general-chat

[nocturne flicker]

what happened 💀

[vestal mantle]

Yes... The alternative was rock

[gilded socket]

Now in the shawp

[orchid skiff]

kirk's killer engraved a stratagem code on his bullet

[dapper trench]

Go full Leland Coil From the outlast trials

[nocturne flicker]

the helldivers discord server made me lose faith in the human race

[orchid skiff]

so real

[nocturne bloom]

*casing

[ocean widget]

nah mate
you fire the whole bullet

[nocturne bloom]

You missed peak

[ocean widget]

thats 65% more bullet per bullet

[dapper trench]

500kg Bomb BBY

[gilded socket]

Did i?

[vestal mantle]

Tbf im just in the server for the gifs

[nocturne bloom]

I bring it every mission

[gilded socket]

Get on then

[nocturne flicker]

the people there are REALLY REALLY stupid and any criticism of the game will get like 1,000 people angry at you at any given time

[nocturne bloom]

Stops charging commanders

[nocturne bloom]

I have a job

[sleek harness]

Mention 30 unfair bans that happened there and I give you a present

[gilded socket]

Lose it

[stable fox]

The sane people are only for either gifs or news

[formal mortar]

Debating on switching to play helldivers or Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

[nocturne bloom]

Nope, need more money for even better pc parts

[orchid skiff]

the kind of people that say "works on my machine best game ever 0 flaw" when people say "i can't run the game"

[stable fox]

Anything else is testing mental health

[dapper trench]

Valid, all I know is they did a killzone crossover and I wear the helmet all the time

[gilded socket]

No you dont

[nocturne bloom]

Yes I do

You just want my money

[vestal mantle]

Cant be sane... I insist on showing the zealots my fancy rock

[gilded socket]

No i want you to fucking farm with me

[dapper trench]

I want the bots to see the red eyes that kill them

[orchid skiff]

i really misread that

[orchid skiff]

time to go bed

[stable fox]

[gilded socket]

Slave

[gilded socket]

Slave to the game

[dapper trench]

Dude

[vestal mantle]

Oof

[dapper trench]

You two cant be normal

[nocturne flicker]

love 500kg bomb. once i learned how to anticipate enemies' future locations accurately, which was pretty quickly, 500kg became my numero uno friend

[formal mortar]

Super Cred Farm?

[sleek harness]

They can't

Lets kill them then

[nocturne bloom]

Thats how you see me huh

[gilded socket]

All i see is blocked messenges

[stable fox]

With love

[vestal mantle]

I like the airburst

[gilded socket]

Work boy work

[sleek harness]

Love?

[dapper trench]

Toss on bile titan PROFIT.

[nocturne bloom]

You want me to work and you want my money

[sleek harness]

The hell is this freaky stuff, Nicolaus?

[dapper trench]

Im getting use to suicide diff tho

[gilded socket]

Yea like 10 dollars

[nocturne bloom]

Doesnt die:

[dapper trench]

you make

[gilded socket]

I dont like buying expensive stuff

[stable fox]

[gives you the shovel]
WITH "love"

[dapper trench]

Every second

of my life

Painful

[nocturne bloom]

Thats like 3 monsters tho

[gilded socket]

Shitposting emojis…

[vestal mantle]

Well... Im off to eat chicken, drink another 16 oz water, and then sleep

[nocturne bloom]

Monsters

[dapper trench]

Id rather be back in Malevon Creek

[stable fox]

You don't like dig holes for grave?

[gilded socket]

YOU HAVE CASES AT HOME

[stable fox]

[nocturne bloom]

Drank it all

[sleek harness]

No

[stable fox]

Fine I'll do it

[sleek harness]

It's wasteful

[stable fox]

You do the rest

[nocturne flicker]

i'm afraid to run anything above diff 8 rn bc i played a diff 8 automatons with my friend after the most recent update and it was freeze-framing every once in a while. it was funny actually i went invincible every time so i just got like 5 seconds of invulnerability every time it temporarily froze

[arctic escarp]

lmaoo that last one

[gilded socket]

Die of ligma

[sleek harness]

Like, why bury fresh meat?

[arctic escarp]

she just fucking knock tf out

[elder merlin]

Freaks

[stable fox]

Blyad.
[Pulls out flamer]
We can do cooking

[vestal mantle]

Itll grow into a meat tree obv

[thick fog]

Don't do suicide, that shit kills you

[nocturne flicker]

mind you i've got a pretty decent machine. i can run unreal 5 games without needing to play on minimum graphics

[stable fox]

Could have said that earlier

[nocturne bloom]

You want my work, money and for me to ligma? Damn bruh

[dapper trench]

Been Prepping for impossible for a while

[ocean widget]

now you can see why i called her an alcoholic a while back

[sleek harness]

Oh I am a freak for being a skaven that eats human corpses?

[thick fog]

[dapper trench]

Leveling up my ship and shit

[ocean widget]

no

[stable fox]

At least not alive i suppose...

[gilded socket]

I have a feeling that rat and boyfriend are hashing some ploy to kill or make fun of me

[nocturne flicker]

yeah i've got like two more upgrades to go

[gilded socket]

Am i right?

[ocean widget]

gears what server are you in to get that emoji

[gilded socket]

From snuffle

[nocturne bloom]

Rat and huh

[stable fox]

Because you started being an asshole

[gilded socket]

His boyfriend

[stable fox]

Duh

[nocturne bloom]

[sleek harness]

Boyfriend from FNF

[gilded socket]

All i see are blocked message bars

[stable fox]

Such an arrogant creature

[dapper trench]

Have found joy helping the new Divers though

[gilded socket]

Nicolaus

[vestal mantle]

Well... All have a good night o/

[misty trench]

the concept of ignoring people is lost on you lot I see

[nocturne bloom]

[dapper trench]

No

[nocturne flicker]

yeah it was nice for a bit helping out the new xbox players.

