general-chat

[lilac crag]

would be a real shame if a hellbomb got set off next to you, lucia

[somber stream]

Sleep, it's 8AM

[ripe tangle]

it's 07:50

not 8 yet

[somber stream]

Basically 8

[ashen prairie]

It's 14:50

[lilac crag]

10 more minutes

[ashen prairie]

you twats

[lilac crag]

potato potato

[ocean widget]

yall are dumbasses
its clearly 13:50

[ocean widget]

hey thats my line

[lilac crag]

it's literally 15:50

muppets

[somber stream]

14:50

[ripe tangle]

European time doesn't exist

therefore it's only 8 am

other timezones are made up

[lilac crag]

I'm stealing your bed

[somber stream]

Americans

[ashen prairie]

I don't know i live i Listenburg

[ripe tangle]

I didn't lie

[ripe tangle]

there is no timezone called European Time

[somber stream]

@little marten Get Warp pack next, Jump pack but x100 times kooler

[ripe tangle]

and I successfully ragebaited you

this means I won, and can go to be happy

[somber stream]

So true

[round mica]

Strange , iv just been gifted 2 months of xbox live

[somber stream]

It was me Barry

[round mica]

Unless Microsoft is having a bug w the dates of expiry atm

Thank you barry

[ripe tangle]

[somber stream]

I jer-

[ocean widget]

just realised i never explained what this meant

[somber stream]

Potayto ✨ Potahto ✨

[ocean widget]

wheyyyy

[somber stream]

Ayyyyy

[ocean widget]

still doesnt explain it but you get the gist

[ripe tangle]

Kartoffel or Pomme de Terre?

[somber stream]

Schlaf, Schlaf ist die Antwort.

[ripe tangle]

on the one hand, Germans say it funny.

on the other hand, French literally call them Apples of Earth

[ocean widget]

no
its a shitty way of saying tomato tomato in a way that shows they're clearly not similar

[blissful kiln]

give me some earth apples please

[somber stream]

Think the slavs also call it Kartoffel

[round mica]

Tomatoe, tomater

[ripe tangle]

wissen Sie, was die Slawen Deutschland sonst noch angetan haben?

indirekt

[blissful kiln]

only in russian

[ripe tangle]

die Trabant

[blissful kiln]

but ukranian is similar

[somber stream]

Schlaf

[blissful kiln]

die znuts

[ripe tangle]

Ich kannte einen Deutschen, der 198 cm groß war und 146 kg wog. Er sagte mir, wenn er sich auch nur in einen Trabant setzen würde, würde er ihn kaputt machen, weil er zu groß dafür sei.

lustig ich fand es

[thick coyote]

I don't speak German neither

[ripe tangle]

I’m saying I knew a guy from Germany who was too big to fit in a Trabant.

[blissful kiln]

groB

[ripe tangle]

Trabants are these little state-manufactured cars from the GDR that were apparently really crappy lmao.

small, uncomfortable, had cardboard and plywood built into the body….

[somber stream]

An attempt at Lada

[ripe tangle]

and to get one you were on a waitlist for like 12 years

[fair bridge]

mallow da rascal

[somber stream]

Sp00ktober soon

Have some ghost story stocked up

[ripe tangle]

mfw in the Warsaw pact, GDR had the highest standard of living, but the worst cars.

[round mica]

I think I need to stop eating buldak before bed , my stomachs having a conversation rn

[somber stream]

You just reminded me to have lunch

[ripe tangle]

is it bad I sometimes forget to eat breakfast or lunch?

[somber stream]

Drink some water, helps

[round mica]

Eyy 😎

[somber stream]

It's bad that you're still here Lucia

[ripe tangle]

I can’t sleep

late nights are for dance party hour

[somber stream]

No more Helldiving at 6AM

[round mica]

It's 6am for you?

[somber stream]

No but we dived at 6AM her time

[ripe tangle]

It’s 8 rn

[round mica]

Dam get some sleep frein

[elder merlin]

[ashen prairie]

eep

[elder merlin]

9:13 am

[round mica]

Have you slept Paul

[elder merlin]

I just woke up

[somber stream]

Nice

[elder merlin]

Laying back down though

[fierce cave]

I LIVE

[round mica]

I'm getting ready for bed night yall 🫡

[somber stream]

Sleep well Doot

[elder merlin]

[stable fox]

Trying to do blitz in hd2 with bugs so painful i had to switch my moment on tin cans

Good thing the only bug like creatures we have to deal with are tyranids

Chainsword does wonders

[tired inlet]

are you saying a grenade launcher with adjudicator isn't the solution?

or HALT + grenade Pistol + stalwart?

HALT/Slugger has been great for roaches due to medium AP and how close they pop up; 2 shots.

[grizzled plover]

ghjhgg

Okay keyboard works

Liberator + Jump Pack + Classic armor thanks

[gilded socket]

Gooh…?

[tired inlet]

gaaah

[fierce cave]

Just use any armour

Med pen ar

Thermites

Grenade pistol

Good on every front

[elder merlin]

Weakness

[tired inlet]

I like a good shotgun

it's why I like arbites; just good shotgunnin'

[ashen prairie]

thermites are live saving

[gilded socket]

Stun rifle saved me

Several times

[ashen prairie]

ooh you changed your name lady

[dapper trench]

was only a matter of time

[stable fox]

If you know how to speedrun be my guest

Otherwise

[plain crypt]

Another fat steaming pile of nothing this week again eh?

[ocean widget]

[somber stream]

It's a

Blog post?

[thick coyote]

One of the devs have a pet named Dexter

[devout bone]

Did we just get fuckin pinged for some animals

[elder hare]

lmao "we heard our game was breaking, so look at our pets!" Great distraction

[amber delta]

shatfark don't get me wrong I love dogs and cats and pets in general but this ping was such a huge fucking blueball my nuts turned into a smurf

[thick coyote]

If it being a cat already didn't tell us that it's a murderer

[ocean widget]

yeah

[devout bone]

How about we keep the alert channel to information about the game I don’t care what your cat is called John

[tame hemlock]

what's breaking?

