general-chat

[pastel nova]

What religion are you if you dont mind me askinmg

[mint gate]

A specific religion, you mean then?

[jaunty path]

None

[pastel nova]

I personally hate these over fanatic christians who twist the bible

[molten matrix]

One reveres the god emperor the other sees him as a man

[pastel nova]

I hate fanatic christians to my soul

[white vale]

Like which one were you raised around

Silly

[blissful kiln]

fantasy religions are real with in-universe proof

[jaunty path]

My family is christian. Protestant

[orchid skiff]

except for fabius bile

[blissful kiln]

that makes them both more and less interesting, depending on the kind of story the author wants to do

[arctic escarp]

any chapter is less a religious extremist compared to the black templars honestly

[orchid skiff]

who decides he is not gonna believe in god with one in front of him

[white vale]

Of course it's fucking protestants

[molten matrix]

Very true

[mint gate]

Avg Christian upbringing be like

Jk

[blissful kiln]

[jaunty path]

Frankly my mother is more on the spiritual end* though religion and spirituality often go hand in hand

[mint gate]

But more often than not

[lethal socket]

TRUE

[mint gate]

No hate like Christian love

[round mica]

My family's catholic and yeah it is exhausting

[molten matrix]

A major upside to the black templars is them being unable to fall to chaos through influence

[lethal socket]

Off to go give my friend my death leaper for his army cause I dont play nids

[round mica]

I didn't know they were immune to chaos

[mint gate]

That’s very generous of you

[molten matrix]

Read it again

[jaunty path]

My moms weird unicorn believing non sense made it pretty hard for me to communicate with her on a deeper level.

[round mica]

Ah

[lethal socket]

I am just awesome like that 😎

[civic otter]

Templars can also resist mortal wounds

[jaunty path]

And sometimes I just try talking as little to her as possible.

[mint gate]

Sounds like you should find a religion that speaks to you, if you were to pursue it

[jaunty path]

My father has a special kind of brainrot

[round mica]

Not immmune is that correct?

Just immune to influence

[jaunty path]

Satanism- joke. But I don't see myself subscribing to any religion or version of God anytime soon.

[lethal socket]

Black templars have this interesting effect where liking them drains away a person's social intelligence:)

[molten matrix]

Considering how much they rever the emperor yes

[mint gate]

Buddhism moment

Jk

[jaunty path]

I like to debate about religion though

[round mica]

Bt are awesome wdym

[mint gate]

Anyhow

[round mica]

Sigismund

[lethal socket]

I hate BTs sorry

[round mica]

Seige of terra

[jaunty path]

TALKING TO MY FATHER

[round mica]

That's ok

Not for everyone

[molten matrix]

Unless its a freak case like khorne splitting a planet and turning several sisters of battle and grey knights chaos corrupted

[lethal socket]

Their lore is mid, and too many nasty players

[ocean widget]

[lethal socket]

More black templars should follow sigismund

By dying like a bitch

[round mica]

I like the bad guys so I love em they do suck tho lol

Sigismund died a chad wdym

[mint gate]

How’s that even possible lmao, writers be doing whatever nowadays

[molten matrix]

Someones salty

[round mica]

He died fighting abadon

[molten matrix]

The writers wishes lole

[round mica]

And abadon knew he got lucky cause he was old

[white vale]

My aunt is extremely christian and she's a bossy hag who struggles to understand that her children are individual people with their own views, needs and ambitions.
Then you have her husband, who is arguably even more christian and yet somehow he's the chillest dude I know.
Religion alone does not a person make.

[round mica]

Dude was a master swordsman

[lethal socket]

When I have had bad encounters with BTs, I start hating for the love of the game

[round mica]

I never was mean to you tho 😭

[lethal socket]

I know, but you know, hating for the love of the game on Black Templars

[round mica]

All I said was I like em

[molten matrix]

I love them

[round mica]

I dont play them

But there cool asf

[molten matrix]

Very cool iconography and just skirts the rules

[lethal socket]

Why do you like their iconography

[round mica]

They probably the dripiest

Of all the chapters

[lethal socket]

Nah, Dark angels and Ravenguard are right there

Also white scars

[loud lance]

Are pennances all account wide or not?

[jaunty path]

Ye

[arctic escarp]

oh I love talking theology both real and fictional

[loud lance]

Do wonder about making another character to try another class out..

Ogryn probably

[jaunty path]

Is it moral to kill if god tells you to

[white vale]

Sigmar>>>Emperor don't @ me

[arctic escarp]

its a very fascinating topic because historically, they're both a unifying idea to huge groups of people. And a means to control

[lethal socket]

Black templar fans when they realize they are called the BLACK templars and not the white templars

😔

[orchid skiff]

voice in my head > the law

[arctic escarp]

it dont even have to be black templars

[molten matrix]

Bros just making up people to get mad at

[arctic escarp]

some space wolves fans arent happy theres a black guy for a space wolf

[round mica]

Bros trying to ragebait so bad

Typically it's the bts ragebaiting the Tau player lmao

[lethal socket]

No no, I am sorry but I have met actually horrific BT players IRL lmao

[round mica]

Yeah same 💀

[molten matrix]

Space marine 2 does have an amazing black templar champion

[round mica]

They always seem cool then say some shit and your like ah man

[arctic escarp]

oh yea BT fans houses the most annoying weirdos 💀

[lethal socket]

Them and kriegsman

Tend to just attract weird people

[arctic escarp]

its the religious extremist chapter

filled with men of the same way of thinking

ofc they find it enticing

[round mica]