[ocean widget]

dont die

[sleek harness]

She blocked us to keep looking at our messages

[stable fox]

They don't exactly ignore us to be honest

[nocturne flicker]

i'll get freaky asl my boah

[gilded socket]

Oh i ignore them, fun to wonder what they say tho

[dapper trench]

Im just very good at it

[misty trench]

that's not

[stable fox]

Tthey like to keep commenting and on and on, be because they think they're smart

[thick fog]

Snuffles server
Furry musician

[nocturne flicker]

I am smart

[stable fox]

They have no dignity anyway

[dapper trench]

what are yall talking about

[ocean widget]

that explains it because it looks a hell of a lot like a fluffy

[sleek harness]

Of course, you are from Funger

[nocturne flicker]

I have knowledge.

[misty trench]

I do not care about your interpersonal drama beyond it being fuckin' weird

[gilded socket]

Grifters do what they do best

[arctic escarp]

ONG

[nocturne flicker]

what's up my friend

[stable fox]

Said you.

[arctic escarp]

like the ignore feature exist for a reason

[gilded socket]

They curse the ground i walk on when i live free

[nocturne flicker]

i make excellent use of it

[dapper trench]

I have no idea what your talking abour honestly, with all due respect

[formal mortar]

tfw i have an ignore feature built in

[misty trench]

oh nothing this just comes up every now and then

[misty trench]

some weird beefing some folk in here have going on is all, dw 'bout it

[nocturne flicker]

i don't even know what's going on fr i'm just chillin here bc i got the next three days off and i'm bored 😉

bein social

[ocean widget]

this happens a lot

[misty trench]

blessed ignorance is legit the way to go

[stable fox]

Look. I could ignore them just fine if they wouldn't for no reason talking about me too and that also applies to other people

[ocean widget]

you'll get used to it

[gilded socket]

I wish discord would make blocked messages not even appear on screen

[stable fox]

They're being an asshole

[dapper trench]

Only people I beef with is Lamia and Lady but thats already known

[nocturne flicker]

there is strength in ignorance. i am very strong

[misty trench]

exercise your block button

[stark bobcat]

thank god they weren't being a DN

[dapper trench]

[gilded socket]

Dn?

[stark bobcat]

Deez Nuts

[dapper trench]

HA

[stark bobcat]

2nd one

ez

[gilded socket]

Fuuuh

[dapper trench]

GOTTEM

HA

[sleek harness]

Nic why I am acting more mature than you

[stable fox]

Bah, they blocked me anyway so why should i do that?
Besides it doesn't stop them from mentioning me for no reason

[arctic escarp]

you dont owe them your attention

[dapper trench]

Dawg

Let em rot

Fuck em

[gilded socket]

Did you guys know that starship troopers has a book

I do

[misty trench]

I'm not boutta explain why not seeing someone's posts is useful if you don't wanna see their posts

it's pretty self-explanatory

[dapper trench]

They're being has nothing to do with you

[gilded socket]

And the elite forces in starship troopers are called “helldivers”

[dapper trench]

as your being does with them

Im just saying

And drinking

And smoking

All at the same time

[arctic escarp]

I mean it is funny seeing her drunk ye

still so cute

[stable fox]

Doesn't justify the fact that they can be a genuine asshole for no reason other than "we don't fit their weird vibe".

[nocturne flicker]

helldivers would earn my playtime back if they added a heavy pen laser MG

[dapper trench]

Quasar Cannon

My Beloved

[nocturne bloom]

Yall put salsa on your tacos?

[nocturne flicker]

yk how laser cannon is beeg scythe right? well hear me out, big sickle.

[stable fox]

Be their friend for all i care, I don't see the reason to give them a slack

[gilded socket]

I dont like salsa

[dapper trench]

lk fw that heavy

[nocturne flicker]

depends. salsa is just the spanish term for sauce

[arctic escarp]

man they're not the only people you can talk with in gen

[stable fox]

And you know? Talk anything you want about what i say. I could care less

[sleek harness]

The developers will say something like "But it isn't realistic because lasers can't be that strong"

[nocturne bloom]

Red salsa

[nocturne flicker]

give it a backpack if needed just gimme gimme

[gilded socket]

I unblocked you to see what you’re saying but i didn’t expect you to be such a fucking loser and i will keep you blocked forever LMAO

[stable fox]

If you want to have captain obvious badge be my guest

[nocturne flicker]

oh and plus there's a laser primary that can build up heavy pen, but i hate it

[stable fox]

Said a dog.

[nocturne flicker]

i miss when double-edged sickle just had intrinsic medium pen at the cost of harming you if you fired it too often or too long

[formal mortar]

Haven't used the sickle in forever

[ocean widget]

just shove the FNV gatling laser into HD2
problem solved

[dapper trench]

Just listen to Let it happen (Slowed and reverbed) - Tame Impala and let it go bro

[formal mortar]

Reminds me that I need to make more popsicles tho

[gilded socket]

So please, continue to cope and seethe that i don’t validate you and you must make your ego healthy by constantly trying to have something to say about me

[orchid skiff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1017036483640709211/1133555743233163405/caption.gif

[blazing ibex]

Still one of da best

[round mica]

Hi chat how are we all.. oh

[formal mortar]

We're all fine Dooty

[arctic escarp]

I mean does them talking trash about you, you feel as though you need to defend yourself?

[blazing ibex]

Also damn it's tense in here

[gilded socket]

Double edged sickle best

[arctic escarp]

oh the usual dandy haha

[orchid skiff]

why is it always drama time when i want to sleep ? plz do this at reasonable hours

[nocturne flicker]

i've switched to scythe these days because it has actual customisation. the new chonky battery packs can fire for sooo long before overheating

[sleek harness]

I have no word

[dapper trench]

Great

More idiots arrive

[gilded socket]

Why dont you come and sleep during my hours?

[nocturne bloom]

FELLAS RED SALSA ON TACO YES OR NO

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus I have to agree with them, let it go

[formal mortar]

I'm going to do some more karnak attempts to get this penance then I'll switch to helldivers

[gilded socket]

No

[dapper trench]

IM FINALLY IN GOOD COMPANY

[vestal mantle]

Salsa verde

[stable fox]

I don't really appreciate people being arrogant.

[nocturne bloom]

I need to know because im eating tacos

[gilded socket]

Its rather odd you agree with me

[dapper trench]

thats real

[nocturne flicker]

by that do you mean pico de gallo? or?

[arctic escarp]

but why do you think that, do you feel as if you can change them?

