#general-chat
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skissue
that's not the best way to look at it. it's specific kinds of them, but they're the majority of white americans
White people be either like "salt is spicy" or "I will eat this ghost pepper and just sweat a little bit".
the red and yellow ones are also really good
So true!
Same, but i used to live with a Thai girlfriend. She had to make it mild for me, because the real thing was mighty. (I can handle spice now though)
Ghost peppers are tasty
I was apparently born into the latter category.
True, and there’s no in between
This is true and what @agile raven is also true
They're pretty nice.
I am the second one.
like white people are inconsistent. on one hand you have the northern part of europe which makes potato salad and jellied eels, then the southern part which is known for its insanely reputable culinary prowess
white people are known to be a hivemind, like the tyranids
I remember a HS teacher at chili day saying "I will give $5 to whoever eats this habanero" and I picked it up and said I'd have done it for free before eating the whole thing, seeds and all minus the stem because I'm only a psychopath, not an idiot.
This will sound odd, but my spice tolerence went up dramatically just from watching Hot Ones often. Although I haven’t tried anything over 100k scoville
gus johnson subway stems video
Pumpkin spice latte
visual learner
wait, what if there’s a demographic of people out there who can all secretly read minds and are all linked to eachother, but people outside that demographic don’t know.
If some place has something spicy, I go for it.
I don't like the taste of habaneros
Taste good, nothing wrong with it
when sweet potato spice latte
it's like how lorde did that hot wings challenge without displaying any emotion
Tbh as I've aged they've just kind of been bitter alongside most peppers.
I hate coffee (not mormon cant stand the earthy tones)
Randy Marsh?
I like them in a sauce far more than alone.
my favourite hot ones has to be idris elba. dude sounded like he was getting fucking poisoned 😭
Idk
Im from utah and i hate it here
I'm from Utah and I like it here
I don't follow
I'm from Utah and I say kill 'em all 🐛
in South Park, Lorde was really just Randy Marsh in disguise
OH right
I'M GONNA BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA THEM
Dropping soon, wanna join?
the joke is that Randy is a middle aged man with a mustache XD
and noone seemed to notice
god I haven't watched south park in like a decade
I'm not playing HD2 🥀
Lorde (the musician) is relatives with one of the people who work on South Park and as a gag they made a episode where the dad (randy marsh) was secretly lorde by using lots of voice filters
I haven't watch a single episode of that show
His “can you fight?” line was iconic
i'm reinstalling bc my little brother prefers helldivers to darktide. i have never been more disappointed
You’re not missing much tbh
your brother is kinda based, ngl
wait
i misread
anti-based
This is the way
🥀
my disappointment is immeasurable
and my day is ruined
it's garbage 
South Park is just not funny anymore
ever since they started making seasons into story arcs
i remember dating an emo chick in high school who was like OBSESSED with south park
the hello kitty girls of my time if you will
Yea no south park has done damage to alternative media
@somber stream guten morgen 
Years ago, my buddy was handing out free samples of chili sauce in high school, other people who tried it were acting like they were burning alive, so I asked to try some and he gave me some and I was like "hmm, decent flavour, not sure why everyone else is reacting like like idiots, it's spicy, but not that bad". He then showed the bottle and it was ghost chili sauce 
Good morning
Incredible what drawing something out for over a decade does to the quality of a show.
Helldivers 2 later? @somber stream
f l a n d e r i s a t i o n .
Sure
AHEM the simpsons.. who said that?
My favorite party trick is just drinking Diabolo sauce from Del Taco.
Family Guy, American Dad...
they completely shifted focus from kids and their shenanigans to weird overarching plots and almost exclusively political commentary
I actually like american dad
Its gotten better
But also weirder
So yes and no
Thankfully Futurama ended properly so it stayed good.
I liked Futurama
Family guy is iffy because it was never good nor bad but it was never mid either
didn't they release a new season recently?
I'm ignoring it.
The Cleveland show is good ish but couldve been better
the first 3(?) seasons of Family Guy are genuinely amazing
I enjoy the machinima: red vs blue so maybe im uncultured
i am so grateful that king of the hill actually had a moment to f*cking breathe
Hi Spaghetti
hey guys remember big bang theory? yeah I wish I didn't either but now you all must suffer as I do
I need to actually watch KotH.
BAZINGA
Why must you make me suffer?
The new season is okay at best
I know something about a big bang
the emperor gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers
Hello
farts 
man I dont even know wtf that is
yeah but could you IMAGINE if they hadn't stopped for a few years?