[somber stream]

I love Bobby so much

Fix your game

[elder hare]

A common name for adopted pets

[fervent pier]

deez nuts

[tame hemlock]

I like the pets

[last valve]

Ngl, I was pulling a clutch by surviving 10 minutes solo on helldivers
Couldn't call in extraction but just murdering everything around me
Game crashes

[upbeat basin]

At this point, I completely expected to be a nothingburger of a ping

Fatshark do be fatshark

[thick coyote]

That cat is a killer I just can't prove it

[last valve]

I'm currently doing purifier, ultimatum, supply pack, harpoon, and thermite
On bugs

[devout bone]

If I could refund the game for that ping, I would

[molten pasture]

Fatshark as always will strike while the iron is frozen

[upbeat basin]

They have a gift to squander any momentum they get

[last valve]

Purifier explosion uproots digging bugs, ultimatum for anything big and those stupid bile titan holes, and harpoon is probably one of the best generalist weapons in the game and can close bug holes
Supply pack since the ultimatum and harpoon are both very ammo hungry

The harpoon can legitimately just hold a bug breach by itself

[elder hare]

"So we heard that your premium paid class hasn't had a costume release in the 3 months it came out, and that games are currently unplayable because fourth slot teams cannot be filled, so lets talk about our pets!"

fatshark gunna fatshark

[jagged torrent]

Jebaited by the ping

[thick coyote]

Bro put the slop cosmetic above the broken stuff

💀

[elder hare]

The game will always have some level of brokeness to it

Cope is thinking otherwise

Aesthetics are eternal, however

[pallid current]

Darktide, the latest post is filled with creatures that bring joy to the Imperium and all of the Emperor's children.

[thick coyote]

Bad post
All cats
2 dogs

It should be all dogs

[elder hare]

couldnt imagine having to walk a dog when it snows so much of the year, cats are easier cause they stay in the warmth with you

[mental moss]

as a cat person, I fervently disagree
however, as a snake person, I fervently disagree with my previous disagreement and demand more herpetes next time

[long sigil]

oh

n ews

[nocturne flicker]

dextuh

[thick coyote]

Also notice how the first pet is from Kitefin

#nooticing

[long sigil]

wait

pet news

yeah it cute but

any news?

[ocean widget]

nope

[elder hare]

The whole article was pulled together by the CM team, everyone else just prolly filled out a small excerpt requested by them a while ago

[long sigil]

fat sharker damn u

not deving?

[neon sky]

anything but news at this point

[digital tundra]

Yeah, game is dead guys, move on 😔

[upbeat basin]

I could guess they still recovering from summer vacation, they throw some WILD ahh parties in Sweden

[long sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-in-the-hole-gif-6450264158749938099

[thick coyote]

Update soon

It's written there

[long sigil]

huh

[elder hare]

[thick coyote]

"We know many of you are eager to see what’s coming next. We’ll be sharing more about the upcoming update soon, so keep an eye out for our next blogs!"

[long sigil]

soon when fat shark?

[thick coyote]

Soon™

[long sigil]

i hope it next weak

[thick coyote]

[ocean widget]

thats not even update soon

thats we'll tell you about update soon

[long sigil]

news soon💀

[upbeat basin]

"Soon"

Remember that Veterans will not be left waiting for new weapons?

[ocean widget]

still waiting btw

[azure flower]

Gor0

[thick coyote]

Oh I remember

I have a 200 words essay hating on Fatshark

[upbeat basin]

Only 200 words?

[thick coyote]

That I'll release once it reaches 365 days since they promised vet weapon

But I'm also a patient guy

So I can just wait no problem

[upbeat basin]

watch it be like the lowest effort weapon possible

[long sigil]

i am getting ageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[thick coyote]

I cut the cussing out

It was 637 before

[upbeat basin]

ah, thats fair

[azure flower]

I want a shirtless cosmetic for ogryn so i can show off my pecs

[gentle cedar]

Plas pistol, identical to the rifle

[upbeat basin]

at least is not another karking shovel

[ocean widget]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1n6k98x/remember_grim_protocols_and_its_abled_new_weapon/

[elder hare]

A mark 2 bolt pistol, where it bursts fire instead of semiauto

[azure flower]

That would be cool

[ocean widget]

at this rate the new veteran weapon will be pocket sand

[elder hare]

itll be a free reroll button

[upbeat basin]

"for too long"

Whats been? 10 months?

[azure flower]

Or mabye a smaller version of the kickback that the ogryns use

[thick coyote]

Smokes downgrade

[thick coyote]

Approaching 10 yeah

[elder hare]

smaller range and quicker dispel

[orchid sigil]

Wow great news about the game fatshrak

[long sigil]

huh

soon when

telll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

now

[round hound]

ayo pets

[long sigil]

unacceptable condition

unacceptableeeeeeeeeeeeee

[upbeat basin]

As a treat?
Rejects deserve some little hellguns as a treat

I'll feed it back
I still remember from 2023

[elder hare]

Hey dont hate the pets, but we def do want more news about the game

[upbeat basin]

Never forget

[remote jackal]

Man the pets in the Barktide post are such cutie patoties and the last part of the post says the following:

"We know many of you are eager to see what’s coming next. We’ll be sharing more about the upcoming update soon, so keep an eye out for our next blogs!”

But what do they mean by "soon"? Soon as in tomorrow? Two days? Five weeks?! THREE MONTHS?! WHERE ARE WE! EMPEROR HELP ME I'M LOSING IT!!!

[long sigil]

pet cute

but when

when

wheeeeeeeen

[round hound]

Soon™

very excited

[thick coyote]

I hate the pets
Except Monty and Scooby

[thick coyote]

(don't like cats)

[long sigil]

i hate stray cat but like home cat

[upbeat basin]

Idk how long you have been

But I've been since Pre-beta days, give up on any expectation on Fatshark/Darktide, and just come back every year hoping they remember they have a game

[long sigil]

[sleek finch]

I had a dream about a Plague Marine teaser

[wooden creek]

As soon as they are able to, is what I would guess

[thick coyote]

Dream on

[final herald]

I saw kitefin

[remote jackal]

Which probably means

[long sigil]

what did you try to say

[upbeat basin]

Kitefin has been typing for a while

[long sigil]

tell mee

[round hound]

hi Kitefin!