[minor narwhal]

giant balance patch tomorrow i believe

[nocturne flicker]

i wish

[dapper trench]

I fucking love that shit

[orchid skiff]

what did you smoke

[nocturne flicker]

same 🥰

[nocturne bloom]

Idk they got it from a place called Moes and it says red salsa

[minor narwhal]

mold

[dapper trench]

Black Tar?

[minor narwhal]

is that mold

[stable fox]

Change? I'm not here to change. The kark you on about?

[dapper trench]

OH FUCK

[arctic escarp]

do not love the shit

[gilded socket]

Mmm moldy milk (cheese)

[blazing ibex]

Moe's is better than Chipotle.

[dapper trench]

HEADLOCK IS FUCKING PLAYING

[blazing ibex]

No one will change my mind

[nocturne bloom]

Ok red salsa on it is good

[arctic escarp]

let me rephrase, is a person being arrogant; its as if they give you slack or insult personally or?

[nocturne flicker]

but yeah. helldivers could use more laser weapons if they're not gonna make the halo stuff decent

[arctic escarp]

theres nothing inherently wrong with having arrogance (thats just everyone to some degree haha)

[nocturne flicker]

might be a hot take but the halo shotgun could've been better as a support stratagem

[sleek harness]

Well uh, I don't have any beef with you, you just blocked me after I said womp womp

[orchid skiff]

we do need a shotgun support

[gilded socket]

Change of heart

[orchid skiff]

speargun is nice tho

[stable fox]

I would love to, i just get tired of their degeneracy.

[round mica]

I swear this person just fights w everyone tbh

[nocturne flicker]

like a heavy pen shotgun. cqb alternative to stuff like the amr

[round mica]

Even blocks there "freinds"

[sleek harness]

What change? Sounds like you are the one who changed

[dapper trench]

you know your better than this

[gilded socket]

Its a expression,

[blazing ibex]

I'm of the opinion that the speargun is the best utility support weapon in helldivers.

[round mica]

Luv me spear gun

[stable fox]

Who to be exact

[blazing ibex]

It just does so many things.

[round mica]

Maxine

[dapper trench]

yo @round mica

[stable fox]

Somehow I'm not surprised

[dapper trench]

For some reason

[stable fox]

At least this got acknowledged

[dapper trench]

I thought that was a ass for a minute

[nocturne flicker]

idk about best overall for the sake of just finding most stuff good for its own thing, but the speargun IS a beast. in the future i kinda hope they add progammable ordnance to the tips, so you could use incendiary instead of gas for example

[sleek harness]

Well I grew with custom with this type of thing after seeing General Chat at it's peak (Image Perms)

I think it isn't a big deal

[round mica]

Horse on da porch

[stable fox]

If i only could spill my guts to explain my reasoning but you wouldn't understand them anyway

[dapper trench]

I figured, but for reason i just thought

[stable fox]

So for all i care, think of me of whatever

[sleek harness]

Well you can tell me

[dapper trench]

"Is those buttcheeks?"

[stable fox]

I'll just move on as you suggested.

[dapper trench]

Honestly

[sleek harness]

Alright, as you wish

[dapper trench]

Tomorrow stream

[sleek harness]

[dapper trench]

is gonna be so much fucking fun

[nocturne flicker]

prolly not thermite. having 12+ of those would be fucking nuts.

[dapper trench]

yo helldivers

[blazing ibex]

It's more that it's just the best for utility because it's capable of so much.

It's got versatility that no other weapon really provides.

[dapper trench]

you remember that update that was very poor received?

like everything got buffed

except the weapon

[gilded socket]

SOME of you people either need professional help or attention from the gender you are attracted to

[dapper trench]

s

[blazing ibex]

Only thing it doesn't really do, is pure antitank.

[dapper trench]

OI

[blazing ibex]

But that only really matters for stuff like

[nocturne flicker]

boyfriend's asleep rn

[blazing ibex]

Factory striders

[gilded socket]

Go wake him

Duh

[dapper trench]

I know what i like

[nocturne flicker]

nah i'll let him sleep he earn it

[orchid skiff]

give him a kiss for me

[gilded socket]

Good

[orchid skiff]

no homo

[arctic escarp]

I attention seek on other servers

[dapper trench]

okay

valid

rn

im like this

[arctic escarp]

also I can talk more freely

[dapper trench]

[arctic escarp]

I can be really unfiltered

[dapper trench]

yea?

I respect thar

that

[ocean widget]

awful close to shar

[dapper trench]

Ikr?

[ocean widget]

[dapper trench]

you either get positive

or somewhat asshole

Pick your poison bro

[elder merlin]

Yeah

[fair bridge]

my shoulder hurts papa

[dapper trench]

....

[orchid skiff]

come here baby

[dapper trench]

[formal mortar]

Are skaven fun to play as in Warhammer 3?

[dapper trench]

I would believe so

[round mica]

Skaven are always fun

[fair bridge]

fuckin bitch ILL KILL YOU

[dapper trench]

minigun sounds fun

[formal mortar]

They get miniguns?

[orchid skiff]

you aint gonna do SHIT

[fair bridge]

[dapper trench]

yes

and nukes

[formal mortar]

Bruh I need to reinstall that game asap

[round mica]

You get some cool mutation like mechanic where you can make super skaven

[formal mortar]

Wait, do I need the dlc for the miniguns and nukes?

[dapper trench]

or nuke fucking everything

[round mica]

But u can also make skaven that dissolve in 5 mins

[dapper trench]

OH SHIT

[arctic escarp]

Shar is a bitch goddess man

[sleek harness]

Aham
Also Paul you just lost an agurment between your friends here

[dapper trench]

PASTEL GHOST - SILHOUETEE IS PLAYING

[sleek harness]

What a good friend you are

[orchid skiff]

she's hot tho

[nocturne bloom]

Tacos were so good I took 2 plates of ingredients with me home, they'll never know

[misty trench]

actually not bad, I was pissed off af earlier today because I had to explain to my bank how a tax form works that THEY SENT ME but y'know other than that I'm chill

[orchid skiff]

so tell me, facing this fact, is she really evil ?

clearly not

[sleek harness]

You pay taxes?

[dapper trench]

you do taxes?

