general-chat

[ocean widget]

networks shit so wait a bit

[cold quiver]

Never been so disappointed opening news chat my god man

[shy sandal]

I'm downloading vermintide 2 again

Cause i like both games

[elder merlin]

He is gonna kill your brothers and sisters, @sleek harness

[shy sandal]

By Taal! Kill!

[sleek harness]

Ok

[thick coyote]

Wait a minute

That's illegal

[gilded socket]

I hate you adobe illustrator

[gaunt bridge]

Bro, I legit thought a big update dropped, nah the dev just dropped his dog pic and called it content . Darktide looking like Left 4 Dead after Valve dipped, only thing keeping it alive is the community , time to quit see you guys

[stark bobcat]

byebye

[torn sluice]

As I understand it, you're just sitting on proven games that are addictive to you. Then I download Dark souls 3 again and go through, then our 2 games in turn, and so on...I'll get to Heroes of Might and Magic III soon

[ocean widget]

ah yes the fatshark special

soon™

[torn sluice]

Sick bastard, did you memorize the keyboard shortcut for ™?!

[steady flame]

bro did servers just poop themselves i just lagged out of the same game 3 separate times and all my teammates are too

[ocean widget]

probably

wouldnt surprise me at this point

[ocean widget]

perchance

[peak falcon]

You can also type in '™' as an emoji.

: tm :

[torn sluice]

Ye?

™

ooooooo!

:Big Cannon:

pf...

My symbol is not here...But trying is not torture.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059228586621554708/1416173591275503616/1563895737156523524.png?ex=68c5e1ef&is=68c4906f&hm=ee1be1bfae378e96481f4672e346ef7f89714d48983ea2e283331f6d74bca717&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[shy sandal]

Never used it, are you drawing on it or making logos and such?

[molten matrix]

your still here?

maybe if you spam update when long enough there will be an update

[fierce cave]

There's a game?!

I thought there was just a server

[flat lake]

how many fucking heresy missions do i have to do to unlock damnation for maelstrom

[tired steeple]

Hello

[ocean widget]

i found the shadowheart wine vid @arctic escarp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9LHQEx-LI

[gilded socket]

Making a death mask off of my own makeup

I have shakey-ish hands

[shy sandal]

Are you using mouse or tablet?

[blissful kiln]

there is no damnation maelstrom

[flat lake]

WHAT

so why is auric not unlocked

[blissful kiln]

10 heresy games to unlock damnation, 10 damnation games to unlock auric

[ocean widget]

because you have to unlock auric by playing damnation

[blissful kiln]

something like that

but there is no damnation maelstrom, only heresy and auric

[gilded socket]

Maus

[shy sandal]

you lose half a point every time you lose a damnation match, make it till 10

[flat lake]

so how do i unlock auric if there is no damnation

[flat lake]

what does that even mean

so i have to play normal missions on damnation to unlock auric maelstrom?

[blissful kiln]

maelstrom is not a difficulty

[flat lake]

what gave you the idea that i think it is

[blissful kiln]

because you think you need to unlock it

which you don't

you unlock auric, which contains auric maelstrom

[flat lake]

could've said that 10 messages ago but thanks

[blissful kiln]

i literally did

reading is hard

[shy sandal]

Could've used your brain 10 messages ago aswel

[ocean widget]

if only i could post mintharas sentencing from J Jonah Jameson rn

[flat lake]

should've specified that i'm not supposed to do maelstrom to unlock higher difficulty maelstrom

[ocean widget]

"you should've specified something i never asked for"

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dragon-ball-super-mpreg-pregnant-gif-11572993620341527299

🫃

[ocean widget]

also the classic mpreg move
i'd say its straight out of lamias book but lamias competent

[fierce cave]

It's my book

[ocean widget]

you dont hornypost as much as lamia

[fierce cave]

This guy doesn't know

[ocean widget]

if only i didnt

[ocean widget]

btw lamia has almost double ur messages

so more hornyposting from lamia

[fierce cave]

Lamia has half the booba

[shy sandal]

Have you considered Spaghetti might be Lamia on an alt?

[fierce cave]

[ocean widget]

no because lamias american and spag is british

[blissful kiln]

is it like Batman and Bruce Wayne?

[fierce cave]

Spagot

[shy sandal]

Freakman and Bruce Wanker

[ocean widget]

sure
in the case that bruce wayne is a whole different nationality and a lot poorer

[hasty sky]

SPAAG

[crystal crane]

I emerge from my pit to see if there is any neat new news. Anything cool in the works?

[ocean widget]

no

[crystal crane]

Shame

[thick coyote]

Superiority buff

That's it

Nothing else

[crystal crane]

Superiority buff?

[thick coyote]

Superiority is a blessing on Force Sword

They are going to include specialists on its proc condition

Huge buff really

77.5% strength Illisi about to hit the streets of Tertium

[crystal crane]

Ah, explains my lack of knowledge. Haven't used my psyker in ages

Fancy boy has just been collecting dust

[orchid skiff]

do elves ears wag like dogs tails when they happy?

[nocturne bloom]

My new gpu will be here tomorrow

Didn't have the will to swap to Nvidia so I went with a 9070

[tired steeple]

hello

probably not

[gilded socket]

So sleepy

[gilded socket]

And tored…

But helldiverbs…

[burnt ginkgo]

why do people tweak out when I ask for one person to join me and my friend so we can 3 man auric maelstroms? I just want it to be hard and I'm trying to get to the point I can 2 man havocs with my friend

people act like im trying to get get them to kill a child

[nocturne bloom]

I was on borderlands 4 all night

Went to work with no sleep

[quick pendant]

BL4 released already?

[gilded socket]

Peak

[nocturne bloom]

Yesterday

[quick pendant]

how is it?