Sadly they do

Dissapointing but

I like them knowing they are cunts

[orchid skiff]

why do kriegsmen attract weirdos

what's in their lore for that

[round mica]

ask christians

[gilded socket]

Big sad bug sleep

[arctic escarp]

like Sigismund was also a fucking nutjob whos really good with fighting, in universe

[lethal socket]

I posted my FARSIGHT tay OC, and some BT fan was like 'grr zenos commie scum'

Like brother

[drowsy lynx]

Glorification of self sacrifice

[round mica]

[gilded socket]

They dont even read the lore btw

[round mica]

I loved when he hit fulgrim w the chain

[lethal socket]

If you are going to he functionally racist, be correct about it 😭

[molten matrix]

Sigusmund was THE GOAT

[arctic escarp]

when the goat is a wacky nutjob

[round mica]

Then dorn shows up what sigismund lacks in something something.... I do not.

[arctic escarp]

(im just joking you can have your goat)

[round mica]

bro named himself after poop

get em outta here

[lethal socket]

Silence black library reader, a black templar fan who has never read the lore is speaking

[gilded socket]

Krieg fan too

Ultra marine fan too

[round mica]

It's jus doot w a y on the end

[lethal socket]

Their armor kinda looks like stuff people imagine the SS and such would wear

[round mica]

It doesn't mean anything 💀

[round mica]

tell it to the judge

[lethal socket]

Its kinda germanic while actually being French based

[orchid skiff]

I see it

[lethal socket]

There have sadly been cases of people putting red armbands on their krieg and thinking it was a good idea to bring it out into public

[arctic escarp]

the ultramarines speaks to me man

the boys in blue, vanilla flavor

my type of man

[gilded socket]

Blood angels are better

[round mica]

Spreadsheets

Ugh I hate sanguinus

[lethal socket]

White Scars are the best chapter 😎

[round mica]

Dilara made me hate him

He sucks

[molten matrix]

Flesh tearers malevolent dark krakens and soul drinkers my beloved

[round mica]

" I'm so perfect "

[gilded socket]

I LOVE FLESH TEARERS

[round mica]

carcharodons >

Lamenters are cool

Unlucky guys

[lethal socket]

Man I love being autistic enough to have Music for my Tau OC <3

[molten matrix]

Carcharodons are also peak

[lethal socket]

Like custom made music

[jaunty path]

I was told skinning people alive in 40k was good

[round mica]

Nightlord confirmed?

[gilded socket]

I need a leather jacket

[orchid skiff]

sanguinius the good guy good at everything but he decides to have his home planet stay a shithole

[round mica]

He's also like a warlord

And he constantly goes on about how great and perfect he is

[gilded socket]

Its a cultural thing for him

[orchid skiff]

ah my bad if it's cultural we cannot say anything back

[jaunty path]

Why does human skin taste good

[round mica]

Never tried it , couldn't say

[gilded socket]

Read the books

Baal being a wasteland has significance to the sanguinary host

[arctic escarp]

I cant believe #arbites-class is dead for 4 hours now

shows you how figured out the class is now

OH NOW SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING

[lethal socket]

I might have to get some art for Tav'shui emotes and stickers

I love my short little tau with anger problems

[arctic escarp]

you should

[round mica]

Tau have anger issues?

[arctic escarp]

Taus are cute af

[lethal socket]

Tav'shui is 5'0 and full of anger

[jaunty path]

I need a Tau girl to dress up like a clown

Can I get a tau woman

[lethal socket]

Cause she is from Vior'la

[arctic escarp]

ok tf2 time 🙂

[delicate vapor]

Time to drink this whole bottle of wine to myself

[orchid skiff]

hmm

i should finish the vodka in the fridge

[jaunty path]

Can I have ur vodka

Does anyone else think Super Jail Bot is peak clanker slop

[orchid skiff]

tis u ?

[lethal socket]

I love my kor'vesa tho. I would never call them a clanker

[round mica]

Oh guys

[jaunty path]

Can we peel off Rewdys skin and throw him in a pit of lime and salt

[round mica]

Gone a week no drinks

[jaunty path]

Oh great

[round mica]

Going fkn crazy tho

[jaunty path]

Good for you- yeah

[orchid skiff]

we should shoot missus in the back of the head and throw the body in a ditch

all of us, together

because there's no I in teamwork

[jaunty path]

That's not fun because I die. Could you torture me instead thanks

[gilded socket]

Who’s we

[orchid skiff]

124,956 people in this server

[round mica]

Might be why iv been so shity all week lmao

[jaunty path]

Probably

[round mica]

And sweating like a pig

[gilded socket]

Lies

[jaunty path]

If you get the urge to drink. Sip on something like seltzer or water

Or well

Not the best idea...maybe soda?

Its not healthy

But not as poisonous as alochol

[round mica]

Funny enough it's staying sober for HD 2 that's actually helped lmfao

I can't game well when I'm tipsy

[jaunty path]

HD2 helps man quit drinking

[round mica]

I'm not even joking tho 😭

[gilded socket]

Wuitt

[jaunty path]

Lol

[gilded socket]

Missus and rewdy

[round mica]

Well it's been a week

So far

[gilded socket]

Its gay

[round mica]

I wouldn't say quit

[orchid skiff]

i could probably play hd2 drunk if i use the melee glitch

[round mica]

Just yet

[jaunty path]

Yeah take ya time ya got it

[orchid skiff]

no need to aim then

[round mica]

Ah see I don't stop when I drink

I'll drink everything I got

Wake up sick and puke my stomach lining up

[orchid skiff]

fascinating

[jaunty path]

Ah.