[sleek harness]

Ew

Live with me on my cave

[formal mortar]

Umberlee is the Bitch Queen, not Shar

[misty trench]

all of you are gonna have an IRS agent under your bed tonight

[dapper trench]

Good

[tired steeple]

hello

[dapper trench]

I get lonely at night

[sleek harness]

They can fit under my bed?

[formal mortar]

Is the IRS agent going to give me money?

[ocean widget]

wrong
ill have a HMRC agent

[formal mortar]

Because I have none

[dapper trench]

its your own money man

over and over and over

[misty trench]

His Majesty's Royal Coinpurse?

[fair bridge]

is he hot

[ocean widget]

at this point basically yeah

[dapper trench]

[sleek harness]

Freaker

[stable fox]

Skaven. Accept friend request.

[misty trench]

he's taking your money

[stable fox]

For my sake.

[sleek harness]

Gotcha

[tired steeple]

alius what is your pfp

[formal mortar]

They made a song about him, it's called Gold Digger

[orchid skiff]

be careful that sounds kinda gay... you know who is going to call you the d word

[fair bridge]

what is the d word

two of these children already posted their cringe react pics

[orchid skiff]

just remember to end your questions with "no homo"

[fair bridge]

why

oh i forgot this is a homophobic server

[blazing ibex]

I'm a vet main. The IRS is under my bed every God Damn night.

[fair bridge]

my bad

[blazing ibex]

Please make it stop.

[tired steeple]

do you actually use the knife at all

[misty trench]

sorry you signed up for it when you became a vet main

it's in the contract

[blazing ibex]

Yes actually.

[nocturne bloom]

Rhymes with bike

[dapper trench]

ngl

[formal mortar]

I don't main a class....

[tired steeple]

can't even diss then

[dapper trench]

today was alright

[fair bridge]

that's hilarious

[tired steeple]

I main vet as well unfortunately

then psyker

[nocturne bloom]

Im not getting banned

Im eating tacos man

[misty trench]

they'd get booted if they said it tho

[fair bridge]

i doubt a single one of the actual homophobes in here can even leave their house without having an anxiety attack

[jaunty path]

Oh I see whats going on here

[nocturne bloom]

Idk what's going on

[fair bridge]

yeah rewdy is evil and bad

[ocean widget]

aquilas got his scope on you

[nocturne bloom]

When does he not

[misty trench]

always, actually

[ocean widget]

when you're offline

[orchid skiff]

i am all that is good in this world

[nocturne bloom]

Im never offline

[jaunty path]

I farted

[ocean widget]

the gaps say otherwise

[nocturne bloom]

Im online though

[misty trench]

like all my efforts are to try and prevent people from getting banned lmao

[orchid skiff]

i stop looking at the chat briefly and i get slandered instantly

[nocturne bloom]

Its called putting my phone in my pocket and doing my job

Hard to imagine i know

[ocean widget]

thats called offline ya dumbass

[jaunty path]

Rewdy is a BASTARD mothefucker who killed my family and pissed on their graves!

[nocturne bloom]

My account is online

[dapper trench]

Some of them cant be saved man

[misty trench]

I've learned this the hard way many a time

[dapper trench]

as sad it is

[fair bridge]

yeah we should get rid of all the people that are different from us normals

they're cringe

[dapper trench]

Oi

thats mean

[fair bridge]

ironic

[jaunty path]

Yeah idk what yall problems are you should like. Learn how to be normal, like me.The Average Joe

[nocturne bloom]

YEA GET THEM OUT

Freaks ONLY

[dapper trench]

How so?

[fair bridge]

UNLEASH THE FREAK

[misty trench]

also on the homophobia thing: this server is perhaps the most LGBT friendly warhammer server out there lmao

[dapper trench]

[dapper trench]

Oh yea for fucking sure

[fair bridge]

if only you could see what i have seen with your eyes

[dapper trench]

Some shit

[misty trench]

I mean I've banned shitloads of bigots

[jaunty path]

Erm...Woke? Here? Whom here is woke...

[fair bridge]

still a shitload more to ban

[dapper trench]

me

[orchid skiff]

still got ppl calling others degenerate as soon as they mention a gay partner

[jaunty path]

I'm not woke

I'm sleepy

[dapper trench]

I am very much awake

[fair bridge]

nah but it's FUNNY!!!! comedy is LEGAL AGAIN!!!! haha!!!!

[jaunty path]

Yet again, worrying about my future

[tired steeple]

homophobic warhammer fans confuse me

[jaunty path]

I want a job so bad...

[orchid skiff]

my b it's just dark humor

[dapper trench]

Look on indeed

[jaunty path]

I want to be free..I'm worried...

[dapper trench]

HAHAHAHAHA

[tired steeple]

I think gw also kinda sucks at portraying the imperium as evil so yo u get all those weird black templar fans who think they're the good guys

[jaunty path]

800+ applications later

[fair bridge]

yall jus dont get my typa humore 💀 💀 💀

[dapper trench]

[dapper trench]

look for a dg or fd

[nocturne bloom]

Kitten applications are open

[dapper trench]

job

Theyll hire fucking anyone

[jaunty path]

Yeah like how do you write the Nightlords and say they aren't the good guys?

tf is dg and fd

speak english

[nocturne bloom]

Dollar General

[jaunty path]

fuck no

[nocturne bloom]

Family dollar

[orchid skiff]

yeah this is america

speak english or take the next boat

[jaunty path]

Don't those guys get dogshit hours

[dapper trench]

How did

Lamia

[orchid skiff]

🗣️

[dapper trench]

Understand that

[jaunty path]

Lamia got dollar general trapped prolly

[dapper trench]

AND YOU DIDNT

[nocturne bloom]

I lived in Georgia for a while

[tired steeple]

I really hope in another warhammer game we actually get to do something evil lol

[fair bridge]

dollar general is the shit

[tired steeple]

sorry conversation is everywhere I'll wait

[fair bridge]

tons of cheap stuff

[tired steeple]

is dollar general the poundland of america

[dapper trench]

nono

go on

[jaunty path]

We kill homeless people in darktide idk what ur on

[fair bridge]

kinda?? does poundland actually have everything for a pound

[tired steeple]

no it's just a cheaper shop

[dapper trench]

Kill em with bricks

[tired steeple]

I asked my mum the same question as a kid

[fair bridge]

the same as dollar general then

[nocturne bloom]

Poundland???

