general-chat

[lilac crag]

lay this fragger on a stone

[jaunty path]

Uh.

I don't think that at all means sexualized or whatever

[round mica]

It's actually a controversy I stg 💀

[ripe tangle]

wait

[round mica]

Look it up

[somber stream]

How is a women in their late 20s wearing skin tight leather controversal

[ripe tangle]

when the female Terminator first appeared you do see her ass briefly

[somber stream]

Are we talking about the same thing

[jaunty path]

Eh I haven't even watched the movie

[ripe tangle]

but like, it’s an ass, who cares?

[round mica]

She was great in Mortal Kombat Conquest

[somber stream]

Ass is ass

[fossil thorn]

do we know when the next special event is on?

[jaunty path]

ASS? IN MY ROBOT MOVIE?

I approve.

[round mica]

There's a scene where her breasts expand 💀

[somber stream]

Next week

[jaunty path]

🍳

[little marten]

The bit when he says he’ll be back to terminate that ass

[round mica]

I wish my ex had that feature

[jaunty path]

I need to eat food

[ashen prairie]

Emilia Clark ?

she was in the reboot

i think

[round mica]

I had rice with mushrooms n veggies

[somber stream]

I should play Detroit become human

[ashen prairie]

YES

[ripe tangle]

Kristanna Loken

[round mica]

No bro

[somber stream]

Twenty eight stab wounds

[ashen prairie]

she was in the reboot tho

don't bully me

[prisma cypress]

In the kitchen, wrist twistin' like it's stir-fry

[round mica]

Fck dark fate

[round mica]

Def gonna bully u

[ashen prairie]

[round mica]

Also terminator movies rating goes like 2 1 4 3, 5 n 6 don't exist

[little marten]

Please don’t talk about robots wearing skin suits it breaks the politics rule

[somber stream]

[round mica]

[somber stream]

What do you know that we don't Nurgle

[little marten]

Dunno but our protests start in 10 mins

The front row is all old people in high vis jackets lmao

[somber stream]

You're attending?

[little marten]

Lmao no

[somber stream]

I thought you're diving

[round mica]

So much protesting lately

[little marten]

I’ve got an action packed day of digital screens ahead of me

[round mica]

Who Evers making the signs is making a killing

[somber stream]

Took Lucia to dive earlier

I would not reccomend Hellmire

[round mica]

Ah you saw the hivelord

[somber stream]

The shit hole beacame worse

[little marten]

Did we win the triple gambit?

[somber stream]

Kinda

[round mica]

I genuinely went wtf when he showed up this morning

Scary ass worm

[little marten]

Hive lords on hellmire?

[round mica]

Yes

[somber stream]

Yeah how did that mf made its way to Hellmire

Oh wait right, it was in the gloom for some time

[round mica]

Ayo Eva Mendes was in Mortal Kombat Conquest wtf

They must *come from spores

[little marten]

Big spores

[round mica]

Makes no sense how a worm that size gets around

[little marten]

Maybe it jumped

[long sigil]

waiting big one

[round mica]

Jfc

[long sigil]

And my phone batery? ABout to die

3%💀

[somber stream]

Same logic how bugs in Starship trooper managed to sling a meteorite straight to earth

[little marten]

Pooped it into orbit

[somber stream]

Charge

[round mica]

We are so cooked 💀

I still haven't slew one yet

[somber stream]

Maybe once you have the proper toys

[lilac crag]

@rocky moat

[rocky moat]

what

[round mica]

I'm like level 30 now licht

[somber stream]

Emancipator, Eagle Strafing, Purifier, Ultimatum

[rocky moat]

yummy ice

[round mica]

Made some Progress on the difficulty too

[somber stream]

Wanna go hunt one later?

[round mica]

17% 🪫 here

Yeah I'm down I'm still at my buddies tho I got them playing halo 2 split screen

[round mica]

Senator bro 😁 always senator

They have never halod before

[somber stream]

Proper, maybe Nurgle will join later as well

@little marten Got yourself a lord yet?

[round mica]

🫡

It's so awesome how I can play w you guys and I'm in nz and you're in europe

Why doesn't fatshark have this

Same engine

Oh wait

Hd2 is a mainstream game

[somber stream]

It's not engine, it's the server

[round mica]

Ah

Dooty is dumb

[somber stream]

I tried to play Darktide with Harley in this server, they're aussie. The ping was insane

[round mica]

Yeah 💀

It's really bad in dt for some reason

When I would play w karien I'd have to dodge a few seconds before netters and what not

[somber stream]

wtf aren't you two neighbor?

[round mica]

I think also playing w garut aswell I was having to do this

Pretty much

What happened to garut

He not here anymo

[astral basin]

Level 48 diver
Im scrapping for medals for the two bonds i have 😭

[round mica]

I dont try farm sc

I just grab em when tbey there

Otherwise I'll go nuts

[astral basin]

Medals not sc. the stuff to buy from the bonds

[round mica]

Oooh

[astral basin]

Farming sc seems
Tedious
Id sooner drop oshaune for the funsies

[round mica]

I been doing higher difficultys get way more rescource

[fierce cave]

@round mica
ITS TIME

[round mica]

Also makes more difference on the map I pretty sure

I'm still at my freinds bro

[astral basin]

Tried loading up darktide
Ran zealot ofc
Got mobbed. Sprinted straight into a crusher pack wo realizing.
Led a daemon host on a chase across the map again 😭

[round mica]

Sah , spare a crumb of dt content please sah

Fatshark got us out here starving , maybe that means what's coming will be good?

[tired steeple]

Hello

[arctic escarp]

hope is the first step to happiness or something

[round mica]

I want to enjoy the game I'm ngl

They just keep pissing me off

It's fun as hell when it works 😭

It's actually really nice seeing my buddies enjoy halo

They keep getting lost lmao

[warm rivet]

HAII IM NEW ere oops caps sorry

[round mica]

Welcome

[jaunty path]

I'm tired

And sleep can't fix it

[round mica]

Eat some food

[jaunty path]

Going to

[round mica]

Then try

[jaunty path]

I want money.