[orchid skiff]

are you the same with food?

[round mica]

Just to repeat the process when I do feel well again that night💀

[jaunty path]

I'd avoid purchasing alochol period

[lethal socket]

Cool bug facts.

Humans can become battlesuit pilots

[round mica]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

You should watch videos on the dangers of alochol

[wooden creek]

What if HD2 gets a 40k crossover warbond and it's tau themed

[jaunty path]

Might make you think twice

[lethal socket]

Battlesuits are space marines but better in almost ever single regard

[round mica]

Iv had family members die from it

My uncle died in hospital

[jaunty path]

Or learn some exercises to combat withdrawal symptoms

[round mica]

A horrible death

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

His kidneys shut down on him

[analog marsh]

Alcohol is just literal poison.

[round mica]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

I got one family member who I'm predicting will die soon

[gilded socket]

Rewdy and missus are gay now

[jaunty path]

You're drinking ethanol so yeah

[round mica]

It was very slow

[jaunty path]

Now?

[gilded socket]

Officialy chuds together

[round mica]

And even the best stuff they had and were giving him he was in pain to the end

[jaunty path]

Yikes

[orchid skiff]

i am incredibly straight

[gilded socket]

Lies

[lethal socket]

I de already you chudsband and chudife

You may now kiss

[orchid skiff]

I've never said anything that could be misconstrued as homosexual

[lethal socket]

Too late I have already imagined in

[orchid skiff]

@fair bridge help

forced marriage

@nicolaus they're making me gay

[gilded socket]

They banned him

[round mica]

I hope I never have

If I have it's been Friendly fire

I do call everything gay lmao

[jaunty path]

Oh nicolaus is gone?

[round mica]

Yeah

[jaunty path]

I liked that guy bullying me

Sad

[round mica]

We have some funny moments

He shot my rations

[pastel nova]

APPARENTLY dark heresy has night lords in it

[jaunty path]

I'm so bored does anyone have any mukbangs with Tau Girls eating food

[pastel nova]

what?

[round mica]

I can't stand watching mukbang

[pastel nova]

yeah same

What yall think of Dark heresy

I hate the inquisition but the game looks fun

[round mica]

I genuinely get violent when I hear mouth sounds

[jaunty path]

Does it look like a mobile game

[jaunty path]

Nom nom om nom

[pastel nova]

its made by people who made rogue trader

so i got good expectations

[low hemlock]

@lethal socket

An order needs to be completed sah‼️

[round mica]

Sending hate from New Zealand ❤️

[thick fog]

Dark Heresy gonna be peak

[low hemlock]

📞

[pastel nova]

it has ogryn

🔥

[thick fog]

We love Cogg

[pastel nova]

ion know bout that night lord though..

gonna get flayed alive

[jaunty path]

I support it

[round mica]

I like the legion just not curze

[pastel nova]

I like curze

[jaunty path]

Y

[round mica]

He was kinda a asshole to his sons

[pastel nova]

cause he was insane

[jaunty path]

That's mean

[pastel nova]

and his sons were little shits

except that one guy

[round mica]

He used to treat them like shit mb but they loved him

[pastel nova]

Oh damn dark heresy has aeldari

[ashen prairie]

made myself some mango tea, who wants a drink?

[orchid skiff]

me

me

me

[pastel nova]

i hope dawn of war IV is better than III

Dawn of war 3 was complete ass

[lethal socket]

So cool bug facts about tau food!

[thick fog]

You know what else does Dark Heresy have?
Banger main theme

[lethal socket]

Tau are culturally vegetarian largely!

[pastel nova]

and amazing graphics by the looks of it

and night lords

[jaunty path]

Cringe

[pastel nova]

my second favorite traitor legion

[pastel nova]

taus are pussies who cant go melee

[jaunty path]

Wheres the corpse starch?

[lethal socket]

We know they can eat meat as Shadowsun and Farsight have been shown eating meat without any drawbacks

[round mica]

Ethereal can mellee

Pretty well too

[lethal socket]

But most tau prefer to be vegetarian

And standard rations for the fire caste is literally Ramen noodles

[jaunty path]

Y

[pastel nova]

I hate Tau

[round mica]

I dont mind em

[lethal socket]

This goober hasn't heard of COMMANDER FARSIGHT!

Kill em

[round mica]

I prefer kroot

[pastel nova]

Hes an exception

that man is goated

[orchid skiff]

if tau japanese where katana

[pastel nova]

the others however

[round mica]

I want to build a army of just kroot

[thick coyote]

Well have to kill them

[fierce cave]

Not the only drink I want

[thick coyote]

[lethal socket]

T'au arent really any single countrym they are generally east Asia

[pastel nova]

Dark heresy has kroot

js saying

[round mica]

I heard

[pastel nova]

yeah they showed 3 models

Kroot, Night Lords, and Aeldari

[lethal socket]

I love the tau for their lore <3

[pastel nova]

plus some inquisitorial characters

I hope the tau get glassed

[blissful kiln]

Kroossy

[lethal socket]

The imperium can try and probably fail

[round mica]

[pastel nova]

what

[fierce cave]

Give me that femboy ussy

[round mica]

[blissful kiln]

it's a girl kroot tho

[round mica]

💀

[jaunty path]

Y r tau bad at melee

[round mica]

Scrawny avatar people

There better w guns

But some of em are decent

[orchid skiff]

no katanas

[lethal socket]

Okay okay so

[round mica]

