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Green
good point
I am indeed
Where the hell have you been
I really gotta go Funger again
You gone for a while
Around

Killing rats and playing with a group in a smaller server
Bloodborne level copium
Vermintide 2 official server
Nope
Good
The issue with the balance of this game at the moment, is that there're so many op powers someone can win a game even if they have zero regards for team play, target prioritization, situational awareness, resource management, etc. and still win because everyone has some bullshit that last just long enough to go the entire match
all I do is pick Arbites
Should start playing DT again to get the rust off. Havent played in so long my Havoc rank went from 40 to 38
I am assuming if people are playing meta though
and when I see a big group of elites I press F and emote "For the Emperor" and then die
Is it just me or have DT matches been really jittery?
nice
Always were
what's your Twitch
Land7416
make that 94

Like as someone who experienced the time when you can get downed by three shooters around a corner or get pinned on the wall to death by a single gunner, the shit we can get away with in the current game is absolutely insane
Either I am lucky or yall are unlucky, but I played with almost no meta players while on Auric
"Hollow Kngiht: Silksong" and it's Helldivers
anyway
of course
Damn I want to play with you
Seems so yes
Sure
Also new vet melee weapon
Steam sale in 15 days
Add me
Indeed
i think it is new elite
Yeah it's a special
Just reusing the plasma model from captains/twins
me cant go easy
What community?
gay 40K fans or sum, idk
Really? It's been about a month since I last played seriously, and back then it was generally smooth
Got back into the game last week and today and everything's slideshow-y now
Not yet
Anyone see the vet power sabre?
but you're even named Skaven
The hell are you implying
power sabre?
i want power axe so bad
Yeah in the image the vet has a sabre looking thing and it seems to be an entirely new weapon
So I’m assuming power sabre
Enki is such a baddie
I love funger
same
Heres a photo of it #theorycrafting message
Ew
Hello chat
where am I in the trailer :(
Is the trailer out now?
DLC class gets no rights 🙂
yeah
I watched the teaser
ah
😭
well there's nothing but that
Most likely get a trailer a week or two before the update
Well the Dwarf from Vermintide 2 had the right to get a pistol, 3 bomb slots and a minigun
the update comes out in 9 days
what
Tomorrow is Monday
me when I lie
Someone said news today
we got em yesterday
I do enjoy gaslighting ty
does he know?
What news did we get yesterday link
wait hol on
Dwarfs arent real dont gaslight me
All I saw was the dead teaser
lemme buy Nitro, so I can respond
Spending money on discord rip lil bro

Emoji was made after people kept asking me how I would react
teaser trailer
Welp
Power sabre
whole stream crash
The pet dev blog?
But anyway
I know more than you nerds and I don’t even know anything
I’m retiring from this discord
Ty
Dont come back 
deadass?
I don't think I've seen anyone on here not lie so far
Just followed only to unfollow
big sad
I might play some slop marine first then sloptide
Both at the same time
i have to restart my stream anyway
but hey, i love ya man
my condolences
appreciate it
@elder merlin @gilded socket
I know space marine 2 bad but I actually enjoy it somewhat because
Helldivers 2
I'll be there
You?
I do
Wrong again
There
Sure send code to me and we will play
While waiting theses two lazy bastards
Hmmm... Wonders if new faction is edible
3105-4976
.
why'd bro take so long
Ad profundis🗣️ 🔥
Anything is edible if you try hard enough
Yes, octopus pop tarts here we go
Also it's like 20gb
I kinda want to torture myself and play for honor
Don't
DAmn
Also console dls are sorta light
Play Helldivers 1
I think hd2 on my ps5 is like 40 gbs
91%
I have that game too
100%
Nearly rep 100
I’m rep 200 and I don’t regret a second of it
The code is still the same
Don’t
Believe me
Don’t
May chaos take the world MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!!!
Ok
I wont play for honor again until they add cross progression
Only game to ever make me throw my controller and I quit it
Opened the game
I am very hard to make that angry
They did add cross progression last update
Now if you want a real medieval game
I sent friend requests, Zero Turtles
Chivalry
You were not lying
Play fortnite
Death
Fair enough
fuck im gonna have to reinstall it
No lol I don’t play many medieval pvp games
FUCK
I play single player ones
Big fan of kingdom come deliverance
Let the hate consume you
I want 100 turtles
The game is gonna be calling me like green goblins mask
The Finals has been a lot of fun on my Darktide break
@gilded socket I see you online on Helldivers 2
I haven’t played enough darktide me thinks
Later
I should eat
First then funny sword game then mid marine 2 then darktide that’s the plan
Speargun seems pretty situational
Amazing against squids though
On bugs it’s mmm
It is simply mmmm against bugs
Maybe she’s in a game
Dope
Hello tau kisser
Im not at home, @sleek harness
Ok
Hello magos