[nocturne bloom]

Spent $130 for all the dlc and stuff too

Honestly

I really like it so far

[quick pendant]

nooo u should wait 10 years and pay 200$ for 5x that amount of dlc

[nocturne bloom]

Movement feels kinda like destiny, map feels like a kinda farcry borderlands mix and the gunplay and abilities feel good

[next pilot]

Brothers and sisters i haven't touched darktide in a while

How is the game doing so far

[nocturne bloom]

I wanted the 2 dlc characters

[quick pendant]

i wanna replay bl3 but despite having the legendary season pass ultra mega super special edition i am missing one dlc and i dont wanna buy it

[nocturne bloom]

Which

[quick pendant]

rigby cat pee.gif

[nocturne bloom]

I played them all

[quick pendant]

the one with the extra sirin shit i think

[burnt ginkgo]

pretty good, arbites is a little overtuned and stepping on vets toes but hopefullyitll be addressed sooin and theyll do vet rework, Havoc is still based asf fun, some guy ran a solo havoc 40 with arbites recently

[nocturne bloom]

Oh the cosmetic pack?

[quick pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/nuggetand-cat-car-cat-meme-cats-gif-13549128190129307854

lemme check

[next pilot]

Any new content recently?

Been quite a bit since they dropped a major update

I left before arbites came

Had exams and a lot of shit in my life i couldn't even enjoy gaming

[tired steeple]

has anyone in warhammer ever once dropped an f-bomb

[nocturne bloom]

I play Vex on 4 and she's pretty cracked, lots of vampire abilities

[lethal solstice]

Yes, in a tithes episode

[tired steeple]

brilliant thanks

[lethal solstice]

Its just rare because GW likes being able to market their product

[tired steeple]

cause I plan on playing wrath & glory and I'm not sure if "fuck" is something a guardsman would say upon discovering a necron tomb

but god kark and frag have so much more character

[burnt ginkgo]

hmmm im not sure were all the new havoc modifers in before you stopped?

[tired steeple]

but idk I think that still works lol

[next pilot]

Yeah i stopped the same time they did the ogryn rework

[elder merlin]

Pet update in news

[wise depot]

Here we go again with CIVI maelstrom

[elder merlin]

[nocturne bloom]

Vex is hot so it was worth it

[crystal crane]

According to a certain text game they have dedicated muscles that lets them emote with them

[orchid skiff]

i need to find that game

[crystal crane]

Granted the elves in that game has the big Jak and Daxter elf ears

[dapper trench]

anyone here know Jin-roh the wolf brigade

[tired steeple]

what game is that

and yeah I've heard of it

lot of certain groups of people really like that anime

[dapper trench]

Its referenced in Killzone

Its a good film though

[tired steeple]

I believe it also has like 2 other things set in the same universe?

I dunno if it's exactly sequels

[next pilot]

What's that

Intresting

A blog about pets

[dapper trench]

maybe

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

Damn motherfucker, what dlc even is there?

[elder merlin]

Also @forest creek left us

[gilded socket]

I got the full correct officer set

I look like a cop with her body cam off

[jaunty path]

[blissful kiln]

it's borderlands, it's always infested with day 1 dlc

[elder merlin]

[elder merlin]

I guess i dont remember any from bl1 and 2

Unless he just means the preorder rewards

[blissful kiln]

i don't know about bl1, but bl2 definitely had day 1 shit

[elder merlin]

Or is there a season pass too

Everyone and their mother seems to do season passes now

[blissful kiln]

not a season pass, just cut content that they sell for extra

[nocturne bloom]

130 with the game included sorry

One adds 2 characters to play as, more missions, weapons and areas iirc

[blissful kiln]

thank merciful Allah I don't give a shit about borderlands anymore

130$ for a full game

[misty trench]

I stopped after the pre-sequel and that really was the best time to get out

[orchid skiff]

i can't find it

[elder merlin]

I couldnt even get past act 1 for the pre-sequel

[weak beacon]

What do I do in this game I don’t know what to do

[elder merlin]

Shoot and smash

[misty trench]

I enjoyed pre-sequel, granted part of that was out of wanting to support an aussie branch studio

[weak beacon]

I mean like fun activities to do on the game I’m getting kinda bored of it

[misty trench]

they included a good amount of australiana that was fun to engage with for me

[orchid skiff]

look at the dogs in the newest post

that's your content

FOR FREE

[blissful kiln]

pre-sequel was great, cmv

[nocturne bloom]

So far 4 has been worth the money imo

[orchid skiff]

aint god good ?

[misty trench]

try different builds, different modes, whatever you're into

[weak beacon]

I have a short attention span and have a hard time watching build videos

[misty trench]

oh I wouldn't watch a build video lmao

just make one, go nuts

[weak beacon]

All my builds suck

I don’t know what half the stuff in this game does honestly

[misty trench]

that's fine, neither do most people with build videos

[nocturne bloom]

Play with us 🤝

Games more fun when people talk tbh

[weak beacon]

I’m scared of people

Jokes aside maybe next time I hope on

[stark bobcat]

I'm scared of DN

[nocturne bloom]

Same, but ive poked in a few vcs here

Just find some folk you like

[misty trench]

play with people like Ainz, he's extremely chill

[orchid skiff]

🧐

[stark bobcat]

I've been taking a break after doing that solo

its like Sisyphus reaching the top of the hill

"what now?"

[misty trench]

lmao it did you in eh?

[stark bobcat]

I pub some havoc 40s when when I am bored

[misty trench]

I've never had the patience to get good at soloing high level shit

[stark bobcat]

literally the reason I do is because no network bugs

lately too many error codes

so I just go offline and solo

[tired steeple]

do you get anything for soloing in darktide

any penances

[misty trench]

that's fair, I've been hearing it's real bad for a lot of people atm

nah Darktide is weirdly hostile to solo play

[blissful kiln]

feeling of pride and accomplishment

[stark bobcat]

nothing from using solo mod

no exp, no penance, no mats

using MMT is the opposite

many more tries

[tired steeple]

I see

[thick coyote]

Peak meme

Now what lmao

[stark bobcat]

literally

beat the hardest content solo

I guess using different talents/characters

but I dont wanna

[gilded socket]

Woof

[blissful kiln]

back to vermintide

[stark bobcat]

exactly what I did

[blissful kiln]

c3dwons solo slayer

[stark bobcat]

VT2 and DRG

Cata solos are fun

I've yet to touch modded cause I want normal cata to feel too easy

[blissful kiln]

I've seen some fun solos with modded weapons

Waystalker with a Pickaxe

[crystal crane]

Probably for the best if you aren't a full internet freak

[orchid skiff]

disgusting.

dm me

[nocturne bloom]

Freak?