[remote jackal]

What bomb are they about to drop on us?!

[obtuse oak]

where do you live?

[long sigil]

답해라 환도상어

[mint gate]

Herald of Nurgle ahh

[sleek finch]

[final herald]

I know it probably doesn't meen hellgun for vet

but I really hope it means hellgun for vet

[upbeat basin]

new veteran shovel

[round hound]

they dropping the balance patch in general

[upbeat basin]

I am just drained of all will by now

[minor narwhal]

they're finally removing the ds from the game 🙏

[trim lotus]

Deadass they’ve dropped dogs as announcement

[remote jackal]

They're gonna nerf the ogryn.

[elder hare]

theyre gunna make the ogryn a weaker arbites

[long sigil]

💤

[gilded socket]

Jeegle

[elder hare]

oh wait

[remote jackal]

NO CAP REJECTS! THESE PETS ARE SOME CUTE KARKING STUFF!

[thick coyote]

And nothing was lost 🗣️

[round hound]

cyber mastiff skins based on the Barktide pets

[final herald]

outcast engineer style hellgun soon 🗣️ I can feel it

[long sigil]

💤

[remote jackal]

He already kinda is.

[gilded socket]

Woof

[forest creek]

Heya!

I have some sad news to share with you all, today is my last day at Fatshark 😢 😭

I have had a such an incredible time and it has been such a privilege to have been your CM and to work on such an fantastic game with such an active and engaged community.

I am leaving Fatshark to go back to University in a few weeks to study Games Design & Development 🎓 and unfortunately that means I have to leave you all 🥺 @olive badger will be coming in as the Darktide CM!

Thank you all for being so kind and welcoming to me and I hope to see you all around!

-Kitefin 🦈

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahj

[thick coyote]

Unironically they need to add a borzoi to the mastiff

[round hound]

that'd actually be dope

[final herald]

oh

damn

[upbeat basin]

oh brother

[minor narwhal]

oof

[long sigil]

what

what

what

what

[final herald]

be safe kitefin!

[long sigil]

??

[elder hare]

Thanks for being a part of the community Kitefin! Wish you the best in your journey

[long sigil]

ok ok damn it

[upbeat basin]

I wasn¡t expecting that, tho I think I never talked to Kitefin

[round hound]

oh

[long sigil]

ah yeah alright

[floral ermine]

good luck 👍

[long sigil]

bye

[remote jackal]

Oh... well then I guess it's a goodbye, at least for now.

Good luck in University Kitefin! 👋 🥲

[round hound]

wish you well on your next Journey Kitefin!

[jade stump]

Kitefin will be missed, we’ll have to settle on regular fins

[final herald]

the cigarshark leaves us all

now we are left with a fast hand...or foot....

[trim lotus]

bye Kitefin

[ancient violet]

how could this have happened?

Where did we go wrong?

[trim lotus]

❤️

[long sigil]

i didnt expect it

[thick coyote]

drops pets on us
Elaborates
Leaves

[trim lotus]

lmao

[drowsy lynx]

Thanks for being our CM kitefin, and best of luck continuing your studies

[digital tundra]

Best of luck in uni! And thank ya for being our CM for a while!

[long sigil]

anyway i am sure that fat shark love leaf lover special

[remote jackal]

Man, to think that the general chat could stop being absolutely unhinged and unite just to say goodbye to Kitefin! Pretty sweet tbh.

[little marten]

See you on this side of the fence soon 😈

[orchid sigil]

Gl buddy but most important.... when update?

[drowsy lynx]

Glad you got to share Monty before you departed

[upbeat basin]

I am happy another has managed to escape the hell that is Fatshark

🙏

[long sigil]

i thought some kinda big news

but not this

[jade stump]

this is big news tho

[long sigil]

yeah

[jade stump]

More pets

[upbeat basin]

THo, game dev, very nice, all of luck for you Kitefin

[long sigil]

wait

did i say wrong?

[remote jackal]

NO ONE ESCAPES THE DARKTIDE

[forest creek]

Soon ™

[long sigil]

this is big new too

[upbeat basin]

The curse of Soon

[long sigil]

but not like this

[little marten]

Cool pet blog tho

[round hound]

🔜

[final herald]

do we have a tzeentch emote for "soon"

[minor narwhal]

HELP!!! HELPP MEE

[final herald]

I think we need one

[tired compass]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/barktide-the-pets-of-fatshark/112426?u=fatsharkkitefin is adorable, but where is the patch announcement?

[drowsy lynx]

I would poach a shrimp for duo duo any day

[final herald]

eventually
one day
coming
in time
soon

[little marten]

I just looked at the pictures 💀

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahj

[upbeat basin]

We can reasonably expect at least before the heat death of the universe

possibly

[long sigil]

🏝️

[little marten]

Could this be FatSharks most divisive blog yet?!!?!

[ocean widget]

no because theres nobody thinking this was a good blog

[steel ginkgo]

Yes. Who the F cares about their dog? Update the game.

[upbeat basin]

Idk, I feel we usuals expect this type of shit

[little marten]

🙈

[long sigil]

but cute yeah?

[remote jackal]

Hello! My name is Nobody, pleasure to meet you!

[digital tundra]

Cute pets yeah

[long sigil]

is he time out?💀

[ocean widget]

glad to know you dont want the game updated

[long sigil]

tell me

tell me u not dead

[drowsy lynx]

Miserable fucks can't even appreciate pets

[little marten]

Expert rage bait post tbh

Where update vs cute pets

[remote jackal]

Sure Mr "Black and White". You can only hate the Barktide and love the game or hate the game and love the Barktide!