[tired steeple]

she told me yes and I believed it

[dapper trench]

....

[misty trench]

we do lots of evil shit in Darktide, like contribute to climate change and uhhhh be OSHA non-compliant

[dapper trench]

[ocean widget]

fuck no

thats why its called poundland and more

[jaunty path]

Union Slop:

Sure

[fair bridge]

this question was already answered

[ocean widget]

sick

[fair bridge]

please send $10 for the question to be restated

[ocean widget]

dont care
gonna answer anyway

[dapper trench]

You cant say you want a job

[misty trench]

1 poundland is worth approximately 0.45 kilolands

[ocean widget]

im defenestrating you

[dapper trench]

Then say no when one is refered to you

[tired steeple]

ehh yeah but I'm waiting for the day we just actually murder an innocent guy cause he said something he shouldn't have

[fair bridge]

define

[nocturne bloom]

Put me as a reference trust

[dapper trench]

@jaunty path either get money or stay a broke bitch

[misty trench]

Rogue Trader is good for that, you can be an utter psycho in that game

[ocean widget]

@misty trench can you post a gif of someone being flung out a window

[gilded socket]

Dick

[tired steeple]

oh yeah rogue trader's amazing for that

[dapper trench]

[jaunty path]

Sounds good

[nocturne bloom]

[tired steeple]

but just something I noticed about sm2 and darktide is that you're just fighting people worse than you

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-emperor's-new-groove-new-groove-disney-defenestrate-gif-15531275002616087845

[ocean widget]

close enough

ty

[tired steeple]

so you don't really get to see how bad your side is

[jaunty path]

I don't wanna do college..but that's probably just my mood acting up

[ocean widget]

@fair bridge

[gilded socket]

Gooh

[jaunty path]

my mood can go from wall to wall sometimes.

[orchid skiff]

that's the whole point

the marketing

for the big public

[nocturne bloom]

Buh

[gilded socket]

Guh

[ocean widget]

its almost like you do this in almost every game

bro in bioshock its literally "a mutant beats up the mentally ill with a wrench"

[tired steeple]

no you're the good guys in mario

mario wouldn't beat up a mentally ill man

[fair bridge]

DUDE THIS CAR KICKS ASS AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR WHILE I'M DRIVING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE THOSE ANIMALS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY THEY MAKE ME WANT TO MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING

[ocean widget]

in mario you stomp turts working for an honest wage

[jaunty path]

The rot does indeed consume

[tired steeple]

they're trying to kill me

[dapper trench]

good

[ocean widget]

mario party

[tired steeple]

I'm just trying to see peach's peach

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-kart-luigi-stare-mad-angry-gif-4268577

[dapper trench]

dawg

witgd?

[tired steeple]

oikay yeah wth happens in mario party

[jaunty path]

I need Birdo

[tired steeple]

everyone talks about that game like it killed their pets

[fair bridge]

i am watching a video about a guy driving to the arctic circle in his log cabin truck, very cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8DWxmOJUg8

[dapper trench]

SPIT IN MY FACE IS PLAYING

LETS GOOOO

[ocean widget]

brawling

and rage

even more rage if your teammate is incompetent

[dapper trench]

i get

[jaunty path]

Shit be confusing.

[orchid skiff]

@misty trench can you post a gif of a cat dancing like a human

[jaunty path]

I want money

[dapper trench]

very sweary when playing Mario Kart

[jaunty path]

so bad.

[dapper trench]

.....

Refer to my last comment

I mean

[fair bridge]

psst hey ask him to post that link i sent

[jaunty path]

I'm

[dapper trench]

Military is always a optiom

[jaunty path]

gonna watch a movie I meant to for a while

[blazing ibex]

Mario Kart and Party are the ultimate games in testing friendships

[jaunty path]

Akira.

[blazing ibex]

And ending them

[misty trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-dance-gif-20491618

[dapper trench]

goated film

[misty trench]

this is the best you're getting because I'm not posting AI slop

[jaunty path]

AI girlfriend time

[orchid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169460588531953664/1341659669554270299/bfxead66exje1.gif

[dapper trench]

Alright well

Finished smoking

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

theres also this

[lethal socket]

I love supporting real artists <3

[jaunty path]

I donate money to my AI wife on twitch tv

[dapper trench]

Ill see yall later and most likely be a dickhead then

[gilded socket]

TAU KISSERRR

[dapper trench]

Peace out ya fuckheads

[fair bridge]

if you typed "boy"friend there would be at least 5 different people calling you a heretic and actually meaning it

[ocean widget]

support real artists by shoving pikes up AI "artists" arses

[fair bridge]

isn't that funny!!!!

i'm glad comedy is legal again. finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaunty path]

Toy Chica wife

[lethal socket]

Hiiii

[gilded socket]

How goes

[ocean widget]

no?
we'd just not be surprised someone here has an ai "partner"

[lethal socket]

It is going well :) I put together two kroot war shapers :)

[fair bridge]

she didn't say "partner" that's the point

[lethal socket]

and I am working on a drawing project for me and some friends

[ocean widget]

im using partner to refer to both boy and girlfriend

[fair bridge]

see, she said something "normal" like "girlfriend"

[ocean widget]

i think you need to touch grass mallow

[lethal socket]

Mallow, what the fuck are you talking about 😭

[fair bridge]

i think some people here need to be converted into dust

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

1000 sons reference

[misty trench]

there's like one person that does something even vaguely close to what you're referring and frankly it seems like it's blown out of proportion/OOC

[jaunty path]

I like eating rocks

[lethal socket]

Oh you are a thoasand sons fan? name all 1000 sons

[jaunty path]

David

micheal jackson

samual

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

just one? yeah?

[jaunty path]

Jesse, james, Jesus christ

mexico

[fair bridge]

holy shit she's going for it!!!!

[misty trench]

within the last 30 minutes of however long, yeah.