I heard

[jade stump]

I gotta boot up verm 2 again someday, missing shoving bosses as sir kruber

Had a funny moment in the past where I shoved a Minotaur far enough down to res our sefoni that downed her

Bro was FUMING having to trot back up

[crystal crane]

It was intercepted by the Inquisition

[weak beacon]

BOW TO SIR KRUBER YOU FILTH BASTARDS🗣️ 🔥

[green beacon]

IM A BLOODY BATTERING RAM THATS WHAT I AM

[fair bridge]

the new weapon customization mod update looks like it's gonna be peak

i never did like how janky the old one was

[nocturne bloom]

im a what

[weak beacon]

kruber quote

[nocturne bloom]

[jade stump]

BULL OF OSTLAND!!!!

[nocturne bloom]

He dont know chat

[weak beacon]

I don’t get it :/

[blissful kiln]

Sir Coomer

[fair bridge]

sir coomer haha

not a single darktide character will come close to the soul that the u5 had

[sonic tinsel]

Cool pets.. update?

[fair bridge]

what do you hope to accomplish with this message

[green beacon]

bc they aren't supposed to?
it's a character creator not a fleshed out story

[blissful kiln]

I wouldn't call VT2 story fleshed out

[fair bridge]

it has a story

that's already better than darktide

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-depression-sad-goth-girl-gif-1382185996216283481

[blissful kiln]

not really? darktide probably has more of a plot than vt2

[green beacon]

the characters are at least like
well thought out

[fair bridge]

there were 3 acts in vt2

the end of the main story was the skittergate

at the end of act 3

the blightreaper stuff in bogenhafen happened afterward

then back to ubersreik which doesn't really have any relevance to the main plot, just some weird oleysa shit i think

i could go on but i have the feeling i've lost the room

[green beacon]

like no matter what a character creator game isn't gonna have characters as compelling as a game with predefined characters

[weak beacon]

I feel like vermintide wa the only thing people liked about the end times

[crystal crane]

They are pretty close to U5 quality if you get the right combo of personalities together

[fair bridge]

unfortunately it doesn't happen often enough

i did have one cool interaction in dt with my vet and two other vets

[spare furnace]

archaon the everchosen baby

[fair bridge]

i could post the clip but no one would find it interesting

[jade stump]

I like clips

[crystal crane]

Certainly is rare but that just makes it more satisfying

[fair bridge]

i'd rather have consistently funny and interesting interactions rather than the rare cool interaction

but there is no accounting for taste

we're all playing the same bad game

[orchid skiff]

nah i'm playing heroes of hammerwatch

[fair bridge]

waoww...

[weak beacon]

I have had interactions in the darktide that I have found interesting funny or have made me smile

[crystal crane]

They are pretty consistent if you mostly play as an Ogryn. Still enjoy the new bodyguard quotes with his hatred of Wolfer

[fair bridge]

i am quite tired of the big dumb idiot schtick

[crystal crane]

Oi, the big guys aren't idiots

[fair bridge]

everyone's lines are written well though, glad that stayed

[fair bridge]

do you say "oi" in real life to actual human beings

[weak beacon]

I use the bully voice because I think it sounds funny

[fair bridge]

bully is mean :(

[green beacon]

stupid git....

[jade stump]

Is a mean universe

[crystal crane]

Depends on if they are cool

[fair bridge]

cool to what??

[crystal crane]

Cool enough to not care about the word oi

[fair bridge]

i don't think i catch your meaning

are you british?

[crystal crane]

Do I need to be to use a word?

[fair bridge]

there is no need to get defensive...

but that is their word

[crystal crane]

The only Brit word they can keep is the one for smokes

[fair bridge]

what word is that?

[jade stump]

An orky word I assume

[orchid skiff]

cig

[fair bridge]

woaaaaaa

[jade stump]

now I got a cig squig on the brain

[fair bridge]

cig isn't such a bad word

[jade stump]

Damn you imagination

[thick coyote]

Yes but no

[fair bridge]

i don't see why they should keep it

[thick coyote]

[fair bridge]

in fact i've heard americans say it quite often to refer to a cigarette

don't think i've ever heard any americans say "oi" though... interesting

or "bloody" or "rubbish"

[severe sequoia]

oi

[crystal crane]

Must not be ork enjoyers

[jade stump]

the beauty of the human mind is in its unpredictability

[fair bridge]

or refer to the trunk of a car as the "boot"

actually no i totally have heard an american guy use the word "bloody"

[green beacon]

yea cuz "yo" or "hey" work

[fair bridge]

it was on that shitty zac efron travel show he did for like a season

[misty trench]

oi mate

[severe sequoia]

wait til you hear about the american that uses the extra u in words like "flavour"

[fair bridge]

impossible, they don't exist

[green beacon]

"colour" 🤢

[jade stump]

An oi wave has came, a few more and it might become a oi tide

[severe sequoia]

[of course I know him, he's me]

[fair bridge]

sometimes i wonder if the europeans are correct about that

[orchid skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-vexed-sev-vexed-ffxiv-ffxiv-emote-ffxiv-sev-gif-26687671

[misty trench]

trunk = boot
sweater = jumper
flip flops = thongs

[fair bridge]

i'm sorry you call flip flops thongs??

nice

[misty trench]

in australia, yeah

[fair bridge]

well you're australian so that may be- yeah

[ripe tangle]

in NZ, they’re called Jandals

[light fern]

yeah caus ethey go between the big gap in your toes

[green beacon]

Warhammer 2k oi tide

[crystal crane]

They can't be right. Don't even know how to use spices when they had an empire for it

[light fern]

only thing that matters is the word means "between flesh"

[fair bridge]

lately in america we've been calling any slip-on shoe crocs

[light fern]

certain rubber types in aussie are called pluggers and you can slap seven shades of feces out of someone with em

[fair bridge]

i'm afraid you lost me

[ripe tangle]

in America, Flip-Flops is common, so are calling them Slides

[fair bridge]

clearly they must have known how to use spices

[crystal crane]

Crocs are the second worst foot invention

[light fern]

in germany a thong underwear is called a slip

[fair bridge]

ahh interesting

i kinda like that

[light fern]

crocs were a dream for my wife when she was in hospital for a long stay

[ripe tangle]

What about Toe Shoes?