[round mica]

You'll have some wild ass dreams

[jaunty path]

I can't remember dem

[dense slate]

doesnt matter if you remember them tbh, long as they're interesting in the moment

[round mica]

Same

But I don't want to work

[jaunty path]

I feel so uncertain about college

[round mica]

Yet I have to work

[jaunty path]

I feel uncertain about life in general

[round mica]

[jaunty path]

I feel very confused about everything

[round mica]

Ah same here

[jaunty path]

It hasn't been a week yet either

[round mica]

Life's confusing

People especially

[jaunty path]

Education....Education....Education...

[round mica]

It's really not that important

I didn't finish school and make around 35 a hour

That's very good

[jaunty path]

Yeah but

Like.

[round mica]

Manual labour yeah

[jaunty path]

It's not about the work you put in to get a degree

Its whether you have a degree

And honestly

[round mica]

I kinda have my own thing going but it's not really working anymore w the economy I'm loosing money lately

[jaunty path]

The unemployment rate between degree havers and non degree havers are similar.

[round mica]

Very true

[jaunty path]

But I think people with degrees earn more?

I don't know

My field is like. Dead.

[round mica]

I know people with certificates in psychology that can't find work

Yeah 100%

You will earn more just harder to get in the door

I also love being on the move and working outside

[jaunty path]

I also do not like sitting around and making nothing

I want to work.

[round mica]

For me boredom is worse than being busy

[jaunty path]

That is infact true

[round mica]

W that attitude you will find it

Trust

[jaunty path]

I think boredom can lead to brain fog

Or something like that

[round mica]

Wish any of my apprentices had this drive 😭

[jaunty path]

I think I feel anxious about my math class and how I haven't studied it.

It's only the first week

[blissful kiln]

are you a Sith Lord?

[jaunty path]

I...want to work.

[round mica]

They just want to do no work and moan

Nah tradie

Pretty much I guess lmao

[blissful kiln]

Darth Tradius

[jaunty path]

Dooty are you 45 by any chance

[round mica]

26

[jaunty path]

Brah

[round mica]

W the back of a 50 year old

[blissful kiln]

Darth Tradius the Young

[jaunty path]

Do

Stretching

You are not far from your 30s

[round mica]

I went into the trades at 16

Straight after leaving school

[jaunty path]

By that time you need to start taking care of ya body

[round mica]

Yeah 💀

[jaunty path]

Or well paying more attention to it

Doing nothing about it rn is gonna bite you in the ass hard later in life.

[round mica]

I jave physio booked and am gonna go get some xrays soon 💀

Might have to jump on acc

Tbh

[jaunty path]

Well you'll find out whether your spine is a staff or a noodle

[round mica]

(Worker comp for injuries)

[jaunty path]

You should wear a...what is it called

[round mica]

Nooooo

[jaunty path]

Something around ya to keep your back straight. Not a brace

[round mica]

I'd look like a boomer 😭

[jaunty path]

Its something heavy lifters wear

[round mica]

A corset?

Haha nah i know what you mean

[jaunty path]

Probably adjacent to that

[dense slate]

its like a cross between a corset and a belt, i cant remember the term either

[round mica]

There making exoskeleton ones iirc

[jaunty path]

Back brace

[round mica]

It's like a skeleton you attach to you

[jaunty path]

Yeah it's literally called a backbrace

Sorry dotty you're 50 now.

At 26.

[round mica]

I feel 50

[jaunty path]

It's over.

[round mica]

[dense slate]

so over

[jaunty path]

But yeah

[round mica]

Iv had a pretty hard life I can cope w a sore back

[jaunty path]

It is not far from being a corset

I can't lie

You can buy one on amazon but I would hunt for ones w good reviews

[round mica]

I will actually look into this

[jaunty path]

And do a lotta research

[round mica]

I'll just wear clothes over 💀

[jaunty path]

Someday you'll prefer lying on the floor

My parents are like that kinda

[round mica]

I allready do

[jaunty path]

Maybe look into proper lifting techniques

[round mica]

Iv slept on the floor and woken up w a better back than before

My bodys just fucked I got metal in my head , I threw my knee out and my ankles had so much damage it's not funny 💀

Iv fallen off scaffolding ,nail gunned my hand into the floor stood on nails, bruised my heels jumping off things I shouldn't have 💀

[jaunty path]

Dawg I don't think even a union would want you what the fuck

[round mica]

Also nearly burnt my eyes out welding 💀

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

Beilve it or not I am qualified

[jaunty path]

Are you a construction worker

[round mica]

Kinda

[jaunty path]

Or something like that

[round mica]

Mainly do painting

Honestly tho

I can kinda do everything not well but I know my stuff w handy work

[jaunty path]

Dude trade job guys always have these sorts of fuckin stories

Lord

[round mica]

Jack of all trades

Master of none

Shits so easy tho

[jaunty path]

It's like parents who've told all their kids that being a plumber is where the money is

[round mica]

Plumbers here are con artists 💀

[jaunty path]

While its true....a lot of the time I hear those guys develop severe vices

[round mica]

And sparkys

Yeah

[jaunty path]

Like drinking, chain smoking and other shit

[round mica]

I have a drinking problem

[jaunty path]

Gambling

Etc

[round mica]

I smoke but I don't gamble

[jaunty path]

Due to long hours most likely

[round mica]

Yeah literally

[jaunty path]

70 a week?

[round mica]

Your exhausted when you get home

[jaunty path]

Yeah you want to do literally nothing. My dads. The same

[round mica]

Oo no way I'm more around 40-50

[jaunty path]

50...eh

[round mica]

Iv never done over 50 hours

It's too much

[jaunty path]

Yeah while it seems to pay well

I don't want to do any more than 40 hours

[round mica]

It pays good cause I'm selling my health

Tbh

[jaunty path]

Shit always takes its toll on ppl

[round mica]

Doing shit others won't do

[jaunty path]

Are you in a union

[round mica]

No

[jaunty path]

I'd join one as soon as possible lol.