Ethereal can fight mellee

[lethal socket]

T'au in melee are about as good as the bog standard imperial guard

The fire caste do actually train in melee, so lore wise, a trained fire caste warrior could beat the shit outta the standard guardsmen

[pastel nova]

Im hearing tau

and my hate is growing

[round mica]

There's a pic of a fire warrior going melee and a bunch of bt spacewolfs and world eaters chearing them on

[lethal socket]

Tau however don't prefer fighting in melee, it goes against the Tau'vas philosophy to preservation. Its why they fight at range, It saves as many as their troops as possible rather then throw them into a meat grinder

Hell, the Earth Caste are actually physically stronger then humans, but they are shorter and not soliders in the T'au military as their caste system dictates they are workers and engineers instead

[orchid skiff]

why does their height matter if they're stronger

[orchid skiff]

just swap the castes around

[pastel nova]

T'au nerfing themselves

[round mica]

I didn't know they are stronger than humans physically

[lethal socket]

I love watching the imperial fail to capture a planet while out numbering the tau 10 to 1

[lethal socket]

Earth caste are yeah

The fire caste are on similar rates to humans, but they also have more training

[round mica]

So like a tau vs gaurd the tau would win

[lethal socket]

Lore wise, most likely yeah

Depends on the guard honestly

[round mica]

Interesting

[jaunty path]

Wha is life like 4 non combat tau

R they woke

[lethal socket]

Depends on your caste

[jaunty path]

Earth

[lethal socket]

Tau generally live good lives, and their planets are far nicer then imperium worlds

[orchid skiff]

they marry big titty water castes

[round mica]

I like the art from the first codex

[prime niche]

I know that lizard

[round mica]

Where there talking w a astarte on there planet

[lethal socket]

Earth caste work construction or more scientific roles so you might be building homes for tau and auxillaries or you may be working on advancing the sciences of the tau empire

battlesuits advancements are from the Earth Caste

[thick fog]

Kinda based

[prime niche]

Hell yeah…

[jaunty path]

How about humans

[round mica]

I have the first codex and a promotional codex art somewhere actually

I possess a relic

[ashen prairie]

Doot ur old

[wooden creek]

I think I know which one you're talking about, the one with the Imperial Fist and the diplomat?

[round mica]

Yea I am old

[lethal socket]

Humans LARGELY have a very good life in the T'au empire. It can vary from world to world, but most tau dont see humans as a bad thing.

[prime niche]

Also chat, I wish that cloud play wasn’t so ass so I could actually play the game 💔

[lethal socket]

The 4th sphere fleets do have a notable dislike of humans due to seeing the warp and the Tau'va deity.

[jaunty path]

Are taus the good guys

[thick fog]

Maybe we all should live at Tau empire

[lethal socket]

But most Tau like humans, and the auxillaries they fight with

[jade stump]

orks

[prime niche]

Lol no

[round mica]

Kinda kinda not

[wooden creek]

Someone posted it online along with the short story attached to it (from a white dwarf magasine I think?) https://imgur.com/s1yHDgd

[jaunty path]

I need.....tau.....wife........coulro....

[lethal socket]

In 40k standards. They are nice

Our irl standards nooooo

[jaunty path]

Yeah yeah

[round mica]

Yes this is it !

[prime niche]

The closest thing to a good guy in 40K you’ll get is a simple soldier wanting to defend their world

[round mica]

Thank you

[jaunty path]

Probably the least bad as they are the youngest

[orchid skiff]

yea

[lethal socket]

The T'au empire itself is very rigid and isnt free completely. They try to do good of course but they still have the Aun ruling over

And while most aun want the best for their people, not all aun are as benevolent

[round mica]

There not good guys tho

[jaunty path]

Are they aware of the wrongs or are they all "for the greater good"?

[round mica]

They do some pretty sketchy stuff

[jaunty path]

Tell

[lethal socket]

If you dont mind following the rules and dont mind the occasional like surveillance state, the T'au are much better in comparison to the Imperium

[round mica]

They slaughter humans and let the kroot eat them

Think human cattlehouse

[lethal socket]

I mean yeah they killed enemy guardmen

Thats kinda standard.

[jaunty path]

Do they kidnap you randomly

[round mica]

There agreement w the kroot is to let them eat so they can evolve

[prime niche]

Plus they have a caste system and treat anyone who isn’t a tau like slaves

[tame hemlock]

she only lives to 40

[lethal socket]

No.. no they dont

[prime niche]

They are not excluded from the space racism

[jaunty path]

What the fuck

[prime niche]

Be deadass

[blissful kiln]

Their
They're
There

[jaunty path]

YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T HAVE A HAG TAU????????

[round mica]

They didn't just kill em tho

[tame hemlock]

Tau only live to 40 yeah

[lethal socket]

You think the kroot are slaves in the empire?

[prime niche]

Now that… that is saddening..

[jaunty path]

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

[round mica]

They made a slaughter house out of them

[blissful kiln]

Hag Tuah?

[jaunty path]

AAAAA

[lethal socket]

Like all the races in the auxiliary races of the tau joined willingly

[round mica]

And then other gaurd found this and started getting physically sick

[lethal socket]

They stored them in a freezer basicslly yeah

[round mica]

Meat hooks an stuff yeah

[jaunty path]

Dooty mass murder is literally another monday

[prime niche]

They only really treat the Kroot well because they can be a big threat lol

[blissful kiln]

guardsmen literally eat each other

[jaunty path]

Look at your corpse starch

[round mica]

I know but it's the way they do it

[lethal socket]

Vesoids are also treated well. Humans are also treated well largely

[round mica]

It's systematic

[lethal socket]

The Nagi have a great relationship with the Aun

[round mica]

And it's not a lil freezer

It's like hundreds of hundreds of corpses

Processed

[prime niche]

Don’t they use literal mind control to make a populace submit to the empire?