[orchid skiff]

in france a slip is a brief

[ripe tangle]

wait, do they even still make toe shoes?

[orchid skiff]

the male underwear

[fair bridge]

a brief what

oh briefs

[misty trench]

boxers

[nocturne bloom]

What are we talking about now

[fair bridge]

what do you call boxers

[misty trench]

knickers

undies

[crystal crane]

Never heard of em, so hopefully they went extinct

[ripe tangle]

Here they’re called boxers

[fair bridge]

slips or knickers, which way western man

[orchid skiff]

caleçon

[misty trench]

we call boxers, boxers tho

[light fern]

i mean, i have mens' boxer shorts that i just lounge around in

[orchid skiff]

/

caleçon boxeur

[fair bridge]

such an elegant language

[light fern]

and big baggy band t shirts

[clever storm]

@severe sequoia gray or grey

[misty trench]

they're very very good for that lol

[light fern]

so like, stuff gender norms heh

[ripe tangle]

briefs are called briefs, but women’s briefs can also be called panties

[fair bridge]

i'm actually gonna take french next semester

[light fern]

perfect pre transition, perfect post transition

i wasn't about to let em go

[misty trench]

truly the people's lounge wear

[severe sequoia]

grey

[crystal crane]

Mens clothing forever comfiest lazy wear

[orchid skiff]

is it just me or briefs are so uncomfortable

[clever storm]

o7

[misty trench]

yeah I prefer longform content

[fair bridge]

briefs are awesome

[ripe tangle]

what’s wrong with going commando?

[fair bridge]

how they curve and contort to the body's natural shape

dudes rock 🚬

[orchid skiff]

i need underwear so i don't pee on my pants

and poop

[ripe tangle]

I’m sorry, what?

[orchid skiff]

yk

🧐

[clever storm]

[light fern]

women know about escaping fluids

[ripe tangle]

do you not shake it off or wipe!?!

[fair bridge]

rewdy poops him pant..................

[light fern]

it's a part of life and getting old

[orchid skiff]

i'm not gay sry

[light fern]

and bugger people who shame anyone for it

[ripe tangle]

what does not pissing yourself have to do with sexuality?

I’m so confused

[orchid skiff]

it's ok

[light fern]

I'd say an awkward on the spot moment

[river elbow]

I'm not even gonna ask what tonight's topic is.

[fair bridge]

us bro

[fair bridge]

go ahead and start a convo about this stupid ass video game, we're waiting

[ripe tangle]

Wait

[light fern]

let's redirect our topic toward bottling fruit to make the best jam that gets you rat-faced on christmas when you're surrounded by family you don't like

[ripe tangle]

does everyone piss themselves ir something?

[jade stump]

I was talking bout sir kruber earlier but that’s a different game

[ripe tangle]

I’m so lost, why’re you all pissing yourselves?

That’s nasty.

[orchid skiff]

why are you not ?

[jade stump]

Uh….cyberdog cool

[fair bridge]

i can't believe we live in a time where we shame others for pissing

[ripe tangle]

because I din’t want to piss myself!

[green beacon]

they're pissing themselves in the general chat???

[fair bridge]

god damn it, the piss has to fucking go somewhere

[orchid skiff]

body positivity cmon

[crystal crane]

Can't exactly play games in the bathroom

[jade stump]

Skill issue

[light fern]

hahahahahhaa

[jade stump]

[light fern]

how to cure depressive episode : check darktide discord

[fair bridge]

the nearest sink is too fucking far away

[light fern]

ty all, i needed that laugh

[elder hare]

its a piss poor attitude

[light fern]

zing heh

[river elbow]

Get a shit bucket like the Colonel from Battlefield Friends.

[fair bridge]

i am unfamiliar with all of these things

[elder hare]

man, no one remembers the 7-up bottles, hot pockets, and uncomfortable sweats

[fair bridge]

before my time perhaps

[ripe tangle]

wait

[fair bridge]

hot pockets are still a thing

they're the shit

[ripe tangle]

why’re you people pissing in sinks now?

[elder hare]

its cleaner than Flint water

[ripe tangle]

there’s a toilet right there!

[fair bridge]

"you people" my god the nerve

[orchid skiff]

damn my message got filtered

well you will never know

[ripe tangle]

:v

[elder hare]

thank the emperor

[fair bridge]

i've never once had a message filtered here what the fuck did you say lmfao

[elder hare]

dont ask

[orchid skiff]

too late im showing in dm

[ripe tangle]

I’ll admit to having peed in the shower before… but even then it’s gross…

[orchid skiff]

LMAO

i saw what you deleted

🧐

[jade stump]

As did me and my corpse starch

[misty trench]

fellas I can see ALL of this shit

[fair bridge]

[jade stump]

Wardens having psyker vision will never not make me laugh

[fair bridge]

if i make an emote just like this with an ogryn waving will you add it

[misty trench]

I now understand what people mean when they call it a curse

[ripe tangle]

You can’t read what I typed

because I deleted it! HA!

[fair bridge]

i can, can i repost it?

[elder hare]

lmao it still shows deleted messages

[ripe tangle]

No

[misty trench]

I can request it added yeah

[fair bridge]

i'm so tired of this bureaucracy. appoint a discord czar now

[misty trench]

we have one

[elder hare]

not as cool as the discord custodes

[fair bridge]

the absent god i see

[jade stump]

I was able to talk this sticker into existence in the past

[fair bridge]

it's lame now i'm not gonna make it

[jade stump]

Make what, a cake?

[ripe tangle]

It’s you, isn’t it?