[blazing ibex]

Joesef

[fair bridge]

i'll take pictures next time for you :)

[lethal socket]

Actually, what the fuck are you yappin about mallow 😭

[jaunty path]

Jonathan Joestar

[elder merlin]

Oh, you're a thousand sons fan? How much dust is in each rubric marine? What's the exact weight?

[lethal socket]

I am a tau fan 😔

i am sorry

[misty trench]

go for it, I can't do shit about stuff that doesn't get reported or seen by a mod

[fair bridge]

apparently nothing, i guess i'm just crazy!!

[elder merlin]

[fair bridge]

oops

[lethal socket]

I mean, yeah by the looks of it

[elder merlin]

It was a rhetorical funny and you know it

Goddamn tau

[fair bridge]

duh!!! that's why i said it

are you crazy too??

[blazing ibex]

Quick, name all 40k Warhammers if ur a real Warhammer 40k fan

[lethal socket]

I can name every sept though!

[fair bridge]

i bet you can!!

[lethal socket]

tim

uh

john?

For Tau septs tho!

[jaunty path]

Hun doesn't capture everything we do

bad mod.

[nocturne bloom]

Chat what energy drink do i buy to game tonight, blueberry redbull or pacific punch monster

[jaunty path]

None, drink sugar free soda

[fair bridge]

i can't believe he isn't constantly monitoring this chat 24/7

[tired steeple]

hello tau kisser

[jaunty path]

Or an imported soda

[fair bridge]

unbelievable!!

[jaunty path]

georgian soda

[nocturne bloom]

Im a twink, not possible

[jaunty path]

It's simply better.

[tired steeple]

wait do thousand sons have fans

[fair bridge]

that's one of the most interesting reasons i've heard to not drink soda

[nocturne bloom]

Pick one

[fair bridge]

damn driving in alaska looks like it sucks

[tired steeple]

I like tzeentch and that but I don't think I care much for thousand sons unfortunately

[fair bridge]

kinda pretty though

[jaunty path]

#zealot-class message

[nocturne bloom]

Of the 2 I said

[lethal socket]

you ahve
T'au
vespid
T'au'n
D'yanoi
Bork'an
Dal'yth
Fal'shia
Vior'la
Sa'cae
Au'taal
N'dras
Ke'lshan
Elsy'eir
Tash'var
Vash'ya
T'olku
Lsi'm'yen
Fi'rios
Ma'gulath bay (exploded :( )
Fe'saan
kor'tal
Yo'vai
Uan'Voss
Velk'han
Dy'aketh
hul'aan
Queh-quih

[formal mortar]

Decided to switch over to hd2, not triggering 3 mines in darktide is too hard to do

[misty trench]

flip a coin

[jaunty path]

Both sound awful honestly.

[lethal socket]

and for colonies!

[fair bridge]

tails

[nocturne bloom]

Pick

[jaunty path]

Water

[tired steeple]

what happened to ma'gulath bay

[nocturne bloom]

Theres water in the energy drink

[tired steeple]

why did it explode

[misty trench]

correct

[tired steeple]

NO NO NO NO STOP DON'T KEEP GOING

[jaunty path]

There's also water in sewage.

[tired steeple]

I think the craziest one I saw was someone naming all clones from star wars

[nocturne bloom]

Yummy 🤤

[fair bridge]

the flip was to determine whether tim-tams get erased from existence or not

[jaunty path]

You drank from a pond once, didn't you.

[misty trench]

tim tams are eternal

[fair bridge]

say goodbye to your delicious little friends 😔

💥 🫰

[nocturne bloom]

I love the little brain eating amoebas

Protein

[jaunty path]

That tracks honestly.

[nocturne bloom]

[jaunty path]

mmm...

I should relax tonight.

[gilded socket]

I want to kiss women

But none to kiss

[blazing ibex]

I love fatal brain damage!!!!!

[lethal socket]

Arkunasha
Atari Vo
Cano'vo
Cha'nel
Dalymar
Es'tau
Fal'skio
Fio'vash
Petros
Ghynera
ho'sarn (eaten :( )
Ka'mais
Kel'tyr
Kor'var
Kuu'lan
Ky'san
me'lek
Ol'me
P'thun
Sha'draih (eaten :( )
Shans'et
Shi'yen
T'ros
Va'yun
Vas'talos
Vor'anoth
vesh'yo
Xynd
Yu'kanesh

[tired steeple]

eaten?

[jaunty path]

Cancer

[tired steeple]

nids?

[lethal socket]

AND auxillary worlds

[tired steeple]

what's the other faction that eats everything

[blazing ibex]

See, this person. A real 40k fan

[jaunty path]

That would be less obnoxious if you didn't make it tall like that

[nocturne bloom]

I want to kiss a fellow twink

[tired steeple]

oh the imperium

[lethal socket]

Pech
Caroch
Akchan-kur
Vespid
Isla'su
Sha'galudd
Roksh XVI (eaten)
Yuun'chen

[gilded socket]

OKAY I GET IT

[lethal socket]

most of those are kroot worlds

[jaunty path]

Can someone give me like a million dollars

[nocturne bloom]

No service here, sent twice

[jaunty path]

Lamia are you still outside??

[tired steeple]

so what's your favourite tau guy of all tau guys

[lethal socket]

Vespid is home world of vespids
Isla'su is the Greet
Sha'galudd is the nagi

[nocturne bloom]

Im in a basement

[lethal socket]

want his full name?

[jaunty path]

dude was kidnapped.

[lethal socket]

Shas'O Vior'la Shovah Kais Mont'yr

[tired steeple]

can't be longer than an imperial knight's name

[nocturne bloom]

Work

[tired steeple]

yeah I was right it's shorter still

[nocturne bloom]

Clock out machine is in the basement

[jaunty path]

Kidnapped.

[fair bridge]

monty!!

[lethal socket]

its the autism

[tired steeple]

I'm aware of Shas'O, somehow

[nocturne bloom]

Shhh

[lethal socket]

Shas'O is a title

in regards to caste and ranking

his actual name starts with Shovah

[tired steeple]

oh I thought it was a person

oh well

[gilded socket]

Okay gayboy

[lethal socket]

Shas'O means commander of the fire caste
vior'la is his homeworld
Shovah is his personal name and means prophetic or farsighted
kais is a descriptor that means skillful or excellent
Mont'yr is a title means experienced in battle

[nocturne bloom]

Erm i like everything

[ocean widget]

Shovahkiin

[jaunty path]

Stay away from my car freak.