ZIMBABWE
Yeah but why is he making me fight Tzeentch.
Oh im aware and am happy they did
I could say something but I won't.
I just wish they made a better new season
cause he believes you can change
What's changing is my will to live.
meanwhile we are agents of tzeentch in darktide we just don't know it
but yea big bang theory is like this dogshit sitcom that had jokes and tropes that were dated and overdone even for the time
Heresy, execute this mf.
Every brand new season of a old show is “the world changed so now we are going to make the characters all old and slightly bigoted but have them adjusted to the new world and they become very accepting” is becoming such a fucking drag to watch time after time again
I'm gonna say it.
FRIENDS isn't good.
Bazinga
the inquisition meddling in nurgle's tertium prophecy is clear indication of tzeentch influence. i mean cmon brahms wears blue and pink, her grandpa was talking bout sum "change"
I've never seen it, but I watched a clip of the supposed nerd characters in the show playing Warcraft without a mouse
Never was
I will agree
on laptops
I would much rather watch M.A.S.H. than FRIENDS.
Seinfeld was actually pretty good
The best sitcom I ever saw is Spaced
There's one funny scene in friends and it was Hugh Laurie's cameo where he just points out how shitty of a character one of them is i forgot which
MASH has a message
The whole main cast are all nerds of all sort things 
Scrubs
M.A.S.H. is an all time classic comedy.
M.A.S.H is so good.
aka doctor house
Seinfeld is good if you ignore jimmy seinfeld
it could probably still be good in 5 more decades
s a m e
focus entirely on kramer and it's good
Scrubs is fun, but it's too much about who is this or that character is going to fuck this episode
KRAMER MY GOATTTTTTTTTTTT
Brooklyn 99 is good
i liked married with children 🙂
X-Files
that's the one terry crews carries right?
like game of thrones
Or maybe i like cop drama because i grew up watching law amd order with ice T and NCIS with the goth forensics lady
Kinda
Yes
Shoutout to my father's company who actually got George's actor to do some stuff for a big conference week thing they were having.
Criminal Minds was also pretty good
when i was younger, for punishment we would be sent next door to grandmas house while everyone else went on outings. mainly it was sitting on the couch not allowed to do much at all, but watch what they watched. the goats watched twilight zone.
i hate game of thrones for being something that todd howard got inspiration from to ruin skyrim. i feel the same about lotr and oblivion but i also love lotr
Do you guys know of a British detective show called “midsommer nights?”
Old British bloke
oof
Detective barnaby
is it from the 2000s?
No like I actually got to watch and hear Jason Alexander say "I prefer schnauzers" before an employee's not-schnauzer trot onto the stage.
twilight zone was so interesting to be honest
Twilight Zone is cool
Want to say late 90s to 2000s
Doctor Who is cool
i'd never really watched anything that anxiety / what if inducing
Miss Marple is where it's at
The last show watched...
... was Cinderella Gray.
The Good Place is goated
I haven't watched a piece of regular television in over half a decade at minimum.
honestly also, even though its a kids show, watch bluey.
Hey guys we've got a millenial here!
Everyone bootstomping, or are some of you cretins living by the words “Geht Ghu-a”?
nah im genZ
MILLENIAL!
Last time i watched TV was about 15 years ago. TV here (Japan) is complete trash
IM 24
Ahah
i hate the concept of generations so fucking much. someone born in 1997 is NOT to be lumped in with someone born in 2010.
I really need to rewatch M.A.S.H. before Utah's ComicCon.
this is 100% valid and agreed with
Because two of the actors are coming to it.
That's scary
most generations were fine, but the jump in literally everything created such a chasm
tru
Genz is like. 96-08.
But even then. The zalphas still dont know what a vhs looks like
like these childhoods are completely fucking different. one doesn't even know a world prior to streaming services and internet, the other prolly still had a vhs player and box screen tv (i was born in 2001)
i get along so much better with people 2x my age than people 5 years younger than me
You know your old when m.a.s.h starts becoming appealing
hell, better than people my age
But I'm here for M.A.S.H.
its more nostalgia for me
nah that's just good taste
Also the guy who voiced Handsome Jack.
I watched hogan's heroes when I was a kid as well lmao
How ancient? I’m in my 40s and not a fan of it
Loved Hogan's Heroes.