[misty trench]

nah it ain't me

[fair bridge]

i'm just gonna watch paul harrell talk about the 1986 miami dade shooting instead

[crystal crane]

It is all of them. Like the hive mind

[misty trench]

you'd know it was me if once a week there was a random 6 hour slowmode imposed on a channel for like 2 minutes just to fuck with people

[fair bridge]

that would be amazing

[ripe tangle]

Weren’t there like almost 10 deaths and like 5 or 6 wounded?

including both suspects and a bunch of FBI agents

[fair bridge]

i haven't gotten to that part yet god lucia, spoilers

jeez

[ripe tangle]

Sorry

[fair bridge]

here's the video - paul is pretty great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv8cByaVyNQ

or, was

he died unfortunately

[ripe tangle]

I just remember reading about it and it was bloody as fuck

[misty trench]

don't be sorry, keep spoiling the 40 year old event

[fair bridge]

dats da JOKE

[crystal crane]

Do the spoilers really matter for something that old?

[fair bridge]

THAT IS THE JOKE

[misty trench]

I'M AWARE

[misty trench]

tbf he did apologise for this

[fair bridge]

i'll start using tone tags if that helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crystal crane]

No, I am the joke

[fair bridge]

such a gentleman!! i miss him dearly

[jade stump]

No, We are the joke

[astral basin]

Aaaaa

[fair bridge]

and a chad pop tart enjoyer

[ripe tangle]

@fair bridge I also recommend looking into the 1997 North Hollywood shooting, which was all caught on film, over 1000+ rounds were fired and the only people who were killed were the two guys playing Payday 2 irl.

[astral basin]

Pop tarts

[crystal crane]

I miss pop tarts

[fair bridge]

i'm familiar - HEAT took a lot of inspiration from that

[jade stump]

Dang now I want a blueberry poptart

[ripe tangle]

Yes it did!

[misty trench]

getting rekt by cloakers while trying to fix a jammed drill for the 100th time?

[jade stump]

What’s y’all’s preferred poptart flavor

[fair bridge]

if you like HEAT you should read HEAT 2 before the movie comes out in a year or two

[astral basin]

I have
The fudge/smore bulk box

[fair bridge]

i loved it, got me back into reading books

[ripe tangle]

yeah.

[jade stump]

S’mores are awesome

[ripe tangle]

exactly that…

[jade stump]

Still can’t believe they got different versions

[fair bridge]

i feel like the past few days have had a weird vibe to them

[ripe tangle]

I don’t really like Poptarts…

[fair bridge]

people in all the servers i'm in are behaving oddly

except here

[crystal crane]

It may be basic bitch, but I enjoyed a boring cinnamon one now and then in the past

[fair bridge]

which pisses me off

[ripe tangle]

Cherry I guess?

[jade stump]

Sleeper pick, respectable

[ripe tangle]

or Strawberry?

[elder hare]

Oreo

[ripe tangle]

whatever’s the red one full of red

that’s the one I like

[fair bridge]

strawberry

[jade stump]

For someone who doesn’t poptart, this a decent choice

[fair bridge]

a patrician's choice

[orchid skiff]

are you cheating on darktide discord

[jade stump]

Red good with and without toaster

[astral basin]

Cant stand most pop tarts
The plain… crust? Is awful

[crystal crane]

I never toasted my pop tarts

[astral basin]

Toasted pop tarts are great

[fair bridge]

normally i'm only in 3 discords with 1 i actively talk in. lately i've found myself actively participating in 4

this is very strange for me

[elder hare]

Toaster Strudels are better imo

[jade stump]

If I have too many of those I go in a food coma they slap

[astral basin]

Based

[orchid skiff]

slut

[ripe tangle]

I have an air fryer at home

[fair bridge]

and my server list has inflated to 13 different servers

[jade stump]

If I wasn’t a blueberry fanatic Oreo would be my default

[fair bridge]

which is way too much

correction, 12

[crystal crane]

If I wanted to take the time to dust off my toaster I would just eat a toaster strudel

[silk jungle]

TRUTH

[astral basin]

I need to replace my airfryer

[fair bridge]

i just remembered i was still in that stupid ass marathon server

[crystal crane]

That game has a server?

[jade stump]

Not a fan of running?

[orchid skiff]

am i the only one with a weirdo's stomach and i can't eat too much haha

[elder hare]

yes

[fair bridge]

i was in two playtests so i had to be in it

[orchid skiff]

🥹

[fair bridge]

after this last playtest though i can officially say that the game is going to suck

[silk jungle]

Im looking for a havoc team anyone interested?

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

[crystal crane]

I could have told you that without playing the game

[silk jungle]

is this the server I should go to?

[fair bridge]

i'm nothing if not a visual learner

[fair bridge]

#vox-lfg-lexicanum

it is the channel in this server you should go to yes

it has instructions for you

[ripe tangle]

[crystal crane]

Then why did you need to play it

[astral basin]

Fish

[fair bridge]

because i'm a visual learner...

that's

dude you suck at picking up this stuff

[crystal crane]

I am good at picking up stuff

[fair bridge]

pick up that can

anyway in all seriousness i got invited because i had a shitload of hours in destiny 2

i played the first playtest because why not

[crystal crane]

Now I gotta watch Gorgeous Freeman

[astral basin]

Point of playtest
Give vocal gamers the ability to stress test the wip features

[fair bridge]

this newest playtest came after all the art theft stuff

and boy was i disappointed

[crystal crane]

The trailer sounded cool

[tired steeple]

Oh is something new happening

[fair bridge]

i figured they would have at least addressed the problem that the core gameplay has in that it plays too much like apex legends without any of the things that makes apex unique and ||fun||

[crystal crane]

Not in Darktide apparently

[fair bridge]

it's just sad

[elder hare]

Nah, we saw some pets

[fair bridge]

sad that this is what bungie is now

[elder hare]

Ah well, time to dive

[formal mortar]

Getting the karnak penance of not setting off mines is annoying

[dapper trench]

Brooo

TF IS WITH THIS LINE

IM TRYING TO GET FOOD BEFORE I START DRINKING

[gilded socket]

I GOT CONTACT HARVEST

ON AUDIOBOOK

[sullen robin]

can be done on uprising

[hard star]

Slab has been given a bonehead implant by Grendyl. Says Slab should feel it at this very moment my good associates.