[long sigil]

oh shit he died

[tired compass]

Mister E is going to be dissapointed

[long sigil]

💀 💀

[ocean widget]

tbf who gives a shit about mr e

[remote jackal]

Sloptide news boutta go crazy

[ocean widget]

still waiting on the new vet weapon

[orchid sigil]

Mister e is going to do a 20 min long video about the news fatshark just sent

[tired compass]

sloptide enjoyers

[remote jackal]

Hello! My name is Who, pleasure to meet you!

[minor narwhal]

mister e about to become the slop starved beast

[ocean widget]

god am i glad there are people less incompetent than you here

[long sigil]

anyway

[drowsy lynx]

Me when blog posts are zero sum and to post about pets means we somehow lost a game dev post

[long sigil]

next news will next weak yeah?

yeah???

[remote jackal]

You're a bitter one aren't you?

[thick coyote]

Nah

[long sigil]

shiiit

nonoonnoo

[ocean widget]

if i was i would've blocked you already

[long sigil]

wait wait wait wait

[hasty sky]

Mister e is going to make a 40 minutes long video explaining what a pet is

[long sigil]

wait wait waiiiiiiit

[remote jackal]

I'm flattered by your mercy.

[plucky forum]

Tinfoil hat video about hidden messages for update in pet blog

[floral ermine]

fatshark devs on their way to update the game after getting yelled at in general chat 🔥

[hasty sky]

🤯 DID SEFONI JUST DROP NEW LORE IN FATSHARK FORUMS??? 🤯 [1:40:39]

[remote jackal]

8 pets = in 8 hours we will get the news about the update!

[ocean widget]

yeah one of the content managers said Soon ™

[elder hare]

"And thats why cybermastiffs are integral to the Warhammer lore-- Grandfather Brahms is secretly a cat person"

[ocean widget]

so we're not getting it for a long while

[drowsy lynx]

Nothing more encouraging than sociopathic vitriol

[floral ermine]

best way to protest a game being in a bad state is not

not play

👍

no need to chimp out online

[long sigil]

xi isnt chad

that mf made me go army

[remote jackal]

Some people here could really use that advice.

[long sigil]

death to xi

damn it

north fat fucker and chino fuckers

[ocean widget]

already been doing that

[long sigil]

i hope they gone

[digital tundra]

I'm playing other things anyway so its whatever

[long sigil]

as korean

[floral ermine]

same

life is good

[long sigil]

burn in hell. chaos chino, north ass

[plucky forum]

just bing chilling in space marines 2 for the time being

[floral ermine]

REAL BROTHER

we gotta get the mark 7 helmet

[minor narwhal]

fatshark is busy playing silksong

[floral ermine]

understandable if they are tbh

[minor narwhal]

so no more updates forever

[ocean widget]

bros main channel is driptide

[long sigil]

but i think this update is big

[ocean widget]

honestly wouldnt be surprised

[plucky forum]

Ngl, new rapid fire heavy plasma is fire, revived my love for heavy

[ocean widget]

decent game

[remote jackal]

Ahh people calmed down for a sec to say goodbye to Kitefin and now it's back to business as usual.

[drowsy lynx]

Until bf6 comes out, then they'll need some time for that

[hasty sky]

finally 🙏 🙏

[upbeat basin]

wait what?

[remote jackal]

Love you general chat never go sane.

[hasty sky]

darktide has received the Emperor's mercy

[minor narwhal]

i forgot bf6 exists already

[floral ermine]

its so so good and borderline broken lmao
i can just facetank everything and get all my hp back lmao

[drowsy lynx]

I just remembered this week lmao

[minor narwhal]

lmao

[plucky forum]

heroic heavy plasma variant in sm2 update

[long sigil]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

[upbeat basin]

Rapid fire you said, is full auto?

[ocean widget]

literally just gunlugger ogryn but space marine

[drowsy lynx]

#zealot-class message

[remote jackal]

"A CHAD general channel user DESTROYS the Driptide channel SISSY with FACTS and LOGIC 🤯 "

[minor narwhal]

dog

[plucky forum]

Ye, you go in heavy stance, and it replaced charged shots with full auto light spam, it's legit like small full auto grenade launcher

[floral ermine]

basically heavy plasma is probably the best gun in that game but its mostly used as a heavy shot spam weapon, the lights are good but slow
they released a auto fire varient with same dmg for lights but much faster rate of fire

and it slaps

[upbeat basin]

HELL YEAH, will check it out later

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/unbothered-moisturized-happy-in-my-lane-focused-gif-13916667847790554983

[ocean widget]

greatest comment of all time

[floral ermine]

ill ping u with a vid i took

[long sigil]

anyway

this news was cute but boring

so me go sleep

[remote jackal]

Telling someone that they are unbothered by them instead of just not replying is like an entitled person saying that they are very humble.

CHANGE MY MIND

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/unbothered-moisturized-happy-in-my-lane-focused-gif-13916667847790554983

[storm ember]

just died to psyker fart for the first time. so sad

[ocean widget]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

should've simply said no

[drowsy lynx]

Half the fun of psyker is the risk of shitting your pants mid mission and dying of shame

[ocean widget]

and getting to say bollocks in mission chat while you're busy exploding

im still surprised they havent buffed the damage for it ngl

[elder hare]

it used to be a nuke

[ocean widget]

now its not even a shredders worth of damage

like seriously
you have to actively have someone help or get lucky when going for the penance that requires blowing up an elite

[drowsy lynx]

Honestly if it matched the ogryn nuke that would be hilarious

[ocean widget]

greatest update
ogryns can now throw exploding psykers

[elder hare]

Wound build psykers

[ocean widget]

friendly psyker about to blow up?
lob em at that group of poxwalkers

[upbeat basin]

Aneurysm spam

[lament vault]

devs release a post with many pets but mostly cats
Felinid class coming SOON(tm) confirmed by my beloved

[plucky forum]

The best feeling is to get brain cooked, and for that shriek ability to comeback 0.5 sec before death

[drowsy lynx]

Ooo hell yea this is the best for sure

[jade stump]

“BOB THROW ME!”-female seer at 99 peril

[elder hare]

it be cool if the closer you are to "popping" the stronger and further the effect of the shout was, like a Navigators gaze from RT

some real risk vs reward gameplay

[remote jackal]

Psyker players trying not to Edge their demon Warp powers. Challenge: Impossible.