Why do women run from me at night when I chase them
I’m looking for Lester
Moe Lester?
No
ight
same
Cheese
Motherfucker look like Santa Claus from Rare Exports
When he was still trapped in ice
lmao
I like this game too much
I’ve accumulated too many hours in just 3 weeks of playing this game 
Does anyone know when the physical PS5 version be released just like with the Xbox Series version?
Oh fat shark is releasing a new update on the 23rd
What does that have to do with my question?
I don't think they were answering your question
I wasn’t 
Did Darktide get a physical Xbox version ?
Sorry, I’ve been wanting to play this game for years since it was announced.
I was simply bringing up a topic relating to Darktide
i really dont think thats anywhere on their priority list
game itself is like what 100gb? i dont see them fitting that on a disk
It was for Xbox.
Was it ?
Yes it can.
bro DEMANDS answers
Actually the data size is around 57 gigabytes.
to answer your question, there has been absolutely no communication on a physical release for the PS5

randoms in a public server are not the people to ask
I dont remember there being a physical version for xbox
That’s inconsistent with the Xbox Series version.
you should contact fatshark support
Or the CM (Quickpaw, who I think will be here tomorrow or Tuesday)
Otherwise havent heard anything about another console version outside of Xbox
I suck at this game
But seriously I am a dumbass for not using more my sentries and bombs
1k bullets fired
At least my death caused explosions
yes
That was a defense mission, right?
Never again
press A to get in and out of it
Alright
Let's see you truck driving
Because I am not driving
oh we bout to crash and die fr
Love how that thing will get stuck on the smallest fucking rocks
@sleek harness idk if you know this but if you hold down X some weapons have options you can swap through
u dont understand swedish people must give collusion to everything from every bolt to every 2x4 on every map in every game
Now that it's not possible to derank from Havoc 40 once you reach it, there should really be a quickplay for Havoc
havent played since a week after arbites launch, anything big happen?
no lol
but there was a teaser for an update a day ago, the update will be on the 23rd
saw that, exciting
Uuuuuuh we had two ingame events, one with pox-blessed scabs and one with explosions everywhere
sounds lovely
Knew that but didn't knew the button
Also want to join us?
Paul is jobful and Maxine doesn't respond
Dawg

Im good for now, my psu is being delivered soon and im going to swap it and my gpu the moment it gets here
I wonder if there will be voicelines for the new enemy or if they'll recycle existing ones
surely new voicelines cuz they had to bring in the entire cast for the Arbitrator DLC and they planned ahead?
most likely
tf
My two goats just posted a pic of them posed up
Im so happy
I had no idea they knew eachother
and who are your GOATs?
Johnny Health (John Famiglietti) and Balsac the Jaws of Death (Mike Derks)
At the LET THERE BE GWAR event
ah
Damn, what i way to find out im not one of them