[round mica]

We don't really have em in nz

[jaunty path]

Aaaaaaa.....

[round mica]

And I'm actually covered pretty good

Oh wait we have a teachers union

There always on strike

[jaunty path]

Yeah just don't do anything further that your job can't be held responsible for

[round mica]

Oh

[jaunty path]

I could kill for some lime seltzer rn

[round mica]

Yeah nah I always take responsibility , my manager will tell me to Wait and I'll be like shell be right

She'll be right
If you hear this
It is infact not allright 💀

Or that's the way she goes

[jaunty path]

Dude I remember one time I was in tf2 causal and this guy was talking about not going to the hospital after getting a nail through his foot or something

And flexxing it for some reason??

[round mica]

(I did something stupid and this is all I can say)

[jaunty path]

[round mica]

I hope he got his shots

[jaunty path]

Dude I think he'll need his foot gone or something

[round mica]

I actually need to go get my shots again soon

[jaunty path]

Then something about how he tastes blood in his throat? Tradies are a different breed dude.

[coarse tree]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbqvc4iRomIHHdq7R-zOlbjAAYnSXKghHHYn1H35ZQlw&s

[jaunty path]

I speak English

Right now. I mainly see myself working retail

[round mica]

Half of us are unhappy the other half have personality issues

[jaunty path]

SEE

IT'S ALWAYS THIS

[round mica]

I sit in the car for a hour before going home

Just in silence

[jaunty path]

Makes sense

Not to demean ya though

[round mica]

Nah it's cool

[jaunty path]

Just seems scary as hell

[round mica]

I don't see it as that

Just 2 people talking about life

[white vale]

Hot shower equivalent for people who don't wanna pay water bills

[round mica]

My God I wish I could be a carefree kid again

[white vale]

Thug it out

[orchid skiff]

💅

[round mica]

I dont think I can keep thugging it out 💀

[orchid skiff]

Say it with me

It is what it is

[round mica]

I'm gonna crash the fuck out on someone one of these days

It is what it is,why is it, why does it have to be? who made it this way I'd like a long word w them 🤔

[little marten]

Why I oughtaa!!!! 👊

[round mica]

I tell you wh~at

[orchid skiff]

Idle hands are the devil's workshop

[round mica]

What's he got planned for production

[little marten]

Pop music

[round mica]

Bet it's catchy as hell

[jaunty path]

Vent to somebody ya can trust.

Do not know if therapy is an option for you

As in idk if you have the time and money to afford it

I vent, very often. takes the edge off sometimes.

[round mica]

Yeah you right, it's an option I should look at soon

[jaunty path]

And I don't even have a job lmao

[round mica]

How does 1 survive w no money?

[orchid skiff]

Onlyfans

[jaunty path]

Parents

[round mica]

Ahh

[jaunty path]

Disability benefits

etc

I dont got that unfortnately

[round mica]

My mum won't talk to me cause I'm gay

[jaunty path]

That's horrible I'm sorry about that.

[orchid skiff]

Damn your mum is nicolaus

Did she find out or you did tell her ?

[round mica]

I was kicked out at 15

Because of it

[jaunty path]

Sounds very rough.

[round mica]

Been a few years since we have spoke

But my grandma has been amazing so it's not all bad.

[fierce cave]

@round mica

It is

Time

To farm sc

Join me

You fat ass horse

[jade stump]

This spaghet is too cool, calling his democratic soldiers horses

Someone reheat it

[round mica]

Soon am still out

We got thru half of halo 2

Kinda wanna finish it

[blissful kiln]

is that even legal

wut

[round mica]

Idk

[formal mortar]

It is in some places

[arctic escarp]

you dont deserve to be treated like that

[pastel nova]

What happend to the arbites class? The reviews are mostly negative

[coarse tree]

Probably the bug in the update right before their summer break

[wooden creek]

FS took a while to fix it, and now people are complaining about the lack of cosmetics

[fierce cave]

"have to pay money waaaahhh"

[round mica]

Religious parents 😭

[pastel nova]

those arent most of the negatives

[round mica]

Not much ya can do

[fierce cave]

Lack of slop shop

[fiery wave]

Pay2Win, I guess.

And we know TW feels unfinished.

[pastel nova]

I mean for a dlc being one third of the price of the actual game is a bit iffy to me but it looks fun to play

[blissful kiln]

1. Paid class
2. Disgustingly OP for the standard difficulties.
3. Bugged (for a while)

[round mica]

It's probably because the lack of balance

[pastel nova]

oh im not buying this

[fiery wave]

And they totally put penance cosmetics on commadores.

[pastel nova]

was planning to

[round mica]

Arbite is strong as hell if your gonna buy it get him while he's super broke

It's fun to literally just ignore core mechanics only for a lil while tho

[pastel nova]

is there a chance for price to change?

[inland mantle]

I would just wait for the class to go on sale

[round mica]

I don't think so :/

[pastel nova]

ehh

[round mica]

Warhammer skulls it should be on sale actually

But we just had it

[blissful kiln]

it's only 12$

[pastel nova]

skulls?

[round mica]

I payed 30 for my one

[blissful kiln]

will probably go on sale at some point later, like the VT2 careers

[round mica]

Different country tho

[round mica]

A warhammer yearly event

[blissful kiln]

australian dollars aren't real

[pastel nova]

I'll stick with base game

the positives dont strike me as worth it

[round mica]

Skulls gave us the owlcat dlc , arbites dlc and there was some sm2 stuff and a few other games iirc?

[inland mantle]

Not missing much by not having it tbh still a very fun game with the base 4 classes

[round mica]

Everything was on special

day 89 of darktide players starving for something to do

[pastel nova]

real

space marine 2 is dry for me but darktide is a whole other level

[inland mantle]

4 major updates a year gotta love it

[round mica]

How about a lil game called hd2

[pastel nova]

literally what im doing rn

js grinding SC

[round mica]

👑 u dropped this boss

[pastel nova]

literally modded it to have darktide music

HD2 x Darktide..?