[jade stump]

I still gotta get rogue trader one day

[hasty sky]

few know this but wound build psyker is the only real martyrdom build

[plucky forum]

It's KINDA that way already, if you take a warp flame node for the scream, it scales with your peril (i think it maxes out at 80%) so if you catch a brain fry your shout will be at max stacks anyway

[plucky forum]

Psy is so fun, it legit ruined magic builds in many games for me, one wrong button press, and you can be the reason why game was lost, but if everything lines up, you legit out tank and out damage everything

[abstract nimbus]

why is darktide 95 euros

[inner raven]

There’s many assholes in the world. When one dies, the best way to really stick it to them is to move on as if nothing happened

Like how in western movies whenever someone died in the saloon, people would look at the person then go back to what they were doing

[elder hare]

for the content

[ocean widget]

because fuck you

[abstract nimbus]

thats like saying the ps5 has games

[thick coyote]

It has 5
All of them being the last of us

[long basin]

Hey people, I went from Havoc 15 to Havoc 23 yesterday

[thick coyote]

💀

[long sigil]

shit

[ocean widget]

ngl im gonna have to know what "everything lines up" is because i have not experienced this once

[long sigil]

next day i rest

[ocean widget]

awful

[long sigil]

nice

gonna buy some beer

[ocean widget]

hit havoc 25

[hasty sky]

buy darktide for 120 euros for the love of the game

[long basin]

Nah I’m going for 30

[long sigil]

why 120 euro?

i know euro is expansive

120 euro?

how?

all package?

[remote jackal]

Buy it for 1 Darktilion euros

[elder hare]

13 plasteel and a bent lasgun

[ocean widget]

probably by buying imperial edition

[hasty sky]

to show you love the game

[long sigil]

no steam

uh

dicount?

discou

wait

[remote jackal]

DO IT FOR THE EMPEROR!

[amber delta]

no stream no discount only dog

[long sigil]

discount

yes

[hasty sky]

a fat dog that lives in the sea

[little marten]

No 9k aquillas for steam special edition owners

[plucky forum]

havoc 40 with barely any damage taken

that's like the best feeling

[long sigil]

fat ass spawn spam made game shitty

[rare pulsar]

Guts activities

[sleek harness]

Didn't knew Fatsoshark had 3 dogs and 5 cats

[ocean widget]

ah so the entire mission needs to line up perfectly
oof

[sleek harness]

Arthur Vorgon

[elder merlin]

[sleek harness]

He's taking forever to text

I am worried

[plucky forum]

Ye, on average something random will f somebody up pretty badly, and then it has potential to just spiral towards fail very fast. But it's insanely fun when the team just performs over the rng bullshit

[sleek harness]

You took 4 minutes to type that

[ocean widget]

lady luck fucks me in the arse too much for that to be possible unfortunately

[plucky forum]

Sorry, I was sitting in sm2 match

[round mica]

fatshark hard at work again it seems with another exhilarating blogpost

maybe in a month we will get some artisanal chicken recipes and then hopefully some fixes

[loud lance]

Trying to decide if I bother to mastery all the weapons or not, seems like it would probably be a lot of effot, but perhaps nice to be able to just grab anything

[digital tundra]

Hey, I'll take some swedish food recipes

[tough rover]

I did it by just buying weapons from grunt upgrading them to green and sacrificing them, that way you can do it passively while playing the builds you like ^^ unless you want the challenge ofc

[loud lance]

Ahh upgrade them isn't a bad idea, so just get the cheapest I guess?

What kind of rate can you get from that

[thick coyote]

Honestly yeah

I need some recipes

[tough rover]

yeah but don't buy from the hourly reset shop

[loud lance]

oh, just get the random stat gear instead?

[tough rover]

i don't remember what it's called but use the other shop window, buy like a batch of the weapon you want in grey version and upgrade it to green

yeah

don't bother upgrading it to goldyou don't gain more xp

just put it to green and sacrifice it to the same weapon type

it has to be the same weapon otherwise you get way less xp

[loud lance]

Oh really? That bit is interesting

[tough rover]

yeah so like if you are looking to max out recon lasgun mastery, buy only recon lasgun

[loud lance]

Oh it does tell you how much you get before doing it too, nice

10k for same weapon, little under 2k for different, yeah big difference

Sacrificing my random loot as a scattergun approach to level up weapons I have never touched too

[tough rover]

yeah just sacrifice random drops you don't need to the same weapontype ^^

[loud lance]

You sure its better to buy and upgrade? looks like the same kind of cost and thats before the upgrading cost

For green anyway

[ocean widget]

yeah

[elder hare]

Def

[ocean widget]

buy bulk
upgrade once
sacrifice it

easy couple levels

how i got helbore las to level 20 because i cant stand that charge up mechanic

[tough rover]

abssolutely

[thick coyote]

Wrong weapon

[tough rover]

it's cheesy as hell but it works

[loud lance]

combat shotgun green - 9895, random grey commbat shotgun is 10k

[ocean widget]

yeah jesus fuck

[thick coyote]

Helbore is the charge laser

This does say a lot about how you can't handle helby

[ocean widget]

dude mentioned recon las so my brain shat itself

[ocean widget]

why would i fire later
when i could fire now

[tough rover]

just the first weapon I could think of ahaha

i haven't played for a little bit

Helbore feels so awkward to use

[loud lance]

Or just buy the low quality weapons that are in the hourly shop, certainly blue seems worth skipping though as that costs like 17k

[lilac crag]

its a weakspot weapon for the most part

[loud lance]

Then for bulk buy the random stuff

[tough rover]

you can compare prices for the green ones but def dont buy blue

[loud lance]

Yeah blue certainly seems not worth buying given the xp is the same

[tough rover]

I know but why use helbore if I can revolver or boltpistol, or any semi auto rifle that instantly delivers all damage

[jade stump]

Las weaponry sound funny when shot

[thick coyote]

Yes it's how it is balanced

Poor sights

Need to charge

[obtuse oak]