Yo @nocturne bloom, check your dms
Want a kiss? @inland mantle

laptop crashed
I do 👁️ 👄 👁️
They are good musicians
Maxine
😘
And Paul

Helldivers
got the untouchable penance even though i took a single point of damage lol. plus it was in auric
Isnt that no melee damage?
Can still take hp damage to other things and still get it
that one is for vet where its just dont get hit my melee. the untouchable one is a general penance and says no hp damage at all
Ah got ya welp shitty FS code blessed you
probably some rounding error or something, either way ill take it
beats having to "try" for the penance. even the vet one i got on complete accident
Im not at home
My game keeps fucking up, so im taking a break
TEM NENHUM BR AQUI?
tf?
Tem, tem vários
real
Regra 2
bora bater uma gameplay
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SERVIDOR TEM REGRA QUE NAO PODE FALAR OUTRA LINGUA
DESPACITO ??
Davvero patetico, amico mio
auric mortis trials kinda fun
guys, how do I earn the grey krieg outfit?
Sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote tengo que bailar contigo hoy
You buy, not earn
I’ve unretired from this discord
Por favor me no hablar espangol
🆒
Back in my day everyone here knew everyone and you could play safely out after dark
you can't do that anymore
because of woke
I’m actually pretty woke 🤘😜
I can still be safe after dark thanks to the tau <3
ok you can't do that anymore because I exist now
If you ever feel safe just remember I'm out there
Sometimes when I go to bed and it’s dark I get really scared and start shaking but I’m always calmed down by the knowledge that rewdy prowls the streets for us
If you are ever scared, remember that john tau kisser is out there, kissing tau
I wishbi could kiss girls
you're not gonna fuckin believe this
go out and kiss the first one you see
I'm pretty sleep
Rewdy encouraging sexual assault smh mh
#cancelrewdy
i'm giving practical advice to the issues brought to me
What
Ew outside
you can do that
No icant
There are no womans on your area?
loud incorrect buzzer
thatd be cool
It would
Not that i like
ffs... twins on quick play, almost every team seems to fail this
you can turn off campaign missions
Its a ruff world
Any of you guys have an issue where if you go to your talent screen, it just keeps cutting back to your inventory repeatedly?
Lucky, never get Orthus Offensive anymore 😦
Running the hard mode before the respawn door was opened up was peak.
what do yall thing next update gonna be
Are the tides dark today?
Tides been bonked sah!
Also it's been a while since I played. Has the arbites class just taken over lobbies or is it still a regular distribution for the most part?
New mortis map vet melee weapon and enemy based off the teaser
vet melee?
Twins requires the one thing youll never get in a random lobby for a game like DT
Comms
wich one
This thing #theorycrafting message
Every time i play theres 1-3 in my lobby
They’re pretty much a mix of all classes, which is unfortunate
So what is arbites role supposed to be anyway? A jack of all trades?

Domination
Overwhelming totality
huh
Intresting.
Arbites seems to be med-close range slam control
Iot of people ive played with are rocking shotgun builds
And dog can be built to solo crushers, so…
it's supposed to be crowd control oriented but it's overtuned so you just dunk on everything
I love it
There are no class roles
I feel pathetic sometimes
every class can do everything in 1
cuz u didnt listen to me
Sometimes no dog
Treat seeking missile goes brrrr
Why should
Maybe so but
To type caste
Zealot = Melee
Vet = gun
Ogryn = splodey
Psyker = spooky warp magic
i'm right
ogryn and psyker have a better time using ranged then vet
vet has one of the best melee weapons
Vet is not even gun nowadays
and can outperfom ogryn and zealot with it
yea classes are less role based and more just...thematic I suppose
If vet's melee is so good why cant it cure my depression 😔
It is one of the cool things with DT how every class can do a bit of everything with the right build.
like Ogryn you can build any which way but you're a big boy with big boy weapons
For why
all
What if you were a girl
i would hate having periods
Zealot n oggy have charge. Zealot and vet have invis
Now zealot and arbites have toughness regen…
Wait am i obsolete now…
everyone has toughness regen tbf
Tbf
like every class has really quite good toughness gen
it's just a scale of how overtuned it is on stuff like Arbi
and ogryn
yee
What if we kissed as girls
That would be pretty gay I think
What if we were gay
That would be nice
One thing i dont mind is ogryn's damage resistance
the DR would likely be fine if the regen wasn't so unhinged in combo with it
I love being able to tank crusher overheads
the DR plus high hp and toughness is a problem
and insanea regen
like Psyker actually has pretty nutty regen but you're made of paper
ogryn regen should def come down some
Alright Aquila, stop holdin out on us, give us the detes. Are turkish delights even good? Are they really even turkish? Is your name actually Aquila? The people deserve answers.
Yes, Yes, No
yes
yes
thats like naming your child pound or dollar
it'd be a fucking tragedeigh if aquila was actually called aquila
100% someone named their child pound or dollar
Listen, you seen some of the names americans name their fuckin children? Aquila would be the least tragedeigh ass name i've seen by a country mile, compared to some a dis shit
Khaleesi Counterstrike-Fortnite
I can only assume they're changing those when they grow up
Shall we?
i sure do wonder if their parents were religious
Mormon, yeah
actually no wait Jehovah's witnesses
the mormon kid had a normal name actually
Usual suspects
Damn, how long are you gonna lie to us, Aquila? Was any of it even true, do you even like darktide? Or warhammers for that matter? Hell, the number 40k? When will the truth finally come out, Aquila?
pretty normal name, right? but at the same time kinda stupid
Islam is a pretty popular name too
always, no, yes, no, never
I know a white girl named isis
That name is tainted by a yellow hedgehog for a whole generation now
Chris chan
Isis was a goddess before the terrorist organization
Its not even a bad name
I’m aware
Christian Weston Chandler.
oh that guy
is anyone else having a problem with the game on pc where the fps is low then high after the a restart
If you think abt it, all names sound stupid. My name means "Rock" in old english. Lol
like this happens on first launch of the game or sumthin
The game crashed my pc today
yeah, we are just used to most of them
My new gpu runs borderlands 4 maxed out with no fps drops 
Weird name
Im happy now
My name is amazing
No im dog
You’re not happy until I say you’re happy
You saying you wanna make me happy?
let me guess - DLSS and Frame Gen?
Ok pooaul
and you’re not happy until you join me in the Cathedral.