Had a small box TV with a VHS already in it, that shit was awesome 😭
Chip and dale rescue rangers 😤
being an undiagnosed autistic child m.a.s.h. was like, peaceful time where everyone was quiet
Any McGiver fans?
No it goes to 2010
Blackadder?
Ew
blackadder was goated
would be amazing, but completely ruined by laugh tracks
dr. house and mr. bean go to ww1. it's peak
Monty python vibes
canned laughter was sadly a thing of the times tho, more shows had it than didn't
MR BEAN
yes which is why Spaced is my favorite old sitcom
Men men men men menly men men men
speaking of y'all excited for gallipolli the game? yk, the 4th ww1 series game after isonzo, tannenberg and verdun
because it doesn't have a laugh track
And it's a recounting of his family tree thru the ages
oh god two and a half men I'd completely memory holed
we are men. manly men
i need more men 😤
charlie sheen's wild ride
The whole time he serves a rich idiot (house) and is surrounded by fools (baldrick)
we are men. manly men
Meeeeeen
always look on the liiight side of life
That bit where they go to get the holy grail
dude same. I actually completely forgot about it until it was just for some reason playing in my living room tv
Is what I imagine the seige of terra
That French guy on the wall mocking them is dorn
sad i forgot gifs dont work
i love the monty python one with the grim reaper just shit talking americans and british people
I love twins, Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger work so well together
opposites attract
maybe one day if we behave
too busy gooning
Danny devito is awesome
god dammit
its been 0 days since last incident 😔
When i was a boy i was named after Arnold’s character
smash
I was named James for James Cameron
I changed my name to Antonio though
Antonio Banderas?
Desperado
I was named AquilaTheHun for no reason
turkish
didnt know you're a thug
what're we doin' bawss
"what the fuck I thought I hired some goons"
btw random question, is anyone else bothered that "aquila" is (uhkwilla) and not (akeela) ? my brain wants to pronounce it as the latter
Those memes where it's like where the dreadnought I ordered and there's like 6 long necked dinosaurs
please imagine this said like an arkham goon enemy
Then there's 6 dreadnoughts in the dinosaur era
it's bothersome a bit yea
eeh I just call him Incan anyways 
I just don't think about it, thought is the enemy
neurons? sounds kinda like necrons to me
it gives people saying (tour till uh) vibes :(
Italic/Latin words loved to be butchered by Anglos
Apparantly warhammer is really specific w memes because people will take them as lore 💀
Aquila, Caesar, etc.
We can't even have silly memes gang 
aint Caesar got Italianized to Cesare anyways 
Kaiser
yes. how would you pronounce it?
Chey-sah-ray
Is it kaiser or cee-ser
correct
How is it actually said
Quae-Zahr
kai-ssar
Quayser
Quasar Cannon
I'm running out of botched shit
I pronounce ThatOneGuyFromThatOnePlaceThatGotStabbedThatOneTimeButALotOfTimes
Julius Orange
ByAllThePeopleHeThoughtHeCOuldTrust*
make it clap
Sorry city on the planet *
That's a real Welsh town name btw
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogogoch
We have a place here w the hardest name to pronounced ill find it one sec 
there's a whole song teaching ppl how to pronounce it
I remember the charlie sheen aides runor
It being confirmed
And the “rich folk having the cure for aides” being partially confirmed after
you a kiwi?
i've seen a video of a kiwi town with a REALLY long name
i think they also have a song for it
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
I always flinch when i hear that name
This is the name
Yeah knew it haha
Julius?
Let's make something no one can say hopefully they won't come here 
I feel like this was there plan
It's in the middle of nowhere too
Man I love nz
caesar saald..
It's probably easy to say for the people who created
doesnt it mean something like big mountain
i am travelling from qld australia to your location right now
or big rock or something
big mountain mentioned
I fucking love New Vegas
Japan looking at that city in 1940 like "ehhh fuck that"
Ah, a fellow kiwi. Kia ora
Yes, deadname
ohh, I see
I noticed that too. I live in Japan now
caesar salad..
i think montenegro has a cool name. it's venetian for "black mountain"
Los Angeles isn't the full name of that city
It's thought that Polynesians originated from somewhere Asian in the past
Yall forget the Welsh’s Llanfair?