[pastel nova]

if fortnite x helldivers 2 actually happens ill go mad

[inland mantle]

Yea but money

[pastel nova]

true

[lilac crag]

they have a strict policy against collabs that dont make sense to exist in the helldivers universe

[inland mantle]

Good for them

Better than COD

[round mica]

I hope I don't see fortnite x HD 2

[jaunty path]

Don't Jinx it dawg.

[round mica]

[elder merlin]

[fiery wave]

You going all into being a femboy now, Lewdy?

[ocean widget]

wait until christmas

if it doesnt go on sale then wait until the next seasonal sale

[ocean widget]

its gonna happen

they've already put TBOI in fortnite

[orchid skiff]

I will never be

[round mica]

Review bomb it till it goes on sale

[fiery wave]

Sure... None of us believe you, you know.

[jaunty path]

I need to shower man.

I haven't bathed in 9 years

[round mica]

Baths feel weird

Like you just sit there

[nocturne bloom]

Nooooo dont... stay stinky

[round mica]

[little marten]

DONT SHOWER

[round mica]

Just because of everyone saying this I'd do it 💀 and scrub well

[blissful kiln]

don't send me your credit card details

[ocean widget]

dont send vet your credit card details

[little marten]

DONT SCRUB

embrace your natural state

[round mica]

Don't send vet?

Whos vet

And why's he got my card details

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/man-you-stupid-doughboy-boyz-n-the-hood-idiot-youre-so-dumb-gif-21698758

[round mica]

Oooh

Oh no please don't spend my money

[little marten]

Raah my man’s not turned on his 4 brain cells today

[round mica]

I'm saving

To buy a house

[round mica]

4s very generous

[shy sandal]

I saw weapons. There was a singular weapon in the movie

Wait, actually, two weapons

[sweet trail]

The Magos Biologis of NASA have discovered evidence of FILTHY XENOS on HOLY MARS ITSELF!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iWuFBZw9Olk&pp=ygUPSGFuayBncmVlbiBsaWZl!!!

[orchid skiff]

The crime is their foul existence. The sentence is DEATH.

[sweet trail]

BEGIN THE CRUSADE

[elder merlin]

You like that one guy who died right after taking his first shower in 20 years or whatever?

[blissful kiln]

they make these "discoveries" every year

they also "cure" cancer every year

[round mica]

Last year it was the ufos

[sweet trail]

That wasn't NASA

[round mica]

That was the us army wasn't it

[sweet trail]

No they don't???

[round mica]

Same same if you ask me

[blissful kiln]

I see these news every fucking year

"we discovered signs of alien life on planet X"

like clockwork

[sweet trail]

That was some random fucknugget talking out of his ass, not anyone official

[round mica]

They "released" the footage in court?

It was a massive thing

It's all fake obviously

But

[blissful kiln]

always bet on nothing

[round mica]

Yeah

It's just to keep us going wow

And not looking to deep

[orchid skiff]

the fuck is a fucknugget

never invite me to eat at your place

[ocean widget]

given the nugget term i think anyone with a few cells can put it together

[round mica]

Conspiracy theory always turn out true too 💀

[sweet trail]

No they didn't, it was some random guy, it wasn't anyone actually important. This is different because like 30 scientists spent a YEAR TRYING to prove it WASN'T life (null hypothesis) AND THEY COULDN'T!!!

[round mica]

Not all but

[sweet trail]

https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-says-mars-rover-discovered-potential-biosignature-last-year/

[orchid skiff]

I like how heated the chat is about science

this has potential for drama

[sweet trail]

It is looking quite likely that there was life on mars in the past, microbial life, but still life!!!

[blissful kiln]

american scientists make up bullshit all the time

[orchid skiff]

please start throwing slurs

[round mica]

You're thinking of something else I think boss

[sweet trail]

Just means an idiot. It was some guy talking for attention, not an actual government employee

[round mica]

I have seen the pictures of them in court

[orchid skiff]

so i can eat at your place ?

[pastel nova]

what the fuq is happening

[blissful kiln]

reject

[sweet trail]

Nice bait

[blissful kiln]

no bait

[round mica]

The pentagon released the footage

[sweet trail]

No they didn't

[blissful kiln]

americans make up shit and then bomb countries for their oil

[sweet trail]

Whatever it doesn't matter

[blissful kiln]

and you can't believe they can't make up shit about aliens?

[orchid skiff]

oh we're back to us politics

[round mica]

Bro 💀

[orchid skiff]

damn.

[round mica]

This did happen 💀

[blissful kiln]

I said before - I see this news every damn year

[pastel nova]

i mean governmetns can lie whenever the fuck they want

[blissful kiln]

aliens this, cancer cured, blah blah blah

[sweet trail]

Dude what are you talking about. These are actual scientists

[blissful kiln]

it's all nothing

[sweet trail]

Why would they lie about this

[blissful kiln]

scientists are people

[pastel nova]

im not taking a side

[round mica]

They would lie about everything if they could

[blissful kiln]

how naive can one be

[pastel nova]

im js saying whenever they lie people either give two shits or dont

i do believe aliens exist cause its simply not possible that ONLY WE exist in this vast galaxy

[blissful kiln]

I guarantee you

this will not be news in 2 weeks

probably less

[sweet trail]

What would they stand to gain from lying about little amoebas 3 billion years ago on mars? Genuinely

[blissful kiln]

screenshot this

and remember in 2 weeks when nobody is talking about it anymore

[little marten]

Because of the files Marie

[blissful kiln]

because it's bullshit

[little marten]

It’s all about the files

[somber stream]

Earth isn't the only planet in this universe you know, it's only a matter of time until we discover other lifeform

[pastel nova]

is this the life on mars shit

[pastel nova]

The numbers mason..

[sweet trail]

???? Yes????

[round mica]

The same thing happened w rhe ufo videos shown by the US Air force

[civic otter]

Then we will find them, and extinguish their race

[pastel nova]

im not tryna annoy you homie i was just confused

[round mica]

A week later no one cared

[pastel nova]

we arent even united ourselves

[sweet trail]

WHAT FOOTAGE

[blissful kiln]

yeah, I'll believe it when I see more than "scientists discovered a molecule that reminds them of water"

[somber stream]

Bruh

What are you expecting?