[formal mortar]

Yeah, but I get randoms in right before the fight that just walk into all the mines lol

It's just me not bothering to get a team together

[hard star]

Verily seems that I have been given enhanced intelligence so I may serve our most beneficent emperor to fight against the heretical scourge that dare tread on our most sacred and holy ground.

[nocturne bloom]

Randoms
Walks into mine
HELLDIVERS 2 REFERENCE

[dapper trench]

.....

[gilded socket]

Also i got 2 free helldivers book on audible

And a free judge dredd book

[formal mortar]

Is it one with Judge De'ath?

[gilded socket]

Its year one

[dapper trench]

Error Svi - Wish I had more to say made by Idleglance explains my reaction to that information

[formal mortar]

Yet another zealot spawned in and immediately walks into every mine after asked not lto lmao

[weak beacon]

We are simple minded creatures

[dapper trench]

These fries are aright

[nocturne flicker]

frosted brown sugar cinnamon

[dapper trench]

chocolate cause im a fat fuck

[jade stump]

You’d love oreos if you wanna be fat with oreos

[jade stump]

Sick we got 2 cinnamon enjoyers in chat

[dapper trench]

No

tried em

didnt like em

[nocturne flicker]

this might be a hot take but poptart cookies and cream (oreo flavour to anyone not in the know) is kinda mid

[dapper trench]

Chocolate

then cinnamon

[jade stump]

Understandable

[dapper trench]

Idk i havent had poptarts in months

[nocturne flicker]

like i LOVE cookies and cream flavoured stuff but... poptarts of that flavour just taste... off

[jade stump]

Same it’s been almost a year

[nocturne flicker]

me too yeah

[sleek harness]

Yall are weird

[nocturne flicker]

make it clap

[jade stump]

Okay mr not weird, which flavor do YOU prefer

I’m a blue berry enjoyer

[sleek harness]

Flavor of what? Be specific poop-brain

[jade stump]

Poptart

[nocturne flicker]

haven't tried those yet

[sleek harness]

What is poptart

[jade stump]

Dang it I forgot I was talking to RAT

Stinky RAT

[nocturne flicker]

although i've been having this particular kind of cereal with cashews in it. one of the healthier types of cereal brands. i'm not american so we actually have access to cereal that won't give you diabeetus

[jade stump]

Stay away from my poptarts I don’t want warp stone in them

[nocturne flicker]

... okay let's not be too harsh a warp stone poptart would go hard

[jade stump]

The crunchiness would be unexpected but welcome

[formal mortar]

This is making me wish I could private match without a 2nd player

[nocturne flicker]

it's like popping candy only you turn into a chaos spawn

[jade stump]

Spicy rock candy

[nocturne flicker]

literally solo mode. we're still waiting for ts

[vestal mantle]

Well... Friend got dt but this week has just been excuses as to why not to play... I give up

🙁

Tried Tuesday, Wednesday, and today with no luck

[formal mortar]

Sometimes life hits you

[nocturne flicker]

hey guys we know you're starving for content and news about it! but anyway here's some photos of our pets and literally nothing about new content even though the last update and comms were back in june

[formal mortar]

I suddenly have 4 job interviews

[nocturne flicker]

when it rains it pours

[formal mortar]

It's a good type of rain

I hope to get 1 of them

[round mica]

Pop tarts are good as hell

[nocturne flicker]

there's a bad kind? bad weather is when there's no rain

[formal mortar]

There is bad rain where I live sometimes

We get flooded

[vestal mantle]

So i think tomm gonna go pew pew robots

[nocturne flicker]

city planning issue

[formal mortar]

Yeah it really is

[nocturne flicker]

don't go blaming the rain 😤

haha

[formal mortar]

And we're along multiple rivers

[sleek harness]

You going to tell me, or?

[nocturne flicker]

we've got one big river here. it's a blessing and a curse

[jade stump]

My fault the power of the warpstone poptart threw me off

[nocturne flicker]

we get mice plagues out where i live in southern qld and they go fucking crazy every time the river floods.

[jade stump]

It’s like a sweet tart u can yeet into a toaster optionally to make it warm

Got hella flavors

[sleek harness]

What

[nocturne flicker]

i play irl vermintide every couple of years. i've found huge chunks of mouse bait throughout and under the house as well as adhesive traps will basically curb any mice infestation

[vestal mantle]

Ill get the hammer

[nocturne flicker]

i prefer my poptarts cold

[vestal mantle]

Frozen

[sleek harness]

WHAT THE HELL IS A POPTART

Please explain better, poop-brain

[vestal mantle]

Cheap pastry

[jade stump]

I JUST EXPLAINED IT GOOD GOOD

[nocturne flicker]

arfur morgen

[sleek harness]

YOU FUCKING DIDN'T

[ocean widget]

shit with sugar on it essentially

[sleek harness]

LAZY BASTARD

[sleek harness]

Candy?

Okay

Sounds terrible

[ocean widget]

you can shove em in a toaster

[jade stump]

Great now I’m speakin skaven, this warp stone poptart is too strong

[ocean widget]

they taste like shit

[sleek harness]

Why are yall glazing over it?

[ocean widget]

toasted they taste like shit

generally they're shit

[nocturne flicker]

it's kinda like an american style toaster strudel. idk

[vestal mantle]

Some poptarts are better heated than cold

[nocturne flicker]

i prefer homemade strudels tbh

[vestal mantle]

Like Apple Cinnamon

And Blueberry

[ocean widget]

and all pop tarts are better in the bin

[jade stump]

I just wanted to know peoples preferred flavors

[sleek harness]

I like

[jade stump]

The only poptart I glaze is blueberry

[vestal mantle]

Sometimes I put my poptarts in buldak

[nocturne flicker]

british food same category

[weak beacon]

I like the blueberry poptart :)

[nocturne flicker]

i tried these things called like fuckin jammy dodgers or smth

[sleek harness]

Same as poop-brain

Terrible

[nocturne flicker]

british food always has to have some monkey paw ass fishy aftertaste

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/bullseye-poindexter-daredevil-daredevil-born-again-born-again-gif-16540501848918561057