Because the helbore hits much much harder

[thick coyote]

But then it has neutral/positive ammo

Quite literally infinite

One shot everything that isn't a boss

Mk4 is the hardest hitting ranged weapon in the game

[tough rover]

does it now? last time I tried it before my break it didn't feel like it did

it's been a minute since I tried it to be fair

[arctic escarp]

damn dog news in the forums 💀

[outer bough]

Can 1 shot almost all enemies in the game and two shot maulers and crushers

Rather powerful laser stick

[thick coyote]

It's mainly CRIT/Weakspot damage

[tough rover]

my revolver can do that too though

[thick coyote]

5 shots

[tough rover]

not crushers maybe

[thick coyote]

Poor ammo

[gilded socket]

Dude the Mechanicum book is getting so good rn

[thick coyote]

On Helbore you have to aim
If you can't aim

[gilded socket]

Im at one of the best parts

[delicate vapor]

eating kfc

[thick coyote]

[thick coyote]

But don't worry
Surgical is mandatory so if you hit bodies still hit hard

[outer bough]

I ate kfc with a tech priest once

[gilded socket]

Koriel zeth is so hot

[thick coyote]

Helbore hits so hard it can ignore Pus Hardened Skin

[vapid matrix]

Meow

[thick coyote]

-50% ranged damage taken?
Don't care, Helbore time

[tough rover]

i'll give it another run when i play the game again

next content drop maybe

😂

[narrow ledge]

i really hope this game gets some updates soon

[thick coyote]

Soon™

[tough rover]

at this point I've accepted that the pacing of content drops is never going to improve

[narrow ledge]

SM2 update schedule is so much better and they dont leave us in the dark, its a joke

[elder merlin]

[thick coyote]

Ah yes

Roadmap

500 cosmetics

1 thing

Spacemid 2 not beating the mid allegations

[narrow ledge]

no they have hella content being added

new weapons, class, pvp and pve mapss, gamemodes

stop being disingenious, i dont even play sm2 hard but the content they get is vastly better

[thick coyote]

Yeah
1 thing

500 cosmetics

🗣️

[narrow ledge]

moron

[round mica]

buddy don’t use long words you’re gonna trigger my hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[thick coyote]

Whoever named that, knew what they were doing

[tame hemlock]

5 shots, slow reload, and unlike the Helbore it doesn't got infinite ammo

[tame hemlock]

unfortunately its sights don't really help with the aiming part

[thick coyote]

Just hit your shots

[jade stump]

Let the emperor guide your aim-wait nvm vet stuff

Uh let your will of cadia guide your aim, ya

[tired inlet]

I talked to the emperor and he said xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao so you better watch out.

(it was beautiful)

[thick coyote]

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy

[round mica]

no thanks

[jade stump]

I will thanks for the heads up gold plated doom guy

[round mica]

english is better

and i barely speak it

[tired inlet]

and brudda, I hurt people

[thick fog]

Holy Kayex talking at the snail speed, one minute of yapping of valykrie screen

[tired inlet]

Are Blood Angels all slavic poles or just like 80% of them.

dressin' like Hussars

hussin' about

huss huss huss huss huss huss huss huss

[loud lance]

1 minute? Must have only been an 8 word intro then

[drifting hedge]

Fatshark please just a crumb of new content 🙏
Hell give us an assassinate contract in the carnival, re-use the colosseum or something

[loud lance]

More variants of existing maps would be something to add variety

Same assets, just move about some minor things and the path you take

[round mica]

darktide players right now

[loud lance]

I reject that, my goon cave looks nothing like that

Those floors are mostly clean

[remote jackal]

Imagine if all maps could have varying paths. Something comparable to that one parish part in the cemetery in left4dead2 that doesn't have the same path in every playthrough.

[sleek harness]

Theres no darktide players

Dumbass

[balmy cipher]

Okay so something is up with the servers?

[sleek harness]

No

[balmy cipher]

-me glaring at the backend error-
-# Aw beans.., i can't embed gifs :(

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[sleek harness]

You know I kinda lost the will to answer you

[balmy cipher]

I'm not surprised, nobody really likes me, do what you will

i'm gonna resume lurking, Enjoy your day

[drifting hedge]

Its a bit of a twisting knife seeing VT2 get like 2 entire campaigns worth of missions while DT has got... 2.5 and a class

[thick coyote]

Vt2

🛌

[stuck wasp]

🚬
Vt2 get fewer updates in the same time span

[thick coyote]

Took around a year for Parting of the waves

[sleek harness]

Different team working

[stuck wasp]

Newest weapon dlc being pushed to 26 💀

[sleek harness]

Working

[thick coyote]

And parting of the waves to temple took 8 months

🛌

[drifting hedge]

Perhaps I am just unfamiliar with ObeseFish's game, I played a bit of VT2 up until about DT dropped

[bronze wren]

Jon Arbuckle

[stuck wasp]

FS is relatively small, their game is a high scope gameplay wise, and their engine is a plate of spaghetti

[thick coyote]

What VT2 got going for it is 7 years since release

So they naturally should have more stuff

But the Fatshark method of content should still be similar

🥶

Glacial

[stuck wasp]

Also that it is on its ending years
So they don't really have to care about future proofing stuff

Though they're already limited by stuff

[hasty sky]

Content updates for DT generally come at quarterly intervals, the fact that this is also a live service game which obliges them to dripfeed the playerbase stuff to keep them engage (most likely according to tencent's limitations, which is why we have time limited events and the cosmetics shop in the state they are) also steals time and effort that could be better put to said quartetly content updates.

[drifting hedge]

I guess i am both impatient and bored of the stuff currently in game, i can only scan every corner of hab block laranax and scour the aegis station in PHroneside so many times

[wooden creek]

Then do something else until they release an update, easy peasy

[hasty sky]

Yeah, I would definitely love to see new maps and missions myself as a priority, too. The dripfeed content pacing also really does everyone a disservice with regards to update expectations.