[lethal socket]

Not really no

Sadly the writing tends to ve very wobbly

But the Aun can produce a pheromone that only affects other tau

[jaunty path]

Don't they have a chip that gives soldiers instant skill

[prime niche]

I guess that’s true since the Tau are still fairly new

[lethal socket]

Sadly it has been depicted from
'Yeah thats a good idea' suggestion type
To
Actual mind control

[prime niche]

They aren’t as in stone as like the Imperium

[jaunty path]

So a meat freezer?

Normal

[fierce cave]

Skill issue

[round mica]

No

[fair bridge]

good

[round mica]

Like still alive iirc

[lethal socket]

The aun 'mind control' doesnt affect the other races of the tau empire

[fierce cave]

@round mica

[jaunty path]

Normal day in 40k

[fierce cave]

IT US TIME

[jaunty path]

I mean 40k

[orchid skiff]

you're pro arranged marriage now???

[lethal socket]

Tau do actually have the organ that makes them suspectable to pheromones removed upon joining the enclaves!

[prime niche]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-dandelion-cat-silly-kitty-she-was-a-fairy-gif-14702056371420778419

Dammit

[round mica]

Soooon

[prime niche]

Sadness

[lethal socket]

But in total, the T'au empire is sketchy, but largely as a citizen of the tau empire, your life would be at a much higher quality then anywhere else

Humans have the unique chance to kinda fit a variety of roles.
Bodyguards to the Aun, workers, battlesuit pilots and such

Hive worlds that have been controlled by the T'au actually get fixed up. Their atmospheres get cleansed and fixed, and new cities are built for actual housing

[jaunty path]

I think the Tau are cringe for not being as evil but I like that for once we actually have some semblance of "okay" in 40k

Like

They're bad

[lethal socket]

I like the T'au being a source of possible Hope in the galaxy

[jaunty path]

But in comparison to literally everything

[wooden creek]

I think the Nem'yar Atoll council has a human psyker holding a seat

[jaunty path]

They're the best we're getting lmfao

[lethal socket]

It gives a light onto the real horrors, letting you compare the hope of a new race to the horrors everyone else engages in

[jaunty path]

Though I can understand why some take issue with the tau

Since they kind of break the grimdark

Or atleast from what it seems to be

[lethal socket]

A little bit of light makes the shadows darker imo

[jaunty path]

Yeah I get that

[orchid skiff]

stop talking about 40k

fukken nerds

[round mica]

Tau was my first army

I actually collected proper

[round mica]

Necrons ftw

Necrons are cool

Tbh all the factions

I'd like to get into eldar

And drukhari

Except orks

Whaaa

Orks the bestest

No

They dum dum

And that's da zoggin truth right there

Fact checked by propa gits

No no

Is that a fat horse on your pfp?

Horse on da porch

Smoking

He's stressed

Stressed a hedgehog is calling orkz stoopid

The big ones are pretty smart

It's kinda scary

Plus they got the rule of cool

Mean green and coming to take your teeth

[fierce cave]

@round mica

[round mica]

I'm still not home bro

[fierce cave]

Teleportation

[round mica]

Damn you right

[orchid lynx]

Bless be to the Emperor

[round mica]

mmmmyumyumyum

Why does your name keep changing jimbob

Just went from snirbs to jimbob

[shrewd summit]

So many people leave when the game gets tough 😭 I just did auric maelstrom dark communion with ventilation purge sniper gauntlet by myself after my teammate gave up and quit

💅🏼

[fierce cave]

"John fatcock"

[round mica]

hello

[round mica]

what are you yapping about

jim bob is my server name

[round mica]

🫵

[grizzled hornet]

[round mica]

Identity theft is no joke

Smdh

[orchid skiff]

chat i am srunk as fuyck

[round mica]

Drink some water tomorrow you will thank you

[orchid skiff]

oj beby

[round mica]

dammit

[inland mantle]

Become undrunk skill issue

[round mica]

Ahhhhgh drink sound good u r evil man

[dapper trench]

Sup dipshits

[nocturne bloom]

Ah yes, my gpu wasnt delivered today because of an issue with the emails identity. So now I have to wait until tomorrow, which won't work since its Sunday, meaning ill have it Monday

[somber stream]

Happens

[nocturne bloom]

My 9070 is 100% gonna be damaged

I smell it

[somber stream]

schrodinger's card

[ember nimbus]

que the nvidia burn risk memes

[elder merlin]

Just cuts to a postal worker just hammering it into the ground

[nocturne bloom]

9070 is amd

[elder merlin]

In other news though, my retroid controller came intact

[ember nimbus]

i forgor

[elder merlin]

Yesterday

[ember nimbus]

i just want a game where i can play a veteran of the long war

but i wont slop out for space marine 2

dawn of war 2 elite mod is my only respite right now

[jaunty path]

Is bison viable in Mvm

[ember nimbus]

buff banner is better

[somber stream]

I'm waiting till Unification mod is supported for DoW1:DE

[ember nimbus]

i need to try apocalypse mod again

[somber stream]

Same fate

[ember nimbus]

stronghold crusader DE came out recently too

i still need to try that

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

stahp hayting

[somber stream]

Deus vult

[blissful kiln]

I hate

[ember nimbus]

arabian units > crusader units

dont @ me

[nocturne bloom]

[somber stream]

[ember nimbus]

horse archer is goated

[round mica]

Sending hate from nz ❤️

[somber stream]

Doot

[somber stream]

Shouldn't you be sleeping

[round mica]

I can't licht

[jaunty path]

Does Lamia even sleep

[somber stream]

Still at friend's?