I am also enjoy roman history as well which makes me flinch whenever i speak of Julius Cesar
damn, that's kinda racist
bowl of lettuce with knives in it
Maori were not native here
The full name of L.A. is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula
it's a cool name!
nah i mentioned it too
tbf negro is like the word for black in spanish too
I think it's the same with Indigenous Australians, arrived/migrated over roughly 60k years ago
which is crazy considering the megafauna
imagine showing up and your buddy gets clapped immediately by a 500kg uber komodo dragon
I'd fuckin leave dude
big big ahh wombat
Makes you wonder if where they came from was worse tbh
.....Los Angeles is sufficient 💀
another bro gets fucking yoinked by a 6 meter tall eagle
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
so true, bestie
can you imagine being able to walk from mainland asia to australia? the ice age was fucking wild
honestly why cant they just call it The Angels
That's the city in HD right?
Yeah it's sufficient, but El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula is quite easy to say as well
It's also a welsh town
The city is named after a Welsh city
Isn't el Pueblo a cartel 
in DN*
Dn?
oh I can pronounce it just fine haha
Cool bug facts!
DEEZ NUTS
its needlessly long
director of nursing :3
HAH you got me
Humans have a distinct smell to the kroot
That was good
They smell of cancers and tumors to them
Ngl
:)
Well done sir
I made bolter weapon mod in arpg dungeon crawler game
i'd hope so. if they can track me down they'll just be feeding themselves into my lasgun
that checks out tbh, most imperium folks would be rocking hella t-cells
I think my neighbor is dying, I've been hearing him hacking and hurling for the past week
Kroot language is also incredibly complex too :)
There was whole civilizations that wanted nothing to do w the imperium because the imperium is warp tainted
During the great crusade
give him the statue's nuts from witcher 3 blood and wine
Honestly a lone human vs a kroot will end with the human being eaten tbh
Never played the witcher
nah i'd win
Yeah no shit , there dogs would be horrifying
waiting for Dark Heresy for that Krootussy
Kroot hounds 💀
and then the imperium genocided them
Nurgle about to claim another soul, save em vro 
You mean to tell me
Los Angeles’ legal name
Is “the home town of the queen of these guys over there?”
end of story 
very important correction
This man knows his warhammer
yeah I really needed to clarify 
let's do a round of gooning in vro's name to help slaanesh overpower nurgle this one time
I love how iv been a warhammer fan since like 10 and I'm Still finding crazy shit out daily
I don't know what you use to translate, but since I can still read and write in spanish, it means The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels of Porciúncula
Hol up, thus guy iz onto something here‼️
this is why I dont trust online translations much 
stuff gets lost in translation
I think people who do not own arbites dlc should be compensated monetarily for how boring arbites players make the game
just nerf them
pls
just nerf them
Instead their waste products are in the form of a oily like substance that is excreted through their pores and create a shielding substance that can deflect lasgun fire and melee blows
:)
It's crazy how they include this in the lore 💀
Also kroot reproduce through backrubs!
poopshield
So they cover themselves in poop and get op
we italians do that too but that's just sebum
Fascinating
Make kroot will coat their hands in reproductive materials and rub the backs of their mates to breed
Isnt that what i said 👀
you've said this before...

Then we will have people screaming about smth smth not getting what they paid for
so they shoot on their mate's back?
I have to inform new people
breeding season?
I mean I guess that's kinda wholesome...
you need to crack eggs to make an omelette
tru, FatShark should give em a free new Arbites Cosmetic 
in order to get those players to buy the dlc
💡

Owlcat are writing steamy backrubbing scenes already for Dark Heresy
here's the thing right
now I'm not saying that the emperor is falible but why didn't he put wheels on the throne so he could get around a little bit?
he's too prideful to have a wheelchair 
joe swanson in 40k
hit the half pipe and pop an olly in front of a custodes knowing full well no one will believe them
Kroot Language is also more song like in natural, and they communicate through whispers, chirps, calls and integrate their quills as well through rattling and changing of quill colour!
filthy beings
Cuz Emperor doesn’t know the wayz of thy O R K Z‼️‼️‼️
💢
TRU
Would be funny if the orks started protecting him.. look at him he needs our elp poor lad
Big E is not a DnD gamer
we should paint golden throne red to make it go faster or smth
Ghost rider on a wheelchair 🗣️
Oi! Stop picking on da weak ya grots 
Orks realising they need the emperor to stay strong so they can keep up the good krumping with the guard
if your lasgun fucks up on you, just yell "i'm an ork, i'm an ork" at the orks. bam you're one of them now bc they can gaslight things into reality
a beautiful symbiosis
That's what I mean lmao
They have a symbiotic relationship
Orks love fighting astartes more than anyone else
Explain to them
The imperium needs elp or the astartes won't be able to fight
We just may turn the tide

i want clonegrim to get rescued by imperium
@round mica
Helldive?