[sweet trail]

Of the "UFO" that was just a fucking plane that got shot down????

[somber stream]

E.T to come over and finger you in the ass?

[blissful kiln]

life

[pastel nova]

debate dumb as rocks

😭

[civic otter]

I hate aliens

[round mica]

One sec

[pastel nova]

that footage was fuckin hilarious

[sweet trail]

You do know mars is literally a barren rock right

[blissful kiln]

no, I'm not Lamia

[somber stream]

I wouldn't know

[pastel nova]

are you one of those guys who say the stars are our birthright

[sweet trail]

Aliens n humans should be friends

[inner raven]

Anyways I bought legos

[pastel nova]

democracy at its finest

[round mica]

https://youtu.be/RjpAG8QO8Z8?si=J7WnXpzhuR4sdttb

[pastel nova]

what kind

is it batman

[blissful kiln]

if the aliens are sexy, we can be friends

[round mica]

They testified in court 💀

[pastel nova]

aw hell nah

[somber stream]

This i agree

[orchid skiff]

truth nuke

[inner raven]

Stah Wuz

[blissful kiln]

when NASA shows me alien bazoingas - I'll believe

[somber stream]

Space cat girls

[sweet trail]

Its not that, its "scientist find signs on a rock that they don't know how it could've happened if it wasn't life"

[round mica]

Thus is not made up im not tricking you

[pastel nova]

star destroyer?

[civic otter]

They will belong to our god soon

[inner raven]

Nah, 327th star corps battle pack

[pastel nova]

what god

[blissful kiln]

Yes, I know, because this is "discovered" every single year

[civic otter]

God Emperor, what else

[pastel nova]

get the fuck outta here 😭 🙏

[blissful kiln]

they find something extremely minor and unimportant they can't explain yet, so it must be ALIENS

[pastel nova]

we live in the dark age

[blissful kiln]

👽

[round mica]

Did you see the link?

[sweet trail]

Is this the footage? Of some former navy guy saying stuff? That's not the same as nasa doing a detailed study you know that right?

[inner raven]

It is a distraction from something bigger

[round mica]

Why would they film court

[pastel nova]

they are making astartes?!

[orchid skiff]

everyone calm down and kiss each other

[round mica]

There's photos of them in court tho

[inner raven]

Of astartes?

[pastel nova]

we dont deserve the stars if we kill someone based on their beliefs js saying

[pastel nova]

is a guy in brown robes in it per chance..

[round mica]

Not navy again im assuming your thinking of something else

[orchid skiff]

tf is bro yappin about

[round mica]

It was airforce

[pastel nova]

im changing the topic slowly...

[arctic escarp]

eeeh we cant even leave our own solar system yet

[pastel nova]

this debate is pretty ahh

[somber stream]

I'm afraid it's another case of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

[sweet trail]

That is not what they were saying, theyre saying that its very possible it could be life because they can't find another explanation yet. It COULD be something other than life, but they don't have that yet.

"Science is not the truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn’t lie to you. It learned more."

[pastel nova]

lets debate if the emperor can be a 6,1 latina

[inner raven]

Enjoy space aids

[round mica]

I agree

Keep everyone busy

[orchid skiff]

the emperor is actually a japanese idol

[pastel nova]

space STDs

[pastel nova]

hes actually hatsune miku

[sweet trail]

I didnt see them

[somber stream]

Since when did the universe wait on us to continue its development

[pastel nova]

real

[sweet trail]

Bigger aliens???

[blissful kiln]

I KNOW

[inner raven]

Or we could just launch more manhole covers into space to take out planets

[arctic escarp]

well space is expanding xd

[pastel nova]

what if we're an undiscovered agri world chat

[blissful kiln]

I keep telling you, I see this news EVERY YEAR

[civic otter]

Bring a bigger sword for the bigger alien

[blissful kiln]

it's EXACTLY THE SAME every year

[arctic escarp]

the longer we wait until we finally became a space faring species

[somber stream]

Not saying it's related, but Orange man dying

[blissful kiln]

it's just there to make a headline

the scientists probably don't even want it to be news

[arctic escarp]

the bigger the gap between us and a potential alien life thats also equally intelligent

[blissful kiln]

but NASA needs funding

[round mica]

It's literally on the thumbnail? It really doesn't matter anyway it's not real but just shows how slick they think they are

[inner raven]

We need to focus on fixing earth before we move on to other planets

[sweet trail]

I don't know what to tell you then man. Theres clearly nothing i can say to convince you

[pastel nova]

ong a man just got shot for his beliefs and we talking bout other planets?

[blissful kiln]

yes, there isn't, because it's a nothingburger

you'll see in 2 weeks

[inner raven]

No I mean the environment

[sweet trail]

1. That's not nasa 2. THATS NOT THE GOVERNMENT!!! ITS SOME RANDOM GUYYYYYYY

[pastel nova]

that too

[inner raven]

Can’t rule the stars if we keep polluting every planet we touch

[round mica]

Omg.

[sweet trail]

Idgaf abt charlie kirk aliens is way bigger news

[orchid skiff]

people get shot for their beliefs every day
that's why guns were invented yes

[little marten]

There’s no aliens sorry

[blissful kiln]

also, i'm not exactly trustworthy of an agency that hired former nazi scientists en masse

[pastel nova]

man who gives a fuck bout aliens

they aint bothering us

[round mica]

I'm convinced you haven't even opened the video or your just trying to bait

[pastel nova]

whats the purpose of this debate

[arctic escarp]

tbf that goes for both US and Soviets

[inner raven]

I’ve already moved on. I didn’t really like the guy so why should I let him live on in my head

[round mica]

I'm looking at rhe pictures of them in court testifying rn 💀

[blissful kiln]

I think the mexican alien was real

the evidence was convincing

[sweet trail]

"People in the past do bad thing therefor the credibility of their organisation is forever stained"

[somber stream]

Can confirm, i'm the Alien

[inner raven]

Is the alien saying he wants to phone home?