[round mica]

Instead I sit here talking to myself

[somber stream]

Oh, think we have a problem

[nocturne bloom]

[ember nimbus]

can you even replay the twins encounter now?

[nocturne bloom]

Who's asking

[round mica]

Nah

[ember nimbus]

damn

[nocturne bloom]

Im probably not even a human

[somber stream]

You can, with mod

[jaunty path]

Xeno

[thick coyote]

If you're lucky

[elder merlin]

[ember nimbus]

i still have it avaiable on my psyker and my veteran

[round mica]

Since I haven't been drinking this week sleeps been really rough

[ember nimbus]

i wanna save it for the last 2 achis

who else vanilla player

[somber stream]

Steam recommendation:
"Femboy & Futa house"

[round mica]

[somber stream]

Humanity was a mistake

[little marten]

Nice

[round mica]

Went wrong the second we became aware

[ember nimbus]

is that less or more gay than the dilf simulator?

[elder merlin]

[somber stream]

I am thoroughly confused

[fierce cave]

Hop on

[round mica]

I done played halo all night w my freins my eyes are sore now 💀

[ember nimbus]

which one?

[round mica]

2 remaster they hadn't played before

[ember nimbus]

2 remastered was suprisingly good

[elder merlin]

Hell yeah

[ember nimbus]

i liked it more than the ce one

[jaunty path]

You guys wipers or no wipers

[round mica]

Was fun watching em get lost then asking them to get me to show em where to go

[elder merlin]

I mean, all the cutscenes are good, the graphics werent

[ember nimbus]

when you know where all the power weapon spots are

[elder merlin]

Or was that for combat evolved

[round mica]

I just found out about the graphic button

Was like this is what I grew up w bros

[somber stream]

That was Halo 2

[ember nimbus]

its insane you can switch with the press of a button

[round mica]

And hit it

[ember nimbus]

i had way too much fun with that

[elder merlin]

The graphics look so bad in combat evolved remaster

[round mica]

And they were like

[somber stream]

Cutscene were superb, graphic was eh

Also Odyssey or Valhalla?

[ember nimbus]

mcc is honestly so worth it

odst was so fucking good

[somber stream]

Why is there XP boost in a single player game

[round mica]

Odyssey is Greek one yeah?

[somber stream]

Yeah

[round mica]

You want to play that one

[ember nimbus]

i stopped playing after black flag tbqh

[round mica]

I spent about 70 hours on that

Very good for ac

[somber stream]

It looks good as a game

It's no AC though, not the one that i grew up with

[round mica]

You get to decide the fate of Greece w the cult which is basically the illuminati

You can fight for Sparta or Athens

It's actually really good , there's mythic beasts in it too

[elder merlin]

Neither, fuck Assassins creed

[ember nimbus]

i feel like they jumped the shark with that egyptian one

[round mica]

A decent story too

[elder merlin]

Fuckin hate them games

[round mica]

I understand why tho

Some of them are just

Bad

Like really bad

[ember nimbus]

1, 2 and 3 was an insane run tho

the altair into ezio story

[elder merlin]

I only ever played the second or first one, i hate being pulled out of it, think that shit is so stupid

[somber stream]

The OG was good

[round mica]

I only played odyssey tbh

Never got far in the classic ones

[ember nimbus]

please do

the first one is so good

[inland mantle]

Sorry for your lose

[round mica]

Oh I played origins and vallhalla actually

Valhalla was bad 💀

I couldn't finish either of them

[ember nimbus]

the italian ones with ezio have an insane story too

it hits the wall so quick

in the best way

[round mica]

Yeah I hear the originals are the best

And black flag

[ember nimbus]

that black flag dlc where you free the slaves was suprisingly good

same with rogue

the black flag ones have a special place in my heart

the ship combat was something else

[somber stream]

"How many fool will i kill today"

[ember nimbus]

anyone into stalker?

i played an insane amount of that

[round mica]

I like the idea of stalker

[somber stream]

Yeah i played Gamma

[round mica]

Playing it is another story

[somber stream]

2 was ass

[ember nimbus]

2 is so underbaked

i liked it

[somber stream]

But digestable with mods

[round mica]

I played clearsky I think and tried 2 but 2 was bad in its current state

[ember nimbus]

i deinstalled gamma when 2 came out

[round mica]

No fall of chernobyl

[ember nimbus]

i need to reinstall

[round mica]

My bad

Long time ago

[ember nimbus]

call of chernobyl might be the best one tbqh

uh

or what was the third one

i get confused now

[round mica]

Yeah I got close to finishing it

But soft locked myself

[ember nimbus]

call of prypyat

[round mica]

No ammo or supplys and a fkn mutant thing that 1 shots me everytime

[ember nimbus]

such is life in the zone

[round mica]

Yep

[ember nimbus]

i love enviromental hazards in games

[round mica]

Either I start again or

[ember nimbus]

stalker is one of the best at that

[round mica]

Just never play again

[ember nimbus]

as someone who played the trilogy atleast 10 times each

and a shitton of mods

[round mica]

U need the mods

[ember nimbus]

just install call of chernobyl

or anomaly

or misery

or gamma

that is the objective order of additional bullshit added

[round mica]

That's alot of stalker

[ember nimbus]

all maps just freeplay

[fierce cave]

@round mica
HORSE

IT IS TIME

[round mica]

Horse is tired

Horse need sleep

[somber stream]

Phone down horse

[round mica]

Horse cannot sleep

[fierce cave]

Horse is finna disappear to the glue factory

[somber stream]

Drink some water, or something warm

[round mica]

Ok horse put phone down

[fierce cave]

I've waited

For 7 hours

[round mica]

It's not been that long has it?