Raw

Said the woman in religious branded fetishwear
Wtf
it’s not fetish wear, it’s combat gear!
the corset is tactical.
High heels is combat gear?
How about your whip?
I don’t wear high heels….
Tactical?
the Neural Whip is used for morale…
Oh sure
and to inflict pain

No I don’t.
I have a baby sister simply named
Seven
Lets see what the magic eight ball says
Mother thought she was being quirky
Seven threw a tantrum on her 8th birthday
yes this burnt electrified fucker is your sister according to the name solstranger
What are they? 6?
I hope her sister Nine is ok
language
hecking fudge
7 8 9
the Ancient Romans used to actually name their kids numbers… so maybe it’s bringing back an old 2000 year tradition
😭
20 and married now
karkin
6 7
6 9
hi rat
Hello saltz


is big nunber the only reason you always claim I have an impossibly long age?
No
no
i told him
Exactly
Maaaaan i wish i grew up with her
“7 ate 9” while she was dating woulda went hard
I’m not that old…
denial
90000 years old
last time you said 30000 😐
time passes, you get older

Dont count yourself out, sister
Youre due a promotion to canoness any week now
The Canoness is like 90 though.

we normally don’t.
cause they get killed before that
it’s why older ones are often skilled and respected and experienced.
She must be wisened in all forms of scripture! cough
Ffs the sound of my ac dripping water is killing me
Drip drip drip drip
There goes the floor. Landlord still ignoring it
I said this to confuse you
big cannons
Most of what comes out of your mouth is confusing nonsense
I like warpstone