[orchid skiff]

you're hiding them under your floorboards, aren't you ?

[blissful kiln]

yeah, sorry, I'm not trusting nazis, i'm flawed that way

[sweet trail]

LITERALLY EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU APPARENTLY

[round mica]

He wants away from this madness

[civic otter]

Treachery always comes from those close to you

[little marten]

-> Engineer farted while building the mars rover
-> farticles trapped in the metalwork
-> mars rover lands on planet
-> mars rover hits rock and comes slightly loose at seams
-> farticles escape
-> fast forward 15 years

“Omg we found ancient alien samplessss”

[pastel nova]

[orchid skiff]

bro is mentally stuck on kirk for some reason

[blissful kiln]

big true

[inner raven]

Well he’s stuck here with us now.

[pastel nova]

im just rage baiting at this point

[sweet trail]

I guarantee you none of the people who worked on this were nazis

[blissful kiln]

anyway

the world ended in 2012

[round mica]

Sucker

[blissful kiln]

this server is purgatory

[little marten]

I did nazi that coming

[pastel nova]

aliens samples = helldiver samples

🔥 ?!

[somber stream]

Tyrant, move on. You're being b8t'ed m8

[little marten]

Oops

[blissful kiln]

ok, probably not

but still

[arctic escarp]

wth the context again 💀

[blissful kiln]

my previous points stand

[inner raven]

What are we talking about, Operation Paperclip?

[pastel nova]

he cnat resist the cheese despite the trap

[orchid skiff]

this is why you need to listen

[blissful kiln]

and I'm not baiting anyone

[pastel nova]

woah bro im straight

buy me dinner first

[sweet trail]

I watched the video i literally did not see any photos

[blissful kiln]

i'm not a master baiter

[round mica]

Now where on nazis 💀 feels Like history Channel after midnight

[sweet trail]

Did i click on the wrong video???

[civic otter]

Killing aliens in his name of course!

[somber stream]

Bruh

[orchid skiff]

if you're straight then you won't feel anything kissing men it's fine

[pastel nova]

one shitshow to the next

[blissful kiln]

the nazis built the pyramids

[pastel nova]

testing the waters ahh motherfucker 😭 🙏

[inner raven]

Goddammit I was about to say you seem like a master of baiting

[arctic escarp]

what if we kiss rn

[orchid skiff]

ok but i'm straight

[pastel nova]

remove that if

theres no if in this situation

[arctic escarp]

ok but

what if we kiss

HUH

[pastel nova]

why do the straightest men act the gayest

[arctic escarp]

!!

honey I swing both

[sweet trail]

I was beginning to suspect as much but i probably should've realised sooner. I don't like it when ppl disrespect science is all ._.

[pastel nova]

i dont swing both

[orchid skiff]

scientists can find aliens but still can't answer that

[little marten]

Imagine not being able to spot ragebait in 2025 hahaha

[pastel nova]

real shit

[blissful kiln]

science has been wrong many many times in history

[little marten]

Back to school kiddo

[blissful kiln]

scientists are people

[pastel nova]

scientists should focus on making our dreams multiplayer fr fr

[sweet trail]

Your mother should've swallowed you /lh

[inner raven]

Goldfish are fish. We can play this game all day. But not literally, since I have work in a few hours

[jaunty path]

I believe 40k intends to teach us that the more people die. The more good there is

[pastel nova]

i mean its fucking true

[blissful kiln]

50 years ago your scientists would say that being gay is an illness, now they don't

[little marten]

Science is a scam

[jaunty path]

Imperium kills more people. More good happens.

[pastel nova]

real

[jaunty path]

Yeah they need to make up their mind

[inner raven]

I mean, the environment did benefit from Lockdown

[blissful kiln]

yo momma so fat

[somber stream]

I do believe in extraterrestrial lifeform, given how vast the universe is. However I must agree such science "news" present itself once or twice a year without many evidence to back it up. Mostly it's "We think" or "It's a very high chance that.."

[jaunty path]

True. Kill everyone.

[pastel nova]

they associated aids i think to being gay?

[blissful kiln]

among other things

[jaunty path]

Yeah they did

[inner raven]

Less people out and about = more time for nature to heal.

[fossil thorn]

every demographic in history has been wrong throughout history, part of gaining knowledge is making mistakes, iterating, learning more and sometimes you find something even in an avenue that turns out wrong

[orchid skiff]

it was a misunderstanding they were saying gay people need aid

[blissful kiln]

it's just an example to say "trust the science" is a non-argument

[inner raven]

I watched a whole documentary on it.

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone

[arctic escarp]

tbf science can be wrong sometimes

[pastel nova]

like saying sciencists were never wrong is the dumbest shit ever

[arctic escarp]

I mean phrenology exist before 💀

[little marten]

Darktide general turning into the cosmic council again

[somber stream]

Nice

[blissful kiln]

yeah

[inner raven]

Isn’t this the average day for the 40k community?

[orchid skiff]

you're just saying that because you have the skull of a rock carrier

[pastel nova]

now lets debate tomboys or femboys 🔥

[somber stream]

You think i've been sticking around for Darktide?

[little marten]

😼

[round mica]

The chances are there's a planet Some where w the same conditions we have here are very likely , haven't we found a planet w the same conditions as earth

[arctic escarp]

both is good

[little marten]

You’re here for the same reason as me

[pastel nova]

you can only have one

[little marten]

Cute guys

[jaunty path]

I want a clown based chaos god

[sweet trail]

Science doesn't work in "omg it finally happened" science is a steady hesitant crawl towards a conclusion. If it feels anticlimactic to you then that's science. Science is slow because science always wants to be sure

[sweet trail]

Not a chaos god but chegorach?