[weak beacon]

:(

[vestal mantle]

Coincidentally the worse flavor is brown sugar cinnamon

[jade stump]

YOURE THE POOP BRAIN >:(

[ocean widget]

motherfucker maybe dont eat em after you had fish

[vestal mantle]

Coughs in marmite

[nocturne flicker]

i've legit eaten sweet biscuits from britain that taste like fish

[sleek harness]

Not saying that the flavor or you is terrible, I am just saying that because poop-brain like it it becomes terrible

[nocturne flicker]

australian confectionary always wins

[sleek harness]

No

[ocean widget]

marmite is literally just shitty solidified beer

[vestal mantle]

Yet it exists

[jade stump]

Fuck his logic is genius, I can’t come back from this

[ocean widget]

i genuinely think you need to see a GP or wash your hands if food tastes like that

[sleek harness]

Exactly

Thats why you are poop-brain

[nocturne flicker]

i work at a hospital. i wash my hands so much they bleed in winter

[sleek harness]

Clearly agreeing to me makes you stupider

[nocturne flicker]

it's just the food bro

[ocean widget]

awful
wash em more

[ocean widget]

yeah cus of people like khorne dawg and their shit taste

[jade stump]

Wait a second, you’re playing Cyberpunk, I can say the slang words

How’s the playthrough choom

[vestal mantle]

Anyways just wanted to pop in and say hi... Im gonna shoot robots in Armored Core

[jade stump]

You chromed up yet or still full ganic

[nocturne flicker]

allat bc i said i don't like british food bruh. you're the one to come out swinging against ppl who like sh*t you don't 😭🙏

[sleek harness]

I am in a poly relationship with Panam and Kenny

[nocturne flicker]

kenny 💀

[jade stump]

Based

[nocturne bloom]

Was someone shit talking the mighty blueberry pop tart

[sleek harness]

Yes me

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-darktide-rave-40k-kruber-gif-26978274

[jade stump]

Na he was shit talking me, my brain in specifi-

[nocturne flicker]

one time is too many

[vestal mantle]

Can I raise you the apple cinnamon pop tart

[jade stump]

Nvm I’m too dumb to even know what he’s shit talking

[nocturne flicker]

my taste is immaculate

[sleek harness]

Poop-brain

[ocean widget]

stop jacking off in the damn tank skaven

[jade stump]

Skaven mind too powerful

[nocturne bloom]

I care not for a rats preference in pop tarts

[vestal mantle]

@sleek harness whats the build

[sleek harness]

What tank? There are no tanks in this game

[sleek harness]

Sniper

[vestal mantle]

Im going a hammer/hmg build

[ocean widget]

the basilisk skaven

https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Militech_Basilisk

[nocturne flicker]

unfathomably based

[sleek harness]

By the way

I lied

[nocturne flicker]

the one you f*ck panam in

[ocean widget]

get guts

[vestal mantle]

Nah, not using a shotgun when I can bonk

[ocean widget]

awful

[vestal mantle]

Plus the shotgun competes with bonk

[nocturne bloom]

Tbf melee in cyberpunk is like the easiest route

[vestal mantle]

Yes, but bonk

[ocean widget]

blades defo is

blunt is kinda meh ngl

[vestal mantle]

Blunt can be fun tho

[sleek harness]

Not tank

Dumbass

[nocturne flicker]

i actually really like the katana in cyberpunk. it's fun. easy to use. slice and dice, very easy light and heavy combos
ghost of yootei has oodachi and i think dual wakizashi as well? also yari, kusarigama, firearms. i'm excited, hope they don't do smth to make it mid. although i'll have to wait a while prolly bc i'm not a sony pony cuck who'll buy a ps5 for one game. i'll wait 4 years like i did with ghost of tsushima too if i have to.

[vestal mantle]

Throw emp ground smash charge bonk dakka dakka

[sleek harness]

Weeb

[ocean widget]

the basilisk is literally a hovering tank

[nocturne bloom]

Monowire my beloved

[sleek harness]

Liar

[formal mortar]

The basilisk is a tank

[sleek harness]

It is UFO

[nocturne flicker]

grilla hand gang

[gilded socket]

Mantis blades

[ocean widget]

your brain is a UDO

[jade stump]

Cool tree knife throwing

[nocturne flicker]

i'd use european style swords if i could 😭

[ocean widget]

gorilla hands because they're the only useful hand cyberware

[nocturne bloom]

The basilisk was originally a cargo transport vehicle so skaven isnt actually wrong in saying it isnt

[ocean widget]

The Basilisk is a dual seater hovertank manufactured by Militech in Cyberpunk 2077.

According to the manufacturer, this vehicle took part in twenty-three armed conflicts across five continents over a period of ten years - with overwhelming success.

— Military Basilisk, Cyberpunk 2077

[nocturne bloom]

Its just weaponized by militech

[gilded socket]

I just fucking scammed the shit out of amazon

[formal mortar]

Doesn't matter what it is originally, it's still a tank

[nocturne flicker]

johnny silverhand

[gilded socket]

8 books for free

Then canceled right after

[ocean widget]

thats like saying a bulldozer is still a bulldozer when some guy whos pissed at the government gets his hands on it

[nocturne flicker]

iykyk

[nocturne bloom]

You realize you can just constantly make new accounts for free prime and get everything free all the time right

[gilded socket]

Too lazy

[nocturne bloom]

I did it for free shipping on my gpu

Lol

[jade stump]

I like deflecting bullets with katanas, bonus points if the enemy’s using a shotgun

[nocturne flicker]

i found rebecca's shotgun. the recoil is so high it's hilarious

i plan to kill smasher with it in my current playthrough

[vestal mantle]

Dont forget edgerunners 2 soon

[jade stump]

Soooooooon

[nocturne bloom]

Eh? Takes like 10 min tops for 30 days

[nocturne flicker]

i'm edging so hard right now

[jade stump]

Remember gents, no happy endings in night city

[vestal mantle]

If it makes you all feel better just remember that ||David is dead||

[dapper trench]

Dawg wat

[nocturne flicker]

there is bittersweet ones though. imo the best ending is the one where you just let johnny take your body at the end. with good relationship obv

[nocturne bloom]

[nocturne flicker]

idk whatever being excited for edgerunners 2 is called

[jade stump]

Sick, I gotta use that shotgun more next I redownload cyberpunk; got hooked with smart weaponry too fast

[nocturne flicker]

so get away another way to feel what you didn't want yourself to know

[dapper trench]

Hyped?