[shy sandal]

Guarana

[remote jackal]

How soon do you think they meant it?

[ember nimbus]

end of month if i had to guess

pet news

[fierce cave]

It has

[dapper trench]

Welp

my stream of maxing heavy startes now

If you want to pop in and play a few feel free

Ill be in Strike party 4

[remote jackal]

btw what does ™ mean?

[lilac crag]

trademark

[remote jackal]

What's it do?

[lilac crag]

nothing

in this context it's just flavor text

[shy sandal]

It means you get to sue someone else who uses that exact same name, like a brand or logo

The joke is it's been so overused they trademarked it

[remote jackal]

Welp. Kitefin used it tin the word "Soon". Are we about to get sued for talking about how Soon ™ will the update come? 😰

[lilac crag]

no

[ember nimbus]

soon ™ is shorthand for not soon

[remote jackal]

The I can already fell the Darkness in the Tide of the lawsuit that will follow this discussion 😨

[shy sandal]

Don't sell Soon™ products

[elder merlin]

Just play something else

Goddamn

[ember nimbus]

what is soon even really

is t like 3 days?

[ember nimbus]

is it 30 minutes?

[dapper trench]

Okay its set up

[ember nimbus]

🤷

[remote jackal]

Is it five weeks? Two days? Where are we? Help me to recollect.

[dapper trench]

Strike party 4

[shy sandal]

My friends are trying to get me to play Umamusume and League... I will not bend

[dapper trench]

pop in and say hi

[elder merlin]

There is a game for the horsegirls?

Shouldnt even be surprised

[inland mantle]

Next week™

[shy sandal]

Gacha game

[remote jackal]

Never™

[elder merlin]

Of course it is

[inland mantle]

Same thing

[thick fog]

horse shit then

[shy sandal]

The bruzz is really into it

[thick fog]

[dapper trench]

[shy sandal]

I'd rather Valorant than League tbh. Valorant felt easier to learn

Counter Strike but overwatch

Also there isn't 160 different characters to memorize

[arctic escarp]

yea but youre playing valorant

[shy sandal]

Only with friends

Never alone

[ember nimbus]

cant even trade your skins

smh my head

[shy sandal]

No gambling

[ember nimbus]

no scar pattern ak

thank god it was valve who hit the goldvein

[shy sandal]

Hard case blue diamond

[shy sandal]

Idk, they barely make games cause of it

[ember nimbus]

atleast gabe is doing cameron shit now

[blissful kiln]

valve is responsible for creating or enabling the shittiest trends in the gaming industry

fuck 'em

and fuck gaben

[ember nimbus]

💯

fuck digital downloads too

[blissful kiln]

real

[shy sandal]

Lootboxes were their idea

Never forget

[blissful kiln]

yeah and the biggest child gambling platform

[shy sandal]

TF2 and CSGO

[blissful kiln]

although maybe chinese gacha games have overtaken it by now

yay

[ember nimbus]

roblox too

[shy sandal]

Here's what you would look like if you were Tau or Chinese

[ember nimbus]

i did like 7 tours of mvm and havent even seen an australium

[fierce cave]

50/50

Wins 10 times in a row

[ember nimbus]

i still want that rl

[fierce cave]

Leaves

[fierce cave]

[shy sandal]

I used to open tf2 cases as a kid

Biggest money waster i ever did

Should have just saved on keys and i'd be rich nowadays

[jaunty path]

Gambling.

You gambled as a kid

[ember nimbus]

i had so many deagle blazes when i used to gamble on csgo games

[shy sandal]

I did

[ember nimbus]

it mustve been thousands of euros

so many ak redlines

[shy sandal]

Never again

[ember nimbus]

back then the skins were worth so little

first time i heard of bitcon it was a fraction of a cent

you never know

[dapper trench]

[shell goblet]

trying to play 6 games with no player deaths with randos on psyker is making me rip my hair out rn

these mfs are allergic to staying alive

[zenith merlin]

guy with big rock attached to rebar doing an overhead attack is too difficult to dodge truly

[elder merlin]

I havent played psyker since the rework with auric

I cant do it anymore

[shell goblet]

the big rock attached to rebar doing an overhead attack knows where it is at all times. it knows this because it knows where it isn't. by subtracting where it is from where it isn't or where it isnt from where it is, whichever is greater,,

[shell goblet]

this is why i play low diff on psyker in soloq now tbh

i dont even have auric unlocked on my psyker yet since they redid mission terminal

[fierce cave]

Waltuhhhh

[opal prism]

There's nothing wrong with psyker. I did multiple games on mine in Auric last night with no issue. Imo Auric seems easier

[ocean widget]

psykers are glass

playing psyker is like hitting said glass hard against a brick wall

[somber stream]

I'd jump off a cliff too if i were a psyker

[ocean widget]

the enjoyment comes from the times where you somehow dont cut yourself

basically
psyker is shit to play

[thick fog]

Finally teasing the update

[thick coyote]

Ooh plasma gunner

It's a captain isn't it

[thick fog]

Wait Wolfer memories????