[pastel nova]

isnt that a eldar god

[jaunty path]

1 million clone clowns

[little marten]

Science is just ugly people in white coats renaming things

[warm jay]

"Several people are typing" in Darktide General is never a good sign

[civic otter]

It's more darktide tbh. 40k servers, at least ones i'm on are mostly just lore discussions and tabletop

[blissful kiln]

ok, I've HAD it with the comparisons
TOMBOYS ARE NOT EQUAL TO FEMBOYS
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES
GUHHH

[round mica]

The planet has to fit the criteria perfectly like earth does

[pastel nova]

ONE ACTS AS A MAN ONE ACTS AS A WOMAN

THEY ARE THE SAME SHIT

[arctic escarp]

but I like the latter more

[orchid skiff]

elaborate

[sweet trail]

Science is just people in ugly white coats railing your mother

[jaunty path]

Is it possible to suffocate a space marine

[blissful kiln]

NO

[pastel nova]

YES

[fossil thorn]

and generally scientists are one of the most accountable demographics, because if their research is bogus or looking into things that has been disproven over and over eventually they get their funding cut. Science is a slow iterative process, trust the method and trust in the totality of scientific publications. I think it's necessary otherwise we jump off an epistemic cliff

[arctic escarp]

ok give me the femboy

i feel gay today

[little marten]

That wouldn’t be very smart of them

[round mica]

Tomboys don't avt like men

[orchid skiff]

i choked one with my thighs just yesterday

[inner raven]

We need a 40k character whose whole thing is that they like to cause minor bit infuriating inconveniences to other factions

[pastel nova]

They be like men

[jaunty path]

Rewdy you're not a clown sorry to break it to you

[arctic escarp]

not necessarily

[round mica]

Ehhh

[pastel nova]

masculine attributes

[mint gate]

Not 40k, but sounds likes Changeling

[pastel nova]

found the word

[little marten]

Rewdy with those sandbag thighs

[arctic escarp]

like it depends on each individual

[pastel nova]

depends my ass i just want my head crushed

[jaunty path]

Tomboys are women with a "boy-ish" personality.

[civic otter]

Trying to work with any space wolf ever

[arctic escarp]

generalization of an entire group isnt the end all be all

[mint gate]

Actually Changeling is 40k

[round mica]

Yeah what missus said

[pastel nova]

tomboys are girls you can introduce to the boys and hang with

[civic otter]

Yes

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone

[orchid skiff]

there's like 5 conversations going on at once now

[pastel nova]

tomboys are superior

[arctic escarp]

valid haha

[orchid skiff]

this chat is either like crack
or dead as fuck

[little marten]

Tomboy seems a bit outdated in this beautiful multi-gendered society

[round mica]

True dat

[somber stream]

If you're talking dark matter or FTL tech then sure i'll agree, such thing don't just pop up out of nowhere. However it's alien life form we're talking, it's either a Yes, it's there or No, nothing here.

Hovering over "Maybe?" once or twice a year without any major evidence tend to piss people off

[pastel nova]

im not calling someone ei/xim/xem

[jaunty path]

I was told that Clown girls made of clay and putty are attacking the imperium

[sweet trail]

I hope u guys find more healthy hobbies than rage baiting for literally no reason.

[mint gate]

This society is struggling to accept a third gender, we are not that far along yet lmao

[little marten]

What if they’re Chinese

[pastel nova]

i respect your sexuality but that shit is stupid

[jaunty path]

I'm gonna call you :)

[arctic escarp]

when society,,

[round mica]

If someone wants to be called that I'll respect their wish

[pastel nova]

IM UNDERAGE..

[jaunty path]

Bruh

[mint gate]

We live in a society

[mint gate]

GROOMER

[jaunty path]

Nevermind

[pastel nova]

GROOMER

[jaunty path]

Anyway

[orchid skiff]

GROOMER

[jaunty path]

Kill everyone

[blissful kiln]

GOONER

[mint gate]

Groomer alert

[low hemlock]

[orchid skiff]

[jaunty path]

I'm getting terminal brain damage

What was I going to say

[pastel nova]

[mint gate]

You’re boutta get a terminal jail sentence

[pastel nova]

that your going to jail

[orchid skiff]

if aquila was here he'd put this chat on slow mode

[jaunty path]

Can I just be a servitor

[pastel nova]

👮

[orchid skiff]

1984

[arctic escarp]

call me a trampoline the way I be swinging both genders

[mint gate]

Skill issue

[jaunty path]

Can someone remind me what I...oh yeah

[low hemlock]

bruh what u doing here, this iz GROWN UP land,

Go play Fortnite, You’ll miss out on the new BattlePass‼️

[sweet trail]

While the answer is ultimately either a yes or a no, we aren't at that point yet so there is still room for speculation. We find more evidence until the consensus is either one way or another, but rn it's leaning that there probably was

[pastel nova]

I grew up on warhammer

and gundam

[orchid skiff]

i'm crying there is 1 guy talking science while everyone else is shitposting

[pastel nova]

my dads a classic man

[orchid skiff]

our brainrot didn't afflict him fully yet

[inner raven]

Nobody is too young to fight heretics in the name of the Emperor

[round mica]

Call me a trampoline since I jump to conclusions so fast

[pastel nova]

hes 1 guy versus an army

[arctic escarp]

i was gonna say

[low hemlock]

Okie fair argument, u pass the test

welcome to the Grown Ups Table

[jaunty path]

I feel almost no one is truly using those pronouns so its a non issue tbh.

The weirdest you'll find is someone requesting to be called "It/It's" which isn't that big.

[low hemlock]

[pastel nova]

what the fuck it/its is real??

[arctic escarp]

by the time we became a space faring species, space would've expanded so much that the gap between alien life would be bigger than it is now

[jaunty path]

Yes.

[blissful kiln]

BREAKING: Indian Space Agency have discovered definitive sights of FEMBOY lifeforms on Uranus!

[round mica]

It's easier to just acknowledge someone how they like to be acknowledged

[civic otter]

Indeed! Violent zealotry is best rooted at a young age.

[pastel nova]

"IT wants water"

[round mica]

Then move on w your day

[sweet trail]

YAAAY

[pastel nova]

😭

[jaunty path]

Yeah. It's not that crazy.