[gilded socket]

GAAAAYYY

[nocturne bloom]

Plug your exhaust pipe

[jaunty path]

This is how I feel sometimes.

[nocturne bloom]

[tired steeple]

mm I'm more a fan of lord Rega Nortalius the 4th, venerator of astroff, hero of fictra, slayer of orks, eater of soap

[jaunty path]

I simply do not know what kind of expression to have sometimes.

[gilded socket]

Guh

[misty trench]

do NOT obstruct your exhaust on any engine

[fair bridge]

DO obstruct it when it's funny

[lethal socket]

Also, magos

Mugulath bay was extermied

[minor narwhal]

feed the engine bread it hungers

[lethal socket]

because the imperium are a bunch of salty little bastards

[jaunty path]

What modification do I do to make my car exhaust pipe sound like farts

[tired steeple]

yeah that's why I say the imperium eat planets

exterminatus is just chewing with fire

[fair bridge]

it's hard to believe that there used to be teenagers that would go around plugging up people's exhausts with potatoes

that's fucking insane lmao

[blazing ibex]

What do you mean, I get the best nights sleep in the car when I do that

💤

[lethal socket]

Imperium fans when they say the T'au aren't a threat yet tau from a single world have repeatedly defending imperium forces that are 10x times their size or greater

🤫 🧏‍♂️

[fair bridge]

reminds me also of that top gear thing where they showed off an attachment for your exhaust pipe that would cook a burger while you drove

[tired steeple]

how can imperium fans say that when most of what they have is an anti heavy infantry weapon

[blazing ibex]

Top gear is so good

[tired steeple]

plasma chews up a space marine

[fair bridge]

it was 😔

[jaunty path]

guys

I forgot

Is like

[lethal socket]

the like

big standard tau gun

[jaunty path]

the imperium..bad?

[tired steeple]

did you ping the wrong person

[lethal socket]

is stronger then the astartes bolter

[lethal socket]

yeah

[fair bridge]

clearly not because i Love The Tau

[tired steeple]

silly

[lethal socket]

I love my T'au OC deeply and I get to write stories about her killing space marines

<3

[tired steeple]

knowing actual tau fans is great. It's pretty annoying to have someone with a fetish in your ear telling you about how exotic they'd find you and how it'd be easy to find a tau gf

actual reddit comment I still think about to this day

[fair bridge]

did you see this mfs name

[lethal socket]

I am actually ace irl. I like tau for their lore, but I do think they are pretty

[tired steeple]

yeah but they actually like the tau

as a faction

[lethal socket]

I am a fake freak 😔

[fair bridge]

damn..

[lethal socket]

'hehe, did you know tau women prefer human men'

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP

My tau OC has a loving twink water caste husband

[tired steeple]

elistree is my favourite god in dnd btw

[lethal socket]

who she gives kisses too <3

[lethal socket]

BASED

[tired steeple]

my little psyker self insert oc was dating a mutant

[misty trench]

guys did you know that tau

[fair bridge]

i read this in the most aggressive voice ever and it genuinely startled me a little bit

[misty trench]

have battlesuits?

[fair bridge]

fucking hilarious

[misty trench]

woahowowowoaho

[tired steeple]

my little psyker self insert oc, was dating a mutant

because he's dead

was

[blazing ibex]

No. The imperium protects us all.

||I haven't had any corpse starch in seven days please emperor help me||

[tired steeple]

blew up

kabloom

[misty trench]

based

[fair bridge]

just imagine someone screaming with tears in their eyes about tau women

[tired steeple]

dark angel grabbed him by the neck so he detonated a melta bomb on himself and killed them both

[lethal socket]

'erm did you know that the tau met a dreadnought older then their civilization????'

did you know that same dreadnought got killed by like a battlesuit made in a factory like a week ago???

[fair bridge]

holy shit i can buy steaks tomorrow

[tired steeple]

I do actually like the dreadnought older than faction thing cause it's just a good like

scale setter

[misty trench]

vampire hunters be like

[tired steeple]

The necrons are older than us all

[tired steeple]

So it goes up and it’s like that bigger fish thing

[lethal socket]

I love ho the tau saw titans and went 'we should kill thay thing' and built stormsurges in a few years to just

rip titans apart

[tired steeple]

Now, granted, while the Tau are a small fish, they’re a small fish with guns and nukes and blades and are capable of eating 3 eco systems whole

Including the ones trying to hunt it

[blazing ibex]

When the tyranid bioship passes by your planet

[lethal socket]

T'au are new, but they are no longer really niave

[tired steeple]

I’m shitting in my diaper if I see a nid bioship

[blazing ibex]

I'm offing myself if it decides to pass by tbh

Just a straight up lose-lose situation right there

[round mica]

Oh lord we just saw a hivelord on hellmire 💀

[fair bridge]

fuck

xbox players were supposed to help

[low hemlock]

If me was an Ogryn, I’d survive

[round mica]

We are so cooked 💀

[tired steeple]

WAIT WHAT

[lethal socket]

also ignore the fact I am a huge fan of tau space marines

I would NEVER EVER EVER make a HB chapter of Tau marines

never ever would create lore for their psyker chapter master who joined the farsight enclaves with his brothers to save them from the imperium and chaos

nooooo

[low hemlock]

sry tau enjoyer but Maid Space Marines are where itz at

[lethal socket]

and their ar cry would never ever ever be

"Freedom from the tyranny of man and aun!'

[round mica]

You can actually paint some really cool shit w tau

[lethal socket]

I have painted the chapter master and also a few tau

I am working on painting some kroot

[round mica]

Some of the stuff you see people doing is incredible

Aye nice

I had a homebrew Tau scheme

It was a mix of Grey's browns and khaki for the like fire warrior uh rags in-between the armour and a mix of dark greens and a lighter green for the plate, you layer the greens so it pops

They look camouflaged

[sleek harness]

@misty trench hey uh Aquila

Can I talk with you?

[round mica]

I think it's 2 coats of the browns then a watered down coat

[misty trench]

if it's about the most recent ban I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about that one, he's gonna have to appeal via email [e-mail].