hes just typing
Goddamn Raki
Pee
Gods nectar
ngl
what do you bench
I just got back to playing for honor
and i want to say shit i never wanted to say before
Not slurs
But some actually vulgar shit
However much a v6 weighs
(Ive never lifted one by myself)
determines
300 to 400 lbs range
but then again
you couldnt even lift 100 lbs
yes
everyone can easily lift 100 lbs
just give em 2 50 quid notes
not every one
hey guys, kinda new in the channel. ive been playin darktide for a while but i never had friends to play havoc..I enjoy the game alot but without people its kinda difficult to play havoc and also i just started playin it. is there any new players who wanna join me so we can play 2-3 maps?
i dont think you've considered how light a 50 quid note is
....you think im talking about money?
well yeah
you're talking about pounds 
how do you lift 100 liberals?
i want to cave your head with a hammer
indeed
ngl
today was a good day
reached 94 followers, played hd2 with a rat man, good day
[blocked by admin]
I can't lift 45kg
i had to lift more than that yesterday
i love taking in a shipment from the fucking navy
update looks neat
Uppies
did some people from a village help
nope 😔
Boo
any weapons spotted in the promo image?
sad
can you send a pic in #theorycrafting pls
trying for auric stom survivor penance and joined and in progress game with like 10% health left with the rest corruption. fastest leave match ive ever done since im at 4/5
petition to axe all stealth abilities out of the game
Woops
No
You are a Veteran Chatter you should love stealth
What a bloody traitor
who said I like infiltrate
Die
🤢
I love the humble infiltrate veteran who decides to fight next to me as I am fighting a wall of carapace, only to activate and immediately get me downed as the crushers mid animation turn their aggro to me
Beta males scream at their problems (Shout), real Sigma Gigachads run away from their problems (Infiltrate)
Yes, this is definitely how stealth should work
Weakness. Stand your ground and execute all heretics
This las gun wasnt built to not be fired
Yes
And lets watch everyone get down and one dude get fucking swarmed
only to use infiltrate to go stealth and revived two people
try again
the infiltrate veteran probably being the reason that everyone went down to begin with 
you mustve never met a actual good infiltrate vet
like ya boi
figures
No one can handle infil vet style
Infil vet. Play shadow tag to the rescue point
Vs zealot, screaming their way over with the rest of the map following
sheesh, violent
coming from a Knife gremlin
good infiltrate vets are a dime a dozen because the concept of stealth tends to allure worse players because of the idea of using stealth as a panic button
until they realize that shout is usually just a safer option anyway
mustve never played with me then
I’m only violent towards Heretics and Xenos… and occasionally people who piss me off.
oh, and Daemons of course.
KIll everyone.
Hell yeah the muties run free!
condone first degree murder
Next class all 3 abilities are stealth
If it's in the name of the Emperor, all is condoned for a greater reasoning.
Skitarii assassin be like
I prefer my murder in the manslaughter category
Not my fault they are close to the boom booms
But
I will happily show you turds how to actually play infil vet on dam diff
and auric
I know how to play infiltrate.
then stop bitching about it
Or
is it a
Skill
Issue
Nothing to say?
Guess im right

I don't think this was about if anyone could play infiltrate or not but pop off.
it was
I FUCKING LOVE DUNG BEETLES RAAAA
Dracula Flow?
Smoking that dung beetle?
Y
I said to kill you
Whyyy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
yes
Let's be honest, you can be more unique than that
Dung beetles literally use the Milky way to navigate
not the stars, the milky way
and they are literally the only species on earth that do this
😭
Skaven fans telling me to be unique smh
I have never heard of dung beetles being overrated.
when I say I like wasps I get hate
When I say I like dung beetles I get hate
next people are gonna get mad when i say I like letting the spiders get married smh
Wasps are cool
Don't know what you are on about
Go back to liking wasps
I think Arachnophobes are like, the most whiniest of the phobias dawg
wow
'this bug game has spiders in it, please remove or I will cry :('
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, YOU DECIDED TO PLAY THE BUG GAME
Damn right I will
i think we need to call the mods
Why do you think you are funny?
Gotta say, i didnt expect my new gpu to run darktide max settings and RT perfectly considering its amd
:(
just wait for the update to come out and say it's power point time
With grounded in particular, the game about bugs, where you have bugs as like everything in the game
asking for an arachnophobia filter is really stupid imo
Runs bl4 max perfect too
Doesnt even hit 60c
Who said that here
Personally, I have more of a phobia for roaches.
Entophobia
Spiders r kewl
Asmongold must be a final boss to you then
Cockroaches are actually pretty smart which is really funny
Asmongold is a Great Unclean One
They're smart. But more household bound roaches are ya know. Not great to have around
yeah, true true
roaches shmoaches
silverfish are the real bane of households
I haven't seen a roach in 20 years
I could vibe with the Madagascar ones since not exactly filth mongerers and honestly look more like beetles to me
Dude I forgot silverfish were a thing.
I don't get many silverfish but my cats hunt the few that do show up
type shit
what did worry me a little bit was finding a couple of carpenter ants on the patio tho
I like the wood in my building unchewed
Why you call yourself knife gremlin
not made of silver either
scam
I stab.
Wrong
Shoutout to this site I worked security at for a few weeks.
Always had roaches.
That sounds awful.
That sentence of words for a name doesn't apply for people who stab
They're not bad.
They stay outside.
I used to listen to Papa Roach a lot
They'll skitter about and whatnot but you get used to them.
is the coming update more mortis trials?
I saw one get absolutely bodied by a wolf spider though, that was fucking cool.
That and a power falchion.
and plasma goons
🥱
Well at least I think it's more mortis related
no
we're actually removing sefoni from the mortis trials
'what are your orders boss?'
No more moans after completing a wave
What if I wanna passionately kiss sefoni tho???
She isn't a T'au
Why she moan in my ear like that 😳
discharge your plasma on those guys ova dere
I will miss the 'sefoni loves you, mwah' voice line
i said we're removing sefoni, not her moaning or voice lines
sadism
Disgusting (relatable)
right away boss
If you are removing Sefoni then there will have to Sefoni to make her sounds
Dumbass
She got accused of heresy and was taken out back and shot.
haha thats what you think