[thick coyote]

[somber stream]

There are cats in the blog
.
.
Felinids confirmed?!11!!

[thick fog]

6th seems to have invaded the mortis trials?

[ocean widget]

tfw they could've just tweeted the animals and announced the actual update on the forums

[thick fog]

No wait looks like a new mission of the snowy region

[ocean widget]

yeah looks like a mortis trials update

[somber stream]

Wait what

[ocean widget]

the font for "bound by duty"

[somber stream]

I don't see any ping

[thick fog]

Dude if we getting mortis map but not new mission i am gonna go fucking crazy

[ocean widget]

yup

no ping

there was a ping for the animals tho

[minor narwhal]

TEASERR

[inland mantle]

Nah just need FS to remove vet and im happy 🙂

[thick coyote]

Get bounded by duty'd lol

[thick fog]

Who ever it is with the red plasma though

[elder merlin]

I just suck

[thick coyote]

Too small to be a captain

Not adorned enough to be a captain

[somber stream]

A server wide ping for pet pics but fuck all for an actual game teaser

[thick fog]

New enemy type?
Maybe vox operator

But actually well designed

[minor narwhal]

it'd be hilarious if they dont ping for this LOL

[somber stream]

I mean

[minor narwhal]

only for pets

[somber stream]

They didn't

[minor narwhal]

i mean not yet

[ocean widget]

it'd match up for FS levels of incompetence if they dont ping for the update

[somber stream]

"We forgor"

[sleek lotus]

A new update?

[dreamy cliff]

It's Saturday evening, seems a weird time for an announcement

[sleek lotus]

I can't watch rn what's in it

[thick coyote]

Nothing

[dreamy cliff]

Maybe the tweet was scheduled wrong

[thick coyote]

And some plasma soldier

[ashen prairie]

ate an entire bag of m&ms

my stomach is destroying itself rg

[somber stream]

Heavy range

[round mica]

I just had some pepperoni pizza

[somber stream]

Oughta be interesting

Nice

[round mica]

Cold pizza from last night

[ashen prairie]

Fancy

[round mica]

Yeee

[ashen prairie]

What time is it for you Doot ?

[round mica]

V late 💀

[ashen prairie]

uh

[round mica]

Doots trying to sleep

[somber stream]

His brain is fried

[round mica]

Naw no way

[sleek lotus]

Plasmer goon

[zenith merlin]

PLASMA GUNNER YEAA

(it's literally gonna function identically to a shotgunner lol)

[somber stream]

I certainly hope there is more to this than just 1 new Mortis map and 1 new enemy

[sleek lotus]

I mean yeha

Can we get a melta?

[zenith merlin]

I'm hoping we can atleast get the promised vet weapon this patch

[somber stream]

Hellgun my beloved

[zenith merlin]

it has to be a hotshot or heavy stubber for vet

we've gone on too long without a backpack weapon thats been shown in his "sharp shooter" skill tree key art

[inland mantle]

Getting our hopes up with FS never a good thing 😔

[round mica]

Smh this actually does suck man

[somber stream]

Backpack weapon = no backpack slot = less cosmetic purchases = less $$$

[round mica]

I wish I never got my body used to drinking before bed 💀

Jfc

[zenith merlin]

I was hoping we'd actually get a map and not a mortis trial one

[inland mantle]

Well it is a map in a way for a dead game mode

[zenith merlin]

Mortis trial's experience really breaks if a ogryn gets that fucking box upgrade that makes it impossible to see

[inland mantle]

Just hope that doesnt mean more mortis penances

I really dont want to grind those out

[thick coyote]

Woe

Rng story upon ye

[inland mantle]

Indeed

[dapper trench]

Cool

another Sefoni Map

[gilded socket]

Liberator penetrator my beloved

Huge ass fucking bullpup rifle

[dapper trench]

Breaker spray and pray objectively better

[thick fog]

Good luck for the players who want the Mortis title that they keep adding more character memories

(I am the player)

[low hemlock]

u R U N T Z get hopes up from FatShark⁉️

tsk tsk tsk rookie mistake

[inland mantle]

Wonder if they'll cause another pickaxe bug that insta crashs people

[low hemlock]

I still remember the live reaction on Moringstar chat someone saying

“oh man I can’t wait for Arbites new cosmetics”

[inland mantle]

Rip lil bro

[lilac crag]

trials update?

[low hemlock]

Oh you will wait alright

[lilac crag]

fucking hell

[inland mantle]

Looks to be yes

Adding a new enemy it seems tho

[lilac crag]

I was going to be nice about their blog post of pets if the update was good

I'd kill for a new mission already

[remote jackal]

NEW UPDATE TEASER FINALLY

[low hemlock]

at this rate there shoud be:

New Overhaul to “Premium” Shop
New Weapons for Ogryn
New Maps
New Enemy

[remote jackal]

FATSHARK! GIVE US A NEW CLASS REWORK WITH THIS UPDATE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[small falcon]

Am I a masochist for thinking havoc is fun

[inland mantle]

Nah havoc is fun

Dont listen to the haters

[orchid skiff]

damn this tells us nothing

[low hemlock]

play havoc with Randoms w/ no comms

[inland mantle]

Indeed lose about 80% of my H40s that way

[lilac crag]

I'll take vet rework

I'll sell my bloody soul for it

[wicked pike]

There's another way to play havoc?

[inland mantle]

The impossible feat of getting friends or LFGing