[mint gate]

We live in a society

[pastel nova]

i cant tell if your shitting me or not

[round mica]

It's not

[pastel nova]

i respect people of multipeople sexuality

[arctic escarp]

do not shit on people

[pastel nova]

but this is hilarious

[sweet trail]

Then we will go EVEN FASTER

[arctic escarp]

thas disgusting man

[pastel nova]

amber heard begs to differ

[round mica]

That's kinda hateful

[jaunty path]

I am not shitting you. If I was would I'd make it more obvious

[pastel nova]

god i miss that court case

that was the most amusing thing ive ever watched

[mint gate]

God I miss Roe V Wade

[civic otter]

God.

[low hemlock]

Elite Ball Knowledge

[somber stream]

We need a moon base

[sweet trail]

I miss darktide

[arctic escarp]

current evidence says FTL is impossible haha

[round mica]

Chats interesting tn 💀

Jfc 💀

[mint gate]

We need to feed starving people

[jaunty path]

I ate a dog

[round mica]

Where's the parents

[pastel nova]

whats a good successor chapter in yalls opinion

[round mica]

MODS

[pastel nova]

personally retributors

[somber stream]

Nah it's 2025. What is humanity doing without a Moon base already

[jaunty path]

We need to increase world hunger

[round mica]

I like lamenters

[orchid skiff]

what can i do for you?

[sweet trail]

The indomitable human spirit can solve sny problems especially if the problem is no alien pussy

[pastel nova]

so you got shit luck huh

[arctic escarp]

object with mass cant go any faster than lightspeed

[blissful kiln]

redditors?

[mint gate]

We need rights lmao

[pastel nova]

what

[civic otter]

Overhyped imo, Angels Encarmine are a pretty good one

[mint gate]

Reddit moment

[sweet trail]

We are very special :3

[pastel nova]

RETRIBUTORS are overhyped??

[pastel nova]

Ive never seen anybody else like them

[ashen prairie]

i hate coming back from work when it's raining

[pastel nova]

I js like their minimalistic style

[arctic escarp]

its more accurate to say no resources xd

[jaunty path]

I like the retributors

[sweet trail]

Space marines are overhyped

[mint gate]

GSC underhyped

[fading otter]

A Us Army Secretary slipped up during an interview and accidentally said they have a soldier “stationed on the moon” so maybe that shit already exists

[jaunty path]

God needs to piss too

[arctic escarp]

object with mass cant go any faster than lightspeed

[pastel nova]

retributors or minotaurs since im a sucker for mythology

[ashen prairie]

[blissful kiln]

yeah, Stalker 2 was kinda mid

[pastel nova]

minotaur power armor is so cool to me

[ashen prairie]

agree

[mint gate]

Agree

[low hemlock]

That goes to the Kreigsman

[sweet trail]

Sorry, LOYALIST sm are overhyped

[somber stream]

No way, Chinese and Russian would've gone apeshit crazy over it if it's real

[pastel nova]

shit was laggy to me so i refundedd

[orchid skiff]

my grandma used to say god is crying
stupidest shit i'd ever heard as a kid

[civic otter]

The entire new flood of people in 40k, alongside with chapters like the templars (sadly). The streamlining of 40k through social media and M41 primaris era has brought this about

[sweet trail]

I love heretic 'startes

[mint gate]

They probably have em too

[pastel nova]

go back to aliens

[pastel nova]

which templars

[somber stream]

Space force!

[sweet trail]

I love heretic startes

[arctic escarp]

helldivers 2 overhyped

helldivers 2 overhyped

[ashen prairie]

[pastel nova]

black templars, silver templars

[civic otter]

The obvious one

[sweet trail]

Okay true

[pastel nova]

black templars are good

[jaunty path]

Fuck

[blissful kiln]

Zorblox Prime is overhyped

[pastel nova]

i like their religious aspect

[sweet trail]

No but the best army are necrons and tyranids

[mint gate]

Glorpians overhyped

[sweet trail]

*IN MY OPINION

[ashen prairie]

T'AU are nice too

[round mica]

Y u make Jesus cry for 😭

[sweet trail]

I love twu

[somber stream]

So nothing sketchy happened at the end of Alien 2 huh

[jaunty path]

I dislike religion but I like when its very thoroughly portrayed at its fullest

[mint gate]

Chat, they have an opinion, silence them immediately

[sweet trail]

Tau are cute

[orchid skiff]

i stole a playblock from school

[civic otter]

Yeh, yer telling me... jokes aside, my 2 armies are BT and DA. I like them both for their knightly aesthetic, templars for their zealotry and pride in dutt, and dark angels for their overall lore

[sweet trail]

NOOOOO

[pastel nova]

But my favourite factions

def cadians

love my green boys

[sweet trail]

cAAADIAAA

[mint gate]

Immediately fired

[civic otter]

Cadians have gotten a tad too popular nowadays but yeah

[sweet trail]

out of a cannon

[civic otter]

Cadian 8th is all you goddamn see

[jaunty path]

Cadians are like the default guardsmen right?

[low hemlock]

@lethal socket

Thus guy will agree to that statement‼️

[pastel nova]

cadians or krieg

[arctic escarp]

fictional religions are cool when in universe its an actual belief

[pastel nova]

i love their designs based off actual armies

[arctic escarp]

and not something thats used by the writers as a mouthpiece as to why this religion bad

[jaunty path]

Irl religion exhausts me

[mint gate]

What does that mean

[pastel nova]

I believe in God

[arctic escarp]

it takes away from the immersion of the story theyset out to create

[pastel nova]

But i believe in logic more

[molten matrix]

Netflixvania

[arctic escarp]

is why I like 40K

they perfectly illustrate how different each individual or group interprets the main religion

[civic otter]

40k's religious dogma is peak

[pastel nova]

yeah

[arctic escarp]

and we are merely observants to its religiousity

[jaunty path]

I lived around it for a lot of my life and I have come to loath it tbh.

[molten matrix]

Black templars vs white scars