And then she blew up their brains
Cuz, psyker
how do you think hermaeus mora and the BG3 asylum work
They had a blank.
Fair game.
Two actually, don't know why someone loads a bolt pistol with a blank.
Sefoni is the next class
She's learning how to fight by observing mortis trials
it all makes sense
Next class is...
Hang on I have to pull conspiracy theory level bullshit off of the name "Mortis Trials" and none of the actual shit shown in the trailer.
the next class is john ward from the hit game mortis
That's literally zealot tho
im going to be honest
zealot is weak as shit compared to john ward
Squid Ward
that motherfucker can move while bound on a hospital bed
no, the next class will just be cameos of Snoop Dogg and Meghan Thee Stallion, because that’s what Call of Duty did for some reason
oh, also they should add Optimus Prime
wasnt it mia khalifa or whatever her fucking name is
wait no
oh fuck i've seen the memes and thought them as real
I don’t think CoD would add a porn star
nah, children play that game
I honestly wouldnt be that surprised at this point lol
The next class is going to be a Hospitaler because Mortis Trials is in reference to the trial against Christ as seen in The Passion of Christ which Fatshark are secretly super big fans of, and Christ was renowned as both a son of God (Zealot reference!!!) and a healer. His mother, Mary, conceived of him through divine means, which made her a Saint. Saints exist and are well renowned in the Adepta Sororitas and because we already have a Zealot then the only option is a healer so it's going to be a Hospitaler.
I love Stan from American Dad
Is that schizophrenic enough?
i mean they added nicki minaj so
Nicki Minaj
she's not a porn star afaik
i dont think someones job role would stop them from being added into cod if they're popular enough
i mean they literally added homelander
It didn't stop a porn star from getting into War Thunder...
wait what
uhh yeah no, publishers are greedy, but they'll draw the line at porn star
Who?
oh my god
when?
russian pstar partnered with it
Anaconda
2022
Gaijin moment.
bro you are adding more and more requirements to try and excuse publishers from wanting money
dont they have beavis and butthead
and the fucking terminator
okay, fine, I'll narrow it down then: western publishers, specifically for games like CoD or Fortnite will not partner or add porn stars to their games
Amongst a bunch of other abysmal dogshit, yes.
And stan and Roger from American Dad
the ninja turtles too
CoD is depressing now.
they added the squid game fuckers
The last good CoD was BO3 and I'm adamant on that.
Been a downfall since BO3
and you're telling me they wouldnt add more things to cod 
2019 was a vision of the true downfall.
Tbf I do see the point in them saying they wouldn't feature like, actual sex workers
yeah sure but if theres profit involved
you can bet those fuckers are rubbing their hands together like johnny
Makes it hard when you have a government with puritanical interests
honestly
yeah they've literally got diablos lilith
Doesn't mean they won't find a grey area to work with.
lilith is literally the queen of the succubi
like I said, I seriously doubt them partnering with porn stars,
there are a million other choices
Hence, Nicki Minaj
Id prefer a p star compared to the other shit I've seen get partnered with for a video game
you don't have the same kind of celebrity cult in the east as there is in the west
Buuut
I could see them silently taking after their likeness.
not nearly as huge