Lmao the commisar reading this
bolter clicks
👉👈
god imagine being one of the emperor's chosen and you get knocked the fuck out by some giant green git shouting about teef
I'm at my buddies rn
oh and if the eldar could chill a little and be more cohesive with us that'd be good
Lmao
shhh
get a commissar to dress up like yarrick
that’ll get the orkz to join with the imperium


Inb4 a painboy figures out the problem and fixes the Emperor while abunch of Custodes stare on in confusement

Ngl if anyone could fix big e
The orks probably have a decent chance
Idk how they would fix his madness tho 💀
grey knights on their way to ruin the emperors day
Dudes lost the fkn plot
(he's just taking a smoke break)
I thought the thing they were supposed to do was to kill him 💀
Literally
They just would put him back on the throne 💀
iirc that was the decree yea,
its way more amusing for me than upsetting 
My issue was
It's stupid
But then it was explained properly
I was like if you kill big e that's literally the end
suske
It’s better than the alternative
Chaos big e ?
Yes
yeah because isn't his soul like, fragmented af now?
Emperor Titan vs a MK 1 Jaeger
Ah yes. The regiment of guard that yelled “BANG” when they ran out off ammo.
Glorious times that
Not daemonhood
He would become an actual chaos god
And this is confirmed to happen eventually btw
Yeah
Because he already has daemons
Eventually
I guess that'll be the 40k endtimes
Warp manifestation, like the Tau’va is
If this franchise ever dies somehow
to make way for 50k ofc
All I'm saying is if they ever bring sanguinis or horus back I'm officially done 
Was about to say this
50k: Age of Emps
They might for money too lmao
"Oh god, He's reaching....off the throne!!!"
We already in wh43(ish)k right now
Emperor 2 and 50 Primarchs this time, hell yeah

Hello
life ain't easy in the daemon hood
What we talkin about
40k 2
Mega Primaris created by Crassus Cawl
Like what’ll happen in the future of 40k? Past the 41st millenium?
does anyone want to dive with me?
Ah yes
The eventual upgrade of what's already supposed to be perfect
the current timeline is we're in the 42nd millenium no
Maybe later
The current time is under violent debate at the moment
I see
When you blinked
Isn’t it also possible we’re off by 10k years
And we’re technically in 30k and 30k was technically 20k
Hop in
Please wait until the ordo chronos gets its shit together and stops the civil war
twas apparently just a dream all along
This is 40k, we dont do math
In lore it’s within late 41 to early 42 or something
Someone get the inquisition
it's probably sitting in a dusty corner of the administratum
I think it’s largely agreed to be 42 at this point
He is questioning things
I dont think we irl even knows much of human history some 6000 years ago
We do not
well you see 6000 years ago we developed agriculture and it was all downhill from there
GW revisiting it whenever they need something new for the fanbase
Basically what they did with the dwarves
A bunch of bronze age shit is missing irl I’m pretty sure
It was downhill the moment we evolved
yeah there's a lot of spottiness around the bronze age, especially the bronze age collapse
Yeah. We should have gone back into the primordial soup
we still know very little about what actually happened
humanity peaked when we discovered fire
🔥 🔥 🔥
shoulda stopped at the cambrian explosion, nature's acid trip
It went down hill the second we became aware

When we were living in caves and our biggest worry were massive man eating birds
we became woke 😭
When politics wasn't a thing
And when social justice became a trend
People arguing about shit they have never experienced 
Ready to die on a hill for it too
Humans are funny
we live in a society

Why do my hands get so oily when I shower
I dont like being a part of society 
I mean fighting systemic problems and making sure people have equal rights is worth fighting for
No yeah I agree there
Basically my ocs
What's a blorbo
Oh cool
Now I'm interested
I’m gonna call mine that
Ocs?