[gilded socket]

Who got banned?

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[gilded socket]

For what?

[ocean widget]

wait nico got banned?

[arctic escarp]

so is mizora but theyre both POS 🤮

[misty trench]

homophobic remarks, there was evidence that went beyond the benefit of the doubt

[ocean widget]

oh
fun

[misty trench]

maybe he was just being edgy but them's the rules

[gilded socket]

Like recently?

[misty trench]

he can appeal if he wants

[gilded socket]

Or over time?

[misty trench]

over time

[gilded socket]

Is me calling lamia gay homophobic remarks?

[misty trench]

like I said I'm not monitoring these chats 24/7, this ain't my job, but if people report shit we activate on it

[gilded socket]

Naturally

[misty trench]

no because in context it clearly isn't

[gilded socket]

I mean he is bi

So its technically right

[ocean widget]

wait did u get sent proof cus i cant find this shit in the message logs

[gilded socket]

But thats like saying a 300cc motor is equivalent to a v6

[lethal socket]

Imagine bring scared of gay people smh

[gilded socket]

Thats nicolaus

[ocean widget]

why would i bring scared of gay people

[gilded socket]

I feel bad for the fella if anything

[misty trench]

yeah I did

[ocean widget]

ah sick

[gilded socket]

Poor guy has a very bad problem with accepting things

[misty trench]

we don't ban without evidence, makes moderating the voice chats difficult

[lethal socket]

I was talking about nicholas

[ocean widget]

you spelt being wrong

[lethal socket]

Arachnophobia is so stupid 😔 just let the spiders get married

[gilded socket]

Would it be invasive to ask what was exactly said?

[minor narwhal]

truth nuke

[misty trench]

referring to "gay" stuff as degenerate, claiming homosexuality is chaos propaganda/not real

now frankly I could buy that last one being an edgy poor taste joke but the issue is it's part of a pattern

[gilded socket]

I see

[misty trench]

like individually I don't think they're necessarily more than edgy jokes but when it's multiple instances over time that's iffy

[fair bridge]

must've been a black templar player

[gilded socket]

If its a trend there’s definitely a true malice

[ocean widget]

chaos propaganda

[gilded socket]

No that’s racism

[dense slate]

seeing what i DO see in the logs, as a mod on another server, indeed there are red flags if i can put 2 and 2 together

[lethal socket]

'being gay is chaos propoganda'
looks inside
Actually just homophobic

[fair bridge]

hate is hate is hate maxine

[ocean widget]

nope, nazis were also homophobic

[gilded socket]

Oh i know but templars fans are more distinctly racist

[lethal socket]

Black templar players my beloathed (sorry, I have met too many bad BT players)

[fair bridge]

beloathed is a sick word

[blazing ibex]

I mean even if its not with true malice, it being a pattern is still a problem in itself

[fair bridge]

i'm taking it

[dense slate]

its an awesome word

[misty trench]

anyway I once again IMPLORE people to report shit if something is amiss instead of just letting it fester and complaining that it's not getting caught

[sleek harness]

This feels like a dream

A bad one

[gilded socket]

Will do

[gilded socket]

There is only ONE good BT player

He is a youtuber called Eons Of Battle

Very sweet guy

[misty trench]

we have had to ban a lot of BT players so yeah

[gilded socket]

Its a trend

For sure

[lethal socket]

I have had like 4 notable BT encounters IRL

[misty trench]

typically they're a BT fan or like a Roman larper

[fair bridge]

man i wanna go to alaska

[gilded socket]

Roman larpers are the worst especially because i really like roman history

[ocean widget]

"FOR CAESAR"

[round mica]

I like bt sigismund at the seige of terra just wasn't loosing

[lethal socket]

1. Called my druhkari mandrakes a real life racial slur for black people
2. called me a traitor to america for liking tau unironically
3. said they would rather be racist then weird like a tau fan
4. Context. I have a female T'au OC. She is pretty. I like her. they made a shitty joke about wanting to violate her and caused a room to just go silent. they have never been seen again luckily

[misty trench]

Roman history is interesting for sure but people get very stupid with it

[gilded socket]

Typical

[ocean widget]

you are a traitor to america for liking a fantasy race

[gilded socket]

This is true

[lethal socket]

Black templars resisting the urge to call a child a racial slur because they like eldar challenge (Impossible)

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all i know about roman history is some fuckers run by a mormon and 2 scientists wear football outfits

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Black templar after killing thousands of civilians because there big angy

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I get called a fvg for liking blood angels which isnt rong but yk

Also i play blood angels

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mormon's name is arcade ganon though, that's a cool ass name

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And my moebian 155th

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or something like that

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joshua graham

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WHICH I HAVE TO PAINT STILL

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joshua isn't a mormon

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He is

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was arcade a mormon?

joshua is a mormon??

does he wear the special underwear??

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Very obviously

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i thought all new canaanites were mormons?

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fuck i gotta replay new vegas

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bro

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SHUT UP

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"Joshua Graham, also known as the Burned Man and formerly known as the Malpais Legate, is a Mormon missionary from the settlement of New Canaan and a co-founder of Caesar's Legion as well as its first legate."

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screaming crying throwing up

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hes a mormon missionary

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i thought the mormon was the other guy

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I told my Mormon instructor about the new cananites and he said that it made no sense in the Mormon bible for cananites to be mormon

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even getting nuked won't stop those c*nts

realest sh*t in fallout fr

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the mormon bible doesn't make much sense anyway so

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He’s not devoutely mormon either

He was a missionary once

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so do you think they had bill jump on the bed while edward and joshua did soaking or nah

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what even happened to bill i forgot

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Guy went to Afghanistan and kinda saw his own truths

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tell him they're new

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I think I have been called the F slur by more gay friends then actual homophobes, its really fucking funny to me

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think he left

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but you know, in a friendly way

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f slur

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Look man, I don't wanna get in trouble 😔

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"Instead of being killed for protesting his colleague's campaign of violence against the tribes, Caesar let Calhoun live, but sent him back to the Followers to inform them of the events, and warn them not to interfere in the expansion of his new empire"

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I did tell him since it was fallout there probably wasnt a full book of mormon for them to read