Excited?

[nocturne flicker]

those aren't thematic enough

[nocturne bloom]

Edged

[quartz sail]

F YEAH! I can finally start a 40! Only took..... 23 wins at a 40 and a variety of wins at the other levels to do it.

[nocturne bloom]

Im so edged up to play cyberpunk!

[dapper trench]

I will crush your skull with my bare hands

anyway

[nocturne bloom]

Can you wear elbow long gloves while you do it

[dapper trench]

tf is elbow gloves

[nocturne flicker]

gloves that come up to your elbow

[sleek harness]

Explain

[stable fox]

I'm not gonna read these conversations for today

[dapper trench]

ah, thank you

[sleek harness]

Nicolaus

[nocturne flicker]

like how thigh highs are socks that come up to your thighs, same principle

[ocean widget]

unidentified disappearing object

[sleek harness]

You got one of thoses things wrong

Fool

[dapper trench]

is your pfp from fear and hunger?

[ocean widget]

i mean it clearly aint there but you're still alive

[nocturne flicker]

we're talking about cp (cyberpunk)

[ocean widget]

[dapper trench]

get the mods

[stable fox]

Yeah good joke, now

GET OUT-

[nocturne flicker]

mandela catalogue

[dapper trench]

oooh

[nocturne bloom]

Wow I love [filtered by mods]!

[nocturne flicker]

yeah, it's twinked-up satan

[sleek harness]

He is literally

[dapper trench]

Gabriel

[sleek harness]

What a liar

[stable fox]

[dapper trench]

Enki hype

[vestal mantle]

Oh god

[dapper trench]

whatever gets your rocks off ig

[vestal mantle]

My water app said I havent drank any water since 7 am

Its almost 9 pm

[dapper trench]

have you?

[nocturne flicker]

dink water

[stable fox]

He'll dehydrate

[nocturne flicker]

Lucifer pretending to be Gabriel to be exact

[nocturne bloom]

Theres water in my monsters

[dapper trench]

I am tracking

[vestal mantle]

Might explain why I feel weird

[dapper trench]

.....

[nocturne flicker]

che?

[dapper trench]

this mad dog is something else

[stable fox]

ese

[gilded socket]

Lazy girlie

Rather helldive

Speaking of helldivers

[dapper trench]

[gilded socket]

I got 2 books from audible for free

[dapper trench]

shush

[gilded socket]

Of helldivers

[nocturne bloom]

Save money to buy warbonds then

[gilded socket]

I farm

[nocturne bloom]

Cant farm for nitro

[nocturne flicker]

helldivers is too buggy for my liking now. oh and unoptimised. my little brother's xbox helldivers install was like not even 40 gb or some shit, mine's around 140 on pc

[sleek harness]

Clearly you need to get Xbox

[nocturne bloom]

Yes thats because you install 4k textures on pc

[nocturne flicker]

can i opt out please

[nocturne bloom]

Nope

[stable fox]

Easier said than done

[vestal mantle]

I am now hydrating

[dapper trench]

Know what

[stable fox]

They're as expensive as decent gaming pc

[nocturne flicker]

i'd rather cut my own balls off

[dapper trench]

Im a betting man

[sleek harness]

Ok

Go on

[dapper trench]

Lamia

[dapper trench]

Be normal for a day

And ill gift you nitro

[gilded socket]

Ok

[nocturne bloom]

I just spent $800 on a gpu so

[gilded socket]

If you get someone to buy it for you that is

[nocturne bloom]

I have money tyvm

[sleek harness]

He already paid nitro for 3 months this rich bastard

Give it to me instead

[nocturne bloom]

Thats called being groomed as a ekitten

[gilded socket]

Tru

[dapper trench]

would if i could

[nocturne flicker]

what i mean is that i would like to helldive, but i don't exactly want to when i'm using all my reinforcements on dying bc my character heart attacked on uneven terrain

[sleek harness]

You can

[gilded socket]

Skill issue

[nocturne flicker]

one or two times is funny but using up like 5 in one mission on ts just gets annoying

[stable fox]

It's called gifting

[nocturne bloom]

Its HD, dying is the best part

[sleek harness]

Exactly

[dapper trench]

check your dms

[nocturne flicker]

for 5 minutes yeah

[sleek harness]

Yall gift me something for Christmas and I won't put warpstone on your food

[dapper trench]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nocturne flicker]

like there's funny ways to die in helldivers and then there's just "are we deadass?"

[stable fox]

I have had worse

[nocturne bloom]

The portable hellbomb:

[elder merlin]

[vestal mantle]

Jokes on you I'd die to have some

[stable fox]

Paul is thinking

[dapper trench]

HAHAHAHAHA

[stable fox]

-# keep it

quiet

[nocturne flicker]

i've always preferred darktide though. at least i can criticise darktide without people going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE every single time

[sleek harness]

I won't put it on your food then

[dapper trench]

Im a very giving man

[stable fox]

HA

[vestal mantle]

Like you have a choice

[nocturne bloom]

Yea I use a melee weapon on d10

[sleek harness]

I do

[orchid skiff]

try giving a critic on hd2 sub

[sleek harness]

[orchid skiff]

ITS LOCKED

[formal mortar]

I just run around and throw orbitals on d10

[orchid skiff]

HEHE

[vestal mantle]

Not if we halberd you

[nocturne flicker]

yeah nah i made that mistake once

[gilded socket]

Should i buy the shock batton and go full corrections officer larp?

[nocturne flicker]

never again

[dapper trench]

No

[nocturne bloom]

Ew get a machete

[orchid skiff]

i mean the whole sub is locked rn but yea

[sleek harness]

Halberd me?

[orchid skiff]

they slurp it all over there