Original characters
Blorbos are awesome they make an appearance in gorbino's quest
Speaking of ocs, I have no idea what to do with my custom chapter
I should make some ocs
also the original meaning of woke (before anti wokies make it anything thats vaguely lgbt and or having female characters) was meaning to be aware of social issues like racism, sexism and ofc lgbt issues and how they dont receive the same equal treatment than hets (think of the fight for gay marriage being allowed)
Zorbloxians are better
I’m woke (not sleeping)
bro is woke
the woke mob 😔
I wanna make divisions for my divers or something
😭
the woke mob when they meet the lone sleeper
Cause I have kne themed around deserts, a presidential guard type guy, a speedy demolition dude
yeah, words quickly lose their meaning in the internet
Might need to pick up like photoshop or a drawing app
See if I can draw badges for them
My divers are certified bug divers
They are all about oil and democracy and not having a thought in there head
Yeah I’ve found out a lot of divers just only play bugs
Me, only cause I'm new and taking my time
I don’t blame them
Only just got to difficulty 10
Bugs are just all around fun
And prefer playing 8
insert joke about americans
Yeah I was the same. I got too used to 10 and saw how good it is for galactic war %
So got trapped in it
I fought my first hivelord on hellmire today
Yes
OH NO
I believe the lowest they spawn is 7
The x ray’s fine
Just did the objectives and ran
Yeah I think we’re gonna eventually get hivelord hunt missions
I have yet to kill one
Same
Haven't gotten a team coordinated enough to do any damage to it
Wh30k. The imperium grows, xenos are the enemy
Wh40k. The imperium stagnates. Chaos is the enemy.
Wh50k. The imperium falls. Humanity is the enemy.
Wh60k Rinse and repeat
Wh70k Emperor Returns. Kill him NOW.
@round mica
It's later

Free flamer today
Wat
What if. Big E made a secret arrangement with the secret krorks
And their siege on terra was a test on if the arrangement was ready to be completed
Having humanity evolve to be somewhat like them, practically on the edge of the warp and real space
Any word on when they’re bringing justicar cosmetics to the store?
Justicar is probably the wrong word. The new class is what I mean.
Arbiter.
That’s it.
Diarbitus
Been playing too much Baldur’s Gate 3. I’m used to the word Justiciar. 😂
So, no word I take it? On when they’re bringing more Arbiter cosmetics to the store?
Oh, damn. You had me going for a sec. 😂
However I'm going to start telling people on Tuesday when they ask such questions
:) Just because
Purge your heresy, brother.
Idk theres a lot of plot points for future-k
-necrons mobilizing
-the tau inside turmoil
-krorks
-aeldari casting out slaaneshi influence. And the risk of them going extinct for it?
-big E leaving the chair. Warp form doing its thing while physical form finally regenerating perpetual style.
krorks is all that matters here
Wh100k the Dwarfs watched everyone fight and die and now everything is votaan 
Rock and stone to the bone
Maaaan the votaan are starting to run out of paper to print their ink on
The word doc is getting too long
Imagine their history book
Probably as big as the book of grudges
I wonder if they have a book of grudges
They dont have a history book.
When a dwarf dies hes tossed into the vat, gets uploaded to the database, and printed back out with collective knowledge
When iron kin want a promotion they just take it
Like that stonks meme
But beurocrisy
You know what i mean smh
As far as book of grudges go
“That guy is unwanted by his own great hp. We dont want him either”
Can't spell for shit
I read that as “bistro-crispy”
The votann's hunger for resources is necessary to fuel the large language models they use to run their society
Votann are tech-bros?
They are
Another trillion tons of wood for the ancestor core! I need my tau images
What would be cool
Is if future-k votaan turns into the matrix
The androids free their flesh-kin by updating the hardware, and how to access the software
“We got tired of seeing you turn into cancer blobs, brother. We have tinkered with the great HP printer. We can continue to dig.”
Droid votaan on one front
Hungry bugs on another
Angry aliens united in another corner
sweet liberty
Scratch everything
For now. The Votanns are growing senile with age.
The cracks are beginning to show and their reasonings are becoming more irrational
The votann machine is gaining personality
Its like having a 15yo computer with 30 tabs open, and at least 9 viruses
You are sure itll catch fire at some point, some things arent working right, you cant figure out where the music is coming from
And for some reason theres a file labeled grudges.exe
Late shift delirium
I just set my freinds up on halo 2 remastered split screen( neither of them have played halo )
Tryna explain the story a lil too
The story is Sgt Johnson fought a war to take the halo rings to Mordor and destroy the aliens and then Master Chief heard voices in his head and so he flooded a toilet.