[thick coyote]

We are on Fatshark limbo rn

I know that because I'm playing suboptimals/troll builds to feel something

And it only happens when we are on limbo

[hasty sky]

[orchid skiff]

Try heroin

[lilac crag]

do not let this guy hit fent ever

[upper citrus]

imagine waiting for game news and the devs ping you for a post about their pet, what an absolute disrespect lmao, funny even

[dapper trench]

ngl

love the world we live in

but

crazy week in general

[blissful kiln]

truly masterful bait from

[upper citrus]

on god

[woeful carbon]

man, if you make an omelet add a spoon of mayo, little bit of olive oil, a small dash of butter, i guarantee you will love the taste

[thick coyote]

You lost me at mayo

[upper citrus]

happy cinco de mayo

[lime beacon]

I for one loved the post

doggo moment!

[upper citrus]

isnt a bad post, just as usual, bad timing

[lime beacon]

so heckin wholesome

[woeful carbon]

its the same concept like adding milk or plain yogurt, kiffir to eggs

[lethal socket]

whenenever I feel sad about lack of DT content, I just think about tau

[lime beacon]

Instinctively tried to award it reddit gold

[woeful carbon]

adding kiffir to eggs its amazing

[stuck wasp]

Is Keffir/Kiffir sour yogurt ?

[woeful carbon]

in a way

[thick coyote]

I personally hated the post

Too much cats

[blissful kiln]

cats > dogs

[thick coyote]

I will do nothing to you

[blissful kiln]

that's what I thought

punk

[orchid skiff]

😮

[blissful kiln]

[orchid skiff]

I will now show off my new moves

This dance is called Dance of Friendship

I hope we can all get along

[ashen prairie]

[thick coyote]

Maybe being gentle is the new punk rocker

[blissful kiln]

it's the friends we made along the way

[lime beacon]

You Guys are tripping

[ashen prairie]

yes

[lime beacon]

Bad things incoming

Happening very soon

[jaunty path]

How do I solve a rubiks cube

[jaunty path]

Shooting barrels next to mfs I see.

[dapper trench]

look online dibshit

[jaunty path]

I just did

bruh

[dapper trench]

Look harder

[stuck wasp]

Hammer

Then reasemble it

[stuck wasp]

Shit I should have done that for my robotic exam

[dapper trench]

Thats a good one

[lime beacon]

Just peel the stickers off and rearrange them

[stuck wasp]

Would have been funny

Dunk it in paint

[jaunty path]

How about I peel off YOUR SKIN?

[dapper trench]

Potatoe peeler

duh

[lime beacon]

You don’t scare me

[dapper trench]

you dont scare anyone

[jaunty path]

Crys cutely

[thick coyote]

Ok first you learn Rubik's cube notation

[dapper trench]

you lost me at learn

[jaunty path]

I learned how to get one side blue.

[formal mortar]

Just twist the cube and make the sides match

[jaunty path]

and the other white I think

[dapper trench]

Im too busy working my dog to do all that

hows everyone actually?

[jaunty path]

I woke up, doing horrible already. jk I feel fine

After I get this side fully blue I'm gonna write or smth

Fully blue

I'm genius

[quick ingot]

[thick coyote]

[jaunty path]

I was never book smart I'm money smart, makes me more intelligent call me mr rock festival I got hella bands shorty cute told her get a friend she gon make me slide with my dog like im mega man

Autism truly does speak...

[thick coyote]

Ok jay easy

[jaunty path]

erm It's Jay Eazy ectshelly..

[jaunty path]

I got 3 stripes of red blue and yellow

and orange

[dapper trench]

[jade stump]

Dang what are u gonna do with 12 stripes

[round mica]

darktide players are starving right now

whatever will fatshark do?

[somber stream]

Soon™

[jade stump]

I was just fed barktide, that’s more than enough for me while I wait for more content

[dapper trench]

idk

[flat lake]

Can you somehow check how many maelstrom missions u did? cuz I did alot and still haven't unlocked Damnation on it

[dapper trench]

Im gonna play HD2 and SM2 til they figure it out though

Plus community manager for HD2 said they want people to play other games and dont just stick to theirs

I like that

[blissful kiln]

these aren't connected

there are no Damnation maelstroms

[ocean widget]

you dont unlock maelstroms

they appear in a difficulty

[orchid skiff]

awoo

[blissful kiln]

awooga awooga

[orchid skiff]

[dapper trench]

[stark bobcat]

Goodbye, thank you for your work. Good luck

[fierce cave]

[tired compass]

Good night sweet prince

[tired compass]

its been worse

[upper citrus]

hey look at our pets!

[thick coyote]

Idk

I got some rice beans and minced meat

If anything I'm full

[fierce cave]

I'm full

Not with food

[upper citrus]

rashuns

[fierce cave]

I killed chat

[upper citrus]

why would you do that

[jaunty path]

Farts on chat >:3

[upper citrus]

UwU

[jaunty path]

also YAY I FINALLY GOT A FULL SIDE RED ON THIS CUBE

[jaunty path]

vore name tag

[low hemlock]

🤫 🧏

[fading otter]

https://tenor.com/view/here-we-go-again-stan-marsh-kenny-mccormick-south-park-s8e4-gif-22284062

[upper citrus]

what bothers me the most is that not a single pet is a shark

[analog marsh]

Yeah they really dropped the ball on that one.

[jaunty path]

Where is the blahaj

[low hemlock]

V - Voracious
O - Overthinking
R - Role model
E - Earthy-Guy

[weak beacon]

Sharttide

[jaunty path]

Normal activities

[weak beacon]

When are we getting new content by the way? We haven’t had much recently from my knowledge

[low hemlock]

Only after FatShark’s post-vacation just wait a lil while longer Reject‼️

[weak beacon]

I have a short attention span I NEED MY SLOPTIDE!!!

[low hemlock]

dont fret it’ll be soon give it….

upcoming October

[vocal pewter]

Guys, all problems of darktide have been solved

Barktide has been released

[lethal socket]

Look I am just saying

All the worlds problems would be fixed if GW released art of Farsight and Guilliman kissing

[vocal pewter]

Next time any of you say something bad, remeber you hurt those good boys as well

farsight and guilliman?

