brought down the barrier of entry for alot of enemies in all fronts

fierce cave
#

Bots is firepower

little marten
fierce cave
#

Illuminate is tech

fierce cave
lilac crag
ripe tangle
#

guys, the secret to beating any enemy is to bring as many Orbitals as possible and drop them on your own teammates as often as possible.

#

this ensures victory.

lilac crag
# fierce cave Why not

it came to the point where the idea of playing with you mentally burnt me out of wanting to play hd2

little marten
lilac crag
#

you were not easy or fun to play with in your beginnings

fierce cave
lilac crag
#

I think out of all the recruits I got along from the Xbox release

#

you

#

were the slowest

fierce cave
lilac crag
#

sorry

fierce cave
#

I'm just gonna go

little marten
#

Butterflies are not born flying

#

Be warm, sweet chrysalis.

lilac crag
#

there's some truth to that

ripe tangle
#

what's that one wasp in Australia?

it injects it's eggs in a Spider and the babies eat the spider alive when they hatch.

little marten
#

Sounds like my BiL

halcyon glen
#

Jesus up here hear me i up up up up up up oh ah

ripe tangle
#

XD

#

oh, they're literally called Spider Wasps

fierce cave
#

I'm actually upset

ripe tangle
#

real creative name...

ripe tangle
fierce cave
ripe tangle
#

yes

#

but I need to sleep now

#

but we can play later

fierce cave
#

I'd like that

little marten
#

Hmu I can probably dive too

halcyon glen
#

Shimi kapoor

somber stream
#

Youā€™d still be sleeping nurgle

#

Wanna dive later?

little marten
#

Thought youā€™d never ask hehe

somber stream
#

Hehe

fierce cave
#

I'm available in about 3ish hours

lilac crag
#

ooh, tag me along, I have nothing this afternoon

ripe tangle
#

sorry I cant join

somber stream
#

Itā€™s a party then

ripe tangle
#

I need sleep and to work later

somber stream
#

You do that

#

Iā€™ll catch you in the weekend

ripe tangle
#

okay Licht

halcyon glen
#

Cynical fool

ripe tangle
#

watch me show up in my Exosuit

#

anyway goodnight

#

fr this time

lilac crag
#

sleep well

fierce cave
halcyon glen
#

See me kapoor

somber stream
#

Sleep well Lucia

halcyon glen
#

City kapo

somber stream
#

Just donā€™t step on me with the thing

halcyon glen
#

Sue is time itself

#

I realised

lilac crag
#

now to wait another two or so hours for licht to get home

#

what to do until then

somber stream
#

I am home

#

Still working

lilac crag
#

You know what I mean, goof

#

unless you can dive mid-work session, you're away