Or something like that
Sue
I sleep now
No he's master chief's dad
Especially the cigar
Wakes up from a cyro sleep and pulls a cigar out of no where straight away 
Priorities
And how he's like for the core
Primarch johnson knows what the ladies like
I love the core and the core loves me
I like halo it's a fun game
I am bad at it now
Though when a friend randomly invites me to play I suck ass for like 2 to 3 matches then start to top frag so
Dunno if I'm really bad
It's really fun watching my buddies play
Really need a 1:1 on that scene for guilliman/yvraine and the lion
Especially cause they have never really played
First legendary dropped in borderlands 4. Worst weapon i have in my inventory 
My vladof smg kills the boss that dropped it in under 10 seconds
Idk who thought giving the taser attachment 4 charges with weakpoint, crit and high base damage was a good idea but thank you
sloperlands
You got the precursors. They got nuked to the void.
The forerunners took over. They picked humanity to take over if their species transcends or disappears. The squidbillies didnt like it. There were a lot of wars. The precursors cane back out the void uglified.
The forerunners nuked the universe to stop the flood, got rid of themselves. Used seed boxes to regrow every species.
Squidbilly species advanced faster than humanity, especially with their old forerunner tech on hand. Thought they were masters of the universe until they found out they werent.
Led a crusade to prove they were, found humanity, said “oh shit its them”, and now you play where they try to wipe the humans out + the aftermath
Really tbh it isnt bad imo
The boss respawn feature is nice too
Most everything that drops for your level is usable too, which is something the other games lacked
Just happy to see vladof be a useful manufacturer finally
Naw I really don't agree
Borderlands has been consistently one of the lamest game series out there
Thats kind of a low bar to me but.
Hm
Idk, I have well over a thousand hours in each game aside from tales
Tales 1, absolute cinema
Tales 2… doesnt exist
4 does a things I dont like, such as the sdu system, some of the challenges are pretty ass for the rewards you get, a lot of the alt weapon modes tend to be same ish. But overall snipers feel the best they ever have in the series, ive never been huge on movement but 4 has this really odd but satisfying destiny/doom feeling that I like and the story honestly isnt bad
What did they change for Vladoff ?
Always thought they would be best to have them have some ammo multipliers
Alt fire modes are significantly better. They definitely hit a little harder now. Like I said the taser mode can like, absolutely shred any boss shield in seconds, there's a few bosses i can kill in like sub 10 seconds with a purple I found
The big rocket fire mode from 3 was also given much higher damage and splash range which is really nice
Grenades, however, ive come to notice none really outperform ripper nades
Ive had the same fire ripper nade for like half the time ive played
4 also doesnt feel as, forcefully corny as 3
Its honestly probably the only borderlands game ive played where I want to do the side missions
Oml
visually i want to puke when I look at bl4
the only thing it has left from borlderlands style is cell shading
it's fortnitelands
The story of it is actually kinda funny
The art style i mean
Good read if you have time
Nah, it was a art style they saw someone use at an art show i believe and they basically just stole it
Fr?
Iirc that person later joined them
This part is a small relief
3 didnt feel like it was borderlands to me. I wouldve preferred if they made a separate satire game to polish off what they wanted to do with the franchise.
Especially after how hard they had to recover w the presequal. Having horrible narrative and gameplay tempo
Bl either goes really sad and tragic or Hillarious there's no in between
Jack's the best villain EVER
Looked it up again, it was taken from an animated short someone made
It still has a little BL stank on it but really its more of an in-between of how 1 and 2 was
Youll have the eventual outdated joke etc
To me the borderlands stank has always been 3 parts asinine, 2 part self deprecation, and 1 part acceptance of it.
Its nothing like 3 where it forces stupid shit into your ears
Its got the more serious tone of 1 and the jank humor of 2
Good spot for a BL game imo
Just realized
The death of scooter might have been the death of the mad max ripoff angle 😭
But yeah no. Ig ill get a little exposure to it.
Between 3 being 70% trope butchering, the media drama before its release, and the massive ad campaign
Ive been. Put off by the franchise
I completely forgot scooter died
Didn’t feel much he was painfully unfunny
A lot of bl2 characters suck ass I can’t lie
Great game though
Scooter 
It was more. Bl1 charm than bl2 for scooter
There was so many big things going on in 2 that he was more of a. “Hey im still here.”