[lethal socket]

Yeah

Oiled up, shirtless, kissing passionately. It would solve world hunger

[vocal pewter]

Do tau have lips?

[lethal socket]

Yeah

[keen vapor]

On the forehead I think

[lethal socket]

No. Thats their nose.

[keen vapor]

You assume that would stop someone

[keen vapor]

Fair

[vocal pewter]

personally world hunger would be solved if necrons were in charge

I patiently await the day I can replace my spine and limbs with the glorious strength and certainty of steel

[keen vapor]

I would, without hesitation, turn myself into Adam Smasher.

[thick coyote]

Good good

[misty trench]

getting techno-arthiritis because of rust and metal creep

[thick coyote]

Most of them are cats

They deserve

The dogs though

[ocean widget]

Pretty sure the 2nd one is just lamia as a robot

[vocal pewter]

tissue rejection?

more like lack of faith in the ommnisiah

[keen vapor]

That jsut tells me I NEED MORE STEEL

[vocal pewter]

Can't have tissue rejection if I have no tissue to reject the steel

[ocean widget]

Ship of theseus motherfuckers

[keen vapor]

Damn right!

[ashen prairie]

i need a new surname

[blissful kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/party-in-provincetown-gif-26843974

[ashen prairie]

mustache

[jaunty path]

Didn't know music genres could do that

[misty trench]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creep_(deformation) I swear you people will be the end of me

[vocal pewter]

do not listen to his lies brothers

the steel is strong

the flesh is weak

[misty trench]

just one more augment bro I swear it'll all be fixed just one more upgrade just one more maintenance cycle c'mon bro it'll be al-

[gilded socket]

All of you read Mechanicum now

Trust me

Its fucking oeak

[misty trench]

it's oeak...

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

what is that the noise they make when the mechanicus move

[remote jackal]

soon. Soon. Soon! SOON! SOON!!!

[quick pendant]

but deeds endure!!!!!

[drowsy lynx]

Nerf bistol

[agile raven]

Bastards didn't use the right oil again, now everyone is deaf because of their movement.

[quick pendant]

1 blocked message!!!!

[drowsy lynx]

Nerf iron helm

[ocean widget]

buff omeluum

[quick pendant]

1 unblocked fully readable message

[ocean widget]

too weak

[drowsy lynx]

Oh yeah?

Check again 😀

[quick pendant]

MODS HELP HES EDITING MESSAGES

[remote jackal]

What is Pay Gorn doing on my space racism game server?

[quick pendant]

nate hank skeleyy help 😭

[drowsy lynx]

It's okay the random undeserved nerfs can't hurt you clad

[elder merlin]

So we've lost another community manager, curse this community and fatshark

[round mica]

if they dont add orks with next update then we are doomed

also where are my arbites cosmetics

im here wanting to give them money but they dont give me

[thick fog]

my dog ate them all

[elder merlin]

Fuckboi Nick says what

[round mica]

im hungry

[elder hare]

hi hungry, im dad

[blissful kiln]

it's not gay

it's manly

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-billy-herrington-gachi-muscles-gif-16537151

[ocean widget]

shit wrong guy

@fierce cave TIL theres a max carry weight in F76

[elder merlin]

Just now?

[ocean widget]

yeah

im at 1786 out of 300 something

[elder merlin]

I found that out a couple hours in

[ocean widget]

i cannot carry anything else

[elder merlin]

Dumbass

[ocean widget]

no hold on ill send you a screenshot

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

i am somehow carrying 7 adult peoples worth of weight

still able to move though

ok so somewhere past 1780 is the max carry weight where you cant even drink water

[gilded socket]

Depends

[ocean widget]

i'd say i dont know the source of my issues but if i die once outside of an event i'd probably ragequit the game given how much junk i'd lose

[elder merlin]

[ocean widget]

unfortunately junk shield has a cap of 135 so i cannot become god

[heavy mango]

leaving so soon after strawhat? i'll miss ya @forest creek :(

[tired thicket]

Owari da……

[quick pendant]

😭 its just friday

[tired thicket]

I understand what must be done

[fierce cave]

Yeah

My weight reduction so strong I never go over 700

[ocean widget]

sick
had to make a set of armour to put junk rat on as well as my PA since i cant craft shit in my PA

1350 pounds worth of junk and nowhere to put it

[fierce cave]

A full set of junkrat

[fierce cave]

Up your ass

[ocean widget]

i mean given fallouts lack of storage

basically yeah

cant even play F76 til the shops reset tomorrow

not enough caps to buy a serum recipe so cant reset em manually

[fierce cave]

Only if crossplay was a thing

Use a mule acc for storage

[ocean widget]

i am not buying fallout 76 twice

gonna wait until it inevitably goes for free on epic games 3 years from now

apparently theres a free couple days of 1st in october so gotta wait til then

[finite topaz]

how do you unlock auric mortis trials?

just says "progress further" but I'm level 500+ lmao

[ocean widget]

shrimple

progress further

[finite topaz]

great

[ocean widget]

no but in all seriousness is there a meter anywhere that looks filled up a decent bit

[ocean widget]

if not theres probably no auric

cant find shit about it

[finite topaz]

ah well - shits just too easy on damn is all lol

[ocean widget]

yeah unfortunate
dont worry though, totally new cosmetics soon

[formal mortar]

There is auric for mortis

[blissful kiln]

you probably don't have normal Auric unlocked

[formal mortar]

Don't remember how it unlocks, but I've played a lot of mortis trials

[cloud mauve]

hey everyone, today i started to get error code: 2001. I can't play, start or even stand on morningstar after 10 sec. Is there any fix for this problem?

[jovial lantern]

Attention, scum! You're in defiance of the emperor's law. you cannot hide. you cannot escape. We're Judgement! Prepare for sentencing! but however i don't have enough money for it

[thick coyote]

🛌

[rocky moat]

me when darktide

[jovial lantern]

me when i waited for darktide to downloaded completely but lost everything now it's the beginning again of pain.

well shit