I did hear bl1 scooter was better
Regardless, I just meant that 4 seems to be taking a lot of steps in the right direction
The huge open map is a little hard to get used to and really it seems more like farcry in that department
I would've liked more than just the 1 vehicle but thats taking low hanging fruit
Ive had no performance issues so far as well and im on a 6800
Ill be interested to see how my 9070 takes it
Which im excited for but then remember I have to swap my psu too

The first few playthroughs were laughing at the absurdity
The playthroughs after were seeing the “oh they actually GOING THROUGH it”
I still like to play BL1 on occasion, I do a full playthrough once a year
I always played it with other people growing up tho so its always a little empty when im on it alone lol
how is the dialogue in bl4
Having everything thrown at face value is part of what killed bl3 i think
It was fire as a borderlands style looting game. But. Egh.
Said earlier. Not as corny and takes after 1 and 2 more
thats good
Not the same as hearing, "HELLO TRAVELER, THERE ARE NEW MISSIONS AVAILABLE AT THE FYRESTONE BOUNTY BOARD" every 15 seconds, I did notice the player character repeats combat lines a lot however
Ive only played vex so idk about the others
Oh, and Zadra got me acting unwise
morning yall
Morning dean 👋
Watching Alien 2
Why the fuck did the Lt asked the Sgt to take their mags like that
I mean i understand the whole Thermonuclear thingmajig but still, could've at least let them pocket the mag instead
It amazes me how the marines will listen to the corporations
Moneh
Wayland-yutani must have millitary interests aswell
They probably also do that thing where company's gamble on success of colonys
So I'd say either way they get a payout
Cause he didn’t trust them not to hide mags
I'd much rather my men be armed than completely naked and also they shoot anyway and nothing even happens 
Which Vasquez and that dude do
A Alien crossover for HD2 would kickass ngl
Pulse rifle would be so sick
Yes!
Hell yeah
Space MG-42 baybeeee
Oh god please don't
Egg destroy missions should have facehuggers that can stun you and if you don’t stim within 30 seconds you get bursted
Those invisible things are pretty damn annoying
The engine will shit itself
Also don't we wear helmets?
Oh yeah lol
No im literally watching the thing now
It's like penis
Penis can't penetrate armour
Ah okay
The face hugger i mean, not sure about the Xenomorph's "tongue"
Yeah there supposed to have crazy strength
You can't remove them unless you kill the person
Usually removing them will kill the host
Alien NEEDS a prey-esque standalone
Excuse me what
You heard me
Imagine a Wild West aliens movie about a isolated Mormon town getting taken over by aliens
The xenos tounge can easily go through a helmet and a skull
They can kill predators like this
Would be a one-sided massacre
What's going on what 
When the 3 am music hitting
I like in number 4 they know this and use their blood to escape captivity
We're talking about Xenomorphs in the movie "Alien"
2 of them tounge another xeno to death and use the blood to escape 💀
Damn son
Which alien 👽
1 2 3 4?
My uncle
The Disney+ copy of aliens has actually cut out the tongue scenes
Oh no
Based
Yarr harr
Blue jay
I got a the quadrilogy boxset my parents bought me when I was like 12 lol
Based
okay now rate the Terminator movies
2 1 3
I agree
What happens in 4 again
I forgot about Terminator. I did like the one with Christian Bale
After 4 nothing exists 
Oh salvation is considered 4?
Yes
2 is my fav then I like promethius and then covenant
5 n 6 are uhhh
1 is always great
I thought they were good
We are on terminator movies
Biology team dumb as hell tho
Oooh
Number 3

Number 3
Is the best
The grave yard scene
Is awesome
What
Kill this man
Someone shoot him
Rise of the machines
Wdymmmm
Rise of the booba u horny mf
It wasn't very cool they sexulaised a 16 year old tho
But great movie
What
Wdym 16
She was like 16 or 17 wasn't she
What
Don't tell me even younger 💀
What
Someone shoot him
What are you talking about now
I’ve only seen the first three Terminator movies, 1st one was very good, 2nd one was an absolute masterpiece, extremely impressive considering it was made in 1991, 3 was decent but not as good as the first two.
Why does mordecai need to be such a freak over margret
Number 2 was also good
He thinks the actress playing the female terminator is 16
She looks mid-late 20s
Uhh no
You can determine her age by just looking it up
She was born 1979
She was 24 when the movie came out
Do math
huh?
This man on drugs

when did they do this?
No they didn't, that's why I thought what I thought
i don't recall any sexual theme in the Terminator series

It's become so normal to drop bombs like this
He heretic
Oh wait there's that buttock scene
only ass I remember in Terminator was Arnold Schwarzaneggar’s
She's wearing skin tight leather bro
Dooty..
grab the thunder hammer


